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Last week in the pre-show I said I had stopped following the news very closely
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The next morning Russia started a war so you know maybe poor timing on that
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I shouldn't laugh, I laugh with respect. I laugh at you Marco because yeah, maybe not the best timing
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I am not at all laughing about what's going on in Ukraine. It is truly terrible
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I'm pretty darn sure I speak for all three of us in saying we stand with Ukraine
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We find this to be an absolutely disgusting act of war
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And we are certainly, our hearts are with Ukraine.
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I don't even know what to say right now.
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It's just so stupefying that in 2022,
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this is still a thing that's happening.
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And I just don't even know what to make of it.
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- Yeah, and I'll be the first to admit,
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I know basically nothing about the politics of the region.
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About, you know, I know there were a lot of things
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leading up to this.
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And I had the privilege/ignorance
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of not really paying much attention,
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'cause there's a lot of stuff that happens in the world
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and I don't have time to pay attention to most of it.
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And I've never been much of a news junkie
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or anything like that.
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And so I have no idea all this stuff led up to this.
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And I've been trying to educate myself in the meantime.
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But war is awful.
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And this is not going to be resolved
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probably quickly or cleanly.
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And lots of people around the world, including Putin,
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have looked at the US and said,
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well, look, you guys invade stuff all the time.
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And yeah, we have done that.
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and we shouldn't have done it either.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- In almost every case, I think that has proven
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to have been the wrong move, and also has always proven
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to be way more messy and lengthy and costly to human life
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and everything else than we had initially expected it to be.
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And I expect this to play out no differently.
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I think this is going to be a mess for a long time,
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And there is, you know, there's certainly large risks,
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I think, of escalations.
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And we'll talk about that a little bit.
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But that's, you know, this is not gonna be, you know,
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some quick thing that's out of the news in a few weeks
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or even a few months.
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I think this is gonna take years.
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And it's, you know, I, yeah, it's awful.
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Any kind of war is awful.
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And it's not productive to try to like compete
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and say like, oh, why didn't we care about X, Y, Z
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happened in the past that was worse or happened to other people you know let's let's let's just get
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that right out you know I think this is we can look at this in objective terms and say this is
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this is awful and and we all hope it gets resolved sooner rather than later even though I know that's
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you know unlikely but you know best wishes to the people of Ukraine and and I was wondering like
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I mean maybe this is more of a topic once we get to that in a second but I was kind of wondering
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like what like are we supposed to do much from here in terms of like you know not only
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you know things like if there's good places we can send donations that might actually
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have an impact but also stuff like you know obviously you know don't support Russia business
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wise but like I was thinking like you know I run a podcast app that is server side based
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like am I supposed to block Russia from accessing that like I don't even know like would that
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that wouldn't that just hurt a lot of nerdy Russians
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who probably don't have any say
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over what their government's doing?
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It's really messy to think about this stuff.
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What kind of actions that are even within our control
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that we even could take, first of all, that's a question,
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and then among those that we could do,
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what should we do that would actually have an impact
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or have a chance of having an impact
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without also hurting a bunch of people
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who don't deserve to be hurt necessarily?
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Like, you know, the US has done a whole bunch of crazy stuff
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and it's had a whole bunch of terrible leaders over time
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and, you know, not every American supported what they did.
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You know, and like, so I don't know,
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it's a hard thing to navigate.
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- It is, it's so funny you bring this up
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because, you know, I am releasing a new app tomorrow,
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we're gonna talk about this later
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and not to make this awful situation about me
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but apparently here we go.
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I was wondering, you know, like,
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should I not make this available in Russia?
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And for a couple of reasons that is not the choice I made.
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First of all, I lived through the four years
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that just ended a year ago.
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So, 2016 through '20, I lived through it.
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And suddenly, my government was doing a bunch of things
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that I really didn't like.
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And I'm sure that's been true most of my life,
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if not all of it. - I was gonna say suddenly.
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- It was abundantly obvious that my government
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was going in a wildly different direction than I wanted.
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And I was just along for the ride.
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Like I did what I could to stop it and to prevent it,
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but I was just along for the ride.
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And I think if it wasn't for the 2016 through 2020 era,
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I think I would have had a vastly different
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and less sympathetic opinion about this.
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But what I came down to is, first of all,
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there are a lot of honest Russians
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that are also deeply upset about this.
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and are like, you know, going in the street and protesting
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and doing things that I don't do in America,
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generally speaking, and it's mostly safe to do that here.
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Like, they're putting themselves at tremendous personal risk
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to protest this grotesque war.
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And so, and because my app could,
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if you look at it in a certain angle,
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my app could be used to kind of try to prevent them
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from getting retaliated upon.
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And so because of that, I thought, you know what,
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I'm going to make it available in Russia,
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But I had these same thoughts, and many people
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that are doing independent app development, like you and me,
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I've had these conversations with many of them,
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and none of us have reached the same conclusion
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or for the same reasons, but it is weird and wild
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that you or I, Marco, could even have this discussion.
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Like, it's kind of cool in a roundabout way
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that you and I have at least enough reach
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that this is a plausible conversation we had.
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I'm not saying that there's more than six users
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of my app ever, and certainly not in Russia,
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but this is a conversation that is, on the surface,
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a reasonable conversation to have,
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which is really weird and kind of a cool thing about 2022.
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Now, granted, the reason we're having this conversation
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is, again, grotesque and awful,
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but I don't know, it's wild, it's super weird.
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Jon, you've been quiet, what are your thoughts?
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- I mean, I think a good rule of thumb
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for trying to figure out what we as individuals should do
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is, I mean, obviously, we know we're not,
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No individual is doing anything to affect this
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on a geopolitical scale.
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It's the government, the world governments
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are doing the big moves.
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But you're right that if it's weird that individual people
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have international businesses.
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In decades past, you'd be like, OK, well, I
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run the corner store in my town, but this doesn't affect me.
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But now, if you just make a dinky little app,
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you put it on the app store, you realize,
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I have customers in Russia, what?
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It's kind of weird.
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And so we do have some kind of decision to make.
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And a good rule of thumb, I feel like, is for individuals--
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this is helping me see people discuss this--
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as an individual, you should try to do something
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that you think will help.
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So that would fall under the category of figuring out
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how to send money or do like--
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what do you have that can help?
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You have time and you have money.
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And you can do that on an individual basis.
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And if a bunch of individuals do it, it can help.
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So am I doing something to help?
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If, on the other hand, you're looking
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at trying to do something punitive--
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I don't like Russia, therefore I want to do something punitive that will punish them for
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their bad invasion.
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That's not going to do anything at an individual level.
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Punitive actions by individuals are probably going to be misguided, but that's just in
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I feel like that's not going to, you know, 300 million people doing an individualist
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punitive thing by saying, "Well, I'm never buying anything from Russia again," or "I'm
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going to remove all of my movies that feature Russia from my collection."
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you can think of it to be like, I disagree with Russia,
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therefore, like it's natural to feel like you want to do
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something to like, fight back against it. But it's, I think
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it's the wrong way to go. So I would say, you know, look at the
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thing you're thinking of doing and saying, Am I trying to help
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somebody? Or am I trying to do a thing that is punitive, because
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I think the punitive thing for individuals is extremely
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misguided. And for nation states, seeing how the world has
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reacted. This is kind of interesting, because, you know,
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for most of our lives, we've had these, we haven't had, you know,
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Well, we have another World War III, obviously.
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And during my whole childhood, World War III was a big thing
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because the Cold War was a big thing.
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And then the dissolution of the Soviet Union
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kind of put that on the back burner for a while,
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and we had all these smaller wars, quote unquote,
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smaller wars.
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It was like, oh, well, they don't have nuclear weapons,
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so it's just a regular war.
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Just people die the regular way, so it's OK.
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But anyway, and now to see it like total destruction
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of the planet is back on the table in a big way,
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that's exciting for all us Gen X people.
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But the way the world has reacted to it is,
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we have such an interconnected world these days
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that the whole world basically said,
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well, we're not going to deal with you anymore.
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I agree that I think it's silly for anyone
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to withhold their apps or whatever, an individual developer,
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but if the whole world says,
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well, you can't use our banking system,
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you can't fly your airplanes over our airspace,
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we'll stop selling you parts for all your airplanes
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'cause all your airplanes are like Boeing and Airbus.
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Apple stopped selling its products in the country,
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probably mostly because the ruble was massively devalued.
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But either way, it's basically saying,
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Russia, you might not realize how much
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the world is interconnected, and we'll show you that
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by the whole world turning their back on Russia,
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the whole world except for the six other dictatorships
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that are buddy-buddy with them, and China,
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which is another complicated situation.
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But I don't think that we've ever had a situation like that,
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and I'm not a historian, so I don't know,
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but where so many other countries have so much power
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over this country, like non-military power,
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what can you do that will,
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and part of it is you don't wanna isolate them or whatever
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and have them sort of turn inward
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and become even more dangerous.
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I don't know what the right thing to do is,
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but how quickly the international banking system
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and all these large companies like Exxon.
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Exxon pulled out of Russia and left behind
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billions of dollars in assets.
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Everybody just saying, "Nuh-uh, this is not okay."
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Essentially, you're not allowed
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to invade your neighboring countries.
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Nevermind that Russia's done it multiple times before,
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but apparently everyone has decided this is the line.
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You wonder where the line was?
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This is the line.
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And so I don't know how Russia can continue
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to sort of be a going concern in the long term
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with the whole world turning its back on them like this.
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And it's terrible because, as you pointed out,
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the people who live in Russia,
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they don't determine their government.
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Putin is a dictator.
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They don't get to vote for him every year.
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Oh, you won again with 99% of the vote.
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Well, that's funny. - Imagine that.
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- So the people there, they don't want this,
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but what choice do they have?
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And so it's terrible that the people
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are going to be hurt by this.
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And that's why I think it is the correct choice
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for people like Apple to say,
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well, we won't sell our products to you anymore,
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but we will keep the app store open
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because you might need apps on your phone
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that lets you securely communicate with other people
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and so on and so forth.
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You're trying to draw the line where,
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well, we don't wanna hurt the Russian people,
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but we do want Russia to clearly get the message
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that this is not okay,
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and also we don't want to all die
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in a nuclear mushroom cloud.
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So I don't know how to walk that line.
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That's why I don't run this country or any other country.
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I hope we do walk it correctly, but the reaction, the sort of international reaction of, you
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know, I know this is such a stupid analogy, but I'm thinking of like, if you're ever in
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kind of some kind of online community, and someone does something that's not okay for
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that community, and the whole community lets them know that it's not okay, like that we
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don't do that in this community, whatever it is, whatever they did, and whatever the
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community is, that's happening in international level right now.
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Whether or not Putin is open to the idea that what he's doing is not okay, or if he's just
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completely off in his own world is you know thing that will keep you up at night but still it's
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in some ways it is an interesting moment of unity among the slightly more civilized world that you
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know the countries that ostensibly do not have dictators running them uh versus the ones that
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definitely do um so i hope hope everything works out i hope we're all still here to keep doing this
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podcast um and speaking of this podcast there is an apple angle on this um aside from apple just
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like stopping selling stuff or whatever.
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Jason Snell had a good article in Macworld today,
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speculating about what would happen if China did something
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Because what did Apple do?
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Apple said, well, we're not going
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to sell our products in your region anymore.
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We'll keep the App Store open.
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But we're basically-- this is not OK,
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and this is how we're expressing that.
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What if China invaded a neighboring country, which
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is not too far-fetched, because there is a neighboring
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country that China really, really wants to invade
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and bring back into China.
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And that's Taiwan.
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And you know what else happens in Taiwan?
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Taiwan's semiconductor manufacturing company.
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And you know what happens in China?
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All of Apple's products are assembled
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except for like a handful of other ones, right?
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So if China did something terrible,
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and the whole world said we're going to tell China
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that it's not okay by kicking them out of the banking system
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and doing X and doing Y and do Z,
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nevermind that the entirety of the US economy
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would be crippled because of so much stuff
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that we have as a manufacturer in China.
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But Apple specifically, if they said,
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okay, well, we're not doing business with China anymore,
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It's like, well, I guess there's no more iPhones this year
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because where are you gonna build all those, right?
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Where are you gonna build all your products, right?
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- Yeah, not just iPhones, like Macs, everything.
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- But you know, and setting aside,
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as Jason starts the article, like, you know,
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China is a market where Apple sells
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like $72 billion worth of stuff,
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but setting aside selling,
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that's the country that makes all this stuff.
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And that's why I said, you know,
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these so many shows ago that Apple has a China problem
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and the world has a China problem.
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I'm not sure which one of those is the bigger problem,
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but like, you know, Apple's China problem,
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could be like existential like if if Apple can no longer do business with
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China or does not want to do business of China because China did something
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terrible does Apple like sort of burn cash for three years to rebuild
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manufacturing somewhere like I don't know how they would even recover and
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then obviously the world doesn't want China to be invading other countries
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either so yeah this is a fun topic unfortunately there is an Apple angle
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it but like this is this really highlights that this stuff isn't all necessarily just theoretical
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like things like this still happen countries run by countries without even remotely democratically
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elected elected leadership can do all sorts of things that don't make sense to us in the outside
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world but nevertheless they still happen and we have to figure out how to deal with it yeah yep
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So our thoughts, energy, everything is with Ukraine
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and we hope that everything reaches a peaceful end
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sooner rather than later.
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- And this is why, you know, which I was saying about
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Apple and China and everything,
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this is why this stuff matters.
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To have such a strong dependence on a country
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whose relationship with the US is tense is not great.
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This is why all the Trump stuff mattered a lot
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with how cozy he was with Putin.
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People out there were voting for Trump
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for a variety of reasons, many of which were stupid,
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and they didn't see stuff like this,
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or they were and sometimes still are
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excusing the Trump-Russia relationship.
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This stuff matters.
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This is why throwing away your vote
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in a way that is flippant or as a joke or something
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is, you know, that's a serious matter,
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and this kind of stuff matters a lot.
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And, you know, who we elect as world leaders
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and the countries that we empower
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or that we let have power over us over time,
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this kind of stuff is all big stakes.
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And I think we've gotten very comfortable
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because most of us haven't been in a major war,
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or we haven't been alive during times of major world wars.
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But, you know, this is strategically very risky,
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and this is, again, why, going back to our tech show,
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oh yeah, it's a tech podcast.
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This is why I really am uncomfortable
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with the level of dependence that,
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not only Apple, but as John said,
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as many of us, the world that we have on China.
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Because again, China is the Russia of this century,
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basically, in a lot of ways.
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I'm sorry if this is a terribly flawed analogy.
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And also, by the way, the major risk to the world
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here is like the pile on effect. China will probably consider invading Taiwan. This kind
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of stuff, this is serious business. This is really dark, horrible stuff that could happen
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here including if the Russia Ukraine invasion doesn't resolve itself in some way soon,
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Well who else is going to join that fight? And then what will happen? And if anyone starts
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joining that fight, China, if they get involved, is much more likely to be on the Russian side
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than the everyone else side. And that's a big problem for lots of people, including
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us. And this is, you know, this is a big, potentially, like, horrible mess and, you
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You know, this could get very, very bad.
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And this is why, again, this is serious business.
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This is, you know, we all hope for a faster,
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cleaner resolution than that.
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But this is real risky stuff here.
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- That's why we talked about China in the past.
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The dichotomy was like, do you engage with them,
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which has been the Apple, what the Apple's been doing,
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and Tim Cook has said it explicitly,
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we wanna engage with China, or do you isolate them, right?
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Russia right now is being isolated,
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because they've crossed the line, right?
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But up until that point, we were engaged with China.
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Exxon was there drilling for gas.
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We were trading with them freely.
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They were part of the international banking system,
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despite the fact that they were run by a dictator who
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poisoned his enemies and does all sorts
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of terrible assassinations and invades other countries.
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But eventually there was a line.
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And China, the main thing that's protecting all of us
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is that, yeah, we get all our stuff from China,
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and China gets all our money.
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And so there is this relationship
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between the US and China and China and lots of other countries that goes both ways.
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Apple would be destroyed without China.
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China gets a lot of money from Apple.
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The US would lose tons of products that are all manufactured in China and China would
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lose all the money that we pay for those products.
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Having an interdependent world where we all trade with each other, even when we're trading
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in an uneasy way, we're like, "We don't really like your system of government and the way
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you do things."
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Honestly, they could say the same thing about us and I know it's not the same.
