335: Withhold the Fun
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Do you want to do a Q&A episode for Friday?
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Do we have enough AskATPs?
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Do we just expand on some of those?
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We have a million.
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Well, we have a billion of them.
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With respect, not all of them are very good.
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We're going to take real-time questions from the chat room.
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And just the entire show will be like, no, no, that's
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not good a question.
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No, I don't like that one.
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Anyone like that one?
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It would be the worst live show ever.
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So he's yelling at the chat room.
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Ask good questions.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Let's start with-- I wanted to call attention
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to something that is near and dear to our hearts.
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This show, all three of us are also hosts on Relay FM.
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And Relay is doing a fifth anniversary extravaganza live
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I don't know, just event in San Francisco in August.
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So coming up, I believe it's Thursday, August 22,
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so in a few weeks now.
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But tickets have been on sale for a while.
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I don't think there's too many left.
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So if you wanted to see some of your ATP co-hosts next month,
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then you can certainly feel free to grab a ticket to the Relay
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I think they're $30.
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I'm going to stall for time and confirm that, yes, they are $29.
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And so if you would like to check that out,
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if you happen to be in the San Francisco area
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or fancy a pilgrimage to the San Francisco area, like I said,
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2/3 of your hosts will be there.
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Probably your favorite 2/3.
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Yeah, I'm totally right.
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Probably not.
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Everyone loves John.
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All right, moving on.
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Somebody tell me about iOS 13 charging optimization.
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This is a tidbit that people keep sending us.
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And I, at least, have known about it since WWDC,
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but we never had occasion to mention it.
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And I think it's worth mentioning,
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because this is an eternal topic on our show.
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We've done, I think, multiple Ask ATP questions
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about this thing, which is, am I doing damage to my phone's
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battery by plugging it in when I go to sleep
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and leaving it charged 100% all night long?
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Is it better if I just charge it up at the last minute
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before I wake up?
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Should I be letting it sit around the 100% charge?
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All sorts of things like, am I doing bad things to my battery?
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And what we've said in the past is, yeah, it's not great,
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but the alternatives are all worse.
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You should just use your phone in the natural, reasonable way
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that Apple expects you to use it and just deal with the fact
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that you're not babying your battery every second of the day,
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because the phone exists to serve you,
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you don't exist to serve the phone.
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So in iOS 13, Apple has added some features that will
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help you follow that advice of just use the phone like Apple
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expects you to use.
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And in iOS 13, assuming all goes well,
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it'll actually work better.
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And the way they do it is the phone
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tries to figure out, based on your schedule,
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more or less when you wake up, when your day begins.
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And so when you plug it in before you go to bed at night,
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it doesn't immediately start charging it to 100%.
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It sits there and it doesn't pull in any charge
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until it calculates it's going to take me 20 minutes to charge.
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It waits until, let's say, 30 or 40 minutes before you wake up.
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Then it charges to 100%.
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So ideally, when you wake up at your normal wake up time,
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the phone has just charged to 100%.
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So it's not spending all night every night plugged in at 100%.
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Now, the downside of that is if it miscalculates
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or you have to wake up early or whatever,
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you could wake up to a phone that's not fully charged
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or hasn't even started charging in the worst case scenario.
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So I think this is an optional feature.
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But most of us who have boring lives on regular schedules,
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it sounds like a great way to transparently extend
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people's battery lives.
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And if you don't want it, again, you can just turn it off,
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I think, and just let it charge the old fashioned way.
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But I think it's a reasonable thing to default to on,
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especially if they're very conservative and they say,
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we'll try to be at 100% charge two hours before you wake up
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or one hour before you wake up.
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Chances are good that'll be fine.
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It would be great if there was something when you plugged it
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in that threw something up in your face and said,
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just so you know, I know you just plugged me in,
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but I'm not actually going to charge because I think you're
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about to go to sleep and I'm going to start charging right
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before you wake up.
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If that's not what you want me to do, hit this button,
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I'll start charging now.
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But that's a hell of a dialog box
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that no one's ever going to read.
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So I'm not sure how they would pull that off.
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But I thought this is a very clever feature
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to help people get more life out of their batteries.
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We had a discussion last episode that Marco
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had brought up about using sparse disk images to enforce
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a quota for iPhoto.
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And a friend of the show, Dave Nanian,
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had some tips about maybe a different or better approach
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Marco, do you want to take us through this?
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Or perhaps John, since this is file system related?
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I can't possibly let you get away with iPhoto there.
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It's a Photos app with iCloud.
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Oh, god, sorry.
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Yes, thank you.
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And yeah, and so I had recommended--
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my trick was when you're not doing keep all photos in all
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their original mode, like when you're doing the optimize
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my space mode, like you might do on a secondary computer,
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like a laptop.
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My trick for that is to put the Photos library
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in a sparse bundle disk image that you create with Disk
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Utility with a maximum size quota.
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And I said mine was like 30 gigs or 50 gigs, something like that.
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And so it's a great way to make Photos app respect
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a certain disk size maximum.
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Dave Nanian, who is of super duper fame,
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knows quite a bit about storage and file systems
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and things like that.
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And he suggested basically for safety and durability reasons
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that a sparse bundle disk image is not as reliable and safe
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and everything as just using a second APFS space sharing
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volume, which is the same trick I used to install Catalina
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next to Mojave and have dual boot here.
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So I literally just told everyone about that a few weeks ago.
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And here we are.
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I didn't even think about it for this use.
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But if you do the APFS space sharing volume,
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it gives you all the protections and integrity and everything
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of the native APFS file system running directly itself,
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not in a simulated container.
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And so it's just safer and it's more flexible.
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And you don't have to auto-mount it
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using login items and everything.
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So that's actually a way better way to do it.
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So thanks, Dave Nanian, and check out super duper.
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And I'm assuming the reason Marco hasn't done it that way
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is he came up with this scheme before APFS has existed
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and has just continued to use it.
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That is correct.
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So anyway, yeah, that's a good idea to convert that.
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And to get into a little bit of technical detail
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of why using a sparse bundle disk image is not a great idea.
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So when you're doing that, a sparse bundle
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is this directory full of a bunch of little files.
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And it's this driver in front of it
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that makes it look like a disk to the operating system.
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And so when Photos is running, Photos
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thinks it's running to a disk.
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And it says, I'm going to write out this JPEG or whatever.
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And it says, write this JPEG to disk.
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And the driver that sits in front of the disk image
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says, yep, sure, totally, I wrote that JPEG to disk.
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But that driver has its own set of caches
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and other coalescing I/O mechanisms and everything.
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And it hasn't actually written a disk.
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It was waiting to bundle it up with another big write
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because it's going to write out one of those stripe files
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somewhere or whatever.
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So at that point, Photos thinks everything is safe.
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But it's not safe because the bits haven't actually
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hit your disk yet.
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There's like a second layer of buffering there.
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So it's a situation where the application
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can think it's doing the right thing to always make sure
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that everything on disk is always either a complete image
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or a nonexistent image, when in reality, it
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could be a partial image written to one
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of the stripes in the disk bundle because of that driver.
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So that's why APFS is safer because that really
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is just the same old volume as your boot volume
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or any other volume.
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And when Photos says, please write this JPEG to disk,
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and APFS says it's done so, it has all the guarantees of APFS
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with no extra secondary layer underneath it.
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So yeah, the wonders of APFS.
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We all need to get used to the fact
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that it's really easy and cheap to make volumes.
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And in case it wasn't clear from Marco's earlier discussions,
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when you make a new APS volume, you
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can choose to limit it, as they call it, like a quota
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or whatever.
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Like you don't pick the size of your volume
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because you're not carving up your disk space.
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They're all sharing the same space in the container.
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And if you don't say anything, it'll just share all the space.
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But you can limit it.
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So when you create the APFS volume,
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just limit it to 30 gigs or whatever you want.
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And you have an extremely native,
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as native as your boot disk, way to manage your photo storage.
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So Friends of the Show, Fun Fact,
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which is a show with Eric Devens and Alan Pike,
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they have covered, to the best of their ability,
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the genesis of Wheel, which is the-- was it a group?
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Is that right?
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That appears on the Mac, that has some special meaning.
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And they did a whole segment on that this past week.
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And so we will link that episode in the show notes
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if you'd like to hear the results of our extreme digging
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trying to figure out what the genesis of this was.
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It was pretty awesome.
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It was quite funny, as that show tends to be.
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So if you haven't checked it out, it is very good.
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And I quite enjoy it.
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Now, granted, I quite like both of the people who host it.
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So I'm predisposed to enjoy it.
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But nevertheless, it is quite good.
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And then BJ Roland writes us, with regard
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to the engineering standards-- that was the pre-show
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of the last episode with shall versus must
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and things of that nature.
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BJ writes, engineering standards,
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like civil, mechanical, electrical, et cetera, never
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use the word must so as to avoid confusion
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between legal obligations and requirements for compliance
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with the standard.
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The word must implies a legal obligation,
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whereas shall is a requirement to comply with the standard.
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And then BJ linked to me-- and I will put in the show notes--
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a PDF from the American Petroleum Institute,
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which defines these shall, denotes a minimum requirement
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in order to conform to the standard,
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should denotes a recommendation, or that
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which is advised but not required in order
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to conform to the standard, may denotes a course of action
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permissible within the limits of a standard,
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and can denotes a statement of possibility or capability.
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That much thought went into such short words.
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But that's the way it is.
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And we can always trust what the American Petroleum Institute
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Yeah, exactly right.
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Those big ICE things up at the polls, yeah, we don't need those.
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What are they even called?
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Nobody knows.
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We don't need them.
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Marco, tell me about the iPhone SE and your headphones.
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Yeah, so quick updates on things I've talked about recently.
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Last episode, I believe, I discussed my iPhone SE test
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phone that I had bought.
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And I've been switching my SIM into it sometimes,
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like to go out at night or something.
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I really like the size a lot.
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And one thing I've especially noticed
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is just compared to my XS, the SE is not only a lot smaller,
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and not only fits a lot better in my hand
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and is easier to navigate by hand, it's also a lot lighter.
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I kind of didn't realize over time
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how heavy the iPhone has gotten since then.
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But when you compare a XS to an SE,
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it's a huge weight difference.
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And I've noticed this especially now in the summertime,
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I'm wearing shorts a lot.
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And it's really hot.
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And so I'm wearing these thin, light shorts.
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And having the XS in my pocket is not only
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is it this giant rectangle, which looks ridiculous
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and everything, and it's hard to get out of the pocket
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and everything, the XS weighs down my pocket.
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It's almost like trying to pull my shorts off.
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You might need to get tighter shorts now
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that you've lost all this weight.
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I actually ran into that recently.
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I had some shorts that they were probably
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a little bit too big of me.
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And I think the waistband had sort of gotten stretched out.
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And yeah, I noticed the same thing.
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My big phone would be like-- or the worst
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would be like I'd have my wallet and my keys and my phone,
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and they would just be pulling down my shorts.
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So try a smaller size.
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No, this is the smaller size.
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Like it's amazing just how heavy the phone
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is when it's in a very lightweight garment, like very
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light shorts.
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Really, I hope with future phones--
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I mean, I know this is the same problem of all
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the competing desires.
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If you ask me in the winter what phone I should get next,
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I would say, oh, maybe I should try the bigger one to have
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all that screen space.
