474: That's Where the Magic Happens
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- We don't have, there's no pre-show anywhere.
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I can't make anything out of this.
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No, you absolutely can't.
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- I think you're just revealing that your ferry service
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is just slightly more distant.
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- Yeah, I think that's the point.
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- It's plenty of a pre-show,
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'cause I have no idea about that.
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And I'm just angry at how worried it was for you trapped.
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- So much hardship has been stolen.
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All right, let's move on.
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Let's start with some follow-up.
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And it's everyone, who knows what the pre-show was?
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We don't, and we just recorded it extensively.
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But we're gonna start with some follow up.
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Andrew Wade said, "Hey, Marco said the nice thing
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"about the iPad Pro versus the Air was that
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"the Pro had stereo speakers while the Air did not."
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I thought he was right, but that changed
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when the Air had its square sides upgrade
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and from the spec sheet, you can see that it clearly
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labels speakers on the top, or speaker, or speakers,
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I think speakers on the top and on the bottom.
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- Yep, I was totally wrong about this.
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Yeah, the iPad Air used to have just one speaker.
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The only way to get, like if, so what I want
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out of an iPad is when you hold it in landscape,
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which I think is really the default iPad orientation
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for most people.
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When you hold it in landscape,
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you want a speaker on the left and speaker on the right.
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And I thought only the iPad Pro line offered that,
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'cause it used to only be the Pro line that offered that.
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But yeah, turns out I was wrong.
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Thanks Andrew Wade for pointing out that the Air,
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when it went to USB-C in the square sides,
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it switched over to a speaker on top and speaker on bottom.
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Now the Pro has four speakers.
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It basically has like, you know, kind of one per corner,
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although they're on the short sides only.
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but so that way like the Pro can do stereo left right sound
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no matter what orientation you're holding it in,
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whereas the Air can only do left right separation
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in landscape, but either way,
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you know when you compare the specs,
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and I did this a little bit on last show,
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but like so it came time to choose like you know
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what should our next iPad for our kid be.
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I went through everything and went with the iPad Pro,
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actually the 11 inch iPad Pro,
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because when you compare, I mean everyone's doing this
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'cause I think the Air embargo dropped this morning
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or something, but you look at the new Air,
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the distance between the Air and the Pro
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is very, very small.
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There is very little difference between them right now.
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And maybe that'll change, you know,
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the Pro is probably due for an update
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like later this year maybe, so maybe that'll change
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when the Pro gets updated, but for right now,
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the gap between them in both specs and features
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and price is very small.
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'cause we're not gonna get just the 64 gig.
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Like, you know, there's a lot of video capture going on,
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you know, capturing videos and photos
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and recording games, stuff like that.
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So like, we get 'em, you know,
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I think we usually go with 256
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for our configurations for him recently.
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And so, when you compare the prices of 256
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versus Air and Pro, the difference is not big.
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It's like 150 bucks.
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And so, what you do get with the Pro,
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again, it's not significant anymore
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depending on what you're doing.
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But what you get, in short, Thunderbolt instead of USB-C,
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so connectivity for certain types of peripherals
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and monitors, that's probably never gonna be used here,
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but just worth putting out.
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You get four speakers instead of two,
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okay, a little bit better.
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You get the wide angle camera and the LiDAR sensor,
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so it's a two camera array with LiDAR, and a flash.
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Whereas the Air, I believe, has no flash
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and it's just the one camera.
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And then the big one, I think, or the big two are Face ID
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and 120 hertz promotion.
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And that's about it.
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There's not a lot of other differences,
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but Face ID also brings more advanced front camera stuff.
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You could do the portrait mode on the front camera and stuff.
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So there's that kind of stuff.
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So it's not, what you get between the Pro and Air
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is not nothing, but it's not a lot.
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But the price difference is also not a lot
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when you compare spec for spec.
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So went with Pro.
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We'll see if I regret that, I probably won't.
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Oh, and the other downside is the Pro
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only comes in boring colors.
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Whereas the Air comes in colors that were interesting
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before they were diluted so much to be more muted
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and tamed to fit the aluminum.
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- John, tell me about the MacStudio HDMI port.
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- It's still 2.0, surprise.
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I mean, it should have been expected
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'cause if you squint at the MacStudio,
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it's like a MacBook Pro in a much bigger case.
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And that one also has HDMI 2.0
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and I think the same UHS-II SD card slot.
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So there's another potential upgrade opportunity
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for the next revision of this machine as well.
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It would be nice if it's gonna have an HDMI port
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that eventually it'll get upgraded to HDMI 2.1,
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which is admittedly quite a leap
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considering all the features that are included in HDMI 2.1
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if they try to support them all.
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But hey, for, you know, 4,000/8,000 dollars,
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HDMI 2.1 would be nice.
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- So what does 2.1 bring?
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Just what are a couple of highlights?
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- Variable refresh rate, higher frame rates.
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Is it a better bit depth maybe as well?
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A bunch more video output options.
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There's like a laundry list of them.
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You don't have to support them all to get HDMI 2.1.
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In fact, I think the HDMI consortium changed it
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so that you can say HDMI 2.1 even if you only
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support the 2.0 subset of it.
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I think they learned by watching USB.
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If USB can make their names meaningless, we can do that too.
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So literally, you can have just the 2.0 subset of features,
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but still say HDMI 2.1 because technically that's
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part of the spec.
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Anyway, it's silly, but I feel like the higher refresh rate,
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if Apple, you know, well, hey, you can get a gaming monitor
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in theory, right, and maybe it's a gaming monitor
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than HDMI port, it's a HDMI 2.1 gaming monitor,
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which are more common these days now
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that the game console supported.
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If you hook that up to your Mac,
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you can't play games at 120 hertz or whatever.
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- All right, moving right along.
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I need a hug, because apparently there's
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a 27 inch Studio Display Pro coming,
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if we're to believe these rumors.
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I can't handle this, guys,
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but this rollercoaster of emotion.
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I am trapped in a glass cage
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that is sitting on a rollercoaster of emotion.
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But display analyst, Ross Young.
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- That's precarious. - I'm mixing some metaphors
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27 inch, I'm a Studio Display Pro
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with mini-LED and ProMotion could launch in June.
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Ross Young says, "Still expecting a 27 inch mini-LED display
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from Apple in June.
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Guess it might be a Studio Display Pro.
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Have confirmed it with multiple companies
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in their supply chain."
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If I have this damn studio display for like four months,
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I'm gonna be real upset.
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- Well, so think of it this way.
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Like, first of all, this is just a rumor.
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I don't know how.
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I just threw this in there because the rumor, like,
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landed immediately after the event.
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It was like, oh, and by the way,
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there's a, you know, mini LED promo.
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It's just like, wait, what?
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Like, just after your event, you're saying it's coming?
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And in June, June is not that far from now.
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But the way to think about this,
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if this actually does come true,
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is imagine the event had come
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and Apple had launched two 27-inch monitors,
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one that's like the one we got, and then one that has the fancy features, high refresh,
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HDR, mini LED, right?
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Obviously the high refresh HDR mini LED one would be more expensive.
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You know, again, looking at a 6K display, scale it down to 5K, because it's basically
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the same feature set they're saying it would be mini LED, which is more or less what the
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XDR is, and high refresh, well the XDR doesn't even have high refresh, it would be better
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than it in some ways, right?
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It would be more expensive.
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And if they put both of those out at the same time,
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would you have chosen to spend an extra probably
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thousand dollars for these features?
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Or would you have still gotten the Apple Studio Display
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that you ordered now?
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- I would really think about it,
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'cause I really would love high refresh.
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And was it you, Jon, that convinced me
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that HDR may have been,
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may be something I would be interested in,
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just so I could see pictures from my iPhone?
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- Obviously you want the features,
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but for an extra probably thousand, maybe $1,500,
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I think you would've thought twice about it.
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- I don't think there's any chance in hell
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you would've paid the premium,
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'cause again, we don't know how big this premium is,
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or will be when this thing comes out.
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Also, I mean, for whatever it's worth,
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there has been some back and forth
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with the rumorologists about this
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that make it sound like it's either coming
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in June or next year.
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- Right, yeah.
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So rumors are very vague.
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- This thing, if it comes out,
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who knows when it's gonna come out,
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but I think if it's gonna be offering a similar,
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assuming it's the same size, 27 inch 5K,
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but also adds some kind of micro LED and variable refresh,
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I don't see how it's under $3,000 and it's probably more.
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And so I don't think there's any chance.
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If both these options would've been released
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on the same day, I don't think you would've
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bought the other one, Casey, I really don't.
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I think you would've stuck with the one you got.
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And it's still an open question of how inexpensive they can make this, because we thought maybe
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this would be the time where we would show that, like, oh, because, you know, because
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the 14 and 16 inch MacBook Pro displays are apparently reasonably priced enough to be
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unreasonably priced laptops that maybe the previously established baseline for what does
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it cost to have a big retina res HDR display, that baseline is no longer valid, and we actually
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we could do a bunch cheaper.
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So far, that's not true.
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baseline we have is is as it ever was that if you want to have fancy features
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at a large size at high DPI it costs an arm and a leg because you can buy these
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monitors in the PC world not 5k ones but even just 4k ones and they cost a ton of
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money like thousands three thousand five thousand six thousand dollars they're
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like XDR type prices for XDR type technology by the time this comes out if
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it comes out next year maybe that will have changed by then but the real thing
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that is making me doubt this rumor is,
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Apple launched two such similar products,
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one in March and one in June.
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That just seemed like, unless there was some reason
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that it was accidentally delayed
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and they just couldn't get it out at time,
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or one of them comes late,
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I don't see them having a planned release to release
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after whatever, five years, six years or whatever,
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finally release a monitor, everybody buys it.
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And then by the time the last person gets their shipment
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that they ordered on launch day or something,
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you release a new one that's better.
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That just seems too tight of a timeline for me.
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I mean, it would be like Apple introducing
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the new MacBook Pros, and then three months later,
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introducing a totally revised, better version
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of the same products.
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It just doesn't seem like an Apple thing to do.
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- Yeah, I would suspect that if this is a thing,
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which I'm really skeptical, and admittedly,
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it's in my own self and best interest
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to believe it's skeptical, but if this is real at all,
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I don't see it happening this year.
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I think it would be next year at the earliest,
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But we shall see.
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Jon, I know you have been dying to tell us
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about the origins of Fivehead.
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After copious amounts of research,
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which by the way you're not supposed to be doing,
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what have you discovered?
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- Yeah, I thought it was a Seinfeld episode
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'cause it sounds like a Seinfeld.
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I mean, there's even the one with the Elaine.
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Elaine's got the big head, you know,
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the bird flew right into her head.
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It's like you couldn't avoid it.
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It reminded me of a Seinfeld episode,
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but it wasn't apparently.
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And after the show, many people sent me suggestions
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of what they thought it might be.
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Someone pointed out that it was probably the flophouse and dug out the actual episode
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And now I will put in the link so you can hear it. It is in a flophouse episode 94
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Which was a long time ago in 2012
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Around 29 minutes and 46 seconds. We will put a timestamp link in the show notes. You can hear steward wellington
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I'm, not going to say inventing five head
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But that's probably where I heard it because i've listened to the flophouse and that's probably where I got it from
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And I think it comes up in subsequent years
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on the flop house as well.
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Other people pointed out Victor Borg,
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is that how you pronounce his name?
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Victor Borg, this is just like--
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- I don't know.
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- Inflationary language where he just takes
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any common English phrases with numbers
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and increments them by one and he also says five head
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and will put a link, that's obviously much older
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than the flop house, so maybe Stuart got it from this thing
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that he watched when he was a kid or something.
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So both of those links will be in the show notes
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with timestamps.
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- I feel so much better now.
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- You should, and now a five head is part of your life.
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And now when you go to London,
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you can talk about the five head building,
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the one that melted cars and stuff.
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You know that one?
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Was it like the curve reflection thing?
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- Yeah, there's a building in London
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that looks like it's got a five head
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'cause it gets like bigger at the top,
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it looks like it has a big bulging forehead,
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and the sun reflected off it in such a way
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that it was like melting things that were in front of it
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during a certain time of day,
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so they fixed it by putting a giant like sunshade inside it.
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- All right, moving right along,
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Tell us about your Marco Christmas present.
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- Alex Poulianis says that the A7 III
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does have animal eye detection,
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you just need to update the firmware.
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Many other people sent this in to me,
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but Alex was the first one.
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And so I was excited by this,
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and I went and looked at the camera,
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and the latest firmware from Sony for those cameras
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version 4.0.1, and what was installed on it was 2.0.
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So I did update the firmware.
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- You should send it back for a refund.
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- Yeah, I did update the firmware.
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I went to the Sony website, Sony Software,
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is so awful.
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I mean, their iOS software is not great,
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but at least it works,
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but their Mac software is just next level bad.
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I downloaded a thing for a Mac
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that was ostensibly supposed to be a thing
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that lets you update the firmware in your Sony camera.
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Yeah, just flat out did not work.
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Like it was the most confusing Byzantine interface.
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I thought I must not be understanding
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what it wants me to do or why,
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'cause it would be like unplug the camera,
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don't have your camera plugged in,
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plug it in and turn it on and do it.
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It just absolutely did not work.
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It might be because like Mac OS has clamped down security
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since it was written and they never updated,
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who the heck knows?
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So Windows to the rescue, I booted into Windows
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and the Windows version of the software is also awful,
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but actually works when you follow the instructions.
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So I booted into Windows, updated my firmware
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and now my A7 III can do pet eye detection
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and I took many doggy pictures.
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- So just to add insult to injury
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with your Mac Pro being truly terrible
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by any reasonable measure at this point, right?
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Apparently the base model Mac Pro has gotten a spec bump,
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just to make yours feel even more inadequate.
