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then i regrab it and go thumb thumb
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thumb thumb thumb thumb anyway max speed
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should be higher all right as usual we
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should start with follow-up and as usual
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we have a PFS related follow-up how do
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we have this every week yes I swear to
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you I'm not like intentionally trying to
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make this a streak it's just it's just
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had happening naturally is this like the
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bell lobby like influencing us like what
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is going on here who knows but live
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Liberty RPF from Twitter writes a PFS
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doesn't support compression yet what if
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I Mac OS you've run something like
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clusters to compress everything the
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filesystem level what do we make of that
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John I hadn't thought of this before so
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there are a couple things about this
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this was a tweet right I'm I also most
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agree my recollection is a BFS does not
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support compression but I would not like
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am I sure about that maybe not maybe
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like it actually does have built-in
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support for the HFS+ compression and
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they just never say anything I don't
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know but anyway assuming it doesn't
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support compression which is my
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recollection at this point it is true
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that on Macs even if you never run any
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third party utility a whole bunch of the
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files that like come with the operating
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system and stuff are compressed on disk
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right and then HHS plus is native
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compression feature they added many
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releases ago and you just wonder get
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read from the file system that gets
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reinflates to its normal size and it's
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all transparent to you know the rest of
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the operating system is just it just
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takes up less room on disk right so the
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AP FS conversion thing iOS anyway is
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like leave all the data exactly where it
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is and just make new pointers to it and
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blah blah don't like move anything
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around I have no idea if iOS uses the
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HFS+ compression feature but I know max
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do and also on Mac there are third-party
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utilities that can wander over the rest
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of your filesystem and compress stuff or
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HFS+ basically oh this file right here
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make it be compressed on disk and you
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know you could write your own little
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programs to do this right so on a Mac it
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is very likely in fact I'm most certain
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that you know one or more files are
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compressed now if a Mac is going to have
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the same sort of in-place conversion to
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a BFS that iOS devices have you have
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kind of a
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weird situation where it can't just
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leave all the data exactly where it is
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because if API us can't decompress stuff
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the can't just leave that data is
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compressed because it'll be scrambled
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garbage after you know a BFS point
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students that here's the file data and
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you go to read it and it's compressed
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garbage a BOS has to either know how to
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decompress that on the fly just like
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HFS+ which seems to me to be the easiest
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solution because then you don't have to
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worry about all these issues that I'm
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about to explain or you have to expand
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those files to their uncompressed
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version which means you need to find
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space for them which means you actually
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have to copy the data to someplace else
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and shuffle things around and now it
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becomes suddenly a way more dangerous
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operation than it was before and in the
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worst case scenario
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someone's got tons of stuff compressed
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with hfs+ compression and their disk is
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almost full and there's literally no
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room on just to expand everything
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because if you were to expand everything
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you would exceed the capacity of the
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disk so I'm hoping that I'm either just
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misremembering or a BFS has support for
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HFS+ compression just transparently
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included and it just hasn't been brought
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up or they told me and I forgot or
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whatever because that would certainly
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simplify things but that's not the case
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it'll be very interesting to see what
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happens with the with the Mac rollout of
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AP FS and in which maybe someone in the
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chat room knows I wish I knew if I OS
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also uses HS plus compression I would
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imagine it would too is I don't see any
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reason it wouldn't do it or maybe
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battery life I don't know chat room says
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it the iOS does have support support
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sure but like do all the OS files
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compressed like they are on not all of
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them but I don't know if if you get a
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phone from a store and just take it out
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of the box are a bunch of the files on
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the formerly hfs+ disk compressed if you
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would done this like a year ago I don't
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know anyway it will be an adventure I'm
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still waiting for the Mac roll out of AP
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FS because converting on it all our
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phones was boring except for the apps
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that broke fair enough
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alright moving on uh we got some very
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interesting feedback via David Carlton
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about WWDC lunches which is the topic
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that keeps on living I love so much he
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linked us I actually loved it as well I
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linked us to the GDC boss-lady blog by
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Meghan scavino skivvy oh excuse me so
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she writes with regard to the game
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purrs conference the other recognizer
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will change this year's lunch we reduce
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the price of conference passes by the
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cost of lunch that box lunch that you
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all know and love in wish you could
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consume five days a week all year round
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is $40 a day she writes I'll give you a
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minute to stop choking on your Doritos
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ready yes $40 a day for sandwich chips
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Apple cookie and water soda I could not
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make this stuff up even if I wanted to
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we decided to give the attendees a
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choice this year spend as much as you'd
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like by buying from one of the many
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on-site concessions or nearby food
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repositories or pre-order in pay for the
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$40 a day meal it is now your decision I
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trust you will make the right one and
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the catch here which I didn't explain is
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that that GDC apparently at the time of
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this writing was happening at Moscone so
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holy smokes $40 a day for that disaster
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yeah I mean this is the the story the
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story with conferences and things like
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this is what any kind of any kind of
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like exhibitor of conferences or if
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you're gonna like set up a booth a
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conference you've probably gone through
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a lot of this crap basically doing
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anything inside of a big conference hall
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usually involves dealing with ridiculous
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exclusive contractors and exclusive
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vendors and possible Union politics and
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what you think these things should cost
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they cost way way way more than that so
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this is like you know food service
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exclusive provider for Moscone provides
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these lunches and Apple pretty much has
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to pay whatever their price is because
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they aren't allowed to bring in food
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from anybody else into Moscone it's that
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kind of arrangement usually it's like
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you know if you're setting up a booth
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for like a small trade show and you need
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like a Serge strip you can't bring your
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own search if you have to use their
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search strip installed by one of their
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licensed people to install it it's going
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to cost you $400 like it's it's that
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kind of thing usually at these at these
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large venues so I'm not really surprised
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to hear this it's it's sad and if you
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ever book one of these things it
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probably makes you angry but it's not
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surprising even when you're not in a
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conference center like it at work we
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have you know food they bring in they
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try to bring like healthy food so you
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have like apples and bananas and stuff
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and I when I first started doing this I
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heard someone throwing around the idea
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that each one of those apples was 2
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bucks which you know doesn't seem like
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too much but on the other
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and you just look at the giant pile of
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apples be like oh that adds up and
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that's this is in a non-conference
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center environment so in general but
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just getting large amounts of stuff in a
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place where it normally wouldn't appear
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whether it's apples and offices or box
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lunches and at conventions that across a
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lot and then yeah they all be exclusive
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contracts and unions makes it really
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expensive and remember this this $40.00
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thing this post was from many years ago
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right there was a seven years ago yeah
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so it's probably like a hundred bucks
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now so if you if you do this math forty
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dollars a day times five days WDC
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actually I guess it's four cuz I don't
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serve do they serve lunch on Friday just
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enough yeah okay so five days times five
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thousand attendees which doesn't count
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for all the Apple people that is a
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million dollars on these gods and that
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lunches yeah that's a thing when you
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have these kind of like you know special
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special venues a special deal with
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everybody and restrictions on you doing
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anything else I mean they can charge
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kind of whatever they want by the way
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see also weddings and hospitals well
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it's bad right so I think that's it for
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follow up surprisingly this is a miracle
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I don't know what to make of this now I
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I have some alternative topics we could
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put in follow up copyright 2011 John
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siracusa but I think you have to did
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pretty well defending Plex onconnected
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yeah well yeah that was that was
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intended for follow up here but I
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actually did a guest spot on connected
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earlier this week and we'll put a link
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in the show notes if you don't listen
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connected our dear friend of the show
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Federico vtg slandered the Plex name and
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in in not the latest episode but the
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prior one and this could not stand and
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as such I was planning on a probably 15
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or 20 minute follow-up section were
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really a follow out copyright 2015 or 16
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Jason Snell built upon the work
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copyright 2010 John Surtees anyway
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during I was he has a derivative work
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III had planned on doing some follow out
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with regard to connected with in their
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thoughts on Plex but I was asked
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probably out of desperation because Mike
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was not in town I was asked to guest on
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the beginning of the latest episode
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which I will put a link in the show
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notes like I said it's at the very
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beginning of the episode and I kind of
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talk about what makes Plex awesome and
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why it's not nearly as hard to use as
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you would expect
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if you're at all interested in that I do
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encourage you to check it out but yeah
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because of that our follow up in this
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show including follow out is pretty much
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done I will say since we're talking
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about Plex anyway alright here we go
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this is how we always get there one big
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thing that I that I don't think you guys
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really covered enough that I wanted to
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point it because I I was also a Plex
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skeptic for years Casey would always bug
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me about how great it was and why do I
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do this and tell me all the great things
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that well you know if you had Plex you
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wouldn't have this problem right now and
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and one of the the great values to me of
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Plex in a world where we can stream
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pretty much everything we want all the
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time and that is when you have children
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and the children really want to watch a
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doing a live show at WWDC so on Monday
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get like priority in line but otherwise
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diverse talks and its really a great
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event for the community anyway we wanted
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to do a live show this year and they had
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content to all conf we decided to take
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them up on that offer and we concert in
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this past week and a rings are pretty
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pretty quickly actually and so we are
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doing a live show in alt conf and it's
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something useful and then the show is
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Dalrymple's beard bash or other things
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it's going to be you know it's it's not
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going to be like any kind of a tragus
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thing where we have like Tim Cook on or
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anything I don't mean we could try but I
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don't think we'll get him just just a
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hunch but but I'm looking forward to
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we're going to just you know we're going
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to basically just do this in front of a
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live audience of between 100 and a
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thousand people depending on how many
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people respond to I I do expect to
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stream it live when you say that you
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mean audio only by is your expectation
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of video set up I do have the audio set
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up to stream it live if Internet
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connectivity holds out and that's a huge
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if at conference so I don't want to
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guarantee it because basically I will be
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trying to get some kind of connection
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out of a very very full room in a venue
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or not I will be able to maintain an
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audio livestream but I'll do my best
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otherwise we look forward to it so yeah
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if you want to come go book a ticket now
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we will put the link in the show notes
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working with us on this because you know
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what we wanted to really was just like
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we we want to do a live show but we
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massive ordeal and and hassle and risk
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a ton of work to do that and I highly
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respect the podcasts that do that we
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don't have that in us and we could
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barely get t-shirts for sale so so we
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that worked out well for all of us and
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we hope to see you there yep it's it's
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super exciting most of the three of us
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are very excited about it so please if
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you are interested at all in doing this
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go ahead and get yourself ticket buy
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ticket and do it now just like the
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t-shirts to be clear the live show that
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we're doing like it's live show you can
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come see us live we're going to try to
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stream it and the main thing that will
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probably prevent streaming is the fact
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that if the stream craps out Marco can't
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fix it because he's on stage so oh well
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but we're also releasing it as a regular
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episode this will be our regular WWDC
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years like we just record this
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we're releasing this episode so don't
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this is when you won't miss it it will
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you just want get to see it or hear it
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live that's it excellent point so news
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this week we've spent a little while
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missed you too deeply but one thing I
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might be missing soon is touch ID in the
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specs and photographs that have linked a
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dead of leaked that indicate the touch
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ID sensor in the supposed I phone eight
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the fingerprint sensor on the back
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however pretty much anyone that I know
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that has used an Android phone with any
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regularity has said that it's fine in
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fact some of them have even said they
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prefer it even having had used both so
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um I'm kind of whatever about this it's
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not something I feel like I want but I
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think I can roll with it just fine I you
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know I feel the same way about this as I
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the top to the right hand side of the
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phone not really something I want I'm
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sure I'll get over it and that's exactly
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how it turned out not really something I
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wanted I got over pretty quick so Marco
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how do you feel about this I'm kind of
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the same way I've never used a phone
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with it on the back and I think I get
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used to it it would be fine but I think
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on the front would be better and I think
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it's more interesting that we don't seem
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to have a clear picture yet and that
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maybe Apple doesn't seem to have a clear
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picture yet that is merging because it's
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getting pretty late in the year for
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these kind of decisions to not be made
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yet like at that point of clarification
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that we needed on this because in the
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beginning case you said the the touch ID
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sensor is on the back under the Apple
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logo and that actually can be
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interpreted in multiple ways
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what's alright what he was referring to
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circular opening and that's where touch
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ID would be a lot of people suggest it
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hey if you're going to put something on
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the back of the phone why don't you make
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the Apple logo also the touch ID sensor
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obviously the the problems there that
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it's not really shaped like a circle and
