466: There's Probably a Wizard for It
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Adam's gaming PC has started to regularly blue screen.
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- Oh, you don't say?
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So it's been, the Windows installation
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has been there for six months or more?
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- I have absolutely no idea what to do about it.
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- Blow out the dust.
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- Oh yeah, all kidding aside,
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when I last regularly used Windows,
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and we were talking before even the bootleg started,
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Marco and I were, that I haven't regularly used Windows
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in like a VM anyway since like 2018,
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And I don't think I've had a Windows installation
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since like the early 2010s.
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Like I think I went maybe even earlier than that,
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like late aughts, early 10s.
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So it's been a long time since I've used Windows
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for more than literally five minutes.
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But when I was a devout or maybe avid,
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I guess I should say Windows user,
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it used to be the rule of thumb was every six months,
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you destroy everything and put it back where it was.
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and start anew so you would clean out all the cruft
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and get all the junk out.
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Now, it would not surprise me
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if that is not at all the case today,
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but how long has Adam's computer been operational?
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- That was Tiff's first gaming PC
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from like two and a half or three years ago,
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something like that.
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And so there's a number of factors here.
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So number one, it was very well-specced at the time.
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It has the mobile Nvidia 2080.
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So it's actually a pretty well-specced computer
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for two years ago, whenever we bought it.
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The downside of the 2080 in a laptop
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and whatever that giant version of it was to begin with
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is that it's a very large, very hot running GPU.
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And so already I'm thinking, oh no,
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this laptop that worked totally solidly for two years
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and that all of a sudden has started
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blue-screening regularly while playing games,
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Like, I don't feel great about that
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from a hardware perspective.
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But then I'm thinking like, well,
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if it is something stupid and software related,
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I'll feel really dumb if we ended up replacing it
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or somehow getting it serviced.
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I don't even know how it would do that.
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And like, I'm so far from the PC world at this point,
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I have no idea, like, can I sell this?
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Can I trade it into somebody?
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- That's the most Marco answer is,
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ah, screw it, sell it and get a new one.
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- You can sell anything that someone's willing
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I don't think you need permission or knowledge
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of the PC market to do that.
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You can just put things for sale.
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I mean, you just explained how to sell things on eBay.
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This is a thing.
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You can sell it on eBay.
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- Yeah, but if the GPU might be flaking out,
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I can't really in good conscience sell that to a person.
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If there was some kind of trade-in thing,
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I could do that, but--
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- But you don't know that the GPU is flaking out.
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You're just speculating.
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It occasionally blue screens, but that could be anything.
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- It regularly blue screens.
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And it's so funny, because I'm so far
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from using Windows regularly,
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The last time I used Windows regularly,
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the version I used was XP.
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I never used Vista or anything after it
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until getting these gaming PCs,
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and we literally use them only for gaming.
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So they're basically consoles to us.
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We open them up and launch Steam or the Minecraft launcher
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and go from there, and that's about all we do on them.
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And so it's funny, all these years I hear,
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you know, as nerds, you always hear stories of people
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in your life, and you're like, oh, I don't wanna upgrade
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to the latest software, it's gonna break everything.
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And meanwhile, these PCs, they have Windows 10,
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I think, on them, and they started asking
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very aggressively for us to upgrade to Windows 11.
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And I'm thinking of this, like from my point of view,
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Why would I want to touch anything?
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It works, mostly.
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It works now.
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Why? - Except the blue screens.
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- Well, yeah, okay, fair enough.
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But the other two, they work totally fine.
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So it's like, why would I want to do a software update
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if everything works?
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Whatever it's adding, I couldn't possibly care less about.
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Like any features that's added into Windows,
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I don't even know, I don't care.
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These things are only gaming consoles to us.
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And so like, the last thing I want is to
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upgrade my version of Windows, which like,
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best case scenario, nothing about my life changes.
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That's the best case scenario.
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And there's lots of worst case scenarios
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where something that worked before doesn't now.
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And I'm realizing like, this is how regular people
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have thought about computers forever.
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Like, it's so kind of funny and sad,
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like, first of all, how many people never update
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their software for this very good reason of like,
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you know what, I did it once, it broke stuff,
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I was burned and I don't wanna do it again.
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And you know, asking analytically,
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like, what's this thing gonna do for me?
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And then also, like, how much hardware,
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especially in the PC world, let's be honest,
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how much hardware that's been perfectly fine
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has been replaced due to software bugs
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and the person would just like, look, I can't afford to
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or don't have the skills to figure this out,
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I'm just going to buy a new one.
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Like, I can't tell you how many,
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like when I was in the PC world,
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I'm sure you both have seen this,
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I can't tell you how many PCs I've saw people replace
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that were just like, oh, it's old and slow
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'cause it was full of spyware.
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And like, you could have just reformatted
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and reinstalled Windows on it and it would have been fine,
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like the hardware was fine, but people,
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Like so much PC hardware has been discarded
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and replaced over time, that was totally 100% fine
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because people were misdiagnosing software problems
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for hardware problems or that was the easiest way
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out of the problem for them or the fastest
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or the only thing they knew they could do,
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you know, whatever it is.
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And here I am like waffling over that same dilemma,
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like what do I do about this damn computer?
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Like it's not, it's now it's unreliable.
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Do we, do we replace it?
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It seems kind of wasteful to replace it at this point.
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- But why aren't you using the old ways?
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Wipe it and reinstall.
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I mean, that's a reasonable first step,
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especially if the only thing you ever do with it is game.
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Everything is on Steam or whatever.
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It's not like you need to preserve anything.
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Wipe and reinstall, and if that cures it,
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then yay, it was some weird software thing
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that you didn't have to figure out.
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But at the very least, do that, right?
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- Well, so, I'm thinking of that,
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and that might be what I do next,
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but I don't know how to do that anymore.
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I have no idea how to do that.
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I don't know where games are storing their files.
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I have no idea how to preserve all the progress
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Adam's made in his games.
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- That's why Steam is good.
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I mean, we talked about Steam before.
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What does it bring to you?
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For Steam, at least, you don't have to worry about that
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because Steam will take care of it all.
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Pretty much everything has Cloud Sync saves
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and all the games, obviously, themselves are on Steam.
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Minecraft, I don't know the answer to that,
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but I assume Microsoft does a reasonable job.
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But if you had individually installed a bunch of games,
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yes, that's where you'd be.
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But still, as I'm sure you know,
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you can reinstall Windows without erasing the hard drive.
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- Honestly, I don't even know how to do that.
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Like, I don't even, like, I know there's probably some kind
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of like-- - There's probably
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a wizard for it.
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- I know, there's probably, I probably like, you know,
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hold some key command at boot and it probably has its own
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like system recovery thing.
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- Yeah, then you'll see a big DOS screen with white text
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on a black background that'll tell you to hit F2
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if you wanna do this and F3 if you wanna do that
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and you'll feel like you're using modern technology
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as you look at your drive letters.
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- Let me jump into my BIOS, that's where I see
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my RAM count up.
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- Yeah, and by the way, if you had said okay
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to that Windows 11 thing, you just would've found out
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that you don't have TPM 2.0 and you can't upgrade
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to Windows 11 anyway.
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- Well, I don't even know.
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Is that the trusted platform module?
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Is that like, we actually did that?
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- Windows 11 requires TPM 2.0.
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You probably have it.
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I'm just making a joke and I'm kind of bitter
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because I couldn't update it.
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I was willing to update my Windows gaming PC installation,
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which is an external SSD that I plug into my Mac Pro.
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It has like, what, I think I have Windows 8 on it,
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or no, I must have Windows 10.
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Yeah, I have Windows 10 on it.
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And I was like, oh, I'll upgrade to Windows 11,
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what the hell?
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And it said, no, sorry, you don't have TPM 2.0.
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and then I did all this googling to see,
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does the Mac Pro have something that can fool
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the Windows into thinking it's TPM 2.0 Xeon, I don't know.
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And I just, I gave up, so I'm stuck on Windows 10 as well.
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- I remember when the TPM stuff was first floated,
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and this was back when I was using PCs,
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and let's say the PC enthusiast community
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was not very thrilled with the idea of basically
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DRM support in hardware in our computers.
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And it's funny to think back, like now in today's world,
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we carry around these phones and we have tablets,
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we have computers, all of them have hardware DRM support
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deeply, like there's so much hardware DRM support.
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Everything with an HDMI port has hardware DRM support.
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Like there's so much hardware DRM everywhere
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and all the devices and we just like,
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not only did we lose that fight,
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like we were annihilated in that fight
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and like no one cared.
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- Not really because part of it, like the reason,
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The main benefit we get from TPM stuff and all the secure stuff that we have on even
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Macs today and iPhones and everything is not the one that the TPM, like the anti-TPM people
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complain about.
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They're like, "Oh, this is going to put DRM and everything, and we're not going to be
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able to share all our songs through Napster and something."
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They would spin out all these things about how it's going to make it more difficult to
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pirate stuff and make our software not ours or whatever.
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But the actual main important function of all these things is to provide a chain of
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trust for booting.
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so that the machine knows that it's booting something
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that is trusted.
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And that chain of trust has to go all the way down
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to the hardware to try to make it--
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it's much, much harder-- not impossible,
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because there are bugs in these things,
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but much, much harder to sort of get a root kit in there
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that even if you wipe the OS, you're still infected.
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And that whole secure boot thing that's on the modern Macs,
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it's on all our iOS devices and iPads and everything
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like that, that is a thing about being confident that you're
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running the OS you're thinking you're running, which
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no one has a complaint about.
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Everybody wants that.
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No one wants to be root-kitted or exploited
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in a way that's deep in your hardware.
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But in theory, that same hardware could be made to like,
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oh, this program won't run unless it checks for a secret key
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that we embed in the secure enclave equivalent
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in the TPM, blah, blah.
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And that just didn't really happen.
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Plain old normal software-based DRM,
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like Fairplay or whatever the hell Apple calls
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their modern one, is we had that back then
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and we have it now.
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And that's mostly all Apple uses for this type of thing.
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Like all the exploits on the iPhone and everything
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aren't about like, oh, I can't sideload
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because Apple has encryption.
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It's like, no, if you jailbreak the OS,
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you can sideload whatever the hell you want.
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And the jailbreak doesn't involve,
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well, sometimes it involves breaking the hardware level
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or whatever, but the slippery slope fantasies of TPM
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and having this security hardware on all our devices
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that Dystopia was gonna bring, it didn't bring it.
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All it brought us was secure boot,
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which is a thing we all like.
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The Dystopia of DRM or anything
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doesn't require the hardware,
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it just requires people being annoying and stupid
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with how they sell things.
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And people still do that all the time.
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Copy protection, DRM on, music is DRM free,
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but Apple's iTunes movies are still not DRM free
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for some stupid reason, because it prevents piracy,
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because everyone knows you can't find movies on the internet.
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Thanks, Apple, that DRM made sure
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that no one will ever pirate a movie again.
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No, what it did was it made it so I can't take screenshots
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of movies to make jokes on Twitter.
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That's what the DRM did.
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That's what we should have been fighting about,
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but that didn't require TPM.
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That just requires stupid software.
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Anyway, rant over.
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- You know, I have a tangentially related question,
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which I'm now totally derailing the conversation, but--
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- This conversation was never railed, Casey.
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- When there's something, like let's say something
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that's exclusive to Disney+, I don't know,
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like "Hamilton" a year ago,
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and there exists on the back of,
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falling off the back of trucks,
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there exists a copy of "Hamilton,"
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How are those captured?
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Like, are people playing this on some sort of like TV
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and then using like some illicit HD capture card
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that doesn't respect DRM or something?
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Like, how does that work?
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- No, no, that is very weak sauce piracy.
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You don't want to take an encoded file of some kind,
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decompress it and play it,
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then send it over a wire and then try to capture it.
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- Agreed, but like how else do you do it though?
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- Is it, do people use like HLS hacks
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or doesn't HLS have DRM, like, optionally?
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- So there's a million ways to pirate things, obviously.
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I think one of the most common used to be,
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back in the day when we had physical media,
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was they would send screener DVDs to everybody.
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- Yeah, yeah, totally, totally.
