277: You're Not a Mac App Yet
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There's a lot of people here.
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Hi everybody.
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How we doing?
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This is wild.
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Oh yeah, we gotta start the show.
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[Phone ringing]
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Alright, so we have to start with follow up as we always do.
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So, I quit my job.
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Anyway, so it's WWDC time.
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It is, it is.
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I swear we will talk about that, just not tonight.
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It's not on that show.
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Yeah, it's DubDub.
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No, we're serious.
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No, we're done.
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So, DubDub, it's now, it's happening.
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The keynote was good, I think.
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We'll talk about it.
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For a boring year, I have, I was gonna do a visual aid, but that's not useful.
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Remember, this is a podcast.
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So, there was apparently nothing happening this year, yet I have three pages of notes
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about nothing, as it turns out.
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It turns out nothing, there was a lot of nothings, and a lot of somethings, and yeah, I honestly,
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you know, we did our predictions last week, and we talked about what we expected and everything,
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and even though there was no new hardware, which is always like the flashy, easy thing
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that we all want all the time, which is kind of unreasonable, but you know, we all like
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hardware, even though there was no hardware, it was still a really good WWDC, and there
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was, there's still a lot of stuff to keep us busy, at least a lot of us busy this summer,
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and into the fall.
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Do you need help?
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I know a guy.
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Yeah, my app doesn't seem tested enough.
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Yeah, it doesn't have any prescriptions.
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Yeah, that's what it is.
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But I guess we can try to do this in keynote order, and we'll probably bounce around a
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Let's do it.
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Let's start with that migration video, that was awesome.
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Yeah, I'm glad.
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So, I was scared, because the internet connection in there, and this is the first world problems,
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but the internet connection in there was terrible on my phone, on my laptop, whatever, so I'm
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tweeting saying, oh, this was enjoyable, and waiting to just see this wall of tweets about,
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oh my god, that was so stupid, I can't believe they did that, this is lame, and I actually
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didn't see any of it.
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I can give you some of that now, if you want.
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I don't think it was stupid, like, it was, so, I kind of knew what the theme of this
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video would be, and it's smart, because you've got a bunch of developers in the audience,
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and if you want to tell, like, if you include developers in the video, like, we knew some
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people in the video, right, people in the audience will feel like they're part of the
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experience, it's not pandering so much as like, how could that room full of developers
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dislike a video that featured developers?
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And it was silly, right, and they, you know, got David Attenborough to the voice and everything.
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I try to have a good attitude about it, but I also think if you wanted to, like, game
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this and say, what video can we show that the room is guaranteed to like, you show that
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So, I do think it was a good video, but I also kind of felt like I was played.
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We were all played.
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Did anyone hate the video in this room?
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No, only you.
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One person, one person over there hated the video, but who was not going to like it?
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We'll get to the video at the end, too.
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It's smart, smart Apple PR, good job.
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Well, I really enjoyed it, and in fact, I saw that you had retweeted something I'd
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said, and I was very nervous for a fleeting moment that that was like a, how did this
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dummy like this video kind of retweet, like one of those retweets are not endorsement
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kind of retweets, but then I realized that you liked it as well, which made me happy.
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Everybody loved the video, how could you not love it?
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How could you not love it?
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Yeah, I would say best Apple video in their events in years.
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What was the one with the blind gentleman walking through the woods?
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I thought that one was really good.
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That was excellent, too, but this one I think played to the audience so well that like if
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you were that kind of person to enjoy poking fun at ourselves and knowing like the developer
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stereotype, this was awesome.
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Well, that's my other complaint about it is that it leaned pretty heavily on the, oh,
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we're basement dwellers, we're hiding in our houses and don't go outside and the sun
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hurts us, which is, you know, it's the stereotype.
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Not everybody, some developers are riding surfboards, making iOS apps, jumping, base
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jumping, they're doing all sorts of things.
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What developers are those?
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Right, sitting in the front row right here, look at him, he's a rock climber.
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Anyway, I mean, yeah, it's fine.
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No, I thought it was good.
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So then we start with iOS because that's the only thing that matters these days, am I right?
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And in performance, who clapped for that?
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Did I hear somebody clap for that?
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Have fun doing your iOS development and Xcode for iPad.
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Yeah, where's that Xcode for iPad?
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Yeah, how's that feel, teach?
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Anyway, so we start with performance, which I was very happy to hear that performance
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is a real priority, which is great.
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And, you know, obviously they said, you know, we, we, iOS 11 goes all the way back to these
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2013 era devices or whatever it was.
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And you can kind of see where this is going.
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And apparently iOS 12 will go to the same set of devices, which I think is great and
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impressive and I'll believe it when I see it.
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But hopefully the Apple engineers are starting to carry these ancient phones, which I kind
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of feel bad for them.
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Well, it's not even ancient.
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Like I say that jokingly, but it's not even that old.
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But anyway, I hope these engineers are carrying these old phones so they can see what the
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day-to-day experience is like and really live it.
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And I feel like I've heard some rumblings that that's the case, but one way or another,
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concentrating on performance helps everybody, even those of us with brand new phones, it
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helps us too.
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I think also there was some degree of like handling and damage control from the battery
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gate thing and from iOS 11 adoption being not that high relative to how long it's been
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out compared to previous releases.
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The phone throttling is what you're talking about with the battery.
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Yeah, the battery throttling.
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And like, you know, for years we've had this problem of old phones run new OSes really
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slowly and that really hurts Apple and the ecosystem in the long run because it makes
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people not want to upgrade their software and makes them less happy with their devices
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So anything they can do to fix that is very important.
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And it has seemed like, you know, until fairly recently, it seems like that has not been
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enough of a priority.
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So for this to be like the very first thing they tell us in this conference, like that's
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a pretty good sign.
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That's still good as a sign that I didn't have that much else in iOS 12, but it turned
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out to be kind of wrong because they did go through a lot of things.
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But just to start on that, it's like, oh, so this is the OS that like where we just
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make things tighter and faster and remove bugs, which is great.
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I think it's a good idea.
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But I got that saying also, they did the adoption thing.
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It was like first they did the 50% in seven weeks, which is a weird measure.
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Like who cares when you get to 50%, right?
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And then they did the other one.
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It was like 81% year.
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And it's not low.
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Like it wasn't like 10 in the 90s and 9.
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Like it seemed a little bit low.
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And I think part of that is the fear of like, oh, I upgraded the OS and then my phone is
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So they're definitely counteracting that.
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And regardless of that also being good PR, it's the right thing to do.
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So I'm glad they're doing it.
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But did they actually talk about bug fixes, though?
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Because we just assume, I mean, come on, right?
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That's the thing.
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Yeah, it was all about performance.
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And my favorite thing was at the end of that segment, Craig said, only after mentioning
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performance, he said, if this was all be done with iOS 12, we think this would be a great
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And the whole room laughed.
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The whole room of people that we were watching it with, everyone burst out laughing.
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Because it was so-- like it was like, really?
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That's-- it kind of was-- that segment was kind of the beginning of, I think, a running
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problem throughout this presentation.
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Granted, I like the presentation's content overall.
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I think I like what we got today.
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I like what was announced.
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I like what they've been working on.
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But the presentation seemed a little messy, and it seemed like it really lacked editing.
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And this was one example, like this whole segment, where it really did seem like they
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were like padding it.
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It seemed like they didn't think they had enough to say.
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And so they were just padding everything.
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And like, you know, Craig going through, here's all the releases we've done for the last few
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That one and that one.
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They're just providing context.
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I mean, if you want to yell something about padding, I would say the LEGO demo.
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There's always something like that.
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Yeah, demo padding is always a problem.
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But it did seem like there was a lot of like, just like, actual like, intentional time wasting
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I would characterize that as, this is what you do if you're not in a rush.
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Like, remember the last one or whatever, when they were in a super big rush, where they
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just got to go, go, go?
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This is what they would do if they had more time, and they had more time this year.
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So then we got AR stuff, and is it USDZ?
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That's right.
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Universal scene descriptions.
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Yeah, so I don't have anything particular to say about that?
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So I didn't really get it during the keynote.
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But in the State of the Union, what clarified for me was that, like, this is just like a
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file format that the OS will be able to look at and deal with everywhere.
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Safari, messages, mail, everything.
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So AR in general is a thing that I'm not that excited about, because I haven't really seen
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any compelling killer apps for it yet, except measuring things, which Apple just Sherlocked
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But I think what finally clicked for me is the idea of, like, I was just doing backpack
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shopping, like we all do.
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And one of the issues I had was, it was hard to tell from pictures online, like, how big
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And this is the problem I always get when trying to shop for things online.
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How big or small something is is often hard to tell scale online.
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And it was kind of cool to think, like, what if in a few years, like on product pages of
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online stores, in addition to having all the little photo thumbnails and you can make the
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photo bigger, what if one of them was a used file and I could just download, I could view
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that and see how big that is on a table or next to my existing backpack on the floor in
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The idea of being able to visualize objects, to be able to get an idea of scale, like when
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you're just seeing something online, that I think would be a really killer feature of
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It might take a while before we're ever at that point where all the retailers have these
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things for all their products and everything like that.
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But if we get there, that would be really cool.
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It's coming soon.
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And in a couple of years, it'll be, I mean, we'll get back to that, what is it, the Amazon
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show, whatever one that lets you try and close.
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Like, you want the backpack on your back.
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So ARKit in two years will let you put the backpack on your back and have someone take
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a video of you and see how the backpack looks on you.
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Same thing with clothes, not just have like, oh, here's a shirt.
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This is how big it would be, but like map it onto your body.
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We're not there this year, but come back in three years and see if we're not mapping clothes
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onto our bodies.
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We're already putting Memoji things on our faces.
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So hey, that was awesome.
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Yeah, that was cool.
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We'll get to that.
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And so one other thing to mention about ARKit too is you can have shared experiences, which
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I can see being pretty neat.
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And they did that demo with like, I forget what the name of the game was, but it's like
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Yeah, well, it's basically like a slingshot thing or whatever.
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It doesn't really matter what the name of it was.
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And interestingly, after the keynote, when all of the attendees were getting launched,
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they actually had a couple of stations where they had tables and iPads, and you could actually
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go and play the game.
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Now, as with all things, the line was forever long, so I didn't try it, but I saw this happening.
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It did look kind of cool.
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I could see how that would be neat.
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Yeah, if you have a pool table, pool table sized table in your house.
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Those tables were huge.
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Like the slingshot table was huge.
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The Lego table, who has a table that big?
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It's like King Arthur's table.
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Not only that, but an empty table that big that isn't just like a runway.
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Yeah, it's just like a giant and has wood grain on it so the ARKit can pick it up.
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I don't know what kind of houses these people have, but there's no clear horizontal surface
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that size anywhere in my house, including the floor.
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You've got to fight really hard to get your little phone spot right.
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That's all I want.
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That's all you need.
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Then photos.
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Photos, there's going to be share back suggestions, which I thought was really cool.
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So if you share a series of photos with a friend or whatever and it stands to reason
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that that friend will have some photos from the same event, I guess we'll look at like
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the geotag data and the timestamp and whatnot and try to figure out based on your own photo
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library, do you have things that maybe you should share back?