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sensor that kind of fills that area and
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still looks nice and blah blah blah and
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maybe it's positioned wrong maybe you
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center instead of high up and so there's
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all sorts of aesthetic and functional
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decisions that may make them not want to
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put the touch ID sensor literally in the
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Apple logo but the part sleeks show
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there's a cutout for the Apple logo and
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then inch lower there's a circular
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cutout for the touch ID sensor so what
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do you thoughts on this job well in
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these these parts leaks we're getting
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into parts leaked season and I have a
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hard time dismissing these as complete
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fakes or ridiculous things because
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they're starting to look starting to
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look pretty real to me at the very least
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a real thing that was made by somebody
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for some purpose probably Apple some
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people in the chat room are saying
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there's no way Apple will do this
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they'll never do this because it's not
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an Apple thing to do I totally disagree
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with that Apple would 100% do this
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whether they are going to do it or not I
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guess you know as every week advances
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these things these rumors be the cement
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or they will just go away we won't see
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it anymore
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but remember this is the phone we're
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talking about that's supposed to get rid
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of the chin and forehead more or less
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and make the screen go from top to
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bottom edge to edge much more so than it
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does now leaving no room for even the
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completely immobile touch ID button on
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the iPhone 7 there won't even be room
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for a non-moving but no to speech screen
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everywhere and so you know the earlier
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rumors were like Oh it'll be screen
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everywhere and in fact the home button
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and touch ID will also be in the screen
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you can kind of see how they could put
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the home button in the screen because we
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already have a home button it doesn't
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move right and there's a little
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indentation for it which is better than
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being no indentation
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that's another sort of ergonomic issue
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of like how do I find the home button if
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there's no little indentation for my
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thumb biggest guys feel for the middle
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of the phone or maybe the whole bottom
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of the phone is like a home button and I
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just force press somewhere near the
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bottom and it takes me home whatever but
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the touch ID sensor the the the rumors
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were supposed to like oh it turned out
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to be harder than they thought to get a
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touch ID sensor inside a screen because
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the screen has lights that come out of
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in the touch ID sensor you know it's
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like sensor and screen are not the same
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things how do they combine them in a way
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that the touch ID sensor works and all
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these recent part leaks are part of the
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narrative they're like oh they couldn't
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get that to work this year so instead
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they're putting it on the back and you
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know people have Android phones with
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touch ID sensor on the back and they're
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saying like it's fine it's whatever like
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obviously if you put your phone down on
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the table
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now you can't unlock it unless you put
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it facedown but then when you unlock it
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it's no good as you can see the screen
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anyway right you know so that's the one
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disadvantage - people talk about with it
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being on the back but otherwise like
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urgh anomic lee speaking it's probably
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better easier to hit the touch ID on the
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back that it is touch ID that's at the
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very very edge of your phone you know
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what I mean like it's like if you had to
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pick where is the best place to put a
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fingerprint sensor on on a on a you know
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a featureless rectangle you wouldn't say
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let me put it on the very very bottom
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edge because you kind of got to shimmy
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your hand down you kind of pinching it
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from the edge you could certainly get a
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more secure grip if it's hot - these
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sensors were somewhere in the middle
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my main reservation about the thing
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being in the middle is since I'm someone
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who's had a case on all my iOS devices
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putting something that you can't put a
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case over on the back is somewhat of a
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problem slash disappointment for me I'm
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not one of those people that has ever
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had a case that has like a circle cut
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out so you can see the Apple logo I
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found those cases absurd and just
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comical and sad I don't need a cutout to
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show the world my Apple logo and in fact
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if again if you get an Apple case they
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have their own Apple logo on the case as
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a little indentation the people will
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still know it's an iPhone it'll be fine
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I swear but not just for those sort of
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aesthetic in like image reasons I don't
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like the cutout but
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mainly I don't like the cut out because
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the cut out that will inevitably have to
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be there on any case for this fur for an
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Apple iPhone with the touch ID sensor on
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the back is that that basically becomes
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a lint collecting belly button for your
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phone like is another place for I'm
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rhyming craft to get inside there you're
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going to be sticking your grimy fingers
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in there constantly to unlock your phone
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and any grime it's on there just going
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it wedged in this little scene it will
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literally be a grimy linty belly button
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for your phone that's not good it
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doesn't look good it doesn't feel good
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it makes this Honey sensor farther away
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from you because now you got to dig your
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finger into the little belly button to
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find the touch ID sensor the thicker
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case is the worse that's going to be
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think of battery cases how the hell you
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gonna get a battery case if it's going
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to be a super duper any belly button we
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got a poke your finger up there and be a
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mess up if you don't use cases on your
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phone whatever like it's then there's no
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big deal right this is easier to all 9
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issues but I do use cases and I don't
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want to stick my finger into a little
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hole in the case and you know fiddle
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around on a Linde belly button so that's
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mostly making me either a hope this is
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not true or be hope that by the time you
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know because I episode I'm not going to
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get this phone I'm going to wait another
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year get the one after that hopefully by
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the next phone they will have started
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out whatever issues with touch ID in the
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front and you know I don't want to worry
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about this I think having it on the back
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is worse enough than having it on the
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front that if we were forced to to like
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if there was no way to keep it on the
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front while having the screen go edge to
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edge like if there is no way to put it
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under the screen I would rather just
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still have the chin like you know make
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the bezels smaller you don't need to
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make the screen two to one you can keep
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it being 16 by 9 and not do like the
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Samsung like you know 18 by 9 or 2 to
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one thing because no one really needs it
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to be taller necessarily like I just
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keep the keep the chin like I don't
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think we need no one's really asking to
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have that go away if the cost is going
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to be losing touch ID to the back well
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Johnny I like symmetry I mean I know
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you've got a chin on the iMac and no far
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head right but on the phone though I
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feel like that silhouette is so iconic
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you know the like even like apples
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little outline graphics that they give
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you for iPhone that you like you're not
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allowed to use in your app or though
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they won't let him in the App Store it's
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basically
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rounded rectangle with a little
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rectangle exactly dead center in the
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middle and that's basically you know
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hieroglyphics for iPhone or for
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smartphone at this point for Apple to
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come out with an iPhone with
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asymmetrical margins like a chin but
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very little forehead because they try to
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pull in the edges like you can pull on
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the sides a little bit and shave a few
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millimeters right-oh edge to edge screen
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especially if they do like a rounded
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cranny I just like so many the you know
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past Android phones oh it's a lot like
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it when you see them side by side in
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people's review videos like the the
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iPhone design the side bezels really
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stick out compared to these newer like
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you know bezel this ones like the s8
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like Deane yes but it's only a few
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millimeters here it's not like you're
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getting back like a full inch if you
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took off the chin for it but that
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matters like I'm saying like if you just
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if you keep most of the chin you don't
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even keep the whole chin and just keep
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enough of it for a touch ID sensor to be
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there's there's like two millimeters on
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top and bottom of the touch ID says I go
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look at your phone right now there's not
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a lot of room above and below I'm
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holding it right now you there is some
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room about as much room as the side
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bezels and also does it need to be that
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big we don't know they can get a smaller
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one I think it needs to be that big well
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but regardless like I'm saying like you
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know it this is all about trade-offs
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right like that we this has been like a
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theme of our show is like is Apple
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making the right trade-offs in its
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physical designs of things and and I
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think the the trade-off here is like
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touch ID on the back is not that great
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and if if you keep it on the front
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basically like it you know it solves a
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lot of problems if you can't get it onto
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the screen which I mean I don't know a
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lot about screen technology but getting
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it under the screen without having it be
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like a visible different spot on the
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screen when the screen showing an image
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sounds impossible like that sounds
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really really hard that's not impossible
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I feel like it you know I feel like the
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rumor wouldn't have been around so long
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if it was literally impossible I think
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and the tech is sort of kind there to
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sort of kind of pull this off to some
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degree but but like the ones they would
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never be discussed but you think that
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like that there's a way to put some what
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to put some kind of like optical you
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know readings or scanning sensor in a
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screen that also is showing pixels such
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that if you showed like a solid color
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rectangle on the screen
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mean that you wouldn't see the outline
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touch ID worked I could have a more
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informed opinion about this but but I
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don't but anyway like I would the rumors
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been around so long and I haven't seen a
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single story that say you dummy
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that's impossible stop talking about
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this which leads you to believe that it
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worse is the sensor you know how how how
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less clear an image or you know a sense
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of your fingerprints does it get so I I
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feel like it's it's it's possible if not
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now then eventually but you know if not
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this year then whatever but but getting
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back to the idea of leaving the chin and
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getting rid of the forehead like you
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know you can pull in the margins all you
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want bottom line is if the margin above
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is not the width of the margin below
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you've got an asymmetrical phone that's
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weird to me now they did make the phat
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nano so never say never write Apple
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Apple has been known to make some pretty
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awkward looking iOS that was an iOS size
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awkward looking handheld the
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battery-powered devices so who knows
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what they'll do but I first I personally
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think that would be an ugly iPhone it
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would be the equivalent of the phat nano
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even more so than the thing on the back
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front oh be nice and symmetrical and the
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touch ID sensor will be on the back they
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really couldn't get it any other way or
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like the final thing is it's got top and
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bottom margins that are both equal that
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both slightly smaller than they were
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before they pull in the sides a little
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bit and you know there's your phone
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people would still like that it would be
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a new form factor it's not like the
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iPhone 7 form factor again it is a new
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phone especially but as you know steel
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you know that's steel shiny chrome edge
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things sort of reminiscent of the first
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iPhone and the stainless steel back and
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you know all the other thing it would be
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a new form factor people would accept it
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as a new phone it just wouldn't be like
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oh I thought this one was only gonna
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have screen on the front but instead
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it's still got a tuna for head but oh
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well yeah I agree I I certainly would
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not complain if touch ID was pretty much
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exactly the way it was it's just the
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only difference is that the bezels were
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slightly smaller but we'll say I'm
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pretty much nonplussed by this
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regardless whatever ends up happening
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happens and that's fine
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now by the way I think this is a good
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time to revisit while we're on the topic
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of the buttons on our phones and
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everything to take another pass at each
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of us saying well how we feel about the
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non-moving iPhone 7 home button after
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using it for a year now or whatever it's
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been mm-hmm because I had occasion to
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use my wife's phone recently and she's
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got a success and that button moves and
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then I start off as like out of the
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buttons it's weird you get used to it
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it's not quite the same or whatever and
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now I'm at the point where when I use a
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is device with the button actually moves
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it feels like junk and I can't handle it
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and I am like a fully converted yep I'm
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holy convert to the non-moving button
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which does not feel like the old button
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like it's not like oh it's now it has
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fooled me it doesn't but all I'm saying
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is the way it feels now is the way I
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expect my phone to feel the little
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wiggly shake even how it works when my
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phone is sitting on a tabletop like all
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those little haptic movements and
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whatever my hands are just accepted that
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that that's how your phone feels and
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when I use phones that don't feel that
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way and when a thing like presses in on
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them it feels junky and crappy to me so
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I am a total convert to this which makes
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me gives me some hope that I will
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eventually be a convert to and you know
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an in screen completely smooth no border
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thing I could be wrong it could be that
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I need the little circle to feel with my
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thumb right reminder where it is it
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which is another question by the way
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they put touch ID in the back is it a
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little crater on the back or is it
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totally featureless if it is a crater
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that's kind of weird because you'd have
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the Apple logo and it'll been a little
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bit greater belly button blow it anyway
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I I'm here to say that I feel like I
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have unbeknownst to me completely
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converted to not just tolerating the
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non-moving home button but to saying I
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like the non-moving home button better
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than all the moving home buttons I've
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ever used I could not possibly agree
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with you more the only time I dislike
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the non moving home button the static
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home button is when I try to unlock my
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phone when it's resting on a table
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because whatever magic the haptic taptic
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whatever feedback does in order to make
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you feel like you've clicked a button
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it's either completely muted to the
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point of figuratively speaking silence
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or just very very very soft and almost
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and that annoys me but in hand I have no
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problem with it and I believe I'm on the
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softest setting I'm going to have to
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come back to it because I don't remember
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offhand but I think I'm on the softest
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uh feedback setting - yeah I mentioned
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the table thing it may because I have a
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case like it does feel different when
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it's on the table but I have now come to
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like that feeling also better than
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pressing like the home button on my
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wife's success that's also sitting on
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the table
