249: Beehives Full of Bees
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I'm fired up tonight in the sense that I love hate my phone and we're gonna have to talk about this later.
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There are some parts I really, really, really love in some parts that are driving me freaking crazy.
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And I think we should talk about that later. That's what we in the business like to call a teaser.
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If this stays in the show, I guarantee someone will write in and say, "So that's actually not a teaser."
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- That's actually a sting preview.
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- It's a blast reference.
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- Oh God, it's a miracle that anyone puts any content
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on the internet by choice ever, ever.
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- Well, if we ever wanna get to that,
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I do wanna talk about the feedback to my laptop article.
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- Oh, I have feedback I would like to file, actually.
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- Unfortunately, Syracuse covered it pretty well.
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I don't have great today.
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- No, I didn't talk about it.
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I purposely didn't try not to talk about your article.
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We have still plenty of things to talk about
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on your article with you specifically.
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- All right, good.
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- Yeah, and I have plenty of complaints to levy,
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so I would like my chance.
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Let's start with some follow up
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about the multitasking gesture on the iPhone X.
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It was funny because as a podcast listener,
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I have listened to every Apple-related tech podcast
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I listen to, get all of the feedback about the one true way to do the multitasking gesture,
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the one true way that is flawless and will never ever fail. It just so happens that there
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are about 75 one true ways to do the multitasking gesture on the iPhone 10. And I had thought
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by the time we had covered it, perhaps the internet will have gotten this out of their
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system. Oh no, my friends, the internet is not done. So, one of you has comically put
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in the show notes, and I'm guessing this is Jon, the tyranny, the tyranny, tyranny,
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the angst of the pause. The tyranny, the tyranny of the pause. Tell us about this.
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Jon Streeter Yeah, this was the implied context of all
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of my comments on the multitasking gesture. Last year we were talking about how I had
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difficulty doing it from the home screen, but how it was as far as I could tell the
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same gesture as elsewhere and why I had difficulty doing it on the home screen.
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And at one point I ratted off a bunch of gestures that I had tried, things that people had suggested
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and things that work elsewhere.
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The implied but not stated part of that conversation was that all the things I was describing I
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was doing instead of the one where you drag up and then pause for a little bit and then,
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you know, like basically what I think of as the sort of standard one, I think it's the
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one they demoed in the keynote, where, you know, pull up from the bottom but don't take
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your finger off the screen and then wait a little bit and then the multitasking thing
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comes. And the reason that was my implied context is because I hate pauses. I hate,
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you know, tap and hold. I hate anything where I have to do something for a set amount of
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time and there's no way I can speed it up. That's why I was interested in the, you know,
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j-turn, 45 degree angle, swipe, all sorts of other little things.
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So everybody who wrote in to tell us, "Why are you doing all these strange gestures?
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Just pull up from the bottom and then wait a second and it'll come up."
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I definitely knew that.
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I don't want to wait.
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The second category of people are saying, "You actually don't have to wait.
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If you pull up a precise amount from the bottom and immediately remove your finger from the
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screen, it will bring up the multitasking gesture."
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And I guess that gets rid of the weight, but I find it more difficult to exactly get that
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distance right than I do to do one of the J-turn or 45-degree anchovies, whatever.
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So anyway, in case it wasn't clear and you didn't know, you can pull up from the bottom,
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pause for a moment with your finger on the screen, and the multitasking thing will come
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And that is probably easier to pull off than any of the gestures that I was describing
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in which you don't have to do that, but you do have to wait, and I don't like waiting.
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had no idea. It's like you grew up in the New York area. We got a little bit of feedback
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about the refund requests for AppleCare+. I could have sworn I had put this in the show
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notes, but I was wrong for the past episode. So we'll be in the show notes for this episode.
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And John Him was the first person I saw to write in with a link to a KBase article, "Hello,
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Steven Hackett," wherein it's entitled "How to Request a Refund for an AppleCare Plan."
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Blah, blah, blah. There are a few important things to keep in mind when you cancel and
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return AppleCare coverage plan. If you cancel your plan within 30 days of your purchase
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date, you'll get a full refund minus the value of any service already performed. If you cancel
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your AppleCare plan more than 30 days after purchase, you'll get a refund based on the
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percentage of unexpired AppleCare coverage minus the value of any service already provided.
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And so it's a thing, which I didn't know. And we even heard a couple people say that
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they told geniuses, or perhaps not geniuses, and perhaps it was salespeople, but one way
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or another told Apple retail employees that this was a thing, and they didn't even know
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it was a thing, as it turns out. So, yeah, it's a thing. We'll put a link in the show
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notes. All right, who is it that put this weird Kickstarter that I'd never heard about
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before in the show notes?
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It was me. It's always me. We were talking last week about the advantages of face ID
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over touch ID, especially if you have things wrong with the tips of your fingers or they're
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dirty or scratched up, stuff like that. And also if you're wearing gloves, and I mentioned
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that they had gloves that will let you use your touch screen, but those gloves don't
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let you activate Touch ID. Well, someone sent me this link to a Kickstarter for gloves that
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let you touch your screen, you know, with gloves on, like they work with a touch screen.
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But also, they provide not your fingerprints through the gloves, like I was suggesting
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last show, like there are no gloves that magically surface your fingerprints, but instead give
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you a bunch of stickers with ostensibly unique fingerprints on every single sticker that
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work with Touch ID.
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So what you do is you put on these gloves, or put on these little stickers on your gloves,
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And each one is unique.
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Like every single person who gets one gets a unique fingerprint thing.
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Train it on your gloved fingerprint thingy, and then you can unlock your phone and use
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it with that glove.
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Of course, what that means is that if someone wants to unlock your phone, they just need
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to steal your glove instead of cutting off your finger or lifting your prints off a glass
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of water or whatever Mission Impossible type thing they're gonna do. But anyway, it's a
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Kickstarter. All the normal caveats are by Kickstarter. But, you know, someone's always
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got an interesting idea, and here's another one. Unique fingerprint stickers.
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I had no idea this was a thing. Well, it's a Kickstarter, so is it a thing?
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Touché. Touché, sir. Well played. Aye yai yai.
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All right, so apparently we have some things to talk about with regard to iCloud restores
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during iPhone X setup.
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- I spoke too soon.
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Last week we all spoke, well, maybe you didn't,
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but I did, about like, oh, iCloud restore during setup,
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it's much faster now, everything works great.
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That was all true up until the point
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where my wife's phone wanted to update to whatever,
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I think it's like the iOS update
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that gets rid of the weird funny character thing
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when you try to have capital I, whatever,
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whatever update that was.
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And she normally updates her phone
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and eventually tried to do the update.
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And it said something to the effect of, oh, yeah, no,
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this OS update will run as soon as your iCloud restore
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And it said that for about two weeks now.
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And that's bad.
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And whenever a question is to me,
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it was like, can I just cancel this iCloud restore?
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And it's like, I don't know.
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It's another one of those iCloud things where reboot your phone.
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As far as I'm aware, the iCloud restore
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finished the day we set up your phone.
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Like all the apps are there.
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What remains to be done?
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I don't know.
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It's not like I have some view into the system that
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tells me what the iCloud restore process is doing.
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So I find this mildly upsetting.
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And I don't as yet have a solution.
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I assume what I'm just going to do
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is Google the error message, because that's
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the level of debugging we're at in the iOS world these days,
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especially as it relates to iCloud things.
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So you can find how many other people have this problem.
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But in the end, yeah, it's like reboot the phone, step zero,
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and see if that magically changes something.
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- We got some bad news from Apple, and I'm quoting now.
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We can't wait for people to experience HomePod,
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Apple's breakthrough wireless speaker for the home,
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but we need a little more time
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before it's ready for our customers.
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We'll start shipping in the US, UK,
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and Australia in early 2018.
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This was not given directly to ATP,
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but it was given to a couple of news sites
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or bloggers or what have you.
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The HomePod is indeed delayed,
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So I guess next week or perhaps later this week
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we'll hear the same for the iMac Pro.
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'Cause weren't both promises here, is that right?
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- Yeah, but the iMac Pro's gonna make it.
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- Sure, why not?
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'Cause like five people will buy them
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and it doesn't really matter and it will probably make it.
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- I mean technically the 2013 Mac Pro
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was available in December 2013,
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but if you actually wanted to try to order one,
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you weren't gonna get it until February 2014.
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So the iMac Pro might follow a similar path.
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I don't really know if anything in particular
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is holding up the iMac Pro.
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I'm sure they have their reasons,
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but I'm sure they have nothing to do
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with whatever's holding back the HomePod.
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The HomePod seems like it's just very,
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it seemed like it was in such an early state
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when they announced it last June
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that it slipping a few months now
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is not that big of a surprise.
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And it's all new.
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All new hardware, more importantly,
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probably all new software relying on their fairly shaky
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service back end for Siri, so lots of possible things
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could have gone wrong here or could have missed deadlines
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here to make that get delayed by a few months.
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So this is not at all a surprise.
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And I hope, from what we've seen from the HomePod so far,
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which is admittedly very, very little,
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it sure doesn't seem like it's that competitive
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with the other products in that market.
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So maybe they're making it a little bit better.
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That's kind of my hope here is like,
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maybe this will be a little bit more competitive
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against the Echo line of products especially
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and then also against things like Sonos and Google, whatever.
