494: Ultra-Wideband Park Bench
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Do you or your kids or have you or your kids discover geometry - yet?
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Geometry - I have no idea what you're talking about. Is that like number munchers? I don't know. No, it's it's a game
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so this is like
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My kid has been obsessed with this game for a number of months now
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And it's one of those games that like spreads to every child's friend the basic gameplay
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It's kind of like flappy bird where you're like, you know jumping up and down but taken to the most ridiculous extreme
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possible to the point where it's this now it's a huge world the game itself not only does it have a million levels that I have just
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huge amounts of complexity tons of visual distractions
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It's like crack for your brain
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If you if your brain works a certain way
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Like it's just this huge amount of stuff on screen all to for this basically, you know, there's like instant death kind of
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frustrating hardcore kind of jumping game
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What's interesting about so there's also a level editor in it
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And so of course my kid has gotten into making his own levels and you can submit your levels
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It's all right in the game and what I love about this thing
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This is not an ad for Jam
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100 levels added all like every day or something by people and they get featured every day and like there's all and it's a huge
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Community, there's youtubers playing it talking about all that
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That's pretty how we found it
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like it is it is kind of a joy to me to see this game succeeding in the way it does because
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It's succeeding in the way that iOS games used to back before everything was in and I purchased garbage fest
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It's just a game that you pay for and you have it and there and like there are stuff you can you can like level
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Up to in the game you can get you know better
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You know suits or skins or whatever, but you do that by playing the game and like just by like beating levels
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It's not by but you don't spend ten bucks on a coin pack to get a treasure loot chest to possibly get you know
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It's like it's none of that garbage
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It's just a game that you play and you get stuff in the game and you can make stuff in the game
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It's this whole thing and it just seems so like nice and wholesome that you know
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It's it's just rare and I mean this is not a new game
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I'm sure anyone out there who's an iOS gamer has probably gotten tired of this game 10
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But as somebody who has only seen it recently, I'm very impressed by just how nice of a little
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world this game has created.
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And just when you see some of the levels that are made, the amount of work and complexity
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and artistry that go into it is quite something.
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I can't play the game for crap.
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This is the kind of game like you play, you jump a few times, you die, you jump a few
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times again, you die again.
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and I'm like, all right, I wanna throw the iPad
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out the window.
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I don't have the kind of personality
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to play this kind of game.
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- Yeah, it's a tip, she managed to last.
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- Yeah, right.
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But yeah, this is, I'm very impressed by Geometry Dash
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and the world around it, and it's pretty cool.
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So if you have kids with iPads, check it out.
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- A developer should talk to the current Unity CEO,
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former EA CEO, who recently said that if you don't think
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about monetization during the creative process,
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you are a quote, "F-ing idiot."
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- Solid Geometry Dash developer, sorry.
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The Unity CEO doesn't like you.
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- EA deserved that guy.
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- Seriously.
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- No, no, but Unity's got him now.
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He's the CEO of Unity.
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We talked about 3D engines last time.
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I'm curious, so my kid's also trying to get into coding
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and game creation, and we talked about this
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probably a year ago.
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I got a bunch of recommendations from listeners.
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I don't think he was quite ready for those at the time.
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We tried a few.
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nothing really stuck, but he did recently finish the first,
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I guess, batch of Swift Playgrounds,
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and wants to jump into making a very simple game now.
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However, you know, he's still young.
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I think attention span is still a very challenging thing.
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And he suggested trying Unity,
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'cause he's heard from YouTubers that you can do that.
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And then I heard on the talk show this week,
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Jon had on, I forget the guy's name,
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the guy who made the Apple Store Time Machine thing
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called Shop Different, which is amazing.
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I went through it a few days ago, like wow.
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That's the whole thing, I was very impressed with that.
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Most of them I didn't, I was just kind of
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more impressed academically, but then when I went
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to the Fifth Avenue, New York, Glass Cube recreation,
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I've been to that store a lot during that time period
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that it's represented, and it felt like going there again.
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It was an incredible recreation,
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like it really did nail exactly how it felt.
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And to walk through that and be like,
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I've been here before, I remember this,
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when it looked like this,
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That was really quite something.
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Anyway, the creator of that mentioned
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that he made it in Unity, and that he's not
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much of a programmer.
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But it was apparently easier to just import stuff.
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I don't even know, I know that Unity is a game engine.
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Other than that, I don't know anything about Unity.
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I couldn't pick it up in a lineup.
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- It's like a full IDE, it's like a full IDE
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for a 3D environment.
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So you could do modeling, texturing, arranging,
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geometry, it's still hard to do, it's still complicated.
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I remember last time you were looking into Pulp,
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what do you call it?
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- Yeah, well there's the playdate thing, yeah.
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- Yeah, for the play.
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- And then we looked into, oh god,
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I forget the names of all these things.
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The little like, oh god, Pico something?
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- But the pulp you can do all on the web
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and it's programming optional.
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You're basically dragging tiles around
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and setting up rules and then you can dive
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into the code if you want to.
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- Yeah, yeah, so anyway, I'm looking at,
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we're gonna look back into stuff like that again,
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but Unity I think is one of the things
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that's on the table for like, he's motivated to do it
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And what's good about that is that if he runs into questions
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or problems, he can just look up the answer on YouTube,
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which is how he finds information anyway.
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- Oh, no, I can give you one better.
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He can ask me.
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Because-- - What?
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- Do you wanna know, wait, do you,
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not because, I don't know crap about Unity
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or 3D programming, but do you know what Unity's
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scripting engine is written using?
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C#, baby, it's all coming back.
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- Really? - So he can ask,
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oh yeah, oh yeah, how's that make you feel, Marco?
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Do you need a shower now?
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- So he just needs to learn Java
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and he basically knows it, right?
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- Ooh, sick burn, but mostly true.
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(both laughing)
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Honestly, I haven't written C# in 10, 15 years,
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something like that, 10 years?
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No, maybe less than that.
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I don't know, it's been a while though,
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and I've probably forgotten everything I once knew.
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There was a brief window of time
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that I was a pretty good C# developer,
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but that was many years ago.
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But I don't know, I don't think those muscles
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have entirely atrophied quite yet.
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- Anyway, so that's gonna be an area that we're looking into
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but anyway, all this is to say,
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Geometry Dash, thumbs up.
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This is news to me.
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I'll have to check this out.
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- I love those new in-app purchases.
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It's just a game.
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There was this brief period,
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relatively now in retrospect,
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this brief period back from 2008
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when the apps were launched,
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through I would say the first year or two of the iPads,
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like 2010 and 2011.
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Remember that first batch of iPad games was also this way.
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They were really good games that had no in-app purchases
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or at least very few, 'cause I think in-app purchase,
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I don't think it was available till iOS 5, I think?
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- Oh, I don't remember.
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- And the iPad launched with iOS 3.2.
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So I think there was a two-year span there.
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But anyway, the first year or two of the iPad
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basically predated the use of in-app purchase
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widespread in games.
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And the games that came out during those early iPad years
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were great, they were so much fun.
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You had the first versions of Field Runners,
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Plants vs. Zombies, the plane landing game,
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what was that called, Flight Control.
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There were so many great, amazing games,
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and due to a number of unfortunate factors,
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most of them you can't even play anymore,
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even if you wanted to.
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- Was Cut the Rope in that era?
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I know it eventually had all in-app purchases,
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but I wonder if Cut the Rope predated it
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and then you added it later.
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- I don't think so.
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Cut the Rope, I think, was later.
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At least I didn't hear about it
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till well into the in-app purchase era.
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But those early, man, those early iPad games were so good,
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And that era is just gone and most of those games are gone
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and they've all been either totally killed
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and their companies don't even exist anymore
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or they got acquired forever ago by somebody like EA
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and shut down and/or they've been remade as modern sequels
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that are just in-app purchase casino garbage games.
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It's just such a shame 'cause those first games were so fun
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and that's why something like Geometry House comes along
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or rather sticks around and it's just so refreshing
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to see that now when you're used to today.
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If somebody recommends an iOS game to me today,
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I usually won't even play it because I know it's gonna be full of in-app purchase garbage.
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Like unless it's a Zack Gage game, I'm usually out.
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But to see something like this that's still doing well and that has the old model is both
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rare and refreshing.
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Joe Jardasch kind of looks like a combination of an infinite runner and a VVVVVV for kids.
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I never got into that one.
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It's a very intentionally primitive looking, extremely difficult, unforgiving platformy
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jumping game.
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I have not heard of this either.
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And it reminded me a little of Geometry Dash,
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but I only played Geometry Dash for two seconds,
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but it seems like it's mostly left to right,
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whereas 6Vs is all over the place.
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No, it's also all over the place.
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There's like, and there's different modes
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that turn you into different objects
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with different movement characteristics.
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You can reverse, you can speed up, you can slow down.
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There's all sorts of craziness in there.
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Did you show Adam the Vs game,
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which I'm not gonna say the name of again,
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because if he likes Geometry Dash,
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he might like this game as well.
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I mean, I think this relies on
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a little bit of nostalgia that he obviously doesn't have, but it is similarly punishing
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mechanics. And you should get him into like FromSoft games eventually, like the Souls
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games when he's older. He likes unforgiving games.
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Yeah, he very much does. And it's like, it's kind of rhythm based because the levels have
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music and usually the jumps that you need to do will correspond to beats in the music.
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So there's that aspect and the music is very like, you know, electronic style, which is
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right up his alley.
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So that also helps.
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So it's a whole picture thing that really hits him.
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He loves it, and I love that it's so kind of wholesome
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and not in-app purchase garbage fest.
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And so it's wonderful.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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All right, let's do some follow up.
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John, you promised us last week, or we assigned homework
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last week, that you should compare the M1 MacBook Air
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speakers and the M2 MacBook Air speakers.
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Have you done your homework, John,
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that we should never have assigned you?
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Both speakers are not good.
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Goes without saying, I was comparing them.
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I honestly had never listened to them.
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Because like I said, these are my son's laptops,
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and he uses headphones all the time
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and maybe I hear like the system beep
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if I'm ever doing something, that's about it.
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And I'm not, you know, that makes it difficult
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to compare which one is less bad,
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but I think pretty definitively,
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the M1 MacBook Air is better.
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They both sound bad, but--
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- The old one is better?
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- I mean, you can try it yourself.
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I don't have particularly attuned ears,
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but like, it just felt like the M2
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was even more inside a tin can than the M1.
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I played music on them, right?
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I was playing the same song on both of them
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and I'd play one and then play the other
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and play one and play the other.
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And it's like, oh, they're both really bad.
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And it was just, you know,
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I just feel like the M1 is better.
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I mean, it could be that because the speakers
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are like up firing instead of bouncing off the screen,
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that could be the entirety of the difference.
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But I'm just, to my ears,
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the M1 MacBook Air sounded better.
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- Not by a lot, they're both bad.
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And it was really difficult for me to tell
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and I would not play music on either one, that's for sure.
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It's funny every time that I use my MacBook Pro as a laptop
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because I don't do that often.
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It definitely happens, but it's not often
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that I'm going and doing work and sitting down
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and doing something serious on my MacBook Pro
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and using it as it is, you know, not connected to screens
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and all sorts of other paraphernalia.
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And today I went to my beloved ultra wideband park bench,
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as I described a few weeks ago.
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And actually, as a quick aside, yesterday,
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it was yesterday we went to a museum and then went to lunch in quasi-downtown Richmond and I was
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sitting at lunch and I noticed I was on ultra wideband and I did a speed test over three
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gigabits down. Over three. That's three times faster than my own connection. It still blows my mind.
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I don't know what I would ever do with this but it's still cool that it exists. Technology, baby.
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Anyway, so I was at my beloved ultra wideband park bench earlier today and it occurred to me,
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you know, the screen on these MacBook Pros is really freaking good and although I only use the
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the speakers for but a moment because it's rude to do that in public the
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speakers on the MacBook Pro all things considered are pretty darn good too so
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I'm not saying that like the MacBook Air is wrong for most people or for really
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everyone including probably me it probably is sufficient for my needs for
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the most part but but no these computers are really quite spectacular and I
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sometimes forget how amazing they are I will say it the the speaker difference
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between again as I mentioned last week between the MacBook Air and the 14-inch
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MacBook Pro, it's a different league.
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It's not even close.
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You would think, oh, they made it one inch bigger,
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the speaker's a little bit better.
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No, totally different ballgame, not even close.
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I love the MacBook Air, trust me,
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I love, I still love the MacBook Air,
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but the speakers are really god-awful
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compared to the larger ones, so yeah,
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it's no comparison, not even close.
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- All right, moving along, I was reminded
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via an anonymous contributor that you can set up
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a catch-all email on a lot of services,
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but including my beloved Fastmail,
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www.caseless.com/fastmail.
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But anyways, honestly, I forget what the context
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for this was, but we were talking about something
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last week that brought this on.
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- You're setting up the single-use email addresses,
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and you had to go to Fastmail and click and make one,
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and then you go use it.
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- Yes, thank you.
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A couple things here.
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First of all, you can set up a catch-all email,
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which is a little bit weird the way they have you set it up,
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but it works exactly right.
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And so what I can do is I can sign up for,
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I'm not making this up, but I can sign up for Instagram
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and have the email address I give Instagram,
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instagram@caseylist.com.
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And then Fastmail, and again,
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this isn't unique to Fastmail,
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but Fastmail or whatever will forward that
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to my actual email address.
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And so this way I can tell where it came from.
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Google and Gmail people would often do this
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where you would do username plus service.
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So it would be like johnplusinstagram@syracusa.com
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or whatever the case may be.
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And that also works on FastMiller,
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I'm pretty darn sure it does.
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But you can set up a catchall,
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which makes this sort of thing pretty neat as well,
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which is something worth considering.
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Also, I went back and forth with a few people on Twitter
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in a happy way, and I was reminded that in 1Password8,
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which is the Electron 1, which has its whole,
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You have some issues with that when you go that route.
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But, and I had been on 1Password 7
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because I had been waiting for the stick
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to force me into 1Password 8.
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But eventually they gave me a carrot in the last 24 hours
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and they said, "Oh, by the way, in 1Password 8
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"and only 1Password 8, you can do the whole fast mail,
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"masked email," or whatever they call it,
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the hidden email address thing,
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one time use email address thing,
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you can do that automatically within 1Password.
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So what that means is you're signing up for a new service,
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say Instagram, using the web on your computer,
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and you can use 1Password to just automatically generate
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a happy.farts@caseylist.com or whatever they come up with
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in order to get a email that isn't going to be
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something useful and that you can kill pretty easily.
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And you can do that all through 1Password
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with 1Password 8, which is worth considering
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if you happen to be a Fast Mail user.
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- That email wild carding thing really maximizes
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your service area for spam though.
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I mean, if they have any kind of auto thing
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that's trying like well-known addresses at every domain
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or whatever, you're gonna get all that spam
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'cause you can put any word in front of the ad sign
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and it will all go to your one email address.
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- I don't know if they still do this,
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but Fast Mail in their control panel to enable
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the catch all email address, they even used to warn you,
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like warning, you will get a lot of spam.
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And I actually used that mode for a number of years.
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It turned, you know, I just kept getting more and more spam.
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I'm like, you know what, this is stupid.
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And so what I did was I searched my inbox
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or sorted it somehow, I forget how I did this,
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to basically find the only aliases
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I ever actually used for anything,
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turned off the catch-all alias,
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and just made that list of all the aliases
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that I actually needed,
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and just stopped using new ones anywhere.
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And it was a much better situation, spam-wise.
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Also, can I just say, from somebody who deals with customers
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and their email logins, for both my app
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that I'm trying so hard to not have anybody use emails,
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but some people still insist.
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And from our wonderful members who we love,
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atp.fm/join, nerds who think they're being clever
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and they use these custom aliases
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and so it'll have like overcast@mydomain.whatever,
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or atp membership@mydomain.whatever, you always forget.
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And then you write in and then we have to find your account.
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It's too clever for your own good most of the time,
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So it's something that like, it causes headaches
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for everybody, for you, and for the services you use.
