267: I Slowly Ate the Crystals
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So how was the trip? Did we talk about this publicly? I don't know that we did. Are we
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talking about this publicly, whether or not it makes the show?
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The only thing that made the show was the walkie-talkie bit.
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Where John was making fun of me for buying walkie-talkies for a road trip.
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Yeah, I do want to hear about that, but not this minute. But how was the other parts of
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the trip, just out of curiosity?
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No, I ate way too many combos.
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Did you enjoy all your good roadside coffee, or did you bring a gigantic thermos of good
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coffee with you?
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- I brought, oh you're gonna make so much fun of me.
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Have I mentioned this before?
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I have a, oh God, I have a monthly subscription
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to a fancy hipster instant coffee thing from San Francisco.
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- I get eight little tubes of instant coffee powder a month,
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delivered in a little canvas bag,
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and they cost like a dollar fifty each,
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it's a subscription, and it's instant coffee.
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You dump it into water and it makes good coffee.
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It's basically a really good version of instant coffee,
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and it turns out instant coffee got popular
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for very good reasons.
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It's pretty damn convenient when you're traveling.
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You know, like on the plane,
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I got a cup of hot water, please,
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and I got a hot water cup, and I dumped my coffee into it,
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and stirred it up, and had my insufferable hipster coffee
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right there on the plane.
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It was wonderful.
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- You would.
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- I'm so sorry.
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For anybody who cares, it's Sudden Coffee.
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That's the name of it.
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Because it's not instant, it's sudden.
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- It sounds like it surprises you.
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You go to drink a cup of water
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and all of a sudden it's brown and bitter.
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What the hell?
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It's sudden coffee.
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- Holy shit, it's coffee.
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How did that get there?
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- Where the hell did this come from?
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- Anyway, it's not cheap but it's pretty good
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if anybody needs this kind of thing.
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It's pretty good.
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- That's pretty much your motto.
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It's not cheap but it's good.
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- This is why anybody listening is probably like,
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of course I have that.
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This surprises nobody.
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- This is surprising.
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This is surprising.
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- I thought you were gonna say you had like the
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underscore kit where you have this entire
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bunch of paraphernalia that you'd take out in the car,
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including a little table lap desk to set it all up on.
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And then plug in a kettle into the 12 volt socket
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in the car and just, you know.
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- I used to do that kind of like fancy, you know,
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I brought my air press on a couple of trips.
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And it was just such a pain.
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I got like a travel grinder and everything like it.
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And I just, I found it not worth the hassle.
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And so instead, for a while I would just drink tea on trips,
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I'd bring my own fancy tea bags,
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but I don't like tea that much and coffee's better.
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And so I found this and I decided,
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oh, even though it's a subscription which I don't like,
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I'm like, well, I'll try it, I'll see how it is.
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And it's been good enough that I've kept it up.
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Like I use it.
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I don't always use it regularly.
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Like sometimes I'll accumulate a couple extras
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that I haven't used in the last month,
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but it's fantastic for road trips.
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Sometimes I'll just tear up one of those tubes and dump it in his mouth. He doesn't care.
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I actually did that once.
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Okay, nice to my face!
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I was on a road trip and I didn't want to stop to get like a cup of hot water.
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Because there was no good place nearby to do that.
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So I just kind of slowly ate the crystals.
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It tasted fine.
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Just a little strong.
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That's really sad.
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Someone draw a comic of that.
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How come people never draw comics for our show?
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Someone needs to draw a comic of Sad Marco eating the instant coffee, hipster instant coffee out of the tube.
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Maybe a little tear, a tear going down his side of his face.
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Yeah, driving on the Long Island Expressway.
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That was another reason for a tear.
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Stuck in traffic.
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All right, let's start with some follow-up.
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John, tell me about Breath of the Wild on the Wii U.
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Last week, why were we talking about it?
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Oh, we were talking about bitness of consoles was one of the Ask ATP questions, and I was
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talking about how power still makes a difference in the modern era.
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I'm talking about a game like Breath of the Wild, which is a large open world Zelda game,
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how you couldn't play it on a less powerful console, and I said the Wii U, and I should
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have just said the Wii, because obviously, in the grand tradition, I guess two data points
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makes a tradition, of Zelda games that are initially developed for one console, but take
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so long to get done that the second console comes out, and then they launch it on both
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consoles simultaneously.
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That was the case with Breath of the Wild.
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It was actually developed for the Wii U, and only later launched on the Switch, and that
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happened with Twilight Princess for the GameCube and the Wii. Although Twilight Princess, I
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highly recommend playing it on the GameCube, not on the Wii because the motion controls
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are not very good. So a surprisingly small number of people sent in that correction,
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but to the people who did, good job.
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And to everyone else, Jon is disappointed in you.
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Yeah, seriously. Pretty big gaffe in the grand scheme of things. Maybe if it was about Apple
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stuff, we would have gotten more people.
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Half of the internet wrote in to tell us that the Space Gray keyboard, mouse, and Magic
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Trackpad are all available separately now, if that's your cup of tea.
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I am currently fondling touching a Space Gray keyboard, and I have a Space Gray Magic Mouse
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next to me, and I have a Space Gray Magic Trackpad that I use from time to time.
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These were all secondhand from friend of the show, underscore David Smith, who did not
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charge me a premium.
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However, Apple will charge you a $20 price premium because Apple.
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Yeah, why is it that the dark ones, I mean technically they can do this with any color.
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Let's just make fewer of them and then charge more because they're more rare.
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Sure you can do it all the time, but in general Apple doesn't seem to do that with things
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that come in colors.
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Like you can get your phones or your iPads in various colors, gold, rose gold, space
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gray, sometimes they come in black, but there's no price difference between the colors.
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And yet somehow in the Mac world, every time something gets a darker color, it's an extra
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twenty bucks or something.
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And I don't know, for some reason it bothers me that you can get iOS devices in different
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colors for the same price, but in the Mac side that's not the case.
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So anyway, I just hope if you're out there listening to this, you didn't buy a space
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gray iMac Pro keyboard for $1,500 on eBay, because that would have been a bad move.
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I kind of feel like my iMac Pro is less special now that these are available to anybody.
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I'm so sorry.
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- Yeah, well, listeners of the show
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would have been well warned
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because as soon as the iMacros came out,
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we were surprised that they,
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wasn't our prediction that they wouldn't sell
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for a lot on eBay because people would realize
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Apple's just gonna introduce them
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and then your things will be worthless.
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But alas, that's not the way people think.
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And so some people did buy them and sell them apparently
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for very high prices on eBay
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and I hope all those people are sad now.
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- Snarky John tonight, is everything okay?
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- And the people who sold them aren't sad.
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- That's true.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Well, they should be because they took advantage of somebody that may feel bad about that,
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Only if Apple should not feel bad they're charging $20 more for no reason.
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$20 premium is better than like a $1,350 premium.
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I'm assuming this is a reference I'm not aware of. Anyway. All right. So Marco, you went
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on a really long road trip recently and you had mentioned briefly in the last episode
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that you had bought some walkie-talkies to take with you because it was going to be a
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multi-car caravan. The last I tried to use walkie-talkies, which was just a handful of
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years ago, they were promised to work for like 34 zillion miles and worked for about
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34 feet. So tell me about your fans. I'm sure you bought the most heinously expensive walkie-talkies
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you could find. Tell me how well or not well they worked.
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- So they were only, I think it was something like
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60 or 70 dollars for a pair.
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And then it included all the accessories
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like the charging base and everything.
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So I wouldn't say that was that expensive.
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It's some kind of Cobra, if you look at Amazon,
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like the Cobra model that is the highest of its group,
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that's the one I got.
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It's like something like that for a pair.
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And it's the one, it has a very useful feature.
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This is one of the reasons I went to this model,
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that it has a repeat that back button.
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So it keeps a buffer over the last few things
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that were said, and so if you miss what somebody said,
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you can just hit that and it plays it again,
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which is really useful.
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Anyway, John made it fun of me relentlessly
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for buying walkie talkies for the purpose
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of communicating between two vehicles on a road trip,
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because we have cell phones.
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And that was a really good argument.
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Cell phones do sound way better.
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Unfortunately, it takes a little bit of time
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to create a cell phone connection.
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You have to pick up the phone, unlock it if it's not unlocked,
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tap something, find them, you know, connect.
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Oh, walkie talkie, you literally just push a button
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and you immediately can say something to them.
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- I told you, you should have had your phones
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connected the whole time.
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- Yes, but we were like listening to music
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and podcasts and stuff the whole time with our phones.
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- Yeah, you muted and when you wanna talk, you hit the mute.
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It's not like you're browsing Twitter on it,
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bouncing on the dashboard, hit the mute button.
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Mute, mute, mute, unmute, unmute, unmute.
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- No, but-- - Yeah, I can't even say it.
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- But the phone was being used for the media,
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so that's no good.
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- Well, what were you, what media, oh, the podcasts?
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- Yeah, podcasts, music, or navigation directions.
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We were also using Waze to navigate.
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- You can do all that at once on your phone.
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- Nope, you can't play media
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while you're taking a phone call.
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Anyway, so, and also, where these really came in handy,
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besides the incredibly fast ability to just push a button
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and say something quick like,
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hey, watch out, don't merge left yet,
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or something like that, or you don't wanna stop at this exit,
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really quick stuff, but also,
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not the entirety of our trip had cell phone coverage.
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Because we were going to a very rural place
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at the end of the trip, the entire last 45 minutes
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had no coverage, during which we were on the walkie talkies
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a lot to coordinate things like where we were gonna park
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this giant truck and what direction it had to face,
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how we were going to get it that way,
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what we were gonna do once we got there,
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how we were gonna do the very first steps to unload it
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and all the logistics involved.
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They proved to be invaluable.
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Everybody involved in this trip was very, very happy
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that we had these walkie talkies.
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They were wonderful in ways that a phone
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either would have been worse or would have not worked at all.
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So John was totally wrong.
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And to answer Casey's question, the range,
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I did a little bit of research obviously when buying these.
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And it appears-- - You?
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- Most of them seem to quote a range of
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somewhere between like 10 and 50 miles.
