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0:00:00Hey, have we ever recorded this show before noon?

0:00:04I would be surprised if Jon has ever recorded a podcast before noon.

0:00:08No, I've done a bunch of morning ones for usually like people in the UK and stuff.

0:00:12Have you even shaved yet?

0:00:13What are you talking about? I don't think you understand my shaving schedule.

0:00:18Yeah, maybe. You've completed the morning shave, but not the evening shave.

0:00:22Right, right.

0:00:23No, that's not... I shave like once a week-ish.

0:00:27I thought I figured you know your thick Italian heritage is just like just constant.

0:00:32It is, oh it is.

0:00:34It's just I don't feel the need to shave it off now that I'm not going into an office

0:00:38all the time.

0:00:39Even when I was going to an office honestly it was pretty hit or miss in the later years.

0:00:44You slowly become like the elder programmer look.

0:00:48Right?

0:00:49Yeah, because one or two days it's like stubble and then people start asking you whether you're

0:00:54throwing a beard, and then you shave,

0:00:55and then just repeats.

0:00:56(laughing)

0:00:57- By the way, if anybody asks,

0:01:00today is not December 26th, it's December 24th.

0:01:03And I figure if Roman emperors were able to dictate

0:01:08whatever they felt like the calendar doing,

0:01:10I feel like I can do it too.

0:01:12So today is really actually December 24th in our family,

0:01:15and we have our own custom calendar, only for this year.

0:01:18Because this has been,

0:01:22oh, this has been an experience.

0:01:25So we drove halfway upstate on the day before Christmas Eve,

0:01:32on Friday, this past Friday.

0:01:34The idea was to drive the rest of the way upstate

0:01:36to our family's place on Saturday, Christmas Eve day.

0:01:41And we woke up on Saturday morning,

0:01:43and our kid had a massive fever.

0:01:46And we were like, oh, no.

0:01:48So here we are scheduling to go up to visit

0:01:53the whole family, including his grandparents,

0:01:56who were, you know, we wanna be careful

0:01:58with what we bring to them.

0:01:59And so we were like, oh no, we gotta,

0:02:02we can't go up like this.

0:02:03We can't bring this very fevery kid.

0:02:07First of all, we can't make him sit in a car

0:02:09for three hours.

0:02:11That's not super great when you're feeling sick.

0:02:13Second of all, we don't wanna get them sick.

0:02:15So we're like, oh God, what do we do?

0:02:16It's Christmas Eve.

0:02:18And so we worked out this plan where we were basically

0:02:21gonna wait until the fever broke and talk to a doctor

0:02:24and see when it's safe and everything.

0:02:26And then so as we're working this out,

0:02:27we get reports from all of his,

0:02:30from some of his school classmates' parents.

0:02:33His whole class basically has flu A.

0:02:36It's the whole class.

0:02:37- Cool. - It's the real flu.

0:02:39Many of them got tested.

0:02:40It's influenza A, real flu,

0:02:43and now he's showing flu symptoms and we're like,

0:02:44oh crap.

0:02:46And it's Christmas Eve, may I remind you.

0:02:48It's not like anything's easily accessible or open.

0:02:51So we do like a telehealth thing,

0:02:53which thank God that even exists.

0:02:55I mean, that's an amazing thing.

0:02:57I'm so happy that that's,

0:02:59like I think one of the,

0:03:01if there is such a thing as a silver lining

0:03:03for the COVID era,

0:03:04it's that I think we have way more access

0:03:07to virtual services than we used to.

0:03:08And even though telehealth existed before COVID,

0:03:11it was a much smaller and less commonly available thing

0:03:13for most insurance plans and stuff.

0:03:15So now it's super easy.

0:03:17So we did telehealth,

0:03:18and then we had to get a prescription.

0:03:21And by this time,

0:03:22the time that we had done the telehealth and done all this,

0:03:25it was 6 p.m. on Christmas Eve.

0:03:28- Ugh.

0:03:28- So try getting a prescription filled

0:03:30at 6 p.m. on Christmas Eve.

0:03:31(laughing)

0:03:33So we eventually found like a 24-hour pharmacy

0:03:36that was open Christmas Eve, had it sent there.

0:03:39It was a whole thing, but we got it.

0:03:42Anyway, so we've had it,

0:03:44And we're like, all right, the good thing about Christmas

0:03:47is that unlike, for example, Halloween,

0:03:50if you are sick on Halloween, you just miss everything

0:03:53because Halloween is a holiday that depends

0:03:55on the rest of the surrounding community

0:03:57celebrating it at the same time you are celebrating it.

0:04:00Otherwise, you can't really go trick or treating.

0:04:02If you just show up on strangers' doors

0:04:03and knock on them on November 3rd,

0:04:05you're gonna have a bad time, I think.

0:04:08But Christmas, it really just depends

0:04:11on when your family wants to celebrate it.

0:04:14It's basically within your own household for the most part.

0:04:16And so you can kind of celebrate it whenever you want.

0:04:19So we just delayed it.

0:04:20So yesterday we sat inside and played video games all day.

0:04:23Big fan of Project High Rise right now.

0:04:25It's like a modern Sim Tower.

0:04:27It's fantastic.

0:04:28- Oh, I loved Sim Tower.

0:04:29- Yeah, yeah.

0:04:30But yeah, and so we just played video games all day.

0:04:33They tried to teach me how to play Don't Starve together

0:04:35and I starved.

0:04:36Well, no, I died almost instantly.

0:04:40I think I lasted maybe 90 seconds in the game

0:04:43before dying, so that might not be a strength of mine, but certainly SimTower-like games

0:04:49are, I'm enjoying. So we just did all that yesterday, and this afternoon we are driving

0:04:53upstate and today is fake Christmas Eve and tomorrow is fake Christmas and we're gonna

0:04:58celebrate it, dammit. Anyway, so I'm very thankful for Modern Medicine and for our flexible

0:05:04family in their scheduling. And yeah, it's been a time. Oh, and 24 Hour Pharmacy is also

0:05:11Thankful for that.

0:05:12- Did you give Adam COVID tests?

0:05:15- Yes, and no.

0:05:17- And had he gotten his flu shot yet?

0:05:21- No, this is the thing.

0:05:22So he had COVID on Halloween.

0:05:25So that's why I'm such an expert

0:05:27in what it's like to miss Halloween.

0:05:29That was awful.

0:05:30And because we thought we might be exposed to it,

0:05:33we didn't get any boosters or anything yet,

0:05:35'cause we're like, all right,

0:05:36now let's wait two months, like they say,

0:05:37and then we'll get all of our boosters.

0:05:39and that puts us about now.

0:05:42- Whoops.

0:05:43- Yeah, I always remember when they would start advertising

0:05:46the flu shots and they'd be advertising them

0:05:48and before Halloween I'd be like,

0:05:50"That seems a little early for flu shots,"

0:05:52but I eventually gave in and said,

0:05:53"All right, well I'll just get it as soon as it's available

0:05:55so I'll let this be a lesson to the listener."

0:05:58Even though sometimes it seems like they're giving out

0:05:59the flu shots way too early

0:06:00and it's not even close to flu season yet,

0:06:02it's a good idea to get them when you can

0:06:03'cause it's easy to forget.

0:06:05- Yeah, yeah, last year we got them all regularly on schedule

0:06:08and we had a totally fine, smooth winter.

0:06:10I mean, you know, and I know it's on 100% or whatever,

0:06:13but at this point, I'll take any improvement in chances,

0:06:17even if it's on 100%, I'll take it.

0:06:20- All right, let's do some follow-up,

0:06:23and it starts with Brad Crittenden, who writes,

0:06:24"I got a butterfly keyboard class action lawsuit

0:06:26"settlement notice.

0:06:28"It claims that they will pay 300 to $395.

0:06:31"I have no recollection of this flying by.

0:06:33"I probably filled it out and just don't remember,

0:06:35"but I have zero recollection of this."

0:06:37So here's the thing, I'd never filled it out

0:06:39and I got one, or rather I got the notice

0:06:41saying I'm entitled to one or whatever,

0:06:42but I'm not gonna submit it because,

0:06:45see I never, as far as I can recall,

0:06:48I think I only got it repaired once,

0:06:51or even, did I ever get it repaired or did I just not?

0:06:54See I can't even remember

0:06:55if I actually ever got one repaired.

0:06:57So that's why I'm like, you know,

0:06:58it's 'cause the class action is basically like

0:07:01if you got a butterfly keyboard laptop repaired by Apple,

0:07:05depending on how many times you got it repaired,

0:07:07you have a certain payout of 100 bucks

0:07:11or 200 or 300 bucks apparently,

0:07:12but it's not a huge amount of money.

0:07:15'Cause I mean, look, the real problem

0:07:17with the butterfly keyboards,

0:07:18well, there were two real problems.

0:07:19Number one, people getting them repaired out of warranty

0:07:21had to pay quite a lot of money, and more than that.

0:07:24Remember, the price was, I believe,

0:07:25like over $500 to get one repair out of warranty.

0:07:29So there's that issue, which this, I guess,

0:07:32partially addresses but doesn't fully address.

0:07:35The other issue is any replacement you got

0:07:38would have the same problem eventually.

0:07:40And so really the whole laptop

0:07:43was incredibly devalued over time.

0:07:46That was the big problem.

0:07:48And so, you know, this is, I'm glad Apple, you know,

0:07:52got sued over the butterfly keyboards

0:07:53'cause frankly they should have.

0:07:55One issuance of that keyboard was bad enough

0:08:00and then to keep issuing it year after year

0:08:02after year after year claiming they'd fixed it

0:08:04was beyond negligent and borderline fraudulent.

0:08:08So they should have been held liable for that

0:08:11and it seems like they've been held

0:08:12a little bit liable for that.

0:08:14But ultimately, if you were an owner

0:08:16of a butterfly keyboard laptop,

0:08:18this kind of helps a little bit,

0:08:20but it doesn't really address the actual value

0:08:23that you lost by having that laptop

0:08:25and having to eventually sell or trade it in

0:08:27or get it repaired out of warranty.

0:08:29I was excited to get my money for this

0:08:31and then I realized, oh wait,

0:08:32my butterfly keyboard that broke wasn't mine,

0:08:34it was on my work's laptop.

0:08:35It was annoying though.

0:08:36- Oh no.

0:08:37- You gotta get your work laptop taken away

0:08:38and you gotta have a replacement

0:08:40and all your stuff is on it.

0:08:40It's even more annoying with all the work

0:08:42'cause they own the machine

0:08:43so it's not like you can just copy stuff off of it

0:08:45'cause they don't let you attach external drives

0:08:47and blah, blah, blah.

0:08:47So anyway, I hope my old workplace gets the money

0:08:51they have coming to them

0:08:52for all the butterfly keyboards that broke.

0:08:55- Yeah, I didn't end up getting any of these repaired.

0:08:57In fact, I'm trying to remember.

0:08:59So we still have, you know, Aaron, what was my adorable now, Aaron's adorable in the house,

0:09:03and every great moment, like once every few months, she'll be like, "Oh, my such and such

0:09:07key is sticking."

0:09:08Yep, sure is.

0:09:09I bet you're right.

0:09:11But anyways, but that never got a repair.

0:09:14And then I think the one or two other MacBook Pros that I had during the butterfly era were

0:09:19either works or have already been sold off.

0:09:22So yeah, I'd never had a repair, and that probably explains why I never got this notice.

0:09:26But I'm glad to hear that this is a thing,

0:09:28and I agree with you Marco that,

0:09:30you know, it's one thing to release a keyboard

0:09:32that's flawed and maybe you didn't know it,

0:09:34maybe you thought, oh it'll work itself out,

0:09:36and okay fine.

0:09:38The thing that bothered me about this whole fiasco,

0:09:40well one of the things that bothered me

0:09:41about this whole fiasco was the fact that,

0:09:43like you said, they just kept saying,

0:09:44no, no, no, it's fine, no, it's fine,

0:09:47no it's fine, no, it's fine.

0:09:49- This time we fixed it.

0:09:50- Oh yeah, oh we added a gasket or whatever it was,

0:09:52I don't remember the details,

0:09:53we added a gasket, that'll fix it.

0:09:55Because you're right, they were also saying,

0:09:57"Nothing's wrong, keep changing it.

0:09:58"Nothing's wrong, oh wait, we changed it again.

0:10:00"Nothing's wrong, what are you talking about?

0:10:02"There's no flaw, we fixed the flaw.

0:10:03"What are you talking about?

0:10:04"There's no flaw, oh, we fixed it again."

0:10:05Like, yeah, it was a rough time.

0:10:08- Huge Apple energy.

0:10:09- Not to mention the fact that it sucked

0:10:10even when it was working, but we'll move beyond that for now.

0:10:14- I mean, what are you gonna do?

0:10:14But no, I'm glad to see that this is finding,

0:10:19as late as it is, I'm glad to see it's finding

0:10:20some sort of resolution for regular people.

0:10:23- Two related things to this.

0:10:24I don't know we don't couldn't find this feedback for the show

0:10:26But we did get some feedback from somebody through some channel live streams that said

0:10:30That they had a Mac with a butterfly keyboard

0:10:33And it went bad and they brought it to the Apple store

0:10:36And they were informed that oh the Apple repair program for the butterfly keyboards that said hey if you have a problem

0:10:42You know whatever it's called the extended repair program if you have a problem or replace it that program has ended

0:10:46So this person had a butterfly keyboard

0:10:48Brought it in and and they're no longer

0:10:51eligible to get it repaired for free or for cheap because the Apple, we talked about this

0:10:54when Apple rolled out the program, it's like, okay, at a certain point, Apple says, yeah,

0:10:58we have this repair program because we realized we put out a defective keyboard, but at a

0:11:01certain point, we just want to stop paying for that, so we're going to.

0:11:03And I think we're past that point now, which is pretty crappy, so if you do want it repaired,

0:11:07you're on the hook for whatever the, you know, $500 repair bill, really just probably want

0:11:11to throw that laptop into the sea at that point.

0:11:13And the second thing is that, just from some brief Googling, I believe I still have a butterfly

0:11:19keyboard Mac that's in semi-active use. The original Retina MacBook Air had it, right?

0:11:25The Intel one? Yeah, the first one, the 2018 model. But the

0:11:292019 did not. Yeah, maybe I got the 2019 one, I'll have

0:11:33to look it up. There was an Intel MacBook Air Retina that

0:11:37didn't have the butterfly keyboard. Yeah, I'll double check, but I was thinking,

0:11:42"Oh, maybe if that one ever goes bad, I'll get paid," but apparently I won't, again,

0:11:45according to that feedback that I can't find. So that's pretty crappy. I understand the

0:11:49the repair programs can't last forever, but it's kind of like, what's the point of the

0:11:53repair program if you're saying, "We're sorry for putting out a defective laptop, but we

0:11:56have a timer on the lifetime of your computer."

0:11:59So, I mean, it seems like the keyboard is even more likely to fail after the three or

0:12:04four or five or however many years after that time period is up, but they're just saying,

0:12:07"Yeah, we can't pay for that forever," because we basically know that there's probably some

0:12:11graph of over time, what are the odds that a keyboard will fail, and at a certain point,

0:12:15it becomes like ruinous, not ruinous,

0:12:16but very expensive for Apple to repair

0:12:19because the percentage of them that are gonna go bad

0:12:21after 10 years is approaching like 25% or something.

0:12:25- Well, but it does make sense to have a time limit on it.

0:12:28I just think this time limit was probably too short.

0:12:31'Cause at some point they have to stop manufacturing

0:12:33and keeping the parts and the service equipment

0:12:36and stuff like that.

0:12:36So it does make sense to have an expiration date,

0:12:39but that expiration date should be however many years

0:12:43their products are expected to be in use

0:12:45that number of years after they stop being for sale.

0:12:49And so maybe it's like seven years, you know,

0:12:51whatever it is, like as long as they can expect

0:12:53a laptop to reasonably still be in use by most people,

0:12:57it should have covered that duration, and it didn't.

0:13:00- They don't have to keep making

0:13:01the butterfly keyboard parts,

0:13:02like that's not the only solution available to them.

0:13:05They can do what they have done in the past,

0:13:06which is that you bring something in to get repaired,

0:13:08and they're like, oh, we don't make parts for that anymore,

0:13:11and we don't make that product anymore,

0:13:13but we recognize that you've got a broken thing

0:13:15and it's our fault, so here is the new version.

0:13:17We've heard lots and lots of stories of Apple doing that.

0:13:19Like they basically give you a new laptop

0:13:20or a new iPod back in the day.

0:13:22That's not the one that you had

0:13:23that is better than the one you had,

0:13:24but it's the only option available to them

0:13:26because they don't make the old one anymore.

0:13:27They could always do that,

0:13:28but of course that would cost money.

0:13:30- And that would cost way more money.

0:13:32'Cause like-- - Yeah.

0:13:33Well, you stopped shipping a defective keyboard for years.

0:13:35- I know, but like, but you know,

0:13:36this was not a small number of affected products,

0:13:39even though they kept saying,

0:13:40"It's only a tiny percentage,

0:13:42but we all know it's a much bigger percentage.

0:13:44- A tiny percentage after six months,

0:13:46is it a tiny percentage after six years?

0:13:47- Right, yeah, that's the thing.

0:13:49This would have been a massive number

0:13:52if they actually did that.

0:13:52And I've heard of that happening,

0:13:55and one time it even happened for me

0:13:57back in the white plastic MacBook days.

0:14:00But it's not super common.

0:14:03I feel like you have to have a fairly exceptional case,

0:14:05and I think it has to go through some levels of approval

0:14:08before they just give you a new thing

0:14:11replace your old broken thing. So it's not that common of a thing.

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0:16:14- Let's move on and talk about stable diffusion, baby.

0:16:20And apparently artists can now opt out

0:16:23of the next version of stable diffusion.

0:16:26This is an article on the Technology Review.

0:16:28Artists will have the chance to opt out

0:16:29of the next version of stable diffusion.

0:16:30The company behind it has announced stability.ai

0:16:32will work with Spawning, an organization founded

0:16:35by artists couple Matt Dreiherst and Holly Herndon,

0:16:37who have built a website called Have I Been Trained.

0:16:40That's in the spirit of Have I Been Pwned, isn't it?

0:16:42That's so good.

0:16:42- Oh, all right. - That allows artists

0:16:43to search for their works in the dataset

0:16:47that was used to train stable diffusion.

0:16:49Artists will be able to select which works

0:16:51they want to exclude from the training data.

0:16:53- I mean, you don't even need to read the summary

0:16:54or the article, just the headline,

0:16:56which I've copied and pasted directly into the notes,

0:16:57just the headline is enough for you to,

0:16:59it's kind of like the Ian Beteridge law,

0:17:00if you're a user, just say no.

0:17:02Artists can now opt, no, you're not getting it.

0:17:05The idea is not, oh, we'll steal all your stuff

0:17:07and build a commercial product off of it and make money,

0:17:10but you can always track us down,

0:17:12find out we're doing that and tell us to stop.

0:17:14Everything's fine now, right?

0:17:16No, it's not.

0:17:17We'll siphon money from your bank account slowly over time,

0:17:20but if you catch us doing that and tell us to stop,

0:17:22we'll stop.

0:17:24Everything's fine now, right?

0:17:25No problem anymore?

0:17:26No, this is not the solution.

0:17:28You can't take people's stuff, use it,

0:17:30and say, "But we'll stop if you ask us to."