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it is totally weird and is different
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than when it's in your hand but I like
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it better because it feel it's just what
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I'm used to right and when I push it in
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it moves in it feels like I'm breaking
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the phone and opening up is weird gap
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and like feels so clunky or whatever and
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I I have been situation and maybe it is
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the case that makes the difference that
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like gives it that extra cushion or
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margin for the haptics to do something
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like where you press it in and like
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imagine if you press it in the haptics
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didn't go off at all right that would
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feel broken on the 7 right and so
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sometimes I feel like if you're if
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you're on a very flat table a very hard
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flat table with no case and you try to
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do it maybe somehow the haptics have no
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had nothing to move or vibrate and that
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feels a little bit more broken that does
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with the case so it could be the case is
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helping me like my own button more but
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either way I'm willing to you know I I
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like it I like it better even in that
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scenario
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so do you are what setting are you on in
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terms of that I'm just gonna go look
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that up or is that it it's in general
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home button everything in general that's
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that's why it's aptly named it should
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just be called settings you go to
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settings and you go to settings no I'm
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with you guys I totally agree I the very
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first probably three or four days I
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hated it I thought this is a huge step
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backwards I said as much here and
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somehow between now and then I've turned
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into not only liking it but like John
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liking it more than the old buttons and
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the old buttons now feel weird to me
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that has not happened with force touch
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trackpad or the new keyboards on the Mac
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books but that has definitely happened
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with the force touch home button on the
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phones and I also would go a little bit
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further and say one of the great things
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about the iPhone 7 is that new taptic
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engine second generation that that has
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enabled because it's like I much more
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precise Tabak engine that can do a lot
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more stuff
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has like a whole sequencer for for the
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things it does and so that that has
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enabled all the little tiny haptic
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feedback things throughout the interface
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and and now that I am accustomed to that
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in so many system standard apps that use
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standard controls and Saturn haptics and
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everything when I go back when I use
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like an iPad that doesn't have the
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taptic engine and nothing gives me those
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little taps with everything it feels
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like something's broken it feels like
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what's wrong what is this some kind of
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primitive piece of glass like it makes a
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huge difference
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so I also am a very big fan of haptics
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and especially the you know the new
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Tabak engine and I look forward to you
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know seeing them added to more apps
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including probably my own once I get
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around to it
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speaking of haptic feedback and things
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that feel broken Marcos my brief
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complain about overcast things I have
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really long lists really long playlists
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and when I try to drag something from
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way way down at the bottom to way way up
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at the top the maximum scroll speed has
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a little haptics fire off is way too
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slow and I just said there holding it
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and going dump dump them and then of
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course overcast refreshes the list and
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it Yanks the thing that I was holding in
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my hand out of my hand and drops it into
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the list wherever it was and I regrab it
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and go thump thump thump thump anyway
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max speed should be higher all right
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this the second thing is my fault the
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first thing is the firt like this is
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just the standard behavior of UI
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tableview and I know but I believe in
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you I believe you can you can change the
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default behavior and make it make it go
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faster given what you've done and if I
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have to do anything else to you a
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tableview
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I'm just going to you a collection view
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they like it which some people
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speculated maybe collection views will
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replace table yes I saw that that
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article the table view is for suckers is
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all collection view now well there's a
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bunch of things that that table view
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still do the collection views don't or
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that you'd have to write yourself but I
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think I've probably crossed the
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threshold after which like I've done so
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much work to hack table views that maybe
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doing it in a collection view would have
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been less work after all
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so probably next time I redesign this
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interface whatever happens I'm not
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looking forward to that but if that ever
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happens I will probably do collect
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communicate over a higher max crawl
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speed can ratchet up it could be like
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slow in the beginning and you're holding
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and then it goes faster in fact you know
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like the same way the flick scrolling
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kind of does
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where you can you can get it up to speed
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because really long list like there's
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just no recourse is just and well there
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there is a shortcut if you if you start
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playing out of near the top and on the
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items the other bottom that you're
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trying to move all the way up play next
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play next play next play next that'll
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move them all immediately yeah I think
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that was just an aside it's a funny you
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bring up the the taptic haptic whatever
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back off screen again and this is like
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the perfect moment to use that feedback
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scrolling through the cards and they're
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get get it to work just right and I
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when like the card was at the midway
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point off screen it would fire at the
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exact right moment it was very wonky was
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probably my fault but I hope to at some
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point go back to finish that up because
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it it really does work phenomenally well
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when you get it right but getting it
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right is kind of tough so yeah I am full
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support of third-party app developers
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putting that everywhere they can in
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their apps because it's super cool the
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control over them like the the options
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what I understand the way it's
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implemented is basically a sound
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synthesizer you know treating treating
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the tapping engine like a big
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low-frequency speaker and so apps in
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theory could have much more creativity
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and options over the the feeling and
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even possibly direction if that's a
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thing you know like side by side
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directions of the haptics though that's
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not yet exposed in the API but maybe an
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iOS 11 or the future maybe they will
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because I would love to do like some
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custom stuff there that just isn't
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possible right now yeah completely agree
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with you all right anything else on
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these iPhone 8 rumors I think at this
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point there's there's so many crazy
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rumors we know so little it
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hard to comment intelligently on much of
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it well has that ever stopped us before
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and by the way the nine-to-five Mac
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article there were going a link that has
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like the parts like thing the parts link
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was like a drawing which is you know is
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the best park lease like measurements on
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them and stuff like it's good I actually
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took a screenshot of that thing because
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those are so easy to verify like they're
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down to the you know thousandth of a
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millimeter we can verify those when the
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real fun comes out if it's exactly the
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dimensions after the thousands the
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milliliter that was probably jet leak if
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they're not then that was just totally
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made-up stuff but anyway the 95 Mac
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article has a picture of like oh here's
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a part looks just like that submit
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schematic it's just a rendering of the
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schematic like the schematic is this
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supposed to leak not this thing that
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looks like metal and the thing so don't
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be fooled by thinking someone found a
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metal thing and took a fuzzy picture of
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it is just a rendering also real-time
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follow-up the touch ID hardware as it
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exists today is capacitive which I did
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not realize I thought it was optical
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yeah so I think it's just like a really
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really high density capacitively I like
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like higher higher precision than the
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than the touch sensor on the whole
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multi-touch screen I assume right yeah I
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mean like a tall thing of like the
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capacitive stuff the capacitive layering
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this to two aspects one is the layering
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thing where you can make screens out of
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a series of layers and one layer is the
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part that does the capacitive sensing a
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layer is the part that has the you know
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the the color elements and the light up
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bits and you know especially if it's an
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OLED screen isn't this the the new
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iPhone supposed to be all OLED and
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everything so yeah usually you reduce
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number of layers because you don't have
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a light emitting layer and a filter
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layer you know pixels themselves emit
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light but either way you have to have a
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bunch of things that emit light and then
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in between the light emitting things you
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need the sensing things and the light
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emitting things don't have to fill the
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whole area because there's you know
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light bloom and everything so the actual
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light-emitting areas can actually be
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very small and have mostly empty space
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between it's just a question of trying
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to like either weave that together or
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layer it over each other such that you
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know the the the capacitive thing is has
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this fine mesh that's put over the light
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of things but you don't notice the mesh
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because it's super fine or you put it
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below the light up things like again I'm
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so I'm just making up random words for
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tech you're by language seems to me that
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it should be possible to make a layer
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cake that works in some way the only
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question is how much worse does it work
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the existing touch ID which is which
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still has like whatever this is a layer
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of sapphire or glass over the capacitive
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sensor right so it's still there's still
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some distance just no light being
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emitted from it and especially if they
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just darken that area of the screen when
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you hold your finger on it let's expect
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in touch ID or whatever like there are
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ways around a lot of the limitations
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that make me think it is feasible if not
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this year then surely in a few years we
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are sponsored this week by Eero go to
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buy a router with a whole bunch of giant
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antennas on it thinking you will finally
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cover your entire house and you'll
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finally have coverage in those two or
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three back rooms where you never had
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coverage before and in practice you get
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that big router home and every time it
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says it's going to have the best range
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and it doesn't cover those rooms it
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Wi-Fi has been broken for so long
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because we rely on single routers Eero
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routers as your main one but then you
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buy more than one you can buy a two pack
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a three pack whatever amount you need
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might have two or three of them and the
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app that comes with helps you set them
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up in a really effective way and it just
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blankets the entire house in fast
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reliable Wi-Fi way better than a single
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router ever could and again as I
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mentioned the app is super easy to use
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tons of great features and they're
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updating it all the time and the
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you get out of a traditional like
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repeater or range extender setup because
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they actually create a backhaul mesh
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network separately from the main network
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to communicate with each other and to
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form that that huge mesh of Wi-Fi
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coverage in your home I highly suggest
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there's been a lot of motion in this um
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this thing called overcast I don't know
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if any of you are familiar with but with
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this but apparently the developer of
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overcast has been very busy and getting
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work done and has tweeted the overcast
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account has tweeted found a fix for m4a
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chapters will return in the next version
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and P 3 chapters continue to work great
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they'll be easier to create soon so
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there's a fair bit to unpack here but
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let's start with m4a what you do Marco
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so last episode I described the problem
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that I was facing where basically the
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Apple low-level parser would only
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recognize chapters in mp3 and m4a files
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if they were named with dot mp3 and dot
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m4a extensions and went overcast down as
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a file it doesn't know the the type yet
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until tariffs downloading it in which
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point I already haven't saving it to a
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file and rather not move it for
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streaming reasons in any way and so the
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hack I was doing before was that upon
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playback I would temporarily create two
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SIM links to the unex tensioned file one
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of them without mp3 one of them without
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I'm for a have Apple read those for the
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metadata parser and then take my data
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from there I had mentioned that that was
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no longer working with stability on AP
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FS and int n3 sometimes I would get
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crashes around those sibling creations
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or deletions and so to avoid these
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crashes I switched to my own metadata
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parser which only supported mp3 and said
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I'll figure out some other solution for
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m48 later I have to fix these crashes
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now and the solution I came to was just
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named all the files m4a and and because
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I have my own parser now for mp3
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chapters so and my parser is as smart as
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I want it to be and I decided to build
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in the smart
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say who cares what the file is named
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just parse and look at these first bytes
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and you can tell what format it is
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anyway so so my parser is now
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responsible for mp3 streaming and I use
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apples again for M for A's on the files
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all of which are now named M for a
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that's both extremely clever in
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completely bananas all at the same time
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the perfect incarnation of file name
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extensions highlighting the fact that
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the name of the file has no bearing
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whatsoever on the format of the data it
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contains and it's an absurd system and
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Marco is like it's like a satire of
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filename extensions that you know I'm
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just naming every file allotted for Ike
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is that crap his meal is accepted this
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stupid API that's too stupid to know
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what the hell kind of flat file it's
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being fed and doesn't let me specify
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just figure it out by parsing the file
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name especially like almost all formats
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almost all modern file formats even
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stuff as old as mp3 you can usually tell
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what format it is by looking at maybe
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the first 12 bytes of the file at most
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you know sometimes you could tell it
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even less so the file command does write
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like it's really easy to detect it like
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an m4 a always looks the same and it's
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super easy to see it the and mp3s can
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look two different ways upfront but
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they're both pretty easy to parse and
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engineer like I just looked up the specs
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for these formats oh oh well this format
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has these bytes up front this one is
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these done like it isn't hard and you
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know JPEG and paying those can also
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those are like you know eight bytes the
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beginning to it's super easy sometimes
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they begin with the letters jpg or gif
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like literal ASCII text jfif but anyway
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yeah yeah yeah Japheth yeah joint
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something international photo
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it's interchange format it doesn't
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really matter alright so it also in this
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tweet you you had said mp3 chapters will
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be easier to create soon tell me more
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ask again later mmm look you all know
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I'm making forecasts the only question
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is when it comes out so once it coming
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out I don't know probably soon oh yeah
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I'm trying I'm putting out some overcast
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fires first but
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yeah probably soon it's been a long time
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coming I think it's been more than a
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year since this since more than a year