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And it doesn't take that much digging
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to realize that that's actually like,
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if you're like two people on top of mountaintops
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with nothing in between you,
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that's like the most ideal scenario
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of like nothing obstructing it,
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no interference from anything.
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If you use it in a more realistic location,
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like in a town or on a highway,
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the mileage basically gets cut to a tenth,
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so it gets decimated, right?
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That's what that means?
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So yeah, so it basically gets--
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So your 37 mile one is actually more like three miles.
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And even that is like, if you're in a really dense area
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like in a city with lots of buildings and everything,
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it might be more like one mile, or maybe even a half mile,
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worst case scenario for these bigger ones.
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And there's a limit on how powerful they can transmit,
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which I think on most of the bands is two watts.
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So that's kinda what limits how powerful they can be.
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But yeah, so it was fun, it was totally worth it.
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And they're really modern useful things,
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like the playback feature.
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and they both can charge via USB,
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or take AA batteries,
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or you can put rechargeable batteries in them
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and charge them through the USB ports.
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So John was wrong, the end.
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- So just for the young people listening,
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I wanna assure you that it actually is possible
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to take tandem car trips without either cell phones
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or walkie-talkies.
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- Yeah, but it sucks.
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- It does suck.
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I would agree with both of you.
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- It's fun, you have to come up with systems for signaling,
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and then get frustrated while the people
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don't follow the systems for signaling.
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- That's a John statement if I've ever heard
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- That's not my word.
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- It is fun though.
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It's like being a spy.
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- Something like that.
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- If I put my right hand out the window,
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that means pull over.
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Put my left hand out the window, that means merge.
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- Aye yai yai.
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All right, we should get to the actual topics
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for this evening and something happened on Tuesday
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and something something education.
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Moving on, let's finally get to the topic
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we all wanna get to, which is Apple's Hay Day.
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Let's talk about this.
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- There's one in between that you skip,
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but no, we're gonna talk about the Tuesday thing.
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We're not gonna go through the event blow by blow
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'cause there wasn't that much to go through.
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- I thought this was so funny because last week,
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we as professional podcasters completely failed to mention
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our W2C live show and also that there was about to be
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an Apple event that we all knew about and we're like,
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ooh, everyone else is doing predictions
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and at least mentioning this is gonna happen.
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We completely failed to even mention it.
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- I don't think we failed to because I knew about it.
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I just didn't think there was anything worth saying
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on the last show.
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I think we talked about it beforehand and like,
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well, we'll see what they announce.
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But until, I didn't have high expectations
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of what they were gonna announce,
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and so I didn't really feel like it was worth discussing
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until they announced something.
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- I mean, I didn't have high expectations either,
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and they even failed to meet those.
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I thought it'd be really funny
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if we just never mentioned it at all,
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because there was so little really to it,
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but unfortunately, Jon wants to talk about it,
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so we're gonna talk about it.
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Just pretend like we never actually mentioned it,
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and it's funnier that way.
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- There wasn't a lot of product announcements,
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but I think there are things to talk about, though.
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So my first question is,
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did you two actually watch the event?
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Not live, but I, 'cause it was actually
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during the road trip that I was taking,
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but I downloaded the video and watched it that night.
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- Casey's poo-pooing this event, he didn't even watch it.
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How do you know?
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They could've had seven slides about you.
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- I have to admit, I also fast-forwarded
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through some parts of it, 'cause it, you know what?
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What I didn't like about it overall,
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it kind of made me feel, I don't know,
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it was a little bit off-putting.
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It basically seemed like they were holding an event
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to almost like yell at the world like,
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"No, look, we care about education,"
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but without actually backing it up
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with what I consider to be enough.
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And that could take lots of different forms,
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and you could disagree or agree with that,
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but I felt like the premise of an education event,
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that they call the press out and everything,
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And by the way, if I was an independent journalist
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who flew out there on my own dime to cover this,
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I'd be pretty annoyed, honestly.
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But anyway, and I'm friends with some of these people,
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and they haven't told me this behind the scenes,
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I'm just saying if I were one of these people,
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I would be annoyed that I had spent
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the time and money to do this.
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But the impression I got from this event
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was that it was a lot of cheerleading,
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it was almost like a pep rally for Apple and for teachers.
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- It's so accurate, given it was in a school.
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- Yeah, right?
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But without enough substance, I thought, to back that up.
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It was really more like, look at how great we already are
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at the things that we are already doing.
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Not so much, here's some new software, new changes,
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new hardware, whatever it is.
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There was actually very little of that,
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at least very little of relevance or of significance.
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And there was just a lot more like,
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here's how great we are, here's someone else
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to come out and tell you how great we've been
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and how great we're going to keep being.
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And it was a weird balance.
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I just felt almost like my attention
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was taken advantage of.
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- You're waiting for them to get to the product announcements.
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- No, and look, I wasn't expecting an iPhone or anything.
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I knew that it was a focused education event.
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That's one thing, but if you look at what people
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would reasonably expect out of a publicized press event
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regarding Apple and education,
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I would have expected a lot more than what we actually got.
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- Some people were tweeting, I forget when it was,
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like the 20 or 30 minute mark.
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They were like, we're 20 minutes in
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and they still haven't said anything about any products yet.
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There was a long lead in
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and there was a long lead out as well.
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So I don't remember the last education event,
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but another thing people were tweeting about
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was exactly how long ago the last education event was.
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Apparently they don't even have these things
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every two or three years.
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There are long gaps between the events.
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Having a dedicated education event.
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Apple does stuff education-related all the time, but having a dedicated event for it
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doesn't happen all the time.
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I think the last time we talked about it, these stats were similar, but to frame this
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to like why is Apple having an education event?
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Why are they spending an hour on stage telling you about all the things that Apple does related
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to education and trying to make them seem, to Marco's point, as good as possible, seem
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desirable, seem like that Apple is doing great things in education.
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This is a quote from Bloomberg, a Bloomberg article, link in the show notes.
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Chromebooks accounted for 60% of laptops, tablet, and other mobile computers shipping
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to U.S. K-12 schools in the third quarter of 2017.
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Apple's iPads accounted for 12% of those school devices, which is less than half its market
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share from 2014.
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So from 2014 to 2017, their market share has been cut in half, more than cut in half.
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So not only is Apple not leading in market share in this education category they're addressing
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here, which is basically United States K-12 schools, not only are Chromebooks eating their
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lunch there, but it's not as if that's just the status quo.
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It's like, yeah, well, you know, Apple's never had big market share, but they have the important
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In three years, their small market share has been cut in half.
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So if I were Apple and I cared anything about education, I would have to be taking a hard
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look at this and saying, "Should we get out of the education market or should we do something?"
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Because unlike lots of other markets where we have small market share but it's steady
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and we reap most of the profits, like the phone market for example, Apple does not dominate
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the phone market market share-wise.
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But Apple is probably not crying over that because they make so much money on it and
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They are seen to have, if not the best phone, then one of the best phones.
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And I don't think you see a lot of articles anymore saying Apple needs to up its phone
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market share or they're going to be doomed or Android is eating Apple's lunch in the
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phone market just because the money talks.
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You look at where all the money goes, it goes to Apple.
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And also, if Apple's phone market share had been cut in half in the last three years,
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I think there'd be a lot of articles about that.
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So I feel like the context for this event is Apple trying to figure out how to even
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just stay in the game in education.
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Forget about it, here's how great we are, but just, is this a market where we can make
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a difference?
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Where we can be a player?
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Where we can be important?
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And that got me thinking about how the education market is different from the phone market,
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or the personal computer market, or the TV connected puck market, or the home cylinder
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that you yell at market or whatever, you know, the fancy computer watch market.
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Lots of, like, in the modern era, Apple has been all about making tons of money selling
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relatively high margin expensive products to a minority of a market.
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The phone market is the best example of that.
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They make so much money and their market share is so small compared to the aggregate of all
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their competitors, which is always just lumped together as like Apple and not Apple, basically
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Android and iOS. But they just make so much money. It's like, well, this is a winning
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strategy. We don't really care. We're not going to worry that, oh, we need to make a
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netbook. Remember, the netbook's little cheap laptops to compete with the PC space. We need
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to make a super cheap iPhone to compete with Android. That's not how Apple plays the game.
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They want to sell to the best part of the market, best meaning the part that is the
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most lucrative, the part that allows Apple to make the fanciest products because people
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will pay the highest price and the highest margins and all that Apple's products look
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nice and everything like that.
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And I was thinking about whether that strategy is viable in education because as far as I
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can tell, Apple continues to essentially pursue that in these past decade or so in education,
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saying we're not going to have the majority of the education market, but we'll have the
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quote-unquote best part of the education market, the richest schools will buy Apple stuff.
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Like I'm trying to figure out what they're thinking.
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If you can afford us, we give you the best school experience, or it will seem the fanciest
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if you buy Apple stuff.
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And for some reason, when it comes to education, that rubs me the wrong way more so than smartphones.
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Just because education I think of more as a thing that has to be for everybody.
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Whereas smartphones, there are options, and if you don't have an iPhone, you are not disadvantaged
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in life versus if you have an Android phone, right?
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But if you don't have an education or don't have a good education, or your education is
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not as rich as someone else's, that feels, you know, inequitable to me.
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And so I'm watching this presentation and I'm trying to figure out, is Apple changing
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course here? Are they saying, "We're going to figure out how to let more students get
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access to our products," or are we still concentrating on providing the best products
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for the few students who are lucky enough to go to a school that can afford them? And
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the presentation, as I read it, as someone who is not—I'm not involved in the education
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system but I do have kids in school, seemed to me that they were not changing their strategy,
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that everything they presented was beautifully polished, sort of very sort of high-end, nice
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to look at applications, hardware and software that a few schools are lucky enough to have,
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but that the pricing was the same as it's ever been, and that nothing they announced
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is going to help them compete with the things that are currently eating their lunch in the
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market, not just on price, but from what I understand from people in education, a lot
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of the features for the stuff that Google offers are better than the feature that Apple
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That's why part of the announcements are, yeah, we have a product, a new iPad, but we
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also have a bunch of new software that's playing catch-up to our competitors to say, oh, here's
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an easier way to manage a bunch of iPads, using an easier way for a teacher to manage
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a bunch of students doing things.