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So if I took pictures of this at some point and I sent them to you guys, then your phone
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would automatically say, hey, do you want to give this back to Casey because it seems
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like it's relevant?
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I think that's super cool.
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And that to me is a really great example of Apple doing the things that Apple does best
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because it's intelligence that doesn't necessitate going and taking all of your data,
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putting it in the cloud and then having it come back.
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It's all done on device and there's no reason that shouldn't be possible.
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So I thought that was really neat.
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So Gmail, if I'm getting this right, Gmail has something like that where even when you're
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emailing somebody, it says, do you want to also email Marco and Casey this information?
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And I think that's incredibly dangerous because I'm afraid I'm going to accidentally
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click and send something somewhere I'm not supposed to.
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So I get why people like it, but I worry about UI that suggests actions that I'm not actually
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taking that I could accidentally trigger.
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I don't know.
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But this was an additive thing, right?
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What I find is in iOS messages, I get a lot of the same.
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I'll want to email maybe-- or not email.
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I want to message maybe just you, John.
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And then it'll offer Marco as another person.
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And I feel like that is so in line with what I'm doing that I either absentmindedly or
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slip and tap and--
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>> But then when you're saying snarky things about me and you accidentally brush my name,
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I'm not going to get the message.
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>> Yeah, exactly.
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That's the last thing I want.
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And so what ends up happening is I have to pay even closer attention.
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But this looked like it was more additive where it was a different piece of UI, not
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exactly where you were already operating, if that makes sense.
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So I echo what you're saying, but I think in this case it'll be OK.
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That was the only thing about photos that I was really jazzed by.
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I hear there's a really good e-book about the Photos app that you should check out sometime.
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And if you ever wanted to know anything about photos, look up Jason Snell.
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That guy knows a couple things.
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But was there anything else useful about photos?
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stuff either this year or last year.
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And that's true.
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But a lot of us don't use Google Photos or don't want to use Google Photos.
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means we probably haven't gotten, syncing of the image recognition data between your devices.
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>> Yeah, I was thinking about that.
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Didn't that come last year?
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>> No, last year they would sync the corrections you make.
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>> The ones you confirmed.
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That was all they were syncing.
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>> Like any data you entered, they would sync that.
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But they wouldn't sync the baseline recognition.
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all day while doing all the recognition.
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It should have already been there.
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But otherwise, it's a solid feature release, I think.
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Doesn't blow me away.
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But otherwise, pretty good.
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So imagine you're me and you're sitting in the keynote and you're sitting next to Federico.
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And then we start hearing about Siri shortcuts.
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And we see this icon that just looks like it may relate to some app that Federico has
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used from time to time and maybe has evangelized a teeny bit.
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And suddenly it becomes clear to Federico that we are looking at workflow but better.
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His eyes were saucers, you guys.
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It was magical to be next to it.
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So we have Siri shortcuts which is basically workflow but, well not first party, but first
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party and system integrated which looks amazing.
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I am super excited about this.
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And fully integrated with Siri too because a pretty massive upgrade.
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And we'll talk about the Siri shortcuts thing more generally but the shortcuts app, so there's
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the API of making these shortcuts for the app.
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Then there's the shortcuts app that users can use which that's basically workflow.
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And it answers the question of why did Apple buy workflow?
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What has that team been doing?
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And the unfortunate answer to those things is like, well they got absorbed and they did
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something boring.
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In this case, this was a good answer.
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>> Yeah, absolutely.
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>> This was, they kept doing awesome things with workflow and now it's part of the system
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in a really great seeming way.
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I haven't actually tried it yet but it looks awesome and I think this is going to be great.
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>> I'm confused by Siri shortcuts thing because I can't tell how powerful it is
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Like the demos, I still don't quite understand it.
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I kept thinking of your use case because it's the one we talk about on the show so much.
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Like you can have these little save series shortcut things in your app camped out so
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that you can make a shortcut to that location to perform an action.
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But does that mean if I wanted to tell Siri to play an episode of a podcast, I'd have
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to start an overcast and hit a button there and go into it?
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I'm very confused by it.
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>> I don't think so.
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The API basically looks like, I haven't played with this yet, but it looks like I as the
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app developer can tell the system what you're doing at any point and I can also, like in
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like a UI or NS activity, NS user activity, there we go, user activity, and the system
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can index those and then I as the app developer can expose a vocabulary to the system.
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So I could maybe do things like expose a vocabulary of all of your playlists and subscribe podcast
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names with like the word play in front of them.
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So I could have you be able to tell Siri play ATP and well, that was actually the title
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of our show, if that would work.
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>> You could have the vocabulary.
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>> I'll have to hard code that exception.
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>> Otherwise, play accidental tech podcast and then it should then be able to launch
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my app with that as the trigger.
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So that actually, you know, last week I was kind of asking for some kind of like generic
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like action verb object kind of system.
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I think this gets us a lot of the way there.
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This is, if this works the way I hope and think it does, this is a huge upgrade for
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Siri kit and for the usability of apps with Siri and in lots of ways that interact with
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like the Siri watch face and the suggestion of the lock screen and stuff like that.
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I think this to me is the most exciting feature they announced today.
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>> When they did that thing where it's like, you know, I'm heading home or whatever and
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they did like a series of 20 steps of like setting up the home kit thing and turning
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on music and doing all that stuff, that seems cool to me and I fear for the automated, the
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people who are into automation so much because this may be like a honey pot for them and
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they will just find themselves setting up these crazy automations that, but I also started
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thinking like a Rube Goldberg machine and then once you initiate this action, the boot
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knocks over the fish bowl and the cat chases the fish and the egg and like it's this series
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of things happen that you don't have any way to like pause or revoke certain sections of
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it or stop and it's just all going to happen and so I fear that you make some kind of shortcut
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that does 27 steps and accidentally initiate it and your whole house goes crazy, but this
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is version one. I think if you use cautiously and if it works the way you describe, I think
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it will provide a lot of extra functionality, but we'll see what the real enthusiasts,
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let's say, do with it.
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>> I mean that's the best thing is like this is exactly the kind of thing that nerds both
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love and probably shouldn't have because we're going to like, you know, like somebody's
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going to come over to our house and be like, check this out.
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>> Go to Def Con 3.
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>> The thing I want to know about it though and this is the one disadvantage of doing
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the show on the very first day is that it seemed like to your point, it was just NS
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user activity, but it didn't seem like there was too much extra specifically for Siri involved
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and I don't know, I haven't had a chance to look at the API so I might be getting this
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dead wrong, but it was in the state of the union I believe that they said, hey look,
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one line of code where you just flip a Boolean is true and you will be opted into Siri, leave
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it, looking at the things that your users do and the way I read it was that it would
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look at, you know, oh I play ATP all the time, right?
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Anyway, I play ATP all the time.
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>> Well you play accidental tech podcast all the time.
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>> You get my point or maybe in some other app, you know, I do the same operation over
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and over and over again and then it would see that this operation that has been opted
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into this, you know, Siri shortcuts thing is something that you do a lot at the same
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time every day.
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>> And it would suggest it with the proactive, or is it proactive or whatever.
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>> Yeah, I think they call it just Siri suggestions now, but it was what we were going to call
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it proactive.
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So there is another API, they said you can opt into that, but then there's also the new
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Siri intense, an expansion of that API.
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So this is one of those questions we'll have to actually answer next week, but it does
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look like it's a pretty good looking system.
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I really am very excited.
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>> Underscore, underscore, do you implement this already?
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Tell us how it works.
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>> He's over there, he's over there.
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>> Not yet, not yet, okay.
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>> Wait an hour or two, at the end of the show he'll have like three apps that use the
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system already.
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>> Yeah, by next week I expect it in the app store, no not really.
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So then we talked a little bit about apps, which by and large I didn't get that much
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that really revved my engine, except they are letting third party mapping applications
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use CarPlay, which as a person who has a CarPlay car, that is magical.
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And this is one of those times that like the curmudgeon Casey thinks, oh Apple would never
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allow that because oh it's Apple Maps or nothing, you know Apple Maps is perfect if you live
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in the Bay Area, why wouldn't you want Apple Maps?
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But in reality...
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>> That's how they talk.
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>> Yeah, that's exactly how they talk.
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And you just got to throw in a groovy here and there, that's how California works, right?
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>> You should put an avocado on it.
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>> Yeah, put an avocado on it.
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>> This is called not pandering to the crowd.
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>> This is the opposite of pandering to the crowd.
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>> Most of them probably aren't from here.
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>> But anyway, but having used CarPlay a fair bit in Aaron's car, I actually really, really
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like it and I've been surprised at how much I like it, but it is infuriating if we ever
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try to use it for anything that's more than a very short trip, that we can't use Waze
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or Google Maps or something like that because especially Waze carries advantages that I
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think no other mapping application really does.
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And having Apple allow third party apps, third party mapping apps onto CarPlay I think is
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a, an unbelievable improvement and will dramatically change the usefulness of that entire feature
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It's one of those things, like it seems like every year we get one or two things that we
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thought Apple would never do.
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>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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>> And this was one of those things, like I never expected them to open up the like display
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of CarPlay to other navigation apps.
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That seemed totally out of the question and they did it and got to give them credit for
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It's going to be awesome.
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>> Yeah, I'm really stoked about that.
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They talked about a lot with do not disturb and associated technologies which seemed really
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good and I was really excited about it until they started showing you graphs about how
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addicted you are to your phone.
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And this is something I don't want to know because I'm going to be really embarrassed
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and upset about how much I use my phone and Aaron is going to be so unbelievably vindicated
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it is not even funny.
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So this is, this is going to be a tough fall around the list household I am quite certain.
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But as much as I joke, I think the features are really great and it seemed like they were
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very well thought out.
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They're showing you useful data in what appeared to be useful ways and again I joke but I do
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think I have an unhealthy relationship with my phone and I do want to get better about
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putting my phone away and not paying attention to it when I really shouldn't be.
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And I think that in a lot of ways this is going to be a really great help for people
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like me who recognize that I got problems but I hope that this will enable me to solve
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them and things like having, what do they call like an app timeout or an app limit,
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I forget what the term was.
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>> Yeah, there was a, they call it app limits.
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>> Okay, so I can only use Twitter for like an hour a day or whatever the case may be.
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I think that.
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>> Even that's too long.
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>> Yeah, it is but that's like one twenty-fourth of how much time I spend on Twitter in a day
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but, but be that as it may, I think that this is, I think it's going to be a really great
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feature and I hope that, that when it comes out I pay attention to it and I stick with
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>> Yeah, self-imposed, self-imposed security state sounds great but I can imagine kids
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watching this video and going oh no.
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Because what kind of kid wants this kind of graph and limits like if they make that easy
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as it appears to be to be able to apply those limits or even to just get a readout on them,
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kids are going to hate this.
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Yep, my kids are going to hate this.
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Not that I know, I already know what it is like, it's like ninety-nine percent YouTube
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but maybe I'll be surprised, maybe they use the calculator sometimes, I don't know.
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>> Yeah, no like the whole angle of this too of like of working it in not only as like
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a self-productivity slash time management tool but also working in two parental controls
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and to have parents able to like set limits and everything.