0:17:33It should not be an opt-out.

0:17:34Would you like to opt out

0:17:35of having your intellectual property stolen?

0:17:37Please offer that plan to Disney.

0:17:39Hey, Disney, we'll be using your intellectual property,

0:17:41but if you ask us to stop, we will.

0:17:43- I can't.

0:17:45- It's hilarious that someone thought this was a good idea.

0:17:48- Well, I can, I mean, look,

0:17:51I know this is probably unpopular,

0:17:52so maybe I shouldn't even bother,

0:17:54but I think the issue of copyright and rights

0:17:59in terms of whether AI can be trained

0:18:02on your copyrighted material is a weird blurry situation.

0:18:06I don't think it's clear cut.

0:18:08'Cause if you think about what training is

0:18:11and how it might relate to real world analogs

0:18:13to which we have precedent,

0:18:14I am able to view a copyrighted work

0:18:19if it's being shown to me in a legal way.

0:18:21I'm able to view it and remember it and learn from it.

0:18:25Artists everywhere are able to look at other artists' work

0:18:29be inspired by them and generate new things in their spirit.

0:18:33And so it is kind of a weird blurry line

0:18:36in the sense that the AI models

0:18:38that are being trained in this data,

0:18:39they're not making illegal copies

0:18:41and distributing illegal copies of the original works.

0:18:45They are, in a way, viewing them.

0:18:47- But they're not people, so they're not.

0:18:49- Right, and so that's,

0:18:50and I know there was recently a court thing somewhere

0:18:52that said that they basically failed,

0:18:54that AI stuff, the output of AI models

0:18:57does not qualify for copyright

0:18:58'cause it was not created by a human.

0:19:00And I think that's also gonna be worked out over time

0:19:02in the core systems, I think that's also probably--

0:19:05- I think that's actually, that ruling's actually

0:19:07more questionable than, in my opinion,

0:19:09than the whether they're allowed to take your stuff.

0:19:11Because the not created by a human thing is fuzzy in the,

0:19:14okay, so the program is in human,

0:19:17but a human runs the program and tweaks the output

0:19:19and so on and so forth, so you have to say,

0:19:22this isn't copyrightable because it wasn't created

0:19:23by a human, it's like, well, the program didn't create it

0:19:25on its own, it's just sitting there waiting for a human

0:19:27It's like saying, "This is not copyrightable because it was created by Photoshop and Photoshop's

0:19:31not a human."

0:19:32Well, someone ran Photoshop and used it and clicked around and did stuff, right?

0:19:36How many tweaks to the output do you have to do for it to suddenly become a copyrightable,

0:19:39right?

0:19:40I think that is actually more fuzzy.

0:19:41What is not fuzzy, in my opinion, and again, who knows what the law will be, but in my

0:19:45personal opinion, is not fuzzy at all that you cannot take—that you can't take works

0:19:51that you don't have the rights to and use it to train an AI model.

0:19:54and I talked about this on upgrade a while back,

0:19:56like it just, in my opinion, there's no,

0:20:00like I see where people think it might be fuzzy,

0:20:02but the difference is that it's not a person doing,

0:20:04you're feeding it into a program,

0:20:05and the value of that program is nothing

0:20:08without being fed input.

0:20:10You have to feed input into the program.

0:20:12If I just give you that program and say,

0:20:14well, it's a program that I wrote,

0:20:15so anything that comes out of it is mine,

0:20:16sure, okay, go ahead, but it's like,

0:20:18okay, well, my program doesn't work unless I feed it data.

0:20:20Okay, well, now what data,

0:20:21where are you getting that data from?

0:20:23I'll just feed it any data I feel like.

0:20:25The point of the acquisition of data,

0:20:27you are taking that data and using it.

0:20:29It's like taking a font and using it to make a sign.

0:20:32Like fonts, this is more complicated

0:20:34'cause you can't copyright a font.

0:20:35But anyway, if you wanna use the official version

0:20:37of a font or whatever, you have to pay for it.

0:20:39You can use a clone of the font or whatever,

0:20:41which gets things complicated.

0:20:42But anyway, I don't think you can take people's

0:20:45copyrighted material and use it to train an AI model.

0:20:47I just don't, without some kind of compensation for them,

0:20:50because you are directly deriving value from their work.

0:20:55And I don't think the analogy to people makes any sense

0:20:57because the program's not a person.

0:20:58Yes, a person can look at art and make derivative art,

0:21:00right, but it's not a person.

0:21:02It's a person using a program, right?

0:21:04It's like, well, if I use a program to copy this,

0:21:07I didn't copy your art and resell it.

0:21:09I used the CP program, and the CP program copied your art,

0:21:12but then once I had it from the CP program,

0:21:14then I sold it, but it's fine

0:21:16because the CP program did just what a person does,

0:21:18looks at the art, right?

0:21:19No, it's just a more complicated version of the CP.

0:21:22Now, will lawyers agree?

0:21:25I think it really depends on, especially in our country,

0:21:27how rich the corporation is on each side of the case

0:21:30when it comes to, like if Disney arrives and says,

0:21:32"Hey, we see you've trained your AI model

0:21:34"on all of our intellectual property,"

0:21:35probably Disney's gonna win, based on the precedent.

0:21:39And in this case, I think Disney would be right

0:21:41that you can't train your model on stuff made by Disney.

0:21:45But as I said, an upgrade, Disney can train an AI model

0:21:48on stuff made by Disney.

0:21:49Like I'm not saying AI models are useless.

0:21:51Disney can train all the models they want

0:21:53on all their own intellectual property

0:21:55and use it to generate stuff.

0:21:57And I think the stuff that Disney generates

0:21:59from Disney's own intellectual property

0:22:01should be copyrightable because humans are running that

0:22:04and doing the prompts and tweaking the output and whatever.

0:22:06And I think that should be copyrightable.

0:22:08So, so far, the one legal case that we've heard of

0:22:12has gone the opposite way as I expected.

0:22:14But this is a, you know, I think you're right, Marco,

0:22:16that lots of people have different opinions on this.

0:22:18I just feel like mine is very strongly against using other people's intellectual property.

0:22:23And I think the problem with this stable diffusion thing is it's kind of admitting that, hey,

0:22:29we probably shouldn't be using your stuff because they will immediately stop using it

0:22:32if you ask them.

0:22:33So based on that silly policy, they're saying, oh, we understand that you have the right

0:22:38to make us stop.

0:22:39Or maybe they're just trying to say we're being nice and we'll stop if you want.

0:22:42But given my opinion that it is totally wrong for them to be taking that stuff in the first

0:22:46I think this is a dumb policy.

0:22:48- I think this is one of those areas where

0:22:51we're gonna look back at whatever our opinions are now,

0:22:54we're gonna look back in five or 10 years

0:22:55and be like, man, we were way off.

0:22:57And I don't know which direction we're gonna go in,

0:22:59but I think this is gonna be a rapidly evolving policy

0:23:04and what's acceptable and what's legal

0:23:08are both also going to rapidly evolve.

0:23:10I agree with you on the output being copyrightable.

0:23:15again, it's like, if you use Photoshop to flood fill an area with a pattern, does that

0:23:19not qualify for copyright because the program made the pattern and you didn't? So that

0:23:24obviously, I think using it, I think the output is copyrightable, but I think the input is

0:23:29really questionable and it's not clear cut. I think one area where it could kind of fall

0:23:37legally into some kind of settlement is that when you watch a movie and you get the little

0:23:43FBI warrant at the beginning, there are certain rights that you have and certain rights that

0:23:47you don't. You are not, for instance, allowed to buy a copy of the movie on Blu-ray or whatever

0:23:53and then show it to an audience who has paid to be there. You aren't allowed to use it

0:23:57commercially. You aren't allowed to do public performances. And the same thing applies to

0:24:03most music and things like that. And so you could argue, if you are a copyright holder,

0:24:08You could maybe argue, well, the use of your model viewing or listening to my content is

0:24:15not licensed because it's not personal, private home use or whatever.

0:24:20So they could maybe get something in there, but I think overall the concept, I still currently

0:24:25at least, I still fall on the side of the AI is just watching and learning from things

0:24:31in a similar, well, maybe not too similar, but it's in an analogous way to how humans

0:24:37might see something and be inspired by it over time.

0:24:40But what do you have to say about the idea that the program doesn't have any rights?

0:24:43Because in our law system, computer programs don't have rights right now, right? And I

0:24:48think this specific computer program definitely shouldn't have rights, because it's not a

0:24:51sentient being. So yes, it is doing something similar to what humans do, broad strokes,

0:24:56but it doesn't have any rights, because it is not a sentient being, and all of our laws

0:25:00apply to sentient beings, right? No, for that, I mean, I guess I agree with

0:25:04but I don't see this as whether the AI has rights itself.

0:25:09I see this as like--

0:25:11- You're trying to give it creative control.

0:25:12It's saying it created this thing,

0:25:14therefore now the program has rights to it.

0:25:15I mean, if you wanted to say that, I would say great.

0:25:17Now the program can do whatever it wants with it.

0:25:19You're like, well, the program doesn't wanna do anything

0:25:22with it, the human that ran the program, though,

0:25:24wants to sell it for an in and out purchase.

0:25:26So it's like, okay, if you actually want to assign rights,

0:25:29assign them to the program, and then you'd be like,

0:25:30well, that's dumb, the program can't do anything.

0:25:32- Exactly, that's why I don't have any rights.

0:25:35- Well, but I think it's more complicated than that.

0:25:38Like when you dive into the technical part of it,

0:25:40like okay, well what about when Google indexes

0:25:43fact data off of pages, and then you do a fact query

0:25:46and it shows one of those Google knowledge things.

0:25:48That's a questionable area of copyright as well, right?

0:25:51But I think that's very, very similar to this.

0:25:53- It is, but see, here's the thing.

0:25:55You're saying how this turns out,

0:25:56it can go a couple different ways.

0:25:58It really depends on, in the case of the Google thing,

0:26:02When that case comes--

0:26:03I don't remember what the resolution of the case--

0:26:05I think Google won that one.

0:26:06But when the cases come out, there are two strong forces

0:26:08here.

0:26:09One is rich corporations want something.

0:26:12In this case, Google is the rich corporation.

0:26:14It wanted to be able to take summaries of web pages

0:26:17and show them as its own output, which is arguably,

0:26:20you're right, very similar to what these models do.

0:26:22But I'm pretty sure--

0:26:23and we'll have all of this for a moment--

0:26:25I'm pretty sure Google won that case.

0:26:27And did they win it because they were right,

0:26:28or did they win it because they're Google,

0:26:30and they're rich, and they have a lot of lawyers?

0:26:31Right.

0:26:32see also Disney and copyright.

0:26:34- Right, exactly, right.

0:26:35So I think, but in using the analogy to what Google does,

0:26:38I kind of agree that Google, it's a little bit fuzzier,

0:26:42but because Google's whole thing is there,

0:26:44every one of their search results

0:26:45is arguably a summary or whatever,

0:26:47but Google is trying to be a venue for you to go somewhere,

0:26:51and by putting the summary things,

0:26:52they're making you not go there.

0:26:53When a program is summarizing

0:26:58and providing like an index or whatever,

0:27:00If you follow that road too far down, you're like,

0:27:02oh, you can't have search engines anymore

0:27:03because you're not allowed to reproduce

0:27:05any portion of my work, even a summary of it

0:27:07if it's programmatically generated anywhere.

0:27:08And that gets absurd.

0:27:09Obviously, we think we should have search engines,

0:27:11so let's not make a dumb law like that.

0:27:12- You can't even have browser caches

0:27:14if you follow that law too closely.

0:27:16- Right, but then there, but you know,

0:27:17this is the kind of technical nuance

0:27:19that laws aren't great with, okay?

0:27:20But what about when they take my webpage

0:27:21and they don't even provide a link to it

0:27:23and they just summarize the content

0:27:24and re-smash it through and say, oh, here's the answer

0:27:27and it's provided by Google

0:27:28and they don't give credit to my answer

0:27:29I'm the one who wrote that like, you know, "Grapes are poison to dogs" on my webpage,

0:27:33and they just took my paragraph and summarized it or massaged it and put it on there, right?

0:27:38And I, you know, again, I think Google won that case because they're rich, not because

0:27:41they're right.

0:27:42I would have decided that differently, but it's a nuanced ruling in that case, very nuanced,

0:27:45because I don't want to outlaw search engines or browser caches.

0:27:47In the case of the, you know, Disney finds someone's been training their AI models on,

0:27:52you know, Marvel superheroes, which absolutely has already happened, I'm sure, right?

0:27:57And Disney gets angry and sues.

0:27:59Disney's probably going to win that because they have all the politicians in their pocket

0:28:02or whatever the paraphrase of the line from The Godfather is.

0:28:07But on the other side of that, unlike the Google case, there is another side to that

0:28:11that is potentially just as powerful, which is people like free stuff.

0:28:16And combined with the fact that it's very difficult to – it's not immediately obvious

0:28:21what has been used to train an AI model.

0:28:23And then mixed into that, these sort of academic things, which is like, well, they're not

0:28:26selling anything that's just part of academic research and they should have broader purview

0:28:32to do things for non-commercial purposes or whatever, right?

0:28:34But the fact that it's just going to be like, "Well, Disney can sue, but they can try to

0:28:39make laws in the US, but the world is bigger than the US and anything that gets on the

0:28:43internet is everywhere, so good luck trying to stop people from making pictures of pregnant

0:28:47Sonic."

0:28:48Right?

0:28:49Yeah, pictures of pregnant Sonic probably Sega would not like to exist, but people are

0:28:52going to make them and it's a derivative work.

0:28:54That's probably a bad example.

0:28:55But anyway, these AI models are going to create images, and they're going to go everywhere

0:29:01if people want them.

0:29:02If it is a useful thing to have, it's going to be so hard to stop them.

0:29:05So the countervailing force here is at a certain point the case is coming, they're going to

0:29:10say, "Well, we think this should probably be illegal, but it's just so common and people

0:29:13really like it."

0:29:14And I know courts don't put an opinion that says, "Well, everybody does it, so it's fine."

0:29:18But practically speaking, you can end up with decisions that kind of lean in that direction.

0:29:23I'm sure there's some legal precedent of like, you know, like people who squat on a piece

0:29:27of land and at a certain point they own it.

0:29:29That doesn't make any sense.

0:29:30You're like, "That doesn't seem fair."

0:29:31But it's like, "But we have laws like that because it's even more absurd to do the opposite

0:29:34in some cases."

0:29:35Well, we've been living on this land for 100 years, but you know, you're going to kick

0:29:38us off because, well, again, in this country there's terrible analogies for that as well.

0:29:42Anyway, I'm not doing well with analogies.

0:29:44It's early in the morning.

0:29:45What can I tell you?

0:29:46So it depends on when these cases come out.

0:29:48I feel like there actually is something that may be equivalent to Disney trying to say,

0:29:54"Hey," again legally, "Hey, we've decided that this is okay."

0:29:58Regardless of what the law ends up being, I think it is not right to take people's copyrighted

0:30:02work, train a model on it, and sell the results of that model's output.

0:30:06If that model ever becomes a sentient being, which is plausible in the future, then we'll

0:30:10have a different discussion.

0:30:11That discussion will be what kind of rights do sentient computer programs have.

0:30:14And that is a very different discussion,

0:30:16but I want to be clear,

0:30:17none of these programs are sentient,

0:30:19no one is arguing that they are.

0:30:21So we can set that aside for a sci-fi future,

0:30:24but that's not what we're dealing with now.

0:30:26- Yeah, see, I see where you're coming from,

0:30:28I don't agree.

0:30:29I still think that--

0:30:30- Would you agree if you were an artist

0:30:32and your work was being taken

0:30:33and then the results of it being sold?

0:30:35- We are artists.

0:30:36So what would you think about somebody downloading all,

0:30:39all episodes of ATP we've ever made,

0:30:40all the podcasts we've ever made,

0:30:42and training a model on that?

0:30:44- Yeah, I don't think that's something,

0:30:45and selling the results,

0:30:46I don't think that's something you should do.

0:30:47What if they took the source code for Overcast

0:30:50and fed it into a program that tweaked it

0:30:52and then started selling new copies of Overcast?

0:30:55- Well, I don't release the source code,

0:30:56so that's a little bit different, but you know--

0:30:57- Yeah, it can reverse compile it,

0:30:59'cause you released the binary

0:31:00and they can just generate the source code from that.

0:31:01You've all seen that, and the program doesn't care

0:31:03what the variable names are all, A, B, C, D, and stuff,

0:31:05because the program doesn't care about that,

0:31:06but the program refacto, decompiles it,

0:31:09refactores it, changes it a little bit,

0:31:11and sells a new thing.

0:31:12I said, "Derivative work."

0:31:12just looked at it just the same way a person would.

0:31:14- Well see, and that I think, that's why

0:31:17I'm fairly hesitant to restrict the training side of things

0:31:20because in my opinion, I would rather use the systems

0:31:24we already have with copyright and fair use

0:31:27and trademark also, which is a little bit relevant

0:31:30in some of these things, but anyway,

0:31:31I'd rather use the systems we already have

0:31:34around copyright and fair use to manage

0:31:37when things go wrong and when things are misused,

0:31:40rather than say this new kind of technology

0:31:43that's really exciting and has a lot of good valid uses,

0:31:45we're gonna make it way harder

0:31:47and way less practical to create.

0:31:49Because if somebody uses an AI model

0:31:51that's been trained on whatever they could find,

0:31:53if they use that to generate something

0:31:55that is too close to an existing copyrighted work

0:31:58or that is clearly a derivative work

0:32:00of a protected character or franchise or whatever,

0:32:02then we already have infrastructure in place

0:32:05to issue takedown notices, to sue for something being

0:32:09or not being fair use, we already have all those systems.

0:32:12And I think we are better off relying

0:32:14on that human judgment side rather than

0:32:17kneecapping this technology in its early days

0:32:20in ways that are extremely impractical.

0:32:22I mean, if you think about, look at a similar problem

0:32:25that we faced when making web 2.0 and everything else.

0:32:29We had the rise of user-generated content sites,

0:32:33places like YouTube and Flickr and Tumblr

0:32:36and all these places.

0:32:37And you could say, legally speaking,

0:32:40you could say it should be impossible

0:32:44for anyone to ever upload a copy of my work

0:32:47to these services.

0:32:48In practice, that's really impractical and limiting.

0:32:51And so, kind of what you said a minute ago, John,

0:32:54so really the practice became,

0:32:56all right, well we're gonna have the structure in place

0:32:57to manage when there are violations,

0:32:59but it's not gonna be perfect,

0:33:01and it's not gonna be the intellectual property ideal

0:33:05of having it be impossible to break the law,

0:33:07but we're gonna just make a process in place

0:33:10so that we can deal with when people do things

0:33:12that are over the line.

0:33:13- But their process is they have a program

0:33:15called Content ID that will immediately detect

0:33:17if you have music playing in the background

0:33:19that's copyrighted, even if it's like

0:33:21this next house over, right?

0:33:22It is so incredibly fast and automated

0:33:25and defaults to rejecting.

0:33:26I mean, the YouTube video I wanted to see about Fusion

0:33:31that I think I might have mentioned on a past show

0:33:33was from Real Engineering, I think.

0:33:36It was rejected by copyright ID from YouTube or whatever,

0:33:40because the music used in the background was copyrighted.

