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It's going to be a long drive, but I bought walkie talkies so that we could beat you at
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like Top Gear stuff.
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Of course you did.
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You're going to find out how crappy walkie talkies are compared to the modern digital
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cell network.
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And just start calling each other.
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Yeah, but they're really fast.
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That's the thing, you just push a button and talk.
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There's no like, type type type, you know.
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I got decent ones.
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Wait, when I said the modern digital cell network, I meant the voice.
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Do you know you can talk into your phone?
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What? No one does that. I'm just saying, you can call people on it. Try it. No, what are you saying?
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Oh, how we miss the days of the Nextel push to talk.
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Yeah, no, it's not push to talk. If you just leave the call connected all the time,
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you don't even have to push. You just set up a WebEx in each car.
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Oh, Jesus. Now I'm definitely going to bed.
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Damien Shaw writes, "Google Home allows for both compound commands and context-sensitive commands.
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I do this all the time.
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Quote, play something and set volume to five.
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It gets it every time.
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And, quote, Google, what's the weather in San Diego?
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Oh, I just said it.
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Oh well, sorry people.
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Hey cylinder, what's the weather in San Diego today?
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A few seconds later, hey cylinder, what about tomorrow?
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And that also always works for Damian Shaw.
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- Yeah, I mean this was my bad,
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'cause I said last episode that none of the cylinders
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supported multiple commands in one sentence.
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I'm not talking about follow-up, like afterwards.
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I'm talking about like, play Weezer and set the volume
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to five, or you know, make a pasta timer for five minutes
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and a sauce timer for 20 minutes, like stuff like that.
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That's, having all that be in one command,
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and I don't even know, did anybody say if it can do
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multiple name timers, I don't even know.
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Anyway, it doesn't matter.
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Apparently Google Home can do it with certain commands,
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so, oh well, I made a mistake.
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I wish Siri and the Amazon service would add this.
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That's, and this was in the context of Amazon adding
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their follow-up listening feature to the Echo of like,
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it'll listen for a few seconds after you give,
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after it does a command to see if you have
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anything more to say.
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Like, you know, that's a BS non-feature,
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but multiple command support in one sentence
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is a great feature and something that we desperately need.
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I thought nobody had it, turns out Google has it, done.
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- So the thing about these cylinders is,
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like they don't really have a particularly
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discoverable interface, that's one of the reasons
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that Amazon emails you all the time
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to tell you all the new things that you can do
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with your cylinder, because otherwise, how would you know?
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Like, it just sits there, you know?
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It doesn't, it has no apparent way to communicate to you
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that it now has a new capability.
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On this topic, are you sure, Marco,
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that your Amazon cylinder can't do compound commands?
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Like, when's the last time you tried?
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- That's a reasonable question.
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I don't, I guess I'm not sure.
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The last time I tried was probably months ago,
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and they could have added it last week.
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I don't actually read those emails.
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- I think I might have done multiple timers in one sentence,
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but I don't know, I treat my Google cylinders
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like every time I talk to them,
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I'm daring them not to understand me.
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I say things in an informal way, in a more complicated way
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than, you know, not in a more complicated way,
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but that I don't simplify them, I don't dumb it down
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to say, "Okay, cylinder, I know you won't understand me,
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"so let me explain to you very clearly and slowly
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"what I want," I just say it.
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And I'm just daring it to, like, "Go ahead, screw up."
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and most of the time it succeeds.
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And that's that little weird game that I play with it.
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It's part of my satisfaction with the product.
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Part of the satisfaction is the challenge
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and seeing the challenge be met
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by this little thing in my house, right?
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But on the discoverability front,
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I think actually one of the pieces of feedback that we got
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that may not have made it into notes is that,
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what the heck is it called?
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HomePod also can do compound things
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at least play music or other audio and issue a volume level at the same time.
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And that goes back to what I was saying.
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It's not always clear what these cylinders can do for us.
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And the only way to really find out is to try.
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And the problem with trying is if it falls on its face, you're like, "Oh, my stupid cylinder
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can't do that thing."
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Two months later, maybe it can do that thing and you have no idea.
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So I guess the moral is...
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I mean, I don't know what the solution is here because Amazon has an email as one approach.
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keep spamming people so they realize you can ask it facts about dogs, right? But I don't
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think that's a great solution either. You certainly don't want these cylinders, like,
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when you wake up and tell the turn on the lights to throw in a sentence or two about
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his new capabilities. Although, I can imagine, like, in sci-fi movies and in bad infomercials
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made by people who don't know how actual people act, cylinders would always be telling you
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about the stuff they can do, and you'd be delighted. Like, you know, the sci-fi actor
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Wakes up in his futuristic apartment and all his devices tell him, "I just wanted you
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to know that last night I had new capabilities and blah blah blah."
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And he's like, "Oh, thank you, cylinder, blah blah."
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But in real life, you'd smash the thing with a hamburger.
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So I was talking to you in the morning like that.
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And in advertisements, people are so happy to hear the new capabilities that the refrigerator
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No, they're not happy.
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They don't want to know.
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So I don't know what the solution is.
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when you wake up, your five-year-old doesn't say, "Father, I can now understand compound
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commands." They just grow and get better, and we expect them to grow and get better.
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But appliances, especially appliances that we don't see doing software update, or appliances
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that get enhanced by changes on the server that really are invisible to us, it doesn't
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affect our -- it's tricky. Maybe they should have little tiny brain icons that grow as
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they get smarter, and if you wake up this morning and say, "Oh, cylinder! I see your
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brain is a little bit bigger, that's great. Not an actual solution, just kidding.
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Also I feel like, you know, like supporting compound commands is not a binary like yes
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it does now, no it doesn't thing, like people said the HomePod can do like you know play
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a playlist at music level but can it do like set a timer for 10 minutes and turn on the
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office lights and can Google Home do that? I don't know. Like one of the biggest use
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cases I think for multiple commands would be turning on or off multiple smart home things
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at once that don't already have a pre-existing group.
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So you could say like, hey, cylinder,
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turn on lights in office, bedroom, and kitchen.
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That might be three commands by,
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normally three separate commands, that's pretty tedious.
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But where you can say like, hey, cylinder,
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turn off outside lights and lamps in living room.
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Like, can you do that?
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Can you say, turn on kitchen lights
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and start a pasta timer for five minutes?
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Like, can you combine domains in one sentence?
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Like, it's one of those things, again,
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this is the kind of thing that humans expect to work
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at some point, and I wish the cylinders were smarter,
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but the good thing is that these assistants
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are getting smarter, at some of them
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faster paces than others.
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Let's be honest here, Apple is lagging behind here
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pretty badly in rate of improvement,
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but the Amazon and Google services are doing great.
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They're really improving very quickly,
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and so that's promising.
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It wouldn't surprise me if they get there fairly soon.
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One other little nitpick while we're on the cylinder thing,
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and this is something that bothers me about Siri,
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that the Amazon service will interpret things you say
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literally if you give like an unusual phrasing.
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So for instance, if I say, if I want a timer for,
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like if I'm starting, this is happening the night,
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I was starting something in some rice or pasta
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or something in a pot, and I also had some,
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I was gonna put some french fries in the oven.
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So I asked the Amazon Cylinder,
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you know, start a timer for, you know,
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Rice for 25 minutes, and I said,
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"Start a start french fries timer for 10 minutes."
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And so what I wanted was in 10 minutes
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for it to say, "Start the french fries."
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So it's weird, you have to say,
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"Start a start french fries timer."
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The Amazon service gets that right every single time.
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It always knows what I mean by that.
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It's like treating it as a string literal.
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It's like, this is the name of the timer
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you are creating here and it gets it right every time.
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It's one of those things, like Jon said,
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you know, like, where like you're almost trying
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to trip it up, like by trying this kind of thing.
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- Well, that's the opposite of what I said,
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because you're playing it like it's X-Adventure.
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You're doing the Ulta Vista thing of like,
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you want a thing that works like a programmer
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and you're a programmer and you're like,
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you see the placeholders in your head
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and you're filling them in
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because you know how it'll be interpreted,
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but I would argue that no human speaks
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to another intelligent thing like that.
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You're playing the game that is your cylinder,
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which is fine, I think it's a useful feature
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for people who want to play that game,
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but it would be better, like,
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if you were talking to another human,
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you probably would have said,
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"Don't let me forget to start the french fries in 10 minutes."
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Or like something like that.
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- Or, "Remind me in 10 minutes to start the french fries."
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- But I was avoiding remind me
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because that sounds more like the reminder.
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- That's create a reminder, right.
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- Oh, reminders and timers or whatever,
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you just want it to know what you mean.
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- Or, "Tell me in 10 minutes," you know,
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like whatever it is, but that's what timers are.
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Named timers are basically telling you this thing
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in this time, and it's great.
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It's a very, very useful function,
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and it's awesome to hear the people go off and say,
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your start french fries timer is done.
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It's great, because it reminds you what to do
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and staggering things out.
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- That's awkward too, when it says,
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your start french fries timer,
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I don't want it to say, I want it to say,
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it's time to start the french fries,
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but it doesn't understand the name of the timer.
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So I think the problem is in this weird area
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where you can say it in a vague way,
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but it doesn't understand what you meant and it tries to be smart.
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Lots of people are complaining about Siri trying to get it to play--
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or HomePod trying to get it to play songs that have weird titles that
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themselves might be interpretable as commands,
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and they just literally can't get it to play those songs or those albums.
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Because there's no way to get it to--
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to your point-- to get it to understand that it's a string literal,
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that it's a placeholder, to get it to parse as initiation command,
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placeholder for song name and then verb, right? And it just stubbornly refuses to do that.
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And it's trying to be flexible so it can interpret meaning or whatever, but if there's any ambiguity,
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it falls over, whereas the Alexa one is very cut and dried and there are certain forms
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that you can put it in in certain places where it expects the placeholder. And if you play
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that text adventure game with your cylinder, it has predictable functionality. Like it
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doesn't vary. Like with the songs, with HomePod, some songs you can say it a million different
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ways, because there's no way that song title is potentially misinterpreted. But other songs,
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it screws up. Whereas with the placeholder format, anything you put in there. Like, I
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bet you would get your cylinder to say, "Start a timer for a starter timer for 10 minutes
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for 10 minutes." Like, I bet you could, you know, I bet you could nest it and it would
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still, like, figure it out, because it's probably just doing a very naive text-to-speech and
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then parsing that. And speaking of naive text-to-speech, on the thing you were getting at before about
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doing compound things. Even Google is not above punting on this. They have a feature
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of the HomePod where you essentially set up macros. You're like, "Look, if there's a
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series of commands that you could issue, but you don't want to say all those words because
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it's weird and awkward, just tell us what you're going to say. And when you say that,
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we will do all these other things."
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That's really cool.
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And it's not. It's like the most brain dead thing ever.
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No, but it's useful.
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It's like someone posted a tweet of ones where they had just put ATP so they can say, "Hey,
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so under ATP," and it says, "Play the latest episode of Accidental Death Podcast." It's
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a shorter way to say that, but literally any list of commands you can do. It's just macro
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expansion, very simple macro expansion. If it was truly intelligent, you wouldn't have
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to do that. You would be able to converse with it and shorten what you say, and based
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on how often you ask for things that's similar to this blah blah blah. We're not there yet,
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right? But I'm just showing that Google eventually says the utility of letting programming people
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essentially make macros of their own design, and then they'll just dumbly use speech to
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text and then map it onto one of these macros and if it matches one of them, we'll do that
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thing. It provides utility while they work on providing the actual intelligence at some
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point in the future.
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- No, I mean, and that's useful. And I would also posit that, you know, I bet Google Home
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customers are more programmers than average. But also, like, you know, so going back to
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my, you know, start a start French fries timer, like, that sounds, you know, contrived in
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in an edge case, but I really get tripped up
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by places where Siri does, 'cause Siri seems
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to make no effort to understand that kind of syntax,
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but that can also trip up legitimate,
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you know, quote, legitimate use cases.
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So for instance, the other day I said,
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I asked Siri to remind me in things
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to add the 12 volt battery to my Tesla repair.
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Now, it's, the word add, Siri interprets that
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as to add to the to-do list.
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So even though I said remind me to add this blah, blah, blah,
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it ignored the fact that there was already another word
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in the sentence that said,
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remind me to remind me, basically.
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Like it didn't figure that out.
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So when I said remind me to add 12 volt battery
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to my Tesla repair, I got some, you know,
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some task and things that said something along the lines of
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like, you know, 12 volt battery to my test pair.
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And it's, so it didn't parse a sentence correctly at all.
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And I also have inconsistencies there where
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when you're asking to remind you about something,
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you will usually put some kind of word between
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remind me like to, so,
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remind me to take the trash out.
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Most of the time, Siri parses that as
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add a reminder with the text, take the trash out.
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Sometimes, it parses it as
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add a reminder with the text, to take the trash out.
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So we'll have a reminder that says to take the trash out.
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And it's like literally the same thing.
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Sometimes we'll do that, sometimes we won't.
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It's just like, this is one of those things like
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whatever algorithms and machine learning Siri is doing
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to parse sentence structure seems like it's significantly
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behind the others and also inconsistent
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like so much of Siri.
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And it just kind of, I don't know, it's frustrating
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like that 'cause that, this seems like easy stuff.
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like basics of adding reminders and setting timers
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and stuff like that, like this is what Siri was demoed with
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in 2011, like this should be easier and better by now.
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And we know from the other assistants that it can be better
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'cause theirs are better.
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And so this is like, it's just yet one more thing
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that just like, it's a little like paper cut
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every time I use Siri that like one of these dumb things
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happens and the other ones it doesn't.
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- I think that was that reminders thing of where it thinks
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trying to add something to a list was like one of my original Siri complaints, maybe
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on this program, maybe on an earlier podcast.
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I had the exact same problem.
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The thing I wanted to remind me about, it stubbornly insisted on interpreting as an
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attempt to either create or add to some unknown list that didn't exist because I was trying
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to maintain the list and remind myself to put things on the list that was kind of like
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you were doing and it just could not handle it.