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But in the summertime, I'm like, I just
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want the smallest phone possible.
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I need like summer phone, winter phone here.
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But just one more point in the SE's favor
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there and kind of one more vote for like, hey, you know what?
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Actually, smaller phones might not
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be so bad to keep making them and keep updating them.
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So anyway, this fall when I'm back in jeans
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and they release some awesome new giant screen phone,
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remind me of this conversation, please.
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And when I'm saying, oh, maybe I should go for the big one,
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remind me that I said this, that no.
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Well, you said the last time the rumor is
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that the non-max version is actually
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going to be a little bit smaller.
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So you're going to be getting what you want.
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A little bit smaller, but not, you know.
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I believe that's for next year, but we'll see.
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And then a second minor update here.
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I went through this whole segment
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a few weeks ago about how I was doing my Powerbeats Pro.
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And I really enjoyed them for summertime,
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except there was a nagging issue that you can't really
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like take them off and put them anywhere.
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Because like you can't put them in your pocket
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because then their buttons get pushed and everything.
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And well, I'm back to my Trex Air, my Aftershokz, Trex--
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Yeah, the Air, the smaller ones.
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Yeah, I'm back to those.
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And yes, they are a sponsor of the show.
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They did not ask me to say this.
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They aren't sponsoring this week,
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or that week for that matter.
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But yeah, I'm back to the Trex Air.
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Because I realize that they basically
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solved all the problems I had with the Beats.
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Because I can, when I don't need to be listening to them,
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or when I want to take it off so I could talk to somebody,
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I can just drop them down and have
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them like stick around my neck.
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And even if I have to put them in a pocket,
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they kind of stick out the top of the pocket.
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They can't go all the way in because of their shape.
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But no buttons get pushed.
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And they don't accidentally disconnect or reconnect
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or anything because they have their own power control.
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So I'm back to the Trex Air, my wonderful Aftershokz.
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And they are indeed the superior summer headphone.
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But I'll go back to the Beats Pro when it comes time to like
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go to the gym and stuff like that.
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What about all those headphones?
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I think actually Beats makes some of them,
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that it's two little bud thingies,
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but they're connected by a wire.
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- That was the previous Powerbeats.
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I heard, I think from you, didn't Tina
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go through a lot of those?
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One of our friends, their spouse went through a lot of them
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because they kept breaking, I forget who it is.
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- Well, Kyle's the Grey I think had gone through that,
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if I'm not mistaken.
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He had plowed through like four or five sets
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or something like that.
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I think that's right, I might be making--
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- Yeah, they have some massive flaw,
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like the previous Powerbeats.
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And then we also had people write in to tell me,
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'cause I had said on that show,
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I really loved the pairing style,
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like the AirPods pairing style that these new headphones had
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and that I really wished Apple would make full-size
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over-ear headphones with that, like as is rumored.
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And a number of people wrote in just to point out
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that they do make full-size headphones with the,
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not the new H1 chip from the AirPod 2s,
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but they do make Beats Studio headphones,
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which are indeed over-ear full-size headphones
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that have the AirPods 1 chip, the W1 in them.
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So that was good to hear.
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I have not had a chance to try them because,
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you know, Beats life.
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But ultimately, I think at this point,
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I would wait until the version two
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because the version two chip is so much better,
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like all the faster pairing
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and the hey dingus stuff and everything.
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So at this point, I will wait for version two
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before I try that.
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Apple may be bankrolling original podcasts,
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Spotify style, and trying to kind of dip
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their toe in the podcasting water by funding podcasts.
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So this broke midday yesterday as we record.
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And it was Mark Gurman and Lucas Shaw.
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And apparently, Apple is, like I said,
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going to fund podcasts according to them.
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What do we think about this, Marco?
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This is messy.
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We've talked a lot about the whole idea
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of podcast platforms having proprietary lockdown content
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that's only available on their platform,
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usually through some kind of paid plan.
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And I think most of what we have said
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would still apply to this.
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The huge difference here is that Apple has,
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by most estimates, about 60% of the market share
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of podcast players.
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The next biggest player after that is Spotify at around 10%.
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So, and then everything below Spotify is like 3%, 2%.
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So it drops off very quickly after Apple.
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And Apple is the big player that matters the most.
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Spotify matters a little, and everyone else like me
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and everyone else doesn't matter that much
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in the grand scheme of things.
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It really is a different animal when talking
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about this kind of concept when it's Apple doing it
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compared to anyone else doing it.
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So that being said, having some kind of exclusive podcast
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to the Apple podcast app, it has the potential
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for some really negative effects on the podcast ecosystem,
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but ultimately I don't think it will play out that way.
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I don't see a lot of podcasts saying
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we'll be exclusive to Apple,
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because for all the reasons we've said it for other things,
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like if you go to Apple, if an existing high demand show
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goes to Apple, you could say, yeah,
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they have 60% of market share,
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but you could also say they only have 60% market share.
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So if you are an average show, which we aren't,
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so our discussion would be very different
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if they came to us with a truckload of money.
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We would actually, we'd have a bigger problem
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on our hands here.
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But for most shows, this proposition would basically be,
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hey, do you wanna lose 40% of your audience
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and come work for us, basically?
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60% is enough that this kind of thing
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is a scary potential for bad effects,
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but it's also not so much that we can assume
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it would be successful for them.
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And their market share over the last few years
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is going down, not up, as more clients
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take more share from them and as the audience grows
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in places that aren't Apple, like Spotify.
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So on one hand, I don't see a lot of big shows
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jumping on this because I don't think they'd be willing
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to lock out or lose such a big chunk of their audience
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that isn't on Apple Podcasts.
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And once you put up a paywall, yeah, right now,
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60% of the people use Apple Podcasts,
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but how many of them will pay, assuming this is,
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let's assume, for the sake of argument,
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that this is Podcasts Plus, and it's another $10 a month
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Apple service, or whatever it is,
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they keep adding all these Plus services
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that are probably gonna be around 10 bucks a month.
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Let's assume it's what it is.
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Pick your price, it doesn't really matter.
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The fact is it's probably a paid service
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that Apple wants people to subscribe to, right?
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So if they do this, you're not gonna get
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60% of your audience.
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You're gonna get like 1% of your audience
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because the other 59% who are using Apple Podcasts
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won't pay, and then the 40% who aren't there
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can't even have it as an option.
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So I don't think it would be wise for most shows
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to sign up for this.
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Now they could be developing original shows,
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that's a different story, that has different math
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and different effects.
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That's probably more of what they're going to be doing
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because, as I said, it doesn't make a lot of sense
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for any existing successful show to take themselves
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and go behind a paywall.
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That doesn't make a lot of sense.
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Strategically, money-wise, everything,
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it's not a good idea, so that's probably not gonna happen
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So if you go to the idea of they're gonna be developing
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original content and funding that,
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then that's fine, I think that would play out
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similarly to such efforts on Spotify
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and on Stitcher Premium and on places like Audible,
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like places that have originals, like exclusive originals
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that were developed for them by them
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behind some kind of paywall.
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Those do okay for some of those platforms,
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but they don't really affect the outside world
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of podcasting.
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They don't have enough traction, seemingly,
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to really affect everyone else.
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So this is probably how this is gonna play out.
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Like, Apple News Plus has not killed anything,
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except maybe the usefulness of the Apple News app.
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But besides that, Apple News Plus,
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which I think would be a very similar approach,
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hasn't really done anything.
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It hasn't set the road on fire,
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it hasn't taken off that well.
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It hasn't really been a great or a terrible thing
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for anybody, it's just kind of too small
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of a splash to matter.
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That same scale of effect is probably
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what's going to happen here.
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They're probably gonna have some big names,
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they're probably gonna come out the door
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with some kind of premium thing,
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and they'll get some usage,
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but I'm guessing it will go just like everyone else's
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paid exclusive originals,
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and not really move the needle for those of us
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who aren't in that world.
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And for this area of podcasting,
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like the kind of tech and Apple News,
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anybody listening to this show probably,
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you probably won't even notice this kind of stuff.
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'Cause first of all, most of you aren't using Apple podcasts.
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Unlike the general purpose podcast market,
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most people who listen to shows like this
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don't use Apple podcasts, it's a much smaller market share.
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And so you won't even see these shows,
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you won't even hear about them,
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and if Apple does something to make their own client
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more attractive to people,
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they probably aren't, it probably isn't gonna work very well
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on our listeners that listen to this kind of show.
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So I don't think it's gonna really affect us much,
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if and if at all, except it'll give us a few show topics
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to talk about.
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But setting that aside,
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I don't think it's gonna really do much.
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It's probably not gonna go very far,
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and it probably isn't gonna affect us
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even if it does go a little bit far.
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But setting all that aside,
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this certainly does bring up an interesting discomfort
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that as Apple transitions into a company
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that cares a lot more about services
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and is seeking much stronger revenue
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and strong revenue growth from services,
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they're looking around, they're poking around the company
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saying, "Hey, where can we rustle up
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"some more services revenue?
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"Hey, Podcast Division over there,
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"we haven't talked to you in a while,
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"can we extract a monthly fee out of you?
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"Can we get that somehow?
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"Can we get people to pay you a few dollars a month
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"here and there?"
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There's a lot of incentives now that Apple has
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that are at odds with a lot of its previous ideals
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or previous behavior,
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things like doing things that are best for the customer
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that changes when you sell iCloud backup space by the month,
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stuff like that.
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There's all these weird incentives they now have
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that are counter to,
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we just wanna make the best products for everybody.
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So as they push more into the services narrative
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and services as a major growth engine for money,
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this kind of stuff is gonna keep happening.
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I worry what that means for podcasting
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because so far they have been such a good
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kind of neutral steward of their massive power
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in the world of podcasting.
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If it weren't for Apple's basically benevolent neglect
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of the world of podcasting,
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it wouldn't be what it is today.
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Podcasting would not exist the way it does today.
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It would not be this good, it would not be this big,
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it would not be this healthy,
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and it would certainly not be this open
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if Apple was actively involved in maximizing everything
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about podcasting for themselves.
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It would not be what it is today.
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And we really have them to thank for where it is.
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We have their incredible benevolent neglect
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and mostly hands-off leadership
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of their massive market share,
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and their open directory,
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well, their semi-open directory that we all kinda use.
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We have them to thank for where we are now
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because of all that stuff.
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And we've just been assuming all this time,
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well, Apple really hasn't made significant moves
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in podcasting, they probably never will.
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So when people like me would talk about things like
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market share diversity and client diversity
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and how important it is to have more podcast apps out there,
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there was this giant sitting on the side
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with 60, 70, 80% market share,
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and I wasn't worried about them
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because they were doing all the right things
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and they didn't seem to really care.
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And they were doing all the right things
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for like a decade or more,
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and so it didn't seem like they were ever gonna be a threat
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to this open ecosystem and this wonderful medium
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that we all love.
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So the fact that they're now seemingly making a move
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that is kinda dipping a toe in the water in that direction,
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that is concerning merely because of their scale.
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That's kinda the pessimist take there,
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and I do worry about that,
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and I am gonna be watching this closely.
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This could turn bad real fast,
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depending on what they do and how they do it.
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- I have the optimist take for you.
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That's what I was thinking of,
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like what's the best case scenario?