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- Maybe it will be done is more like
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what I think this is getting at.
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They showed the hardware, but they had so little
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of the software done that all they would let people do
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with it is play music, but this is ostensibly something
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you can talk to and they were demonstrating none of that,
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Which makes me think that the hardware was at that time much farther along than the software,
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and software is much harder to predict when it will be done, and I feel like it's not
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done, and that's why it's delayed.
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And as I said on upgrade today with Jason, when they announced that the HomePod would
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be released, and the iMac Pro for that matter, in December, they announced that it's in September
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when they had the iPhone event?
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Is that when all the stuff—
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No, they announced it in June.
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Or June, whatever it was.
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Anyway, when they announced,
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they announced December then, right?
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- Yeah, in June during the W2C keynote
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is the only time we've ever heard about the HomePod,
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and then they said December.
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- Was that W2C, really?
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Yes, oh wow, anyway.
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- As soon as they announced December,
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they preannounced that they would not make
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the holiday season, right?
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So now, when they're delaying it until early 2018,
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it's not as if suddenly they're missing the holiday season.
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They already preannounced
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they were missing the holiday season.
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This is not a new change.
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All they have done is crossed it over the year boundary.
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And it's probably because, you know,
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I think we can make it by the end of year.
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That's our stretch goal team.
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And they didn't make it so it gets pushed out, right?
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But the nice PR side effect is,
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if they had announced HomePod and said,
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"This isn't coming until 2018,"
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there would be all these groans
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because you crossed the year boundary.
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But if you say December 31st, you're like,
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"Oh, but you know, it'll be here in 2017."
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And that's a better PR story.
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And then as December approaches and it becomes clear
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that you're not gonna do that
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and people just want to go home and get their vacations,
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then they can announce that it got delayed.
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So I think they were shooting for the end of the year,
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and they just didn't make it, and that's fine.
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Don't release a product that's not done.
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At no point was this going to be a holiday purchase,
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and it's still not a holiday purchase, so it'll be fine.
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- So one possibly worrying thing about this
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is that nobody seems that sad about this.
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Is that a concern?
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- Well, what are they gonna be sad about?
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I want that amazing demo that they,
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oh, they didn't show a demo.
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showed up playing music and it sounded good. Like, we don't even know what to expect other
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than it will play your music and some people said it plays music nicely and sounds good,
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right? There's no wow factor to this, especially with the Sonos announcements, right? If you
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want a speaker that sounds good that you can talk to, Sonos tells you that. And this is
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just like, "Oh, it sounds good and you can talk to it and you can talk to it and make
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it play Apple Music," whereas Sonos will play Apple Music but not when you talk to it right
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now. Like, yeah, this is Apple trying to enter a market that it's currently not in. But if
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they have something special to show this market, here's Apple's entry. And this is the special
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Apple magic. They haven't shown that yet. So what is there to really get excited about?
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I don't know. All I know is I feel less and less confident in Siri as time goes on. And
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There was actually a really, really tremendous crossover between Welcome to Macintosh and
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20,000 Hertz, both of which are phenomenal podcasts that you should be listening to.
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And I think it was Mark Bramhill of Welcome to Macintosh had said, he was of the opinion
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that as Siri sounds more and more and more lifelike and less robotic, we as human beings,
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And I think I certainly fall into this, are less and less and less tolerant of it being
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anything but perfect.
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Because the voice is getting eerily close to maybe not perfect, but really good.
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And so you expect the best out of this.
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And man, I don't know if it's me or what, but I just feel like Siri has been garbage
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the last few months.
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But you know what isn't frustrating, kids?
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Me being vindicated.
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And oh, boy, am I vindicated.
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We have some follow-up about the great dust-up of November 2017.
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The chili cook-off.
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The chili cook-off.
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If you recall, I had put an Ask ATP question into the show notes that Jon had tried to
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move out of the episode, and then obnoxiously I'd pretty much forced all of us to drag
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And we quickly discovered that Jon had built himself a beautiful mind style conspiracy
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theory as to what the actual intention of this question's author was.
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During the recording of that episode, I tweeted at the author, whose name is Jonathan Bowling,
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I said to him, "Was this an honest question or were you making an in-joke about John Merlin,
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To which he replied at the time, "Honest question, but I was betting something pretty funny might
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happen in the answers."
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And I believe we brought all this up during the show.
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John said, "See? He thought something funny would happen. He's setting us up."
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John: Marco cut that part out of the episode.
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David: Oh, did he?
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John; That's why, yes.
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John; Wait, did I? Yeah, that's why I put it back in this one, because it was like in
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the after, after, after, after show.
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David; Anyway, yeah.
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John; This response did come in, and so it was an honest question, but I was betting
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something pretty funny might happen. And my reading of that question was, "But I was
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betting something pretty funny might happen," and Casey's reading is different. But anyway,
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David; So, we got an email from Jonathan. I will not read all of it, but I will read
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some of it. Episode 248, "Chili Cook-Off" turned out to be more fun than I could have
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imagined. I was just hoping that you would include my question, so I had no idea that
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it would cause a mini-Saracusa rant, TM, that would backfire and make the question stay
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in the show. Thank you, Casey, for defending my good intentions. I've been a big fan of
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hypercritical build and analyze and ATP, longtime listener, first time, quote, "close to the
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metaller," quote. John's suspicions were unfounded. I do enjoy "Reconsolable Differences," which,
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by the way, is a tremendous program which you should listen to, but I didn't have anything
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from rec diffs in mind when I asked the question. I'd be curious to know which episode or episodes
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he thought I was referencing. Casey, I look forward to hearing you point out to John that
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he was wrong in the next episode's follow-up, copyright John Siracus of 2011. I should note
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that's in the email. I also look forward to his continued good-humored suspicions with
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a winky emoji. John, would you like to try to defend yourself at this time?
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John: Well, there's not really much to defend here because—well, first of all, I'm going
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I want to say that my hope after last week's episode was that you two, based on the feedback
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from everyone else, would come to a better understanding of what my objection was. Because
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if you recall—
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I'm more confused than ever.
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Well, maybe I can help you out. But anyway, I'm saying what my hope was. If you recall,
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the idea was there was this question in there. I moved it down. I said, "I don't like
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this question." Casey asked me, and then he asked me on the show, "Why don't you
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like this question?" And I explained why I don't like this question. And Casey said
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that my reasons were dumb. Right? So here, that's it. It was, "John, please tell me
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why don't you like this question?" I feel like I tried my best to explain why I don't
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like the question. There's no being right or wrong about why I don't like the question.
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But obviously, you two have not come to a deeper understanding of why I didn't like
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the question. And I don't know why this example didn't occur to me, but I think I
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have a better example to hopefully bring you to that understanding. If someone had written
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into the show, ask ATP, say, "Should I buy a white car?" If Casey said, "I don't
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like that question," I would understand why he doesn't like that question. That's
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Right? I would understand. Now, imagine that person had never heard the show before except
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like a friend said that we talk about cars sometimes and was legitimately thinking about
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buying a white car and you know all they talk about cars all the time and maybe
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in the after show they'll talk about white cars maybe I'll just ask them should I buy
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a white car because you know they're hard to keep clean and so on and so forth
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right still still if you said I don't like that question I would say I
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understand why you don't like that question right and if that person
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ordered and said I don't know what this thing you're talking about the white
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cars I just heard you guys talk about cars sometimes I'm thinking of getting
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one and white is hard to keep clean stuff so I for you to have an opinion
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even if they were a hundred percent honest I would still understand why you
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don't like that question. And I wouldn't say it was a conspiracy theory. Now imagine further
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still that Marco and I said, "Casey, I don't know what you're talking about. This person
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just asking about white cars. I have no idea of this larger context that you're trying
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to refer to of white cars, because you didn't – because this was like seven years in the
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future and we didn't remember this white car gag?"
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Oh, I trick – I assure you, I will never be allowed to forget the white car gag, but
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I'm with you in principle. I'm with you in principle.
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This is the situation I find myself in, because believe me, the close to the metal thing was
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as real as the white car as evidenced by all the people who wrote in to say that person
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is 100% trolling and John is right. I mean, they don't know what's in this person's heart
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any more than I do, right? But that it is legitimately a thing, as much a thing as white
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cars were. And yet you two have no recollection of it. And this person claims to have no recollection
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of it despite listening all the way back to hypercritical, which is where this is from,
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not reconcilable differences. Anyway, all this is to say, I hope you now understand
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where I was coming from. And I hope you can use the white car example as instructive to
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say, "What? Maybe you wouldn't mind that question. Maybe you would. But all I'm saying
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is if you said you didn't like it, I would understand why, and I think Marco would too,
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because we both have the shared context. Without the shared context, would you seem like a
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conspiracy theory person? What is this about white cars? What are you even talking about?
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Imagine how frustrating it would be for you to have to re-explain to me and Marco what
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to deal with the white car thing is.
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I do think, I am laughing, but I do think I understand your point better. I think the
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difference for me, and we can move on, but the difference for me is that the white car
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thing is, for better or worse, like the defining gag about me. It's that and who the hell
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You're so lucky to only have one, Casey.
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Well two, but I'm with you. Again, I'm with you.
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What's the second one? Water on the computer?