0:33:44And the music used in the background

0:33:45was from a set of licensable music

0:33:47that the channel had licensed.

0:33:49So the copyright ID thing is so automated and so strict

0:33:53and so defaulting to rejection that it says,

0:33:55oh, this is copyright.

0:33:55It's like, yeah, and I paid for it.

0:33:57I paid for it to use on my channel.

0:33:59But it's like, no, program says no.

0:34:00So if it becomes possible to programmatically detect if your AI training model was trained

0:34:06with any copyrighted data, no one will ever be able to upload any AI trained stuff to

0:34:11YouTube, because YouTube will immediately detect it and reject it, even if you've paid

0:34:14for the rights, because that's the side they err on because big corporations don't like

0:34:19it.

0:34:20It's more like, you know, okay, so that's YouTube, but then what about the wider internet,

0:34:23like that it'll be everywhere.

0:34:24And again, I think AI models are still useful and can be useful, particularly for companies

0:34:30that want to train it on their own intellectual property.

0:34:32Like it is useful to train things on stuff that you own.

0:34:34And even an individual might not own enough to train a model,

0:34:37but there are licensable image sets that you can train on.

0:34:40That's also legally valid, right?

0:34:42I don't think, to your point about kneecapping disorder,

0:34:44I don't think we need any new laws.

0:34:46My interpretation of the existing laws is,

0:34:48this is already illegal, but the existing laws

0:34:50also provide lots of ways that it's legal.

0:34:53You know, Getty Images can sell image training sets.

0:34:56There are free public domain image training sets.

0:34:59if you would like to license an image training set from Disney, maybe they'll sell you one

0:35:03and then you can train your model on that.

0:35:05And then we have to have all the automated systems saying, "Okay, I can tell this was

0:35:08trained on X, Y, and Z images, and X, Y, and Z images are from these licensable sets,"

0:35:13and then you have to show that you licensed it just the same way the real engineer had

0:35:16to say, "No, no, I licensed this music thing from this company.

0:35:20I'm allowed to use it in my video.

0:35:21This is how the system is supposed to work, YouTube.

0:35:24Stop rejecting my videos."

0:35:25Right?

0:35:26and annoying, but if anything, if there is a programmatic way to enforce existing laws on fair use and intellectual property,

0:35:34it will be worse for creativity and innovation than humans enforcing it, because computers are really, really good at doing stuff like detecting if there's copyrighted music.

0:35:43And I presume eventually computers will be pretty good at figuring out if any copyrighted works from some set are part of a training set.

0:35:51training set, because that's, you know, have I been trained or whatever, and maybe they

0:35:54just have a database, I don't know how it works or whatever, but once it's programmatically

0:35:57possible to answer this question, it swings farther in the direction of Disney stopping

0:36:02you from ever training any image set on Star Wars.

0:36:05Well, I mean, and again, I think using Content ID on YouTube as an example is, that's kind

0:36:10of an extreme case, even though it is a highly relevant one, just because Content ID is so

0:36:13overly aggressive, but you know, that's not, and if you think about also, like, some other

0:36:17angle of this, you know, if Disney starts using this technology to like, you know, scan

0:36:22everything that they can find on YouTube and be like, "Oh wait, that's Elsa. Oh, stop,

0:36:26wait." And like, they can use the AI to detect derivative works even. Disney could start

0:36:31scanning like DeviantArt and Flickr and stuff for like fan-drawn versions of their characters.

0:36:38Well, but under existing laws, they have to show it was taken from like one of their actual

0:36:43Well, drawing's not a picture of Elsa, right?

0:36:45Although if you do want to put Elsa on a t-shirt and sell it,

0:36:48you can't say, well, I drew the Elsa myself, so it's fine.

0:36:50Actually, I don't know where the law is on that,

0:36:52depending on how derivative the work is.

0:36:54But anyway, what you would expect for the training thing

0:36:56and how it would be trained is not just, hey,

0:36:58you drew a picture of an apple, and there's

0:36:59a picture of an apple in the training set.

0:37:00It's like, is it literally your picture of the apple?

0:37:03And that's where it gets tricky.

0:37:05Again, I don't know how this have I been trained thing works.

0:37:08Maybe it is a byte provider-- they

0:37:09know the checksums of every image that

0:37:12was part of the data set and you can upload one of your images

0:37:15and if the checksum matches, then it's the same.

0:37:17Is it literally byte for byte and if you resize your picture

0:37:20or change one pixel, it doesn't match?

0:37:22Or is it fuzzier than that?

0:37:23This is kind of similar to the CSAM system

0:37:26of perceptual hashing or whatever.

0:37:28Because that gets into what you're saying.

0:37:30It's like, OK, well, it's not from a Disney picture of Elsa.

0:37:33It's a picture that I drew of Elsa.

0:37:35And that's different.

0:37:37And again, with Disney being overly aggressive, saying,

0:37:39oh, great, we have a way to tell if anyone never

0:37:41training set on any picture of Elsa.

0:37:44I'm not sure where that falls under existing laws.

0:37:46But is that even possible?

0:37:48Is it possible for them to say,

0:37:50we can tell that you trained your model on these images?

0:37:53- I don't know if you can reverse it,

0:37:54but I assume the people who train the models

0:37:57know literally every single image that's in the image set.

0:37:59It's a long list, but they probably,

0:38:01they have the data somewhere,

0:38:02and they could build a database based on that data

0:38:05with either real content hashes, perceptual hashes.

0:38:08That's how I assume have I been trained is working.

0:38:10Like they know, if you train it on a data set

0:38:13and then you delete the data set

0:38:14and then you can be like, oh well Shrug,

0:38:16I don't even know what it was trained on.

0:38:17I think it's difficult to like,

0:38:19difficult or impossible to reverse it to say,

0:38:21oh, I can tell by looking at the output

0:38:22what it was trained on.

0:38:23I don't think that's possible.

0:38:24But hopefully you keep around.

0:38:27This is where you might need new laws.

0:38:28Like, hey, if you wanna use an AI model,

0:38:30you have to be able to prove something

0:38:32about your training set.

0:38:33And if you have an AI model and you say,

0:38:34oh, we deleted our training set.

0:38:35Oh, well, the law would say,

0:38:37yeah, you can't use any of that.

0:38:38because part of whatever our laws,

0:38:40new laws that come out will say,

0:38:42"Okay, here are the situations

0:38:44"under which the output of an AI model is copyrightable,

0:38:48"can be used successfully."

0:38:50You probably have to be able to prove something

0:38:53about the training set,

0:38:53and ignorance would not be a defense of the law of the law.

0:38:56They're like, "We don't even know

0:38:57"what the training set was, so everything's fine, right?"

0:38:59Yeah, probably not.

0:39:00- I don't know, I'm still on the side of

0:39:02this is addressing it at the wrong stage of the pipeline.

0:39:04I mean, 'cause it's gonna be more complicated.

0:39:07many new models that come out are not based on nothing

0:39:10and trained from scratch, they're based on initial models

0:39:13that were pre-trained by somebody else.

0:39:15(laughing)

0:39:16- That's part of what's in favor of the chaos

0:39:18of the internet, it's like now we can't even tell,

0:39:19what are you gonna do now?

0:39:20- Right, you know, I think there's gonna be,

0:39:23I think it's gonna be quickly very difficult

0:39:25to ever tell how something was trained in completion.

0:39:29And I think, again, I think this is as unenforceable

0:39:33as it should be impossible to ever upload

0:39:35copyrighted material to your platform.

0:39:36Like that should, it's just impossible.

0:39:39- But I mean, but that's more of like a practicality.

0:39:42The legal thing is like, oh, you can't actually,

0:39:44you don't actually own this copyrighted material.

0:39:46The law is clear, it's just the practicalities

0:39:48of the enforcement of the law are not clear.

0:39:49And here I think the law is not clear yet.

0:39:52- Right, yeah, because I still think it's definitely

0:39:55a very open question about like whether training

0:39:58an AI model on a copyrighted work is itself

0:40:02a violation of that copyright or not.

0:40:04Again, 'cause I still don't think it is.

0:40:06Well, we'll see what the courts say,

0:40:08but I'm pretty strongly on one side of this.

0:40:10But, and again, this doesn't mean I'm against AI models.

0:40:12I think they're super useful,

0:40:13and I think there's lots of places where they can be used.

0:40:16It's just that I think there should be some discipline

0:40:19about the training, that's all.

0:40:20We'll see.

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0:41:50- Ted Shop writes that we would probably get a kick

0:41:57out of a new Twitter to Mastodon web app,

0:42:00and this is @mastedon-flock.vercel.app.

0:42:04I didn't try it past the first screen or two,

0:42:07but as a former Windows user, oh, the nostalgia.

0:42:11Oh my word.

0:42:13This made me laugh quite a bit.

0:42:14And it looks like a Windows 95 installation wizard.

0:42:17Big, Nsys, like Nolsoft install system energy.

0:42:21I remember I used to play with that,

0:42:23probably around the time that Marco and I--

0:42:24- No, Nsys was what replaced this.

0:42:26That was much better.

0:42:27Wasn't Nsys not full screen?

0:42:29- That's true, I think you're right.

0:42:30This is that full screen blue gradient that was used a lot around that time.

0:42:35And now this is, you could tell that they installed the driver for their GPU before they ran this wizard

0:42:40because the background gradient is not super dithered in 16 color mode.

0:42:45I thought this was really interesting because, well, two levels.

0:42:48One, it is just like Move to Dawn in that it gives you follow on follow links.

0:42:52So ignore the whole Windows 95 look or whatever.

0:42:54It is another tool that is like Move to Dawn.

0:42:56So Move to Dawn never goes away and you want to try something similar,

0:42:59this does the same thing, it authenticates with all your things, then it gives you follow

0:43:03buttons for all the people who have the info.

0:43:06I don't know if it does a better job of scraping or whatever.

0:43:08But the second thing is, part of the gag of it looking like Windows 95, it's not as far

0:43:15as I can tell, maybe you can tell me if you're familiar with Windows 95, it's not a pixel

0:43:20for pixel reproduction, it's almost like it's vector.

0:43:23They have the Windows 95 look, but they've done it with vector pixels, because it looks

0:43:28way bigger, it's scaled up, but it is pixel accurate if you imagine the pixels being these

0:43:34smooth vector-y things.

0:43:36Well, if you zoom in on the next and cancel buttons, on the corners, you see that they

0:43:41have like a beveled edge.

0:43:44Now in actual Windows 95, that would have been probably a one pixel thick line.

0:43:48And so here they have like a beveled edge in the corners, so obviously it's like a CSS

0:43:51border trick or something.

0:43:52Yeah, and I'm on the final page, and I'm looking at the headers of the table, and the headers

0:43:58have like a 3D gradient on them and you can see that there is like a you know a

0:44:02dark line on the bottom and lighter line on the left and top and that line is

0:44:06made of a chunky like would have been like a Windows 95 size pixel but then

0:44:11the bevel is made with pixels that are 1/8 of that size that would not exist in

0:44:15Windows 95 right because they're on an angle so I think it's very clever cut

0:44:19it's a little bit of an uncanny valley thing I'm like this looks like Windows

0:44:2295 but Windows 95 didn't never look like this down to the pixel anyway I thought

0:44:26it was a little extra fun sauce on top of a useful tool.

0:44:31And you can just in case the Move

0:44:33to Don goes away.

0:44:34But it's one of the show notes if you want to try another one

0:44:35or get a little bit of weird uncanny value

0:44:37Windows 95 nostalgia.

0:44:39- And while we're on the subject,

0:44:39Massodon continues to be great, by the way.

0:44:42It just continues to be awesome.

0:44:44And it's way better than Twitter right now,

0:44:47in my view and for my needs and for the people I follow,

0:44:50it's way better than Twitter.

0:44:52So I'm happy there.

0:44:54- Briefly going back to this web app,

0:44:55Did you notice that if you click the X on the installer,

0:44:58it actually drops you down to Windows desktop

0:44:59and it has a privacy policy link.

0:45:02- Oh my God. - An about link

0:45:03that opens Windows Explorer,

0:45:06that opens Internet Explorer.

0:45:07And then if you click on the home page,

0:45:08or no, not the home page, what was it?

0:45:10It was one of these icons.

0:45:11Oh, I guess it was the bookmarks icon at the top.

0:45:14Then you go to what appears to be

0:45:16the author's like old 1999 website,

0:45:20which is pretty delightful.

0:45:22Big like GeoCity's energy on this one.

0:45:24There's a lot more here than I thought.

0:45:25This is really great.

0:45:26Oh, that's so cool.

0:45:28Yeah, isn't that neat?

0:45:30The other way I would have imagined

0:45:31doing this that would have been fun

0:45:33is all the ones that run older operating systems in Web

0:45:37Assembly in your browser.

0:45:39There's one for all the versions of Mac OS.

0:45:41It's like macos-9.app, system7.app, macos-8.app.

0:45:44Try those URLs.

0:45:46And those are basically running a virtual machine in JavaScript

0:45:48that's running the real version of those operating systems.

0:45:52If you had done that and then wrote

0:45:54moved it on in Windows 95 and ran it inside the Windows 95

0:45:58that's running in your browser,

0:45:59then you wouldn't have to fake any of this stuff.

0:46:01You could literally just make everything exactly

0:46:05in Windows 95, although that might be more difficult

0:46:07trying to authenticate with modern SSL stuff

0:46:10from Windows 95.

0:46:12- Yeah, I was gonna say, can you imagine trying to make

0:46:14just any network request that would work

0:46:16in the modern era from that?

0:46:18- I think some, I saw someone who did a 68K Motorola 68K

0:46:22classic Mac OS Mastodon client, and I think somehow they compiled a version of OpenSSL

0:46:28or something. They basically found a way to make a TLS connection from classic Mac OS

0:46:33just to support their idea of doing this funny classic Mac OS client from Mastodon. That's

0:46:38amazing.

0:46:39That's pretty good stuff. Alright, and then let's see what else we have. Oh, that's right.

0:46:45I wanted to make note, this news is actually a little bit old. We spoke about rewind.ai

0:46:50I don't know, a couple months ago, this is the livestreams thing that John apparently

0:46:54has always wanted.

0:46:56It is available to anyone at this point, I believe.

0:46:59It is 30 days free trial, but then it's $20 a month, which I don't mean to begrudge.

0:47:05They've written software, they deserve to be compensated for it, but I don't know.

0:47:09I don't love the idea of this 30 days free, and then you have to come back and remember

0:47:14to cancel.

0:47:15So I have not personally tried it, especially since this is not an itch I feel like I need

0:47:18But for those that are interested,

0:47:21it's available if you wanted to give it a shot.

0:47:23- It ain't begrudging anything.

0:47:24It's just the question of, you know,

0:47:25do you think the price is worth the value for you?

0:47:28And I was into this thing.

0:47:30I'm like, oh, I'm gonna try it out of technical curiosity.

0:47:32And I actually got in early and they sent the email

0:47:34and said, hey, it's available for you to try.

0:47:35I'm like, great, I'll try it.

0:47:36And then I saw it was one of those free trial

0:47:37and then we'll start charging you.

0:47:39And I knew myself well enough to know,

0:47:41I'm probably gonna forget and then I'm gonna get charged

0:47:43and then I'm gonna feel bad.

0:47:44In fact, I did that with the Lenza app, speaking of AI.

0:47:47make money off other people's stuff.

0:47:49The Lenza thing, like you signed up for a free trial

0:47:52of the $50 a month subscription.

0:47:54- Oh my goodness.

0:47:55(laughing)

0:47:56- And then, or it was $50 a month or $50 a year, I forget.

0:48:00But anyway, you sign up for the free trial,

0:48:01and then once you sign up for the free trial,

0:48:03it gives you a discount on the in-app purchases.

0:48:05And so I made like several $6 in-app purchases

0:48:09to play with it, right?

0:48:10But then I'm like, oh hey, I just gotta remember

0:48:11to cancel this before the $50 thing.

0:48:13And sure enough, I forgot,

0:48:15'cause I didn't make a reminder for myself.

0:48:16And I got a refund for it because I asked for a refund the second it kicked in and Apple

0:48:20was nice enough to give me a refund.

0:48:22But anyway, that's why I haven't tried to rewind.

0:48:24I am curious about it.

0:48:25I'm like, "I don't want to have to sign up for it and set myself a reminder, remember

0:48:30to cancel it."

0:48:31It's just like, for me, that price and that situation was enough of a barrier to not want

0:48:38to deal with it.

0:48:39And honestly, since we've talked about it, I'm like, "Oh, I'll try for technical curiosity."

0:48:42I'm still kind of skeeved out by it.

0:48:44I'm like, "Well, I'll try it on my laptop.

0:48:45It's more isolated."

0:48:46But not that I think they're doing anything nasty.

0:48:48It's just, I don't know.

0:48:51I probably will try it eventually as well.

0:48:53In terms of $20 a month, if I got tons of value from it, I would pay $20 a month if

0:48:57I felt like I was getting $20 a month worth of value out of it.

0:48:59That's the question of software.

0:49:01How do you price it such that enough people will think that price is acceptable?

0:49:05Casey was also scared away by that price.

0:49:08But I think none of us are in the situation where we think we would possibly...

0:49:12The only reason we'd be looking at it is a little bit of curiosity, right?

0:49:14And so, maybe we'll try it.

0:49:17I can see this, like I said, this company eventually being spun off into like an enterprise

0:49:21software because I think lots of companies might like something like this so they can

0:49:25spy on their employees.

0:49:26This is a rich and burgeoning market that already has existing players that are probably

0:49:30worse than Rewind.ai because the technology is newer and better.

0:49:33But so far, their sales pitch does not seem to be to corporations, it seems to be to individual

0:49:40users.

0:49:41If you're an individual user that's already tried it,

0:49:43write in and tell us what you think.

0:49:45John, real-time follow-up, you cannot run this on your Mac Pro

0:49:48because it is not sufficiently powerful.

0:49:50I have ARM Macs in the house.

0:49:52OK, well, you said you would run it on your laptop.

0:49:54I thought you were trying to imply that you would have

0:49:56otherwise run it on the Mac Pro.

0:49:57And that is--

0:49:58The Mac Studio is another choice.

0:50:00You know, I have a couple of ARM-- yeah, some.

0:50:02Well, because your Mac Pro is just too old and busted,

0:50:04doesn't have Apple Silicon, which

0:50:05is required for rewind.ai.

0:50:07It's got an immunity to the spyware.

0:50:10(laughing)

0:50:12- All right, John, tell me about your iPad mystery.

0:50:17- My son got a new iPad for Christmas.

0:50:18He was long overdue for one.

0:50:19- Which one?

0:50:20- He was using, well, that's part of the thing.

0:50:21He was using a really old one.

0:50:23He'd been using it for years.

0:50:24I actually, he wanted to draw with the Apple Pencil,

0:50:27so I had an old, like the original 9.7-inch iPad Pro,

0:50:31like the very first one that,

0:50:32I think it was the first one that had pencil support.

0:50:33- Well, the 12.9, that was the first small one.

0:50:36Yeah, that's right.

0:50:38So anyway, I said, here, you can use this,

0:50:40and use my old, roly Apple pencil,

0:50:41and laugh at how it gets charged and everything.

0:50:44And I'm like, well, you should just use that as your new iPad,

0:50:46because it's better than--

0:50:48his iPad was so old, it was older than the 9.7-inch iPad

0:50:51Pro.