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This is an area of features that especially Amazon did pretty well with with their tablets
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for a while and Apple was kind of getting rich over the coals for not doing the same
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Well they did it now and it looks pretty awesome, it looks pretty full featured so you know
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it's another example of Apple kind of coming late to something but then doing a really
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good job of it it seems.
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So I hope it works out and it looks like a pretty rich feature set so it looks pretty
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>> And Google just beat them, we talked about the digital well-being thing that Google did
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and this is the case where it's like they got to do it and say it all first and Apple
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had to come after and say we're also doing that.
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Apple's take was a little bit different but you know it's still configuring your devices
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to stop you from using them which apparently is very popular so Apple's smart to do it.
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>> It was also nice to have Apple's focus more on apps and like how you spend your time
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on your phone not necessarily like you should spend less time on this device that we make
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all of our money from but you should maybe know how you're spending that time.
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>> They did have a how often you pick up your phone like regardless of what app you use
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how many times do you sleep and wake your phone like how much are you taking your phone
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out of your pocket and I feel like that was sort of the overall thing.
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It's not just about the apps it's about don't be on your phone.
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>> Yeah, I thought it was really good.
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Another thing that was related to that I think or around the same time in the keynote was
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we started talking about notifications and one thing that we've all been asking for and
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they kind of just flashed on screen and then didn't really make much of it but I really
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am interested in is I think they called it tuning notifications.
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>> Instant tuning.
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>> There you go.
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So I don't want to see these notifications anymore and right in the context of the notification
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itself you can just bloop bloop and say don't ever bother me about this again or I don't
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I didn't get a good look at what the options were.
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>> One was like don't make noises for this thing and one was don't show this and honestly
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I'm surprised it took them so long to do this feature because how many of us you see a notification
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but you can't you're like oh I have to go into settings and find where that app is and
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scroll scroll scroll and find it and turn off notifications.
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Right there is when you want to take action against it although they did say press into
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does that mean it's like force press?
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>> I wrote that down.
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So Craig said a couple of times he said press in instead of saying 3D touch maybe they finally
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figured out 3D touch is a terrible name.
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>> But if it's 3D touch like nobody's going to know that feature exists.
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>> That's true.
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>> So that like you're going to have to tell everyone in your family if you see a notification
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you don't like press really hard on your phone screen not that hard just a little bit and
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then dismiss that thing and they'll be like oh that's great and then the next question
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will be why does Apple do that?
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Why do you have to press hard?
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I don't know.
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>> Because reasons.
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>> There's no room for a button there's no room for anything I don't know.
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>> It looks really good though and that's one of those things that I only got a glance during
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the keynote but I'm really looking forward to seeing more about that and I think it's
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not that clever inherently but I think it's well done and it's the right way to handle
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that problem.
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Additionally they're grouping notifications now because as I've gotten slightly better
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about not using my phone constantly I will occasionally come back to my phone to 3,000
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notifications and I actually have tuned a lot of my notifications already to go away
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and I'll still have what feels like well.
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>> Sounds like you have.
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>> But I guess I got a long way to go but I will still come back to just a mountain
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of notifications and it's just where do I go from here?
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This is not helpful or useful.
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How do I even know what's the most important thing on this list?
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>> If they group by app does that help you?
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>> Potentially because at least I can scan and see okay which of these apps is the most
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important which I will inevitably conclude Twitter but it really is probably iMessage
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or something like that.
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But nevertheless I think that was really good and there was something else like deliver
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quietly I thought was really cool.
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I think John you mentioned that a second ago.
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>> Yeah that's the thing where it would go straight to notification center and not show
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up as like a loud alerted thing.
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>> They're shuffling a lot of the deck chairs in this Titanic but it's like the thing where
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I don't want to, my phone wakes me up in the middle of the night and I want to see all
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the notifications around.
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So hide them all until the morning.
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They're still there.
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They're still going to be there.
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Oh we have a button when you want to see them.
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I guess like I don't know if this is appealing to people but like the notifications are still
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going to be there in the morning.
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I don't want to be bombarded with them in the morning.
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I don't know.
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I don't have a good read on people's relationships with their phones.
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>> You could compare it a lot to RSS readers where you know people a lot of times people
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go through this cycle with RSS readers where they would start using an RSS reader, they
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start cleaning because it was too overwhelming before.
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They start cleaning and they would subscribe to like 50 high traffic feeds and then two
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days later they would have 10,000 unread items and they would say RSS readers are too hard
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I'm overwhelmed.
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The actual solution to that is use some self control with the feeds you subscribe to but
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that didn't actually like that wasn't a good enough solution for a lot of people.
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A lot of people are like but I want all of this sometimes but not other times and you
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app magically figure it out.
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So notifications I think are a similar thing where people want a lot of notifications.
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Most people are not like me.
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Most people don't cut them down to the bone.
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Most people get too many notifications but what they want to do about that is not to
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turn off an entire app's notifications.
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What they want is for there to somehow be a more manageable setup to this.
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And so you know I have a hard time understanding that because that's not how I use my phone
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the same way I never had a problem with RSS reader overload but that's not everybody.
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Most people have this problem with notification overload and don't deal with it like the quote
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correct way so the system has to accommodate that.
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Accommodate the way people actually use their phones.
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>> This has made a new form of anxiety though.
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Now when you wake up in the middle of the night and look at your phone and you don't
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see any notifications you're wondering I wonder how many notifications are hidden.
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That I just got a text from my mother saying somebody died.
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What's going on?
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>> That's something you worry about every single night.
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>> I don't worry about it all.
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I'm saying if you're waking up and you're like oh I see these notifications I now have
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to sit up and text people at 2 a.m.
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Aren't you also wondering what you're not seeing?
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I don't know.
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I obviously don't know who's using their phones.
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>> I think for me so having an infant at home there are times when I'll pick up my phone
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at like 3 in the morning and just want to know what time it is.
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And inevitably because I have no self-control I'll see oh Mike has already been up for three
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hours and he sent me like 13 messages about something important and so I might as well
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answer them.
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And so then the next thing I know it's like 5 in the morning and I've been up for two
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hours and I blame it on Mike but really the reality of the situation is it's all my fault.
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>> But imagine that you had like a baby monitor notification too.
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Like you'd want those to go through.
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I think we still need more flexibility.
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Just grouping by app it's an improvement.
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It's a step in the right direction but I think there's still a lot more that can be done in
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terms of prioritizing notifications and setting up rules and help set up a workflow or whatever.
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We didn't even get that.
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>> It's called a shortcut, John.
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There was also do not disturb enhancements.
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It didn't seem like there was a lot of enhancement to it but there was some.
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And some you know for such an incredibly basic system that we had before some enhancement
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>> And they were clever.
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>> Yeah like it was like you know it would read your calendar and so one of the options
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you would get when you turn it on is do not disturb until the end of this calendar event
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or until this evening or for one hour or for like if you leave a geofence area.
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Those are all clever things.
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I wish the system was still a little bit more under your control and a little more powerful
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but those are all welcome.
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Like it's better than nothing.
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>> Yeah I thought it was really good.
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And there were clever examples like I think they said in the keynote you know snooze until
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you leave or do not disturb until you leave the movie theater which I thought was a great
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example because presumably you don't want to be that person who's getting all sorts
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of messages and whatnot in the midst of a movie.
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And the phone should be intelligent enough to know you're at a friggin movie theater
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so when you leave the movie theater that might be an appropriate time to start letting you
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see these notifications.
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>> I feel like this is kind of like self-driving cars where we're in this uncomfortable weird
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middle period where it can't do everything for you.
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Like it can't, people don't have the expectation that I will just have my phone, I won't touch
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it and when I wander into a movie theater it will go to do not disturb, it will silence
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itself and when I leave it will turn back on and it will hide things you know it will
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do everything for me because it knows.
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We're not there.
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People don't expect that.
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We have these features that are close to that that will suggest if you use this feature
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it makes it easy to do that but you still have to initiate it so I wonder how long it
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will be before our phones get smart enough to be like you said where they do all that
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stuff for you but right now we're like, we always have to nudge it like do the thing.
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I'm in the movie, do the movie thing.
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Maybe I can set up a shortcut there, I'm leaving the movie.
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Like there's these different points where the phone is asking you to do something.
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It won't do it unprompted but it wants you to like sort of lead it by the nose but the
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things it will do are more sophisticated.
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The other thing about this that I thought was that it was another instance of force
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press too or 3D touch whatever.
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We're not pushing, pushing is aggressive.
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Pressing is nice.
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Are you sure?
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Can I press you Marco?
00:34:08
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But anyway, but that's another example of where I think it's semi-undiscoverable and
00:34:12
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I'm a little worried about that but all in all I am two thumbs up on these improvements
00:34:16
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and I think they looked really good.
00:34:19
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We are sponsored this week by Aftershokz and the weightless wireless Trex Air bone conduction
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I have these right here in my hand.
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You can see how incredibly tiny these are.
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They weigh nothing here.
00:34:29
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Are those heavy?
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Nobody can see them Marco.
00:34:31
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It's a podcast.
00:34:32
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It is a podcast but just…
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900 people can see them.
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But they are super tiny.
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I have a pair as well and they are great.
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They're super great to run with especially to listen to podcasts.
00:34:41
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Maybe even pair them with your Apple watch which we'll talk about later.
00:34:43
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Yes we will.
00:34:44
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So yeah, so the Aftershokz bone conduction headphones, these things are great.
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So the way these work is they basically sit on your, here you can actually…
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I will model ladies and gentlemen.
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So these actually sit in front of your ear rather than in your ear.
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And so what this means is, man you look good in those.
00:35:04
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Should I just leave them on for the rest of the show?
00:35:05
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Yeah, it's a good look.
00:35:06
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So what this means basically is there's nothing blocking your ears.
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So you don't get all sweaty in the summertime or when you're exercising and also you can
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00:35:20
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listening to inside the Trex Air.
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And so it ends up being really useful for situations like if you're running outside
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or if you're doing stuff around the house where you also want to hear what's going
00:35:30
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on in the world around you.
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You need to hear ambient noise.
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If you're outside you want to hear like if there's a car coming or something like
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that or if you're in your house you want to hear if someone knocks on the door or something
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So the Aftershokz are wonderful for that.
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And it's just, they're so small and so lightweight you barely even feel them.
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This is less, this is 1.06 ounces for this.
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And everything else about it is great too.
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The battery life is great, the Bluetooth reception is great, of course it's wireless.
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They have a two year warranty.
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It's everything you want out of a Bluetooth headphone, especially great for talk content.
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That's what I really use mine for.
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They're a little small for music but for talk content they are awesome because you
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can just hear everything around you as you're doing what you need to do.
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And it's just so nice in the summertime as I said they don't make you sweaty.
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They are waterproof so you don't have to worry if you're sweating all over them or
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outside and I can hear everything around me and I don't get all sweaty and also for supporting
00:36:58
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Alright, so we're almost through iOS.
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We have to talk communication.
00:37:04
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I am happy to report that your tongue now exists for your etymology which is extremely
00:37:10
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I'm very excited about this.
00:37:11
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I love the deadpan delivery that Federighi did with this feature and whatever the next
00:37:15
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one was, the Memoji I believe.
00:37:18
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His deadpan of like, we have a new feature, tongue detection.
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You can now detect your tongue.
