449: An Unclean Mouse
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but an unclean mouse is funnier and makes people wait longer.
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- When you started out with it was gonna be a mouse update,
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I was not expecting that it was gonna be
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that good of an after show.
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- That's true, that's very true.
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- That was so much better than I expected. (laughing)
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- All right, let's do some pre-show.
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Hey, you know what, it is still September,
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which means it is Childhood Cancer Awareness Month,
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and even though Relay FM and all of you
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have absolutely done a phenomenal job
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of raising money for St. Jude,
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there's always more that can be done.
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There's always more.
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We are insatiable, just like rampant consumerism,
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we are insatiable.
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So hey, if you think that it would be crummy
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for any child to die because of cancer,
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which I think the three of us pretty much do,
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you should go to stjude.org/atp,
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S-T-J-U-D-E.org/atp,
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and you should kick in a little bit of money,
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and I will ask Marco in just a moment
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to repeat his plea, given what week we are in this month,
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but in general, it would be a great thing to do,
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especially if you're American,
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where our healthcare system is utterly broken,
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to please donate a little bit of money.
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Any amount of money is perfectly okay.
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'Cause you know why?
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Cancer kills more children under the age of 14
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than any other disease.
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Doctors from all 50 states and around the world,
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hello, non-Americans, refer their patients to St. Jude
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because they have the world's best survival rates
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for some of the most aggressive childhood cancers.
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St. Jude provides thousands of free consultations
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for doctors treating children worldwide.
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So again, non-Americans, this affects you too,
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including kids in your community.
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So, S-T-J-U-D-E.org/atp, if you please.
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Marco, why is this the best possible week
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to donate to St. Jude?
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Could you remind me, please?
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- Well, if you out there, listener,
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have just ordered a new iPhone,
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and for reasons I've ordered four, but I don't--
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- Oh my God!
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Spoiler alert!
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- It's not, okay, so I ordered a brief diversion.
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- No, no, no, no, no, lock it up, lock it up.
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Concentrate on St. Jude, that's more important,
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and then I promise you we will dig into this later.
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- Okay, so listener, if you've ordered
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between zero and four iPhones,
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I urge you to take whatever you paid for,
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say the sales tax, or the case, or the AppleCare,
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or if you're generous, all of those.
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Duplicate that amount and give that to St. Jude,
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because what you've said, by spending that on sales tax,
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or a case, or whatever, what you've said is,
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this amount of money I can do without.
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I didn't even think about it, really,
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when planning this purchase.
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I looked at Apple's price, it said like,
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eight and nine or whatever, and I'm like,
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that's what I'm gonna pay, even though at the end of the day
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you're walking out of there like 1,200 bucks later, right?
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Whatever that margin is, that you can kind of just spend
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without too much of a hit to you,
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give that to St. Jude if you can.
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And I know not everyone's gonna have this,
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I know not everyone has that much to spare,
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but I also know a lot of you do.
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A lot of you out there are fortunate enough
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to have that much to spare.
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So take what you can and give it to St. Jude.
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And this will, I promise you, absolve you
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of your consumerism guilt of having just bought
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between zero and four iPhones.
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So please, listeners, go out there, spend this money,
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give this money to St. Jude.
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It is the best thing you can do.
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As we mentioned before, they also accept cryptocurrency,
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and it's way better to give them cryptocurrency
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than hold onto it yourself,
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because they can turn it into real money.
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- That can do things.
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- We're gonna hear about this?
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- Yeah, we are.
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- They can turn it into real money
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that is much more environmentally friendly and useful,
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and that can actually help research and treat cancer.
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That's much better than whatever it's doing
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in your BitWallet or whatever.
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So whether it's cryptocurrency or whether it's your iPhone
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tax and case and AppleCare or whatever else,
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please donate to St. Jude.
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It is a fantastic cause, and you really,
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it makes such a difference in people's lives,
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way more of a difference than that iPhone's
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gonna make for you.
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So please donate if you can.
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- Yeah, absolutely, and we should say,
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at the time of recording, the fine, fine, fine folks
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at 1Password are still the top donors.
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I have dispatched some stickers to the 1Password folks.
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I know some of them have been received,
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so I know they were very happy about that.
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- Did you have to give them 475 stickers or whatever?
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- No, I did not.
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But they are leading the charge at nearly $27,000.
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But hey, you know what?
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It's still September.
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It is, even though the podcastathon was last week,
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which by the way, you should go watch the video,
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it was excellent, but even though that's already done,
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it is still September,
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it's still Childhood Cancer Awareness Month.
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It's not like childhood cancer just disappears
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in October, y'all.
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It's still there.
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So please, anyone who is willing and interested,
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if you're, hey, if you have $26,922.05,
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you could be the top donor.
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It's a small, I can't even say it with a straight face.
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It's a small price to pay,
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but I will send you stickers if you so desire.
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So please, S-T-J-U-D-E.org/ATP, if you please.
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And speaking of 1Password, I should note that,
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hey, if you are somewhat internet friendly
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with the founders of 1Password,
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you can get some bugs fixed real fast.
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So I complained very gently
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about how I couldn't drag documents onto the doc icon,
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and that's either already fixed or coming soon.
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I complained about the shaky, the,
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oh, your password was wrong, shake, and that's been fixed.
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So I'm feeling real good about this all of a sudden.
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1Password 8 is working great now, which is very exciting.
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- It would be kind of funny if after all this kerfuffle
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about Electron and everything,
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it would be kind of funny if 1Password ends up being
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the nicest Electron app,
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and all other Electron apps will use that as an example
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of, hey, you know what, it's not so bad to use Electron,
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'cause look at what they could do,
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if they actually just ended up making a really good app.
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- It is possible.
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- It's just 500 megabytes and uses all your RAM.
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- Yeah, a small price to pay.
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- No, you know what, no, it's not.
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That's the thing, like--
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- I'm trying to be nice.
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- That was sarcasm.
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- I'm trying to be nice.
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- I'm thinking it was serious.
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- No, I know.
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- I'm trying to be nice here.
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- That's the one, like, okay.
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I know that with a lot of care and attention,
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you can make an Electron app that usability-wise is fine.
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I wouldn't necessarily even say great,
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but you can get to the point
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where it's fine and nobody cares.
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But what they do care about
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is how incredibly heavy they still are
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in startup time, memory usage, and disk space.
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Those three are way worse than native apps most of the time.
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And I really, ugh, it makes me sad that,
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you know, like as a nerd,
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like I actually still care about the size of my app.
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My app is well under 10 megs,
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depending on how the app thinning process
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has gone on your phone or whatever.
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Usually it's like, you know, five megs or less or something.
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It depends on, you know, how it's happening.
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But, like, I love having a small app.
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I value that, my customers occasionally notice,
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and when they do, they value it.
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And it's so nice to know,
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even though you're gonna be downloading
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multiple gigs of podcasts with my app probably,
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that at least the app itself is only like 10 megs.
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And I take pride in that, and there are people who notice.
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And I also take pride in the fact that
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if you really are low on space,
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or if you have a small device,
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like small disk space device,
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that I'm not gonna be making your problem much worse.
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It seems like every app out there feels the need,
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or feels rather, not the need,
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but feels like it's an acceptable compromise
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to take 300 megs of space on your phone
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or your Mac or whatever.
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And that, to me, that sucks.
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That is greedy and unnecessary and sloppy.
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And honestly, unprofessional.
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And I wish that the electrons of the world
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and the people who use it
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would prioritize that a little bit more.
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And one thing that I think would be,
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one way to do this would be,
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have a subset of Electron that doesn't use Chromium,
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or Chrome, whatever the rendering blob is in the backend,
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have one that uses the native renderer
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on the platform it's running on.
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So WebKit on Apple platforms,
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whatever the Microsoft thing is on Microsoft platforms.
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- Now you're gonna get all the people who are gonna say,
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well we can't because WebKit doesn't implement
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all of the progressive web application APIs
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that we need for Electron.
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- I get that, but they could make a wrapper API slash app.
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Electron is not just a web browser,
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it is a wrapper SDK, whatever.
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So they could move that up the stack.
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They could actually have a much lighter weight
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like core rendering engine,
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and still use web technology to make the app,
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and just have a little bit more of a shim layer
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on top of it.
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And I think the benefits of that would pay off greatly.
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And so I hope that kind of thing takes off,
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because it looks like, look,
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we're all gonna be talking about this forever,
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but it looks like using web technologies
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to make one code base for multiple platform native apps
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is here to stay, and is going to be
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an increasing part of our world going forward.
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So if that's gonna be here to stay,
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we might as well make better ones.
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'Cause Electron is garbage,
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and I respect the efforts of people like 1Password
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who are trying to do a good job with it.
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And I know Slack has put a lot of work into this as well.
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I respect these companies that they're taking
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this massive pile of crap,
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and doing something good with it.
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But I also hope that we're also putting, as an industry,
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an equal or greater amount of effort
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into reducing the size of that pile of crap
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they have to deal with in the first place.
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And so hopefully that moves forward.
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Anyway, that's end for Ant, thank you.
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- We got a URL in the chat from one of the 1Password folks.
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So that's t-a-u-r-i dot studio.
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And apparently it's, the slogan on the website is
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build smaller, faster, and more secure desktop applications
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with a web front end.
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So maybe that is like a WebKit powered thing
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that you're thinking about.
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- 1Password folks seem enthusiastic about it.
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You know, when you mentioned like application size,
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I'm of two minds about that.
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On the one hand, I do the whole thing like of, you know,
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when I was a kid, I could get a candy for a nickel.
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Like that immediately comes to mind when you talk about
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my applications are small.
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They're, you know, Overcast is under 10 megabytes.
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And I think I have the operating system,
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my applications and my documents
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on a single 400K floppy disk.
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The whole OS, the whole thing, plus Mac paint,
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plus all my Mac paint documents, 400 kilobytes.
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But yeah, different times.
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But on the other side, in the modern era,
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of all the sins of Electron, disk space,
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I feel like is the lowest on the Mac.
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Just because, yes, it's kind of ridiculous
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that it's 259 megabytes for 1Password, right?
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But in the grand scheme of things,
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that is such a spec on even the smallest hard drive,
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or SSD or whatever,
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because people don't install 10,000 applications.
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And for something like 1Password, where it is like,
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this isn't just a random application.
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This is like an essential application
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that I use every day all the time, paying 250 megs,
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even though yes, we know from a technical perspective,
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it is wasteful.
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Paying that price for it is the least of people's concerns.
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RAM, much worse, because there is much less RAM.
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And RAM, there's tons of contention for, right?
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Because you could run all sorts of stuff,
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and they all want RAM, and they're all in a way,
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and you never quite have enough of it.
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Whereas again, you're not gonna install
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a whole jillion applications.
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Or if you're gonna fill your SSD,
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it's gonna be with media files and movies,
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and one of those is four gigabytes.
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Your stupid 250 megabyte application
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is the drop in the bucket.
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So I think RAM is a bigger deal.
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And then of course, CPU.
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CPU is perhaps the biggest deal,
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'cause that burns your battery,
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that makes your computer feel slower, right?
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So in addressing the sins of Electron,
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I would probably tackle them CPU first, memory second,
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and disk a distant third.
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But I agree that they all need to be addressed,
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'cause it is kind of silly.
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(upbeat music)
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- Speaking of things from big donors,
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one of the side perks of being the biggest donor even
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but for a moment is that I will be much more likely
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to include your feedback in a future episode.
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And this is from the anonymous troll,
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self-declared anonymous troll from, I don't know,
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it was one of the first big donations subsequent
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to the ATP donations.
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This was with regard to the satellite capabilities
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that were coming in the iPhone 13 but never landed,
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which clearly means they abandoned ship.
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It was not a rumor at all, right?
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'Cause they would never get that wrong.
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But anyways, I was lamenting on ATP a few weeks back.
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I guess it was before the event that,
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hey, the satellite phone I used many years ago,
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the antenna was massive, the phone was massive
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and the antenna was massive.
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And the anonymous troll pointed out,
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hey, there's these things that you can get
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that are basically sat phones for consumers
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and even more than that, kind of like pagers, if you will.
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So there's this thing called the Garmin inReach.
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And if you look at it,
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there's still a big fat antenna by iPhone standards,
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but compared to what I was envisioning,
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it is way tiny, super duper tiny, the antenna specifically,
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the rest of the devices, about the size you would expect.
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But what's cool about this is you can send emails
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and text messages and whatnot,
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basically anywhere in the world.
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And I was looking into it just out of curiosity
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and you can get a one and done month service for 15 bucks,
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which I don't think is terrible.
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I did love, I didn't write it down here in the show notes,
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but I did love that they were saying something like,
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when you send an email, it can take up to two minutes
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to actually connect and send.
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Which I mean, granted, it's dialing freaking space,
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but at the same time, I thought that was quite funny.
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It uses the Iridium satellite network.
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And actually a friend of mine,
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who Marco has met many years ago,
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does this sort, is in a tangential,
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like telecommunications space to satellite stuff.
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And I was discussing with him
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that there are apparently
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several different satellite networks
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that do this sort of thing.
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The one that Garmin uses is Iridium, which is 485 miles up.
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And I just thought this was a delightful fun fact.
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And I believe I'm reading from Wikipedia here.
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I didn't cite the source.
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That was my own fault, I'm sorry.
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But anyways, due to the shape
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of the original Iridium satellite's reflective antennas,
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the first generation satellites focused sunlight
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on a small area of the Earth's surface
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in an incidental manner.
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This resulted in a phenomenon called Iridium flares,
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whereby the satellite momentarily appeared
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as one of the brightest objects in the night sky
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and could be seen even during daylight.
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- I just think that's the wildest story.
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I think that's so, well, it's not delightful,
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but so delightful.
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- At least it wasn't like starting fires,
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like a big magnifying glass on the Earth.
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- If it was, do you think they would tell you?
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- Probably not, probably not.
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- They'd be like, well, they can't prove that it was us,
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so just tell them there's a light flare.
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- No. (laughs)
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Anyway, I just thought that was super interesting.
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And again, it's not really relevant in terms of the iPhone,
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but, or at least not this year anyways,
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but I was impressed how small the device,
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again, compared to what I was envisioning,
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and especially the antenna was.
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So I thought that was cool.
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So every once in a while, I will read something
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in the show notes that I know nobody can see,
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but I assure you it's there,
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and it will make me literally laugh out loud.
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And I was looking through the show notes earlier today,
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as I try to remember to do,
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to kind of get myself prepared
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for what we're gonna talk about.
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And there's a section of follow-up,
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and this entire episode is likely to be follow-up.
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It's Jon's favorite episode.
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But anyway, the section of follow-up is labeled iPhone,
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and the first bullet is as follows.
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Thick iPhone is thicc, T-H-I-C-C.
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And the best part about this is,
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I'm pretty sure this was Jon Syracuse's work.
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So Jon, was it you that wrote T-H-I-C-C?
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Because that is the most delightful thing
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I've seen in a while.
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- It was me.
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- Can I ask you something, first of all?
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When did the two of you first learn that word?
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- I don't know, a year or two ago?
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- Yeah, many years ago.
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- I don't know, not many years ago for me.
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- Yeah, mine was like, I can tell you exactly when it was.
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It was 2019 at WBC.
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I don't wanna say why, 'cause it's not nice,
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but that's when I learned the word.
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But I'm wondering, do you consider the word thicc
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with two Cs, if somebody called you that,
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is that a compliment?
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- Sure, I'd take it as a compliment, why not?
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It's all kind of, it's the kind of thing you can decide.
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You can decide whether you think that's a compliment,
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and I'm gonna say yes.
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I don't think anyone would ever call me that,
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but if they did, I would try to take it as a compliment.
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- You of all people absolutely not.
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- No, I don't think you'd ever get that, Jon.
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This is never gonna be a problem you're gonna have.
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- I mean, I think they would just call me thicc,
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as in thicc in the head,
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and I wouldn't take that as a compliment,
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but it's kinda hard to know how they're spelling it
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when they say it out loud.
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- Anyway, I just, I love, I love, I love so much
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that you wrote thicc iPhone is thicc.
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Makes me so happy.
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- Yeah, so Jon, tell me about this.
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- Thus begins the avalanche of follow-up,
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because we did the Apple event show
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the same day as the event,
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and so there's a lot of things we didn't know,
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and now we know them, and soon you will know them too.
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So, the thickness of the phone.
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We talked about the camera bump,
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and the little plateau, the little camera mesa,
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and all the other fretting about that.
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A bunch of people have some good science in this now,
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so we'll start with Ryan Jones,
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who did a tweet with a graph of all iPhones
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from the original on that shows
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the thickness of the phone body,
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the thickness of the rear camera plateau,
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and the thickness of the rear camera turret, right?
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In different colors in a stacked bar graph.
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So like the first three phones,
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it's just blue for the phone body,
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'cause there was no camera bump, right?
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And then you get up to the six,
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and that's the first one with a bump,
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but it doesn't have a mesa or a plateau,
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it just has the turret, right?
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And by the time you get up to the 13 Pro and 13 Pro Max,
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there's blue for the body, red for the plateau,
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and then pinkish for the camera turret.
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So you get to see the overall thickness
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of the thickest part,
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and also how much of each phone's thickness
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is made up by the plateau and the turret or whatever.
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Really gives a good perspective on the phone.
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You can see how dramatically the phones got skinnier,
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down to the, basically the five,
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and then they slowly got thicker,
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and then they started to get thicker in increments,
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and they got thicker and thicker,
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and there's still, you know,
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there was a couple little dips here,
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but anyway, it's a good, check out the graph.
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We'll put the link in the show notes,
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and Mark will probably make it the chapter arc.
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Bottom line is that the,
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if measured at the thickest point,
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which is of course the camera,
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the 13 Pro and 13 Pro Max are the thickest iPhones
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since the five, basically.
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Actually more than that.
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Thickest iPhone since the 3G, I think.
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Yeah, that's a big camera bump.
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Does any, we don't, none of us have our phones yet, right?
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- No, no, as a matter of fact-- - As a matter of fact, no.
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- No, don't even.