0:50:52But eventually, he said, no, there's

0:50:54something haunted on your iPad, which I kind of agreed with him

0:50:57that 9.7 started getting weird in its later years.

0:50:59I don't know if it's a hardware thing,

0:51:00or it just doesn't agree with the modern OSes.

0:51:02But he kept using super-ancient iPads.

0:51:04So he was due for a new one and I got him a new one.

0:51:07And I bought it a while ago.

0:51:08And it was just sitting somewhere and then wrapped it and gave it to him.

0:51:11And then I was setting it up for him, because that's what dads do.

0:51:14I was trying to give it a name.

0:51:17And I wrote general about it and wrote the name of the thing.

0:51:21I remembered to change the name so it's easy to find.

0:51:24And the device list.

0:51:25And I started saying, "Oh, wait a second.

0:51:28Which iPad?"

0:51:29Because I like to give it the name of the thing.

0:51:33My wife says like, you know,

0:51:34Tina's Apple Watch Series 8.

0:51:36So I know it's the Series 8 one.

0:51:37Like, people ask that as an AskATD question.

0:51:39How do you name your devices?

0:51:40I name it John's iPad 14 Pro.

0:51:43Like, 'cause otherwise, or iPhone 14 Pro.

0:51:45'Cause otherwise I'll never friggin' remember

0:51:47what the names are and I can't just reuse the same name.

0:51:49I give them the name that is named with the device.

0:51:51- Yeah, it's nice too, like when you down the road

0:51:53when you upgrade that device,

0:51:55it's nice to be able to like keep the backups straight

0:51:57and like do the migration correctly and everything.

0:51:59It makes it very nice.

0:52:00- Yeah, and I do rename them to be like,

0:52:02okay now it's Alex's iPhone 14 Pro, right?

0:52:05But it's still iPhone 14 Pro,

0:52:06so I know which device we're talking about.

0:52:07And luckily in the house we tend not to buy

0:52:11multiple devices of the same type,

0:52:13just because people end up getting things

0:52:14at different years, but if we had like two iPhone 12 Pros,

0:52:16that might be a little bit confusing.

0:52:18Maybe I would put the color in then.

0:52:20Anyway, I wanted to give this thing a name of what it was.

0:52:24So I named it Alex's M2 iPad Pro.

0:52:27'Cause it was like, I got him the fancy one,

0:52:30He deserves it.

0:52:31He's been using an ancient iPad.

0:52:33I think he was using an original iPad Air maybe.

0:52:35It was super old.

0:52:37No face ID, very slow, very old.

0:52:39And he uses it all the time.

0:52:41It's a very important machine for him.

0:52:43So I'm a big fancy one.

0:52:45But then I went to General About and it said, "iPad Pro 4th Generation."

0:52:51I'm like, "Is that the M2?

0:52:54Or did I change my mind and say the M2 is too expensive and get him a cheaper one?"

0:52:58So I do what I normally do and type in a Google query for whatever, and I usually go to the

0:53:03Wikipedia page because it's usually straightforward and I know the sidebar is going to have the

0:53:07name of the SOC in it, and there's some basic information.

0:53:11It's kind of like why I don't go to IMDB anymore, I just go to Wikipedia, because I want to

0:53:14just know what's the cast of this thing.

0:53:16I can find it on the Wikipedia page and IMDB is just a cluster and I can't find anything

0:53:20on that friggin' site anymore and I hate it.

0:53:22So bad.

0:53:23So I go to Wikipedia and I go to iPad Pro 4th generation Wikipedia page and I scroll

0:53:28down the thing it says system on a chip a12z bionic did I get him something with

0:53:34an a12z because I would originally looking for a you a refurb m1 iPad Pro

0:53:38could not find one Apple didn't have them you could find them used at other

0:53:41places but I wanted to get an app official Apple refurb and Apple was not

0:53:44selling refurb m1 iPad pros for whatever reason they just didn't have them all

0:53:49right and so I thought I had decided to get an mm - it's I'm holding the device

0:53:53in my hand I'm like how annoying is it that I can't tell if this thing has an

0:53:56M2 in it. Just like, because Apple's thing just says fourth generation and when I

0:54:00google fourth generation it says A12Z. So I downloaded Geekbench. I'm like look,

0:54:04I know what the Geekbench numbers should be for an M2 and it's gonna be very

0:54:09different from the A12Z. First of all Geekbench immediately says in the

0:54:11sidebar this has an M2. So I'm like, I got the right one. But there was like 20

0:54:16minutes where I was like did I buy the wrong thing from, I was looking at the

0:54:19orders like maybe I bought the right thing because the amount looked like an

0:54:22an M2 amount, it looked like an M2 iPad Pro amount,

0:54:25but like maybe they charged me for the M2

0:54:27and shipped me a different one.

0:54:28So this is just a PSA to let everybody know.

0:54:31On the Wikipedia pages for iPad Pro,

0:54:33they have a list of generations

0:54:34that go up to sixth generation.

0:54:36The iPad Pro sixth generation on the Wikipedia page

0:54:41is what Apple calls the iPad Pro 11 inch fourth generation.

0:54:45So do not be confused,

0:54:46and I think Wikipedia should really change this.

0:54:48- 'Cause it's the fourth generation of the 11 inch.

0:54:51- Exactly right.

0:54:52And they're called like the main articles,

0:54:55iPad Pro parentheses fourth generation,

0:54:57which is exactly what you will see in general

0:54:59about on your iPad, but it is not right.

0:55:02So anyway, when in doubt, get Geekbench.

0:55:04And by the way, I actually ran Geekbench

0:55:05to make sure the number that came out was the M2 number.

0:55:07So he has an M2 iPad Pro.

0:55:09Oh, and the other thing is when I was doubting him,

0:55:11I'm like, oh, this is an easy way to tell

0:55:12'cause I got him an Apple Pencil with it

0:55:13'cause he does a lot of drawing on his iPad.

0:55:15I tried to do the hover thing.

0:55:17I'm like, well, I have Procreate, let me launch Procreate.

0:55:19I know Procreate has the hover

0:55:20and nothing would work on the hover.

0:55:22And so I looked at a YouTube video

0:55:23and I saw people hovering over the icons on the home screen

0:55:27and they would make, you know, with the pencil

0:55:28and they would make the icons bigger

0:55:29and that didn't work either.

0:55:30And I'm like, is there something I have to enable for hover

0:55:33and is there some preference of hover in Procreate

0:55:35but why doesn't it work on the home screen?

0:55:37This is why I was like, I think I got the wrong iPad.

0:55:39It doesn't hover, it can't possibly be an M2.

0:55:41Did I get the wrong pencil?

0:55:42I googled for like, is there a second,

0:55:45second generation Apple pencil that does the hover?

0:55:47I'm like, no, it's all the ones with the flat side.

0:55:50he's got the one with the flat side,

0:55:51it magnetically connects, this should be doing hover.

0:55:53The answer to that was, you gotta update to 16.2.

0:55:56- Oh, gosh.

0:55:57- It should, oh, it shipped with the wrong OS.

0:55:59So it was a confusing morning where I was like,

0:56:01what the hell did I buy, and don't put it past me,

0:56:04I've bought the wrong thing before.

0:56:06When I ordered his MacBook Air, I ordered the wrong color

0:56:08and I had to cancel it and did a big thing,

0:56:09or at least I caught that before it shipped,

0:56:11but lots of confusion on Christmas morning,

0:56:13but he does indeed have an M2 iPad Air,

0:56:16which he very richly deserves, with an Apple pencil on.

0:56:18Once updated to 16.2, Hover started working.

0:56:21- All right, so that brings up something

0:56:22I've been wondering about for a long time,

0:56:24and I keep forgetting to bring it up.

0:56:26So I got my first and only set of AirPods Pro

0:56:28a year ago for Christmas.

0:56:29I love them, I do want the new ones,

0:56:31but I'm too cheap because the ones I've got

0:56:32work really well, the battery's fine,

0:56:34no rattling, et cetera, et cetera.

0:56:35The thing that's driving me batty

0:56:37is if you go into Find My, and you go into the Devices tab,

0:56:40it shows my AirPods Pro, and it shows them

0:56:44as outside of the case, which I'm looking at them.

0:56:46I'm holding them in my hand right now.

0:56:48I can assure you they are not outside the case.

0:56:49And it shows them last having been seen

0:56:52on September 27th, 2022.

0:56:55And I vaguely remember, because again,

0:56:58my memory is garbage, that when I think it was 16,

0:57:01I was 16 first came out, or I don't,

0:57:03or maybe it was a late beta, I forget exactly what it was.

0:57:05But my AirPods Pro could do the homing beacon,

0:57:10W1 or whatever it is where you wave your phone around

0:57:14and it shows you where the AirPods are, et cetera, et cetera.

0:57:16And I think that that only worked for a minute,

0:57:19and then they pulled that for the original AirPods Pro,

0:57:22and now it only works on the AirPods Pro 2.

0:57:24But the stupid Find My app is stuck on September 27th,

0:57:28and it's like it never got a clue that this feature,

0:57:31the homing beacon feature, whatever it's called,

0:57:33doesn't work.

0:57:34And so according to this, my left AirPod,

0:57:37or my left AirPod, that's a great movie,

0:57:39my left AirPod Pro was last seen September 27th, 2022,

0:57:43at 2.38 p.m.

0:57:45And it is now, well, according to Marco, it's December 24th,

0:57:47but in most of the world, it's December 26th now.

0:57:50What do I do to fix this?

0:57:51Like, I don't wanna unpair the things,

0:57:52which I guess I could.

0:57:54I really do not wanna sign out of iCloud,

0:57:56'cause that's a nightmare.

0:57:57- No.

0:57:58- Is there a thing I can do to fix this?

0:57:59I'm asking you two, and I'm asking the audience.

0:58:01Like, what do I do about that?

0:58:04- Hmm, I don't know any answer to that.

0:58:06- Right? (laughs)

0:58:07- I would unpair, like, 'cause unpairing

0:58:08is not that big a deal,

0:58:09and it's definitely the first thing you try.

0:58:11Like, restart it, do it over, unpair.

0:58:13Yeah, that's the right move.

0:58:15I'll take that as a homework assignment for myself.

0:58:18People in the chat are saying, oh, I'm

0:58:19seeing some of this as well.

0:58:20So I'm sorry if I've just made you aware of this.

0:58:22But I don't know.

0:58:23It was really cool for the 10 minutes

0:58:25that it worked with the little homing beacon thing.

0:58:27And I really liked that.

0:58:28But then Apple took it away because they're meanies.

0:58:30And then people are saying, when you unpair it,

0:58:32then remove it from Find My when it's unpaired.

0:58:35And then start fresh.

0:58:37Fair enough.

0:58:38I'll take that as homework assignment.

0:58:39And do what Margo said.

0:58:40Then you have to reset all your preferences on all

0:58:42your devices to--

0:58:43Well, if you want auto pairing,

0:58:44you have to do the defaults are in your favor there.

0:58:46- Yeah, yeah.

0:58:47All right, iOS 16.2 came out a little while ago,

0:58:49but it has a feature that we wanted to call

0:58:51to everyone's attention.

0:58:52And it was called to our attention by Brandon Butch,

0:58:54who writes, "You can now stop your wallpaper

0:58:56and/or notifications from appearing on the iPhones

0:58:58always on display."

0:59:00This was as of Beta 3, which obviously now it's true

0:59:03for the shipping version.

0:59:05But yeah, there's a switch in all,

0:59:06or there's several switches and always on display.

0:59:07There's just on/off.

0:59:09Then there's show wallpaper and show notifications.

0:59:12So you can turn the wallpaper on or off

0:59:15and the notifications on or off individually.

0:59:17- Yeah, so remember when the 14,

0:59:20first of all, right before the 14 Pro came out

0:59:23and we were speculating about the rumors

0:59:24about the always-on display,

0:59:26I had said, wouldn't it be cool if they basically

0:59:29had this whole new aesthetic on the display

0:59:32where most of the screen is black

0:59:34and you have maybe just monochrome icons or widgets

0:59:39and the clock and have those things glow

0:59:41and have the rest of the screen be black,

0:59:42which people quickly pointed out that that's basically

0:59:44how Android phones with always on displays have always been.

0:59:47And that this was not a new idea in the Android world.

0:59:50So thank you for that.

0:59:52They all probably used Opera as well.

0:59:53So when the 14 came out though,

0:59:57the only option you really had through iOS was

1:00:01just take whatever your home screen is,

1:00:03just make a dim version.

1:00:04That's it, like that's what it did.

1:00:05And there was no customization.

1:00:07And this led to I think a couple of shortcomings.

1:00:11one of the biggest ones being obviously

1:00:12it wasn't very power conservative.

1:00:14It wasn't as power conservative as it could be

1:00:17if most of the screen was black

1:00:18and only some pixels were being lit

1:00:20if you had any kind of colored wallpaper.

1:00:22But also it became harder to tell

1:00:25whether your phone was awake or asleep.

1:00:28And that was a huge, I think stumbling point

1:00:31for people when they first got the 14 Pro

1:00:34'cause iPhone users were never accustomed to having

1:00:37always on anything.

1:00:38And so you'd see your phone kind of like out of the corner

1:00:41of your eye and you kind of freak out, oh, it's awake.

1:00:43Like you'd think there was notification on it or something

1:00:44or you think it was ringing or whatever

1:00:46because you were conditioned to believe that a phone

1:00:49with the screen on is awake and trying to tell you something.

1:00:52And so what they added with 16.2 is an option

1:00:56to turn off the wallpaper when it's in, you know,

1:01:00sleeping always on mode.

1:01:02And you could also optionally turn off notifications

1:01:05which I believe Do Not Disturb always did

1:01:08on its lock screen, but it was kind of custom on other ones.

1:01:11Anyway, the big thing for me was the wallpaper toggle.

1:01:14So if you turn off Show Wallpaper

1:01:17under the Always On Display settings,

1:01:18you now have in sleep mode a black background

1:01:22that then only shows the clock and your widgets

1:01:26and whatever notifications you might have there.

1:01:29And you can turn off the notifications

1:01:30if you want there as well.

1:01:31So I've been using this since the 16.2 betas,

1:01:34which were, it's been a couple of months now, I think,

1:01:38and it has radically improved my interaction

1:01:41with the 14 Pro's always on screen.

1:01:43I can strongly recommend if you are a little bit put off

1:01:47by like, you know, it not looking too different

1:01:49or if you keep still thinking that your phone's awake

1:01:51when it's not, try this option.

1:01:54Turn off show wallpaper.

1:01:55And it is, I think it's massively better.

1:01:59I think it looks cooler and it functions better

1:02:01in the sense that it allows me to know

1:02:04my phone is not awake right now.

1:02:06- I definitely believe you,

1:02:07but I did turn off the always-on display ages ago,

1:02:10mostly because, for what you said,

1:02:12it seems like my phone was always on.

1:02:14But now that I've gone back to the old way,

1:02:17I'm not anxious to sacrifice battery life.

1:02:21Because what I did learn after using it for a while

1:02:24with the always-on display on

1:02:25is that I didn't derive a lot of utility from it.

1:02:28There was the downside, which is like,

1:02:29"Oh, I think my phone is on."

1:02:30But setting that aside, setting aside the downside,

1:02:32Did I find occasions where it was useful for me to have the screen always on?

1:02:36And I think the answer to that is no.

1:02:38So even though this is, I agree, a much better way of doing it, at least for my purposes,

1:02:42so I'd be able to tell that that's the always on display because the background is black,

1:02:47I don't think I get any value from it the way I use my phone, so I'm not going to sacrifice

1:02:53the battery life for this.

1:02:55But I agree this is a great feature and it might even be useful to be the default, but

1:02:59that could just be old habits, right?

1:03:02Maybe new users who their first iPhone has

1:03:04the always on screen will just be used to it

1:03:05and not develop the habits that we all have

1:03:07to expect a phone with our wallpaper being displayed

1:03:10is on or trying to tell us something.

1:03:12And I think related to wallpapers,

1:03:13didn't 16.2 also add the thing where they separated

1:03:17the screen that appears under your icons on springboard

1:03:21from the lock screen?

1:03:23Like it used to be whenever you made a custom one,

1:03:24it made you make both of them as a match set, as a pair.

1:03:29and I think they split that out, is that correct?

1:03:31- I thought that was the case.

1:03:33I haven't tried it either, but I thought that was the case,

1:03:35and it drove me nuts.

1:03:36It drove me nuts in the original version 16.

1:03:39- And they should be split out,

1:03:40because I, especially when I was first messing with it,

1:03:43I wanted to make lots of different fun lock screens.

1:03:46I did not want to make lots of different thing

1:03:48that goes behind my icons,

1:03:50'cause the thing behind my icons is 100% black

1:03:52and always has been, and that doesn't change for me,

1:03:55and so every time I had to,

1:03:57wanted to make a new lock screen, it's like,

1:03:58"Oh, and don't forget, you also need to make a..."

1:04:00And I go, "Ugh, just separate these,

1:04:01"it's two different things."

1:04:03So if you wanna make a million different,

1:04:05I guess they would call, what would you call it?

1:04:06You would call it the, well, they call wallpaper

1:04:09the image that's behind stuff,

1:04:10but I think there should be a different name

1:04:12for the image that appears behind your icons on springboard,

1:04:15and then the image that appears on the lock screen.

1:04:17And they call that image wallpaper in this setting,

1:04:22because the option is, on the always on display,

1:04:25do you want to show your wallpaper?

1:04:27they mean do you want to show the image that shows behind the icons on your, on Springboard.

1:04:32Anyway, confusing nomenclature but I'm glad they're working this feature out to be more

1:04:36flexible.

1:04:37Yeah, because one issue I still have with the Always On Display is that when it's in

1:04:42sleep mode, whatever is on screen is not tappable.

1:04:46It looks like it's tappable, but it's not.

1:04:48The first tap that you do will put it into awake screen mode and then you have to tap

1:04:52again or swipe or whatever you're doing to interact with something on that screen.

1:04:57And so having, like part of the reason why I like this option of turning off show wallpaper

1:05:02is that it makes it more clear to me, not only is the phone not awake, but it is not

1:05:05interactive right now.

1:05:07Like if I want this thing to be interactive, I have to tap it so that it is no longer mostly

1:05:11black.

1:05:12And then I know, oh it's lighting up with my, I still like the weather background, it's

1:05:16lighting up with the rain that's outside, great, now I can interact with the notification

1:05:20or whatever.

1:05:21And that's, I hope, I really, really hope,

1:05:25in future hardware iterations,

1:05:26I hope they are at some point able

1:05:28to make the sleep state more interactive.

1:05:31I know there's a lot of challenges with that

1:05:33and a lot of kind of practical concerns of like,

1:05:36well, what if it's in your pocket

1:05:37or what if you're handling it, you know, whatever it is.

1:05:39And I think there are certain risks

1:05:41and maybe it's not possible to do that well,

1:05:44but I would love for them to at least try to do that well

1:05:46because, or at least make it more obvious

1:05:49that something's not interactive in the design.

1:05:52And then ideally also, hopefully, make it wake up faster.

1:05:56That would also help a lot.

1:05:58Like if it can go from sleep state to awake state

1:06:01in half the time it does now,

1:06:04I'm sure some of that is a choice

1:06:06in terms of animation speed,

1:06:07but also I think some of that is giving the OS time

1:06:10to wake up and using the animation

1:06:12as kind of cover for that time.