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And the reality is like, yeah, you know what, great,
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you're gonna know if somebody sells your email address.
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Great, everyone sells your email address all the time,
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it's already out there, who cares?
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The gain that you're getting with that,
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that you think you're getting with that,
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I don't think is worth all of the downsides.
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- That's an interesting point for sure.
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So last week was one of those weeks
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where I thought we were really clear
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on the things we were talking about and asking about.
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And apparently either nobody heard us
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or we didn't clarify quickly enough
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because we got a mountain of feedback
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where everyone was explaining to us,
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"Oh, did you know you can turn off the notifications
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for devices and air tags and things
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when you leave them behind?"
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And I thought that Jon especially,
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and I thought I was too, but particularly Jon,
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I thought it was very clear that, yes,
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we're aware that that is a thing that can happen,
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but we don't want to permanently turn it off
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for like a vacation home or a hotel room
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or something like that.
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We just want to maybe turn it off for a few days.
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And that was the real complaint we had.
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But half of the internet wrote in to tell us,
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no, this is what you need to do.
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But for the record, John,
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if you did want to do that slightly dangerous thing
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of turning off the notifications
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for a particular location forever,
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how do you go about doing that?
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- Yeah, Steve Stutz gave concise instructions
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if you want to know how to do it.
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So you open the Find My App,
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you tap on Devices, which is down at the bottom,
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and then you tap on the device you want to deal with,
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and then you scroll down under the heading Notifications,
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tap the Notify when left behind section,
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and what you'll probably see in that section
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for any of your devices, it says Notify when left behind,
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and it will say that it's on, probably,
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and it will say Accept at one location,
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and you'll be like, wait a second,
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did I already use this feature?
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What is the one location that it's supposed
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to not notify me?
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So it's like, notify left behind, accept at this one place.
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What is that one place, Casey?
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- That's right, your home is already there.
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So it's, you know, the home is explicitly put there.
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So you can add a second location
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or a third or a fourth or a fifth,
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but your home, if you have your home kit stuff set up,
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is already there.
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That's why every time you leave your house,
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you don't get notified that you left all your stuff behind.
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- Indeed, and then Paul Squires writes,
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"On the find my alerts from a hotel,
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in general, I want to keep those on.
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I may be going to dinner,
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but I could also be going to an office,
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so I want those devices with me.
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Also, I definitely want them on for checkout day.
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This is an extremely succinct summary
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what Jon and I were trying to say.
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- Yeah, that's the tricky part about this feature
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because like, oh, I don't want it to keep bothering me
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unless I'm going to the office and I do want them.
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And oh, and by the way, when I check out, I want it too.
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So it's not easy to pull this off.
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It's not as simple as we were saying in the show,
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like, oh, just I'm gonna be here for a week
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and just turn them off until a week later, right?
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Because if you are somewhere for work,
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you want it on every day that you're going to the office,
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but not on the days that you're not,
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but you definitely want it on for checkout days
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so you know if you left stuff behind.
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Hard problem to solve.
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- And then with regard to HomeKit automation
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in locations. So the context here is my Apple TV at the beach house deciding that that was
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my permanent home, which was a little wonky. So we had a few different pieces of feedback
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about this, but in particular, Derek Martin writes, "I recently had my HomeKit home self-identify
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as two properties at once, the new house we just bought and are in the process of moving
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into and the old house that we've had for a while and are in the process of leaving.
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Whenever I arrived at or left either location, HomeKit would offer to run my location-based
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automations. You get one guess as to how I fix this. Yes, that's right, I had to go into
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my contact and rename the old house to something other than home, leaving just the new house
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named home, and then all of my automations worked properly again. Is there anything to
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indicate this in the UI? No. Did I figure it out by pure fluke on my first try? Yes.
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So Derek got very lucky there. Additionally, Jim Broun writes, "If you take your Apple
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TV outside your home and don't want the offsite device to become the default hub," and this
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is exactly what I did when I got home, I just didn't know to do this in advance. Anyway,
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Jim writes, "Go to Settings > Airplane Home Kit and under the My Home settings switch
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from Connected to Disabled. Then the hub will transfer to another device at your
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home." And like I said, this is what I did to kind of fix everything once I was
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back home, but it wasn't until I was already dead, the damage had already been
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done that I had thought to do this. Also, with regard to the Apple TV, Tor Blund
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Miranda writes, "We've tried many different Apple TV photo apps, Flickr,
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Plex and some others. Apple Photos is far and away the one that's the best for
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looking at photos on Apple TV. It loads photos fast and as long as it's your own
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library they load in high quality, completely sharp over 4k, not
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over compressed, etc. I don't know a single other photos app for Apple TV
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that does this well. It's not being able to handle John's photo library
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notwithstanding, but let's be real it's John with his enormous photo library
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that has the weird way of dealing with photos, not Casey. Boom! Got him! Anyway, I
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I'd love to know if there are any others
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that are good enough.
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For the record, I did not put this in the show notes,
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but I was very happy when I read this email.
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- I understand what I'm doing is weird.
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I'm using Apple's solution in the boring way
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that Apple says, take pictures, put them in your photo.
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It's not, it's nothing weird about it.
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- Honestly, I think I actually agree with you,
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but I was so happy to see somebody defend me,
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so I'll take the victory nonetheless.
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- Yeah, well, so when I saw this, I'm like, okay,
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well, I complained about the Apple TV photos thing
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every few years.
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I should look at it again to see how it's doing.
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So I loaded it up on my Apple TV
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and ran into a couple issues.
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Since the last time I did it, I think
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they changed the way user accounts work on Apple TV.
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I think it used to be that there was no accounts,
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and you just put which Apple ID do you
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want to get your photos from, and you sign into whatever.
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But now there are accounts.
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And the main user account is mine,
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and that has all the home screen sync stuff,
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and everything is set up like that.
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And I said, OK, I'll just add a user account for my wife.
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'cause we're still not over the hump of iOS 16
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and Ventura and everything,
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and so there's no shared family photo library,
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so I have to use her Apple ID
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because she's got the family photo library.
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So I made an account for her,
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we created an account with her Apple ID,
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it's signed in or whatever,
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but it seems like the Photos app only shows the photos
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for the default user, which is me, and not her.
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If you go into her settings,
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it shows a bunch of stuff about purchases
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and so on and so forth,
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but it doesn't have a section for iCloud Photo Library,
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so I couldn't even see her iCoFoto library
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unless I was willing to, I guess, maybe delete my account
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or make her the default user or something like that.
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And I wasn't willing to do that
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for the purpose of this test.
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So instead, I used my Apple ID
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and my comparatively dinky photo library,
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which consists only of photos I've taken on my phone.
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So it's not the 150,000 photo family library,
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it's just my phone photos,
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which is way smaller than that.
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And sure enough, most of them are thumbnails
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and they take forever to load.
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And if you were trying to use it to actually show something,
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you'd just be staring at, you know,
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squares with question marks in them for just minutes
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and minutes while everyone uncomfortably shifted
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on the couch saying, so are we gonna see some pictures?
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And the answer is, no, you're probably not.
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Like one or two thumbnails will load and maybe you can wait,
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but it just doesn't do what you want it to do,
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which is you want everyone to sit down
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and you wanna click things on the remote
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and say, oh look, pictures.
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And then you look at them and smile and go to the next one.
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Nope, I don't know what the problem is.
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I don't know why it has a hard time loading them.
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I have a super fast internet connection.
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It's on the same network via ethernet
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of all the other devices that have these photos on them.
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It just doesn't do the job.
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And like I said, it's not because it was 150,000 photos,
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it was a fraction of that.
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So I don't know what the deal is, but still no good.
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- I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I don't know of any particular answers for this,
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I'm sorry to say, but if somebody has a good suggestion,
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then please let us know.
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- 29,000 photos, just if you want concrete numbers,
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that's how many I've got on my phone.
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(John laughs)
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- Contact's address ordering, tell me about this, John.
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- We're still talking about this?
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- I know, seriously.
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- This is hilarious, right?
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So what was it?
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The previous show we were talking about
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how the existence of a particular application,
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so is it an indictment of Apple
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because it's the type of thing that shouldn't be necessary.
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Oh, I think it was the sleep aid thing,
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the thing that keeps track of what's waking
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and making your Mac sleep.
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And it's like the fact that that Mac app has to exist
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shows that there are difficult to solve problems
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having to do with sleeping and waking in macOS
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that necessitate a third-party application.
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It makes a third-party opportunity
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to address the shortcomings in Apple's OS.
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Well, we also talked about contacts
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and how people can have multiple phone numbers
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and multiple email addresses,
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and there's an order to them in contacts,
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but it's difficult to discern
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whether that order has any meaning,
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and if you want it to have meaning,
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you can do what I did and reorder them
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by deleting them all and adding them back
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in the order that you want them to appear in.
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Well, apparently there is a dedicated application
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called Reorder It!
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just like Yahoo!
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on the App Store, and the only thing this app does
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is lets you reorder contacts personally
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by deleting them and re-adding them
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in the order that you want.
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That boggles my mind.
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'Cause it shows that some people are just annoyed
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by the fact that they can't reorder them
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in the contacts app.
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And it's actually, if someone has four email addresses,
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deleting them all and re-adding them all is tedious.
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So try reorder it, I guess.
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- Yay. - Exclamation point,
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- Tell me about the default addresses
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in messages, please, Jon.
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- Rob Woodring gets the brass ring
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by giving me the actual solution to my problem.
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So remember this all started with me
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talking about multiple addresses and everything.
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It's like every time I try to share something
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via messages with my son,
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if he's not one of the little recently
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sent message bubble things
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and I have to hit the actual messages app icon
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and then I have to type his name, A-L,
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and let the auto-complete fill it out,
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it would always auto-complete to his contact,
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but underneath his contact,
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he would have his phone number,
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and I wanted it to send to his Apple ID
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and not his phone number for reasons
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we discussed on past shows.
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I couldn't figure out how to make that happen,
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People had a lot of different ideas.
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Last week, the one that I heard from a lot of people
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was just delete the whole message thread and restart it
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because whatever you use to start that message thread
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with the person, forever, when you auto-complete
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in Messages, it will auto-complete to that
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because it's basically saying, hey, do you want to put this
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in the existing conversation I have?
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And the existing conversation that I have in Messages
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was started seven years ago to a phone number,
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not to an Apple ID.
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Well, here's the actual solution.
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Rob says, you can change what you are messaging
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without losing your previous message history.
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Go to an existing message thread,
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tap the name of the person at the top,
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then tap info, then tap and hold the messages bubble icon
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and select an alternate email or phone number.
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This has worked for me to switch between phone number
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and email and back to a different phone number later
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when my dad switched to an Android phone.
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The message thread was preserved, pictures and all.
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I tried this and it worked.
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This is the solution.
00:28:50
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And it's very close to the thing we talked about before
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where you go to the contact and hold like long press
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on the little message bubble and pick,
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but that doesn't do it.
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That doesn't change the thread.
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You have to go to the messages thread,
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then do the thing at the top and long press or whatever.
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And from now on, whenever I type my son's name,
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it auto-completes and shows the Apple ID.
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And I was glad I didn't delete the message thread before,
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because now I have all my messages preserved
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and now I know how to fix this.
00:29:12
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So it only took, but a month of talking about it
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on a podcast with dozens of people sending solutions,
00:29:17
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including people at Apple,
00:29:18
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Rob Woodring found the real solution.
00:29:21
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- Wait, I'm sorry.
00:29:21
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Can you walk me through this?
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'Cause I don't think I see where this is, so.
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- Find a message thread with somebody in messages
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that you want to change this for.
00:29:28
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- Right, okay, so I'm just choosing my dad arbitrarily
00:29:30
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'cause we exchanged text like right before the show.
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So I tapped him and I see--
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- Tap his name at the top, tap the info thing on the right.
00:29:37
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- Oh, that was the piece I missed, I'm sorry.
00:29:39
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Okay, so you have to tap the info thing, okay.
00:29:42
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- And then long press on message,
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and now you see the list and then pick whichever one.
00:29:47
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- I got, okay, it was the info piece that I missed.
00:29:49
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I'm sorry, I'm with you now.
00:29:50
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Oh, that is a very good tip.
00:29:52
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I knew that there was some mechanism by which to do this,
00:29:55
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But I certainly did not know the exact incantation.
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So like you said, Rob Woodring gets the gold star for today.
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We had a little bit of feedback with regard to unlocking automotive features. A couple
00:32:12
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of things that I was not familiar with or aware of. BlameToups wrote in, "It's not exactly
00:32:16
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what John meant when he said it's not like they're going to put a V8 when you buy a V6,
00:32:21
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but my Jaguar F-Type is pretty close. The V6 uses the same engine block as the V8, just
00:32:25
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with the last two cylinders closed off. This allows for the same mounting points and supercharger
00:32:29
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to be used for both engines, at the cost of hauling around an extra 50 pounds of unused
00:32:33
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weight with the V6. The extra material cost of the unused bit of the V8 block is offset
00:32:37
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by only having to engineer and produce one version of the rest of the engine bay. I find
00:32:41
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this utterly fascinating. This is like a cheaper version of what was it Aston Martin or not
00:32:47
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exceeded on us Martin Alfa Romeo took the Ferrari motor and like lopped off two cylinders
00:32:51
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and called it a day but they full-on cut them off in this case it would be like oh we just
00:32:56
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aren't going to include a couple aren't going to use a couple of them which is fascinating
00:33:01
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it's like cylinder binning it's like the way Jeep are disabled on the on the m2 it's a
00:33:06
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very Jaguar move though because it always for the past I don't know several decades
00:33:10
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it's always seemed like Jaguar is just kind of like,
00:33:13
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even though they're supposed to be a luxury brand,
00:33:15
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they just always kind of got like not great technology,
00:33:19
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a lot of hand-me-downs, maybe some Ford parts bin stuff
00:33:22
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back in the day, like you don't deserve that.
00:33:25
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The things they do with these supposed expensive cars
00:33:27
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to save weight and you're gonna leave two unused cylinders
00:33:31
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in the block, only an extra 50 pounds, that's not good.
00:33:36
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You don't want this.
00:33:37
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I wouldn't talk about this and say,
00:33:39
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"Oh yeah, sure it's great."
00:33:40
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'Cause, ugh, no.
00:33:41
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It's all the weight of a V8, but the power of a V6.
00:33:44
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No thanks. (laughs)
00:33:48
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- Oh man, it's so fascinating to me
00:33:50
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that this is a thing, though.
00:33:51
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I just thought that was really cool.
00:33:52
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And then Josh Rappaport writes,
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"Tesla offers something called acceleration boost
00:33:57
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"on the Model 3 and Y long range.
00:33:59
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"On the 3, it also unlocks a track mode,
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"and supposedly that functionality
00:34:02
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"is coming to the Y as well.
00:34:04
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"It's a $2,000 US in-app purchase."
00:34:07
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I'm not sure it's really an in-app purchase
00:34:08
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if it's in your car, but so be it, I get your point.
00:34:10
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- Do they pay Apple 30%?
00:34:13
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- That decreases the zero to 60 time by about half a second.
00:34:16
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Looks like these IAPs are unlocked on the car
00:34:19
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for feature owners as well.
00:34:20
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Also rumor has it that at their introduction,
00:34:22
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the long range and performance variants of the cars
00:34:24
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had the same motor and drivetrain,
00:34:26
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though it seems like they may have moved
00:34:28
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to more of a binning or slightly differentiated
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set of components in the more recent times.
00:34:32
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- Tesla's always sold various things
00:34:34
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that basically you're paying to abuse the internals
00:34:37
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of your car more, like the acceleration motor or whatever.
00:34:41
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Like they lock it out as a premium feature,
00:34:42
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but those type of things like,
00:34:44
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oh, get that extra half second,
00:34:45
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is stressing the internals and the circuitry
00:34:49
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and the battery of your car a little bit more
00:34:51
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to get that extra power.
00:34:52
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And for that privilege, you pay them $2,000.
00:34:54
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It's like, maybe just don't worry
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about the extra half second.