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But even that, even the catch-up software, I saw a lot of complaints saying, "Okay,
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but you still haven't caught up entirely to the functionality offered by Google in
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terms of integrating into other school system things and providing a broader set of functionality,"
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which may not be pretty and fancy and have the Apple Pencil support and high-end video
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production capabilities so kids can make cool videos about gravity and stuff, but practically
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speaking, when it comes to reading, writing, and arithmetic and the basics of functioning
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in a school and having a lot of students and a lot of devices and managing it all.
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But still, Apple's offerings aren't even the best and they're certainly not the cheapest.
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So I'm kind of confused/concerned about Apple's approach to education because it seems to
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me that if they really want to make a difference in this market, they need to pursue a different
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strategy because I don't think it's appropriate to pursue a strategy like they do in the consumer
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market in education.
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I don't know, maybe I'm wrong about that.
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I would love to hear from people in education
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who have worked with Apple and Google stuff
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about how they perceive these competitors.
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Did people watch the education event,
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people who are actually teachers or school administrators
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and think that Apple had done something
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that's gonna change the game
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or did it just seem like more of the same?
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- I thought Joe Saplinsky had a few good tweets about this
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and I'll probably forget to put them in the show notes,
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But Joe used to be a, I think he was an English teacher,
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if I'm not mistaken, apologies if I have that wrong.
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But now he's an app developer and designer and slash rockstar.
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But in any case, you know, his take about it was, you know,
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look, Apple doesn't really play the cheap game,
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just like you were saying, Jon.
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You know, it's not Apple's card that they play.
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So are we really surprised that this is the way
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this event turned out?
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And, you know, he and I went back and forth a little bit in a happy way, or at least I
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thought I was happy, maybe he was annoyed at me.
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But yeah, we went back and forth a little bit.
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And the thing that, you know, I've not worked in education, but Aaron was a teacher, a high
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school teacher for a long time.
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And in fact, I think I've mentioned this a few times on the show, a few years ago, actually
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many years ago now, there was national news about like a stampede that happened because
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iBooks were being sold for 50 bucks a pop at the Richmond International Raceway.
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And they were old, like high school iBooks that were being retired, and so they were
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selling them obscenely cheaply.
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And people like got trampled trying to buy these cheap iBooks.
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Well, that happened because of the county in which we live.
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It was our county that was selling all those.
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And so Erin, when she was teaching, the kids all got issued Dells when they were—when
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she was teaching.
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It was just a—yeah, you're getting a Dell.
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It was just a couple years before that they were getting these iBooks, et cetera.
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So having spoken to Erin about this, I mean, again, I'm still a little bit removed from
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the actual decision-making, as was she, but it seemed pretty clear to me that even in
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a relatively affluent area like we're in, I mean, we're no like, you know, Greenwich
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County, Connecticut or anything like that, but we're not, you know, broke around these
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And even here, it's all about cost.
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just a hundred percent about cost. And so yeah, I think you're right, John, that maybe the apples play
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is, "Hey, if you happen to live in a really rich area, or if you go to like a very well-to-do private
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school or something like that, then yeah, we have all sorts of sweet answers for you. We have a sweet
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solution for you." But I don't know of any like quote-unquote "regular school system" that is going
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to look at anything more than initial purchase price. Maybe, maybe total cost of ownership.
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Maybe. But generally speaking it's going to be purchase price. And the other thing I've
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gleaned from Bradley Chambers and Fraser Spears and a few others is that apparently the management
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stuff that Google has is way better than what Apple has. It's not even in the ballpark.
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Now to be fair you can supplement what Apple does with like Jamf or other other third-party tools,
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But it's just it seems to be a lot more work and a lot more money to use the Apple suite
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Is that worth it? Maybe they certainly painted from what I've gleaned from not having watched the event
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He certainly painted a pretty compelling pictures to all the things you can do with iPads in the classroom and so on and so forth
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But I I just don't see how that's a realistic play
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For almost any general school system in the world and if you're gonna spend three hundred thirty dollars on
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You know, per kid on an iPad.
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I don't, I gotta imagine an aggregate
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that adds up to a not insignificant amount of money.
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And the first place I would put that is teacher salaries,
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because at least in America,
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salaries are just hilariously just devastatingly small.
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And it's absurd how little teachers get paid here.
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- I guess the other point that is less and less mentioned,
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I feel like, in the modern Apple era,
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which is general skepticism about whether
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the addition of technology actually improves education.
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To your point, Casey, about maybe you actually paid teachers more, that would improve education
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more than buying all the kids a laptop.
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Like, there is a technology angle that Apple can speak to, which is they have a very important,
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profitable platform that if things keep going well will be a viable place for children to
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make their living.
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And so teaching coding skills, and just more broadly, teaching coding skills, which is
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the thing that Apple's familiar with because they have a developer, you know, they have
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developers, they have developer relations, they have developer tools, they are well equipped
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to make an education-focused version of teaching people how—computer skills, which I think
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is a viable thing to learn in school, right? And Apple has expertise there, so welcome
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Apple to the education. You're teaching about something you know. But beyond that, I feel
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like when I was a kid, there was much more skepticism about whether having kids make
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a multimedia presentation about gravity, like in that they have this cute video of kids,
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you know, doing this project and making slow-mo videos on all their iOS devices and cutting
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it together and making animations and doing all that.
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Looks fun, seems expensive, and especially like these, you know, incredibly high production
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values that these, for the things they do in these little promotional videos.
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But does that actually improve education?
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Like there's enrichment and there is getting kids engaged with technology and there is
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having the advantage to do something a little bit different every once in a while.
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But I think the vision presented by Apple of that like all kids are doing creative multimedia
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digital things all the time is not representative of like the broader effort to educate.
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Like those are the most fun parts and you can make learning fun with the addition of
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technology but you can make learning fun with the addition of you know just sitting in a
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circle and talking to each other and you know or just going on a field trip.
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Like there is—it just seems to me that Apple seems uninterested in what will actually make
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education better and more interested in how can we make education better with our products.
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And I'm not entirely sure their products make education better in a way that is worth
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the money spent on.
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Not all those people's like, oh,
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schools shouldn't have computers or anything like that.
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It just seems to me that like,
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that learning is not linked to the technology involved.
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That you can learn all the same things
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in exciting, engaging ways
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without having computers involved at all.
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Unless of course you're learning about computers,
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which again, that's the angle that Apple has expertise on.
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And they're wise to lean on it,
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like learning to code and the Swift playground
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and all that stuff.
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learning about computers. Computers may help you. Typewriters may help you. Slates may
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help you. Pencils and lined paper may help you. But in the end, the learning part, it
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seems much more—there are so many other much bigger factors, starting with just like
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temperature control and safety all the way up to class size and teachers that are not
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stressed out and are not underpaid and overworked and just curriculum that suits the students,
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learning strategies, special help for the kids who need it. There's so many more things
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that are more important to me than whether my kids have the latest iPad or Android devices
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or whatever. And I'm not saying that it's Apple's job to solve education. The problem
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is just that I didn't even see a faint in that direction, a nod or an understanding
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to the fact that the most important thing in the classroom has nothing to do with the
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just there because they're there to sell you the technology and that's what I found.
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That and my concern about the fact that their strategy doesn't seem to be changing made
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me think that Apple is on the wrong track with its education strategy and that if they
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continue to pursue it, they're not going to turn around their market share slide.
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And also, like again, having two kids in school, it didn't make me think, "Boy, I wish my
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kids had access to iPads and Apple laptops."
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It just didn't, you know, like I don't have any desire for that at all for my kids.
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I want my kids to, you know, learn and enjoy school and learn the, you know, the things
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that they're supposed to learn, the social skills, like to have a good school experience.
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I have no desires whatsoever about the technology they're using.
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I don't care if they use any technology unless they're interested in technology or unless
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they're taking a course in technology.
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And even then, I don't care if they teach the kids Pascal, teach them C++, teach them
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I don't care if they're learning Swift or iOS program or anything like that.
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So I don't know.
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Maybe I'm overly grumpy about this.
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-No, I mean, I think you bring up a lot of really good points because, you know, I think
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maybe one of the reasons this event kind of rubbed me the wrong way is similar to what
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you were just saying about how it seems like Apple more just wants to like yell at us about
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why they don't have to change much of anything, why their existing stuff can just be shoved
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right in there and be a perfect fit.
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And I think that over time, the compellingness
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or the fit of what they're trying to put
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into this category versus what these customers
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actually need and want is diverging.
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It's not getting closer over time,
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it's getting worse over time.
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Like, the way I see it from both reading
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and listening to school workers who are also writers
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in tech or podcasters, also from friends and family I know
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who work in education, some of them teachers,
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some of them administrators.
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It seems like what schools ultimately want
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is inexpensive, durable laptops,
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and enterprise-style management tools and services
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to back them, to make it easier to manage.
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Apple seems to me like they're losing this
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on three pretty major fronts.
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Price is obviously a big one.
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They are losing on price, not by as much as some people think if you look at iPads as
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being the solution, if you look at laptops as being the solution, that they lose big.
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They also seem to be losing with, you know, just kind of, this is kind of the wrong product,
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And we have this argument a lot in our regular tech beat of is the iPad a good enough computer
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for various people for various things.
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And ultimately, I think while you could make some really nice marketing videos about how
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how cool it would be if kids used iPads
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to rediscover things like music and robots and stuff.
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That's not what most kids need most of the time
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in most classes.
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What they mostly need is laptops.
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And so what Apple is trying to sell the schools on is,
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no, look, yes, our laptops are way too expensive
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for what you're looking for,
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so instead, although they still sell a lot of them anyway,
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but instead, you should be looking at the iPad.
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That's why we don't need to make our laptops any cheaper,
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'cause the future is the iPad.
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and you can just bolt on all of these clunky,
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expensive accessories that raise the price even further
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because you're not gonna use that iPad at $329 or $299.
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You're gonna have to add a case of some kind to protect it
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because it's way too fragile to just give to kids naked.
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You can't even give to adults naked.
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So you gotta get some kind of case.
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It's probably gonna want some kind of keyboard
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for a lot of things it needs
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or for standardized test requirements or things like that.