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- And they would just get the actual digital files
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off of there, and then they started watermarking them
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and stuff like that.
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Most streaming services either used to
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or still have a way to send the actual encoded file
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in pieces that you, you know,
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and you can just sort of intercept those pieces
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and stick them all together, probably with MFMpeg.
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Kind of like what you do for the keynote streams, right?
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If you can get the data as it would come into the decoder
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to go onto your screen, capture it that way,
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you don't have to play it and then recapture it.
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- I mean, I think this is how,
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so I'm actually talking a little bit outside my comfort zone,
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believe it or not, but if I were to download something
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from like nbc.com, you know, for, I don't know,
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for example, like This Is Us or something like that,
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Like I could use, hypothetically, YouTube DL,
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or what is it, YTDLP is the blessed version now,
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and I can log into my Verizon Fios
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to show that I have access to this thing,
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and it does magic, and I know that HLS is involved,
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although now you know everything I know about HLS,
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but one way or another, it does magic to do,
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I think, exactly what you're describing, Jon,
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but I had assumed and presumed
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that it is not quite so simple for like a Disney+
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or Netflix is another great example.
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I just, I wonder how those are captured
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if something, if a mature, reasonably mature tool chain
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like YouTube DL can't do it, which I don't think it can.
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- Well, I mean, the final way is just break the encryption.
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I mean, it's easier said than done, obviously,
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but like it only takes one person to do it.
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And, you know, obviously DCSS broke
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the DVD encryption ages ago, but every one of these things
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that has some kind of DRM thing is crackable.
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And getting back to the TPM thing,
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maybe if there was a mandatory hardware component,
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it would be slightly harder to crack these things.
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And I say only slightly,
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but there's a lot of security related hardware
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that is just so thoroughly broken.
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Like I think Intel stops shipping,
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they announced they're gonna stop shipping
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or stop supporting SGX,
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which is one of their secure enclave things,
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just because it was so thoroughly and massively broken.
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And when it's in silicon at a bunch of chips,
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you just have to basically say, yeah, that's over now.
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We're not doing that anymore
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because it's so thoroughly broken
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and you can't change it 'cause it's in millions of chips.
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And so it's like, that's not a thing anymore, right?
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I wish DVDs had done that, but that industry moves slower.
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But yeah, you can crack the encryption,
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like they say in the movies.
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Once someone gets through, it's open season and everything.
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I think Fairplay was cracked pretty early on too.
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I don't know if the current version of Fairplay is,
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but that's the final way to do it.
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It's like, you've got the file somewhere.
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If I can download it in Disney+,
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it's like, oh, but it's encrypted on your iPad.
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How are you gonna play it?
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Oh, we've broken that encryption already.
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So there you go.
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- All right, so where were we?
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So how are you fixing your computer?
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- We were pirating movies,
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which is not possible because Apple puts DRM in everything.
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- Right, and because of TPM,
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I can't reinstall Windows possibly.
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- I have no idea.
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- I mean, people complained about that,
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but I think pretty much every modern PC supports TPM 2.0.
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It was just people with some older PCs
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or like enthusiast setups that didn't have TPM
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or something locked out of Windows 11.
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It's like, why do you even care?
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Like, I don't know.
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But anyway, it was a controversial move.
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Anytime anything obsolete's hardware in the PC space,
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someone complains.
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- Yeah, I would imagine that's not gonna be
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my limiting factor here.
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My limiting factor is going to be,
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A, am I ever really going to figure out
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how to reinstall Windows on this laptop?
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And then B, am I going to actually want to spend
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probably a day, it's not gonna be a small operation for me,
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'cause I haven't done this in how many years?
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I mean, 20 years maybe?
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It's been a long time.
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And I'm sure everything is like,
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I'm sure all the crappy stuff is the same
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as it was 20 years ago,
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but I'm sure a lot of the other stuff is totally different
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and so I'm gonna have to relearn the entire process.
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This is why people buy new computers
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when they don't have to.
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Because that's honestly an idea
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that if this computer was a little bit older,
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I would probably strongly consider this site.
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And if there was an easy way to trade it in somewhere,
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I would probably strongly consider that idea.
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But it's not, and it's not.
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And so after that, I'll figure out,
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oh, how the heck do I do this?
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- Probably easier than it was.
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- And then how do I put on all the drivers and everything?
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I don't wanna.
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Who wants to deal with that?
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Who has time for that?
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- But I was gonna say, if you just reinstall Windows,
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you won't have to reinstall the drivers, son,
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if they'll still be there, I think.
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- Oh, I doubt that very much.
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But I don't know.
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I mean, I'm probably gonna have to find some me of today,
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like teenage me who, like, people, I used to--
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- Guess what, that's Adam.
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People used to pay me like 100 bucks
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to reinstall Windows on their PCs.
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You know, adults would, like, when I was in high school,
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'cause like, and now I understand why.
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- Adam will probably give you the family rate.
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- Yeah, right.
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But now I totally understand why.
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Like, if I could hire some kid to come here
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and just do this for me and it would work for 100 bucks,
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I would totally do that because--
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- I'd do it for you for 100 bucks.
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- That would save me a whole day.
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All right, come on, come on over.
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- As I mean, travel expenses are an issue.
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And let's do that with some follow-up
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as we are contractually obligated to do.
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John Sambakos has a picture for us
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with regard to their printer.
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And oh my gosh, this is very distressing.
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- Yes, this is his HP PhotoSmart 3100
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Dexter Murder Room version.
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This is an inkjet printer.
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We will put a link to the tweet
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Yeah, inkjet printers are a mess on the side,
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but turns out Richard Smith has a picture
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of the inside of his printer,
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and it happens to be the printer that Marco loves so much.
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His HP M553 inkjet, color inkjet, whatever,
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and it's a disaster inside there, too.
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- It's a laser, it's a color laser.
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It's massive, it's amazing.
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How can you think it's an inkjet?
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- No, I'm saying look at the picture.
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Look at the show notes. - Oh, yeah, no, I saw,
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- I saw, yeah.
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- It's a mess.
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- There's a little bit of magenta in the area.
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- A little bit?
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- A little bit?
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Come on, man.
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- I mean, this is what I mean.
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You look inside a printer and it looks like, you know,
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an ink murder room.
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How does a paper pass through this
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and not come out streaked with every color under the rainbow?
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But apparently it does.
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Apparently the paper path is clean,
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but everything else is just destroyed.
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- Oh yeah, those were slightly traumatizing.
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And speaking of traumatizing, let's see who this was.
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This is Brian Almeda, tweeted at me earlier today, and apparently there's a YouTube channel,
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what is this called, Northridge Fix, and I believe this is a repair shop in Northridge,
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California, and the proprietor will repair things and do videos showing him repairing
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And today, or actually yes, I think it was literally today, the proprietor repaired,
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guess what, a broken USB-C connection on an LG Ultrafine 5K monitor.
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works fine then what are you talking about you must be wrong these always work so anyway so
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the monitor does not make an appearance but the motherboard does and in the span of about 15 video
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minutes this gentleman uh and i found this fascinating because i my my electronics experience
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was a little bit in college and then you know screwing around with raspberry pi what was it two
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years ago now um and so i understand the general principles behind what's going on but if you had
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had asked me to do any of these things it would have been a disaster. So anyways
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he like you know repairs this connection including like you know removing some
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solder, applying new solder, fixing some lines on the PCB like it's very
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intricate and very interesting and in the span of 15 minutes this guy gets
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this motherboard good as new. Meanwhile my LG 5k arrived at LG's repair center
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in City of Industry California on the 22nd of December and I have heard
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precisely **** about it since then. And I am getting more and more preferred by it.
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So there's that. So that's my LG update for the day.
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LG always has the best service case. This is totally an anomaly.
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Yep, definitely an anomaly for sure.
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This video shows the kind of repair that Apple does not allow or like to do, which means
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changing components on the circuit board by re-soldering them or doing whatever. Apple's
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solution is always new circuit board, fresh new circuit board, everything new. Because
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this type of repair.
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Inevitably, things will corrode later and blah, blah, blah.
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If you've ever, I'm looking at this video,
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if you've ever seen, what's his name, Louis Rossman,
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the guy who was talking about it
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in the right to repair thing,
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he has a similar channel where he shows similar repairs.
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Only he's got like the amount that this is zoomed in,
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I think his is zoomed in maybe two to three times as much
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for even tinier components.
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And he's got these little tiny, tiny soldering,
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iron needle-y things that look huge in the video,
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but in reality are these tiny, you know,
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because the smaller components get the harder this becomes.
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So this looks like within the realm
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that a human might be able to accomplish it.
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But sometimes when Rossman does things,
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I'm like, how far are you zoomed in?
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It's like doing microsurgery where the tiny tip
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of the hypodermic needle fills the entire screen
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as if it's just like a tree trunk.
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- So yeah, so anyway, it was interesting
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and also depressing to see this.
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So thank you to Brian.
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So breaking yesterday, I believe it was,
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Microsoft has decided to acquire Activision Blizzard for almost 70 billion dollars
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so you might know you might have heard of Activision for a variety of reasons mostly their games but
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Lately you might have heard about them because of the apparent frat house. That is their corporate culture and
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So they Microsoft got them at a steal. They were worth like over 100 billion. I think like a year ago and
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now they have acquired Activision Blizzard or are about to acquire Activision Blizzard and
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And it seems like they're saying without saying
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they're going to clean house of, at the very least,
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the CEO, I think it's Bobby Kotick or something like that,
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and potentially more of senior management at Activision,
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which seems like a reasonable course of action.
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- The numbers here are really big.
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Someone, John Ehrlichman tweeted a list
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of Microsoft's biggest acquisitions.
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Number one is this one, the Activision Blizzard
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for 70-ish billion.
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Second place is LinkedIn.
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I mean, this is like a list of companies
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you forgot Microsoft bought.
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Second is LinkedIn.
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They bought them.
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That was $26 billion, so less than half the size.
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Nuance, the speech recognition company, they used to do Dragon Dictate, I think, but they
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licensed their speech engine to tons of people.
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That was $20 billion.
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Skype was $8 billion.
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ZeniMax, which no one has ever heard of, but I think we talked about on the show, was $7
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ZeniMax bought id Software, Doomquake, all that things, and they owned a bunch of other
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stuff as well.
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Microsoft bought GitHub.
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I'm not sure if people remember that, but they did.
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That was also $7.5 billion.
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- Nokia, I remember that too much.
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7.2 billion, A-quantive, I don't even know
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what the hell that is, 6.3 billion,
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and then Minecraft for 2.5 billion.
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So Microsoft has purchased a lot of things,
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but this Activision Blizzard thing is big.
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If you think about what they're buying,
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I like reading the articles about it,
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because they would have to,
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they're writing an article for a general audience
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that doesn't know who Activision Blizzard is,
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so they have to say,
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You don't know the name of this company, but here are the things they own that you might
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have heard of.
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The Wall Street Journal listed in their article said that they're getting a stable of popular
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game franchises including Call of Duty, World of Warcraft, and Candy Crush.
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So there's three choices from the very large catalog they're getting.
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People have probably heard of Call of Duty, maybe World of Warcraft, probably Candy Crush.
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If you haven't heard of the other two, you've probably heard of Candy Crush.
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Activision Blizzard as the weird name implies is a huge conglomeration of
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things. Blizzard used to be its own company, Activision used to be a game
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company, then a game publisher and Activision bought tons of things and
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eventually they bought Blizzard and they just got bigger and bigger and had more
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and more IP and then Microsoft gobbled them all up. And a lot of people were
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comparing this to like when Disney went and bought all the things. Disney bought
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Star Wars, then they bought Marvel and of course they have all the Disney stuff.
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And it's like wow Disney owns everything that's why Disney Plus can be a streaming service that has all the things like they're not small franchises
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Disney bought Star Wars for was it four billion. I don't remember
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I think they bought Marvel for also four billion. I may be in this specific numbers wrong, but those are mid
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single digit billions for Star Wars and all of Marvel
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They bought this game company for 70 billion
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I mean you always hear like games are bigger than movies, which is true
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But that should give you some idea of what how much what they bought was worth
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they didn't just buy Star Wars they didn't just buy Marvel they bought tons of extremely lucrative franchises and
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Customers they bought because people in the world of Warcraft for what is it multiple decades now at least one and a half decades
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Or something those are subscribers who pay every month to play a game
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There's a bunch of other games that are like that and all these other important franchises that make tons and tons of money
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Not to mention you know future games that could be made by
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by the various game development studios
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that are within Activation Blizzard.