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Even today when I do reminders, sometimes I'll do multiple tries and I'll have to go
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into text adventure mode where I'm just like look I'm gonna I'm gonna give a
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name of this reminder I'm not gonna have like normal syntax I'm gonna be like
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remind me and then a phrase that is unambiguously interpreted as text that
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has to appear there but it's not the way I would want to phrase it like just
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enough so that I will beat the text adventure but also not so much that when
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I go look at the reminder I won't understand what I was doing and and this
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is like here's another speaking of inconsistency I've always loved the
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feature of Siri, I'm assuming it's a feature of Siri, where I would say I would create
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a reminder or something involving one of a family member's name.
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And I assume it would look in contacts for the spelling, right?
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Like my daughter is Kate, but she spells it with a C. And it would transcribe it as like
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a K, but then it would like do some processing and change it to a C, because it, I'm assuming,
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knows that I have that listed as a nickname for my daughter and my contacts. And I appreciated
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that feature. It's like, I'm constantly talking about this Kate person. It's never with a
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K. And I'll correct it if it transcribes it with a K. And I like the fact that it seemed
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like it had figured out, oh, at some point along the line, it's like, all right, there's
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no Kate with a K in your contacts, which would be bad if there was. I think it should figure
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it anyway. But there's no Kate with a K. I'll change it to a C. And every time I saw that
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little K change to a C, I'm like, oh, that's nice. Let's hear you being smart. Again, kind
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like the Google thing where you get like a good feeling from using a product that you
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gave it something challenging and it used its smarts. But lately, it's decided to go
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back to K. And I'm kind of annoyed at it. I'm like, "Come on, change to a C." And it
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just never does. And it stays there. So I go and edit it and I change it to a C myself.
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And why? I don't know. I don't know, man. Just stop working.
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- Moving on to annoyances and language,
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but written language, Scott Little writes,
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I'm almost sure that the "you shut down" dialogue, as in "you shut down your computer," only
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happens after the user is force-powered off the machine, for example, and the whole system
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hangs, not after a kernel panic.
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So in reality, the text is accurate.
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I could have sworn I tried to make this point on the show, and either I didn't, or maybe
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it hit the editing room floor one way or the other, but that's what I thought, too, and
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I thought we concluded I was crazy.
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you are crazy, but maybe not for this reason.
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- Yeah, so I was talking about how this dialogue
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of you shut down your computer because of a problem
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infuriated me because that often happens
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when I don't feel that I'm at fault for the problem.
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So I think this is correct, that it does only come up
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with an improper shutdown, maybe not a kernel panic.
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The problem is there are certain situations
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where you have to force shut down the computer
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because of a bug in Mac OS.
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You know, like it won't wake from sleep
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or something like that.
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Like this happens all the time, well not all the time,
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this happens to every Mac person at some point,
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especially if you're a laptop person.
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This happens a lot, especially regarding waking from sleep.
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So there are some times where you have to hold down
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the power button for five seconds
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to get the computer to turn off or to turn on.
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And then it says, "You shut down your computer
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"because of a problem."
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So it's kind of like, it's kind of like slapping you
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in the face, it's like, well, it was your problem,
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like you're throwing this back on me,
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but I didn't write the bug that caused my computer
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to need to be power cycled.
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So I think this is correct, I think it does only come up
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when it's been improperly shut down,
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but I still think that it's a bad,
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it's bad like language design to throw the action
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on the user to say you shut down the computer.
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Like, you can just say, "The computer was shut down
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"improperly," or, "The computer didn't shut down correctly,"
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or something like, you can say, you can reword that
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in so many ways that don't like ascribe the purpose
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of this to the user, 'cause like, the user at that point
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is probably not very happy with the computer,
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because the computer just did something wrong.
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Like, the computer just like malfunctioned.
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And then the computer says, "You didn't do this right."
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So it's not a good time to do that.
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I think the wording actually is reasonably fair for the thing where it was user initiated
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and we got a lot of feedback from people saying that's when they see this dialogue, but we
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also got feedback from people saying, "I did not turn this thing off.
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I didn't unplug it.
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I didn't hold down the power key and yet I saw this dialogue."
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And like I said, it can't know whether you are the one that caused whatever cleanup things
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not to have been cleaned up so that on bootup it finds this uncleaned up file, whatever
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flag thing at you, whatever heuristic it uses to determine that it didn't get the shutdown
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properly last time, there are a number of things that can cause that to happen, only
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a couple of which are the human doing something and it has no idea what you did.
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So I think this dialogue still does show up in cases where there actually was no user
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Like if you have some kind of catastrophic crash that throws you back to the login window,
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it might not have the time to clean up the things or the processes that died or crashed
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couldn't have cleaned up the little thing so that when you log back in it throws us
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out because again this is asking you do you want to open the applications that are open
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when you shut down right like telling you if you want to resource state just in case
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one of those applications is one of the things that caused the crash or something right so
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it's a good dialogue box something like this should be there but I don't think it can know
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that you shut down your computer I think it does guess right a lot of the time and I think
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it's not actually telling you that the problem was yours or that you shouldn't have shut
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down the computer, but it is a little bit more accusatory than it probably should be,
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because it just can't be sure that you shut down your computer. Somebody did. It might
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have been you. What if a different person turned on the computer, and the person who
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actually shut it down left? Now you're being yelled at for shutting down the computer,
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but you didn't shut it down. The guy who was here two seconds ago did. So probably not
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the best wording, but it is at least a little bit potentially more accurate than we thought
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Yeah, what if you have the world's worst office mates or roommates? They come to come by and
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hold down power for five seconds at the computer sometimes.
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- I remember holding down power doesn't reboot.
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Holding down power just turns the thing off.
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So you could, someone in your family, let's say,
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could be annoyed at the computer
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or something hung or crashed or whatever,
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and they hold down the power button for five seconds
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and the thing turns off.
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I think that's what it does, right?
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It just turns off when you do that, right?
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- And then they leave and go to sleep.
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Next morning, the whole family wakes up,
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someone else goes to the computer,
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hits the space bar, it doesn't wake up and go, huh?
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And hopefully they find the power switch,
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which used to be on the keyboard,
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which was super convenient.
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And the thing starts up and it says,
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"You shut down the computer because of the problem."
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You're like, "What do you mean?
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"I just woke up, I didn't shut down the computer
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"because of a problem."
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So again, the dialog box can't know,
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probably should err on the side of being,
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on assuming your innocence.
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- I love how much time we've given this dialog box
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'cause it drives me nuts every time.
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And maybe-- - At least it doesn't
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have a typo like this utility.
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- Yeah, right.
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Like maybe in like, you know, peak Sierra
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or whatever the hell comes next,
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I don't know anything about California,
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maybe somebody will reword this dialogue
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in the English localization
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to not do this stupid blame thing.
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- Okay, we need to move on.
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So, let's talk about GDPR,
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which I already forgot the acronym,
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but it's basically the You Are In Control of Your Data law
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that we discussed last week.
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Aaron Power writes in,
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"With regard to the cookie law in GDPR,
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"I think that the problem is that companies,
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especially American companies, don't understand what the law covers and put warnings when
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there is no need or don't put warnings in when they're required.
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So to talk about the cookie law, then that doesn't apply only to cookies, according to
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It applies to any form of persistent storage, like local storage.
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It also doesn't apply to first-party cookies, so like a cookie to keep you logged in.
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It only applies when there are cookies from a third party, like Google Analytics.
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Now according to Aaron, the cookie law was weak, however GDPR is a much stricter and more
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consequential law and there's bigger penalties if you don't follow it. So
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there's a lot of bullets here. I'm assuming because one of you put this in
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the show notes I am supposed to be reading them so I will do so. You're supposed to learn
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how to summarize them. The challenge is so... You are the chief. You're not just a
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summarizer, Casey. You're the chief summarizer in chief. I'm pulling at my
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tie. I'm pulling at my tie right now. I'm adjusting my neck and whatnot. Okay, so
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basically any of the personal information that you give to a company
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it is qualified under GDPR. The company can't hold on to it unless there's a reasonable reason to do
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so. They need to absolutely get your consent to hold on to it, and with kids it requires their
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parents permission, which apparently must be verifiable. Then once you say, "No, I don't want
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you to have my data anymore," then the data must be at least slightly anonymized such that a single
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piece of data isn't enough to identify you, and then you can also ask at any time for
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what personal data the company has for you.
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And also you can get them to erase your data and inform third parties that they need to
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erase their data.
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Now the real kicker, though, is that if they don't do this, the fines can be up to 20 million
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euros or 4% of the company's worldwide turnover, whatever that means, but I'm assuming that's
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And it's not whichever is lower, it's whichever is higher.
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Turnover is one of those, I'm assuming it's a Britishism, but they just mean revenue.
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4% of the company's revenue in Americanese.
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So basically, this could amount to a whole crap load of money.
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And that's why everyone, especially in Europe, who's actually paying attention to this, is
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freaking out.
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And not to say that Americans shouldn't be freaking out, because we will be held to this
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as well, but it seems that the Europeans are way ahead of this.
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And I believe this comes online,
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that's a poor choice of words,
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but I believe this becomes law and it can be enforced
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sometime in the next few months, if I'm not mistaken.
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- This is like, you know, last episode,
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I had read some about it, I was a little familiar with it.
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I should have been a lot more familiar with it.
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This is like the kind of thing like,
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I don't know why I'm only hearing about this
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like a month or two before it goes live,
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but I'm glad I heard about it,
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at least a month or two before it goes live, because--
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- You can make your onboarding screen, right?
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- Well, I'm not, well I already,
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I mean I have a login screen already.
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And I'm not really, like Overcast has already complied
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with a lot of this already,
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just by having fairly reasonable practices,
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not collecting that much data in the first place,
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having reasonable security practices,
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and having like a very clear privacy policy.
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Like I was kind of already inadvertently implementing
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about two thirds of the stuff I needed to do.
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So it's not a huge deal for me.
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but this is a huge deal for pretty much anybody
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who runs any kind of web service or app that collects data.
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And it's not, 'cause it isn't just, you know,
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Casey, you said like data that people enter.
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That's not necessarily the limit,
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it's just data that you collect and store about people.
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Or analyze about people, like if you don't store,
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like I think if you analyze it.
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Anyway, it's complicated.
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I suggest anybody who runs a web service
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or an app that is responsible for it.
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I strongly suggest you look into GDPR now,
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like very, very, very quickly
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because there are a lot of ramifications.
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It's pretty cool, it's pretty big.
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It does not just apply to European companies
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'cause it applies to any company worldwide
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that stores data about European users or European citizens,
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which is pretty much every web service
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unless you block Europe for some dumb reason.
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but it's gonna apply to pretty much everybody.
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And so this is like, it's way more,
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it's way stronger than that cookie law,
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'cause the cookie law I think only basically applied,
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or at least was ever enforced for European countries
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if it was enforced anywhere ever.
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But only European websites would display
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those cookie warnings, but this is way bigger than that.
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And this will affect tech stuff worldwide.
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And in the context of a lot of the stuff going on recently
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with tech stuff, especially like this horrible Facebook,
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Cambridge Analytics, you know, horrible scandal BS.
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I mean, look, Facebook's a horrible company.
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I don't-- - Who knew?
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- Yeah, it's like, not a lot of this is new
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or shocking to me, it's just really horrible
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and sad and just disgusting.
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But anyway, this law will have a pretty big impact
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on a lot of the worst stuff about the web.
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and it's probably gonna be a pretty good positive impact.
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It's probably, well, not good for them,
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but screw them. (laughs)
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It's probably gonna have a really good impact
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for people who respect their users
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and those users who want to be respected.
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So it's gonna be a good thing.
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I wish there were more resources online so far
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about how to comply without having to hire
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a GDPR compliance specialist for a lot of money
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that you probably can't get in late April
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to help you out, but it's going to change a lot of things
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if it's enforced.
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And the EU is usually pretty good at,
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like when they pass consumer protection regulations,
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they tend to enforce them.
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So this should be interesting.
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It's probably gonna be a really big deal,
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and it's gonna be a slight pain in the butt
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to just get some of the boilerplate stuff,
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But it's all, like from what I've seen so far,
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most of it's pretty common sense stuff.
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It's gonna be a pain for bigger companies, I think.
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But for small companies, it seems like it's actually
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not that big of a deal.
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I mean, it's intense, but it's for the best.
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Nick Tumpellis writes in, to give you an example
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of the teeth of this law, this is still the GDPR,
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for the Cambridge Analytica breach,
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Facebook would be fined up to $813 million
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just for not notifying its users.
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So, like we were saying, oh boy, this is the real deal.
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- Yeah, 'cause there's also provisions about,
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first of all, security measures that you,
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security level responsibility that you have to maintain
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to protect the user data, you have to keep logs
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of who accesses the user data in your company,
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so you can't say, oh, we didn't know
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some intern was copying all the files.
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You have to keep logs and keep audits,
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there's stuff about that, there's stuff about
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if you have a data breach, how you have to notify people,
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stuff like that, what you have to do.
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So it's very wide reaching.
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It's a very, very big policy change
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that is seemingly mostly or entirely
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pretty good common sense stuff.
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If you think like, how should things be
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with regard to safekeeping and collecting personal data?
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most of it's pretty common sense stuff.
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So again, I think this is gonna be
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potentially a very big thing.
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- Yeah, agreed.
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Continuing on, AWACS writes,
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a key part of GDPR is that the company
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collecting the personal data is directly responsible
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for any leak or misuse.
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It can't shift the blame to a contractor,
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partner, or third party.
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And we see that a lot in the US,
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where, oh, there was this big leak,
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actually Apple just recently,
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it was a month or two ago, had,
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what was it, it was like the bootloader
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for an old version of iOS or something like that.
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I'm sure I have the details slightly wrong.
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- Yeah, it was the source code to, yeah,
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the source code to like iBoot, whatever that,
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I guess as the bootloader,
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I don't actually know that much about iOS internals.