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since you were willing to talk about
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this program on the podcast in public
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this has been a heck of a gestation for
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this program this program that people
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have already been using to to do it for
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its intended purpose for a long time I
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you just haven't gotten around to the
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point where you polish it up for release
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right there are a few little things I
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want to work out but they're like minor
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UI issues for the most part it should be
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you know coming soon and for those who
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don't know forecast is a thing that's
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been charitably in private alpha that
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marco wrote in order to break a podcast
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into chapters and do so easily and
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quickly and people in the chat are
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asking about pricing the the honest
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answer is that I still haven't quite
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decided for sure but I'm leaning towards
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just making it free but not open source
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and and there's lots of reasons for this
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maybe maybe I'll talk about it once I
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release it if I go this way but the gist
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of it is basically I don't think the
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market is going to be big enough to make
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it worth charging money for because when
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you charge money for things you have to
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support it in a very different way and
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and there's there there's overhead to
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that and I just don't think it would be
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worth it because I think the market for
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is going to be pretty small so I I don't
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think it's worth charging and at the
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same time open-source is tricky when
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you're talking about entire apps like
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libraries and components sure that's
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easy when you're talking about entire
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apps though you have a lot of problems
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with like people ripping it off and
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uploading it to the App Store under
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their own name and like it's it's a big
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problem for open when you open sort and
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tire app doing stuff like that
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so I don't really want to deal with that
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and I think the value of open source is
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much higher at the library level than at
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the entire app level that's fair all
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right so you've also been busy with your
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Apple watch and we kind of made mention
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of this earlier but it turns out your
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Apple watch does have a purpose after
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all yes for testing my Apple watch no
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it's divided it's yeah I did a big watch
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update we we'd kind of alluded to this
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ago and the truth is I've been working
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on offline watch playback for months now
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it has taken a very long time and
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there's lots of reasons for that and it
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wasn't the only thing I was doing that
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during that time you know I did all of
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3.0 it was originally slated to be a
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headlining feature of 3.0 there are lots
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of reasons why that didn't happen the
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main reason is that the state that I had
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it in at the time 3.0 was going to ship
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it just had too many weird limitations
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and bugs and I decided it was not a good
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idea to have to make a big deal out of
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this feature to have it be a headlining
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feature of this major update of my app
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and to have it not work very well that
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that didn't seem wise to me so instead I
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push it off to later figuring you know
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maybe something will change in watch OS
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in the next versions and I can you know
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do it do it then and there were there
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were some other factors involved that
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that influenced this as well but suffice
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to say it took a very long time to do
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because the way I did it in order to get
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podcast playback on the Apple watch
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there's a bunch of major hoops you have
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to jump through one of them is just the
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data transfer like the the watch has
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very limited resources in all kinds that
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includes bandwidth that includes storage
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and processing power and and the API for
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it is very limited so there's certain
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things that you can't reliably do one of
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the things is that you can't reliably
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just feed at any arbitrary podcast file
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off the internet and expect it to work
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so there are limitations in its API
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certain things that it doesn't play or
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doesn't play very well or certain
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formats and bit rates to use way too
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much power and it actually becomes like
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a noticeable load on the watch that you
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want to avoid there's also issues like
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if you're transferring it from the phone
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then you have a serious problem of
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bandwidth and a transfer speeds you know
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just it take it could take out an hour
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to transfer a podcast file to the watch
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and oh seriously if you don't compress
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it yeah it could take a long time and
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because that you know a lot of times
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it's transferring over bluetooth
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sometimes it'll use Wi-Fi if it can but
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Vegas to when and whether it will do
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that so you can't really count on that
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so basically it's a huge challenge to
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get the files to the watch and then once
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they're on the watch they were there are
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massive challenges around there's only a
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few different ways to play audio on the
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watch watch OS 3.2 added a couple of big
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things before that which is most of my
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development the API is that were there
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there were like three different ways to
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play audio files and all of them had
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like fatal massive problems for playing
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podcasts one of them you couldn't set
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the start time of the file so if you
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started it and then then you close it
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and you want to start it again you'd
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have to start from the beginning or
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somehow have the watch like splice to
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file one of my prototypes I actually had
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the watch splicing AAC files every 15
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seconds so that you would so that it
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would be able to like look and play this
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huge post it was I tried a lot of things
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and it it was it was a large period of
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trial and error let's let's say that one
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of the api's that you probably seen
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before it you could present a sheet that
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that has the file but it only has the
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seek back and forward by five seconds at
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a time and there's no way to change that
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UI so that is pretty bad also that it
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does allow a start a start time which is
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fine but if you sort of work out our
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background it then it stops playing
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suspect and then there was a different
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one the the WK audio file player api
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because what which is what the current
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store version as we speak
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uses and that has tons of problems and
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shortcomings and it's bizarre things and
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by the way i have i have filed bugs i
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have i have been in contact with apple
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about all these different shortcomings
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so i've done my duty there but you know
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i think there i don't think they have a
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lot of resources to devote to audio
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playback on the watch honestly it seems
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like this is a pretty pretty you know
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rarely used thing and their resources
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are probably elsewhere like iOS 11 you
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know so anyway the the one of the issues
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with the with the WK audio file API is
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things like if your app is in the
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background and you you initiate a player
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that player will just never play if if
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you go to note it has some integration
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with the now playing glance so if you go
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to the now playing glance and hit next
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track whatever was playing will never
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play again but there's no but it's held
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in the API so you go back to the app and
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the API says I'm still playing yes I'm
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playing it 1x but then you just notice
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if you pull the time you know actually
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you say you're playing and you say
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you're playing on 1x but the time stamp
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is not going up so in the version of the
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store right now I have things like
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timers that pull every so often and
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check to see is the timestamp going up
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as it should if not tear down and
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recreate the entire player there are so
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many limitations and weird bugs with the
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current one what happened in 3.2 well
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first of all 3.2 made it possible at all
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to use this API because they added a set
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timestamp method on that so that you
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could start a file from the middle and
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then they also very quietly with no
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comment except from the release notes
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they just they added the ability to use
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a V audio player like oh yeah it's like
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well then why bother with all this crap
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yes let me use that net and I should
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point to as far as I know I don't think
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I can actually move my entire core audio
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stack onto the watch yet some of core
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audio is there I don't know if enough of
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it is there or if I may be missing
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things like audio tool blocks and some
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of the little accessory things so I'm
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not I don't think I can actually move
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the entire thing over yet but av audio
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players is good enough to do everything
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except smart speed and voice boost and
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it has everything else it has a pretty
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good speed engine it had you know it has
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all it is an in process API the only
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reason I wasn't using it before in the
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version it's in the store right now is
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that there it wasn't back rounding for
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me reliably enough at least like it
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would background sometimes when other
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times I realized yesterday you had to
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set different background audio flags
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in different places for that one than
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you did for the original WK audio player
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once I set those it works perfectly well
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nice with some with a few bugs along the
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way but it's suffice to say those are
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all fixed now as of about two hours ago
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it works perfectly the version that is
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currently awaiting Apple's approval is
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this new version with a B audio player
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it's going to be awesome
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I should point out a few other things
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that I hit along the way one of the
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things I did early on that took some
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time but was worth it as I mentioned
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none of these methods on the watch
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support smart speed or voice boost and
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if you're accustomed to listening to
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over catch with smart speed listening to
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anything else seems kind of broken it
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just sounds wrong and and you can do
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basic speed ups on the watch but I don't
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have the low level access to the audio
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stream to be able to do smart speed and
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so what I did instead was on the phone I
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experimented and found something fast
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enough eventually I'm actually
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transcoding the files on the phone if
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smart speed that's kind of bananas you
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know whatever settings that you would
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play that play the track on your phone
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if you have it say you know play at
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on the watch at one point two five X and
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I don't have smart speed baked in I'm
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not able to do voice boost yet and this
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is due to some low level implementation
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details basically if I run this through
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an audio graph it is ten times slower
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if I don't run it through audio graph
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at about 110 112 X on an iPhone 7 so I
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can transcode you know a hundred times
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faster than real time by not using the
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graph so doing it doing it through the
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graph is just too slow to really ship
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that and so there's no voice Boost yet I
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have not yet written my own voice boost
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that doesn't use a combination of audio
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units I plan to but I haven't yet that's
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a low-level thing that will be a fun
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project someday but it's it hasn't
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happened yet so that's why there's no
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voice boost but there is smart speed
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because smart speed is a combination of
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C functions not audio units so anyway
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long story short when you you know when
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you send a file to the watch the phone
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transcodes it it transcribes it also
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down down to a lower bitrate I did a
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whole bunch of testing to figure out
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like what is the best low bitrate way
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for spoken audio to to be heard on a
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watch obviously there is some quality
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loss so the it's it's just a question of
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balance of how do i balance because the
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bigger the files are the much longer
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they take to transfer to the watch for
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me that a whole bunch of testing with
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HEA AC and AAC and and even things like
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some of the newer formats the OGG what
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is it opus I don't know if it's sorry if
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it's not officially odd but it's from
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those people the new opus format and
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there's a whole bunch of other stuff and
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that would have been harder to decode
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because the watch doesn't support it
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anyway I did a whole bunch of crazy
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stuff I'm transcoding to that on the
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phone on demand baking in smart speed it
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also has a few other cool optimizations
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for example if you are halfway through a
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podcast and you say send to the watch it
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only sends the second half because
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there's no reason to send the part you
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already listened to anyway here's all my
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secrets that's how you do it and it's a
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whole lot of work but now I finally have
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offline watch playback and with the
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version that will hopefully be approved
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in the next day or two it'll be way way
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better because it'll move to this new
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API it's way more stable and has speaker
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output and everything else so it's been
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it's been quite a trip oh not to mention
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the whole system of like syncing between
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the watch and the phone that's a thing
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you have to sync your progress and not
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lose stuff and not have stuff clobber
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itself during a sync and everything else
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it's been it's been some quite quite a
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lot of effort and all of this is for a
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feature that relatively nobody will use
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and it's hard to justify this but but
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there's a few reasons why I thought it
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was worth it you know right now it
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according to my analytics something like
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you know you know half a percent of
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people are using it or something like
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and I you know I haven't done a great
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job of promoting it so a lot of people
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don't know it's there yet but it's
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there's there's not a lot of people who
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are going to use this feature but it was
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a very high demanded feature and it's
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the kind of thing where like you might
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decide so like
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what I've done is while testing this I
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have paired my favorite walking
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headphones to my watch and so it kind of
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forces me to use my watch more as the
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podcast player because I don't want to
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run pair and repair my headphones back
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to my phone every time I like leave to
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walk the dog so I've kind of gotten into
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this habit over the last week or week or
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two and and really you know really
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gotten into this and it is pretty cool I
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got to say it it is pretty nice
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it's not as good as using a phone but
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you have to carry a phone and for a lot
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of people people have been begging me
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since the watch came out this has been
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one of the top featured or one of the
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top feature requests for overcast since
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the watch came out because a lot of
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people either can't or don't want to
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bring their phone certain places where
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they can bring their watch it's a very
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common request for example in certain
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kinds of exercise like jogging where a
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lot of people don't want to carry their
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phone or it's too clunky or it's in some
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kind of inconvenient like you know arm
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thing or backpack or something else then
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they want it to be totally on their
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watch so I understand that I'm I'm
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probably never going to run in my life
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but I understand the people who do that
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that's so like it matters a lot to a
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small number of people that's the kind
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of thing I enjoy doing you know it's
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it's never going to be worth it by the
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numbers but I do enjoy doing it just
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because of how much it matters to that
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small number of people and the fact is
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it also I think business-wise it might
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also be a safe bet it might also be a
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good thing to do because you know Apple
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likes it for one thing so you know it
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probably makes my app more likely to be
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featured by Apple in the future maybe it
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increases my chances of getting an ad a
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one can hope I never really think I have
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a chance of that but I really want one
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so one can hope right I also I think
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that it's the kind of feature kind of
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like when people buy SUVs and like what