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No, well, okay, three. I said, "Who the hell is Casey?"
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In the computer.
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Yeah, in the computer.
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I'd forgotten about that one.
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You'd have to re-explain that context and I would say, "You're crazy.
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Everyone knows who you are."
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Yeah, well, fine.
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John Tiracusa, wise old soul.
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Stan and his friends born in the back row.
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Marco Orment, he's a product man.
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He's selling them off just as fast as he can.
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Who the hell is Casey?
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Who the hell is Casey?
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Who the hell is Casey?
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Who the hell is Casey?
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One day, Max and Dan.
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But my point is just that there are a handful of things that I think are going to be a lot
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there are a handful of things that I feel like all of us, upon hearing them, would say, "Yes,
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of course. Who the hell is Casey? I remember." And this one, to my eyes anyway, was way more
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esoteric and way- It's older. I mean, it's older. Like, we traced it back. It was like
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episode 50 of Hypercritical. That's like six years ago. So, you know, I guess you can feel forgiven
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for completely forgetting about it. I was just very surprised that neither one of you could even
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vaguely remember that it was a thing and we're just starting from whole cloth as if I was
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just making this up. I assure you I am not.
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No, I never really thought you were making it up. It just seemed—it seemed kind of
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bananas to me that you were so unequivocally convinced that this was trolling.
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I thought you would remember. I thought—I mean, obviously it's not as recent as a
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white car, but I thought one or both of you would certainly remember it. And either way—by
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the way, I will point out, like, at the end of this thing, I also look forward to John's,
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you know, continued good-humored suspicions. I mean, obviously if someone was trolling,
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the trolly thing to do is not to tell you they're trolling. Not that I'm doubting this person.
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I'm sure this person is right, but I'm just saying there are people on the internet like it's
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really easy to type words into a text box. But I'm sure this person is being honest and like you two
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has just completely forgotten about this from my Hypercritical days because that was a long time ago.
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David Tompa Although to be honest, so when did we record
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Neutral that started in January of '13? Is that right? I think that's right.
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John "Slick" Baum Yeah, that's about right.
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David Tompa So that was almost
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five years ago, and hypercritical was six or seven years ago. So, I mean, the white car thing is far
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closer to hypercritical than it is to us today. You know what I mean? Like, that's—which is weird,
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right? Because I feel like that was yesterday in so many ways. But anyway, it was—I was very punchy
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when we recorded, but I was never, like, genuinely upset at you. I just thought you were being
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utterly preposterous. But I wasn't. That's what I'm getting at. But just because you don't have
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the context doesn't mean there isn't a context. And it's completely irrelevant whether he was
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was being honest or not. That's what I was trying to get at with the white car thing.
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Because legit, someone could listen to the show. That's a real question that people ask,
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should I get a white car? I've had that question asked to me before I even came on this show.
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But it would be a hell of a coincidence if they asked it on Ask ATP, wouldn't it?
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Why would anybody ask if they want to get a white car or not?
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Yeah, exactly. Why would they? No, but why would they ask ATP? Maybe it's just a legit,
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honest question. But I would understand if Casey gave it a little bit of side eye and
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maybe said, "I'm picking questions maybe." I'm not going to pick that one.
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I mean, it seems to me that white cars just happen to Casey. He never has to actually
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consider them. That's true. See? Exactly.
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You've owned like 17 white cars. Have you ever had to ask anybody if you should get
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a white car or not? I've never asked anyone if I should.
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Like you said, it doesn't seem like he had a choice.
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One of them was a choice. They just fall from the sky into your driveway
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and then their engines break. Can you just dub in like the first 15 minutes
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of the first neutral where we discuss this? One of them was absolutely, unequivocally
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my choice. I specifically requested white for one. Every other one happened to me. I'm
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sticking with it.
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And for the record, I'm pretty sure Marco's the only one. He obviously originated the
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white car thing, and I think he's the only one who really cares. My first car was a white
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car too, and I think all I said on "Neutral" was that if you have a really nicely shaped
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car, then you can get it in white, but if your car is ugly, don't get it in white, because
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it highlights how badly shaped it is. But beyond that, I have no objections to white
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Speaking of Ask ATP, let's just mosey right on in.
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Shane Bouslo writes, "Do you think using Qi chargers everywhere and topping off the
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iPhone's batteries all the time will impact battery health?"
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I have no idea, but I've had the same question.
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So I think this is probably similar to lots of different battery health questions and
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theories and best practices that we've heard over the years with computers.
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There is probably some truth to the fact that
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charging lithium batteries all the time
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does actually shorten their lifespan
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if they're not kept within their ideal
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long-term charging health range,
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which is usually not fully charged.
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Usually it's closer to middle of the battery charge.
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If you want a lithium battery to last as long as possible,
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keep the charge level somewhere near the middle
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or in some kind of range near the middle,
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and that tends to keep them lasting longer.
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The reason I added this,
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and why I thought this was worth talking about,
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I feel like with your phone that you're using every day,
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that you are charging every night,
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that you are using it throughout the day,
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you're putting a good part of a full cycle
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on a battery every day, sometimes more if you use it heavily.
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I feel like your battery is not going to be very useful
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for more than about two years, maybe three years
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if you're more gentle on it.
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But no matter what you do, this is really hard on a battery
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to be used to be basically cycled,
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a full cycle meaning like full charge to nearly empty,
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to be going through a full cycle almost every day,
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you're gonna wear out that battery
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pretty much no matter what you do.
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And so the alternative, which is topping it off
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on these little chargers all over your house
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and car and workplace all the time,
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I don't think that's that much worse.
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It might actually be better even.
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What's worse for a lithium ion battery,
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keeping it at a full charge for a day
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or going through a full cycle?
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I don't know.
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but it's probably not gonna be that different.
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Either way, you're using it heavily.
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You know, like if you have a laptop
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and you use it on battery for its full range every day,
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that's gonna do the same thing with the laptop.
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If you keep it plugged in all the time,
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that's gonna be better for it,
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but again, like maybe not that much better
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because of the full charge being bad thing.
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So I think the answer here is
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keeping them on charges all the time
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will probably impact battery health,
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but the alternative would probably impact it more.
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And in the grand scheme of things,
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your phone battery, no matter what you do,
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is gonna have a not that useful amount of charge
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after two or three years, no matter what you do.
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- There are other factors here as well that make it,
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and I don't know what the answer is,
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this just muddies the water even more
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of whether this is better, worse, or the same.
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But to start, I bet people are not going to buy
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such a tremendous number of Qi chargers
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that they are now charging their phone
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appreciably more than they used to, if only because Qi chargers charge your phone so much
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more slowly, and one of the things that shortens battery life is really fast charging.
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So if you have a big iPad charger at your desk that you plug your thing into to get
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as much juice as possible when you're at your desk, versus putting it on a Qi charger that
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charges much more slowly, the slower one is going to be kinder on your battery.
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But it won't charge as much, obviously, in the same amount of time.
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But if you have a bunch of Qi chargers around the house, what you're instead doing, instead
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of charging very quickly in one location, you're charging more slowly in multiple locations,
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which again I think is better for the battery.
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So there's, you know, you'd really need to come up
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with an exact regime of where you're going to be
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and what you're going to charge
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to compare exactly this pattern of use
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to exactly this pattern of use.
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But in general, I would say, don't worry about this.
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Don't worry about the battery life being affected
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because there are just so many variables
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and depending on how they're each weighted
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in this giant equation, you can get better, worse
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at the same battery life.
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But like Marco said, either way,
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If you use your phone the same amount every day,
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that's in the end, you're using your phone that amount.
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It's got two or three years of that many cycles.
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Even if you don't cycle all the way,
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two or three years of just that much,
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putting energy into the battery and taking energy out,
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even if you always do it in the fat part of the curb
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where it's all good,
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your battery is gonna be a lot worse
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than it was when you bought it
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and you're probably gonna want a new phone
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and that's just the way things are.
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All right, JT would like to know,
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what are your thoughts and feelings
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Apple TV remote redesigned for AirPower and to fix other issues.
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You know, a lot of people have been writing in about, "What about this for AirPower?"
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Our—AirPower.
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What about that for AirPower?
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I don't get it.
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Like I think I said this last episode, but I will be very surprised if anything else
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gets AirPower support, except maybe the pencil, anytime soon.
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I don't think this is going to be like the catch-all, you know, cover your—all of your
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desks and all of your, you know, kitchen counters and AirPower sort of thing.
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I think this is only going to be for iOS devices and, you know, the AirPods and, and, and I
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guess watchOS is strictly speaking a different OS, but you know what I mean?
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Like, I don't think it's going to be keyboard and mouse and Apple TV remote and any of those
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And MacBook.
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And MacBook.
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Yeah, exactly.
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And especially like the Apple TV remote, I've charged that thing probably four times or
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feels like I've charged it four times in the year I've had it.
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may not be accurate, but my point is just it almost never needs a charge. Same with
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my keyboards and my mice, mouses, Mises. They almost never need a charge. So what are you
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really solving if it's at worst a momentary inconvenience, once a quarter or something
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like that? But I don't know, what do you think Marco?
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>> Marco: Pretty much the same. I mean, I have not, you know, we use our Apple TV almost
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almost every day, at least we did before we got stuck
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in Stardew Valley.