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But yeah, the source code to iBoot,
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like an old version of it from a few years back leaked
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and they said that it was apparently like an intern
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had copied the entire source tree and taken it.
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- Right, so AWACS's point here is that
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you can't just pass the buck and be like,
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oh, Joe Schmo's consulting firm
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is the reason that this all leaked, go talk to them.
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it's still your problem if you're--
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- Well, that's an interesting theory.
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I'm not sure how well that law works
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in the American legal system, though,
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because you know that any company the size of Apple,
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if they contract any other company,
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that basically says, oh, and by the way,
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if the work you do for us causes us to get sued,
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you agree to pay all damages.
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Now, you can't get blood from a stone,
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but at the very least,
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Apple can't shift the blame to the third party,
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but it can shift all of the penalties to the third party
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until the third party disappears,
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basically until they get run out of money, which may happen pretty quickly. But that's
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generally how big companies protect themselves is that if there's some law that makes Apple
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liable, they shift as much of that liability as possible to the small contractor company,
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and then they just get whatever's left over on top of them.
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Righto. Finally, Michael Saji writes, "GDPR is also incredibly technology-agnostic in
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that it applies to everything everywhere and is conceived of as a regulation that nobody
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will ever be able to comply with. I can't state whether or not that's true or false,
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but that was their particular opinion.
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So, that's another view of like a sort of wide-reaching regulation, that it starts to
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seem like, "Well, this is so big. How could you ever comply with it?" Because it's
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so vague and so far-reaching that like a motivated enforcer could find literally any company
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in compliance of some portion of it, right? Because it tries to not fall into the trap
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of the cookie law or fall into the trap of the interpretation of the cookie law anyway,
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where it seems narrowly defined and you get all the negatives, the annoyance, and you
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don't actually get any of the benefits because everything else, you can skirt around it as
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technology evolves. And this tries to be so broad and so far-reaching and apply to everything
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you say and do, and it's so hard to comply with. It's just like, "How can I ever comply
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with. There's just too many regulations. But there are industries that are like that already
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that, even in the U.S., that we manage to survive. So healthcare is one where there's
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a bunch of laws related to healthcare and protection of information, you know, like
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finance. You've got PCI for finance for basic credit card processing stuff. You've got HIPAA
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for health information and other personally identifiable information and stuff like that.
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And those are similarly weirdly acronymed fairly wide reaching regulations that I think
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you could find any company out of compliance with.
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Like HIPAA is very very broad and even a very diligent company trying to follow all the
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rules inevitably there's some place where there's some kind of a breach.
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The purpose of these laws is not to say everyone is going to be 100% in compliance, otherwise
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the law is useless.
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If people are even 50% in compliance, it's so much better than the status quo, and that
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the law has to be sort of enforced responsibly, where, I mean it's kind of like, I think this
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is a terrible analogy for lots of reasons, but it's something that people will be familiar
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Speed limits on American roads anyway.
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is breaking the speed limit all the time, but through selective enforcement, the speed
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limit allows the police to pull over someone who is really driving dangerously at a very
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high speed that's not safe for conditions, while letting all the people who are five
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miles an hour over the limit on the highway sail by. In some ways that is like giving
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too much power to the enforcers, that basically everyone is not in compliance all the time
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so you can arrest anybody.
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But the reason it's a bad analogy is because I think we would agree that some data protection
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is good for, you know, we want our data to be protected in some way, we don't want companies
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to be able to do whatever they want with it.
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So we will take any amount of improvement over the status quo, even if it means that
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a ill-motivated enforcer of this law could punitively enforce pretty much any enforce
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these guidelines on any company and say, "Oh, you've missed compliance in this one little
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corner or whatever." So I don't think it's ideal, but I think, again, with HIPAA,
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healthcare companies are not going out of business because there's zealous HIPAA enforcement by a
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giant fleet of, you know, government officers wandering over all the businesses in the world.
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That's just not how it works.
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They're outnumbered, for one thing.
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There's more companies than there are people going around to check for HIPAA compliance,
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It's more like when your company is already doing enough terrible things to get the attention
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of law enforcement, that's when this stuff comes back to bite you.
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And I'm not going to say that's a good thing, because again, I think it's open for abuse,
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but it's better than the status quo where you can do whatever you want and keep it secret
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- Well, I mean, this definitely reads to me
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as one of those patents.
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We were talking before, you patent every idea you have.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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- Whether you've gotten it to work or not,
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because our patent system is dumb,
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with our dumb patent system.
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And so, when I look at patents,
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I'm putting them into the bins of,
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that's a thing that could conceivably ship,
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I think they could have actually figured out a way to make that. And the other bin is that's an idea
00:41:30
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that someone had some time that they probably never got to work but that they patented anyway
00:41:36
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because you have to patent everything because patents are dumb. And this definitely falls into
00:41:39
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the second bin where I, you know, as we've discussed before, Apple has on-screen keyboards
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and considering future on-screen keyboards is an obvious thing to do, right? Especially for
00:41:52
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for devices like iPads where you want the keyboard to be small and imagine if when you're
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not using a keyboard you'd repurpose that as a second screen, it's an obvious thing
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that they should be investigating.
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And of course there's downsides to on-screen keyboards so you think they would investigate
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how can we make on-screen keyboards less crappy.
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And here's a patent describing a couple of ways and I was amazed, like since patents,
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since you don't actually have to have like a working version of anything or understand
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how you're going to manufacture this, it's mostly just an idea which is why patents are
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I was surprised by how unappealing I found the ideas in this patent.
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Because normally you make the ideas like, "Imagine if there was a keyboard that did
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this and that and the other thing."
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You're like, "Wow, that would be cool.
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We have no idea how to do that.
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Anyway, all the ideas in this one sounded awful to me.
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Like, even if you could execute all of them.
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So the idea is, it's a picture of a keyboard, but we all know typing on a picture of a keyboard
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isn't great because you can't feel the keys and you can't rest your fingers on the keys
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like you can on a keyboard.
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We all know what the disadvantage is.
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We all have on-screen keyboards, especially on iPads.
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There are disadvantages to them.
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So how do we overcome those disadvantages?
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And this patent has a couple of ways.
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One way is that the screen would actually smush in
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when you press it to let you know when you've hit something
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and then it would give you feedback.
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That feels like a button, doesn't it?
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I cannot imagine a screen that I can smush in with my finger
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and it pushes back on me a little bit feeling like a button.
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It would feel like a screen that smushes in a little bit.
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- Well, to be fair, I mean,
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that's what the trackpad buttons do.
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but it doesn't deform underneath your fingertip.
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It deforms across the entire axis.
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Like if you look at the pictures,
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this is the idea of like you are pressing,
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you don't have to imagine how this would be
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because just think back to your palm devices
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that you all had because they're all old like me.
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They did not have capacitive touchscreens.
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They had pressure sensitive touchscreens,
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which meant that you would have to squish the screen in
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with your finger or your fingernail or a stylus
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to cause it to register any kind of input.
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So the screen would smush in just at the point of contact.
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So if you press with the plastic stylus,
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it would make a little dimple there.
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If you press with your finger, it would make a little,
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you know, it felt nothing like a button.
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It didn't squish in very much.
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This seems like an exaggerated version of that.
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And this all, in theory, this would also solve the problem
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of, oh, I can't rest my fingers on the home keys.
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Because if you rest your fingers,
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all of a sudden you're typing.
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It's like, well, now you're not typing on this keyboard.
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You're only typing when you smush.
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Which, talk about an unsatisfying,
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like if you don't like the low travel buttons
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on the current Apple laptop keyboards,
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imagining having some kind of squishy membrane
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that you dig your little grubby fingertips into.
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I don't know how that would really hold up.
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And the second one is,
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you can't feel the edges of the keys when everything's flat.
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One way to get around that is to have the screen bulge out
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around the key cap.
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So it's like this lumpy island of Mentos or something.
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Like you just have these lumpy little squishy,
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I was gonna say pustules, but I don't,
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do we not wanna go that far?
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- No, we really don't.
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- Stress bumps, let's go with that.
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We're gonna go with the, is that, I don't even know.
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Stress bumps is that. - Doesn't matter, move on.
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- Back to work probably, anyway.
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One of the Merlin Manchos.
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That wouldn't feel too good either.
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Another strategy they have is use,
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I think they say electrostatic or something.
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Use some kind of electrostatic charge
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to make you be able to feel the edges
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because there's a different sensation in your fingers
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as you glide across the keys.
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And that, I don't want any kind of tingly electrostatic anything telling me where the
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edges of anything are on a screen.
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So I think this is a patent full of bad ideas that I hope they never make.
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And honestly, if you gave me like, you know, ILM and a movie and said make any kind of
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futuristic looking keyboard input that you want for a movie thing.
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The only thing that occurs to me that would be acceptable would be that the screen is
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made up of little nano-machines that rearrange themselves to become essentially a mechanical
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keyboard when you want to use a mechanical keyboard, and then when you don't want to
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use it, the little nano-machines rearrange themselves to become a screen.
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Because if you're going too stupidly, confine yourself to keyboard input as your futuristic
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way of getting text into a computer, pressing a button with your fingers is a really good
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And so I would have to have the screen change into an actual button, like a thing that moves
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up and down and has edges, and then have it change back into a screen.
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I don't have any better ideas on unlimited technology.
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Obviously the better idea is not to type, right?
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Not to do anything like that.
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It cracks me up about an anime series that neither one of you has heard of but that I
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Ghost in the Shell was a movie and then there's a television series and other spin-offs from it.
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And one of the signature visual flares is they have these, you know, sort of cyborg people or
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robot people sitting in front of computer terminals. And because they're not regular people,
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like, you know, their hands are all robotic hands. It looks like normal hands, but then they put their
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hands over the keyboard. But now, since they're robots, their hands kind of like open up and fold
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out and explode, and these huge tentacles come out of them where their fingers were.
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and those tentacles fly over the key surfaces, typing faster than any human can type across
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this giant keypad, right? Like that's their, you know, superpowers. Like a human can only type this
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fast with their little meat fingers, but look at these Ghost in the Shell Cyborg machines. They
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can type much faster because they have all these metal tendrils that go out all over the keyboard.
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It's like, if you're a cyborg, just plug into the RS-232 port for crying out loud. It's gonna be
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faster than typing keys on the keyboard. Like this is a control room designed for these robot cyborg
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thingies, they can just connect with a serial cable. They don't need to press buttons. Anyway,
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I'm digressing. But yeah, so this patent does not describe a product I would like to use,
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and it does not describe a product I think anyone would like to use, but it does show
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that Apple continues to investigate ways to make, to be able to have screen when you want
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a screen and keyboard when you want a keyboard.
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There is one good idea in this patent. They fixed the arrow keys. Oh, God. They have the
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the correct arrow key layout in the patent illustration.
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- Yeah, but if you get that layout,
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you have to stand up out of your seat and say McDonald's.
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Something sucks.
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- I get the reference.
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No, I mean, this is like,
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this is potentially cool down the road,
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but like, I think a concern that I have here,
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again, this is not gonna be a half hour rant,
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a concern I have here is like,
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what if Apple looks at the current problems
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of the keyboards and the laptops,
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And instead of saying, wow, we need to make
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more reliable key switches, what if they're like,
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you know, there's a problem.
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Laptop keyboards are unreliable.
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How do we get rid of the laptop keyboards?
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'Cause this is a really, really complicated solution
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to a problem that doesn't need to exist.
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And we already have way simpler, cheaper,
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more robust solutions already existing in the world
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for quite some time.
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They're called buttons and they're fine.
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Like a keyboard with key switches
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has existed for quite some time and they're wonderful.
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They're proven, they're durable,
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they're affordable, they're repairable.
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It's wonderful.
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It's cool that somebody is filing patents
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and doing research in these crazy directions.
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I just really hope that that's just for like,
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you know, file as many patents as possible purposes,
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not actual future product directions.
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Because the problem they're solving
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entirely self-created and optional.
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- It's not cool that they're following patents.
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Patents suck.
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But we just saw a patent for a key switches last show.
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So they are investigating that.
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But I think it actually is important to investigate
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ways to make onscreen keyboards better.
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Because like, yes it's bad if they think
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this is a replacement for keyboards,
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but we already have onscreen keyboards.
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I would like those onscreen keyboards to be better.
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And I also think replacing those flat, smart keyboard things on iPads with thinner, lighter
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things that can double a second screen when they're not a keyboard would give everybody
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the multi-pad lifestyle.
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And I think that's worth pursuing.
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If you can figure out a way to make a combo keyboard screen that is an okay screen and
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a passable keyboard, that's worth investigating. Not as a replacement for your laptops, unless
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it is really fantastic, but just as a potential accessory. Now, that said, this particular
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patent doesn't contain anything that I find compelling. Like, even if they could build
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everything that's exactly the way they said, I don't think it would be a satisfying keyboard.
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In fact, I think it might even be less satisfying than just a picture of a keyboard on a screen
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that we have now. But I do think Apple should be investigating this, because they do have
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lot of devices to the screens, they already have on-screen keyboards, so yes, of course
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they should be investigating ways to make them better. And every way they investigate,
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whether it turns out to be a turkey or not, they're going to patent it.
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By the way, let's appreciate all the ways that patent diagrams are ridiculous. There's
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of course the classic patent hands, where anytime you see a hand in a patent it looks
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inhuman and weird. They do pretty good. These fingers look kind of like fingers, so I'm
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proud of them there. But then the keyboard? Control isn't next to the spacebar, what the
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hell? Like, you have a keyboard right in front of you probably when you're making this diagram.
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look down control isn't next to the keyboard and they didn't label all the
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modifiers anyway they just labeled some of them I'm gonna label control and you
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know what controls next to the spacebar right on a Mac okay let's do that nope
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Oh John oh my word speaking of Apple making things apparently they're making
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their own displays so we got word over the last few days that Apple is trying
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to do micro LED, which is I guess a also organic but different than OLED display
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technology. And apparently somewhere in California and in cahoots with somewhere
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in Taiwan, if I recall correctly, they are trying to in-house develop a brand new
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display technology. And the theory goes that they will figure out how to create
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it, figure out how to manufacture it, and then throw it over the wall to some
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other company like Samsung or something, or perhaps Foxconn, to actually build these in
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volumes. So they're not getting into the manufacturing business, but they are getting deeper into
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the creation of hardware, specifically displayist business, in a move that surprises pretty
00:52:17
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much nobody. I think this is a good idea. I like the sound of this. I don't personally
00:52:23
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have too much more to say about it, but I'm assuming one of you do. So Marco, thoughts?