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- Mine's already, mine already surpasses the spec bump,
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but it's interesting that they are,
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like, whenever you see a spec bump like this,
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what do they do?
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Do they bump the storage from 128 to 512?
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Like, kinda hard for me to believe that it was 128.
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- Was it 256?
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- 256, yeah.
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- Yeah, all they're doing is making
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the base level configuration have
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what used to be add-on options.
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and the kind of bumping everything down like one step.
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So it isn't that there's like new hardware available,
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you just get more on the base model than you got before
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of the same choices that were already available.
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- Oh yeah, it was 256, sorry.
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It's hard to believe that you'd buy this $6,000 computer
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and it would come with a 256 gigabyte SSD in it.
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It's just ridiculous, right?
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And when they do things like this,
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especially they bump the graphics card
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from the Radeon Pro 580X,
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which was a terrible graphics card,
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to the W550X, which is considerably better,
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it makes me think they can't get the 580X anymore
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'cause it's so old, right?
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It's like, yeah.
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Like since when does Apple,
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Apple doesn't have a reputation for essentially reducing
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the price of configurations of computers as they age.
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They just don't.
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I mean, they're still selling the Apple TV HD
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for some obscene price.
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They're like, just because the computer has been around,
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look at the iMac Pro.
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Did that price ever go down
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in its third year of life or whatever
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because it was ancient stuff, no, it didn't.
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So I always think they're running out of parts
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when they do this, but it's nice
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that they're still revising it.
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This is not an exciting update, but there you have it.
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But hey, if you need to boot into Windows
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to update your Sony camera,
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it's good to have one of those Intel Macs.
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- Realtime followup, Marco, that new comment,
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it went right over my head,
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but that was a much better joke
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than I gave you credit for, so well done.
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- Thank you.
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Moving right along, oh, we should probably spend a minute
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talking about Masquerade.
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The launch went well-ish, like it went fine.
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Sales have been okay.
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I'm going to forever blame the two of you
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for your just incredible sales pitch a couple episodes back,
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and that's why it happened.
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- I feel so bad, I'm so sorry.
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First, you invite me to beta test this app
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for like three months and I do almost no testing.
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- Well, to me, it makes you feel better.
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So I haven't watched what you sent me.
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So Marco sent me like a 20 or 30 minute video.
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So in your defense, I have not had the time yet
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to watch what you've sent me.
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So I have saved it, it exists, it is on the to-do list,
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but I haven't done it yet.
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- Yeah, so then we did our launch show
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and I kind of crapped all over your schedule for doing it,
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which I didn't mean to be a jerk about it
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and I'm very sorry about that.
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So then I'm like, you know what, I feel so bad.
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Let me help out my friend or at least try to--
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- By telling him all the other things
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that are wrong with his app?
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- Yeah, so I set up my phone, I set up one phone
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shooting video of another phone,
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and I did a whole walkthrough of the app.
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Like, here's from launch, first launch,
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going through, here's the purchase, here's everything else.
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Here's what I think of every single part of this app,
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So my present to you was a 24 minute video,
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which is basically giving somebody a problem.
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Like here, I'm gonna, as a gift to you,
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I'm gonna give you this giant time commitment
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that you have to sink into.
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- You might as well have given me a puppy.
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- Yeah, right? (laughs)
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No, puppies are better.
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But yeah, so anyway, so I'm sorry both
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for the lack of testing and for breezing over it too much
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when you announced it, and then also for giving
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a big time commitment as my makeup gift
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for those first two anti-gifts. (laughs)
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But I-- - You too could have
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a friend like Marco Armey.
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- Yes, right. - Get a lot of you.
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- I'm a great friend to have.
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So yeah, so I honestly do wanna hear like,
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you know, how's it going?
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'Cause one thing I have, you know,
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the only reason we didn't talk about it last week
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was 'cause it was an event week,
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but I was very surprised and in a way I was humbled
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by like, for my lack of imagination.
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There were just so many people who wrote in to Casey
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to say like, hey, I have this use case
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and it's great for that.
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And there were so many of those
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that I just could not think of at all at first.
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'Cause I thought it was just like,
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here's an app for people who wanna do what Casey does.
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That's it, period.
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Like, an app for people who wanna put emoji
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on their kids' faces on Instagram.
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And there's so many more use cases for it than that,
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and everyone's been telling you all about that,
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and that's pretty great.
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- Yeah, it's been surprising for me too.
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I'd love to be all smug and be like,
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"Oh, of course, Marco, I knew this all along."
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But no, I did not.
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And so a lot of very interesting use cases have come up.
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Some of the more popular ones I've seen is foster parents.
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And this is not a world that I'm a part of, but I'm slightly embarrassed that I didn't think about this.
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But foster parents in most places, my limited understanding is they are legally, I guess, obligated to obscure the faces of the children that they're fostering.
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Because most states don't seem to think it's their right to post photographs of the faces of the children that they're fostering.
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And so they have to obscure them.
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And so, yeah, so foster parents have been really, really enthusiastic about this.
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And boudoir photographers who want to keep things safe for work apparently are interested
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in putting maybe some eggplants all over the photographs or something along those lines,
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which was something I was very surprised to read, but I mean, hey, makes sense.
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And it actually got even more risque from there, but I'll leave that for another time.
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Coming back to the less risque options, teachers, which is something I did think about, and
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certainly I've told friends of Erin's and mine that are teachers, you know, if
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you want to post a picture of your classroom, you may have social media
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releases for your kids. Some school districts do that, some don't. But
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nevertheless, it's easier perhaps to just obscure their faces. And so teachers, any
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of them that I've spoken to about it, seem really enthusiastic about it.
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Amusement park ride photos, somebody tweeted, I think I retweeted, a picture of
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like Splash Mountain or something like that at Disney World where they put like
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little screamy or smiley faces or whatever on all of the ride participants except them
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and their family or maybe it was just that single individual which I got quite a kick
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Protesters or perhaps even military personnel.
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Again we stand with Ukraine but obviously there's a lot of really awful and terrible
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things going on over there and there are plenty of reasons why you might want to obscure faces
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or something like that so that's an example.
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just plenty of different things. A few people have taken to putting pig noses on the nose
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of their dog. So they got a little pig snout, snoot, whatever, which is quite funny to see.
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I saw a few of those fly by. I think I retweeted one or two of those, which were very, very,
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very good. And I liked those quite a bit. So yeah, there are a lot more use cases here
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than I expected. And as much as I, when we were recording a couple episodes ago, I felt
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like both of you guys were being a little tunnel visioned about it, but certainly this
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is more eye-opening than I would have expected even, so I can't entirely fault you for it.
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In general, a couple of other observations. I got a lot of generally friendly flak, but
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flak nevertheless, about the fact that the app doesn't prompt for permission before opening
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a photo and a lot of people were like, hey, what are you doing?
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This doesn't seem right at all.
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And at first I was like, what are you talking about?
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What is this as an API?
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And it occurred to me that, that for better or worse, the nerds, at least
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have been trained to only trust when they see a permissions prompt.
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And honestly, that's probably for the best.
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That being said, as of shoot, uh, last year, no, two years ago, God,
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what year is it?
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Times a flat circle.
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- Yeah, doesn't matter. - In 2020,
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they released a new API,
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and it is the pH Picker View Controller.
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And the advantage of the pH Picker View Controller
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is that it allows you to load images
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without having to have any sort of prompt.
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And so basically by calling into Apple's code
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using this specific view controller,
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I can ask for one or more photos,
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and it will handle what it needs to handle on its end,
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I don't have to ask for permission or anything.
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It'll just do it,
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and then it will come back to me with the results.
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And so the only thing I have access to
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are the specific images that the user,
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or in my case image, that the user has selected.
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They don't give me any sort of access to anything else.
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And that's really cool.
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And for me, it was perfect.
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It was exactly what I wanted,
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but it was funny and interesting to me
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that a lot of people were like, "Hey man, what you doing? Because this doesn't seem right at all."
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But that was very fascinating. In terms of sales, it's okay. It hasn't lit my financial
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world on fire. It's not bad, but it's not spectacular. So there's that. But I'm having
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fun with it, which is good. I've already released one release, and earlier today I
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Sent to TestFlight for review, but it hasn't been approved as far as I know.
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Another release, one of the things that people asked for the most was a
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way to get a photo from other apps into Masquerade, which is a
00:25:12
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completely reasonable thing to ask for and something I was planning on. I tell you what, maybe I'm just a dummy, but the
00:25:20
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namespace for things that interact with the share sheet has been so polluted with like
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generic terms like action extension, which you can find in like a billion different computer science related context
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there are so many different ways to
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skin this cat and it took a lot of help from random people on Twitter to get me to the exact point I wanted to
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But I think I have a version of that working that should be out in another week or so
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Where you can be in photos you can open the share sheet
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It'll appear in the second row, you know, where you will like peer to messages and things of that nature
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Well, if you add it, you know, because you have to first add it as one of the options that are available there
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But in the second row beneath contacts, you'll see a masquerade icon and then it will prompt you
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Hey, do you want to edit this masquerade and then it will pop over to masquerade and it'll
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It'll let you edit it right there and assuming
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assuming the testers think that it works okay,
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then hopefully, like I said,
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I'll have that out in a week or two.
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- You know, if you watch my 24-minute video,
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there's a couple, there's a bunch of like, you know,
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really quick hit kind of things in there
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that you could do pretty quickly in the next video.
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- No, and I do, all kidding aside, I do need to.
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The problem is is I have this like--
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- For instance, that bug about the selection rectangle,
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I found that bug during the video,
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and I've told you how to fix it.
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I reproduce it 100% of the time.
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Well, I was briefly looking at that earlier today,
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so I guess I should stop procrastinating on the video, but--
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- I can tell you exactly how to fix it.
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- In SwiftUI?
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- Oh no, screw that.
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- Yeah, see, see.
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'Cause remember that app up until this update with,
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so for the update for the share sheet,
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I had to write Objective-C.
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That's how much I'm going through for you, the purchaser.
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- Why did you have to do that?
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- Okay, so do we, no, so I think this is worth talking about.
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- Honestly, 'cause they both interoperate
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and it's a Swift application and why?
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What did you have to do that for?
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So, I don't wanna make this long,
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and I don't wanna be super specific
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because I'm doing something that's not shady,
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but not entirely on the up and up, but--
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- Are you swizzling something?
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- No, I'm not swizzling, no, no, no, no.
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But I needed to, let's just say I needed
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to walk the responder chain,
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and that is something that's considerably easier to do
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in the way in which I was trying to do it
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with some of the other things that were happening around it
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in Objective-C than it was in Swift.
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And you can do this in Swift, it's fine,
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like please don't write me, it's totally fine.
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I'm not upset really that it happened,
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but it was funny having to write Objective-C
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for the first time in a long time
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and remembering that like, oh, semicolons are a thing.
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I forgot about that, you know?
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So yeah, so anyway, but all in all,
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I'm pleased with the app.
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There's definitely problems with it.
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Apparently 25 minutes worth of problems with it
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if you're Marco Arment,
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but there's definitely problems with it.
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I think it's good and I think it's getting better
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and that pleases me, but sales have been meh,
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and that's pretty disheartening.
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So you win some, you lose some.
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- I still don't know how to find exactly the people
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who use this app for you.
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- That's the crux of the issue, isn't it?
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- Right, what's good is that you have a lot more groups
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that you can target here.
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This is something that I've had to learn so many times.
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I really don't know how to reach people
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I'm not already reaching.
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I never have been good at this with my own apps.
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If you look at the things I've made,
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the things that have succeeded are things
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that appeal to the audience I already have.
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The things that have not succeeded
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are when I try to appeal to other groups.
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Like when I make stuff that is not really that useful
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to a lot of tech nerds, I tend not to succeed.
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I don't know how to reach out to this audience.
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I have no idea.
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I've tried a couple of, you know,
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like ads and things here and there,
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but not, never at a large scale,
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and never like to a super targeted group,
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never doing things like going on Facebook or Google
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and like buying really targeted demographic kind of stuff.
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I've never done any of that stuff.
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But that is probably something to look at.
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How you might feel about that, that's a different story
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and I certainly have my feelings about that kind of stuff
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and that's one of the reasons I haven't done it.
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But I've also benefited from my businesses
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mostly targeting the audience that I already have
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and that I can already reach.
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I'm really good at making tools for nerds.
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Ultimately, and this isn't gonna help you
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with this particular problem,
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but ultimately, I think if you wanna really blow out
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your indie app career, start making tools for nerds like you.
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- Yeah, yeah. - Look at this stuff
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people ask you about all the time.
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Make a friend for FFmpeg to do a bunch of common stuff.
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There's so many apps that are basically that.
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That's the kind of thing you could do.
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Make something that makes people's synologies more useful.
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You know, like make something that is really good
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that integrates with Plex.
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Like the things that you're already a big nerd about,
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I feel like you would at least have a better chance
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of selling your existing audience on that kind of stuff
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and you get more people that way.
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'Cause when you're making an app that's trying to reach out
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to parents with certain needs,
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that's some of the people who listen to our show,
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that's some of your existing audience,
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that's some of your blog audience,
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but it's not gonna be as much of that audience
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as something that appeals to nerds who run FFmpeg.
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It's a very, very different market.
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And again, I'm only speaking from experience here,
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that I've only succeeded when I've targeted nerds
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in a broad way, and I have not succeeded
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when I've tried to step out of that.
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- I take what you're saying, and honestly,
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there have been a couple either FFmpeg
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or FFmpeg adjacent things that I've been really,
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really kind of thinking about.