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Does anyone know if it's levels or is it binary tongue out or tongue in?
00:37:28
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This is what I need to know.
00:37:29
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I thought it was, I thought it was, I believe it was analog you could say.
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But no, I am actually.
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They're computers.
00:37:38
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Yeah, fine, fine.
00:37:39
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But no, all kidding aside, I think that looks good and certainly you know the handful of
00:37:43
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times that like Declan has played with my phone and with Animoji, he tries to stick
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his tongue out and he's confused why it doesn't work.
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And I think it adds a little bit to it.
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They added a few new animals.
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Let me see if I can read my own chicken scratch.
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The ghost, the koala, the tiger and the T-Rex which was good.
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And they did Memoji which was one of those moments where I was conflicted and trying
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to figure out do I hate this or do I think this is amazing?
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And the conclusion I came to is this is probably going to be amazing.
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And the reason I.
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Go ahead, go ahead.
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The reason, the reason Captain Kromerajian why I think this is going to be good is because
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they seem super configurable.
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Now let me tell you if you happen to be friends with John Siracusa and create yourself a me
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on a Nintendo platform, you better bring your A game or you will for years hear about how
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your me looks nothing like you.
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Because people make the me of the person they want to be.
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So it doesn't look like them like you know everyone goes to the thing and it's like their
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hair is a different, it's like darker than it usually is and they go with like the weight
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slider and they make themselves how they used to be 20 years ago.
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And their face has some characteristic about it but they don't put that characteristic
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in because they always hated their chin so they make a really tiny chin.
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It doesn't look like them.
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It looks like just a random person.
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I think if someone comes over to your house and sees your little me's lined up they should
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be able to say who everybody is in the family.
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They shouldn't say generic male boy, generic female woman.
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I'm going to go home and update my Nintendo me to have a giant head of hair.
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Didn't I make you one Casey?
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Didn't I make you one?
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No you never made me one.
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We need to fix this.
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I think me's irrelevant though.
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It was the Nintendo that did this first with the Wii.
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You can make little avatars of yourself and it was actually fairly limited configurability
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but people got creative with it.
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And then Xbox did it.
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Microsoft did it.
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What do they call them on Xbox?
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I don't even remember.
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And the Xbox ones were less cartoony than the Nintendo ones.
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Like they looked more like these Memoji and that's where I think we're in this weird kind
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of uncanny valley where they start to look like Pixar people from Toy Story but they
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didn't quite know how to do people yet.
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A little bit like, you know how dolls are scary?
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Like it's kind of scary doll people.
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The me's were so clearly cartoony and so simplified.
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When you start making them look more photorealistic, especially when you put them on the head of
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people it's kind of like that horse head mask.
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I'm a little bit creeped out by it.
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But I don't like them to be that photorealistic.
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I wish they were more like the ones on Nintendo platforms and less like the Xbox ones.
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And I wonder how many people are going to make one for themselves.
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Because honestly, anybody in your life, if they made one of these and they tried to video
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conference you with a thing on them, wouldn't the first thing you say was get that stupid
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thing off your head.
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Like you don't want to see, it's not cute.
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I don't know.
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First of all I think it is cute.
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But I think they struck a pretty good balance of cartoony but also being expressive, like
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having a wide range of expression.
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And it kind of fits the style of their emoji.
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So you basically can make your own emoji face in Apple's style.
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I agree with that.
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But Tim Cook's face is long.
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And so when Tim Cook was there you could tell they wanted it to be him because of the glasses
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and the gray hair.
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But it didn't look like Tim Cook because Tim Cook's face is long.
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But it was like a round little emoji head.
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So it looked like Tim Cook wearing like a scary doll head.
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I think part of that was like, you can't sleep finally.
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Their system was so...
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They don't even get the references in person.
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I didn't even hear you.
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I didn't even hear you.
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It's alright.
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Anyway, I feel like the Memoji system looked so impressive at how expressive it could be
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that you could even see how uncomfortable Tim was.
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You could see him like really forcing...
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He was a little bit of sweat on the side of his forehead.
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Yeah, really forcing that smile.
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You could just tell like, I can't wait for this to be over.
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You can just tell like that is not Tim Cook's game at all.
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Do you think he uses that a lot at work?
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I think he does.
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The struggle I have with this is, sitting here now, truly, I'm really enthusiastic about
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I think this could be really fun.
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But I think that I have two problems.
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Number one, I'll never be able to use this with Jon because he'll criticize my Memoji.
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You don't FaceTime me anyway.
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That's true.
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You don't FaceTime me anyway.
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Would you like me to?
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We can start doing this podcast with group FaceTime, which is now a thing.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Well, hold on.
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Give me a second here.
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We can make a YouTube version.
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This is all three of our Memojis.
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Oh my God, let's do it.
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Let's do it.
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You heard it here first.
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You heard it here first.
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We finally figured out how to use YouTube.
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We finally cracked YouTube, you guys.
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It just happened.
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I'm sure no one else will have this idea.
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No, not a single person.
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But sitting here now, I'm really enthusiastic about it.
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I think it could be really fun.
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Especially, all kidding aside, if I can dial in my Memoji in a way that looks representative
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of me, I think it could be really fun.
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But that being said, I thought Animojis were going to be really fun, and I used them for
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a week and never looked back.
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So I'm not convinced that this is really going to move the needle on Animoji use.
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But sitting here now, I am enthusiastic about it.
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And it does look like it could be a lot of fun.
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All right, so group FaceTime.
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That is something that I think we all kind of expected to be around now.
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>> Yeah, it's called Apple Hangouts, right?
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>> Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
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Actually, it's Apple Meat now, isn't it?
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Something like that.
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That sounds really weird.
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Anyway, but there's group FaceTime.
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There's group FaceTime now.
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And everyone sitting around me was like, okay, yeah, that's cool.
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It'll be like three or four people.
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That's great.
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Thirty-two people?
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How is that manageable?
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That's great, I'm excited about it.
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But how is that manageable?
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>> We don't know that it is.
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>> Well, fair.
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But it did look really cool.
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It had that Apple visual flair, which I'm not sure if that's the appropriate time for
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visual flair.
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There was a lot of dead space there.
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It looked aesthetically neat, but I'm not sure that that is the most appropriate or
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useful way to represent a whole bunch of talking heads.
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But nevertheless, all told, I am really interested in this.
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I think it's really cool.
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It would be nice, because I have two younger brothers, both of whom live in different parts
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of California.
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My parents live 45 minutes away from me.
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It would be cool to have a family get together, which I'm sure will never actually happen.
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But hypothetically, in my fantasy world, it seems like it would be neat to be able to
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Maybe once a month we could all get on group FaceTime and just kind of hang out for a few
00:43:41
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>> You are the only person in the world who wants to create more family get togethers.
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>> You can tell which squares are your parents, because it's like facing the table, or the
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Like, I can only see the top of your head, mom.
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>> I think it's also really cool the way it's integrated into messaging groups also.
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So if you have an iMessage group, you can just go into a FaceTime thing.
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That's a really cool feature.
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>> I'm still waiting for parity with iChat, because in iChat, correct me if I'm wrong,
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I used to be able to share a document.
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And often, if I'm on a FaceTime, it's like, oh, we took this cute picture of the dog or
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your grandchild.
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Take a look at it.
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I want to serve up the picture as well.
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It seems like it would be an easy thing to do, but instead we end up pointing the phone
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at a computer screen to show them the picture.
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So we're getting there.
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And also, it gave me kind of a little bit of PTSD flashbacks about like massive video
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conferences at work.
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You know, because we have those cameras where like whoever's talking, it'll focus on them.
00:44:30
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There's a couple of cool cameras that'll do this.
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They'll take the screen and split it up, and as the person talks, their square will get
00:44:36
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To your point, it's more space efficient than what they did.
00:44:38
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But yeah, this looks like a-- I'm glad they do a multi-person.
00:44:41
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The first person to do a 32-person thing, they'll probably put it up on YouTube, speaking
00:44:46
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But that just seems like too much.
00:44:47
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>> And actually, I did think the demo was really cool.
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And one of the things that on a meta level that I thought was interesting is like, what
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was that demo prep like?
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That must have been really, really interesting.
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And you know, it seemed like everything behind them was at least mildly staged, of course.
00:45:01
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And you have to have-- I mean, it looked like there were 15, 20 engineers on the call.
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And from what I gathered, that is legitimately the FaceTime team.
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That wasn't mock-ups.
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That wasn't actors or actresses.
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That was the FaceTime team.
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And just the administrity of getting that demo done just seemed like it would be an
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immense amount of work.
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And it went off-- it played really well.
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I thought it was really awesome.
00:45:23
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>> They make the construction crew be the first to walk over the bridge they built.
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It's that kind of thing.
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>> Yeah, exactly.
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>> Good motivation.
00:45:30
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>> All right.
00:45:31
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So anything else on iOS?
00:45:32
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I think we're good, right?
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Let's talk watchOS.
00:46:48
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Don't worry, tvOS will save us a lot of time.
00:46:59
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That's true.
00:47:00
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Competitions are things.
00:47:01
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So if you're at WWDC, I assume this is either similar or vaguely related, maybe not.
00:47:07
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But if you're at WWDC and you're an attendee, there's actually an app written by LoseIt
00:47:12
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where you can form a group of up to four people and based on how much you complete your rings
00:47:17
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during the day or during the week, you accumulate points and eventually you can get to the point
00:47:22
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that you can win some sort of free swag at the end of the week at dub dub.
00:47:25
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This sounded at a glance very similar, but it also seemed like more personal.
00:47:29
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Like I could challenge you since you never wear your watch to some sort of competition,
00:47:32
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which I will obviously win.
00:47:34
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Surprise, you win.
00:47:35
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Yeah, exactly.
00:47:36
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But in principle, I like it.
00:47:37
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I think it's a good idea.
00:47:38
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I'm just going to keep cruising and somebody interrupt me.
00:47:41
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I'm going to start automatically or semi-automatically.
00:47:45
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This is kind of like the thing nudging you.
00:47:46
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It doesn't start automatically, but it suggests to you, you know, it looks like you're writing
00:47:51
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No, it says it looks like you started a workout.
00:47:55
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I got that reference, John.
00:47:56
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Good, thank you.
00:47:57
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It looks like you started a workout.
00:47:58
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And then if you say yes, it retroactively counts all the parts for you, but it won't
00:48:02
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actually start it.
00:48:03
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And who was I talking to?
00:48:04
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I was talking to somebody, I think it was Scott McNulty who was saying he uses Fitbit
00:48:07
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because it doesn't ask him anything.
00:48:09
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It just starts the workout when he exercises so he doesn't have to think about it.
00:48:11
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So the Apple Watch is still not at that point.
00:48:13
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It still wants you to nudge it and say yes, which is good for like not accidentally starting
00:48:17
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workouts, but bad, I mean, say you do the whole workout and it automatically stops it,
00:48:22
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does that notification go away?
00:48:23
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You don't get credit?
00:48:24
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I find it still is uneasy middle ground between complete automation and needing you to give
00:48:29
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it the go ahead to say that you're in a workout, which I feel like it should know.
00:48:34
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So the next thing they talked about was walkie talkie.
00:48:36
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And so now we can all be Dick Tracy, which is super exciting.