1:06:14So whatever they can do to make it more interactive

1:06:17when you want to interact with it,

1:06:18that would feel very good.

1:06:20And right now, it still feels a little bit clunky

1:06:22in that way.

1:06:23- They could do kind of,

1:06:24the only safe way I think they should try doing this

1:06:26is kind of like they do for continuity camera,

1:06:28which is the thing where you can take your phone

1:06:30and use it as like the quote unquote webcam for your laptop.

1:06:34And continuity camera works by detecting

1:06:36that you have taken your camera

1:06:38and put it in a particular orientation

1:06:40that is more or less stationary

1:06:41when you put it on those little clips or stands

1:06:43to be behind your display, right?

1:06:45So the feature you want,

1:06:47It would be extremely, it would have lots of accidental input if it was just like that

1:06:51all the time.

1:06:52Oh, the lock screen, but it's interactive because people, like I said, people would

1:06:54put it in their pocket, it would activate.

1:06:56My parents are constantly accidentally calling me because, just because the delay between

1:07:00when they lock their phone and when they put it into their pocket is too long and they

1:07:06end up like touching something on their phone when they put it into their pocket and they

1:07:08butt dial me, right?

1:07:10But it could detect, for example, when it is laying on its back on a table for a certain

1:07:15period of time and say, now I've detected that I'm on a table,

1:07:19and I am going to actually register your taps, whatever

1:07:23you tap on.

1:07:23But as soon as you pick it up and start moving,

1:07:25it's like, nope, nope, I'm locked.

1:07:26No input means anything to me, right?

1:07:28So that you-- it's tricky to do, right?

1:07:30But I think if you just make it active all the time,

1:07:32people are going to dial things like crazy.

1:07:34Like it's just-- it's impossible to have.

1:07:37Because again, when you lock your phone

1:07:39and you put it into any of your pockets,

1:07:42the expectation is there's nothing

1:07:43can happen in that pocket that's going to do stuff on my phone, right? Even if I accidentally

1:07:48hit the power button, which is a physical button for now anyway, it's still not going to unlock

1:07:53my phone because Face ID will fail, Touch ID will fail, it's inside my pocket, right? Whereas if that

1:07:57tap would actually activate the notification, as we know from stupid iOS, once you look at

1:08:01a notification it's gone forever and you can never see it again and I hate that so much. I wish there

1:08:06was like, here are the last 100 notifications that you dismissed, just show me them, keep them around.

1:08:11So anyway, tricky to add feature, but I get where you're coming from, and I do think the

1:08:1616.2 things are all improvements.

1:08:19I actually left my Always On Display in all the default settings.

1:08:23I like it.

1:08:25I wouldn't say it's been an earth-shattering change for me.

1:08:28I will say, kind of tangentially related, that battery life, when I first got the new

1:08:32phone and it was chugging on photos and all that and all the machine learning stuff, like

1:08:36the battery life was garbage as expected.

1:08:38Then it got really really good for a while and then I don't know if it was 16.2 or something

1:08:43But sometime in last month or two both errands and my phones

1:08:46Our battery life has gone through the crapper recently and I haven't dug much to figure out what's going on there

1:08:52There was nothing obvious when I went, you know spelunking in the battery like history and all that in settings

1:08:58But it's it struck me as a little odd that both of us were having similar problems

1:09:02So, I don't know if that's just a list family thing or if that's broader or whatever

1:09:06But it's been a little bit of a bit of a bummer and so I might be turning off the always-on display if it continues

1:09:12To be a problem, but all told I do like it

1:09:14I have it rotating between pictures of the kids and pictures of Erin

1:09:17And I like that every time I pick up my phone or well every time it gets locked

1:09:22There's a new picture there and then the next time I lock the phone

1:09:25There's a different picture and I can see it dimly on the display while it while it's just sitting and I dig that I think

1:09:30That's fun cute

1:09:31But I totally understand if it's not for everyone and by the way even without the always-on display like part of my problem of being

1:09:37Distracted by it is that I would think like someone is calling because there I see their face on my phone

1:09:43But I also have a rotation of my family right so every time I pick up my phone

1:09:46It's the picture of someone in my family, but if my phone starts ringing

1:09:50And it's like a spam call from just you know random spam number telling you my car warranty repair or whatever

1:09:56But my phone screen will light up and I'll see a picture of my son's face on it

1:10:01I'm like, oh I'm getting a call from my son. But yeah, I mean like that was the problem with the always on display

1:10:06I always thought that was being contacted by somebody even without the always on display

1:10:09that's still that's just a side effect of putting people's face as the you know, as your

1:10:14Wallpaper or lock screen or whatever because you have to actually then say ignore the face

1:10:18Look up at that

1:10:20You know at the little caller ID thing that shows when you're getting a call to see what number it's coming from

1:10:24from.

1:10:25And if my son does call, I think it still shows his face, but it's a different picture,

1:10:29but it's still him.

1:10:30So anyway, possible confusion.

1:10:32I mean, I guess I could just do landscapes or, you know, this is the first, whatever

1:10:35it is, the iPhone 14 Pro is the first phone and iOS 16 that I did not have a picture of

1:10:42one of my past dogs as my lock screen.

1:10:44That has been my lock screen since the iPod touch in 2007, right?

1:10:48I remember this.

1:10:49It was Huckleberry or whatever, right?

1:10:51Yep.

1:10:52I decided, because I wanted to try the feature, I decided to try the rotating thing.

1:10:55I had a bunch of nice pictures of my family that I made very tall and put room above their

1:11:00heads for the clock so the clock wasn't over their face.

1:11:02And I do like that.

1:11:03I do like seeing those pictures rotate, but it continues to be a little bit confusing

1:11:06when I get a call.

1:11:08So a week or two ago, I think something like that, it was sometime in December, we got

1:11:13word through Bloomberg, and I presume it was Germin, that the Apple Car project has "scaled

1:11:18back" and is delayed. And it won't feature full self-driving capabilities. Imagine that.

1:11:23But yeah, this was a news report and some highlights that were reported, re-reported on

1:11:29MacRumors. Apple Inc. has scaled back ambitious self-driving plans for its future electric vehicle

1:11:33and postponed the car's target launch date about a year to 2026. The car project has been in limbo

1:11:39for the past several months as Apple executives grappled with the reality that its vision for a

1:11:42fully autonomous vehicle without a steering wheel or pedals isn't feasible with current technology.

1:11:47You don't say.

1:11:48Imagine that.

1:11:49The car will have an Apple-designed custom processor

1:11:51to power AI functionality.

1:11:52The chip is equivalent to four of the highest-end Mac chips

1:11:55and is nearly production-ready.

1:11:57That actually kind of brings us back to our discussion

1:11:59about the Mac Pro last week,

1:12:00but that's neither here nor there.

1:12:01- That's a nip, though.

1:12:02- Well, I mean, I would think.

1:12:04Apple will use the cloud for some AI processing,

1:12:06and the company is considering a remote command center

1:12:09that could assist drivers and control the cars

1:12:10from afar during emergencies.

1:12:12That sounds safe.

1:12:14I don't know if we really need to go

1:12:16go into the ins and outs of the particulars of this,

1:12:18but it is interesting that this poop show

1:12:21is still a poop show from what it sounds.

1:12:25- Why are they still doing any of this?

1:12:27That's my, you know, this project has gone through

1:12:30so many phases and ideas and certainly people

1:12:35and certainly money, oh my God.

1:12:38Like how long do they have to keep fumbling around

1:12:42with this massive money waster before they're like,

1:12:45you know what, this isn't for us.

1:12:46Let's just crap can it and move on.

1:12:49I still don't see why they even want to be in this business,

1:12:54let alone why they keep plowing forward

1:12:58without seemingly able to go near any kind of outcome.

1:13:01- The story's interesting because it's kind of like,

1:13:06the best line of the story is where it says that,

1:13:10grappling with their vision, that blah, blah, blah,

1:13:12isn't feasible with current technologies.

1:13:14What it's saying is they don't have it.

1:13:16They would like to have a product that does X,

1:13:18but they don't.

1:13:19It's like, I would like something,

1:13:20I would like something that lets me levitate.

1:13:23That would be a cool product, but we don't have that.

1:13:27So how much money are you gonna spend on a project?

1:13:29So is this R&D?

1:13:31Like that's kind of the problem with self-driving.

1:13:33It's difficult to do the R&D to figure out

1:13:36if you can make a product without spending a lot of money.

1:13:39And I get that.

1:13:40It's not as simple as like,

1:13:40oh, we'll have these people tooling around

1:13:43with a multi-touch, right?

1:13:44And that'll be a small team of a handful of people

1:13:49and they'll tool away at it for years.

1:13:50And eventually, if we get to the point where,

1:13:52no, we could probably make a product out of this.

1:13:53Maybe we'll make a tablet, maybe we'll make a phone.

1:13:55Then you form the iPhone team and then the iPad team, right?

1:13:59And that's when you staff up

1:14:00and that's when you spend the money.

1:14:01Although the amount of money that was used

1:14:03to develop the original iPhone is comically low

1:14:05and every company should feel bad

1:14:07when they read those histories of like,

1:14:08so how much money did Apple spend?

1:14:10Even if we count like everything we can think of,

1:14:11How much do they spend to make the iPhone?

1:14:14The small number I think is they spend $150 million,

1:14:16which is like, we spent $150 million

1:14:18to change the color of the logo, right?

1:14:20That's what big companies normally do.

1:14:22So they spent $150 million to make the iPhone,

1:14:24how much money is it made?

1:14:26Anyway, there's more to it if you add to that, right?

1:14:28But for self-driving cars, it's like, okay,

1:14:31I can understand why they're saying,

1:14:32it would be cool if we had a self-driving car.

1:14:34I agree, that would be cool, right?

1:14:37Can we make one?

1:14:38Let's do some R&D to find out.

1:14:40But it has always seemed to me

1:14:41that this project at Apple was created

1:14:43as if they had already done that.

1:14:44It's like, oh, we know how to make a self-driving car,

1:14:46let's just make a project to make one.

1:14:47Like that it's already in the phase of like,

1:14:49we're designing a product and we're staffing a team

1:14:51to build that product and we're gonna contract manufacturers

1:14:54to manufacture that product.

1:14:55It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa,

1:14:56what product are you making?

1:14:57Our self-driving car.

1:14:59Do you have a self-driving car?

1:15:00He's like, no, but we'll probably be able

1:15:02to figure it out, right?

1:15:03Nope. (laughs)

1:15:05Like you gotta be able to make the thing first

1:15:08before you make a product team.

1:15:10So again, no one knows the details of this,

1:15:12but to the extent that anything with product Titan

1:15:15has been in like let's make a product mode,

1:15:18that has been a bad idea if the premise of the product

1:15:21is a car without a steering wheel or pedals.

1:15:23You cannot make a car, let's go with that saying,

1:15:25you cannot make a car with a steering wheel or pedals

1:15:27until it can drive itself.

1:15:29And if it can't drive itself,

1:15:30maybe get out of the product phase

1:15:32and back into the R&D phase.

1:15:34Don't go to the product phase until you think

1:15:36you have something that works like the multi-touch.

1:15:38We've got a multi-touch screen that we think works.

1:15:41Maybe it's too big, maybe it's too clunky,

1:15:43maybe it takes a lot of power,

1:15:44maybe it's connected to like a power Mac or something,

1:15:46but it works.

1:15:48And the question is, can we make it smaller, cheaper,

1:15:51blah, blah, blah.

1:15:52They don't have anything that works.

1:15:54Nobody does.

1:15:55Nobody has this, right?

1:15:57It would be cool if you could make it, but make it first.

1:16:00I think this is just a hilarious story that the premise is,

1:16:03Apple has decided they can't make a product they can't make.

1:16:05Like, yeah, you gotta be able to.

1:16:07And the other thing they can decide is,

1:16:08we're not gonna make a car without pedals or steering wheel.

1:16:10Make one with pedals and a steering wheel

1:16:12that humans can drive.

1:16:13Lots of people do that.

1:16:14You can have lots of self-driving assistive functions

1:16:16that I think are probably a bad idea in many cases,

1:16:18but that's a thing that you can make.

1:16:20But the idea that they keep trying to make a car

1:16:22without a steering wheel, you can't do that.

1:16:25And so I'm sad for them and I'm sad for the story.

1:16:28I do like the idea that their AI powered chip

1:16:30or whatever is, that sounds so much like the Mac chip

1:16:33that they canceled, equivalent to four

1:16:34of their high-end processors.

1:16:36You know, I mean, you can't afford to put it in a $10,000,

1:16:40you know, Mac Pro, because $10,000 is too much for a Mac Pro.

1:16:42How much would this car cost?

1:16:44Again, if it actually existed and worked.

1:16:46My advice to Apple is if you wanna make a car,

1:16:48add a steering wheel and pedals.

1:16:50- Yeah, I just, I still go back and like,

1:16:53you know, to me, like the question you asked,

1:16:54like all right, can we make this thing work,

1:16:56and then, you know, then move on from there.

1:16:58I would step back again and say,

1:17:00is this even a business that we need to be in

1:17:02or want to be in?

1:17:04And what would it mean if we entered this business

1:17:08and actually stayed in it and maybe even succeeded in it?

1:17:11What would that actually mean for the rest of our business?

1:17:15Can you imagine Apple selling cars?

1:17:18How would that even physically work?

1:17:20Can you imagine Apple servicing cars?

1:17:22Can you imagine Apple going through all the regulations?

1:17:25Like, I can see that it's possible for them to do all that,

1:17:30But why would they want to?

1:17:32And what they would achieve in that

1:17:35would be they'd be a car manufacturer.

1:17:39Look at all the car manufacturers.

1:17:40How happy are they?

1:17:41How good of a business does that seem to be?

1:17:44It doesn't seem like it's worth them entering this business

1:17:48even if it was fairly easy to get into, and it's super not.

1:17:53And so I just don't see why they would even want

1:17:58to be in this business.

1:17:59That even sets aside the question of,

1:18:02could Apple be good at designing cars,

1:18:06which I think is a huge question mark, honestly.

1:18:10Apple's very good at designing a lot of things.

1:18:13I don't know that I would want an Apple-designed car,

1:18:17but again, I think that's even,

1:18:20that's too far down the line of thinking of like,

1:18:22why are they even doing this?

1:18:23Why do they wanna be in this business?

1:18:25That, to me, makes no sense.

1:18:27I mean, it is different in many ways that we've discussed, but I think it is actually

1:18:31a better fit with their traditional strengths than some other things.

1:18:37Because it is manufacturing a product that they sell for a profit.

1:18:42It is, you know, regulation stuff.

1:18:44Again, Apple's not used to automotive regulation, but they are used to dealing with the FCC

1:18:48and the various radio regulations and heat and thermal.

1:18:51Like there are different laws in different countries and being in compliance with them

1:18:54with electronic devices is a thing, right?

1:18:56It is a scaled up version of what they do.

1:18:59They're good at manufacturing, they don't have their own manufacturing plans, they outsource

1:19:02that, and they're good at helping those manufacturers do a better job of manufacturing.

1:19:06Apple is good at actually "making things" even if they're doing through third parties.

1:19:09Like, I can squint and say, this looks like, again, a question of whether they'd be able

1:19:14to make a good car, but they make hardware products that are software powered and they

1:19:18manufacture them and comply with a bunch of laws.

1:19:20So it is conceivable that they could get good at this after many years because it is like

1:19:25what they do.

1:19:26to me of this great quote that Gruber had back on December 21st, I put this in contrast

1:19:31to something that Apple already does that I think is not a good fit for their traditional

1:19:36strengths and model.

1:19:37This is a quote from talking about, what was it, Gruber's not guested on a podcast and

1:19:43they talked about various Apple related things.

1:19:46And he put this little summary at the end of his link to the podcast he was a guest

1:19:51on.

1:19:52This is quoting Gruber.

1:19:53The App Store's financial success is the worst thing that's happened to Apple this century.

1:19:57It's a distraction at best and a profound corruption at worst.

1:20:01Services revenue and the App Store do not fit with Apple's traditional strengths of

1:20:06making a really good product and selling it to people for a profit because it's really

1:20:09good and they like it.

1:20:10It is a much more complicated model where you're selling access to them, you're rent-seeking,

1:20:16you're controlling a platform and then charging other people money to get access to the people,

1:20:19potentially collecting information about them and advertising to them.

1:20:23That model does not fit with the Apple that we love in a way that the car does.

1:20:27Because if Apple made a good car product, I believe that they could figure out how to

1:20:32sell it, how to service it.

1:20:33In the same way they figure out how to sell their hardware products, their phones and

1:20:37everything, they figure out how to service them, they figure out how to comply with laws,

1:20:40they figure out how to get them manufactured, they figure out how to sell them all over

1:20:43the world with different regulations.

1:20:45Obviously a car is way different than a phone.

1:20:47is a much bigger scale thing. There are so many other complications they're working with,

1:20:51a bunch of other players, but that fits better. The incentives are aligned better for the

1:20:56Apple that I like, the Apple that makes its money by making a good product. Not the Apple

1:21:01that is a distraction at best or a corruption at worst, paraphrasing Gruber, that is distracted

1:21:07by the idea of like, "Yeah, but have we considered rent-seeking? Because that's where the real

1:21:11money is." That does not align with the incentive. I want them to be incentivized to make good

1:21:17The incentives that I like is, hey, if we make a bad keyboard,

1:21:19we have to pay people a class action lawsuit.

1:21:21And if we make good keyboard, people buy our stuff.

1:21:23If we put ports back on our laptops,

1:21:24people buy more of them.

1:21:25If we make a really fast, low-power computer,

1:21:27people buy it, right?

1:21:28If we make an amazing touchscreen phone,

1:21:29people buy it because it's a cool phone.

1:21:31That model aligns better with my interest as a customer.

1:21:34Make cool technology.

1:21:36Make a profit when I buy it, because it costs you

1:21:39less to manufacture it than it does for me to buy it from you.

1:21:42That's your profit.

1:21:43That's a really good business.

1:21:44It's a model I understand that I'm more comfortable with.

1:21:47than the App Store model, which is sell tons of devices that

1:21:51are awesome and then charge people 30% of all the money

1:21:54they make on them because you deserve it

1:21:56because you made the platform.

1:21:58The thing that-- just to go back a little bit to what Marco's

1:22:00saying, I think the thing that makes me very worried--

1:22:04maybe a little dramatic-- but worried about an Apple

1:22:06car is that I feel like the same problems that everyone

1:22:10snarks on Tesla about, like, oh, the windshield wipers don't

1:22:13work because it never rains in the Bay Area, which I know

1:22:15is not really true.

1:22:16but just go with it here.

1:22:18- They don't work that well.

1:22:19- Well, fair.

1:22:20And then the door handles would freeze constantly

1:22:23because it legitimately really rarely does freeze

1:22:25in the Bay Area.

1:22:26This very myopic view of the world,

1:22:28which I feel like is a very common problem

1:22:32for engineers in the Bay Area,

1:22:34I wonder if that's going to be an affliction

1:22:37for an Apple car as well.

1:22:38And where that would manifest itself is,

1:22:40oh, surely $150,000 car is something anyone would want,

1:22:43right?

1:22:44We charge like 200% of what an average, you know, run-of-the-mill Android phone is for a new iPhone.