00:34:57
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- Yeah, and then finally, Sean Harding writes,
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"On the BMW subscriptions, what happens in seven years
00:35:02
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"when the API gets deprecated
00:35:03
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"and your car can't verify the subscription status anymore?
00:35:07
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"My Audi long ago stopped getting software updates,
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"but the heated seats still work perfectly."
00:35:13
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Well put, Sean, well put.
00:35:14
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- That is a very good question, 'cause like, you know,
00:35:16
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I was just mentioning a few minutes ago
00:35:18
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how all those old iPad games
00:35:21
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from that first generation of iPad stuff,
00:35:23
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through various digital unfortunate-ness,
00:35:27
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you really can't play those anymore.
00:35:28
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Like, unless you happen to have an old iPad
00:35:30
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that happens to have them already installed on it,
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there's really no way for you to get those.
00:35:34
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I ran into this problem a couple years ago,
00:35:38
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last year, whenever it was, I booted up my old iPhone.
00:35:41
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And I believe I talked about it on the show,
00:35:43
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like my very first gen iPhone.
00:35:44
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I just tried to figure out like, okay,
00:35:46
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what can I do with this?
00:35:47
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What can it still do?
00:35:49
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And of course, as you can imagine,
00:35:50
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you know, the original iPhone can't run any recent software.
00:35:53
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I think the latest it can run was like iOS 3.1, I think.
00:35:57
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But at any rate, it couldn't do anything really
00:36:00
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because all of the SSL certificates on everything
00:36:03
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that it was capable of using had expired
00:36:06
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or had been upgraded to higher levels of encryption
00:36:09
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that it can't support.
00:36:10
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And so now that we're in this era of everything is encrypted,
00:36:14
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everything is secure, everything is signed,
00:36:17
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old software on old platforms almost can't run.
00:36:22
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Like there's very few cases in which old enough software
00:36:24
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actually runs because something expires somewhere
00:36:28
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along the way and we are so connected with services
00:36:31
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in the modern world that if your old hardware
00:36:34
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can't connect to a web service anymore,
00:36:35
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a lot of times it doesn't work or can't work.
00:36:37
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And that's something worth thinking about
00:36:39
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with something that has as long of a lifespan as a car.
00:36:42
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For some of these BMWs,
00:36:45
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unless you have Casey's luck with BMWs,
00:36:47
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they're probably gonna last at least 10 years
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of active service on the road.
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And how many times does a 10-year-old computer
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actually have good luck accessing its services?
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I think it's going to be a problem that we're
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going to have to deal with.
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I wonder if they actually are doing online verification
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or are just flipping a switch internally,
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like this is the type of thing where
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if they try to prevent people from hacking it and do
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all these things, that's when you do, oh,
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we have to have online checks and we have to have all this.
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And that'll sort of mess you up.
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But if they're smarter about it, let us be like,
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ah, it's a software lockout.
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And when we unlock it, it unlocks locally.
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And we never recheck online to see if you have it unlocked
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and we just take the hit or whatever.
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I mean, this is another situation,
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like any software where it really depends on the company
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that you're buying from.
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To give an example, when a good software company
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stops developing an application, what they normally do
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is say, we're not gonna make this app anymore.
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It doesn't make us any money, its time has passed
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or whatever, but on our way out the door, here it is.
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If anyone wants it, here's a version where you don't
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have to register, it's free, you know, you can have,
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it's, you know, we're not gonna sell it anymore.
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Anyone who paid for it in the past six months
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will give you a refund and forevermore,
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It's unsupported, but you can download it from our website.
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And so the car version of that would be,
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we're deprecating the API that we used to do online checks
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for the heated seats, but it's unlocked for everybody now.
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Like we send one last thing out that said,
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"Hey, all you cars out there that are checking
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"this API endpoint for heated seats."
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We built the system such that when we shut this endpoint
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down, the way they'll fail is saying,
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we'll send them one last message that said,
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"It's unlocked for everybody,
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"and don't bother checking again."
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That would be the good thing to do,
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that a good car company would do.
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The example I had in mind with a good software company
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was Panic, and the example I had with a good car company
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in mind was Nobody, 'cause they're all bad.
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- I mean, really, the correct good thing to do would be,
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hey, this feature that's so cheap that you can actually
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ship it for everyone and just selectively disable it
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in software, how about just make that a stock feature
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of the car, because these aren't cheap cars.
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It's like, this is already a premium car.
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You know what, maybe make this just a stock feature,
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if it's that cheap for you.
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- You know, the Unity CEO would say,
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"You're an effing idiot."
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You're not thinking about monetization
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when you're making these seats.
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- 'Cause there's no way to monetize a car
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besides in-app purchases and subscriptions, right?
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- No, there's no service model for cars.
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Car services?
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- Yeah, right.
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- Have we talked about this?
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Maybe, we might have talked about this
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and I don't remember,
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but if Apple is obsessed with services
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and Apple is making a car, if that's true,
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what are the services for the Apple car?
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Like what is that going to look like?
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- All those wear items, same as everybody.
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- No, I mean like the in-app purchase sort of things,
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or like the subscription sort of thing.
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- Yeah, can you imagine Apple using someone else's tires
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and brake pads, no way, it's gonna be all custom stuff.
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- No, that's not how the controversy works,
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and that's why Apple hasn't made a car yet maybe.
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- Can you imagine, just think about stuff like that,
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all the parts on a car that have someone else's brand name
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on them, Apple would not stand for any of that.
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Like you know, they're not gonna have tires
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that say Goodyear on the side.
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they're gonna, whoever makes their tires for them,
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they're gonna make them give them brandless tires.
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- I don't know, again, I don't think that's,
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I don't think it's really possible to make a car that way
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unless you're willing to sink way more of Apple's money
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than they thus far have been willing to sink to this
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and spend even more time.
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Although that's a funny thing. - Oh, they will.
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- Like on, you know, more car rebuilding channel things.
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Sorry, so you've got OEM parts,
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sorry, I'm watching all about rebuilding BMWs,
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and you have whatever company that actually made
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this plastic doohickey, you know,
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BMW doesn't make it, right?
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And if you buy it from the BMW dealer,
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of course it costs 10 times as much or whatever,
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but you can get that same part from the manufacturer
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that makes it for BMW.
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But when you buy it from the manufacturer,
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the part that they make has BMW stamped on it, right?
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BMW didn't make it, this other company made it,
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but it's got BMW.
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But when you buy it from the manufacturer,
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they have to file off the BMW.
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So they make it with BMW stamped on it,
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but they're not allowed to sell it with BMW stamped on it.
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So they literally take a finished part
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and modify it by scrubbing or filing or melting off
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the BMW logo and you get the two parts.
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Here's genuine, here's the copy.
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And you know, as opposed to adding it afterwards.
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So yeah, the car industry is weird.
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And I really don't think Apple's gonna have tires
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that have Apples on the side,
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and don't say Goodyear or Michelin.
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But you know, I mean Apple hasn't made a car yet,
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so we'll see, but it's just,
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that's just not the way the car industry works.
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And if you're gonna say,
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we're gonna do everything ourself.
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And like, look inside Apple's laptops.
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The chips say like, you know,
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the memory chips say Micron and stuff.
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Like they don't say Apple on all of them.
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- Yeah, but the customer doesn't see those.
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Like, you see the tires on your car,
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and you see if they have a brand name on them.
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There is no way, mark my words,
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people can quote this later,
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in 10 years when Apple actually ships the car,
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there is no way Apple's gonna launch a car
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where the tires have someone else's name
00:41:40
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printed on the outside.
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- Apple's gonna have to be able to tire manufacturer,
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'cause I'm not sure any tire manufacturer's
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not gonna have their name on that tire.
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- No, they would just, I'm sure they would make a deal,
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they would custom, you know, order it from whoever would,
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whoever would say yes first, and it would take them a while.
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But I mean, honestly, maybe this is why.
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- $2 million hypercars have Michelin, you know.
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- 'Cause they don't care.
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- A good year on the side of them.
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- I mean, look, before the iPhone,
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$600 smartphones had Verizon logos on the back of them.
00:42:07
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This is one of those things where like Apple,
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Apple's gonna go in there with just the most stubborn
00:42:12
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position in the world, and eventually,
00:42:16
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somebody will do it for them for the right price.
00:42:19
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- Some of the desperate singular,
00:42:20
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I mean, Apple had the word Verizon on its phones
00:42:22
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back before the notch when they could fit it.
00:42:25
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- Wait, oh, in the status bar a little bit.
00:42:27
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No, but I'm saying like on the phone.
00:42:29
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- I understand, I'm just saying that brand names
00:42:31
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have been on iPhones.
00:42:33
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I guess it's on the screen,
00:42:34
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but they could have just put an Apple over it.
00:42:35
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- Verizon is still on the screen.
00:42:38
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- Yeah, on the lock screen anyway.
00:42:39
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- Yeah, I guess it is, it's still there.
00:42:40
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I was wondering if there was room at the notch.
00:42:42
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- On the lock screen, it's not on the,
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you know, once it's unlocked,
00:42:44
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but it is on the lock screen.
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- I did get a new television.
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- Well, then we might've been there for the last one.
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It depends on when it was, 'cause we--
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- Well, when in 2013, 'cause it was like March-ish.
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- December-ish, maybe December.
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- Okay, so then we were here for it.
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All right, so I apologize.
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"All right, I don't care, let's move on."
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- But that was just, that was where I panic bought
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the last great plasma.
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I had recently, quote unquote, recently bought a plasma
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a couple years before, and I was like,
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"Oh, they're gonna not make plasmas anymore.
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"I better get the best one right now."
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And like, I get the last best Panasonic plasma,
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and then they stopped making them.
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- Oh, that's right, yeah, I think we were around
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for this one, all right, well, nevermind,
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I'll take it all back.
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- Anyway, it's been a long time.
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So I had sort of, I'd been working on this,
00:46:04
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buying, I talked about this in past shows,
00:46:06
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on some of my podcasts, buying the parts,
00:46:08
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because I was afraid I wouldn't be able to get them.
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I was afraid that if I waited until everything was ready to come, then I'd be like, "All
00:46:14
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right, let me order everything that I exhaustively researched for the past eight years."
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And they'd be like, "Oh, sorry, not in stock," or whatever.
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So as soon as I decided what I was getting, I just started buying stuff.
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So for literally months, I've had a brand new receiver and a Blu-ray player that we
00:46:26
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talked about on a past show that I did some surgery on.
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Sitting in my house, I bought the stand for the TV because I can't use the one that it
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comes with because of my weird house situation.
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I half assembled and stuck in a closet gathering dust all waiting for the TV to come.
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While this was happening, like the day before the TV was supposed to be delivered, which
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was like delivered by this special courier or whatever, I bought it from Sony.com directly
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because it was the only place you could order it.
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I don't know if it's available anyplace else.
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I'm sure it will be eventually, but I bought it like within 60 seconds of it becoming available
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on Sony.com.
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I was not announced.
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Thank you to all the people on Twitter who told me, "Hey, it's live on Sony," because
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There was no announced date or time that I was aware of, but anyway, I got my order in,
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and then they had it delivered to this courier who then had to call me and arrange for a
00:47:12
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time for delivery, which was convenient, because I was out of town when they wanted to deliver
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it and I said, "Can you wait until I get back in time?"
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And they said, "Fine."
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But anyway, while I was waiting for the TV to come, I could do some stuff.
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I can take my old TV off, take everything out, because everything has to go.
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The only thing that I didn't actually remove from the entertainment center was my T-Vobe,
00:47:30
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was that staying, but it did move, it's a clean under it or whatever.
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the old receiver, boxed it up, put it away, unhooked all the game consoles, took all the
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other junk off of there, got it all cleaned out, and then I put in the new receiver and
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the new Blu-ray player.
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And the receiver is a pain because I connect all the speaker wires and it's just a logistical
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nightmare but anyway I plugged it all in, put everything back that I could, put the
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Blu-ray player back where the Playstation 3 was because that used to be my Blu-ray player,
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I can have my center channel speaker actually centered on my TV now which is nice because
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it didn't fit on top of the George Foreman grill that was the ps3. I had a ps3 slim but still it's
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rounded on top so you couldn't put a speaker. It's all relative. Yeah you couldn't put a speaker on
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top of it because it would just skitter off. So anyway I was happy with that setup and then I put
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the old tv back temporarily just so I could have a tv to see the screen because what I was going to
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do is set up my surround thing. If you haven't set up a receiver in recent years the way most of them
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work is you put your receiver in you hook up all your speakers and everything and then they mostly
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have either a thing that you do with an on-screen menu or in modern days a thing you can do with
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like an app on your phone or something where they give you, you might be confused when you see this
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in the box, a very very very long thin cord with a little like disc or puck or knob at the end of it
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and that's a microphone and what they want you to do is run whatever their software is, put that
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little microphone basically where your head would be as you sit on the couch and it will play
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through all the speakers in your room and it will adjust the volume and phase and all the other
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stuff of the speaker so that it sounds good in that seating position. There's lots of
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different software that does this. Even my old receiver, which was years and years ago,
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had a system for doing this.
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Wait, what about the people who sit on the other parts of the couch?
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Well, so, the fancier software says, "We don't just measure one position, we can..."
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It has like a 3D model of the room and it says, "Put it in..." Like, if you can imagine
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like the volume of the room with various spots in it, the software I was using had up to
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17 positions that you could measure and it would try to sort of average it together and
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and try to make it sound okay in most of the positions
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with no bad things.
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This is important to me because my room is weirdly shaped,
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my speakers are weirdly placed.
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This is not, like every time you see one of these things
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on TV, it's like I live in a rectangular room
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and my television is directly in front of me
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and the couch is right in front of the TV
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and my surround speakers are exactly at the corner.
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Like I don't know who lives like that.
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Maybe you build like a dedicated home theater room,
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but it's definitely not my room.
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My room is weird shaped, my TV is in the corner,
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nothing is at right angles to anything,
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Nothing is at the height you expect as, you know,
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so I have to do this sound adjustment thing.
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The receiver I bought supports
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two different sound adjustment things.
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One that's like the easier one that's older,
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older and easier and built in.
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I forget what the name of it's called.
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It has some acronym MCCR, whatever, something like that.
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And then the other one, which is the fancy one
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that all the reviews, if you look on YouTube say,
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oh, this is the best, what are they called?
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Room compensation.
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It's the best room compensation feature.
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It's called Dirac Live, D-I-R-A-C space live.
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I think you can do it on your phone.
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I tried to do it on the phone
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and it seemed to be wanting me to download a Mac app,
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so I did, I was more comfortable with that anyway.
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And you run the Mac app,
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and I was using my tripod for my camera,
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'cause the little microphone
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screws into the little tripod top,
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and it tells you where to put it around the room
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with the tripod.
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You know, put it in this seating position,
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that position in front of the couch, behind the couch,
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high, low, 17 different positions.
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- This sounds awful. (laughs)
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- You also do volume adjustment.
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It's kind of fun because the app takes you through kind of like a wizard and it says,
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"First, we're going to test all your speakers to make sure this is supposed to be left front.
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This is the right thing to make sure you're going to be wired correctly."
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And then it does volume adjustment and it plays white noise through each of the speakers.
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It reminded me when I had an infant at home.
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It's just white noise through the house.
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And then when it does the sound testing, it's like, "Don't make any noise.
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If a dog barks or a kid talks or something falls down, it will invalidate the test and
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you have to adjust the microphone gain."
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Anyway, it's not a fun thing to do.
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None of this sounds fun.
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It makes weird noises, because it goes like, whoop.
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It makes various frequency noises and echolocation things
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and low and high volume.
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And those high frequency noises can hurt.
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Yeah, they have a whole thing of like, be careful.
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Start with the volume low and bring it up.
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But you have to have a certain minimum volume.
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If the volume's too low, we'll complain
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and say, but this test didn't work,
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because your volume's too low.
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Turn the volume up.
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So I spent a while doing that.