00:48:39
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Like legitimately we can all be Dick Tracy and that as a, as a kid who enjoyed the movies
00:48:44
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and I never read the comics, but the movie.
00:48:46
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Um, anyway, I think that's amazing that we can, we can have this walkie talkie on our
00:48:51
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That being said, I grew up in the, in the Northeast during the time that next telephones
00:48:55
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Do you remember this?
00:48:56
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Oh, it was the worst.
00:48:58
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And you would be in the grocery store.
00:49:00
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Hey, did you want bananas?
00:49:02
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No, I wanted apples.
00:49:04
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It was just, it was like a billion decibels and it was terrible.
00:49:07
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If you don't remember this, consider yourself very lucky because a, you're probably young
00:49:11
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and B you didn't have to deal with it, but it was the worst.
00:49:15
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So I'm very curious to see if anyone ever uses this feature for any reason, but I am
00:49:20
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full, I am in full support of it being a thing.
00:49:23
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I just can't imagine a time that I would use it.
00:49:26
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Yeah, I think it's going to be, this is like a much better solution to watch to watch quick
00:49:31
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communication than digital touch and everything.
00:49:33
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So I think this is a good, it's a good move.
00:49:36
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I don't know what, what kind of adoption we'll get, but it looks pretty good to me.
00:49:39
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The only thing is like when, when the message comes in to your watch, does your watch just
00:49:43
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start making noise or do you have to like accept it and to play it?
00:49:46
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Yeah, I don't know.
00:49:47
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Yeah, I think it's pre announces with a buzz and a beat, but I don't know.
00:49:49
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Again, I don't know if you need to like do something to allow it to happen.
00:49:52
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Like if you, if you, if you know your friends are like out somewhere like sensitive and
00:49:55
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you can just make their watch start talking, that would be pretty fun.
00:49:59
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There's probably some kind of like, you know, taps you and you have to tap to play it.
00:50:02
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It doesn't replace your walkie talkies though, sadly because it, they said wifi and cellular.
00:50:06
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So if you're again, if you were with you without signal, it's not like the watches are radio
00:50:09
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to radio communicating with each other.
00:50:11
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You need internet access.
00:50:12
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As far as I could tell from the keynote.
00:50:13
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Yeah, yeah, you totally do.
00:50:14
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And yeah, like I got like a thousand tweets when that was announced saying that they were
00:50:17
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like my walkie talkies were no longer necessary, but trust me, they are.
00:50:22
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Moving along.
00:50:23
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Siri shortcuts are in the Siri watch face, which is exciting.
00:50:26
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One of the things I was really looking forward to was enhancements to the series watch face.
00:50:29
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This isn't quite as much as I wanted, but it's certainly a step in the right direction.
00:50:34
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To me, this is a really good thing because what we're seeing with the watch, you know,
00:50:37
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and we'll get to some of the audio stuff in a second, but like what I think what we've
00:50:40
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all seen as developers is that it's hard to maintain a watch OS app.
00:50:45
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That's a really compelling, good experience for most apps.
00:50:48
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For most apps seem better served, just using notifications as your UI that happens to also
00:50:54
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show on the watch.
00:50:55
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So the combination of notifications getting better and getting more interactive as well
00:50:59
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as having the new Siri shortcuts being like third party capable to show up in the Siri
00:51:04
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face and everything and the Siri watch face itself, which it kind of came after my time
00:51:08
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of using the watch.
00:51:09
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But you know, a lot of our friends love it.
00:51:11
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Like it seems like the Siri watch face is very popular and it kind of seems like the
00:51:15
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entire model of having like regular watch apps like third party watch apps and even
00:51:21
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complication and everything seems like that is on the way out or being strongly de-emphasized
00:51:26
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now that we've learned, you know, both we as developers and Apple and users have learned
00:51:30
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like what is the watch really better at?
00:51:32
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Like how, what's the best way to use this device?
00:51:35
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It does seem like we're moving away from apps more and more and more towards smart suggestion
00:51:39
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things as part of the Siri face and more interactive notifications.
00:51:43
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And I don't think that's a bad thing.
00:51:45
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I don't know.
00:51:46
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When I, when I saw this, they spent so much time, those, hey, we intense the Siri watch
00:51:50
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face and then they should feature after feature after feature, all of which only worked as
00:51:53
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far as I can tell in the Siri watch face, which is your point, but it's like, is that
00:51:58
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a watch face or is that just how the whole watch should work now?
00:52:00
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Because what if you don't want to use the Siri watch face?
00:52:03
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A lot of people I know you have an app watch and don't use the Siri watch face.
00:52:05
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They can't get any of these features is my understanding from the demo.
00:52:08
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All those features might as well not exist, but a lot of them are useful features.
00:52:11
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So it's like, okay, if you want your watch to be really useful, the trick is that the
00:52:15
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tech nerds will tell you is you have to use the Siri watch face and they're like, but
00:52:18
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I want to see a picture of my kid.
00:52:19
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I don't want to use the Siri watch face.
00:52:21
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So I think they have to figure out, is this how the watch works or is this just how one
00:52:25
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watch face works or, you know, make third party watch faces and let them all integrate
00:52:28
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the same way the Siri watch face does.
00:52:30
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Oh yeah, right.
00:52:31
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No, I mean, I think, I think this is the answer to why there aren't third party watch faces
00:52:35
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and also why Apple hasn't really added a lot of their own watch faces.
00:52:38
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I think what they're, what they're probably seeing the same thing that our friends use
00:52:41
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the Siri watch face are seeing, which is, Oh, this is actually better.
00:52:44
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This actually is the watch OS.
00:52:47
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Like this is the, this is the like one default interface to the watch.
00:52:52
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The idea of watch faces is probably on the way out too, but do you think most people
00:52:55
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use the Siri watch face?
00:52:57
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I see Apple watches all the time.
00:52:58
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They do not use a Siri watch face, but the question is like if the Siri watch face was
00:53:01
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the default, what any, you know, what customers hate it.
00:53:04
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People look for Siri watch the watch faces.
00:53:06
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They pick the ones they like, how they look.
00:53:07
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The Siri watch face doesn't look good in the, in the screen where you swipe through the
00:53:12
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They like this one.
00:53:13
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I like that one.
00:53:14
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They don't know all the functionality that it would be exposed by that.
00:53:16
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Maybe they'll default it.
00:53:17
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If they default it, then that's how they'll win.
00:53:19
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Yeah, we'll see.
00:53:20
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But I mean, it's a, it's a good sign no matter how you slice it.
00:53:22
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Uh, moving right along web content in a like text messages and things like that.
00:53:26
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You can get basic web content in there, which I'm really excited about.
00:53:29
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So if somebody sends you a tweet or, you know, a link to a menu, they, I think they even
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said that they would be able to display good luck with that.
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And then flash flash website.
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You can't even see that in Safari anymore because they deprecated the, that's true.
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Well, maybe that's why Kevin Lynch is on the watch.
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It'll show flash.
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Oh, there it is.
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Uh, but they, they said they would use reader view if such a thing was possible, which I
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thought was great.
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Um, we could probably go on for three hours about this, but we'll hopefully keep it pretty
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But podcasts is a thing on the watch in a first party sense, which is great.
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And additionally there's API rollercoaster of emotions by the way.
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Yeah, I can imagine.
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I can imagine you had a stressful couple of minutes there.
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Uh, but also there's a third party API for playing background audio, which from what
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I understood from underscore when we were chatting over lunch, it's a pretty robust
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API and I didn't get a chance to look at the ins and outs of it.
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And I don't know if you have Marco, but it seemed like you can now do a legitimate overcast
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on the watch, which I for one am really excited for.
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Yeah, this, I haven't actually tried it yet, but I did look at the API's and they look
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pretty good.
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It looks like Apple like looked at my blog post of why I can't make a watch app and did
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every single thing on it.
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So I really, really hope it works out well.
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So the downside is I'm going to have a busy summer, but this is, this is in a very good
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way because I've wanted to bring that feature back ever since I killed it.
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I get emails every single day about it and it like it's so it's such an obvious feature
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that my app desperately needs.
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Not only that, but we also now have volume control widgets on the watch that we can embed.
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Thank goodness.
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Like talk about it.
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Finally, like literally about half of the people who have my app who have my app and
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have a watch paired to their phone don't have the app installed because if you have it installed,
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it's actually a worse experience for controlling your phone's audio than if you don't even have
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it installed at all because it doesn't have volume control.
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And now I can, now it appears again, I haven't tried this yet, but it appears that I can
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That that is, that's almost as big of a deal as the standalone podcast playback.
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Yeah, I'm really excited for that.
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Can we give a brief shout out to that woman who did a presentation while exercising?
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Yes, that was amazing.
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You, you could not have paid me enough to do that.
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She handled it like a champ public speaking on hard mode.
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Like you do not want to be out of breath.
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And I was so like, I was so tense cause she would get more out of breath and she increased
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I'm like, don't really increase attention.
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Just pretend you're doing it.
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We won't know.
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That was, that was pretty amazing.
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I'm not sure how good of a demo it made, but it was good theater.
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Yeah, it very much was.
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And we should take a moment to note that by my count, there was Tim, there was Kevin Lynch,
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there was Craig.
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There was the gentleman from Adobe and there were the Lego two or three people, which is
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a lot of dudes for sure.
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But every other Apple person that was brought on stage, I think literally every other one
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was a woman and in some cases not a white person, which is tremendous.
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And we've been banging this drum for a long time.
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And I was really happy to see that there was definite progress in that department.
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It's not perfect.
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I got a handful of angry tweets and reply to me, you know, congratulating Apple on this
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about, Oh, well you didn't, they didn't have this.
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They didn't have that.
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I understand that, but this is a great step and it is a lot better than it was a couple
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of years ago when I started to be aware of it and started to pay a lot more attention
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So I'm really pleased with Apple that the diversity is on stage is looking, is looking
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way up and that was great.
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Yeah, we can do that.
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We can absolutely do that.
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So we also had a Apple TV update that contains nothing for developers.
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Yeah, it's Apple TV still a thing.
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It's a thing where like, you know, like our friend John Gruber likes to sometimes say
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that like, you know, you look at other companies' keynotes that are often too long or too bloated
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and you can kind of see like the org chart in the, in like what gets in the keynote and
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like every department has to have their say and has to have their keynote time.
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This kind of felt like that.
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This kind of felt like we have to say something about TV OS, but there, it was entirely about
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like new consumer level features and features that are built into their own media players
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Like there was nothing for developers at all in there.
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There was another one of those releases where they tout features that rely entirely on how
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much adoption they get from big third parties.
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So like, great.
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It'll integrate with all your cables as long as you have charter cable.
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Comcast, Verizon, we don't know who those people are.
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Zero sign on.
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We'll figure out what network you're on and not have you sign on if you're on charter
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It's like, like they even said it, they announced single sign on before and nothing happened
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because none of us have those providers.
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So we're all still typing in those, those three letter codes.
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They did say 50% year over year growth on Apple TV, which I think was good.
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And they did tout the things they have to tout, which is like, well, TV, we support
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all these standards.