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So it is a huge purchase.
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The Wall Street Journal article said that
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this would make Microsoft the world's third largest
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gaming company, don't look at the notes,
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try to guess what the number one and two are
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without looking if you didn't already read it.
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- Oh gosh, I did not read it
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and I don't have the faintest idea.
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- I'm gonna say number two is probably Nintendo.
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Is electronic art still a thing?
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- Believe so.
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- Number one, probably EA and then number two, Nintendo.
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- Well, you gotta think like a Stratechery, come on.
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- I mean, you'd probably know that in the company.
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Anyway, number two, Tencent.
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- Oh, of course. - That makes sense, yeah.
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- The other thing you have to remember is that mobile gaming
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is the biggest part of gaming, right?
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Which we don't think about when we think of gaming.
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And number one, and this is kind of bogus,
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number one, Sony.
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Yeah, but here's the trick question, right?
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Would make it the third largest gaming company by revenue.
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Yeah, Sony has a lot of revenue,
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but not all that's from video games.
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I mean, Sony makes other things besides video games.
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So I think that's a little bit bogus.
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But that's why everyone is sort of like feeling
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the ground shake, especially the sort of hardcore gamers
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who don't maybe care that much about mobile
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is because now Microsoft, who as you might know,
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has multiple gaming platforms,
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PC gaming, which basically means Microsoft PC gaming,
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and not so much Linux gaming, and of course, Xbox.
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And their competitors are on the console side,
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are Sony and Nintendo.
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Nintendo is the tiniest drop in the bucket
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you could possibly imagine that are not on this list.
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But now, Microsoft owns tons and tons of IP, as they say,
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tons and tons of franchises, many of which, I would say,
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most of which used to be available on platforms
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other than Microsoft's, right?
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So you could buy many of the games
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made by Activision Blizzard,
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you could buy them for PlayStation.
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And occasionally you could buy them for Nintendo consoles
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when they felt like throwing some shovelware
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of last year's game onto a Nintendo platform,
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or they're just gonna cash in on the Switch craze or whatever.
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So if you're a gamer and you look at this,
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you're like, oh no, I don't currently have an Xbox.
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I have a PlayStation or a Switch or whatever.
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Will I be able to play the next version of
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insert my favorite game here now that Microsoft owns it.
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Because historically, one thing that especially console makers
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have done is when they buy a franchise or a developer
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or a publisher or whatever, the next version of that game
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will only be for their platform.
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It will be exclusive to their platform.
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That's the point of buying them.
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I will buy Rare, and the next version of Perfect Dark
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will not be on Nintendo platforms.
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It will only be on consoles, and it will stink,
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and everyone will be sad.
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But anyway, Microsoft does own Rare, by the way.
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That, you know, it was the old move.
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It's like, I bought the franchise,
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and now it's only gonna be in our platforms.
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That's another reason for you to buy our thing.
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So if you're a gamer and you don't have an Xbox platform,
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it might be kind of sad.
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But even if you're not a hardcore gamer,
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you look at these numbers, you're like,
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is it really healthy for a company
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that itself has gaming platforms,
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you know, PC gaming and the Xbox gaming platform,
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to also own so many of the most popular game franchises?
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You know, in the entertainment world, like, Disney owns everything and that's terrible
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and it makes us sad and it really controls a lot of what gets made.
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But Disney doesn't own, you know, 40% of the movie theaters.
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Not that this is particularly great analogy here, but I'm trying.
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They don't own the means to watch those things, right?
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They own the IP to make the movies, but you don't have to buy a special Disney console
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to watch the movies.
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If they owned both, all the TVs and DVD players, or half the TVs and DVD players in movie theaters,
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and also all of the franchises that constitute the movies, that would be kind of upsetting.
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So I look at this and I know there's not anything, well, I don't think there's anything particularly
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to stop it from like anti-trust or whatever because in the grand scheme of things mobile
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is still bigger and you can't really slice and dice the market and say, "Well, it's not
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a big deal because the gaming market is so big and we can't say it's just, I only care
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about the console gaming market."
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You have to really get narrow.
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It's kind of like, as I say all the time, "Oh, you know, Honda.
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has a monopoly on Honda cars. Well they do, but like that's too, you're slicing the
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market too narrowly or Apple has a monopoly on Apple computers. Yeah but
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that's stupid. So if you look at the entire world of gaming, Microsoft is
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still small, but if you look at the world of console gaming, they look a little bit
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bigger and what I mainly look at is of Microsoft's competitors,
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particularly on the console platform. How do their competitors look compared to them in terms
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of stable of IP that they own and nobody comes close. Nintendo arguably comes to the close just
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because they made all their own IP like the stuff that makes Nintendo Nintendo, Nintendo made,
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but it's not a lot of it. Like there's not as many franchises as Microsoft owns.
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Sony has also bought tons of studios and built up its IP catalog through acquisitions, but it has
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fallen way behind Microsoft in terms of gobbling up other things in the industry.
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So I look at this and I get a little bit frightened, but the thing that makes me feel a little
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bit better is the thing that's usually safe to bet on is when a big company buys a smaller
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company they screw it up.
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When a company buys some IP they mess it up in some way.
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Basically the shelf life of IP, especially for video games, is not guaranteed.
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So you buy Call of Duty, you're like, "Great, we'll be minting money from Call of Duty for
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the next 20 years."
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You won't even make bad games.
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To give an example, I don't want to crap on this, but Bungie made Halo and then split
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from Microsoft, but Microsoft kept Halo.
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It's like, "Great, well, we have the IP.
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We don't need those stinky Bungie people.
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We've got the Halo IP.
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We can continue to make Halo games without them."
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And they did continue to make Halo games without them.
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And not that they were bad, and in particular, Halo Infinite is much better than the recent
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But they never recaptured the magic of the original Bungie made series of three or four Halo games, right?
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IP is like that. You can't just say well because we own it. We're gonna do a great job
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But it's kind of the inverse of the Marvel effect, right?
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Marvel IP was owned and optioned by various people at various times for years and years and nobody can make anything out of it and
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They sold it for a song to you know
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a company that said well actually we are going to make good movies with Marvel material and we're gonna start with Iron Man and they'd
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like who? It's like, just trust me, it'll be good. They took IP that no one could do
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anything with and made something good out of it. It's equally likely, probably more
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likely to take IP that people have made amazing things with and make some duds. Because it's
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hard to like just owning the IP doesn't mean you can actually do the thing and particularly
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in creative fields. Can you make a good game? Can you make a good movie? You know, if you
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own the characters, fine, that's a start and you get people in seats. But over the course
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of many many years if you don't make good games based on these franchises people will
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leave you behind.
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So you know that's why it's important they didn't just buy the IP they also bought the
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studios that made them and the people that made them and so on and so forth but even
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within that I feel like in the games world there are very few with the exception again
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possibly of Nintendo stuff very few sort of franchises that have stood the test of time
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and not sort of withered and been replaced by other franchises and Nintendo has done
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it by basically, yeah, it's Mario and all the games, but like what does, you know, Mario
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Galaxy have in common with the original Super Mario Brothers in terms of game design and
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Very, very little.
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You think, oh, he's a guy, he's a plumber, he jumps around, but Nintendo has had to reinvent
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its franchises over and over and over again to remain relevant and that is extremely difficult
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So, you know, can Call of Duty make the leap to VR in 2075?
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I don't know.
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I mean, I feel like it'll just be defunct
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and be replaced by other franchises.
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So I'm kind of rooting for this ploy not to work
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as well as it has for maybe, arguably, Disney
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and for Microsoft to not become
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the overwhelmingly dominant force in console gaming
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'cause I'm a console gamer
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and I don't want Microsoft to have that much power.
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- I know this is interesting.
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I'm, I don't know, I'm actually,
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because I'm not much of a gamer,
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almost most interested to see if the cultural changes that Microsoft is hinting are coming
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will actually do arrive and if they actually do make a difference. It's also interesting
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for me because my little brother actually used to work there until this past summer,
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I believe. And so it's kind of fascinating watching from the outside. And I spoke with
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him very briefly earlier today, and I don't think he had really had time to talk to his
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former coworkers at that point, but it's interesting to watch, to say the least.
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Some people look at the story and think this shows the consequences for screwing up your
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company by having a terrible culture that is abusive and disrespectful to your employees
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and sexist and filled with harassment and all that stuff.
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It's like, "Ha, see?
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It tanked the value over their company and then someone swooped in and bought them out."
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Everyone seems pretty sure that despite the announcements today or whatever, that once
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the acquisition goes through, I mean, this would be true even if there wasn't a terrible
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culture at Activision.
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In general, when a company buys you because you, you know, your stock price was slammed
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and you're doing really poorly and someone swoops in and buys you, they're not going
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to keep the people who are running their company around.
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They're going to replace them all with their people because you suck.
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That's why we bought you.
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That's why, you know, so that was going to happen no matter what.
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But then on top of that, it's like, also, these are all terrible people.
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And the reason their stock price tank was because these are all terrible people.
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We found out about it.
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I'm pretty sure they're going to clean house for multiple reasons here and hopefully get
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rid of most of the bad people.
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It's difficult to do that though, but everything I've heard, Microsoft's culture is way, way
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better than Activision.
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I mean, it's low bar, right?
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Yeah, Activision's culture is terrible.
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Microsoft's culture is better, so I have some faith that they're going to, like I said,
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they're going to clean house for reasons nothing to do with culture, just because that's what
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you do when you gobble someone up, you put your own people in charge, but hopefully they
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will find and root out all of the very worst people in addition to putting all of their
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good people in charge of things.
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That should hopefully help because I feel like if they can make great games under these
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terrible conditions, they can make even better games under conditions that are less terrible.
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- All right, so moving right along.
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Hey, what's up with those green bubbles?
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- I don't know,
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do any of your conversations with the green bubbles
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work anymore?
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I mean, that was one of your long-standing complaints.
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- Ugh, you know, it's funny you say that
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'cause it just kind of got fixed magically
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months and months and months ago.
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And then just like in the last month, either Aaron or I,
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I forget which one, lost just a message or two.
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And I almost was in such a big rage
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that I flipped my entire home upside down.
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And the only reason I didn't was because I was saving
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that moment for the LG 5K, which is still broken.
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But nevertheless, now if you recall,
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basically all of Aaron's family,
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some of whom are still speaking to us at this point,
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are on Android phones.
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and it's been frustrating to say the least.
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And I have been petitioning very strongly
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for them to buy iPhones in part
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because I am so annoyed by MMS group chats,
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but also because they're constantly complaining.
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It's the standard thing, right?
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Where the people with the PCs and the Android phones
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need all the tech support.
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And I have told all of them in no uncertain terms,
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Yeah, you know if you want to get help on that that's not me because I don't run PC's
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I don't have Android phones. You're gonna have to ask somebody else and
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And that's mostly worked. Okay, but anyway, I digress so yeah, so if you live in the blessed life where
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You don't have to interact with Android people this isn't really a thing
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But for those of us who lived the cursed life of a mixed a mixed
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Mixed OS world it is annoying the green bubbles
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But apparently if you believe the Wall Street Journal the green bubbles are an evil lock-in that Apple is sitting there. Mr
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Burns style, you know tenting their fingers and cackling all the way to the bank
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Well, I mean the there's the cultural aspect of like Oh green bubble means you have a less expensive phone
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You're poor like whatever like the whole sort of class system of fancy iPhones versus non fancy green bubbles things
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which you can imagine teens certainly going in for because that's what being a teenager is all about whether it's your Reebok shoes or your
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T-shirt with the alligator on it. I'm using bad references from the 80s. But anyway, we all sound like mr
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Burns trying to describe like what the young people are doing
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I did is I'm so far from this
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Describing it as as we would have described it in the 80s making fun of older people who didn't know what an eyes on shirt was
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That is definitely a thing but that and that does affect the numbers you see of like how many teenagers have an iPhone and how
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Many teachers want an iPhone but it's like well how many teenagers want the expensive fancy thing like it's good that Apple
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Has that image because you want to be cool with the teens because they eventually become adults and spend money on things
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But that's not really the issue issue is what Casey was talking about even though he was kind of
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Jokingly talking about the class stuff as well is that if you're trying to have a conversation like a group conversation using your phone
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Bugs make that difficult, where someone will reply and you won't see the reply, or half
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the people will see the reply, or you'll say something and they won't see what you said.