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I would really love to just be in Louisville, Kentucky
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right now because both our phones,
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spoiler alert, both our phones are now sitting in Louisville
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as with probably most Americans' iPhones,
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and I really wish I could just kinda swanter on down there
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and be like, "Hey guys, you wanna help me out?"
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But no, none of us have our phones,
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not until, in my case, probably late Friday.
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I don't know, Marco, well you probably won't get yours
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until after the weekend, right?
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- I'm mostly gonna get mine
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after it arrives on a boat on Saturday.
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- Oh, okay, there you go.
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I do think though, do you think,
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I mean, having none of us actually handle these phones yet,
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do you think this is a worthy trade-off of,
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do you think it's worth making the phone thicker,
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however many Cs you spell that with,
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for the camera?
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Even though the phone body itself is not super thick,
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but for the camera to continue to get larger
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and protrude out, do you think it's worth it?
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'Cause I gotta say, I do.
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To me, this is like,
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I mean again, not having handled these yet,
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I think this is absolutely worth it.
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And even though this one has gotten so much thicker
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that even in a case,
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the reviewers who have Apple's cases,
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even in a case, it doesn't sit flat on a surface anymore.
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'Cause the lens has protruded so far.
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- It's not even close.
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Yeah, we knew that was gonna be the case.
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The only chance it had was that the bump was gonna be so big
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that it itself would be a stabilizing factor.
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Like for example, imagine the camera bump
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went the full width of the phone,
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then it would lay stable, not flat,
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but it would lay stable at least.
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This isn't quite wide enough to do that either from reports.
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- Yeah, but still, I'm very happy to see,
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when it comes to camera lens and optics
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and sensor size and everything else,
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it really is limited by how much physical size
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you're willing to give something,
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and depth is one of the key limits.
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Like when you're dealing with these optics,
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that's why a lot of Android phones
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that have these super zoom things,
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they have to use a periscope kind of arrangement
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to turn the optics to the side
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to just achieve more depth,
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to get longer zooms and everything.
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For this, Apple's not doing that yet, if ever,
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but they're achieving more depth, larger, wider apertures,
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larger sensors, and to do that, you need size.
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Simple as that.
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And so Apple could have said,
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"Well, in order to preserve our ultra-thin,
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"ultra-light design language for our products,
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"we're just not gonna make the cameras bigger,
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"beyond a certain limit,
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"'cause they would stick out too far."
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And instead, they're not saying that.
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Instead, they're saying, "You know what?
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"No, the camera is so important to people, and to us,
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"and to the sales of these devices,
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"that we are gonna let it stick out,
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"even to a somewhat ridiculous level."
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Where it's almost doubling the thickness of the phone
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at this point, but it's like,
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we're gonna let the camera stick out to a ridiculous level,
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because it's that important.
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And even though it violates our principles
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of perfect physical design in certain ways,
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this is important enough to break those expectations.
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And so frankly, I am happy that Apple makes that decision.
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In this case, if you want a thinner, lighter,
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you know, shallower-depth phone in general,
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that doesn't have as much of a camera mount
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sticking out of the back of it,
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you can get the non-Pro ones.
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There's two options for you, they're both great.
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And if you want the best camera ever,
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well, you're gonna have to spend some depth,
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and they give you that option.
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And that's great, too, and I'm really happy to see
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that that's an option.
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While I'm ranting about this, by the way,
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I wanna do some quick follow-up.
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I had it a little bit further down,
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but I'll move it up here.
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We got a number of people writing in to school us
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on lens optics, things, 'cause we had said things
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in the event episode about how the apertures
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have gotten bigger in certain places,
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they've gotten smaller in others,
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and I was using that as a measure of quality, image quality.
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And a number of people wrote in to tell me
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all sorts of stuff, and let me tell you,
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about half of you are comically wrong.
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It's very easy to learn a little bit about optics
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and about lenses, 'cause you bought an SLR once,
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and you think you understand everything.
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I know, I've been there.
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My understanding of this is only slightly higher than you
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in certain areas, you half of these people out there,
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and I'll let you self-select and decide
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which half you're in, but I don't know
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that much about it either.
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What I do know, though, is that optical quality
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has a lot to do with how much light you let in.
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And so while, yes, it is possible to have very high quality,
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say, f/2.8 lenses, as honestly, almost every professional
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working photographer is almost always shooting a lens
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that is no faster than f/2.8, 'cause it's almost always
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a 24 to 70 or a 70 to 200, like almost all
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pro photographers are using those two lenses
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most of the time.
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So obviously I know that it is possible
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to have high quality lenses that are f/2.8.
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I also know that both the f numbers and the equivalent optics
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and the equivalent background blur amounts
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also change with sensor size.
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That's why if you compare what f/2.8 looks like
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on a full-frame camera, if you compare it up
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to what that looks like on a medium format,
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or if you compare it down to what looks like
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on a crop sensor or down to, say, a phone,
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they all look different, because that number
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is not the only number that matters.
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That number is actually derived from other numbers,
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and it all matters, all these numbers mean things.
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And so if you think this is gonna work on the phone numbers,
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the way it works on your SLR, I'm sorry, but it doesn't.
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It's a different, it's a whole different scene here.
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And then it's also different because the way
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optical quality is achieved, we're not maximizing
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all 12 megapixels most of the time.
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These lenses do not resolve that sharply,
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I would imagine ever, let alone most of the time,
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and if they did, they would probably require
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a ton of light to do so.
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So there's also all sorts of software processing
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that's going on here, and the way you give
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that software processing more to work with
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is by giving it more light and by having those,
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having bigger sensor pixels and everything else.
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So this is a very complicated issue,
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but when I said the f/2.8 aperture of the 77 millimeter
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equivalent 3x optical lens on the Pro,
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when I'm expressing concern about that not being
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a ton of light coming in, that concern is warranted,
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and I guarantee you when we see those images,
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we will see, and I think the reviews do somewhat
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back this up, we will see that in medium to low light,
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you're not gonna get what you really want
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out of that 3x lens.
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That being said, I am really looking forward
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to having it anyway because that's a lot of reach,
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and based on both the reviews and common sense,
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when you give it a good amount of light, it looks great.
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So it's gonna be great, but do a little research
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before you make assumptions about SLR camera lens
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equivalents, especially in regard to aperture
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because it does not work the same way.
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But more light coming in is better,
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and so the f/2.8 equivalent 3x lens
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is not gonna produce as good images as that 1x lens
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with its whatever it is, f/1.6, whatever it is, I forgot,
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but it's not gonna be as good as that
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because it's not letting in nearly as much light,
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and you're gonna have to do a lot more ISO hiking
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to get acceptable shutter speeds for stopping motion.
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It's gonna be a whole thing.
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As you know, SLR people, as you know,
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you have to really crank up the ISO
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and then do more noise reduction to capture stuff
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with smaller apertures.
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So anyway, all that is to say, it's complicated,
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and the 3x lens is not gonna be as good
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as you think necessarily, but it's still gonna be great
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to have it, and I'm looking forward to it.
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- To drive that point home, I just put a picture
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in both the chat and our Slack
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if you wanna take a look at it.
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This is a picture where you will see,
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I think what most people recognize as background blur.
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This photograph was taken at f/2.8 on an APS-C size sensor.
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It's not even a full-frame sensor.
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Try taking a picture at f/2.8 with your iPhone
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when you get it, you will not get these results.
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- No, and this also, I mean, this looks like it's awfully,
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I mean, to get that amount of separation at f/2.8,
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I'm gonna eyeball this and just say it's probably
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something like a 90 millimeter equivalent maybe?
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- Yeah, very close, very close.
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It is, I think if I'm reading the metadata
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in the Glass app correctly, it is 62 millimeters,
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but that's on APS-C, so it's 93 millimeters full-frame.
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- Yes, all right. - That's very impressive.
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Just a quick aside related to this,
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I think we might've brought this up on the show
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a couple of months back,
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but there's an individual whose name
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I will absolutely butcher,
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and I will not even try to pronounce it,
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but this person has written or created
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some really phenomenal interactive animated web pages.
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One is about cameras and lenses and how they work and so on,
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and another is about the internal combustion engine.
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Both of these are very, very long and involved
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and fascinating and well worth your time.
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So if you wanna learn more about how cameras and lenses work
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or internal combustion engines,
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we'll put links in the show notes
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because they are very, very, very well done.
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- All right, we need to talk more about phone thickness
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because believe it or not,
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we're not even done with that first item.
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- Oh yeah, well, and actually to answer Marco's question,
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which was, you know--
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- Oh, that's right, I haven't answered his question, too.
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- I'm the chief derailleur-in-chief.
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- Yeah, we're never gonna get through this episode.
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Anyways, your question was basically
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is this increased thickness worth it,
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specifically with regard to the camera,
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and you know, I was thinking about it as you were talking,
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and early on, when anyone would agree
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that iPhone cameras were improving but were not great,
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you know, this is, I couldn't put my finger on exactly
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when I feel like they moved from garbage
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to at least passable, and then from passable to good,
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I would say has only been in the last two,
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maybe four years, tops, but anyway--
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- When did they add autofocus?
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Was that like the iPhone 4 or 4S?
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- I don't recall.
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- I would say that was a huge jump.
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- Yeah, I mean, it's been better every year,
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but certainly, you know, you look at early Instagram pictures
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which granted, you know, Instagram butchered them
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in its own ways, but even the source
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of an Instagram picture of that era,
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you know, a 3G, 3GS, et cetera,
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they were not great photographs, but anyways,
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in my personal opinion, their iPhone photos
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are pretty darn good.
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They're not perfect, but they're pretty darn good,
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especially if you're not trying to do something
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super computational like portrait mode or whatever.
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Anyway, so with that in mind, now that the camera,
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or cameras, I guess I should say,
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are very, very, very good,
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I think it is worth the increased thickness.
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I am okay with my thick boy iPhone
00:31:04
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if it's for either battery life, actually,
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is another thing, battery life or for improved camera,
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I don't know, fidelity, quality, whatever.
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If it was thicker for other silly reasons,
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like, I don't know, just to make up a BS idea,
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like what if the taptic engine was like super thick
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and they said, well, screw it,
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we really want this super fancy taptic engine,
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now we gotta make everything big too.
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That would not be worth it to me,
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that juice is not worth the squeeze,
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but if you tell me I gotta make this camera plateau
00:31:30
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with, I love camera turret as well,
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the plateau with the turrets on top,
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you know, again, not having handled these,
00:31:38
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I think that juice is worth the squeeze,
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I think that is worth it to me,
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because as much as I do love having what I call
00:31:45
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a big camera, which is actually not that big a camera,
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I do love having it, but it's unwieldy
00:31:49
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and I don't have it with me all the time
00:31:51
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and we've made this point a zillion times on this show
00:31:53
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and we're not the only ones to make it,
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but, you know, having an iPhone or any phone
00:31:57
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that shoots decent pictures in your pocket always
00:32:00
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is amazing if you have pets, if you have kids,
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or if you're just like documenting your life
00:32:04
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even without either of those things.
00:32:06
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So yeah, I think it's absolutely worth it,
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especially these days when the cameras
00:32:09
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are getting so darn good.
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Jon, what's your two cents?
00:32:11
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- So I agree that it's worth it
00:32:13
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for the line of cameras they put out this year,
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because it separates the pro from the regular
00:32:17
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and like Marco said, if you don't like that big lump,
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you have a choice.
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The other one that is in most other ways
00:32:23
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just as good a phone has a slimmer camera
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and still the slimmer camera is also better
00:32:28
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than it was last year, like the One X camera
00:32:30
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has a bigger aperture, right?
00:32:32
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So, and they have sensor shift and all that, right?
00:32:34
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So it's great for this lineup, they made the right choice.
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As I said in the last show, again,
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still never having handled these phones,
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my wife's phone is on the way, she got the 13 Pro.
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I think their problem, Apple's problem,
00:32:49
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they have two problems here.
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One is I think they're at the natural end of the design
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of putting the cameras in the upper left corner
00:32:55
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of the phone, they need to revisit that,
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especially on the 13 Pro, the camera plateau
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is more than half the width of the phone,
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it is no longer in the corner in any sense,
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it is just, it is on the back of the phone, that's true,
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and it's not centered, that's true,
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but it's not really in the corner,
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so they need to revisit that.
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And the second problem they have is,
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if they follow a typical Apple pattern
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of passing this down the line,
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this big giant plateau starts to become a problem
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when it filters down and you no longer have
00:33:24
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a slim camera choice, and to that end,
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Marco briefly alluded to this
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when we were talking about this before,
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the rumors are that the iPhone 14 will go
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with an internal periscoped system,
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like that they can't, they're not gonna make it any thicker,
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that like if you need to get thicker than this,
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we need to do a periscope,
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and people are wondering what that looks like,
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like a periscope on a submarine
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where you're looking into this little tube
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and then there's a tube vertically,
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and then it goes out the top,
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imagine that big vertical tube in a submarine periscope
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is laying down inside your phone,
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it's to be able to get more distance
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between the sensor and the place where the light comes in,
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and rather than getting more distance
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by making this plateau taller and taller,
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they get distance by laying it down
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and using a series of mirrors inside the phone.
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Who knows, we're year out,
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are year out rumors worth anything,
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it's hard enough to get the rumors
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when you're six months out,
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but for what it's worth,
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the year out rumors about the iPhone 14
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show it with a flat back,
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and the only way you're gonna get a flat back on a phone,
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on the top end Apple phone,
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is if they do periscope stuff,
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'cause it's not like they're gonna say,
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oh, we changed our mind,
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we're going back to crappy cameras,
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like they're not gonna do that,
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so that's a possibility
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in terms of where do they go from here,
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they've maxed out the plateau,
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but I think the problem is like,
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if that happens, like okay,
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and then the iPhone 14 Pro has a flat back
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and they're all periscope lenses,
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I don't wanna see this giant lump wandering down the line
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and just becoming like,
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'cause I don't want it to feel like punishment
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to get the cheaper phone,
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like oh, I get the cheaper phone
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and it's got this giant ugly camera bump,
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the new ones have better cameras
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and they're flat on the back, right?
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Because getting the current 13 non-Pro
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doesn't feel like a punishment,
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because it's got a good camera,
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it's better than last year's camera
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in a bunch of important ways,
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and it's slimmer,
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so it's a compromise that makes more sense to me,
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and by the way, the final bit in here,
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Adrian Weckler had a photograph,
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I'm not sure if he took this photo
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or if it's from Apple's website,
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but it shows, I think, what is this,
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the 13 Pro versus the 12 Pro side by side,
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and you can see that of course, yes,
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the 13 Pro camera bump is bigger than 12 Pro,
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we knew that already,
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but also the 13 Pro itself,
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the body is a little bit thicker as well.
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That's true of almost all the phones this year,
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they're marginally thicker,
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the body part is marginally thicker than the other ones,
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and that's a move that I can get behind,
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because it gives you more room for more battery,
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maybe more room for that 120 hertz screen,
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who knows, whatever they need more room for,
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by all means, yes, please,
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take the extra half a millimeter,
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nobody will notice, nobody will care,
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and yes, the phone gets a little bit heavier or whatever,
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but the battery life is well worth it,
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so to answer Mark's question again,
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yeah, totally worth it this year,
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but I worry about the future,
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and I really do hope that they come up
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with some kind of solution,
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it doesn't have to be Periscope,
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they could decide the solution is
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instead of having a camera lump,
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we'll have a camera top half of the phone,
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which like I said, lots of Android phones
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do that right now,
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and I think that's perfectly fine too,
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like where your phone will have a thick half
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and a thin half,
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that will lay flat, not flat,
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but that will lay stably on a table,
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and it gives you even more room to work with,
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who knows what they could do with all that space,
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so I say go for it.
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- Moving right along, the folks at Halide,
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I think that's how you pronounce it,
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I might have that wrong,
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but anyways, it's a really good third party camera app,
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they put together a evolution of the iPhone camera bumps
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on Twitter, which we will link to,
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which was very well done,
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and unsurprisingly very thoughtfully designed,
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and it's worth taking a look at,
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I thought it was pretty cool.
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- Yeah, it's like a monochrome line art
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that I assume is to scale showing the evolution
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of the camera bumps,
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'cause the iPhone 6 was the first one
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to have a camera that stuck out from the phone at all
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in any way, and you could see how it went
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from one little thing sticking out,
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to two, to two vertically, to a giant square,
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to a giant square that looked like a stove,
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and like, you know, you could see,
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yeah, things are getting,
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you know, you're getting more and more circles,
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'cause the LiDAR sensor is there,
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and the flash is on the little plateau, yeah.
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- All right, moving right along and away from the cameras,
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Jeff Hackworth writes, "As expected, the iPhone 13 devices
00:39:25
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have the same screen sizes and safe areas
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as the equivalently named iPhone 12.
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The notch is narrower and a tiny bit taller,
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but the safe areas were far enough away
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for the safe areas to remain unchanged."
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So the safe areas, this is parts of the screen
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that Apple says, "Hey, you probably don't wanna put stuff
00:39:42
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there because it's up in the horns, if you will,
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or generally areas where you don't wanna put
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your user interface, but you can do it
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if you really, really want to."
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And we had, not just the three of us, but in general,
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the people had wondered, well,
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are the safe areas gonna be different,
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which would cause developers to potentially
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have to rejigger their user interfaces,
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and according to Jeff, no, that is not the case.
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And there are some images in the tweet
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which we will put in the show notes.
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- Yeah, and to be clear, the system frameworks,
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like the system navigation bars and everything,
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they all automatically stay out of the safe areas,
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and so you would only, this would actually only be a problem
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if you would really heavily customize an interface
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or interface controller to manually avoid the safe areas
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and had hard-coded their values
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instead of just calling the system and saying,
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"Whatever the top safe area inside is,
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move the bar down this amount,"
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or "Add as much padding," whatever.
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And not only do most apps not do that,
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but it's really easy to code that correctly. (laughs)
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To do it the wrong way is actually more work,
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so most apps will have no problems whatsoever
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and you won't even notice.
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- All right, Robert Spivak writes,
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"As a techie amateur photographer,
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I think the ability to shoot in ProRes,
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even at 30 frames per second, is awesome for a simple reason.