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Again, this is with the old TV, but the new receiver,
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because the receiver and the speakers aren't going to change
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and the TV isn't really involved in this process at all,
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except showing me the onscreen menus
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to set things up basically.
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And then I'm sitting there with the Mac laptop,
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which was pretty neat.
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It was like wirelessly controlling everything
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through wifi, 'cause the receiver's on wifi, of course,
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in this modern era.
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The app, when they say like, you know,
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the simpler one is built in,
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and this is the more complicated one,
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I should have just used the simpler one.
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This is the more complicated one,
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was really complicated and really time consuming,
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and I'm trying to tell everyone in my house,
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everyone has to be quiet.
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My dog was at least in my problem.
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My kids were like, I'm just gonna walk up and down stairs,
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and you know, because if you move anywhere in my house,
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it makes noise. My house makes noise if you move, right?
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It's an old creaky house.
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Every door clanks, every floorboard squeaks.
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So it was a little bit onerous and didn't particularly enjoy
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it, but it's really important because like I said,
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my room was weird.
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So when the delivery finally came, I'm like,
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oh, this fancy delivery service was expensive too.
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Yeah, they probably don't want to send it to FedEx or,
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you know, UPS.
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They want to send their own dedicated thing.
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So it's like, you know, a courier from the airport.
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We're going to call someone up and they're going to arrange
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for a time. I did all that.
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I double checked because they send all these automated emails
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like your delivery has been delayed.
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'Cause I was like, is that because I delayed it?
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Turns out, yeah, it was because I did.
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So I called back up and said,
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I'm getting a delivery today.
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And they said, yeah, you are.
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Anyway, who comes to my house?
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It's a van with one guy.
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You send one guy with a 65 inch television?
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He's got a little cart with wheels on it,
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but you know, I went out there and helped him
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because I'm like, look, whatever.
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I don't know what Sony pays for this delivery,
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but this thing should be carried by two people.
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The box had like, you know,
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your typical sort of something has punched through this box
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and made a C-shaped hole.
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So there's a little flap dented in.
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- Oh! - Like, it was like,
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how far did that go in, right?
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You know, and I'm like pressing out of it or whatever.
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Luckily that was the backside of the TV
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and it didn't go in very far, but it did.
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I took pictures of it just in case.
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And interestingly, since I had just boxed up my old TV,
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yes, of course I had the original box to mail TV.
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Since I had just boxed up my old TV.
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- Those are not small.
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- Nope. - No, it's not small.
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It was a very big box.
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That was a 55 inch plasma,
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and that 55 inch plasma weighs more than this TV,
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and the box is substantially larger.
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I was surprised when I saw this box.
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I know OLEDs are way less than plasmas,
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plasmas are just big heavy things.
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This plasma had fans in the back of it,
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it had big glass, big bezels around it.
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The new box was smaller.
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In all dimensions, I think it was smaller.
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It just had less stuff in it.
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I was like, "Oh, maybe you should put more padding
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"in this thing."
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Anyway, the way my old box works,
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things were so much better back in the old days
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when Panasonic was still selling things here.
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It's a very large box and you read the instructions
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of how you're supposed to get your TV out of it.
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It's basically like there's a base
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where the TV is stuck in a bunch of styrofoam,
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you know, like vertically,
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and then the top of the box comes off.
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The top of the box goes onto that base
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and touches the ground,
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and the only thing that's holding that together
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are four holes that are through both the sort of top
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and the base and these little plastic sort of grommets
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that go through both of them and snap in.
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That's literally, when you're picking that box up
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by like the little handles on the side,
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you are picking up the cover, the top of the box,
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and that in turn is pulling on those grommets
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and it's picking up the bottom part of the box.
00:54:59
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I was like, "Oh, that always seems,
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"for like a hundred something pound box
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"with the base and everything in there,
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"that seems unsafe or whatever."
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So the Sony comes, we bring it into the house,
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Luckily the guy wasn't some weird setup service thing.
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They were just like, all right, I'm done.
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I brought it into your house.
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I'm like, good, anyway.
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- As if you would let them set it up.
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- Right, no, but the Plasma people,
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we have to open it up and make sure it works.
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Otherwise we won't, 'cause if you blame us for a delivery,
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we have to confirm that it works or whatever.
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And I was like, I don't want it.
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But this guy didn't have to do that.
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So I'm like, how do you open this one up?
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So I look at the little instructions and it says,
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oh, the top lifts right off.
00:55:31
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This is gonna, someone from Sony will explain to me
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how this works, but I was like, okay, well,
00:55:36
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I open up the top of the box and I take some styrofoam out
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and then I see the piece of paper that says,
00:55:41
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"Oh, the top lifts off."
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I take the styrofoam out and I can see the box
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and so I saw, oh, the hole was in the back of the box
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and it didn't hit the TV, so that's good.
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I was relieved about that.
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And then it said just the top of the box lifts off.
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And I lift the top of the box off
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and I'm left with the base with styrofoam
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with the TV sticking out of it.
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And I continue to just take the TV out of the styrofoam
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and put it down on the ground
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'cause I was gonna have to attach the stand to the back
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and all that stuff.
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Only later did it occur to me,
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"Hey, wait a second.
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what was holding the top of the box onto the bottom of the box?
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i do not have that answer right now because i can tell you when i
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when i reassembled the box there is no visible connection i didn't cut any tape
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i didn't remove any grommets and if you put the box back together and
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put your hands in the handles inside and pick it up it just lifts the top back up
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again the bottom just stays behind and i know
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this because the bottom like the stand that it comes with weighs like 50 pounds
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It's like the heaviest thing in the box and I'm not using that so I left that in the box
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So I put that in the box put the top back on put my hands in the handles lift it up and the top comes
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Right off. It's very confusing. I the only thing I can think of is that the styrofoam that's in there
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Your hands go into the handles and grab the styrofoam
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But that styrofoam doesn't extend to the bottom. Maybe that styrofoam grips the TV somehow
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No, no, it's confusing and it doesn't make me feel safe either. Anyway got the TV out
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I'm gonna put the stand on the back. It's it's a third-party stand because I can't use a
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One that came with is too wide. So it's like a pedestal stand. It's from Amazon. It's just some random brand it is the
00:57:11
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Most sturdy looking least embarrassing looking one that I could find
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Lots of them are embarrassing like Casey's visa mounts
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That's that's ugly I would not put that on my thing
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This is just a rectangle with a thing coming out of it and it doesn't
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rotate or anything because I didn't want one that like did anything doesn't move tilt bend rotate
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It's just everything is perpendicular because that's the way I want it. I never want to rotate it
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I never want to tilt it and never want to do anything with it
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Um, and luckily the back of the Sony is flat. I was excited by that
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Uh, no, no weird humps nothing weird like that
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And there was lots of different connection things to put it on with washers and everything. I attached that
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Put it on the the stand connected the cables
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So much fewer cables than I had before, because before I had so many things connected to it.
00:57:57
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Back in my last TV, I couldn't really commit to having everything go through the receiver.
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Every game console was directly connected to the TV and also could be connected through the receiver.
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And I had like two HDMI things hanging out in the back of one, then I could swap them. I wanted like
00:58:11
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lower latency than going through the receiver. Didn't do that this time. It's just one, well,
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start off with two and eventually down to one connection from the receiver to the television,
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and everything else goes to the receiver. Most of my game consoles are now decorative,
00:58:25
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so I removed all their power bricks and everything. Like they used to, you don't
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realize how big the power bricks are. If you have, just to list three of them, if you have the
00:58:34
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Wii, the Wii U, and the GameCube, they all have giant external power bricks and wads of cords
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and everything. It's just a mess back there. I was glad to get rid of that, but I still have
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those consoles there as decorations. Let's see what else I'm going to do with this thing. The
00:58:49
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The back panels are neat.
00:58:51
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There is a place to route the cables,
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and there's these little sort of snap-on.
00:58:55
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Speaking of cars, if you ever know
00:58:56
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what body clips look like on cars,
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where parts of the outside of your car,
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if you see how cars are assembled and disassembled,
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it really makes you wonder
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how they don't fall apart more often,
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because lots of things are glued,
00:59:09
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and lots of things are just clipped
00:59:11
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with these little plastic clips,
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like little just plastic clips
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that probably break when you disassemble them,
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because it's something that snaps
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into a little slot or whatever.
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That's how these things work.
00:59:20
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And it's pretty nice 'cause it's easy to take on and off
00:59:23
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and they snap into place and they hold firmly.
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Very happy with everything about the setup process.
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It went surprisingly smoothly.
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It just barely fits in my house.
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Like I did all the measurements beforehand,
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I'm like I think it'll clear the radiator,
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I think it won't hit the wall,
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I think it won't have to move any furniture.
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Thumbs up on all accounts,
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but I cannot get a bigger television.
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This is a good wake up call to say 65 is the limit.
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A house cannot accommodate a larger television,
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it will literally hit walls.
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And I do wanna leave room for me to like worm behind it
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to get back there and mess with stuff.
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The remote it comes with is nice.
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As with so many things, it embarrasses the Apple remote,
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not because it's an amazing remote,
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but it just shows that it's not hard to do better
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than the Apple remote.
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We loved it so much 'cause the old one was so bad.
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But the Sony remote is,
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it's got sort of like a textured plastic on the back,
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so it's more grippy than the smooth Apple one.
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It's still too small, but it's bigger than the Apple one,
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both length and width.
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It has a pleasing heft to it,
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and the way that they used to make electronics
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feel expensive by making them feel dense.
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They do that with this.
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I don't know what it's filled with,
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probably literally like lead weights or whatever,
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but hey, it works.
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It's got light up buttons that only light up
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when you pick the thing up.
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It's got a speaker on it so you can say something
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and it will make a beeping noise
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so you can find the remote if you lose it.
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Not that that would ever happen to me.
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It's got a very clicky circular wheel on it.
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It's not as good as a TiVo remote, but it feels expensive.
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And it's the first of several remotes
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that came with this setup
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that now exist in my house and have Netflix buttons
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and Amazon Prime buttons and whatever the hell they're,
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branded buttons that are on the things.
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It's just the way of the world.
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The television itself, it's basically edge to edge screen.
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It does have a tiny little chin, like less than an inch high
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and on a 65 inch TV, you don't even notice that
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and it's black.
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In terms of condition, the only place I found blemishes
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on the TV where there's a couple little,
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very small scratches on the metal chin
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that runs along the bottom.
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So small that you have to be like inches away from it
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to see them.
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them when I was peeling off the little static clear plastic whatever that stuff is called
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that they put in all appliances now and that people leave on because I don't realize it's
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there and honestly I would not have seen this either if I hadn't been really close to the tv
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like messing with the stand but yeah there was a little plastic thing over the front and I peeled
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that off and a couple little nicks in the the metal chin but not anything that I would ever do
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anything about and that's where the lights on the front of the television are they're I think maybe
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one or two of them, both of which you can disable.
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- Software features, 'cause you know,
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I'm going through the settings and turning everything off.
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It also comes with a camera that clips on to the back
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and points towards you.
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I thought that was like an optional extra,
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but it's bundled with the TV,
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should be for this price anyway.
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I don't know the quality of the camera.
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When I was attaching it, it's got magnets,
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it's got two little magnets that magnetically,
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it's not MagSafe, but it's got two little magnets
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that click it into this, the thing where it connects
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and it's got a bunch of like little pin connector-y things.
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It's a proprietary connection, right?
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But just, when you click it in like that,
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it's still wobbly.
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I think they made it flexible, so you know,
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'cause it was stiff and you tried to like, you know,
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move it or something, you could crack it or whatever,
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but it's like flexible.
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And the reason I bring this up is because I connected it
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and the TV didn't seem to see the camera at all.
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I just saw, I couldn't find out how can I use this camera.
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I downloaded like a Google meeting app or something
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to see if it would do something and it didn't work
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and I'm like, is this camera used for anything?
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'Cause I'd read reviews and they said,
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oh, the TV will scold you if kids sit too close to the TV
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if it sees them on the camera or whatever, but this wasn't,
01:02:50
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I'm like, is it not connected?
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So I kept disconnecting the camera
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and reconnecting and disconnecting and reconnecting.
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Eventually I found out the TV knows the camera is there
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because there is a mechanical shutter on it,
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you know, a plastic thing that slides in front of the camera
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that you can keep closed if you don't want it to be on
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and you're paranoid or whatever.
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And when you close that,
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a message pops up on the TV screen says,
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your camera, whatever thing is closed,
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it won't work until you open it.
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It's like, aha, you know the camera's there
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and you know that I closed it, but nothing uses it.
01:03:16
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Someone sent me a picture of their same TV
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with a feature like in the settings
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that sees that the camera's there,
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but mine doesn't see it yet.
01:03:22
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And the manual said, you may need a software update
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or whatever, but I've got the latest software.
01:03:27
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Anyway, further news on this camera.
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Eventually, if I can't get it to work,
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I'm just gonna take it off and stick the little panel
01:03:32
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that covers the plug in it, but I'm still willing
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to believe that the camera might do something someday.
01:03:37
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Setup process was fine, it's the first time
01:03:39
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I've ever used Google TV. It's Androidy. It's fine. It's not as responsive as Apple TV.
01:03:45
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It makes me appreciate Apple TV a little bit, but it's plenty responsive. You can download
01:03:48
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apps, it's got all the things you would expect built in. I have yet another way to watch
01:03:51
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Netflix. My Blu-ray player has a way to watch Netflix as well. Everything has a way to watch
01:03:57
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Netflix. What wouldn't? I don't know if it has Apple TV built in, but I think it does.
01:04:00
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I think it's also an AirPlay receiver without the Apple TV as well. I'd mostly do things
01:04:04
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for the Apple TV, but just FYI, it has a smart TV OS thing that's built in there. The only
01:04:09
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stumbling block I came upon when I was setting things up
01:04:12
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was a lot of things, a lot of TV apps when you set them up
01:04:15
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have a thing where, you know, like if you're trying
01:04:17
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to sign into YouTube app or whatever, it's like,
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just launch YouTube on your phone
01:04:21
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and you'll see a little notification.
01:04:23
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You can just say, let me in, right?
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That's as opposed to the old ways and the olden days,
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you would say, go to youtube.com/activate
01:04:29
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and type in this three letter code, right?
01:04:31
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Well, a lot of the apps that do that would say,
01:04:34
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just make sure your phone is on the same wifi network
01:04:36
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'cause your TV and you'll see a thing pop up
01:04:39
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and they'll say it may take up to 30 seconds,
01:04:41
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so be patient.
01:04:42
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Apparently I'm not patient
01:04:43
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'cause I would launch these things
01:04:44
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and I would launch the app on my phone
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and it would say wait 30 seconds
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and I would look at it and I would look at it
01:04:49
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and I realized this TV isn't on the same WiFi network
01:04:52
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as my phone.
01:04:53
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In fact, this TV's not on WiFi at all
01:04:55
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because why would I do that?
01:04:57
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Everything's connected to ethernet back there.
01:04:58
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The Apple TV's on ethernet, the television,
01:05:01
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the Blu-ray player, all the game consoles,
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everything is ethernet, 'cause wires.
01:05:07
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- They can be, they're better.
01:05:08
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- Yeah, I have like a 10-port ethernet switch
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by my TV entertainment center.
01:05:15
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But that means it's not on Wi-Fi, so I'm like,
01:05:17
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I can solve that, I'll just put it on Wi-Fi
01:05:18
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for during the setup process.
01:05:20
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And so I went to Wi-Fi, it found my network,
01:05:22
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I just said enter your password for your network,
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I entered the password, and it shows a little spinner
01:05:26
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for a while, and this thing spins for, I guess,
01:05:29
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60 seconds, and it says, couldn't find your network, sorry.
01:05:33
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I tried my guest network, I tried reentering the password for both of them multiple times.
01:05:38
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This TV will not connect to any of my wifi.
01:05:40
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I googled for it and you googled for Sony TV can't connect to wifi, all you find is
01:05:45
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like SEO spam pages that are just like, I don't know, copy pasta of random things like
01:05:50
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reboot your router or whatever.