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Like the basic function of having a group conversation is impaired by poor interoperability
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between iMessage, which is Apple's service for messaging, and SMS, which is the old cell
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phone messaging service back from before smartphones even, right?
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And that bad interoperability is what makes the experience bad.
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And it leads people to do things like, oh, everything would work better if everyone used
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the same messaging service.
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And if it's the majority of people have iPhones and there's one or two people who don't have
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iPhones, the solution is to badger those people.
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They just get an iPhone so we can have a productive conversation where everybody sees everybody's
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other messages and we don't miss things and things don't get screwed up.
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And that is a real phenomenon.
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And this is, you know, starting a broader conversation about RCS, which is like, put
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a link to it in here somewhere, which is a rich communication service.
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It's like the successor to SMS, as in a cell phone messaging service that has more feature
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rich than SMS, that is more modern, that doesn't have its origins in sideband, analog cell
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radio stuff that SMS came from.
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But importantly, it's still like a cell phone type thing where your phone number is your
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identity and all that other stuff.
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And lots of other companies have been getting on Apple saying, "Hey Apple, you should support
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If you don't, you're showing that you're using iMessage
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for lock-in for your messaging service or whatever.
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And there's some truth to that,
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that like, it would be good,
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well, start with Casey's thing.
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It would be good if SMS and iMessage
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worked better together,
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as in you could have productive conversations
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and not mess your messages.
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Like, I don't see who would disagree with that.
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I don't think Apple is intentionally sabotaging it.
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I think it's probably a hard problem.
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But if you pretend to support it,
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like Casey can in theory have a group conversation
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with Android phones and iPhones, it should work, right?
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Like it just should.
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Otherwise, why have the feature?
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You know, is it supposed to work
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or is it just not supposed to work
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and it's like a decoy or something, right?
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And then RCS is similar.
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If RCS ever becomes a thing
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and it becomes a feature that carriers,
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and again, I'm mostly just talking about the US here,
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we'll get to all your other messaging things in a second,
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and most carriers support RCS,
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Apple should probably support it
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so that you can have a conversation,
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maybe even a group conversation with multiple people,
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some of whom are using RCS
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and some of whom are using iMessage,
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just like you can have one today
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with people who are using iMessage
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and people using SMS.
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Seems like a reasonable thing too.
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And by the way, it should work, like all the time,
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and people should get all the messages.
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I don't think that's particularly controversial,
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but I think what most people are mad about
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is the idea of like message platform lock-in,
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which is funny to me because iMessage has one of the,
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one of the weakest message platform lock-ins,
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and like, who is it?
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Maria, Marco was saying,
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he heard this on what, Instratecary,
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or was it Dithering Podcast?
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- Instratecary, yeah.
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- Yeah, talking about this,
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I think a lot of people have,
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talking about the larger conversation,
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have hit on the real issue here,
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which is what messaging service is popular where you live,
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In the US, iMessage is very popular.
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If you see someone on a cell phone sending tech messages,
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the chances that are, especially if they're using an iPhone,
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the chance that it's iMessages are pretty darn high.
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Elsewhere in the world, different services have one.
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I don't remember the exact affiliations, but I'll try.
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I think Japan is Line is the most popular service.
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WeChat is China, right?
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A lot of Europe is WhatsApp.
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I'm sure there are different ones in other countries.
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And it's like, how did that come to be?
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What is it about these services that make them so dominant
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in these different places and why is it different?
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Why isn't iChat popular across the whole world?
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Why isn't WhatsApp popular across the whole world?
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Why are these regionalities, right?
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And I think what it highlights is how little
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the messaging service itself has to do
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with what everybody uses.
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It's just basically like who got critical mass first?
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And a lot of things in the computing world are like that.
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Like why is Facebook popular?
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Why was MySpace popular?
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Why was AOL popular?
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There's lots of legit reasons like,
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hey, well send out free CDs
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and here's this business study showing it's great.
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But the whole point is,
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if you're in the right place in the right time
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and make reasonable enough moves,
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you can get critical mass for things like this
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that have network effects where,
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you know, Facebook is only useful
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if your friends are also on Facebook.
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A messaging app like AIM is only useful
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if your friends are also on AIM.
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And if you can get that critical mass
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of everyone I know is on this thing,
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It snowballs and it becomes very difficult
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to go someplace else because you need a huge meteor
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or boulder or explosion or something to kick people off
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of one and put them onto another, right?
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It's very hard to dislodge people if everybody is there.
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So why is Lion in Japan?
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Because they got critical mass first.
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Why is WhatsApp in these European countries?
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Because they got critical mass first.
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And there are things like SMS used to cost money there
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and less money here and so on and so forth.
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The whole point is whatever got critical mass,
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that inertia is very difficult to overcome.
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and you need something big to knock it out.
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But what it also means is there's nothing specifically
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about line versus WhatsApp that makes one better
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than the other in terms of a messaging service.
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Maybe there's better cultural fits in terms of how
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they market it themselves, and of course,
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there are economic ones of what was free
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versus what charged money and how much the carriers
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charge for things and so on and so forth,
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but not the specific service, right?
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And related to that, just before we came on the air,
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I read Jason Steller, "Arcole Macworld,"
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that talks about one point that I was gonna make in the show
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was that iMessage is crappy.
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We all know this, right?
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It's not a good messaging service.
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We already pointed out how it doesn't interoperate with SMS.
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It has very few features compared to other services.
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Even just within iMessage,
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there can be weird bugs and stuff,
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and it doesn't change much.
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Every year, iMessage doesn't get that much better.
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I mean, they tried to do the iMessage App Store,
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and that didn't really go anywhere,
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but lots of things that are in iMessage
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have been the same as they have been for ages.
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The search is still bad.
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the way they do replies is still weird.
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Jason pointed out the tap back feature
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where you can put different reactions.
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It's been the same like five or six reactions
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for the entire life of that feature.
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It's not a product that they're iterating on
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and making better and better all the time.
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So if you could say, okay, everybody's kicked off
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all their messaging services,
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none of your friends or any messaging service.
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Let's start from a level playing field
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and let's all decide what messaging service we should get on
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and by the way, we erased your memory
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so you don't remember iMessage
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so you can't do it out of habit
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and you looked at the messaging services
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based on who has the nicest app,
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who has the most features, like all that other stuff,
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and price is most taken about it
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because these are all these days internet powered things.
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I don't think iMessage would do as well as it does.
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It was a default messaging app on iPhones
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and iPhone became popular and that's why iMessage is popular
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but not because it's a good message service.
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It's terrible, right?
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And so this whole conversation about like,
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oh, iMessage is giving you lock in,
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everything with network effects gives you lock in
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and it always feels terrible.
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It's like why is everybody doing X
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when Y is better than X.
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It's like, well, it's too late.
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Everybody's doing X and it's a social thing.
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And so unless you have some way to get everybody off of X
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and onto Y, like say X goes out of business
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or X is overwhelmed with spam or it's very different.
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I'm trying to think of like it's like conversation
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I was having with Merlyn, what would get people off Facebook?
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What would get people off of their messages
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and servers of choice?
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If everyone you know is on WhatsApp,
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what gets you off of WhatsApp?
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What gets you and everyone you know off of WhatsApp?
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And it's very difficult.
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We haven't been able to get everybody off of Facebook.
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And I don't think you're going to get everybody who's
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on iMessage off of iMessage.
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That's why I feel it's imperative
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that if you're going to do cross-protocol support,
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that you make it actually work.
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And if you're not going to do cross-protocol support,
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then just don't do it at all.
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And let your message--
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make your own little bubbles in the world.
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So all this is to say is that I guess Apple should probably
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implement RCS.
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But it's not going to really help anything.
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Oh, and by the way, RCS is-- because it's a carrier thing--
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It's kind of swimming against the tide
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where modern messaging servers say,
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we'll use the internet communicator,
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which is a great idea because the internet is cool.
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But having your identity be your phone number,
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that's really crappy.
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I mean, Apple, and speaking of half our things,
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Apple did, can I send SMSs for my Mac?
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Yeah, kind of through your phone
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because you need a phone number.
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Well, can I have a conversation
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with blue and green bubbles on my Mac?
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Sort of, with a little help from your phone
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or a relay that converts the, it's like,
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like if you use the internet,
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anything connected to the internet can do it.
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If you use your phone number,
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there has to be a cell phone
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or a phone number somewhere involved,
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and in that respect,
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RCS is sort of a retrograde type of service
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where it's not forward-looking.
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Like forward-looking services are all internet-based.
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And so, although we'll probably have to support RCS
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because it's better than SMS
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and it's not as technically backwards,
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if you're looking for a new service
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for the entire world to communicate with each other on,
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RCS is not it.
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It's gotta be something on the internet.
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- I don't know, I don't see Apple
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being willing to implement RCS
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unless they can explain away the lack of end-to-end encryption
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because my limited understanding of RCS,
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I might have this wrong, is I think Google layered on
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like a superset or something of RCS or their own custom,
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like Apple does with Bluetooth
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and has their own custom stuff riding on top
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of traditional Bluetooth.
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Well, I guess Google, I think,
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had put their own custom stuff on top of RCS
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so they could get end-to-end encrypted messages.
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And I don't see Apple being able to,
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or perhaps willing to implement RCS
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unless they have a good privacy story.
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Because otherwise it's like,
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well, why are you banging this privacy drum over there?
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But then you totally throw it out the window over here.
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And with SMS and MMS, I mean, it's like table stakes,
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at least here in America,
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that you have to support those things.
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Otherwise you basically don't have
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a functioning cellular phone.
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but I know it's different the rest of the world,
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but for here you have to have it.
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But to add something that is,
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I was gonna say inherently dangerous,
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but that's a bit overblown,
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that is certainly less secure than Apple would like,
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it seems like it would be disingenuous for them to do that.
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- Well, SMS already doesn't have any security,
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so this would be just a replacement for SMS.
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Like, I don't think Apple is raring to go on this.
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I think if other people implement RCS
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and it becomes an issue where it's like,
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hey, everyone else is doing it at Apple,
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then Apple should do it too.
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but I don't think Apple has to lead here or anything.
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You mentioned SMS, and the reason you have to have it
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to have a functioning cell phone is just to give one example
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is the current use of SMS for two-factor,
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which itself has its own problems,
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but it is still a common practice,
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and the whole point of that being a second factor
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is that it's a phone number, right?
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And we sent through SMS because that is sort of the,
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the base level lowest common denominator thing
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that cell phones can understand.
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Could people send two-factors using RCS?
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They could, but you have to get to a point
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where there is a reasonable chance
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that that's going to work.
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I don't think there are probably any cell phones
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that people are still using that can't do SMS,
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but RCS is nowhere, right?
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- I don't think that's true.
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I think it's implemented in lots of places, isn't it?
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Maybe I have this all wrong,
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but I could swear that it's been implemented
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certainly on a lot of carriers.
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And I thought like Android has had it for many more years
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than I had thought.
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I thought it was just coming out now,
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and I think it's been there for like four or five years.
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- The standard is certainly very old,
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but I think everybody still sends two-factor stuff
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using plain old SMS and not RCS,
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just because it's guaranteed to be there.
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At the minimum, the billions of iPhones in the world
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can't get it, and so if you send it via RCS
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and someone has an iPhone,
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they can't log into your two-factor thing.
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That seems like a big deal.
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That's why they're going to, you know.
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So anyway, if RCS replaces it
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just because SMS is an ancient old standard
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and eventually SMS is gonna go away
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and RCS is gonna replace it, then yeah,
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Apple has to do it because it's the lowest common denominator.
