ATP
Episodes
717 of 717 transcribed.
- 716: Take the Null
- 715: Diner Lobster
- 714: Get the Bigger Pizza
- 713: I Have Medium Hopes
- 712: Mildly Technologically Traumatized
- 711: Hot Dog on an Actuator
- 710: That New Mouse Pad Feeling
- 709: Steel-Cable Insurance
- 708: Primary, Tertiary, and Third Cousin
- 707: Haunting the Campus Like a Ghost
- 706: No One Is Getting a Good Deal Tonight
- 705: Relentless in a Gentle Way
- 704: Past the Ternus Horizon
- 703: Part of a Healthy Breakfast
- 702: Isolate the Evil
- 701: I Improved My Town
- 700: A Wet Dishrag Full of Lies
- 699: Not the Correct Squircle
- 698: And Do What?
- 697: The Chart Is Terrifying
- 696: It Seems Petty, But I Endorse It
- 695: The Crystal Pepsi of Aqua
- 694: Potential and Homework
- 693: Negative Bonus Points
- 692: A Thinking Hitch
- 691: A Menlo Phase
- 690: Turn Left at the Next Tree
- 689: The Positive Effect of Enthusiasm
- 688: A Company Man
- 687: You Can Bend This Line
- 686: Write Two Letters
- 685: The Ability to Be Hotter
- 684: It’s Not What Young People Do
- 683: I Didn’t Want to Melt My Rug
- 682: Medium Core
- 681: The Price of Your Nightmares
- 680: A Lot of Holes in That Cheese
- 679: An Adversarial Relationship With Myself
- 678: Mentoring a Box of Numbers
- 677: I Accept the Battery Cost
- 676: A Sternly Worded Instruction
- 675: Open, Retrieve, Expand, Load
- 674: A Reliable, Boring Partner
- 673: Six Impossible Things
- 672: Wi Hyphen Fi
- 671: Even Apple Can’t Beat the Sun
- 670: Institutionally Inescapable
- 669: Ternus, Take the Wheel
- 668: So Happy for All Parties Involved
- 667: Wisdom and Treachery
- 666: We Have Nothing That Hot
- 665: My Basement Is Beautiful
- 664: Humanity Gets in the Way
- 663: Defending the Honor of The Cheesecake Factory
- 662: Just Break the Law
- 661: Intimate and Regimented
- 660: It’s All Chicken Salad
- 659: Lose the Ear Lottery
- 658: Your First Mistake Phone
- 657: Ears Are Weird
- 656: A Long T-Shirt
- 655: Shorts-Compatible Body Type
- 654: Athletically Engaged
- 653: Warning Stories
- 652: You Have 24 Hours to Comply
- 651: Your Judgement About Pockets
- 650: Whatever It Takes to Get the Laundry Folded
- 649: Prove It With Cameras
- 648: Part of the Movement
- 647: You Get One Exclamation Point
- 646: On the Shelf With the Pickles
- 645: More Frosting
- 644: You Have to Invert
- 643: You Go to Squircle Jail
- 642: A Rebuilding Year
- 641: We're Saving That for the Egg
- 640: Put It in a Potato
- 639: Crimp the World
- 638: Hop, Hop, Hop
- 637: Rotate Those Tennis Balls
- 636: Nose-Biting Territory
- 635: An Effective Operator
- 634: We Don’t Have Enough Bees
- 633: Moonshoot
- 632: The Uncertainty Is Gone
- 631: The Colors Are the Pepperoni
- 630: Time to Spiral
- 629: An Upsetting and Confusing Time to Be Me
- 628: There’s a Certain Smell
- 627: Dragged Across the Line
- 626: No Longer ery Good
- 625: Time and Smoke
- 624: Do Less Math in Computers
- 623: It’s About Human Connection
- 622: Duplicate Garbage Generation Process
- 621: I'll Meet You Any Time You Want
- 620: Mostly Cookies
- 619: Master Plan to Take Over the World
- 618: Type System Says No
- 617: An Incredibly Dangerous App
- 616: I Have No Grippers
- 615: A Mildly Brisk Walk
- 614: Don't Puke for the Show
- 613: Dress for the Chip You Want
- 612: Screen on Face
- 611: RAM Christmas
- 610: More Values in the Darkness
- 609: You're the Oreo Cookie
- 608: Boot to Toot
- 607: The Structure and Vibe of a Podcast
- 606: A Decade of Half-Presses
- 605: Manage the Moisture Situation
- 604: Minimized Embiggening
- 603: Too Smart to Move
- 602: A Glimpse of a Better World
- 601: Foreheads Over the Years
- 600: Everyone Ends Up at Crab
- 599: Where Did Salad Go?