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- I think it's a good idea for them to be looking into this.
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The screen is such a critical part of all of their products
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really, I guess except the HomePod and the iPod Shuffle.
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They don't make those anymore.
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The screen is so important.
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And especially with modern high-end OLED screens,
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that's every Apple Watch and the iPhone X
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and every touch bar and presumably more products
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as time goes on 'cause OLED is pretty awesome.
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The problem is that there aren't that many OLED manufacturers.
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It's pretty much like Samsung and LG.
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And LG seems to do really well in TV OLEDs,
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but seems to do pretty poorly in computer and phone displays.
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Now, Apple has been tied to basically LG and Samsung
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for LCD displays for years.
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Like, I remember my 2012 Retina Mepo Pro,
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when I had my image retention issue
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and I made that waffle page.
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I had the LG panel, and the LG panel was the one
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that had all the image retention,
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and the Samsung panel didn't.
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It was that kind of thing.
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They've had this two-supplier thing for a while.
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With OLED for the phone,
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it's an incredibly important component.
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That OLED panel is the iPhone X.
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It's such an important component.
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It probably is a pretty large price component,
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compared to the other components in it.
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It might be the most expensive part of the whole phone.
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So I can't imagine Apple is that happy
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to rely on just one company.
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Like those are only made by Samsung.
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They can currently only be made by Samsung.
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That probably doesn't make Apple feel good
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from like a just reliance perspective.
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Not to mention the fact that that company is Samsung,
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which I'm sure they don't love.
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And yeah, they buy like a lot of flash
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from Samsung and stuff, but you can also get flash
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from other people if you need to.
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No one else can make that OLED screen.
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That's in the iPhone X.
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in addition to the fact that they're giving tons of money
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to Samsung, so it does seem like an obvious thing
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for Apple to try to take display technology in-house
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the same way they've taken other critical parts
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like the A series system on a chip and stuff like that.
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That does make total sense.
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Whether they can do it or not, I have no idea.
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I don't know anything about this business.
00:54:44
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It seems really ambitious.
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There's probably a really good reason so far
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why only Samsung can make these good enough OLED screens.
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So, you know, Apple, you know, going into micro-led,
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which I've never even heard of until this rumor came,
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I didn't even know what was next.
00:54:58
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- Yeah, same.
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- Maybe that's easier, maybe that's, you know,
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a thing they can do, maybe they've made some acquisitions
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towards that, I have no idea.
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But it's a totally like defensible and sensible thing
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for them to be doing.
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Whether it ever amounts to anything, who knows,
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but it would be kinda cool if it did,
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because I can't imagine that they love,
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depending on Samsung, especially just Samsung,
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instead of just having a balance.
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And also, other things they have taken in-house
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tend to be pretty awesome.
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Like the Apple version of it that comes out later
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tends to be better than the off-the-shelf stuff at the time.
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Look at what they've done with the A-series CPUs,
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what they're doing with the GPUs now,
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what they're doing with the SSD controller and the Mac Pro,
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like the T-thing, the wireless Bluetooth W chips.
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Like there's so many different things now
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they're doing in-house that used to be third party manufacturer components, and the Apple
00:55:53
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versions, because of the integration and the tie-ins and the optimizations they can do,
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are just better.
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So if they can do that same thing to displays, cool.
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So this strategy, I don't know if vertically integrated is the right word, because I've
00:56:05
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never went to business school, but this strategy of aggressively, in the whatever Tim Cook
00:56:11
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quoted as owning and controlling the major technologies that make up their products,
00:56:14
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is actually more ambitious and more aggressive than the Apple of old, even the Apple of Apple's
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heyday, which is a topic we will continue not to get to in this program.
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Because it used to be that—and maybe not just Apple, but across the entire industry—for
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that go into computers.
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And there were a lot of parts suppliers for almost every component.
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Every once in a while there would be a parts supplier that has something novel, right?
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You know, so Sony with 3.5 inch floppy disk was a change from the other floppy disks.
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a very Sony type change.
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Like we're going to improve on this thing,
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we have a new idea of how floppy disks could work,
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check this out.
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I'm not sure if Sony was the maker of that thing,
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but the Sony 3.5 inch floppy drive,
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just to give an example.
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And Sony, Apple would either know that they made it
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or Sony would pitch them on making it.
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I think there's a good story about the Macintosh engineers
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hiding a Sony engineer in a closet,
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not to let some higher up know that they were looking
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into getting 3.5 inch floppy drive
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because they were still insisting
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that it had to use a five and a quarter,
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which would have been so gross.
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Good job closet hiding people.
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We'll put a link to that in the show notes.
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And the synergy between, hey, I'm a part supplier
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and we have this cool idea for the thing,
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and hey, I'm a person who uses parts to make products,
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maybe we can make a novel or interesting product
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or line of products out of this
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and it's a good deal for you
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because you get to make a cool product
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and it's a good deal for us
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'cause we came up with this novel product
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and eventually everyone can make 3.5 inch floppies
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because they somehow skirted
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the super stupid world of patents enough
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to be able to have the part manufactured across the industry.
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The iPod is another example.
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Whatever that hard drive maker was, was it Hitachi or whoever came up with those really
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teeny tiny hard drives?
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Well, the light bulb goes off like, "What could we do with a little hard drive like
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It's really cool."
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And you get something like the iPod, right?
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But eventually, all sorts of little hard drives are available or Flash replaces the hard drives.
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So like there's no sort of monopoly on one kind of thing.
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And so Apple, in the days when that was the way the industry worked, was more or less
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content to say, "We're going to source our parts from the best parts available.
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Who has the best screens?
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Who has the best RAM or the best combination of you can manufacture a lot of them, it has
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a good price, they have good performance, they have good quality control, they would
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shop around from the parts suppliers."
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And from product to product and year to year, they'd pick different screens or different
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RAM or different hard drives or different video cards back when they weren't really
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super mad at Nvidia.
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And that's how they built their computers.
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There's a bunch of companies making parts, and we will pick among them, and maybe we'll
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try to influence their roadmaps, and maybe once in a while someone has a great thing
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we will assemble them into a product.
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The more aggressive strategy is to say, "I see the world of parts manufacturers out there."
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And they make all sorts of interesting things, and sometimes every once in a while someone
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has a really cool one that sparks interest and we can make a cool product out of it.
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But that's not good enough.
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We know exactly what we want.
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We want to push the envelope in a specific direction.
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We have an idea of how this could be done better in service of a kind of product or
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even a specific product that we have in mind.
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And we're not going to try to coerce or cajole some other parts maker into making it, and
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we're not going to wait around for someone else to make it.
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And we're not going to buy anyone else's off-the-shelf parts and try to cobble together stuff off
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We're going to design our own CPUs for our phones, but their own GPUs in them, and our
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own weird, you know, step counting, neural network, fingerprint sensing, secure enclave,
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whatever. Like, if the first version has to be assembled partially out of parts that come
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in the industry, that's fine. But eventually we'd like to bring that in house because we
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feel like we can do it better. We know exactly what we want for the watch. We know exactly
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what we want for our phones. I don't want to have to convince some other company to
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make this product for me. And in fact, we have some better ideas about how it might
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be done because we hired all the best people in this industry because we have too much
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money, right? And that is way more aggressive than just shopping among like, "Oh, we're
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going to use the Sony panel on this display," or, "We're going to use Trinitron because
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they're the best CRTs," and, you know, like, it's way more aggressive to say, "We're
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going to do it ourselves because it's a competitive advantage not to have to wait
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for the rest of the industry to do anything." And in the case of these screens, even if
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you're in a situation where one company makes the best screens and Apple wants the
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best screens and they feel bad getting one supplier, I think Apple's view on it, aside
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from that we just don't like giving money to Samsung as a single supplier to say, "We
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think we can do that better because we know exactly what we want."
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And it's a pain to have to tell Samsung exactly what we want and get them to build the thing
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that we want and go through all that thing.
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We know what we want.
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Why don't we just do it ourselves?
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And that's what they've been doing with lots of components.
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If they have any problems with any kind of supplier like Qualcomm being annoying about
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charging them lots of money or them not having lots of alternatives and trying to get Intel
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to build radio chips and stuff and eventually say, "You know what? I'm tired of this. We
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have good engineers. We know how to build things. Why don't we build the radio chips?"
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And not build so much as design and have manufactured for us. The last bastion of that is manufacturing,
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where thus far Apple has been happy to say, "Manufacturers, compete amongst yourselves
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and we will give you CPU fab, our design that you will fab for us. And we will give you
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manufacturing thing, our case design that you will machine out of aluminum for us.
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And we will help you buy the machines for it, and we'll help you work on the techniques
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to use those machines, and we'll do all the stuff.
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But in the end, Apple doesn't own the factories.
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Apple does not own a silicon CPU fab.
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It still allows other companies to do that for it.
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So it hasn't gotten to the point where we say, "You know what?
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I'm tired of waiting for a Taiwan semiconductor to come up with a new fab.
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Let's make our own fab," because that starts to get a couple billion here, a couple billion
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there, so you're talking real money.
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So far, they've been avoiding that.
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But the modern Apple, I think, is more aggressive than any other Apple has been in their drive
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to get a real competitive edge in the market by saying, "We'll do it ourselves," and having
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the confidence that they'll be able to do it better than anyone else, which is exciting
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from a technology perspective to see, you know, that's what we always want Apple to
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Although it may seem exciting when Apple is able to synthesize from the parts that are
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available to almost anybody or most people, plus or minus one or two parts, to make a
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great product out of it.
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It's even more exciting, I guess in the iPhone age, to see them make phones that are just
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leaps and bounds better in certain areas than other phones for reasons that are directly
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traceable to Apple's strategy to say, bring the system on a chip in-house.
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That's why their system on chips is so much better than everybody else's.
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If they were still sitting around and they were using the same chips as Android phones,
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I think the phone landscape would look very different.
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Apple wouldn't be able to do half the things that it does,
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because it would be working with CPUs that are not--
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not going to say that are worse or slower,
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which in many cases they are, but that simply are not
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tailored to the set of features that Apple wants.
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It picks the exact number of cores,
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the exact number of amount of cache, the exact layout,
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so they can put all their different--
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they know exactly what they want for the iPhone
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tend to do face ID.
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And if they had to adapt some weird Snapdragon processor that
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has way more cores than they want, but not enough
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something else that they want, we'd still be waiting for Face ID.
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So I don't know where I'm going with this except to say that I think that this aspect
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of Apple, the technological aggression, is actually I think one of the most interesting
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aspects of the company today and probably underappreciated by anybody who doesn't follow
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Apple really closely and doesn't really care what's in their products.
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But I find it exciting.
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Simon Edgsing says, "Hey, what's the deal with the bits
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"that were once used as an important spec
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"for gaming consoles?
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"How many bits does a modern console have
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"and why is it no longer used in marketing?"
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And so, as soon as I read this,
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I thought back to the days of the Nintendo 64, which everyone knew was 64-bit because
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it was right there in the name.
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And oh, man, was that thing way cooler than any other modern console or so I thought when
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I was 10 or whatever.
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So Jon, as the chief gamer of the three of us, can you explain to me what's the deal
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with these bits?
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Jon Moffitt And why are they no longer used in marketing?
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Well, marketing has moved entirely onto blast processing as a different shooting factor.
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So the bits thing, like, first I read this question,
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I'm like, is that a thing that people really wonder about?
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Like, are consoles still marketed with bits?
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And I think the person who's asking this
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must have lived through the error when that was true.
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These days, I haven't seen like the PS3 or PS4,
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or even the PS2 for that matter, marketing with bits.
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Like it's a thing that has passed us by for good reasons.
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But back when it was used as a marketing turn,
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Ascribing a number of bits to a CPU, like, oh, this is a 16-bit CPU, this is a 32-bit
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CPU, this is a 64-bit CPU.
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There's no hard and fast rules, as with most things in marketing, when you can say something
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But in general, the number of bits tended to be applicable because certain things have
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the same number of bits.
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So the integer registers, the place where you store a number, would have 16 bits, and
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And the address bus would be 16 bits wide, which controlled how much RAM you could address.
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And you'd call that processor a 16-bit processor.
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It didn't have to be the case.
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For example, there are many "32-bit processors" that shipped with, hardware-wise physically
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speaking, a 24-bit memory bus.
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I'm thinking of the original Macintosh and many after that.
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You'd still call it a 32-bit processor, though, because the integer registers were 32 bits
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a "32-bit processor," the floating point registers might have been 64 bits wide.
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Why is that not a 64-bit processor?
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And what if the memory bus is wider than the integers, and what if the integer is wider
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than the memory bus?
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So there is no hard and fast rule, but in general, because usually either the memory
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bus or the integer register, where they're both, were on this number, and because there
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was a progression, because it's more expensive, especially in the early days, to make wider
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buses to make larger registers, right, that each leap, like now we can make the registers
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32 bits. Each leap was met with a marketing push to say, you know, the 386 is a 32-bit
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processor. And importantly, in terms of representable numbers for integers, 64-bit integers end
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way before you want them to, like 65,535, right? 32-bit integers ended a pretty high
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number that you feel like, "I can do a lot more with 4 billion. There's a lot more
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things I can count with precision, with the 4 billion items that I can count on.
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Whereas 65,000, I can think of lots of scenarios where I might need a break, and I'm very good
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So once we cross 32 bits, and same thing for memory addressing, although in the beginning
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there was no personal computer that could fill up all the 32 bits of that memory bus,
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so eventually we got there.
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Once you cross 32, you have a lot more headroom.