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They always throw that back in our face,
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well, you do bad things too.
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We do, but there's a matter of degree here.
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- And also, that's not a valid counterargument.
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Like, the thing you do can be bad even if I do bad things.
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That's not related.
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- But they're like, you know,
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it's an uneasy relationship in both directions,
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but it is mutually beneficial for us
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to continue to have this relationship,
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and that is, I feel like, the main thing
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protecting us all from annihilation is that,
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You know, the leaders in China don't want to screw up their country by becoming isolated
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from the rest of the world and vice versa.
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So the policy of engaging with China and both of us trying to use our leverage to make the
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other two more what we want them to do.
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Ben Thompson's talked about this a lot where we always thought like by engaging with China
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we would spread democratic ideals to China.
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But rather instead of that by engaging with China looks like China is, you know, exporting
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fascist ideas to us by making, you know, "Oh, Apple, if you want to work here, the government
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has to have access to your data centers and stuff." And Apple's like, "Oh, I guess so."
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I'm not sure how that balance is being met, but I do know that I actually feel a little
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bit safer with the world entangled with China than if they were isolated. Because you don't
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want a country to be isolated, run by dictators, and have nuclear weapons. Like, that's bad.
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It's better to be engaged, run by dictators, and have nuclear weapons. So, you know, it's
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It's not, you wouldn't want either one of them really, but the engagement I feel like
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And that's why the world turning its back on Russia is effective.
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Because if Russia was not part of the international community, then everyone turning their back
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would be like, "So what?
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You haven't been helping us already anyway."
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But it's not true.
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Their billionaires have apartments in New York City, their yachts are parked on the
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shores of the French Riviera.
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The people who run that, the oligarchs that run that country, you know, engage with the
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rest of the world and are in the rest of the world.
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And they don't want that world to become, you know, a cinder.
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They don't want it to be irradiated either.
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So I hope there's enough mutual interest in not, you know, just destroying the planet
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because, you know, anyway, it's hard with Putin and people who seem disconnected from
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reality, it's hard to know how things actually, what's actually going on in their head.
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But I hope there's enough people who realize that none of this is worth destroying the
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planet over and maybe we could just all go back into our corners and stop invading other
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Now that America is done invading everybody, let's all stop.
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Yeah, exactly.
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It's the obvious thing of life.
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Oh, invading other countries and taking their territory.
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That's how America was formed.
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To Marco's point, it was wrong then, it's also wrong now.
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It was wrong both times.
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Yeah, oh yeah.
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But we can't do anything else about the past.
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trying to make progress and say, "Now we find it much less acceptable to invade the
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neighboring country, kill the people, and take it over."
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All right, so speaking of invading things, what's going on with your intestines, Marco?
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Oh, well, nothing new to report. I've started the avocado testing, but it's too early to
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say. Bananas continue to be a food in my lineup, and I'm very happy with them because it turns
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out there delicious and pretty useful.
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- And the funny thing is apparently they used to be
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much, much, much more delicious and then like that species
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died off and now we're stuck with the--
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- Yeah, then we got the Cavendish and yeah,
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'cause they're all clones of each other
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and the Cavendish might go extinct at some point too, yeah.
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It's a whole thing.
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Anyway, so yeah, I did wanna quickly give some follow up.
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I did it on Twitter in the show notes as well.
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So I had mentioned with my like, you know,
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hey, it turns out I took some colostrum
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and it fixed my banna stomach intolerance thing.
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and I had mentioned that I'd heard of that from some quote "celiacs" in my life who had
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taken it and it had fixed them. Well, we got a lot of feedback from people who know a lot
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more about celiac disease and it turns out that celiac disease, like the actual celiac
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disease with that name tested and verified that it is that thing, and apparently you
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need like a blood test and a biopsy to even verify that it definitely is that thing, apparently
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that cannot be cured. And so that, so basically the people in my life who describe themselves
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as celiacs were probably just wheat intolerant in other ways, like there are other, there's
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other situations that could be going on in your gut that could make you gluten intolerant
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that aren't necessarily celiac disease. So, so if, and also if you have celiac disease,
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you actually really should not try this because not only can it not be cured, apparently even
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testing it by having a small amount of wheat is, is potentially harmful. So, please don't
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do that and yeah sorry for the error and apparently these people who describe
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themselves as celiacs they were really just describing gluten intolerances that
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maybe they were not confirmed as exactly this particular thing so once again
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doctors go talk to them not us talk to them before you buy pills on Amazon
00:24:20
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moving right along we had an ask ATP question last week about shared contacts
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and a handful of people wrote in to say well the obvious fix for this which
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which maybe wasn't so obvious to us anyway,
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is to make another iCloud account
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that everyone in your family shares,
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and the only thing you use that for is contacts.
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So there's a six-year-old article by Lena Schor
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that describes this approach in pretty significant detail
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that we will link in the show notes.
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But basically the idea is, let's say it's Erin and me,
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so Erin has her iCloud account, I have my iCloud account,
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then we both log into a shared iCloud account
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whose purpose is simply to get contacts
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between the two of us, and that's it.
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I mean, we discussed this very solution
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maybe it was six years ago.
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I think Tavi Ziri was one of the people
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who wrote it and to tell us the solution they did.
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And it's not great, like for multiple reasons.
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Obviously it's weird to do that,
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but also if you ever have to deal with like Apple support
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or dealing, you know, just like Apple doesn't,
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Apple expects Apple IDs to be one person, one Apple ID,
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or like, obviously you can have more than one Apple ID
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or all of us do, right?
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But Apple software and Apple support
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and everything about Apple is kind of like,
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oh, well, you are the owner of this Apple ID.
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And the idea that you have an Apple ID that is shared
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amongst people because you're using it as a back door
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to share contacts is not going to be something that
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is potentially well supported by other software,
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or certainly not by Apple itself if you ever
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have a problem with it.
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And it's just a hassle.
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What do you call the third Apple ID?
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And eventually, if Apple adds this feature,
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you've got to get rid of that Apple ID.
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I would never suggest-- this is good for someone
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or listens to a tech podcast, if you want to do this,
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go for it, but I would never suggest this
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to a regular person because it's just so weird.
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Like, this is something that people
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shouldn't have to deal with.
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They shouldn't be like, oh, of course,
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if you spend all this money on Apple devices,
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you'll be so happy, everything will work great together,
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but if you want to have a shared library,
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now we're gonna make a fake Apple ID
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and we have to give it an email address
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and it has to be the contacts sharing for the family thing,
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but no, don't send email to it, but it's just for,
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I don't want to have to explain that to anybody.
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It's just awkward and strange.
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But if you want to do it, this is one way.
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The other way is you could just use a different system
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for your contacts.
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People are all on board with Google or whatever.
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I think there's some sharing thing for that.
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But the real way to fix this is Apple
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needs to implement this feature in their contacts database
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and application and API.
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And maybe we only have a decade or two left,
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and they'll get it done.
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- All right, we got a fair bit of feedback
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that we will probably be reading for the most part
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because it was all very interesting.
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Last week, I made a somewhat offhanded comment
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about how I didn't really hear much complaining or anything
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about people who were kind of burned
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by the Intel to Apple Silicon transition
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and Andrus Kiss wrote in to say,
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I was listening to this week's episode
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and heard Casey say he hasn't heard of anyone
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having issues with x86-64 to ARM transition
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and the lack of ability to natively run Windows.
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I will say that one group I know,
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because I'm one of them,
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is mechanical/electrical/aerospace engineers
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or engineering students have to run CAD.
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I'm always keeping my eyes out for reports
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of how well our CAD software of choice,
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which happens to be SolidWorks,
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works using virtualization of ARM, Windows,
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and Parallels desktop.
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Unfortunately, thus far,
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all the stories have essentially been,
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quote, it doesn't work, quote.
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If that continues to be the story,
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In a few years when I may need to replace my work computer,
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I might be facing no other choice
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but a switch to PC for work.
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If I were an engineering student starting today,
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it would be a very tough choice
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because while the Mac today can do 90%
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of what I needed during my studies,
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that last 10% is now impossible where it was once possible.
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That really stinks.
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I'm not sure this is a market
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that Apple cares about, to be honest,
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and I would hope that the people writing this software,
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like SolidWorks, for example,
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if they wanted to be cross-platform,
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you know, than they would be,
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or if their users want them to become cross-platform,
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then you should tell them that, but it still stinks,
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and it is an example of somebody really getting burned
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by this transition.
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Moving right along, we got a couple of pieces of feedback
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with regard to accessibility.
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Todd Shuresky wrote in with regard to the consequences
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of iPadOS limitations.
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Todd writes, "I agree iPadOS is lagging the hardware
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it's running on.
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It's not only affecting advanced users,
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it's also affecting the physically disabled community
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For example, because iPadOS doesn't allow
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concurrent use of the microphone,
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physically disabled users like myself,
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who have no movement in their limbs
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and operate their iPad solely by voice
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using accessibility as voice control,
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can't attend Zoom meetings
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because after joining the meeting,
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voice control no longer functions.
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This prevents the user from unmuting the microphone
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or even leaving the meeting early if they need to.
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This is ridiculous.
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A key accessibility component like voice control
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should always work,
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even if another application is using the microphone.
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We don't have this issue on macOS,
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we should not have this issue on iPadOS.
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I am not 100% this is Casey Nail,
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I'm not 100% sure this is a iPad OS issue
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and rather a Zoom issue,
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but no matter where the fault lies, that's really crummy.
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- I mean, I'm assuming that Todd is saying
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that using Zoom on the Mac doesn't have this problem.
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So it could just be that Zoom is,
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their iPad version isn't as good as their Mac version
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with regards to this, but it's,
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maybe they'll say, well, it's harder to do that on the iPad,
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so we did it on the Mac first or whatever,
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but yeah, that's definitely a shame.
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And it's adding to the impression that like,
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there are things I can do on my Mac,
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why can't I do them on my iPad
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that have literally the same processor, right?
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There's no reason why I shouldn't be able to do them.
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Then the reason people can attribute it to the OS
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or they could attribute it to the app APIs
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or just the app developers paying less attention to the iPad
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but it's just one more pebble on the pile
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for the iPad feeling a bit like handcuffs sometimes.
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- Yeah. - A bit.
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Then we had some feedback
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with regard to AirTags and accessibility.
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So before I read this feedback, which is really fascinating, and I really think does a good
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job of riding the line between, you know, I want this for me, but I understand it's
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not for everyone.
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This is one of those scenarios where, where any one of you, the listener can, what about
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this whole conversation?
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Please just understand.
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We're trying to have a conversation here.
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I'm not saying that, and Kai Russell, who wrote this feedback, isn't saying that any
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of these ideas are the best idea.
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They're just presenting an alternative point of view.
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So please consider that.
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This is all in the spirit of presenting
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an alternative point of view.
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So Kai writes, Kai Russell writes,
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I'd like to highlight my experience
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as someone that heavily uses AirTags
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as an assistive technology.
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I am legally blind.
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I am not completely without sight.
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Rather, my vision is severely limited.
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I tend to lose things a lot.
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And when I do, it's very hard for me to find them.
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I bought heavily into the tile, et cetera,
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category of products as soon as they came out.
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They were a big help.
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Eventually these products started getting unreliable
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for reasons that I understand to be
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at least partially Apple's quote unquote fault.
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As you can imagine, I was very excited
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when AirTags were announced.
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AirTags are a game changer for me, just as tile was when it first came out.
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The features that are unique to AirTags, like being shown the relative direction and distance
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of any of your AirTags, and yes, the Find My Network, make AirTags an even more valuable
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piece of assistive technology.
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I say this all to make the point that AirTags are not a luxury or convenience item for all
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of their users.
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Not to sound too much like an Apple marketing video, but AirTags significantly improved my
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Unless you have experienced it firsthand, you cannot truly understand the severity of
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the feelings of frustration, helplessness, and defeat.
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Once one experiences when they cannot function independently, especially within their own
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home with no end in sight.
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For me, AirTags mitigate that.
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I am not attempting to state that my use case negates or otherwise delegitimizes concerns
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around personal safety.
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Those concerns are certainly valid.
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I am certainly not saying that my use case justifies the continued existence of AirTags
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in the current form.
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That is not for me to decide.
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However, in the age of fast-paced internet PR storms, where people fixate on a single
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issue at the expense of all others, I feel that it would be remiss of me not to provide
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my experience for the other side of the scale."
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I'm really impressed with how well-written this was, and I'm really glad that, Kai, you
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wrote in to tell us about this, because this was something I did not consider and is utterly
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fascinating.
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That's just like the general accessibility angle of new tech.
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If you have any accessibility needs, any time a new technology comes out, you're going to
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look at it and say, "How can this help me?
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What can this do?
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is now possible that wasn't before, even if it wasn't the intent of the person selling
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the product.
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Like I'm not sure air tags or like when their meetings are said, this will be great for
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low vision people.
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Like, but I don't think that was on their list because maybe they just don't even have
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that, that, you know, understand where the person is coming from.
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Like losing things inside your house, if you're like, ha, I can't find my keys or whatever,
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like losing them because you literally can't see them well enough to find them and you
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just had it five minutes ago and how frustrating that is.
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It's, you know, and so it's like, like any of us with tech, we see new tech products,
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product and we say, "Let me think of the ways that this can, you know, how can this
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change my life or what could this do in my life that would be different?"
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And everybody has a different point of view depending on what their life is and what their
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And any time there's a product that has some kind of problem like the safety issues
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with air tags or has like a nefarious use and that the product designer has to deal
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with that nefarious use, you're always going to end up hurting the legitimate users who
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are helped by that technology.
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It's a difficult balance to strike and you have to be open to the idea that maybe this
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product has more downsides than upsides, but you also have to be open to the opposite.
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All products have some way they can be misused, but maybe the upsides outweigh the down.
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We are sponsored this week by Collide.
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This is in contrast to old school device management tools like MDM, which work more like locking
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This can, of course, be simple problems,
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And because it's talking directly to employees,
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(upbeat music)
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- We have something to discuss,
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two somethings to discuss.
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We have an Apple event that's coming up,
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but we have a different event that's happening beforehand.
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As you are listening to this,
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I have a new app in the App Store, which is exciting.
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That doesn't happen all that terribly often,
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but starting at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning,
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as we record this, so 10 o'clock Thursday morning,
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Masquerade, my new iOS app, will be available.
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And so, what's going on here?
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So, as my kids got older, I felt less and less comfortable,
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and this is just for me.
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saying anyone else feels the same way. This is just for me. But I felt less and less comfortable
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with splashing my kids' faces across the internet. And I do from time to time. It does happen
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from time to time. But generally speaking, I try to avoid it. And what I've decided to
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do and I decided to do a few years ago is, generally speaking, I will put an emoji on
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top of like Declan or Michaela's head in a picture. So you can see their body, but you
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can't see their face. And this is just my point of view. I'm not trying to say it's
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right or wrong, but that's what I like to do. And I was doing this not often, but often
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enough that I was like, "Man, this is kind of a pain in the ass, and there's got to be
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a better way for this." And it occurred to me, kind of, I just had an epiphany all of
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a sudden, that, "Wait, there's a way to do this. Apple has an API for this." And I don't
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remember exactly when it was, but a few years ago Apple came out with VisionKit, and one
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of the APIs, which I don't have the actual name in front of me, but one of the APIs is
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basically give me a rectangle or a series of rectangles in an image for all the faces
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in that image. And so I realized, well, holy crap, I can use that API to figure out where
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faces are in an image because goodness knows I know almost nothing about machine learning
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and me trying to like work this out would not end well. So I could use the Apple API
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to do that and then I can just like, you know, like slap an emoji on top of, you know, put
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emoji where the rectangles are easy peasy and that was in September and it's
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now March and the app is out so six months later here we are but the idea
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behind masquerade is to make all of this easier so the idea is when you load an
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image into masquerade just by the way is a pun if you will it's maskereid
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maskereid and that's because you're if you're being aided in masking your kids
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or what have you. What was the original name? The original name, which was a Casey special and truly an utterly terrible,
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which I'm going to regret saying out loud because now it'll be the feet from fast text
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I'm never gonna hear the end of it
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but the original name was face splash which the thought was and just hear me out for a second the thought was I had like
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the the image of Splatoon in my head right where you know
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There's those little like splats of of paint and you're sort of even though I was using emoji
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It's sort of kind of in that spirit, right?
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and you can just like splat or splash, you know, an emoji on somebody's face.