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Part of the reason that I haven't done it
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is because I don't have anything against
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being a Mac developer, but I have no interest in learning AppKit, which I know is like blasphemy
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for many of our friends, but I just, I don't. I just don't have any interest in it. And
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going catalyst is an option, but it's got its own challenges. Doing SwiftUI is an option,
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but it's got its own challenges. And then the other thing, again, I take your point, but
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like if you're a nerd who knows enough to know what FFmpeg is, are you going to pay like 20, 30,
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40, 50 bucks for what is effectively just a GUI
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in front of FFmpeg, you know what I mean?
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Like, why wouldn't you just-- - I have, people do.
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- There's like 20 different apps out there that are that.
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- I just used one recently.
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I was using, what was I using?
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I think Permute is just an FFmpeg front end.
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A lot of my, I think a lot of my player apps
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are FFmpeg front ends.
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I find out when you look in the packages
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and you see they bundle their own copy of FFmpeg
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or some of them that I have in the preferences window
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ask you to locate your copy of FFmpeg
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and then you realize how many of these apps
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are just front ends or FFmpeg.
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Yeah, and I use them because I don't want to have to Google
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for the command line every time.
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I just wanna use a Google app.
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- Yeah, fair.
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I don't know, it's worth thinking about.
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I think for now, my intention is to get rid of some
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of the things that bother me about masquerade,
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which is generally speaking things that bother other people
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about masquerade, like for example,
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not having a share extension.
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But I'd like to spend another month or two
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trying to get through those.
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And I feel like I've been making pretty quick progress
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of a lot of them.
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And then once that's done,
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I think I might spend a little time
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spit polishing "Peak of You."
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We should talk about that in another episode,
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'cause I don't know if it's worth my time or not,
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but I feel like a little spit shine would be nice.
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And then I'm not sure what's coming next,
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to be honest with you.
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I've really thought about doing just my own spin
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on an FFmpeg front end like you've described.
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I really, really, really wanna make a nicer way
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to put chapters into videos,
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which is like an esoteric part of an esoteric market,
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but the options that exist today I'm not in love with.
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And so I'm really considering doing something like that.
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For all I know, maybe both of these things
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could be the same app, I don't know.
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But one way or another,
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I don't know what's coming after Masquerade.
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But, oh, and to go back a step,
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I have thought very hard,
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and I don't know if I'm gonna do it,
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but I've thought very hard about taking the meager earnings
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that Masquerade has already got
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and pumping a lot of that into advertising for it.
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And I don't know exactly what that would look like.
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I don't know, honestly, I don't know really anything
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about how to pay for people, to pay for advertising
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that will hopefully get people to not only install your app,
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but convert and purchase the IAP.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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I think I'm going to try it at least a little bit.
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I don't know if that means Instagram.
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I don't know if that means Facebook.
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If I'm smart, it probably means Facebook,
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as gross as that is.
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But I think I'm gonna at least give it a shot.
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- Honestly, I would go Instagram.
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'Cause you figure like that's where people are.
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You know, like you could show a picture
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with the emoji already on it as the ad.
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- But at that point I'm asking you to do something
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that Instagram already does, right?
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So, or you know, to pay for something
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that Instagram already does.
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I don't know, again, I'm happy to talk about this
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in a general sense.
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I think in the interest of time,
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since we have a lot more to cover,
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I think we should put it,
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we should put it in the parking lot for now.
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but we can put in parking lot and circle back later.
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But I don't know what I'm gonna do about this,
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but if there's interest both with you two
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and with the listener for me talking through this
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as I work through it over a month or two from now,
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then I'm certainly happy to bring it to the show
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and talk it over.
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But I feel like my gut sitting here tonight
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is that I think a little bit of Facebook
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and maybe Instagram advertising is worth exploring.
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And maybe I put 10% of what I've earned
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from Masquerade into it, which is frustratingly
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not 30 million dollars, which is what I was hoping for,
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but certainly did not expect.
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But put 10% of what I've earned into it
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and see if I can get any traction from it.
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And I don't know, we'll see what happens.
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But I appreciate anyone who has bought it for sure.
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I appreciate anyone who has told friends
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or family about it, doubly sure.
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And if you haven't checked it out, I would encourage it.
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And not only is it, I think it's pretty good today
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and it's certainly gonna get better.
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and after I weep from all the feedback
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that Marco's given me, I will be making
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presumably many of the changes that he's suggested
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and hopefully it'll get better still.
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- I will agree with slightly that it's going to be
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a lot of removal of some text.
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- Well, that is not surprising.
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- Little less text than you have,
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but not a lot less, still Casey, still very Casey.
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- Gotta get that file size down,
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gotta remove those characters.
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- Yeah, I actually am blowing out the file size
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ever so slightly, I think it's only like two or three megs
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to download right now, but I'm adding a photo of me,
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a small photo of me in it because, oh, one of the features
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I'm adding in the forthcoming version is you can have like
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a sort of effectively a multiplier on how big the emoji is
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once it's put on a face.
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So if you think about the way this works is, you know,
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I get from an API, oh, the face is at such and such
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rectangle, well, you have the option coming up,
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you will have the option of saying, well, make that rectangle
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120% bigger than it normally is, you know,
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of the size that the API gave me,
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so you have a better likelihood of it covering
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the whole head rather than just the face.
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Well, in order to do that, I put a picture of me in there,
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and then you can slide left and right
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to make the emoji bigger or smaller over my face.
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So that's in, I don't know if you can get it in TestFlight
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right this minute, but as soon as Apple gets around
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to testing the TestFlight version, you can get it,
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'cause it's pending, it's waiting on Apple.
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And so I added a picture of me,
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that was like a meg in total across all three sizes.
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And then the welcome screen, the image, the icon,
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the masquerade icon at the top,
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annoyingly, even for the 13 Pro Max,
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the biggest icon that Apple packages within the bundle
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of their own volition is like 72 by 72 at 2X
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or something like that.
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It's like an iPad size at 2X.
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And I felt guilty adding another copy of the same thing
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to the bundle in order to get a more retina-friendly
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version of the icon and I've been called on it enough times that I've decided, you
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know, what's the real difference between like a 4 meg app and a 5 meg app
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or whatever. So I've added another copy of the masquerade
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icon so it looks a little cleaner on the landing page. So it's getting a little
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bit bigger I'm sad to say, but I guess Marco is gonna help me offset that.
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That's what it is. I'm offsetting it. You know, just like you offset caloric
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intake by exercise. Well Marco's giving me my exercise, if you will, so I can
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offset the bloat of my app.
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There you go.
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And now, this is the part where I go to sleep for a little while.
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Let's talk about the Mac Pro.
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It's been a little bit of an emotional roller coaster after the event.
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I mean, I talked through this in the last episode,
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but the things they said in the event could lead to various futures that would not make
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me particularly happy or that don't make a lot of even sense to me.
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So in one of my emotional low points since last week, I was thinking about a future ARM-based
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Mac Pro that would be in keeping with everything Apple has said and everything that we know,
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And it would also be extremely confusing and disappointing.
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And it's this.
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And I mentioned some of this in the last show,
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but putting it all together after the show,
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it's like, they could do this.
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And it would fit with what they said.
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So first is that it would just have the M1 Ultra in it.
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That would fit with what they said,
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because what they said is this is the last M1 chip, right?
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And they also seem to be saying that their transition
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is gonna complete more or less on schedule.
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And it seems kind of unlikely that there's going to be
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gigantic 40 core m2 based chip ready during that schedule again who knows but
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it just seems unlikely at this point so yeah you could just have the m1 ultra
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why is that disappointing well we've already got a computer with the m1 ultra
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and it's called the Mac studio and you're gonna release a Mac Pro and it's
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got the exact same chip in it that's not very pro it's like okay well then maybe
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so let's flush out the rest of this machine I have PCI slots but in keeping
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with Marcos pessimism, you have PCI slots,
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but you can't put GPUs in them.
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So the PCI slots would just be there for other things.
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You can do lots of stuff with PCI slots,
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but if you can't put GPUs in them, it's weird.
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And of course, if it's got an M1 Ultra in it,
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that means the max RAM is 128 gigs,
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'cause that's the maximum of the M1 Ultra.
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And then if it's the Mac Pro and not the Mac Studio,
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it would probably be more expensive,
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'cause it's the top-end machine.
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and that Mac Pro, M1 Ultra only, max 128 gigs of RAM,
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PCI slots with no GPU support,
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bigger and more expensive than a Mac Studio,
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that's not a good Mac Pro.
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This is kind of a sad Mac Pro.
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And it's a nonsensical, confusing Mac Pro
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because how would Apple even advertise that Mac Pro?
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Here's our new most powerful computer.
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Buy this one for more money than this other one
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and do everything at exactly the same speed
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because it has the same system on the chip,
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the same amount of RAM, no more GPU power,
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but I guess you can put internal SSDs and stuff.
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Or audio interface cards, which people tell me
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they aren't even a thing anymore, but who knows?
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That would be super disappointing,
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and yet it would fit with all available information.
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And so I was thinking about that and thinking,
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God, I hope they don't do that.
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And that led me down to dig myself out of that
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sort of pit of despair of this just,
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because what I'm basically describing is,
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it's a Mac Studio, but bigger and more expensive
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with card slots that are useless to everybody.
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Almost everybody.
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Card slots that are useless to almost everybody,
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because honestly, what goes in the card slots?
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Like afterburner card, which you don't need anymore
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because they have that stuff on the system on a chip.
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Tons of GPUs, if you look at what did Apple sell you
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that you can put in those slots in the Mac Pro?
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They sell tons of GPUs.
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You can put four giant GPUs and everybody
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to add two dual cards with the huge amounts of,
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Like that's what Apple sells you to put in there.
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And you can put other stuff in there like PCI,
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PCI SSD cards, U.S. cards with more USB slots in them,
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the aforementioned mythical audio interface cards.
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There are other things you can put in there,
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but GPUs are one of the big ones.
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So to get myself out of this funk,
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I said this, that can't be it.
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There's gotta be something more,
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there's gotta be something more to the Mac Pro.
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And I was trying to convince myself
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that maybe like a big M2 will be ready.
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'cause the low end M2s will come out around
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the middle of the year with the new MacBook Air
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and maybe the new Mac Mini will have an M2
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and then new MacBook Pros maybe.
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So maybe by the end of the year, maybe they will have an M2.
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I just couldn't convince myself.
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I couldn't convince myself that by the end of this year,
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there's gonna be like a 40 core M2 base chip.
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I may be wrong.
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Again, all of my expectations are trained
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based on like public Intel roadmaps
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and the history and stuff like that,
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but it just seems less likely to me.
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So I was looking for something,
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anything to make me feel better about the possibility of a Mac Pro that isn't stupid.
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And luckily I was saved by another good video from Max Tech, as a YouTube video, we'll put
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it in the show notes.
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And it had a bunch of information.
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Some of it was old that I thought was interesting and some of it was like possibly leading us
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to some scenario where we could have a better Mac Pro.
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So the first bit of older info is a patent that we'll put a link to in the show notes.
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I couldn't find a good link for the patents.
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I'm sure there's like a .gov site that has patents on it,
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but I ended up going to patents.google.com
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'cause they had reasonable URLs
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and it was easy to search, surprise.
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So this is a patent describing how the M1 Pro and Max
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and Ultra work, like chips we already know about.
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And if my/max text understanding of this patent is correct,
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there's one wrinkle to what we have discussed in the past.
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So there's a photo associated with the patent.
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You'll be able to look at it if you follow the link.
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And it's like a big silicon wafer, which is a circle.
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And then it's got little squares cut out.
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And each one of those squares is basically jade seed dye.
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And it shows how they'll print as many of those squares
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as they can fit in the circle,
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which is kind of a shame that silicon wafers are a circle.
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I'm sure there's some important reason
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they are having to do with manufacturability,
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but the chips aren't circles,
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so there's lots of wasted space.
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But anyway, you got all these little squares.
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And what they do with them is the way they get an ultra
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is the two Jade Sea dyes that are next to each other
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have to both be working.
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So to get an ultra with all the stuff working,
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it's not just that you need two maxes
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with all the stuff working,
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you need two maxes that were next to each other
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on the wafer.
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So apparently the interposer thing,
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like they have to be next to each other.
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- Wait, so does the interposer,
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is the interposer being printed between all of them?
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- I don't know the details,
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So my understanding is what they're saying in the patent
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that even if it's a second process or a second pass
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or a third pass or whatever,
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but they do actually have to be next to each other.
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You can't just take these two random ones.
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Like the video shows these two little things coming together
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and being weaved together,
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but that's just fanciful graphics things.
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They have to actually be next to it.
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Maybe they do try to print it between all of them,
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or maybe they just look at which ones are good
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and then print it on the ones that are good.
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But either way, that explains a little bit
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of why it's so much more expensive
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to get an ultra with everything working on it,
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because it's not just enough to have two maxes
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with all the parts working.
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They have to be two maxes that happen to be next to each other
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and the odds of that are a lot lower.
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You can look at this little diagram and do the math
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if you're good at probability and figure out,
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percentage-wise, how much less likely that is to happen.
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And then of course, if you just have one of the squares
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where everything works, that's a max where everything works.
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If you get a square where only some of the stuff works,
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that's a max with some cores missing.
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And if you get a square with a whole bunch of stuff
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that's screwed up, in theory, that's a pro
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where they just remove the bottom part of it
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and you don't even, I don't know if that's true.
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I think they might print the pro separately,
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but I might be wrong about that.
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But either way, this was enlightening.
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It doesn't make me feel that much better
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about the increase in cost.
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Like, oh, if I want all the GPU cores working,
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it's an extra $1000, but I do have a little bit
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more sympathy for the yields they must be getting.
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But the other thing, looking at this,
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is how clever the system is for cost control,
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where you design one thing, you print it the best you can,
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and then every single wafer, you get X number of maxes,
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X number of pros, and X number of ultras,
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and there's very little waste, right?
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You don't have to throw anything out,
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because if you have two ultras
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and some part of it's screwed up,
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maybe that's two maxes, maybe that's one max
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with some stuff missing in a pro.