01:05:52
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And then real articles from people who just can't get their wifi to work or whatever.
01:05:56
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So apparently it's not a widespread problem or at least not that I know of, but I could
01:06:01
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never get it connected to Wi-Fi.
01:06:03
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I don't need it to be connected to Wi-Fi.
01:06:04
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I don't want it connected to Wi-Fi.
01:06:06
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It's on ethernet, that's fine.
01:06:08
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And in practical purpose,
01:06:10
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I think it probably would have eventually worked
01:06:12
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'cause it is on the same network as my phone.
01:06:14
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It's just not on the same Wi-Fi as my phone.
01:06:16
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And I think when they say
01:06:17
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make sure it's on the same Wi-Fi,
01:06:18
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they just assume everyone uses Wi-Fi
01:06:21
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and not wired connections.
01:06:22
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But it is a kind of a sticking point.
01:06:24
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It's the one thing so far that, besides the camera,
01:06:26
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that it absolutely had not been able to get to work.
01:06:28
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The TV just will not connect to Wi-Fi.
01:06:30
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Each time it tries, it spins for like 60 seconds,
01:06:32
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so it's kind of annoying to work through all that.
01:06:35
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I went through all the settings.
01:06:37
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Boy, there are a lot of settings.
01:06:40
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And for me, you're going through, no, off, no, no, no.
01:06:44
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I was disappointed to learn,
01:06:45
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I don't know, I hadn't realized this,
01:06:47
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but Sony is one of the holdout companies
01:06:49
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that's not doing filmmaker mode in the TVs.
01:06:52
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This is a thing that, I don't know,
01:06:54
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entertainment industry convinced the television industry
01:06:57
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to do, it's filmmaker mode, all caps.
01:06:59
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It's always in all caps, probably,
01:07:00
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'cause I'm branding reason or whatever.
01:07:01
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- Wait, really?
01:07:02
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That's like a standardized name?
01:07:03
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Like mine has it, but I just figured that was just like,
01:07:05
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you know, what they were calling it.
01:07:06
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- No, it's like an entertainment industry group,
01:07:09
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like people who make movies,
01:07:10
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like the movie studios got together with the,
01:07:13
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you know, the TV manufacturers and came up with this thing.
01:07:16
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It is a specific trademarked thing.
01:07:19
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It's kind of like, you know, Dolby Digital or whatever,
01:07:21
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right, like it's not just individual things,
01:07:24
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and it's always all caps, right?
01:07:26
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And the idea behind filmmaker mode is a mode in television
01:07:30
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where the television won't screw up the picture, basically.
01:07:33
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No motion smoothing, no denoising, no over brightening,
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no vibrance adding, no messing with the darks,
01:07:39
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no changing the frame rate, no nothing.
01:07:42
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Show it the way it is on the disc
01:07:45
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or on the stream or whatever.
01:07:47
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It's the most accurate picture mode,
01:07:49
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you're not allowed to enable,
01:07:50
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like that's in the standard filmmaker mode.
01:07:52
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Sony, this TV does not have filmmaker mode.
01:07:56
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So you have to basically make it yourself.
01:07:58
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The custom setting, what they describe it as,
01:08:01
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they say this is the most accurate blah, blah, blah,
01:08:03
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but you still have to go through in custom mode
01:08:05
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and turn off reality creation,
01:08:07
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turn off CineMotion Pro blend, whatever.
01:08:12
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What the hell, all these things.
01:08:13
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All the Sony brand names for like, you know,
01:08:15
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the denoise filtering, the sharpening,
01:08:18
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like just gotta turn all that stuff off.
01:08:20
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And by the way, don't forget,
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you gotta do that for every input.
01:08:26
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- I don't have that many inputs 'cause of the receiver,
01:08:28
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but I did, my receiver confused me,
01:08:30
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'cause I should've read the manual for it first.
01:08:32
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It had two HDMI outs.
01:08:34
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It had one called main and one called sub.
01:08:36
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I'm like, why does it have two?
01:08:37
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I mean, I guess you can, so you can put two TVs,
01:08:39
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but only one of them, like--
01:08:41
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- Is the sub for HDMI ARC for sending to a sound bar
01:08:46
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- No, no, I forget which one supports eARC,
01:08:50
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but it's not, that's a separate thing.
01:08:52
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- Oh yeah, now there is a dedicated ARK/E-ARC port,
01:08:56
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but in the receiver you can say,
01:08:59
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one of the settings I found was like,
01:09:00
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where do you wanna do Dolby Vision?
01:09:01
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Do you wanna do it main or sub?
01:09:03
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I'm like, oh, I can see it.
01:09:05
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It's kind of like zone two, you know, zone two for the audio.
01:09:07
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I think sub is like zone two for,
01:09:09
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if you wanna have literally two televisions
01:09:11
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showing two different things,
01:09:12
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but only one of them can do Dolby Vision.
01:09:13
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So I'm like, oh, forget it.
01:09:14
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I'm just not connecting anything to sub.
01:09:15
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It's just main.
01:09:16
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- And just for the obvious thing here,
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it does not have to subwoofer somehow?
01:09:19
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I mean, I suppose--
01:09:20
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- No, it's an HDMI port.
01:09:22
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there is dedicated subwoofer ports.
01:09:24
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- No, it wouldn't surprise me if there are subwoofers
01:09:27
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that accept HDMI for some reason or something like that.
01:09:29
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I'm right there with you, Marco.
01:09:31
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I'm not saying that's what it is,
01:09:33
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but I had the exact same thought.
01:09:34
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- Does it only send the darkest parts
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of the picture to that port?
01:09:39
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Yeah, there's a crossover setting you can change there.
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So I just have main connected.
01:09:44
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I don't have anything connected to sub,
01:09:46
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but then I had two HDMI ports connected to it.
01:09:48
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That was a little bit confusing.
01:09:50
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So I had to set the settings in both places.
01:09:52
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Doing this, having a television screen, a receiver, a Blu-ray player, an Apple TV box,
01:09:57
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or whatever, there's a lot of fighting for what goes on on the screen.
01:10:02
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Because every one of those devices has something they want to display on the screen that relates
01:10:07
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to the configuration of that device.
01:10:09
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The receiver, for example, can take over the whole screen with just its UI, which looks
01:10:14
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kind of like early 2000s Web 2.0, kind of like lots of gradients and artwork showing
01:10:21
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things or whatever and you can configure the receiver that way right.
01:10:26
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The blu-ray player has like a menu system that's like it looks it looks older than the
01:10:32
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receiver it looks like a very blurry low resolution web page incredibly slow animation like slower
01:10:39
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than any computer has ever been at like moving the focus ring for one thing to the other
01:10:44
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so slow that you would never want to use it so yeah my blu-ray player will do like amazon
01:10:48
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Prime Video and Netflix or whatever, but you would never want to do anything. I
01:10:51
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think it's so slow, so horrible. And then of course the receiver also has another
01:10:57
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way to put UI up on the screen and it's the way, kind of reminds me of when like
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Mac OS X was maybe public beta or maybe the developer preview, one of the
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screenshots I included was like a picture of a Mac desktop or the desktop
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background or the boot screen or something like about you know Mac OS X
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and GUI, but with a bunch of Unix text coming down
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the screen, blacking out, like the text is light text
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on a black background, and everywhere there's text,
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the line of text has like a black border around it, right?
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It's just like, it's kinda, I'm not describing it well,
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but it's as if Unix had come and scribbled over Mac OS.
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- Yeah, it's like when your in-flight monitor
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on the back of the seat crashes and it starts rebooting,
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it's Linux thing, and it starts spinning it
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all over the screen.
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- Right, but imagine that going over the Mac UI,
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only blacking out the parts where the lines are.
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So if it's a short line of text,
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like a little short black that area or whatever,
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that's what the receiver also has a mode
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where it puts up like, it looks like a VCR
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kind of on-screen display from like the late 80s, right?
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Of like a fixed width font, very bit mappy or whatever.
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It can put that on the screen as well
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for a whole other set of features.
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So everybody has a way to,
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and the TV itself can do a bar at the bottom,
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We could do multiple different bars at the bottom.
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We could also do a full screen thing.
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And of course, Apple TV does the full screen thing.
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And there's a lot of UI going on.
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I have not settled this down to the point
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where I'm ready to explain to the family
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how to use the new TV.
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But the good thing about that is that I am now,
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and hopefully by the time you hear this recording,
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an HDMI CEC Unicorn.
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'Cause now everything--
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- Oh, nice! - Everything in this setup
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has been replaced except for the Apple TV and the TiVo.
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and everything works.
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If you pick up the Apple TV remote,
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I know if you pick up the Apple TV remote,
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everything's turned off.
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Pick up the Apple TV remote, hit the power button on it,
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turns TV on, switch to the Apple TV,
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turns the receiver on, just everything works.
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If you turn it off, turns everything off.
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I didn't do anything.
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The Apple TV remote can change the volume
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and do everything like that.
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The TV remote can control the volume
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and can also control the Apple TV somehow
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with like the four-way thing.
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Everything just knows about each other
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and everything works together, I'm just like,
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don't touch anything.
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I didn't do anything to set this up.
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This is just the way it worked.
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The only bad thing is occasionally, if you turn stuff on,
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sometimes the TV wants to show its UI.
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There's a setting that says, hey, when I turn on,
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what do you want me to do?
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And I said, show your last input,
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don't go to the home screen.
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But sometimes people like, they wanna use the TiVo,
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which is the oldest device.
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You'll turn the TiVo on, it'll turn everything on,
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but it'll show the Google TV menu.
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And you have to basically dismiss
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the full screen Google TV menu.
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It's on the right input, but you have to dismiss
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to Google UI to get to the TiVo UI that's underneath it.
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Kind of confusing, still working on it.
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The reason I mentioned the receiver on-screen display,
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like Linux crash thing or whatever,
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is because that's the UI that you have to go to
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to select the configuration that you saved with Dirac Live.
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It's not in the Web 2.0 gradient illustrations
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of RCA connector and speakers and stuff.
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It's not there.
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When you use the Mac app and you save it,
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it's like saving a game on like N64.
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It's like save this in slot one and you have three slots.
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So I saved my configuration to slot one.
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Then you have to use the weird Linux crash desktop UI
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to select it from slot one.
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And I didn't realize, like I'm trying to watch things.
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I'm trying to watch shows, test things out,
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make sure everything works, get the Apple TV
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to output Dolby Vision 4K and everything like that.
01:14:31
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And it's just a battle every step of the way
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is you're like, what menu makes this possible?
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Like you have to go into the receiver and say,
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oh, do you want your output to be 4K or 4K enhanced?
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Like why does 4K not enhanced exist?
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Like change all the outputs to enhance.
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Oh, now it can do Dolby Vision or whatever.
01:14:47
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And we actually watched a television show.
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I watched a television show in my wife's house,
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watched the new TV or whatever.
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Two things, one, it was a TV show
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that we had started on Disney+ already.
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Like not start to start, but I have a habit
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where I will go to the next episode
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and get it to like one second into the next episode
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and pause it so that when we're ready
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to watch the next episode, I don't have to do anything.
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It's already ready to go to the next episode, right?
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This is my way of avoiding the screen
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where I can never find what I was watching.
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So we had already started to watch this episode
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of the show on Disney Plus,
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but we started to watch it on the old TV,
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which was not 4K and not HDR.
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So we watched the whole episode on the new TV,
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and I'm like, this doesn't look like it's HDR.
01:15:26
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I'm like, well, maybe the show is in HDR.
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It also doesn't look like it's 4K.
01:15:29
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well, maybe this is not a 4K show or whatever.
01:15:32
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We watched the whole episode,
01:15:33
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when I'm watching it, the sound is wonky too.
01:15:35
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I'm like, was my old surround just not configured well?
01:15:39
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Does this sound like some of the channels
01:15:41
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sound louder than they should be and the mix is weird?
01:15:43
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Then it started playing the next episode
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and it was 4K in HDR, I'm like whoa.
01:15:47
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So apparently, because I had started the stream,
01:15:51
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it just kept streaming the thing that it had been streaming
01:15:54
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with Rustin for the new TV.
01:15:55
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And the second thing is I figured out,
01:15:56
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oh, I haven't selected slot one.
01:15:58
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the D-Rack Live configuration.
01:16:01
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And so I watched that show
01:16:02
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with just on the default configuration,
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which doesn't compensate for my room's weirdness,
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and it sounded terrible.
01:16:08
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So it took a few attempts to dial things in.
01:16:12
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Once I enabled the D-Rack Live configuration slot,
01:16:14
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I was like, oh, everything sounds way better.
01:16:17
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And there's a lot of that with the different inputs
01:16:20
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and making sure things are configured
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and making sure everything is sending it
01:16:23
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in the enhanced mode and making sure everything is set
01:16:26
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to choose the best quality and it just got so many menus.
01:16:30
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So I think I'm on, I did round one of fixing,
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then I slept on it, did more internet research,
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did round two of fixing, and I guess I'll do round three,
01:16:41
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I don't know, like as I watch more things,
01:16:43
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but I'm getting close, I'm getting close
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to everything working correctly,
01:16:47
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but things went pretty smoothly, I have to say.
01:16:49
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Like there was no, other than not being able
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to get on the wifi, everything eventually worked.
01:16:53
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Oh, one more barrier was the TiVo remote.
01:16:56
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I don't know if people remember the TiVo remotes,
01:16:57
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but you could make the TiVo remote control
01:17:01
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the power, volume, mute, blah, blah, blah
01:17:02
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for your television.
01:17:03
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And the way you do that is you have to type in
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this four digit code for your remote.
01:17:07
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It's like a universal remote code.
01:17:08
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It lets it know how to talk to your TV.
01:17:11
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And then the TiVo menu thing, you go through there
01:17:15
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and you say, what brand of TV do you have?
01:17:16
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And you pick and it says, okay, well,
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it's gonna be one of these six codes
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or one of these 12 codes.
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Hold down these two buttons for five seconds to load.
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where light comes on, then type the code,
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and then try the power button, and just keep doing that.
01:17:27
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I did that for all the codes, and none of them worked.
01:17:29
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And then I'm like, well, this is a brand new TV,
01:17:31
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let me search online.
01:17:32
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I found a bunch more codes for Sony televisions,
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typed them all in, none of them worked.
01:17:37
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And then eventually one of them turned off the TV,
01:17:39
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I'm like, oh, that one worked, okay,
01:17:40
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but the volume seems wonky, so I tried some more codes.
01:17:43
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Like, oh, none of those work either,
01:17:44
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let me go back to the one that worked,
01:17:45
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and then that one wouldn't work either.
01:17:47
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That's when I started having the debugger,
01:17:51
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the programmer debugger thinking, and I think,
01:17:53
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all right, what explains this phenomena?
01:17:55
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And of course it's like, replace the batteries.
01:17:57
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And sure enough,
01:17:58
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it's like depending on, like if I was an inch or two,
01:18:02
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you know, like how far away I was from the television,
01:18:05
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replace the batteries, and now like six of the codes work.
01:18:07
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And so that problem is mostly solved,
01:18:09
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the volume is still wonky,
01:18:10
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but mostly I just need the power button to work.
01:18:11
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But yeah, everything was pretty smooth.
01:18:13
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There's a lot to explore on this TV.
01:18:15
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I am never going to use the Blu-rays interface
01:18:17
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except to play Blu-ray discs,
01:18:19
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'cause that thing is super janky.
01:18:21
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I hope I never have to use the receiver interface once I get everything tuned in.
01:18:25
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I did try my PlayStation 5 in it.
01:18:26
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I tried to play Destiny in HDR 120 frames per second and it was pretty sweet, but not
01:18:33
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sweet enough to burn in my OLED and actually not as good in PvP as my gaming monitor because
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it helps for my old eyes to be really close and see everything in crisp pixels.
01:18:44
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I'm really close to my 27-inch monitor and I'm like 10 feet away from my 65-inch TV.
01:18:49
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So it looked real nice, but honestly, 120 frames per second versus 60, it doesn't affect.
01:18:56
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My reflexes are too slow for that to make a difference.