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- I mean the best case scenario is
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this kinda doesn't go anywhere and it fizzles out
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and we keep doing things the way we've been doing them.
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- Well, no, not the best case scenario for how it turns out,
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best case scenario for their motivations.
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'Cause it looked at through the lens of a company
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that has the track record that Apple has with podcasts.
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The most charitable attribution and motivation could be
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Apple has done what it's done with podcasts,
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Apple sees what we all see,
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which is the luminaries and the Spotify's of the world
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coming for podcasting,
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and they're throwing money at it and getting exclusives
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and putting up paywalls and vending their own clients.
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And from Apple's perspective,
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presumably there is some,
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they didn't accidentally treat podcasting
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the way they treated it for like 10, 15 years.
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Like it wasn't an accident, it wasn't like nobody noticed,
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it was part of a conscious strategy,
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which is having podcasts more or less the way Apple made them
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by keeping them open and diverse
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and having their player be the most popular player
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makes Apple's devices more valuable
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because if you get one of these things,
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whether it be an iPod or an iPhone
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or whatever it has been over the years,
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one of the things you can do with it besides text people
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and watch movies and YouTube and listen to music
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is also you can listen to podcasts, right?
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And these other companies employing their strategies
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and throwing money at it is a threat to basically
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a benefit of Apple's products
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because Apple has lots of situations where,
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yeah, they make the product,
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but there's some dominant non-Apple third party force
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that controls a major part of the ecosystem.
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Examples are YouTube, Facebook, Netflix,
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companies that aren't Apple
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that at various times Apple butts heads with
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but that are an essential part of the value proposition
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of Apple's products because if you buy an Apple device
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and you can't use Netflix on it, that's bad for Apple
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and same thing with Facebook, same thing with YouTube
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and those companies have at various times exerted that power
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in ways that Apple has been uncomfortable with.
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So I don't think Apple would be super happy
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if Spotify became the YouTube of a podcast
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or if Luminary was greatly successful.
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So most charitable you could say Apple sees this happening
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and says we need to defend podcasting
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and the way we can defend it is by doing more or less
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what they're doing, throw money at it, get original things
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like basically the old Microsoft strategy
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of we have more money, time and resources than you do
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so we're just gonna do the same thing you do
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more or less the same way, maybe not as well
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but who really cares and we'll just wait
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for you to run out of money
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and wait for your VCs to run out of patience
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'cause we can do this all day just like Captain America
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and then once that happens, they just go back to okay
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and now podcasting continues to be a safe neutral thing
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that is a benefit to our products
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and we don't have to worry about getting YouTube
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I'm not saying this is the most likely scenario
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but it is at least plausible
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and the reason I think it's plausible is that honestly,
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I think if the servers or even though people came around
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and say can we get money out of that,
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someone would do the math and say not really.
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Like it's just podcasting and I know it seems big
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but in the grand scheme of things,
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it's like an ant's fart in the app store
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of like three days worth of revenue.
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Like it's nothing.
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It's nothing compared to other big businesses
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like music, movies, games
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and the whole rest of the app store.
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I don't know if that's true.
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That's kind of like my sort of gut reaction
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is that podcasting is as big as it may be on Apple scale.
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It's just like, eh.
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So I give it a less than 50% chance
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that their motivation is purely charitable
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and they're just defending podcasting
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but I'm not willing to entirely rule it out
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just because of the people who are in charge
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and the fact that it makes sense
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that Apple doesn't want that to happen to podcasting.
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It's bad for Apple if that happens
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and like you said, Margot, like honestly,
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their chances, I don't think they have any illusions
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unlike Luminary and perhaps Spotify.
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I don't think they have any particular illusions
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about this amazing upside of them dominating podcasting
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mostly because Apple has dominated podcasting
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and they have not reached for that massive upside
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probably because it doesn't exist
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and so I'm really hoping that this is a mostly defensive move
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that will stave off the competitors
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that we think have worse motivations
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but they will not turn into Apple
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going all podcast evil on us.
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And the second aspect of this is about
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if they tried to go help podcast evil,
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how this strategy, I mean, you just had a million reasons,
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Margot, about why it's probably not gonna be successful.
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I have another reason why Apple might think
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it's going to be successful
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but why it's a little bit different.
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So the thing I kept thinking of
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with all of their plus stuff or whatever
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is they're one product that doesn't have a plus
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after the name, their one service product
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that doesn't have a plus, which is Apple Arcade
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where they pay people to make games for iOS
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and all their other devices.
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And it's like, why would Apple,
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we talk about this when we talk about Apple Arcade,
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why would Apple do this?
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People already make games for all their devices.
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Why would they pay people to do it
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and then just charge a subscription
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and distribute that subscription
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based on how much you play and blah, blah, blah,
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like the whole model.
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Like why would they bother doing that?
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What's the point?
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And I feel like the point of Apple Arcade is
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there is an ecosystem for games on Apple devices
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but that ecosystem is lacking in ways
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that Apple cares about.
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The first way it's lacking is that a lot of those developers
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don't support like all the lesser devices.
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Oh, you don't support Apple TV, you don't support the Mac.
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Yeah, of course nobody does, it's ridiculous.
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But Apple would like you to do that.
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So one way they can make that happen is by giving you money
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to say, okay, now will you support Apple TV?
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Sure, I guess, yeah, sure, pay me.
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But the second thing is the games
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that are dominating the App Store
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tend to have these exploitive mechanics
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and these free to play things that extract money from you
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in exchange for the mechanics
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that withhold the fun until you pay them more money
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and have these subscriptions and all this other stuff.
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And how can Apple stop that from happening?
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They've built the App Store such that
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that is the apex predator.
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They can change the ecosystem by saying,
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what if we pay you to make a game
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and we'll give you a bunch of money
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but you can't put in in-app purchases.
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It has to be you just buy a game and you play it
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and it's fun and that's it.
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So they can shape the market with their money
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to make a new thing that hasn't previously existed,
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make that become successful.
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Podcasting on the other hand is not suffering
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from a blight of free to play podcasts
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that exploit these mechanics or whatever.
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Like you could argue that wouldn't it be great
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if your podcast didn't have ads
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and lots of these companies have argued that like,
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oh, our podcasts are great, they don't have ads.
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It's like podcasts with ads are not the same thing
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as like casinos for kids that extract money from you
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and delay these mechanics and make you buy coins
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to get energy to be able to continue.
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Like it's not even close.
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I don't think people who are listening to podcasts today
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are particularly upset about how they're being exploited
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by free podcasts.
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I think it's a trade-off that most people
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are more or less happy with and have been happy with
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when it was called public radio despite the fact
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that during pledge drive month it would drive people crazy
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but other than that,
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and we have that in podcast world too,
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it's a relationship that makes some kind of sense
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and you don't hear stories about a kid losing three grand
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and then having to complain to Apple to get their money back
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you don't hear all these problems of like buying a game
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and feeling like you have, or downloading a game
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and feeling like you haven't actually gotten anything
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and not realizing how much you have to keep paying.
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Like that's not how podcasts work today.
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So the podcast ecosystem is not in a desperate need
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of a new thing that can only exist
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when Apple throws money at it.
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So by Apple throwing money at this,
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I think what they're going to get best case scenario
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is a bunch of good podcasts.
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And probably that's what Spotify can get.
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Give people a bunch of money
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and they make a bunch of good podcasts.
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And so Spotify will have some good podcasts
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that are only on Spotify,
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Apple will have some good podcasts
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that are only on Apple's player.
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And there's this subscription model and blah, blah, blah.
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But I don't think that fundamentally changes
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the nature of the ecosystem.
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Unlike Apple Arcade where if that came to exist
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and be a subscription, it would feel so much different
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than the wild west of the app store
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where everything's free to play.
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If you subscribe to Apple Arcade,
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you would be having a qualitatively different experience
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than if you didn't subscribe.
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Whereas if you subscribe to one of these podcast service,
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it's like, well, do you care about any of those podcasts
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or do you not?
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But either way, oh, these shows don't have ads,
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but who cares?
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I barely noticed that the ads
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such a small percentage of the time
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and it's not a thing that bothers me or whatever.
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So I hope this is a defensive maneuver on Apple's part.
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I also hope they don't expect it to change the landscape
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or go gangbusters.
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'Cause honestly, the value that they're adding to podcasting
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The defensive value is perhaps large
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because you're basically staying on equal footing
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and not allowing Spotify or Luminary
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on the off chance that they start to snowball.
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You're not allowing them to have the leg up on you,
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but it's like, look, we're all like this
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and this is the player you're already using already.
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So the playing field is level again
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and you probably don't care about these podcasts anyways,
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so just ignore all of this.
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That is my uncharacteristically optimistic dream scenario
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is that we'll get a couple of good podcasts
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that Apple pays for, it will stave off the competitors,
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but the landscape will stay more or less the same.
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Remind me of my brief deluded optimism three years from now.
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I did say it was less than 50% chance,
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but I'm not willing to dismiss it as ridiculous.
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- So just before we get all of the commentary and questions,
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if Apple came to the three of us and said,
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here's a billion a piece, would you take it
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and take your just peerless podcast
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over to our Podcast Plus?
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I think we can all agree that for a billion a piece,
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we would say yes.
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- Of course.
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I mean, everyone has a price.
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Everyone has a price, we all have prices,
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but the thing is, no one's gonna pay our price
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because we are not, it's like Marco said,
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why would you take an existing show
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and convince them to reduce their audience?
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You would just pay famous people, actual famous people,
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to make a new thing that isn't available anywhere.
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It's such a straightforward strategy.
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When Apple did its TV service,
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they didn't buy friends or the office,
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although arguably maybe they should have,
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they paid a bunch of money for people to make new shows.
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That's your value proposition, unique things.
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And no one is happy about having something that's unique
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by taking something that wasn't unique
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and hoarding it just to yourself.
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That just makes everybody sad.
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So that's not gonna happen.
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And anyway, Apple wouldn't be going after tech podcasts.
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They'd be going after comedians or--
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- Yeah, exactly, Oprah.
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Look at who, Steven Spielberg and Oprah are on stage.
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We were not, so let's know.
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That's the level that Apple's playing at.
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- Don't sell yourself short, Jon.
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Everyone would love it if we showed up on stage.
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Everyone, even the people who'd have never heard of us.
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- Everyone listening to this podcast would,
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and everyone else would say, where's Oprah?
00:37:09
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- No way, man.
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- Do I get a car?
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- You know, for a billion apiece,
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maybe we will buy a few listeners some cars.
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We'll buy you a car podcast.
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Can I interest anyone in a car podcast?
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- Oh, there it is.
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- There we go.
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- Maybe that's the way I'll finally get my dream
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of bringing neutral back,
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is they back truckloads of money.
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- Apple will pay for it, there you go.
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- For a billion dollars, I would do neutral again.
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- As would I.
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- You hear that, Apple?
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- It would be a shorter show if we would just list
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the things that we would not do for a billion dollars.
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- Yeah, right?
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- That's also true.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I can't even imagine what this show
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would have to do differently if Apple brought
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a whole pile of money to us and we legitimately did take it.
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Again, this would never happen.
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It would never happen.
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But just for the sake of thinking about it,
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I don't know if we could continue to do the show
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as it exists if Apple was paying for it.