- 598: Three-Burner Stove
- 597: Apple Watch Shuffle
- 596: A New Foundation for Progress
- 595: The Best Secret Store
- 594: We Just Found It on the Doorstep
- 593: Not a European Lawyer
- 592: I Think He Won the Game
- 591: That's Why I Like Computers
- ATP Interview: Holly Borla & Ben Cohen
- 590: Buy Your Car an iPhone
- 589: The Correct Amount of Rocks
- 588: Sync Up Your Cycle
- 587: No Dots Are Going to Help Me
- 586: Do a Barrel Roll!
- 585: Everyone Heard the Same Nonsense
- 584: Daisy Hates Ticketmaster
- 583: I've Spent a Lot of Time in the Address Bar
- 582: Can't Render, Fog It
- 581: A Different Way to Be Evil
- 580: Socks in the Knob-Hole
- 579: Use Your Words
- 578: Weird Can Be Beautiful
- 577: Colorful Criticism
- 576: Quiet Little Leech
- 575: Walk a Little Faster
- 574: Weird Forking Scenario
- 573: Look at It Harder
- 572: Cryptofarts and Copyright Infringement
- 571: Adding Some Carrot
- 570: The Local Mooching Situation
- 569: Do Grasshoppers Have Tongues?
- 568: The Year of Romance
- 567: macOS Uranus
- 566: Using It Is Wearing It Out
- 565: Trickle-Up Concern
- 564: Always Get the Biggest Pizza
- 563: Drain the Attic
- 562: Do You Have a Dragon?
- 561: Market Your Bug
- 560: They're All Rectangles
- 559: The Tall Lettuce
- 558: Multilevel Pizza Oven
- 557: The Phone-Box Lottery
- 556: Apple Chips Are People
- 555: A Very Eventful Day
- 554: Is This Your Dog?
- 553: Cut the Bridges to the Mainland
- 552: Not a Saturated Year
- 551: Tickle Rock You
- 550: A Wizard With No Choices
- 549: Unauthorized Trash Can
- 548: Starting to Count Chickens
- 547: Own Your Pricing
- 546: Re-Crop With the Wisdom of Age
- 545: My Butler Can’t Use It
- 544: Valid in a Marco Way
- 543: 100 Million Tire-Kickers
- 542: Penguin Camel Monkey Shark
- 541: Make a Little Maze
- 540: The Points Don’t Matter
- 539: The Strap Situation
- 538: We Studied Thousands of Heads
- 537: Worse Than All of Our Toilets
- 536: I Reboot With Reason
- 535: My Computer Supports Math
- 534: On the Cheerleader Bus
- 533: The Beach Is the Beach
- 532: The Meat Part of Multitasking
- 531: Rock It in the Right Direction
- 530: You Are Not Nintendo
- 529: The Cycles of Marco
- 528: My Favorite Slap in the Face
- 527: The True Siri Experience
- 526: Food Comes From Cans
- 525: The Glory Speakers
- 524: The Anti-Fireplace Lobby
- 523: I Can't Give Him the Carrot Fast Enough
- 522: I’ll Just Keep You for Ten Years
- 521: Dance Compatible
- 520: Bananas Ingestion System
- 519: Paint My Wings
- 518: Deconstructed iMac
- 517: A Tesla Full of Kindles
- 516: One of My Fits of Rage
- 515: The Elder Programmer Look
- 514: My Immense Softness
- 513: Scribble on the Shared Placemat
- 512: Owned With a P
- 511: Moving to Antarctica
- 510: It's Occupied by Bears
- 509: Tiny Tyrants
- 508: Later Is Getting Later and Later
- 507: It Sucks, Doesn't It?