01:18:59
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The input, the lag difference or whatever, it's not going to save me.
01:19:03
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And when you do 120, it drops it to 1080 in Destiny because the PlayStation 5 can't do
01:19:09
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So I honestly prefer a 4K 60.
01:19:11
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But anyway, the PS5 went back to the gaming monitor, but I did try that out.
01:19:14
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I played Blu-rays, I played movies, I played a bunch of 4K HDR demo footage.
01:19:19
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on YouTube, which was fun.
01:19:21
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Oh, the other thing, I had heard about YouTube TV.
01:19:23
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They're like, "Oh, hey, when you get a 4K TV,
01:19:25
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"you should look at YouTube TV,"
01:19:26
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which is one of those services that lets you
01:19:29
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replace your cable with something that, in theory,
01:19:30
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gives you all the regular channels.
01:19:32
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You pay for HBO and Showtime, you get local channels,
01:19:35
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and it's like a cable package, but over the internet.
01:19:37
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There's a lot of those things,
01:19:38
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but the YouTube TV's selling point is
01:19:40
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they have 4K channels, so I pay for
01:19:43
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whatever the most expensive thing Verizon sells me
01:19:45
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as part of my Fios package to get all the channels,
01:19:47
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Which is nice because I don't have to pay individually for HBO and Showtime, they come
01:19:50
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as part of my cable package, but I still get to use the HBO Max app and the Showtime app
01:19:54
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and all that other stuff.
01:19:55
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So that's convenient.
01:19:57
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But they're not, when you watch them on a TV, like when I watch them on my TiVo, which
01:20:01
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is not 4K anyway, but like the signal that comes to my television through my cable card
01:20:06
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But if you use UTV and my fast internet connection, also from Verizon, this episode has been sponsored
01:20:12
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Is it Verizon's ultra-fast nationwide 5G ultra-wideband network?
01:20:16
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not 5G thankfully it is fiber optic and it's very fast and YouTube TV has
01:20:21
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channels in 4k and you know so you're gonna watch HDTV in 4k you can but not
01:20:26
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through your cable company only through YouTube TV so I tried out YouTube TV but
01:20:30
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it was like a free trial type thing and it seemed pretty expensive it was like
01:20:34
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50 bucks for the base thing plus like you know for each one of the HBO
01:20:37
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Showtime whatever another 12 whatever bucks plus a $9 like a blanket surcharge
01:20:42
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for if you want 4k because that's a thing but anyway I did the free trial
01:20:45
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with everything enabled, 4K blah blah blah.
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And sure enough, you can get 4K versions of channels,
01:20:50
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but their UI for like, you know, going through the guide,
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it only goes one guide slide at a time.
01:20:57
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Like, so, you know, you're on channel five,
01:20:59
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not that that's the channel number, but anyway,
01:21:01
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you're on channel five and you swipe down
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or move the five way, it goes to channel six,
01:21:05
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then seven, then eight,
01:21:06
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like on the big guide grid that you see,
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no one's got time to do that.
01:21:10
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It's not smooth, there's no way to flick scroll it, right?
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Just one at a time.
01:21:15
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and there are so many channels.
01:21:17
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At least on TiVo, you have page up, page down,
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you go through screen falls at a time
01:21:21
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when you're looking at the guide,
01:21:22
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or on Apple TV, you would use the touch pad
01:21:24
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and it would have momentum scrolling.
01:21:26
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I'm sorry, YouTube TV, but that is literally the reason
01:21:29
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I canceled that service is because I cannot imagine
01:21:33
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going through this UI to find things to watch or record.
01:21:36
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It does a DVR type thing as well, a server-side DVR.
01:21:40
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It didn't seem to have a season pass manager either.
01:21:42
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When I canceled it, they sent me this big server,
01:21:44
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like why did you cancel?
01:21:45
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I'm like just copy everything TiVo did
01:21:46
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'cause you have no idea what you're doing.
01:21:50
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- Good 4K content, terrible UI.
01:21:53
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I tried the YouTube TV app on the television itself
01:21:56
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which is a Google, you know, it runs Google TV
01:21:58
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and I also tried the YouTube TV app on Apple TV
01:22:00
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and they were both very bad.
01:22:02
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So it's not even as good as the Netflix UI
01:22:04
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in terms of recommendations and everything.
01:22:05
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They've got a long way to go.
01:22:07
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So I was disappointed by that
01:22:08
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but at least it saves me some money.
01:22:10
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So anyway, I give the whole experience a big thumbs up.
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I am much more excited and impressed by this television
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than anyone else in my family, I can tell you that.
01:22:18
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- There's the surprise.
01:22:19
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- Yeah, no, it's just, they don't care.
01:22:22
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I mean, I show them the footage of the honey
01:22:25
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dripping onto the thing on the black background,
01:22:27
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how are you not impressed by that?
01:22:28
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- What? - There's no blooming,
01:22:30
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it's HDR, every pixel is individually lit up.
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It looks amazing.
01:22:34
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Nobody cared, I'm like, do you understand?
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Like, you can't, I think we need to buy
01:22:40
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a second worst television to put next to it
01:22:42
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and say, "See what a mess this looks like?"
01:22:44
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- Oh my gosh.
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- I'll send you guys a picture.
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I did take a picture of my,
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a beauty shot on my television, if I can find it.
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I will send it to you.
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- Now, I'm sorry, I should have asked this
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a long, long time ago,
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but I didn't want to ruin your whole moment.
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What is the actual model number for this TV?
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- It is the Sony A95K.
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In my opinion, unless you are a hardcore gamer
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with a modern console that you want to play at 4K,
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120 frames per second,
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It is the best television you can buy right now.
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Quantum.OLED Television, Sony A95K.
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The name just rolls off the tongue.
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- You can buy it on Amazon starting in a couple of weeks.
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Yeah, I was wondering when it was gonna appear like--
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- Amazon says it'll be released on August 11th.
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- Yeah, that's nice.
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So check out the picture.
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You can see what you can see in this.
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This probably won't be in the show
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because this is a picture of my house,
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but you can see the center channel speaker
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is now in the center.
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See the stand?
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Very boring.
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- Yeah, that's a very boring stand.
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- Here's an important quality of the stand.
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I can hide cables behind it.
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- That is actually really nice.
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- Do you remember before I had that V-shaped thing
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where I had that, without a hole in the middle,
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so you had to run the cables down the V?
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This, I just have it stuck to the back of that thing.
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Totally hidden.
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- This actually looks pretty nice.
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I mean, I know this is, you know,
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right after cleanup and setup and rewiring and everything,
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so of course this is like as nice as it's ever gonna look.
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- No, it never changes from this.
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This is always how it looks.
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You can ask anyone in my family.
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Nothing about this setup changes.
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Once I get set along the order of the little DVD things,
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which are also decorative, by the way,
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- Those also never change.
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You can see the right edge of the TV.
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See how it's over the radiator and almost touching the wall?
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- And on the left side, there's a big enough channel
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for if I move those plastic bins,
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I can squeeze myself through there,
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putting my butt into the window, right?
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- Like to reach behind it for the wiring?
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- To get behind it to do all the wiring stuff.
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- Yeah, no, you're right.
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This is as big as you can go in that spot.
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For sure, unless you somehow rearrange that room
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to have the TV not in the corner.
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but I don't, you can't put it over to the left, right?
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Isn't there a mantle there?
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- There's a gigantic fireplace and a mantle there.
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- Yeah, so you can't, yeah, so I think this is it.
01:24:45
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This is as big as you can go.
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- Yeah, and that shade on the left
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is light blocking shade, right?
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So you don't get any light behind the thing.
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You can see this stupid camera on the top of it.
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I do like this stand, it's served me well.
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It's got glass shelves, holds everything up pretty well.
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I did micro level it, 'cause of course
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nothing in my house is level.
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- Micro level? - Yeah.
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- What is micro leveling?
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It's mostly level.
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If you put a level on it and you look at the little bubble,
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it's between the two lines,
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but is it in the middle between the two lines?
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And so when I micro-leveled it, I leveled everything.
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What I wanted to tell was, is the third party stand level?
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'Cause maybe the third party stand is wonky, right?
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So that's why I was looking at it with the level again.
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I realized the right side could go up a little.
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And I didn't want to try to put any tiny shims
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under the right side of the piece of furniture
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'cause it's so heavy with all that stuff on it.
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and it only needed to go up small.
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So what I did was I took some cardboard out of the recycling,
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like not cardboard, like corrugated cardboard,
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but like the cardboard box that plastic Ziploc bags come in,
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that kind of cardboard, and I cut one thickness of that,
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one tiny square of that, and I put one of those
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underneath each of the right hand feet on the stand.
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Now it's really level.
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- I'm so happy for you.
01:25:59
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- Does it bother you?
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I don't even want to, I don't even want to, nevermind.
01:26:04
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- No, go ahead, tell me.
01:26:04
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Is there something, some problem with metallurgy
01:26:07
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that I need to address?
01:26:08
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I'm prepared.
01:26:09
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- Does it bother you that the bezel is thicker
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on the bottom than the other sides of it?
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- Oh yeah, no, it's fine.
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Like I said, that's the only place where there's a bezel,
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that there's like that less than one inch wide metal strip
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across the whole thing.
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I think this is also before I turned off the LED,
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so I think it's on in this thing.
01:26:23
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It's like a status indicator for the microphone,
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'cause of course this thing has a microphone
01:26:26
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that you can make listening or whatever,
01:26:27
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but no, it's a chin, but it's like,
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it's the smallest chin you've ever seen.
01:26:32
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I was saying it was disconcerting to her
01:26:33
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that the image went to the edge of the thing.
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Oh, and you know this about quantum dot OLEDs,
01:26:38
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but the viewing angle is unbelievable.
01:26:41
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Plasmas have good viewing angles, and so do most OLEDs,
01:26:43
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but 'cause this thing is on an angle,
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you can get some pretty harsh angles
01:26:46
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if you're coming in the room against the wall, whatever.
01:26:48
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It never changes.
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It's the same brightness, the same colors,
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from any direction.
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It's phenomenal looking, but yeah,
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the chin doesn't bother me at all.
01:26:57
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- Yeah, our beach TV is the stupid Samsung frame,
01:27:00
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which is LCD, and not even a very good LCD.
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It's just like a bog standard kind of edge-led LCD.
01:27:06
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And every time we go to Westchester
01:27:09
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and I have my old OLED there,
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every time I'm like, whoa, first of all,
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good to see the Minecraft HUD burned in still.
01:27:17
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But second of all, oh my God, it looks so much better.
01:27:19
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Like it's, when I go from LCD to OLED,
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oh my God, such a big difference.
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It is so much better.
01:27:29
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- And QD OLED versus WRGB OLED
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is yet a step farther in viewing that
01:27:34
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because the regular OLEDs do color tint off axis
01:27:37
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and get a little bit dimmer, not as bad as LCDs obviously,
01:27:39
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but a little bit, but this QD OLED
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just does not change from any angle.
01:27:43
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It is really, it's kind of disconcerting.
01:27:45
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It's pretty amazing.
01:27:47
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We're talking about those plastic bins you see
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next to the thing that just have a bunch of like
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old GameCube controllers and stuff in there.
01:27:55
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My office is like, well, now that you don't have
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the GameCube connection anymore,
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we can get rid of those bins.
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and like, eh, I don't know.
01:28:01
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They're kind of an important decorative element
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of the setup.
01:28:04
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- Wait, those just live there for like all the time?
01:28:07
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- Yeah, I mean that's where all--
01:28:08
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- No, you can't have that.
01:28:09
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- If you wanna use one of the consoles,
01:28:11
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that's where like the Wiimotes are
01:28:13
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and the GameCube controllers which are wired,
01:28:15
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there's a Wavebird in there, the memory cards,
01:28:17
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like all that stuff is in there.
01:28:18
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- Your TV setup is so carefully curated
01:28:22
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to look nice and everything,
01:28:23
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you can't just have plastic bins sitting next to it.
01:28:26
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- But the plastic bins are also carefully curated.
01:28:28
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Like for example, the white--
01:28:30
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You gotta have that nicer.
01:28:31
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If that stuff has to be there,
01:28:33
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you gotta have some kind of nice little piece there.
01:28:36
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It can't just be plastic bins, no.
01:28:38
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- So like I said, that white GameCube controller
01:28:40
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that you can see in the bottom bin with one handle of,
01:28:42
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that is a brand new, never been used white GameCube
01:28:45
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controller just sitting there pristine inside the thing.
01:28:48
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- Yeah, that is not on display, Jon.
01:28:50
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That's just in a bin.
01:28:51
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- It's kind of on display.
01:28:52
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- No, it's just in a bin.
01:28:53
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- No, that's just in a bin.
01:28:54
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- I don't get it when I think about it.
01:28:55
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Anyway, they're nicely, also, the important function is,
01:28:57
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we have to put something there because there's an outlet
01:28:59
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behind there that things are plugged into.
01:29:03
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Not attractive looking things.
01:29:05
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So, like there's a clock on the mandel,
01:29:08
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but it's a USB powered clock, and it's connected
01:29:10
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to like a USB cable that plugs into a wall wart type thing.
01:29:13
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So I do need something to block,
01:29:15
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like the speaker wires go by there,
01:29:16
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you can't really see 'em, but the speaker wires
01:29:18
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are going that direction too.
01:29:19
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So I need something there to hide the shame of the un--
01:29:23
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- Well, but you have to put something
01:29:24
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that doesn't add its own shame.
01:29:26
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Clear plastic bins full of stuff are their own shame.
01:29:28
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- I like, I'm comforted by the idea
01:29:31
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of having clear plastic bins filled with console controllers.
01:29:34
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There's also a very slim PS2 inside there as well.
01:29:37
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And there's a couple of spare HDMI cables.
01:29:39
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They could be a little bit neater.
01:29:40
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There's a little bit of a disruption to the stuff in there,
01:29:43
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let's say when I was just, you know, removing,
01:29:45
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so I could rearrange them a little bit.
01:29:47
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But actually kind of like having bins full
01:29:49
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of old console controllers next to my television.
01:29:51
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It makes me feel good.
01:29:52
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Same reason, like, why do I have all those things on the TV?
01:29:54
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The things that are DVD size cases.
01:29:56
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First of all, they're DVD size cases instead of Blu-rays,
01:29:58
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'cause DVD cases are taller.
01:30:00
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They're basically filling space,
01:30:02
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and what they are are games that I really like,
01:30:04
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mostly in the order that I like them.
01:30:07
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Modulo, an order that makes the color arrangement nice.
01:30:10
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The right-hand side is the only thing to adjust.
01:30:12
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It's a little bit off.
01:30:13
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But yeah, that's decorative,
01:30:17
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and also it's displaying favorites.
01:30:19
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And if you were to look to the left,
01:30:21
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you will see another area filled with decorative/favorites
01:30:24
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of more DVD cases than Blu-ray cases.
01:30:26
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It's not ideal, but it's kind of what I've gotten used to.
01:30:30
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- See, that's something like, I think your arrangement
01:30:32
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of anachronistic DVD cases and game discs
01:30:35
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that you can't play anymore, that actually,
01:30:36
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I think, looks nice.
01:30:38
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But then when you compare it to the plastic bins of crap
01:30:41
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to the left, those don't look right.
01:30:43
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- Crap, that's not crap.
01:30:44
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Those GameCube controllers alone
01:30:45
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could put kids through college.
01:30:47
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People want those.
01:30:48
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Completely unused, original Nintendo--
01:30:50
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- So sell them now while they're still worth anything.
01:30:53
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- Oh, they're priceless to me.
01:30:56
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So you want those what you're saying? No one else wants them as much as you do
01:31:00
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Another another happy coincidence, right?
01:31:03
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So you see the TiVo there on top of the TiVo is my new blu-ray player, which is just a black rectangular whatever
01:31:08
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I would have a reverse that arrangement, but the TiVo is deeper
01:31:11
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So I got to put the bigger one on the bottom and then above that is my center channel speaker. There is zero space
01:31:17
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That speaker is literally touching the the top thing you you slide it and it goes
01:31:22
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Like it is touching the underside of that table
01:31:25
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I did not plan this, but it exactly fits.