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Because even if we complained about Apple,
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as we do from time to time--
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- Us, we complain?
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- Yeah, exactly, yeah.
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So I feel like even if we were complaining
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in this hypothetical world where Apple owns us,
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a question mark, then people would be,
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"Oh, you're just saying that so you don't sound biased
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"and really you just do whatever Apple tells you to do."
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- But we wouldn't care because we'd be billionaires, so.
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- That's a fair point.
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I really do think, and people have asked me,
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and I think you guys as well in the past,
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why don't you just go work for Apple?
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And aside from the fact that I'm not necessarily keen
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on picking up my family and moving across the country,
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especially to a state that's about to fall off the country,
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everything about my life would have to change.
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Literally everything about my life,
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except my family, would have to change.
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- Including you wouldn't be able to do the show.
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Like there's one thing of Apple paying for your pocket,
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but the rule that Apple has is if you're an employee,
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you don't get to do shows like this.
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You just don't.
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So that's even worse.
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Going to work for Apple would be worse
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than if they just paid for the show.
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'Cause if they paid for the show,
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yes, it's a clear conflict of interest,
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but if you just stated up the front,
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people could decide whether they wanna bother
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listening to a show that's paid for by Apple or not, right?
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But if you go to work for Apple, there's no show.
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- Yeah, yeah, exactly right.
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So please don't go running to Apple, you two,
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'cause I know I'm not.
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- I don't think Marco is a flight risk.
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- Oh man, but you know who Marco does wanna work for?
00:41:31
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Marco wants to work for Dropbox.
00:41:35
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- Can I just say, what (beep) bull (beep)
00:41:38
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just happened to my computer today?
00:41:40
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Because I was reading Twitter,
00:41:42
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and I saw you're complaining about how Dropbox
00:41:45
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suddenly appeared in your doc, and I thought to myself,
00:41:47
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"Surely that can't be a widespread thing.
00:41:50
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"Surely that wouldn't happen to my computer."
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And sure enough, when I arrive at my iMac,
00:41:56
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guess what's in my doc?
00:41:58
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- Oh my God.
00:41:59
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And the window's up too, that's the best part,
00:42:01
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like the window shows itself.
00:42:05
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- Oh man, Dropbox, you know, every so often,
00:42:09
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Dropbox does something that annoys me,
00:42:11
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and I look around at solutions to dump it,
00:42:13
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and I think this time I'm really in,
00:42:15
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like this time I've really had enough.
00:42:18
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'Cause what they've shown me, and forgive me,
00:42:20
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I tweeted about this earlier, so if you've seen it already,
00:42:21
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forgive the repetition, what Dropbox has shown
00:42:25
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a number of times over the last couple of years,
00:42:28
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from various things like the accessibility permission,
00:42:31
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the fake permission dialogues they present,
00:42:32
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like system dialogues to capture your root password
00:42:34
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and stuff like that, Dropbox has shown
00:42:37
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they can't really be trusted to have good judgment
00:42:41
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with the amount of power they have over my computer.
00:42:44
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Dropbox runs as a user process on my computer,
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I think it's just a user process, I hope it isn't root,
00:42:50
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but it probably is, who knows, I bet some part of it
00:42:52
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is probably root, but it runs as a user process,
00:42:55
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it has access to all of the user files that I have,
00:42:58
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you know, all of, because it runs as used,
00:43:00
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and it's not a sandbox, so it has access
00:43:01
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to all of your files, and it runs automatically
00:43:04
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updating software, it automatically self-updates
00:43:08
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whenever it feels like it.
00:43:10
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That's an incredible amount of access,
00:43:12
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that's an incredible amount of power it has,
00:43:14
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and access it has to my stuff, and so for a company
00:43:17
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that has that kind of access and that kind of power,
00:43:20
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to repeatedly show poor judgment of how it wields that power
00:43:25
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and what it should do to my computer,
00:43:27
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and what kind of power it should have and take,
00:43:29
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and how much it wants to get in my way,
00:43:31
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and pop up dialogues when I plug cameras in
00:43:33
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and stuff like that, it has shown me
00:43:35
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that I shouldn't trust it anymore,
00:43:36
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it has shown me that it is not worthy of trusting it
00:43:39
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with the power it has, the immense power it has
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on my computer, so now, more than ever,
00:43:47
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I am looking to remove Dropbox from my life,
00:43:50
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and we'll see how that goes.
00:43:52
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- You were comparing it when you were tweeting about it,
00:43:55
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or someone compared it about it,
00:43:56
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and then they're comparing it to Twitter,
00:43:57
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and I think the motivation behind both Twitter's changes
00:44:02
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that we all hated and Dropbox's changes
00:44:04
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that we're all hating is the same.
00:44:06
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It's two businesses that started with a particular model
00:44:10
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that users like trying to figure out
00:44:12
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how they're going to be a business that makes the money back
00:44:16
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for all their VCs or whatever, with Twitter was like,
00:44:19
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we don't think we can charge people,
00:44:22
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so we have to figure out how to make money
00:44:24
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as an advertising platform, we need to take control
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of the clients and drive engagement
00:44:28
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with an algorithmic timeline and all these things
00:44:30
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that we hate, blah, blah, blah, and Dropbox,
00:44:31
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the old complaint is like, if you just make a folder
00:44:33
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that syncs, that's not enough, you have to be enterprisey,
00:44:35
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you have to take over search, you have to become
00:44:36
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the gateway for all files across an entire organization
00:44:39
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and do all these things, features that we don't care about
00:44:42
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because the business thinks to be as successful
00:44:46
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as the business wants to be, you can't just be a folder
00:44:49
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that syncs, that's a great way to get off the ground,
00:44:50
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but eventually you need to become, essentially,
00:44:53
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Microsoft Office and Exchange all rolled into one,
00:44:55
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or you have to have the complete suite of things,
00:44:58
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like that seems to be sort of the end game
00:45:00
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of all these things that sell to businesses,
00:45:01
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like you have to be able to have an email system,
00:45:04
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a calendaring system, a document sharing system,
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collaborative editing of word processing documents,
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spreadsheets, cloud drive service,
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a real time Slack style chat thing,
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a thing that you use for teleconferencing and calls,
00:45:19
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you need all of those things, and Microsoft has
00:45:22
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all those things, and the things they didn't have,
00:45:24
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they cloned, right, Slack has some of those things,
00:45:27
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like I remember when Slack added video callings,
00:45:29
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like video calling to Slack, it was like, of course,
00:45:31
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of course, they need that checklist that I just went down,
00:45:33
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everybody needs all of those things,
00:45:35
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so if you're Dropbox, you're like, well, all I've got
00:45:37
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is the cloud drive, I need to get a bunch of those things
00:45:39
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right away, how many things can we start adding?
00:45:41
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And so you take your folder that syncs,
00:45:43
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and you start adding document search and collaboration,
00:45:47
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and how long before Dropbox has something
00:45:50
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where you can do video calls to each other,
00:45:52
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it's only a matter of time, right,
00:45:53
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either these companies get bought by one of those
00:45:55
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other big things, like Google has a complete suite of that,
00:45:58
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Apple sort of has most of that suite, albeit spread out
00:46:01
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in a strange way, but really, it's between Google
00:46:03
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and Microsoft selling to corporations,
00:46:05
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and then Slack and Dropbox are like these smaller fish
00:46:08
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that are around the side where, in general,
00:46:11
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they have better products, like Slack is better
00:46:12
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than Microsoft Teams, right, Dropbox is arguably better
00:46:16
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than OneDrive or whatever, or what the hell
00:46:19
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is Microsoft Things called, or Google Drive,
00:46:20
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for that matter, or at least was, right,
00:46:23
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but the people who are running these businesses,
00:46:26
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is this a tenable long-term strategy,
00:46:27
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can we just be like just the chat thing,
00:46:31
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or just the drive thing, and the answer,
00:46:33
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when it comes to businesses, probably not,
00:46:35
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because the big companies are like, don't pay money
00:46:38
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to Dropbox for them to do your cloud drive,
00:46:40
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we have a cloud drive, and we'll bundle it
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with Office and Exchange and all this other stuff,
00:46:44
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and Office Online and blah, blah, blah,
00:46:46
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like don't pay other vendors to, yes,
00:46:49
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their product may be better, they wouldn't say that,
00:46:50
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but their product may be better,
00:46:51
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but look how much cheaper it is if you just buy
00:46:53
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this one bundle that has everything from us,
00:46:55
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and Dropbox can't offer that, they can say,
00:46:57
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well, we can lower our price, but we can't give you
00:46:59
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a bundle that does everything, we're trying
00:47:01
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to win on quality, and if you try to win on quality
00:47:03
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in the enterprise, that is not a winning strategy,
00:47:05
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because we established before the definition
00:47:07
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of enterprise software, the people who pay
00:47:08
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for the software and select it are not the people
00:47:10
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who use it, so your software being more desirable
00:47:14
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for users means almost nothing in the enterprise,
00:47:16
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all that matters is, does it do the things
00:47:18
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that I need it to do, does it check all the checkboxes
00:47:21
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for compliance and blah, blah, and how much does it cost?
00:47:24
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And so the slow destruction of Dropbox mirrors
00:47:27
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the slow destruction of Twitter, it's two companies
00:47:30
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trying to be more than they started out as,
00:47:34
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trying to find a way to make a viable business
00:47:37
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that can be the unicorn that everyone thought they were,
00:47:39
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and the only way to do that is to start adding features
00:47:42
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that users don't want, but that in theory help you
00:47:45
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to make more money, and whether that actually helps them,
00:47:49
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whether Dropbox thinks they're gonna become a replacement
00:47:51
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for the Google Suite or the Microsoft Suite, I don't know,
00:47:54
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but it's clearly the path they're traveling,
00:47:56
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and so it's, you know, like, Twitter is like,
00:47:58
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are they gonna hit a breaking point where they make
00:48:01
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their clients so bad that everybody leaves?
00:48:03
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It seems like they hit the critical mass breaking point
00:48:05
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that at least they have sort of a break even
00:48:08
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to use Fusion Parlance reaction going on
00:48:10
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where Twitter is not going to collapse under the weight
00:48:13
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of their terrible clients, because if it was gonna do that,
00:48:15
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it would have already, it still might collapse
00:48:16
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under the weight of other things, but for now,
00:48:19
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it seems somewhat self-sustaining and has gotten
00:48:23
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probably as gross as it's going to get until the next,
00:48:26
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you know, until they reach for the next big leap.
00:48:29
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Dropbox, on the other hand, it's unclear whether them
00:48:32
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slowly making their product worse for users
00:48:35
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is something they can afford to do,
00:48:37
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because there are a lot of competitors.
00:48:39
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Some of them are platform owners, like Microsoft
00:48:41
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has their built-in thing and Apple has its built-in thing.
00:48:43
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If the competitors can reach competence,
00:48:45
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it could be that Dropbox starts to fade before it can
00:48:49
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get that critical mass of enterprise contracts
00:48:52
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or whatever they're shooting for.
00:48:54
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- It's bad, man.