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And yeah, I think I've charged it, yeah,
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maybe three times.
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It's not a high-drain device.
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So the need to make charging especially convenient
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is not that high.
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Also, that tends to be a different place in your house
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or your office, or you have one in your office,
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and you tend not to travel with it.
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So if the benefit of an AirPower, Matt,
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is the thing that you stick on your nightstand table
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you put all your stuff on at night,
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well, you're probably not gonna have your Apple TV remote
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in your bedroom if your Apple TV is not there.
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Similarly, if the appeal of this thing ends up being
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literally convenient while traveling,
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you're probably not gonna travel
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with your Apple TV remote either.
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And if you do, you probably won't need
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to charge it on the trip.
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So, you know, it's a nice theory,
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but I don't think it matters that much.
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The Apple TV remote has so many other problems
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that they refuse to address.
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So if they're not even gonna bother making it usable
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while it's charged, I don't think they're gonna care
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that much that it's slightly inconvenient to charge it
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when you do it every six months.
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- I frequently forget that the Apple TV remote
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has a battery.
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- Because it's so small and it's not like
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there's a battery door and it like,
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I'm not sure if I have ever charged my Apple,
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I think I replaced my Apple TV before I charged
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the battery on it, it lasts,
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I don't use it as much as Marco obviously,
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it lasts a really, really long time.
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Although I have two quick Apple TV remote stories.
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The last time I lost it, I'm always losing the Apple TV remote because it's skinny and
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it goes down, couch cushion and stuff like that.
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My kids use it and so it's not like, who knows, but they carry it into the kitchen, it's in
00:33:18
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the bathroom, who knows where they're taking this remote?
00:33:20
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It's just everywhere, right?
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And there's no, as far as I'm aware, please tell me if I'm wrong, there's no like find
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your remote function where you can make a beeping sound, I would love that.
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That's a feature they should have.
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But anyway, I lost my remote and I thought, like, this is it, I've well and truly lost
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And I was thinking, like, boy, I'm glad they reduced the price to $60 down from 80, because
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I'm going to have to buy another remote.
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And even though you've got the remote on your iOS device where you can use that instead
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of the thing, as far as I'm aware, you can't – can you wake your thing from sleep with
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I don't know.
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I didn't try it, but I was like, ugh, like, I think I can't use my Apple TV until I get
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to replace a remote, because I don't think you can wake the little black cube from sleep
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without the real remote. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can. If you try to airplay to it, I
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believe it'll wake itself up. Oh yeah, that's a good, that's a good, yeah. I was
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thinking like... I would guess the remote app would let you do it, but I can't, I
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haven't tried it, so I don't know one way or the other, but I can tell you I'll
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airplay to it from time to time and that will wake it up. Right, anyway, I was
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halfway through that thought when I looked up at my little black thing and
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the little white light was on. So like, you know, I don't have to wake it up. It's
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already awake. And I'm like, but how can it already be awake? I've been looking
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for this remote for 15 minutes and I know it goes to sleep like no one has been in this
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room for a while."
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And based on that information, I realized I must be sitting on the remote somehow.
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And that's what's waking the thing up.
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And sure enough, I took yet another run at the couch cushions and the little things that
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are between them.
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It's just like a sleeper sofa or whatever.
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And eventually, I found the remote somewhere underneath my butt where I was squishing it
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and turning it on.
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And the second story is about someone had realized there was a bunch of iTunes purchases
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going through where they'd purchase like every episode of Seinfeld and a bunch of TV series.
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And there was like a husband and wife and they were asking each other, "Did you buy
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these? Did you buy these things?" Turns out it was the cat. The cat would lay on top of
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the remote and buy things for them on the turned off television through their Apple
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TV remote. So I don't know if that makes us a bad remote or a good remote. It's bad because
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it's lost easily. It's probably bad because a cat can buy things, but maybe not. Like,
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are very devious. Oh my word. All right. And Kent Akungar writes, "How can Apple do such
00:35:32
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amazing complicated things with software like face detection and AR, yet still get so many
00:35:37
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simple things consistently wrong, like one plus one or one plus two plus three on the
00:35:41
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iOS calculator and UI bugs related to device orientation, such as the attached?" We'll
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We'll put a link in the show notes.
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And it's a picture of what appears to be the phone or iPad,
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I think phone in portrait mode,
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yet the volume indicator is shown in landscape.
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With regard to rotation,
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I can say that rotation's a pain in the butt.
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- Any iOS developer will tell you that.
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So that I give them a buy on.
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- Although it does seem that there are a lot more
00:36:14
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rotation bugs in iOS 11 than there were before?
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- There's a lot more everything bugs in iOS 11
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than there have been in a while.
00:36:23
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But yeah, you're right.
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I don't have a good answer for this.
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I guess to some degree it's easy to get amazed
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by the new and shiny and it's hard to build software
00:36:36
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reliably and predictably.
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That's why agile software development became a thing
00:36:44
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was it was an attempt to be better about building,
00:36:48
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be better about predicting when software would be complete.
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And the whole shtick of it was that you
00:36:54
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wanted to be able to predict the future based
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on your performance in the past, rather than, oh, well,
00:37:00
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I should be able to get that done in two weeks.
00:37:02
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You can look at your past history and say, no, actually,
00:37:04
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that'll take you a month and a half.
00:37:06
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And all of the stuff around enterprise-level software
00:37:11
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development, which I know Marco doesn't understand, but John and I do. It's hard. It's hard work.
00:37:18
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It's hard to figure out the balance between how many unit tests you should write and how
00:37:23
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many you shouldn't and what your continuous integration story is. All of this stuff is
00:37:27
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hard and it's not, to most people, it's not very sexy. And so what is sexy? Face detection.
00:37:33
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What is sexy? Augmented reality. What's not sexy? Jenkins. So it's understandable, if
00:37:40
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if not necessarily excusable, that this would be the case. But I don't know. John, as my
00:37:44
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fellow boring old man when it comes to writing software, how do you describe this?
00:38:10
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And it's just human nature and priorities.
00:38:14
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And with anything where you, especially in a business like Apple's, where you're—it's
00:38:19
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not that it's a hit-driven business, but that you're only as good as your last success.
00:38:25
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Things like the calculated iOS calculator bug, where some animations in the calculator
00:38:30
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caused it to be less responsive, right?
00:38:33
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How many people are scrutinizing how good the calculator is from release to release?
00:38:37
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It's not a headlining feature.
00:38:38
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are not a lot of resources put towards the calculator. When it was first made, there
00:38:42
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was probably more than there are now, but there is an inclination in companies that
00:38:46
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have to make money to say, "We'll put time and resources and people into this thing,
00:38:52
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because it's the thing that we need, and then when we're done with it, we'll be like,
00:38:55
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'Great, we did that. What's the next thing? Move on to the next thing,' right? And take
00:38:59
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people off of that and say, 'Those people are working on it.'" And you have to leave
00:39:01
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somebody there, but there's some poor maintenance engineer responsible for the calculator and
00:39:05
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seven other neglected iOS applications. And people are human and you don't notice that
00:39:11
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maybe the animations you're adding are making the thing less responsive because, like, do
00:39:17
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you have a test where something, some automated thing presses the buttons really fast and
00:39:21
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makes it, you know, it's just less important. It's lower priority. There are fewer people
00:39:26
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on it. And that's just the nature of humans, the nature of work, and the nature of a business.
00:39:32
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So many, many things are explicable by the boring answer that we did that and we can't
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afford to leave our very best engineers maintaining the calculator for the rest of their careers
00:39:47
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because they're not going to like that and they're going to leave the company.
00:39:50
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And it wouldn't be efficient use of our resources.
00:39:52
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So we get our best people working on the next hard problem and everything else gets less
00:39:59
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And because humans are humans, sometimes those things mess up.
00:40:02
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Everything after that, that's like the easy thing to explain, everything after that, like
00:40:05
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why does iOS 11 have more bugs, does it seem like it actually has more bugs, is your perception
00:40:09
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different than their metrics, are they measuring the wrong thing, all the way down to software
00:40:13
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is hard and software methodologies and all that stuff.
00:40:15
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So from the outside it might seem inexplicable, but as Casey I think was trying to express,
00:40:23
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software in any large enterprise, including making a car or any sort of thing, is much
00:40:27
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more complicated than you think it is as a consumer of that thing, and complicated system
00:40:32
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are hard to predict and hard to manage, and that's it.
00:40:37
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There's no, it's not that Apple is being mean,
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or it's still people who don't know what they're doing.
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Nobody knows what they're doing.
00:40:45
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There are no adults, there is no silver bullet, yada yada.
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- Apple has, for a very long time,
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shown that they are not very good at multitasking,
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and that whatever is the current hotness
00:40:58
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gets all the attention, and whatever isn't
00:41:01
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gets either complete neglect or at best drive-by updates,
00:41:05
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where they, like, disk utility on Mac OS is a great example
00:41:11
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of it, where the entire Mac is pretty neglected
00:41:16
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much of the time, and when things do get updated on the Mac,
00:41:19
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they tend to get updated in these drive-by fashions
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where someone seems to be assigned, like,
00:41:25
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"Hey, wait, rewrite this whole thing, this app
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"that nobody was really needing to be rewritten.
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"Rewrite it all."