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We do Dolby vision and now we have at most and all like, that's all good thumbs up, but
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they still, they still face headwinds as Tim would say in the market in terms of like they
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want to make the experience easier, but Comcast and Verizon do not want them to make the experience
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easier and they are at an impasse.
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So I wish them luck, but I'm glad they're adding the, the, the tech features to the
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Apple TV, even if they're not able to integrate and make the user experiences as good as they
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They can fix the remote anytime they want though.
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No one's stopping them from doing, they even touted you can use cable company remotes.
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Like, Oh, how far are we fallen?
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Where people are applauding for the ability to use the Comcast remote with their Apple
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TV, which by the way you can do now it is, it has always learned.
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You can learn with your IRM up, but there's no track pad on it.
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It's just, well, but now it said you can also now trigger Siri from third-party remotes,
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which is something you couldn't do before.
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I don't know which microphone you would talk into.
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Like if that's the Comcast, some of the Comcast mics do have, or other cable companies do
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have microphones.
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Maybe, maybe they're opening up like maybe, maybe like at the fall event, we'll see a
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new remote from Logitech that is like an alternate TV remote that includes the microphone and
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everything that's got a third party's make the controllers like third parties make the
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That's like, honestly, that's not a bad solution.
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It's not a great solution, but it's better than what we have now.
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When you with your next Mac, you'll get, you already, I was going to say you had to buy
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a Logitech mouse and a Microsoft keyboard.
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You have any use the Apple mouse.
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Anyway, I hope I wanted to make better peripherals.
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Right, so speaking of the Mac.
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Yeah, so how do we pronounce this?
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John, you were trying to explain this to us earlier.
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I already forgot what you told me.
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Some random person on Twitter said Mojave.
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Is it Mojave or Mojave?
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California people say long e.
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All right, we'll do that then.
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Did you see that the closed caption person spoiled the name apparently in the caption
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They hit the wrong button or something early on, and if you were watching the closed captions,
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you learned the name of the new Mac OS before they announced it.
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I didn't know that was in English, not Chinese or whatever.
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All right, so I'm going to try to speed run this and I'm going to make it probably four
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sentences before we get started.
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See, I didn't even finish that sentence.
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I didn't even finish that sentence.
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We're talking about the Mac.
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I just want to say how they framed it.
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First of all, he came out and said, "We love the Mac," which is a, you know, doth protest
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too much thing, even though that is the incorrect interpretation of that phrase from Shakespeare.
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But everybody knows what I mean.
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Everyone knows the reverse one.
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And he said, "This is a release that's chock full of new features."
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So that was like the first two sentences they said.
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This is not zero new features.
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This is not a rebuilding year.
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They tried to pitch this as chock full of new features.
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And there were new features, but I'm not going to say it was chock full.
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I don't -- all right.
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Anyway, go ahead.
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>> So the other thing they said -- thank you, Dan.
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The other thing they said was, "It's inspired by pro users and designed for everyone," which
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I thought was a great line.
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I'm not -- I haven't decided how much they achieved that, but I thought it was a great
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So dark mode is what we all knew was coming.
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Dynamic desktop, which has things like desktop stacks, which I thought was a very cool and
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clever implementation that, again, is a great example of Apple doing Apple things in a great
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>> Well, the stacks thing, I was trying -- it was racking my brain to figure out where I
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had seen that before.
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I was like, "Did they -- was that in like Mac OS 8 when it was Copeland?
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Or did they implement that in like a beta of Mac OS 10?"
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I couldn't recall and eventually figured it out.
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It was -- God, this is a terrible name.
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But it was the pile metaphor.
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You can have piles.
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And this was -- I think it was from Apple's Advanced Technology Group in 1992.
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The same thing.
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Like it was like a paper on how you can pile things and how it's a reasonable way of organizing
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And so now finally they've shipped this idea they've had forever.
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I'm unconvinced of how good this is because, yeah, you have a messy desktop and then they
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all go sort it into piles and you can scrub over them.
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But I think if you did that to someone's messy desktop, they'd be like, "Where's all my stuff?
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Where did it all go?"
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It's like, "Oh, don't worry.
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All your images are in the image pile."
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It's like, "No, but I had it arranged.
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The lower left was these things."
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I feel like they don't recognize, and I've said it a million times, the reason people
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use a desktop is it's the one place on their computer that they can always find and spatially
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arrange things.
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And it's not arranged well, just like people's houses and desks aren't arranged well.
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But it's the one place they know where to find.
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And it does not move.
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And if you put an icon on the lower left and a big clump of icons, they're always in the
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So I guess I could say, "You're going to run this experiment.
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Find someone with a messy desktop.
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Show them the piles feature and watch the horror on their face when all their icons get sorted
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into piles."
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Like there better be an undo for that.
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So I think it's an interesting feature, and I think people can use it.
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But they're like, "Oh, you can sort by tag.
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It doesn't just have to be by kind."
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Like if you were the type of person who tags your images, your files, and your desktop,
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your desktop doesn't look like that.
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It's meticulously arranged.
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So I am not sure piles or stacks or whatever the hell they're calling them is the greatest
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But hey, at least they're doing something to the finder, right?
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It's better than nothing.
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So then they have gallery view.
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So I guess RIP cover flow.
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I guess we're done.
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It's already gone, isn't it?
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This is the triumphant return of non-3D cover flow.
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Something like that.
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But it did look good.
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They had a sidebar where you could get a whole bunch of metadata about pictures, for example.
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You could plug in automator actions on the side.
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Looks really nice.
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That's a big thing, though.
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That little quick action thing in that little sidebar that's new now, that I think is going
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to be really useful long term.
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So it isn't just automator actions, by the way, shout out to automator on stage.
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Who was expecting that?
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Anyway, so it's automator actions, or you can put in shell scripts or Apple scripts
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as those actions, too.
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And then apps can, I think, also expose their own actions for relevant file types and everything.
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That sounds great as a Mac user.
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And Siri shortcuts, too, right?
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Oh no, I forgot.
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Not on the Mac.
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Oh yeah, there it is.
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No, but as a user, that sounds like it's probably going to be a really useful feature, just
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some day-to-day usage of the Mac.
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Quick Look seems like it's gotten a lot of the kind of brains of Preview, which is very
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I think that looks really good.
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It's a little weird that Quick Look has now become an editor.
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But I still think it's good.
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It's like the markup.
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It's all the iOS stuff.
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We'll get to the screenshot stuff in a second.
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But yeah, you Quick Look, and now you've got the little markup icon, and now you can scribble
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on it and save it.
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It's convenient.
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You can do lots of stuff without going into an app.
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It's like OpenDoc resurrected in this weird way where these little views have all these
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little tools that now spring around them and different share actions and stuff.
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But what happens if you make some edits that you don't necessarily, I guess you don't save
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it, but what if you click away to a different window and then that window disappears?
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It's a Quick Look window.
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Do those just get saved without you, I don't know.
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It's kind of odd.
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I mean, it looks neat in principle, but I agree that it's also odd.
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Continuity camera.
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You skipped on the screenshots thing.
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Marco's favorite feature.
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Again, the screenshot editor coming from iOS 11 basically, that kind of feature, coming
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into the Mac where you take a screenshot and it kind of shows a little overlay of it and
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you can pick it up right there and start editing and everything.
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Plus the additional enhancements to screenshot capture to make it easier to capture screenshots
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and screen recordings.
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And movies, you don't have to use QuickTime Player.
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Yeah, all that stuff.
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This is again, this is more stuff that I think we will actually really use this as Mac power
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I think we will, trademark, I think we really will use these features all the time because
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it's just like things that enhance data to use for the Mac.
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This is one of the reasons why I'm actually very happy with the overall amount of things
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that we got today because for the Mac in particular, it really does seem like Tim's statement about,
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like he said, it's chock full of features inspired by per users, but designed for everyone.
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That's what the Mac always has been like.
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The Mac has always been, you know, a thing that was very powerful.
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If you were a pro user or a power user, you could really get very powerful with it.
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But it was also like, it was like progressive power.
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Like new users could look at it and know how to use it.
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These kinds of features, we really haven't seen these added to the Mac in a while.
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Like during the uncertain times of the last few years where it seemed like the Mac might
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be really abandoned, we really haven't seen anything like this get added in any meaningful
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numbers and to have all this stuff in this release, I think Tim's statement was actually
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I think this actually is new features, maybe chock full.
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I'll leave that up to you and Chock and Barry to decide.
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These really are, I think, useful everyday features that like, they're not going to like,
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you know, create a whole new article on 9to5Mac about them necessarily.
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Like they're not like, you know, totally like headline grabbing things.
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But I think these things are really going to be very useful to us every day, all day
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as we use our Macs to do things.
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Yeah, I think one of the best examples is that like the screenshot functionality.
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Most of the functionality for screenshots, not the screen capture, but the screenshots
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has been there.
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But only if you know like, oh, command shift three is a screen, command shift four, but
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then you hit spacebar, switch from window to question.
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Nobody knows that except for like nerds, right?
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And now they just did a simple thing.
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Put an overlay on the screen with little buttons that they still might not know what they mean,
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but it gives you a fighting chance.
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There's no way you're going to discover like command shift four spacebar.
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You will not discover that, but if you see an overlay, you'll try all four buttons and
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eventually you'll get it.
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So that's the type of stuff they could have done years and years ago and they just got
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around to it.
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So hopefully continuing my not so effective speed run.
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Oh, before we move on.
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This is legit.
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I'm not trying to do this to you.
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Screen recording, right?
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So they integrated screen recording and when I saw the screen recording feature, they used
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to be in QuickTime player.
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Like you can record the screen or regions of whatever.
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Now it's integrated in the screenshot.
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And all I could think was that last year converting the Windows Server to Metal, this is what
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you get out of it.
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You convert the Windows Server to Metal and now you can integrate screen capture presumably
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in a more efficient way without having an app because it's all built.
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Maybe I'm wrong about that, but it just, that's what I thought about.
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Like redoing infrastructure and causing kernel panics on Steve Trout and Smith's machine
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constantly to rewrite the whole Windows Server in Metal, because you know you're going to
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deprecate over in GL, gives you stuff like now I can do system wide screen capture as
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like just a thing as part of the screenshot tool.
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continuity camera.
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I didn't get why that was so exciting.
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Because they put crappy cameras in the MacBooks and you have a much better camera on your
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phone so if you want to scan a document.
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Yeah, like the camera on the top of the MacBook hasn't changed since like 2005.
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You could hold your paper up to it but it won't be able to see anything.
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I think it is a little bit questioning like they can remotely enable the camera.
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Is that a creepy thing or a security problem?
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But I think that will be another one of these just like everyday useful features like because
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so often I want to take a picture of something in my room or something to show someone like
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in Slack or something.
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There's lots of uses for this and I take the picture on the phone and because photo sync
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is too slow I will air drop it to myself between my phone and my Mac.
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Or even you put it in Dropbox and wait to appear in Dropbox on your Mac.
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This is all sort of weird.
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Yeah, like that.
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It's just this is yet another thing that's just going to save time.
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Again, a solid feature probably if it works well.
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Then they showed us news, stocks, voice memos and the home app and it was funny.
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I was probably not the only one.
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Myself and I was sitting next to Chris Harris on the other side in the keynote and the two
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of us kind of looked at each other at the same moment and I'm sure we weren't the only
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ones, but we realized this kind of looks like cross platform apps.