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So 8-bit and 16-bit, it's like, "Eh, lots of problems where this is annoying."
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And floating point doesn't help you entirely because of precision and all that stuff.
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32-bits, you're like, "Ah, I can run this for a while."
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We ran on "32-bit processors" for a long time, until we eventually got to the point where
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you could fill a PC with more RAM than could be addressed with 32-bits, and then we needed
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to go to 64.
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But that took a really long time.
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Now our phones are friggin' 64-bit, which is amazing if you live through the era where
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you had to progress your 16 and 32 and so on and so forth.
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Game consoles, same deal.
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computers, they have memory buses.
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Usually they use cheaper stuff because they cost less money than a PC.
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So when PCs were using 32-bit processors, game consoles maybe had 8- or 16-bit processors
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just because they had to cost so much less money and it cost less money to make smaller
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chips in surface area.
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And the more lanes you have for your address buses everywhere and the wider your interest
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registers and all that other stuff, the bigger they are.
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So once consoles, like so 16-bit was TurboGrafx-16, SNES, Genesis, second Master System was 8-bit,
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Anyway, you can look on Wikipedia what the bits were, but so there was 8-bit gaming consoles,
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Once we got to 32, around the era, surprisingly, of the Nintendo 64, we got to 32.
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PlayStation was 32.
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Nintendo 64 was arguably not as 64y as they made it out to be.
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Okay, why do you say that?
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I don't think every, like, it didn't, I have to look up Wikipedia, but I don't think the
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memory bus in Nintendo 64, for example, was 64 bits wide.
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Yeah, I think you're right, that there were, like, parts of it that were 64 bit, but not,
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like, it was arguable.
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Because, like, because why would you make the memory bus 64 bits wide?
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I have no idea, I'm just pulling this off the top of my head, but seriously, there's
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no way in hell, physically speaking, they have a 64-bit memory bus on something that
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that had like two megabytes of RAM.
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Like it doesn't make any sense.
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Right, because you need four gigs
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to exceed the addressability of 32 bits.
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And if they did, it must have only been
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because they were reusing an existing part,
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but it just doesn't seem like they would do.
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It's the same reason they had 24-bit memory bus
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on the Macintosh, because first of all,
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you're never gonna address like four gigabytes of RAM.
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You can't have four gigabytes.
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You know, the Macintosh had 128 kilobytes of RAM.
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- So even a 24-bit memory bus was over.
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So you save money because you have less room on the chip,
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less traces on your board, blah, blah, blah.
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So I'm assuming that it wasn't,
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but if any part of it is 64-bit, you can call it 64-bit.
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- Okay, so a little bit of digging as you were talking.
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The R4200 has a 32-entry translation
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local side buffer, yada, yada, yada, blah.
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The system bus is 64 bits wide
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and operates at half the internal clock frequency.
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However, the R4300i, which is what I believe was in the N64,
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a derivative of that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and a cut-down 32-bit system bus for
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reduced cost.
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David ELLIS-COPP- Yeah. But in marketing, for marketing, and by the way, like I said,
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lots of times in 32-bit processors, the, like, you know, with x86 and x86 have an 80-bit-wide
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floating-point register or something like that. I don't remember. Something else--
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I just had to learn how to decode that format.
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David ELLIS-COPP- Yeah. But no one ever said it's an 80-bit processor. Just because of
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convention they just kind of say, "Oh, the memory bus and the integer registers, that's
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kind of what we call the processor," right? That's why they're marketing terms, because 16-bit and
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32-bit, you might think it means something, but unless you know exactly what it means,
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never mind that the width of the memory bus and the size of integer registers really says nothing
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about how fast the thing processes stuff. Anyway, gating speed is hard, but there was a clear
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with number of bits up to about the 32-bit point
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where we hung out for a long time,
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and now that we've gone to 64-bit,
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where we really are 64-bit,
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you know, even 64 memory loss,
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I don't think we're at full 64.
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What does the Xeons have?
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They probably have 48-bit.
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- Yeah, 'cause there was that PAE thing for a while
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where to address more than, I think, 16 gigs,
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or something like that, where even the Intel,
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even when Intel went 64-bit,
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you couldn't address 64-bits worth of memory
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without certain tricks here and there.
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And I think that has since been lifted
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to a pretty high level, but--
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- But probably not a full 64.
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I know that you can buy servers
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with like 256 gigs of RAM in them, right?
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But you can't buy servers with however much RAM
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fits in 64 bits, which is some astronomical amount.
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- Right, yeah.
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- Zeta bytes or whatever the hell it is.
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So we're still saving money in that regard,
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but 64-bit integer registers
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are going to run us a good long while.
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And I don't really see anything going to,
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first of all, there's no need for a 128-bit memory bus
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because we can't even physically put 64 bits of memory
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like to fill that whole address space.
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And 128-bit integers aren't really getting you
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that much more of problems that you can deal with
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in 64-bit registers.
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Floating point registers are even wider
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than they've ever been now too.
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And on GPUs and in sort of the media streaming
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SIMD instruction sets,
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Those could actually stand to go a little bit wider just to be able to process more
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values at once because a lot of times they're using like what they call half precision values
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for games and stuff where you don't need—so they'll still use 16-bit stuff just to pack
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more in to process more at once.
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So there's probably headroom for those to all crank up to 32 and 64-bit or to use floating
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point everywhere for everything.
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So there's some headroom there.
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But no one brags about GPUs in terms of number of bits either because it doesn't make any
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sense and that's just not how they're marketed.
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So this is a very long-winded explanation that gets into more technical detail than
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you probably cared about, but I think that's part of the thing.
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This was entirely a marketing thing that latched onto a real thing that happened in the progression
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of the width of certain aspects of CPU design in the '70s, '80s, and '90s that has leveled
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off because there's no longer any obvious benefit to widening these things at an accelerated
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Again, setting aside GPUs, which there is some benefit
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to continuing to widen stuff there,
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and they will continue to be widened,
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but GPUs aren't marketed in that way.
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So, marketing's weird.
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- I would also say, like, you know,
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back in, you know, like we grew up in the,
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well, Casey and I grew up in these days,
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John was already 50, but you know,
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we grew up in the time where, like, you know,
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like we both really saw, like, the eight bit
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to 16 bit to 32 bit generations.
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And, you know, eight bit systems,
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like they didn't market themselves as eight bit,
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it was the NES versus the Sega Master System,
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vast majority dominated by the NES.
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And then the Sega Genesis was very heavily marketed
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when it came out as 16-bit,
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'cause it was like, this is twice as good.
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That was really like when the marketing, I think,
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was like, oh my god, this is 16-bit.
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And then the Super Nintendo came out,
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and that was well-marketed to be 16-bit as well,
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not as heavily as the Genesis, though.
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And then we went 32-bit with the PlayStation 1,
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the Sega Saturn.
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And then the generations kinda started being staggered.
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Like the N64 came out, there was a gap
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between the 32-bit generation and the N64.
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So it started becoming like, oh look,
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since there's a gap, and the N64 was in many ways
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significantly better than the Saturn and PlayStation 1,
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then it was like, this is, they were kinda trying to say
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this is the next generation, even though it was kind of like
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a half-generational step.
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Like the generations were no longer in sync.
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And then that continued.
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in the future generations, like Sega went kind of
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middle of generation with the Dreamcast,
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then the PS2 came out really early,
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and then the Xbox happened like a little bit later,
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so like the generation started to become more staggered,
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and it wasn't all like, okay,
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these are the two systems for this one,
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then these are the two systems for this one.
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And then of course this corresponded with,
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that's what John was saying,
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how like the bits kind of stop growing and stop mattering.
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The number of bits has so little bearing
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on modern performance.
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Like computers back then, especially the kind of computers
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that were in game consoles, were really simple.
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I think once we got to the era of having many different
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processors being involved and having them all be
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pretty complex and then having things like
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vector instructions which take the,
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you mentioned SIMD and then you have GPUs coming
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and you have the GPU revolution that's happened
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over the last decade or so where GPUs have gotten
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is so incredible and so much of computing
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is moving to the GPU and that's where so much
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of the action is happening and there the bits
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are completely different than the CPU bits.
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A lot of things don't work the same way
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or don't matter the same ways.
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So I think most of the reason we've moved past
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the bits thing is that, like Simon asked,
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how many bits does a modern console have?
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You kinda can't say 'cause like well,
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how many bits in what part?
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Do the integer registers of the CPU or the address bus
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even matter to modern performance?
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Or is it, like, for a gaming console,
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you're probably looking more at the GPU than anything else.
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How many bits wide is the GPU, you know,
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in various, like, buses and things like that?
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Like, that might matter, but even that's hard to compare
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between different architectures and different generations
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and everything else, like, it's just,
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everything is so much more advanced now
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that it's way more complicated.
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There really is no single number you can say,
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"Alright, this is a 128-bit system."
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You really can't say that anymore,
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and it's not really a relevant question to even ask.
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- They do have the numbers that they say, though.
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Like, to that end, manufacturers do throw numbers at you,
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but the numbers are no longer about width.
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In most cases, although, like I said,
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I think they probably will go back to width
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once they start, once the GPU precision starts going up
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and that starts mattering more in games,
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but for now, they don't say that.
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But what they do tell you is,
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They tell you FLOPS, floating point operations per second, of the GPU, because that's kind
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of how they just do the sort of, you know, my GPU is bigger than your GPU.
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Like the architecture is so complicated that no one can comprehend it, right?
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No regular people can comprehend it, and it's very regular and repeated, and maybe they'll
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tell you the number of execution units or something, the number of engines or the number
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of building blocks, but really what you want to know is floating point operations per second.
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That's just some big aggregate number that doesn't really have any bearing because you're
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never actually maxing it out.
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maybe if you're a really good game developer you might be maxing out for some period of
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They'll tell you memory bandwidth, which is important for how you can shuffle information
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to and from your big pool of RAM and to and from the CPU and the GPU.
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And those numbers I think have way more bearing on performance than any kind of width, because
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at least they tell you like, "I can process this many things in this amount of times,
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and I can ship this many things from A to B."
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And these days that's what people are measuring consoles are.
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And then maybe clock speeds they'll throw in there, but really it's not that much.
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They don't even do that much CPU measuring.
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There's lots of ways you could measure CPU, but they don't even really compare those because
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they know that for the most part, especially as we've gone to HD and now 4K, the GPU is
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very often the limiting factor.
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So they throw that stuff around.
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So there's always some number that come up with a marketing team to let people measure
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their consoles against other people's consoles.
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But it hasn't been bits for a while.
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And speaking on the bits thing, I don't know if this was clear, but the reason it mattered
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so much back when we were going to 8 to 16 and 16 to 32 is not just the accountability
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of things, of saying, "Oh, 65K is not quite enough."
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I think the thing that brings it home as a link that I couldn't find, I just tried to
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Google for it, maybe he'll be more successful, is to think about what it would be like to
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build a game on a device that had eight-bit integer registers and no floating point.
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So you get zero to 255, and you have to make a game.
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That's all you have.
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You can add, subtract, divide.
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You can do whatever you want with those numbers, right?
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But there's no floating point, and you can never have a number bigger than 255, and you
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can have a number smaller than zero.
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And if you want to do negatives, you can reserve a bit for sign and halve your range, right?
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that's, if my memory serves me correctly, that is not just the hypothetical exercise,
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that's the original Game Boy. And if you think of the sum of the games that are arranged
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in the middle of Game Boy, like say you're making a side-scroller, how do you keep track
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of where they are on the thing? Or say you're doing a top-view Legend of Zelda, where are
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they on the map? How many inventory items do they have? Like, try making a game where
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you can only count from 0 to 255. It's really hard. You have to be very clever. And never
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mind the "Oh, by the way, that's also the thing that's figuring out how to draw the
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screen and what palettes to go from and how to define sprites and do stuff like that.
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That's why the bits mattered so much because when you went from 8-bit to 16-bit, suddenly
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you had enough numbers for counting that you could define bigger color lookup tables and
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you could make bigger sprites and ship them around and count to higher numbers to make
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bigger maps.
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And yes, of course, audio processing is, you know, higher bitrate for audio and stuff like
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You would see the result of those bits on the screen.
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The clock speed, you don't even care what that was.
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You're just like, now I can count to higher numbers.
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Now I can keep track of more colors and more things on the screen because I have, you know,
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there's literally, you can count to higher numbers.
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It makes a big difference, especially when you don't have floating point to approximate
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those things.
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And so the leap from 816 to 32 were huge partially because of the bitness, just because you were
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so starved for the ability to just count and do basic math and keep track of things in
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the limited architecture. But once you can count to 4 billion, you're probably okay with
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the counting thing. You're probably okay with the number of colors. You've got all that
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stuff covered. And by the way, you have floating point. Some of the point along the line floating
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point comes in, so if you really need to do something, you can do floating point. And
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so that's why you don't have bits anymore. But I think bits were actually super important,
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Like Margot said, 16-bit was a change you could see.
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So much more than you could see the difference between PS3 and PS4.
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8-bit to 16-bit was just like, it was bigger than Retina.
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It was, no one is confused about it.
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Is this an NES game or SNES game?
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Nobody is confused.
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It was such a big difference.
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That's kids these days.
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The closest thing they have is appreciating how much faster new iPhones are than previous
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ones because they're still getting faster pretty fast.
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But there is no technological equivalent to 8, 16, 32-bit console progression for people
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growing up today, so far.
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And maybe when we get into the holographic things or biological modification, we'll
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have even bigger changes.
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But for now, you just have to listen to stories from old people.
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Well, I would say, too, I think one of the biggest reasons why we stopped talking about
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bits is that even the whole concept of having these console-measuring contests just fell
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out of relevance because consoles are all so powerful now.
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I don't know anybody who, I mean, maybe except Jon,
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who would make a console buying decision
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based on hardware specs.
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- Oh, you're just not in the right forums.
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Console wars still exist.
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- Oh, and I'm sure those people will always talk about it,
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but I think it's definitely not in the mass market,
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if it ever was even.