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Every square on it, you're trying to get the best
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that you can possibly get out of it.
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And if you win the ultra lottery
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and a bunch of ultras come out of a wafer, great,
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but if not, you don't have to throw a lot of stuff away.
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So I thought that was interesting.
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So second patent vaguely related to that,
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like this one as well, is,
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again, I don't understand enough this to know,
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Max Tech seemed confident in their interpretation.
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I read it and my eyes glazed over.
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I mean, jeez, I should make Casey,
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to keep Casey awake, I should make him read this.
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Can you, Casey, can you please read the highlighted portion
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and see if this makes any sense to you whatsoever?
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Sorry, did you need something?
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- A communication path that travels up and down
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between the first package level and the second package level
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wherein a first group of one or more dies
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and the first plurality of dies.
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Function is both functional dies and stitching devices
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for two or more of the second plurality of dies
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and a second group of one or more dies.
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And the second plurality of dies,
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function is both functional dies and stitching devices
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for two or more of the first plurality of dies.
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I would not have been able to make heads or tails of this,
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but I did do my research and I watched the Max Tech video
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and it was very good.
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And what Max Tech is saying, or their theory is,
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you take two ultra, or you take one ultra,
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which is itself two maxes,
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and then below it, you put a second ultra.
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So you have a total of four,
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this is sounding familiar,
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two above, two below.
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What's better than 2D?
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And so the theory is that they would,
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they would be able to get around some of the problems
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of things being physically distant from each other.
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So to back up a half step,
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let's say you had four M1 maxes laid in a row,
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serially, if you will,
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if you have to get data from the leftmost one
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to the rightmost one, that actually takes some time
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and you would potentially have to go via the other ones
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to get that data across through all these different ties.
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So what they're saying is,
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and what MaxTech is theorizing is,
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well, if we put them two on top of two,
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then maybe we could make these
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physically proximally closer
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and we can stitch them together in such a way
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that we get a Jade, what was it,
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4C die or something like that.
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So it's a theory and it does make sense
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to someone who does know a little bit about electronics,
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but nothing about chip design.
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So it's possible.
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- Yeah, I mean, part of the problem with the Jade C die
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is as far as we're aware of that whole,
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like the place where the interposer is,
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that's just on one edge.
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There's other stuff on the other edges
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that do other important things, right?
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So if you try to put four of these down, if you just take an ultra and it's got the interposer
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between them, where do you put the second ultra?
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If you put it alongside, then it's not connected to the first ultra, right?
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If you put it underneath, then the interposers are on top of each other.
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And this patent is about connections made from one thing downwards to another.
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All this weird patent language with plurality of dies and the weird language you have to
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do, it's like Li Li is mixed with techno stuff.
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If you ever read a patent, it doesn't read like a normal thing.
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And I'm sure all that language is there for some important historical reason that this
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is the way you have to do it for it to be well understood in the world of patents because
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they use a certain language to do stuff.
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But it just makes it confusing to try to read and figure what they're talking about.
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Now tons of chips that Apple makes have various 3D layers and stacking like the TSMC makes
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or whatever.
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So that's not a new thing.
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And it could be that this whole patent is just talking about that and has nothing to
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do with taking two ultras and putting them on top of each other is just yet another system
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for making layered integrated circuits, I don't know enough to know. But the reason I bring this
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up is the idea that you could have two ultras that talk to each other relies on solving the problem
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of "yeah, but how?" and the MaxTech video where I was thinking of letting them end to end, that
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doesn't make any sense because there's nothing on the other ends to talk to each other at all.
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Forget about the distance, which is a whole separate issue. There's nothing there to connect
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or talk as far as I'm aware.
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So it would have to be one on top of the other
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or something slightly different.
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But anyway, that would make a Mac Pro that is not stupid
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because hey, it's two M1 Ultras
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and that's twice as much stuff
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and obviously you'd charge way more money for that
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but it would also be able to do twice as much stuff
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if you have a workload that can use all its execution units.
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So that would be great.
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That would make me feel a lot better
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even if it still didn't use external GPUs, right?
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Now, the final bit here related to this,
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We're getting increasingly sketchily sourced rumors, right?
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This is from Manjin Boo, I think this was on Twitter.
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Yeah, I don't know this person's rumor history or whatever.
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But the tweet says, "Based on what my resource reports,
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"here is some official information on the new Mac Pro 2022.
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"This is the bridge that connects two and one ultra together
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"and will be found in the new 2022 Mac Pro."
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And there's an image in the tweet that you can look,
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hopefully the tweet is still up.
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So what the image is showing is
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like a blueprint-ish looking diagram.
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In the upper right corner,
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there is a diagram that clearly looks like two M1 ultras
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next to each other, side by side,
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with a strip going down in the middle
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where I guess that's where the magic happens,
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where somehow there's this big vertical strip between them
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that lets them talk to each other.
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I don't know, but there's a bunch of this,
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The diagram's talking about daisy XL sub zero,
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daisy XL sub two, and some other texts explaining
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that daisy is the interconnect between the things.
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It's basically saying, we can put them side by side,
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and we'll put a strip of this magic stuff here,
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and the magic stuff makes them talk to each other.
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Et voila, you've got a four square M1 Ultra X2.
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And according to this, the processor name is Redfern,
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and it's coming in Mac Pros this September.
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So there's a timeline, there's a code name,
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there's a diagram with a topology.
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It will be easy to assess which one of these rumors
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is correct because eventually a Mac Pro will come out.
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And the first thing to look at is,
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does it have more in it than an M1 Ultra?
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Like does it have two M1 Ultras in it, right?
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If it doesn't, then everyone will be sad.
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If it does have two M1 Ultras,
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how are they physically laid out?
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Are they on top of each other or are they side by side?
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And that will sort of let us know
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which one of these people was closer to reality.
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But I, and the reason I did all this digging,
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'cause I just wanna believe that there's gonna be
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two M1 Ultras in there.
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'Cause M1 Ultra makes sense,
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two M1 Ultras make sense to me,
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and Apple can paper over it by saying,
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we didn't lie when we said this was the last M1 chip,
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it really is, and now you have two of them,
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two of the, but.
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- Yeah, that's exactly what I was gonna say,
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and I don't recall if we talked about this last episode,
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but it is not entirely unreasonable for them to say,
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look, we told you that what makes an M1 Ultra so ultra and amazing is that it is perceived
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to be one chip by the operating system and so on and so forth. Well, this, you know,
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M1 Ultra, Mega, Max, you know, Voltron, whatever, this is two, this is two chips. So we didn't
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lie. It's two chips. It's perceived to the OS as two chips. But you know, we've been
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doing this on and off for years. So it's, it's something we're used to. And now it's
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It's almost like having two whole computers in one.
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And I don't think that's necessarily unreasonable,
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especially if, like I said,
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this is perceived by the operating system
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as being two different processors.
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- Well, you still got the NAMA thing, though.
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So you can say this is two different processors.
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We made dual processor computers before.
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That's not a big deal.
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At no point did each one of those processors
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have its own private pool of memory that was attached to it.
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And this diagram, by the way, doesn't address that.
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The second diagram that shows the two M1 ultras
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right next to each other,
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Where's the RAM in that picture?
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Because if you look at an actual M1 Ultra,
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it's not just the two maxes attached to each other,
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it's two maxes attached to each other,
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flanked on both sides by RAM chips.
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Where are the RAM chips in this diagram?
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Where did they go?
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'Cause this looks like it would be addressable as one chip
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and the RAM would be around it or something.
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And then how can Apple get it,
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we were calling that two M1 Ultras?
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When it, it's really confusing and upsetting to me
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and I don't know how this is gonna turn out.
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What it's making me think is,
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is no matter how this turns out,
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that it's either gonna be a crappy computer
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that I don't wanna buy,
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or it's gonna be something that's just too much money
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and I'm gonna end up getting a MacStudio.
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- I mean, so the RAM thing I think might help
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steer this one way or the other,
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because what if,
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I wouldn't say it wouldn't have unified RAM,
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but what if it has RAM slots?
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Because I, you know, looking at the gap
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between the current Mac Pro and the Mac Studio.
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In certain areas, the Mac Studio is already way past it.
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In certain areas, the Mac Studio can't compete with it yet.
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Like it doesn't, it can't reach those levels.
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And I think the area that has the biggest discrepancy
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is not GPU performance, it's the RAM ceiling.
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And you know, the current Mac Pro has a RAM ceiling
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of 1.5 terabytes, right, isn't that right?
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The Mac Studio maxes out at 128 gigs.
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- That's a pretty big gap.
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And I can't imagine that by going from two dies to four,
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we would somehow multiply the RAM ceiling by 10.
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I don't see how that works with keeping everything
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made the same way that it's been made.
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Now, I am as big a skeptic as they come
00:57:22
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about the next Mac Pro being super expandable.
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You know, I don't think there's going to be a lot of, you know, slots or GPU, like I it
00:57:31
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would be surprising to me if there was ever the support for a slotted GPU, for instance,
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I don't think that's going to happen. However, I do think there might be RAM slots, because
00:57:43
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I don't see how they keep the same memory packaging strategy with all the other M1 family
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while replacing the Intel Mac Pro
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without having severe ramifications for its use
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in things like scientific computing,
00:57:59
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which is, I don't know how big this market is,
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but among people who buy the current ridiculous
00:58:04
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Intel Mac Pro, that is some part of that group,
00:58:08
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and that's some part that, look,
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if you need a terabyte of RAM,
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or even just more than 128 gigs of RAM in a Mac,
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right now you have no option except that Mac Pro,
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and to get rid of that option in the future,
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I think without having something that could replace,
00:58:23
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that could even come close to that ceiling of resources
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in this one area, I think that would be kind of crappy
00:58:31
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for the lineup and for the specialty needs that need that.
00:58:36
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So I think we are very likely to see something different
00:58:41
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about the next Mac Pro that does not follow
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the restrictions of the other MX series up to this point.
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to this point.
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And I think RAM slots are the most likely thing to see.
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That again, I'm not super optimistic about card slots,
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especially not for GPUs.
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As you mentioned, the various options
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for whether it has card slots or not,
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one of them doesn't have card slots at all.
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Honestly, I think that's the most likely.
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And one of them is it has card slots
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that don't support GPUs.
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I think that's second most likely.
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And then I think the least likely is the support GPUs
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like we have them now. I don't see that happening. But I do think that, you know, what we have
00:59:26
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in terms of RAM with the M1s, I don't see how we reach one and a half terabytes with the current
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architecture unless the Mac Pro version of it supports socketed RAM. Now, I think they could
00:59:40
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still do unified RAM because the RAM that is next to the package in the M1 or in package, I guess,
00:59:47
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or whatever it is, that's not some like magical RAM type
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that doesn't exist in the rest of the PC world.
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Isn't it just like DDR5 something, whatever?
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- No, it's HBM2 or something.
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I think it's the high bandwidth memory.
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Like it is, that's the thing.
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Like a lot of the amazing performance of the M1 series
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has to do with that unified RAM.
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It is very fast, it is very close,
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and obviously it's shared between the CPU and the GPU.
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As soon as you go to external pools of it,
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it gets more distant, physically speaking,
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and metaphorically speaking, the bandwidth goes down
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or becomes much more expensive
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to try to maintain the same bandwidth,
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because as they said in the thing,
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like 800 gigabytes per second is like 10 times a high-end PC
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and I think you lose a lot of the performance.
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Like, I mean, what I keep thinking about this machine is,
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Apple has to say something to sell it.
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They have to say, here's this machine,
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here's why you should buy it.
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And they've made their job hard
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by putting out the Mac Studio,
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because to sell this machine
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that presumably will be more expensive than the Mac Studio,
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It has to do something better than the Mac Studio.
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Now you mentioned the RAM ceiling.
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Let's say it has slots and it has a bigger RAM ceiling on it.
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Are there applications that Apple cares about
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or would mention in an advertisement
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or are common enough where they would say,
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you couldn't do this on a Mac Studio
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because it won't fit in RAM, but on this machine
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it will because we can have 768 gigs of RAM or whatever.
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Because I don't think many people
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are buying the 1.5 terabyte except for a few rare instances.
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But I think there are use cases that won't fit in 128,
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but I think that the number tails off real fast
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when you go up to 256 or maybe even 512.
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Because I think you're mostly limited
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for the RAM on these systematic chips
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by the max size of that little square chip
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you can put in there.
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And that does go up over time.
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So even though you can only fit 128 around it now
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using the best available little RAM chippy thing
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that fits in the thing, eventually that number might double.
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Right, so I am wondering,
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I don't think they would sacrifice memory bandwidth
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and latency for capacity unless there was some use case
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that we already know about where capacity is super important
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because again, they have to advertise this somehow.
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And I think that machine that you described
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with external RAM plots would do almost everything worse
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than the Mac Studio.
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- I don't know, I mean, it wouldn't,
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again, I haven't followed like what the different
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PC RAM specs are these days.
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So I don't know what's available and what's not.
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But it wouldn't surprise me to glue two M1 Maxes together,
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they invented their own custom interconnect.
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What if they had their own custom RAM socket protocol
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and controller, I don't know.
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I wouldn't put it past them at this point.
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- Yeah, Chatter I'm saying that it's actually LPDDR5
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and not HBM, but it's just very wide.
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The fact that it's just sort of wired next to the thing
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and has the massive bandwidth,
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because it's got these multiple,
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and the thing about the bandwidth,
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it's got multiple memory controllers,
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and each time you add a memory controller,
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you have that much bandwidth,
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and so it's not like it has that much bandwidth
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to every piece of memory, I think.
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I think that's how much bandwidth it has in aggregate
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across all the chips that are wired up.