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Same reason Apple, well, not the same reason Apple
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has to do SMS, 'cause iMessages know it exists.
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But the same reason Apple continues to support SMS,
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not because Apple loves SMS, it's because
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if they took it away, their phone becomes
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significantly less functional for the users.
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If RCS ever gets to that point,
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then Apple will have to do it.
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And that's, I feel like, that's what I'm saying.
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Apple should do it probably before it becomes a problem,
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but only just before it becomes a problem for them.
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I'm not sure it's a problem right now.
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I've certainly never encountered something in my life where my phone's lack of RCS support
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has been a problem, but they should eventually implement it if, like, don't wait for it to
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be a problem and then band-aid it, anticipate it by a little bit and then implement it.
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And who knows, I hold out hope that RCS being a more modern protocol, and implementing it
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in a more modern time, maybe with a more modern language even, there is a higher chance that
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that the interoperability between iMessage and iMessage
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will work better than the interoperability
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between SMS and iMessage.
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And hey, that's great for Apple.
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They just never have to fix those bugs.
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They can just let it sail off into the sunset
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and replace it with the new, better,
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actually functional, RCS and iMessage interoperability.
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- If I may, again, take us on a small tangent,
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something that really drives me nuts about my group chats
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with one or more Android people is,
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and I'm sure many Americans have experienced this,
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If I'm in a group chat, like for example, Aaron and me,
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and my brother-in-law who's an Android user,
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and my sister-in-law who also has an iPhone,
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because of my brother-in-law, whom I love dearly,
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the entire damn chat is all green bubbles
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because that one Android phone, it makes sense.
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And if I were to slip up,
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or let's say if Aaron were to slip up
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and do a tap back on one of these messages,
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which I would argue maybe shouldn't even be allowed
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in the first place, but let's leave that aside for a second.
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What I will receive is ErinLis liked,
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and then like a quotation of the message
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that she gave a thumbs up to, which, okay, fine.
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I understand that when Erin's phone is trying to verbalize,
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for lack of a better word,
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or transmit her action to an Android phone,
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the best it can do is say, "ErinLis liked,"
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and then repeat the message.
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Sure, totally makes sense.
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But on my phone, I have an iPhone.
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Why is Apple not parsing Aaron Liss liked
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and then the exact message that she liked?
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Why is it not, why is Messages not parsing this
00:57:22
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and throwing a thumbs up on the message that she liked?
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
00:57:26
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- Yeah, well, I mean, you don't want it to be parsing.
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What you want is sort of a dual rights thing
00:57:31
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where your phone sends the iMessage
00:57:33
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to the iMessage people and the SMS to the SMS people,
00:57:35
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so you're doing everything sort of like the native way.
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You wouldn't want it to be--
00:57:39
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- Oh, I'm sure there would be no problems there, John,
00:57:41
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with no one source of truth.
00:57:43
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But what I'm saying is like the other way you're describing
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is if an SMS comes in and the string is exactly one
00:57:49
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of these five strings interpreted as a tap back
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on the previous thing.
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And that is not a great way to go about things.
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'Cause especially with localization and other stuff,
00:57:59
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like it's weird, you know, like you don't want to sort of
00:58:01
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like send text, interpret text that goes through SMS,
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certain texts being special triggering commands to run.
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Like, probably how you want to,
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even if it's as simple as like,
00:58:14
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well, when I see that, I'll interpret it as a thumb
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and display it that way.
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Not that SMS and iMessage aren't cracked
00:58:19
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10 different ways all the time anyway,
00:58:20
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but I probably wouldn't choose to do that.
00:58:22
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But the way they do it, you can see it making sense.
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It's like, and look, how will we interoperate?
00:58:26
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Oh, it's easy, we'll just convert everything into text.
00:58:29
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And they just didn't go the extra mile to say,
00:58:30
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but you know, can we make it better for the iMessage users?
00:58:34
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And I guess the conspiracy theory is like,
00:58:36
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see, they made it look annoying
00:58:37
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so the green bubble people would be shunned
00:58:39
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into getting an iPhone, but.
00:58:40
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So that's the thing, right, is that I totally understand
00:58:44
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that Erin's phone, when she likes the message, sounds good.
00:58:48
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I totally understand that her phone emits
00:58:50
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Erin-less liked, sounds good.
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But where I start to be the conspiracy theorist
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with the red yarn all over the bulletin board
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is when my phone doesn't take that
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and turn it into a thumbs up.
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And I understand what you guys are saying,
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but I feel like there's gotta be a way
00:59:08
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to make this somewhat reliable.
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Or you know what, even if somebody literally typed
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the message, you know, Casey List likes such and such,
00:59:16
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and like if there was an errant thumb,
00:59:17
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like is that really the end of the earth?
00:59:19
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- Oh, if there was an errant thumb attributed to you,
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because the client would then interpret it
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as you liking the thing, you'd need a little--
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- Well, sure, but perhaps it would only do that
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if I'm, like if I typed out Casey List liked sounds good.
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- I know, I mean, anyway.
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So there's two angles, one, the product design one
00:59:36
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is doing it as text for everybody
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is a uniform experience, adhering to a principle
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that you may have for the UI that everyone
00:59:43
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involved in group conversations sees the same thing.
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And so you may not like that.
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And it's like, well, why do we have to get dumbed down?
00:59:49
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And it gets back to that whole argument.
00:59:50
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But at least it's a consistent experience, in theory.
00:59:52
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I mean, minus the bugs that we're talking about,
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the whole point is we don't get a consistent experience.
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But you can see the argument for the simplicity of just saying,
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look, everybody in the group chat sees the same thing.
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We're not giving special treatment to the Apple ones
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where they know how to do the tap backs and the other ones don't,
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just so we're all looking at the same stuff.
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- Yeah, but I could swear that I read recently,
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and I'm not gonna be able to dig up an article
01:00:13
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to justify or verify this,
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but I swear that Google is doing what I describe.
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- Oh yeah, no, I'm saying like it could,
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from a product design perspective,
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you could make the decision
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that everyone should see the same thing,
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even if only just so you know what they're seeing, right?
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So, because otherwise, how do you know
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what other people are seeing on their screen?
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If it looks good to you,
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maybe you don't realize that it looks weird to them,
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whereas just doing this text everywhere
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shows it looks good to everybody.
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So there is an argument to be made
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for this sort of consistency,
01:00:40
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even though it's lesser quality.
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But the other thing is, and it's not a conspiracy theory,
01:00:43
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it's just like, if Apple's gonna prioritize features,
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they're not gonna prioritize
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making really, really good integration with SMS,
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just because they would prefer everyone to use iMessage.
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So why are we, you know, it's not like,
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you know, their mustache twisting,
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ha, it's part of our dastardly plan,
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it's just plain old prioritization.
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like what do we care more about, like new feature X
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or making SMS and iMessage work together better.
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And clearly they don't care that much about making SMS,
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iMessage work together, even just basic functionality
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in terms of the messages go through and people see them,
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like that has been a struggle.
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This is way down on the list, like it's just prioritization,
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sort of banality of, it's not even a banality of evil,
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it's not actually evil, it's just like,
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look we have to have priorities and this is a pretty low one
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because Apple's solution would be just use iMessage, it comes with your phone.
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"Oh, but my friends don't have iMessage."
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"Oh, they should buy iPhones."
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But if they don't, we try to interoperate too and we do the best we can, but it's not
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going to be a high priority.
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Apple is not going to win people over by making that integration better.
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And that sounds evil to people.
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It's like, "See, they're intentionally making it bad."
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But I feel like there is a nuanced distinction between choosing your priorities based on
01:01:57
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and what's important to the company,
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versus an evil plan to punish bad people with green bubbles.
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And even though they seem like they're the same thing,
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I feel like it's important to understand
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the distinction there, right?
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Even if there are like two or three people
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who are twisting their mustaches
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or rubbing their hands together saying,
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"Ha ha, this will really teach those Android users."
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I don't think it's like corporate policy to do that.
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If you look at the leaked emails and everything,
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I think it was,
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Eddy Cue was pushing for iMessage to be on all platforms,
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and other people said, "Why would we do that?
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"It's great platform lock-in.
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"People use iPhones because they all have iMessage,
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"and if we let iMessage be everywhere,
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"that removes the differentiator."
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And people think that's evil.
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That's what everybody does in business.
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It's like, "Why would we put Halo on the PlayStation?
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"People buy an Xbox because it has Halo.
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"Why would we put it everywhere?"
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It's like, "See, you're trying to lock people
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"into the Xbox."
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Like, "Yeah, yeah, we're trying to make the Xbox
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"be the best selling cup."
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That's business, and it's not a life or death thing,
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and it's not like, I don't think that's particularly evil.
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And even then, the argument was had
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with some high, big executives like EdiQ arguing,
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it's like, that's all well and good,
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but we should make iMessage be everywhere, right?
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Because it would make us more successful,
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like bringing the iPod to Windows, right?
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That's always the push and pull,
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especially in computer markets or whatever,
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where it's like, should we try to be
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the standard for everything,
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or should we try to be a really cool feature
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that makes you buy our product instead of theirs?
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And it's not always easy to know
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when you should cross over that bridge.
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Like in hindsight, it's easy, like,
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see how, can you believe they didn't wanna put the iPod
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on Windows, how dumb would have that been?
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Yeah, it's easy in hindsight,
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but other decisions have gone the other way
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and have also worked out.
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So, you know, I'm not sure where iMessage is at this point,
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as I think they were saying on dithering.
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It may be too late to put iMessage everywhere.
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Speaking of that, it's like, oh,
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Apple can solve this problem
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by just putting iMessage on every single platform.
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Who the hell would want iMessage?
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If you're using something that has better features,
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which is basically anything that's in iMessage,
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like Line, WhatsApp, probably WeChat.
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All those things are better chat clients than iMessage.
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They have more features, they're more useful,
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they're, you know, and maybe some of them are also crappy
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in ways that Apple wouldn't like in terms of being festooned
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with ads or spam or whatever, but in terms of feature set,
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it's not even close.
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What I think about is Slack.
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Slack is so much better at sending textual messages
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back and forth to people and having conversations
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and threads and reactions and inline previews
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and all the things you do, and that's a frickin' web view.
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And it's so much better than iMessage.
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It's not even funny.
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I would use Slack as my instant messaging app if that was an option, but of course,
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to do that I would have to send the giant asteroid that would knock everybody I know
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off of iMessage and onto some hypothetical iMessage replacement that has the same features
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as Slack, right?
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Oh, and I guess the other factor that we need to throw in here is who owns the thing?
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A private company owning something like Facebook owning WhatsApp may be a factor in some people's
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decisions and it certainly is in mine.
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Not enough to change who goes where because network effects don't care about that.
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But I would prefer not to switch from iMessage to a system owned by a company that I trust
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less than Apple.
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That doesn't mean that's what's keeping people on iMessage at all, but me personally, I don't
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like the idea of switching to a better, more full-featured chat client that happens to
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be owned by Facebook.
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So I really hope that doesn't happen.
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- I almost wonder how much any of this,
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like Pete, giving people new options at this point,
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I wonder how much that even matters,
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because it seems like most people don't,
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you were saying, John,
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like how it would be pretty much impossible
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to try to move everyone off of what they're using now.
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And I think the reason why is that most people, I think,
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have worked out their messaging platform
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around the time that they got their first smartphone.
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And all their friends got smartphones,
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and they all message each other on something.
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And I think most of the world that can have a phone at all
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now has a smartphone and has a messaging platform.
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And I think it's one of the things,
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as you were saying three hours ago,
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it's not that these platforms are competing
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on features or anything.
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They're mostly just like,
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why do people use the ones they use?
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Well, because their friends used it,
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and that's how they talk to their friends.
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And then it's just kind of,
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certain groups fall into place with certain platforms,
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and I don't think we're ever gonna change that.
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I don't think, first of all, I'm surprised RCS
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is even still being talked about,
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because it had so many shortcomings
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when it was first floated, however many years ago that was,
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but no one's looking for text messaging to get better
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without it being a totally different thing.
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No one's looking for RCS.
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That solves no problems people actually have.