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Like, you don't buy a new console today
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because of how many mega flops or teraflops
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or whatever the unit is today.
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Like, you don't buy a console today based on that.
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Like, if you're deciding between the Xbox of the day
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and the PlayStation of the day and the Switch of the day,
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that decision is going to be made based on things like games,
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like titles that are available for the systems.
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It's gonna be based on things like media features,
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heart, like output features, like does it support 4K or not,
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VR potential, add-on potential,
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that's gonna be the kind of thing
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that most people buy their consoles based on these days.
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The hardware is so good now.
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The gains that are occurring in the hardware
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are oftentimes not very relevant in numeric terms
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compared to other attributes of the system
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that aren't necessarily its raw performance.
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- So my dad, as I've mentioned in the past on this show,
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worked for IBM for almost my entire life.
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And I remember that he was so excited
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about the cell processor in the PlayStation 3
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and was talking to me constantly about it.
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I don't know how much of that was just
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because he was an IBMer and it was an IBM processor,
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or at least in part anyway.
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I don't know how much of that was like
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regular people marketing or how much of that
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was just IBM patting themselves on the back.
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But, and John, I'm kind of looking at you to clarify,
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but I heard about this cell processor constantly about,
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"Oh, Casey, did you hear what they're doing with the cell now?
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Oh, and they're doing this for scientific computing.
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Oh, they're doing this for some other thing.
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It's not just about the PlayStation.
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This is gonna revolutionize the way computers are built."
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Which sorta kinda was, sorta kinda wasn't.
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But anyway, did that marketing ever really happen,
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or was that just being the child of an IBMer?
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- It did, and like I said,
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part of the reason you don't see as much of that these days
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is just because the consoles became so similar,
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because the ability to create the stuff
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that goes into consoles started to go so far outside the realm of console developers' ability.
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They couldn't even outsource it and say, "We want you to build you a CPU like this," just
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because it costs so much money.
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And so they started to have to pool their resources, and it would be like, "NVidia says,
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'Well, we've got a lot of GPUs, and we can customize one of our GPUs for your thing,
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but we're not going to build you a fresh GPU from scratch just for your thing.
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we can cobble together something out of leftover bits of the last generation of our desktop
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parts. And there's no way you, Nintendo or Microsoft or Sony, are going to design your
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own CPU from scratch. Like, forget it. So how about everybody just uses PowerPC CPUs
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of a couple of different variants and AMD ATI GPUs. And so we had a whole generation
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of consoles with PowerPC GPUs cobbled together from cores that were used in Macs, slightly
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modified and ATI at that time GPUs.
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And in this generation you've got x86 CPUs from AMD, they're in the PlayStation and the
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Xbox that use that, and GPUs from AMD also.
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Very similar, very off the shelf parts.
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So what are you going to brag about, right?
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And so the cell was different.
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The cell was probably the last gasp of, we want a radically different thing that is not
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just a bunch of PowerPC or x86 CPU cores thrown in, although there were PowerPC cores in there,
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because you can't do everything from scratch.
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But it's going to be really weird and really different and really exotic and have lots
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of interesting ideas in it.
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And to make that happen, they had to convince IBM, or IBM had to convince itself, that your
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dad said, "It's not just about the PlayStation, there's going to be lots of applications for
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the cell, and we can use it for this, and we can use it for that, to justify the massive
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investment they put in partnership with all these other people to make this thing."
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And they did reuse PowerPC cores for certain, for like, I forget what they call it, the
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PPEs, right?
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But for the SPUs, they made these other little cores, and they made this ring bus and everything,
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and it was a really cool, really interesting CPU architecture.
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Like, go read the articles about the cell.
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It is novel and interesting and has lots of ideas from like supercomputing and other things
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in a small package.
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Totally a technological feat.
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So your dad was right to be excited about it.
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But to Marco's point, you know, people don't care about that.
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They just care about the games.
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And to your point, Casey, Sony did market the exoticness of the cell as much as they
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They were all about the cell is different than other people's things.
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And it was different.
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pitch was it's different in a way that will make you have amazing things. In reality,
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it was different in a way that will make it very difficult to write dev tools that work
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to it because it doesn't work like any other game console, and it was very difficult to
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write a program that efficiently used all those resources because it was honestly not
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quite a good balance in resources. You really had to figure out how to orchestrate them
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just so you were using them all to their maximum extent and not leaving any idle, and it was
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just—it took years and years for the best developers, game developers in the world,
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to figure out how to wring all the performance out of the cell. By the time The Last of Us
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came out, it's like, "Wow, PS3 is pretty powerful. It's going to do some pretty amazing stuff."
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But it's still kind of unbalanced, and the whole system is kind of RAM-starved, and I
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wish it had more of this and a little bit of that. And it's the, you know, Casey must
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love this, because the current generation of consoles, and you know, for a while now,
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it's been the American approach of "There's no substitute for cubic inches." You know
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you can solve this problem? Give it a ton of RAM, give it a big powerful x86 CPU and
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like a cut down desktop GPU. Done and done. No exotic architecture needed. Solve the problem
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by throwing displacement. That's what they're throwing at, right? And it's easy to develop
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for it because it's kind of the same, you know, PC, game console, whatever. You get
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an x86 CPU, a GPU that you're familiar with, 3D APIs that you're familiar with, a mature
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toolchain and everything that's what people want and that's what they have so
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the cell approach was technologically really cool and interesting and they did
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market the really cool interesting part of it but it ended up making a console
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that didn't produce the results in terms of cool fun novel games that Sony wanted
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it to and so everybody learned the lesson of that including Sony and the
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ps4 was like a giant apology about the ps3 the ps4 fixed everything that was
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wrong with the ps3 was so conventional so straightforward had so much friggin
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RAM was so simple to develop for and that's why the PS4 did so much better than the PS3.
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That went on longer than I expected but that was awesome. So thank you John for telling
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us about it.
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Everybody loves game consoles. They're great.
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I want to argue with you but I've been really liking my Switch lately as I keep bringing
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up over and over again.
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That uses an off the shelf Nvidia Tegra X1 because Nintendo can't even afford to have
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people make mildly custom things for them anymore.
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- I love the Switch.
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I'm so, it is the system I,
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and you know, it is the system that I've been happiest with
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basically since my Genesis.
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Like that's, I have not had a game system since my Genesis
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that I was this happy with.
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And it has almost nothing to do with the processor
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or the GPU, I have no idea what it has in it.
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I didn't look at that when getting it.
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I haven't thought to look at that since.
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I have no idea how it compares to the Xbox 17
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whatever the hell Xbox is the current Xbox.
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- Way less powerful, that's how it compares.
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- Yeah, probably, but it doesn't matter at all.
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Like, it just doesn't, because what matters is the games,
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and the games are awesome.
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Like, that's, that to me is so much more important
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than any of the specs, and like,
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I'm just, I'm incredibly happy with my game console,
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and I have no idea what's in it.
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- So it does matter in that if it was really difficult
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to develop for the Switch, it would take longer
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to make games that are up to the standards
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currently playing them, right? And there will be fewer games because not as many developers
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would be able to, you know, so like there are aspects of technology that impact, like,
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how do we end up with good games? You need to have a minimum baseline of like, "Oh, I can develop
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games to this and it's not too weird. And I can develop them efficiently with skills I already
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have without encountering too many bugs, without having to learn an entirely new custom dev
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environment and 3D API and toolchain and everything.
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Like, that's a part of the technology selection that does
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impact the part that you care about.
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I would also argue that the power of the system
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also influences what you care about,
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but it's clear that the Switch is
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a compromise between a plugged into the wall TV connected
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console and a portable one.
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So they have to make compromises in power,
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and it is less powerful.
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And I think that decrease in power
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gives you the huge benefits of portability,
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which according to Nintendo's surveys that they're running, tons of people use this in
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portable mode, so they made the right choice there.
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But the downside is that games that are possible on the PS4 and Xbox One X, especially the
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Xbox One X, but also the Xbox One, may not be possible on the Switch.
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And so they won't even get ports, or if they do get ports, they'll be cut down ports, which
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means that most people will want to play them on their consoles, right?
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So power is still a thing that Apple needs to—Apple.
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Nintendo needs to give up with.
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There are rumors that Nintendo actually is going to come out with a sort of a Switch
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Pro with a more powerful, probably, Nvidia Tegra X2 maybe chip inside it.
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Again, probably off the shelf.
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Because that's the thing they're doing these days is making spec-bumped versions of existing
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consoles that nevertheless play all the old games, sort of like a generation and a half
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And the reason they do that is, like, Nintendo also knows if we make this more powerful,
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it expands the realm of the kind of games we can make.
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The Breath of the Wild's follow-up,
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if there ever is one for the Switch,
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but whatever platform it's on,
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we'll be able to have a more detailed,
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more expansive world than this one is.
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In the same way that you could never do Breath of the Wild
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on a Wii U or a Wii,
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like that better game that we all love,
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it's just care about the games,
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you can't do that game on less powerful consoles
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because the world is too big,
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the draw distances are too large,
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doesn't have the hardware or software
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all too set for all the level of detail stuff,
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doesn't have the RAM, so on and so forth.
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So technology does enable good games and has to be pursued, but absolute spec numbers are
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not the end all be all.
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Because if you add up all the theoretical floating point operations that the cell could
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do, it looks like it's this amazing monster CPU, when in the end people couldn't even
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figure out how to use half of it and half of the launch games were leaving huge swaths
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of the surface area, the silicon surface area of the chip, idle because they just couldn't
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figure out how to even use all those cores and their engine only knew how to use like
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use one or two and leave half the hardware idle like the launch games, that's not a good
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Yeah, and just to put a period on this four-hour Ask ATP, I really love having the ability
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to pop the Switch out of the dock and just walk around with it.
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And I might be the only one.
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I mean, obviously what you said, Jon, is that it sounds like Nintendo is seeing a lot of
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that, but—
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Yeah, they released some numbers like we surveyed our users, like something that Apple never
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does and say, "How often do you use your Switch docked portable and both?" And the
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number of people who are like me and Marco who only use it docked was very small. It
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was like 20 percent or something, and 80 percent of people are using it portable at least some
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of the time.
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Yeah, yeah. And I use it probably half and half, to be honest, which I know is probably
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barbaric to you, but, you know, it is what it is. All right, so we'll try to do an abridged
01:35:53
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couple of AskATPs to round this out. Johnny O. would like to know, "Hey, what's the deal
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with sports. He writes, "Please explain to the nerd crowd the concept of being a
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sports team fan. I don't understand why people refer to my team, etc., unless
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they've actually played for that team." Well, you've written into the right
01:36:09
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podcast, Jonny. We are sports experts here. No, we can cover this quickly. So, sports
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is about more than just, as with anything in life, is about more than just looking
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at the the quote-unquote ones and zeros of it and looking kind of a little bit
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deeper. And so, let's talk about my team. So, I went to school at Virginia Tech in
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in Blacksburg, Virginia, and Virginia Tech had, at the time,
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this was in the very early 2000s,
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had a exceptionally great football team
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that was quarterbacked by Michael Vick,
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who ended up being a not-so-exceptionally great human being.
01:36:41
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- Wait, is this the Dukies, HomePods, whatever they are?
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- There we go, yep.
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- There you go.
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So the reason one would be enthusiastic about that
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is because in the case of college sports,
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that's your peers.
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were also students of the same university that are playing in this, you know, national
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arena. And so why is it my team? Because I was also a student at Virginia Tech, just
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Because you went to school in the same school that they did.
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So you were there.
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And they were there.
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So doesn't it make it our time, Casey?
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You don't get that reference. Stop laughing, Margot.
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- No, I'm laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation.
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You're right, I don't get the reference,
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but when I was in high school,
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I was in the marching band for the football team, right?
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So I was literally at every football game,
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sitting 30 feet from the football players,
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watching the whole game,
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participating in this weird way of playing music
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to encourage them and celebrate victories in the game.
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And I still wouldn't say we won.
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I would never call my team, our team,
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It was literally like I was right there.
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I was somewhat involved.
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I never thought that way.
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This is my team.
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I couldn't give less of a crap how they did.
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- But anyway, I think Casey is explaining,
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is an accurate explanation of why people feel
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it's their team.
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I just think, my comment was being snarky and I'm silly,
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but I think people who go to the school
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do feel it's their team because they go to the same school.
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Despite the fact that I feel like most college athletes,
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especially at the highest level,
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are really going to a different school than you are.
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- Oh, absolutely. - The experience of school
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so different than your experience of school. But it is still your school, and you are going
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to it, and so are they.
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Yeah, and this is also applicable for professional sports, except it's a much more nebulous
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association.
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Except the school is your state and/or region.
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And/or country for the Toronto Blue Team.
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Right. So if you look at a professional sports team, it's often that it's the team that
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either your family has been rooting for. So as an example, I'm a fan of the New York
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Giants, and my grandfather, my mother's father, has been a Giants fan pretty much since the
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franchise started. And so I just grew up watching the Giants. That's just what we did. And at
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the time we lived in the New York area. And so it made sense for that to be our team because
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of geographic proximity. Where this really falls apart is all the completely, all the
01:39:12
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people who are woefully uninformed and think that the Dallas Cowboys or the Pittsburgh
01:39:16
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Steelers are good football teams with the notable exception of the 10 fans from each team that actually live in Dallas or Pittsburgh
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Because if you ever notice an NFL fan
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Generally speaking they either like the Cowboys or the Steelers and generally speaking they have no association with either Pittsburgh or Dallas
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Not that I'm bitter about this. That's old football fans who remember when the Cowboys and the Steelers would win Super Bowls, right?
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Steelers? They win Super Bowls? Isn't it now about like Cowboys versus the Cheaters?