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I can continue to learn about color grading
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while actually being able to do it on a totally flat video
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without buying a $1,000 external recorder
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for my already multi-thousand dollar
00:41:02
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quote-unquote big camera.
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Corollary to your reality check on Hollywood and indie films
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being shot on the iPhone,
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it's not one guy with an iPhone running around,
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it's an entire expensive film crew
00:41:11
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with as many as 10, 20, or even 50 or more iPhones,
00:41:15
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and they solve the problems of file transfer speed
00:41:19
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and downtime using brute force.
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Throw money at the problem, get more phones."
00:41:23
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- Yeah, that's a typical movie production way to do it.
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Like, oh, it takes long to get every other phone,
00:41:27
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what are we gonna do?
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50 phones and a bunch of people, done.
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Yes, it will take hours to get the footage off,
00:41:34
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but we have an intern for that
00:41:35
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and another intern for another one,
00:41:36
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another one just bring me a new,
00:41:37
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for a refresh iPhone, refresh one terabyte iPhone.
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The cost of that is nothing compared to the cost
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of like one red camera.
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The thing about ProRes being like,
00:41:46
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oh, it doesn't seem like it's a worthwhile thing,
00:41:48
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as a learning tool, that totally makes sense.
00:41:50
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Like, what if you wanna learn about color grading?
00:41:52
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What's the cheapest way you can do that?
00:41:53
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Now, one of the cheapest and most convenient ways to do it
00:41:56
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is actually with an iPhone.
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You do have to use Apple's native editing apps,
00:42:01
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because I don't think third-party ones
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know about this whole,
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well, I guess the ProRes is fine,
00:42:05
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they don't know about the depth thing,
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which I would argue that you shouldn't bother
00:42:09
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trying to learn if you're into serious filmmaking,
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'cause it's not really relevant.
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But yeah, for color grading,
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the fact that you've got a little tiny thing
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that can shoot ProRes is kind of cool.
00:42:17
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- All right, battery sizes are going up.
00:42:18
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We've made a few mentions of this already,
00:42:20
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and The Verge had a really nice chart
00:42:22
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with the new phone, what the capacity is,
00:42:25
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what its direct predecessor was,
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and then what the increase in percent increase were.
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So the 13 mini went up 9%,
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the 13 went up 15%,
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the 13 Pro 11%, 13 Pro Max, 18.5%.
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- Those are some big batteries.
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I mean, we're starting to see the results now,
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like the reviews coming out.
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But the battery increases are no joke.
00:42:47
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And in particular, I wish I had pulled this stat,
00:42:49
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I didn't get a chance to do it.
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Gruber had in his review.
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On the Pro phones, the 13 Pro and Pro Max
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that have the high refresh displays,
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they support ProMotion.
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When ProMotion, well, when 120 hertz came to Android phones,
00:43:05
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very often there was an option to turn it off
00:43:07
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because it could really drain your battery
00:43:08
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if you left on 120 hertz all the time, right?
00:43:11
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And so like, oh, these Pro phones,
00:43:13
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they've got 128 hertz 'cause it's a Pro feature,
00:43:15
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but boy, I'm worried about battery life.
00:43:17
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Well, as we discussed last time,
00:43:19
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yes, they go up to 120 hertz,
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but they also have variable refresh rate,
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which can save you a lot of energy.
00:43:24
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And the place where that shows up in dramatic fashion
00:43:26
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is if you're, let's say,
00:43:28
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sitting on public transportation
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or a plane flight or something,
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watching a movie on your iPhone.
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Movies, most movies, unless you're Peter Jackson,
00:43:36
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are at 24 or 30 frames per second.
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And when you're watching a movie
00:43:41
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with a frame rate like that,
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the Pro phones will refresh the screen 30 times a second
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instead of 60 or 120 or whatever.
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Whereas if you watch it on the non-Pro phone
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without ProMotion, they're at 60 hertz all the time.
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So every single frame is being refreshed
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onto the display twice pointlessly
00:43:57
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because there's only 30 frames per second in the movie,
00:44:00
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but your phone is like 60, 60,
00:44:01
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you know, doing 60 frames per second.
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And so the difference,
00:44:05
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hopefully Casey has looked it up by now,
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the difference in streaming video view time
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for the 13 Pro against the 12 Pro is dramatic.
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I think it might be double or close to double.
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- It almost doubled it.
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- Almost doubled your,
00:44:19
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so if you're watching, it's like how many hours of movies
00:44:21
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can I watch on this plane flying on my phone
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before my battery's drained?
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Almost doubling for an 11% battery size increase.
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How do they do that?
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Don't refresh the screen so much.
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'Cause when you're watching video,
00:44:32
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that's basically all you're doing.
00:44:34
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It's like decompressing the video
00:44:36
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and even doing the networking
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is nothing for the A15 system on a chip.
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It's not even, it's like ho-hum, it's like yawning, right?
00:44:44
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Because they've got hardware decoders
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for the codecs that are supported,
00:44:46
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like it's extremely battery efficient.
00:44:48
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The most expensive thing that you're doing
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is running the screen and presumably playing audio.
00:44:54
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And given that they're basically,
00:44:55
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they can probably, it probably takes straightforwardly
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half the energy to refresh at 30 frames per second
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instead of 60 and everything else is a rounding error.
00:45:03
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So if you're worried, I wanna get the Pro phone,
00:45:05
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it's got all these cool features,
00:45:06
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but it isn't gonna take a hit in battery life.
00:45:08
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It's the opposite.
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If you pay more for the Pro phone,
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depending on what you're doing,
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you may get dramatically better battery life
00:45:14
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if you're really taking advantage of the screen refresh.
00:45:17
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And as we said last week,
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the same goes for if you're just looking at a webpage
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and not scrolling.
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It's refreshing at 10 hertz instead of 60.
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That's a big battery savings.
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- Yeah, so reading from Gruber's review,
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the 13 mini went from 10 hours to 13.
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The 13 went from 11 to 15, but here we go, buckle up.
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The 13 Pro from 11 hours on the 12 Pro
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to 20 hours on the 13 Pro.
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And then the Pro Max goes from 12 hours on the 12 Pro Max
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to 25 hours on the 13 Pro Max.
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So you could sit there, hypothetically,
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streaming Netflix or what have you
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for 25 hours on one charge of your battery.
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- Which is double what you could do with last year's phone.
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- As long as you weren't using the built-in speakers,
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'cause that's a huge drain.
00:46:03
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- Yes, physically moving air really kills your battery.
00:46:06
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Physically moving photons also kills your battery, apparently.
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- Yeah, I feel like this is one of those areas
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where as technology goes on,
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it's harder to give useful battery life estimates
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because it becomes increasingly about
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picking up little efficiencies here and there,
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and therefore the battery life of something
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becomes much more dependent on what you're doing.
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It'd be one thing if you were trying to measure
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the battery life of a Game Gear.
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Well, it's 10 minutes, whatever it is.
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- If you're lucky.
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- 10 minutes, there goes six AA batteries.
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Was it six or eight?
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- Atari Lynx was similar in battery life,
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counted in seconds.
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- I mean, why would anyone use Sega hardware?
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It was all garbage.
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- Anyway, so.
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So back then, things were simpler.
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Processors were always running at a fixed clock speed,
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and it was like whatever you were doing,
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the screen was always using the same amount of power
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no matter what it was displaying, stuff like that.
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And now, we've picked up all these efficiencies
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as technology's gotten better and more complicated,
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and so now, when you look at something like video playback,
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well, that depends on a lot of things.
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Is the codec being hardware accelerated?
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That matters.
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Part of the A15 changes over the A14
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is they've added some more hardware acceleration for video.
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Now, I don't know enough to know what that's for.
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Some of it's probably for ProRes,
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but what if some of it is for AV1
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or whatever other codecs people are starting to use
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that are not H.264, H.265,
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then if Apple can hardware accelerate that,
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then that'll improve the efficiency
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and therefore battery life of whatever new services
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or non-Apple services might be using that kind of stuff.
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That maybe it'll help with YouTube,
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maybe it'll help with Zoom, who knows?
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So there's that kind of efficiency, hardware acceleration.
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Then it's all right, well, is it now do we have
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a lower frame rate than 60 hertz to display?
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Then on the 13 Pros, now you can clock down the screen
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and save some refresh, some screen refresh power there.
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Also, these are OLED screens.
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So if it's showing dark content versus light content,
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you're gonna save some power there.
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Like it's so dependent.
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And also now, with the new promotion stuff,
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the screen is refreshing in other apps
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based on not only how much is changing on screen,
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but also how often you are touching the screen.
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Because when you're touching the screen,
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it has to ramp up the refresh rate
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to track your finger faster and have smooth motion
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if you're scrolling through a list.
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So again, it's gonna depend even more now
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on how much are you touching the screen?
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What are you watching?
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Are you watching things that are constantly moving,
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like video, or are you watching a scrolling text
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or fixed image view, in which case it can have
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more opportunities to save power?
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So we're moving just further down this road
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of the battery life is going to be increasingly
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kind of like shrug emoji, just well,
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just try it and see how it goes for you.
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Because it's gonna depend so much on what you're doing.
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And this is only increasing over time.
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- Another thing people in chat room pointed out
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is I'm not sure if the iPhone 13 Pro has this,
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but I'm gonna assume it does.
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The LTPO screens, low temperature,
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- It does. - Polycrystalline
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silicon screen.
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My question is, okay, the 13 Pro has it.
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Does the 13 have it too, or no?
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- As far as we know, no.
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That seems to be like the difference
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between whether something can have promotion or not,
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is whether it has the LPTO OLEDs.
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- So anyway, if it's only in the Pro phones,
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that is another sort of blanket across the board
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power savings, because one of the advantages of LTPOs
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takes less power to run the backplane
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behind the screen or whatever.
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So yeah, I feel like it makes sense to me
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when the more expensive, fancier phone
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has better things in it.
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Like, I don't know, that sounds ridiculous, but like.
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But yeah, if you pay more, you get the fancier screen,
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and you get more battery life, and you get 120 hertz,
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like, yeah, it is easier to explain what you're getting
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with the 13 Pro versus the 13 than it was
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with the 12 Pro versus the 12.
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- I would also say, I will disagree with something
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John said, you know, 15 hours ago,
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at the beginning of this topic, which was,
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you said that the gains on the batteries were substantial,
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and I would say, honestly, the mini only going up 9%.
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I don't think it's enough.
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- But like you just said, it depends on what you're doing.
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If you're watching movies on a plane, it's huge.
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If yeah, if you're just browsing the web,
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oh, it's a single digit percent.
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But in terms of absolute time, Apple's estimates are like,
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you get like one extra hour on the mini or something,
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and it's like web browsing test.
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One extra hour, that's significant.
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- It is, but I think if the mini's battery life
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was not enough for you before,
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it's unlikely that this is going to make a difference.
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- I'm mostly just setting aside the mini,
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'cause nobody buys the phone,
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and you're not even buying it again this year.
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But for the big phones, you get like an extra two hours
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or something or an extra one point,
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like even just one extra hour on a phone,
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it really makes a big difference in terms of making it,
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like if you're, the difference between running out
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and having an extra hour, if you're anywhere close
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to making it through the day, is a huge difference.
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And I think my 12 Pro battery life is great.
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Granted, I don't really go anywhere, but I think it's great.
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But when my phone is approaching zero,
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if I'm out doing something, if at that moment I say,
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what would you give for one extra hour?
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I would say yes, I would pay for a new phone for that.
00:51:28
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So if you're getting half an hour or 15 minutes or whatever,
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but if you're getting double for watching Netflix
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plus an extra hour in your average day
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or an extra one point five hours or whatever,
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I think it's pretty significant.
00:51:40
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- Yeah, and for the record, if the mini was offered
00:51:43
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with the Pro camera system,
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I probably still would have gotten it.
00:51:47
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- That would be hilariously lopsided.
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- It would just be, it would be go across the entire back,
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like just the whole width of the back.
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- It would be 75% of the width.
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That's what's so awkward about their design.
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It's like you're not in the corner anymore.
00:51:59
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Nobody puts these cameras in a corner.
00:52:00
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- I finally get the reference.
00:52:02
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- Hey, it's a good movie, isn't it?
00:52:04
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You carried your watermelon.
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- It's a decent movie.
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I don't love it as much as everyone else does.
00:52:07
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- A decent movie?
00:52:08
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It's decent.
00:52:09
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- You're such a hard critic.
00:52:11
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- I've only seen it once and I actually,
00:52:14
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I think Marco's right, it's fine.
00:52:16
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- Well, you're both wrong, it's an amazing movie.
00:52:19
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- I was just arguing with Snell
00:52:20
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about real genius earlier tonight, so we can move on.
00:52:23
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Hey, John, do you wanna run through this
00:52:25
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like specs gobbledygook that's in the show notes?
00:52:28
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- Yep, sure.
00:52:29
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This is still an open question.
00:52:30
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I didn't get any kind of confirmation of it
00:52:32
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because phones still aren't quite in people's hands
00:52:34
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or whatever, but there were some things
00:52:35
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that I saw early on where someone's speculating
00:52:37
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the 13 Pro's clocked higher than the 13
00:52:40
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in terms of megahertz on the system on the chip.
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Don't know, well, I guess we'll revisit that.
00:52:45
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If anyone knows for sure, let us know,
00:52:46
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but of course, probably by next week,
00:52:47
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people will turn the thing open and let us know for sure.
00:52:50
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One thing we do know is same as last year,
00:52:52
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the 13 has four gigs of RAM and the 13 Pro has six.
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It's exactly the same as it was with the 12, 12 Pro.
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So another thing you get on the Pro is more RAM,
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which is nice.
00:53:01
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Apparently they come with dual eSIMs now,
00:53:04
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which is important for people who want to be able to
00:53:07
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not deal with a physical SIM
00:53:09
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and have two eSIM thingies active.
00:53:11
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Given the messed up situation with carriers in the US,
00:53:14
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I'm not even sure if I can use the eSIM,
00:53:16
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but I do like the idea of going to eSIMs.
00:53:18
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Having a SIM card slot at all on the phones
00:53:21
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when we have this eSIM technology seems to me
00:53:24
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to be barbaric, but that's carriers for you.
00:53:28
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- Hard disagree, because one of the things that I love
00:53:31
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about just moving a SIM from one phone to another
00:53:33
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is that generally speaking, I can A, handle it myself,
00:53:38
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B, not have to rely on the carrier at all,
00:53:39
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and C, don't get charged the completely stupid
00:53:43
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like $25 to $50 upgrade fee every single year,
00:53:46
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every other year, what have you.
00:53:47
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- But you're just complaining about carriers there.
00:53:49
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Like technologically speaking,
00:53:50
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there's no reason any of that has to be true.
00:53:52
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It is true, I agree with you,
00:53:53
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but it's because carriers are evil and stupid,
00:53:55
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but I want to live in a future where I don't have to have
00:53:58
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the little magic plastic thingy with the metal things on it
00:54:00
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and a tiny little slot and a tiny little paperclip tool
00:54:03
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that comes with all of our phones.
00:54:04
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So I really do hope that we get over this hurdle
00:54:07
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and eventually, kind of like back when all our phones
00:54:09
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were locked and everything, it took a long time
00:54:11
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for us to get over that BS.
00:54:13
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That was entirely carrier manufactured BS.
00:54:15
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That's the type of stuff we can overcome
00:54:17
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with policy changes over time,
00:54:19
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or even just something as simple for the old folks
00:54:22
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of having our phone numbers be portable.
00:54:24
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That didn't used to be a thing, young kids.
00:54:27
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It just became a thing because people complained, right?
00:54:30
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So carrier BS, telecom carrier BS,
00:54:33
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can with many, many decades eventually be overcome.
00:54:37
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And having the technology in place to say,
00:54:39
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"You know what, we don't need your little plastic card
00:54:41
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"anymore, just change your policy so they're not stupid
00:54:43
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"and we'll just do everything in eSIMS
00:54:44
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"and everything will be automatic."
00:54:45
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So we're not living there yet,
00:54:47
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but I'm glad to see that dual eSIMS are supported.
00:54:50
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And for people who live in the more civilized world,
00:54:52
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I think dual eSIMS will already be a convenience for them.
00:54:55
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Let's see, so lots of the reviews that are coming out now
00:54:58
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have pointed out that on the 13 Pro,
00:55:01
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the switching from the 1X camera to the macro lens,
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when you're going really, really close to something,
00:55:07
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is kind of jarring.
00:55:08
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Like you look in the viewfinder
00:55:09
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and the phone will automatically say,
00:55:11
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"I know you have the 1X camera selected,
00:55:14
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"but I'm gonna stop using that camera
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"and I'm gonna switch to,"
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what is it, the ultra-wide that does macro?
00:55:18
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- Yes. - "I'm gonna switch
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"to the ultra-wide and put it in macro mode."
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So it switches cameras on you without you knowing
00:55:25
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and without the UI reflecting that,
00:55:26
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and what you see through the viewfinder
00:55:28
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goes through this jarring transition where it's like,
00:55:30
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"Ooh, oh, now you're looking through a different camera."
00:55:32
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And the background jumps and it looks weird.
00:55:34
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We'll put a link to a YouTube video
00:55:36
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so you can see it in action.
00:55:37
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But almost everybody who's reviewed the camera has said,
00:55:39
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"That's kind of weird."
00:55:41
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And it doesn't make for a pleasant experience,
00:55:43
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and it basically reframes your shot a little bit too
00:55:45
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while you're zooming in, and you can't control it.
00:55:47
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It changes to the macro lens
00:55:50
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when it thinks there's a thing too close to it.
00:55:53
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So that's kind of crappy,
00:55:54
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but already based on all these reviews,
00:55:56
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Apple has said officially that they are going
00:55:58
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to release a software update that lets you enable
00:56:00
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or disable this auto switching.
00:56:01
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So if you don't like the auto switching
00:56:03
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and you just wanna control which camera it uses yourself,
00:56:05
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you can turn that off.
00:56:06
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And I think I probably will turn it off,
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because if I want a macro shot, I know I want a macro shot,
00:56:10
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I will enable it or go to the macro camera or whatever.
00:56:14
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I don't like it trying to switch for me.