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And iMessage is great for the people who use it.
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The people who currently don't use iMessage
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will probably never use iMessage.
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And I think you could say that
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about almost all these platforms.
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Whatever you use, your messaging needs,
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if you have a smartphone,
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your messaging needs are probably pretty well settled.
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And you're probably not looking to change.
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And so I almost wonder how much any of this discussion,
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even if Apple launched iMessage on Android tomorrow,
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would people actually even install it?
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Would people use it?
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Probably not.
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People probably keep doing what they're doing already.
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- Well, it has a chance in the US
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just because so many people in the US still use SMS, right?
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And SMS is so dire and so terrible and so old
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that I think you could get some people,
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if they put out iMessage for Android,
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I think you could get a lot of Android people
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off of SMS and onto iMessage.
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Because in this country, we don't have a huge majority
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of people on WhatsApp or WeChat or Line
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or anything like that.
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The other thing, I mean there's two other things
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that can move people, like obviously the big asteroid
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coming, you know, one version of the big asteroid is,
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hey the company that runs Line,
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yeah they went out of business.
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Guess what, that'll get everybody offline,
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that's the problem with these, like oh I'm on a messaging
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platform, I'm never gonna move, you'll move if the company
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goes out of business and doesn't get bought,
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or you'll move if that company turns into like a,
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you know, a blockchain thing and like starts spamming you
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with NFT crap and just becomes a giant scam thing, right?
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Or it becomes festoon with ads or someone buys it
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and drives it into the ground.
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That's the difficulty of having network effect
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based platforms owned by individual companies
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'cause individual companies can screw up
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and they can go out of business
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or be bought by somebody worse and do terrible things
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and just mess up.
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Arguably that's kind of what happened
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to Myspace versus Facebook, right?
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We keep hoping that Facebook's gonna screw up
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and wither away and die but they keep staying alive
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and getting more money so it's difficult to kill them.
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But that's one way you can get rid of things.
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And the second way is people, like I said,
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they're just never gonna change their platforms.
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But they die and if young people are using a different platform Wow
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right if young if young people are using a different platform like oh young people all message each other on snapchat and
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snapchat becomes the dominant platform of the next 50 years because those young people started using snapchat when they were 9 and just
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Never stopped right because that's what them and all their friends were on that type of the that's not an asteroid
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It's more of a slow rollover that can also happen
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We're just a generational thing
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One thing is seen as cooler than something else.
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Old people use X, young people use Y,
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and the old people never change,
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and the young people never change,
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and you wake up 50 years later,
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and all the old people are dead,
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and everybody's using Snapchat for messaging.
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But that presupposes that Snapchat's gonna stay in business
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and not screw up their application and everything, right?
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This is the danger of having something as important
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as ubiquitous, instant message type text messaging
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being owned by individual private companies.
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If there was an individual private company
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than on email, we would be on email seven by now, like whatever the seventh iteration
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of email is.
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Not that email is great, you know, no encryption, spam is a problem, blah blah blah, because
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it wasn't owned by any single company, it's very difficult to kill.
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Companies come and go, companies screw up, they fill their products with ads and spam
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and malware and do all sorts of terrible things, but email survives because no matter what
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any individual company does, email as a standard has network effect, is one of the original
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network effects of the internet, right?
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Everybody's got it.
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It's difficult for any single company to replace it, lots of people tried really really hard
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and they didn't pull it off.
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And no matter how many companies go out of business, email stays.
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That's not true of instant messaging.
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So we're kind of in the early stages of that.
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In 50 years, of all the companies I described, how many will still be in business?
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How many will have been bought by other companies?
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like whatsapp, Facebook buys line and says line is eventually gone and now it's folded
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into whatsapp and by the way whatsapp is gone and it's folded into Facebook messenger.
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those are things that can happen.
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it's the danger of having private companies that may not live that long and may not do
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what you want controlling such an important thing.
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so that's the one thing that RCS has going for it is that at least it's like a cross
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company standard.
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I mean granted they're cell phone carriers, they're not the best companies and granted
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it's a terrible standard and it's crappy and old and doesn't have the features we want and so on and so forth, but
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that's one of the advantages that SMS has is
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There's no company that can go out of business that makes SMS not work, right? It's kind of baked in it's old
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It's ancient
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It's crappy, but it's not owned by any one single company and RCS has that advantage and the you know
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They've got the advantage for me personally not for regular people because they don't care but for me personally
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I like the fact that Apple runs iMessage because I trust Apple more than say Facebook or whoever owns WeChat
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Any company based in China, I probably don't want them to run the messaging service that the whole world uses, right?
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So I think this is still a problem area
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And it is difficult to move people en masse from one thing to the other but change can happen
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Through people dying and change can happen through companies dying and I guess that's what we have to root for
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Not people dying. That's gonna happen whether we root for it or not. I guess. Oh my gosh when they're really old long natural
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We call it not an unnatural death but natural one. Oh dear God when you're old and no one cares about you anymore
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Usually I'm the one who puts not only my foot but my ankle and my thigh in my mouth
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But today that role is being played by John, Syracuse. Have you ever thought about the phrase that died of natural causes?
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It's like a natural childbirth. It's same thing. No, it's not the same thing at all. I
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Mean, it's it's kind of the same thing. I mean whatever I don't feel like arguing about that either
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I see this is my foot in my mouth. It's happening again
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Anyway, I don't know the other thing just to get ahead of the feedback emails that have already come in. I'm quite sure
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Every time we talk about messaging platforms particularly Americans all the like smug Europeans and people from you know
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Like the Asian countries are always like well, just just tell everyone to change
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Yeah. Yes. Okay. Sure. I'm going to tell the 700 contacts in my phone book
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You know what the king has decided that I am going to use WeChat now
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So if you would like to talk to me come talk to me on wechat. Yeah, that's totally gonna work related
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When's the last time you loaded the glass app on your iPhone? I rest my case
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Does anyone actually say that just thought everyone to change? I haven't said that. Yes, it happened in the chat earlier today
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Yeah, it's kind of like people saying we can stop traffic jams. But everyone just to go at once right?
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Seriously, it's so preposterous like yes, maybe like my core 20 or 30 people
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maybe I could get half of them to change
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to my preferred messaging service,
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but the likelihood of that is almost zero.
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- Even if you bought them all brand new iPhones,
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you probably still couldn't get 100% conversion.
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- Right, exactly. - If you bought them
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and paid for their cell phone plan for their life,
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you probably still couldn't get 100% conversion.
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- 'Cause people just like what they're used to, right?
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And they don't want change.
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Like, why am I changing?
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Why don't you change free once you get an Android phone?
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- All right, let's do some Ask ATP.
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And I have been excited to hear John talk about this.
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And that's no sarcasm, I really mean it.
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Daniel Berkfuss writes, "Mac OS is over two decades old now,
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"but its foundation is still roughly the same,
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"and also the foundation of Apple's entire OS suite.
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"Would you say that this will continue to be true
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"for the next two decades?
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"Or should we assume that a team with an Apple
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is cranking away on exploring a completely new OS approach, designed from the ground
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up to even better suit Apple's multifaceted future. Should we expect another large transition
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within the next 20 years because of this, maybe impacting Apple's full range of products?
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And if so, what is your advice for Apple as well as your hopes and dreams for this new
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approach? And to get ahead of you, Jon, the very first thing I thought of when I read
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this Ask ATP, which was very good, was avoiding Copeland 2010, which I will put in the show
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You should probably put the revisited article because it explains it and has all the links
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back because otherwise you have to link to all three of them and it's confusing so maybe
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just do the revisited article.
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Yeah we've done these links before.
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So for making a completely new OS the rumors are that's one of the things that Apple was
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doing for the car project because as you can imagine an operating system suitable for helping
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a car to drive has different requirements than one that runs your cell phone or whatever
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And, you know, it's a clean sheet type thing.
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Apple doesn't have an existing car.
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They don't have an existing car software base.
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So they could start from scratch and use more modern technology
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better suited to being a car OS.
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But who knows where any of that is going.
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That aside, the good thing about what Apple did with Mac OS X
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is they sort of built their operating system, the core OS
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thing, with a POSIX Unix-style layer to it.
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And that really helps for the future.
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If there's some deficit of the microkernel,
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the mock microkernel and the BSD system that's fused to it
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and all sort of low-level parts of Apple's operating system,
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if it turns out that there's some limiting factor
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for some future application,
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whether it be VR or self-driving cars, something like that,
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Apple can really replumb the guts in very interesting ways
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while still maintaining that sort of POSIX-compliant layer
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on top of it because that's something that the software industry has done many times over,
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putting POSIX layers on operating systems that are not themselves like natively Unix POSIX systems.
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Windows NT did it back in the day. Microsoft does it with Windows. It is a common thing.
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Arguably Apple's kind of doing it with the BSD kernel fused to mock and everything. And yes,
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there are all sorts of stuff in Mac OS X that use the mock ports and all sorts of mock IPC features
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that are specific to Mach, but you can also,
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I'm saying M-A-C-H, you can also Mach those, M-O-C-K.
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You can Mach versions of Mach.
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What I'm saying is that it's a layer cake.
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And so-- - Oh my gosh.
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- You have the, because Apple got rid of the main deficits,
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which was, hey, no memory protection,
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no preemptive multitasking, all the Copeland 2010 stuff,
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right, because they address those
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and have a solid foundation, they can rip out the guts
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and put better, more interesting guts in there
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while still maintaining lots of compatibility
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with the higher layers because that layer,
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that sort of POSIX Unix layer,
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is very common across the entire world of operating system
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that has proved very durable and useful.
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There's no underlying design
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that really negates that interface,
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and it's not to say that could be the only thing,
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that you could have some sort of real-time operating system
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that you use in the car and it has advanced features,
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but you can implement the sort of old fuddy-duddy POSIX
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APIs on top of that and give them a road going forward. That said, so far, everything that
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Apple has made has shown that the guts of NextStep/Mac OS X is surprisingly flexible.
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They put it on a watch, right? They didn't just put it in a phone or a knife, they put
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it in a wristwatch. So I'm not sure what flexibility or new features you need from the Core OS
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that you're not getting. They put it on the giant Mac Pro all the way down to a wristwatch,
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And it's done really well in all of those different applications.
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It just goes to show that the CoreOS is not the limiting factor in those things.
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So I don't think there's any specific thing that Apple needs for any of the platforms
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that are currently planned to setting aside the car.
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So AR/VR, future gaming console, any kind of computing device from a wristwatch all
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the way up to a big personal computer.
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I think their CoreOS is in a reasonable good place.
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And it's not like it hasn't changed.
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It is improved and everything, but I think I think that's doing mostly okay
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They can redo replumb the kernel to try to fix some long-standing architectural problems
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And they can do it in a way that we probably don't notice the car is the one where they might need a new approach
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and rumor is that's what they were doing for the car, which is let's not build this on top of the Mac OS 10 Foundation because
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it's kind of old and creaky in terms of
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the way we need a car OS to handle like the reliability concerns of
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thousand pound piece of metal are different than the reliability concerns of your cell phone, they just are.
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So let's get something that's more reliable and we're not going to get to that reliability by starting with this giant code base and trying
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to make it more reliable and plus we need real-time features because you kind of need to decide now now now whether you should turn and
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their operating systems designed for that, right?
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They're real-time operating systems using spacecraft and airplanes and all sorts of other stuff and Apple being Apple
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of course, they would try to make their own right because they're a lot of smart people which fine.
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But that project doesn't come out yet. So that is the only place where I think a new OS approach is
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If not necessary then reasonably appropriate every other application Apple has applied
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The Darwin core of Mac OS 10 Mac OS whatever - it has succeeded and gone great
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Again, I will I will cite the wristwatch if you can get up there on a wristwatch and a giant Mac Pro
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It's probably doing okay, so I wouldn't worry about it too much. I'm surprised by this
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I was expecting a lot more angst from you.
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I'm not saying this is bad. I'm just -- I'm surprised.
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-There were rumors in that same blog
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we had at the couple in 2010 thing was, like,
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that the L4 microkernel was being investigated,
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like, the really, really core of the OS.