00:48:55
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I don't know, I just, the more I, the more time goes on,
00:48:58
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and it's only been in the last, I wanna say year,
00:49:00
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not even two years, but in the last year particularly,
00:49:02
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they have just taken everything that I like
00:49:05
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about the Dropbox client and ruined it,
00:49:07
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and I think it's clear that, as you were saying, John,
00:49:09
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I mean, I am no longer Dropbox's customer,
00:49:12
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and so that's okay, but it's a real bummer,
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and so I think my plan is to really push for myself
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and my co-hosts, who are the people I most frequently
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use Dropbox with, to all move to iCloud Drive
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once we're all on Catalina, and that's reasonably
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straightforward and easy to do, because in Catalina,
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many people have noted, including Marco via Twitter,
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that in Catalina, they are supposedly adding shared folders,
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which is the one big thing that I think many of us
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are actually missing from iCloud Drive.
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Again, we're not missing a work chat or anything like that.
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We're just missing the fact that we can't share folders,
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and once we can share folders, then I think I'm gonna try
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to phase Dropbox out of my life very, very aggressively.
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- So the other options people have mentioned
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is that you can use Dropbox through,
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without having a Dropbox software installed.
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Obviously, there's the web interface,
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if that's what you wanna do, but also,
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file transfer applications like Transmit
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can interact with Dropbox, so you can just totally
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uninstall the Dropbox software, not have to deal
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with their software at all, and still be able
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to essentially take advantage of the network effect
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of like, oh, everybody's on Dropbox,
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and we've always used Dropbox, so we can continue to use it.
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So that's a possibility.
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Having used, I think, every cloud drive thing,
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I have to say that Dropbox still is the least problematic
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in terms of actually making the files go to the place
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where they're supposed to go successfully
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with the fewest number of conflicts.
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That's the kernel of reliability that is in the middle
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of this giant cloud of nagging software,
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and by the way, even when you are the customer,
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like I'm not a business, and I use the personal version
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of Dropbox, it is constantly telling me,
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your Dropbox is almost full.
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You wanna upgrade to more storage?
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And there's no way to stop it from saying that.
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Like, I know, I am close to my limit.
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I understand I could pay more money for more storage,
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but instead, I just want to sort of maintain
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with this whatever 5% free space,
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and yet the cost of having 5 to 10% free space
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is just constant nags.
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Like, you know, once every other day,
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at least sometimes multiple times in a day,
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it tells me, you're running out of space?
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It's like, great, thanks, Dropbox.
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I just love dismissing these dialog boxes.
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And I'm, like, that's not an enterprise feature.
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It's, it knows that I'm a person,
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'cause the enterprise would just buy a huge amount of space,
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and the enterprise version wouldn't bug the individuals.
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It would bug, like, the administrator or whatever
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would tell them that they're running out of space, right?
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So even for it's just plain old individual users
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using Dropbox, it's getting super aggressive
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about, you know, trying to get me to spend more money.
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And I say, no, I will just delete some files.
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And that's what I'm saying.
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I don't wanna delete any files.
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Like, I think this percentage of free space,
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I made that joke about it when Synology sent me an email,
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and it said, you know, space on volume whatever
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is getting dangerously low,
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and there was only 500 gigs free.
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Using percentages for free space,
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it's not always the wisest thing.
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And I understand things start to go badly
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if you, you know, fill it up.
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But, like, in terms of Dropbox,
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it's a totally artificial limit.
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I'm not actually filling a disk somewhere.
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Even if I was 99%, I don't wanna hear about it
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until I'm 100%.
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That's when Dropbox can tell me my thing is full.
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Until then, I don't wanna hear about it.
00:52:30
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- We are sponsored this week by Hullo, Buckwheat Pillows.
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I gotta say, Buckwheat Pillows are really cool.
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They are totally different than the regular,
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like, soft pillows that we are used to.
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It's kinda like a bean bag full of these buckwheat hulls,
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which I guess the size of them is like,
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it's like almost like a marble size,
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or a little bit smaller than that.
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And so it allows you to adjust its shape and thickness,
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and because it's bean bag-like, then it stays there.
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So you can move and support it
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however you want it to be supported,
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you know, for your head and neck and whatever else,
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and then it stays there.
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It supports you exactly the way you want to be supported.
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It doesn't squish throughout the night,
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and it also doesn't really get hot,
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which is great in the summertime,
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'cause buckwheat tends to breathe better.
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There's airflow that can get in there between the hulls,
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so it really doesn't get hot or sticky or anything.
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I gotta say, this thing is really cool.
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It's totally different.
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I had one for a little while, and then my wife stole it,
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so now I have to get another one,
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'cause she likes it a lot.
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It's really incredibly supportive,
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and you can also customize how it feels.
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You can add or remove fill.
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Like, you can just open up the side,
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and you can adjust the thickness by adding or removing it.
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You can also remove all the fill
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so you can wash the case fully,
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and they sell refills of the fill from their website, too.
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This actually isn't that new of an idea.
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People have been doing this for centuries,
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the buckwheat pillows.
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It was more popular outside the US, especially in Japan,
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but now we're getting it here in the US.
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It's really a more natural way to sleep,
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and it's made in the USA with quality construction materials,
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certified organic cotton case,
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the buckwheat is grown and milled in the United States,
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and there's fast, free shipping on every order.
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You can sleep on it for 60 nights,
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and if it's not right for you,
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send it back for a full refund.
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So go to hullopillow.com/atp.
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If you try more than one,
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you get a discount of the $20 per pillow,
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depending on the size.
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And once again, fast, free shipping on every order,
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and 1% of all their profits
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are donated to The Nature Conservancy.
00:54:25
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This is a pretty cool company, hullopillow.com/atp.
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That's H-U-L-L-O, pillow.com/atp.
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Thank you so much to Hullopillow
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for supporting my neck during sleep
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and for sponsoring our show.
00:54:37
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- All right, would you like to do some Ask ATP?
00:54:43
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- Let's do it.
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- We begin tonight with Josh Lewis, who writes,
00:54:46
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"On what have you placed more stickers,
00:54:47
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"your car or your iPad?"
00:54:49
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And I thought that this kind of leads
00:54:51
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to a perhaps more interesting corollary question,
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which is, do you guys have any stickers on your cars?
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So let me start with Marco, and I will go last.
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Marco, do you have stickers on your iPad,
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and do you have any in your car, and which one has more?
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- So one question is, are we counting things
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like registration stickers that have to go on the windshield?
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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- Okay, so if we rule out required stickers
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for regulatory reasons, and parking permits,
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and things like that, then I have one sticker on my car.
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So I have a fish sticker on the back windshield,
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right in the lower center part of it.
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It is blocked from my view by the center rear seat headrest,
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so it does not reduce visibility at all,
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but it still advertises to the world that I enjoy fish,
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and I kind of enjoy that.
00:55:40
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That's the only sticker I have that's not a parking sticker
00:55:42
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or registration sticker, and then on my iPad--
00:55:46
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- Before you get to your iPad, you figure out
00:55:47
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the other most important feature of that fish sticker.
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It lets you pick out your Tesla among the 5,000
00:55:54
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other red Teslas in the town where you live.
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So when you go into the parking lot,
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you're not lost in this maze of Teslas.
00:55:59
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You're like, "Oh, there's mine.
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"It's the one with the fish sticker."
00:56:01
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- Exactly, it's all for practicality.
00:56:04
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On my iPad, technically I have zero stickers,
00:56:07
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because the one sticker that I have is not on the iPad.
00:56:10
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It's on the keyboard cover.
00:56:13
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- Oh, come on.
00:56:14
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- On the keyboard cover is one sticker.
00:56:16
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It is the Apple logo sticker, so it kind of looks
00:56:20
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like an Apple laptop when we aren't using it,
00:56:23
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like just right in the middle,
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centered on the back of the keyboard cover,
00:56:26
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but it's the sticker from the October event last fall,
00:56:28
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which was my first invited press event,
00:56:32
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and that meant a lot to me, and they gave special stickers
00:56:34
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that were at that event, and it's one of those stickers.
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- Is it upside down or right side up
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when it's in the folded mode?
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Which orientation did you go with?
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- It is the modern version, so it's right side up
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when it's up in use, when you see it from the back,
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just as a modern Apple laptop would be.
00:56:54
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- Yeah, they gave us a package
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of something like five stickers.
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I have one of those on the front of the keyboard cover.
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If you're holding it in landscape, it's at the bottom left,
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and mine is like a bluish and purple,
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and like I said, they had given us a package of like five,
00:57:08
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and I figure I'll just use them over time on iPads
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or something like that.
00:57:13
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John, what about your cars and iPads and things?
00:57:16
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- Can I go out on a limb here and say zero on both?
00:57:18
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- I would agree with you, but let's hear it for real.
00:57:22
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- So I do have zero stickers on my cars,
00:57:24
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also zero magnets, my wife tried to put a magnet on her car,
00:57:27
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and I said, "We're not that kind of family."
00:57:29
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You know the magnets, right?
00:57:31
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- Like the ribbons and stuff?
00:57:32
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- You see them, there's all sorts of ones.
00:57:35
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I think the one she was trying to put on
00:57:36
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was like a pet adoption one,
00:57:38
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like after we'd adopted our dog or whatever,
00:57:39
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but no, no magnets, no stickers, no, nothing on the car.
00:57:42
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But I have to say, the first car I ever owned,
00:57:45
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which I got from my parents, I did put a sticker on it.
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When I sort of took ownership of it,
00:57:51
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I put a very small white Apple logo sticker
00:57:53
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on the back, you know, driver's side,
00:57:58
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rear quarter window thingy, right?
00:58:00
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And part of it was just like,
00:58:03
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"Hey, I like Apple, blah, blah, blah."
00:58:04
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But part of it was also to be able to identify
00:58:07
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my white Honda Civic among the sea of other white Honda Civics
00:58:09
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if I couldn't see both sides of it,
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because you could easily pick it up
00:58:12
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because it was the one without a passenger side mirror.
00:58:16
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- Wait, I'm sorry, what color did you say it was?
00:58:18
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- It's white.
00:58:20
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I don't know if we knew this before.
00:58:21
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- Would you say that just happened to you?
00:58:23
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- I mean, my mother actually likes white cars.
00:58:27
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When she bought it at Acura Integra later,
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she chose white again.
00:58:32
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- Second, no, it wasn't, it was,
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no, it was just the regular Integra.
00:58:37
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Yeah, my brother got that car.
00:58:38
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It was better than the Civic, but he totally destroyed it.
00:58:41
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He left the sunroof open and let snow into the car.
00:58:44
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This is the level of destruction we're talking about.
00:58:46
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- That's pretty bad.
00:58:47
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And that was later in life after,
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and so, yeah, my iPad,
00:58:52
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no, no stickers, I'm not a sticker person.
00:58:54
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No stickers on my device.
00:58:55
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I'm gonna ask Marco, is the sticker
00:58:57
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that you put on your keyboard cover,
00:58:59
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is it actually straight and centered?
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I'm gonna guess no.
00:59:02
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- It is straight.
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If you eyeball it, it is straight.
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It is not quite centered correctly.
00:59:09
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- It can't possibly be straight.
00:59:11
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This is the thing about the Apple logo.
00:59:12
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You think it's easy to line up and make it straight,
00:59:14
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but it's not a square.
00:59:16
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It's like it's all wavy and curvy.
00:59:18
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It's very easy to get it slightly crooked.