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So that's why they have this Logitech case
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that has this special keyboard and everything.
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And so you have to add on all these accessories.
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Now they want you to buy a pencil or the Logitech Crayon,
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which is interesting, they want you to add on
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even more stuff to it to make it into what you want.
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All that drives up the price and the complexity
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and the clunkiness of the solution.
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So it's very possible, and I think likely,
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that they're actually selling schools the wrong product.
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What schools actually want is inexpensive, durable laptops.
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And then the third problem, which I don't see them
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probably ever fixing, is that if you talk to an administrator
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to an administrator or a teacher who runs the Google G Suite stuff or to an IT manager
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who runs the fleets of these things, the G Suite management tools are really good. It
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is an entire enterprise management platform and all these web services with Google Docs
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and all this stuff that's really good. Apple, I don't think, is ever going to do well in
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in that kind of environment.
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That's not in their DNA to make enterprise
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fleet management things very, very well,
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or to make cloud document platforms very well.
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They try, but not very hard,
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and it's never very competitive.
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And when you compare, like, I wanted to,
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I laughed so hard, they made a quick little remark
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about how when the iPad, how it supports multiple users
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only in a school environment, and the presenter said,
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you can change users in under a minute.
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- I was like, imagine if it took a minute
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to switch users on a PC or a Mac?
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- It wasn't even change users,
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it was you could log out and be ready
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for someone else to log in.
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Like they were just, they were touting the log out time.
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I think the log in time could potentially be worse,
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'cause it does, what it does under the cover
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is it's not like, it's not like they're using
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the multi-user features of the underlying operating system,
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it's just like a single user iPad
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that they swap in and out by shuffling stuff around.
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It's not like multiple accounts on the Mac.
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- They're like tearing down the entire user space,
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tearing down all of Springboard,
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swapping in various like directories and files
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and then bringing the whole thing back up.
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It's basically, it's even more complex than a reboot,
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what they're doing.
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'Cause these devices are not made for this at all.
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Like, you know, if you want that kind of thing,
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you need networked PCs and Macs.
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Like, iPads are so not made for multi-user
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and they're not willing to change iOS
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in major ways to fix that.
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They're only willing to do like,
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this kind of like minor lip service stuff.
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So if you look at Apple Education, their history,
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they were always kind of like the fancy, expensive ones
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that you'd have a few of in the schools.
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I think very, I was in school long before
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any kind of one-to-one program,
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so maybe that's different now.
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But Apple did well when it was Macs only,
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when they weren't trying to split
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their consumer computing ideal
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into these two very different platforms of Mac and iPad.
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so when there's just one platform for them to focus on,
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and in a world where that platform
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could basically be an island.
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It was like, here is a really nice desktop
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that you can use to edit videos
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and do desktop publishing on.
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They were really good at that.
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But today, you have large fleets of these
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always-networked, strongly web services-based
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application platforms and enterprise management tools.
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And Apple just doesn't do that nearly as well
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or nearly as competitively as Google and Microsoft
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and other PC vendors that have tools for schools and stuff.
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I don't see that really ever changing.
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Apple is not that good at web services,
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they're not that good at enterprise management tools.
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In all the other areas of their business,
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they're actually pulling away from that.
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And I also even question, back in the olden days,
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there was always that thing,
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no one gets fired for buying IBM.
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If you're an IT administrator at a school,
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and you are tasked with making this kind of decision
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of do you invest heavily in the Apple platform
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or in G Suite, would you trust knowing today's Apple,
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knowing how they do services,
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how they maintain applications over time,
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would you trust building your school out
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on like class kit and the classroom or school work,
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whatever it's called, like all that stuff,
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would you trust that to actually be not only bug free
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when it ships not today,
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when it ships sometime in the future,
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would you trust that to be stable enough?
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And more importantly, would you trust that to be maintained
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and supported over a reasonable amount of time?
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I think that's a huge risk for an IT administrator to take.
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I think that's way too high of a risk.
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Knowing the way Apple does things these days
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and knowing how seemingly stable and already well-developed
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and well-established the competing platforms are
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in these regards, I don't see this being
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a really good decision for an IT administrator
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pretty much anywhere.
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- That gets me back to my earlier point.
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Like this is enterprise software for schools.
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Like enterprise software, and my old definition
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is like software where the person you have to sell it to
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is not the person who has to use it.
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And there's two angles in that.
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The one we already talked about,
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which is like management of large devices in a world where you can actually conceive
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of one-to-one programs where every student gets one device. Like that was not even a
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twinkle in anyone's eye when I was in school. It was like you had a computer lab with like
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six computers in it for the whole school. And they're all Apple IIs, by the way, not
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Macs. But that enterprise management thing, like some of the people who watch this event
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I could see on Twitter were from that camp saying, "Okay, Apple, I have a problem. My
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problem is I have lots of students, I have lots of devices, and dealing with them is
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You've got to keep track of them all.
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You've got to keep them all up to date.
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You've got to manage them all.
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Tell me, Appa, how you're going to make my job as an enterprise school administrator
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That is enterprise software in both the good and bad senses, and I tend to look at the
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The bad sense is, say Apple or Google or anybody makes these school administrators' lives easier
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and gives them an easy way to manage large fleets of devices.
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I as a parent and as a general citizen interested in the education of the country thinks, "Okay,
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But does every student having devices make their education better?
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I don't care how easy it is for you, school administrator, to manage the devices.
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I understand that's how they sell it to you.
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I understand that's why you're choosing, because you want something that can do all the things
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you want it to hook into your back-end system that keeps track of all your students.
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But I'm not that interested in how easy it is for you to do your job.
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The whole point of the school is education.
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Is it better for the kids for everyone to have these devices?
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Does the device that the kids get, is there a difference to them or is there no difference?
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Like, do the kids care if they have a Chromebook or the Apple stuff?
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Does it make a difference to their education?
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Like, at all?
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Do they, you know, so that's my question.
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And the second thing is that I worry about is like, the other constituency that is not
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the students that Apple appeals to, just in general, but in education is, regardless of
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of how hard it is to manage the devices, right? I feel like there is still, and maybe this
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has actually increased in the recent decade, some cachet for a school to say, "All our
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kids have iPads or have MacBook Airs," going back a little bit in time, or have Apple devices
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that if someone was touring a school, thinking of buying a house in the neighborhood and
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this is the neighborhood school your kid would go to, or if it's a private school or whatever,
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and you have Apple hardware everywhere,
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that makes the school seem better,
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because Apple, thanks to its marketing
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and the general high quality of its products
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in the consumer realm, is seen as a premium brand
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and as like, it's fancy, right?
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And so the parents go, "Ooh, all the kids here have iPads."
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Again, do the parents actually think,
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if they sat down and think about,
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"Well, are iPads going to make
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my child's school experience better
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than having one more teacher
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and making the class sizes smaller?
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Are iPads gonna make my kids' educational experience better
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than if they had Chromebooks?
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They're not even thinking that.
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They're just thinking, all the kids in this school,
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every school has an iBook, right?
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That's why people are making that stampede
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for the $50 iBooks, because Apple, you know,
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makes fancy, nice devices
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that most people usually can't afford.
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And if you can suddenly get them for 50 bucks,
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it's like, there's a rush on that
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because there is a perceived value,
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a perceived coolness, cache, marketing value, whatever,
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like, status for Apple devices.
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So if you can get them cheap, all of a sudden,
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people wanna get them, 'cause they want a piece of that.
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And that bothers me in education too,
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because I don't wanna pick schools
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based on how fancy the hardware is.
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It's like picking schools based on like,
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you know, mahogany railings on the stairs.
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I mean, there is something to be said for schools
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that look fancy and feel nice and everything,
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but as far as education goes, like,
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do the kids care that the railings are mahogany?
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Like, beyond a minimum level of school upkeep
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and temperature control and safety and not pumping carbon monoxide into the building
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because the furnace is old.
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Obviously they can get bad, but once you get into the competent realm, I'm much less interested
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in that stuff than I am about all the other much more important aspects of the school.
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Even if Apple was massive...
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Take Google.
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Google seems to be very successful at appealing to people who are enterprise administrators,
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but I continue to wonder.
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In a school where the enterprise administrator is kind of like in a workplace where the enterprise
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administrators, their job is awesome and they love their vendor. Do their end users love
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the product? Do the teachers love the product? Do the students love the product? Does it
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actually make their education better? I don't know. I have a real crisis of faith about
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technology and education, I guess. So it feels to me, having not actually watched this particular
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event, but based on all of the recaps that I've read, it feels to me like this was,
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and I forget which one of you said I think it was Marco, this was a pep rally for Apple,
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but it was Apple trying to say, "Hey, you should consider us despite us." In other words,
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you know, there's so many things that we don't do the way you want us to do it,
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but you know what? There's some other stuff that's really cool. And I guess there's a couple of ways
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to look at that, right? Like you could look at that as Apple is obnoxious and follow themselves
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and oh, of course, we all we're so fancy and look at us and our fancy iPads and our AR and blah,
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but I don't really take it that way at all. I took it as, Hey, look, we aspire, we genuinely aspire
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to make a, a, a engaging, interesting, enlightening and, and diverse in terms of experienced
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educational like
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Not event, but you know we want education to be interesting basically and and here's a way that we are several ways that we are
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enabling that in making education interesting and
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making the education part a
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Frictionless now the penalty is that the poor school administrator is going to pay for that tenfold
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But for the teacher and the student if you believe what apples if you buy what Apple selling literally and figuratively then it's
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reasonably frictionless, right
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So you should consider this because we are like the aspirational version of education that all of us really want aren't we?
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you should really look at us despite the fact that we're way too expensive and way too difficult to work with and
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That's how I took the event again not having seen it. I took it as look we're here, you know knock knock knock
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"Knock, we're here and we do cool stuff
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"and if you really wanna get your kids engaged,
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"maybe try us 'cause no kid today wants a laptop anymore.
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"I mean, maybe that's what they need."
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I mean, I know you said that earlier, Mark,
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although I challenge, I'm not entirely sure why.
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I mean, my gut says, "Yeah, of course they need laptops,"
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but then I ask myself, "Well, why?"