00:56:15
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- Yeah, I think it depends for me on what is the behavior.
00:56:19
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So if, assuming that the ultra wide lens
00:56:24
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is always capable of focusing down to two centimeters,
00:56:26
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which is great, if it's always able to do that,
00:56:28
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and if you get close enough, it does it,
00:56:31
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then if you have to switch over to the ultra wide
00:56:33
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to have that close focus capability,
00:56:35
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that would be kind of nice.
00:56:37
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Because I saw the video clips of the people
00:56:39
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who show what happens when it jumps over,
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and it is, I would say it's inelegant.
00:56:44
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And so if they can in the future do it
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without that kind of jump, great.
00:56:49
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If this is what we have to live with to get macro,
00:56:52
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again, it's inelegant, but I'll live with it,
00:56:55
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because macro focusing distances are very, very close.
00:56:58
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It isn't just if you wanna take a picture
00:57:00
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of a butterfly or whatever, it's also very useful
00:57:04
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in everyday situations.
00:57:05
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Scanning QR codes or magnifying text,
00:57:09
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taking the picture of the label on the back
00:57:11
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of your wifi router so you can then go type
00:57:13
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in the password somewhere.
00:57:15
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There's all sorts of useful little times like that
00:57:18
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where having closer focusing distance will be very helpful.
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And so if I have to tolerate the little jump,
00:57:24
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yeah, it's inelegant, but I'll take it
00:57:26
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because the utility is worth it.
00:57:28
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But if there's ways to avoid that, even better.
00:57:30
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- Yeah, I think that having an auto switch by default
00:57:32
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is probably the correct default,
00:57:33
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'cause people won't know about it otherwise.
00:57:36
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What I'm mostly worried about is,
00:57:37
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like, oh, my finger accidentally goes in front of the phone
00:57:40
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and it thinks something is doing macro range
00:57:42
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and switches, like sort of false starts
00:57:43
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or sort of gear hunting in automatic transition parlance
00:57:48
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where you're like, you're right at the edge of the distance
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- All right, tell me about A15 Performance.
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- This is a big question.
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The first one we have in the follow-up here
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is in a very early article from Techmeme.
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It's linking to a semi-analysis substack that says,
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here's a quote from the thing,
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"Apple, in a first, reported no CPU gains for the A15,
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"likely because of the engineers' exodus
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"to companies like Nuvia and Rivioos."
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So this is a whole big story about how Apple
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has this huge brain drain in their chip design staff.
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Like, 100 people have left Apple's chip design place
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to go work at other places or run their own startups,
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which is a thing that has happened.
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They've lost a lot of people,
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because once you're extremely experienced
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and know what you're doing,
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the temptation to start your own company
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and do your own thing is very real,
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and that's Apple's challenge to overcome.
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But apparently Apple has lost a lot of good people to that.
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But the other part of the thing of saying,
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"Apple, in a first, has reported no CPU gains."
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Well, Apple didn't really, as we told you last week,
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didn't really say much specifically about the A15.
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They just compared it to chips
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that are way slower than it,
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and then we tried to do back-of-the-envelope math
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to figure out how much faster the A15 is than the A14.
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But this was the first story of like, no CPU gains, right?
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Now that people have them, reviewers have them,
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and they've been testing them a little bit,
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we have some numbers.
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So here's Ben Bajarin.
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He has a big article about the A15 performance.
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You can read about it.
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He has some graphs.
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One of them shows, "For the past five years,
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"Apple has had an average of 19% GPU gains year over year,
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"but for the A15, Apple has increased GPU performance
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So normally, it's like a 20% increase,
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and this year it's a 50%.
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And it's no surprise why, extra GPU core.
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Like, GPUs are embarrassingly parallel.
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If you want to make them go faster, you add more GPU.
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Like, it's very easy to add more GPU.
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And so they, it's not many more,
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but a four-core GPU, and they went to a five-core.
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But hey, big bump.
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But on top of that, the A15 GPU also has new features.
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It has an increased core count, which I just said.
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It has increased F32 math rate per core,
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lossy renderable textures
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that save memory and storage bandwidth,
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support for sparse depth and stencil textures,
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and a new SIMD shuffle and fill instructions.
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This is from Gokhan Avkaro-Gulari,
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who gave me all this information about the GPU.
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And Apple itself has a Tech Talk video.
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Like, they put out these little videos.
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They're kind of like miniature WWC videos.
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They have a Tech Talk called
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Metal Advances in A15 Bionic
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that goes over a lot of these features.
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So not only does the A15 have another GPU core,
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going from four to five if you get the Pro phones,
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although the non-Pro ones have five too.
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One of them is just broken.
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But GPU performance is basically
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a double the normal year over year increase
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for GPUs on the iPhone.
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So that's all good news.
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But what about the CPU?
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So what Jason Snell says is,
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"While the last four processor upgrades
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have averaged a 20% speed boost in single core performance,
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on my scorecard, the A15 is only about 11% faster
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than the A14.
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And multi-core performance,
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the speed gains are even more meager,
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about 4% compared to average gains
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of around 22% every year for the past three years."
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So the A15, much faster and better and bigger GPU,
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you know, a very big GPU increase.
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Single core, 11%, 10%, but still not zero.
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And then multi-core only about 4%
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because it has the same number of CPU cores.
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So the A15 cores, the A15 is better than the A14.
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A lot in GPU, not so much in CPU, but still it is better.
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So the original tech meme story of no CPU gains,
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not true at all, right?
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If you want to see that in a graphical form,
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MacRumors has a story about it.
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And there is a graph from, who is this from?
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This is Ben Bajarian's graph, I think,
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showing single core percentage increase over time,
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starting with the iPhone 5S.
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And plus a little line graph showing you like
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what the percentage increase is.
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And yeah, this is a little bit of a down year,
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but in the overall graph,
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you can see their system on chips are still getting better.
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And the final bit here from our friend DHH at Basecamp,
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he did a tweet this afternoon,
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"The fastest single core performance for JavaScript
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"in any computer at any price is," drum roll please,
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"the $499 iPad Mini with an A15."
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- This is bananas.
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- Now why is that?
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We just got done saying, oh,
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the A15 is only 10% faster than the A14.
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Yeah, but the A14 was really fast.
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The iPad, this is in one particular JavaScript benchmark,
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you know, setting aside how representative this is.
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Obviously, DHH cares about it because Basecamp has a web app
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and they have like web apps like the Hey Email app
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and everything.
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So they care about JavaScript performance
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and apparently they care about this one benchmark.
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And in this one benchmark,
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if you look at the number three fastest computer
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is the MacBook M1 using Chrome,
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the number two iPhone 13 Pro,
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and the number one device, iPad Mini A15.
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And this is not a list of Apple devices.
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This is a list of like, at any price,
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any computer thing that you can buy,
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single core JavaScript performance.
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If you go down, I forget where it is,
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it's like how many items is this?
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10,
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11, 12, 13, 14, around.
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Around item 16 or 17 is the first Android phone
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with a score of 84.
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The iPad Mini has a score of 245.
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So yeah, the iPad Mini is the fastest single core
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JavaScript performance device you can buy
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at any price from anybody.
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It's faster than the M1 MacBooks,
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certainly faster than all the Intel ones.
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If you look down, there are some Intel ones,
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I guess, in the top 10.
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The iMac 3.8, i7 has a score of 150.
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Again, iPad Mini 245.
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So is the A15 a good chip?
01:05:05
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Yeah, it's pretty good.
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Are the A15 cores good?
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They seem pretty good.
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If there's an M2 and it uses A15 cores,
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that will be a good thing for everybody.
01:05:12
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- Yeah, it's been interesting seeing more so
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right after the event, all the kerfuffle about,
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"Oh, Apple didn't make any improvements.
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"What are they doing here?"
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I hear the idea behind that,
01:05:26
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but I can't help but wonder,
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if you look at all the departures
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that have supposedly happened from their chip team,
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and then on top of that, we're still waiting
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for what I would call the real MacBook Pros
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and for potentially an iMac Pro
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and a bunch of other Mac hardware.
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And if it really is the same team now,
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which I have to assume it is,
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what if they just kind of cruised on the A15
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and they really dedicated all of their time
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on whatever's coming up for the MacBook Pro
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that I'm going to Instabuy?
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And obviously I won't know.
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I can't know until we see what happens.
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And I will never know if they're related events or not.
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But if I were to wager a guess,
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I think what's happening is that they're just trying
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to put out the biggest fire, which is getting chips
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for their forthcoming MacBook Pros.
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- It's hard to know how they're prioritizing things internally
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but I think the explanation for the A15's performance delta
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of the A14 is as simple as saying that they knew
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the A15 would be manufactured on the same process
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And when you're on the same process,
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when you don't have a shrink,
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when your transistors don't get any smaller,
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you are very limited, especially in a phone,
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to what you can do.
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Because the bottom line is you have a power envelope
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and if you're at the same process size,
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it's kind of the same power envelope.
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So it's like, okay, do exactly what you did with the A14
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but do it faster but use the same amount of power or less.
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And you're like, well, if I have a shrink, I can do that.
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That's the whole point of shrinks.
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But if I don't have a shrink,
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so if I could have done that,
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I wouldn't think I would have done it on the A14.
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So it's very difficult to eke out extra performance.
01:07:00
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Not impossible 'cause you can see here they're doing it
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but it's very difficult to eke out those huge,
01:07:03
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oh, 30% faster this year, 20% faster
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in single core performance without also having a shrink.
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So why is the A15 only 10% faster
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in single core than the A14?
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'Cause it's also on five nanometer.
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And what else are you gonna do
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while staying within that power?
01:07:19
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But as I was trying to emphasize with the iPad Mini thing,
01:07:22
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like why is the iPad Mini on top?
01:07:24
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Maybe it's clock tire, maybe thermal throttles less.
01:07:26
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Like the iPad Mini is obviously a friendly
01:07:29
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or thermal environment than the phone
01:07:31
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just 'cause it's so much bigger
01:07:32
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and there's so much room for heat to dissipate
01:07:34
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and everything like that.
01:07:36
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And it's not that much faster than the iPad.
01:07:38
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So the scores are 245 for the iPad Mini
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and 238 for the iPhone 13 Pro.
01:07:43
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But the point is 10% faster than an A14 is phenomenal.
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Is the, right?
01:07:50
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It's not like, oh, it's only 10% faster.
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Yeah, it's 10% faster.
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Intel chips, if they got 10% faster year over year,
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we used to celebrate because it was so rare.
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So I'm not disappointed in the A15 performance.
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In anything I'm excited about the possibility
01:08:03
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of having A15 cores in an M2
01:08:06
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in like next year's MacBook Air redesign
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that we talked about a few shows back.
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We shall see.
01:08:11
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And then finally photographic styles, Jon.
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- We didn't mention it all last week.
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It's the thing where you can say like,
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I like my photos to be contrasty
01:08:17
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or I want them to be cool or warm or, you know,
01:08:20
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it's kind of like applying a bunch of different settings
01:08:24
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to all the photos you take,
01:08:26
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which is a nice touch because iPhones take iPhone pictures.
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Like it's very pervasive in the Apple world.
01:08:32
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If you take a picture with your phone,
01:08:33
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I see this all the time because I use Apple,
01:08:35
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you know, I have an iPhone and I also use Apple photos.
01:08:37
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If you take a picture with your iPhone
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and then you load that picture up in Apple photos
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and you click on the little like magic wand thing
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that says just make my picture look nice, Apple.
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And it's an iPhone picture.
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It says it does what Fonzie does
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in front of the mirror in Happy Days.
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Neither one of you knows this reference.
01:08:53
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There you go. - Hey.
01:08:55
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- What Fonzie does in the intro to Happy Days
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is he goes up to the mirror in the bathroom
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and he's got his black plastic comb out of his back pocket.
01:09:03
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- Yeah, and he comes here.
01:09:04
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- He goes and puts his two hands up to,
01:09:05
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he goes and puts his two hands up to his hair,
01:09:07
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his greasy hair to like,
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I'm gonna comb it with this black, my black plastic comb.
01:09:10
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And he goes about to comb it and he looks in the mirror
01:09:12
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and he says, ah, you know what, I already look great.
01:09:15
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Hey, and he doesn't comb it.
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That's exactly what Apple photos does.
01:09:18
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When it sees you, you took a photo on iPhone,
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it's like adjust your picture, hey, it's already great.
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It doesn't do anything, it doesn't change anything.
01:09:25
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I mean, maybe it, like, because it already,
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whatever adjustment that little magic thing was gonna do,
01:09:30
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your iPhone already did.
01:09:31
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Your iPhone is very opinionated
01:09:33
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on how it interprets the incredible mess of noise
01:09:35
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that comes off the sensors from these cameras.
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And that opinion has been like the way iPhone pictures look.
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And photographic styles finally lets people
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have some say in that and say,
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I don't like the way they look.
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I think they're too cool and I wish they were warmer.
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I think they're too warm and I wish they were cooler.
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I think they're too low contrast and I wish they were higher.
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I'm not sure how flexible this feature is,
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but literally doing anything to sort of be able to change
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like across the board, how your pictures look,
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I think is a good idea.
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And I saw that picture, the thing I thought of Tiff,
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because Tiff has her own personal photographic style.
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If you've seen a lot of her photography,
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you can pick it out.
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Tiff does that manually because it's the Tiff style, right?
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I don't think photographic styles can match the Tiff style.
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I don't think there's any chance in hell
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it could do what she wants to do to the pictures.
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But in that vein of having a personal style
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of how you want your pictures to look,
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it's great that the phone is starting to go
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in that direction for people who don't have
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Tiff's photo retouching skills,
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or maybe don't even know what their taste is,
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but having three or four settings
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they can flip through and say, oh, I like this.
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And they just turn that on, and from that point on,
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all their pictures are slightly warmer
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and they're just happier with their camera.
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So I think this is a good idea.
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- Yeah, me too.
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I am all for this feature.
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I think this is great because I remember,
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it was only a month or two ago when we had Friends visit
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and I talked on the show about how one of them
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is a really good photographer and was using her own camera,
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like a standalone camera, and that I noticed
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that the way it just rendered colors and contrast
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was just different than the iPhone.
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And it was, in addition to being a really nice camera,
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it was also just refreshing to see a different balance
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of choices there being made by that camera.
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It was a refreshing change of pace from my photo library,
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which is almost 100% iPhone pictures.
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They stood out and it was cool and nice.
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And so to be able to tweak this for yourself
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and for your own photos just a little bit,
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not, I wouldn't go too severe
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with any of the adjustments here,
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but to be able to just tweak things slightly
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for your own preferences and to be able to change them
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over time or change them for different settings,
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I like that.
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I really like that.
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So this, I feel like, can reduce the amount of sameness
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among whatever one sees and does and produces.
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And that's always a welcome change, in my opinion.
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One of the downsides of Apple making such great products
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and taking over so much of certain industries
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or certain demographics or at least everyone we know,
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at least one of the downsides of that is that
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everyone has the same stuff.
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Everyone has the same silverish computer
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with the Apple logo and the black keyboard.
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And everyone has the same three or four models of iPhone,
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that's pretty much what everybody has.
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They all look similar, they're all similar colors,
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they all do similar things.
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And they're all great.
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Everyone's wearing the same watch.
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You know, it's like, they're all great,
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but a little individuality would be nice
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when things are that successful and that ubiquitous.
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It's nice to be able to have individuality in some way.
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This is why I'm always pushing for them
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to have more colors in their products,
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more custom watch faces, stuff like that.
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Just individuality is always a good thing to have.
01:12:51
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And as their stuff has taken over and gotten so popular,
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individuality has often suffered just by nature.
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So something like this where, okay,
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now everyone isn't shooting the exact same iPhone pictures.
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Everyone's pictures can look a little bit different
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and still be good, not look wrong
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or not look over-processed.
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They can still be good just making different choices,
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having different priorities, having different looks.
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That I very much welcome.
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- Yeah, I hard agree on that.
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And I think that's why widgets were and remain so popular
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is because it is, granted, it's not the same kind
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of individuality you're talking about
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in that it's not externally visible in the same way,
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but it's customizing your software life to be more for you.
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So yeah, I completely agree.
01:13:36
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Last episode, we were speculating that the physical wallet
01:13:41
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that you can attach magnetically to your iPhone,
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that it has some sort of find my technology.
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And we figured, oh, what happens is
01:13:49
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when you disconnected from your phone,
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your phone reports into the mothership that,
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oh, I was at such and such a location
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when it gets disconnected.
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And Snell writes that the new iPhone 13 wallet
01:13:58
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has an NFC chip inside to enable its find where,
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detach from my phone feature.
01:14:02
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Turns out you can use this feature with the iPhone 12 models.
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The magic is in the NFC chip, not the phone.
01:14:07
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And that was news to me, and that's pretty cool.
01:14:10
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- Yep, he's got a whole article about it
01:14:12
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giving more detail than just this tweet,
01:14:13
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but yeah, it's just an NFC thing.
01:14:14
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I will reiterate my anger that the solution
01:14:18
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to the problem of a wallet that keeps falling off your phone
01:14:21
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is to make it easier to find after it gets lost
01:14:23
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rather than saying maybe we shouldn't have a wallet
01:14:25
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that magnetically connects to the back of our phone.
01:14:27
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Although on that front, some of the people who have
01:14:30
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the new phones and the new wallet,
01:14:32
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I'm not sure how they have them already,
01:14:33
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maybe they're reviewers, but anyway,
01:14:34
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there were some reports that everything is stronger there,
01:14:37
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stronger magnets in the phone and in the wallet,
01:14:40
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and it is harder to detach than it was.
01:14:42
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Is it harder than it is to detach than a wallet case though?
01:14:45
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I still don't think that's a great product.
01:14:48
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- For what it's worth, our cases arrived yesterday,
01:14:52
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I believe, I haven't opened either of them.
01:14:54
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I actually think I'm going to return
01:14:55
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the Apple leather case that I bought.
01:14:57
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Oh, we should probably say what we purchased.
01:14:59
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I guess we kind of obliquely did,
01:15:00
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we never got to Marco's whole situation,
01:15:03
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so maybe we can slot that in in a moment.