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It was later that it was brought to my attention, I think by one of you actually potentially, it was brought to my attention that there are
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other connotations that one could use for that, and especially when this is an app designed to hide children's faces.
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Wait, that's where people went with that?
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Eventually, I didn't go there at first. I mean people just thought it was a dumb name.
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It wasn't me either. I'm trying to blame either one of us for this.
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- Well, my apologies, I don't remember who it was,
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but I didn't go there.
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- I would not have thought of that.
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- I mean, I will say that Face Splash didn't make sense
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to me with the purpose of the app, but go on.
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- Well, and that's totally fair.
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I mean, again, the name was terrible.
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And I think you can see it peak out in like the,
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some way, it might be the apps reverse domain thingamabob,
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I'm drawing a blank on the name of that.
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- The bundle ID.
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- There, thank you.
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But anyways, yeah, so Face Splash was a terrible name.
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And my friend, Steve, who came up with the icon,
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did the icons for all my apps so far. He came up with Masquerade and I freaking
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love that name. So anyway, so the idea of Masquerade on the surface anyway is to
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load an image. It'll put emoji on all of the faces it can detect or that really
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Apple's code can detect in that image and then you can share it like Instagram
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or what have you. But after a while it occurred to me and I think it was Mike
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who said this first that wait a second this isn't really limited just to hiding
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faces. I mean, that's what I wrote it for, but it's more than that. And what you can
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really use it for is just annotating an image with an emoji. And suddenly that makes it
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a much more useful tool for really anyone, whereas previously I was writing it basically
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for the perspective of parents. And you can do all sorts of silly and ridiculous things,
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and I think that that could be a very fun use of this very app. And in fact, I've recorded
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an episode of analog that won't be out until Sunday where we discussed where we discussed
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masquerade and watching the relay FM members discord going nuts trying to you know put
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in ridiculous emoji annotations on things or stickers so to speak on things it was quite
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funny so yeah but did the relay discord come up with facey lists as an alternate name like
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the ATP chat room just did or faceless yeah faceless yeah faceless by corrupt pixel in
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in the chat room, that's my winner for most,
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best list pun name for this app.
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And obviously--
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- No, I'm going with Waft who said faceless.
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Oh, actually no, ThomasB19 said it first.
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- No, facey list, come on.
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Anyway, these names you would never use,
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for the chat room I know they're just coming up with names
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or whatever, you never use these
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because the people who buy this app
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don't know who Casey List is.
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- Exactly. - Yeah.
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- And that's actually one of the interesting things.
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So I don't know where you guys wanna go with this.
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We can talk about the development,
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can talk about some interesting pieces behind it. But one of the--one of the very weird
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things for me has been marketing this because I feel like I'm going to get some pretty good
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coverage tomorrow within our little world. And I don't know if that's because I'm me
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and I--that sounds so gross to say that. But obviously, you know, in our little world,
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people tend to know who I am. But I don't know if it's because it's me. I don't know
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if it's because the app is genuinely good or maybe it's a train wreck and I just don't
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realize it. But what's really difficult about the app is I feel like this is a more
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broadly appealing app, not unlike WidgetSmith, for example, no, I'm not saying to that level,
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but like in a similar spirit of WidgetSmith where it's more than just, you know, my little
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audience. Again, I feel kind of gross saying that, but you know what I mean. And what I've
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been trying to struggle with, or what I've been struggling with and trying to do is figure
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out how can I get this in front of like parent bloggers, for example. So like the Scary Mommies
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of the World, which if you're not familiar, is a really, really clever like Twitter account
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and blog where they kind of make fun of,
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but also give funny tongue-in-cheek parenting advice.
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And I've emailed their press catch-all link,
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or email address, which I'm sure nothing will come of that,
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but I'm not a marketer.
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I don't know what else to do.
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- You can buy an ad on their podcast.
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- Yeah, well, that's a fair point.
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And actually, the next question is,
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how much money do I wanna throw at paid marketing for this?
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And I've put it in front of a local mom
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who's really awesome at sharing things
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that you can do locally here in Richmond. I haven't heard anything from her one way or the other.
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I've sent it to a couple of, I guess they're internet acquaintances at best, but there's a couple
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who did a lot of home renovations here in Richmond.
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They go by Young House Love and actually Erin knew the husband in the couple back in college.
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And I put it in front of them and you know said, "Hey, you know,
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I know you do something vaguely similar when you post pictures of your
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children, so I thought this might be useful to you."
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But I don't know if I don't know what to make of this app in a happy sense because I feel like if the stars align
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Just right like they absolutely did with widgets myth. I think I could get some decent traction now
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Which is with Jackson, but decent traction out of this
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But if they don't align just perfectly then it's gonna be like any other app like peak of you
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You know made it made okay money all told but it it makes gas money at best now
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Which is you know, that's the way of the world this way the App Store
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But I check gas prices lately because I might not be sure anymore. That's true. Actually, it's it's under four dollars here
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And we're an all premium family, but it's under four dollars still but not by a whole heck of a lot
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I know in California. It's like five plus which is just bananas
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But anyways, I I don't I don't know
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I don't know where this is gonna go and I don't know what I'm both the episode in the app
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But I'm pretty proud of it. I feel like the app is pretty good and it's again
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it's a KC app in that it does one thing and does it at least reasonably alright,
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hopefully pretty well. But-- And there's a lot of apologetic text? Yeah, and a lot of
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apologetic text, right? But no, it's a very KC app, but I'm pretty proud of it.
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I think it looks better than any other app I've written so far, which is a low
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bar if I'm honest, but it looks really good, all told, and I'm pretty proud of it. I
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think it works pretty well. So we can take this wherever you want, gentlemen,
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and we can just move on, or we can talk about how it was developed, or we can tear
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tear it apart and tell me everything I've done wrong. Pick your poison.
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First of all, on the tearing apart front, I would like to apologize as your friend for
00:46:54
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giving almost no feedback and doing almost no testing during this process.
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Because that's the tradition, is we wait until on the podcast and then we give our
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suggestions because it's much easier just to give it in person than to try to file a
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Casey radar or something.
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There you go. No, but I mean, there are obviously, I mean I would have tons of suggestions on
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if you actually want them, but it's kind of late now.
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I could go through every screen and be like,
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all right, I would change this, this, and this.
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I would make this work this way.
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I would change this wording to this wording.
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- That's true.
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You didn't do your patented cut every,
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two out of every three words of the entire app.
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'Cause you did a really good job of that with,
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I think it was, he was in the app,
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but I thought it was Peak of View,
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where you found ways that, Captain Verbose over here,
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just I could not fathom how to cut text out of the app.
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and you have a genuine talent for figuring out
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how to use two words when it comes to app development anyway,
00:47:48
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how to use two words when I would normally turn to 10.
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So yeah, maybe you and I can do a pass on that another time.
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- But anyway, I also just want to apologize
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for not having done that because I have been so underwater
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with my own stuff that I would get the TestFlight email
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every time you did a new build, I'd be like,
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"Oh yeah, I gotta check that out, I gotta check that out."
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And then I would instantly move on
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to other stuff.
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And so I'm sorry, I've been a bad developer
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friend for this app.
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But yeah, so overall, I think you've done a pretty good job.
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I think marketing-wise, the challenge you're going to have
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is that this is an app that even though you did broaden it
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to be more about just put emoji over any photo,
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this is an app that has a narrow appeal in the sense
00:48:37
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that it's very specialized for the people who
00:48:41
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want to perform these tasks, you did a good job.
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But how you find those people, that's,
00:48:49
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as you mentioned, that's tricky,
00:48:50
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'cause it's not gonna be that broad of an audience.
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It's not gonna be something that,
00:48:57
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you know, when you see it on your phone,
00:48:58
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you show all your friends, "Hey, look at what I can do."
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It's not gonna be that broad.
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You know, it's gonna have to be much more specialized.
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And I think, to some degree,
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you're gonna have social benefits here.
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in the sense that many people might not want to show
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their kids' faces in photos, but might not have thought
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to put emoji on top of them.
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And so maybe, this is the kind of thing where like,
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you see someone else's photo that has an emoji
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on their kid's face, and you're like,
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"Hey, how'd you make that?
00:49:29
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"Is there like, you got a quick app to do that?"
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And the other, I guess, competition you have
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is using no apps to do this, and either just
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not caring about posting photos of your kid,
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which is gonna be a lot of people,
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or people who use the built-in image editor on Instagram
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to automatically, or to just type an emoji as text
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and stick that over whatever they wanna block out.
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So that's your main competition,
00:49:57
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and that's gonna be your main marketing challenge.
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It's like you did a good job with the task that you solved,
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but you have to find people who want that task solved
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and/or find people who might have a need
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but might not have thought to look for this particular
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solution to that need.
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That is a challenge and unfortunately I don't have
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a lot of advice on how exactly you find these people
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other than just hope for some social recognition
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and word of mouth there.
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And I don't know, you mentioned like buying ads.
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I wonder how, I wonder if search ads would actually
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be useful for this.
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I think one of the challenges you'd have is like
00:50:36
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what are people searching for that might be relevant
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search terms to this.
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- Yeah, see, I don't know.
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There's so much I don't know. - Like photo redaction?
00:50:44
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I don't, do people use these words?
00:50:46
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Like probably not, like hide faces in photos,
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you know, that kind of stuff.
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- When you hear people talking about software of like,
00:50:51
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you know, I wanna make an app, what should I do?
00:50:53
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And we do it ourselves, talk about like,
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oh, make an app to scratch your own itch.
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This is the other side of making an app
00:50:59
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to scratch your own itch that people don't talk about
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as much, which is if you make an app to scratch
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your own itch, what if no one else really has an itch?
00:51:07
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Right? (laughing)
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The reason we say to do it is you'll be enthusiastic about it, you're a subject matter expert,
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because Casey's doing this manually all the time, so he has the need for it or whatever.
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It's a great idea, it has lots of upsides.
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The downsides are, not that you're going to be the only one, because you're going to introduce
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people to the concept of it, and if you start seeing these around, maybe you'll catch on,
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but if it really is just you're rich and there's just dozens of you, that's the downside.
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And sometimes the downside doesn't matter, because maybe I'm just doing this because
00:51:36
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I wanted to learn how to program, so I made an app to scratch my own itch or whatever.
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But if you're trying to do it as a commercial venture, you might have to make whatever underscore
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thing 63 apps that, well, his apps don't all scratch his own itches.
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He's scratching everybody.
00:51:49
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He's looking for any itch that he can possibly scratch.
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I think at this point he's scratching far more people than we can ever hope to.
00:51:56
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But the one that did it, though, like what about the 62 other ones?
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Like they weren't...
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Were those garbage?
00:52:04
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You never know what's going to actually have mass appeal versus what's not going to.
00:52:09
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So this is kind of like a single-server app does one job, does it well.
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The question is, does anyone else want to do this job or is it just Casey?
00:52:16
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Yeah, and I don't have a good read on that.
00:52:18
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Oh my god, there's so much text in this app.
00:52:21
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I like the text.
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See, Mark, you want to make it an app like how you would make it, but I look at this
00:52:26
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app and I see Casey, for better or for worse, right?
00:52:31
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there's so many, there's so many caseisms in this app,
00:52:33
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and I mean this in the warmest way possible.
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Like, it's almost apologetic about its own existence.
00:52:40
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- It's very helpful, it's very helpful,
00:52:42
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it tells you how to do stuff.
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- Big Casey energy there.
00:52:44
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- It's very apologetic that like, you know,
00:52:47
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hey, sometime you might have to pay me money for something.
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- The request or refund thing in settings
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is the caseiest part of this app.
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- Yeah, you gotta be. - I love it.
00:52:57
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- You gotta be kidding me with this.
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- But then he does advertise his other app,
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so it balances out.
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- Yes, I've also, I've never seen an app
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use its own name so much in its text.
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- And do it with different capitalizations each time.
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- Almost every label includes the word masquerade somewhere.
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- Why does the watermark not have a capital M?
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I don't understand that.
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- I don't know, I just like the look of it all lowercase.
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- Why is it in mono space?
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- It's like Mac OS, TV OS, iOS.
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- I don't know.
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For the watermark, I just like the look of it all lowercase.
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I felt like it was less, you know, it's, here again,
00:53:33
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it's Huge Casey Energy, right?
00:53:34
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It was less shouty about what it was, you know?
00:53:37
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- Huge Casey Energy being completely inexplicable
00:53:39
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and indefensible, but nevertheless, it's your app,
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so you get to do what you want.
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- Aw, sorry, Dad.
00:53:45
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- No, I mean, like, there are, yeah,
00:53:47
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there are definitely things about this that I would say,
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like, hey, tweet this, tweet this, tweet this,
00:53:51
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but ultimately, I am a little bit concerned
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that this took you, like, six months.
00:53:57
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Well, that's fair, that's absolutely fair.
00:54:00
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Now, consider the holidays were in the midst of that.
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- I mean, the functionality worked in the first beta
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when it was called Face Splash.
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It's like, done, ship it, but you can't ship it
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because he wasn't happy with the UI.
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And he did a lot of iteration on the two or three screens
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that are here, which I can relate to,
00:54:13
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but it's not like it took him six months
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to implement the app.
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It took him six months to make 75 passes over the UI.
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- Right, which, and admittedly, that does take a ton of time
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and I know from experience.
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But this is going to be a pretty specialized app.
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If you're looking at it as a business venture,
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as John was saying, the difference between
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writing it for lots of other reasons
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versus writing it to make money,
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I think you're gonna have a hard time
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making six months worth of app income from this app
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because it's too narrow of an appeal.
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And so that's certainly worth,
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if you wanna have that discussion of prioritizing
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different developing needs and having something
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that doesn't justify a super long amount of time,
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then how do you kind of rein yourself in
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and set limits and everything,
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'cause that's a very hard problem
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that most people, myself included, are not very good at.
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But it is, again, it does actually serve the job very well.
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- And it's a lot better than it was.
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It's a vast improvement over the original beta.
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Every pass did actually improve this,
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and it depends on what you wanna use the app for, right?
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So if this was an app to like,
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I'm going to hone my app development skills
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by learning how to really polish a UI
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to get it to the point that it's way better
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than where it started, success, you did that, right?
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But if it was gonna try to be a business venture for you,
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your hourly rate for making this app
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is not gonna look good.
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- Yes, but I don't know.
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I take a little bit of issue with what you guys are saying
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for a couple of very unique to Casey reasons.
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First of all, to be completely frank,
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like if this doesn't make money, that would be unfortunate,
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but it's okay because this is not the way
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in which I make money for the family, you know what I mean?
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So I have-- - Yeah, that's what I was
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saying, like maybe the purpose of the app was,
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'cause I feel like you've improved your app development
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skills during the course of making this
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and you learn new APIs and stuff
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that you hadn't used before, right?
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- Yeah, and I think in that sense,
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in keeping that set of my skills sharp
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and not having them completely atrophy,
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I think is also very, very important
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because if suddenly Spotify gets its way
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and podcasting's ruined forever.
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Like I need to have a backup plan.
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And the best backup plan that I can think of right now anyway
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is to-- - Please say Bitcoin.
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Please say Bitcoin.
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- No, God, no.
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Goodness, no. (laughing)
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The best backup plan that I can think of right now
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is to be like a Marco or an underscore
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where I have one or more independently written apps
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that can sustain the family.
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And that's the best possible backup.
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But the second best possible backup
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is being able to say to a potential employer,
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"Yes, I would like this job as an iOS developer, please.
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Here's my work."
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And you can see in the app store right now.
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And I was writing this not two, three, four, five,
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seven years ago.
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I was writing this two, three, four, five, seven months ago.
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This is all still current.
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My muscles have not atrophied.
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But also, I think, although I certainly was pretty focused
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on one particular use case for the app,
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I really do think if there was ever a time
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that any person would desire to put an emoji in an image
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and then share that image with someone.
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You know, this app does that very well.
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Now, granted, it starts from the perspective of hiding faces.
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And I think I might actually, in a future version,
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like flip that, or have a setting to flip that off.
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So it won't automatically detect faces.
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And it'll just let you add emoji as you see fit.
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But I feel like this could be broadly appealing.
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I mean, how funny would it be to take a picture
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of somebody's profile and put the little,
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I forget the actual term for the emoji,
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but basically the little fart emoji behind them, you know?
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Like you can use it for silly things like that.
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If you're at a protest,
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and this is what I was alluding to earlier.