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Like, there's lots of interesting projects
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of how you could make something more reliable or faster
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or better in situations of high contention.
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But you can do that without disturbing the higher layers.
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And it turns out they haven't needed to do that yet.
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yet. So it makes me think that there's not a particular crisis looming here. Maybe I
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need the younger version of me to write like, "Avoiding Copeland 2057." But right now, I
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think, with the exception of the car project, they're in a reasonably good position.
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Patrick writes, "I haven't owned or played a gaming system in over 10 years. Recently,
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I played some Halo with a friend. It was a lot of fun, and I'm thinking about getting
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a modern system. The problem, however, is that I don't know which one to get. I don't
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want to buy multiple platforms since I'm not a hardcore gamer. The Switch, PS5, and Xbox
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all have a game or two that look really appealing. Do you have any advice on helping me choose
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a platform? Without knowing exactly which games look appealing to Patrick on each platform,
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I would just say go with the one that's going to give you the most fun. You know, if you're
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not a hardcore gamer, that means that getting the latest and greatest graphics on like the
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PS5 and you know, Xbox, whatever it is, it's a lower priority. What you're optimizing for
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is fun and I think for most people the odds are you'd have the most fun with the Switch
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out of those. It's also right now much easier to get. So that helps and it benefits from
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a pretty large software library since it's been out a few years now compared to the PS5
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and Xbox whatever which are both much newer. And so I would say unless there's a really
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must have game or games calling you over to the PS5 or Xbox, go with the Switch because
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you're more likely to find a lot of fun there and it's just easier to approach being less
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expensive, easier to get, larger game library already in place and it has the benefit of
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being portable if you ever actually need that which you might not think you would use but
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you might end up using it.
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I don't think there's a larger game library because you forget the PlayStation plays PlayStation
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games and the Xbox plays the older Xbox games as well so there's a big catalog of those.
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But the not a hardcore gamer is the big twist here because it makes people think like what
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you just said okay well then you don't care about all these you know why get a super expensive
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super powerful console you don't care you're not a hardcore gamer.
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But if you're not a hardcore gamer that also means the people who say that probably don't
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have a lot of experience especially with modern video games so you don't know if that person
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is the type of person who is going to love World of Warcraft and should therefore get
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a gaming PC, right? Because they've never had contact with it. They don't have any immunities
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built up. They don't have the antibodies. You don't know what thing is going to be their
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thing. It could be that it turns out that they're super into real-time strategy games,
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or they get obsessed with puzzle games, or they're really, really into Final Fantasy.
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You just don't know because they haven't been exposed to them, so they can't give you an
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opinion, "I like this type of game or that type of game." And so guessing like, "Oh,
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you should like Nintendo because most people like Nintendo and it's fun.
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It's hard to make that assumption.
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If I had met this person in real life, I'd talk to them and try to figure out, you know,
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if you've played any games in the past, which one appealed to you?
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You're like, "Well, I used to play SimCity a lot and I would lose hours and hours in
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SimCity and Civilization."
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That tells me a lot about what type of game they're going to be interested in.
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But by the same token, if they've never played an open world game, for example, maybe that's
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the thing that is going to make them obsessed.
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And it's so difficult to choose a platform without really interrogating somebody about
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that, because most people who play video games don't play like any large percentage of the
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games available for a platform.
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Not everybody's like me where you essentially play one game all the time, but some people
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But one game, some people, all they play is World of Warcraft, right?
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For a first approximation, all I play is Destiny, right?
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That's one type of gamer.
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But the other type is not someone who plays 75 games a year.
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people play a small number of games per year of the type that they like. And if you are
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really really into, you know, Zelda, you have to get Nintendo. It's the only place it is.
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There's not even any kind of Zelda equivalents on other platforms for the most part. Sorry
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Oceanhorn. And if you just play like the one or two Zelda games that are released and then
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a couple other things, you have to get a Nintendo platform. So that's the danger of picking
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it flat for me, like, I'm really excited about Call of Duty and that's available everywhere,
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Well, fast forward and maybe it's only available on Xbox and PC and they get a PlayStation
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and they're like, "Oh, but I want to play Call of Duty.
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In fact, that's the only thing I want to do with my game system is play Call of Duty.
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Now I can't play Call of Duty, this thing is useless to me."
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But when someone's not a hardcore gamer, you don't know, like, are they going to be a single
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franchise player for a decade or are they going to get heavily into one or two types
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of games that are better on one platform than the other?
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So it's really a shot in the dark.
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So my suggestion for anyone like this is find a game that you think you really want to play
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and maybe test that theory by trying it over a friend's house or whatever and then buy
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whatever platform that game is on.
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If it's on multiple platforms then it's an easier conversation.
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You can talk about price and features and availability but I know it's difficult because
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you're like I don't want to buy the wrong platform but really what you want to do is
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is find the game or games that appeal to you
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and then buy whatever platform
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lets you play that game or games.
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- But I would say like the odds of the Switch
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having stuff that you find really fun are pretty high.
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- But it depends.
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Maybe they're the type of person
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who's going to get obsessively into civilization.
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The Switch is not gonna help them there, right?
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All right, I don't know, civilization,
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so I'm trying to think of a game like--
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- Well, then you're a PC, I think, at that point.
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- Right, but you don't know.
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Like maybe someone who's just like,
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All I do is play the sims right? There's all I do all day long is play the sims
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That's the type of game I get into or like, you know or World of Warcraft or you know
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An open world thing you have to you have to know
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You never know if they haven't had contact with that what is going to suck them into the rabbit hole
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Maybe they get sucked into no rabbit holes and they just want to casually play stuff and they just be fine with their phone
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Right, so that's why it's so difficult for people who haven't been exposed because if you haven't been exposed
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You don't know what if anything will grab you and you can't predict based on your past
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Behavior because if you've never been exposed to World War Warcraft you have no idea whether it will consume your life or whether you will
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Not care about it at all
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It's this is the one moment where I kind of am sad that
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Blockbuster video doesn't exist anymore right because didn't you talk about this Marco just a couple months back like renting video game systems and video
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Games and whatnot and so you could like
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Rent a switch and give it a try for a week or whatever a few nights just to see how it goes and then rent
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An Xbox after that you know and so on it amazes me that they did that I mean I did that
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I rented the systems, I was like, how did those systems survive for more than three
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days? Yeah, seriously. It was a gentler time, I guess. I think I was the only person renting
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the Sega Saturn, so it was getting pretty gently used. You again? Okay, you want the
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Saturn? Here you go. All right, and then Peter Wagoner writes, "My wife and I recently combined
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our last names into a single hyphenated last name. However, I know many people confuse
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hyphens M dashes and N dashes." Is that right? Is it E-M or am I pronouncing that correctly?
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- It's M, you got it right. - It's M and N, yep.
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- All right, I didn't know if I was supposed to be
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like spelling those out or anything.
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Anyways, do most programming languages distinguish
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between these three?
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I worry someone will use the wrong one
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and will wind up with multiple entries
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in an important database somewhere,
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or worse, they won't be able to find our entry at all.
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- This is where not being a computer programmer
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is a blessing for normal people.
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But also it makes you have sometimes the wrong mental model
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about what part of what is responsible for what.
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So this is not, for the most part,
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a programming language problem, but it is a problem.
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But it's a problem for complicated, stupid reasons
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that you probably don't care about involving
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the entire stack between you
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and where the data is stored in back.
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And I'm sure all of us could describe
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all the different places where this can get screwed up,
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including sometimes the programming language,
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but very rarely.
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But the wire protocol, the database format,
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the web form, like there are so many places
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where non-ASCII characters can get mangled due to US dominance
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and invention of the internet and international standards
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and crap like that.
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Yes, you probably should be concerned
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that anything fancier than ASCII is going to get mangled
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by some-- especially if you're in the US--
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is going to get mangled by some system somewhere.
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But it is not mostly the fault of the programming language.
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It's the fault of one of the other 17 layers between you
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and success.
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Any time that you are relying on other people
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to enter your information into a computer system,
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you have a pretty high risk of errors there,
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no matter whether you have a hyphen or not.
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So I think that, Jon is right, first of all,
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that this is not a language problem,
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but this is a tautology problem in the sense that like,
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you're relying on things like Unicode normalization
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to match, and anybody who has a name that has a letter
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that is not common in English, so for instance,
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if you have a vowel that has an accent over it
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of various forms as part of your name,
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or something like that.
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That's, there's gonna be a lot of cases
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where not necessarily programming languages,
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but just the frameworks, the databases,
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as John was saying, different parts of the stack
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to be a different character than an A,
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or it might not match in the right way, or something.
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- Or it gets double encoded because someone screwed up
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the web form and so now the UTF-8 itself
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becomes UTF-8 encoded and you get the big capital A
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with a tilde over it.
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There's just so many ways that this can go wrong.
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- Right, but the good thing is like most things
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that are related to like Unicode encoding,
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UTF-8 encoding and stuff like that,
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most of those things are probably being worked out
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in most computer systems over the last few decades
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because of the prevalence of having to make software
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that works all over the world for every different language
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and all the different character sets and everything.
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So that problem is less of an issue, I think,
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in most cases you're gonna find today.
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The bigger problem, I think, is normalization.
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- Except for the parts where you care about it the most,
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like banks and healthcare, which are the most backwards
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and the most terrible systems, and unfortunately,
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money and health are probably the areas
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where it's just going to annoy you the most.
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Starbucks is gonna probably have your name
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in beautiful, UTF-ing encoded characters
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preserved everywhere across the whole entire thing.
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But your hospital might not even be able to fit your name
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because their field for last name only has like eight characters max.
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And none of the, and they're all ASCII, right?
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So it, things are slowly getting better, Unicode does make things better, but the older the
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system, your DMV, whatever, the worse things tend to be.
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- Yeah, the other thing that might help you out a little bit is that most people, especially
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people who will be entering your name into a database somewhere, don't know how to type
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em dashes or en dashes and don't even know what they are.
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You know, we're lucky people can deal with things
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like periods in anything.
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Like relying on the general public
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to type punctuation correctly, you know,
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again, this is gonna be very error prone
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no matter how you do it,
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but most people don't know
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that there are these different dashes,
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nor would they know how to type them.
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And usually if you see somebody
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sending you a different dash,
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It is not usually because they hit option minus or whatever,
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or that they held down the hyphen key on their iOS keyboard
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and waited a second and got the other two dashes there.
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It's usually because they typed in two dashes in a row
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and whatever they're typing in corrected it to an em dash
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So this is like, no one's choosing to type these,
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except nerds like me.
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- Yeah, and very often you will not know how to enter them,
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even if you're entering it yourself,
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because say you're not on a Mac.
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I came across this recently, someone was asking me,
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how do I type this stuff in Windows?
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And I was like, I don't know.
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- Do they still have those like, you know,
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Alt-O-1-5 or whatever codes?
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- Yeah, type on a number pad.
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- Oh my God, is that still like the only way to do it?
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They have to fix that by now.
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- It's Windows, that has to still work.
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- Oh, I'm sure it does.
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- I don't know the numerical code for an em dash,
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do you, off the top of my head?
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- And if you're not a Mac user,
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you have no idea about all the, you know,
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options, semi-colon for an ellipsis and crap like that,
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right, so even if you are allowed to type it yourself,
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the keyboard doesn't have those keys on it,
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- I had such a jerk store moment two weeks ago.
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- Tell me more.
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You were buying some dried meats?
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- Oh yeah, what is it?
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the spirit of the stairs.
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Someone tell me the French for that in the chat room, please.
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- What is that?
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- I have no idea what you're talking about.
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- A Spree de Scaglier, maybe?
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Did I beat the chat room to it?
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- I don't even, I think you beat the world to it.
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- Yeah, seriously.
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- Jerkstorm moment.
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That's from a Seinfeld episode
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where George remembers a great comeback line,
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but he remembers it like a day later, right?
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- Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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- So the spirit of the stairs is,
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I think a French saying of like,
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you remember the witty comeback
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as you're going down the stairs
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on your way out of the place where you were insulted.
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So two weeks ago,
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When I did my first thing about eating more vegetables
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and you guys were berating me
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because you don't believe I like coconut
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because I don't like dried toasted coconut flakes
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and I'm sitting there in the edit the next morning,
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I'm like, how did I not fight back on this
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in the most obvious way?