01:31:29
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- Which means that you can never replace
01:31:30
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the TiVo or the Blu-ray player.
01:31:32
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- Yeah, I don't know.
01:31:33
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Well, what would I buy if they don't make
01:31:34
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any different Blu-ray players?
01:31:36
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And the TiVo, someone's just offering me
01:31:37
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a potentially another TiVo Romeo Pro,
01:31:39
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which is the model I have,
01:31:40
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which is the best TiVo that has ever been made.
01:31:42
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If you buy a brand new TiVo today,
01:31:44
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you cannot get one with as much storage space
01:31:46
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as the one that's sitting there, which boggles my mind.
01:31:48
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Like that thing is, what, five years old, six?
01:31:50
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Like hard drive size is huge now,
01:31:52
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but now they're all smaller and crappier.
01:31:54
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Anyway, I hope it never breaks.
01:31:57
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If it does, I might just leave it there
01:31:58
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as a decorative element.
01:31:59
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- You know, we were speaking of, you know,
01:32:01
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Sean Harding had talked to us about the Audi,
01:32:03
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you know, endpoints and deprecations.
01:32:05
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I guarantee that the TiVo is not gonna be around much longer.
01:32:10
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- They should have been dead a million times over.
01:32:11
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I don't understand how they're still functioning,
01:32:13
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and yet they do, and the TiVo still has
01:32:15
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an amazing responsive interface that is nicer to use
01:32:17
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than any of the modern things.
01:32:19
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It looks old and dated now,
01:32:21
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but just how fast it plays, pauses,
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jumps forward and backwards and auto skips commercials
01:32:25
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by hitting the green button, like nothing matches that.
01:32:28
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- I mean, it seems like at this point,
01:32:29
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TiVo is kind of undead.
01:32:31
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Like, I think it seems like it should have died
01:32:33
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so many times, it seems like it shouldn't still be working,
01:32:35
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and yet it is.
01:32:36
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At this point, it seems like it's unkillable,
01:32:38
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and I would expect it to outlast
01:32:40
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probably everything else in this picture.
01:32:42
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- We'll see, I mean, that Blu-ray player
01:32:43
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is the same one they've been selling
01:32:44
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for six years or whatever, so.
01:32:46
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Let us continue to sell that as a Blu-ray classic.
01:32:48
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I can't get enough, I really should have taken
01:32:50
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some screenshots of the UI, or some movies of it.
01:32:53
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you would, however bad you think it is, it's worse.
01:32:56
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Well, John, I am genuinely happy for you.
01:32:58
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I am glad that after a long arduous eight years,
01:33:03
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you are finally in a position to get a brand new television.
01:33:06
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And it sounds like you aren't going to need to buy one again for a long time.
01:33:09
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I really hope not. Or, I mean,
01:33:13
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I kind of feel like when I got my power Mac G five, I was buying, you know,
01:33:17
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the first, like people remember there was a big,
01:33:20
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just continuity with the Power Mac G5,
01:33:23
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'cause the G4 was stuck for a really long time
01:33:25
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with the slow front side bus,
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and it's like, when are they gonna make a tower computer
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that's worthy of the processor or whatever?
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And they came out with the G5,
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which had amazing specs that leaked,
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but no one believed 'cause they were so amazing,
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and it was the very first generation of that product.
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And it had problems, and it was weird.
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Like my power supply chirped,
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and it was like, they would work it out.
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You know, it produced a lot of heat.
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The fans were a little bit noisy.
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They would make better G5 tower computers later,
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and eventually much better Intel-based Mac Pros
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in the same case, right?
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This is the very first generation quantum.OLED television.
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There's a Samsung one and there's this one.
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And they come in 55 and 65 and size.
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I'm buying a first generation product.
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And so that's a little bit scary,
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but A, I didn't wanna wait any longer.
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And B, I think for a first gen product,
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unless there's some catastrophic problem
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that we haven't figured out yet, I'm doing okay.
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And if this, you know, if I have to replace this television,
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like if something goes wrong,
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oh, it turns out the first gen products,
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they all died after two years.
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I'll just buy another QD OLED,
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and by then they would have worked out the kinks,
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and it hopefully won't be as horrendously expensive as this.
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So I'm living in your future.
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Someday you will all, listeners and co-hosts,
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have a quantum.OLED television probably,
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and you'll like it a lot, 'cause it's really nice.
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- Well, and I think too, first generation,
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it would be one thing if this was the first OLED,
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but it's not.
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It's the first of an evolution of existing technologies.
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The very first OLEDs probably had significant more problems
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with like burn-in and stuff like that,
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or the blue pixel's dying more over time or whatever it is.
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But this is, I would expect this being
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just a minor evolution really of all the technology.
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I would expect this to be pretty safe.
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- Yeah, I mean they have learned a lot from the other OLEDs,
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but technologically speaking,
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this screen just operates differently than the other ones.
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It has a different backlight,
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it has different pixel structures,
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they manufacture in a different way.
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It's learned a lot from the other ones,
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but the technologies that are in the very best WRGB OLEDs
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are actually slightly different than this.
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Like the way they deal with their issues,
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I think the new WRGB OLEDs use like deuterium or something
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to try to like avoid burn-in.
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Like they have different approaches,
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whereas this one has defense against burn-in
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for different reasons,
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because it doesn't have to make the backlight as bright
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because more of the light gets transmitted
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so they can turn the backlight down
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and they can match the brightness of WRGB OLEDs
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at a fraction of the power
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and a fraction of the actual light output
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because more of the light actually makes it
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to your eyeballs.
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Same thing with like the polarizer and everything
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and the pixels being kind of closer
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to the surface of the screen,
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not really, but looking like that,
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because there's less crap between the thing
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that makes the color and your eyeballs.
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That's why the viewing angles are good,
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that's why the color purity is good.
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There's no white subpixels,
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so there's just red, green, and blue on all of them.
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The pixels are in a different arrangement.
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So if you looked at this next to WRGB OLED,
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it actually looks definitely different.
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So there is a potential of this
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to be catastrophically terrible,
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and me to regret this in two years, but I really hope not.
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- I don't think you will.
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I think you're gonna be very happy with this.
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probably for longer than you should.
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Ahem, TiVo, ahem all your Mac Pros, ahem your last TV.
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- Can you imagine if they made a 4K TiVo Romeo Pro?
01:36:26
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- Boy, I would love that.
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- You're the only one left who would buy it.
01:36:29
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- Yep, just me.
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But I would pay a lot for it.
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- Thanks to our sponsors this week,
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You can join at atv.fm/join.
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And we will talk to you next week.
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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♪ We've got no tech broadcast so long ♪
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- So forever ago, I put in a thing in the show notes
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for the after show that I thought we would get to
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at some point and we just haven't yet, that's fine.
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And what I wrote was,
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is it okay to copy a competitor's API?
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And I don't remember what specifically
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got me thinking about this,
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but I thought about how like,
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Android didn't necessarily copy an API
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as much as they copied like all of Java.
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And then, or I probably have the details wrong about that,
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but you get the idea.
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And then semi-recently, Cloudflare came out
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with this R2 thing, which I guess is like
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an Amazon S3 clone or something like that.
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And now this is suddenly relevant anew.
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So Marco, what you been up to lately?
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- So the reason I brought this up,
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or the reason I thought today was good for this,
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was literally just today,
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I used an S3 clone service for the first time.
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And it was our sponsor, Linode,
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it was their Linode object storage service,
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which is another S3 clone.
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Backblaze has their own too, Backblaze B2 it's called,
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which I've mentioned before,
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because that's one of the storage backends
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that you can use with various backup tools
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for things like Synology backups and things like that.
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And so what most of these services do
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is they implement the S3 API
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with an S3-like service behind it.
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I don't know, so Linodes seems to be running
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the software package called Ceph, C-E-P-H.
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I don't know how many of them are Ceph-based or what, but--
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- Based on my experience with Ceph,
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I'd worry about that a little bit,
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but I can tell you on this,
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so it's not just services like B2 and this Cloudflare thing.
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Everybody implements the S3 API.
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If you buy quote-unquote enterprise storage,
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like you buy like a hardware with a bunch of boxes
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that you're gonna put in your data center
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from like EMC or Dell or IBM,
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They also, all those boxes, also support the S3 API.
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It has become the standard storage API
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across the entire enterprise storage industry.
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And by the way, when they say we implement the S3 API,
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they always mean we implement a subset of the S3 API
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as it existed in whatever we made this,
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because the S3 API is always changing
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and nobody implements all of it.
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Doesn't matter if you're just doing gets and puts
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and stuff like that, but the S3 API does not stand still
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and nobody implements all the features.
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But it is standardized.
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this is relevant to the discussion,
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it is standardized across the entire industry.
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Everybody implements the S3 API.
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- For the most part, and you're right,
01:40:12
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it is always a subset and it is oftentimes outdated,
01:40:15
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but frankly, when you look at Amazon's full S3 feature set,
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there is so much complexity available there
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that almost no users of it actually need.
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Now, if you're one of the people who needs it,
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obviously, great, good for you,
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but most usage of S3 and its various clone services
01:40:34
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or compatible services, whatever you wanna call them,
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is that just basic stuff, you know, get, put, list,
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you know, stuff like that.
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- Yeah, but like a million features they have though,
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it's kind of like the thing where like
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you have a thousand customers,
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each of which needs one one-thousandth of your feature set
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and it's spread over the whole thing,
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'cause those features don't exist for no reason.
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Companies ask for them.
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I have this experience on my past job.
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We wanted features from S3 that S3 didn't provide
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and through the magic of giving them millions of dollars
01:41:02
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for AWS services and waiting several years,
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those features appeared in S3 and we used them
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and it made our lives better.
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We may be the only people,
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this is probably not a feature,
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we weren't the only people,
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I think it's a common thing or whatever,
01:41:15
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but like every one of those features in S3 is there
01:41:17
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because some big company that pays AWS millions
01:41:21
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and millions of dollars wanted it and they put it there
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and those companies use it and they're never gonna remove it
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because you've got multimillion dollar customers using it.
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But when you're using a third party thing,
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like, I don't know what you wanna call it,
01:41:33
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like a clone service or whatever,
01:41:35
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they just implement whatever subset
01:41:36
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they feel like they wanna support.
01:41:37
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And they're not as big as AWS,
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they probably don't have customers paying the million dollars
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so, you know, we do the basic file operations
01:41:45
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and people are happy, but those things that are in SD
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aren't there for no reason.
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- Oh no, agreed, it's not for no reason,
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but yeah, but I think it's usually very narrow appeal
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for most of them.
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And this is true, you know, most of AWS,
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like when you, if you, like me, originally used AWS
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in like 2008 or something, or back when it was much younger
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and much simpler, if you look at it today,
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it's almost unrecognizable with how much complexity
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there is in various parts of it.
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But there is a large market for that simpler subset
01:42:17
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of things, and for most people like me,
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like making a web app that uses some kind of basic storage
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or something, whatever subset is implemented
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by these clone services is everything we need plus more.
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So anyway, the reason I was looking at this
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is that I've been looking to, with my overcast servers,
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I've been looking to both reduce cost if possible
01:42:39
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and where possible and also increase resiliency
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to reduce the amount of headroom I have performance wise
01:42:46
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and to reduce the incident of problems
01:42:49
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that I have to deal with,
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because if things get overloaded or whatever.
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And so one of the ways I was doing that
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was kind of taking advantage of S3 as both infinite space
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and cheap space and as kind of infinite load capacity
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for high requested things and to offload
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certain high volume requests off of my main infrastructure
01:43:12
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because I've run all these servers at Linode,
01:43:14
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I have all these app servers,
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I have a couple of load balancers in front of them
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and the more requests I can not even send there,
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the easier the load is on those servers
01:43:25
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and then it can save money on those servers
01:43:26
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and save resources and have more headroom
01:43:28
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and stuff like that.
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So, using S3 and also putting Cloudflare in front of it,
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not CloudFront, not the Amazon CDN,
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Cloudflare, the entirely separate service.
01:43:40
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- You mean CloudWatch?
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- No, I mean CloudFlare.
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- Not CloudWatch, not CloudFlare, not CloudFront.
01:43:46
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- And the trick with CloudFlare is that it's a CDN
01:43:52
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that is flat rate and does not charge you for transfer.
01:43:56
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It's unlimited, whatever that means in technology,
01:43:59
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there's always a bunch of asterisks,
01:44:00
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but it's at least unmetered, seemingly, transfer.
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You don't pay per byte served.
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And it's not that expensive.
01:44:08
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They have a free plan, I'm using the one
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that's 200 bucks a month, and I'm sending hundreds of gigs,
01:44:13
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I'm sending much more bandwidth through it
01:44:16
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than what that would normally buy.
01:44:18
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It's like hundreds of gigs per day
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that I'm serving through there.
01:44:20
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It's a large amount of bandwidth for a $200 a month plan.
01:44:24
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And frankly, I think I actually could be fine
01:44:27
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on the free plan.
01:44:28
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The downside of Cloudflare being your CDN
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is that its retention is pretty crappy.
01:44:36
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So you get what you pay for in terms of its cash retention.
01:44:38
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And so it does have to go back to the origin a lot,
01:44:41
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which in my case is S3.
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And you do pay for that.
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'Cause Amazon charges you not only some small amount
01:44:48
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per request, but they also charge you most significantly
01:44:51
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in transfer costs, like whatever--
01:44:53
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- Egress only though.
01:44:54
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- Yes, egress only.
01:44:56
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- And you can do anything within AWS.
01:44:59
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It's so many asterisks on how they charge for S3,
01:45:02
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including data transfer.
01:45:04
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You have to know where you're sending from,
01:45:05
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where you're sending to.
01:45:07
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- Yes, however, and that being said,
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I think you can look at a lot of Amazon Web Services pricing
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and some of it's reasonable.
01:45:14
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the data transfer, the egress fees are exorbitant.
01:45:19
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They have very, very healthy profits on those.
01:45:24
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This is like Apple RAM pricing for transfer.
01:45:28
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- It's different though because in AWS,
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people don't pay those prices.
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It's kind of like-- - Well, I do.
01:45:34
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- Yeah, but yeah, if you're,
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big companies don't pay the prices that you see.
01:45:38
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Little people who are doing one thing,
01:45:39
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yeah, that's what you pay, but nobody,
01:45:41
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nobody who's a big company pays the prices
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that you see listed on AWS.
01:45:44
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- Yeah, so anyway, so I'm serving a couple of things here.
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I'm serving the podcast artwork thumbnails from there,
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so that way when you bring up the directory,
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when you search, those thumbnails load really fast.
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I'm also, in the latest update of Overcast,
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I'm serving the kind of like Overcast custom JSON format
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of episode list data, so like the list of episodes
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that are in a feed in my data format
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that is sent to the app,
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that is now being served from the CDN.
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And the idea here is when a podcast publishes a new episode,
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that gets updated and then the server
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sends a push notification to all the copies of the app
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saying hey, update this.
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And then all the copies of the app
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that are subscribed to that feed
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all have to pull that same file within a few minutes.
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So I figured a CDN is perfect for that
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because not only will it be faster,
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but that's a whole bunch of cache hits
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that won't hit any part of my infrastructure.
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So it'll save on my end, it'll save those big load spikes,
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which it does, and it's been great.
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The downside is that, again, the Cloudflare hit rate
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is not great because their retention rate isn't very good
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because, I mean, I'm talking hundreds of gigs of data here
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that are potentially being cached,
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and they're not gonna spend hundreds of gigs of their RAM
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holding all my data in memory for 200 bucks a month.
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So that makes sense, I'm not blaming them,
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it is what it is.
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So anyway, so I started looking for options
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that would save money because I learned,
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I just started doing all of this in the month of July,
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it is now August, and my July bill for AWS
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is comically large, and so it could almost buy John's TV.
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- Good, nice.