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Yeah, it's really how the Cowboys versus anybody yeah, then the cheaters are John's team actually I don't have a team
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Well, cuz your team is cheaters. Yes. I wouldn't want to claim them either. I wasn't rooting for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
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I'm just gonna say that so anyway, so the idea is that
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Take something that you either participated in as a kid. So as an example, I played a little bit of basketball as a kid and
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Imagine watching something that you can do. All right, but watching some watching somebody who is a professional
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at that thing and it's just it's it's almost poetic watching how good they are at that particular skill in that particular sport
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That's what's that's what's fun about it
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And then when you add in that kind of ownership either by way of a school affiliation or geographic affiliation
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It just becomes fun. And you know, why would you watch somebody play a video game, right? It's the same thing
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Now, maybe you wouldn't claim that that's your team within the video game, but video games have teams now too though
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That's their point. E-sports actually do have teams and the teams are regional and they're so they're trying to adopt that model
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Yeah, but you get the idea is that?
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Imagine something that you do
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But it's some other people that do it a hell of a lot better than you will ever do it and it's just cool to
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Watch and and plus, you know games are fun games are fun to watch games are fun to play
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And so it's just a confluence of all of that and I have a feeling that Johnny Oh
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You're gonna listen to this and be like, yeah that didn't convince me at all and that's okay
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sports aren't for everyone. And I'm not a crazy sports person that watches ESPN all day every day
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and lives for SportsCenter or anything like that. I just enjoy football and occasionally a couple
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other sports too. Well, the question wasn't about why do I enjoy sports, it was about why being a
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sports team fan of having my team. I think you did address that, but I don't think the question
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was like, "Why are sports enjoyable?" Period. Like, just to see achievement, human achievement,
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or whatever. It's about the fandom and my team type of thing. To that end, if I was to give my
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short version of the answer to this would be that sports are a socially acceptable outlet
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for xenophobia.
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Well, that too. That too. Not that I was making fun of Pittsburgh Steelers or Dallas Cowboys
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fans at all just moments ago. All right, TT On Air writes, "Hey, I know you're not a big
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fan of Facebook and what they do with their data. How do you guys feel about this whole
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Instagram thing since Instagram is owned by Facebook?" And I don't have a good answer
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for this. I'll be the first to tell you. I do not have a good answer for this. And my
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My answer is, I freaking love Instagram, and I'm going to steal Marco's thunder and steal
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Marco's line and say, "It's my happy place."
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And because it's my happy place, despite the fact that they're insistent on trying to ruin
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it, I'm going to keep using it until I have an even more compelling reason not to use
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I will—I do have a Facebook account, I occasionally look at it.
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I would happily get rid of my Facebook account long before I would get rid of my Instagram
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And that's just a choice I'm making.
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I'm not saying it's a good choice, I'm not saying it's reasonable, I'm not saying it's
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It's not hypocritical or backwards or whatever,
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but it's just my choice.
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- Yeah, I mean this, it's a really,
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like I was talking a little bit on Twitter
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about this earlier, like it's hard because,
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you know, the tech giants are so big,
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like Facebook owns so much stuff.
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If you're trying to, for instance,
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get off all Facebook services,
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what if you're in one of the many parts of the world
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where WhatsApp is like the default messaging platform?
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That applies to a lot of places, to a lot of people.
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There's a reason why Facebook bought it for,
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what was it, like 19 billion dollars or something like that.
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It's everywhere in certain places.
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I know it's kind of an oxymoron,
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but it's, 'cause WhatsApp is not very big in the US,
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so US residents might not realize how big of a deal it is,
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but everywhere else in the world, WhatsApp is huge
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and really is, it's bigger than SMS,
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it's bigger than messaging, it's bigger than iMessage,
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it's bigger than everything in certain parts of the world.
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To tell somebody, oh well Facebook happens to own that
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and Facebook is a terrible company
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and so you should quit everything of theirs
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including WhatsApp, that could really have
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a pretty significant negative impact on someone's life
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if they're in an area where WhatsApp is big for them.
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And it's hard, I love the idea of dropping a tech giant
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that is being horrible to people or to its company
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or to data or whatever else.
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In some cases, it's easier than others.
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Like when Uber is being terrible,
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which happens all the time.
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Like a lot of us move to Lyft, like I did.
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I haven't used Uber since all that crap,
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whatever it was like a year ago.
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- Same. - I've been using Lyft.
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And it's, you know what, it's totally fine,
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because everywhere I've been,
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like I don't use ride sharing that often.
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Usually it's only like when I'm traveling somewhere.
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But every time I've used, I've hired a Lyft,
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it's been totally fine.
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But there are certain regions where Lyft
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just doesn't really serve,
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or doesn't serve anywhere near well enough to be useful.
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And so people there have to suck it up and use Uber.
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And I'm not gonna tell them,
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don't use any of these services.
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Sometimes that's your best option.
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Sometimes that's your only option.
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So with Facebook, they own so much.
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And a lot of what they own,
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both things like WhatsApp and Instagram,
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Instagram's a bit of a special case,
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which I'll get to in a second,
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but stuff they own like WhatsApp
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and the core Facebook service itself,
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for a lot of people, they can just drop this stuff
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and it's no big deal, and that's great,
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I encourage you to.
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But for a lot of people, if they aren't on Facebook,
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they can no longer see the pictures of their grandchildren,
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'cause that's the only place where people post them.
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I have never been a really active Facebook user,
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I've never posted stuff to Facebook or anything else,
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but I do regularly check two communities on Facebook
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because that's the only place that these communities exist.
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One of them is for our summer place
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and one of them is for the local school.
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There's a group of parents for the local school on Facebook
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and a lot of times that is the first, the best,
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or sometimes the only place that certain
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very relevant news or info is posted.
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And this applies, lots of people,
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they're kinda stuck using Facebook for this reason
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because there's some kind of community or something
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that only posts incredibly important to them information
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on Facebook.
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So it's really hard to tell people like that
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you should stop using Facebook because the impact of them
01:46:09
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not using Facebook, like the cost to Facebook
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of one less account, is probably virtually nothing
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compared to the cost in that person's life
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of not having access to these communities
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or this information that is posted there.
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So it's hard to make that argument
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that people who were in a situation like that should do it.
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And I made the analogy earlier on Twitter,
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it's kinda like when people get mad
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because they have a bad experience with a flight
01:46:35
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and they try to swear off an airline forever.
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And there's like five airlines
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and they don't all go to all the same places.
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So if you live in, say, a hub for United
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and you have a bad experience on United,
01:46:51
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which is common, 'cause you know, it's terrible.
01:46:54
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Like, what are you gonna do, swear off United?
01:46:56
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Well, it's like, if you live somewhere
01:46:57
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that's one of their hubs and all the flights
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going in and out are United, you're gonna have
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a really hard time flying anywhere after that.
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And there's not that many airlines.
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So if you swear one off when you have a bad experience
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and you say you're never gonna fly with them again,
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that starts to impact your life pretty significantly
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without too much time.
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And so I feel like the tech giants
01:47:20
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in a similar situation where they own so much
01:47:23
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and so much of, so many of these big tech services
01:47:28
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are so critical to people's lives
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and many of them don't have direct alternatives
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or direct, or they have such lock-in to certain communities
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that it's very, it's kind of unrealistic
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to expect people to move en masse
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that it's really hard to just tell people
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you shouldn't use everything.
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Instagram is a bit of a special case
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because to a lot of people, Instagram is not critical.
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It's not like, it isn't often part of your job or anything,
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but for me, if I quit Instagram,
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I would lose access to a lot of my friends
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and my family's photos
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because that's where they all post them.
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And they don't have blogs, they don't have websites,
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we don't have photo shares elsewhere.
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And maybe we could try to set some up,
01:48:13
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but that becomes a much harder problem
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for me to be taking a political stance
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and say I don't want to use Facebook stuff anymore,
01:48:19
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to then try to convince all my friends and family
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and people I don't know very well
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who I just enjoy their photos,
01:48:25
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like, hey, can you instead start posting these over here?
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Or in addition, start posting these over here?
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It becomes a much harder proposition.
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And I would be fine without Facebook.
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I would just lose access to these communities
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that are occasionally useful to me.
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And I'd be fine without Instagram.
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how to be less happy.
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There are certain, like, just inertia in that.
01:48:51
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Like, I've been on Instagram since, I think, 2010.
01:48:55
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My entire, you know, like the entire life I have here
01:48:59
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in the suburbs that includes the house, my dog,
01:49:02
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the entire life of my son,
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has all been cataloged routinely on Instagram.
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Every year, Tiff makes a photo book of Instagram photos
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for our family, and that's kind of like our family's,
01:49:15
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like our family photo albums, or like these Instagram books.
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It would disrupt a lot of that stuff.
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And so, it's hard for me to overstate
01:49:25
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how much I dislike and disrespect Facebook,
01:49:31
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the people who run Facebook, the idea of Facebook,
01:49:36
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and just the horrible amoral, morally bankrupt people there,
01:49:40
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right at the top, right up to Zuckerberg
01:49:43
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and Sheryl Sandberg, right at the top.
01:49:45
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They are morally bankrupt, horrible people
01:49:47
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doing horrible things, and that's also not very new.
01:49:50
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It's not like this just started happening
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in the 2016 election, this is not new at all.
01:49:55
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They always have been, horrible people
01:49:56
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doing horrible things, they're spineless turds and cowards.
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I really, really do not like them.
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But I also can't totally avoid their services
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and retain access to certain information
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that I need and want, and the joy
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and family and friends connections I get through Instagram.
01:50:17
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So it's hard to avoid, it's not a simple thing.
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It isn't so simple to say like,
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"Are you being hypocritical by still using it
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"or why haven't you quit yet?"
01:50:31
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To a lot of people it's more complicated than that
01:50:33
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and it's a bigger calculus than just like,
01:50:36
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"Do you like these people or not?"
01:50:39
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'Cause I hate those people but I still,
01:50:42
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I've decided that the statement I would make by leaving
01:50:46
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is too small for the cost it would be to me in my life.
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- You call those services too big to bail, I guess?
01:50:57
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- I see what you did there.
01:50:58
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- That's where you put the cricket.
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- Oh yeah, definitely.
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- Sound effect in there.
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I think that was quality.
01:51:02
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Now, that's basically what you're saying, too big to bail.
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You would like to get out of them,
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but they're just too big,
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'cause you can't convince everybody.
01:51:07
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So, two things.
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I'm going to
01:51:11
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Remind the world and the recording that I'm speaking into to take credit for the airline
01:51:16
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Analogy that you just make is I'm pretty sure I made that exact same one a couple years ago
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Although you probably don't remember also. I'm pretty sure John rhetoric made it before you
01:51:24
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Yeah, no, it's it's turtles all the way down
01:51:27
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No, I mean like in real life not on a podcast sometimes I say things that aren't recorded on a podcast
01:51:37
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Did you really say them then? Yeah, I know
01:51:40
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Who's to say if this is not recording who can tell?
01:51:43
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And two I'm going to predict that
01:51:47
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three weeks from now or so
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There will be a podcast featuring me where I talk about this very same issue at length
01:51:56
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And so I'm not going to talk about it length here. So if you're interested in hearing that discussion
01:52:00
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That will probably happen sometime in the next three weeks. You can check out reconcilable differences on relay.fm
01:52:07
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I look forward to hearing that in six to eight weeks.
01:52:09
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- Rectifs is by the way, one of my favorite podcasts
01:52:13
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in the entire world.
01:52:14
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I love that show so much.
01:52:15
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- Yeah, it's quite good.
01:52:16
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- You really should be, you the listeners
01:52:18
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should really be listening to that if you're not already.
01:52:20
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And not unlike this show,
01:52:22
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the shows do tend to run a little long,
01:52:24
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but they are worth every damn minute.
01:52:25
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So you should be checking that out.
01:52:27
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- Thanks to our sponsors this week,
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And we'll see you next week.
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01:52:35
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Now the show is over, they didn't even mean to begin
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
01:52:45
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him
01:52:50
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
01:52:56
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm
01:53:01
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If you're into Twitter, you can follow them @C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-S
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So that's Casey Liss M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M
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It's accidental (it's accidental)
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They didn't mean to accidental (accidental)
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Tech Podcast So Long
01:53:34
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Hey, a lot of people have been reaching out and saying, "Hey Casey, have you thought about
01:53:39
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the Kia Stinger GT?
01:53:42
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Think about it.
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It's a nice car."
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It's not that nice.
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A, it's not that nice.
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B, I've sat in it.
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C, I didn't like the interior.
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And D, two pedals.
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But otherwise, if you, you know, other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the
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Otherwise, it sounds nice.
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It did tie the BMW 340i in a comparison test, which shows just how far BMW has fallen.
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I think I mentioned that in a past show.
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It actually occurred to me just the other day,
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I was saying this to somebody, shoot,
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I don't remember who it was,
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but it wasn't on a podcast, so I guess I never said it.
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I was walking back up the driveway from getting the mail,
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and I looked at the garage, and I looked at Aaron's car,
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and I looked at my car.
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I looked at my car for a while,
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and it occurred to me just a few years ago,
01:54:27
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like especially in 2013, for example,
01:54:30
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when Marco and me and Underscore went to the driving school,
01:54:34
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Just a few years ago, I would have said I was pretty much equally into Apple and BMW.
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That was during the heyday of my BMW love, speaking of heydays.
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And I loved both of those brands more than almost anything.
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And I don't really give a crap about BMW anymore.
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I feel like I've been so let down by this one experience.
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And I know I shouldn't judge all BMWs forever more based on one somewhat crummy almost lemon,
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but I just, I can't find myself,
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I can't find myself getting excited by BMW anymore.
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- Yeah, I'm also, I think I'm in a very similar boat,
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but maybe even more extreme.
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BMW just isn't relevant to me anymore.
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When I moved to Tesla, I didn't realize
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quite how different it would be
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and quite how much it would make all other cars
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just seem like the past by comparison,
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and in multiple ways, not just the drivetrain,
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but the big touchscreen, having some of the more smart,
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useful little features, the app features,
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some of the practicalities of just the giant hatchback
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and how much space, how much cargo space there is in it,
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it's super nice.
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Like yesterday, I had a flat tire on my bike,
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I had to get a new inner tube,
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and I don't know how to do that,
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so I brought my bike to the store in town
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to have them do it, and I fit this giant,
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27.5 plus semi-fat bike in the back of my car.