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Not that it really matters,
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'cause it's not like you're physically
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addressing memory anyway,
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but just keeping that in mind,
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that the reason the bandwidth keeps going up
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is because when you add a second max,
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that second max also has its own memory interfaces
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to its own private memory,
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and the whole making it look like one chip
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is the magic that, you know,
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instead of it just looking like
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one max with 400 gigabytes per second
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and a second max with 400 gigabytes,
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it looks like one chip that has 800,
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but really the lower Max has 400 to its RAM,
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and you know, it's not its RAM, you know what I mean.
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- Like that is kind of magical,
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but I don't see how you weave two of them together,
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and say with the straight face of the M1 Ultra
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was your last thing, unless they're just gonna say,
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just kidding, ha ha, remember we said it was our last one,
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well surprise, it's not.
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But how can it be a surprise,
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you told us the Mac Pro was coming, like.
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- Well they didn't say the Mac Pro
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was gonna have M1 series chips in it.
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- Yep, I know, I mean, obviously I said it,
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the M1 is anything Apple says,
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you can just call it the X1, you're like,
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Problem solved, see, we just did a different letter.
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- One line of dialogue.
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- Yeah, marketing solves all these problems too.
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But I keep thinking, is it plausible
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for an M2 based thing to, 'cause the thing about the M2 is,
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I think the rumors of it is having slightly more
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execution units, more cores, right?
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'Cause it's three nanometer instead of five,
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so you can fit more cores in the same power envelope.
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And which would mean that the biggest size,
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like the M2 Ultra would have more cores than the M1 Ultra,
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and there again is your differentiation.
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You could say, oh, well, how is this better
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than the Mac Studio?
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Well, it's got more cores.
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But the real problem is if you can make
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like an M2 based, you know, ultra for the new Mac Pro,
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you can also make it for the Mac Studio.
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Now there you are again with no differentiation.
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Like what makes the Mac Pro different than the Mac Studios?
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The big mystery that is weighing on my mind.
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- You're very worked up about this, Jon.
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- I am, 'cause it's potentially my next computer, or not.
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Like, I mean, here's the thing.
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If I wait around and the thing comes out
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and it's disappointing or it's too expensive
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or whatever, then I just end up buying a MacStudio.
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It's like, well, then why did I wait a year
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to buy a MacStudio?
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- Because you're trying to get a lot of use
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out of your existing $15,000 Mac Pro?
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- I know, I know.
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- Too soon, too soon.
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I don't know, so if you were to buy a MacStudio today
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for you, how do you think you would spec it?
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- It should be delivered in approximately November.
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- Well, there's that.
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- The dates on the MacStudios are ridiculous at this point,
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but all right, so how would I configure it?
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- Yeah, like can we, you wanna walk through it real quick?
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I'm curious, if you were to buy one,
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how would you configure it for you?
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- I mean, honestly, I think my cheapness and patience
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would kick in and I would say,
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my Mac Pro's fine for me for a while.
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- I know, I know, but work with me on this, please.
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I know you love hypotheticals.
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- If I was forced to do it, if someone stole my Mac Pro
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and I had to buy a new computer,
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I wouldn't obviously buy another Mac Pro.
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I'd be very sad about it being stolen.
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But anyway, I would probably max it out,
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'cause I would like, I would get 128,
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I would get the M1 Ultra.
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I wouldn't get the terabyte SSD, I'd get four terabyte SSD.
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Those are basically the only options, right?
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- Maxed out GPU cores?
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I mean, 'cause I don't, and it would be very expensive,
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but like, and I don't know, I don't quite know
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what I would do with those GPU cores,
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'cause I wouldn't be able to play Windows games
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on it anymore, but I would be like,
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well, something will use them.
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Like, there are some Mac games, even Apple Arcade does it.
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Sometimes I forget that Apple Arcade stuff
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is all available on the Mac.
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I spent a while on Apple Arcade on my Mac the other day
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thing. These games that I play on my phone and my iPad, can I play them in 6K? And the
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answer to a lot of them is, yeah, you can. And you can't play them on 6K on your phone,
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so there's things that Macs can do with GPU cores. But yeah, I would probably get everything
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maxed out. So if I'm doing this right, looking at the
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website, that's $6,800, which is like half the cost of your existing computer, and like
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twice as fast. And I don't have to buy a monitor.
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And you don't have to buy a monitor. That's the important part. It's so cheap. I should
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buy an upgrade every year now.
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Just keep using the same monitor with all these computers.
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- Honestly, there's something to be said for that.
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I know that's not your style,
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but there's something to be said for that.
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I've actually wondered a lot,
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since I love my MacBook Pro, if you will,
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I just adore this machine so much.
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Hi, Steven Hackett, I know you love that.
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- I'm just hearing, I'm feeling the collective groan
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from all of our audience when they hit this point
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and hear that.
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- Let me tell you, so I don't change the name
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of Macintosh HD, but my computer name is Casey's Maxbook Pro.
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And you know it, and you love it.
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But anyway, I love this thing so much.
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And I've wondered to myself, when this M2 comes out,
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would I pull a Marco and upgrade this less than a year old,
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or perhaps a year old 14-inch Maxbook Pro?
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And I don't think I would, mostly because I'm cheap.
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But if the M2 was that compelling,
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Would I start to get myself on a yearly or every other year plan?
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I don't think I'll ever get to the point of as often as I change my underwear like Marco, but I could see myself
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you know money notwithstanding, which is a big if, I could see myself wanting to upgrade my laptops
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more frequently than I used to in the past if the gains continue to be as big as they have been.
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And I think the question I need to, or the thing I need to look into to answer this, which I haven't done, is
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is what's the difference between the A14 and the A15, right?
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Because the A14 core is what's powering the M1,
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if I'm not mistaken, and we're up to A15 this year, right?
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So maybe even the A16 would potentially, probably not,
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but potentially be in the M2.
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So what are those differences?
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And I can look into this.
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I'm not asking for feedback,
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but I think it's something that I've asked myself,
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would I be on a far more regular upgrade cycle
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than I ever have been because the chips might be getting
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that much better every year or every other year.
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- I don't think the chips would make you upgrade.
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I think it's the chips are not gonna give you the bump
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you just got from going from Intel to this.
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What would make you upgrade is if like,
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and I don't think this is gonna particularly happen,
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but if it did happen, this would make you upgrade.
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It would be like, "Oh, it's got cellular and face ID,"
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or something like that, or "No more notch," right?
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Those are the type of things that are gonna get you
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in the door, not compile 15% faster,
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'cause after a year, I don't think you're gonna have
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complaints about this.
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"Oh, my computer feels so slow."
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Like, it's not, you know, that's not gonna happen.
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- I would insta-buy for either,
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I don't know if I would for Face ID actually,
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but I would absolutely insta-buy for cellular,
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without question.
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- Yeah, I probably would too.
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That's a big deal. (laughs)
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But I'll have to decide which laptop would get it.
01:09:09
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Hmm. (laughs)
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- Oh no, now I'm miserable like John, no!
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No! (laughs)
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- No, and this is,
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Despite my reputation here,
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I actually don't usually upgrade my Macs that frequently
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outside of like, the butterfly keyboard
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is destroying my life, maybe this next one will be better.
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And then, oh, then architecture changes.
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It's been a frequent update cycle for me recently,
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but usually I get a few years out of my Macs,
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especially my desktop Macs.
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Those tend to last a while.
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And because really, year to year,
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Mac updates are not that different.
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Year to year, when the new iPhones come out,
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and we're all, they've tried out all these cool features,
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and we're all wowed by the marketing.
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I'm like, oh my God, I have to have that new camera.
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Oh, I have to have this new thing.
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It's a huge difference, and it's palpable,
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like how much you want that.
01:10:06
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Usually, when a Mac update comes out,
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that is generally just like a spec bump update,
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you don't usually have that, oh my God,
01:10:14
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I have to have that right now,
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because the one I have from last year or two years ago
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is so much worse.
01:10:20
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Like no, it's usually, it's like okay,
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you can buy this new one and it might be like 15% faster
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or something, it's not gonna be like a huge, huge difference.
01:10:28
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You know, right now we're going through this period
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of turmoil where you know, the architecture transition
01:10:32
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and everything, it's a big deal, we're getting big gains
01:10:34
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and big changes, but that's about to slow down,
01:10:37
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I think to a pretty large degree.
01:10:39
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- Yeah, I think you're probably right.
01:10:41
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- And also phones are only like a thousand bucks,
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which is a lot for a phone, but it's nothing for a Mac.
01:10:45
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And phones, especially after one or two years,
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the batteries start to get a little cranky,
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whereas even a laptop battery tends to not fall off a cliff
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the way phones can do if you use them hard for a few years.
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So the urge to upgrade to a new phone is easier to give into
01:11:02
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and it makes a little bit more sense than buying,
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especially it's not like we're buying,
01:11:06
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none of us are buying $1,000 Macs,
01:11:07
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even though you can buy $1,000 Mac,
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those aren't the ones that we're buying.
01:11:10
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So being on an annual upgrade cycle
01:11:12
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for something that expensive for a 15% gain
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doesn't really make much sense.
01:11:17
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That's fair.
01:11:17
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But it's a fun thing to think about.
01:11:19
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Until Marco dropped that, what Mac does cellular go in?
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Can you imagine if they did like a cellular--
01:11:25
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the only Mac that gets a cellular modem
01:11:28
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is like the adorable round two.
01:11:30
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So somehow it's like slower than dirt.
01:11:32
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I mean, I don't know why it would be slower than dirt,
01:11:34
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but hypothetically, you know.
01:11:35
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So it's like this complete compromised machine,
01:11:37
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but it's got cellular, baby.
01:11:38
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Oh, it'd be so sad.
01:11:39
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I don't think you have to worry about it,
01:11:40
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because I don't think Apple's ever
01:11:41
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going to add cellular to a Mac.
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See what I'm doing, Apple?
01:11:43
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- Making you do it to prove me wrong.
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Look at this sound clip.
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You said they would never do it.
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I don't know if that or another psychology will work,
01:11:51
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but something's gotta work,
01:11:52
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'cause it just seems like they have no interest
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in ever doing this.
01:11:55
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- I think it's one of those things
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like on a very long time scale,
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I think they probably will on an infinite time scale.
01:12:00
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They probably will do it,
01:12:02
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but they're gonna take their sweet time,
01:12:03
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because they're probably waiting
01:12:05
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until they don't have to pay Qualcomm some royalty thing.
01:12:07
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- Yeah, oh yeah.
01:12:08
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- Oh, that's a really good point.
01:12:09
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- Well, but you say that,
01:12:11
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but they eat that cost on iPads, for crying out loud.
01:12:14
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They can't eat that cost on a $5,000 MacBook Pro,
01:12:16
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it's because it's a percentage of price
01:12:17
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of the product or whatever?
01:12:18
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- Maybe, 'cause, yeah, we've heard that that is
01:12:21
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like the rumor that it was percentage of price,
01:12:23
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but like, I don't know, I mean, they've charged,
01:12:25
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you know, they charge 120 bucks or 130 bucks for it
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on the iPad from the very first $500 iPad
01:12:31
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all the way up to the, you know, whatever,
01:12:34
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what's the biggest iPad, like $1,500 now?
01:12:37
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Like, you know, they charge basically
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the same price for all that, so, I mean, yeah,
01:12:40
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If they charge 200 bucks on a Mac, great.
01:12:43
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I'd still buy it, like that would be great.
01:12:45
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- Yeah, I mean you would, but you know, anyway.
01:12:47
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The Apple, I don't know if this is,
01:12:48
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if the upcoming iPhone is at the year
01:12:50
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when Apple's 5G chips are gonna be ready
01:12:52
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or are we waiting one more year?
01:12:53
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I haven't kept track of it.
01:12:54
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We've talked about this in the past in the show,
01:12:56
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but Apple is 100% making its own cellular radio chips.
01:13:00
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It just takes a long time 'cause it's really hard.
01:13:01
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But the second they can do it, rest assured,
01:13:04
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they will be off Qualcomm and onto their own chips.
01:13:06
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I just, I like that they're taking their time
01:13:08
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because I don't want them to rush out the door
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with a crappy chip that's worse than the Qualcomm ones.
01:13:13
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So yeah, take your time, make sure you get it right.
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Test it really well, test it directly
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against the Qualcomm competition.
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When it is as reliable, but you own it
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- So in the last few days,
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all the betas are no longer beta,
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and now they are out, what is this, 15.4?
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Is that right?
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I don't even remember anymore, something like that.
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In the new version of whatever ridiculous California name
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we're on, God, I am a mess.
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What are we on, Monterey?
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So it's 12.3 and 15.4.
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And now we can do universal control,
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which I have played with very briefly.
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Jon, I think you played with at least a little bit,
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and Marco, you haven't had a chance to play with it yet,
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is that right?
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- Honestly, I don't really keep an iPad
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next to me on my desk.
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And I typically don't either.
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- Actually, at the moment I don't have an iPad.
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That's a whole separate issue.
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- Well, let me talk to you about it.
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Let me tell you the good word about it.
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So Casey mentioned that the things are out of beta.
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What he means is that Mac OS and iOS and iPad OS
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are out of beta, but Universal Control,
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which ships in the non-beta version
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of those operating systems, is itself still beta
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with a tiny little beta tag next to all the little things
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just to let you know this might not work.
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So yeah, Universal Control, the thing demoed so long ago
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that people might have forgotten about it.
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Drag your cursor off the edge of the screen
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and watch it burst through the edge of your iPad screen.
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I don't keep an iPad near my Mac either.
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I keep it in a whole different room in the house,
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but I brought the iPad down here to try it out.
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It's super cool and it works magically just like they said.
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Performance is great.
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I did cause the crash, that's fine, it's beta.
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But I had an actual task I was doing.
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I was filing a bug against the version of Apple Podcasts
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that's on iPad OS.