- 506: Our Only SEO Is You
- 505: A Mental Laxative
- 504: Too Much Apple in My Apple
- 503: Draw Your Own Slice of Pizza
- 502: Going Retina Again
- 501: Torsional Rigidity Check
- 500: All the Nerds in the Room
- 499: Living Is Pretty Important to Me
- 498: Not MagSafe, but MagSafe
- 497: The Hotness Has to Go Somewhere
- 496: One of My Lesser TiVos
- 495: Five Points for Smell
- 494: Ultra-Wideband Park Bench
- 493: Downstairs Downstairs
- 492: Umbrella Hammer Toadstool
- 491: Salmon and SwiftUI
- 490: Tiny Pictures of Knobs
- 489: Very Inappropriate Thoughts About This Computer
- 488: Pebbles on the Scale
- 487: Mid-Life Rally
- 486: Field Day at Apple Park
- 485: This Is Casey Actual
- 484: Hot-Spare Price is Right
- 483: The Faceless Knob
- 482: I Should Probably Get Reading Glasses
- 481: Accidentally Made It Too Good
- 480: Three Wise Admins
- 479: Never Mind, I'm Out
- 478: No Bum Cores
- 477: In the Metal
- 476: Plausibly Viable
- 475: Shove It Out the Back
- 474: That's Where the Magic Happens
- 473: Fanboats and Coattails
- 472: File a Casey Radar
- 471: My Fiber Situation Is Fine
- 470: Computers Can Do Things
- 469: Tiny Toastie
- 468: You Got Your Non-Money's Worth
- 467: The Strain Provider
- 466: There's Probably a Wizard for It
- 465: Lasers Are Great
- 464: Monks at Drafting Tables
- 463: No Indication of Progress
- 462: Xcode X
- 461: Re-tend That Garden
- 460: Desktop Laptop
- 459: The Bluetooth Adds Warmth
- 458: This Is Not Your First Plane Crash
- 457: The World's Greatest Conference Call
- 456: The Monitor Situation
- 455: Your Yanking Force
- 454: The Notch is Young
- 453: As the Prophecy Foretold
- 452: It's Totally Leashed
- 451: A Series of Terrible Magic Tricks
- 450: Distending My Wardrobe
- 449: An Unclean Mouse
- 448: Next Year, Which Is Now
- 447: Lunchbox on Your Face
- 446: Dead From Fraud
- 445: Best Blender Is a Wasteland
- 444: It Should Definitely Bother Apple
- 443: A Storm of Asterisks
- 442: Bob’s Barbecue
- 441: Meals at Home
- 440: The Reality of Magnets
- 439: Eventually Converge on Correctness
- 438: Some Amount of Futzing
- 437: The Right Side of the Mouse Pad
- 436: Eddy Cue Shows Up at Your Door
- 435: A Strong Number Four
- 434: A Squirmy Soup of Rectangles
- 433: Before We Leave the Dump
- 432: I Shouldn't Need to Wiggle
- 431: City of Chips
- 430: Apple Did Not Eat That Food
- 429: Digital Speedo
- 428: A Series of Rectangles
- 427: The Apology Remote
- 426: Loaded Baked Potato
- 425: Hey Billionaire
- 424: Ethernet Squid
- 423: Fort of HomePods
- 422: Sell a Third Box
- 421: The First Miniboss
- 420: I Have No Urge to Speak
- 419: This Week’s Gasp
- 418: Dangerously Close to Being on a Phone Call
- 417: Sand and Water Interface
- 416: I Will Take Away Those Kudos
- 415: Sent Without Pants
- 414: Promoted Onto the Roof
- 413: Suddenly I'm the Marco
- 412: Love Batteries
- 411: Are My Instructions Not Clear?