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- Oh my God, do they have butt detection?
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- No, but that would be very cool.
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But they do have body detection, I think.
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- You can train a model to get butt detection.
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It's a good WWDC session.
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You just need a corpus of butt images,
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which I'm sure you can find on the internet,
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and then you just train that model
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and you embed it in your app.
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- And then you could make like, you know,
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Fart Array that would just automatically
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put the little fart thing on people's butts.
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They did hot dog detection, but you know, butts.
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It's all in the same area.
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- Oh my gosh.
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Anyway, focus gentlemen.
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So, but another use case,
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and this is what I was alluding to really
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in the beginning of the show is, you know,
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what if you take a picture of a protest
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and you want to not let, you know,
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to obscure all these faces?
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You know, that does involve face detection,
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but this would be a really great and easy way to do that.
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And maybe that's a dumb idea, but I don't know.
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I'm just trying to think of, you know,
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ways in which this could be useful
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beyond just hiding pictures of your kids.
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And I feel like it's possible that it could be.
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But the problem is, you know, how do I convince people
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that this is a problem that they need solving?
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And I think you said that earlier, Marco,
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and how do I convince them that my app is the way to do it?
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So I don't know.
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But I think, and part of the reason that it took six months,
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other than me just iterating,
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is that even for a admittedly fairly simple app like this,
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there is a lot, a lot, that goes around it
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in modern app development.
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There's the whole in-app purchase flow,
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which Apple just released a new UI,
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I almost said new UI, a new API for that.
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There's everything in settings,
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there's how do you manage things in settings.
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If you're doing any sort of analytics,
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just usage tracking,
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you have to think about a way to do that.
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One of the very interesting things that I tried to solve for
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and I like to think I've successfully solved for,
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we'll see in a week or two,
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is what happens when there's a new batch of emoji
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that comes out?
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How do I handle that?
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Do I need to release a new binary?
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And sitting here today,
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I think, and I've tested as best I can,
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I think I do not have to release new binary.
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And what I'm actually doing is using a tip from Gee Rambo,
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where you can make a shared iCloud database
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that everyone in the app,
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everyone that has the app is using a shared database
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that only has literally like one or two rows in it.
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And that's where it will check for new emoji and see,
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okay, do I have a new batch that I should suck in?
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And then obviously whenever I update the binary,
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then it will update the list of emoji that's caked into it.
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But that was a whole rigamarole.
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And so there's all these little things that, yes,
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like John's right, in the span,
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it took me from late September to late February, really,
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to get this shipped.
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And it wasn't in the first 24 to 48 hours
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that I had a working version
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that showed rectangles on faces.
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But there's so much more than just that.
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Like even something as silly as the drawer,
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so when you tap on an emoji,
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there's like a little single row of face emoji
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that you can use to swap what emoji you would like
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in the image, but then you can drag that up,
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kind of like in Maps, you can drag that up
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and then you get like this multi row,
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something vaguely more vaguely similar to the stock picker.
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And that drawer took me a couple of days to write.
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Now, part of that is because I'm not great at SwiftUI,
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this was new to me, but part of that is because
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there's no out of the box drawer for SwiftUI.
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And so it continues to surprise me, even if someone who thinks he does this for a living,
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how much just administrvia and other stuff is necessary, even for a fairly simple iOS
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app, much less something that's as involved as Overcast, for example.
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So yeah, I agree with you, it probably shouldn't have taken me six months.
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And part of that is because I'm slow, and part of that is because I'm not working eight
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hours a day every single day.
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But nevertheless, there is more to even the most simple app you can imagine than meets
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And I don't need to tell you that Marco, but you know, for people listening, even a simple
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app, you'd be surprised how much work has to go into that.
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No, that, believe me, that I definitely understand.
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By the way, I'm going to send you a quick little Swift function here that dumps all
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emoji from the Apple core emoji color emoji font in the system.
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I had to write this for, here, I'll paste it in our Slack.
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I don't know if it's shareable to everyone else,
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but here, that's how to dump every emoji symbol and name.
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Anyway, so, (laughs)
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this is part of my crazy exploration
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for things that take way too long that it shouldn't.
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- Well, and actually, you bring up a great example,
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like, how do I get access to all the emoji?
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'Cause I can't just throw out, hmm,
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it's not easy to just throw up the stock system emoji,
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emoji picker because basically you need a place where you're entering text to do that.
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And that's not really what I wanted for this app.
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So then I've got to figure out, okay, how do I get all of the emoji?
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And I have a mechanism for doing that and I'll check out, absolutely check out what
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you just sent.
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But I have a mechanism for doing that.
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And then, okay, well, what do you, you know, so I got to figure out what are all the emoji
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and then I got to figure out, well, some of them are represented in odd ways on Apple.
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Like if you look at the actual Unicode list of emoji, which is what I was working from,
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a lot of them are represented in kind of odd ways on Apple platforms, at least right now.
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and you've got to like cull that list, and how do you present that list? And if there
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was a simple API where Apple said, "Okay, we'll throw up, you know, a, like basically
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a keyboard, we'll throw up an emoji picker for you," like that would have saved quite
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a lot of time, but that doesn't exist, so now I've got to reinvent the wheel. And it's
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silly stuff like that. As you're working on an entire app, it adds up. It adds up surprisingly
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Oh, believe me, I know. I mean, so I'll tell you, you know, I haven't, I don't think I've
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I've shared much of this publicly yet, but it's in beta, so anyone in the beta can see.
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So one of the features of the Overcast update that's currently in beta is that I allow you
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to choose icons for playlists to show on the list screen. This is why I wrote this emoji
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dumper, because first of all, I'm like, well, what if I want people to be able to choose
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emoji to be the icon? How do I get a list of all emojis so that they could search for
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them by keywords? So I'm like, how do I get all these Unicode descriptions of, like, you
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know, person with hair, like, you know, how do I, how is there a list of those? How can
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I get an API with that? And I had the same concern. What if they add to emoji, if there's
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some way I can dump this from the system dynamically, rather than like hard coding a list somewhere,
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or having a list on my server that to keep updated, like that's obviously better. So
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I went through all that. And then I realized, actually, what would look better is SF symbols.
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And for those of you who don't know, this is like Apple's standard icon set. They launched
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a few years ago and they've been adding to it every year
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and there's a huge library of I think about 3,800
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of them right now of like basically stock icons
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that there's a lot of good reasons to use them
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and there's actually a whole Under the Radar episode
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that we talked about, we'll link to that in the show notes.
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Anyway, I decided let me see if I can make
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an SF Symbol picker in the app.
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Now, there is an app called SF Symbols that Apple makes,
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But there's no API to do what SF Symbols does for like,
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'cause it's not made for users to choose their own icons,
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it's made for developers to choose icons
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and then hard code the values that we're using.
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So there is no index on iOS
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that is like a list of all SF Symbols.
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So I had to build that.
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And that took a stupidly long time.
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I probably spent two weeks on that.
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Like just the index of SF Symbols.
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Because not only do I wanna be able to know
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that I can list them all and actually know that I have them all. But also I want to have
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like, well, how do you search for them? You have to type in keywords. Well, where do those
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keywords come from? How do you know what keywords associate with which symbols? And then do
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you do things like synonyms or dictionary lookups to like, you know, if there's a symbol
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called computer, do you also want to match PC and Mac? And like, how do you get these
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these lists, and how do you, like, and I even,
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I looked up dictionary, like, there's a dictionary API
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on Mac OS, but not on iOS, and so I was like,
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okay, what if I build the index statically
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and build it into the binary, and use,
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so I'll use the Mac API, dump the dictionary,
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and then I did that, I tried, I actually built that,
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realized the dictionary was cluttering it up
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with way too many words that were not relevant
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as part of the definitions and everything.
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I tried thesaurus, that didn't work very well either,
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like, I built all of that, I tried using different
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linguistic stemmers to build the search index.
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Then I'm like, well, you know how much I'm a stickler
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for file size in my app.
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So I'm like, I'm not gonna embed this like 400 kilobyte
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index, how do I make this smaller?
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And I started playing with schemes like that.
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- This is why you need someone helping you develop art.
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'Cause when you say, I'm not gonna embed 400 kilobytes,
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what decade is this?
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Just standing, it's fine.
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- No, and I think I ended up getting it down to like 30K.
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- 30K? - Write your own
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compression algorithm?
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- That would be, speaking of huge casing energy,
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that's huge Marco energy.
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- I could just use zip, but I don't want.
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That's so true.
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- It didn't quite get that bad,
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but certainly it's pretty,
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like I spent, again, I spent two weeks on this.
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Like just making a searchable index of SF symbols.
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And then I spent another two weeks trying to get SwiftUI
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to render them in a useful way on the screen
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that wasn't loading all 3,000 at once.
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- There's that too, but this is such a great example
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of some little thing that doesn't seem that complicated.
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Like there's a list of something that exists
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somewhere on your iPhone, 'cause all these--
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- 44K, that's what the final size, 44K, sorry.
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- Oh my gosh. - Go on.
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- So there's a list of all these SF symbols
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that exist somewhere, but you didn't have access to it.
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And what's also interesting with SF symbols
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is certain symbols are, there's like a,
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I don't know, what's the less gross way
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of saying gentleman's agreement,
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but there's like a person's agreement
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that you can't use like the iMessage looking symbol
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for anything except the iMessage related stuff.
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So even though it's like just a speech bubble,
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you're not allowed to use that for anything
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except iMessage specific related things.
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And so then you've got--
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- Not allowed as an app review will reject you
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if you try to?
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Yeah, seriously, I'm really serious.
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- I remember seeing stories about this
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and it just didn't make any sense to me.
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Remember when Apple used to reject you
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if you put like a rounded rectangle
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that had the same dimensions as an iPhone
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- In your app, I sure do. - I sure do.
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- It looks like a phone.
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Like it looks too much like an iPhone.
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Well, what do you mean?
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Well, the proportions are exactly that
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of one particular iPhone we made.
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Or like, well, is it dot--
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- I'm pretty sure I actually got that on Instapaper,
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'cause I tried-- - I know it.
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- My tilt scrolling icon, I tried using like a phone.
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I'm pretty sure I got rejected for that.
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- So yeah, but the point I'm driving at is,
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you know, this data seems to exist somewhere,
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and you should-- - It sure does.
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- In a perfect world.
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You should, in a perfect world, be able to just say,
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I would like that list, please.
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But because it isn't accessible to you,
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you spent two weeks going through,
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now maybe some of that was getting a little crazy
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about the compression stuff, but nevertheless,
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you spent a long time just getting the actual stuff,
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the effort squared away such that it was functional.
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And that, it seems so dumb and it seems like,
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why would that take so long, Marco?
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What's wrong with you?
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But this is just the way app development works.
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I don't say that to necessarily complain,
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even though I think that's how it's coming across,
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But just to say, there's so much here.
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Like, FastText, which admittedly was a garbage app,
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but it was an entire app, and it was, I don't know,
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like a couple hundred lines of code or something like that.
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I haven't done a clock on masquerade,
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maybe I can do that while we're talking,
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but it is not just a couple hundred lines of code.
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Like, it is more than that.
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And granted, you know, it perhaps shouldn't have taken me
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as long as it did, but this is app development these days.
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This is just how it works, is that it takes a while
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to make something that's decent.
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- Yeah, and I mean, I can't even tell you
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how many of these dumb little things I've run into.
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I mean, this is just, you're right,
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this isn't just any one particular app or project
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or task in an app, this is just the job.
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I run into this dumb stuff almost every day
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where I will, I'll have some days
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where I just have amazing productivity
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in getting stuff done.
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I'll be able to check off a bunch of stuff off my list
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and I'll be able to ship out a new build
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and everyone's like, well, I can't believe
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you filled this in here.
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And then I'll have other days where I spend the entire day,
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like I start out doing some checklist item
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that I wanted to get done and then I realize, oh no,
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this is not working the way I expected it to work.
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Or to do this, I need to do something else
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which needs to do something else
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which needs to do something else like, oh, wait a minute,
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now this whole thing is expanding in scope
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because to actually achieve this.
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And some of it was stupid stuff.
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like for instance, that list of restricted symbols
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and SF symbols, that is gettable information.
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The first way I found to do it,
01:10:44
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I have since found a simpler way,
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but the first way I found to do it was,
01:10:48
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I noticed that like if you open up Fontbook,
01:10:51
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if you load the SF Pro fonts in Fontbook,
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they have as part of their license text,
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a list in the license of the symbol name
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and then it says this symbol may not be modified,
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you know, blah, blah, blah.
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And so I figured out what the heck is the CT,
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the core text API call to try to get that license
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from the font file and then parse that text for the stream.
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And I did eventually figure that out
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and that probably took me two hours.
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Like, there was so much like little stuff like that
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that I run into all the time.
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You know, just yesterday I'm like,
01:11:30
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I wanted to get, I'm moving my notification type
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from background update pushes to actual live alerts
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for many reasons.
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Basically background pushes are much less reliable
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than I would like them to be
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and people keep complaining
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that they're missing the notifications
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and so I'm just moving to live alerts
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when the upside will be that they are much, much,
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much more reliable.
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The downside will be that the app will no longer
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necessarily wake up every single time in the background
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to start the download.
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So starting the download is gonna be more dependent
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on background refresh intervals or actions
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that you take as the user rather than me being able
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to tell the system, hey, there's content available.
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Hey, there's content available.
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Hey, it's content available.
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So anyway, but to do that, I had to change
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the way notifications are generated.
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'Cause before, my servers, when a new episode would come out,
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my servers would send a content available push notification
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to the phone, the phone would download the data
01:12:28
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for the new episode from the server in response
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in a background task and then would post
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a local notification with the episode info
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once it got that info from the server.
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So it was this multi-step thing.
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But the key thing was the server was triggering
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the app to background launch.
01:12:45
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But again, the problem with that is that iOS
01:12:47
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will often just say, nope, don't wanna do that
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for whatever reason.
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Maybe I'm low on power or my internet connection
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isn't very good or the user has put me in low power mode
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or you've been force quit quote out of the app launcher
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and that used to prevent those.
01:13:03
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So there's all sorts of things that prevent those
01:13:06
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and so anyway, now I had to switch to the live push
01:13:09
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that you get when somebody messages you or something
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like you get the alert push that they are pretty much
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always sent through, up to user settings of course,
01:13:17
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but they're pretty much always sent and delivered,
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but you can't include things like the artwork image in them
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And the limit for how much text can go in there is 4K.
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So you can't even like really cram it in.
01:13:29
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And so I had to change my server side support for things.
01:13:33
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Like first I had to build a system
01:13:35
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where all these APNs tokens that I store,
01:13:38
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well now I have to store an app build version with those.
01:13:40
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Because I'm gonna communicate with the app
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in two different ways,
01:13:43
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depending on which version of the app it is.
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If it's a version before this build,
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I have to use the old way.
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And if it's a version after this build,
01:13:48
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then I get to use the new way.
01:13:49
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So first I have to alter the server stuff
01:13:51
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to support all this like distinction
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on the APNs sending side, add new support
01:13:58
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for the new types of pushes I'm trying to send,
01:14:00
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then go back to the app side of things,
01:14:03
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add a notification service extension
01:14:06
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so that it can intercept the alert notification
01:14:08
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on the way in, download the image it needs to download,
01:14:12
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then modify the notification payload
01:14:16
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for then further display in the other notification
01:14:19
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extension, the notification content extension.
01:14:21
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So like there's, and that was all to, you know,
01:14:25
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to quote, make notifications more reliable.
01:14:27
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But that was, the check mark item was basically like,
01:14:30
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you know, fixed notifications.
01:14:32
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And that like, it involved this whole day
01:14:34
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of jumping between server stuff and app stuff
01:14:37
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and making a whole new extension and all this other,
01:14:39
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and you know, and any one of those steps,
01:14:41
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if I temporarily screwed it up, that add another hour,
01:14:43
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wait, why is this not working?
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Oh, I didn't change this key over here.
01:14:46
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Like, you know, it's, and that's, yeah, that's just the job.
01:14:48
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And so I totally get why this took six months.
01:14:53
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That makes total sense to me,
01:14:55
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and especially all of the UI iteration that you did.
01:15:00
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That's the worst, because UI stuff,
01:15:03
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not only does it take a surprisingly long amount of time
01:15:06
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to build a UI because you run into weird things
01:15:08
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with SwiftUI or UIKit or your own ineptitude
01:15:11
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and stuff like that, so not only does that take a long time,
01:15:14
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but then, usually you have to build something
01:15:16
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to see if it really works.