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I was like, oh, how am I gonna get a screenshot
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off of my iPad over to my Mac?
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have to airdrop it and you know it's like but wait this is a great opportunity
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to use universal control I'll just take the screenshot on my iPad and then just
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yank my cursor for my Mac over there grab the photo and pull it over to my
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Mac and on the second try it worked and that was cool and I like the little
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animations this is also the first time that I have had any extended period of
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time to use iPads iPad OS cursor support which I know has been out for years now
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but I haven't really ever used it besides briefly my wife's got the little
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What is it called the weird keyboard foldy thingy for the iPad Pro?
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What is that called?
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The foldy one?
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Is it smart?
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Is it magic?
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Does it have a trackpad or not?
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It has a trackpad.
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It's the magic.
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It's the magic smart pro max.
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It costs as much as the small iPad.
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Other than playing with that, I hadn't done it.
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But now using my actual mouse and keyboard was cool.
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But the thing I will say is that, and I haven't tried this myself, but it just occurred to
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me watching a conversation in another Slack.
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It says this right in the documentation too, I think.
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Universal control doesn't just let you drag your cursor from your Mac screen onto your
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iPad, it also lets you drag your cursor from your Mac screen onto another Mac screen.
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And I think more people might potentially have a laptop and a desktop on the same desk
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kind of area.
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Yeah, and I think that is even more useful use case.
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Now there have been third party products that have done this in a while.
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For a while, what was the popular one?
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It was called like Synergy or something.
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And before that, there was another one that I'm not remembering.
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There's a bunch of these things for Linux.
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But there's something about, for someone with my kind of philosophy of these things, there's
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something about it being a first party OS integrated thing versus a third party product
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that makes me more likely to use it just because there's nothing to install, I have some faith
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it will be supported and work well.
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And maybe that's not true.
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Maybe like the third party one is actually better than the Apple one because it's less
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buggy, they had a long time to work out the things, but that means the third party software
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has to be installed and all the different things and it's another thing for you to mind
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intend and make sure that it doesn't have some sort of problem that spins out of control
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or a security flaw or whatever.
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This may be incorrect thinking in my head, but it's the way I think about it.
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Every third-party product is just a little bit of an extra burden of me to just keep
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track of and make sure it's not going wonky, whereas things that go wonky in the OS I have
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no control over anyway, so I might as well just forget about it.
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But we talked on a past show how annoying it is that file sharing is so terrible and
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I just two Macs are in the same room and I don't want to grab a file from one and bring
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it to the other.
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I have to say that the fastest way to do that now is probably to use universal control to go over to
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My wife's desktop grab the file and bring it back now unfortunately for me
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I can't see both of the screens at the same time particularly comfortably and
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Secondly unfortunately if she's logged in as her and I'm logged in as me
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That's not gonna work because you have to be logged into the same app ID and everything
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But this had made me has made me think a lot more about essentially virtual kv
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what do they call product tech synergy
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and universal control, virtual KVM, right?
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Like the idea of having multiple computers on your desk,
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but one set of input devices, one keyboard and one mouse,
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but you're controlling multiple computers,
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that's what universal control is essentially.
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It works with iPads, it works with Macs.
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If it worked with a phone, that'd be really cool too.
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It's making me think a lot more about
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what I can do with the desk space that I have.
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Not that there's much room with this giant monitor on here,
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but maybe there might be room for in the future,
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let's say a laptop somewhere in my life.
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When my children take all,
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my children already have taken all the laptops,
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so my children finish commandeering
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every single laptop in the house
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because they don't know what desktops are.
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If I ever need something portable to bring with me somewhere,
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I may have to get a laptop.
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And literally the only way I would ever bother
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using that laptop is if I could do it using my big keyboard
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and my big mouse on my desk,
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because I don't like smushing myself onto a laptop.
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It's bad for my RSI, I just don't like it.
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I feel all hunched over and gross.
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Laptops are gross.
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But if I just had it on my desk,
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and especially if it's one of the new laptops
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with a really fancy monitor that can hang with my XDR,
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I might think about that.
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- I played with universal control very briefly
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and it worked surprisingly well.
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And it was pretty fluid for the most part.
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I was doing most of this on my screen and porch
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where the wifi is good but not spectacular.
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And so there were a couple of times
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there was definitely some latency and lag and whatever.
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But generally speaking, it worked very well.
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And what was absolutely bananas was I sat my iPad Pro,
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which is four years old now or something like that.
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I sat my iPad Pro to the left of my,
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my MacBook Pro is previously covered.
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And I just kept pushing the mouse
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to the left edge of the MacBook Pro.
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And sure enough, pink, all of a sudden,
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my cursor was over on the iPad.
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It was very, very cool.
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I look forward to playing with this more.
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Again, I don't, I think I get probably more use
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out of sidecar than I,
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which is the thing where your screen is expanded to be on your iPad, then I expect to out of
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your universal control. But back when I had the iMac Pro and my MacBook Pro, which often
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was on my desk as well, this would have been amazing at that point when I had the two computers
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on my desk. That would have been so great. But even still, it's extremely well done from
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the limited use I've had with it and very, very cool.
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Yeah, I feel like the killer feature is the unification of input.
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Because getting things from the world of the iPad onto the Mac has just always seemed cumbersome.
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Direct manipulation, even if it's just copy on the Mac, paste on the iPad, right?
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That's just so much easier than like, oh, I can do things like I'm going to put this
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in Apple Notes, which I guess is a testament to Apple Notes.
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I need to transfer some piece of information from my iPad to my Mac.
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I'll just make a new note, I'll paste it in, I'll go over to my Mac, I'll open up notes,
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and it will be synced, I'll pull it out, right?
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That's dumb, right?
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You know, why don't you just AirDrop it?
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Why don't you email it to yourself?
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Like, there's a million different ways to do it.
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- Universal Clipboard, baby.
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- Yeah, yeah, no, Universal Clipboard,
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I don't need Universal Control for that.
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Although Universal Clipboard for me is not as reliable
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as Universal Control has been so far.
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And like, this is another thing I have to say
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about Universal Control.
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Like Universal Clipboard, there's not a lot of exposed knobs
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and buttons and machinery for either one of these features.
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They either work or they don't.
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And if they don't, you just shrug,
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ah, eh, like why isn't it working?
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I copied here and I paste,
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why is universal clipboard not working?
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There's not a lot of feedback about it,
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there's not someplace where you can look,
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there's not a button you can press
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to say reset universal clipboard.
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Same thing with universal control.
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It just so happens, I think I'm in the honeymoon period
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of universal control, with the exception of one crash,
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it has always just worked for me.
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And if it just works, I don't care about the knob.
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So the second it stops working, I get cranky
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'cause there's nothing I can do about it.
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But I am thinking about how, like,
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I do wanna use my iPad as an iPad.
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There are apps that are on the iPad
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that I don't have on my Mac.
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I don't have an M1 Mac, so I can't run the iPad apps
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on my Mac, right?
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- Aw, you should get an M1 Mac.
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- I know. - It's all right.
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It kinda, I mean, it sucks.
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Like, doing that is not fun.
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- Yeah, I mean, I have to say, like,
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I haven't done this, but I'm assuming when you do that
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on your, it's gotta be, when you do it on your Mac,
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you don't get the iPad cursor experience, right?
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- And I think that experience is super cool with iPad apps.
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fits for me. I've always thought that was one of the best UI things Apple has ever done,
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is cursor support on iPad OS, because it is cursor support reimagined for the iPad instead
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of just putting a stupid Apple arrow cursor on the iPad screen, which would look weird.
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I think that fits so well, and now I can do that using my actual mouse instead of that
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tiny little trackpad or whatever on the Magic Smart Pro Keyboard Max.
01:24:30
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- All right, let's do some Ask ATP.
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Let's start with Ryan Petriello who writes,
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"Even though the DTK was never going to be a machine
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"that was released to the public,
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"was it an appropriate harbinger
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"of what the M1 MacBook Air, MacBook Pro,
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"and Mac Mini would be?"
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I'd never had one, so I don't feel like
01:24:46
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I really have much I can say about this,
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but it was almost underwhelming, wasn't it,
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compared to how incredible these machines are?
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And we always, and we all thought it was pretty great
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from the get-go, so I don't know, you guys actually had one.
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Let's start with Marco, what do you think?
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- I actually barely ended up using mine,
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in part because it was a Mac Mini,
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and at the time, I didn't have an external monitor with me,
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and so I use it exclusively through screen sharing.
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And also, keep in mind that the dev kit
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did not have Rosetta, and so you could only run
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Apple, Silicon compiled, ARM compiled stuff.
01:25:28
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And at that time, it was very hard
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to get any other third party apps that were ARM compiled.
01:25:34
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And so there was really not a good way for me to move into it
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or set it up as mine, really.
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And so it was only ever a machine
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that I used through screen sharing,
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and I would run Xcode and compile a few things here
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and there and test some things here and there.
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But I never really got a feel for it.
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That being said, it was also an A12Z in there,
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which is two pretty big processor generations
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behind the A14 cores that made up the M1.
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And it had different resources and didn't
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have the unified memory stuff.
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So it was a very different experience
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than using the actual M1 Macs for lots of reasons,
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mostly due to the lack of Rosetta
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and the much older chip.
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It did have unified memory.
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They all have uni-- there was no separate--
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Oh, yeah, you're right.
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Yeah, I was wrong about that.
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But yeah, it was the A12Z.
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and it was, yeah, and for me, yeah,
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not having Rosetta and me not having a monitor
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really made it so I never really use it as a user.
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Like pretty much only as a developer building my stuff.
01:26:37
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- So Ryan's question is was it appropriate?
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I think it was because, for two reasons.
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One, even though it was just an A12Z,
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it showed to developers that ARM-based chips
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running Mac OS are fine performance-wise.
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There are some things that the A12Z did faster
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than my Intel Macs at the time,
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like these weird little parts of the OS
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are just interacting with your Mac
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that are just shockingly faster on ARM-based Macs.
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The fact that that was true on an A12Z
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when the M1 would be based on A14 cores,
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let developers know, this is just for developers,
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don't worry about, oh, the ARM Macs are gonna come
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and your app is gonna be super slow
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'cause ARM chips are wimpy.
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That's not gonna happen,
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because look how well your app runs on this thing
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and this thing has an A12Z in it, right?
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And the second thing is, because it was an A12Z
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and an older chip, that is the appropriate thing
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for people to do their dev work on,
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because you don't want them to do dev work
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on some monster chip, and then the real ARM Macs come out
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and they're slower.
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What you want to happen is they do their dev work,
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they get the performance of their application
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to be adequate on the A12Z, then the real ones come out
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and it's even faster than that's exactly what happened.
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So I think it was absolutely perfectly appropriate.
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It was 100% usable, performed really well,
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showed developers what it was gonna be like
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in the ARM world, and also was the slowest ARM Mac
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that Apple ever released.
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- All right, Peter Wagner writes,
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"I currently use two 30-inch cinema displays."
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How old are those displays now?
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- They are amazing, though, they just aren't retina.
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- So they're not amazing.
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"I currently use two 30-inch cinema displays
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"with a maxed-out 16-inch 2019 MacBook Pro.
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"I'm considering switching to two Apple Studio displays.
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I will use every ounce of power of my machine
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for creative work while upgrading my resolution
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from 2560 by 1600 to 5K in each display,
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put a noticeable additional strain on my CPU or GPU.
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I don't wanna upgrade my displays
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only to downgrade my overall computing experience.
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I don't know, but I can't imagine
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it would be noticeable, would it?
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- Well, it's four times the pixels, roughly.
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That's enough that it would give me pause,
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especially with a laptop driving it.
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It's not like in a Mac Pro, like Jon has,
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if you really had a GPU issue,
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you could upgrade the GPU and maybe add a second one
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and you could probably alleviate that stress.
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But driving four times the pixels
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is gonna be a significant increase.
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Now, whether it's going to be noticeable,
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that's a different story.
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I don't know what the headroom is like
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when driving two 30 inch displays versus two 5K displays.
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I mean, it could be, maybe it doesn't matter, I don't know.
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But I would say when you're driving
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multiple external monitors,
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especially from an Intel MacBook Pro,
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you're already kind of, you know,
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you're pushing the bounds of like heat and noise probably.
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And so I would expect increasing the pixel load
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by a huge amount of pixels would probably run the risk
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of either noticeable slowdowns
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or increased heat and noise or both.
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- Yeah, I would say the heat and noise is your big concern
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'cause modern GPUs are really good at pushing pixels.
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If you're not running games on those two, five, 12 things,
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you're just displaying the UI with a bunch of windows,
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it's probably fine performance-wise,
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'cause when are you gonna see performance,
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like assuming it supports it at all,
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which I'm assuming the best GPUs on the 2019 16-inch do,
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it should be fine, but it is going to use more power,
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and I think the extra heat and noise produced by it
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will be more annoying to you than any kind of like,
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you know, stutter or anything,
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up to the point that like I would say
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The heat could be so much that you get heat-based GPU
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glitching, which can happen in laptops and desktops,
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for that matter.
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And eventual failure, more likely.
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And I only say all these scary things,
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because this is an Intel laptop.
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It's the Intel 16-inch.
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I don't remember which generation of the 2019s
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were the ones that got super hot,
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and the GPUs are really pushing the thermal limits or whatever.
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That's going to be your main constraint.
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If you had a desktop computer and you wanted to do this,
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I would say any GPU is fine.
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If it says it supports it, you're fine,
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'cause they just have cooling to spare.
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But a laptop, you're gonna be pushing it.
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So the good thing, though, is that if you get
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studio displays, when you get rid of that junky laptop,
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the studio displays will be there and waiting
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for your much better one that will be able
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to drive those displays without breaking a sweat.
01:30:59
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- Yeah, it's the wonder of having good external monitors
01:31:02
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from Apple that they make every computer modular.