- 410: The Comfort Is Killing Me
- 409: Midrange Snob
- 408: Feature Headphones
- 407: It Isn't a Big Grapefruit
- 406: A Bomb on Your Home Screen
- 405: The Benevolence of the Powerful
- 404: With Four Hands Tied Behind Its Back
- 403: A VCR for the Internet
- 402: Flat-Side Promoter
- 401: Sandwich-Closing Force
- 400: Reach Is the Next Frontier
- 399: Off the Pouch Lifestyle
- 398: The State of Your Baby
- 397: We Can't Wait To See What You Do To It
- 396: The World of Moving
- 395: Receive Their Honking
- 394: The Price of an ATP Sticker
- 393: We’re the Bit Company
- 392: Corporate Relationship Counselor
- 391: Worse in Stupid Ways
- 390: I Invented This Anti-Pattern
- 389: One Branch Leads to Yes
- 388: Riding the Autocomplete
- 387: It Might Not Be as Cool as You Think
- 386: No More Holes in My House
- 385: Temporal Smear
- 384: Equal Emphasis
- 383: Demand-Paged Outrage
- 382: Static Ad Removal
- 381: Uncomfortable Truths
- 380: Wires Are Great
- 379: The Everything’s OK Alarm
- 378: Whale Quench
- 377: $10 Worth of Headaches
- 376: Monogamous Gaming Lifestyle
- 375: Wobbly Goblin
- 374: Screwdriver Testing Harness
- 373: This Jerk, Right Here
- 372: Things Are Degraded
- 371: Four-Letter Technologies
- 370: Ghost Finger
- 369: Brown Big Bear
- 368: A Jacket and Some Pins
- 367: Antitrust Relief Valve
- 366: There’s Nothing You Can Fix in a Day
- 365: Day-One Cowboy
- 364: A Casey Settings Screen
- 363: The Floor is Lava
- 362: Xcode in Anger
- 361: A Button in the Thumb Shelf
- 360: Big Hole in the Middle
- 359: I Could Live in There
- 358: Emotional-Support Mac Pro
- 357: A Giant Green Field
- 356: With a Heavy Heart
- 355: The Way Corn Grows
- 354: Casey's Computer Corner
- 353: Modern-Day Dialup
- 352: No One Else Had Calipers
- 351: The Floor Is High
- 350: Wax Buddies
- 349: Formative Tech Dystopia
- 348: Panic Shutdown
- 347: Not Enough Carrot to Take the Stick
- 346: Go Back and Pop Myself
- 345: Unapologetically Digital
- 344: Peace in the Battery Kingdom
- 343: The Stand Is Your Hand
- 342: The Opposite of Con
- 341: John Is My Default
- 340: You Are a Computer Athlete
- 339: Ketchup Momentum
- 338: Double Chunking
- 337: Sea Conditions Are Calm
- 336: Your Face Is Not Your Face
- 335: Withhold the Fun
- 334: Mechanical Disadvantage
- 333: Pesky Human Issues
- 332: Fuzzy Muppet Felt
- 331: The Technical Burden of Users
- 330: A Rotation You Can't Complete
- 329: Mac Pro Day
- 328: The Pixel Stump
- 327: Better Late Than Wrong
- 326: Blow Your Redo Stack
- 325: Relive Your Calculator-Watch Dreams
- 324: Automatic Kicking Machine
- 323: A Slightly Smaller Thumb
- 322: Morale-Sucking Maple Syrup Fires
- 321: Dumbed Down, Locked Down, and Locked Out
- 320: Here Comes the Big But
- 319: We Should Probably Get to the Apple Event
- 318: Not a Casino I Want to Play In
- 317: We’re Customers Too
- 316: MacBook Hierarchy of Needs
- 315: 1.0 Was Just Speed
- 314: Kernel Panic in the Night
- 313: The Residue of Seven People
- 312: Fashion Phase
- 311: Mutually Assured Destruction
- 310: Apple Playstore
- 309: Do Not Expect Five Nines From My Plex
- 308: Left-Handed Streaming Service