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And then I thought to myself,
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how am I going to tell them this?
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I better save it for next week.
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Well then, next week comes around,
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that's last week's show, and we talk about the same topic again, and I totally forget
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to give this follow-up, and then the next morning editing that, I'm like, "Oh my god,
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I can't believe. How did I not?"
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Well, so hold on, I don't remember exactly what you said, but my recollection of the
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conversation was, "You see, guys, I don't like coconut. I like this, this, this, this,
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and this, which all include coconut, but I really don't like coconut."
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No, it's even worse than that.
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- No, you're misremembering it.
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But before we get to that though, Marco,
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I would like to remind you of what happened
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in that Seinfeld episode.
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Do you remember how it ends?
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- I believe George eventually does get himself
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back into that group and gives his stupid jerk store thing
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and it falls on its face miserably,
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which is how this is going to do.
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- Maybe a cautionary tale.
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So with that in mind, proceed and explain
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to how we should not have said
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that you really don't like coconut.
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- So, okay, so my position on coconut is that I like,
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I eat tons of coconut, I eat the coconut meat
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like that you get precise at the grocery store,
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like those little wedges of coconut.
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I drink a lot of coconut milk,
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and I have coconut-based cream and milk and stuff
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in lots of other things.
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Oh, and I like coconut water as well.
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- So you like coconut?
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- You two said that the only way you like coconut
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is shredded, toasted, dried. - No, I don't think so.
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The only way.
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I just said that that is a very common way.
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- Okay, and then, and then you told me
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that because I don't like the shredded, toasted,
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dried version, that it sounds like I don't like coconut.
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So okay, if you look at the, what is in a coconut?
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What's in it, untouched, like you just take the hair off.
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What's in the coconut, naturally, in the most basic state,
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is all the stuff I like, and you guys are saying
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you only like this one really processed version of it,
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and that somehow I'm the one who doesn't like it?
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You don't like coconut.
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If you don't like coconut meat and coconut water
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and coconut milk, you don't like coconut.
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- We just like the other ones better.
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It's like saying I like steak tartare,
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but I don't like hamburger steak or any cooked form of meat.
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And you're like, oh, you only like this processed form
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of beef, and I'm like, well, I'm gonna say
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if you don't like hamburgers or steaks, you don't like beef.
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But I'll be like, you know I like steak tartare,
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the raw version, in fact that's the best version.
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I just go right up to the cow and I bite it.
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You like the uncooked coconut meat,
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but the most common form of coconut in this country
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is shredded and very often toasted.
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So Mounds and Almond Joy are shredded coconut.
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- The most common form of cheese in this country
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is American cheese.
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Are you saying that if somebody doesn't like American cheese
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that they don't like cheese?
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- That's what I'm saying.
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Cheese has more variety than coconut.
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I think the thing, the coconuts that I'm eating,
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the form of the coconut I'm eating is pretty different
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from the form that you're eating.
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- But the most common form,
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you said you also didn't like German chocolate cake,
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like we're not just saying dried toasted coconut,
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although that is very common,
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but you also excluded tons of other forms of coconut
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that are way more common than just having the raw coconut.
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So I think if you're saying I don't like any of those,
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but I only like it raw, it's like only like mistake tartare,
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but insisting that you love beef.
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- No, I think I love coconut and I think you guys don't.
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I think you guys love coconut candy.
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- I would say that I don't generally care for coconut.
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I think there are occasions where I like it.
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It's typically like, the number one thing I can think of
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is like coconut shrimp, which is deep fried
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to smithereens. (laughing)
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Which is very American.
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- That's a lot of coconut.
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- Well, I will be the first to tell you,
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that is not really coconut at that point.
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It is some other thing entirely.
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- Is it even shrimp at that point?
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I mean, that's-- - Yeah, who knows?
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- That's mostly batter, like all fried things.
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But I think the analogy I use,
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'cause I don't think I particularly care for coconut
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with a couple of exceptions,
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but the example I used is that I keep telling Aaron
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that I don't like caramel, caramel,
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however you pronounce it,
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but then I'll keep saying, oh, this is really good,
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and what is this?
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And I can't think of a specific example,
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but oh, that's chocolate covered in caramel.
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And then I'll say something else,
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oh, wow, that was really good, what was that?
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Oh, it's such and such with caramel all over it.
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But I don't like caramel,
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and Aaron will just give me that look like,
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you think you don't, but you do.
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And so I would say that I don't particularly care for coconut with an exception or two.
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And I think my coconut moment is that I tell you,
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I would tell you I don't like caramel, but I think I actually do.
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Yeah. And I think Marco, the thing you're missing,
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you're saying the essential raw form of it is the, the primal form.
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And I'm saying that the primal form is the form that it is most commonly found
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in just like the cook beef thing. But yes, beef is meat eaten raw,
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but generally it's cooked. And if you only like the raw form,
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you can make the argument that this is the most primal form.
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I like beef the most because I don't even need it to be cooked.
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But in this country, that's weird.
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And I feel like coconut is in the same category.
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Most people have it shredded, sometimes dried,
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sometimes toasted, but certainly not just raw from the thing.
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And because you like it that way,
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you think that means you really like coconut,
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but I think it's because it's so uncommon
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that you like it in a weird way,
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and you don't like all of the much more common ways
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that makes me think you're not as big a fan of coconut.
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If you really love coconut, you say, "I like it in all forms."
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Like, "If you really love beef, I love all forms of beef,
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"from steak tartare to a great steak to a burger
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to everything you possibly imagine. Steak smoothies, I love it. I think you'd have
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a stronger argument there, but because you like a weird form of coconut the best and
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actively dislike the other ones, it makes you less of a coconut fan in my eyes.
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Well, first of all, I would say my weird form of coconut is only weird in the US, and even
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then it's getting less weird over time as all these dairy alternatives start involving
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coconut. The coconut milk is probably getting less weird.
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The raw uncooked coconut staying weird.
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- How do people, what do people do with them?
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- I don't know if most people could even,
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if we said you have one hour to buy a raw uncooked coconut,
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go do it, most people couldn't accomplish that task
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'cause they wouldn't even know where to look for it.
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It's not, it's so uncommon.
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Next time you're in Kroger, Casey,
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see if they even have that in the store.
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- You assume I'm going into grocery stores these days.
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It's all clickless, baby.
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- Someone's gotta go into groceries.
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- No, even Aaron doesn't.
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We all, we do the deliver to your Trump thing.
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- Well, that's even better test.
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Have some Instacart person trying to find this for you.
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You want a what?
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Coconut, and they'll bring you a bag of shredded coconut
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because that's the much more common form.
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- All kidding aside, can you not find coconut
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in the produce section?
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I'm genuinely asking, I have no idea.
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- You can find whole coconuts sometimes.
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- Usually they have those peeled ones
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that they have somehow removed the dark brown hair
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on the outside and what's left is this tan,
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like a cone, it's like a weird shape.
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They've like shaved off part of it.
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I haven't been brave enough to open one of those up yet,
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but I almost did last time, but they felt kind of soft.
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- Yeah, but Whole Foods is the only place
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that has for $1,000 a piece,
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the pre-cut up pieces of coconut.
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- And they're delicious.
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- 'Cause Whole Foods will pre-cut up any fruit for you
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and charge you $1,000 for it.
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- Is there anything that isn't $1,000 for Whole Foods?
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- No, there's some things like--
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- Pineapples.
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- Milk is a loss leader at Whole Foods.
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Our Whole Foods is the place where we can get
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the cheapest milk.
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- Is that right? - If they want to get you
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in the door, but do not buy any cut up fruit,
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because it costs more than a car.
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- I think we might have told this story on ATP
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like literally five years ago,
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but one day when I was at my jobby job,
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I decided to go out to eat,
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or like to grab some food from out,
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which was very unusual for me.
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Usually I brought like a sandwich or something.
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And I decided to go out and I worked very close
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to a Whole Foods, and so I went to Whole Foods
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and I went to the little hot bar and I was treating myself.
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- There's your mistake on so many levels.
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- Hold on, on a million levels, but I'm all excited.
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I got a little of this, a little of that.
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And because I'm American, I grabbed, you know,
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like a ladle full of mac and cheese,
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which of course weighs 85 tons.
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- And that and the hard boiled eggs,
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the weight will kill you.
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- Exactly, and so I grabbed some mac and cheese
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and I went through the line
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and of course this was 10 years ago, my memory shot.
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And so I'm probably making this up, but I genuinely think--
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- You're forgetting that you told the story
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on the show before, but go on.
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- I said that I told the story on the show before.
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You at least give me credit for that.
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So anyway, so I go to check out
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and it was like $18 at the hot bar for just me.
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- And that's a bargain.
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you can't get one thing and cut up pineapple for that price.
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- That's how they get to it.
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That isn't a whole food problem, that's every hot bar.
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When I used to work in Manhattan,
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we'd go out to lunch a lot of days,
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and we'd occasionally go to a place
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that had one of those big hot bars.
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You put anything in there, $13, anything.
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- Yeah, and it makes economic sense,
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both the hot bars and the pre-cut fruit,
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it's not like they're gouging you for the hell of it,
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it's because you have to pay someone
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to cut up all that fruit,
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and then they end up throwing out tons of it
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because it doesn't keep, right?
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And so someone prepares all that food,
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cooks it, puts it in these dishes,
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sits it out there, and then half of it gets thrown away
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because nobody bought it.
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And so the one person who buys a salad
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pays for a huge amount of food.
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And when you buy that thing of cut up fruit,
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yes, it's the cost of the fruit,
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but then it's the time of the person cutting it up.
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And then there's the fact that the seven other bins
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of pineapple are gonna get thrown away in two days
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and no one's gonna buy them.
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So you're buying all those too.
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- I think I mostly just upset because I had a pineapple
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today and it was really disappointing.
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My latest pineapple.
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- You discussed the difficulty of trying to get one
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that is the correct ripeness.
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I did actually Google up on that to try it,
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but it was very difficult advice to follow.
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- I even, and I knew when I was buying it,
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'cause I was wearing a big mask,
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and I was trying to dip the mask down
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to smell the bottom of the pineapple,
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and I couldn't smell much, and I'm like,
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"Well, can I not smell much because I just had a mask
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"on my face for an hour, or can I not smell much?"
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- Right. (laughs)
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- No, thank God that wasn't it,
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But yeah, so like, I knew going into it,
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I'm like, this is gonna be a pretty bland pineapple.
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But they were really, they were like on sale
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for like two bucks, I'm like, I gotta try it,
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just in case.
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- Isn't that your hint right there?
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- It's a $2 pineapple in January, Marco thinks
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I'm gonna go for it.
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- I don't know anything about pineapple,
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and even I know that's a poor choice.
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- I mean, for $2 you can't go,
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I mean, it's probably worth the gamble.
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'Cause who knows, you got lucky, but you didn't.
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- Yeah, I mean, it's not inedible,
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It's just not a good pineapple.
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When you get a good one, it's so good.
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Because I like pineapples, Jon.
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I don't know if, I find the natural form of it
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and I cut it up and I eat it and I like that.
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Does that make-- - Even now, I would say
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that if you like fresh pineapples
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but didn't like canned pineapples,
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I'd be like, "Mm, you don't really like pineapple."
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- Now, I don't like pineapple-flavored seltzer.
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Does that make me don't like pineapple, Jon?
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- Pineapple-flavored seltzer is just carbonated water
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that I wave a pineapple over for two seconds.
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It's like my martinis with vermouth.
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- You know, it's funny to me how genuinely upset you are
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about this market.
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- I love coconut, don't tell me I don't love coconut.
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- This has been annoying me for two weeks.
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- I know purest coconut love, your coconut love is processed,
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but I love pure coconut.
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- No, but it was the goal of you telling me
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I don't like coconut because I eat it
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like the most direct way.
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- I explained, I think I explained my reasoning.
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I mean, you may disagree with it,
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but I had, that was my thinking on that.
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And I think it is not an unreasonable way to think about
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who loves something more than someone else.
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Only you are agreeing on cheese.