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- So I'm like, all right, the part of this
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that was supposed to be saving me money is not working,
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It's actually now costing me more to host things this way
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than it was in the old way, so let me revisit
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the cost angle of this.
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And so there's a couple of options.
01:47:44
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So there's apparently a deal between Backblaze
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and Cloudflare that if you use Backblaze's clone,
01:47:52
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the B2 service, they don't charge you for bandwidth
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when it's being sent to Cloudflare.
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So that's an option, that I could use the Backblaze B2
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service as my backend instead of S3,
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and pay no fees in transfer.
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Another option, which is the one I'm trying first,
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is Linode, frequent sponsor of the show,
01:48:13
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including this episode, and the place I host all my servers,
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and by the way, I pay, Linode does not pay
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for my servers for me, they pay us for their ads,
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but my account is a regular account that I just pay for,
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Overcast pays it full price, I don't get any special
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discounts or anything like that.
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So I buy a lot of Linode servers.
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And Linode has their object storage service,
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which is their S3 clone.
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It is something like five times cheaper than S3
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for the transfer fees.
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And if I'm reading the docs correctly,
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I think first it exhausts the transfer
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that I'm already paying for in my Linode plan.
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'Cause every Linode server that you buy
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comes with 2,000 gigs a month
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or something like that of transfer.
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And I buy so many servers that I never come close
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to using all that.
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I have a massive surplus of transfer every month
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from Linux that I don't use.
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So not only is it five times cheaper
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when you are paying per gig,
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but I think I am actually not gonna be paying much at all
01:49:14
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because I think I'm gonna actually be fitting
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within my giant surplus that I have from all my servers.
01:49:17
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So I'm trying that now first.
01:49:20
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And all this is to say, when I first adopted all of this
01:49:24
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with my code base over the last month or so,
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The first, I've written against S3 since Tumblr.
01:49:31
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I've used S3 for a very long time.
01:49:33
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Tumblr stored every image that people have loaded in S3.
01:49:36
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So I've written against it using PHP for a very long time.
01:49:40
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I've been through the various complexities
01:49:42
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as they went to their complex ACL system,
01:49:45
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their complex user system,
01:49:47
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when they changed the signature method
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from the old really basic AWS signature thing
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to the new signature version two.
01:49:54
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I've gone through all that.
01:49:56
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And when I went to go integrate this,
01:49:59
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I'm like, you know what, let me look and let me make sure.
01:50:01
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Overcast has been using S3 since its beginning,
01:50:03
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'cause I had the file upload feature,
01:50:05
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but that was using the old v1 signature method
01:50:07
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and a couple of these 15 line functions I wrote
01:50:11
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to just do basic S3 commands.
01:50:13
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But I thought, well, if I'm gonna be building
01:50:15
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this significant part of my infrastructure now on S3,
01:50:18
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let me make sure I'm doing everything
01:50:20
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the most up-to-date way.
01:50:21
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That way, I don't have to worry so much about deprecations
01:50:24
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for a longer time, et cetera.
01:50:26
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So I learned about the various different ways
01:50:29
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you're supposed to now address S3,
01:50:30
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including the new signature method.
01:50:31
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I did all that, 'cause I looked at the S3 library
01:50:36
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for PHP I'm supposed to be using from them,
01:50:39
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and it's like 100 files, and it's thousands of lines
01:50:42
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of code, many thousands of lines of code.
01:50:45
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- Oh my word. - And it is,
01:50:46
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because S3 is now this monster of a service
01:50:51
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inside of Amazon Web Services,
01:50:53
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which is this monster of a suite of services,
01:50:55
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it's so far beyond what I need,
01:50:57
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which literally what I need is like,
01:50:59
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get, put, list, delete, and generate authenticated URLs.
01:51:03
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What I need is the feature set it had in 2008.
01:51:07
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I just need that today.
01:51:09
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I literally don't need anything else.
01:51:11
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Maybe HTTPS support.
01:51:13
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I don't even need that.
01:51:15
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That's just optional.
01:51:16
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Anyway, so I see,
01:51:21
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When I look at what I have to do to use their PHP library
01:51:24
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and the amount of bloat and I look at the code
01:51:29
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and it's like a middleware factory,
01:51:31
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I'm like I don't even know what half these words mean.
01:51:34
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And I don't even know what this is doing.
01:51:36
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The old way of doing this was a 15 line function
01:51:39
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in my utilities file.
01:51:40
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Clearly there has to be a simpler way.
01:51:43
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So of course I wrote my own, of course, right?
01:51:45
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It's nobody's surprise.
01:51:47
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- And so I have my entire S3 class
01:51:50
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that does everything you need to do in the most modern way
01:51:52
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is 250 lines of code in one file.
01:51:55
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And the classic's just called S3.
01:51:57
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There's no like namespace garbage with PHP's backslashes,
01:51:59
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all this crap, like no, it's just one file called S3
01:52:02
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and it's 250 lines and it's very, very simple
01:52:05
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and it does everything, the new signature and everything.
01:52:07
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Anyway, so all this is to say, of course I wrote my own
01:52:09
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and it took a couple days to do it,
01:52:11
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but it was totally worth it in my opinion
01:52:13
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for my needs and goals.
01:52:15
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So when I started playing with, when I started deciding,
01:52:17
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all right, I'm gonna use, I'm gonna try out
01:52:18
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these clone services and see what works for me.
01:52:21
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I thought, well crap, I wrote all of this
01:52:23
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to the brand new, I guess not brand new,
01:52:27
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but to the newest AWS Signature V2
01:52:30
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and all these new ways of addressing the host name
01:52:33
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and everything and I thought,
01:52:35
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there is no way all these clone services are gonna,
01:52:38
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like I'm gonna have to rewrite the old method
01:52:40
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in my new file and figure out how to do it and everything.
01:52:43
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But I'm like, let me just try it first.
01:52:45
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And I tried literally just swapping out the host name
01:52:49
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to the Linode endpoint, and it just worked.
01:52:52
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And that was it.
01:52:53
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- That's because all the stuff you were describing is new
01:52:56
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was like five years ago.
01:52:58
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It's like it's not that new.
01:52:59
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- Right, but even then, who knows how long
01:53:03
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these services have been around, who knows,
01:53:06
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whenever Ceph started, they probably forked it then
01:53:09
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and haven't really updated since.
01:53:10
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User in the chat, heavy machinery says,
01:53:15
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I should write my own S3 called Overcast 02.
01:53:20
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That's fantastic, I totally would.
01:53:22
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I thought about it.
01:53:26
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Just for my own use, just for cheap posting reasons.
01:53:30
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I kind of did that at my last job.
01:53:33
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I'm sure this is not an uncommon thing.
01:53:36
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Don't recommend it.
01:53:37
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Just use S3.
01:53:39
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Yeah, so anyway, I think ultimately,
01:53:43
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my needs are simple enough that hopefully I can use
01:53:45
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one of these other services because the cost is literally,
01:53:48
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it's like five times less or even cheaper.
01:53:51
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So I'm trying that out, but anyway,
01:53:53
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all this is to say I'm very impressed by how,
01:53:56
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it literally was just a drop in replacement.
01:53:58
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And in fact, all of the documentation for these services
01:54:02
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that say like how to access them,
01:54:04
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they even tell you just use Amazon's library
01:54:06
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and just change the endpoint to this one hostname
01:54:09
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and that's it.
01:54:10
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So I was-- - That is wild.
01:54:12
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- I'm very impressed by, so far, by Linode Object Storage.
01:54:17
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I decided not to try Cloudflare R2
01:54:19
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because I asked on Twitter and people say
01:54:20
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there's actually no way to serve files publicly from it
01:54:25
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that's built in.
01:54:26
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You have to write a Cloudflare worker
01:54:29
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which is their own custom type of thing
01:54:32
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that can run on their CDN endpoint nodes
01:54:36
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which it's a very powerful thing for what I hear,
01:54:39
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but I don't know anything about it,
01:54:40
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and I don't wanna get into that right now.
01:54:41
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So I'm not gonna do Cloudflare R2.
01:54:43
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I'm gonna try Linode's thing first,
01:54:45
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and if it doesn't end up working for me,
01:54:46
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I'll try Backblaze B2.
01:54:48
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But yeah, very, very impressed by these things so far.
01:54:53
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As for the original question posed in the show notes
01:54:55
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of is it okay to copy a competitor's API,
01:54:58
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with something like this,
01:55:00
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you know, S3 just became the standard,
01:55:04
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And then other people made their own alternatives
01:55:07
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that work with it.
01:55:08
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Like, I don't think that's that bad.
01:55:12
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- If you asked AWS, I think they'd be happy
01:55:13
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that this happened.
01:55:15
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And I mean, sometimes competitors are unhappy
01:55:17
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when it happens.
01:55:18
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Like, oh, we made this API, it's our thing,
01:55:20
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you're copying us, you're taking advantage
01:55:22
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of like, we did this work in the market to say,
01:55:23
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hey, here's a storage API, write your application against it.
01:55:26
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You just copied our API so you can get our customers
01:55:28
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and they don't have to change their code, right?
01:55:30
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But the only reason to really be mad about that
01:55:32
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is if you're afraid that your customers
01:55:33
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will do a better job than you do at providing an S3 compatible service.
01:55:37
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So I don't know the history behind this at AWS, but I can tell you that what has actually
01:55:41
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happened is everybody into one of the S3 API, all these storage vendors that used to have
01:55:45
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their own proprietary HTTP based APIs, because they did, they're like, they saw S3, well,
01:55:48
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we'll do our own thing, right?
01:55:50
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All of them had to add S3 because it became the standard because no one wanted to change
01:55:53
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their software.
01:55:55
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But in the end, Amazon still provides the best, most full featured, highest specs and
01:56:01
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often best priced if you're a giant corporation.
01:56:04
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- Highest priced at least.
01:56:06
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- No, the best price because they send a team of people
01:56:09
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who are gonna be your AWS agents to work with your company.
01:56:13
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We're like, in the world of big bucks.
01:56:16
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- That team of people is not coming to Fire Island.
01:56:18
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- No, they are not.
01:56:19
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You do not have a team of people working with you.
01:56:21
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But if you spent-- - Just get on the ferry.
01:56:23
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- If you spent a few dozen million more dollars in AWS,
01:56:25
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you would have a team of people.
01:56:26
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Anyway, and so Amazon, this has been great for Amazon
01:56:29
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It is the defacto storage API standard
01:56:32
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and Amazon 100% controls it.
01:56:34
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So when Amazon adds a feature
01:56:36
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that enough of its customers want,
01:56:38
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now Dell has to add that feature too
01:56:40
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in the next year or two.
01:56:41
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And by the way, they're always perpetually behind
01:56:43
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what Amazon is doing, 'cause Amazon rolls it out
01:56:45
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and you don't find that,
01:56:46
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Dell and EMC don't find out about it
01:56:48
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until AWS Invent or whatever, you hear it announced.
01:56:51
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And then, like I said, if it's a popular feature,
01:56:54
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customers get cranky, like,
01:56:55
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"Oh, I wanna use that cool new feature."
01:56:57
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but your supposedly S3 compatible API doesn't have it,
01:57:00
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and they need to add it, they're always behind, right?
01:57:03
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And that would be fine if they could beat them
01:57:04
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on price or performance and stuff,
01:57:06
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but it's difficult to keep up with AWS.
01:57:08
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So AWS has control of the API that everyone else
01:57:12
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essentially is forced to use,
01:57:13
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and they're always one step ahead of everyone else.
01:57:15
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And by the way, S3 and AWS are actually
01:57:18
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pretty good services, like in terms of the specs
01:57:20
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and features and performance.
01:57:21
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So I think in the end, I mean, maybe AWS was pissed
01:57:24
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about this in the beginning, and maybe sued some people,
01:57:25
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I don't know the history behind it,
01:57:27
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but right now they're sitting pretty.
01:57:28
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Like who wouldn't want to,
01:57:29
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and it's not even like an industry standard
01:57:31
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that has a consortium doing it.
01:57:32
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Amazon can do whatever they want with S3
01:57:34
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and everyone else just has to scramble to copy them.
01:57:37
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- Yeah, and there's so many benefits.
01:57:39
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Like when, like, to just use the tooling,
01:57:42
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for instance, one of the tools that's been invaluable to me
01:57:45
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when doing S3 development is Transmit by Panic,
01:57:48
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which most people know as an FTP app,
01:57:50
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but Transmit has a ton of other like languages
01:57:54
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that speaks to servers to interact with them,
01:57:56
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including the S3 protocol.
01:57:58
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So you can open up your S3 buckets in Transmit
01:58:01
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and it looks like a file system.
01:58:03
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And you can go and you can browse things
01:58:05
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and you can quick look things and you can edit and delete.
01:58:07
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And when you're developing an S3-based something,
01:58:10
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that's actually really useful.
01:58:12
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And I was able to, they have in their screen
01:58:17
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to set up a new profile in Transmit,
01:58:19
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you pick S3 as a protocol,
01:58:22
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but then you can give it a custom host name.
01:58:24
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So I just gave it the, you know,
01:58:26
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US East one, LinodeObjects.com in there,
01:58:28
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and it's talking to my Linode, like, object storage,
01:58:31
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just exactly the same way.
01:58:33
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Like, that's awesome, like, to have all of that
01:58:36
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tooling support and everything,
01:58:38
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it's just very, it's very wonderful as a developer,
01:58:41
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and as to whether it's like, you know,
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okay for the source company, you know,
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John, you're right about, you know,
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strategically speaking, it's pretty good for Amazon,
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because the value that they are providing
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is not the API, it's the service behind it
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and all the different capabilities
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and the integration with other AWS services.
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That's the value they're providing.
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So I don't think it really hurts them
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to have other people offering competing things
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for the basics because you're right,
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they have all these advantages by having this
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become the industry standard that they are still
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in full control of and all of the high-end use
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will still go to them.
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But then the low end use like this,
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it greatly benefits people like me
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who are more value conscious.
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And that's pretty great, for us at least.
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- Yeah, most of the value services,
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if you're trying to undercut AWS on cost,
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A, it's hard if you're an enterprise,
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'cause again, they get the fancy enterprise pricing
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that they don't pay at the retail thing.
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And B, they're just not gonna match AWS's specs,
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'cause they don't have to.
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If you want to be lower priced, you have to give up stuff.
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You can't have 800 storage tiers.
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You can't have 11 nines of data durability,
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which is what S3 has, right?
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If you wanna save some money,
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you don't need 11 nines of data durability
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for your things, I'm assuming you don't.
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You'd take, you know, seven nines probably.
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It's plenty of nines for you, right?
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Some people don't need any nines, you know,
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and like, although AWS has models for that too,
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that, you know, they have storage tiers
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where, you know, it's only in one location
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and you don't care if it goes away or whatever.
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So it's difficult to compete even on the low end,
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but that's the place where there's possibly,
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you know, using Ceph,
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which is an open source cluster file system,
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Using Ceph as the backend lets you not have to
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essentially re-implement S3
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because some open source thing did.
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Is Ceph as good as S3?
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No, it's not, it's absolutely not.
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But if you wanna undercut AWS on price
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for regular people who aren't giant enterprises
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and you don't care about all those fancy features
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and you don't care about the safety and performance,
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yeah, that's the little niche
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that these companies can carve out for themselves.
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And it's, I honestly, when I see a lot of these services,
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I do wonder how many of them
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are just front ends for S3.
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And you might think like, how is that possible?
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How can they undercut S3's pricing?
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- Volume discounts.
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- Right, exactly, because you pay them
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what you think is less than the manufacturer
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suggested retail price for the service you're getting,
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but they pay S3 the,
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you are a multimillion dollar corporation price.
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And so they're just, you know,
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- That's pretty funny.
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- Like just skimming off the top
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and they're essentially giving you access to their,
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you know, enterprise company discount to S3,
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but saving a little bit for themselves.
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I don't know if any of them are doing that,
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it's just, that is a plausible thing that could be done.
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- That's amazing.
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- That is kind of amazing.
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- The magic of enterprise pricing,
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the world of, you know, enterprise software
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and corporate services is really weird.