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And other than a keyboard, I don't have a good answer.
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And I'm not here to have that argument
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at this particular moment.
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It doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things,
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but certainly-- - Everyone says iPads
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like everyone's gonna be doing tablets in the future and because my kid loves tablets
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and doesn't know what a laptop is and it's like, "Okay, wait till your kid is a little
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bit older." And then like, you know, how many kids get to the end of high school without
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having or wanting a laptop?
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Yeah, yeah. And I agree with you. But all I'm saying is there's the obnoxious Apple
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hubris way of looking at this, which is we are so much better than everyone else because
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look at how cool we are. And then there's the more humble, "Hey man, we're cool too,
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Like, check us out. We're worth at least considering. And that's how I took the event.
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But in the end of the day, it all comes--well, not all, but generally speaking, and this is what
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Saplinsky and I were kind of going back and forth about,
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in general, it all comes down to money, and it's just too damn expensive.
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- Now, we haven't really talked about
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the actual product announcement that happened
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during this event.
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- Product. - So we should,
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yeah, the product. (laughing)
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Which, I mean, to be fair, I don't think anyone
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should have really expected more than this.
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I think we were all, myself included,
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aspirationally hoping for more than just a new iPad,
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but realistically, this is what the tea leaves were showing.
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So Marco, tell us about this new iPad.
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- So it is updated guts for the actually interesting one
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that they released last year without an event at all.
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So last spring, about a year ago,
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they released the inexpensive 9.7-inch iPad for $329,
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built with old parts, basically, to make it cheaper.
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And it's kinda like the way the iPhone SE
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is kinda like built with old parts on the iPhone end
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to make that cheaper, it's basically the iPad SE.
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They basically kinda remade the iPad Air 1
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with modern guts, so it doesn't have some of the niceties.
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And then, so this, the news now is that they have now
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updated that model, and by the way, I think that model
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is almost single-handedly responsible
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for the turnaround in iPad sales.
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I think the numbers show from the analysts and stuff
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that iPad sales went up starting with this model
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because it turns out when you drop the price
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of the entry level model to a lineup,
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a lot more people wanna buy it.
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so they could learn a lot from the laptop line.
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- Whoever's point it was before, kids do love iPads.
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- Like very young kids all the way up.
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So there was always an appetite, a desire for iPads,
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but you're not gonna buy a $600 iPad for a toddler,
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so you buy a $300 one,
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starts to get into the realm of possibility.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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So anyway, so they introduced this lower price point
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for the entry level iPad last year,
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and it sold very well,
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and then now they've updated it with newer components.
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It is now roughly the guts of an iPhone 7
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in most important ways.
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Just in like an iPad size case with an iPad size screen.
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It is not the nicest screen.
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It's basically like an iPad Air 1 kind of screen,
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so it doesn't have the close lamination
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of the screen to the glass.
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There's like a small visible gap.
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Although, I mean, it's not that big.
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- Oh, on that topic, I would love to know
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if someone knows that that increases repairability,
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'cause that's all I could think of.
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It's like, why don't they use laminate screen?
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Maybe it's because if students drop it,
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they can replace the top glass
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without replacing the screen,
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or maybe I'm wrong about that.
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So if someone at the Genius Bar let us know.
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- That's an interesting thought.
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I mean, I figured it was just for cost,
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and for segmentation, 'cause see,
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I think one of the issues I have with this,
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so anyway, if you go down the specs,
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there's not a lot of differences
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between this and the 10.5 inch iPad Pro.
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There are some, and they might be big for you,
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But it's actually not hugely different.
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And it's half the price of the iPad Pro.
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So there are some differences,
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and again, they may matter to you.
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As our friend Federico Fattucci pointed out,
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the new cheap iPad does not have the promotion,
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120 hertz refresh rate,
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does not have the P3 wide color, True Tone,
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a smart connector for the keyboard,
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and then the camera is not as good.
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It does not have image stabilization,
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not shoot 4K video and it only has first generation touch ID.
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It does now support the Apple Pencil, which is interesting.
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I don't know how much that's going to matter in practice, at least not for schools.
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I can't imagine…
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>> It's a good question.
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Apple pushing that so hard, by the way, like the pencil support.
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Every one of the slides, the whole visual theme of the show was things drawn with the
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Apple Pencil.
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Every slide, every, like, it was very consistent, beautiful drawings, as always with Apple,
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beautiful presentation.
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They were leaning heavily on the Pencil.
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But the Pencil, of course, is a hundred extra dollars.
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That's big, you know, that's why people talk about the iPads.
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You have the iPad, then you got 50 to $100 for a case, $100 for the Pencil, and the crayon
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was half the price, but it doesn't do pressure,
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it just does tilt and touch.
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- The Logitech Crayon is interesting.
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It's like, if they would sell that separately
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and if it would work with regular iPads, it doesn't.
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So it only works with this one.
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It doesn't work with the iPad Pros.
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And it is only sold through the education channel.
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So like you can't just go on Apple.com and order one.
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Which is unfortunate because it's like Logitech's device
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that is really an Apple Pencil inside,
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that has the same benefits as the Apple Pencil,
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except for it does not have pressure sensitivity.
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But I know a lot of people who would buy that,
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and it's like a little bit more ergonomic,
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it has a button, like it's actually kind of better
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in some ways, I mean, you know,
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it doesn't look as nice and everything,
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but honestly, I would probably have bought one of those
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if it worked on the iPad Pro.
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- But people can't use it for art
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without the pressure sensitivity though.
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Like I continue to think that the Apple Pencil,
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I mean, the Apple Pencil is great and all,
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but I think it's just too expensive.
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Like maybe for the Pro models, it's like who cares,
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but I really wish there was a pencil for less than $100.
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- Yeah, and it really does have a few
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pretty annoying design flaws.
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Mike made the case on connected this past week
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that we all made fun of it how you can charge it
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by sticking it up the butt of the iPad
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and it looks really funny,
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but he made the case that that's actually a good thing
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in practice, and that's fine.
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I think the Apple Pencil has lots of design problems.
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It has the issue of there's nothing to grip on it,
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It is a little bit too big and a little bit too heavy.
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The battery life is not good enough
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and because there is no power switch,
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the battery is constantly draining itself
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if you're carrying it in a bag and it's in motion
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or using the iPad without using the pencil.
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And of course there's nowhere to put it on the iPad
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or around the iPad.
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There's lots of problems that the pencil has.
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The Logitech Crayon solves some of those
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and it's kind of a shame that you have to rely on,
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that Apple doesn't stoop down to the level
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making something ergonomic with a button on it,
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even though that would actually make it a better product
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in some ways, but anyway.
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Going back to this iPad, this iPad's a really good deal.
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Like, you're getting a lot for this,
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and if anything, I think it really highlights
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how incredibly expensive the iPad Pro is
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for what you're getting there.
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Like, to get a decently equipped one of these,
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which we'll get to in a little while,
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you know, you're looking at 400 bucks,
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you know, once you throw in some accessories, maybe more,
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with the iPad Pro, you're looking at about 800.
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And it's really, you're getting, for double the price,
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you're getting a nicer and slightly larger screen,
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the smart connector, which gives you the opportunity
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to spend another $200 on the keyboard,
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and a little bit better camera,
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which a lot of people don't use
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or don't care about on the iPad.
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So it's like, the difference that you're getting is,
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and it's not, I don't think it's a twice the price difference
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to go from this to the iPad Pro.
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And again, this is only gonna be for a few months
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because presumably in June, they're probably going
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to update the iPad Pro to make it even better.
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But I do think this kind of illustrates
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quite how expensive the iPad Pro is
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compared to how expensive it needs to be.
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'Cause this shows what they can do at 329.
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- This iPad feels a little bit chintzy to me, though.
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I understand it's gotta be a cut-down model.
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It makes sense to have it in the product line.
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think they should have a cheap iPad, setting aside education, just for regular people,
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But some of the cheaping out, like I've complained about this before, I really wish Apple would
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make less expensive products that were not merely old parts or old, like a purpose-built
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product to hit a much lower price point.
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In this case, the one that really burns me is Touch ID, it doesn't have second-gen Touch
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ID because that just feels like you're being it's like come on like I
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understand I understand I don't need p3 color gamut I don't need promotion like
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true tone yeah maybe smart connector okay maybe that's like a feature that
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schools don't want or whatever camera sure by all means cheap out but the
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touch ID you unlock it like it just it just it's like everything like we can't
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have we can't have any nice things it's like it is if Apple was selling cheaper
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imagine Apple sold lots of Macs if they were selling cheaper Macs with USB 2 in
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them still, right? And it would be like, "Come on, at a certain point USB 2.0, isn't it more
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expensive for you than USB 3.0?" Like, just, I know it's not quite the same thing, but
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The USB-C cable that comes with all the MacBook Pros is a USB 2.0 cable.
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Yeah, I just feel like you have to make the product not feel like you're getting second
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class in everything. I feel like -- and this is a thing that Steve Jobs used to do, and
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my impression from the outside is that basically through sheer force of will, because it's
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it's what he wanted, is periodically it would update the whole line and it would expunge
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some lesser thing from the entire line top to bottom. Even the cheapest one wouldn't
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have things that Steve Jobs no longer likes. He'd love to refresh the whole line and say
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"It's all gone." In the Tim Cook era, refreshing the whole line pretty much never happens.
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You get new things at the top, but the middle and bottom is just like, it's like hand-me-downs
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and secondhand stuff and just hanging out down there with yesterday's technology. You
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We never get the clean sweep that you go through that says, "We have a whole new line of products
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from super low price to super high price, and all of them," we talked about this before,
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"look like a family and are brought up to some minimum standard."
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So that second-gen Touch ID should be everywhere by now.
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You should not have first-gen Touch ID.
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It should be a relic of the past, but it's like, "Can we save an extra $1.50?"
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Yes, we can keep shipping the old one.
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No, don't keep shipping the old one.
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the lowest end Apple product, I feel like has to be brought along with all the other
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tech at some minimum level. I don't know. The product annoys me a little bit. I do agree
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that it's great that it's there. It's much better than not having it at all, but I'm
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not going to like it.