00:59:20
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I'm going to guess that it is,
00:59:21
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I mean, it's not as bad as Casey stickers,
00:59:22
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which are just horrendously placed,
00:59:24
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but it is really hard to actually get an Apple logo sticker,
00:59:28
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unless you're laying it on top of,
00:59:29
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this is what a lot of people do at work,
00:59:30
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laying it on top of the one that Apple puts there,
00:59:32
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which is straight and centered,
00:59:34
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if you just have an empty field
00:59:37
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on the back of a case or something,
00:59:39
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trying to put the Apple logo visually centered
00:59:43
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and also straight is basically impossible.
00:59:45
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So, I mean, maybe it's off by an amount
00:59:47
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that you don't notice, but don't look at it too closely.
00:59:51
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So for me on my iPad, this is the first thing,
00:59:55
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well, no, I stickered my work computer actually,
00:59:57
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because it wasn't mine,
00:59:58
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but this is the first device of my own
01:00:00
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that I've stickered into Marco's point.
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I haven't stickered the iPad itself, but rather the case.
01:00:04
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I have 10 different stickers on the front of it
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and three different stickers on the back of it,
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including a white Apple logo, horrifically twisted,
01:00:11
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not on purpose and horrifically off center,
01:00:14
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also not on purpose,
01:00:15
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to serve the same purpose as Marco had said.
01:00:17
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So it looks kind of like a laptop when it's open.
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On my car, I have the,
01:00:22
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I don't know if you would want to call it like the outline,
01:00:24
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but the shape of the Nurburgring in the back window
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all the way down on the left.
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I had the same basic thing on the BMW,
01:00:33
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which I'd actually bought with Marco
01:00:35
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at a little gift shop at the Nurburgring.
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However, that went with the,
01:00:39
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well, it was kind of falling off at that point anyway,
01:00:40
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but it went with the car.
01:00:42
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And so I just ordered a new one off Amazon
01:00:44
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and I consider it okay to have that on the car
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since I have, thanks to Marco,
01:00:48
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driven the Nurburgring one time hilariously slowly.
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So that is my situation.
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Eric New writes, "You guys all seem to go
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for 256 gigs of storage on your phones.
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Do you come close to filling it?
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I have tons of apps and podcasts
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and I'm not even using 50% of 128 gigs.
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I don't try to keep my whole camera roll on my phone
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and I don't have any local music or videos.
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So maybe that's it?"
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For me, I believe I have something like, where is this?
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This is in general, 80.5 gigs of 256 gigs.
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And I always buy a little bit bigger phone
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than I think I need just in case,
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especially now that 4K video is a thing.
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And isn't 4K at 60 frames a thing now?
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- Yep. - So that gets real quick,
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or real big real quick.
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For me, I have 20 gigs of music
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that I have pulled onto my phone, 10 gigs of photos,
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and then a bunch of other miscellaneous
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and boring stuff after that.
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So I'm using, I don't know, what is this,
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like a third of my 256 gigs.
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Marco, you went first last time.
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John, what's your situation on your phone?
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- I saw this question earlier today.
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I was like, "What are they talking about 256?
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I don't get 256 gig phones."
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But I wasn't entirely sure.
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I'm like, "Do I get 256 gig phones?"
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So I looked it up on my phone.
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Sure enough, I have a 256 gig phone.
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I'm pretty sure this is my first one that's ever been 256
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'cause I never really went for the big storage.
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I just couldn't stomach the cost upgrade.
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But I've got one now apparently.
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And I'm using 96.6 gigabytes, so 256.
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And I'd been managing space on this,
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thinking that I had a 128,
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like I didn't wanna be creeping up on it.
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I think the reason I have that in mind
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is because I constantly fill my iPad.
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My iPad is always full.
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But my iPad is super old.
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Like it's the original iPad Pro,
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which is now several pros old.
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And I think the iPad is 128 gigs.
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And also I download video to watch offline frequently
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if I'm gonna be going somewhere
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and don't wanna have to deal with trying to stream it
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over a bad internet connection.
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And that fills up the space real fast.
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Or like downloading movies from my Plex or whatever.
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So it's very easy to fill my iPad
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and constantly deleting big games that I haven't used
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and managing my space.
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But on my phone, apparently I've got tons of headroom.
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So I should stop aggressively deleting stuff from Overcast
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and just let those things fill up.
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Overcast is my third largest app, by the way.
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But it's only 12 gigs.
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12 gigs of podcasts are on my phone.
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- I have a very similar situation with both of you.
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I do have the 256 gig phone.
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I'm using about 76 gigs at the moment.
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And so it feels weird.
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But then like, so at first I thought,
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well that was wasteful to get it.
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But then I looked, I'm like, wait, was there a 128 option?
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And it turns out, no there isn't.
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Like the options are 64 or 256 or even more.
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- No, that explains why I got 256.
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'Cause 64 I would be way over the limit of.
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- Right, so like a couple of phones ago,
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whenever they offered 128, I did get 128.
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But they don't offer that anymore.
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So I think, you know, I knew that 64 would be
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a little bit tight for what I wanted.
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Sure enough, that was true.
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So it does feel wasteful to have all this space
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for a phone that I know I'm only gonna probably own
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for a year and that I know for most of that year
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I'm gonna be using less than half of it.
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But the next interval down would have been too small.
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So I see it as like, not that I spent $150 extra
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to get to buy space I wasn't going to use,
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but rather I spent $150 to not have to manually manage
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any space ever during that year that I have this phone.
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So it doesn't feel great that, you know,
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I wish they would have offered a middle option on 128
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and I would have gotten that
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and it would have been less money possibly.
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But the fact is, we didn't have that option.
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So I took the next best one.
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- Yeah, and I mean, I still think this is better
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than having 16 or even 32 gigs be the base.
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And then, you know, I'd much rather be a little grumpy
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about going too high in the middle than being grumpy
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about the lowest tier being effectively nothing.
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So I don't think any of us are really complaining.
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Finally, Sarah Ann writes, I'm a teacher considering
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putting together a proposal for teaching computer science
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as part of the International Baccalaureate at my school.
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Program languages would be at my discretion.
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Which ones do you think are the most valuable
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slash important for modern students?
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I have a really terrible answer for this,
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so I guess I'll go last.
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Marco, what do you think about that?
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- There's always this dilemma between languages
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that are easy to teach and/or languages
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that demonstrate important computer science concepts
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versus what languages are currently in use
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in the practical world.
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Because what the students probably want to learn
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is whatever language they need to make cool stuff
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that they can see in their current context.
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Like, you know, on whatever devices people are using,
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whatever platform people are using,
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the current language is always in demand by the students.
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What the professors usually want to teach
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is something, you know, the more timeless concepts,
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the more fundamental things.
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So, you know, you might want to teach things like C
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that are kind of like underlying all this stuff.
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Or you might want to teach things
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that have certain theoretical benefits,
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like LISP, to teach functional programming,
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or things like that.
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So there's all these, like, competing factors.
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But I think ultimately, for getting people started,
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you need them to be motivated and to stick with it.
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And so I would put to the side the value of things like LISP
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and, you know, theoretical benefit languages.
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Put that to the side, save that for, like,
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year two or three of their education.
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For year one, stick to things that will get them engaged
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and will keep them motivated to keep going.
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And that is whatever is required
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to make the kind of things they want to make.
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So right now, that's probably going to be,
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in this order, Swift and then JavaScript.
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- John, I assume Perl is the answer.
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- My reading of this question is a little bit different
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because it's a proposal for teaching computer science,
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which is very different than a proposal
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for teaching people how to program
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or how to become programmers or anything.
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- And so computer science is basically, you know,
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basically a math course, practically.
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And so then I would say, pick one of the languages
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that has the least things
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that are not important to the concept.
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So when you're teaching computer science
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and complexity theory and algorithms and data structures,
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those things you could teach just with a whiteboard, right?
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But you want them to have a program
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that they can write it out.
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Like, a lot of algorithm books will have, like,
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pseudocode or whatever.
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So basically what you want is the programming language
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that is the most like pseudocode
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so they don't have to worry about, oh, this is, you know,
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like ideally you wouldn't have to worry about a type system.
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Certainly you wouldn't have to worry about pointers.
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You wouldn't have to worry about, you know,
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native versus object, you know, primitives versus objects.
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All sorts of concerns that are parts
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of real programming language
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but are not part of computer science, right?
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Having to understand that, you know,
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this is an int and that's a primitive
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and this is an object and it's different
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and they behave in this way.
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Have to understand between pointers and references in C++.
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None of that has anything to do with computer science.
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So those make poor languages to teach computer science.
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Arguably, like I said,
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you could teach computer science without a language
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and I've taken courses that are like that
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where you don't touch a computer
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but it is a computer science course.
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But if you do want to touch a computer,
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I would pick whatever you think
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the best modern language is that has the least warts
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that will surface when teaching algorithms
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and data structures, right?
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So Swift is actually good in that regard.
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I've seen this, my son has been taking computer courses
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and he's basically had to learn and use
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at various times Python, Swift, Java and C++.
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And despite the fact that Swift is itself
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a very complicated and feature rich language,
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if you're using it to learn data structures and algorithms,
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you don't have to touch any of the weird stuff.
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Like protocols are not going to come up
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in a class teaching complexity theory, right?
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It's just, you don't have to use it.
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You just need like assignment, conditional,
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loops, functions and if you're using Swift
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to do those things, you do have to deal with type system
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but type reference helps a little bit there.
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You don't have to deal with pointers.
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You don't have to deal with the strange warts
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of types that can't contain a value
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and all sorts of weird things that you have to deal with
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in a low level language, right?
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So I think Swift actually is a reasonably good language
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to teach computer science.
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You'll be using one tiny little corner of Swift.
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Like Python might be similar, but honestly,
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I think Python might actually have more weird warts
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and strange things related to it than Swift.
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So yeah, I think I'm basically gonna end up
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agreeing with Marco but for different reasons.
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That Swift is your number one
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and the number two probably is JavaScript
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'cause it's so pervasive.
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It lets you ignore types.
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JavaScript has way more warts in the basics than Swift.
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Like the fact that all your integers are floats
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and that are 53 bits long or whatever
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and that will come back to bite you
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and the weird semantics around truth and you know,
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this JavaScript is a mess, right?
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But it's ubiquitous and you can do
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all sorts of fun things with it
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and if you're just gonna do a bunch of algorithms,
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you can do that in JavaScript as well.
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I don't think, like the real answer is talk to other people
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who are teaching a similar course,
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what they're using and how successful it is
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but coming from people who have never taught a course
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in computer science but have taken them,
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Swift and JavaScript seem like a good place to start
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and maybe I would throw in Python as a wild card.
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- You know, it's funny, my first answer to this
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was JavaScript because it's the most pervasive.
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You can use it on almost any platform.
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It may or may not be elegant but you can do it
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but hearing you talk, Jon, particularly about,
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and I'm thinking about classes in JavaScript
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which at last I've played with this
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which has been a while to be fair is not really a thing
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or it's so weird and esoteric.
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- And you don't have to deal with classes at all
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to do algorithm and data structures, you don't.
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- That's true, that's true.
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- Also, like comp sci, like intro to comp sci kind of stuff,
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you wouldn't really even need to get OO stuff in there.
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- That's a fair point.