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and then they're given enough time to rush together
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an almost complete version, and then it ships,
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and then it seems like no one's allowed to fix
00:41:37
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any bugs in it ever again,
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or they're not on the project anymore,
00:41:41
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or they don't have the time,
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or they're assigned to other things and have moved on.
00:41:45
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And so things get updated or created from scratch
00:41:48
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in these low-priority areas,
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and then whatever is released as 1.0,
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which was probably rushed to meet a very tight deadline,
00:41:58
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those bugs basically stick around
00:41:59
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for a very long time or forever.
00:42:01
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Anything that is not the current hotness,
00:42:03
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that tends to be the case with Apple.
00:42:06
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As John said, there are lots of good reasons for that
00:42:08
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involving money and priorities.
00:42:10
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I think Apple's standards should be higher.
00:42:14
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Apple's standards are higher than average
00:42:15
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in most other ways.
00:42:17
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I think their standards for how to deal with their
00:42:20
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not as quite high priority products
00:42:22
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should be also similarly high, but they're not.
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and that's not a new thing.
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That isn't even a Tim Cook thing.
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Even under Steve, that was always the case.
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Whatever was not the current hotness
00:42:35
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got pretty badly neglected.
00:42:38
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And there's also a secondary divide here
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where Apple's frameworks have almost always been
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really, really good.
00:42:48
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Like in the entire era of modern Apple,
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I don't know what it was like before OS X,
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or like in the entire era of modern Apple,
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The frameworks have always been amazing.
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Things like the ARKit, things like Core Image,
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Core Audio, the Foundation, all that stuff,
00:43:04
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they make amazing frameworks,
00:43:06
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and that stuff has been solid pretty much
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the vast majority of the time and very advanced.
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The applications that Apple shipped with the OS
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and that they built on top of those frameworks
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have had a much spottier past
00:43:19
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and a much spottier record.
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The applications definitely seem
00:43:23
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like a lower priority for them.
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That also seems like an area where in recent years,
00:43:28
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applications have struggled way more
00:43:30
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than the foundation stuff.
00:43:33
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So it might just be Apple has not figured out
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how to manage this well.
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Certainly that's what the results seem to indicate.
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- But it's like that for everybody.
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You can't just say, oh, let's keep all the best people
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working on the things that they originally create
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because they don't want to and now it's a retention issue.
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They don't want to work forever on this one thing
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help create, they want to move on to the next thing because they're smart, ambitious people.
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And if you don't let them, then you'll have a retention problem.
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Even if you—it's a hyper-competitive world where everyone is scrutinizing what Apple
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does so closely that if they actually did leave significant sort of standing armies
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attached to everything they ever made to make sure that everything they make is continuously
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improved and maintained, that's an inefficient use of resources.
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are you spending all this money? Why are your margins going down? Oh, we needed to leave
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a team of seven on the calculator forever and multiply that by every piece of software
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we ever make. It's like, well, isn't the calculator done? What needs to be updated on it? It's
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like, well, if we just leave one person on it, then there's a chance that that one person
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can make a silly mistake and make us look bad. And so everything has to be higher quality.
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So we'll leave, you know, we'll leave this team of seven on calculator. And no matter
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what team of seven you leave on calculator, they won't want to do it. And like, a lot
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of these things you feel like they're a training program for less experienced people. Like
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before you get to be in the big show and, you know, work on a super important new feature
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in UIKit or work on a major new feature in the OS, maybe you have to maintain disk utility
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for a few years and that's how you learn, right? Like there's no easy solution. People
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are not interchangeable cogs. Programming is a complicated endeavor and Apple doesn't
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actually have unlimited money and does actually have people scrutinizing every cent that it
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spends and telling them that they should have margins that are higher than they do. So,
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you know, I don't know, there's, you know, there's a spectrum. It's not as if it's saying,
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"Oh, everything Apple's doing, they're doing as well as they can." They can and should adjust
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things, right? They can and should pay more attention to things that, you know, they shouldn't
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shouldn't let as much slip as they do.
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And they should not be penny-wise, pound-foolish, where, "Oh, we saved a couple of bucks here
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by moving some people around.
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What are the potential downsides for the image of the company?"
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All the way up to, "What are the potential downsides if we invest a lot in a feature
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and spend a lot of time and energy on it and it doesn't turn out that well?
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How do we fix that?"
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And insert your favorite feature there, whether it be the touch bar or the new keyboard reliability
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or any other thing where they really did dedicate a lot of resources and it doesn't turn out
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as well as they wanted. Like, "Your software is hard. Life is hard."
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Yeah, but I think there's also a middle ground here. Like, the impression I have gotten
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from reports from people within over the last many years—this seems to always be a consistent
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story that we hear from people at Apple—is that it's not like there were seven people
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on the calculator team and they reduce it down
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or they couldn't have those people forever
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or that it was done.
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None of the things were true.
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What was probably true is the calculator had zero people
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working on it for a very long time.
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Then when a new system design or style
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or marketing heavy feature was being added to iOS
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or new hardware, somebody who was already very busy
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was tasked with updating this app
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along with probably as you mentioned,
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probably like seven other apps
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to the new animation style or the new design style
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or take advantage of the new feature of the phone
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or just the new size of these phones or whatever else.
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So that was someone's job.
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They had enough time to do a 2/3 complete job
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'cause they had to rush to meet the deadline
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for when this OS and phone shipped.
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And then after it shipped,
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the staff was returned back to zero people.
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We have heard that story so many times from people inside.
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So it isn't that things are just done
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and that the market's demanding that they,
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or that all of a sudden they're undone.
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It's following marketing features,
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they have to keep things updated,
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and they keep seemingly very, very small staffs
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available to do things that aren't high priority apps
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or features or platforms, like the calculator app,
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or like the Mac.
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And then as soon as that thing is done,
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the budget of time allocation that's available
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to fix bugs in it literally drops to zero.
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Not some, zero.
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That is a management problem.
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That needs to be adjusted.
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- Well, there are perverse incentives, too.
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- And yeah, and we've heard that, too.
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We've heard a lot of reports also from people
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that one of the issues that causes this kind of thing
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and leads to this kind of thing
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is the incentive structure in the company
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seemingly favors rewriting large projects
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or being on high profile platforms
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and doesn't favor doing more boring things
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that still need to be done.
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And that's also a management problem.
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Like they need to find ways to adjust
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their internal structures and policies
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and workflows and incentives
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to make high quality platforms and apps
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happen more often than they do.
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- Yeah, the incentive that I was thinking of was
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if you're tasked with doing something
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with calculator, or if you're one person who's responsible for seven applications in the
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max utility folder or something, you're not particularly incentivized to slowly make the
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thing better by adding a feature here and a feature there.
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Because like, you know, take the terminal for example.
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Terminal it only always amazes me when the terminal gets any features, because the downsides
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If you mess up the terminal it's a thing that a lot of people use and they're going to yell
00:49:28
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at you, and if terminal is working fine, like why add any minor features to it, because
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all you're doing is adding more bug surface.
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Like, oh, I added a silly feature to terminal,
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and now I have 17 bug reports on it,
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and I don't have any time to work on it
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'cause I'm off doing other things now,
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and I'm the one person who's responsible for terminal
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and seven other applications.
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I'm not motivated to add features to terminal
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and justify them and say why I had to spend
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engineering time on them, because every feature I add
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is a new thing that people can file bugs against.
00:49:58
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And if we just leave it the way it is,
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we've got our existing bug backlog
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that we're probably just ignoring forever
00:50:03
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if we haven't fixed it by now, and there's nothing new to do.
00:50:06
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And what you were getting at is being on the glory projects.
00:50:09
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Like no one ever says, wow, this guy's great.
00:50:12
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He's slowly improved the terminal over the course of eight years
00:50:15
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and has had very few bugs in every new feature
00:50:17
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that he added versus this person worked on the first version of Watchkit.
00:50:21
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One of those probably helps your career inside Apple more than the other.
00:50:25
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But from the outside perspective, especially if you never buy a watch,
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I would love a slowly improving terminal that had the equivalent of one or two
00:50:33
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Motivated indie developers working on it who like terminal was their entire livelihood and they had that kind of motivation
00:50:38
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But that doesn't exist inside Apple no one inside Apple is
00:50:41
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Going to work on terminal the same way like that the I term authors are gonna work on their thing as if their entire livelihood
00:50:47
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Depends on constantly improving and maintaining the terminal application
00:50:51
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Which you know is a shame, but there's that's it's not really
00:50:56
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I don't know everyone always says I want we want to make it like a startup inside a big company
00:51:00
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But I've never seen that done successfully
00:51:02
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Well, I mean the thing of it is is that
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My limited understanding of what the culture is like within Apple is that they still fancy themselves the plucky upstart and
00:51:13
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they're not they're just not and
00:51:16
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How do you maintain and both you've got the both of you guys have said this
00:51:21
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How do you maintain any sort of talent at the company when part of being good at what you do is?
00:51:26
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Being good at the boring stuff and it's just it's hard
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to do a little bit of a Thanksgiving special and ask and have each of us describe what
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tech stuff we are thankful for this year. And I really, really loved how that turned
00:53:39
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out and so did a lot of listeners. And so Marco, you were good enough to remember to
00:53:43
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talk about it again this year. So Marco, what tech stuff are you thankful for this year?