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Tim Cook has no minimum standard. That's like if you look at, you know, you said like raise
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everything to a minimum standard. He has no minimum. He will sell the oldest, lowest end
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parts forever as long as there's still money to be made there.
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I think if Apple was truly a premium company, if they really wanted that quality, and honestly,
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and I don't say this often, if Steve was still there, I do not think they would be selling
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anything today with a spinning disk or a non-retina screen.
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- Yeah, as a product guy, as Steve so much was, and I attribute it to him because he
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just had the last say in so many things. Once you have the new thing, you don't want anyone
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to have the old thing anymore. Obviously price is a factor and you can't just make everyone
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retina overnight, but once you see a retina screen, God, can you look at a non-retina
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screen anymore? And as soon as that's feasible price-wise, you want to put that in everything.
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Same thing with second-gen Touch ID. First-gen Touch ID, yeah, it's our first cut at it,
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but once we get the second-gen one and the price comes down, once it gets close enough,
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it's time to refresh the whole line and forget about first-gen Touch ID. You're never going
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to see that in an Apple product again, everything is second gen. Just because you feel like
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you want everyone to have your new thing. And yet, Tim does not seem to have that instinct.
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He feels no kind of, I'm not going to say embarrassment, it's not shame or embarrassment,
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it's too much. It's more like just when you make a new thing, you want everyone to see
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the best thing that you have to offer. And again, obviously price comes into it. Everyone
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can't get a P3 screen, everyone can't get ProMotion, right? But there's the trickle-down
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And a product person would be like, "Boy, I can't wait until it's financially feasible
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for me to offer P3 displays on all our products.
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When is that going to happen?
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Give me a timeline.
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Five years from now or whatever, let's go for that because that will be a milestone.
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Like we will have raised the bar on all of our products."
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And Tim Cook is like, "I don't care if that ever happens.
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Keep shipping the TN display on the MacBook Air with giant pixels and terrible color reproduction
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as long as people buy it."
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And that's not…
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I don't like that.
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This is a good time to bring up another point that we had in the notes here, which is that
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Apple's still selling the iPad Mini 4 for $70 more
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than this new iPad.
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It has an A8. (laughs)
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- As opposed to an A10.
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- And yep, still selling it.
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No end in sight and also no replacement in sight
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for that product, even though I think people would buy it.
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- It's got an A8, no Apple Pencil support,
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and a smaller display and it's $70 more.
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This is another, this is an article from The Verge,
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by the way, and this is another example
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of Apple's product lines not being coherent.
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Lay out all the iPads before me and explain to me
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what the progression is through your line,
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or what the use cases are.
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And then you get to the iPad mini before you,
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be like, "Mm, this is like for people
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who want something smaller,
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but want it to be two generations
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behind our least expensive one and have no pencil support,
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and I don't know."
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Like, I mean, maybe they were in an in-between period,
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but we used to say that in the beginning,
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like, "Oh, this line is in a transition," right?
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But now I feel like we have enough time to say,
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all the lines are constantly in transition. They never get to their destination. They
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never get to the point where there is a line that makes sense and that has good products
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at all price points. It's always just this long tail of the residue of yesteryear falling
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off the product line, or not falling off as the case may be.
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Let's start with Chris O'Riebo, who asks, "Which Apple product, when purchased from
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Apple, including refurbished and clearance, provides the most value or functionality per
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biggest bang for your buck? I don't have a good answer for this. I do. I do. Okay, good. Well,
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we will get to you momentarily. My first, which is not good, is whatever the best iPhone is you can
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buy. Because given all of the things that you can do with your phone and how amazing your phone
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will be, get the best one you can. It'll be great bang for your buck. My second answer, which is
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probably the better of the two is AirPods. They are expensive, but they provide—assuming
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they fit in your ears—they provide me endless amounts of joy. I cannot speak highly enough
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of the AirPods. So let's go to John, who will hopefully have a very quick answer, and
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then Marco, you can take us home.
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The AirPods is a good one, but I still feel like the OnePlus 1SX is too much. My answer
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is the iPhone 8. I think the most expensive iPhone is too much. Like the iPhone 10, it's
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It's not worth the price premium, but the iPhone 8 is a fantastic phone.
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If the iPhone X didn't exist, the iPhone 8 would be a worthy top-end phone.
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And because the iPhone X does exist, it can be less expensive.
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And yeah, the iPhone 8 is still expensive, but it's a really great phone.
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And I feel like it gets overlooked.
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And the iPhone is Apple's best product.
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They put their best stuff into it.
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It has the highest success rate.
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So I feel like that's the most bang for the buck, even though it is a hell of a lot of
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the box is also a hell of a lot of bang.
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- That's a really good pick, I will give you that.
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Alright, so I kind of have multiple picks,
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it depends on what category you're looking at.
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I thought about stuff like AirPods,
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but I wanted to just focus on computers, phones, and iPads.
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So I'm not gonna say, well you know this one
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lightning cable is the best bang for the buck
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in the whole store.
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- None of Apple's cables are the best bang for your buck.
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- I know, actually I thought about that and looked,
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I'm like no, there's nothing in these categories anyway.
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And I also, I wanted to enforce some minimum standards
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of making things usable.
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And so iOS devices, I decided needed to have
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at least 64 gigs of storage.
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And for anything I picked that was an iPad,
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it had to include a smart cover.
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So that's 40 bucks to the iPad prices.
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For the Mac, I thought at least a 256 gig SSD
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or a one terabyte Fusion drive.
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And if it's a USB-C model that I was considering,
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I added a $100 allowance for adapters and hubs.
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Because I truly, and I don't mean to go off
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on the laptops again.
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- There we go.
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- I truly don't believe that the modern USB-C only laptops
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are useful without having, you know,
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50 to $100 worth of adapters and hubs for them.
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In the same way that an iPad is not useful
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without some kind of cover or case.
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Anyway, so, in the iPhone category,
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which I think is my overall category probably,
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because iPhones are just so damn useful
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so damn good.
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I actually picked the iPhone 7 128 Jet Black.
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This goes for 650 new or 590 currently refurbished
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from Apple.com.
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You know, it looks like the iPhone SE 128, that's 450.
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That's only new, there's no refurbished for that.
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So 450 for the iPhone SE or 590 for an iPhone 7 refurb.
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That is such a good phone.
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I like it better than the 8 because one of the,
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you know, the great advantage of the Jet Black
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is you don't really need a case
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'cause there's so much grip on it
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and I think it looks better, honestly.
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than the 8 does and it's still a really solid modern internal phone that's literally the
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CPU that just put in this new iPad we were just talking about. So the iPhone 7 128 JetBlack
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new or refurb I think is the best buy right now in the iPhone lineup and possibly the
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entire Apple lineup. I will also say in the iPad lineup that new iPad, the new 9.7 iPad
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128 gigs with Smart Cover is 470. That's a really good deal. You can also get last year's
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version of it with Smart Cover refurbished for $350.
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That's an excellent deal.
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And you can get the cellular version of last year's model
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of that 9.7 in 128 for $450 refurbished.
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That's, a cellular iPad, I really enjoy a cellular iPad
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because if you're talking about like what's gonna be,
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how can I make this thing the most useful to me,
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adding cellular really helps a lot.
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This is one of the reasons why I wish they'd added
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it to the laptops because it really makes this like
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a truly portable work device.
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It's just like a giant phone then,
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and it's really very nice to have that sometimes.
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In the laptop category, if you are limiting yourself
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to the only modern 2016 forward MacBooks,
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the 13-inch MacBook Escape with 256 giga SSD
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is 1600 new or 1370 refurb,
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both of those include that $100 allowance
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If you don't need retina, the 13 inch MacBook Air
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is still sold.
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256 gives you 1200 new or 980 refurb.
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- I can't pay 900 dollars for anything with that screen
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- I know, and that's why I had this as like a huge caveat.
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If you don't need or care about retina,
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that's a really great buy.
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- It's not the retina, it's the viewing angles
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and color reproduction.
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I just think it's a bad screen.
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- Well, I think if you don't care about retina,
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you're probably not gonna care about that either.
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either. Oh, and for desktop, you know, 4K iMac I think, 8, 1 terabyte Fusion, 4K iMac
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is 1400 new, 1270 refurb, that's the way to go on that. However, I think the best Mac
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value is, to nobody's surprise, the 2015, 15 inch MacBook Pro base model.
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- Oh, here we go.
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- It's 2000 new or it's 1700 refurb. For 1700 refurb, you get a hell of a computer. You
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You get 16 gigs of RAM, which none of the other ones
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offer at these prices, 256 of course, quad core processor,
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and then you have all the ports you need,
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you have a keyboard and trackpad
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that are non-controversial and reliable,
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you don't need any dongles or anything.
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That is still, I think, the best overall value
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in the Mac lineup.
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So, overall, iPhone 7, Jet Black,
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and the 2015 15-inch base model.
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- I've got that iPhone, and I think the 8 is a better deal.
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Maybe it's because I just checked my battery health and it's at 87% and I felt worse about
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Alright, cool.
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Anson Jablinski writes, "Hey, what did Marco play in marching band, or what musical experience
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does each of the hosts have, if any?"
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So Marco, what did you play in marching band?
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I was in the percussion section.
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So I started out as a freshman on Crash Symbols, right at the bottom of the totem pole there.
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And then sophomore year I was on snare drum.
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Junior and senior year I was on quads.
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- Fair enough.
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I have never played anything
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with any sort of efficacy whatsoever,
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except I play a mean stereo.
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- I played keyboards as a kid.
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We had like electric keyboards in the house.
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I noodled around in those.
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I did actually take piano lessons
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for some short period of time,
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but I could play songs that I wanted to play,
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like from the radio and stuff on keyboards.
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And in college, I picked up a guitar
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because everybody on my floor in my dorm, my freshman dorm, had guitars, and so it was
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impossible not to pick up a guitar. All of those instruments I'm pretty much terrible
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at. And I could never sight-read music, but I could kind of non-sight-read it briefly
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for certain instruments.
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Moving on, The Italian Stallion, who is apparently not John Siracusa, asks, "Backpack recommendations?