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Like they're dog fooding something.
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That was like the one tweet I made.
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How did they port all these iOS apps to the Mac?
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Yeah, exactly.
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And it was all just.
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And it looked exactly like the iPad apps.
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Yeah, they were iOS apps with a title bar.
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Yeah, exactly.
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So at this point I'm starting to scratch my head and think there may be something here
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But anyway, I really don't have any particular care for any of these apps, but I'm glad that
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they're on the Mac.
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Then they talked about security and privacy.
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I didn't write any sub notes for that, so I don't even know what they said.
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But I'm glad to see that security and privacy is still a priority.
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It surprised me that when they were going through the here's all the things you get
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notified for, like can I have access to your location, your contacts or whatever, and I
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was like what are they going to add to it?
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And I thought, oh, they're going to add camera.
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But I'm like, but no, don't they have to ask permission to the camera already?
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Apparently not.
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How many people have asked before, do you think Mac apps have to ask permission to use
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your camera?
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Everyone would have said yes, but no.
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So they're finally adding camera and mic to the permissions, which is nice.
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You skipped over a bunch of stuff too quickly.
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I want to go back to OpenGL and OpenCL deprecated.
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Not a surprise really.
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OpenCL maybe is a little bit of a surprise.
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Maybe if you ask Gus here in the firm, he will say it is not a surprise.
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So it's all metal, right?
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So they got the proprietary thing.
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No more OpenGL.
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They haven't updated in years anyway.
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It's a third party opportunity.
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I think that OpenGL group has a third party OpenGL for the Mac, but that's kind of a shame.
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No more 32-bit apps after Mojave.
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And it was kind of painful to see them list like, and this means these 32 frameworks aren't
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going to be there anymore.
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And one of them was QuickTime.
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And I just felt that was like end of an era.
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The QuickTime framework, no.
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Also Apple Java 1.6, nobody cares.
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And then the security stuff, where you were just going into.
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SIP protection for third party apps, system integrity protection for third party apps.
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I was just getting done telling you what I was able to do to my work laptop to disable
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all the malware they install, because they can't do SIP for third party apps.
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So if you have root on your machine, you can just temporarily disable stuff, right?
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Now all these people who make institutional malware, also known as antivirus software
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for your Macs and all sorts of other stuff, will be able to prevent you from, I guess
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you can use the firmware to turn off system integrity protection.
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But it's making people's lives harder.
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I don't like it.
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Mac App Store, still a thing.
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So that's exciting.
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There are some very interesting entries, or maybe re-entries in some cases, to Mac App
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Panic is coming back to the Mac App Store, which is really exciting and interesting.
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And bare bones with BB Edit is going to be in the App Store, and that is also really
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exciting and interesting.
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So apparently Apple is trying to make the App Store thing.
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It's first it was fetch, and then it was the Mac App Store.
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And apparently they're both still a thing.
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Apple's going to court.
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Trying to get people to come back.
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The only weird thing is there might be good reasons why these apps are going back, but
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we weren't told them in either the State of Union or the keynote.
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We have no idea what changed, why are these apps going back.
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They seem to leave for really good reasons.
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We don't know.
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There has to be some good reason why they're all going back and why Apple's putting all
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this new effort into the App Store.
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And if it was like changes to the Mac, obviously one of the reasons is the Mac App Store app
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is better, right?
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I mean, that's the thing they showed.
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It could be worse.
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The Mac App Store app is much better and it's fancier and you'll be able to advertise your
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So they didn't connect those dots, but they did show that.
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But then that's an obvious question that you asked.
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It's like why?
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These people are coming back.
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You would think because they have a quota or testimonial.
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I left the Mac Store because X, Y, Z, but now something has changed and I've changed
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Like maybe they didn't have time to explain or maybe it was supposed to be self-evident,
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but I have the same questions about how is the Mac App Store now a deal that these people
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want to be part of?
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I mean, maybe they just didn't have time.
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Like sandboxing changes we might see later in the week.
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A lot of these apps were out because of sandboxing changes, so maybe there's some changes to
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the sandbox that made it feasible to come back in.
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But in the keynote where they had a lot of time to blow up Legos, it seems like they
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could have put in two or three sentences about why these apps came back.
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Like oh, and these apps came back for these reasons and if you want to learn about them,
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see them in sessions, whatever, whatever.
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But anyway, I guess it's good for Apple that they're back, but as a consumer who has bought
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both of those applications, I think I'll continue to do the direct ones.
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And that is the real problem for the Mac App Store.
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It's like why are people like me preferring the direct one rather than the Mac App Store
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I don't know.
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I think I still have work to do, but this is the first big change in the Mac App Store
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in forever and so that's good.
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It's definitely progress.
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They talked about Metal and Core ML and what was the thing where you can make models a
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little easier?
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What was that called?
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- Create ML?
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- Create ML, thank you.
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- That's pretty cool.
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- Yeah, it's definitely cool.
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But in the interest of time, let's skip over that and let's talk about UIKit on the Mac.
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It is a thing and it is supposedly coming next year and if the last year has told us
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anything, we'll see what happens.
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But it's supposedly coming next year.
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This is really exciting.
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I'm not sure if this is good for the Mac, if it's great for the Mac, if it's bad for
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Like I can see very many different ways that this could end up, but the fact that they
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are publicly acknowledging something that smells a lot like this marzipan thing, that
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is, I was surprised and really into it and it seems really cool.
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And I mean, the apps that they show, the news app and the other ones, I wouldn't say they
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looked bad by any means.
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I agree with, I think Marco, you had said a minute ago, they looked like iOS apps.
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And yes, that's true, but it's not like they looked bad.
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It looked a little bit off, but still good.
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- The design is how it works, Casey.
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- Yeah, well.
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- I mean, they work like iOS apps.
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I'm clicking on the upper left corner for this little back thing with a little chevron
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to switch back in the view.
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That's not how a Mac app works.
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I mean, I understand the tech demo.
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- Just push the side of your screen and move over a little bit.
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- I'm a little bit--
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So when we talked about how this could go, this is like a fairly timid version of the
01:14:42
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possibilities, right?
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So as they showed it, I mean, it's a portion of a UI kit coming to the Mac.
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So if you have an application that uses UI kit and if it uses some or all the portion
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that they bring over, then you can bring your iOS app to the Mac, which I suppose is good
01:14:57
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for making people make Mac applications.
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But their message is still not clear on, like they did the thing in the State of the Union
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about an app kit.
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That's the way to make apps to the Mac.
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And we are still, it is, I forget what they said.
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- I know what you're thinking of.
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I can't remember the exact wording.
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- You know, it's not deprecated.
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There's still a thing that they're gonna support, right?
01:15:16
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So my question from when we talked about this a couple weeks ago is like, what is Apple's
01:15:20
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opinion of the best way to make Mac applications?
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Like what is the new vision?
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- They said app kit.
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I thought that's what they said was that the best way to make a Mac app is app kit.
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- Yeah, but they were clear about that.
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They were very clear that like app kit should be what you use if you want to make the best
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- But it seemed to me that by bringing iOS over, what they were saying is, I mean, yes,
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to get iOS developers to do your stuff, but it almost seemed to me that like long-term,
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if people keep using UI kit on the Mac and UI kit and understand scrolling and resizing
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and mouse events and hovering and all the things and drag and drop, all the things that
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they have to understand, right?
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Why would you not make a Mac app directly in UI kit?
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'Cause the UI kit is the easier to use, more modern, better fit for Swift, right?
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I feel like there's a tension here between, it's kind of like Carbon and Cocoa in the
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beginning where they seemed like peers and we wanted to see how it would shake out.
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And if I was app kit, I'd be looking over my shoulder right now.
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'Cause parts of UI kit are coming over.
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The part that I was excited about from a tech nerd perspective in the State of the Union
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they talked about it is like these two operating systems are built on the same core of, you
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know, Darwin and everything.
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People don't remember 'cause no one ever says Darwin in a keynote for the past decade.
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But it's there, it's the same, you know, OS under the covers.
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And they said that they had drifted apart, like the underpinnings of iOS, like because
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they really had the Mac, hack up Mac OS 10 to get it on the original iPhone.
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And they just drift apart because like this is suited to the phone, that's suited to that.
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And they're gonna unify those things, which is something they probably should have done
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a long time ago just to have less bug surface, right?
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And now the phones are like more powerful than the Macs in some cases.
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So yeah, unify that core layer and then that's like a level playing field for app kit and
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UI kit to duke it out for the soul of the Mac.
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The three, the four apps that they showed, they look like iOS apps.
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They did not look like Mac apps.
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And I know they tried to say, "Look, it behaves like a Mac.
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I can select text and drag it."
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And it's like, "You're not a Mac app yet.
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You're not an Electron app.
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I'll give you that, but you're not a Mac app."
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Amen, brother.
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No, but I think we should really congratulate Apple for dogfooding this and dogfooding it
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up front because what was it?
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It was iCloud Core Data that was a disaster.
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And it wasn't until they started dogfooding the other iCloud stuff that it really got
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And so I am really enthusiastic about it, tentatively, but very enthusiastic about this,
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that they're dogfooding it.
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They appear to be doing it right.
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And that's really exciting.
01:17:29
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And so all in all, it was a pretty decent keynote.
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I thought it was pretty good.
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Now admittedly, I had fairly low expectations in part because nothing really leaked, in
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part because I didn't know what to make of it.
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But I thought all told, it was good.
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It was not the best keynote I've ever seen, but it was good.
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Do you want to talk about the fact that Apple's doing a thing now where they tell you a year
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ahead of time something they're doing?
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Yeah, that's crazy.
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It's wriggling me out.
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They do it with the Mac Pro, they do it with this, they do it unintentionally with AirPlay
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2 and messages in the cloud.
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And AirPower, which is never coming, whatever.
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But the Mars Band thing, all the rumors were dead on except for the part where they said,
01:18:09
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"Yeah, but Apple's going to talk about it anyway."
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When they put up that slide in the beginning that said iOS, watchOS, tvOS, whatever, MacOS,
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I knew at that point that you saved the best for last, right?
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What the heck do they have in MacOS that it's like would be the best?
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It's got to be the Mars Band thing.
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But I was like, "But they said it wasn't ready.
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Maybe we're all wrong.
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Maybe it is ready this year."
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Nope, not ready this year.
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But they announced it anyway.
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And it's not like they're reacting to rumors.
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It feels like Apple feels increasingly that they need to put a stake in the ground to
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say, "Don't worry, we're going to fix this Mac thing.
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Not this year, not next year, but we're going to fix it.
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And don't worry, we're going to let you do UIKit.
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Not this year, but we're going to tell you about it anyway."
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That is different for Apple.
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I don't know if it's bad or good.
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It's fun for us.
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We learn stuff ahead of time.
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But it's kind of like they're Osborn affecting themselves a little bit.
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Are people really going to be diving into starting a new app kit based Mac app right
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Or are they going to wait until next year and see how this whole UIKit on the Mac thing
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>> Well, I think this is them kind of realizing that MacOS and the Mac as a platform, especially
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with the more recent focus of Mac as the pro platform by Apple, they're finally realizing
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that pros and people who use this platform for work sometimes need a roadmap.