1:22:51People pay 2x for a new iPhone. Surely they'll pay 2 to 3x for an entire car, right?

1:22:57And no, people will not. Like maybe it's just me,

1:23:01but I don't have $150,000 just laying around to buy an Apple car, to lease an Apple car at $4,000 or whatever.

1:23:07I don't know. I don't lease cars, but whatever that lease payment would be.

1:23:09I don't have that just laying around.

1:23:11Like, it's wonderful if they think that them

1:23:13and their cushy worlds with their $3 million,

1:23:152,000 or 200 square foot houses and their, you know,

1:23:19R8s and their Lamborghini Uruses and all that,

1:23:23like yeah, $150,000 car may be great in the Bay Area,

1:23:27but that ain't gonna work in the real world, my friends.

1:23:28- Doesn't it fit with Apple's model?

1:23:30Their hardware is always more expensive

1:23:32than everybody else's.

1:23:32And I know it's a different matter of scale.

1:23:34It's like, oh, 20% higher is an extra 200 bucks

1:23:36versus 20% higher is an extra 20,000 bucks.

1:23:40But still, I think that it is not impossible

1:23:43to be the car manufacturer that sells mostly cars

1:23:45that are too expensive.

1:23:46Look at Porsche.

1:23:47- Oh, I agree, I agree.

1:23:48But I just, I don't know.

1:23:49I think the thing, and maybe it was Gruber,

1:23:51maybe it was you, John.

1:23:52Somebody had once said, like,

1:23:54the great thing about Apple and about Coke is that if,

1:23:57okay, so if you want the best Coke in the world,

1:23:59the best Coca-Cola in the world.

1:24:01- And he was paraphrasing somebody else.

1:24:03- Yeah, wasn't this like Andy Warhol or somebody?

1:24:04- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:24:05- Who knows? - I think it was Andy Warhol.

1:24:06want if you want the best coca-cola in the world I don't care if you make a

1:24:09thousand dollars a year or a hundred million dollars a year you're still

1:24:12getting the same coca-cola if you want the best iPhone in the world you know

1:24:15you're still if you're a rich and famous or if you're just somebody of a regular

1:24:19schmo you're getting the same iPhone and I don't know I feel like Apple wants to

1:24:23be in that space where they are a premium product full stop but they're

1:24:27not a 10x premium product I mean look at how well that worked out for the Apple

1:24:31Watch Edition like yeah some were sold some to some of the hosts on this

1:24:35episode but nevertheless... Not the gold one! Fair, fair. But you get what I'm

1:24:41driving at. That they want to be a premium product but I don't think that a

1:24:4610x premium product has ever really fit that well for them. See also Mac Pro and

1:24:51beyond that we're talking, this is what you just said Jon, we're talking about

1:24:5410x, you know, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10x of what's an average car these days?

1:24:59Anywhere between $20,000 and $40,000 for like an okay car? Like how much does a

1:25:03a Civic cost, John. Like that's a decent, very run-of-the-mill car. And a Civic is like

1:25:08fifteen, twenty thousand dollars, isn't it? Easily.

1:25:11What planet are you on? You cannot buy a Civic for fifteen thousand dollars. You haven't

1:25:15been able to do that for decades. Okay, fine. So it's been a while since I've

1:25:18bought a car. Maybe the average selling price of car is

1:25:20like forty grand or something. Oh, there you go. So you think that they're

1:25:23just going to slide in here and charge 3x, 4x, 5x? Like, yeah, again, maybe that works

1:25:29in the Bay Area, where you folks are all getting paid absurd amounts of money and spending

1:25:33it all on housing. But that doesn't work in the real world. And I'm very concerned that

1:25:38they're going to strut in thinking, "Oh, we can totally charge 3X for our car because

1:25:43it's awesome and it's Apple."

1:25:44Well, that was one of the rumors of what one of the revisions of Project Titan, Apple's

1:25:49car project was scrapped because they did a product design and they said, "Here's

1:25:53the car we want to make," and then they priced it out and said, "No, it's too much."

1:25:57So they've already stopped one of their iterations due to cost because they realize—I mean,

1:26:02Again, I think it is perfectly valid to be a car manufacturer that makes expensive cars.

1:26:05You're just going to sell fewer of them.

1:26:06The question is, where do you want to be?

1:26:08Do you want to sell as many cars as Ferrari?

1:26:10They actually sell a lot of cars for a car company that sells cars that start at like

1:26:14200 grand or whatever, but they don't sell as many as Porsche, and then Porsche does

1:26:18not sell as many as Volkswagen and on down the line.

1:26:21So you have to kind of decide how many you want to sell.

1:26:23iPhones, they sell a heck of a lot of those.

1:26:25They sell them to not half the world, but a pretty stable portion of the potential smartphone

1:26:30selling market is iPhones.

1:26:31I don't know what it is worldwide, is it like 30% or something?

1:26:35If you wanted to sell 30% of the cars in the world, you can't price it at 100 grand.

1:26:39But there is a question of, is our first one really expensive and then the price comes

1:26:44down, especially with electric cars, which is what everyone assumes they're building.

1:26:48A lot of the price has to do with battery, that is the cost driver for your car is the

1:26:53battery.

1:26:54Those electric motors don't actually cost that much and building a car costs as much

1:26:57as it's ever cost in terms of making a frame and suspension and tires and brakes or whatever,

1:27:01but the battery is the big cost thing. If the batteries cost nothing, electric cars

1:27:05would be incredibly cheap, but if the batteries were expensive as they were two decades ago,

1:27:09they're less feasible. And again, battery technology is something Apple is familiar

1:27:14with and has relationships with and stuff like that, so I think it is plausible that

1:27:18Apple could sell a car at a reasonable price range, but I also think if they ever come

1:27:24out with a car, it's definitely going to be the Apple of cars, which is going to be too

1:27:27expensive most people, especially the first one. Think of the shock of the iPhone. Remember

1:27:31when the iPhone came out and everyone was like, "I've never been making fun of it because

1:27:33it cost so much money?" Because it wasn't like carrier-subsidized or whatever. And today,

1:27:38the iPhones we all have are very expensive devices. If you had told us back when we were

1:27:42using flip phones that someday you're going to every year, or in my case every other year,

1:27:47buy a phone for $1200, you'd be like, "$1200 from a phone? I'm not going to carry that

1:27:51around and drop it on the pavement?" That's ridiculous. But people derive enough value

1:27:55from their smartphones that they're willing to pay hundreds, sometimes up into a thousand

1:27:58dollars for their phone sometimes every year.

1:28:01So that, of all things, I get where you're coming from, that it just doesn't seem like

1:28:07something that they're going to be able to sell a lot of, and it also doesn't seem like

1:28:10they want to be the Ferrari or the Porsche of phones, but they don't have a product to

1:28:15sell at all right now, so it's not really an issue.

1:28:16And then as for the Andy Warhol thing of like, no matter who you are, a Coke is a Coke, when

1:28:21Gruber uses that analogy and said no matter who you are, a phone is a phone, I think it's

1:28:24a little bit too different things. The idea of Coke is like Coke is not an expensive product

1:28:30to make. Anyone can buy it because it's very inexpensive and it's also not expensive to

1:28:34manufacture. The things that are in it are not rare, right? Whatever the secret formula

1:28:38is, it's not made with platinum flakes or something, right? So everyone can get it because

1:28:45it is accessible to everyone and it is the same. And the whole point is, because it's

1:28:48basically the cultural hegemony of Coca-Cola, because you're all raised drinking Coke and

1:28:53you want something that tastes like what you were raised on, you have brand loyalty to

1:28:56Coke because if you try RC Cola it doesn't taste like what you think a Coke could taste

1:28:59like.

1:29:00Not because Coke is fancier and more expensive than RC, but just because it's what you're

1:29:03used to due to the dominance of the Coca Cola brand.

1:29:06Whereas the iPhone, no one can get a better iPhone, no matter how rich you are, because

1:29:11making a phone is really, really hard.

1:29:14Unlike Coca Cola, which is protected by whatever the circular form of it is, the iPhone is

1:29:18protected by the fact that making a smartphone with a complete ecosystem around it has a

1:29:22There's a huge barrier to entry.

1:29:24And so yeah, no matter how rich you are,

1:29:26you can't get another iPhone.

1:29:27Because even if given, you know, $3 trillion,

1:29:31try making a better iPhone than an iPhone

1:29:34with $3 trillion.

1:29:36It's a harder thing to make.

1:29:37Whereas if I gave you $3 trillion

1:29:39and said try making your own Coke,

1:29:40you'd just buy Coca-Cola.

1:29:42And you got your own Coke now, right?

1:29:44Like it's different in that like,

1:29:45one is like everyone gets the same Coke,

1:29:48which seems weird because it's so easy to make.

1:29:49And the other one, everyone gets the same,

1:29:51no one can make a better iPhone,

1:29:52how rich they are, because it's so tremendously hard to make a smartphone.

1:29:56So I'm not sure that analogy works out.

1:29:58What it is trying to say is that it's nice that, to your point, Casey, that the very

1:30:04best X in the world is accessible to a large number of people.

1:30:08And although the iPhone is very expensive, it is accessible to a lot of people, especially

1:30:13if you're buying a used iPhone.

1:30:14I think that's what Gruber was celebrating, the idea that iPhones are so important to

1:30:18our life and if you want the very best one you don't have to be a millionaire to get

1:30:22it. You just have to shop for refurbs on Amazon or whatever. Whereas the very best car in

1:30:28the world is not accessible to most people because even if you're shopping for a refurb

1:30:33whatever you consider the best car it's going to cost a lot more than a Civic.

1:30:37It certainly will. Do you think that they would do something, I forget the term for

1:30:41it but like Volvo and I'm sure other manufacturers are doing this, have like a subscription service

1:30:45And the way this worked when it first came out, you had to go there.

1:30:49I'm asking because they love their services revenue.

1:30:52I agree with you.

1:30:53I think the Apple car would have a service or a new component.

1:30:56That's what the thing with like the data center where they can assist drivers.

1:30:58I bet you pay for that service.

1:30:59Oh my gosh, I hope that's not true.

1:31:02But I hear you and you're probably right.

1:31:03Grubber's saying that it's a distraction at best and a profound corruption.

1:31:07Whereas it is a profound corruption to every time they make a cool tech product to figure

1:31:10out and now how can we make a service out of this?

1:31:14How can we make it a recurring payment?

1:31:15How can we make it so that you don't just buy the Apple car, you buy a subscription

1:31:19to the Apple car and if you want your heated seats to get, like again, the auto industry

1:31:22is way out ahead of Apple here, but I have to imagine that in Project Titan, this is

1:31:27disgust because the old Apple that would create a technology product without service revenue

1:31:33attached to it seems dead.

1:31:34Like the headset.

1:31:35Headset's going to be cool tech if and when they ship it.

1:31:38And you're like, well, that's not going to have a service associated with it.

1:31:40Of course, it will have an app store.

1:31:41That is the easy go-to of like if we sell anything that is a platform, it has an associated

1:31:45app store where we try to make service revenue, which may or may not work, but that's the

1:31:48play.

1:31:49So if Apple comes out with a car, there will be service revenue associated with it because

1:31:54that's what modern Apple does.

1:31:55Yeah, I just don't know if they're going to do like a Care by Volvo, as I was just looking

1:31:59it up, is what I believe I'm thinking of where you get to get a car and I believe insurance

1:32:04as well and maintenance and all that.

1:32:06You just pay a monthly fee and I think you might even be able to switch which Volvo you

1:32:10have from time to time and so on and so forth. I don't know, I feel like it wouldn't surprise

1:32:15me if that's how they get in the door is that you're not buying a $300,000 Apple car. You're

1:32:20instead paying a hilariously expensive lease or subscription or what have you to have access

1:32:25to Apple's Apple car that they own.

1:32:27Well, that's the Apple car upgrade program.

1:32:29Right, exactly.

1:32:30You get a new Apple car every year. And again, I don't, I don't, that is more of a, that's

1:32:34less than the server I've been complaining about. I'm just like, Hey, it's kind of like

1:32:37a rolling lease where you get a new car at a certain interval, but you can also buy it

1:32:41outright.

1:32:42It's the service revenue I'm talking about.

1:32:43Your car is useless to you unless you pay X dollars a month for the service that, I

1:32:46don't know, whatever they would charge for.

1:32:48We're not going to go to the heated seats or whatever, a BMW, but this is obviously

1:32:53not just like, "Oh, Apple's being mean.

1:32:54They shouldn't do this."

1:32:55This is the way the whole industry and the whole world is going.

1:32:57And to some extent it makes sense, but it feels worse when the people who are charging

1:33:04are not charging because the service is useful, but charging because they've got you on a

1:33:10vice that's like they can't.

1:33:12You have no other choice, right?

1:33:14It doesn't seem like you would pay for this otherwise, but because Apple has complete

1:33:18control over the platform, they get to extract 30% of all the transactions.

1:33:21That feels worse than "let me pay."

1:33:24Even just something as simple as "let me pay for Sirius XM Radio" or whatever.

1:33:26I want to pay for ongoing access to this thing.

1:33:28If you think it's worthwhile, pay for it.

1:33:30If you don't, don't.

1:33:31but it's not like all of its competitors

1:33:34are forced to also pay serious

1:33:35to be able to put audio into your car.

1:33:37Like that's what starts feeling bad.

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1:35:28- All right, let's do a little bit of Ask ATP,

1:35:30and let's start with Peter Petrovic, who writes,

1:35:32"In this day and age of social media all around us,

1:35:35"and with the Fediverse gaining traction,

1:35:37"is it still worth one's time to have a personal website

1:35:39"or a blog residing on one's personal domain?"

1:35:42Yeah, I think so, because I'm a nerd,

1:35:43and I want that control.

1:35:45I mean, nobody can ever take away

1:35:49casylist.com from me.

1:35:51It's mine.

1:35:52Well, that's not a challenge.

1:35:52Please don't take that as a challenge.

1:35:53But you know what I'm saying.

1:35:54it's mine, that's where I live, that's my space.

1:35:58My space, space, you know what I'm saying.

1:36:00And so anyway, I control that,

1:36:03and my email address is at caselist.com.

1:36:06So when I moved from Gmail to Fastmail,

1:36:09then nobody knew it.

1:36:12Well, I mean, people knew it

1:36:12because I talked about it on the show,

1:36:13but like any of the people I knew--

1:36:14- I was gonna say, everyone knew it.

1:36:16(laughing)

1:36:17- Hush you, nobody asks.

1:36:19It's caselist.com/fastmail.

1:36:20Anyway, but again, you take the point,

1:36:24you get the point I'm trying to make here is that because it was under my control, everyone

1:36:28else that I was emailing with was completely ignorant to the fact that these emails were

1:36:32actually getting routed to passmail instead of Gmail. And similarly, you know, my website

1:36:36will live there and maybe it will continue to run on my broken blog engine, maybe it'll

1:36:40run on something else, but it will always be there. And even though my hot takes and

1:36:45quips and whatnot I used to put on Twitter and now I'm putting on Mastodon, it's still

1:36:50to me important to have a like canonical place to live, if you will, a place that is mine

1:36:57and that is kind of my home base on the internet. And I think it is absolutely worth it. Even

1:37:02if all you have is like a single serving site, you know, an about page that says, "Hey, I'm

1:37:07Casey. I do these, you know, I have these projects. You can find me at these places."

1:37:10I still think that's important. And let's not lose sight of the fact that, you know,

1:37:15we were all on Mastodon servers years ago, most of which have crumbled, except John who

1:37:19apparently was on every Mastodon server, but for like Marco and me, you know, or at least

1:37:23certainly me, and I thought Marco, you were in the same boat. We signed up on servers

1:37:26that have since disappeared and that could happen. Now granted, you know, the three of

1:37:30us seem to be using Mastodon.social now, which seems to be the most stable, but you never

1:37:35know, you never know what'll happen. And so I absolutely stand by and think it is important

1:37:40and it's not that expensive. You know, you can use pass sponsor hover to get a domain.

1:37:45You can use past sponsor Squarespace

1:37:48in order to put a website there.

1:37:49In fact, I think you can even get your domain

1:37:51through Squarespace if you so choose.

1:37:52- Linode.

1:37:53- Linode, yep, that's another past sponsor as well.

1:37:56- Pretty sure those two are also current sponsors,

1:37:58by the way, just not this episode.

1:38:00- I'm sorry, that's what I meant.

1:38:01Sorry, just not this episode is what I meant,

1:38:03but thank you for the correction.

1:38:04But yeah, I mean, we bring these services up

1:38:06in part because genuinely we either use

1:38:09or genuinely recommend them because they really are great.

1:38:12And so this is something that I absolutely think

1:38:14you should have a little corner of the internet

1:38:17that is under your control.

1:38:19And I stand by that 100%.

1:38:21Let's start with Marco, where do you land on this?

1:38:23And I think I have a pretty strong feeling about it.

1:38:26- So I think we have to separate out like,

1:38:28is it worth having your own domain from,

1:38:31what Peter was asking here was,

1:38:33is it worth having a personal website or blog

1:38:35on a personal domain?

1:38:36- That's fair, that's fair.

1:38:37- So whether you want to have a website or a blog,

1:38:40that's up to you.

1:38:41I do think it's worth having a domain

1:38:44because as Casey was saying, on the long term,

1:38:49on an infinite time scale, services come and go.

1:38:52And servers come and go, and companies come and go,

1:38:55and what you want to do on the website,

1:38:57what your identity is, what services and functions

1:39:01it needs to offer or provide, all of that changes over time.

1:39:06And so it is nice to have something

1:39:08that is your own domain, so that way,

1:39:10when you have your email address at your own domain,

1:39:13instead of at a certain email provider.

1:39:15That pretty much guarantees that as long as no one

1:39:20big email provider that does not support custom domains

1:39:23ever takes over and makes it impossible

1:39:26to use a custom domain, which seems unlikely with email,

1:39:28that pretty much guarantees that you can be

1:39:30service provider portable or agnostic.

1:39:33And so, for instance, if you use Gmail with your own domain,

1:39:37and then Gmail starts to suck,

1:39:38or they start charging money for that

1:39:40and you don't wanna pay or whatever happens there,

1:39:42If you don't wanna be on Gmail anymore,

1:39:44you can just move what is hosting your email,

1:39:47but it's, to the world, it's still your domain.

1:39:51You change over the MX records and that's it.

1:39:53So you can change your hosting provider

1:39:55and not affect your ability to be reached or found

1:39:58or whatever popularity you've built up or whatever.

1:40:01If Mastodon continues to be a thing, and I hope it does,

1:40:06then certainly there might become some value

1:40:08in having your own domain for that,

1:40:09in the sense that, again, that's a username

1:40:11that you can easily port between different backend options.

1:40:16That being said, it's a little bit less important there

1:40:17'cause they have this whole redirect mechanism in place.

1:40:20But basically for many services,

1:40:23the redirect procedure isn't so simple or effective

1:40:26or permanent, and so it is nice to be able

1:40:30to have your own domain that things are pointed to

1:40:32and that you can host whatever you want there over time.

1:40:35Now whether you should have a blog,

1:40:38that's a different question, and that's up to you.

1:40:41You know, personally, I have had a blog for a long time.

1:40:45I don't really use it much anymore,

1:40:47but I like the idea that I can always go back to it.