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if I need to haul something some day and
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they never haul anything right but like
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I feel like if you're looking at
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podcast apps that are out there and you
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you might think oh I want that even if
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you never end up using it or you hardly
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ever use it that might have still helped
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me you know get that sale or get that
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person to
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overcast instead of something else so I
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think in it for a lot of reason I think
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it is probably worth having done it did
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take a lot longer than I thought it
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would and a lot more work than I thought
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it would and it's not done either like
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there's what I have now is a system
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where you still have to manually send
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episodes one by one to the watch and
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they still take forever to transfer and
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I'm not entirely sure I can ever really
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fix the taking forever transfer thing
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I'm you know that might just have to
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like wait out the hardware advancements
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but like you know sending one by one to
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the watch is also not great people have
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requested things like automatically send
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episodes of this podcast or this
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playlist to the watch and that has its
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own challenges and limitations like for
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instance I don't really know how much
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space I have to deal with and but if you
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see if you tell people you can send this
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playlist to the watch I'm going to
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design this feature for my place which
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might have like 15 podcasts on it at
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most and then somebody like John is
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going to use it and they're going to try
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to sync 400 audiobooks to it and they're
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gonna be mad when it doesn't work
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because there's no one there's not not
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enough space in the watch which I can't
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even tell as the programmer so it it
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doing anything more because of the
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constrained nature of the watch is going
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to be harder than doing those same
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things on the iPhone it's also going to
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be like massive UI challenges right like
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people are already asking for things
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like chapter navigation on the watch and
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it's like it's really hard to fit a good
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UI that is both attractive and usable on
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that watch screen and it's everything
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people want me to do with this feature
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is is going to be hard to do basically
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but I think I finally got the basics
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nailed down in this update that
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hopefully we'll be shipping around the
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time this podcast comes out the the
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three point one point two update
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hopefully already will have that now and
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and it's going to be great and I'm kind
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of glad to have it finally be done and
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now I have a reason use my watch again
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yeah so have you been using the watch
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for anything other than podcasting uh
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well you know I use it on my dog walk so
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you know I still prefer mechanical
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watches greatly for general use in
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general wearing but the Apple watch is
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as the entire world Plus Apple have
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figured out over the last you know year
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or two whatever it's been the Apple
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watch is pretty good for fitness stuff
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and so I haven't quite enjoying on my
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dog walks being able to track the the
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time and distance that I have gone and
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and get my school GPS map of it if I
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ever want that it will probably remain
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my like taking walks watch but for other
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times in my day
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I prefer mechanicals for other reasons
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did you get a series too I mentioned the
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GP are you saying because you have your
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phone with you that's why you get the
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GPS trace no I actually did get a series
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- I got a series - this past spring or
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this past winter while testing this
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because the build run debug loop on the
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Apple watch is so incredibly slow
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because the the hardware is really basic
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in it and when you're doing like
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building run and build and run and debug
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it's all going also through your phone
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and into the watch over Bluetooth or
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whatever it's very very slow the point
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we're like changing something on the
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watch and building and building and
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running might be like a 45 second long
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cycle and when you're doing a lot of
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that that time really adds up and really
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gets annoying
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so as suit like after like a day of like
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trying all these deployment methods in
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the watch I went to the Apple Store guys
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serious - I'm like because I asked
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underscore like is it faster and he
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actually of course he timed it of course
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he knew like exactly - the sellers and
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it was something like 20 seconds faster
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on the serious - I'm like done sold if
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you can save me 20 seconds every single
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time I'm building and running on the
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watch that is going to add up and it did
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so I do have a series - I'm very very
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glad I got the series - because the
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difference for development was
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immediately and an incredibly apparent
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so what series - did you get I know
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you're just getting it oh I just want
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something that's faster for me to do my
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builds on right but then did you go okay
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well since I'm buying one which one do I
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want what color dwell on what bands like
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what did you get you know I did go
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through a lot of that that that d-bags I
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think I'm like I'm just getting it for
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development I should just get the
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aluminum basic cheapo the cheapest one I
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can get like you know just get down I
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should even tell you every fiber of your
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being screams out no well I
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in theory I don't even need the series -
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I could have gotten this series one same
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processor same speed just
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no GPS no GPS and not super waterproof
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so I could have gotten that but once
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again your inner Markos is now well
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here's the thing oh here we go
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so I'm accustomed to now wearing nice
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watches the reason I got in ties it was
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a need to have a watch that lets you
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live in the style to which you have
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become accustomed the reason I got into
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nice watches is because I fell in love
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with how the Apple watch made me feel
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when I looked at it on my wrist that is
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why when the Apple watch first came out
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I obsessed
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crazily over which bands to get which
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color combinations worked like I I went
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over this for like weeks I was agonizing
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like Oh will this man be more convenient
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to latch or this one or whatever else
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I really enjoy the way the steel watch
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looks I and I really unfortunately don't
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enjoy the way the aluminum ones look the
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aluminum ones to me look a lot like a
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phone on your wrist the steel ones don't
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look like an analog device by any means
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but I think the steel ones are very
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attractive I decided after much
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agonizing that I wanted a steel one
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again the only way to get a steel one
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was to get the series two you can't you
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can get the series one and steel so I
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got the series two and I got the steel
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and I have it on I think it came with a
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Milanese because the only one I could
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get in stock which I immediately sold
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and I'm just using my old sport band
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with it it makes me a little sad that
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you haven't decided to come crawling
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back to the Apple watch but you know
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teach their own like what you like no I
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mean it it has a no question and has a
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lot of utility but it also has a lot of
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things that's not so great about and it
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like man like when I'm wearing it now
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like for this testing these testing
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periods every time I turn my wrist to
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look at the time it doesn't show like
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every time just like just oh let me
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exaggerate this motion again or let me
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tap it and just come on so yeah like
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when you're accustomed to regular
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watches the Apple watch has a few things
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about it that are very annoying it
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mostly the the delay when looking at the
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and so it's fine you know it the all the
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utilities of it things like
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notifications all day and stuff I don't
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really care I don't I turn off most
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notifications I don't like having a lot
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of them so most of that stuff doesn't is
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not of much used to me
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and the fitness stuff I don't usually
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have much of a fitness regimen when I do
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its extensive dog walking so I'm using
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it now for that for most things in my
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life I don't have the kind of lifestyle
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that benefits heavily from the Apple
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watch's good things and the Apple
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watch's bad things irritate me did you
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get the Earth Day badge I did not I did
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get reminded about the Earth Day badge
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on Earth Day but I had dismissed and did
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not get it I didn't get it because was
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disgusting weather over here I didn't
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get that one I did get the turkey day
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one but I did not get the earth day one
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what did you John no fair enough and you
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haven't put your watch on in months
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icing I wore it on vacation or at the
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whole week why did you wear it on
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vacation that's it's what I do I do it
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when I travel well and I will say it is
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a really nice travel watch because it
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sets tone time zone and you can have
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your boarding passes showing on there
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and everything also it is kind of nice
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for that and walking directions in the
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city to be able to like tap on your
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wrist tell you which Street to turn down
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instead of the console I take out your
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phone yeah that's true yet the main
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downside for me is then you have to
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bring its separate charger and I'm
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trying to minimize the chargers that I
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bring on trips and that's usually a
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really easy one to let go of all right
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anything else on anything watch related
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hopefully not it's been a lot a lot of
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Apple watch stuff less last couple of
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weeks but I think you've been working a
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lot yeah I know how do you well and like
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this whole like the whole transcoding
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engine and baking and smart speed that I
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did all that work was all done months
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ago and I've just been just been sitting
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on it waiting for a chance to use it and
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and waiting for basically waiting for
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the watch api's to both get better and
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for me to figure them out which both had
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to happen for this to finally be
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yet another tick in the uber is gross
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box it seems like uber has been using
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private a api's to read Iowa iPhone
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serial numbers and/or they were doing
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this anyway
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a couple years ago they were reading
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iPhone serial numbers reporting them up
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to their own servers and thus this
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allowed them to track installations
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between deletes so you could install
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uber it would look at your phone serial
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number let's call it one two three four
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five it's the same combination I have in
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my luggage and then uh it you would
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delete the app it would you could then
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reinstall it later it will see that the
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serial numbers still one two three four
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five and it would say haha this is user
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abcdefg and so allegedly they were using
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this for fraud prevention which is a
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legitimate explanation I think but it
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just feels super gross and so the story
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goes that Tim Cook called in Travis
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kalanick Callen ik whatever his name is
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the really skeezy head of uber and
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basically said if you don't get rid of
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this posthaste we're going to pull you
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from the App Store and guess what
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happened they got rid of it I don't
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think there's that many interesting
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things to discuss here but perhaps one
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of you has some thoughts that I haven't
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thought of yet I mean to me that the
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main interesting part here I mean you
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know we know this had been talked to
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death another shows so we're not going
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to when I can I spend a lot of time on
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it the interesting part to me here is
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not necessarily the horrible things that
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that Hooper did because uber is always
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doing horrible things I urge anybody out
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there to stop using it I've been using
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lyft since one of their other recent
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scandals and it's great totally fine
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it's like the same or better so just use
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lyft or something else you know it's
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fine stop using mover anyway one of the
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cool things about this that I thought
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was worth mentioning is and first of all
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all these holes that we know of are now
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patched ioq it out gets a weird
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framework there's a lot there's all
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sorts of stuff on your phone that apps
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should not have access to things like
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the phone part of it
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there's a reason why like apps can't
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like you know dial your phone for you
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without interaction or read your phone
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calls or anything all the stuff that iOS
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must wall off from apps is a private
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framework and the way iOS is structured
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apps with the exception of jail breaking
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which ruins everything
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but regularly in your phone
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apps can't call into private frameworks
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they just technically can't there's no
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way to do it they're walled off from
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apps IO kit is technically not one of
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these in its the role of Ayoka dismal in
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iOS is mostly to read data about the
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hardware and a lot of things that are in
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the UI device API are just thin wrappers
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around UI kit calls things like reading
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the the screen brightness level or the
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system wrappers around IO kit call sorry
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yeah or the system battery level or you
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know things like that it just
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information about the hardware this is
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where things like the UDID used to be
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although now that's that's no longer
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available and Apple is pretty good about
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like any any way that you that you have
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to to youth identify phones Apple has
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been slowly getting rid of the i/o kit
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for whatever reason as I said like it's
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it's not in that walled off area where
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the rest of the private frameworks are
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so that it actually is callable but it's
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that we aren't allowed to it's
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undocumented at least iOS and it's it's
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you know officially forbidden a new
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bruise beam all sorts of tricks to avoid
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are two angles of this that are worth
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talking about one is is it possible for
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Apple to prevent the use of private
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api's on a large scale the way that they
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usually prevent it is during a preview
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they have some kind of special testing
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environment where if an app calls a
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private API during a preview or if it
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has a private API symbols like literally
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in the app so if it has like the name of
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a private function in the code Apple can
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flag that and it will reject it
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automatically for that but there are
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ways to get around this one of them is
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if you you can load the module
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dynamically or you couldn't you can not
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have the name of the function in the
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code you can have a scrambled string
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that encode you unscramble at runtime
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and then call that that's usually how
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these things are done and again this
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doesn't work for calling super private
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frameworks
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but it does work for calling private
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methods on public things or for for for
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the framework of I okay which is this
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weird kind of middle ground where it is
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kind of technically public anyway do you
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think there is a way for Apple to ever
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fix that yeah it's kind of the halting
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problem thing where can you tell me here
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is this program can you tell me how this
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program behaves you know in the general
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case no not really but all these things
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you're talking about all you need to do
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I think is do enough so that if
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something gets through your system it
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was clearly done intentionally and like
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in the uber case one of the other
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stories about this is that the way they
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were getting around is you know have all
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these secret ways of dynamically loading
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the code and a lot of stuff but just to
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be safe don't do that when the GPS
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detects that you're somewhere within
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Apple's campus right to the geofence
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like the Apple campus and say you know
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when you're inside this perimeter don't