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Other companies do this too.
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Intel gives roadmaps.
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Microsoft gives roadmaps.
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Big companies that deal with big businesses and pro customers tend to give roadmaps so
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that people can plan and make decisions and have some idea of what they're in for next
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year or for the next six months instead of just having occasional things randomly come
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and blindside them.
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So for this, if I was a Mac developer and say I had an iPad app and maybe my Mac app
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was a lot of work to maintain because I'm not that good of a Mac developer and maybe
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I'm having a new version that I'm planning for next year, maybe I might hold that off
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a little bit now.
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Maybe not put a whole lot of effort into a Mac UI if my app doesn't really necessarily
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need to be the best Mac app in the world.
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And I have to have an iOS code base anyway.
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This is a great thing.
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They're telling developers really major pertinent information that we are really going to want
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to know a year ahead of time.
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That's great.
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It helps us make good plans.
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It helps us use our limited resources effectively.
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And there's going to be a lot of arguing over whether this is good for the Mac or not.
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We've had some of it on the show talking about the Mars opinion rumors.
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I fall on the side of it being a great thing because I think pragmatically speaking, this
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isn't a question of whether I now have to use all of AppKit to make an overcast Mac
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app or whether I can have my iPad app run in a little window of some kind.
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Because I was never going to do that.
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I was never going to port the whole thing to AppKit because I've already evaluated that
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option and decided it was too much work for what it would be worth to me.
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So many companies find themselves in this position.
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That's why we have things like Electron and all these weird cross-platform awful
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frameworks that make it really hard to make good apps anywhere because the cost of making
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apps on all these different platforms individually is too high for a lot of companies and indies
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So if they make it easier and cheaper to make Mac apps, there will be more Mac apps.
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And Mac apps that use this UIKit on the Mac thing, which I kind of took note, they never
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actually named it.
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Yeah, I was going to say that they didn't give it a name, which is kind of weird because
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they're going to announce it.
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You can brand it, but they're not ready to brand it.
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And by the way, some people did disassemble it and find some symbols inside the code base
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that say the word "Marzipan."
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So regardless of what this thing becomes, at some point some part of it had the word
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"Marzipan" involved in it.
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But speaking of, isn't in new Macs, isn't the T2 or something like that, isn't that
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running like a cut-down version of iOS?
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BridgeOS or something?
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So you start iOS to start your Mac, and then we've seen disassembly of there being like
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an iOS subsystem on your Mac.
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So you use iOS to start your Mac to start iOS.
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It's not an iOS subsystem, it's just the UIKit framework running on the Mac.
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There's also another fun symbol that was like, you know, there was some symbol in the thing
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that was like, underscore, something underscore Mac, something underscore iOS, and a new symbol
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that was something underscore iOS Mac.
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So it's like iOS running on your Mac.
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Have fun putting on all your pound of fines for the million different symbols there.
01:22:28
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But anyway, good keynote, John?
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Yeah, they did, I forgot to mention one more one-year like thing where they announce something
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and then you wait a year and it comes, and I want Marco to be able to use his bell, so.
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APFS Fusion Drive.
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That was announced along with APFS, like everybody's going to APFS in 2017 and we're going to convert
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everything and we're going to support everything and we're going to support Fusion Drive, and
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they did convert everything and for the most part it went okay, but they did not support
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Fusion Drive, so now they do a year later.
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So good keynote though, John?
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I mean, it wasn't surprising, everything they announced was things, even the part that was,
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you know, supposedly surprising, the marzipan, like we knew all of that, but it was surprising
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that they said anything about it.
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Like I fully expected all that to be true about whatever this marzipan thing is, and
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then just not say anything about it, but Mac OS at the end of the keynote means Mac OS
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is the star, kind of.
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I'm not sure it's chock full of anything, and I'm really nervous about the Mac applications,
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I'm making air quotes, you can't see it, but at least we'll get, I was going to say at
01:23:28
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least we'll get Overcast on the Mac, but will we?
01:23:30
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Can we get exclusive here on this podcast, Marco, will you commit to Overcast on the
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Mac and tv OS?
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If it's as easy to port my iPad app as they seem to indicate that it is, yeah, why would
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I not do that?
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To spite Casey?
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I can always hire him to do it.
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That would be kind of amazing though.
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Well, and the whole thing with Overcast on the Mac is that was when I was sitting at
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a computer for 40 to 50 hours a week.
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You don't even need it anymore.
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Yeah, I don't even care anymore.
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But that's right.
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Marco, but keep up.
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Port's off, forget it, it's not happening, sorry.
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It's all over, it's my fault.
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As soon as you quit your job I can make Overcast on the Mac and you've got your polo shirt.
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That's true, that is true.
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So, we should talk about the video at the end too.
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Oh, the ending video.
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Yeah, I thought that was nice.
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It was cute.
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Yeah, I mean, so the first part is like, the first part is going to be, this is a bunch
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of your friends up on screen, isn't this fun?
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You can relate to it, and the second video was like, now your mom is on screen.
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It was like, this is like Pixar levels of like, knife to the heart, like go ahead, try
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to hate this video, it's someone's mom.
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So it was, you know, they get you, they get you eventually, they get you in the end, you
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get tired out, it's like, alright, fine.
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I mean, overall, I was very happy with this keynote, I'm very happy with everything we
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I'm, you know, some of the presentation parts of it were kind of a mess, I think it needed
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some editing, but like the actual meat of it, what we actually got, the new stuff we
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have, it looks awesome, it is more than I expected, I got almost all the major themes
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I wanted, you know, we still don't have new MacBook Pros, and that's unfortunate, but
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you know, other than that, and you know, we don't have a real Siri kit audio API, but
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we have a lot of good stuff I can now do with Siri, they got the watch stuff, you know,
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they have all these cool enhancements to the Mac, we have marzipan being a real thing,
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like this is all awesome, I'm really happy with this, and ultimately, you know, I said
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last time, what I wanted was a sign of life that the reason the Mac has been so quiet
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recently is not that it's dead, but that they're just working on stuff that isn't done yet,
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and we got that.
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That to me is the best, they really do seem like they have recommitted to the Mac as a
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first class platform that's gonna continue, as opposed to this like horribly neglected
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afterthought that is kind of annoying Tim Cook, like this is great, I'm very very happy about
01:25:38
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Is this the best thing?
01:25:41
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You don't get that reference case, you don't laugh, you don't get it.
01:25:43
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It's a tough crowd you guys.
01:25:46
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Don't hold that guys, don't hold that.
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Alright, so we got, we got something else we gotta talk about.
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We gotta talk about these scooters.
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These scooters man.
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What is going on with these scooters?
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So if you're not in San Jose or San Francisco or what have you, apparently it's a thing
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that these scooter ferries just fly over the cities and just deposit scooters everywhere,
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and for almost no money you can sign up to drive/ride/pilot whatever these scooters, electric
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scooters around the city, and so I guess you Marco and Tiff and Mike and a few others who
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were here before John and I signed up for this and started driving these scooters around,
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and then yesterday you like got some for John and I to try.
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I forced you to do it.
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You forced John to do it, I needed encouragement.
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I like scooters, it was fine.
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Yeah, that's totally how it went.
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That is not how that went, but anyway.
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No hesitation, I wasn't like underscore cautiously setting out, saying goodbye to his wife like
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he'd never see her again.
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Well to be fair these things are terrifying.
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Well the thing is they are terrifying, and they haul ass.
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Those things move.
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This is like the progression that I went through and then watched as everyone I know went through
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the exact same progression is at first you start noticing that there are these scooters
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everywhere and you think well that's kind of weird, like isn't that kind of littering
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up the whole world, and this apparently is a controversy in these towns, cities, sorry,
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but it's California, the towns.
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Anyway, so there's this controversy with scooters all over the place, littering up the sidewalks
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and everything.
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And so you first see them and then you might see a couple of people whizzing by on them
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and you're like wow, what jerks.
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And then at some point you are bored at social policy and you're like hmm, there's like three
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of them sitting right there.
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In the middle of the sidewalk, like not even really arranged in any particular way, they're
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It's like being in your house with kids.
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They just drop it wherever you are and walk out of the room.
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So you go in this progression from what are those to those people are jerks to hmm, they're
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right there, maybe I should try one.
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I don't have anything else to do and I don't have to worry about angering the locals because
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I'm only here like three days a year, they're not going to remember me.
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So let's give it a shot.
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I got some time to kill.
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How hard could it be?
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On the Saturday before WWDC.
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So I sign up for the app and try to scooter and I went through this progression of you
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get on it and you're like whoa, whoa and then you push the accelerator really hard
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and you're like whoa, holy shit.
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These things are fast.
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They really, really are.
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Like if you are in town and obviously the people I'm looking at are but if you're
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ever in town you should try it because they are disturbingly fast.
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And you go through this progression of like you know, unfamiliar, jerk, curious, trying
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it and then you're like oh my god this is really fun.
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And then you start rationalizing like okay, this has to be a good thing because this is
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fun and I want to rationalize this is a good thing.
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So let's ignore all the problems of littering up the sidewalk and start talking about like
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how this is going to change mass transit.
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You know like we'll have to rethink cities.
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You know all these like.
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And they really are.
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It was amazing.
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But you forgot the final stage which is when you pointed out to me when you were describing
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what it was like before I had tried it, what you said was 100% true is that as soon as
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you do it you realize immediately this should be illegal.
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Because they are heavy and they are too fast for the sidewalk and they are too slow for
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the road and their wheels are too small for potholes and they like we need the law to
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catch up with these scooters because this is not how cities should work.
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Like if you gave these to everybody in the city it would be with the existing roads and
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structure like it would be mass chaos and I just fear when people come whizzing by us
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like they're just going to hit me like they're heavy.
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They're big and heavy and they go that fast like 50 miles an hour.
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But they go fast for.
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You get into the mass P equals MV like these things are going to hurt you if you get hit
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in the back with them.
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So I am not a fan but they're so fun to ride.
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It definitely feels.
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Try it before they become illegal.
01:31:30
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Yeah exactly like that that's why that's why I made them try it.
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I'm like look we're going to come back here next year.
01:31:34
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There's no way these will still be legal next year.
01:31:36
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So you got to try it now because yeah they're this is way too fun.
01:31:41
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They're way too fast.
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There's no way this is going to be a long term check under your seats.
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Everyone gets a free scooter.
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And the other problem I have with it is that I think if I'd stayed on the scooter another
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five minutes I would have gone from terrified to oh I think I've got this too.
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I am evil Knievel.
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And that would have been not good.
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And I already got it in the face.
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They cannot take a curb like you can't you can't go from the curb to the street because
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the wheels are too small.
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And the wheelbase is too big.
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The very first ride he took he ended it by trying to go off of like a six inch tall curb
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and just like bottom down.
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He went on a bicycle but these things the wheelbase is too long and the wheels are too
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small and yeah they're not.
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Yeah they need bigger wheels.
01:32:18
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We're going to need to get Horace Didoo on here to tell us about e-bikes because they
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were like how can you talk about this and not mention e-bikes.
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They're going to change the world.
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We know Horace.
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So try them before they're legal.
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You heard it here first.
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Thanks a lot everyone.
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