01:15:18
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and oftentimes get it out there to people,
01:15:21
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and then fix the bugs that they report,
01:15:22
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and then, oh, by the way, this whole UI, this doesn't work.
01:15:25
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Oh, throw it all away, start again,
01:15:26
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or change this whole screen around,
01:15:27
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rebuild, tear out half of this, move it around,
01:15:30
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and that is incredibly time consuming.
01:15:33
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I mean, this is why I've been working on,
01:15:36
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basically what in Overcast is basically one screen.
01:15:39
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Like this first version of my redesign,
01:15:43
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there's some stuff, like font and spacing changes
01:15:46
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that are kind of, impact every screen,
01:15:48
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and that's a large amount of work,
01:15:49
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but mostly I'm redesigning like one to one and a half screens
01:15:53
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in this build and that's taken me six months.
01:15:56
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So I totally get it, I totally understand.
01:16:00
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- Yeah, I don't say it to complain, it's just that goodness.
01:16:03
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I mean, if you had told me after day one or two
01:16:05
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where I had a very, very basic proof of concept
01:16:10
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that it would still take me many, many months
01:16:12
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until it was released, I would have been like,
01:16:13
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"Really, there's not that much here, come on."
01:16:17
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But no, there's a lot here.
01:16:17
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And I used clock on Masquerade,
01:16:21
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and it's a little bit less than 5,000 lines of code.
01:16:24
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Couple of quick fun facts,
01:16:25
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just because we're, you know, a lot of developers listen.
01:16:28
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There are 29 closed pull requests, all from me to me,
01:16:33
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which I think is kind of funny.
01:16:35
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- You make pull requests to yourself?
01:16:36
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- Sometimes, sometimes.
01:16:37
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- Oh, that's so cute.
01:16:39
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- So if I'm doing like a major feature,
01:16:41
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like the drawer, for example,
01:16:43
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then I'll branch, I'll do all of that stuff in that branch
01:16:47
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so I can kind of do whatever
01:16:48
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and not have to worry about mucking things up.
01:16:51
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And then as a final step
01:16:53
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before that gets merged back into main,
01:16:56
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I'll actually issue a pull request
01:16:57
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'cause I love, I really do love GitHub in so many ways,
01:17:00
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but I love that GitHub's pull request UI
01:17:03
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does a really good job of showing diffs.
01:17:05
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And I know there are other ways to do this.
01:17:06
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Like I know I could do this with Kaleidoscope
01:17:08
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or any number of other tools,
01:17:09
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but I really like doing it on GitHub
01:17:11
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'cause it lets me walk through all the files
01:17:13
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and see these diffs and almost every time,
01:17:15
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almost every single time I catch something.
01:17:18
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And now mind you, before I check in,
01:17:20
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I always look at it in tower and look at the diffs in tower
01:17:23
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and make sure everything looks good.
01:17:24
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But almost every time I wanna issue a pull request
01:17:26
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from me to me, I have almost every time I find something
01:17:30
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that I'm like, oh crap, left in a print statement
01:17:32
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I didn't want to, or oh crap,
01:17:34
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I hard coded something I didn't want to.
01:17:35
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And so I go back and have to change something
01:17:36
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before I accept the pull request.
01:17:38
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So yeah, 29 pull requests, 64 closed GitHub issues
01:17:41
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and 12 open ones, some of which are kind of
01:17:44
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administrative stuff.
01:17:46
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It is using async await in a handful of places.
01:17:49
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It does use combine here and there,
01:17:51
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but more async await when possible.
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It is almost exclusively Swift UI.
01:17:55
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It is exclusively Swift.
01:17:57
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First commit was 21 December, 2021.
01:17:59
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And the build that went to the App Store,
01:18:02
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that is, as you hear this released,
01:18:05
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that was built this past Friday.
01:18:07
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So at the very, very end of February.
01:18:09
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But yeah, go check it out.
01:18:11
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I'd love it if you take a look.
01:18:12
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Oh, I don't think I actually talked about the revenue model.
01:18:15
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So you can use the very, very basic smiley face for free.
01:18:20
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If you would like to use any other emoji under the sun,
01:18:23
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then you need to pay a one time
01:18:25
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as we record this $3 in-app purchase,
01:18:27
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which will give you access to basically all the other emoji.
01:18:31
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I haven't conquered skin tone.
01:18:35
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I don't know if I'm gonna offer that or not
01:18:36
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because it's a very difficult UI problem to solve,
01:18:38
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but you get basically all the other emoji for one time,
01:18:43
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So yeah, even if you're listening to this
01:18:45
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and you think I'm all right,
01:18:46
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just go download it and buy the in-app purchase
01:18:49
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just to be nice, consider it a tip.
01:18:50
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But tell your friends, tell your family,
01:18:53
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tell parents, tell people who wanna put fart clouds on butts,
01:18:58
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whatever you wanna do, tell people,
01:19:02
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and check it out, I'd really appreciate it.
01:19:04
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- My favorite thing about this app is that
01:19:06
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the title bar of the in-app purchase screen
01:19:08
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is titled in-app purchase.
01:19:11
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- Wow, yeah, that's fair.
01:19:13
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They could use the word Smith here or there.
01:19:14
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I didn't get the Marco treatment
01:19:15
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like I did with Peekaview, I think it was.
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- Did you do lines of code?
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- Yep, there you go.
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Apparently that's so I got to get a new app out there quick because the old ones getting Sherlock's apparently
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So yeah, so peak performance. What are we getting a peek at we getting your beloved Mac Pro?
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Are we getting something else? It's weird that they put peak in there
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I mean, I guess they give you a peek at and some things you can't order immediately
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So technically it's not you know
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But like a lot of people are seeing the word peak and saying oh, maybe they're gonna show us the Mac Pro
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But even though the Mac Pro won't be ready, they'll show us just how amazing it is
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and they're like, and this will be ready later this year.
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I suppose they could do that.
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I mean, maybe it's like, it actually is ready,
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but supply chain stuff make it
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so they can't ship it for a long time
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and they just want to brag,
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but that's not an Apple thing to do.
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It's like they'll show it to us.
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Not that they wait until you can buy the day out,
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but they wait until it's closer, for sure.
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So if this is something that's supposed to ship in December,
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I don't think we're gonna be seeing it now.
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Like, what would be the point of that?
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But-- - Well, also,
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that's more of a WWDC kind of announcement.
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Like, if, think about the audience of the event.
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Like typically the spring event does not contain
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a lot of pro hardware.
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Now things might be different this time
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in you know with the on the max side at least.
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Yeah well first of all yeah everything's pro.
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But like on the max side it does seem like we are likely
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to see any remaining products that use the M1 Pro
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and Max chips.
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And the biggest holes in the lineup
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that will most likely use those are a larger iMac
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and a higher end Mac Mini.
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And so you know it wouldn't surprise us
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if we see those at this event.
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that would be nice.
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Those are two, especially the large iMac,
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that's a pretty big hole in the lineup.
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- If it was any other normal time,
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I would say that, yeah, this will be the, you know,
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the remaining M1, M1 Pro, or Max machines.
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But because everything is weird with supply chain stuff,
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it could be that if they had access to all the parts
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that they expect to have access to,
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that this would be the time,
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but it could be they have to make some hard choices
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about which one of these products is more important
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'cause we only have enough like power inverters
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to make either the iMac or the Mac mini.
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And so we can only announce one of them.
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That would be a shame,
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but that's just par for the course now.
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Lots of times you just, you know, the limiting factors,
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we can't get enough of some part that's essential
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for all the computers that we essentially have finished.
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We're like, we're done, they're designed,
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they're, everything is ready about them.
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The packaging is ready to go, they're tested.
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We just can't put this product up for sale
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because if more than 10 people buy it,
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we run out of this one part.
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I hope that's not the case, but we never know.
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So yeah, Mac Mini and Big iMac for sure are on the table,
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and it would make sense for them to be released.
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But this is like a new factor in our whole,
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like what is Apple going to announce?
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There's so many factors that go into it already.
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Now all of a sudden is what if Apple would like
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to announce this, but can't.
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And that hasn't been a thing for,
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basically since the Tim Cook era,
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not when he was CEO, but when he was a COO,
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when he was doing inventory management.
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It used to be that Apple was not particularly good
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at manufacturing and had a long lead time
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between when something was made
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and when someone actually bought it.
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And Tim Cook added, you know,
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more modern discipline to that
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and not having tons of channel inventory
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and not stuffing the channel to boost sales numbers.
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You guys missed this era in Apple's history,
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but one of the things they used to do is,
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you know, it was called stuffing the channel,
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where if the quarter is ending
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and Apple wants to say, "We sold X number of Macs,"
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they would say how many they sold, quote unquote,
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into the channel, like into the place
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where distributors get them from.
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And so they would just sell them into the distributors
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that would distribute them to the physical stores
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and count those as sales.
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Even though no person bought those Macs,
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and then those things would just sit
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in the distribution channel for months,
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slowly draining out into like,
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I don't know what it was like,
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Egghead or Best Buy or independent Mac sellers.
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And during that time,
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Apple can't sell anything more into the channel
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'cause it was full and it was just,
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it was a nightmare, right?
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So, but those days are long gone.
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And now we think, okay, well, this Apple,
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they're great at manufacturing things
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and they can get the best, they get the best parts,
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they get the best chips,
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they get the best manufacturing stuff,
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they paid all this money for these amazing factories,
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but that shouldn't be a problem anymore.
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But then COVID and now nobody can get anything.
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So I really hope that doesn't squash
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any of these computers, but if all the parts are available,
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this would be the time for the Mac mini
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and the quote unquote big iMac to make the debut.
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- Well, and I gotta say like, you know,
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throughout all of COVID and the, you know,
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the subsequent supply chain problems that we've had.
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Apple has done a very good job of hiding us
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from any problems that they might be having,
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getting supply or getting things made,
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or getting things shipped.
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Almost everyone else around the world
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who makes or sells things has made those problems
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very noticeable to their customers,
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because they had to.
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Apple, through logistical magic and expertise
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and good deals and priority and good planning
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or whatever it is, maybe just not talking about it too much.
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Apple has really kept a lot of this out of public view.
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And to be an Apple customer right now
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and to be able to just, for the most part,
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go to Apple and just order what you need
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or buy what you need and be able to get it
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in a pretty reasonable amount of time
01:27:07
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for almost this entire pandemic,
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that's really saying something.
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- Apple's style of communication,
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where they don't tell you about things ahead of time,
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really helps here, because like, for example,
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the Big I Mac that was actually rumored for 2021.
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And then the rumors were, it got delayed because supply chain stuff,
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but we don't like that. Apple never said anything about that.
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There's no reason we should have expected it in 2021 except that we saw a rumor
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about it. But Apple's is like, why would you know,
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it's not late because we never told you when it was coming. Right.
01:27:32
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And so any delays are completely hidden from us, you know, in that respect,
01:27:36
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which is an advantage of their, you know, communication strategy. Um,
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but I would hope that the way they build things also, you know,
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factors into this, like you said,
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having preferential treatment that we paid for your factory,
01:27:49
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we get first choice on all of these things.
01:27:52
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We're putting the same chip in a lot of our computers,
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which helps so we don't have to have 17 different chips
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being made and deal with the inventory.
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Just make as many M1s as you can,
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'cause we're gonna ship a whole line of computers
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that have M1s in them, and now with the M1 Pro Max,
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make as many of those as you can,
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'cause we got like three or four different computers
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that are gonna use them, and the fact that the M chips work
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in all these different contexts,
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that it's not shoehorning that chip
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into a computer that shouldn't have it,
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it's great in all those contexts,
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that certainly helps as well.
01:28:20
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- Yeah, but yeah, so as for what we're likely to see,
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I mean, honestly, as part of the same reason
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why I haven't looked much at Masquerade, sorry again,
01:28:29
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I also haven't been paying much attention
01:28:30
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to the tech rumors and everything this time around.
01:28:33
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But I think just looking at the lineup
01:28:36
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and looking at what still has to come out
01:28:39
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and what's likely to happen,
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I would say this still feels a bit early
01:28:43
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to have any of the multi-chip or multi-die M1 Macs products.
01:28:48
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So probably not the Mac Pro, and probably not,
01:28:53
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like there were always some ideas floating around
01:28:56
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that maybe a high-end iMac or slash iMac Pro
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might have like a dual M1 Macs design.
01:29:02
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If that's to come, which honestly would surprise me,
01:29:06
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but if that's to come, I don't think it's gonna come
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at this event, it feels too early to do those.
01:29:11
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I'm guessing this event is the computers that historically
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have had the guts of the MacBook Pro,
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you know, in some version or other.
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And that would be the large iMac and the high-end Mac Mini.
01:29:22
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- Yeah, and just to do a quick recap of the,
01:29:26
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we've talked about all these machines on past shows
01:29:27
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and the various rumors around them.
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But the Mac Mini, the rumor is that it's thinner,
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that it has a glass top,
01:29:32
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that it's got the magnetic power connector
01:29:34
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for reasons that we could not really make sense of,
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in fact, when we discussed this rumor,
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and that it would come with M1 Pro or M1 Max.
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And the big iMac, keep calling it that
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just because it's got the bigger screen
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than the current 24 inch one.
01:29:46
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For a while we thought it might be 30 inch,
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but now the rumors have really solidified
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that it's just gonna be 27 inch.
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M1 Pro, M1 Max is the rumored CPUs
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with the possibility of an M1 Max Duo, the double thing.
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And the reason we're calling this big iMac
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is because is it just gonna be called iMac?
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Is it gonna be called iMac Pro?
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Is the iMac Pro just the one
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that has the double M1 Macs in it.
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These are all kind of marketing decisions
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that it's not clear what Apple will do here
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because it's kind of a big reset on this whole product line.
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So we'll see.
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And the big iMac, the rumor is that it's thicker,
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won't come in colors.
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We'll have 120 hertz screen and mini LED and all that.
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And then the other products,
01:30:23
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there's lots of other products that are rumored
01:30:25
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just because Apple files for whatever, you know,
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the equivalent of the underwriters, whatever,
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I don't know, like the FCC.
01:30:36
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In various countries, you have to file
01:30:38
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to say, I'm going to be shipping a product that's
01:30:39
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going to do radio stuff in your country,
01:30:41
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and here's the code number for it,
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and people figure out what that-- anyway,
01:30:44
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there's a lot of products that are in the pipeline
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that, in theory, might also be announced.
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New iPad Air, just sort of spec-bumping that
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so it's not so embarrassingly worse than the new iPad Mini.
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A new low-end iPad that finally ditches the old thing
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and gets the flat sides like the Air.
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and the iPhone SE, the new iPhone SE,
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which again would just look like the current iPhone SE,
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but it'd have an A15 and it didn't have 5G.
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Lots of those are products that are probably in the pipeline
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but I don't think it makes for a coherent presentation,
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especially when performance is highlighted in the invitation.
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It just seems like the whole event could be Macs
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that are faster than previous ones,
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which shouldn't be hard because all the Macs they introduce
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are either low-end Macs or laptop Macs.
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And now it's time for Macs that are not low-end
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and/or are not laptops.
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and they should be fast and that'll be exciting.
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And this is the event that I am most looking forward to
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so far this year.
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Obviously the most I'd be looking forward to
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is the Mac Pro one.
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If the Mac Pro comes out today,
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this is what I'm gonna say about expectations.
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We don't know how they're doing
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on manufacturing these chips, right?
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Like we don't have any,
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the Intel would talk about their things.
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And on Intel, we'd see PCs would always ship
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with the thing first or whatever.
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Even if Apple got the chip first, we knew it was coming.
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We have no idea what Apple is even building.
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We just have these vague rumors,
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or what the timelines are.
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When the M1 Pro and Max came out,
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was that earlier than people thought,
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later than people thought?
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We have no yardstick for judging,
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like how long does it take to make this stuff happen?
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So it could be they come out on stage
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and here's the new Mac Pro with 40 cores or something.
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The only reason we doubt that is just because
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it usually takes them a long time,
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and that's usually the last one to come.
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But I don't know, like maybe things are different
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now that they're making their own chips.
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Maybe the M1 Pro and Max machines were not shipping
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because of some part that has nothing to do with this
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as a amount of chip and that shortage is,
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it's just, it's so hard to predict.