1:40:49Many people, in the collapse of Twitter,

1:40:53many people are going back to their own personal blogs

1:40:55and reviving them and writing again,

1:40:57and I think that's great.

1:40:58And so, you know, whether you're gonna like, you know,

1:41:03become the next Engadget, posting, you know,

1:41:0530 posts a day or whatever, that's, you know,

1:41:08you don't have to do that to make it worth

1:41:09having a personal blog.

1:41:11It could be like John's where you post once a year,

1:41:13or it could be like mine,

1:41:14and when you post whenever you wanna promote something

1:41:16or call out a particularly bad bug to Apple

1:41:18and hope they fix it.

1:41:18Like, whatever it is, you can post once every five years

1:41:21and through the magic of RSS readers,

1:41:23it doesn't really matter.

1:41:24You're not gonna lose your audience.

1:41:25They'll just see a post once every five years

1:41:27and that'll be it.

1:41:28So whether you have a blog, that's up to you,

1:41:30but I think that can be very flexible.

1:41:31But I do think whether you should have your own domain

1:41:35and some way to put stuff on that domain,

1:41:37whether that's your, you know,

1:41:38whether you're just pointing it to even like

1:41:40static page on GitHub that will host it for free,

1:41:42or whether you're putting it to like an S3 bucket,

1:41:44or having a full-blown host like Squarespace,

1:41:46or running a full-blown server like Linode,

1:41:48whatever it is, having a domain,

1:41:51if you are nerdy enough to even know

1:41:52what any of the stuff I'm talking about means,

1:41:54is probably valuable to you, and you should probably do it.

1:41:57- Yeah, this is kind of, this topic comes up a lot,

1:42:00and I think it's kind of a, not a happy accident,

1:42:03but we were lucky enough that the standards of the internet

1:42:07that were made by people who wanted to do something good for the world, or do it in

1:42:16a kind of open way.

1:42:18The attitudes of the people who made the internet were such that the things we got out of it

1:42:24— DNS, TCP/IP, the fact that it was part of a government program that became open,

1:42:29all those different systems — that they sort of snowballed and gained critical mass

1:42:35before private or public corporations could come in and extract all the value means that

1:42:41we actually have a competitive market for the things we're talking about.

1:42:46The reason we say it's so important is not because, to Marco's point, not because we

1:42:50think you should have a blog or be a blogger, but because DNS and owning your own domain

1:42:55name is a way for you to control your identity and your data on the internet.

1:43:01The internet is really important and having control of your identity is important.

1:43:04The reason you can control it is because DNS is not owned and controlled by Google or Microsoft

1:43:09or Apple, right?

1:43:10TCP/IP is not owned and controlled by any corporation.

1:43:13It wasn't embraced and extended by Microsoft, so they own all the networking.

1:43:16We're not doing all this on MSN or whatever.

1:43:18Those open standards that sort of got their foot in the door before corporations would

1:43:22come and ruin everything exist and you should take advantage of them.

1:43:26And all the technical ins and outs of why it's portable and everything are important,

1:43:30but the underlying technology is what makes that possible.

1:43:33That's why there is a competitive market for where you register your domain name.

1:43:37You can use it at one of our sponsors, you can use it at different companies.

1:43:39There's companies that compete to try to be the place where you register your domain.

1:43:43No one controls all domain names.

1:43:45You can register at different places.

1:43:47What about hosting?

1:43:48Where do I host my website?

1:43:49There is a competitive market for hosting your website.

1:43:52Once you control the domain, the hosting companies know you can put that domain anywhere.

1:43:56You can run a server out of your closet, you can put it on Squarespace, you can put it

1:43:59on Linode, you can put it on like there's a million companies that do that because nobody

1:44:02owns and controls, oh this is the one company that controls, like, AWS does not control

1:44:06web hosting, although sometimes it seems that way. They don't. You can host anything anywhere.

1:44:11Same thing with email. It happens to be an open protocol that, yes, there are dominant

1:44:14players in the market, but you can host your email at different places. It's not as easy

1:44:18to be receiving email, which is what we talked about in past shows, because of all the spam

1:44:21rules and all the crap like that. Some of that early sort of open stuff didn't go quite

1:44:25so well. Maybe email didn't work out that well for the world. But that's why we're always

1:44:30pressing on that you should have your thing, not because we think you should be a blogger

1:44:34or not because we think you should use one of our sponsors and have a website, but because

1:44:37we want individuals to own and control their identity on the web.

1:44:41That's why we push for the idea of some username at twitter.com.

1:44:45You don't own and control that.

1:44:46Twitter does, right?

1:44:48Same thing with Mastodon, although Mastodon does let you use the web finger protocol and

1:44:51various other things to basically be your username at domain that you control on Mastodon,

1:44:57but I haven't gone into the web finger thing to try it.

1:44:59It seems like it might not be as well supported in various clients and places as I expect,

1:45:05but that is the ideal.

1:45:06That's what we're shooting for.

1:45:08Open protocols, open standards, a competitive market to provide the services, and that's

1:45:13where this falls down.

1:45:14It's like we're a nerd show and we know that if you're listening to this, maybe you know

1:45:17how to make your own website.

1:45:18We all wish it was easier, and that's why in a competitive market, you have companies

1:45:22like Squarespace that are saying, "We're going to try to make it as easy as possible for

1:45:25you to do this."

1:45:26more complicated than you would like and the competition is,

1:45:29"Oh, look how easy it is to sign up for Twitter.

1:45:31You don't have to pick a server, you just go to twitter.com

1:45:33and you create an account and it's so easy."

1:45:35Private companies can make it easier

1:45:37because there is less competition.

1:45:38There's one place to go.

1:45:40Mastodon, you have to pick a server

1:45:41and even then you're sort of under the thumb of that server

1:45:43even with the redirect rules and everything, right?

1:45:45Domain names and web hosting are the most open

1:45:49and that means there is the most choice

1:45:51and that means there is kind of a barrier to entry

1:45:53because like, "Where do I go?

1:45:54What if I don't want to use to where I sit?

1:45:55what I want to use, you know, like it's a little bit trickier to use, but that is the beauty of it. Like,

1:45:59claim a portion of the internet for yourself because as websites come and go, as MySpace, you know, rises and falls,

1:46:07as Facebook comes in and out of favor, as Twitter comes and goes, and Mastodon comes and goes, if you own your own domain name,

1:46:13your place on the internet will always exist at static URLs that you control.

1:46:19That's why we always send you to ATP.fm/store because that is the URL that we control. And yes,

1:46:24Yes, it leads you to Cotton Bureau with various URLs,

1:46:28but at various times it has led you to other places.

1:46:30We want to send you to the place that we control,

1:46:32so that if you hear something that says ATP.fm store,

1:46:37five years in the past or five years in the future,

1:46:40that page will still exist.

1:46:41And we know that because we control it.

1:46:43And whether we're hosted on Squarespace or Linode

1:46:45or Marco's water closet, wherever we're hosted,

1:46:50we control that URL.

1:46:51That's-- this is the ideal.

1:46:53The web happened to get out the door before corporations could totally destroy it.

1:46:57And yes, it is tricky or whatever, but this is why we wish everything was.

1:47:01We wish that our names on social were our names at a domain that we control, but that

1:47:05is unfortunately, it is not reasonable to expect as much as nerds would like every person

1:47:11in the world to have their own domain name.

1:47:13The namespace contention alone would be horrendous, right?

1:47:16So we recognize this is not, you know, it's a little bit of a fantasy to say that every

1:47:21Every person in the world is going to have their own domain name, although with IPv6

1:47:24they can have their own IP address, but that's a different story.

1:47:27But for the people listening to this show, you're not every person in the world, unfortunately

1:47:30for us.

1:47:31You are a very, very, very tiny subset.

1:47:33And for the people listening to this show, I definitely recommend getting your own domain

1:47:37and using it and making a bunch of static URLs that never change and putting stuff on

1:47:42them.

1:47:43And if you post it once every five years, that's fine.

1:47:44If the only thing on it is a link to your resume, that's fine.

1:47:46Whatever you want to do.

1:47:47The point is that you control it.

1:47:48Once you have that, no one can take it away from you except probably the government, and

1:47:52hopefully we'll stop that from happening.

1:47:54Alright, Jeremy Nash writes, "I've recently learned about Bitrot and I am going down a

1:47:58rabbit hole convinced all my data will be corrupted one day.

1:48:01Do you guys worry about this on your Synologies?

1:48:03Is ZFS or TrueNAS the only answer?

1:48:05And related, if your Synologies died today, would you immediately replace them or would

1:48:08you look at a do-it-yourself solution like Unrate or TrueNAS?"

1:48:11I'll start here.

1:48:13I am actually looking at, I feel like we just talked about this, maybe we didn't, but I

1:48:16I am looking to replace my sonology probably in the first half of this coming year, not

1:48:20because there's anything wrong with it, but because it's 10 years old and I think it's

1:48:23starting to feel its age and it's time to maybe get something new.

1:48:28But I freaking love this thing.

1:48:29I adore my sonology.

1:48:31I totally understand that if you're patient enough and enjoy fiddling enough, that unraided

1:48:37true NAS may be interesting to you, but it is not to me.

1:48:40With regard to bit rot, it's something I try not to think about because I don't want to

1:48:45think about it. But one of the things that I want to do on a new Synology, which I don't

1:48:48think my current one supports, is I want to move to some file system, I believe, Butter,

1:48:54BTR, whatever it is. I'll talk to Jon about it when the time comes. But I would like to

1:48:57move to some file system that prevents this. Maybe it's, maybe Butter isn't the one I'm

1:49:01thinking of, but one of the ones that at least does a passable amount of effort to try to

1:49:06prevent bit rot. But yeah, it's a fact of life unless you're actively avoiding it. And

1:49:12I'm not actively avoiding it yet, but I hope to be soon.

1:49:15Let's start with Jon this time.

1:49:16- Yeah, so congratulations for learning about bit rot.

1:49:20Yes, all your rots, all your bits will be corrupted someday

1:49:23on an infinite timeline.

1:49:25And the defense against that are these systems that,

1:49:28well, there's two defense of this.

1:49:29One is you want to detect when this happens.

1:49:32Because if you don't detect when this happens,

1:49:33all you do is you'll propagate your corrupted data

1:49:35to all your backups, right?

1:49:36So there's lots of different file systems

1:49:37and storage systems that do this.

1:49:40There's two parts to that.

1:49:41One is detecting whether it happened, in which case you have to have some kind of like checksum

1:49:45to say, "Hey, we wrote bits like this.

1:49:47Are they still like that?"

1:49:49You need to be able to answer that question.

1:49:51Second is, when you get the answer, it says, "No, actually, when we wrote these, they look

1:49:54like this, but now they look like that."

1:49:58They might just know, "This is not what we wrote.

1:50:00Ten years ago, we wrote some data here, and now the checksum doesn't match.

1:50:02This is bad."

1:50:04What do you do about that?

1:50:05Well, what you want is to be notified, at the very least, for your device to say, "Hey,

1:50:11file is corrupt. That doesn't help you if you don't have a way to fix that corruption.

1:50:16One way you can fix it, if you're lucky, is "okay, well I have a backup of that file,

1:50:21and I got notified promptly that the file was corrupt, so that means that my backup

1:50:25isn't corrupt, because it just turned corrupt, and I backed up, you know, I have like 30

1:50:29days worth of backups, so I can pull that file from 30 days ago and restore it, and

1:50:34now it's not corrupt anymore." That relies on timely notification and timely action and

1:50:38frequent backups. The other way you can do that is the file system itself can store enough

1:50:43redundant information such that when it finds something is corrupt, it can just fix it itself

1:50:48if it has a good copy of that data somewhere. But of course that eats your storage space,

1:50:52because now you're not just storing all your data once, you're storing it 1.2 times, 1.5

1:50:56times depending on how many errors you want to be able to recover from. If you want to

1:51:00store your data twice, three times, five times like AWS does and S3 or whatever, the more

1:51:04copies of your data you store, the more likely you will be able to repair it when the computer

1:51:10detects that it's bad.

1:51:12So again, two parts.

1:51:13Detect when it's bad, be able to fix it.

1:51:15And those are two different things.

1:51:17Just because you use a file system that has checksums, you're like, "I'm protected!"

1:51:20All it's going to do is tell you when you're screwed immediately.

1:51:22"Oh, I found your files corrupt and you don't have any other copies of it.

1:51:25Haha, that doesn't help you."

1:51:27You have to have a good copy of the data somewhere.

1:51:31So ZFS and BTRFS and a bunch of other things can let you sort of choose how much storage

1:51:36space do you want me to burn saving redundant data such that you can repair small errors,

1:51:42bigger errors or whatever.

1:51:43Really if you want to be the best protected you should use a file system that does that,

1:51:47store some amount of redundant data and also have backups with not just one backup, not

1:51:52like you overwrite the backup of the new one every time, you want to have multiple versions

1:51:56of backups.

1:51:57Like even Backblaze has this now where you can save different versions for 30 days or

1:52:00or whatever, so you have seven different versions

1:52:02of this file, not just one.

1:52:03And then pay attention when it tells you

1:52:05that something is corrupt, right?

1:52:07This is a high bar, kind of like hosting,

1:52:09oh, I don't wanna have to think about all this stuff,

1:52:11whatever, but if you're looking into TrueNAS and stuff,

1:52:14it seems like you're on board to dive into this,

1:52:16so that's what you need.

1:52:17Detect the errors and be able to fix them.

1:52:19As for me, if my Synology died today,

1:52:21I would immediately replace it with a Synology.

1:52:23I love it, it's been one of the best technology products

1:52:25I've had in my entire life.

1:52:28I actually, I don't wanna replace it

1:52:30'cause it just works and it's fine,

1:52:33but I also frequently go to the Synology site,

1:52:35but I had to replace it.

1:52:36- Yep, yep, yep. - What kind of cool

1:52:37Synology would I get?

1:52:38'Cause I love it, it's like, it's my favorite thing.

1:52:40It's in the basement, it's out of sight, it's out of mind,

1:52:42it does everything that I want it to do.

1:52:44It is almost 10 years old, it is old and creaky,

1:52:47it will soon be very, exactly 10 years old

1:52:50'cause we got them in 2013, right?

1:52:52- Yeah, in April, I believe.

1:52:53- Yeah, so in April, this will be the thing

1:52:54that'll be 10 years old, I hope it doesn't take that.

1:52:56I don't wanna replace it 'cause it would be expensive

1:52:58to replace, but I kind of look forward to replacing it

1:53:00'cause I wanna shop for a new Synology.

1:53:02So that's an endorsement of that brand.

1:53:04- All right, Edwin Guggenbichler writes,

1:53:07"Do you use native mouse acceleration?"

1:53:10And then somebody, I don't know if that was Edwin

1:53:12or somebody else, put in a link to SteerMouse.

1:53:15I don't even know what this is about, so John, fill in.

1:53:17- All right, so Casey, you probably remember

1:53:19when you switched from Windows to Mac,

1:53:22the way the mouse accelerates is different

1:53:24between those two systems.

1:53:25- Oh God, it was so long ago.

1:53:26I'm sure you're right, but I have zero recollection of it.

1:53:29- Well, you've certainly noticed if you go back.

1:53:31(laughs)

1:53:32- That's fair, that's fair.

1:53:33- And if you happen to use PCs and Macs to get,

1:53:37on a regular basis, if you happen to use both,

1:53:40you will probably notice, especially if you use mice

1:53:42on both, it's a little bit harder to notice

1:53:43with trackpad on the Mac or whatever,

1:53:45but if you use mice on both, you will definitely notice,

1:53:48oh, it doesn't move right on one or the other.

1:53:52So basically, yeah, the mouse acceleration

1:53:54works totally differently on Macs than it does on Windows.

1:53:58So to answer Edwin's question,

1:53:59do I use native Mac acceleration?

1:54:01Yes, because I'm mostly on Mac

1:54:06and with the exception of playing my weird Sim Tower game,

1:54:09I'm mostly on Mac most of the time

1:54:12and games are the only thing I use Windows for

1:54:15and games I feel like you kind of get used to whatever,

1:54:18however the mouse behaves in the game anyway

1:54:21and it's always different from how it behaves on a desktop,

1:54:23so it kind of doesn't matter.

1:54:24So is there a setting for this?

1:54:26I still feel ignorant.

1:54:28- So the reason why the Steer Mouse link is here,

1:54:29I assume John put it there,

1:54:31is that Steer Mouse is a utility

1:54:33that I believe allows you to change

1:54:35the mouse acceleration curve on Macs

1:54:38to possibly better match what Windows PCs do.

1:54:41- That's not what it's,

1:54:43it's not supposed to match Windows PCs.

1:54:44So yeah, when we talk about acceleration curve,

1:54:46it's basically saying, when you move the mouse,

1:54:48there's multiple pieces of information coming in.

1:54:51There's how far you moved it,

1:54:52which direction and over what period of time, right?

1:54:55And those are all factors in how the cursor moves.

1:54:58The new position of the cursor is a factor of all of that.

1:55:00It's not just how far you move the mouse, and it's not just how fast you move it, and

1:55:03it's not just the direction, it's all those things combined.

1:55:06And the equation that takes those inputs and translates them to the new position of the

1:55:12cursor is called like, they call it the mouse acceleration curve, right?

1:55:15And there's lots of different kind of, you know, if you could graph like, here's the

1:55:18three inputs, here's the output, you can graph that, and it's probably more than three inputs.

1:55:22But anyway, there's lots of different ways you can do that.

1:55:26I'm very sensitive to mouse acceleration, especially since I was basically born on the

1:55:30Mac and used to the Mac's mouse acceleration, which was just phenomenally better than mouse

1:55:36acceleration on other platforms from day one.

1:55:38If you use a mouse on the Apple IIGS and use it on the Mac, it did not feel the same.

1:55:42Like even from the same company, it was not the same at all.

1:55:45I was so sensitive to it, I remember when I got my SE30, there was some kind of bug.

1:55:51I don't know if it was a bug in the OS, a bug in Mac Paint.

1:55:54I think it was probably a bug in the OS that would cause the mouse cursor to jump in a

1:56:00little L-shaped right angle thing, where instead of going from one point to another point that's

1:56:04on an angle from it, it would go up and then over to the right.

1:56:08Like up three pixels and to the right three pixels, instead of going like the hypotenuse,

1:56:13right?

1:56:14And that would manifest if you tried to draw with the mouse in Mac Paint.

1:56:17You would see these little stair steps, and not just stair steps from pixels, but stair

1:56:20intercepts like three pixels high, three pixels right.

1:56:23And it's like, no, I wanted you to do five pixels

1:56:25on an angle on the hypotenuse.

1:56:27I actually brought it to the,

1:56:28that was such a complaining kid,

1:56:30brought it to the authorized Apple dealer.

1:56:32- You? - Some things never change.

1:56:34- Because I got a new computer,

1:56:35this is my new fancy computer,

1:56:37and the mouse doesn't work right.

1:56:38Like I can't draw on Mac Paint.

1:56:39I brought it to, we brought it to the authorized Apple dealer

1:56:42'cause there was no Apple stores in those days,

1:56:43and said, hey, we just got this new computer

1:56:45and the mouse don't work right.

1:56:46And then I showed them and they're like,

1:56:48how much you talking about, kid, go away.

1:56:49Like they just, I mean, there's nothing they could do about it.

1:56:51I don't know if it ever got fixed or if it was just like,

1:56:53I got a new computer after that.