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ever try to do the sneaky thing only
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when you're outside this perimeter
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somewhere else on earth then do the
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sneaky thing to call a private API so in
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that case like you know the trying to
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detect hey is the program doing that
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like in general no there's no general
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purpose computer Bowl reasonable time
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way to figure that out or at all
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actually
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you know because it literally isn't
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calling the bad API and you know then
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you have to detect how can I tell if it
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is doing something let's know when it
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shouldn't do the naughty thing that it's
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doing you know but but again you just
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make the test hard enough so that if it
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is doing that someone can't say oh we
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just did that by accident I was just a
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bug right now I didn't mean to do that
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at all it's so clearly intentional like
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at the point where you're putting
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scrambled strings or assembling symbol
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names out of a bunch of scrambled data
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spread all over your program right like
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there's no way you can you can say
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explain that away first is say oh I just
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called an apple API on the Apple API
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called a private thing that accessed
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some files of the sandbox and it's
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totally not my fault and it happens all
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the time at be like oh yeah I can see
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you know eventually you can convince
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Apple this I was not doing anything
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intentionally bad this is just some you
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know something that you didn't realize
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was actually happening in your
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code and I'm doing the right thing let's
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just all get through it so I think
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that's all they need to it's probably
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what they're currently doing and I think
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that is that's probably sufficient I was
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thinking to like the environment they
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have an app review that automatically
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detects whenever this boundary is
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crossed that that you know your app is
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calling something private that it
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shouldn't be what if they could deploy
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that to iPhones and maybe not to all I
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phones because I assume there's some
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degree of overhead involved here that
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maybe would make it to power inefficient
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or too slow but what if they deployed it
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to say a large group of Apple employees
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phones you know like what would that
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would probably catch a lot of things in
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popular apps right so like whatever
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whatever environment they have to detect
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these things in a preview spread that
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out wider maybe they have like a whole
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bunch of virtual iPhones in the cloud
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that that you know simulate using apps
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and they track them on those they could
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do all sorts of fun stuff
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legatus override GPS like to get rid of
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the geofence oh sure like if you're once
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you're running this faked environment
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you just don't you just you know
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hard-code the GPS to be Antarctica or
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something and you're you know you're all
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set right exactly
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and you know change the IP and
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everything else so anyway I think
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expanding that virtual environment would
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be one way to do this whether they are
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you know that that like you know
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tripwire environment whether it's just
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Apple employees or whether it's
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simulated things in the cloud or whether
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it's both or who knows I think they
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could they could do a lot there the
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second thing I wanted to talk about
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about the uber thing though which i
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think is probably more interesting is
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the dynamic here of this large app
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violates of rule in a pretty big way
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like really obviously you know knowing
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it willfully violating it blocking out
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apples campus area so they wouldn't see
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it uh you know evading detection do it
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like it obviously this was not like whoo
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I accidentally call the serial number
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function like no this is like willful
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violation and malicious intent to you
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know evade these these rules are there
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for very good reasons in order to invade
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people's privacy like it's it's really
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bad and it you know if I did that in
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overcast I would be kicked out of the
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App Store immediately
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and there would be no recourse I would
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be lucky if I was even told the reason
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and that would be it I'd be gone but if
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Facebook does things like this and
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they're applix they do and they get
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caught sometimes and they say it's a bug
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sorry we left the owners fishing running
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it's a bug that we are running
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constantly in the background when you we
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are in use
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you know they face because all the time
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twitter has twitter it's all sorts of
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awful things with you know tracking apps
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that are installed and everything apples
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locked out most of them but and then you
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know you then you have goober doing
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crazy craft like this and again and and
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their crazy location stuff oh we need
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your location all the time now and all
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sorts of creative stuff if a big company
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breaks a rule even in the most brazen
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outrageous way like this they get a
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meeting with Tim Cook where Tim Cook
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calmly expresses his disappointment in
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them and like any good to have it up and
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out man I would not want to be in there
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but and and sternly tells them like
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you're gonna stop doing this now like
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that's that's certainly a stern warning
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but like that's awfully special
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treatment that is being incredibly
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generous towards this company that is
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literally defrauding you like it's like
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it's there they're doing really there's
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no way to read this charitably right why
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wasn't ever just kicked out of the App
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Store and I think the answer to that is
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interesting so like I have some theories
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you know obviously there's a question of
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like who needs who more right and I
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think the answer is okay I think Apple
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could afford to do that you know i think
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i think eibar needs Apple more than
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Apple needs uber but you do have to
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think about it just for a second like
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you know how many customers would Apple
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lose by doing that like it's probably
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not zero you know so that's something
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you have to think about right it would
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be even worse if that was Facebook you
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know like it's so like there are these
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big companies that Apple actually
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doesn't wield complete power over that
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there is some power in the other
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direction as well and uber is big enough
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that I think it's one of those Facebook
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is certainly one of those Facebook is
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probably the biggest one actually when
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you talk about iOS apps me except maybe
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maybe YouTube or Google Google Maps
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would about to be pretty high up there
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but but Facebook I think is far the
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biggest so if there's that angle of like
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Apple maybe can't kick out some they're
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like too big to fail if they like too
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big to kick out okay also if somebody
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like Facebook or uber got kicked out of
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the App Store they'd probably sue Apple
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and what would be the result of that
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lawsuit would they bring up any trust
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would Apple be at risk of maybe having
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to give up some of their control over
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the App Store for antitrust concerns or
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for other legal concerns like would they
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be at risk of giving up app approval
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I don't think over would sue Apple I
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don't see anyone suing Apple for this
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like yeah I hear people talk about it
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sometimes but they're their big problems
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with that first of all Apple has more
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money than you like whoever you is Apple
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has more money than you right so in
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general it's good when people have a lot
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of money you want to sue them and get
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some of that money but it's bad if
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you're going into a lawsuit that may
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turn out to be like this long-running
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thing because you will run out of money
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before Apple does and second the suit
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for the case for antitrust on Apple
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grows weaker by the day as Android is
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like 80% smartphone market share and
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growing you know worldwide it's really
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trough to make that sell and third the
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whole app store agreement everything is
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I feel like pretty ironclad and doesn't
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leave any room and your only hope would
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be to say yeah but it's a special
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situation because Apple has a monopoly
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on XY and Z like it is it's so difficult
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I feel like there's almost no legal
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recourse the only the best way you could
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go is maybe defamation example a lot to
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say uber was doing a naughty thing and
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they could say no we weren't Apple is
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you know whatever whatever they give
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equivalent of defamation for companies
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there's probably maybe it's the same
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thing but I don't see the antitrust as
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being a certain I see I see this like
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the the first thing you said that'd be a
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similar situation that I think we've all
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experienced in some way directly or
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indirectly in the u.s. anyway has been
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fights between cable companies and
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channels right where there's some
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disagreement about how much does it cost
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to get HBO or ESPN on the cable package
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this is going back in time a little bit
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back when people select cable and
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there would be this this standoff in the
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same way this is a standoff between Tim
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Facebook does nasty things Wyatt is
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Facebook and I could kicked out why do
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they get like a stern talking-to because
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stared at each other you know waiting to
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see who who twitches first and with the
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cable companies in the channel is very
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often against to the point where it's
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like sorry you know Comcast is no longer
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going to have ESPN writers no longer
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going to carry Yankees games on this
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channel whatever and then it's a PR war
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between the cable company and the
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channel to say call the the cable
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company and tell them you demand to get
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the channel back and the cable company
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we can't pay you know what I mean and
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that game of chicken usually doesn't
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last that long and what always ends up
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happening is the channel comes back to
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the cable carrier in most cases if it's
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an important enough channel because in
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the end an iPhone without Facebook is a
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bigger problem than an iPhone with a
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Facebook that violates the rules every
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catch them and they fix it right and so
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like and the people don't know who to
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blame why can't I get me again anymore I
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turn on TV I can't get the channel
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anymore I'm going to change cable
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writers if I can at all if I can't kill
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four hours I'm just intricately angry
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but I can't change providers you know if
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that's the one channel that was the most
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important channel to me I'm going to
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change providers people would change
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phones that they couldn't get Facebook
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it's like you can get an iPhone but oh I
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heard the iPhone does that Facebook
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anymore they will get a different phone
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that's the kind of power Facebook ever
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have that power probably not as much
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it's much smaller
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their alternatives to yada yada yada but
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that's that's the whole that's the whole
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relationship here so I don't think you
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know I don't think you need to bring in
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threats of lawsuits or other things into
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it I think you just need to look at the
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the power dynamic of customers want the
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app the app makes your phone more
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valuable if your phone doesn't have the
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app it's totally a PR war like you
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imagine like uber no longer on Apple
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phones and you know maybe that's not a
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big deal because people will have all
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the other terms but it but if even for
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like a week they said
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guess what Facebook no longer on Apple
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phones that story would last like three
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years people saying I was going to get
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an iPhone but I heard they don't have
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facebook three years ago I heard that
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Facebook like that was just for two
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weeks it's like well now too late it's
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already out there got an Android phone
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again so yeah Apple does not want that
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to happen
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and speaking of relationship between
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Apple and important software companies
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software companies at various times when
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Apple has been not as rich and powerful
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this is now even more had even more
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influence over what Apple does the best
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most recent example is Apple's entire
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modern operating system plan to you know
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get away from classic Mac OS to do
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something to replace it with something
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else was essentially squashed by
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Microsoft and Adobe two companies saying
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yeah we're not going to make apps for
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that and the Apple said well this note
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whatever plan we thought we had that we
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thought was all awesome and we had a
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cool codename for it that but it's you
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know forget it because if it's apple and
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adobe aren't on board and we can't
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convince them there's no point in us
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even doing this because a Mac that can't
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run Microsoft or Adobe software is
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pointless and so they didn't and they
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scrapped that plan
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the rapp C plan and said they did Mac OS
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10 with carbon and that got those guys
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on board and that's like one of the
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biggest most important decisions Apple
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ever made the life of the company at
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stake and who essentially ended up being
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you know having veto power over what
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Apple does to third-party software
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companies with really important
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application and these days I feel like
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Facebook into a Facebook and you know
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Google /youtube and then a few other
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people to a lesser degree have veto
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power over a huge number of platforms
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like it's more power because if if you
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can't put your application on Android
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and that's 80% of the world's
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smartphones that's the big problem and
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then an apple Apple needs these
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applications because they're a smaller
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percentage and the whole point of their
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phone is you get the best stuff and you
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get it the soonest and if they take that
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away that's a problem so I'm not
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surprised at these sort of two people
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yelling at each other and you know being
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naughty and getting caught and going
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around in circles I don't see any way
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that's going to change unless the power
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dynamic changes and in the meantime if
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the power dynamic is not like that and
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you are just marker with one application
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you didn't have to play those games to
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view they can just shut you down and
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that's that's the way it is and makes
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perfect sense and no sense getting upset
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about the double standard just learn to
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be smart and hide in the rocks if you're
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a little mouse all right well the
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asteroid comes you'll be the one to
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survive and it turns out okay well not
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you specifically probably you
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specifically Mouse will be dead but
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there'll be other mice to live
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it'll be fine let's took a turn thanks
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they didn't even mean to begin cuz it
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was accidental oh it was accidental John
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research Marco and Casey wouldn't let
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because it was accidental it was
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accidental and you can find the show
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see us a Syracuse
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John you have made a long trip you have
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gone on a grand adventure would you call
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a tour yeah you could call it a grand
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tour actually I would love to know John
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what did you think of Britain so
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unfortunately for you I came back from
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the UK and did another podcast where we
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talked about all the stuff that was last
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so who got to you first you got scooped
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you got scooped by Merlin Merlin did
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rise right we did breakfast we talked
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about travel stuff well fortunately we
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can probably release faster than they
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can yeah there you go see that that's
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the spirit anyway what do you wanna know
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I covered I can cover different stuff I
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suppose okay so how was that was the
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plane travel you went direct from Boston
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to Heathrow yep it was fine it was there
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we go got very lucky
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I've been lucky on my flights recently