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Marco: I wanted to keep the list pretty short this year. I'm used to running a long time,
00:53:52
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- You've only got four items,
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but there's a tie for number three.
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- Well done, sir.
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- Yeah, I actually do have four items.
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So one of them is my wonderful, beloved 2015 MacBook Pro.
00:54:05
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We will get to that in more detail later.
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- Oh my God.
00:54:11
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- Look, I just love it.
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I wrote a whole blog post about how much I love it.
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And it is exactly what tech should be,
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which is it just works, it delights me,
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and I don't really have to think about it if I don't want to.
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It just works.
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Also in the world of Apple hardware,
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I am incredibly happy with the 10.5 inch iPad Pro
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and the smart keyboard that I bought with it.
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You know, I don't use my iPad for very complicated things,
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but I do use it frequently.
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Every day I use it.
00:54:43
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in the kitchen and dining area,
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but then I will often then use it
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as my couch browsing device and things like that,
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and it's just very pleasant to use.
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I'm not an iPad power user by any means,
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I still bring a laptop when I'm working,
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but when I'm doing anything that's not really work,
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especially around the house, the iPad is wonderful.
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And the 10.5 inch was such a great update in so many ways.
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The screen size is great,
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and especially once you see it next to a 9.7,
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again, you realize quite how much of an improvement it was.
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It seemed like a pretty small improvement at the time,
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but it's really nice.
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So it's a great device.
00:55:25
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I always have it propped up in the smart keyboard,
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so text entry is nice and fast on it if I need that.
00:55:30
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And it's just, it's great.
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I'm very, very happy with my iPad Pro 10.5.
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Third, I will add the general category
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This is, you know, it's not that new of an opinion
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to like Anker gear.
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The world of dealing with our tech these days,
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especially iOS devices with lightning ports
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and everything else,
00:55:55
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things become a lot more convenient and easier
00:55:57
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and more pleasant when you can get plentiful charging
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and that's pretty high quality.
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from the company Sound Devices.
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This is very specialized.
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00:57:14
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I use a USB pre two for recording here.
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00:57:34
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00:57:36
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00:57:39
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Anyway, that's it.
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- All right, so we can go in either surname or age order,
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and either way that makes me next.
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And so I will run through my list.
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I will try to do this as quickly as possible.
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In no particular order, AirPods, I freaking love my AirPods.
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And I was just thinking a couple hours ago
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how, as far as I can tell, I haven't noticed any particular degradation in battery quality,
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despite the fact that these things have been in my ears for a probably concerning amount
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of time, particularly during the work week.
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And I think that's partially because any time I take them out of my ears, they're immediately
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So, although I said no particular order, I lied because that is definitely number one.
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The remainder, however, is not in any particular order.
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CarPlay, believe it or not, and this surprises even me, it's got a lot of problems.
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It is not perfect by any stretch.
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But it is very, very nice, and I like that I can take pretty much any iOS device, plug
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it into Erin's car, and immediately I have the entire device's experience in her center
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So that's really convenient because my phone isn't mated paired to her car via Bluetooth,
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But I can try to find an address to somewhere in Apple Maps and get the directions ready
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to go, plug in my phone, and suddenly she's got my navigation on her car, which is super
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I believe in laptops that were built in this century, so I love my MacBook Adorable.
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Again, it's got problems, but I love it.
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And the problems it has—
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It's slower than my ancient laptop by quite a margin.
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That's one of the problems, coincidentally.
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But yeah, I mean, it is not perfect.
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And as I think I've said many times in the past, if this was my only computer, I'm not
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sure I would have such fond feelings for it.
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But in the same way you have such fond feelings for your 10-inch iPad Pro, I have tremendously
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fond feelings for this MacBook Adorable, because it is, to me anyway, the ultimate travel computer.
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And that can mean the couch, or it can mean a cross-country trip.
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And I just love this thing.
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Also on the list, in the process of filming the Alfa Romeo video, which I have a first
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draft complete and I'm now refining it, anyway, in the process of filming that I borrowed
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a GoPro from Mork, which I think I've mentioned in the past, turns out GoPros are really cool.
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And if you're in a situation where you want to have a pretty decent camera, that if for
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some reason it broke you wouldn't be financially ruined and you want to do something with that
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camera like mount it to the outside of a car or put it somewhere there that there's not a lot of
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room. The GoPros are really really cool. Very much a niche use case but man are they a great
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city. It's like your sound devices right? You know it's a very niche thing but holy cow does it work
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out well for those little niches. And finally, I love my LTE Apple Watch. I had already started
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taking fitness a lot more seriously before my LTE Apple Watch, but it is much more pleasurable
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to go for a run without having to carry anything on my person and still know that I can call
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for help if, God forbid, something really bad happened. And so I am super thankful for
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for my Apple Watch even though it is about 50% more expensive on a monthly basis than
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it should be.
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Eh, maybe even 100.
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But that's okay.
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Anyway, that's my list.
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I didn't actually make a list, but I can go off the top of my head.
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You didn't prepare for the show?
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Yeah, well, Casey stole my first one with AirPods.
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My main problem with all these things is I can never remember what happened this year,
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like it's this, you know, what things you're thankful for this year.
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Were AirPods this year?
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I don't even know.
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But since Casey listed them, I'm going to say they were.
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Well, so they were since Thanksgiving.
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Ah, all right.
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Do you see what I'm saying?
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So I received mine, I think, late, late, late December, and so I'm counting it as a Thanksgiving
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to Thanksgiving thing.
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Yeah, certainly for most people they were this year.
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Yeah, so they have definitely just changed.
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I was thinking about this the other day, just how much they've changed my life because I'm
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constantly listening to podcasts inside and outside of the house, and maybe it's not as
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I know the AirPods, everybody likes them.
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Like if you ask someone who has them,
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oh, they're great or whatever.
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But for me, I think there's a little bit
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of extra attraction to them.
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'Cause I don't know how to describe this,
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but I'm the kind of person,
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I'm one of those people who's like disturbed by disorder.
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I think I described it to Merlin once
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where like there was some pictures on the internet
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that show like a bunch of pencils all lined up,
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but one pencil is poking out, right?
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Or like just things that are a bunch of physical objects
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that look like they could be nicely arranged,
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but there's just something wrong with them.
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- This is Aaron's kryptonite.
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- Yeah, and whatever that is, people say OCD,
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but that is an incorrect use of that term.
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It's not what it is at all.
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That's a whole different thing.
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But if you're just generally like disturbed by disorder,
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and headphone cords for me
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are always a big source of disorder.
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They're tangled in your pockets.
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You have all these techniques for coiling them.
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They get caught on things.
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I think as I tweeted one of the other tweets
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that I think back on every time this happened to me,
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Nothing makes me more instantly enraged than having my headphones yanked out of my ears.
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That just makes me want to immediately kill, right?
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Like, as you're going through a door and your headphone cord gets caught on something
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and the earbud is yanked out of your ears, the worst, right?
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And it's not a big deal.
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Like whatever, "Oh, the cords bother you.
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Oh, it's just crippling.
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You know, it really is ruining your day that you have cords."
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It wasn't a big deal, but it was always there, and I'm the type of person who was bothered
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by this kind of disorder, who's bothered by having to deal with it and having to have
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all these techniques for dealing with it and having to be aware of it and being careful
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with it and threading the cords through my clothes and doing all this other stuff. Air
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pods get rid of all of that. There is no more cord. And despite being annoyed by not being
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able to change the volume and all the other things and having to deal with the charging
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and all that other stuff, boy, they have really just ambiently increased my quality of life
01:04:13
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by a tiny amount, but that tiny amount has spread through like the whole day. So I really
01:04:16
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love them. I'm going to give a slot to the Apple TV, the new Apple TV, now that the beta
01:04:23
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OS does the frame matching stuff, mostly because I hadn't realized how much I had written off
01:04:30
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the Apple TV as sort of a video file, audio file, like whatever, like a sort of a device
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in which I can indulge my love of beautiful movies and stuff, because it's like, "Yeah,
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that's a thing that we use it to watch TV shows and the kids play with it." But that's
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outside the realm of my sort of TV nerd experience. But suddenly it's right back in. Now it's
01:04:51
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back in the mix because now it can actually show things at the correct frame rate and
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has HDR support and it's 4K and it's back on the board. And so I'm excited by that because
01:05:01
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I never really disliked the Apple TV and I dreaded having to go to a geekier device like,
01:05:07
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"Oh, build your own Raspberry Pi and you can make your own thing or use the Nvidia
01:05:10
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shield and don't worry, you know, like, I didn't want to deal with all that, so I was
01:05:15
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just stuck with my plastic Blu-ray discs and my TV and everything, but now I'm more optimistic
01:05:20
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about the future of the Apple TV in my life, not just as a thing that my kids use to watch
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stuff sometimes.
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What was my third one?
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Oh yeah, my camera, which I don't think was this year either, but going through my pictures,
01:05:34
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I've been printing books from the Apple photo book thing, and so I've been going through
01:05:39
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a lot of old pictures and everything.
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And it's so clear where the dividing line is between my old cameras and my new one,
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which is the Sony a6300.