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But I do like the fact that this is performance
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and so we're getting into the good stuff now.
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It's like the mass market computers,
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the ones that people actually buy,
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shipped first, good job Apple,
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shipped the computers that people actually buy.
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And now we're getting into the ones
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that I'm the most interested in,
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which are the ones that nobody buys.
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- Including you for most years or most decades,
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I should say.
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I'm getting this big iMac because I was saying that my wife's got a 2015 5k iMac that just
01:33:08
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today I will talk about this in the next show but just today I was fighting with her iMac
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and some issue or whatever and I was like I can solve this problem with hardware and
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I was about to do it and I said nope I'm not buying anything else for this computer.
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It's a 2015 computer it's just the new and she's got a big iMac she likes it she thinks
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there's nothing wrong with her computer I think there are things wrong with it so I
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I'm not spending any more money on that computer,
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and as soon as they announce that big iMac,
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that's what I'm getting, and it'll just,
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I said, you won't even, if you don't care
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if you think your current computer is fine,
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the only thing you'll notice is that
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there'll be a skinnier border around the screen,
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and there won't be an Apple logo facing you,
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and other than that, it'll be a thousand times faster,
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and will anger me less, so I'm getting that,
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and I really hope that's announced.
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- Yeah, I hear you.
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Do you think there'll be displays?
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'Cause now I feel like my display situation,
01:33:59
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- I'm actually pretty happy with it,
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so now is the time that Apple's gonna finally come out
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and make me spend more money on stupid monitors.
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- I haven't even seen any rumors about that.
01:34:07
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I feel like we're getting greedy.
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- Nor have I.
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I mean, hey man, you never know what'll happen.
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It would be kinda cool.
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You could take a peek at that display.
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- Yeah, I've only heard wish lists.
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People want there to be displays.
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I've seen nothing to suggest that there will be.
01:34:23
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- Well, there's rumors that they're working on them,
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but not that they're imminent.
01:34:27
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- Yeah, exactly.
01:34:28
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- Yeah, yeah.
01:34:29
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- Like they still, based on the state of the rumors,
01:34:32
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let's say, the current positioning of the rumors,
01:34:35
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it still feels like they're a half a year to a year out.
01:34:39
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- Okay, so let's look at it this way.
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So, John, selfishly, it sounds like you're most interested
01:34:45
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in a 27-inch iMac.
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What do you think is the single most important product
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for Apple to announce on Tuesday?
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- All right, it probably is the big iMac,
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'cause who buys a Mac Mini?
01:34:57
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that's a very narrow interest product.
01:34:59
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And the iMacs were well-received, I feel like.
01:35:02
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And just to have a slightly bigger model
01:35:04
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to bring people upmarket and to make a little bit more money
01:35:07
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and to give people a bigger screen,
01:35:09
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I think that is by far the most important,
01:35:12
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well, it's the most important Mac product.
01:35:14
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Depending on how the iPads go,
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if they do actually come out with a new low-end iPad,
01:35:19
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like the cheapest possible iPad and it's got the flat side,
01:35:22
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that's probably the most important product
01:35:23
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in terms of how many people are gonna buy it,
01:35:25
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because I think they sell a lot
01:35:26
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of those super low-end iPads.
01:35:27
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but I don't know, that's like a late-breaking rumor,
01:35:30
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who knows if there's any basis in fact at all to,
01:35:33
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I mean, why would they show that
01:35:35
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at a peak performance thing?
01:35:36
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It's like that's the opposite of peak performance,
01:35:38
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it's the lowest performing iPad you can buy.
01:35:41
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It would be weird to announce it on stage.
01:35:43
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It could still be announced by press release
01:35:44
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or something or whatever, but yeah,
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on stage, it's the big iMac.
01:35:48
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I feel like that's gonna be the star of the show.
01:35:49
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- All right, so Marco, what do you think
01:35:51
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is the most important?
01:35:52
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What are you personally most interested in?
01:35:54
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What I'm hoping for is the new iPad Air
01:35:58
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because my son is due for an upgrade
01:36:00
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and his birthday's coming up soon
01:36:02
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and that could be a good answer to that question.
01:36:04
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What would be the most important
01:36:08
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to my overall other interests?
01:36:11
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Probably a big iMac.
01:36:13
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Not that I would want to get one
01:36:14
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because frankly I'm incredibly happy
01:36:16
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with my current setup of ridiculous XDR and desktop laptop.
01:36:21
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I love this setup, this is fantastic.
01:36:23
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This is so fantastic that it's actually going to be
01:36:26
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a question whether I get the next Mac Pro or not.
01:36:29
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- Yeah, I actually, I don't think we necessarily have time
01:36:31
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for it today, but I would like to explore that with you
01:36:33
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because I also am in a really good computing place right now
01:36:37
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and even though I had, you know, what, five, six, seven years
01:36:41
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of 27-inch iMacs, and I loved that time of my life,
01:36:44
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I really did, but being able to take my best computer
01:36:50
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and move it wherever I want is so freaking magical.
01:36:54
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It's so cool.
01:36:55
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And we don't need to belabor it right now,
01:36:56
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but it is so great.
01:36:57
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So yeah, I have very big interest in the 27-inch iMac
01:37:02
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in terms of, and I think it is probably,
01:37:04
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in my opinion, I think it's the most important product
01:37:06
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for Apple at this event,
01:37:08
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but I don't know if I would want it,
01:37:10
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because I feel like I'm back on the laptop train.
01:37:12
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But anyway, I digress, I apologize.
01:37:15
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- That's roughly where I feel.
01:37:16
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Like I'm really, 'cause like right now,
01:37:19
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I am very rarely wanting more performance
01:37:23
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out of my computer now.
01:37:25
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Like now that like ever since, I mean,
01:37:26
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the M1 was already almost there.
01:37:29
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The only reason I really wanted to expand past the M1
01:37:33
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was a little more high CPU core for parallel stuff,
01:37:37
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but mainly like stuff like disk space and RAM.
01:37:39
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That's what like the RAM was really holding me back a lot
01:37:42
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Now, like with the M1 Max and the ability to have
01:37:45
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like high RAM and bigger disks and higher core counts,
01:37:49
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like I am fine.
01:37:51
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Like I am even doing big compilations in my app.
01:37:54
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Like I'm not waiting very long for that kind of stuff.
01:37:57
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Like everything is very, very fast now.
01:38:00
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And so when the Mac Pro comes out, I might not get it.
01:38:04
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Or at least right now I'm still in my mobile lifestyle
01:38:09
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for the next probably two years or so.
01:38:13
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Maybe after that things might change.
01:38:16
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But for now, I'm very happy where I am.
01:38:18
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So anyway, this is an event where I am mostly excited
01:38:21
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about products that other people want.
01:38:24
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Like I'm excited for them.
01:38:25
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And in that way, I am very excited to see the new Big iMac
01:38:30
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because for the most part, for a long time now,
01:38:35
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we really haven't had a good recommendation
01:38:38
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for developers or power users
01:38:41
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who wanted a good desktop setup, except get the Big iMac.
01:38:45
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because Apple has been so weird/nelegent
01:38:48
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on the monitor front.
01:38:50
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But the iMacs have always been great monitors,
01:38:52
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and for most of their iterations,
01:38:55
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pretty great computers as well.
01:38:57
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So, you know, now that we had the small iMac
01:39:02
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with the M1 get updated,
01:39:04
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and that was seemingly a pretty big success,
01:39:06
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and people seemed to like that machine a lot,
01:39:09
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and now the question was just,
01:39:11
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what's the big one gonna be?
01:39:13
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And if this event answers that question,
01:39:14
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I think that's a really big step for the lineup.
01:39:17
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You know, nerd-wise, the Mac Mini is certainly interesting,
01:39:21
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but I personally don't have a use
01:39:24
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for a high-end Mac Mini right now.
01:39:26
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- Yeah, you know, it's funny you say that,
01:39:27
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'cause I don't think I do either.
01:39:30
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Like, I'm rocking a circa 2012 Mac Mini as my Plex server,
01:39:34
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and it does a handful of other minor things,
01:39:35
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including former sponsor channels,
01:39:37
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but it never seems to really complain about any of it,
01:39:42
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I'm really not asking that much of it, but that's the one I am selfishly most at. Well,
01:39:48
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display if it actually shows up, but I agree with you guys. It would be pretty surprising if it did,
01:39:52
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but if not a display, I'm curious about a Mac Mini because even though I don't particularly need one,
01:39:58
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I think that might be the next thing that I buy computer-wise. You know, obviously I'll buy phone
01:40:03
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or whatever, but in terms of computer, I would like a less than a decade old Mac Mini. And since
01:40:11
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Since you sold yours to Apple, you big jerk, then I'm curious to see what's announced.
01:40:17
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And I don't think I need the Super Baller Mega Mac Mini.
01:40:21
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I think a base Mac Mini would probably be sufficient for my needs.
01:40:25
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But I'm still curious to see what it is they announce if they do so.
01:40:28
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A wild card here is M.2 stuff.
01:40:31
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Again, getting back to how little visibility we have in Apple's silicon process.
01:40:35
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Other than the fact that M.2 will eventually come, what's the schedule on that?
01:40:40
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We talked about this before, how does it overlap with the M1 type stuff?
01:40:43
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Because remember the M1 is based on the A14 cores?
01:40:45
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No, A15 cores, right?
01:40:51
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Yeah, A14 cores is sort of, sort of, like it's not exact, right?
01:40:53
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And then, you know, the M1 Pro and M1 Macs have lots of variations, but it's still essentially
01:40:58
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the same core designs for the CPU cores in there.
01:41:01
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Close to the same anyway, they're tweaked a little bit.
01:41:04
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We all assume, based on our past conversations, that the big giant Mac Pro one will also be
01:41:08
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M1-ish cores just because that's the way we test this on a past show the way it usually goes you make the smaller simpler chips
01:41:12
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And you make them bigger and bigger and bigger
01:41:14
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You don't come out right out the gate with a big one
01:41:16
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But that means that the m2 which we all think is going to be in the new very skinny
01:41:21
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Laptop that may or may not be called MacBook Air the m2 based color flat
01:41:26
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You know the rumors for that are pretty strong that has been projected out to be well
01:41:31
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That's not going to be in this event because it's not a performance computer
01:41:33
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It's just sort of like you know it's a low-end low-power probably fanless computer
01:41:37
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But that probably is gonna have an M2 in it, right?
01:41:39
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But if the M2 is ready now
01:41:42
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Would they come out with some kind of MacBook non Pro with an M2?
01:41:46
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I mean it seems like the timing is all wrong because they just came didn't just they quote-unquote just came out with a new
01:41:53
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M1 Pro and M1 Max MacBook Pros and those are their high-performance
01:41:58
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Laptops and the initial M2 machine is not going to be high performance
01:42:03
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is going to be the M2 non-Max, the M2 non-Pro, just the plain old M2, but would the plain
01:42:10
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old M2 be faster than the M1 Pro and M1 Max in certain operations?
01:42:16
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I feel much better once we get through all of the Max going to arm and then we get through
01:42:22
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the first iteration of M2 to understand how this is supposed to go.
01:42:26
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Although when we do that, actually, we probably won't even be able to extrapolate because
01:42:30
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we'll say, "Well, that was all weird because it was COVID times."
01:42:33
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And here we are, hopefully someday, not as crippled by supply and chain things in COVID.
01:42:40
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And maybe we'll have a normal iteration, but it's all just a complete mystery because Apple
01:42:44
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doesn't have to tell anyone about what they're doing and what the timelines are.
01:42:47
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And so we just we know that there are machines like this in the works supposedly, but we
01:42:52
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don't actually know when they might be scheduled.
01:42:54
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And so the M2 is supposedly based on A15 course.
01:42:58
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The A15 has been out for a while now.
01:43:01
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It's not like we're expecting, oh, M2, that's not going to come out.
01:43:04
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It's too soon for that.
01:43:05
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It's too cutting edge.
01:43:07
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The time is not, you know, 2022 is a reasonable time for an M2-based computer to ship.
01:43:12
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Maybe not in March 2022, but the rumor is floating around out there.
01:43:17
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And potentially, you know, let's say it was just, it was ready.
01:43:21
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They had the M2-based really thin, low-power MacBook Air replacement D-kind of machine
01:43:28
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They could fit that into a peak performance thing,
01:43:30
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'cause they would say,
01:43:31
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"Look at the existing M1 MacBook Air.
01:43:33
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"Everybody loves it, it's a great computer,
01:43:35
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"it's super awesome, but now we can do that,
01:43:39
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"but with even higher performance
01:43:41
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"and even better battery life, and it comes in colors."
01:43:44
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That would fit in the event.
01:43:45
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I just don't think it's probably ready yet.
01:43:48
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- Yeah, and that would actually be a shame,
01:43:50
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because I'd actually forgotten about the M2 MacBook Air,
01:43:53
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'cause that has been rumored to be a this spring release
01:43:57
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for the last six months.
01:43:59
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Like it's been a while.
01:44:00
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- But does it get pushed like everything else?
01:44:04
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- Yeah, and it certainly does seem like the rumors
01:44:06
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to that effect have dried up recently
01:44:08
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and have kind of been like, "Oh, maybe later in the year."
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So we'll see. - And it might not even
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be a MacBook Air.
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I feel like there's been waffling on that of like,
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"Well, they don't have to call it the Air.
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"They could just call it the MacBook."
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Like branding and naming is always weird.
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- Yeah, but I mean, ultimately,
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there has been this M2 redesigned MacBook Air
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that's been rumored for a while that sounds awesome.
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Like people talking about the colors of the new small iMac
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and a design more reminiscent of that
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and of current laptops that have no more taper
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and more flat-sided edges and stuff like that.
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The rumors of that, and I believe it was rumored
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to have a white keyboard and to have the light colors
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on top, like that sounds really cool.
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And the existing M1 MacBook Air is so incredibly good
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that to take that same thing forward
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with a new industrial design that could be really awesome
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and really breathe some new aesthetic life into it,
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like that's fantastic.
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That's gonna be a great thing if that comes out.
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- Is the iMacification of the laptop,
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which I think this is slightly before
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both of your times as well,
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but the iMacification of the laptop
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the first time that happened?
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Do you remember the original iBook, the toilet seat iBook?
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- Yeah, yeah, the big translucent blue everything.
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- The big poster I got from Mac World Expo in New York,
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it said iMac to go.
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It was literally like, take the iMac
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and slam it into our laptop line.
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You get the iBook, right?
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Toilet seat iBook with a handle and it came in fun colors.
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These rumors of this M2 laptop is basically,
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take the 24 inch iMac and slam that into the laptop line.
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Again, it's like history repeating itself.
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And granted the colors are more muted now
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and the design is very different,
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but it's going to be what if that iMac but laptop.
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That's what all the rumor things look like.
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It's almost like you could take out the 24 inch iMac
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and fold it in half and shrink it down and there you go.
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- Yeah, yeah, so I, that, I would actually,
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I hope that that comes out at this event,
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but because the rumors have been so hesitant
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on it coming out soon, like recently,
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I'm a little hesitant too, whether that's ready yet,
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but that would be exciting.
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Now, you know, as for M2 versus M1 stuff,
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I think we've already seen how this plays out
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on the phone side with these same cores.
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And so we can extrapolate roughly what that's going
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to be like on the Mac side.
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On the phone side, A14 to A15 was a fairly minor update.
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It was still good.
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It was more in the area of power efficiency
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than in performance.
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So what this means on the Mac side,
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that's not a small thing,
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that's still an important thing.
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but I wouldn't expect this to be embarrassing
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the M1 products in any benchmark or anything like that.
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It's probably just gonna be like,
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hey, everything got like five or 10% faster
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and you get 10 or 15% better battery life.
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That's a great improvement,
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but I don't think anything's going to
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make the M1 look bad so soon.
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- I'm not sure, 'cause I feel like
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the thing I don't have a good handle on is
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how much is tweaked, right?
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Just for the M1 versus what would have been the A14X,
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how different are those two things from each other.
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Probably not that different,
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I mean they use the M1 and the iPad,
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we're crying out loud, right?
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But the M1 Pro and Max, the more I hear about them,
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the more I hear about the things that are different
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in those chips than just, oh it's an M1,
01:47:30
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but with just more cores.
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Like the Pro and the Max have other stuff,
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possibly one of those things being multi-chip interconnect
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for the Duo and Quad thing or whatever,
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but also just the internal guts and however it's laid out,
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the execution units, the cache hierarchy, all that stuff,
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the GPU, the way it's designed.