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So I guess, you know, and it's not Sarah's fault
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because she was writing a single tweet
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so goodness knows what the parameters are for this
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but the way I read it was let me teach you the basic,
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and I think this is because I'm reflecting on my schooling
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in the early aughts, what's the basics of
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object oriented programming because that was
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all the rage in the early aughts.
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Not to say that it's not a thing now
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but it was like slightly newish kind of,
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sort of and fancy at the time.
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In the way that I think functional programming is now.
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Functional programming isn't actually new
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but it's just becoming trendy now.
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Well anyways, so if you're trying to teach basics of OOP
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then I would say either Python or possibly Swift
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and if you're just trying to teach a person,
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you know, more like what I suspect your son is dealing with
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which is, you know, how can you write code
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and this is kind of what I think Marco was thinking of.
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I think JavaScript was my first answer
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with Swift probably being second or third
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and Python being the other one in the two, three category.
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But now, I don't know, hearing you guys talk
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I really wasn't gonna bring Swift to the top
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and now I'm actually starting to think you're right
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that Swift might be the best complete answer
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as long as you don't mind hitching yourself to Apple's wagon.
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- Well but the fact is like a lot of these students
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will have Apple devices and it is very motivating
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to be able to make something that you might actually enjoy
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and be able to run and use on your own device.
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Like that is incredibly motivating
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and when you're at the introductory level,
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keeping these students motivated and engaged
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and getting them to like push forward
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is so much more important than whatever specific things
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you're teaching them because you have to like,
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a lot of people dip into CS like as an experiment
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or I might like this, I don't know.
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And so you have to keep them motivated
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to get a lot of them to stay
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and to remain engaged in the course.
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And so if it's something that they can like,
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they can make code that runs on their phone,
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they could make their own iPhone app,
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which you know their phone is certainly likely
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to be an iPhone, it isn't guaranteed for everybody
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but it's certainly pretty high on the list,
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then like that is, that has so much more value
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than any individual concept that you might teach
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in an introductory course.
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- People dump on Swift a lot as a learning language
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because it's like learning language, it's so complicated
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and there's so many weird features and it's true,
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it's a big language and getting bigger all the time
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but I maintain that it actually is
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a reasonable learning language
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because the corner of the language that you need to use
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to learn the basics doesn't have a lot of sharp edges.
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Like strings work in a normal way,
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numbers work in a normal way, functions look like normal,
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there's not too much weird syntax
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in terms of parameter parsing,
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especially if you don't reveal the entire power
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of the parameter system.
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Like if you just stay in that little corner,
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simple things really are simple, even the type system,
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which is a complexity that you don't really need to deal with
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to teach computer science, can be mostly hidden from you,
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you just do basic things.
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Even when you get into objects and stuff and structs
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and like it's, in terms of all of the quote unquote
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popular languages, it has the fewest weird things
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if what you wanna do is simple and straightforward
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'cause you're just learning.
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Like you're not interested in learning Swift,
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you're interested in learning computer science
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and you're learning it through Swift.
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It's the thing that used to be an argument for Python
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but Python is old enough now that it has,
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like I think Python didn't do a good job
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of cleaning up its mistakes during its evolution,
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like many of its sibling languages,
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including Perl and Ruby and all that stuff.
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They just kind of built stuff on
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and then they did the Python two to three transition.
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There's lots of weird warts in Python that to explain,
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you have to be like, okay, well let me tell you
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the history of Python and why this is like this
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and we have a new way to do it
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but the old way's still there and it works
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and the new way's a little bit weird
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because we couldn't interfere with the old way.
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You don't have to make those explanations
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for the most part with Swift.
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It's part of the benefit of all the breaking they've done
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of source compatibility over the years.
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It's like, make a mistake, they're like erase, erase, erase,
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try again, okay, erase, erase, erase, try again
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and they're still towards the edges of the language
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and the complexities.
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It's you know, you know,
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fiendishly difficult to understand all the nuances
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but for the basics, you know,
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it is, I think it is a pretty good learning language.
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To give an example, my son was using it.
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He wasn't using it to write anything having to do
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with Apple platforms.
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In fact, he was initially writing Swift into a webpage
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and that webpage would compile it for you on the back end
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and show you the result and it was like,
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it was like doing a basic program.
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You could take, you know,
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text input from the terminal essentially
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and you could print things
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and that was in the introductory course.
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All you would do is add numbers together,
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make data structures, take input from the keyboard,
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print values.
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There is nothing Apple about it.
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Like I said, it was in a webpage.
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Eventually I got him to use Xcode
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because doing your coding in a webpage is not ideal
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but even though they're not using Apple devices,
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there is still the benefit of saying,
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oh and by the way, this is the actual language people use,
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asterisk, asterisk, to write applications
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for your phone and your iPad and like wow.
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Like they feel like they're not wasting their time.
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Like I know Swift and they don't know Swift.
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Like they know a tiny corner of Swift
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that have really no idea how to use it at all
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and they don't realize that what you really need to know
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to write phone apps is not the language but the API
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which is so much harder to get your mind around
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than the language but I think it has done its job
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as a teaching language and apparently my son was telling me
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that the AP computer science test is all in Java still.
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So like you're faced with, I'm not sure what the,
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again, the goal of this particular course is
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but in the US anyway, apparently if you're gonna take
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the AP computer science test, you better know Java
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because that's what they're gonna test you on
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which is kind of a shame because Java does have all sorts
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of warts that are not relevant to the,
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to computer science as a concept but are very relevant
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to Java as a particular language and who cares about that?
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- Yeah, Java is actually what I learned.
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Like it was what my CS 101 and 102 were taught
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in the year 2000.
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That was the only time I ever used it for anything.
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- I was learning on C++ and a couple of courses you see
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but only a couple but I've never,
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I don't think I've ever really written a line of Java ever
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which is not necessarily by design
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although I'm not complaining but it just kind of happened
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that way 'cause again, I learned C++, a little bit of C,
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actually took one course in C# which was extremely convenient
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in a couple years into my career but no, I was all C++.
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- You are not missing much.
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- Oh yeah, I know I'm not and I mean C++ is a,
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it's got so many problems.
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I hear it's better these days just like Linux on the desktop
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but oh, it's got so many problems.
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- I heard recently that it's gonna get worse.
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Like I mean, someone was telling me that the C++ 20 standard
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is like this is the breaking point.
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This is where C++ gets, it's just gonna go over the deep end
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and jump the shark and I was like,
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C++ has jumped so many sharks.
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It jumps an entire ocean full of sharks.
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The ship so long ago sailed on C++ becoming so complicated
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that no one person can hold it in their mind.
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Like that's so long and still in the context of C++,
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C++ 20 has this reputation of being like,
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oh, now they've gone too far.
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So I can only imagine what is in that standard.
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C++ is a great example of a language that is a victim
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of its own success that they just keep adding things to
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and it's just, you know, I really do hope for Swift
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to be able to someday replace C++ because like,
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let's reset the wart clock, you know what I mean?
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Every language gets warts over time, right?
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But there's no way to like fix a language like C++
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to get rid of all those things 'cause that's just what it is
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and I was telling my son like,
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all those video games that you love to play,
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they're all written unfortunately in C++
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with some scripting thing in the middle there
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for the parts that aren't performance critical.
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But yeah, it's a giant wad of C++.
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Destiny, the game I play all the time,
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is the most famously complicated mess of C++
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you could ever imagine.
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There's a great GDC session where the Destiny developers
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are explaining how Destiny works under the covers
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and it is way more complicated than you think it is.
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'Cause it has to be, 'cause if you look at the hardware
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that it's running on, like everything has to be
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multi-threaded, you have to use all those cores,
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you have to use the GPU, like,
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the inner world of a modern console or PC game
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written in C++ is just like this incredible alien city
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that you can't even imagine.
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Like I imagine that someone who working on the core
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of an operating system would look at a game like Destiny
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and be like, run away screaming,
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because it is so much more complicated
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than something like an operating system kernel,
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because it has to do so much more.
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And because it's written, you know, not from scratch,
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but nearly from scratch by a random collection of people
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with strange opinions for a particular purpose.
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And then, yeah, it's so different,
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so much different than building a platform.
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It's like, we're gonna build a game,
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maybe the game will last 10 years,
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maybe this code base will last 20,
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but then we're all gonna move on to the next thing.
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And so they end up being really weird.
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Anyway, C++, we need a replacement.
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I'm not sure if Swift is it, but something needs to be it.
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- Oh, don't worry, Swift has taken all of the worst things
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about C++ and adopted it.
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It's made it new and clean.
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- It hasn't though, you don't understand.
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You don't know what the worst things about C++ are
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if you think Swift has taken the worst of them.
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- Oh, how is the, how is the, I don't know,
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the swim plan going?
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- I was in the ocean, but not further than chest level,
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because the waves were too big.
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And Tiff even suggested that was probably not a good time
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to go further than that.
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- Is she in the water with you?
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- Not that time, no.
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'Cause the waves were too big.
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- Assuming she can swim and everything,
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it would be a good idea to have somebody actually there
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with you sort of directing where you should go
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and what you should do at various times.
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- Yes, so that was--
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- So that we could have a more successful experience.
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- Yes, that's the plan, and that's why I didn't go further
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that time, because the waves were too big
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even for her to want to go in.
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So we decided we will wait for a better opportunity
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where the waves are more calm,
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and then we will go in together,
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and she will show me what to do.
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And then I got hit pretty strong by a wave
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that she described as, that one was an under,
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and I didn't go under it.
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So I was very sandy after that.
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- Small part of the experience.
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- A lot of sand.
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- You gotta know where to stand, when to dive underneath,
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when to just go down, when to jump up,
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where not to be in general,
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all sorts of good things to learn.
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And then once you get the basics,
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you can learn how to do body surfing, which is fun.
01:23:08
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- What is that?
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- That's when you catch a wave,
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but you don't have a surfboard, you've just got your body.
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And it seems like a thing that shouldn't be possible,
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and you'll try to do it many times,
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it'll be like, I just feel like I'm flopping.
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Eventually you will actually catch a wave,
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and you'll be like, oh, that's how it's supposed to work,
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and that's the fun experience,
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the first time you actually catch a wave body surfing.
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It's probably easier to do it on a boogie board or something.
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But yeah, first learn how to survive the waves,
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second, learn how to play in them,
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'cause there's lots of fun things you can do.
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So either get a boogie board or try to learn to body surf,
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but they're both fun.
01:23:41
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- Yeah, step one, learn how to not die.
01:23:44
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- Yeah. (laughs)
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Seems like a good step.
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- Do you have a boogie board?
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Do kids still call them boogie boards?
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I don't know what you would call them otherwise.
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- They do still call them that.
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I don't have one, I mean, I could get one,
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but I don't think I'm ready for that yet.
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I think step one is like,
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I mean, I've used boogie boards when I was a kid in the lake
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as just like flotation devices.
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- Yeah, no, it's different
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when you're actually catching a wave.
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- Yeah, never like in the ocean with real waves or anything.
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So yeah, step one is like learn how to use the waves
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and not die.
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- Although it seems like to be,
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I don't know if it's just because we're all big and fat now,
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but there's like this epidemic
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of boogie boards breaking all the time.
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I seem to remember as a kid that you'd have a boogie board
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and you'd use it summer after summer, it'd be fine.