1:56:54But anyway, I'm very sensitive to the mouse curve.

1:56:57The reason I use SteerMouse, which is what I put link in here, is--

1:57:00and this is sometimes the case for people--

1:57:03when you go to the system settings or whatever

1:57:07and see the little slider for mouse acceleration--

1:57:09what is it called now?

1:57:10It's like--

1:57:11Pointer speed or something?

1:57:13Yeah, mouse.

1:57:14Tracking speed.

1:57:16Yeah, it's a slider.

1:57:17And it goes from slow in the left end to fast at the right.

1:57:19Those are literally the labels.

1:57:20There are no labels in synthetic marks.

1:57:21The left edge is labeled slow, and the right edge

1:57:23is labeled fast.

1:57:24And that's basically saying, do you

1:57:26want the mouse cursor to move a lot when

1:57:28you move the mouse a little?

1:57:29Or do you want it to move a little when

1:57:31you move the mouse a little, right?

1:57:33And there's a setting for this under the covers.

1:57:36I think it's just a floating point value or something.

1:57:38Just a single floating point value, which obviously,

1:57:40given what I said about the inputs,

1:57:42it's more complicated than that.

1:57:43But the OS gives you this one setting, slow and fast.

1:57:47If, like me, you have a very large monitor,

1:57:49even the fastest setting might feel too slow.

1:57:52Like it might feel like it takes,

1:57:54you have to like move the mouse, then pick it up

1:57:56and move it back to the middle and move it again

1:57:58just to get from one side of the other thing to the other.

1:57:59Or you have to move the mouse unreasonably fast

1:58:01and it doesn't feel accurate to do it or whatever.

1:58:04So if you're on the highest setting

1:58:06and it still doesn't feel fast enough,

1:58:08one thing you can do is just like default to right

1:58:10whatever that thing is,

1:58:11and set the value of that thing to a higher value

1:58:15than the slider lets you go.

1:58:16I don't know what the values are,

1:58:17but let's pretend the left side of the thing is like zero

1:58:19and the right side is 1.0.

1:58:21You can from the command line set it to 1.5, 2.0, 2.5,

1:58:25like basically set values that are not

1:58:27settable with the GUI.

1:58:28So that's one way to influence the mouse tracking.

1:58:33On my big monitors, I have found that no matter

1:58:35what value I put into the one value that Apple lets you pick,

1:58:38the mouse doesn't feel right to me.

1:58:40It feels slow, but also inaccurate.

1:58:43So for a while, I've used a third-party utility,

1:58:45a steer mouse, that lets you more concisely tweak

1:58:50the acceleration curves for individual input devices.

1:58:54This is another factor that's not, I didn't mention.

1:58:56The actual mouse influences this as well.

1:58:59If I'm using my Microsoft mouse connected through USB

1:59:02versus using an Apple mouse connected through USB,

1:59:05they behave wildly differently.

1:59:06This may seem strange to you, but they absolutely do.

1:59:09different mice will behave differently

1:59:11with the same tracking setting.

1:59:13So to make this Microsoft mouse not drive me insane,

1:59:17I needed to be able to tweak the acceleration curves

1:59:21in a more accurate way.

1:59:24And so SteerMouse gives you two numbers

1:59:26that lets you type in the values.

1:59:28I don't know what these numbers mean.

1:59:29They call them acceleration and sensitivity.

1:59:31Who knows what they're doing under the covers?

1:59:32But the point is I can fiddle with these sliders

1:59:35and type in exact values and save my settings

1:59:37and associate them with this specific input device.

1:59:39So if I plug in an Apple mouse,

1:59:41it will feel Apple mouse normal,

1:59:43and I can make this Microsoft mouse feel the way I want.

1:59:45So do I use native mouse acceleration?

1:59:47No, I don't, not with my Microsoft mouse.

1:59:50If I had an Apple mouse,

1:59:51I think I probably would use the native one

1:59:52because the Apple mice,

1:59:54when you crank up the built-in setting,

1:59:57still feel right to me.

1:59:59But when I went on the big mouse journey

2:00:01buying all these different mice,

2:00:02I was amazed at how different they feel.

2:00:04Logitech mouse, a Logitech gaming mouse

2:00:06feels different from a Logitech regular mouse,

2:00:07feels different from a Microsoft mouse,

2:00:09feels different from an Apple mouse.

2:00:10That's why it's great to have third-party utilities

2:00:12that let you tweak this.

2:00:13And again, associate that tweak specifically with the device.

2:00:16So once you get every device set up the way you want,

2:00:19you can even have different curves

2:00:20for Bluetooth versus USB connection of the same mouse.

2:00:22Then it just remembers them,

2:00:23and when you plug in the device, it feels normal.

2:00:26One of the fun things StairMouse has

2:00:28is like a social networking aspect

2:00:30where you can see other people's popular saved settings

2:00:34for your mouse.

2:00:35- Are there achievements that like,

2:00:37oh, you've moused 100 miles?

2:00:39- There should be, but no, I think it's just like,

2:00:42save settings for your mouse,

2:00:43'cause you feel like, I don't know

2:00:44what to set these numbers to.

2:00:45Every time of these sliders around, it still feels weird.

2:00:47Can I find a setting that lots of other people use

2:00:50for this mouse, and you can just use

2:00:52one of the save settings.

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2:02:10Did anybody watch any Christmas movies?

2:02:12Even Marco when he thought his Christmas was going to be a normal time?

2:02:15Did any of you watch a movie that you always watched during Christmas?

2:02:18Oh yes, absolutely.

2:02:19You have to watch several movies.

2:02:21There's a litany of movies that you are compelled to watch, Jon.

2:02:24You have to watch...

2:02:25Every year though?

2:02:26- Yeah. - Like as a tradition?

2:02:27How much room is there for multiple?

2:02:29I feel like maybe you can have one or two movies,

2:02:31but you can't have like 17 movies

2:02:32you have to watch on Christmas.

2:02:33- Oh, you absolutely can.

2:02:35Christmas for most of us is the 25th, man.

2:02:37You got plenty of time.

2:02:38I think you were intending to mean on the day of,

2:02:41and that's a different conversation, but--

2:02:42- No, no, not on the day of.

2:02:43Just sort of like I always have to watch these

2:02:45in the Christmas season.

2:02:47What is your list of terrible '90s movies

2:02:49that you like to watch? - Well, since we haven't

2:02:50actually gotten to like the rest of the family

2:02:52where we would normally watch like Christmas Vacation,

2:02:56We've only watched kind of second-tier movies. And in fact, we've actually watched no joke

2:03:02Only bad sequels to second-tier movies so far. So the Christmas movies we've seen so far this year are

2:03:07Diehard 2 and Home Alone 2.

2:03:10Diehard 2 is not that bad. It's not as good as the first but it's not that bad.

2:03:14It's not as bad as Home Alone 2. I'll give you that but but neither are good. I would say.

2:03:19No, I mean for us that you know the Christmas season in terms of movies starts really anytime after Thanksgiving

2:03:26at the very latest on December 1st.

2:03:28And for us, we have to watch Elf.

2:03:32I've always enjoyed Elf,

2:03:33and it is becoming possibly my favorite Christmas movie

2:03:36over time.

2:03:37Aaron is a big fan of Love Actually.

2:03:39I know that's very polarizing.

2:03:40I never had seen or even heard of Love Actually

2:03:43before we had met.

2:03:44And I actually have come to really, really like Love Actually

2:03:46as well.

2:03:47This is where John rolls his eyes and tells me

2:03:48the litany of ways in which it's wrong or bad or what have you.

2:03:51- I was rolling my eyes at Elf, but go on.

2:03:52- Yeah, me too. - Oh, fair enough.

2:03:54Oh, how can you not like Elf?

2:03:55- Oh God, you monsters.

2:03:56- I don't dislike it, but it is not,

2:03:58like, here's the thing with classic Christmas things,

2:04:01it's whatever you get used to at a certain point,

2:04:03it has really no connection to quality.

2:04:04We all just have to admit that.

2:04:05Like, it's like, the things, the Christmas movies

2:04:08that we like is unrelated to the quality of those things.

2:04:12- Well, with that in mind, for me,

2:04:14the thing that imprinted on me when I was a wee lad,

2:04:17you know, many, many moons ago, was Claymation Christmas.

2:04:19- Oh yeah.

2:04:20- Which almost nobody has heard of,

2:04:21but Marco is the prime age,

2:04:23it's because we're basically the same age,

2:04:25the Prime Age to have heard of Claymation Christmas. It is not the Christmas season

2:04:29if you have not watched Claymation Christmas at least once, preferably thrice to ten times.

2:04:34So that is definitely on the list. I'm trying to think of what else. I just watched for

2:04:38the very first time, I watched Christmas Vacation. I'd never seen it. Which is funny because

2:04:43my parents' license plate growing up was Griswold. But I'd never seen it and I went into it expecting

2:04:49it to be garbage, kind of like a Christmas story. And I actually thought it was pretty

2:04:54good. It, you know, there are some, some jokes that didn't age well, but for the most part,

2:04:58yeah, when you come to something that's 30 years old, 40 years old, whatever it is today,

2:05:02usually it's bad. It's real bad. And I actually enjoyed Kristen's Vacation. It was pretty good.

2:05:09Yeah. I'm actually kind of surprised that like, that like as a newcomer to it in 2022,

2:05:14I'm surprised that you would have liked it honestly, because yeah, you're right. Like most

2:05:18like 80s and 90s movies are really do not hold up well to modernize especially

2:05:25comedies especially Chevy Chase movie like oh god there's so much like the you

2:05:31know odds are poor that that anything you see from that time period is going

2:05:35to hold up today and and even that you even be able to get through it let alone

2:05:39think it's funny and not be horribly offended by it and but yeah it actually

2:05:43as that goes, you know, again, the bar is low, but as that goes, it's good.

2:05:51It's all relative. So, John, what are your John

2:05:55Syracuse approved movies? And is there, are there any? Is there at least one?

2:05:59I don't, I used to watch things like every year just because they were on,

2:06:04like the Rudolph thing, because that's how old I am, right? Right, but that was just on TV and

2:06:07I'd watch it every year, but as I got older, and surprise, surprise to everyone, like, the,

2:06:12When things were of bad quality, but they were still like,

2:06:15oh, you watch us every year,

2:06:17the bad quality eventually went out.

2:06:19Then I stopped watching things that I don't like.

2:06:21It's like, yes, it is traditional, I watch us all the time,

2:06:23but it's not like the Rudolph thing,

2:06:25it's for kids, I'm not interested in it.

2:06:27I don't feel compelled to watch the Rankin/Bass Rudolph thing

2:06:30every year because it's not something that I enjoy,

2:06:33so I haven't seen that in ages.

2:06:36It's true of most things.

2:06:37I remember watching "Christmas Vacation"

2:06:38when it first came out and enjoying it when I was,

2:06:40however old it was when that happened,

2:06:42teenager or something but I don't think it would hold up on repeat viewing and

2:06:46so I don't watch it even though it's like oh as traditional I've seen it all

2:06:49the time like it's part of my Christmas memories it is but it's not a movie that

2:06:52I enjoy so I don't watch it the one thing that I would probably be willing

2:06:56to watch again is a Christmas story which I think is actually good but I

2:07:03know people are bored by it may require I think it is a well-executed version of

2:07:08what it is but it is a nostalgia trip for people of a certain age it is a

2:07:11nostalgic for a time that is before my time, but it is my parents time so I can

2:07:16I can relate to it and kind of the same way I can relate to Goodfellas. I wasn't

2:07:20a mobster in the 70s, but some of my relatives probably were.

2:07:23So when I look at Goodfellas I see people who I remember from my childhood

2:07:30like my uncle was like that, my cousin was like that, like I can connect to it

2:07:34in that way. So in the same way Christmas Story connects with me because

2:07:37because it is a fantasy nostalgia version of a world I never experienced and probably never really existed

2:07:44but that I feel like I have a connection to.

2:07:46And I think it's actually kind of funny and a fun movie.

2:07:48But I understand it's kind of like the same way that I'm never going to like Elf the way that 90s kids like it.

2:07:52I thought Elf was fine, but it doesn't have that connection to me.

2:07:55So if I had, if it was forced at gunpoint, it says, "You must watch a movie every Christmas from now on as a Christmas tradition."

2:08:02A) I wouldn't like it because that's not how I roll.

2:08:04B) If I had to pick out a Christmas story.

2:08:06Oh, I mean, obviously whatever makes you happy makes you happy, but for me, I came to Christmas

2:08:10Story just like five-ish years ago, and I did not care for it at all.

2:08:14There's no Claymation Christmas, right, Casey?

2:08:16No, it is not a Claymation Christmas!

2:08:18It's so much better!

2:08:20Frankly, that'd be my one!

2:08:21If I had to pick one, it'd be Claymation Christmas.

2:08:23Oh, amen, brother.

2:08:24I am right there with you.

2:08:25Oh my goodness, no, you are doing it through rose-colored glasses.

2:08:29Oh, 100%!

2:08:30Also, honorable mention for the Garfield Christmas as well.

2:08:33I don't think I've ever seen that one.

2:08:35- Claymation Christmas, I absolutely will concede

2:08:39that it is probably garbage if you look at it

2:08:42with any sort of reasonable point of view,

2:08:45but as someone who is of the correct age, like Marco,

2:08:48who is of the correct age for Claymation Christmas,

2:08:50if I had to choose just one, it's that one,

2:08:52but if I got two, I think Elf would be my second.

2:08:55I really freaking love Elf.

2:08:56That being said, Aaron and I watched Die Hard last night,

2:08:58because that's what you do.

2:08:59- Yeah, I mean, Die Hard is more of a recent

2:09:01internet phenomenon, people like getting it,

2:09:02what was it, like a decade ago,

2:09:03like, oh, Die Hard's a Christmas movie, right?

2:09:05I love Die Hard and I'll watch it anytime.

2:09:07It's a fun movie, but it's not something

2:09:08I ever watched at Christmas.

2:09:09I never went in on that fad.

2:09:11I guess the one Christmas tradition thing that I do have

2:09:13that I actually do do every Christmas season

2:09:16is not a movie, but music.

2:09:18When I was a kid, we had a record, Casey,

2:09:21the Muppets and John Denver Christmas album.

2:09:24- What?

2:09:26- We were a big John Denver family.

2:09:27We had John Denver records, and I loved the Muppet Show

2:09:30when I was a kid, watched every single night

2:09:32or whatever time I was on, 7.30 or whatever.

2:09:34love the Muppet show, I love the Muppets,

2:09:35I love the Muppet movie, I'm of that age.

2:09:38And because we had that Christmas records

2:09:40of the Muppets singing Christmas carols with John Denver,

2:09:43we heard it all the time during my childhood.

2:09:45And for whatever reason, unlike, well, here,

2:09:48unlike the movies, which are crap movies

2:09:49and I stop watching, if this is crap music, I can't tell.

2:09:53Because I still enjoy listening to the Muppets

2:09:56and John Denver sing Christmas carols.

2:09:58So when we put on Christmas music,

2:09:59when we're decorating the tree,

2:10:00and it's my random playlist of holiday music,

2:10:03A huge swath of that is John Denver and the Muppets.

2:10:06I love that album.

2:10:07It reminds me of my childhood.

2:10:09And I think they do a good job.

2:10:10I mean, they're singing Christmas carols.

2:10:11It's like, you know, it's not,

2:10:13it's "Rear Out the Red News," "Reindeer," "Silent Night,"

2:10:15like it's Christmas songs,

2:10:17sung by the Muppets and John Denver.

2:10:19And I still give that a thumbs up.

2:10:21I think some of the songs are funny and good for kids.

2:10:23And, you know, especially if you're a kid

2:10:24and you like Muppets,

2:10:25but some of them are just good renditions of a song.

2:10:27I guess it helps if you like John Denver, which I do.

2:10:30So yeah, that's the one thing I actually still do every year

2:10:33not a single Christmas has gone by where I have not listened to John didn't run them

2:10:36up at St. Christmas Carols at some point.

2:10:38This is from a TV special apparently? I've never heard of this, I'm digging on Wikipedia

2:10:41now, but apparently it's a soundtrack album from a special?

2:10:44I think it was on TV, but I have the record and now I have it in MP3s.

2:10:50Also on the list, it will surprise nobody that I'm a bit of a pack rat about certain

2:10:53things, and I really enjoy the Pentatonix Christmas specials from the years and the

2:10:58Disney Christmas specials through the years, and I'll put those on as like background noise

2:11:01and whatnot. All of these of course are living in Plex as they are wont to do. But no, I

2:11:07freaking love Claymation Christmas and Elf, again I think I'm of the right age, that Elf

2:11:11just absolutely clicked for me. Even though it came out when Marco and I were like almost

2:11:15graduated from college if I remember right, I think it was like 2003 or thereabouts.

2:11:18Yeah, we were a bit old for it. I think if I liked Will Ferrell I would like it, but

2:11:22I don't so I don't.

2:11:24Oh, see, I love Will Ferrell so I'm all in. But no, I don't have any real problems with

2:11:31with any of these, not that it really matters, you do you,

2:11:33but I don't know, Christmas Story just never clicked for me.

2:11:35I've never seen It's a Wonderful Life,

2:11:37so I don't know if that's good or bad or whatever.

2:11:40Obviously, The Grinch, I'm okay with the Jim Carrey version,

2:11:43the original version I love.

2:11:45One of you, I think John had mentioned Rudolph,

2:11:48and all the Rankin/Bass stuff, and Frosty,

2:11:50that always happens, but no,

2:11:52Elf and Claymation are my two winners.

2:11:55- Now, speaking of owning your place on the web

2:11:57and having permanent links to live on,

2:11:58this is a difficult problem,

2:12:00I just put a link in the show notes.

2:12:02I said, I want a link in the show notes to the John Dutton

2:12:04and Ryn Muppet albums that I was thinking of.

2:12:06Someone in the chat room put an Apple Music link,

2:12:07but then you're like, oh, but what if people

2:12:09don't use Apple Music?

2:12:09Should I have a Spotify link?

2:12:11Maybe it's on YouTube, blah, blah, blah.

2:12:12So there's these services that have grown up

2:12:15over the past few years that try to provide

2:12:19a canonical link to a song and say,

2:12:21hey, if that song is available in Apple Music,

2:12:23here's how you get to it.

2:12:23If it's a song on Spotify, here's how you get to it there,

2:12:25and so on and so forth.

2:12:26But of course, those services themselves

2:12:28are just another thing that might disappear.

2:12:30So album.link is the song.link.

2:12:35- Oh, see, I use songwhip, but it's the same idea.

2:12:38- Right, but that's the problem.

2:12:39None of those things are any more permanent

2:12:41than the individual services.

2:12:42So I'm gonna put an album.link thing in the show notes,

2:12:44but five years from now, when album.link is a spam site

2:12:47that tries to give you a virus, I feel bad,

2:12:49but there just isn't a canonical place for this.

2:12:52You can't rely on the record label to have a canonical link

2:12:54'cause they change the URLs every day

2:12:55and they probably don't have it up anymore.

2:12:56So we're gonna put an album.link here,

2:12:58This just shows the problem of like if if the people who own this media really cared about it

2:13:03They would provide canonical links for all the media in their catalog that then sublinked out to its availability on services

2:13:10But that's a lot of work and they just seem like they're not going to ever do that. So we're stuck with these things

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