01:15:05
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But I bought a 256 gig, what is it, Sierra Blue,
01:15:09
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iPhone 13 Pro, Aaron got a 256 gig,
01:15:13
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whatever the silver is, is that not champagne?
01:15:15
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What's the silver this year?
01:15:17
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- Starlight or whatever, was it?
01:15:18
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- Yeah, there you go, thank you.
01:15:20
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Got one of those.
01:15:21
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She's got the, I forget the official term,
01:15:23
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but basically a light pink silicone case,
01:15:26
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silicon, silicone, I always get it wrong.
01:15:28
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- Silicone. - And then like I said,
01:15:29
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silicone, thank you.
01:15:30
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And then I ordered the Apple black leather case,
01:15:33
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but I don't know if I'm gonna actually even open it.
01:15:36
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I've tried at the recommendation of Paul Kefasis.
01:15:39
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It's, shoot, I don't have it in front of me.
01:15:41
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The, stalling for time, Nudiant,
01:15:44
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which is a very funny word, N-U-D-I-E-N-T case.
01:15:47
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I have not received it yet
01:15:48
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and probably won't for another week or two,
01:15:49
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but I'm gonna try that because it comes in a vaguely similar,
01:15:53
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one of the options is a vaguely similar blue
01:15:55
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to the Sierra blue.
01:15:56
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John, you mentioned what Tina's getting.
01:15:58
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Can you repeat that for me, please?
01:16:00
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- She got a Sierra blue 13 pro 256.
01:16:05
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- Excellent. - And she ordered,
01:16:07
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she ordered two cases
01:16:08
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'cause she likes to have different styles.
01:16:09
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Unfortunately, she ordered two iPhone 13 cases.
01:16:11
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So those had to be returned.
01:16:13
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- Whoopsies.
01:16:14
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- Be careful when you're ordering.
01:16:15
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She showed them to me and said,
01:16:16
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"These are the wrong cases, aren't they?"
01:16:17
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I said, "They sure are."
01:16:19
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So then she reordered, I believe they're both,
01:16:23
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can I remember, I think they're both silicone.
01:16:24
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She was picking based on color.
01:16:25
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Whichever ones had the two case color she wanted,
01:16:28
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she got two of those.
01:16:29
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And we also got the little battery,
01:16:31
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the Apple stick on battery pack thing,
01:16:32
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which I told her she would be disappointed in
01:16:34
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and she listens to ATP.
01:16:36
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So- - Oh, it's not that bad.
01:16:38
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- 'Cause you don't understand that the battery she has now,
01:16:40
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it's gargantuan, it is bigger and it doesn't come off.
01:16:42
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And I was trying to say, remember that episode?
01:16:45
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It's not like you're gonna be able
01:16:46
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to take this battery pack,
01:16:46
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slap it on the back of your phone for five minutes
01:16:48
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and get a bunch of charge and then take it off.
01:16:50
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It's gonna be on there all the time
01:16:52
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and it's smaller than your current battery.
01:16:53
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So be prepared to be disappointed, but she's gonna try it.
01:16:56
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So that's what she's got.
01:16:57
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I mean, she could just stop poking Manning all the time.
01:16:59
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That would also be a solution.
01:17:01
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- She was angry about Apple is another thing.
01:17:03
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I think we mentioned on the show
01:17:04
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this stupid policy that Apple has.
01:17:06
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She ordered all this stuff all at once
01:17:08
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in like one big pre-order thing.
01:17:09
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But then of course she had to return the two 13 cases.
01:17:11
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So she just went to the physical store
01:17:12
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to return the 15 cases.
01:17:14
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About they're like, oh, you can't return that
01:17:16
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until your entire order has arrived, right?
01:17:19
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- What? - Like you can't return it
01:17:21
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to the physical store because the phone
01:17:24
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hasn't gotten there yet, so we can't do it
01:17:25
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because the order hasn't, so she ended up,
01:17:28
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like she had to leave the store
01:17:29
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without giving them back the cases
01:17:30
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and then get like a shipping label from Apple and send.
01:17:33
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It was annoying.
01:17:34
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Like they have that policy of like,
01:17:35
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they address, maybe it was someone who wrote into us
01:17:38
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saying they address your order as an entire thing.
01:17:40
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It's not like you can piecemeal mess
01:17:42
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with individual parts of it,
01:17:43
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especially if some of it hasn't arrived.
01:17:45
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So that was a little bit annoying.
01:17:46
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She came back from the Apple store kind of angry about that.
01:17:48
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But anyway. - That understandably,
01:17:50
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yeah, seriously. - Wow.
01:17:51
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- All right, Marco, how did you end up
01:17:53
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with between zero and four iPhones?
01:17:56
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What is happening over there?
01:17:57
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- It isn't that interesting of a story.
01:17:58
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So basically, so iPhone ordering time
01:18:02
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is during the time that I have to drop my kid off at school.
01:18:05
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And so I dropped him off, I went outside,
01:18:09
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and before I could get home, it turned eight o'clock,
01:18:11
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so I just stopped in front of the school
01:18:13
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and took out my phone and just, and I had,
01:18:16
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and Tiff was at home doing work stuff,
01:18:19
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so I didn't want to disturb her.
01:18:20
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So I was tasked with the annual commitment
01:18:25
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of ordering two phones, the big phone for her
01:18:28
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and the little bit less big phone for me.
01:18:31
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So I opened up my phone at the right time
01:18:33
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and the pre-approvals are just not there
01:18:35
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because, oh well, it's--
01:18:37
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- And you know, they were hard to find.
01:18:39
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When my wife was trying to do her order,
01:18:42
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she handed me her phone and she launched the Apple store app,
01:18:44
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she handed me her phone and said,
01:18:45
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"Where the heck are my orders?"
01:18:46
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And I was like, "Uh, uh, tap," and I found them.
01:18:48
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I don't, I actually don't even remember where they were,
01:18:50
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but it's not obvious.
01:18:51
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- I think they were supposed to show up
01:18:53
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in like the landing page, but that was only,
01:18:56
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I think, after the pre-orders had opened,
01:18:58
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and of course, because Apple stinks at web services,
01:19:00
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it didn't really work for a lot of people,
01:19:01
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including me, if I remember right.
01:19:02
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And you had to go, I'm doing this off the top of my head,
01:19:04
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you had to go into the store app
01:19:06
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and then one of the tabs at the bottom
01:19:09
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will end up putting your profile
01:19:12
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as a button in the upper right-hand corner,
01:19:13
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like a picture of your profile or whatever.
01:19:15
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And if you drill into that,
01:19:17
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then you scroll a ways
01:19:20
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and you can finally find your stupid pre pre-orders.
01:19:23
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You would think they would put it front and center,
01:19:25
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since obviously time is of the essence.
01:19:26
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Obviously they're trying to get you to spend money.
01:19:29
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The information architects at Apple,
01:19:31
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I would love to have a sit down with them
01:19:32
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over a lot of alcohol because, oh my gosh.
01:19:36
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- That's not an information architecture problem.
01:19:37
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I think it's probably like a,
01:19:38
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why does nothing work on the store on launch day?
01:19:41
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'Cause everything is all slammed.
01:19:43
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And so I bet it wasn't supposed to work that way,
01:19:45
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but in practice it did and I had to furiously
01:19:48
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tap around on the app before I could
01:19:51
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re-materialize her pre-order.
01:19:53
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Oh, and by the way, speaking of the pre-order thing,
01:19:56
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just to remind everyone that DTK discount that I have,
01:19:59
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that I fought to get back,
01:20:01
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didn't even try to use it with this
01:20:03
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'cause I have no idea how that would mess with the pre-order.
01:20:06
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- Well, I'll get to that.
01:20:08
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- Oh, here we go, here we go.
01:20:10
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- All right, so I'm standing in front of the school
01:20:12
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just trying to order things on my phone
01:20:14
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through the Apple Store app.
01:20:15
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'Cause I know, first of all,
01:20:17
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I'm trying to order an iPhone Pro
01:20:18
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and an iPhone Pro Max at launch time,
01:20:20
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and we both wanted the new blue color.
01:20:23
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And I knew, odds are, if something's gonna sell out first,
01:20:27
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it's gonna be that blue Max followed by the blue Pro.
01:20:30
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Those are gonna be the ones that sell out first.
01:20:31
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So I was rushing, I'm like, all right, you know what?
01:20:33
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My pre-orders aren't even here, fine.
01:20:35
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I'll just go through and order new.
01:20:36
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So first, order mine, because hey, order is privilege.
01:20:41
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First, order mine.
01:20:43
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And again, we're not talking about multi-item carts here.
01:20:46
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No case, just order the phone.
01:20:48
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Boom, boom, boom, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, yes, go.
01:20:50
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Oh, God, I forgot to agree to the terms.
01:20:52
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Fine, agree to the terms, go.
01:20:53
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Okay, oh, Apple Pay failed, try again, okay, it works.
01:20:56
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Okay, now go back, order TIFFs.
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Again, start over.
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Throw the fork away.
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Do everything again, tap, tap, tap, yes.
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Now I want the Max, whenever else.
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Now, in that rush, I was able to get two phones
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with day one delivery.
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Great, so all right, get on my bike, ride home.
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After I'm home, now I'm like, all right.
01:21:15
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What I actually want is not two fresh phones
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that have no idea about AT&T and everything else.
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What I want is for one of those TIFFs phone
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to be a trade-in to replace her existing one.
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So now it's like, all right, now I got my definite
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day one orders in.
01:21:32
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Now that I'm home, 10 minutes later, let me try,
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can I place a second order with TIFFs phone
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that's like a replace this phone on my account
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kind of order so the trade-in is easier to deal with,
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and then I can cancel the first order.
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So that goes through, but there's a weird,
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and again, even 10 minutes later, surprisingly,
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the Max, in the nice blue color, was still available
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for day one delivery.
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Great, okay, lucked out.
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So from TIFFs phone, we placed a second order
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that's gonna be like the one that we hopefully keep.
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That's great, okay.
01:22:03
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Got the trade-in, got everything set up properly
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on her phone through her Apple Store app, okay.
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I don't wanna cancel the first order until like 24 hours
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from now, just to make sure this actually
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is gonna go through.
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Then I thought, well, look at my luck.
01:22:19
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I actually have Apple gift cards to spend,
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and my phone, now like 15, 20 minutes later,
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my phone is still available for day one delivery.
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- Oh my gosh.
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- So I went and created a new order for my phone as well
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using my DTK discount, 'cause I figure this is clearly,
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so I went to my MacBook Air, like, you know,
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doing it all like in the computer way,
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like through the web store, which is totally different
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than the app backend.
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So I'm like, all right, so I use my DTK discount
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to order myself a phone and got $500 off, that's fantastic.
01:22:50
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You know, so now I have four orders.
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But I didn't want to cancel those first two
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until, you know, the next morning.
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This is last Friday.
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I knew it was a few days away from shipping,
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it should be fine.
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Well, these orders went almost immediately
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into the like preparing to ship status.
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And you can't cancel phones in the preparing to ship status.
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- And by the way, I would remind you
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that you also can't cancel or shouldn't cancel that phone
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that you use the DTK discount for,
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because then you will lose the discount.
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- Exactly, so I'm not gonna cancel that one regardless,
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but I can't anyway, 'cause they all went almost immediately
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into preparing for ship.
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You can't cancel that without contacting support.
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So all right, so I contacted the web support and everything,
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and it's, you know, well, we can try to put in requests,
01:23:35
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but we really are just initiating returns.
01:23:38
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So you might actually receive these,
01:23:41
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and then you have to immediately return them,
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or they might catch the return in the shipping process
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and just never ship it in the first place.
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So I still have four orders total,
01:23:51
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all of which say preparing to ship,
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and all of which say delivers Friday.
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- Yeah, don't get those mixed up
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when they arrive at your house,
01:23:57
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because it may not be obvious which one of your phones
01:23:59
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is the one that has DTK, and again,
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I will emphasize you do not want to return the wrong one.
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- Yeah, I know, from your horror story,
01:24:05
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I heard that, so I'm like, all right,
01:24:06
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so I know, hopefully I'll be receiving exactly two phones,
01:24:09
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and it will work itself out,
01:24:11
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but if not, it will be some logistics, but anyway.
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- I didn't use my DTK discount for two reasons.
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One is I didn't know how to do it from the app,
01:24:20
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which is where we have that staged pre-order.
01:24:21
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That's why you did it on the web, I imagine,
01:24:23
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because the whole DTK discount is this weird thing,
01:24:25
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and they want you to go to a URL
01:24:26
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and add a thing to your cart.
01:24:27
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Maybe you can do it from the app,
01:24:28
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but I didn't want to risk it in the rush.
01:24:29
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And the second thing is, because this is my wife's phone,
01:24:32
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she ordered it from her existing phone that it's replacing,
01:24:34
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just like you do with TIFFs,
01:24:35
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just because it makes everything more convenient.
01:24:37
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But the code thing, I'm like, is that tied to my Apple ID?
01:24:41
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Is that tied to my account?
01:24:43
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Too many questions, and we do have,
01:24:45
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she's gonna get a watch too.
01:24:46
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So we're gonna use it with the watch,
01:24:47
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'cause I'm gonna buy the watch, quote unquote, for her.
01:24:50
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I'll buy it through my Apple ID,
01:24:51
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because the watch doesn't really matter.
01:24:53
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Anyone can buy the watch.
01:24:54
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It's not screwed up by carrier crap.
01:24:57
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So I do still plan to use the DTK thing.
01:25:00
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It is still burning a hole in my pocket,
01:25:02
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but I'm going to use it very carefully and deliberately,
01:25:03
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and currently the plan is to use it on a watch.
01:25:06
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- I will also echo Casey's complaint
01:25:09
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about the leather case this year.
01:25:12
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So normally, okay, I've been caseless Casey-less
01:25:15
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for my Mini, 'cause it's wonderful,
01:25:17
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and I love the aluminum sides and the tacky glass back
01:25:21
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of the non-pro phones.
01:25:22
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- You love dropping them on the ground, you may know.
01:25:23
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- Only a couple times.
01:25:24
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But this time I'm like, all right,
01:25:27
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I'm getting a bigger phone now.
01:25:29
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It has the fingerprint sides and the slippery back,
01:25:32
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because pro, I guess.
01:25:34
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So all right, I might as well go back to the land of cases.
01:25:37
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And when I use cases, my favorite cases have always
01:25:39
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been the Apple leather cases.
01:25:41
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I wish I liked the silicone,
01:25:43
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because silicone cases are more practical.
01:25:46
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- So much better colors, so much better colors, and cheaper.
01:25:49
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- Way better colors, I'll get to that.
01:25:50
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But yeah, so yeah, like 10 bucks cheaper,
01:25:52
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20 bucks cheaper, and they, you know,
01:25:54
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I live in a place with a lot of water,
01:25:57
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and surfaces that are always wet.
01:25:59
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And you know, having leather cases,
01:26:01
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I always will develop like, you know,
01:26:03
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spots on the leather from this one time I set it down
01:26:05
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on a drop of water on a wet counter, or something like that,
01:26:08
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and then it stains it forever or whatever.
01:26:10
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So I would like the more practical material of silicone.
01:26:13
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The only problem is, I hate having the silicone case
01:26:16
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go in and out of jeans pockets.
01:26:18
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- Because it just, it catches and it pulls
01:26:20
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the whole pocket liner out, like, it's just not a good.
01:26:23
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But this time, I look at the colors that are available
01:26:25
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for my blue phone, and the case colors Apple offers
01:26:30
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for the leather case this year are tan, gray, green,
01:26:35
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and two shades of purple.
01:26:38
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- There's no blue, like what?
01:26:40
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So I guess blue is a popular enough color
01:26:45
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to offer the only reasonable color of your pro phone
01:26:48
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that's not like a shade of black or white that's blue,
01:26:52
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but not popular enough to offer a blue leather case.
01:26:56
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- So ridiculous.
01:26:58
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- And of course, you know, previous years cases
01:27:00
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won't fit it, so I ordered the,
01:27:03
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I can't bear any of these leather colors.
01:27:05
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I ordered the silicone, like whatever the bird blue was,
01:27:09
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►
it looked pretty good, but I'm gonna try silicone
01:27:12
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to see if I can get used to it, but I'm not hopeful.
01:27:15
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- Yeah, I'm curious, I'm very curious to hear
01:27:17
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how that goes for you, because I agree wholeheartedly
01:27:20
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that the silicone cases are much better colors,
01:27:24
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►
they're much cheaper.
01:27:26
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►
I think they don't feel quite as heavy,
01:27:30
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but not in a physical sense, like, I don't know,
01:27:32
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►
they just feel more slimming, but it's just, I don't know,
01:27:36
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they're not for me, generally speaking,
01:27:38
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for all the reasons that you enumerated.
01:27:40
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►
So I'm curious to see how my Nudiant case turns out.
01:27:43
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►
Again, I think I'm not gonna get it for another week or two
01:27:45
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►
or something like that, so I'm briefly going to be caseless,
01:27:46
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caseless, which if it's anything like my 11 Pro,
01:27:49
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►
it means I will shatter the back within that
01:27:52
◼
►
before I actually get the case that I've ordered for it.
01:27:54
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►
But nevertheless, I have AppleCare,
01:27:57
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so it shouldn't be a problem.
01:27:58
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►
But yeah, I wish they had better options
01:28:02
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for the leather cases, and that they were cheaper.
01:28:04
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- Yeah, but I also ordered the Nudiant case, by the way.
01:28:07
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- No lip at the bottom of your third-party case?
01:28:09
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- No, it completely encapsulates the bottom,
01:28:11
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►
which means it's not a John Sirkisa-approved case.
01:28:13
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►
- That's the main reason to buy a third-party one,
01:28:15
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►
is you don't have to deal with that.
01:28:16
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►
Although the fact that it does cover everything,
01:28:17
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I know it seems weird that they sell this blue phone
01:28:20
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and don't have a blue case, but honestly,
01:28:22
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if you put any of those leather cases on the phone,
01:28:24
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►
you basically don't see the color of the phone anymore.