- 307: Casey Apple Pencil
- 306: My Watch Has Ended
- 305: An Uneasy Peace
- 304: Island of Shortcuts
- 303: Your Mahogany World
- 302: Paint This Square
- 301: I Cut Them Up in the Air
- 300: First of All, It's Easy
- 299: Headphone Bump
- 298: Protective Sandwich
- 297: It Also Deserves to Die
- 296: Giant Buffers of Floats
- 295: Outlets That Suck
- 294: The Intersection of Liberal Arts and Whatever
- 293: You Know My Pouches
- 292: Start a Rotate Chicken Nuggets Timer
- 291: John's Special Day
- 290: A Weird Sandwich
- 289: Everybody's in the Alliance
- 288: Rich Person's Raspberry Pi
- 287: Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich
- 286: I Respect a Good Crust
- 285: Do Not Drill Holes in This House
- 284: Hotel California Keyboard
- 283: Just Lower Your Standards
- 282: Not Unreliable Enough
- 281: My Private Siri
- 280: Extinction-Level Event
- 279: You’ll Hate What I’m Actually Doing
- 278: Best Worst Influence
- 277: You're Not a Mac App Yet
- 276: Observing a Black Hole
- 275: It's Difficult When You’re a Billionaire
- 274: Not the Teddy Bear's Fault
- 273: Playing You Like a Video Game
- 272: 60% Satisfied
- 271: Voting With Your Virtual Feet
- 270: Three Major Zippers
- 269: Cooled by Jellyfish
- 268: A Tarnished Brass Age
- 267: I Slowly Ate the Crystals
- 266: Text Adventure Mode
- 265: Simon Says Volume Five
- 264: Every Building Has Bugs
- 263: Old Potato
- 262: A Clear Path to Okayness
- 261: Seven-Dollar Plastic Garbage
- 260: The Todoyist Problem
- 259: I Hired Myself
- 258: Non-Beta Data
- 257: Smell the Wind
- 256: A Heroic Threshold for Pain
- 255: The Thermal Paste Lottery
- 254: Hot Box With Knobs
- 253: I Think I Ordered One
- 252: Any Day Could Be Mac Pro Day
- 251: Uninstall Your Water Reminder App!
- 250: We're Doing a Show
- 249: Beehives Full of Bees
- 248: Chili Cookoff
- 247: A Place to Stick Your Gum
- 246: I Just Want My Stories
- 245: Senior-Citizen Advantage
- 244: The Mac Renaissance
- 243: Knew About the Dollar Signs
- 242: These Arms Are Coming Off
- 241: Jazzercise Boot Camp
- 240: Undefined Wait Period
- 239: Set This Money on Fire
- 238: Begging for the Hub
- 237: You Are Not a Datacenter
- 236: Irresponsible Use of Infinite Terabytes
- 235: Notch-Savvy
- 234: Everybody Has Asterisks
- 233: Nobody Cares But Me, But I Do Care
- 232: You've Exceeded Some Limit
- 231: I Am Not a Salad Power User
- 230: Auto, Dynamic, Fresh, Dank
- 229: Just Smush the Screen Somewhere
- 228: I Never Cancel a Drag
- 227: Typing on Pillows
- 226: Smooth Scrolling Is For Suckers
- 225: A Conversation with Siri
- 224: Yearning for Reflection
- 223: Throw the Fork Away
- 222: As Thin as Humans Will Tolerate
- 221: Personal Body Chemistry
- 220: Executive Box Lunch
- 219: Million Dollar Lunch
- 218: MagSafe Cups of Water
- 217: Apology Mac Pro
- 216: Thermal Corner
- 215: Pots Are Made to Be Broken
- 214: Christmas Phone
- 213: Siri in a Can
- 212: Meatspace Windows
- 211: Hardware Mind Virus
- 210: My Stupid Thumb
- 209: Making Sausage-Making Glamorous
- 208: Your Face Is Your Face
- 207: Selling Hot Dogs on a Stick
- 206: All You Need Is Five Nerds
- 205: People Don't Use the Weird Parts