01:05:50
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Not that it's the world's best camera, but it was a significant leap in image quality
01:05:55
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and sensor size over my old Super Zoom cameras.
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And I notice it when I'm going through the pictures, and I'm much happier with the pictures
01:06:02
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I'm taking with my new camera than I was with my old one.
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I got some good ones with my old one too, but I see the difference.
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And now, of course, I wish I could go back in time and take pictures of my son who was
01:06:13
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born 13 years ago with a camera from 2017.
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That's not the way the world works.
01:06:19
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But I really do enjoy my camera, and it's making me think that maybe…
01:06:26
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I'll wait for Arco's review of the bigger Sony, that maybe I should start cranking up
01:06:32
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the size of the camera I'm willing to carry just to see if I can go all the way up to
01:06:37
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a larger sensor size and make it worthwhile. But anyway, I really enjoy my camera.
01:06:43
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And let's see, the final thing I guess I have to give a shout out to the Mac Pro. How can I be
01:06:46
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thankful for a thing I don't actually have? I'm thankful that this year, again I'm pretty sure,
01:06:51
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this year is the year that Apple said, "You know what? We should make a Mac Pro." And I agree,
01:06:56
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Apple. You should. And I'm waiting patiently. Nice.
01:07:03
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I haven't had enough to drink
01:07:05
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to handle a Mac Pro conversation,
01:07:07
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so let's just move on,
01:07:09
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and let's talk about how I did not bring up the iPhone X,
01:07:14
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and in fact, none of us brought up the iPhone X
01:07:17
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as one of our things that we're thankful for.
01:07:20
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- To be fair, John doesn't really have one.
01:07:21
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I've had it for like two weeks.
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It is really good so far.
01:07:25
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I really enjoy it.
01:07:27
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It's just a little early for me to say for sure that it's like a clear positive win on
01:07:33
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But I think it's heading in that direction for me.
01:07:35
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But apparently not for you?
01:07:37
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So I'm having some troubles.
01:07:43
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And I feel like it is clear that Apple has done something that they have no been, I think
01:07:51
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I said this originally when we reviewed the iPhone 10, iPhones 10, they've done something
01:07:56
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that they have no business doing, and broad technology that really should not exist in
01:07:59
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2017, and ripped it from the future and put it in 2017.
01:08:04
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So in a lot of ways, I am delighted and mesmerized by this device.
01:08:11
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And certainly every time I look at any other device, as I think I described last episode,
01:08:16
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any time I look at any other device that has the big chin and forehead, I look at it and
01:08:21
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it just feels friggin' ancient.
01:08:23
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I'm poking fun at your laptop, but really and truly,
01:08:26
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these old devices look just ancient by comparison,
01:08:29
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in a way that your laptop actually doesn't,
01:08:31
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although I'll deny that in about 10 minutes.
01:08:33
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- That's fair.
01:08:35
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I'll allow it.
01:08:37
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- In so many ways, this thing is wonderful.
01:08:39
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And my goodness, when Face ID works right,
01:08:43
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boy, does it feel amazing.
01:08:45
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It feels like back in the day when I didn't put a passcode
01:08:48
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in my 3GS, because why would you?
01:08:49
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There's no need for it.
01:08:51
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So in so many ways these phones are so great, but I am getting more and more and more infuriated
01:08:59
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about the fact that I feel less and less and less able to use my phone at night or potentially
01:09:06
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in the morning.
01:09:07
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And let me tell you why.
01:09:08
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So I think I described last episode that I have a very peculiar eye problem.
01:09:15
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It's called keratoconus, which means that I wear hard contact lenses, and it means that
01:09:20
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if I wear eyeglasses, which I do have a pair of eyeglasses, they get me from unable to do almost
01:09:26
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anything to somewhat functioning human being. But I would never drive with my eyeglasses. It's very
01:09:33
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difficult to work on a computer with eyeglasses. I need my contacts. And so at night when I'm in
01:09:38
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bed or in the morning when I'm in bed and I don't have my contacts in, I have to keep the phone
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uncomfortably close to my face. Well, it's not uncomfortable to me, but you know, it probably
01:09:48
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looks just completely weird to anyone else. I would guess that it's two to three inches
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away from my nose and my nose is about 800 feet long. So that's actually not as close
01:09:59
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as it seems, I suppose, but it's close. And the point is that what I feel like is happening,
01:10:06
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I don't know if this is true, but what seems to be happening is that I'm close enough that
01:10:10
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Face ID can't see my eyes and it's assuming that I'm not looking at the phone. And so
01:10:15
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So the symptom is that I will be actively using my phone, oftentimes having scrolled
01:10:22
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in like Twitter or something within the last 15 or 20 seconds, and the phone just suddenly
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decides to lock itself and turn the screen off.
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And this is happening a lot.
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It's not dimming before the screen is turned off.
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I'm not in low power mode.
01:10:38
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I am usually in do not disturb, but I'm not in low power mode.
01:10:41
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And oftentimes I expect it would dim.
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I would touch the screen to remind it,
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"No, no, no, I'm here.
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"Don't go away, I'm here."
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But it happened this morning like two different times.
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I'm sitting there, I'm reading something,
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and next thing you know,
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all of a sudden the phone turns itself off.
01:10:57
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Well, I shouldn't say turns itself off.
01:10:59
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- Are you sure you're not a ghost?
01:11:00
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- No, I'm not sure.
01:11:01
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Is this real life or is this just fantasy?
01:11:04
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I don't even know.
01:11:06
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- Sorry, did you mention
01:11:07
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what's your auto-lock timeout set to?
01:11:09
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- Whatever the default is, but I will stall for time
01:11:13
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and I will tell you, but I'm pretty darn sure it's whatever the default is. And I feel like
01:11:16
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that's like 30 seconds or something, which should be the default with the OLED screens.
01:11:20
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Well, I'd argue it shouldn't because it sucks.
01:11:23
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Well, touche. It is absolutely unequivocally set for 30 seconds.
01:11:28
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Yeah. And maybe…
01:11:29
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And that's bad, but you said it doesn't dim first?
01:11:32
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No, that's the thing that's driving me bananas, because if it was dimming… Well,
01:11:36
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I shouldn't say that. Occasionally it will dim, and then I'll touch the screen and
01:11:40
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everything will be fine. But there have been times where I will be looking at the screen
01:11:45
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and again in the defense of the phone, my device is very close to my face and all of
01:11:52
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a sudden it'll just turn itself off. And yes, I do have attention detection on and no, I
01:11:55
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have not tried turning it off, but I want attention detection on. I like it in every
01:11:59
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other circumstance, but when I have my phone so close to my face, it just suddenly decides,
01:12:04
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"Nope, you're done now," and turns itself off.
01:12:07
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And I don't know what to do to fix it other than,
01:12:11
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I mean, I suppose I could turn attention detection off,
01:12:14
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but my goodness, this is frustrating.
01:12:17
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And it's grating on me.
01:12:19
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Like, it's that thing that when you hear somebody else
01:12:21
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talk about, like John's headphone cables.
01:12:26
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Like, "Okay, yeah, that's annoying, but whatever.
01:12:27
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"Get over it, John."
01:12:28
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No, like, I can't get over this.
01:12:30
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It's killing me, you know?
01:12:32
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Like, this is my headphone cables.
01:12:34
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And I don't know what to do about it.
01:12:35
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And it's getting to the point that it's kind of ruining
01:12:38
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a phone that I otherwise really, really, really, really love.
01:12:42
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- Did you put the RAM from your iMac into your phone
01:12:44
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by any chance? (laughing)
01:12:46
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Wasn't your iMac also doing a thing
01:12:48
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where it would just turn itself off?
01:12:50
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- Yes, indeed.
01:12:50
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- Is the phone also just rebooting itself
01:12:53
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like every few hours and you aren't telling us that
01:12:54
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'cause you figure that's fine?
01:12:56
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- But no, but he's complaining about it.
01:12:56
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This is progress, he's complaining about it.
01:12:58
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He says, "Look, I'm using my phone and it just turns off."
01:13:00
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Whereas before he's like, "You know, sometimes when I use
01:13:02
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"my iMac, it turns off, but whatever."
01:13:04
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- Yes, yes, yes.
01:13:05
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- I mean, it seems like step one is try turning off
01:13:08
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attention detection.
01:13:09
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- Yeah, you're absolutely right.
01:13:11
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- Yeah, why haven't you tried that yet?
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That's my question.
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So you have this problem, what's been stopping you
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from saying, "Oh, I'm gonna go to that obvious setting
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"and flip it?"
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- Because I don't wanna turn it off.
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And I think the moral of the story is I need to try.
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But I don't wanna turn it off.
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I don't wanna have to flip that switch every morning either.
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Because I really--
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- Right, but why don't you want it off permanently?
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Like, what is stopping you from saying,
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"Why don't you want it off?"
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- Because I like the whole, like,
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the phone knows when I'm looking at it
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and will show me the details of my messages.
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Now, the next question you're gonna ask me is,
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did I ever bother with that before?
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No, I did not.
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My text messages could be seen by anyone
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who had access to my phone.
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- I don't think that's mutually exclusive.
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I think it's, as soon as the phone is unlocked,
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it will show you the content of your text messages.
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And it's unlocked whether attention detection
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is enabled or not, it just uses Face ID for that.
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- Interesting point.