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So I do wonder how different the M2 might be,
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like that maybe the M1 is very much like an A14X,
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but the M2 is less like an A15X, you know what I mean?
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Like, again, we don't have a precedent
01:48:01
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for how much variation Apple is willing to do,
01:48:05
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how much customization they're willing to do,
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and how much they're willing to lean into,
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you know, the power potential of the M line of chips.
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We know a little bit with the Pro and the Max,
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'cause those are pretty gargantuan chips
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with a huge number of transistors,
01:48:18
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and they do lots of amazing stuff.
01:48:19
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But for the M2, I feel like the first one,
01:48:23
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the M1, as amazing as it was,
01:48:25
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Apple's target, they even said this stuff,
01:48:26
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like they said, their funny line in the introduction,
01:48:28
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said, "We might have overshot."
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Like, they weren't aiming for something as phenomenal
01:48:33
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as it turned out, right?
01:48:35
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I think they just would have been happy
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if it's an A14X that can run Mac stuff,
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but it was just fantastic.
01:48:40
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And maybe the M2, they actually are aiming higher,
01:48:43
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and maybe they'll achieve that, but we'll see.
01:48:45
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excited. I feel like there have been rumors, but I don't think that this is a known quantity and
01:48:52
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I don't know, I should go back and listen to past pre-event shows and see if I've been saying this
01:48:58
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for the last six events running. But I don't know, I feel like Apple's done a pretty good job of
01:49:02
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keeping most of this close to the vest. And I'm excited that, you know, I find it much more fun
01:49:09
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to go in kind of not really knowing what to expect
01:49:12
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than knowing exactly what's coming.
01:49:15
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And probably next week we'll talk about
01:49:17
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the rumors of the hole punch front sensors on the iPhone 14
01:49:20
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and we've seen renderings of it and that's fine and all,
01:49:23
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but I don't know, I kind of like being just shocked
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and just being completely surprised.
01:49:28
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- I don't think you're gonna be shocked
01:49:29
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'cause I think we've had individual episodes
01:49:30
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looking at the renders of all of these rumored products
01:49:33
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and discussing them in length.
01:49:34
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So I don't think they're gonna, I mean,
01:49:36
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the big iMac, does anyone think it's going to be
01:49:38
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anything other than a scaled up version
01:49:40
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of the 24 inch iMac that might be a little thicker
01:49:42
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and comes in gray?
01:49:43
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In terms of physical appearance,
01:49:44
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I would be very surprised if it's anything but that.
01:49:47
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- Well, I mean, that's an interesting question though.
01:49:48
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Probably it's gonna be positioned as a pro product,
01:49:50
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and so I would assume, not only is it going to be available
01:49:53
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in gray, I would assume it's only available
01:49:55
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in shades of gray.
01:49:56
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That is, I think, a very likely direction.
01:49:59
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Honestly, I think that's a sad and boring direction
01:50:01
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to go in, but that's, I think, very likely.
01:50:03
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But also, do you think they would do things
01:50:06
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have the external power supply.
01:50:08
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Is there gonna be an ethernet port internal to the Mac
01:50:10
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or is it gonna be on the brick like the 13 inch?
01:50:12
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The 13 inch makes a bunch of compromises
01:50:14
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because it's a lower end machine
01:50:16
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where aesthetics are more important.
01:50:18
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The bigger one, I think customers would say
01:50:22
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aesthetics are significantly less important.
01:50:24
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Apple I think would say they are more important
01:50:27
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than their customers.
01:50:28
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- There's still a factor, yeah.
01:50:29
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- Right, but to include the number of ports
01:50:34
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on the big iMac has always been pretty high
01:50:36
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and that's a pretty big part of its utility.
01:50:41
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And to have all those ports,
01:50:43
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and especially to have all those port types
01:50:45
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on the big iMac will require it to have
01:50:47
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significantly greater thickness than the smaller one.
01:50:50
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There's also a question of like,
01:50:53
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what if they don't use the chin design?
01:50:55
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If they're going for something thicker
01:50:57
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that maybe looks a little more like an XDR
01:50:59
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but like a little bit smaller
01:51:00
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and a little bit thinner than that,
01:51:01
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But if you're going for a more XDR-like design,
01:51:04
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or an XDR-influenced design at least,
01:51:06
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what if they just make it thin bezels all around
01:51:09
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and just make the back of it a little bit thicker
01:51:10
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to have all the components?
01:51:12
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- I think the chin is still gonna be there,
01:51:13
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'cause I think that's where they're gonna put the computer.
01:51:15
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It's gonna be thicker probably,
01:51:16
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but it's not gonna be so much thicker
01:51:19
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that they can get rid of the chin.
01:51:20
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And for the external power supply,
01:51:22
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I honestly don't know.
01:51:24
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When I say it's gonna be thicker, it's like,
01:51:25
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well, it could be thick enough to fit an ethernet plug,
01:51:29
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but maybe not.
01:51:31
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It's not like they're gonna ship this thing without Ethernet, so I feel like I'm leaning towards the stupid external
01:51:35
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But it's not stupid the external power supply
01:51:37
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I don't think it's that ridiculous because I like we talked about this one then 24 inch
01:51:40
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I'm a cat it actually is kind of convenient to plug in the ethernet cable down
01:51:44
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But the stupid brick the brick itself is not convenient the brick is annoying
01:51:47
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But if you've got the brick
01:51:49
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I'd rather plug ethernet into the brick then fish it up to my desk and
01:51:52
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To through the little thing into the back of the computer because the more things you plug into the back like the damn X
01:51:58
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You know the 5k Mac
01:51:59
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It's got a lot of ports back there and I have things plugged in almost all of them and it's a lot of cables
01:52:03
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Sneaking out the back of your computer
01:52:05
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So if one of those could be on the floor that does kind of clean things up and we know Apple likes to keep things
01:52:10
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Cleaned up, but yeah a little bit thicker but not a lot thicker
01:52:14
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Like I don't expect an XDR type thing and a lot of this also depends on again
01:52:19
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We keep calling this the big iMac. Will there be an iMac Pro or will there not?
01:52:22
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Is this the iMac Pro or is it just called iMac? Right? Oh, that's an interesting question
01:52:26
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I meant to talk to you about this I
01:52:28
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Personally do not think we're gonna see another iMac Pro and I would love to be wrong
01:52:33
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I really would because gosh did I love my iMac Pro that I just got rid of a couple of months back
01:52:38
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But I don't I don't know or how about maybe a different a way to different way to approach this
01:52:44
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What makes it let's assume that there is an iMac Pro what makes it better than the best 27 inch iMac
01:52:51
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I mean, I guess the obvious answer is like an m1 max duo
01:52:54
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But then you're potentially trampling on Mac Pro aren't you or do you think that that would be quad only?
01:52:59
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It's an all-in-one. It's just like the iMac Pro like you read that
01:53:03
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It's weird because like the iMac Pro as we've discussed many times was supposed to be the Pro solution
01:53:07
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Before they had decided they're gonna make the Mac Pro again and once they've made the Mac Pro again
01:53:11
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Do you still need to have an iMac Pro? I would say yes, because maybe some pros want an all-in-one computer
01:53:17
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Why don't you make that for them?
01:53:18
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But you can make different choices for that computer like that had the existence of the iMac Pro would allow the big iMac
01:53:26
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That's not a pro
01:53:27
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To be just what we describe a scale of 24 inch and so on and so forth a big iMac
01:53:31
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You know the iMac Pro could be thicker still
01:53:34
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Could be thick enough to have Ethernet ports on it could have 10 gig Ethernet on the power brick through a different connector. You know like
01:53:41
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The iMac Pro would I would expect it to be just as pro as the previous iMac Pro
01:53:48
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Otherwise, why even have that product?
01:53:49
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But if branding says,
01:53:52
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we're just gonna call the Big Mac iMac the iMac Pro,
01:53:54
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that's just what we're gonna do,
01:53:56
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that doesn't convince me that they're going to be
01:53:59
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approaching that computer with the same mindset
01:54:01
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as they approached the original iMac Pro.
01:54:04
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- I'm guessing that there is no,
01:54:08
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two different models of the 27 inch anymore.
01:54:11
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There's gonna be one 27 inch,
01:54:13
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where they might call it iMac Pro,
01:54:15
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but there's only gonna be one model
01:54:17
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and if we get one on the eighth, it's gonna be that model.
01:54:20
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Like I am not expecting them to have a semi,
01:54:25
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like a mini Mac Pro version of the iMac.
01:54:28
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I think it's just, there's gonna be the 24 inch
01:54:31
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that we see now, and that uses the M1 class of chips
01:54:35
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and whatever that line is going forward,
01:54:37
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and there's gonna be the 27 inch version of it
01:54:39
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that they might call iMac Pro, although they might not,
01:54:42
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I'll get to that in a second, but that's gonna use
01:54:44
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the MacBook Pro X version of these chips,
01:54:47
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and that's gonna be it for the iMac line.
01:54:50
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- And no Duo in the iMac in that case.
01:54:52
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- Yeah, I'm saying no Duo in the iMac,
01:54:54
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but if you look at the website now,
01:54:57
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in the header and in the titles of these pages,
01:54:59
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these computers are officially called iMac 24 inch,
01:55:03
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and the current, hopefully soon to be outbound,
01:55:06
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Intel version is called iMac 27 inch.
01:55:08
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So it's just iMac 24 and iMac 27,
01:55:10
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and I think those are actually a pretty good,
01:55:13
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That's a pretty good naming scheme.
01:55:14
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It makes it much more like laptops.
01:55:16
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And if they keep it like that,
01:55:20
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that wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
01:55:22
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But that being said, I think the more likely outcome
01:55:26
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is that they call it the Big One iMac Pro.
01:55:29
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Because I think it will have many of the distinctions
01:55:33
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that the MacBook Pro has.
01:55:34
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I think it's gonna have the mini LED screen,
01:55:37
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and of course, the Pro and Macs options on the chips,
01:55:41
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it'll have the higher resources of those chips
01:55:43
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and everything, so I think it's very likely
01:55:46
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that it's called iMac Pro because it matches MacBook Pro
01:55:49
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in so many feature distinctions
01:55:51
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from the model that's below it.
01:55:53
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But if they just keep calling iMac 27,
01:55:55
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that wouldn't surprise me that much either.
01:55:57
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- It's kinda, I would say, you know,
01:55:58
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if the Duo is a real thing, and it would be kind of a shame
01:56:01
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if they never put it in an all-in-one computer, you know?
01:56:04
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'Cause like, even, I understand, like,
01:56:07
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if they come up with a design, it's like,
01:56:08
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well, the design doesn't really allow
01:56:10
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for that type of cooling and the Duo is kind of
01:56:12
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a pro product anyway.
01:56:13
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I mean, maybe we've been spoiled by the iMac Pro,
01:56:17
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but even some of the 5K iMacs, at various times
01:56:19
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the 5K iMacs had the highest single, you know,
01:56:21
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single-threaded CPU performance of any Mac, right?
01:56:23
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- Usually, at most times they did.
01:56:25
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- Because they had fewer cores, right?
01:56:27
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And that they had also had the cooling capacity
01:56:28
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to run them at higher clock speeds.
01:56:29
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- Well, and they would get the consumer grade chips
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so they'd be updated faster from Intel
01:56:33
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and they would be updated more often by Apple.
01:56:35
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So it was all those factors going.
01:56:37
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So I feel like a performance iMac is not unprecedented,
01:56:41
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and it would kind of be a shame to have this Duo thing.
01:56:43
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It's like, well, that would be,
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I think an M1 Pro/Max Duo is an appropriate chip
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for a high-end iMac, and it would be a shame
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if they chose a big iMac design that didn't allow for that.
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It's not that bad because you've still got the Mac Pro,
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like it's not the end of the world,
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but I kind of got used to the idea
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that a high performance iMac is not a contradiction in terms.
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Even before the iMac Pro get used to that,
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but certainly the iMac Pro,
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it showed that that style of computer,
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it's all in one, you get everything you need,
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but also it's really, really fast
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and has big cooling capacity to have powerful stuff.
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That's a cool product,
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and I hope someday they make that again.
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Not instead of the Mac Pro, but in addition to it.
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Now the show is over, they didn't even mean to begin
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them at C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-S
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So that's Kasey Liszt M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M
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Auntie Marco Arment S-I-R-A-C
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USA, Syracuse, it's accidental (it's accidental)
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They didn't mean to accidental (accidental)
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♪ Tech podcast so long ♪
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- We have to talk about Marco Christmas now, Casey.
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- Yeah, I was just gonna say,
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this is another example of the random thing
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in the show notes that I do not understand.
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- It's not random, it's Marco Christmas.
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Did your Marco Christmas come?
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- Oh, you're talking about the boxes I sent you
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for my clean outs?
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- Oh yes, oh I misunderstood, yes.
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I did get Marco Christmas and Marco and I
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had a conversation over text message about this.
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My Marco Christmas was a legitimate Christmas.
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It wasn't the school supply holiday.
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It was a legitimately good Christmas.
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So I found a large box on my front stoop
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and I was very confused by it.
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And I looked at it and I realized,
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"Oh, this is Marco Christmas."
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And it was very large and very heavy.
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And so I lift it up and I bring it into the house
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and I open it up and there's just oodles and oodles
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of random packing material.
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And then the first thing I saw,
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I'm gonna try to do a little foley work here.
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The first thing I saw was this,
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which is a baggie of one, two, three, four, five, six,
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seven SSDs, all of which appear to be intended
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for internal use, and I do not have a enclosure
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just hanging around.
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Seven random SSDs of sizes that I didn't even bother
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looking at, 'cause I have no friggin' idea
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what I'm gonna do with them.
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But-- - I can tell you the sizes.
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One of them is 160 gigs.
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That's the very first SSD I ever had from Intel.
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Four of them are, or maybe five, are one terabyte,
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and I think one of them is two terabytes.
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- Oh, that's actually not that bad.
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- Oh, you should send me the two terabyte one.
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I can use that.
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That's the hardware that I almost bought for her iMac,
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is she's got the photo library on an external drive,
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and it's one terabyte, and it's full now.
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Like, oh, two terabyte would get room for that,
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and so I started doing some research,
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and I'm like, no, stop, don't buy anything.
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You're just gonna buy a four terabyte big iMac, stop.
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So I didn't buy anything.
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- So Marco Christmas was already off to a good start,
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but that was not the majority of the volume of the box.
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And so I was like, what the hell is the rest of this stuff?
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- It's all Kindles for packing material.
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- No, you would think.
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I genuinely was expecting a bunch of Kindles,
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and I know that's usually your Christmas present,
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but I wasn't sure. - Yeah, I said that's a John.
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- Yeah, I wasn't sure if I would get some.
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And I went rifling through the packing material,
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and I see large, like, not boxes, but like rectangles
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that are rectangular solids or whatever
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that are in the box.
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I'm very confused, I realize, oh, oh, these are speakers.
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And then I look closer and they're the,
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what are these called again?
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- The Paradigm Atom.
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- There you go, the Paradigm Speakers,
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which appear to be very, very nice.
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And what the listeners don't know is that
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a couple of weeks ago, maybe a month ago,
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I had said in one of the private slacks that Marco and you
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and me all are a part of that I want a pair
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of computer speakers that in a perfect world
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would be self-powered, but I know that's not normally
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much of a thing unless they're like truly garbage speakers.
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- Oh no, yeah, it's a big thing.
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They just, I have never found a good one.
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- Right, exactly.
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So I wanted a set of speakers, you know,
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preferably self-powered, but I understand
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that's probably not gonna work,
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that I can use for my computer.
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And supreme audio fidelity is not particularly important.
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I just want something that's better
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than the mostly trash speakers that are in this LG 5K.
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And I do have the decent speakers on the MacBook Pro,
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but not only is that physically to the left side of me,
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but it's more often than not clamshelled.
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And so, yeah, I mean, I could still hear it,
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but it sounds like garbage. - Please don't use those
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for music at your desk.
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- I did briefly when I didn't have the LG 5K,
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which had at least, well, I was gonna say passable,
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I'm not even sure they're passable speakers,
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but it had some sort of speakers in them.
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So yeah, so Marco sent me these two speakers,
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and again, I don't have an amp just laying around,
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but I'll absolutely take a pair of really good speakers
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where I have to supply my own amp.