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not really bumpy at all straight forward
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I went British Airways and we didn't go
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like the fancy class but we didn't go
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like the cheapest one it's like whatever
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one is in the middle as far as I can
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tell it is exactly the same as the
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cheapest seats except for you have
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slightly more legroom which I appreciate
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it because I get long legs but yeah it
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was nice there was there was USB ports
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in the back of the seats which I hadn't
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seen before which is you know convenient
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on the way back I think it's the first
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time I've ever flown on a 747 did you
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stare out the window for six hours
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whatever took you to get there and back
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that's what I do
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oh my god so so your poor wife is just
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sitting there basically doing your own
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thing she's not suffering she she well
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playing Sudoku and watching movies the
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whole time time flew by on the way there
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she's like I didn't even notice that six
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hours just flew by she's obsessed with
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sodoku lately so she just like if you
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were if you were to take movies every
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was like this person is just staring at
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these numbers and George do that
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occasionally she would move or twitch in
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some way but mostly stare at the numbers
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indeed indeed fair enough all right so
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you traveled to Heathrow what were some
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of the highlight of this what were your
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favorite things that you participated in
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probably even before we got there the
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food I had on British Airways going to
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London was the best airplane food I've
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ever had with the possible exception of
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Midwest expresses a fresh-baked
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chocolate chip cookies which anyone who
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even remembers what Midwest Express was
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knows that that was a good peel and they
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had metal silverware ever crying a lot
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Midwest expressed r.i.p unless they're
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still alive voce sorry but I haven't
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flown them in years but yeah the bridge
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you know everything's relative it's
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airplane food right
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but the airplane food on the way out was
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like you know full English breakfast
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thing but imagine like the airplane
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version of that and it was passably
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edible which is it watches the halibut
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boy glue review especially the eggs you
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know it eggs are like on planes like why
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even bother like I expected them to just
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be like a complete write-off but but I
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ate them and on the way back it was a
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bangers and mash type thing so first of
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all they had like stereotypical British
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type food and like I'm gonna say both of
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them are better than WWC lunch easily
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people they also cost you more than
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$40.00 oh god they I don't know you want
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to factor that how much it costs in
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these plane tickets how much that was
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paying for that meal but anyway there
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was a lot of food there was variety and
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every part of it was way better than I
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thought it would be for airlines for
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modern airline food like I don't know
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what like old style like in the 60s
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airline food was like real food but like
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for all my life with the exception of
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Midwest Express airline food has just
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been grim and so this was you know
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better than grim so I was happy about
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that okay so you stare out the window
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for six hours you don't play any Selda
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or anything like that you're staring out
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the window I can't I can't look at the
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screens I can't watch a movie all I can
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do is listen to podcast which is exactly
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what I did I forgot to bring as I as I
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tweeted I forgot to oh yeah I had my
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lightning to a headphone adapter which I
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only realized literally as I'm going to
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what let me get all my stuff plugged in
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now so what did you end up doing you use
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something Bluetooth so oh well so I
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figured out why I did it first of all
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like this is not the first time I've
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flown with my iPhone 7 I've had it since
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like launch or whatever whenever I got
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like it's not the first time I've done
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I've flown with my iPhone 7 before and
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I've remembered to bring the adapter I
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think the problem is I fluid that I
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brought the adapter because that you
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worried like can you first get the thing
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I've got
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got a phone with no headphone jack I got
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a remember I got to think about this is
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a friend of mine you know I got to worry
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about it right and then you do it and
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you remember and you bring it you're
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like your brains like well you solve
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that problem now you never need to worry
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about your phone again but you do
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because every time you fly you have to
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make sure the adapters in there so
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anyway now I have two adapters one of
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which is permanently in the case with
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the Bose headphones with my bose
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noise-canceling headphones so problem
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solved there on the way out what I did
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was I took my earbuds which I had with
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me because I know I'm an over-packer
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like my lightning year buds that came of
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the phone I put them on my ears when I
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put the noise cancelling headphones over
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the year buds so I could have noise
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cancelling and also a podcast right I'd
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forgotten about that oh my god that is
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absolutely preposterous but that
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actually ended up working yeah totally
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worked that's awesome
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what did you guys do the first day so
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you arrived what time of day did you
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arrive we had like a morning flight so
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we got up an ungodly hour got off like
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4:00 a.m. to get our flight out and but
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anyway by the time we get there it was
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by the time I think got to the hotel it
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was like dinnertime I think I don't know
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exactly like you're so scrambled up for
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the flying but anymore the whole day was
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shot all day because you're going going
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to go east what do we do for the various
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days we did like all the touristy stuff
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you can do in London you name some
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touristy thing you can do in London
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chances are we did it tell her yes all
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right uh cheer with Churchill's war
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rooms yes did you like that it's fine ah
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Sean for Tina the British Museum they
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saw Big Ben Parliament Westminster Abbey
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Windsor Castle like we did all the
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things we you know I had fish and chips
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tell me how amazing the fish and chips
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were oh I don't like fishing Josefina
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would like oh god bless of America or
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god save the queen whatever I like fish
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I got but I got a I don't like fish
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either but I like fish and chips now I
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got a pretty good pub sandwich made with
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sauce a lot of things in England have
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sausage in them and I like sausage and
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so I had them and they were good we ate
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a lot of different restaurants and all
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sorts of different kinds of food got to
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see some some people that we both know
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in London yeah that was fine
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it was nice the kids weren't with us in
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case this isn't cleared everybody we
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sent the kids away to their grandparents
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the Marco move could move up yep this is
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the first time we'd taken a vacation
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without our children since they were
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born so it's first first vacation
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without children first first vacation
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that's been period that wasn't visiting
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family since our honeymoon because it's
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like we had our honeymoon which is just
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like a vacation that not to visit family
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was just to listen after that pretty
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much every vacation we took was
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somewhere to go you know what visit one
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of our families to go somewhere with the
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family and then the kids were born in
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their vacation at the very least is with
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them so so you haven't had a vacation
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yeah well well this is this is kind of
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this thing is supposed to be our 20th
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wedding anniversary thing or 20th
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wedding anniversaries this summer but we
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like you know fitting it into the
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schedule and when the kids off of school
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and camp and all the other applications
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is the time when it fit in basically so
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so yeah it was nice it was it was a
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pretty sight it was mostly relaxing but
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we did so much walking it's like the
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most the most exercise and walking I've
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done in a long time like like I posted
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the pedometer plus plus graphs of what
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we did but like I'm on the second day we
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did like over 30,000 steps in over 15
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miles and the average was over 10,000
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steps for each day or not not a ten-ton
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sorry over over 10 miles for each day
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and I had my watch and I was counting my
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steps that way but I had my phone in
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airplane mode so didn't have GPS my wife
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had her series to watch and her phone
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with an actual data plan on it so hers
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is more accurate and her numbers are
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even bigger than mine and we were all
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going to the same places so we did a lot
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of walking and I'm an old man the bottom
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of my feet hurt poor baby something a
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great vacation I just like I love at
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first of all it's it's kind of
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mind-blowing to me that you've taken
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zero real vacations you know ever and
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and it's it's I'm trying to picture like
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are you are you able to suspend and I
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say this in the most loving way possible
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as a friend are you able to suspend
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being you enough
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to enjoy a vacation I am awesome at
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vacations I am better than most people's
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vacations I have no problem relaxing I'm
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better here's what I'm better at my idea
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of a vacation is relaxing and doing
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nothing people who want to have a
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vacation where it's like we got to go we
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have a plan we got to see this we got to
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see that I'm the opposite of that I
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think those people are not good at
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vacations where they like we have to do
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and see every possible thing there is to
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do and see and we have a schedule we got
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to wake up early and like wake up early
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that's not a vacation like my vacation
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is where you do nothing in a beautiful
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place that's my ideal vacation so
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there's a compromise vacation where
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we're going we're traveling somewhere I
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don't like to travel but it's not that
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big of a deal it's not that long of a
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trip we're doing touristy things what
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we're trying to do them at a relaxed
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pace and I don't have to worry about
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kids complaining the whole time so we
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kind of do whatever the hell we want to
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do and be like you know a lot of it was
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like let me do let's walk because we'd
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like go do this thing and then we just
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say like well what else is near here and
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we you know find some place to eat near
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here then go do that thing and we just
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like it's like a random walk through
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London it's just all different places
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and all Big Sur we went to went to the
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Regent Street Apple Store we went to
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like every Park in London we walk
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through at some point or another and
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it's just nice being able to just say
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what do you want to do next I don't know
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like I like not having a plan and just
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saying like vaguely speaking there's
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lots of interesting things we might want
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to go see but let's just go wander to
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my ideal vacations are the vacations we
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take actually with our kids and my side
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of the family on Long Island where you
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just sit on a beach all day for a week
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that's my ideal vacation but other
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people don't like that right although
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Marco is coming around to it but I had
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indeed come around to it I think both of
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us have because Marco and I during the
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run of the show I think we're going
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tit-for-tat on who hated the beach more
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and I think that the both of us have
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since been converted oh yeah it
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basically happened over the last like
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year and a half or so I've always loved
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the beach and a lot of people hate it
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not just because they might hit the
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beach because like what are we even
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doing here who wants to sit in the sand
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all like what are we doing I don't
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understand what we're doing it's just
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like you're just relaxing in the
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beautiful place even with the kids and
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with the family the kids just go off and
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run and do the thing they do it's a
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little bit more stress of me like making
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sure my children don't drown you know
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when we go to the ocean but yeah but but
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other than that that's that's my ideal
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being in a familiar place with good
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pizza and bagels
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and no plan except to go to the beach
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every day and then come home and have a
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delicious dinner than eat briar mare
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pies and just yeah but we've done that
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every year for many many years I'm not
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deprived that I get that all the time
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right and so this was more of a vacation
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of like more in a more traditional sense
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and then we went to you know Disney with
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the kids which was the let's do a big
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family vacation with the kids and you
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know just sacrifice whatever our
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happiness may be you know we both love
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Disney too right so it wasn't that big
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deal but anyway gotta have the two kids
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got to make sure they're happy the
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vacation is mostly for them this one was
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for us but mostly for my wife so yeah
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we're not we're not big vacationers but
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every once in a while we we try to do it
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and I'm sure this will be the thin end
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of the wedge of like let's go on
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different vacation see like this
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building up to like when it'll retired
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and her kids are gone and she's dragging
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me all over the globe so you know I'm
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preparing for that was this your first
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international travel I've been to Canada
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as I count no not really
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then to not just not just like Canada
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like just over the border but I've been
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to Newfoundland I've been to the
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easternmost point in North America still
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doesn't count I've been out on a boat
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past the easternmost point in North
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America next to an iceberg that's pretty
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exotic hmm I do like in the chat room
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listener see grin made an interesting
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distinction he said doing all kinds of
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stuff is travelling doing nothing is
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vacationing I think that's a very very
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good distinction what you what you do
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and what we like to do now on the beach
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is vacation where we used to do nothing
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in a beautiful place as you said and
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doing all kinds of stuff in a different
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place that's traveling right traveling
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is like you want to see as much as you
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can see and so you are waking up early
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and going and doing this and that all
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day so I can't with the distinction well
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you call Disneyland a vacation though
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people say I'm going on a Disney
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vacation and Disney is one of the main
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place for people like oh gotta wake up
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got to get in this line gotta do this
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got to see all these things but it's
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they still call it a vacation not
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traveling is where are you going just in
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Orlando at all time yeah so I have I
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will say this I have never been to
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Disney it is not the kind of thing that
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I think I would enjoy however just from
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the way other people describe it
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I would never describe that as a
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vacation it's more fun than you think it
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is I mean you should you should go at
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some point when Adam is like the right
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age of like he's not going to be melting
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down constantly but he's also not going
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to be too old for it like find find that
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age that is the right age for that and
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just take one family trip there it is it
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is more interesting and more fun than
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you think it's going to be not going to
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say that you're going to think it's the
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most awesome place and you love it and
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you would do it all the time but it's
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not as it's not as bad as you think
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it sounds like more of an event you know
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it's like like like we just finished our
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kids birthday was this past weekend and
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so we we just finished like having a
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large party and arranging all the
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logistics and everything else and like
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from from the way that I've heard
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friends including both of you talked