- 204: You’re Only Stable When You’re Dead
- 203: Screaming At Us From The Future
- 202: Something Has Gone Wrong
- 201: Volume Micromanager
- 200: I Had a Dream About the Mac Pro
- 199: 10,000 Hours of Coughing
- 198: Puppy Game Boy
- 197: Life by a Thousand Hugs
- 196: Roasting Your Own Beans
- 195: The Show Must Go On
- 194: Dark Night of the Soul
- 193: The Escape Zone
- 192: Hello Again Again
- 191: The Failure Mode of a Train
- 190: The Girl Who Never Came Over
- 189: The Museum of Pristine Apple Hardware
- 188: $850 Fidget Cube
- 187: Putting Plastic on Your Couches
- 186: Jony Ive Has a Lot of White Pants
- 185: The Delaware of Europe
- 184: Procedural Marriage Mistakes
- 183: I Filed a Radar
- 182: I Had to Reboot My Car Today
- 181: Eat Your Vegetables
- 180: Don't Cry for John, Argentina
- 179: Free-to-Play Dogs
- 178: Mama Needs That Pokémon
- 177: Paying for Someone to Blame
- 176: Yellow Sock Time
- 175: Dance Palace
- 174: A Ding in the Room
- 173: A Series of Heartbreaking Rejections
- 172: iPhone X
- 171: WWDC Is Not Santa Claus
- 170: Casey Beats John, 29–29
- 169: My Fingers Are Still Moving
- 168: Coffee Stops Working
- 167: They’ve Opened the Door to Streakers
- 166: Fitness Turd
- 165: Time Was…
- 164: Waiting for the Bla-Bloop
- 163: Wet Right Thumb
- 162: iPhone Sorry Erin
- 161: Dark Mode Is Your Hat
- 160: Be Careful Out There
- 159: A Typo On Your Brake Pads
- 158: You Can't Outlaw Math
- 157: As Many People in the Sandbox as Possible
- 156: A Mac on Fire
- 155: Edit, Crop, Aspect, Original
- 154: A Rich Toddler’s Toy
- 153: Larger, Less Portable Pastures
- 152: Daddy Didn't Want the Good Graphics Card
- 151: The Opposite of Final
- 150: A Mac Pro in Every Pot
- 149: Everyone's on Vacation
- 148: Your Feelings Are Real
- 147: Here I Am, I'm a Battery
- 146: Control + Money + Smallness
- 145: Lasers and Pew-Pew and Space Aliens
- 144: Digital Schmear
- 143: Capital F, Capital C
- 142: Hateful Game of Frogger
- 141: Chain-Link-Fenced Garden
- 140: Harpooned a Turtle
- 139: I've Seen This Train Before
- 138: Only Microsoft
- 137: Feature Photos
- 136: War and Peace
- 135: Uncomfortable in My Pants
- 134: Who Did It Firster?
- 133: You Have to Walk the Dog
- 132: Digital Hearth
- 131: Finding Your Way Back In
- 130: Technical Countermeasures
- 129: Tap-to-Click Wizard
- 128: Blue Ring Stud
- 127: Not a Cactus in Sight
- 126: The Web Kind of Happens to You
- 125: A Better Future for Everybody
- 124: The Tyranny of Radio
- 123: Imperfect Signaling Mechanism
- 122: My Results Were Inconclusive
- 121: Admitted No Wrongdoing
- 120: One Magical Wire
- 119: Promoretired
- 118: A Fistful of Apple Watches
- 117: You Don't Have the Antibodies
- 116: Women Aren't a Minority
- 115: Empathy for the Machine
- 114: So Far, So OK
- 113: Get Your Ears Ready to Hear Me Complain
- 112: The Problem Is You
- 111: That Big Ring Underground Somewhere in Europe
- 110: And on That Bombshell…
- 109: Bigger in the Pocket
- 108: Zero is Better Than One
- 107: We Get the Most Boring Tips
- 106: That’s Slightly Right
- 105: Do You Want to Sell Sugar Phones for the Rest of Your Life?