01:31:05
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It's wonderful, and they outlive your computer.
01:31:08
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- Wouldn't it be terrible, Marco, if your monitor
01:31:09
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and your computer were inextricably linked,
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like you couldn't just separate the two.
01:31:14
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Who would want an all-in-one that's like that?
01:31:17
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That would be terrible, wouldn't it?
01:31:19
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- I can't tell you how many, it just,
01:31:21
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it killed me thinking back.
01:31:22
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Now that, I know we already talked about this,
01:31:24
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but now that they have released what is basically
01:31:29
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the 5K monitor's screen in an external monitor,
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and the specs on it as a monitor are basically the same,
01:31:37
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It kills me thinking about how I have discarded, basically.
01:31:41
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I mean, I've sold them or given them away,
01:31:43
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but I've basically discarded, I think,
01:31:44
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three of those over the last eight years.
01:31:49
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- I think that might be in the same boat, yeah.
01:31:51
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- Plus tips, that's just mine alone,
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mine where I think three of them.
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And it kills me to think,
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I could have had three perfectly good 5K monitors,
01:32:00
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or just bought one and kept it this whole time,
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but oh, what a waste.
01:32:06
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Wade writes, and this is either gonna be three minutes
01:32:09
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or 30, so buckle up.
01:32:10
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Wade writes, "What are the top three ugliest max
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of all time?"
01:32:15
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No particular reason for the timing.
01:32:18
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Maybe you can limit it to the time since the iMac
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to make it fair for Marco and Casey.
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Plus, we don't want it devolving
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into just a list of quadras.
01:32:27
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So I don't know how you wanna handle this.
01:32:29
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I have been frantically doing my research
01:32:32
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as we've been recording, coming up with a list.
01:32:35
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I actually came up with four, so I'm quite proud of myself.
01:32:38
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But, well, so, see, we're going in true top four spirit
01:32:42
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in every measure of the word,
01:32:43
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'cause we've got four and we're not following the rules.
01:32:46
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So I assume, Jon, you have exactly three.
01:32:49
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Would you like to start,
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or would you rather critique our selections first?
01:32:53
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- I can start.
01:32:54
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I think I only have two,
01:32:56
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but I think some of the ones that you pick might be mine.
01:32:58
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I was trying to pick ones that you probably wouldn't pick.
01:33:00
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So the actual right answer that old timers know,
01:33:05
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I think pretty much everyone would agree on this one
01:33:09
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and you will as soon as you see it, is the molar.
01:33:11
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The tooth mac, you know what I'm talking about?
01:33:13
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- I know of what you speak, but I can't picture it in my head.
01:33:15
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- I'm putting some links to Steven Hackett's website
01:33:19
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where he's got some pictures of it.
01:33:19
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Just two angles of this computer.
01:33:21
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Please, please to look at these now.
01:33:23
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- That is not attractive.
01:33:25
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- The front is a real problem just right off the bat.
01:33:29
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The front is just this terrible mess.
01:33:31
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It is not particularly nice looking.
01:33:33
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The face that the drives and everything make,
01:33:36
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the way the drive cutouts--
01:33:37
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- It's like a flat face.
01:33:39
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- It just looks like there's some sort of
01:33:41
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grievous skin injury.
01:33:43
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Even just the cutouts around the floppy drives.
01:33:46
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The proportions, the way the speaker grills are set in,
01:33:48
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the way it curves, but then you start rotating around.
01:33:51
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That top, by the way, is translucent.
01:33:52
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It's one of the early translucent plastics.
01:33:53
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That's clear translucent up there with holes in it.
01:33:57
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This thing is just a mess from top to bottom.
01:34:00
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- Oh, God. - Gotta be the ugliest Mac.
01:34:02
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Look at the Apple logo, the horrendous translucent
01:34:04
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Apple logo shoved up into the corner of the weird side.
01:34:07
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So bad, just the ugliest thing you have ever seen.
01:34:11
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- Yeah, this is pretty bad.
01:34:12
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- This was mostly seen in education.
01:34:14
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That's why most people haven't seen this Mac
01:34:15
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or even heard of it.
01:34:16
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It was the actual official name, I believe,
01:34:19
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was, let me get Mac Tracker up here, I closed it.
01:34:22
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I think it was the Power Macintosh G3 all-in-one.
01:34:27
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Is that what it's called?
01:34:29
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Paramark-G3 parentheses all in one.
01:34:35
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That is the ugliest Mac I've ever made.
01:34:37
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The second one might surprise some people.
01:34:39
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There's a bunch of computers that look like this.
01:34:42
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Let me see if I can find a good...
01:34:43
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All right, let's pick the LC580.
01:34:46
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It's not this particular computer.
01:34:48
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They made a bunch of computers in the same case,
01:34:49
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including, by the way, the Apple TV,
01:34:51
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which you may have heard of.
01:34:52
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No, not that Apple TV, or the Macintosh TV, sorry.
01:34:55
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That's not the Apple TV.
01:34:56
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It was also made in this case, but at least it was black.
01:34:59
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This case is just a confusing stack of rectangles.
01:35:04
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It uses a lot of the good design language
01:35:06
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of the Macs of the day,
01:35:08
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but whoever, it was like they took that design language
01:35:11
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and they threw it into a blender
01:35:12
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and out popped this ungainly thing where it's just,
01:35:14
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it's just an awkward stack.
01:35:16
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It looks like almost like it's upside down.
01:35:18
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It's like an awkward stack of rectangles.
01:35:20
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It looks like an AI created it.
01:35:21
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It's like, we know we have floppy drives
01:35:23
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and we know I have optical drives
01:35:24
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and we know we have these features and these smooth things
01:35:26
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and these stripes and then just like,
01:35:28
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computer, make me a computer out of that.
01:35:30
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And it's like, how about this?
01:35:31
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No, it's terrible.
01:35:32
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It's just so ungainly, so hideous.
01:35:36
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It shares so many individual details
01:35:38
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with its good looking computers
01:35:40
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that were around at the same time,
01:35:41
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but this one gets everything about it wrong.
01:35:44
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Those are the two that I find the most offensive.
01:35:47
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And I felt like I'm ignoring the modern ones,
01:35:49
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whatever you guys are gonna say
01:35:50
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about the modern computers, whatever,
01:35:51
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I think these two are worse than the absolute values
01:35:55
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and also in particular worse compared to their contemporaries
01:35:58
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because they just took a design aesthetic
01:36:01
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that was actually pretty nice for what it was
01:36:04
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and totally misfired on it.
01:36:06
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- That's probably the right answer.
01:36:07
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Now Casey, let's give them the wrong answers.
01:36:10
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- All right, I don't have, I went by years
01:36:13
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but I didn't write down what years these were from.
01:36:15
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I think my first one was from roughly 2006, 2008,
01:36:19
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somewhere in that neck of the woods.
01:36:21
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And coincidentally it was my very first Mac.
01:36:23
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But I don't think it aged well.
01:36:25
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I don't think it was ever particularly good looking
01:36:27
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and it is the poly book, the polycarbonate MacBook.
01:36:30
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- The white plastic one?
01:36:32
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- Specifically the white plastic one.
01:36:33
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- Yeah, you're talking about like the 2007-ish,
01:36:37
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launch it was six, but you probably had the 2007-ish version.
01:36:39
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- I had, I think it's 2008 version,
01:36:41
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but yes, we're saying the same thing.
01:36:43
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- Yeah, I actually loved, I own the same computer,
01:36:46
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but I own the 2006 version.
01:36:47
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I actually loved the way that computer looked.
01:36:49
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'Cause mine never had like the weird yellowing
01:36:52
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on the polymerase that some people, a lot of people had.
01:36:54
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Mine never had that, and so I just had
01:36:56
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like just a nice white map, and actually,
01:36:58
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later on, I think they really perfected it
01:37:00
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when they made like the plastic unibody-ish kind of one
01:37:04
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toward the end of its life.
01:37:05
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- That is true, that is better.
01:37:06
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- But yeah, I actually, I really enjoyed that design,
01:37:08
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and I think it actually looked,
01:37:10
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I have some modern Macs on my list
01:37:13
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that were contemporaries around this era,
01:37:16
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and I actually did not say this was an ugly one,
01:37:19
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'cause I actually enjoyed it.
01:37:20
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- No, this is not out of the computer.
01:37:21
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- You're wrong, good try.
01:37:24
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- Okay, wait, wait, did you have three, John?
01:37:26
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You had the Molar Mac, the LC580?
01:37:28
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- I just had the two.
01:37:28
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I was gonna take one of yours,
01:37:30
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but so far you're over one.
01:37:33
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- All right, so my next one,
01:37:34
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it was actually going back in time, Flower Power.
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Just no, just absolutely no.
01:37:38
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- Aw, really?
01:37:39
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- Absolutely no.
01:37:40
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- I mean, it's not pretty.
01:37:41
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That's an easy one.
01:37:44
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That's the one that people know about.
01:37:45
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Remember when Apple made that funny computer
01:37:46
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with they forget about the Polkadot one, right?
01:37:49
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'Cause there was Flower Power,
01:37:50
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and what was the other one called?
01:37:51
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Dalmatian or something like that. Yeah, there you go Dalmatian and arguably the flower one was worse than Dalmatian because I went back and forth
01:37:57
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But yeah in your face. Yeah, but those are those are
01:38:00
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reasonable picks it it's interesting that
01:38:03
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They decided to make like IMAX like towards the end of the IMAX
01:38:07
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Hey, let's just do something fun and they made not they didn't just make one of them a two and that's what they picked
01:38:12
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like, you know
01:38:13
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They have like 50 different choices of like what are we gonna do in the background?
01:38:15
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And these are the ones they picked and it's just it totally looks like
01:38:19
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You know not that gonna blame it on Steve Jobs, but when you see a decision like that from a big company
01:38:23
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It's like well
01:38:24
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They probably had a lot of different options and it came down to one person who's in a position to make this decision
01:38:30
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They said I like that one in that one
01:38:32
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Like literally one person
01:38:34
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Steered the course of this entire product line because you don't have people vote on it one person and probably for all we know it was
01:38:38
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Steve Jobs saying that one hour and everyone else in the room is like
01:38:45
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You're the boss, those are the ones you want.
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'Cause how else do you pick something like that?
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Like you've already decided
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that you're gonna do something fanciful and fun.
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And it's not like, you know,
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you're not gonna do design by committee
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and just have everybody vote on it or something.
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You're just gonna go with what the boss says.
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And the boss usually has good taste
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except for when everything was coated in leather.
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But, you know, you end up with a flower-prouded Dalmatian.
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I think like the leather contacts in "Find My Friends"
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were worse than that computer, but similar idea.
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- All right, the original look of the iMac,
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the 2004 era iMac with the just mountain of chin
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and white plastic.
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- Wait, you're talking about the 17 inch iMac G5?
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- Yes, yes. - I have that on my list,
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my number two. (laughs)
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- See, there you go, see, now we're onto something.
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So yeah, the 2004-ish iMac G5.
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So this is, imagine the general gist
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of a modern day iMac, but super duper thick,
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and with just like a third of the front of it is chin.
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And it's just, it's chin for days.
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It's a five head of chin is what it is.
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And it's just not good looking at all.
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- Yeah, I am with you on this.
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It's my number two, because yeah, just the proportion,
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like, 'cause it came in a bigger size.
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I'm talking about the 17 inch one, like the smaller one.
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If you look for, you know, G5 17 inch iMac,
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you'll see is ridiculous proportions.
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And it doesn't, it has the metal foot,
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but then the all white plastic enclosure.
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It's not a good, the proportions are all wrong.
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And then in the middle of that sea of white plastic,
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it has that webcam function at the top,
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so you have this big black circle.
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It's just a black, squarish thing.
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It has terrible proportions.
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Yeah, I'm totally with you.
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Because I actually took the option here
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that was posing the question of,
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just for shifting it to the iMac era forward,
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because this era that Jon's pulling these ugly things from,
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I wasn't even here for that.
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So I'm just saying the ones that I actually
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ever get to see in person or use.
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- And then my final entry, the Trashcan Mac Pro, which--
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- What? - No, because it's just
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so stupid. - What's ugly about that?
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- Okay, it's not really ugly,
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which I guess I'm now changing the context of the question.
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- That is not the question.
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- But it just looks so dumb. - Are you just angry at it?
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- It just looks so dumb. - I just picked
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the butterfly keyboard.
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- Yeah, right?
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It's just such a dumb looking computer.
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Like it's, I guess it's aesthetically fine.
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- Disagreeing.
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- It looks like a jet engine, it's cool.
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- Honestly, I am a big fan of that computer
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for what it, like, before like the GPU failures
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started to become noticeable.
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- If it worked, it would have been great.
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- Yeah, like I actually really liked the design
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of that computer in a number of ways.
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I mean, the only reason I stopped using mine
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was because I wanted to go retina
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and it never really had a good desktop retina story
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on that computer and they never updated it.
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But that computer, during the year or so
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it spent on my desk, I really enjoyed looking at it.
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- Well, see, but it doesn't look like a computer.
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Like, I want a computer to look like a computer.
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This looks like a damn trash can.
01:41:50
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- Oh, so you have a 50% success rate.
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It would be good if you were hitting in baseball,
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but it's bad if you're picking ugly Macs.
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- All right, so Marco, what do you say if you're so smart?
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- All right, so my first one,
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and this is my honorable mention, my number four,
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'cause it asked for the top three,
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but I have my number four.
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Again, modern era only, which I'm basically defining
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as like, you know, like--
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- I got modern era is defined when you started using Macs.
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- I have news for you, 1998 is not modern.
01:42:19
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- Okay, well anyway, so you know, roughly modern era only.
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I'm gonna say the first Intel MacBook Pro.