01:28:27
◼
►
- Right, and that's the thing,
01:28:28
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is I wanna show off the color of the phone,
01:28:29
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and yes, I am aware that clear cases exist,
01:28:32
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but any of the clear cases I've ever seen
01:28:34
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►
are always gross, icky plastic.
01:28:36
◼
►
- No, it's like that clear keyboard.
01:28:38
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►
Do you remember the Apple keyboard
01:28:39
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►
that was clear on the bottom?
01:28:40
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►
- Yeah, the breadcrumb keyboard.
01:28:42
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- Mm-hmm, not good, not good.
01:28:45
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And it happens with phone cases, too.
01:28:47
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- And you're right that yes,
01:28:49
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only the camera mountain really shrines through,
01:28:50
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►
so that's all you really see.
01:28:51
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But one thing I love about Apple's website
01:28:54
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is that when you look at their case pages,
01:28:57
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►
they show you a picture of every color of phone
01:29:00
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►
that's available for it,
01:29:01
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►
so you can see how every color will look
01:29:04
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►
in whatever color case you're looking at.
01:29:06
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►
Pick the blue phone and go to the different colors
01:29:08
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►
and tell me, do any of those colors look good
01:29:11
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►
on the blue phone?
01:29:13
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►
I'm gonna go with no.
01:29:14
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►
I don't think literally any of the iPhone 13 Pro
01:29:18
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►
leather cases look good on blue.
01:29:21
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►
The only one that looks remotely good, I think,
01:29:23
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►
is the Midnight, which is the gray with,
01:29:26
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►
there's a slight bluish tint, but it's basically gray.
01:29:29
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►
- Yeah, that's what I ordered.
01:29:30
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- I don't want a gray, I mean, yeah,
01:29:32
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►
if I'm gonna order one,
01:29:33
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►
that's the one I'm probably gonna get,
01:29:33
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but I don't want a gray phone.
01:29:36
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Like, I want a blue phone.
01:29:38
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►
And to John's point, whatever color case you get
01:29:41
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►
does basically become the color of your phone,
01:29:43
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►
with the exception of the camera mountain.
01:29:45
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►
So I don't want a beige, green, gray,
01:29:49
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or purple or purple phone.
01:29:50
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►
I want a blue phone.
01:29:53
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►
It's so ridiculous.
01:29:55
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►
So anyway, I'm also gonna explore the third party market.
01:29:57
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I did order one of those Nudian cases, thanks Paul.
01:30:00
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And we'll see what we can find.
01:30:02
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But what's probably gonna happen is we're gonna have
01:30:04
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four different cases, none of which I love,
01:30:07
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►
but go with my zero to four phones.
01:30:09
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- Yeah, it's a shame because,
01:30:11
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is the Apple Silicon cases in all other ways?
01:30:13
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'Cause I bought, remember, on my 12 Pro,
01:30:16
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I bought the Apple Silicon case for it to begin with.
01:30:18
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I loved it, everything about it was great,
01:30:20
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except of course it had a lip on the bottom.
01:30:22
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And I wanted to try it, say maybe it's not a deal breaker
01:30:24
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before me, I tried it for a while,
01:30:25
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it turns out it was a deal breaker,
01:30:26
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I got a third party case.
01:30:27
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By the way, people are asking,
01:30:28
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my third party case is still holding up fine,
01:30:30
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it was incredibly cheap.
01:30:32
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A bunch of people asked me for the link,
01:30:33
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it's been in past show notes or whatever.
01:30:35
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►
But yeah, I'm happy with it so far.
01:30:37
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It's just annoying to have to find a third party case.
01:30:39
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►
I think I bought like three third party cases
01:30:40
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►
before I landed on this one.
01:30:42
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- Yours was the CINA case, S-E-N-A, right?
01:30:44
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- No, mine is the Olixar something or other.
01:30:47
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It was incredibly cheap.
01:30:48
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I'll find the link for the show notes again.
01:30:51
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But yeah, the Apple Silhou case is like,
01:30:53
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for setting aside the grippiness thing,
01:30:55
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which is its own factor,
01:30:56
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I know if that's your deal killer, then that's what it is.
01:30:58
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But like, the fit and finish,
01:31:01
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the fact that the buttons line up,
01:31:02
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the buttons are even with each other,
01:31:03
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things that you don't really think about
01:31:05
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until you buy a third party case and realize,
01:31:06
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wait a second, this thing doesn't fit right.
01:31:08
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Or one button sticks out more than the other,
01:31:10
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or it's crooked, or it feels weird.
01:31:12
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Doesn't happen with the Apple cases.
01:31:13
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The Apple cases in general are really good.
01:31:15
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So that's why it pains me when I have the lip,
01:31:17
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and in Marco's case, it pains him
01:31:19
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that they don't have the colors that he likes.
01:31:21
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- All right, so we've got iPad stuff to discuss.
01:31:23
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Neil Hughes writes, "You mentioned that the 2021
01:31:26
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low-end iPad has started using a Lightning to USB-C cable,
01:31:30
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i.e. USB-C at the power brick end.
01:31:32
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A member of my family got the previous generation iPad
01:31:34
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here in the UK, and that also had this cable.
01:31:37
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So the switch must've happened at least a year ago."
01:31:39
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That is news to me.
01:31:40
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I did not know that.
01:31:41
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- Or it could just be in the UK.
01:31:42
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They have wacky stuff over there.
01:31:43
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- I mean, have you seen the size of the ridiculous plugs?
01:31:46
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Please don't at me.
01:31:46
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Please don't at me.
01:31:47
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I know they're safe or whatever.
01:31:48
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I don't care.
01:31:49
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They're ridiculous.
01:31:50
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- Oh, they're safe and ridiculous.
01:31:52
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- They're safe and ridiculous.
01:31:53
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- And deadly when they're on the floor face up.
01:31:56
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- Yeah, can you imagine that?
01:31:58
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We're gonna really tick off all the UK people.
01:32:00
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That would be almost as bad as stepping on Legos.
01:32:05
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- They love that so much.
01:32:06
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- Is that a UK thing, the pedantry about Lego bricks
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and whatever?
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- I hear it vehemently from UK people.
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- No, you don't.
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You hear it vehemently, but that's fine.
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- Well, fine.
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But I'm not even gonna go there.
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But anyways, anytime I've ever been corrected about Legos,
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it's always been from someone from the UK.
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Anyway, the UK, that's like not Europe, right?
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Oh my God, I'm such a jerk.
01:32:29
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Anyway, moving on.
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- The iPad mini does not support the,
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what is it, millimeter wave?
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Is that right?
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The millimeter wave 5G stuff, which is news to me.
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I did not know that either.
01:32:44
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So this is the, I guess it's sort of kind of,
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it's not wifi, but it's of a similar distance of coverage
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as like a wifi-based station,
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but it is preposterously, absurdly, ridiculously fast.
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And apparently the iPad mini doesn't support it.
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- Yeah, this next item about the iPad mini,
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I'm not sure, this is earlier than the previous item
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about the benchmarks.
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I'm not sure how to square it with the benchmarks
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according to this MacRumors story here.
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Both the A13 and the iPad mini are equipped with the A15,
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but benchmark results reveal that the chip is downclocked
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to 2.9 gigahertz in the iPad mini compared to 3.2 gigahertz
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in all the iPhone 13 models.
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Conceivably that could still be true
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and the benchmark differences due to thermal throttling.
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But as we just saw running that JavaScript benchmark,
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the iPad mini is the tops in the entire world,
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also beating the iPhone.
01:33:33
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So clock speed stuff, we've got to wait for these devices
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to be added in more people's hands
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and for the particular techie reviewers
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to look at the clock speed and see how it changes over time
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in running benchmarks and all that other stuff.
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So I'm not sure what to make of this,
01:33:47
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but Apple could help us here by giving specs
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like the clock speed and some obscure webpage,
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but Apple doesn't bother,
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so we'd have to figure it out ourselves eventually.
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- Yeah, again, this is an area where it's complicated
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'cause it's so much about thermals
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and different thermal states and charge levels
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and charge states and whatever gigahertz rating
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is reported on a benchmark for a processor
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that does not officially report its speed
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like in its model name.
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That's just whatever speed it was running at right then.
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But they change speeds.
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They go up and down like frequently.
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They're constantly fluctuating to optimize for power
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and heat needs and everything else.
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So I wouldn't put any weight into whatever Geekbench reports
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for one particular run of the benchmark
01:34:35
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'cause you could run the benchmark twice in a row
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and get two different clock speeds.
01:34:38
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- Quick aside, I was preparing the next section
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of the show notes and I was typing
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golf swing ampersand tennis serve speed.
01:34:46
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Do you wanna guess what I typed
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instead of an ampersand just now?
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- Why don't you write the word and?
01:34:50
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What do you have against the word and?
01:34:52
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I was watching "Why the Last Man"
01:34:54
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and "The Monkees" named ampersand
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and every time I see it, I think of you.
01:34:58
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- Oh, thank you.
01:35:00
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That makes me oh so happy.
01:35:01
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So yeah, the Apple Watch Series 7,
01:35:03
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actually, let me give you a clean edit there.
01:35:05
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The Apple Watch Series 7,
01:35:06
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it is apparently going to track and I guess report
01:35:09
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golf swing speed ampersand tennis serve speed.
01:35:14
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- This was in the event, the in the event video
01:35:16
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and we just didn't get a chance to talk about it
01:35:18
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and I think we should because, so here's the deal.
01:35:21
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I don't know much about golf,
01:35:22
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so I'm not gonna comment on that, right?
01:35:24
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But I do know a lot about tennis
01:35:25
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and here's the thing with trying to register
01:35:29
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tennis serve speed with a thing that's on your wrist.
01:35:33
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It's going to be a wild guess
01:35:36
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because the way tennis serves,
01:35:40
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the way serving in tennis works,
01:35:41
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especially when you're trying to serve fast,
01:35:43
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is it's all about the wrist snap
01:35:45
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and the wrist snap is to get the head of the racket
01:35:49
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moving as fast as possible
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and the racket is like a lever
01:35:51
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because you're holding one end of it
01:35:53
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and the head is way out there at the other end.
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So if you move your hand this much,
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the very, very tip of the racket
01:35:58
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or the head of the racket moves more
01:36:00
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because it's the end of a stick essentially, right?
01:36:02
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That's what makes your serve go fast.
01:36:04
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But your watch is attached to your wrist,
01:36:07
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not the head of the racket.
01:36:09
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So how the hell do you know how fast
01:36:10
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the racket head was moving
01:36:12
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by measuring what happens on your wrist?
01:36:14
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You can't, you just have to do some sort of multiplier.
01:36:17
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Like well, most amateur tennis players
01:36:19
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have a crappy wrist snap and their racket head speed
01:36:21
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is X percent faster than their actual wrist speed,
01:36:24
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therefore this is how fast your serve was.
01:36:26
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Eh, sorry, no, I don't see this as,
01:36:28
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it's not the fault of the watch,
01:36:30
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it's just because it's attached to your wrist
01:36:33
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and it's not even attached like to your hand,
01:36:34
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at least your hand moves in relation to your wrist,
01:36:36
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it's attached to your wrist.
01:36:38
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When I say you snap your wrist,
01:36:39
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it really means that your hand,
01:36:41
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which is at the end of your wrist,
01:36:42
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is the thing that snaps forward,
01:36:44
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but your watch isn't on that part.
01:36:46
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So I don't understand how that could possibly work,
01:36:48
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unless you're a really bad tennis server
01:36:49
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and you do not snap your wrist,
01:36:50
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but you totally should, you have to pronate.
01:36:53
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Have to pronate.
01:36:53
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If you're not pronating when you're serving,
01:36:55
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you're either a senior citizen
01:36:56
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or you're not serving very fast.
01:36:58
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So work on your kind of service speed,
01:37:00
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but don't expect the watch type or anything.
01:37:02
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In terms of golf swing,
01:37:03
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I feel like we need to have Tiff on to say,
01:37:05
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so what about golf?
01:37:06
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Is the speed that your wrist moves
01:37:09
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directly translatable to the speed that you hit a golf ball?
01:37:12
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I don't know, 'cause I don't know how wrists work
01:37:14
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in relation to golf, but in tennis,
01:37:16
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I give this a big thumbs down.
01:37:18
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- Being an expert in neither thing or sports ever,
01:37:21
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I would expect golf to be a little bit easier to measure,
01:37:24
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because aren't your hands generally in a straighter alignment
01:37:27
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as you're striking the ball?
01:37:28
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- I believe so.
01:37:29
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- I don't know.
01:37:30
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Well, what I do know is that golf clubs are a long stick
01:37:32
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and that the part that hits the ball is at the end
01:37:34
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that your hands are at the other end.
01:37:35
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And so I think there has to be
01:37:37
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some kind of lever action there.
01:37:39
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And so I don't think there is a direct linear relationship
01:37:42
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between the speed of your wrist
01:37:43
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and the rack up at the end of the golf club.
01:37:45
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But for all I know, it is a more predictable relationship.
01:37:48
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So Tiff was excited about this feature
01:37:50
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when she saw it in the video.
01:37:51
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I think she tweeted about it.
01:37:52
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So I mean, I think it's her duty for the show
01:37:55
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to have to go out to a driving range
01:37:56
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that has actual like radar measurement or something
01:37:59
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and try it with the new Apple Watch or new watchOS
01:38:02
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or whatever, and see if you get readings
01:38:06
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that are remotely meaningful.
01:38:08
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- The Apple Watch Series 7, as per Mac rumors,
01:38:11
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includes faster charging, which we knew,
01:38:13
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claiming that it can charge to 80% in just 45 minutes,
01:38:16
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and that eight minutes of fast charging
01:38:17
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will provide sufficient battery life
01:38:19
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for eight hours of sleep trapping,
01:38:21
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which I believe we also knew.
01:38:22
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To support the new fast charging,
01:38:23
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Apple will be offering a new one meter USB-C
01:38:25
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magnetic fast charging cable.
01:38:27
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- Now what does that mean?
01:38:28
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Does that mean you get these new fast charging speeds
01:38:31
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with the new cable, or is it, oh, you get a new cable,
01:38:34
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but it's like, I don't understand this.
01:38:37
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It's a Mac rumor story.
01:38:38
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I can't tell if they have any information
01:38:40
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or they're just trying to say, oh, it comes with a cable.
01:38:42
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- Right, because as I mentioned,
01:38:43
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Apple has sold a USB-C Apple Watch cable for some time.
01:38:46
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I believe it's a third of a meter or a half a meter.
01:38:49
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And it was used to charge your Apple Watch
01:38:52
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from your USB-C only MacBook Pro since 2016.
01:38:55
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They've sold this for a while.
01:38:57
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Does that cable do it too, or just the new one?
01:39:01
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- And additionally for Mac rumors,
01:39:04
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on the connectivity front,
01:39:05
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the Series 7 includes the same Bluetooth 5.0 protocol
01:39:08
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as the Series 6, but unlike the Series 6,
01:39:10
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the new Apple Watch Series 7
01:39:11
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also has built-in support for Baidu,
01:39:13
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China's satellite navigation system.
01:39:16
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- So these are like the small differences in the Apple Watch,
01:39:19
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►
and here comes the big one that we speculated
01:39:22
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about last week.
01:39:22
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So, oh, they didn't say anything about the system on a chip
01:39:24
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in the Apple Watch Series 7.
01:39:26
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What do you think it might be?
01:39:26
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And then Marco was saying,
01:39:28
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well, it might not be the big upgrade.
01:39:29
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And I said, well, what if it is literally the same system
01:39:32
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on a chip as the Series 6?
01:39:34
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And then Marco said, oh yeah, they did that.
01:39:35
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They've done that before.
01:39:36
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They did it in the Series 1 and 2,
01:39:37
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and they did that between the 4 and 5.
01:39:39
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And so according to whatever these are,
01:39:42
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part numbers or CPU identifiers
01:39:46
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as posted by Steve Trouton Smith,
01:39:49
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his tweet says, "There is a reason Apple didn't talk
01:39:51
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about the Apple Watch Series 7 CPU this year,
01:39:53
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and that's because it's exactly the same
01:39:54
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►
as last year's Series 6.
01:39:55
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In fact, it doesn't even get a new model number.
01:39:57
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It is effectively just a chassis tweak."
01:39:59
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And he says, "Same as Series 1 and 2 and 4 and 5."
01:40:02
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So we just went through a bunch of things
01:40:05
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that like the Watch Series 7 does have different internals,
01:40:08
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'cause it's got these different radio frequency band
01:40:10
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for China's satellite thing.
01:40:11
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It's got faster charging
01:40:13
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and different charging characteristics,
01:40:14
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and it's probably got a bunch of other stuff in there
01:40:16
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that's different too.
01:40:17
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But as far as we can tell right now,
01:40:19
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the actual system on a chip,
01:40:21
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plus or minus the storage and maybe even the RAM,
01:40:24
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but the actual system on a chip
01:40:25
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is reporting the same part number as far as we can tell.
01:40:28
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Again, until people have these watches,
01:40:30
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we don't know for sure, and they're coming,
01:40:32
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what is it, later this fall or whatever,
01:40:33
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so we don't even know when they're here.
01:40:35
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- December 20th.
01:40:36
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- Yeah, all signs are currently pointing to the Series 7
01:40:40
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having the same system on a chip
01:40:42
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in terms of CPU, GPU, or all that other stuff
01:40:45
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as the Series 6.
01:40:46
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- Yeah, and when you first hear this,
01:40:49
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it's kind of a bummer in the sense that
01:40:51
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it does seem like the Series 7
01:40:53
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is actually a very minor update.
01:40:56
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And honestly, I think I'm gonna buy it
01:40:59
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just because I wanna know what those screens look like,
01:41:02
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and I can kind of excuse that
01:41:04
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from a development perspective
01:41:05
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of I do develop Apple Watch stuff,
01:41:08
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and so I kinda need to know how my complications
01:41:11
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and interfaces look.
01:41:12
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- Plus you wanna measure your golf swing.
01:41:14
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- Exactly, all the golfing I do all the time.