- 104: Minutiæ
- 103: An Atheist or a Howard Stern Fan
- 102: Marco Is Not a Platform
- 101: Big Plastic Finger
- 100: MacBook Shuffle
- 99: Pop-Up Headlights
- 98: Landmines, Pitfalls, and Bottomless Pits
- 97: You Have to Know When to Stop
- 96: The Windows of Siracusa County
- 95: The Bear Wakes Up and Bites You
- 94: Spirited Defense of Pong
- 93: I'm Not Running a Boarding House Here
- 92: You Don't Know My Pants
- 91: Press Agree to Drive
- 90: Speculative Abandonware
- 89: DeLorean + McLaren
- 88: Standing on Opposite Sides of the Gym
- 87: Not an Accurate Representation of My Mousing Skills
- 86: Moving the Party to the Bar Down the Block
- 85: The Unexpected Hard Part
- 84: The Load-Bearing Finger
- 83: Entering the iTouch Phase of My Life
- 82: The Flash Storage Is Adequate
- 81: You Left Your Money in a Bank
- 80: Tangled in Version Numbers
- 79: Tip Ring Ring Sleeve
- 78: Fleece the Whales
- 77: Full-Stack Businessperson
- 76: Not Suitable for Any Purpose
- 75: You Had Your Moment
- 74: One Of Us Shipped Something
- 73: Notifications Duck
- 72: Take Your Co-Host To Work Day
- 71: Security By Guilt
- 70: The Endgame Is Omnipotence
- 69: Welcome to the Web, Casey
- 68: Siracusa Waited Impatiently For This
- 67: Tim Said, Man
- 66: Boiling A Pretty Big Lake
- 65: The Year Of Casey
- 64: It Never Died Because It Never Lived
- 63: I Hold My Children To A Higher Standard
- 62: Journey Would Be Wasted On You
- 61: Perfectly Neutral
- 60: The Great Odwalla Flavor Change of 2013
- 59: The Little Puck That Could
- 58: Always On Vacation In California
- 57: Smorgasbord of Pronunciation
- 56: The Woodpecker
- 55: Dave, Who Stinks!
- 54: goto fail;
- 53: There's Gonna Be Some Flapping
- 52: Necessary But Not Sufficient
- 51: Maybe We're Just Dinosaurs
- 50: Disk Light Observer Effect
- 49: Roamio and Siracusiet
- 48: Marco Bought Four
- 47: Better Pixels
- 46: A Compromised Machine
- 45: Give Up On The Retina Dream
- 44: A Plague With Very Minor Effects
- 43: Brilliance Enhancer
- 42: The Ultimate Vanity Search
- 41: Penny Wise, Pound Foolish
- 40: The Compliance Shark
- 39: Desperation Mode
- 38: Auto-Update My Parents
- 37: A 3,000-Word Digression
- 36: A Weird One
- 35: Sea-Level Executives
- 34: Made The Dot Smaller
- 33: A 30-Minute Skip Button
- 32: It Doesn't Bother Me
- 31: Swimming In 16 GB Gold
- 30: Full Frontal Thumb
- 29: Computerized Garden Gnome
- 28: The Pit Of Irrelevance
- 27: Overflow Gallery In The Bathroom
- 26: Three Phones Ago
- 25: Thrustmaster Joystick
- 24: Double Meta
- 23: The X Or The X
- 22: Full Brichter
- 21: The Transitive Property of Nerdiness
- 20: A Box and a Strap
- 19: Designed by App in Cal
- 18: Aluminum-Colored Aluminum
- 17: Can't Innovate Anymore
- 16: John, We Don't Play Games
- 15: Cat, Modifier Cat
- 14: Pouring Champagne Onto Rap Stars
- 13: Animated Kale
- 12: Accidental Server Hardware
- 11: A Particularly Exuberant Adolescence
- 10: Gradual Ramp Up To Nothing
- 9: Fish Bicycle Scenario
- 8: Hold Me!
- 7: The Forecast For iCloud
- 6: Live Like Other People
- 5: Negativity, Skepticism, and Doubt
- 4: The Bridges
- 3: Conditions Led To Freecell
- 2: The 7th Guest
- 1: iPhone Plus