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That would fit a 15-inch MacBook Pro." I know you just said backpack, but if you don't
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to have a backpack. I really love my Tom Bihn Cadet, which I'll put a link in the show notes
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to my review of that. I've also heard but have not tried myself that the Tom Bihn Synapse
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is excellent, and that is a backpack, but that's probably not useful. So does one of
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you have a backpack recommendation that you enjoy?
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- I have, so to me, backpacks are kind of like the way most people think of to-do apps
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and like, you know, task managers.
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I'm always about 80% satisfied with the backpack I have,
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and I'm frequently trying new ones as a result.
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And so I have tried some really nice ones, actually.
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You know, some of these are wonderful.
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I have the Waterfield Designs Stad laptop backpack.
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They make a bunch of good stuff,
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and that's very good, holds a 15 inch just fine.
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I have a really nice Briggs & Riley backpack.
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That was something like 200 bucks,
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and I forget exactly which model it is,
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one of the Active series.
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That's pretty nice too.
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I recently got a Peak Design Everyday backpack,
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and that's also really nice.
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Ultimately, all of these are very good.
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None of them are perfect.
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I have not yet tried Tom Bihn.
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I believe the Synapse 25 would be the one to get.
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I was looking at that.
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I would love to see it sometime.
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I might end up trying it anyway,
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but all of these have pluses and minuses,
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and it depends a lot on what you're doing.
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If you're using it for every day carrying it to work,
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that's a very different type of needs
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from if you're using it to bring it on planes
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and travel with it or to also have
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a weekend worth of clothing and stuff in it.
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These are very different needs.
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The Waterfield one is beautiful, very stylish, trendy,
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The Briggs & Morale one I found has a lot of pluses to it,
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but ultimately I didn't care for the layout
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of the interior space.
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A lot of things are hard to reach, hard to access.
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There's a lot of seemingly wasted space
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with weird padding areas and stuff
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that I don't think need to be there
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or should be arranged differently.
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The Peak Design Everyday Backpack is my current one.
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I've got it recently.
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And it also is very nice with a few flaws.
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It really does not hold very much.
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I got the smaller one of the two
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and I'm kind of thinking maybe the bigger one
01:17:35
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might have been the better bet.
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It's fine in that way, but it holds plenty
01:17:42
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if you want it to be like a laptop bag going to work.
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I would say though for a 15 inch MacBook Pro,
01:17:48
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it just barely fits in the Peak Design.
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Like the laptop pocket is very tight.
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It's squeezing my laptop such that
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I'm getting keyboard imprints on the screen.
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So I don't love that.
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I honestly would not recommend it for daily use
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if only for that.
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Whereas the Waterfield Stad I think is better for that.
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But at these prices, I expect perfection
01:18:12
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to pay $300-ish for a backpack,
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and I haven't found that yet.
01:18:17
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So I'm all ears if anybody has something else they like.
01:18:19
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but ultimately I think that it's the kind of category
01:18:22
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where what's perfect for one person
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is gonna be totally wrong for another person
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and it's all gonna be personal preference
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and you just gotta try it out and see for yourself.
01:18:30
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- Yeah, yeah.
01:18:32
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- So the closest I've got to a backpack that I really like
01:18:35
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is actually it's not sold anymore but there's an equivalent.
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Is this L.L. Bean backpack.
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I don't know what that model of mine is
01:18:41
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but the closest one they have is now called
01:18:43
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the Quad backpack and it's so close.
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I like backpacks, first of all that are cheap,
01:18:47
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this is like 80 bucks,
01:18:49
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that have tons of little pockets everywhere on them.
01:18:51
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So you can put all those dongles that we need
01:18:53
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in this dongle lifestyle that we have now.
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It's got an inside pocket that will fit any,
01:18:58
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fit a 15 inch laptop and it also an iPad inside a case
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inside that same pocket.
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And then it's got tons of other interior space
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and all sorts of little pockets.
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And it's kind of, it's not fashionable.
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It's not made of nice materials.
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It's just kind of like durable,
01:19:11
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kind of like camping type equipment, right?
01:19:13
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It's not, there's no leather anywhere on this thing, right?
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So if you want to look good, forget about it.
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The one thing that annoys me about this backpack that you should be warned about is that it
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has tons of weird straps everywhere.
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Like, "Oh, if you're stuffing it filled with camping stuff, you need the strap that goes
01:19:27
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around your waist and the straps, the two straps on the side that hold the backpack
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And I considered cutting them off, but it's actually kind of hard to cut them off because
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it's pretty durable.
01:19:35
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So, but I have found a way to tuck the straps that I'm not using into some of the pockets
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so they're mostly out of the way.
01:19:41
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It's still an annoyance.
01:19:42
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If it didn't have those straps, I think it would be close to perfect for me because that's
01:19:46
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That's what I want. I want to be cheap, durable, light, and have tons of pockets and zippers
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and not fall apart. So far, this L.L. Bean backpack has fit the bill.
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I will say too, for the Peak Design Everyday Backpack, it really excels at hiding all of
01:20:00
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the extra straps and stuff that can be used in a pinch. Every strap that it has, has some
01:20:05
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kind of pocket that it belongs in when it's not being used. And so it's totally invisible
01:20:11
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and out of the way.
01:20:12
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It is very well designed for expansion of that,
01:20:16
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but yeah, ultimately, I wish it was a little bigger.
01:20:19
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So I might have to try the bigger version of it,
01:20:21
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and I also wish that laptop compartment wasn't so crushing,
01:20:24
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but hopefully this summer I'll move to a 13-inch newer one,
01:20:27
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and that should probably solve that problem for me.
01:20:30
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Do you guys do packing cubes when you travel?
01:20:34
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- No. - Not in the traditional sense.
01:20:36
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I do have that Go pack that I talk about all the time
01:20:38
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is sort of ish like a packing cube that's just basically got all my dongles and things
01:20:44
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of that nature in it.
01:20:45
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But what you're talking about I think is, you know, packing like clothes and other things
01:20:49
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of that nature in packing cubes.
01:20:51
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And this appeals to me from an organizational standpoint.
01:20:55
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I feel like this is something that I would really like, but I've never done it.
01:20:59
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And it doesn't seem like I don't really get why people would do this, even though it sounds
01:21:05
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like it would be something I would like.
01:21:06
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You know what I mean?
01:21:07
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Are you asking because you haven't or because you're trying it now or what brings this up?
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So I recently started. A lot of our friends travel a lot, way more than I do, and I kept hearing from people like,
01:21:19
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"Oh, you got to try packing cubes," or just generally like the style of traveling or packing where you have like sub bags in your bags.
01:21:27
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You know, all packing cubes are are just like, you know, rectangular solid sub bags that you put in your bags.
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That's basically it. And so,
01:21:37
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I was usually of the style of using the bag's pockets
01:21:41
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as dividers and compartments,
01:21:46
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but the packing cube and sub-bag lifestyle
01:21:49
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seems to want to have just like large, open compartments
01:21:54
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in the bags, and then you have your own sub-bag things
01:21:57
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that you put in there that are separate from that
01:22:01
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to be your separation organization.
01:22:03
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And so I recently tried, I wanted to,
01:22:06
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when I got my cool Peak Design Everyday backpack,
01:22:08
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I decided to also try the packing cube lifestyle
01:22:11
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for a couple of these trips I've taken recently.
01:22:13
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And I gotta say, I see the benefit.
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It's pretty cool.
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Like, Tiff made fun of me relentlessly,
01:22:17
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but then she wanted some as soon as she saw how they worked.
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Because what's nice about them is that
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there's a few benefits.
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Number one, like, it is actually nicer
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to organize things that way in a bag.
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And if you get the compression cubes,
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which have like slightly compressing zippers
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around the perimeter, it actually does help
01:22:35
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you can press your clothes slightly in a controlled way
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that doesn't like, you know,
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excessively wrinkle them or anything.
01:22:40
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But a really nice thing about the packing cubes is that
01:22:42
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if, when you arrive at a hotel,
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you can just take the packing cubes right out of your bag
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and just place them like in the drawers,
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if you use the drawers in a hotel.
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You just put them in the drawers and open them up
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and then you have like, oh, here's my sock rectangle,
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you know, here's my shirt rectangle.
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And it's like, it's actually really nice.
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And so I think I've been converted.
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I wanna do a little more traveling with them.
01:23:04
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I've done two trips so far with them,
01:23:07
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but I think I'm being converted to the sub-bag
01:23:10
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and packing cube lifestyle.
01:23:13
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- So you said you have one for socks and one for shirts?
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What did you end up doing?
01:23:18
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- So I got a variety of sizes.
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If you're looking at the Eagle Creek ones,
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I would say the small and medium sizes are the ones to get.
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The rest of the sizes I have not yet found much of a use for.
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So small, medium, and compression, if possible.
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And they're not cheap.
01:23:34
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They end up being like 25 bucks each, something like that.
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But they do seem pretty well made.
01:23:39
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I have the tech line that has slightly higher tech fabric
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and it's a little bit lighter.
01:23:43
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I haven't quite worked with the whole system yet,
01:23:45
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but I have one of them will basically put
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all my underwear and socks in.
01:23:49
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And this depends on how much you need to bring.
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And I've only, again, used this for two trips so far,
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so take all this with a grain of salt.
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But all underwear and socks will go in one,
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and then all t-shirts will go in another.
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And then if I have extra pants, I'll put those in one.
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And that's about it.
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They have some that you can fold dress shirts into.
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I haven't tried that yet.
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It's just kind of nice and then it makes it easier to pack.
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It makes it more organized in the bag to get stuff
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or if you have to move stuff around in the bag,
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if you have to rearrange stuff.
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It's surprisingly nice.
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I thought they were pointless,
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but now I get it and I'm sold.
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- You know, I've tried a new thought technology
01:24:28
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with regard to packing,
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which is rolling rather than folding.
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- Oh, the rolling people.
01:24:32
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- Oh yeah, you roll the stuff into the packing cubes.
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That helps a lot.
01:24:36
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- I feel like it's probably a placebo,
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but I really feel like I can get considerably more stuff
01:24:43
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into my bag when it's rolled,
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and it's more likely to come out less wrinkled.
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It is still a wrinkled disaster,
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but it is less so than when I fold.
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And so I have been converted to the rolling lifestyle.