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Oh, what was me?
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I'm gonna have to spend like 50 to $100 on an amp
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for these like God knows how expensive they were speakers.
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So my Marco Christmas was fantastic.
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A plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus,
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would receive unsolicited mail again.
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John, it sounds like you did not win the lottery like I did.
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- Oh, I totally did.
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I had an awesome Marco Christmas.
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And by the way, the reason I call this Marco Christmas
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it reminds me of Alston Christmas.
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We'll put a link in the show notes for people
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who know what Alston Christmas is,
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but it's basically when all the students have to move
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and they take all their junk furniture
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that they don't want to move with
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and they just put it on the street
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and you can just go through Alston,
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which is an area of Boston, and wander around.
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And if you want a used, unfinished wooden desk,
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you can get one in Alston Christmas.
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If you want a really crappy computer chair,
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you can get one in Alston Christmas.
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Anyway, Mark Christmas is way better than that.
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You get much better stuff.
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'cause when I clean out my closet,
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I don't wanna bother with selling things.
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Selling things is a pain in the butt,
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and so if there's somebody in my life who can use it,
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then great, I will much rather just give it
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to the person who can use it.
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- So last mark of Christmas, I did get a big pile
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of Kindles, which are used as packing material
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for the other items.
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This time, I just, because they're good,
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you can wedge them between things.
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This time, I just got one Kindle,
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but it's a really cool, fancy Kindle.
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It's Kindle Oasis in a cool, I guess it's the Amazon case,
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cool magnetic case thing.
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- Yeah, this is actually the first Kindle Oasis.
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They updated it shortly afterwards
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and they made it bigger and bulkier and worse.
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This is the very first Oasis before they made it big.
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So it's actually, if I were still ever reading anything
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on a Kindle, I would have kept it
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because it's a great device for that,
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but I haven't used it in four years.
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And I even tried turning it on to reset it
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and clear it off and everything,
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and I think it was having trouble
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even connecting to Amazon servers,
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so maybe it was an expired certificate somewhere
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on the chain, that's a problem, I don't know.
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But this is your problem now.
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And the disappointing part is that I thought
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it would be funny if I could surround
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whatever I was sending you with Kindles again.
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And I can only find this one, and then literally,
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like I dropped it off at the post office the next day,
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and an hour after I dropped it off at the post office,
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I found two more Kindles.
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- They're just like cockroaches, the Kindles you see
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are just nothing compared to the Kindles you don't see.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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- Yeah, so I don't read that much on Kindles,
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I don't read that much, period,
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but we are a Kindle household, everyone else,
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and I was using them.
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But I did claim this one for myself.
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My wife's got a fancier Oasis.
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Hers is actually nicer than,
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newer than this one anyway.
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But I like this one, it's got physical buttons.
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I couldn't figure out the interface at first.
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I had to ask my wife 'cause I opened up, it does work.
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I logged into my thing, I downloaded a bunch of books.
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I opened up the current book that I'm reading.
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And I couldn't figure out how to get off
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of the book reading screen.
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I like, I tapped the middle, you know,
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left and right would go page left, page right.
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I tapped the bottom.
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The one place I didn't tap was where you do it.
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you gotta tap on the top.
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Anyway, that's cool, so I got that.
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And then I found these other two boxes,
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they're like, these long, skinny, heavy things.
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There's so much packing material in there.
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They're long, skinny, heavy things,
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and I opened them up, and they were identical.
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There was two of them, they were like, I don't know,
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10 inches long by two inches thick by three inches wide,
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and they were heavy, and they were like
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little Velcro things, and I opened them up,
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and it's like a Velcro top, and I opened it up,
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and there's like a flash looking at me,
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like an external flash, like a big, like,
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not the really giant ones, but an external flash
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you put on a hot shoe on the top of a big DSLR
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and rotate and bend, it has a hinge in the middle
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so you can aim at different spots.
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And there was two of them.
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I'm like, what the hell, you need two flashes.
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But then I saw they come with little stands
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where you can mount them.
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If you wanted to have two flashes,
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when you go to a professional photographer,
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they have multiple lights flashing at you at the same time,
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you don't just want one flash,
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and you don't want it to be on the camera,
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you could put one on the left and one on the right.
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- That's the key, off-camera flashes
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are way, way better than on-camera flashes
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if you are in a situation where you can use them.
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- Yeah, and it's not like the big umbrella-sized thing.
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It's still a hot shoe type thing,
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but it came with its own little foot
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that you could put the thing on.
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I'm like, well, what the hell am I gonna do with this?
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I don't even have anything to communicate with them.
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And as far as I can tell,
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there is nothing that communicates with them.
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It's just two random flashes.
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I'm like, well, Marco's getting run to his junk.
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But then I saw the final thing,
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the final thing in the box, and it was very exciting.
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It was my best Marco Christmas ever.
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Although kind of like Casey,
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who was giving speakers but no amplifier,
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The gift that I got is an invitation,
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a very dangerous invitation for me to spend way more money.
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Way more money.
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So he sent me a camera that I didn't even know he had,
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the Sony a7 III, which I don't, when did you get this?
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Did you get this for video?
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- I got that for my YouTube career.
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- Oh, that must've been, I'm like,
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why did you ever have this?
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I know you had a bunch of series of a7R whatevers and stuff,
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but I didn't even know you had an a7 III.
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Now I have an a7 III, and it came with the kit lens, right?
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And that's why this is dangerous to me.
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This is my very first full frame camera.
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I was super excited to get it.
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- It's a terrible lens.
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You don't want that lens.
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- Yeah, well that's exactly it.
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It's like, okay, but now my eyes are filling with stars
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and like, I know so much about Sony lenses.
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I have notes documents filled with potential lenses, right?
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Just going down, I'm like, now I have a full frame camera.
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And I was like, okay, keep it under control
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because the A3 doesn't have as fancy of like,
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subject detection and tracking stuff as my newer A6600.
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It doesn't do pet eye detection,
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it can't keep up with fast action,
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and it can't take as many pictures per second.
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So I'm like, I'm telling my A6600, don't feel bad,
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you still have important purposes here,
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and I have a lot of cool, great lenses for you.
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And so what I'm trying to do with this one is say,
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do not buy a full compliment of lenses to this camera
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'cause you will bankrupt yourself.
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'Cause the full frame lenses are so much more expensive,
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and so much bigger and so much heavier.
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And so I'm trying to confine myself to say,
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what I'm gonna do with this camera
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is I'm gonna do what this camera is good at.
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It's got a big sensor, it's got big fat pixels,
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it can gather a lot of light.
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So I'm going to get a fast prime lens
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and use this for my indoor,
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I can't use any other camera
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'cause I need a big sensor lens
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'cause it's too dim in here, I think.
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And that's it, I'm not gonna buy a long zoom for it,
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I'm not gonna buy like an everyday walking around zoom
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'cause this camera is big and heavy,
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I'm just gonna buy one prime lens for this.
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And I go to my document where I had kept track of these,
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and I'm like, new things have come out since then,
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I did some more research, and I'm like,
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found the lens that I probably think I wanted,
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and it's $2,000, and now I need to think about this.
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- Oh my good grief.
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- Which one, 'cause, so what I would,
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for your intended purpose here,
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what I would look at, having not paid attention
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to anything they've launched in the last couple of years,
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is the one that I actually have that I'm keeping,
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'cause I like it so much, the 55 1.8 prime.
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It was one of the very first FE lenses.
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- Oh, I know about it.
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- And it's really good.
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And it's very fast, it's extremely sharp.
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55 is a fantastic length on a full frame.
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- Oh, do you have the Zeiss one?
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- No, just the Sony 55.
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- Yeah, no, it is Sony co-branded.
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They make two of them.
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Maybe the other one I'm thinking was 50.
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Look, is your lens cylindrical shaped or does it taper?
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- Here, it's a perfect cylinder.
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I just pasted it in the link.
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It's about a thousand bucks.
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- This is a Zeiss one, yep.
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- Yeah, the Sony 55 1.8.
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It's fantastic.
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Yeah, people love that lens.
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But since that lens came out many years ago,
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Sony's newer lenses have better focusing motors in them.
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And they also sell a 1.2.
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This lens is very compact and light.
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I would expect a 1.2 would be neither of those things.
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But again, for the purpose of my one lens
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that I'm going to buy for this camera,
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I'm like, well, I don't care about size.
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This is not going to be my portable walking around camera.
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I have a much smaller camera for that.
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And that has a good do everything lens.
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Anyway, I haven't bought anything yet.
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I'm not buying anything now.
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- I would also say, for whatever it's worth,
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the lens that I have used most often on Sony cameras
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is the 35 millimeter 2.8, because it's very small.
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- Yeah, that's another thing I started looking into.
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The problem with the full frame is I don't,
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all my sense of what I like to use
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is calibrated for APS-C cameras.
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So I, like 35 millimeter, 'cause I went in that direction,
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I'm like, but there's a bunch of good
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35 millimeter primes too.
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But I don't, like, my intuition about what sizes mean
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and how they work in a camera are totally screwed up.
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Because it's like, and there's all these converters
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that say like, oh, if you wanna see, what is it,
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this thing, this lens on an APS-C equals this lens on,
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you know, the conversions never go the other way.
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Because why would anyone go the other way?
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But for me, like, I don't know if,
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I like, I have a 50 millimeter 1.8,
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it's my favorite lens for my APS-C cameras, right?
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- Then you wanna get this 35?
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- No, because the 50 millimeter on APS-C is zoomed,
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it's more like a 70 or a 76. - Oh, it's like 85.
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Sorry, I went backwards, yeah, it's like 85.
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- And so, but I thought, well, if I get a 55,
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I can always just crop in, but then like 35,
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I've never been a fan of 35.
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I feel like it's too far out for a prime
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for the type of pictures I take of people.
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- The 35 will look a lot like an iPhone 1X camera.
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It's not quite the same, but that's more like a 28,
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but it's like, it's in the ballpark.
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- Yeah, and the other lens I'm looking at
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Going the other direction, there's actually really good
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Sony 85 millimeter prime, which is not the same as the 76,
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which is sort of the equivalent of my 50s,
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but it's a little bit more than that.
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But I'm like, but indoors, I think that's too much
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and I have to get too far away from people,
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so I'm still leaning towards the 50 and 55s.
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But the point is, this is incredibly dangerous,
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'cause I love lenses and I love reading about
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the whole bunch of reviews,
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and I have a bunch of them already.
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I did actually put a bunch of my APS-C lenses on here
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just to see how it would go with the crop sensor,
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but you know, you don't wanna go that route.
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But it does work, like if I needed to,
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I could just bring this into my existing lenses.
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They are physically compatible, you just don't expose the whole sensor, which is a shame
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because it's only a 24 megapixel sensor and doing an APS-C sized chunk of that is
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But yeah, so I'm just putting this aside.
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This thing that you have landed in my house will eventually cost me a lot of money, but
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for now I am in research mode.
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I have other things that I'm researching that will cost me a lot of money sooner than
02:12:27
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- Yeah, but I would honestly say
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this would be a good opportunity to use lens rentals
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or something to just rent three of these primes
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for a weekend and just get a feel for what you actually want
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'cause you could probably get three of them for a weekend
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for a few hundred bucks and that could possibly affect
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what you spend 500 to $2,000 on.
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- There is a cheap 1.8 for 500 bucks that I could just,
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there's a 50 to just to see if I like a 50,
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I don't know, I've just, I spent a lot of the time
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with a lot of tabs open, I just went around and around
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and around and just like keep coming back through.
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Don't, just let it stew for a while,
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don't buy anything now.
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- Well if you're gonna be in that range,
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I'm telling you that 55 1.8 is so good.
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- I know, I know, but there's newer ones,
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the newer one they have, I don't care about the bulk
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and the newer one, I don't even care about the 1.2,
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that's not what I care about, I care about the fact
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that it's optically even better and has faster focusing.
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you will care about the bulk when it's on the camera.
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- We'll see.
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- 'Cause these cameras, compared to SLRs,
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even a full-frame mirrorless is a pretty small
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and light camera, and when you put a giant 1.2 lens
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on the front of it, it becomes kind of weird to handle.
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It's a very lopsided handling thing,
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whereas the lightweight 1.8 primes
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are significantly better balanced.
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- I mean, and that's the other thing I have to remember,
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is that 1.8 in full-frame is not the same as,
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that the converters will do this conversion to you.
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It's not the same as 1.8 APS-C.
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You have to do sort of that conversion of like,
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under what conditions can I take a decent picture
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with this camera and how fast can the subject be moving?
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I have to redo all of that math in my head
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because it's different on these things.
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So we'll see, I'll do something.
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I'm gonna save it, probably won't do anything
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until the summer, right?
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So I go on vacation, I'm gonna take both these cameras
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with me now and it'll be nice because when I would take
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my first camera, my first summer, this past summer
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with the 6600 on the beach, I had to change lenses a lot
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because I have the big giant zoom
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for when people are out in the waves,
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but then when you're back on the beach towel,
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that's not the right lens for the job.
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So now I got to switch.
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I don't want to switch too much
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'cause you can imagine how fraught the experience
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of switching lenses is for me.
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- I'm on a beach. (laughs)
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- I'm able to do it, but it is a stressful experience.
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So I try to minimize the number of times I do that.
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But if I just had two cameras,
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one with the prime for the beach things
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and one with the zoom for the waves
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and the action in the bazillion frames per second.
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- And plus, you wouldn't want a full frame giant zoom
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because that would be so expensive and so big and so heavy.
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- Forget it.
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I need a tripod.
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The white lenses that they take pictures of the servers with
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but I'm not doing that.
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- No, and really I would strongly suggest
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try the 55 1.8 because,
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so this 1.2, the 51.2,
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I can tell you, I've shot with 50 1.2 before
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'cause Tiff has one for the Canon system
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that she got forever ago.
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And actually, Gruber got it first
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and we tried his at South by Southwest a million years ago
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and then as soon as we came home,
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Tiff's like, "I have to have that lens."
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So I've shot with it a few times.
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First of all, the 1.2s by being so much bigger and heavier,
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usually, I haven't done the research on these,
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usually they focus more slowly
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because they have much more glass to move
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and it's a much bigger thing.
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but also, again, the handling is pretty rough,
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but you never actually shoot at 1.2,
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unless you're trying to do some special blur thing
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for maybe a wedding portrait,
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maybe you might do it for then,
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but if that's what you're doing,
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you wouldn't use 50 millimeter.
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You would use a further zoomed in one to do that.
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So yeah, whenever I have a really fast lens like this,
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I almost never shoot at wide open,
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or even anywhere close to wide open.
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and usually, like that 55 does great at like 2.2 to 2.8.
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I would almost never run it below that,
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just because then you get into the situation
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where the person's eyes are in focus,
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but their nose isn't or something like that.
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Like you're not even getting the whole subject in focus,
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let alone like nailing it or whatever.
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So I would say this is a really good candidate
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for a rental.
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You should rent the giant 50 millimeter lens,
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and then you should also rent the smaller
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telling you to get, see which one you actually end up liking the handling and stuff more.
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Because I bet it won't be what you expect.
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And if it is, then at least you can come back and say that you told me so.
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It's the focusing speed that I'm worried about.
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And also, I do kind of like the aperture ring on the big G one as well.
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Like that's the fact that I don't have to use the, I always find it weird to use the
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aperture controls with the dials on the camera and having it actually on the lens and having
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the lens override what the camera does and having it be clicky and everything is kind
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of appealing to me.
02:17:08
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- Oh, that's a different, I didn't see that.
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- Maybe rental, maybe I'll just talk myself out
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of ever buying a lens this expensive for my purposes,
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just pointless anyway, but then again,
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I do have this Mac Pro here, so we'll see how that goes.
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- Yeah, and even then, like what you said,
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that's worth considering, if your alternative
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is just having the kit lens for a whole summer
02:17:28
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and missing out on a summer of good pictures with this.
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- I'm never gonna use this kit lens.
02:17:32
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- Right, you shouldn't.
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- I mean, I've taken a bunch of pictures around the house
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to try out the camera, but it has convinced me that, yeah.
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No, the kit lens is garbage.
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They always are.
02:17:40
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- It's not bad for a kit lens.
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It's actually a pretty good kit lens,
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but all my other lenses are designed to not be this.
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Even my zoom lens is specifically like a zoom lens
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that actually isn't completely horrible.
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- No, trust me, get a nice light prime for it.
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You will be very happy with it.