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And now as an adult, every time we get boogie boards,
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like they last two trips to the beach
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and then they're cracked in half.
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Obviously we're buying cheap boogie boards,
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but it's like even a cheap one
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should like hold up a little bit longer than that.
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I don't wanna buy a real quote unquote real boogie board
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'cause they're expensive.
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I just wanna buy a cheap toy thing
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so you can have seven of them for all of the cousins
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and we all go in and they use them
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and then eventually after 40 minutes,
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someone comes out of the ocean
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with this floppy looking thing that's cracked in the middle
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and go, "Well, this one's dead."
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- I have learned like one thing
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and I think I discussed it briefly last time,
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but like my conception of what swimming is
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is not what people seem to be doing almost ever in the water.
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- What do you think it is?
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- I think, well, what people seem to be doing in the water
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is more like wading in and occasionally swimming
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for a brief second and then standing back up again.
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Or for me, like what I'm learning to do
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is basically like do laps and exercise in a pool.
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- Well, you have to be able to,
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like you're talking about transport.
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You have to be able to transport yourself.
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So what you're learning is if I'm in the water
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and I'm at point A and I wanna get to point B,
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how do I do that?
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So that's what you're learning, right?
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But when you're playing in the ocean,
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sometimes you need to get from point A to point B.
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Sometimes A and B are very close to each other
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and just repositioning yourself in the waves.
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But mostly you're learning how not to drown.
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So you're learning to tread water
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and learning how to deal with the waves
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and learning how to hold your breath
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and not get tumbled around
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and your water shoved up your nose and not drown
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and not be pulled in by the undertow or whatever.
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And sometimes during that activity,
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you will need to actually transport your body
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from one place to the other
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and you will swim a short or medium or long distance.
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And if it's a riptide, you may swim a long distance
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to get back to short, right?
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So you need to be able to do that,
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but you're right that people aren't doing laps in the surf.
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If you go beyond the waves,
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you've probably seen this at the beach,
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people do do laps back and forth parallel to the beach
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beyond the breakers, which is a relaxing thing
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that you can do when you get a little more experiences
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to go out past the surf
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and then watch the people playing in the surf
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from the other side,
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where you're just kind of bobbing them down.
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You could just float there or you could do laps.
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- To be fair, while I don't go to the beach
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as often as some people do, I go maybe once a week,
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but during actual swimming hours.
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I go almost every day with hops,
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but that's like pre or post lifeguard hours.
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So there aren't a lot of people in the water.
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But when I do go during full-blown daylight lifeguard
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covered in sunscreen hours,
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I don't think I've ever seen a single person
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swimming laps in the ocean.
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- I mean, it's not laps, you're just swimming.
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- But just swimming,
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I've never seen people do that in the ocean.
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I see people do it occasionally in the bay,
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frequently in the gym pool or the hotel pools.
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- They might be out there super early in the morning.
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Like when does Hockenberry do it?
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That's the thing that he does.
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It's actually easier to do than in a pool
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because salt water is more buoyant than fresh water.
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It's a little bit more relaxing, of course.
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Anyway, it can be cold and windy
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and all sorts of other reasons.
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Obviously a lap pool is a more controlled environment
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if you're just there to exercise.
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But it's one of the things that some people like to do
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when they go to beach.
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Some people like to play in the surf the whole time.
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Some people like to go past it and just float.
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And some people like to go past it
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and maybe swim back and forth two times, then come back in.
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- I've definitely seen it.
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- Ultimately, I'm really enjoying
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the exercise part of swimming.
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I mean, granted, I've known to swim now
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for about a month.
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So this is not a huge forever opinion probably.
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But I really enjoy the exercise part of it.
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Going back and forth, doing laps in the gym pool.
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That's nice.
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And I appreciate the aerobic and strength value of that.
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But what most people seem to want to do
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most of the time in the water doesn't appeal to me at all.
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- Well, I mean, they're playing in the water, right?
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So learning how to use a boogie board,
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learning how to body surf,
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or even just playing in the waves
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and enjoying big waves coming and dealing with them.
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Sort of like the waves are, it's like video games.
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The waves are sort of waves of enemies or adversaries.
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And sometimes they're little ones.
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Sometimes they're big ones.
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And you're just basically playing in the surf.
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Playing in a part where it's not dangerous,
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but where you constantly have to be
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not doing battle with the waves,
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but sort of like dealing with them, riding them.
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It's just you're playing.
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You're playing in the surf.
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It's just this basic play.
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And if that doesn't appeal,
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you might want to go to the older people
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who goes out past them, which itself is a fun game.
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How do you get out past the surf
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without getting tumbled
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and having saltwater grow up your nose?
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So that's a little skill section.
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And then your reward is you get to be out past the surf
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and relax and floating on your back in saltwater,
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which is again more buoyant, can be relaxing.
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You just hang out there and talk with the other adults
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who are just hanging out there
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or the old person with their swim cap or whatever,
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whatever person in the ocean you want to become, Marco.
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You can decide what you want to do.
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And yeah, you can swim laps back and forth back there too.
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But yeah, playing in the surf is worth
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figuring out how to do and having fun with it
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because it is kind of fun.
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And eventually Adam,
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you know, assuming he goes through some lessons
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and all that stuff, will want to do the same thing
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because kids love playing in the surf.
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- He's actually, so this summer we have a rental house
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that has a pool and he has loved it
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and he has really taught himself a lot of swimming so far
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and he keeps doing it and he's advancing pretty quickly.
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So that's likely to happen quickly, I think.
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In fact, he and I might be learning the ocean
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at the same time over the next few weeks.
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We'll see how that goes.
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- Kids can be intimidated by,
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like the pool's a good place to start and learn stuff
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because depending on the kid,
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they can be intimidated by the waves.
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Like your experience of assuming you have gotten knocked down
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by a wave and had salt water go up your nose,
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that can happen to a kid once
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and that could be like a three year delay
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of like, all right, I will revisit this whole ocean thing
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several years from now and I have forgotten this experience.
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But some kids are like, that happens to them
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and they just bounce right back.
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So it really, really depends.
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- Yeah, so anyway, I'm slowly getting there.
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Making progress.
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- Did you get salt water up your nose?
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- No, actually I didn't.
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- That's an essential part of the experience.
01:30:19
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- I did, I got knocked down pretty hard
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and I got sand everywhere.
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- Yeah, that's part of it, but also the part of salt water
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being forcibly jammed up your nose by the waves.
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That's the thing.
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- You're really selling it.
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This is really--
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- It's part of the experience.
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Tasting that and spitting it out for the next 10 minutes.
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You have to do it at least once or twice
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to know what not to do.
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It's like de-referencing a null pointer.
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It's part of the experience of programming.
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- Not in Objective C, am I right?
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The thing that is most striking to me
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about Marco's description of your ability
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or inability to swim is that we met
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at a lakeside community 20 plus years ago
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wherein you had spent pretty much all summer every summer,
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if I'm not mistaken, for most of your childhood
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within 100 yards of water.
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- Of the dirt beach in your mud lake?
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- Yep, and I spent a lot of time in the dirt beach
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in the mud lake, however, I was using flotation devices.
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- Which is terribly dangerous.
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If you don't know how to swim
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and you're just out on a flotation device,
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it's like stored up potential energy of death.
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It's like, I'm fine, but if this flotation device
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squirts out from under me, I'm gonna sink like stone
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and die, which is not good.
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- Well, there were other people around.
01:31:36
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- Yeah, they would be able to fish your body out
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pretty quickly, you're right.
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- I would venture a guess to say that going in the ocean
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with all of its giant waves and riptides
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and jellyfish and sharks is way more dangerous than that.
01:31:49
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- But like, once you can swim, I would recommend,
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if you can't swim, don't go in the water
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where you can't stand.
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If you can't swim, don't go on the surf for sure,
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but if you can't swim, even in a lake,
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don't go swimming in a lake holding onto a floaty
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out past where you can stand, 'cause what happens
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if you let go of the floaty?
01:32:11
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It's bad, people drown in lakes all the time.
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The ocean, it's like, oh, I can see, I shouldn't go there,
01:32:16
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that looks dangerous, and you're like,
01:32:18
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oh, I got a floaty, I'm fine, you're not fine,
01:32:19
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learn how to swim.
01:32:23
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Marco was saved by the fact that he was just inside
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of his computer the whole time.
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- Exactly right, and I was there with him most times.
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- Much safer, very, very low chance of drowning
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in front of the computer.
01:32:33
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- First of all, I didn't even own a computer
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until sixth grade, and I wasn't allowed to bring it
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to the lake for the summer until high school, at least,
01:32:40
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like middle high school, so there was a lot
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of time where I just had to just deal with it,
01:32:47
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and I played in the water with my friends,
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but I had a boogie board, or I had a life jacket,
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or I had a floaty thing or whatever.
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- Were you in over your head?
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- Yeah, sometimes we'd go out on boats,
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and we'd swim off the boats in the middle,
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but then I would have a life jacket.
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- Even then, I don't like the idea of people
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who can't swim tooling around with life jackets,
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'cause gotta be able to swim, gotta have that backup.
01:33:10
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- There you go.
01:33:11
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- I just have very little experience,
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so I still have a lot of things to do,
01:33:15
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like to give you some idea of my skills so far,
01:33:19
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like in the pool, I can go back and forth a lot.
01:33:23
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I'm good with freestyle for a little while.
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I can do backstroke for a long time.
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I can do a breaststroke for a long time.
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Yesterday, I finally figured out how to do a breaststroke
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underwater and have the right breathing rhythm
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to come up here and there.
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That took me until yesterday to get that right.
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I could do it above water indefinitely,
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but to do down and up and down and up,
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that, without just falling, that took a while.
01:33:48
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- Yeah, a good thing to do in the pool
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is to work on how long you could hold your breath,
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so basically swim underwater back and forth in the pool
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as many times as you can without coming up for air.
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That's a good, safe thing to practice in a pool,
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because if you get caught in the right kind of wave,
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you may be under there for a while,
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and it's good to be able to not panic
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when you are not able to come to the surface
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for a long period of time, and to know,
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to have the confidence, like, it's not a big deal.
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I can hold my breath here for 10, 15 seconds
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before I reorient and get my bearings
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and find the surface and go back up to it.
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- Yeah, that sounds awful.
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You're really not selling the whole ocean thing.
01:34:20
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- It's fun to do in the pool.
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Like, it's fun to see how many times
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can you go back and forth in the pool underwater.
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It helps you do those little flip kick turns and everything,
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and it's a fun competition.
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Helps build your lung capacity.
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- That'll give you the confidence to say,
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if I'm under the water, no big deal.
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I hold my breath for a really long time, all the time.
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I got all the time in the world.
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I could be down here for a minute and a half.
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- Yeah, but I think I'm still gonna avoid things like waves.
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That sounds like I'm still gonna go
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on like the super green flag day.
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Like, I'm gonna wait until they put two green flags
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in the pool, and that's what I'm gonna go.
01:34:55
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- I mean, it's all the videos from the beach
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that have been posted.
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The surf does not look particularly rough there.
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Like, it's not like Smith's Point or something.
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I feel like it's a, I mean, obviously the weather
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changes from day to day, but I think the shape of the beach
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and the ocean currents and whatever,
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it's not particularly rough, so you should have plenty
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of good days to play.
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