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about Disney vacations it sounds like
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it's like hosting a party times a
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thousand like all the stuff you have to
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like do and play knows it's the opposite
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it's the opposite of that you don't have
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to worry about all that crap Disney yep
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takes care like it's it's it's like like
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you're like Adams party was for Adam
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that's what Disney is trying to be for
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you you're Adam in this scenario and
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Disney is you and TIFF they are taking
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care of all the crap and making sure
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your needs are met and just like you
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just show up me like ah where's my cake
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where's my presents like that's Disney
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that's that's what the time yeah let me
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let me build on this so I have been
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begging to talk about well that's not
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fair I have wanted to talk about Disney
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on the show for a long time but so
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Disney is so intent on you having a good
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time and not having to worry about
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anything that if you stay on campus or
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in the parks I forget the technical term
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that Disney uses for it but if you stay
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at a hotel that Disney owns that's on
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the Disney product on property I guess
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yeah I think it is on property but
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anyway is if you stay on property if you
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book you know with any amount of advance
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notice and you're flying into the
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Orlando Airport you can do this thing
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called magical express and what happens
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is when you go to JFK or wherever you
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would go Marco you deposit your checked
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bags they have a special Disney tag on
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them when you arrive at the Orlando or
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Airport you go to where the magical
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express buses are you tell them what
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staying at you board a bus you do not go
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to baggage claim you go to your hotel
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you check in you presumably get your
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room unless silly early in the morning
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you get your park tickets and then you
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freshen up and go to the park your bags
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are still nowhere to be found you go to
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the park you do amazing things have a
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tremendous time have a lot of fun
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especially you Marco because you would
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go at the bananas time of year when
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nobody else is there
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well maybe not once he gets in school
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but in terms of like job e jobs it's not
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a problem he's in school yeah I forgot
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about that but anyway but the point
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being you go and you have fun and then
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when you return to your room poof like
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magic there's your bags all collected
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all the way from the Orlando Airport and
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place conveniently in your room just for
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you that's how serious they are about
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you not having to worry about stuff now
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with that said I hope you worried the
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entire time whether my bag was actually
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going to be there when I got there that
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doesn't work for control freaks but
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there's something for everybody and that
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like if that's not the experience you
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want to have you don't have to like just
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in general like everything about the
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park is set up to make your life easier
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and they understand by now what is
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annoying about being in a hot place with
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a kid who might be cranky and you know
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what maybe what makes rides like
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everything about it is nice looking and
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fun and clean and cheery and you know
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it's all artificial and it's all park
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like I'm not saying it's you know the
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beach is better so I'm getting that but
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you know going in this is what they're
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going to be trying to be doing you think
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it's not going to work on me and it's
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just going to be miserable and it still
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just kind of works on you yep so so the
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the impression that I have gotten from
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listening to you guys and Merlin talk
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about Disney vacations
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it's the the degree of planning and
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required expertise about the way that
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these things should be done is that
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mostly just you guys being you guys and
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not the way it actually is it's half and
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half yeah it's kind of like there's a
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certain personality type who says that
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like like it's you're the that person
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who doesn't want to be worrying about
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where your bag is if you're also have a
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person who wants to go Disney and be
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like I don't want to go to Disney not
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get to do all the super duper special
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things that I want to do like then yeah
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you got to plan ahead for it and do all
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this stuff but if you just go to Disney
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you're like whatever I'll just
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do what this is walk around and see
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something that's interesting that has a
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short line and especially if your kid
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doesn't know enough to know like I want
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to go on X and you know if they just
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like wandering around starry-eyed just
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like you it'll work out fine you are
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enough of a planner that I think you
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would do it a little bit ahead of time
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luckily there is an entire industry of
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people whose only job is to plan your
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Disney vacation for you that sounds
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Oh God that would be so much fun are you
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kidding it's another situation where you
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can throw throw a little bit of money at
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a person and they will just do
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everything for you and tell you where to
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go and what to do and it's not that much
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money especially once you see how much
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the bill for everything at Disney is in
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the grand scheme of things it's not that
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much money I think it's another example
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of like it like you being the atom and
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just having these you know other people
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take care of everything for you
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everything in Disney it's basically like
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being rich for poor people
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that's Disney for you right because like
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for the rich people like everything take
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everyone takes care of your every need
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and you just wake up and people have
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your clothes ready for you and cars
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whisk you from place to place and
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private jets and helicopters and your
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food is served to you and just
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everything is you know you don't I mean
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no one's going to get that experience
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less you have a tremendous amount of
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money like billions billions of dollars
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right and also you know are the type of
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person who can tolerate living like that
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Disney is like you don't have that much
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money but if you have a little bit more
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money to you know if you have enough
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money to throw what seems like a lot
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towards us we will try to give you the
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you know three degrees of magnitude less
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severe incarnation of that like if
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you're never going to go to a hotel
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where they treat you where they're like
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oh okay
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you know they're there at your beck and
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call if you're never going to be able to
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afford that hotel you can still go to
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Disney where reasonably nice people will
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try to be nice to you and like that's
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it's like well this is closest I'm going
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to get and and it's nice and everything
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here is nice and everyone here is trying
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to be nice to me I mean I think one
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reconcilable differences I had an
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episode about the sustainability of
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Disneyland it was a long time ago I did
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some podcasts like that is the thing
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where you see like can can people keep
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us up how can employees actually be nice
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for that long a period of time can you
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actually get that many people to be nice
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to to of not just American tourists for
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that long like is it even is it
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sustainable like sure
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the cracks will show and I'm sure it is
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not now like it was in its heyday but it
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is still nicer than you will be treated
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at most places that are not Disneyland
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for the same amount of money yeah and in
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the thing that is with regard to
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planning I think John hit the nail on
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the head that it's kind of it depends on
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what kind of person you are so I am
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super type-a and I want to plan
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everything down to the second and if I
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want to I can do it and and so I can get
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fast passes way in advance so I can
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figure out what rides I'm gonna ride
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which day at what time which if you're
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not a planner to book your restaurant
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six months in advance yep and I can book
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my restaurant six months in advance
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literally six months in advance and if
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you're not a planner that sounds like
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work and it sounds real sense to the
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fact the met in the fact the matter is
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you don't have to do those things if
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you're a triple-a member which we have
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been for forever and it's like a hundred
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bucks a year or something like that they
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have travel agents that's the only
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travel agent I've ever used for way
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first of all they're still triple-a
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second of all they're still travel
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agents yeah yeah absolutely and you can
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go to a triple-a travel agent in the in
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say to them look I've never been to
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Disney you find them like behind like
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the record player I guess maybe you yeah
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yeah that I've never had a problem
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finding a travel agent but anyway oh my
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so I'm really being serious though in
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and you can go to a triple-a agent and
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say look I've never been we've never
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been to Disney this is these are the two
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things we want to do we generally like
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to take it easy and not have like that
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many booked activities can you just
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figure out a vague arrangement of things
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to do for us and they will make that
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happen I mean he'll I would do it for
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you just because I think this stuff is
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fun but the point is though Jon fun oh
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my god I mean what in the whatever it is
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that you like about Vegas if you if you
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and TIFF were to go to Vegas by
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yourselves so you don't have the social
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aspect of your friends being there
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whatever it is you like about that
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accepting the gambling and maybe the
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booze cuz booze is less of a priority
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it's like that but not as nice and
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without the sleaze and the smoke it's it
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with certainly without the Slee
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certainly without the smoke
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I would debate whether or not it says
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nice but you're probably have much much
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more humidity oh that's true
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less heat more humidity you Marco are
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probably doing a different kind of Vegas
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probably Disney probably would be less
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nice as compared to the Vegas I've done
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it's considerably more nice but in any
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case it's it's a similar thing and in
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you if you were willing to pony up the
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money for a Disney meal plan upfront you
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can eat do two or three meals a day and
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not have to worry about what they cost
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you have to worry about you know where
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you go because they all take the meal
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plan basically so it's it is a
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phenomenally fun time and I genuinely
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cannot wait to take Declan there because
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seeing it through his eyes I think would
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be worth the price of admission which is
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tremendous yeah that's that's a big
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thing about it like you would go there
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and like no matter how much you like it
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you would most it would be a vacation
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for Adam which is why you're playing it
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based around what age you think he's
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most able to enjoy to its fullest and
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kids kids love it kids love Disneyland
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right even if your kid is not
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indoctrinated Izzi world and doesn't
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know all the characters just everything
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there is fun for kids of the right age
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and so you will enjoy the vacation
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because you will see how much he is
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enjoying himself even if you and they
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will make you enjoy it more like I think
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one of the most fun things we did on our
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vacation if you'd asked me before to
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predict what that might be I would not
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have called it the way I did was we had
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dinner in the big Disney Castle you know
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the big one you see in the you know it
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through the big Disney Castle you know
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whatever it's got like gray one that's
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in like the intro to the movies
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Cinderella's castle yeah yeah yeah it's
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a little bit you know but the real-life
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one and it's a restaurant in there where
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you could have dinner and I don't
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remember if I talked about this on
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rectifier here that I have a giant thing
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where I complain about the food at
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Disney at some point no it's now I want
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to know yeah there's a lot of those like
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what what I'm getting at is I didn't
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enjoy it because of the food I enjoyed
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it because it's not you know it's first
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of all eating inside the actual real
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Disney Castle is cool I grew up my whole
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I've seen the Disney Castle and pictures
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of it and you know the the logo of the
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beginning movies a lot of stuff like in
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Walt Disney and the whole thing like so
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the Disney Castle has some meaning for
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me maybe doesn't for you but it for me
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it does right umm and I'm eating inside
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it and that's cool and second that like
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many of the places where you can book
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dinners there they have like people
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playing the Disney characters coming
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around from tables is able to you know
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say hi to your kids and stuff and my son
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was a little old throw it in a little
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shy my daughter was super into it she
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likes seeing you know
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Esmond and belle and thence know what
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she knew who these characters she'd seen
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the movies or people dressed as them and
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she had a blast she got to have meal and
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got to pick off or pick the different
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foods that she wanted to have sounded
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fancy to her and the people come around
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to the table and you know she luckily I
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have one at least one of my kids is not
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terrified and shy of like characters
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that come around at they'll and she had
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a blast and I had fun because she had
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fun and we were in Disney Castle and
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that was that was a good memory that I
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would not have predicted would have been
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as much wrong we went there with no kids
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probably not but we after he put this
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way after we came back from a Disney
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vacation my wife and I were talking
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about maybe we would go on Ave
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about maybe we would go on Ave
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occasion without the kids there because
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in some respects you have fun
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yeah fron with the kids but in other
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respects you realize there you're
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limited in what you can do because kids
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have you know they run down and
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eventually you know that adults are able
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to do things that may borrow the kids or
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sustain like but you know every every
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night we were there we were like in bed
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by the time fireworks on which by the
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way we saw fireworks outside our about
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balcony literally every single night and
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it never got old they weren't our
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fireworks they were actually distant
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fireworks or whatever but but anyway if
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you're there and is adult you can go out
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at night and see the fire or you stole
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someone else's fireworks
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is that like pirating the fireworks well
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there's plenty of it's it's just
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interests infringement because the
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fireworks still exist over there no we
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see them right we're not actually taking
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them anyway we had a good time and we
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were in thinking about like we should
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come back ourselves because we could
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have we could have even more fun with
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just us without having to worry about
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like keeping the kids happy and they're
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making Star Wars land so maybe we will
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go back for that so wait tell me about
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what made the food so crappy
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we have time for that we have time I
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don't wanna you can leave it on the list
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if you want to see it but like oh I want
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to hear about this the accidental food
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podcast returns yeah I know it should be
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every after-show I'm ready my body is
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ready so it will just ditch a teepee
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entirely and turn it into the into AFP
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which is the actual sound like picky
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food podcast PF picky eaters podcast but
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if it's AFP it's the Apple file system
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podcast and Apple accidental food
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podcast well the pep talk is a good name
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for the podcast if it's a picky eater
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podcast we get pepto-bismol to sponsor
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the Pep Boys it's all it'll all work out
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it's perfect shipping
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