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Like I said, that's a new thought technology in my world
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that I have embraced.
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But yeah, the packing cube is still beyond me.
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Jon, why do you scoff at rolling?
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You're not a fan?
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There's a couple of reasons.
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I'm not into rolling and I'm not into the packing things.
01:25:14
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The rolling, well, it's both the same reason, I guess.
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And I feel like all of my items of clothing have a natural size that they want to be folded
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And that size is not rolled, and it probably doesn't match any of the packing things.
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Like I need to fold things at the size that they want it to be folded.
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They speak to me.
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Like how big should I be?
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And if I try to fold my shirts bigger or smaller, maybe it's because I'm a limited folder.
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Maybe I have a limited repertoire of folding skills.
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Like I'm not good at folding laundry.
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I fold things the way I fold them and I let the garment tell me how it wants to be folded.
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And the other thing is with my let the garment speak to me and tell me how to fold, combined
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with my fairly obsessive overpacking, I can pack any of my suitcases easily to the point
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where they exceed the weight limit that airlines have.
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So I don't need any compression thing to help me get more into the bag.
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If anything, I have to intentionally pack less efficiently so I don't go over the weight
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limit and have to pull things out of my bag to get it on the plane.
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Because the weight limits are like, what, 50 pounds, 40, 50 pounds?
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Well, it's not a weight limit so much as there's a fee if you go over it.
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Anyway, I don't want to have that fee and I don't want to go over the limit.
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And sometimes it actually is a limit and they'll make you have another – check another bag
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or something.
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So I am always on the ragged edge of that limit with no packing cubes and no rolling
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and folding my clothes the way they naturally want to be folded.
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So I feel like this is not a problem I have in my life and I'm not looking for ways
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to jam more stuff into my suitcase and I'm definitely not looking for ways to make me
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have to learn how to fold my clothes in a different way than the one and only way I
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know how to fold them.
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Well, it is really nice if – like if you're checking a bag, then yeah, you're right.
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the weight limit is usually a bigger problem.
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But it's really nice if you are kind of on the border
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between needing to check it
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and being able to fit it in a carry-on.
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And I love just traveling with a carry-on if possible.
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- Oh, yeah. - It's so nice
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to just bypass the baggage claim
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and just walk around it, just leave.
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And you're just done.
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You have everything you need with you.
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You can just walk out and you're done.
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Like, that's wonderful.
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So where this stuff helps is not in cramming 75 pounds
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worth of stuff into a very large check bag,
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but in fitting into a carry-on where otherwise
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you might not have fit into a carry-on.
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- Or of your underscore, not even having a carry-on,
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but just having a backpack for an entire week,
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which just still blows my mind, 'cause like I said,
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I'm a massive over-packer and he apparently
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needs no human sustenance of any kind.
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I can just-- (laughing)
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- It is very satisfying to be packed very lightly on a trip
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and to need very little and to use everything you have.
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I actually, I tried, one of the trips I just took
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was this trip where I was helping my family member move.
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And because I was gonna be taking space
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in a very full moving convoy of trucks,
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I didn't wanna have a large bag myself.
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I figured that was wasteful and I wanna leave
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as much space as possible for his stuff.
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- You've got a whole moving truck.
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You're afraid you aren't gonna have room?
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You have a moving truck.
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- Oh, you haven't seen this stuff.
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But it was full.
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And so I brought, for this trip,
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I brought only my Peak Design Everyday Backpack.
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and I shoved everything I needed for three days,
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or four days, whatever it was, into this backpack.
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It was glorious.
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Like, there was no space left over,
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and I had to do some pretty crazy stuff,
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and I only had one pair of pants.
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But it was glorious to have everything fit
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in like one backpack, including my computer,
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these two walkie-talkies, some accessories for driving,
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like I brought like my cell phone suction cup
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piece of garbage, like I brought a whole bunch of like,
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you know, stuff that would be necessary for the trip.
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- Coffee tubes.
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- Yeah, I brought my tubes of instant coffee,
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my tubes of Southern Coffee.
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- So now does all your items of clothing smell like coffee?
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'Cause they're all wedged into this bag
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with the coffee tubes?
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- No, the tubes are sealed.
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- All right, I don't know.
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- No. - You said they were canvas.
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I thought maybe they'd be--
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- No, no, there are plastic tubes
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that come in a pretty canvas bag.
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- Mm, all right.
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- Yeah, and it is very satisfying.
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I would love, like, to travel to WVDC,
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I would love to travel with just like
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one of the smallest roller bag size,
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you know, that the pilots usually have.
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I have one of those, it's glorious.
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I love being able to fit into that.
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The only reason I don't for WWDC is that we bring
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like a whole podcast studio, so I have all this gear.
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But like on trips where I don't have that,
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I love packing the smallest possible.
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- Should I ask Skynyrskur, maybe he can fit
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the podcasting studio in one of his inside jacket pockets.
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- No, I really wanna just emphasize
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what you guys are saying about Underscore's packing, because we for a long time would fly out together.
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I would drive up to Dulles, which is which is reasonably close to his house,
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and we would take the same flight and try to sit next to each other and whatnot. And I would be rolling in with like
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my laptop bag, which is bursting at the seams, and in a carry-on bag, which was bursting at the seams. And
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that pain in my rear end rolls in with like a lightly stuffed backpack.
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It's not even, I shouldn't even say "stop," like a lightly packed backpack. And that is all he has.
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That's his computer. That's his toiletries his luggage everything is in this backpack for a week. It's inhuman
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I've asked him about this every year. I asked about this and every year
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He's just he's kind of shrugs and smirks and basically says I don't need a lot
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It's so it's both delightful and infuriating all at the same time because I'm like John
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I pack way too much and over the years. I have gotten that beaten out of me like over time
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I've gotten better about not packing everything in the world and I still pack way too much
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What you just described is half of what I pack because he were like you have a laptop bag and a roller bag
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I have a full-size suitcase like the biggest the highest weight limit suitcase you can get and then my backpack. I
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Adore my away suitcase and they happen to be sponsoring this episode and they carry on I mean, it's a wonderful wonderful suitcase
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I would say that even if we weren't compensated to say that but it is not you know
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cavernous it's it's it's it's carry-on I mean which makes sense and I can get you
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know like a little last year I got my entire week's worth of luggage my
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toiletry kit my my go pack and a pair of running shoes in there and I was very
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proud of myself because for me that was a heck of an accomplishment and
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underscore I think he was wearing you know sneakers for the for the week so he
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didn't have to have a second pair of shoes but he had like running clothes he
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He probably brought a damn kettle for his coffee for all I know in this backpack.
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It's like Santa's freaking bag that he has.
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It's incredible.
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So thanks to our sponsors this week, Away, Aftershocks, and Jamf Now.
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And we'll talk to you next week.
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Now the show is over.
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They didn't even mean to begin.
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Cause it was accidental.
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Oh it was accidental.
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John didn't even know.
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John didn't do any research, Margo and Casey wouldn't let him
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'Cause it was accidental, it was accidental
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.FM
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It's accidental They didn't mean to
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Accidental Tech broadcast so long
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- By the way, for people wondering about
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the inside jacket pocket thing,
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Underscore is the first person I saw
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who had a MacBook One, the little 12 inch MacBook
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with one USB-C port, literally inside his jacket pocket.
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- This is not a joke.
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- Like, opens up his jacket and takes out a laptop.
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- Yeah, his wife custom made a pocket,
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she sewed it on the inside of his jacket,
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that would fit exactly that laptop.
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And it was amazing.
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To see somebody, especially Underscore,
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as you mentioned, he's so frustratingly organized
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all the time, he's so together.
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And everything he does, he makes it look effortless.
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It's just no big deal.
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- It's so true.
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- He has all the grace in the world.
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And so we were standing in line at the last WBC
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in San Francisco, we were outside the whatever center
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that we had to walk all the way over to get there.
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And he just whips this out, we were like,
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"Oh, we should check that sometime."
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He goes, he's like, "Oh, I'll check it right now."
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And he whips out this laptop out of his jacket.
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We're like, "Whoa! How did you do that?
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"Where did that come from?"
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- It was so, I think it's--
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- We've been walking with him,
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standing in line with him, it's like, you know.
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- Yeah, we had no idea.
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And it was like a fleece.
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It was not like a big winter coat.
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It was like a light fleece.
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I love that guy, but there's certain times
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that I wanna strangle him in the best possible way,
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and that's one of them, because I'm, it's really,
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you know what it is about Underscore is that
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He very, very well reflects to me my own failings,
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but he's like the nicest human being in the world,
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so you can't be upset at him,
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'cause he's the nicest guy ever.
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- Yeah, did I ever say,
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my favorite compliment I ever received was,
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I had sent John Gruber some of my home roasted coffee.
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He said, "I almost wanna say,
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"fuck you, this is so good."
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And that's kinda how,
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it's like when Underscore does something awesome,
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and I'm like, it's almost like,
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He's such a nice guy, like you can't get mad at him, but you're just like, "Damn it! Why, like, why can I not?
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Why have I either not thought of that or not gotten it together to do that?"
01:34:57
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So true. So true.
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Just comfort yourself by thinking that, just try to picture in your head, underscore, like, being frustrated at something and getting angry.
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I don't think I've ever seen him even mildly, like, disturbed.
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like he's never been particularly angry about anything in my experience having known him
01:35:18
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for several years now. I've never seen him angry, never seen him particularly upset.
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Sometimes he'll kind of do the exasperated laugh of, "Oh, well, that ends the breaks."
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But he's like the least phased person I've ever seen. And I am somewhat skeptical that
01:35:35
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he has ever raised his voice for any reason ever.
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I believe he has, and I picture that to make me feel better about myself.
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The best part of all is, he's going to be listening to this at some absurd hour tomorrow
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morning because he typically bootlegs all this, and he is going to be so deeply embarrassed
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by this entire conversation, which isn't actually something I should be proud of, but
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it is making me laugh a little bit. Maybe that's his one flaw. That's the one.
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His one flaw? Excessive modesty? Wow.
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- It's like the BS job interview responses,
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what's your biggest weakness?
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Well sometimes that works too hard.
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- That works too hard.
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- Oh God, that's incredible.