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As I was, I opened the trunk,
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it doesn't fit with a lot of leeway, but it does fit,
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and I opened the trunk when I got there,
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parked on the street, and I pulled this giant bike out,
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and there was this person inside with it like,
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wow, you just pulled that out of that car?
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They couldn't believe that it fit, it's so nice.
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Anyway, yeah, I kinda have a similar feeling
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of like, I have no interest in going to test drive
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with the new M5 or anything like that.
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And it's one of the reasons why it was so hard
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for me to answer that question a few weeks ago
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of like, what car would you have if you couldn't have
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this, the Tesla?
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I really have no idea.
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I'm not interested in any other cars at all.
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And again, maybe that will change in the future
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when there's more electric options for everybody.
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But honestly, I don't anticipate that changing
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in the near future.
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I think that's probably gonna be a far future thing.
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But anyway, I'm totally with you.
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What BMW, the direction they've gone in
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has seemingly been significantly more mass luxury market,
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like obviously going after a lot of
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probably formerly Lexus customers.
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And a lot of that came at the cost of the enthusiasts.
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- BMW's not gonna get any Lexus customers.
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Lexus customers need reliability.
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They're going after Mercedes customers.
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- You're accustomed to a little bit of unreliability
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but want a softer car.
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- Yeah, that's fair.
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Yeah, but it is kind of funny that like,
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kind of like the decline of BMW's appeal to us
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has corresponded somewhat to the decline
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of Apple's appeal to us.
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It's kind of sad really.
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- You took my moment,
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'cause I was about to say the same thing.
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- Oh, come on, that was obvious.
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You can't blame me for that.
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- Oh, but still.
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But no, but you're right. - All right, you can have it.
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- But I mean, I shouldn't have cut you off,
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but here I am, so since I have.
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I feel very similarly, but way, way, way less so about Apple.
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That there are things that are annoying me about Apple
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that never used to annoy me.
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And I'll beat up on Siri just briefly
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because that's the most obvious example.
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Anytime I go to use Siri, I just die a little inside.
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Not literally, of course, that's a bit,
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what's the word I'm looking for, hyperbolic?
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I don't know, whatever.
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Anyway, it's a bit extreme.
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But nevertheless, it's like it annoys me every time
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in a way that Apple stuff used to delight me
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every time consistently that I touched it.
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And I feel like this vector is the same direction
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but a far smaller magnitude that I'm getting,
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I'm finding myself not as emotionally excited
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by Apple stuff as I was in the past.
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Now there are exceptions.
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Like just the other day, I looked down at my iPhone X
01:58:51
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and I was like, you know what?
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This is a really awesome phone.
01:58:54
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And having that swipe gesture has made everything better.
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And in the lack of a home button,
01:59:00
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like Face ID still does drive me nuts in a few ways,
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but by and large, it's so cool.
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And so I'm not trying to say that I've like lost hope
01:59:07
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in Apple by any means,
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but, and certainly the alternatives
01:59:10
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as we've gone around and around
01:59:11
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and about numerous times on the show,
01:59:13
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the alternatives are not really alternatives.
01:59:15
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But nevertheless, I find myself getting similarly
01:59:20
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disappointed, I'm not mad, I'm disappointed in you, Apple.
01:59:25
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And that's a bummer, 'cause it's, I mean,
01:59:27
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it's just a company, right?
01:59:29
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Like, here again, to come back to the Ask ATP about sports,
01:59:32
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like, Apple was kind of my team,
01:59:34
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and Marco, I'm definitely taking a page out of your playbook
01:59:36
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on that one, 'cause you've made this point for years,
01:59:38
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that Apple was kind of your team,
01:59:40
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and I feel like my team is not a slump, that's dramatic,
01:59:44
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but my team is not winning championships left and right
01:59:47
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like they used to be, and that's a little bit of a bummer.
01:59:51
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- Yeah, and I think it's especially,
01:59:53
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it's a little depressing when you don't have something else
01:59:58
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to replace that source of excitement for you.
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When I fell out of love with BMW, that was easy for me,
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because now I'm a big fan of Tesla,
02:00:08
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and so it just kinda got replaced.
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The reason the Apple stuff bugs me so much
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is that I haven't replaced that yet in my life
02:00:15
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and I don't really know what will replace it.
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- You replaced it with video games.
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You love video games now more than you have in a long time.
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That's replacing your Apple love.
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- I mean, yeah, I love a few video games.
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I would hardly call it a category.
02:00:30
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- You just said that the Switch is the best gaming thing
02:00:33
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you've had since your childhood Sega.
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So I think that's pretty high praise
02:00:38
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in the grand scheme of things that you've loved
02:00:40
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in your life and video games may fade
02:00:42
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the next Nintendo thing is like that doesn't appeal to you or doesn't have good games and
02:00:46
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then you'll be all excited about your new Jaguar I-Pace.
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I would probably, like no matter how good or appealing it was, I don't think I would
02:00:55
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ever actually buy a car from that brand because I just never want to have to say it to people.
02:01:00
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You don't have to say Jaguar, you can just say Jaguar. You can say Jaguar like Steve
02:01:04
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Jobs. Oh god, no I mean, but the problem is like no matter, first of all, it's kind of
02:01:08
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of like a dick brand, right?
02:01:10
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And it's-- - No!
02:01:12
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- You're thinking of BMW.
02:01:13
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- No! - No, it's way worse.
02:01:16
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I mean, they both are to some degree, but--
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- I don't think it is.
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It is snootier sounding, but I think if you had to picture
02:01:23
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the kind of person who drives a Jaguar
02:01:25
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and the kind of person who drives a BMW
02:01:26
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and you're gonna sign, you're gonna put a dick label
02:01:28
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underneath one of them, it's definitely going
02:01:30
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underneath a BMW person.
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- Either brand, if somebody asks you out loud
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in a room full of other people who are being kind of quiet.
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Hey, what brand is your car?
02:01:41
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Like, if you have a BMW,
02:01:43
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you wanna say that a little bit quietly.
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If I had a Jag, I'd be, I'd like,
02:01:47
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I would just be like, I don't have a car.
02:01:48
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Like, I would just not wanna say.
02:01:52
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- I think that the Jaguar product managers,
02:01:56
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you know, marketing managers would love to hear you say that
02:01:58
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'cause that's the image they want.
02:01:59
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They want it to be like Snooty and High Flutin,
02:02:01
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but realistically speaking, these days, I don't think it is.
02:02:04
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I think Jag would just love to be included
02:02:06
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in the same buying decision as Lexus,
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let alone BMW and Mercedes.
02:02:09
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- Oh yeah, they're totally irrelevant,
02:02:10
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but the other factor is like,
02:02:12
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I just don't wanna hear everyone tell me how to pronounce it.
02:02:16
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Well then, never get a Porsche either.
02:02:17
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- I was about to say the same thing.
02:02:18
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- Honestly, I was thinking the same thing as I said,
02:02:20
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I'm like, you know, yeah, that would also apply
02:02:22
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to that brand, which I'm also not even gonna try to say here
02:02:24
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because I'm not gonna say it right, now I don't care.
02:02:26
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- So anyway, I don't want a stinger.
02:02:30
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But yeah, I think you hit the nail on the head, Marco,
02:02:32
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about part of the reason why I'm bummed about BMW
02:02:35
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really revving my engine anymore is that I haven't figured out what's replaced
02:02:41
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replacing it. Like there's a part of me that's enthusiastic about getting a
02:02:45
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Wrangler and I'm not trying to open that can of worms but I I don't know that
02:02:49
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that's really gonna replace that love because there was a stretch of time that
02:02:52
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every time I got in my car I was just thrilled and excited to be sitting in
02:02:57
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that chair and now it's it's not an appliance but it's closer to an
02:03:04
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appliance than something that gives me pleasure, and that's really unfortunate. And I don't
02:03:11
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think I would view a Jeep in quite the same way as I did the BMW circa 2013. And that
02:03:18
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just bums me out. I wish I had something to replace that kind of joy in my life. And maybe
02:03:25
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I will, but not today.
02:03:26
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Maybe it'll be your family. Nah.
02:03:28
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No, come on, don't be ridiculous.
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can replace this joy says the person who just had a new child. You know what I mean, dammit,
02:03:37
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come on. Why you gotta make me sound like such a jerk? Speaking of which, back in Build
02:03:42
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and Analyze, I forget like when in the series it was, but sometime during Build and Analyze,
02:03:47
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I was talking back then about like, you know, possibly, that was when I was like waffling
02:03:51
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over like what car to get and like after the first BMW and I was thinking about something
02:03:56
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driving fast and Dan was talking about how he used to care
02:04:01
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about fast cars and now he just got minivans
02:04:05
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and he was totally fine and he just kinda stopped caring
02:04:08
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about driving fast.
02:04:09
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- That's a lie because he eventually got an Audi.
02:04:12
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- Yeah, his next car was an Audi.
02:04:14
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But that sounded to me like that would never happen to me.
02:04:18
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I could not fathom that ever happening to me.
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I would always care as much as I did then.
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And I did care for a while.
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I went through some nice fast cars,
02:04:28
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and my current car is fast,
02:04:30
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but I really do feel myself caring a lot less over time.
02:04:35
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And I'm not really taking a little turn
02:04:40
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that's down at the bottom of my street
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where I can kick it out a little bit
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when there's leaves down.
02:04:44
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I don't do that anymore.
02:04:45
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There's certain highway ramps
02:04:48
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that I could go super fast before,
02:04:49
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and I just kinda don't do that anymore either.
02:04:52
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Even just over the last year,
02:04:53
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where I felt myself really chilling out a lot in that way,
02:04:57
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where even the other day I was thinking,
02:05:00
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maybe on the next one I won't mind so much
02:05:02
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that I'm now forced to get the smart air suspension,
02:05:05
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which softens the ride.
02:05:06
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That sounds kind of nice.
02:05:08
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And I realized after I was thinking that,
02:05:09
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I'm like, oh my god, who am I?
02:05:11
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But like-- - You're Mercedes,
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here we come. (laughing)
02:05:15
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- Yeah, but I started realizing,
02:05:17
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my priorities have changed too.
02:05:19
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If I was buying a new car today,
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I would still get a Tesla,
02:05:22
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I would still get a fast model,
02:05:24
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but it's because I would want the biggest range,
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which is not the fastest model,
02:05:32
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which is the decision I made with this one,
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and I would make the exact same decision again.
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The speed of it is way less important to me
02:05:38
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than the range of it.
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I like that it's fast.
02:05:40
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I have fun with the speed sometimes,
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but it's way less often that that's relevant to me
02:05:46
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than it used to be.
02:05:47
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And for you, Casey, as we've mentioned in the past,
02:05:50
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being a car enthusiast is so much a part of your identity.
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And it need not be, that's an option that you have.
02:05:57
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- Oh, I understand, yeah, yeah.
02:05:59
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- But you still, you have a lot of that love,
02:06:02
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and to some degree you probably always will.
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But it's okay if it comes to this,
02:06:10
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if you realize this in introspection,
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it's okay for your priorities to change,
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or for the significance that you apply to certain factors
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to be rearranged or to shift around.
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And so you said you used to be really thrilled
02:06:30
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getting in your car and now it's more of a function,
02:06:34
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and part of that is because you've had this car for a while
02:06:37
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so it's no longer as novel.
02:06:38
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Part of that is because you kind of hate this car
02:06:40
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because of how much it costs you.
02:06:42
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- Also true.
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But part of that's also like you are growing up.
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You're what, six, seven years older now than when you got it?
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- He's growing up, he's in his mid-30s, he's getting old.
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You stop growing up.
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- We're always growing up.
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- You start getting old at a certain point,
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and I think you, guess what, you're getting old now.
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- We are continuing to get old,
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some of us older than others.
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- Get busy living or get busy dying.
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Finally, something you'll both get.
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Reference acknowledged.
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- Whatever it is, it's okay to change over time
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and to recognize that that's what's happening.
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- And I agree with you.
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The thing is, I don't feel like I'm that different.
02:07:19
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I agree that I am slightly different,
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and the joy I get from Aaron's car is indication to me
02:07:26
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that I am feeling differently,
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because Aaron's car feels to me anyway very cushy.
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It has a lot of those techno bits that your car has,
02:07:34
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not exactly the same, but there's an app
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where I can start it remotely,
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and I know you're like, "Aha, what's an engine?"
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you get what I'm driving at. And I get a lot of pleasure from Aaron's car, despite the
02:07:46
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fact that it's big, it's slow, according to John, tips over if you steer more than, you
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know, five degrees laterally. But in every way it's wrong from the list of things that
02:08:00
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Casey enjoys. But I do like it. And I think the thing that the crisis I'm having is that
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I don't feel like I'm that different.
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Like all I really want in the world is somebody that is not BMW to make me either a 340 sedan
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And I don't think that really exists.
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And there was a report, I'm not going to be able to find the link, but a friend of mine,
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Brad, sent me a report, some rumors that the 3 Series is going to lose the stick in the
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next generation, which isn't particularly surprising, but is kind of devastating. And
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I know I need to just wake up and smell reality that the three-pedal cars are not long for
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this world. But I feel like I'm being—this is a lot of words to say—I feel like I'm
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being abandoned. And BMW is supposed to help me, and it sounds like they're abandoning
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me. And either way, I'm grumpy about the fact that this car has cost me a bazillion dollars.
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So I just, I feel like I'm a Ronin, right? Like I'm a man without a master now. And that
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bums me out because I want to be able to find a car that gives me that joy again.
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And you know, the Giulia did give me a lot of that joy, and maybe I would feel slightly
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differently about it if there was literally no other options. Like if there were no three
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pedal cars. But you know what I mean? Like, I feel like I've been left wanting, and that
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kind of bums me out because I feel like I'm the same as I've always been. Older and maybe
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wiser and certainly slower, but I...
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At least older.
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Yeah, at least older.
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But you know what I mean?
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I feel like nothing is filling that void, even though I'm ready for something to fill
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[door closes]
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