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It's not that it was like, you know,
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more horrible than the molar, it's just like,
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you know, compared to its time--
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- What the hell is wrong with you?
01:42:34
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This is perfectly fine.
01:42:35
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I saw a whole bunch of these in my office around that time
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and I used one for a little while and I never liked,
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like the top edge really kills it for me
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'cause you had those two giant holes for,
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I assume microphones, plus the giant webcam,
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plus the giant thing next to it.
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- Those holes are not for microphones.
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- Was it the latch?
01:42:57
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- Yeah, do you remember what this was like?
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So this, I reviewed this, I remember it
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and I actually own one.
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This was before Unibody and Unibody made these things
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Things look like garbage, right?
01:43:06
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But before a unibody, the way they closed was,
01:43:09
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they used magnets, but the way the magnets worked is,
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there were two very thin metal hooks inside there.
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I think there was only two slots in the 17-inch,
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maybe only one.
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And then you'd bring them towards the magnet,
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and the magnet would pull the very thin metal hook down
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so that it would hook onto the little latching mechanism,
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and then you'd press that button in the front
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that would release the little hooks.
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But it was literally like little metal teeth
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that would come out of there.
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So those slots were holding the little metal things
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that were on a swivel.
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And actually, maybe I should have picked
01:43:36
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the 17 inch version of this,
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because it made everything even worse,
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because you had the giant C around the keyboard.
01:43:43
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- The keyboard, yeah, the giant speaker grills.
01:43:45
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- Oh, that is true, I had forgotten about that.
01:43:47
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I will give you the keyboard.
01:43:48
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- Yes, maybe the 17 inch MacBook Pro would be worse.
01:43:49
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- The keyboard was real bad, or that whole circus.
01:43:53
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- 'Cause they used the same size keyboard
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on the 12 inch and the 17 inch.
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I also complained about that in my review,
01:43:57
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which I will find a link for for notes.
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The other thing about the little latchy things
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is that little piece of metal that rotated out
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was incredibly thin and very easy to bend.
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That mechanism was very delicate.
01:44:07
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And if the little latchy thing,
01:44:08
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like the magnet pulled it down,
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but it didn't quite like the tiny, you know,
01:44:12
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one eighth of a millimeter thing didn't hook underneath,
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it wouldn't stay closed.
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It would just pop open and you'd push it down
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and it would pop open.
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It's like nothing you can do
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because it's like the light in the refrigerator.
01:44:22
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Like once the thing is closed,
01:44:23
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that's when the hook is supposed to come down.
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And if it didn't come down,
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you can't get it to come down
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because you'd have to open it,
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but then it can't reach anymore.
01:44:29
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It was a bad mechanism.
01:44:31
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I didn't mind it so much on my PowerBook G4
01:44:35
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because that was before webcams and IR sensors.
01:44:38
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And once they added the webcam and the IR sensor,
01:44:41
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they just poked so many holes in that case
01:44:42
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and it didn't age well into that.
01:44:45
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- Oh, that's why it was two latches
01:44:47
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'cause the one I reviewed was the PowerBook G4
01:44:49
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and it just had the one latch except for on the 17 had two.
01:44:51
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But you're right, you couldn't have the one latch
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once the camera went there, I think.
01:44:54
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- Right, yeah.
01:44:55
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So anyway, yeah, just too many things looking at you
01:44:58
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and holes in the case and it looked really sloppy in person.
01:45:01
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All right, so my number three,
01:45:03
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this is gonna anger some people, what a surprise,
01:45:06
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the 11 inch MacBook Air.
01:45:09
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The 13 inch MacBook Air of this generation
01:45:12
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and many others that followed it looked fine.
01:45:14
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The 11 inch, the proportions that it had,
01:45:17
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especially the screen, that you had a huge wide bezel
01:45:21
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around a very short squat screen
01:45:24
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on this weird like squat computer,
01:45:26
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it just, it did not look attractive.
01:45:27
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The proportions were all wrong.
01:45:29
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It was impressive for what it did
01:45:30
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And I still think we haven't released anything like it,
01:45:35
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because the 12 inch MacBook was not like it.
01:45:36
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It was a much more compromised machine
01:45:38
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than the 11 inch AR ever was.
01:45:40
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But the 11 inch AR is not an attractive computer.
01:45:45
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- I think it's cute.
01:45:46
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I think it's definitely, it's like your dog.
01:45:48
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It's weirdly proportioned, but in a cute way.
01:45:51
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- All right, fair enough.
01:45:52
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All right, my number two was the 17 inch iMac G5,
01:45:55
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as Casey said, the big, white, thick, weird thing.
01:45:58
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And then my number one,
01:46:00
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- You're gonna kill me.
01:46:02
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- The 2019 Mac Pro.
01:46:05
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No, even I--
01:46:06
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- I think if you have one in person,
01:46:07
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you'd come around on it a little bit more.
01:46:08
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- No, even I have to disagree with this,
01:46:10
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'cause I was gonna choose that just for the lulz,
01:46:12
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but no, I actually think it's a pretty good looking computer.
01:46:14
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- I do not like the holes.
01:46:15
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I just, and I know, I've seen 'em,
01:46:18
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I mean look, I have 'em on the back of my XDR.
01:46:20
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I mean, fortunately, I never have to see the back of my XDR,
01:46:22
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but like, I don't like the hole pattern,
01:46:24
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I don't like the handles, I don't like the feet.
01:46:26
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The wheels make it a little bit better,
01:46:28
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but like the feet design with those big, flat,
01:46:29
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I just, I don't think it's an attractive computer.
01:46:32
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I really don't, and that's maybe one of the reasons
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why I never wanted to buy one.
01:46:36
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Like, I just am not, I don't find that attractive.
01:46:38
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And I think, honorable mention to the rack mount version,
01:46:41
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which I think is even worse, but--
01:46:43
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- No, that's true, I would agree with that.
01:46:45
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The rack mount version's pretty rough.
01:46:46
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- The only reason, I didn't pick the rack mount version
01:46:47
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'cause I thought like that's, you know,
01:46:48
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it's such a specialized thing, like I don't,
01:46:50
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I've never even heard of anybody buying one,
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so it felt like that was kind of off the table,
01:46:53
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but the tower version I think is not attractive.
01:46:56
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- Well, if the whole thing is bothering you,
01:46:58
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maybe you wouldn't get over that,
01:46:59
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The whole thing never really bothered me,
01:47:01
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but I remember when I first saw it,
01:47:03
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it didn't make much of an impression,
01:47:04
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but actually having one and looking at it
01:47:06
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and sort of, I've taken photos of it,
01:47:08
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seeing how the light reflects off
01:47:10
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the weird little hole things,
01:47:11
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it's definitely grown on me way more than I thought it would.
01:47:13
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It is just, it is a nice object, right?
01:47:16
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It's setting aside how it looks as a computer.
01:47:18
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And like the weird, the weird feety things,
01:47:20
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they have a little bit of a Miyazaki look to me,
01:47:23
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the little squat suction cup-y little feet.
01:47:26
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And I don't mind the little chrome handles
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the sharp edge on the top. The only thing that bothers me about this computer is the
01:47:31
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seam between the front and the back, but I don't want them to make it even more expensive
01:47:36
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by making it one solid thing. But yeah, it definitely grew on me having it in the house
01:47:40
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way more than before now. I definitely have a lot of affection for it. But I can understand
01:47:45
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people not liking it because the holes are divisive.
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Yeah, the holes and the feet, I think. If I got this, I would get it with wheels just
01:47:52
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to not have those feet. And the wheels do look good. I think they're
01:47:56
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- They're good looking wheels.
01:47:57
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- Yeah, but yeah, that's my number one.
01:48:00
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I cannot, I do not like the way the computer looks at all.
01:48:03
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- Well, if we put a Mueller on your desk,
01:48:06
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I think he would run screaming to that 2019 Mac Pro.
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Oh, it was accidental.
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- Do we have a little time for something
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that maybe we'll end up covering again next week,
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but if we have a few minutes before we all pass out.
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So I bought and I received the CalDigit TS4, right?
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- Which actually, I changed my setup this week.
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I'm using the CalDigit TS4.
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And so far I really like it.
01:49:45
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And I am really, really digging the one cable lifestyle,
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except apparently--
01:49:52
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- Except that one cable costs $130.
01:49:54
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- Well, not only that, but no,
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apparently the way the LG 5K works
01:49:59
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is it's two different streams
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of monitor data mashed together.
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So I guess if I'm, I am way outside my comfort zone here,
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but I think what's happening is
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Because this is effectively two monitors in terms of like data,
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when I plug in both the LG 5K and my 4K,
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I am now using effectively three monitors, sort of, kind
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of worth of data, which means I don't have enough bandwidth
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to do both on the CalDigit.
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Or something about the CalDigit in combination with this
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makes it such that it is transmitting 4K to the 5K
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and then 4K to the 4K.
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But what I can do is I can up sample the 4K to be effectively 5K,
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which people with better eyes could probably tell the difference, but I can't.
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So it's very weird because I'm running the 5K in scaled mode
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at the native 5K resolution, but it's being scaled.
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So that means even with my forthcoming
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studio display, what I was planning on doing is, you know, moving this,
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the 5K to be the accessory display and then just making the 4K like a portable
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display if I ever work somewhere else for some reason. And apparently if I want to continue
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the one-cable lifestyle, I will always have this 5K scaled. Even though it's scaled to
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5K, it's scaled.
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I thought they said it was if you used display stream compression and that your current monitors
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didn't support it, so the Apple one might.
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Right. But the problem isn't with the forthcoming monitor. The problem is this monitor. And
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this monitor isn't going away.
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Which one isn't going away?
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The Ultrafine 5K.
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- The LG, oh, oh, well, make it go away.
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- Well, I don't want it to go away.
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I wanna have two monitors.
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I guess I could do that.
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- It's interesting that you can't tell the difference.
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If no one had mentioned that,
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you couldn't tell it was upscaled.
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- Well, I knew that I needed to go into system preferences
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and fiddle with it, but I didn't really think much about it.
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And my eyes, as I've gotten older, have gotten worse.
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And so I'm sure somebody could come,
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somebody with better eyes could come and be like,
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oh, no, no, no, no, such and such icon
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or such and such text is blurry.
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And I'll be like, oh,
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I'm excited to get my new monitor though, I really am.
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- I think you should just,
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- I think you should try just living with one of them.
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I know you have all these monitors,
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but you can recoup some of your costs
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by passing on the curse slash blushing of the 5K
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to someone else and just try the one monitor lifestyle
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with your Apple monitor.
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- See, and I certainly could, or I could go
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and I could keep the 4K as the accessory monitor
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and make the ultra fine 5K the portable monitor
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since it does so well when I move it around.
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But I don't know, it seems like--
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- I mean, it does so well standing still.
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- Well, that's too shaggy, too shaggy.
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- I mean, it's as good as it's ever gonna get now.
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this is the perfect time to sell it to somebody.
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- Yeah, I could, but--
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- That's true, it was just serviced.
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- That is true.
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You're putting bad, maybe good thoughts in my head.
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- Just had the Vano service, I'm sure it'll be fine.
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- Can I suggest something?
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Don't sell it to somebody, give it to somebody.
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'Cause you don't wanna take money for that thing
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and then it dies and then it's a problem.
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- If you give it to them, it feels more like a curse.
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- Oh, that's terrible.
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- Pass this curse on to you.
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- Anybody who's getting rid of an LG 5K, mail it to Casey.
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Just, that should just be what everyone does
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their LG 5Ks, just mail them all to Casey.
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- That's fine.
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- You'll have like six of them trying to figure out
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how to hook them all up at once at your desk.
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- Yeah, well, I absolutely will.
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- No, if you assemble the parts from all of them,
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you get one working monitor.
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- That's also true.
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This is the LG ship of Theseus, thank you very much.
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- Yeah, I send John all my Kindles,
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the rollers in Casey all there, 5Ks.
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- Oh, goodness.
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- Can you imagine, what a horrible curse,
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like you go outside, like ah, Aaron,
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there's a giant box again.
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- That would be hilarious
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and she would not find it funny at all.
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Like Erin is extremely easygoing,
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but after like the fourth one of these,
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she would be like, I think more than anything else,
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where are you putting this?
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Where are you gonna put it?
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- I feel like when the toasters kept showing up at my house.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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Just everyone's mediocre LG5 case going to Casey's house.
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- Like the mediocre toasters.
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- I feel so bad.
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Did I ever tell you the story about, I probably did,
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the story of how the toasters left my house?
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- Yes, somebody like a courier came and got them or something.
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- I mean, in hindsight, now I know this was Alex
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doing all this, but like Alex Cox was responsible.
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But I just kept getting these toasters.
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You could, you know, get one and they come in big boxes,
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but then the boxes didn't leave.
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So they were just stacked in the garage.
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They have some photographs of it.
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And so the solution was, I was like, look,
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these toasters need to leave my house.
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So they hired a task rabbit.
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I think that's still a thing, like a person to come
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and a person showed up at my house,
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just a regular person with their SUV.
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And those toasters barely fit in the SUV.
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We filled the entire trunk, the back seat,
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and the passenger seat with just cardboard boxes.
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'Cause it was like 12 very large boxes.
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And that person showed up and they're like,
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"I'm ready to do a TaskRabbit thing."
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I'm like, "I'm not sure you were well briefed
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"on what's going on.
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"I'm picking up toasters, how bad could that be?"
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And it was just, you could see her face drop.
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It's like, "Sorry."
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- So what were they getting mailed or donated or trashed?
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- I don't know where they went from the task.
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The task of how a person took them out of my house.
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Where they went from there, I don't know.
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I think they actually got shipped back.
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You should ask Alex about it.
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They will be able to tell you whether they got shipped back
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somewhere or donated.
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All I knew was at that point, speaking of wives,
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was these toasters needed to get out of my house.