01:41:17
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This does seem like it's a very minor update,
01:41:19
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and I almost wonder,
01:41:20
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we've all obviously been complaining about
01:41:23
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how the Series 3 is still around
01:41:25
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and at the exact same price,
01:41:27
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and the SE that was introduced last year
01:41:29
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did not fall in price at all,
01:41:31
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and so there's actually kind of not much movement at all
01:41:35
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►
on the watch this year,
01:41:37
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with the exception of, yeah,
01:41:38
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they made the screen different and better,
01:41:42
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and it charges faster.
01:41:44
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But it seems like there's basically nothing else
01:41:47
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about the Series 7,
01:41:49
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►
and so I kinda wonder if maybe all these things are related
01:41:51
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►
that maybe they just couldn't get
01:41:54
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the next generation of watch hardware,
01:41:57
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it just didn't make it for this year.
01:42:00
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That's what it seems,
01:42:01
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and maybe that's why they couldn't drop the prices
01:42:03
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on the Series 3 or SE either.
01:42:05
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Maybe it's all related.
01:42:06
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Maybe they expected to make a certain amount of progress
01:42:09
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in the watch hardware, in the guts, the internals,
01:42:12
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and they just didn't make it, and that's it.
01:42:15
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- Well, I just point to the process size again.
01:42:18
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It's the same process size, I think, as the Series 6,
01:42:21
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and within, especially on the watch,
01:42:23
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within the same process size, what are you gonna do?
01:42:25
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Do the same thing you did last time,
01:42:26
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but make it better and faster?
01:42:28
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It's really hard.
01:42:28
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The power envelope of the watch is so demanding.
01:42:32
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It's like, we already did this.
01:42:33
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We made the Series 6.
01:42:34
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It's the best five-nanometer watch chip that we can make.
01:42:37
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If you say, can you make another five-nanometer watch chip
01:42:40
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for next year's watch?
01:42:41
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It's like, what do you think we're gonna do?
01:42:43
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If we had thought of something,
01:42:44
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we would've done it last year.
01:42:44
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It's very difficult.
01:42:45
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On the phone, you can afford to say,
01:42:46
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well, we'll add another GPU core.
01:42:48
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We'll put a bigger battery.
01:42:49
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All those things are basically off the table with the watch.
01:42:52
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There's not much room in there for a bigger battery
01:42:54
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without physically changing the size of the watch.
01:42:57
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It's not like you're gonna add a GPU core.
01:42:58
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It's not like that you're gonna clock it higher.
01:43:00
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The amount, it's just so constrained
01:43:03
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that it does not shock me that, without a process shrink,
01:43:06
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you may find yourself in a situation where your best bet
01:43:10
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is to leave the system on a chip,
01:43:12
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which Mark, you said last week,
01:43:14
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seemed like it was fast enough,
01:43:15
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leave that alone and improve the watch in areas
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that people will actually feel.
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'Cause would someone feel a 10% single-core CPU increase
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from a Series 7 system on a chip?
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But will they feel, oh, I can charge for a full eight hours
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after sitting eight minutes on the charger?
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Yeah, 'cause that'll let people
01:43:31
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do sleep tracking and stuff, right?
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And charging to 80% in 45 minutes,
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those are changes people will notice.
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So I think Apple did the right thing.
01:43:37
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And the screen thing, oh, the only difference is the screen.
01:43:39
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That's one of the biggest changes in a watch in years.
01:43:42
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Like the fact, like I said,
01:43:45
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that the screen really fills the entire watch face
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and it gives you more data and more information display
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for the same physical size watch,
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plus potentially a thicker crystal for more durability.
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Those are all good changes, right?
01:43:56
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I don't think that, you know,
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this is the reason my wife was getting another watch.
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You will be able to tell if you put it next to a six,
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you'll say, oh, the seven has a bigger screen,
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but it's the same size.
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Thumbs up, and it's also brighter.
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The always-on screen is brighter.
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Like everything about it is better.
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The fact that the system on a chip hasn't changed
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or like the overall shape hasn't changed
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are two things that I think most people
01:44:16
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who have a watch don't care about.
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They don't care how fast the system on a chip is.
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They just care about the attributes of the thing.
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Charging display, you know, functionality,
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and all those things are essentially improved.
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So I still think this is a pretty good watch.
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And I'm actually excited to see what the screen looks like
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and what the new watch faces look like
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given the, you know, more area and more pixels to work with.
01:44:36
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So I actually looked up some real-time follow-up here.
01:44:38
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I actually looked up, 'cause I remember
01:44:40
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there was one other time when the watch
01:44:42
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didn't really upgrade the CPU between generations.
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And I looked it up, which one it was,
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and I was right last week.
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It was the Series 4 and Series 5.
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They used the same processor.
01:44:54
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The Series 5 did add a compass,
01:44:56
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but that's, you know, the actual like computing part
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of the processor is, as far as we can tell, the same.
01:45:03
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So it's interesting then that Series 4 and 5,
01:45:06
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that's one processor, now Series 6 and 7,
01:45:09
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that's the next processor.
01:45:10
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Maybe they're just on a two-year cycle for this.
01:45:13
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And maybe that's fine, 'cause as John was just saying,
01:45:16
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like the, you know, when the watch was earlier,
01:45:19
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it really, you know, I would say until
01:45:20
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that Series 4 and 5 processor, it was so ungodly slow
01:45:24
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to do pretty much anything.
01:45:25
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It was brutal as a developer
01:45:27
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and not that much better as a user.
01:45:30
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And, you know, ever since that Series 4 and 5 processor,
01:45:33
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things have been more tolerable.
01:45:35
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They've been pretty much fine as a user,
01:45:37
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and as developers, it's been getting a lot better.
01:45:40
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And, you know, as I mentioned last week,
01:45:42
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like most of the time that I'm like waiting
01:45:44
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for the watch to do something as a developer,
01:45:47
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usually it doesn't seem to be processor throttled things.
01:45:50
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Like that's not the bottleneck.
01:45:51
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There's other bottlenecks,
01:45:52
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but it doesn't seem to be the processor speed.
01:45:54
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So if they're on a two-year cycle here,
01:45:57
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this might not have been anything going wrong.
01:46:00
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This might have just been what they planned to do all along,
01:46:02
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that Series 6 and 7 are gonna use the same chip.
01:46:05
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And maybe Series 8 and 9 will use the next chip.
01:46:07
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You know, maybe there's a two-year cycle for chips now
01:46:10
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for the watch, and that's basically fine.
01:46:13
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- Yeah, I mean, you know, Series 8 is not going
01:46:16
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to do probably anything with it unless there's a shrink,
01:46:18
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which is going to be like the three-nanometer processes
01:46:20
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coming along, but like you're kind of,
01:46:22
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with the watch, you're really beholden
01:46:23
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►
to transistor shrinks, because otherwise, again,
01:46:27
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unless you're gonna decide to make different trade-offs
01:46:28
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and like make it slower or redistribute your transistors
01:46:32
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to be more GPU and less CPU or vice versa,
01:46:34
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you're just moving things around.
01:46:36
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Like your power envelope is the same.
01:46:37
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To actually get any appreciable increase in performance,
01:46:40
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you need to have a shrink, 'cause then you can have
01:46:42
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more transistors for the same power budget.
01:46:44
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- Yeah, I mean, really, the only reason why this
01:46:47
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really hasn't come up before on the watch is that
01:46:49
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►
the Series 4 to 5 also, you know,
01:46:52
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the CPU didn't change in that transition,
01:46:54
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►
but the Series 5 was the one that added the always-on screen
01:46:57
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and that dramatically improves what it's like
01:46:59
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►
to wear the Apple Watch.
01:47:01
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►
And so there was something else to motivate upgrades
01:47:03
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►
for people who were really itching to see like,
01:47:05
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►
what are they gonna change, what are they gonna change?
01:47:06
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Whereas this year, a little bit faster charging
01:47:10
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►
and a bigger, brighter screen.
01:47:12
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- I think the bigger, brighter screen is a big feature.
01:47:15
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►
I may be able to see it in person to see who it is,
01:47:16
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►
but like that is one of the most attractive things to me,
01:47:20
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►
because it's like finally getting rid of all those borders,
01:47:23
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►
you know, and just saying, now I can use the whole thing
01:47:26
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►
for watch faces.
01:47:27
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Maybe it doesn't make a difference,
01:47:28
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►
maybe one extra complication, maybe you don't care,
01:47:31
◼
►
maybe you have a sparse watch face
01:47:32
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►
and it makes no difference,
01:47:33
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►
but it just feels better to me to be finally say,
01:47:36
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►
okay, now that we have a quote, unquote,
01:47:38
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►
true edge-to-edge display, whatever you wanna say,
01:47:41
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►
that is now-- - Well, I mean,
01:47:42
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►
you still don't have that, but. (laughs)
01:47:44
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- It's close enough now that you can say fine,
01:47:46
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►
especially with the big, especially with the curved display
01:47:49
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►
where it's like, well, you're, you know,
01:47:51
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►
because of the curve, it's already kind of warping
01:47:52
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►
at the edges anyway, so it's as big as you could
01:47:55
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►
reasonably put in this design.
01:47:56
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►
And once you go to flat, then you can maybe
01:47:58
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eke out another millimeter or two on the sides,
01:48:00
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►
but anyway, we'll see, my wife's gonna get one,
01:48:03
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I'll look at it, see how it is.
01:48:04
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►
- Yeah, that's kinda how I am about it too.
01:48:05
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►
Like, I'm not super excited about the watch this year,
01:48:09
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►
but maybe it's 'cause I haven't seen the screen yet.
01:48:11
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►
You know, maybe when you see it in person, it's amazing.
01:48:14
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►
And that's why I feel like I have to get it, you know,
01:48:17
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►
for design purposes and for, you know,
01:48:19
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►
tech curiosity purposes, but--
01:48:21
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- Yeah, maybe get four of them.
01:48:23
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- I'll get between zero and four.
01:48:24
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►
- Sounds like a plan.
01:48:26
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All right, and then finally for this week,
01:48:28
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iOS 15 is not going to be a compulsory upgrade,
01:48:32
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and apparently Apple has committed to continuing
01:48:35
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►
to provide security updates for iOS 14
01:48:37
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►
for at least a pretty good time.
01:48:39
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►
- So this is interesting.
01:48:40
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I noticed this when I upgrade all my devices to iOS 15,
01:48:42
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which by the way, I did, and it has been fine, everybody,
01:48:44
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►
in case you're scared of iOS 15, it's fine.
01:48:47
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►
When I upgraded, I went to do, you know, software update,
01:48:49
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►
and a little thing spun, and it was like, you know,
01:48:52
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►
your OS is up to date, 14.8.
01:48:54
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I'm like, oh, I guess, like, I gotta wait
01:48:55
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►
for the CDN to refresh, 'cause I was doing it
01:48:57
◼
►
fresh on Monday, but then I looked down lower on the screen
01:48:59
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►
and at the very bottom of the screen on my phone,
01:49:02
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►
there was a thing that said, oh, and by the way,
01:49:04
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►
iOS 15 also exists, are you interested in that?
01:49:07
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►
And boy, what a change.
01:49:09
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►
What a change from the old way that Apple used to do things,
01:49:11
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which was like, a new iOS is out,
01:49:12
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everybody has to upgrade now, in fact,
01:49:15
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we're gonna do it while you sleep, you have no choice,
01:49:17
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get the new OS, which always struck me as a very courageous,
01:49:21
◼
►
let's say, in Phil Schiller's big strategy,
01:49:24
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►
especially when the .0s weren't that big,
01:49:27
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►
but like, but here, and I was like,
01:49:29
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oh, this is an interesting UI change,
01:49:30
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►
maybe a reaction to people complaining
01:49:32
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►
about being forced to upgrade,
01:49:33
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because it literally puts the text at the top of the,
01:49:35
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the main center part of the screen that says,
01:49:37
◼
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you are using iOS 14.8, which is the latest version,
01:49:41
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►
like, it's not beating around the bush.
01:49:42
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►
If you just glance at that screen and read the text,
01:49:44
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►
you'll be like, oh, I'm up to date,
01:49:46
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►
I've got the latest OS, I'm fine.
01:49:48
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►
How many people would even notice
01:49:50
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that at the literal bottom of the screen,
01:49:52
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►
there's a tiny, skinny little banner,
01:49:53
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►
way smaller than anything ever advertising
01:49:55
◼
►
Apple Music or Apple TV+, that says,
01:49:58
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►
oh, iOS 15, in case you're interested, you can get that.
01:50:01
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►
So yeah, I'm excited to see Apple
01:50:05
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►
changing their stance on this,
01:50:06
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►
and it's ironic that they did it this year,
01:50:09
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in which 15.0 seems to be incredibly solid,
01:50:12
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like, I haven't had a single problem or complaint
01:50:15
◼
►
other than my AirPods still doing this stupid connecting
01:50:17
◼
►
thing, but it was doing that with 14.8 too,
01:50:18
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►
so I don't know what the hell to blame here.
01:50:20
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►
But other than that--
01:50:21
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- Auto switching, blame auto switching, that's it.
01:50:23
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Turn off auto switching, it fixes AirPods.
01:50:26
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- But then I use auto, every time I use auto switching,
01:50:28
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now I think of Marco and say, Marco wants me
01:50:30
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to turn this off, why would I do that?
01:50:31
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I love auto switching.
01:50:32
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- Good, you should, I should infect your brain.
01:50:34
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It doesn't work, it causes bugs, just turn it off.
01:50:36
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- But it does, I'm just saying I use auto switching.
01:50:39
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Every time I successfully auto switch, which happens a lot,
01:50:42
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I say, look at that, I didn't have to do anything,
01:50:44
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and it auto switched, this is why I have this feature.
01:50:46
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►
Anyway, it's getting bad.
01:50:47
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iOS 15 seems to be really solid for me,
01:50:50
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but this year they seem to be not pushing it,
01:50:52
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and I wonder if it's gonna be the type of thing
01:50:54
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like after a month or two or six months,
01:50:56
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will they switch that policy and make that screen
01:50:58
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more prominently suggest to you that perhaps 14.8
01:51:01
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isn't the latest and greatest version?
01:51:02
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Because it isn't, 15.0 is out now,
01:51:04
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but it says you're all up to date,
01:51:07
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which is not technically true, but anyway,
01:51:09
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I applaud this new policy, I applaud the new UI
01:51:12
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being less pushy about this, but I do think eventually
01:51:14
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Apple has to stop telling people that 14.x
01:51:18
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is all up to date because it's not.
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01:52:34
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- I'm talking about my bad mouse pad again.
01:52:37
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- Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
01:52:40
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- Absolutely.
01:52:41
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All right, so here's the problem.
01:52:42
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I was thinking about this.
01:52:42
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Why does this keep coming up?
01:52:45
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- It's like the boring practical realities
01:52:48
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of the physical world.
01:52:50
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When I was talking about my debugging last time,
01:52:51
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I was like, oh, I got this mouse pad.
01:52:53
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I thought it was the mouse pad,
01:52:54
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but then it turns out it must be the cable.
01:52:56
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Then I tried a bunch of different cables.
01:52:57
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Like doing the experiment, like as a programmer,
01:53:00
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you, God, I really hope, as most working programmers
01:53:04
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eventually learn to become good at debugging.
01:53:06
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Some don't, and I know sometimes I work with those people
01:53:09
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and I tear my hair out,
01:53:10
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but I would think most of the good ones,
01:53:12
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you learn what debugging is, right?
01:53:14
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But the problem in the physical world,
01:53:15
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in particular in the case of the mouse,
01:53:17
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is like, oh, but the physical world stinks
01:53:19
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and there's no undo button and you can't copy and paste.
01:53:22
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And so in the example of my mouse,
01:53:26
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I might use my mouse in wired mode
01:53:28
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for a variety of reasons discussed in the past, but I do.
01:53:31
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And the wire is routed underneath my desks
01:53:33
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and I have these little fasteners
01:53:34
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►
that make a little channel for it.
01:53:36
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And the long, skinny, very thin mouse cord USB thing
01:53:41
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►
snakes up through the little channels
01:53:43
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►
and goes around the desk
01:53:44
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and comes out a little hole in the desk
01:53:46
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and goes into the hub and everything is all arranged just so.
01:53:48
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And if I wanna do the real debugging
01:53:50
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that I know I should be doing,
01:53:52
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I have to rip all that out, right?
01:53:55
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Because you have to eliminate variables,
01:53:57
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you have to test your theories, like, is it the cable?
01:54:00
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Is it because the cable is routed here?
01:54:01
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Is it because the cable is kinked?
01:54:03
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Is it because the cable is touching a metal thing?
01:54:04
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Like you have to do that.
01:54:06
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If you really wanna do an apples to apples comparison
01:54:08
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and eliminate variables,
01:54:10
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you have to start ripping apart the physical world.
01:54:12
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I'm like, I don't wanna crawl under my desk and do that.
01:54:14
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I don't wanna take that,
01:54:16
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I don't wanna disconnect those fasteners.
01:54:18
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You know, I don't wanna remove that little piece of tape.
01:54:20
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Like it's just everything is set up the way I want it.
01:54:22
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So I didn't, I wouldn't.
01:54:23
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I would do as much testing as I could
01:54:25
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without tearing stuff apart.
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And so I was doing not a great job of debugging.
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Last time I thought I had determined that it was the wire
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because I tried a shorter wire
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and you know, the shorter USB cable worked
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but the longer one didn't.
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I took out the longer one, the new one from the attic
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and tried that and that one worked fine
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but just there were too many variables.
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And so after we had that last show where I talked about it,
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I had to do more testing 'cause it was still annoying me.
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And so I finally did the thing, another physical world thing.
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I finally went up to the attic
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and opened up my brand new replacement mouse
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'cause I had a backup mouse for this one, right?
01:54:58
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I opened it up, break the seal, open that package,
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take out the back of the brand new backup replacement mouse.
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And I said, with this in hand,
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I can finally do a variable eliminating test
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which is unplug my mouse from the cable, put it aside,
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take the brand new mouse
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and plug it right back into that same cable.
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So now the only variable that's changing is the mouse.
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So now I can finally test,
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is it something wonky with the mouse?
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And the answer is yes, something wonky is with the mouse
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because when I plug the brand new mouse into that setup,
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everything's fine.
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Unplug it, plug the old mouse back in,
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unresponsive, jumpy mess.
01:55:34
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So all that testing that I did, yes, it's true
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that if you take the quote unquote broken mouse
01:55:39
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and connect it to a shorter cable
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or connect it directly to the Mac
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or do all sorts of other things,
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yes, it also works in those scenarios,
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but I don't care about those scenarios.
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That's not how I use my mouse.
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This test determines, look, this model of mouse
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of which I have two copies right here, exactly the same,
01:55:54
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should work in this scenario and does work in this scenario
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with this new one I just brought from my attic,
01:55:59
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but this old one that I've been using since 2019 or whatever
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doesn't work, so I'm like, finally, all right, that's it.
01:56:05
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This mouse, bad mouse.
01:56:07
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The mouse is bad, the mouse pad is not bad,
01:56:09
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the cord is not bad, the hub is not bad,
01:56:12
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the Mac is not bad, the mouse is bad.
01:56:15
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So then I had to embark on a process that let me appreciate,
01:56:20
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I mean, I guess we complain about Apple on the show,
01:56:23
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but having to deal with companies other than Apple,
01:56:26
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going in with your Apple expectations
01:56:28
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really lets you appreciate Apple.
01:56:30
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I just talked about returning stuff.
01:56:32
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My wife was complaining that she couldn't return
01:56:33
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a partially ordered thing,
01:56:34
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but that's kind of like an edge case.
01:56:35
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In general, if you have an Apple product
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and you want to return it,
01:56:39
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or it breaks and you want to get a warranty repair,
01:56:41
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that's a straightforward process.
01:56:42
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You call somebody, say you had an Apple mouse
01:56:45
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and it stopped working and it was under warranty.
01:56:46
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You just call Apple and be like, I got a mouse,
01:56:49
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came with my computer, still under warranty,
01:56:51
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mouse doesn't work.
01:56:52
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And they're like, okay, we'll replace that for you.
01:56:54
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Return it to us, bring it in, do a cross shipping thing,
01:56:57
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lots of different options, right?
01:57:00
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What if you have a Microsoft mouse
01:57:02
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and you want to do the same thing?
01:57:04
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I didn't even know where to begin,
01:57:05
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so I go to the Microsoft website
01:57:06
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where you can buy these things
01:57:08
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and try to find somewhere on that website
01:57:11
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that says like warranty repair, support.
01:57:13
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As hard as it is to find things at apple.com,
01:57:16
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I found it much harder to find things on the Microsoft site.
01:57:18
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Eventually I found some series of links
01:57:20
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that led me down some tunnel of like
01:57:22
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trying to send me to support articles
01:57:24
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or make me talk to tech chat.
01:57:26
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I'm like, no, just, it's warranty repair.
01:57:28
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I have broken hardware.
01:57:29
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I want you to give me new hardware
01:57:31
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because it's still under warranty or whatever.
01:57:32
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Or tell me it's not under warranty, either way.
01:57:34
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That's what I want to do.
01:57:36
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And it was like, is your product a Surface Book,
01:57:38
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a Surface Studio Pro or other?
01:57:41
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I'm like, what?
01:57:42
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Like the whole process thought
01:57:44
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I had some kind of Surface product.
01:57:45
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And it's like, well, it's a Microsoft Precision mouse?
01:57:48
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But it's like, have you heard of this Microsoft?
01:57:50
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This is your product.
01:57:51
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And their website had no idea that this product existed
01:57:53
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or didn't know anything about it.
01:57:54
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And so I eventually fight my way through
01:57:56
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to some godforsaken chat thing
01:57:59
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where I'm talking with a human
01:58:01
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who's talking with 800 other people at the same time
01:58:03
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and sending me canned responses.
01:58:05
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And I'm like, got a mouse.
01:58:07
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Like I have everything ready.
01:58:08
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I can tell you the serial number.
01:58:09
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I can tell when I bought it.
01:58:10
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You know, I can tell you how old it is.
01:58:12
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I can tell you what's wrong with it.
01:58:14
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And they required so much information
01:58:19
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and supporting evidence to process this claim.
01:58:22
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You would think I was trying to return like,
01:58:24
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you know, a hundred thousand dollar car.
01:58:26
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- A Mac Pro.
01:58:27
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- Yeah, no, Apple would take this Mac Pro back
01:58:29
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with way less hassle.
01:58:30
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They'd be like, oh, your Mac Pro doesn't work.
01:58:31
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Doesn't turn on? Sure.
01:58:32
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Send it back.
01:58:33
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It's in one warranty.
01:58:34
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Well, you know, like they wanted me
01:58:36
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to have my original receipt,
01:58:38
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the date that I bought it,
01:58:40
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a photo of the mouse top and bottom,
01:58:44
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a video of the mouse not working,
01:58:48
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a video of them.
01:58:51
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I have never in my life had to record video
01:58:54
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to demonstrate a problem for any product repair.
01:58:57
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This is a mouse people.
01:58:58
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This is a sub $100 mouse.
01:59:00
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- Isn't this like well under,
01:59:01
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isn't this like a $40 mouse or something?
01:59:05
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- It's like, it's $90 or whatever, something like that.
01:59:07
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- But still like, is it worth someone's time
01:59:09
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at Microsoft to review this stuff?
01:59:11
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- Yeah, I was like, are you kidding me?
01:59:14
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And so they say this in the chat,
01:59:15
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they're like, after this is me after going through,
01:59:17
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like, here's what I did, here's what I did to debug.
01:59:19
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Like I'm, you know, doing the chat thing of like,
01:59:20
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look, before you even ask any questions,
01:59:21
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let me tell you what I went through
01:59:23
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and prove to you with a series of statements
01:59:24
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that presumably you'll believe
01:59:25
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that the mouse has problems, right?
01:59:27
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And when I said, I started off with them,
01:59:29
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I said, look, I have an identical brand new
01:59:32
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just opened today mouse right out of the box
01:59:34
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of the exact same model.
01:59:36
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And I told them, if I unplug this mouse
01:59:37
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and plug the other one in, it works.
01:59:39
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And then I swap them and it doesn't work.
01:59:41
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And they're like, thank you for doing that.
01:59:42
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That really narrows down the problem.
01:59:43
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Like, oh yes, it definitely does.
01:59:45
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I just didn't want to have to have some BS story of like,
01:59:47
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are you sure your mouse doesn't work?
01:59:48
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Have you tried rebooting?
01:59:49
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Have you installed new drivers in Windows?
01:59:50
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I'm like, I'm not using Windows.
01:59:52
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So they were on board with the fact that like,
01:59:55
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I quickly got them on board with the idea
01:59:57
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that this mouse is broken.
01:59:58
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Like this is the ultimate test is literally the same mouse
02:00:01
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just in the same scenario, just plug and unplug, right?
02:00:04
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But then they said, okay, all you need to do
02:00:06
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is this huge bullet list of things,
02:00:08
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including recording a video.
02:00:09
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And then they throw this out.
02:00:11
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I'm like, you've got to be kidding me.
02:00:12
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I'm like, whatever, I'm going to do this.
02:00:14
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I'm getting, they're taking the stupid mouse back, right?
02:00:16
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I get like, you know, two iPhone photographs
02:00:20
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into like taking pictures of my mouse.
02:00:21
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So the top and the bottom and the person says,
02:00:24
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are you still there?
02:00:25
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Like how long do you think the average person takes
02:00:27
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to compile this evidence?
02:00:29
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Is there someone doing this faster than me?
02:00:31
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Is there someone?
02:00:31
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I was doing the thing, you know the thing
02:00:34
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where you can do a photo capture on your Mac
02:00:36
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with your phone, you know that feature?
02:00:38
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- Continuity camera, I believe it's called.
02:00:40
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- Yeah, I wasn't even doing air dropping it to myself.
02:00:42
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I was doing it in the most efficient way possible.
02:00:44
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I'm on the second picture and they're like,
02:00:45
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are you still there?
02:00:46
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Are you doing it?
02:00:47
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I'm like, you've got to be kidding me.
02:00:49
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Give me five minutes to record a freaking video of my,
02:00:53
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and so I had to get a video.
02:00:54
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I'm holding the camera with one hand
02:00:57
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and I have to make sure the mouse is in the shot
02:00:59
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and I have to make sure my giant Pro Display XDR
02:01:02
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is in the shot and that you can see the cursor
02:01:04
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and I have to narrate and say, see, this is the new mouse.
02:01:07
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Watch as I move my hand right to left,
02:01:08
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the cursor moves right to left
02:01:10
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and then cut, disconnect mouse, put the old one.
02:01:12
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Here's the old mouse.
02:01:13
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See how I move the mouse right to left
02:01:15
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but see how the cursor doesn't move
02:01:17
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or moves only a little tiny bit?
02:01:19
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That's the bad mouse.
02:01:21
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Anyway, eventually, and then they're, you know,
02:01:23
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sending me a shipping label
02:01:25
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and I shipped the old mouse back
02:01:27
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and they eventually replaced it
02:01:29
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and today I got the replacement.
02:01:31
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I'm kind of, speaking of sending things,
02:01:34
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I'll put this in the Slack channel for us.
02:01:37
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Anyway, they sent it back in a box
02:01:38
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that's big enough to hold like a record player.
02:01:40
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Like that's how big the box was.
02:01:42
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Huge, huge box.
02:01:45
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Inside that box, of course, was a smaller box
02:01:46
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because we all know how this goes, right?
02:01:48
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Inside the box was a smaller box,
02:01:50
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about the size of a mouse box.
02:01:51
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Inside the smaller box was a bunch of bubble wrap
02:01:55
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with no tape or fasteners of any kind,
02:01:58
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just a bunch of bubble wrap
02:01:59
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and then loosely nestled in that bunch of bubble wrap,
02:02:02
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a bare mouse.
02:02:03
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A bare mouse.
02:02:07
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- That was absolutely not new.
02:02:09
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It was dirty and scuffed and I'm like,
02:02:12
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is this somebody else's mouse?
02:02:13
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Did I get somebody else's mouse?
02:02:14
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The first thing I looked was--
02:02:15
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- You absolutely did.
02:02:16
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- Yeah, the first thing I looked is
02:02:17
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did I get my own mouse back
02:02:18
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and I compared the serial numbers
02:02:19
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and no, they did not send me my own mouse back, right?
02:02:22
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But it is in worse condition than the mouse I sent them
02:02:25
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in terms of like dirt and scuff marks or whatever
02:02:28
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and I was kind of grossed out.
02:02:29
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I did test it.
02:02:30
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I did disconnect this mouse and put it in and it works.
02:02:32
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But I said, you know what?
02:02:33
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I don't wanna use the skeevy
02:02:35
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like someone else has used this mouse mouse.
02:02:37
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So I put that one in the attic
02:02:38
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and I'm just using the new one for now.
02:02:41
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- Oh my gosh.
02:02:42
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- 'Cause when you get something replaced from Apple,
02:02:45
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like we talked about this before on the show,
02:02:47
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they basically say if you get a refurb,
02:02:48
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essentially everything you touch is brand new,
02:02:50
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the case is brand new, like everything's brand new
02:02:52
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or at the very least they clean it.
02:02:53
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This mouse was not clean.
02:02:55
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This is an unclean mouse.
02:02:57
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Like you would not look at this.
02:02:58
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You would look at this and you would think
02:03:00
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the person who uses this eats like potato chips
02:03:02
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while they use their computer, right?
02:03:03
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It had scuffs and like watermarks and like just,
02:03:07
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it was yucky.
02:03:08
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So if I, you know, it's still my backup mouse
02:03:11
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and if I ever need to use it,
02:03:12
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I'll have to like give it like a thorough cleaning,
02:03:14
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you know, with some kind of like computer cleaner stuff
02:03:16
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'cause I just don't even wanna touch it.
02:03:17
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But Microsoft, come on.
02:03:19
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I make you a video and have the,
02:03:22
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bring up all this paperwork and do all this stuff
02:03:25
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and you give me all this big hassle
02:03:26
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and take a long time for me to ship the thing back
02:03:28
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and I get a dirty mouse in return.
02:03:31
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Oh, and by the way, by the way, one more thing.
02:03:33
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When you do this process of sending your thing,
02:03:36
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the person gets off the phone with you and say,
02:03:37
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"Okay, we'll email you a shipping label."
02:03:39
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I get the email with the shipping label instructions
02:03:41
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and it's like in big, scary, bold text.
02:03:43
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Make sure the serial number on your return
02:03:46
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matches the serial number of the product you're returning,
02:03:49
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otherwise we will not process your return.
02:03:51
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I was like, well guess what?
02:03:52
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You stupid customer support person never even asked me
02:03:54
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what my serial number was,
02:03:55
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so how the hell is it gonna match?
02:03:57
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And I look at my little shipping label email
02:03:59
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and it has a serial number listed.
02:04:02
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What serial number is it?
02:04:03
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I don't even know.
02:04:04
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It's not even in the same form as my serial number,
02:04:05
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but it says, yeah, your return is for item serial number 75.
02:04:08
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I'm like, where did you get the number from?
02:04:10
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I never gave you a serial number
02:04:11
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and it doesn't even look like the serial number.
02:04:13
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I mean, it did the return anyway,
02:04:14
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but it's like their whole return process was like,
02:04:16
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so you're returning a Surface Book Pro, right?
02:04:19
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Like, no, I'm not, stop trying to help me,
02:04:21
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I'm returning a, like, terrible process.
02:04:24
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So much worse than Apple.
02:04:26
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- So my theory, which I think is backed up
02:04:29
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by almost everything you've said,
02:04:31
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is that you are the first person
02:04:34
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who has ever tried to return a mouse to Microsoft.
02:04:36
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Like literally no--
02:04:38
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- Where did the dirty mouse come from then?
02:04:40
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Someone else's mouse.
02:04:42
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- Their office.
02:04:43
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They went to somewhere in Redmond.
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The reason why the person didn't know
02:04:48
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how long it would take you to capture
02:04:49
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these videos and pictures--
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- The video of your mouse not working.
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- Is because literally no one,
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like they were just following a script
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and literally they've never done this before.
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- Everyone bails at that point.
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- Yeah, no, but like, I bet the support person,
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you might be the first time
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they've ever had to deal with this.
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Because most people would not go through
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this amount of ridiculousness for a flaky,
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you know, $90 mouse.
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They would just think, well, I guess my mouse died
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after a long time of use and they would,
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you know, replace it with whatever they could find.
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- It wasn't that long.
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- How long was it?
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- Less than a year.
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I mean, yeah, I bought,
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I got it with my Mac Pro, right, so whatever.
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- Yeah, I mean, that's not great.
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But like, you have to,
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this has to be something
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that they don't deal with very often.
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And it seems like every part of this was just like,
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eh, whatever, figure something out.
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Like on their end.
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- Someone in the chat asked if the serial number
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on the return matches the serial number
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of the mouse that you sent to me.
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No, no it does not.
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It's not even in the same form.
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It doesn't even have the same number of digits.
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Like it's, their return system is so,
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the website is so tailored to like six products
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that I think you're gonna return,
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none of which are this mouse.
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- This is one of those things too,
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like I haven't dealt with Microsoft directly like this,
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but I know, you know,
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from other manufacturers and everything,
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this is one of those areas that Apple does pretty well.
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Like at warranty repair and replacement,
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returns are super easy from the web store
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or the in-person store.
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And like this is one of those areas like,
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Google has always been pretty poor at this.
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Like whenever Google has tried to make their own phones,
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one of the areas that they usually fall down
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with the Pixel phones is Google's infrastructure
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for customer support and retail support
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is generally pretty terrible.
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And I feel like Apple doesn't get enough credit
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for how good they are at all that stuff.
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That like, you know, whatever you,
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if you're comparing phones
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and you see some feature checklist,
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usually one of the things that is not on those checklists
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that compare, oh, this time,
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Google's innovating Apple or whatever,
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usually those checklists don't contain like,
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all right, when I have a problem,
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how easy is it to deal with?
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And Apple's pretty good at that
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and a lot of these other companies really aren't.
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- Yeah, and the sad thing is it's just a policy choice.
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Like just take people's word for it.
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When they say their thing is broken,
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yeah, a lot of time they're gonna be wrong
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and they're gonna send you back a perfectly working device.
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Just deal with that, eat it, sell it as refurb, right?
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Like Apple basically, for the most part,
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if you have a broken thing and they say,
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oh, well, why do you think it's broken?
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And you explain it to them, they're like,
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okay, great, well, we'll get you a new one of those.
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Like again, if it's under warranty or whatever,
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like they don't spend time,
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like there's no incentive for anyone involved
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in this process to give you a hard time
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or to ask for video evidence
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or to spend an extra hour on the phone with you to say,
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are you sure it's broken?
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Maybe it's just your cable.
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And that means that Apple, like I said,
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I'm sure gets a bunch of crap returned to them
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as quote unquote broken that is perfectly fine.
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But Apple knows that the right thing to do is like,
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just take it,
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just take their perfectly good working returns.
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It is much better for everyone involved
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to get that person off the phone and happy and satisfied
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and just let them return their perfectly good working device
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'cause they didn't realize that they had an on switch
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or something like, just do that.
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And Microsoft does not understand that
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or whatever company they have that they're doing support
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doesn't understand that.
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Apparently they're incentivized to not, like Marco said,
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to not let anyone ever return anything,
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to put as many hurdles in front of them as possible.
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And even though I came fully prepared with like,
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look, I have the ultimate test
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that none of your customers ever,
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because I think I am the first person to say,
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you know how I know it's broken?
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'Cause I bought a second one
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and that one works and this one doesn't.
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And the only thing I changed was the mouse,
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everything else, the cable, the hub,
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I just unplugged that one, plug this one in.
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It's perfect test, right?
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And so like, okay, well, yeah.
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And I really don't think other people buy the second mouse
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So maybe that's the only reason
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I got through that first part of the thing
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and they pulled out the big guns after that
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and had me make a video.
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Should have bought myself a ring light
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so I could have had good lighting on the video.
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Someone in Microsoft has this video of my angry voice saying,
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see how I'm moving the mouse back and forth?
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See how the cursor is not moving?