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Okay, that makes me feel a little better.
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That's a, okay, that's an interesting point.
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I didn't think of it that way.
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I see what you're saying though.
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- So attempt number one, turn off attention detection,
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And then if that doesn't do it enough for you,
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raise that auto-lock timeout above 30 seconds,
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and that should significantly reduce the chances
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of this problem affecting you.
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- Yeah, but the interesting life lesson here is,
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I don't view this as my fault.
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And the chat room is already saying it's my fault.
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I'm sure if you're listening, you're saying it's my fault.
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But I don't view this as my fault.
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I'm just trying to use my phone
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the way I wanna use my phone.
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And although by any normal metric,
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I am in no way differently abled, or whatever the correct phrasing is that I'm looking for.
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But this is the first time, perhaps in my entire life, that an ailment of mine has caused
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me to have a problem with the way something's designed.
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Because I don't think Apple's designers, I don't think, had ever really had to worry
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about, "Well, what happens if somebody has really, really poor eyesight and is basically
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touching their nose to this phone?
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then what do we do? And so I feel neglected. And that's a weird feeling for me, because as an
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able-bodied person by any other metric, this is the first time I've really have to deal with this.
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And it's been a really good and useful lesson that it's easy to feel marginalized. And that's
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probably not the word I'm looking for, but I can't think of a better one. It's easy to feel
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marginalized just by being overlooked the littlest, teeniest bit. And that's been kind
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of interesting too.
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It's a glimpse of your future. As I think we've said many times when we've talked about
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accessibility features, your choices are you will eventually use accessibility features
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or you will be dead. And in general, I think people will choose the accessibility features.
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Like, it's not a question of, "Oh, maybe you'll need accessibility features." No, you will.
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The only way you won't need accessibility features is if you die or if they cure aging,
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I suppose, but don't hold your breath for that.
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Sorry, CGP Grey.
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Yeah, we're all going to need these features in everything that we do.
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If we just keep living and our bodies keep deteriorating, you may be perfectly healthy
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now and everything works, but eventually it won't.
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And then you are suddenly a customer for all the features that you are not using and all
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your electronic devices and all of the appliances in your home and all of the places you go
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and your car and everything else.
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And so it's not speculative and it's not like there's some chance you might need
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accessibility features.
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You will need them.
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And I also – obviously I don't have iPhone 10, but I also do exactly what Casey does.
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I don't have his exact vision problem, but I have terrible vision.
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And when I use my phone without my glasses in my bed, it might as well be touching my
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Like that's when I get really intimate with the retina screen and be like, "Oh, look,
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I can see the subpixels."
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because my close-up vision is still pretty good, although maybe not true for Casey, but
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bad news for other young people who think that, "Yeah, you know, I need glasses to see
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far away, but I can see close-up real great." Well, guess what? When you get old, that goes
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too. So you have that to look forward to. But yeah, and I think I would have the exact
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same problem as you, and I think I would be in the same situation where I'd have to be
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considering turning off the attention thing just because I don't want to give up like
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and, you know, it's not a long time, but I do use my phone in my bed either before going
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to bed or just after waking up, and I don't want to have to toggle setting to do that,
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and I don't want the screen to turn off while I'm doing it.
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So yeah, that's a thing.
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So looking at the settings right now, and in Face ID and Attention, there are two settings.
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Require Attention for Face ID, and then separately, Attention Aware Features, and the footer under
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that says, "TrueDepth Camera will check for attention before dimming the display or lowering
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the volume of alerts."
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I am bummed to give away the lowering the volume of alerts thing, because although it
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doesn't happen but once or twice a day, that is a super nice feature that when I look at
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the phone, it will duck the audio, or maybe that's not the right term for it, but it'll
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lower the volume of the alarm or the timer or what have you.
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And the thing that I guess really grinds my gears about this the most is that one of the
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coolest like wow things for me anyway about the iPhone 10 is that it is
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attention-aware and in that it is capable of making decisions based on
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whether or not you're looking at it like that's so cool I I'm seriously it's
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super cool and now I feel like I'm giving up on a little bit of that and
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that bumps me out because I like my new toy otherwise and it's a really nice new
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- Do we have time for your best laptop ever discussion?
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- We sure do.
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The best, done.
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- Yeah, that's exactly how this is gonna go.
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Alright, so tell us,
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this may or, I can't tell if you and I
01:20:21
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are gonna hate each other by the end of this
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or if we're just gonna shrug and say,
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"Yeah, okay, that makes sense."
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But tell us, make your pitch,
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tell us about the supposed best laptop
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that's ever been made.
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- I actually already did tell you.
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a few weeks ago on this show.
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I basically, as listeners of this show know,
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I have lots of complaints about the current generation
01:20:41
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of MacBook Pros.
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And I switched back recently to a 2015 model
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that I got off eBay for a pretty good price.
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And I just love it, I absolutely love it.
01:20:53
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The wonderful design of it just resonates well with me.
01:20:57
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It fits my needs incredibly well.
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Even though it might not fit more modern needs
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in certain ways if it's my fairly low laptop needs,
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incredibly well.
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It's incredibly convenient to have all the nice old ports
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on it that I don't need dongles for.
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I can have only USB-A cables in my travel bag
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and be able to plug my phone into either chargers
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or my laptop with the same cable
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and not have to worry about two different kinds.
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The keyboard is wonderful, it just works, it's reliable,
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it's the kind that I like.
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The trackpad is wonderful, it's just a great,
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The battery life is wonderful.
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And the biggest thing I was afraid about
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when I went back to it was that it would feel old
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or that I would miss some of the advances in the new stuff.
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And in fact, that didn't happen at all.
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It doesn't feel old to me at all.
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It doesn't look old to me at all.
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And I don't miss the advances in the new stuff at all.
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So it basically was all good switching back to it.
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And I had been thinking for a while
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about whether I wanted to write a big blog post
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about just how much worse I felt the new generation
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of MacBook Pros is.
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And I decided to take a more positive approach
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and not even, not do that at all, I do that enough here,
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but to instead really celebrate quite how good
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this laptop is.
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And in the entire post, while some of the things
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I point out are kind of subtly in comparisons
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to the current model.
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I never actually call out the current model.
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I never actually name it.
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I'm just talking about the context
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of how great this laptop is,
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and that's really how I meant it.
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You know, certainly it's going to serve the function also
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of serving as a critique of the new ones.
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But I didn't want this to be a negative article.
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I wanted this to be a positive article
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about just how much I love that generation of laptops.
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And the great thing is you can still buy them.
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If you agree with me, Apple still sells them brand new
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if you scroll down to the bottom
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of the 15 inch MacBook Pro buy page.
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They still have this model brand new.
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You can get them plenty fully on eBay and other resellers
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if you want to pay used instead.
01:23:06
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I just love this laptop a lot.
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And so I wrote this big blog post.
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I took some pretty pictures of it
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and I wrote this big blog post
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about just some of the things about it that I love so much,
01:23:16
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some of the good design decisions
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and some of the things that just resonate with me
01:23:19
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and just how nice it is.
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and I named it best laptop ever or something like that, and
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I thought I had a hard time coming up with a title for this
01:23:30
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and when I decided to go with that, I thought boy am I gonna
01:23:35
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get hell for this. I like you put something on the internet
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that says best ever and you're gonna hear from a lot of people
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who disagree with that, especially especially when the
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you're saying is the best ever is not the current thing and the people who
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bought the current thing you're kind of implicitly telling them you made a
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mistake you made a bad buying decision although I'm telling them from the
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perspective that I too made that mistake and I too bought the new one twice three
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times if you count the escape and so I expected this to be a highly
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controversial article. And I also thought, "I must be the only person who cares as much
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about this generation of MacBook Pros." Because no one's really talking about them anymore,
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and everyone's just kind of swallowing the new ones. And so I really didn't--I thought
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that this wouldn't go that far and wide, and that if it did, the response would be really,
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mixed and I'd get a lot of complaints and a lot of flaming and a lot of
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disagreement about what was the best ever. That was totally not what happened.
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It immediately went very far and wide. Even like you know top of hacker news
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immediately it got you know all over the place. Even MacRumors wrote about it
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for some reason even though it was not news at all whatever and it went far and
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wide very very quickly. And the shocking thing to me is that the response, even on hacker
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news, which is horrible, the response pretty much everywhere was nearly universally positive
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and with very very strong agreement. Not 100% agreement, but like I can write "the sky is
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blue" and I will get more disagreement than what I got from saying this was the best laptop
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ever, and that's really saying something.
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Like, if Apple has any reason to be concerned,
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it's not that I wrote this article,
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they don't care about that,
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it's how many people agreed with it.
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I have gotten, I'm still, every day,
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still getting responses from this,
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but I got hundreds of responses,
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hundreds of comments on other sites,
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tons of inbound links, and almost all of them agreed.
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And that to me is shocking.
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Even the people who, and I thought for,
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I thought maybe the MacBook Air people
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would have a problem with it,
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or maybe the 13-inch MacBook Pro people
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would have a problem with it,
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and they largely didn't.
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Even the people who like those,
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both of them said, "But you're right."
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So I am just blown away by how much people agree with this.
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And I heard from lots of people,
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who have the old laptops, who have the 2012 through 2015
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Retina and MacBook Pro, who I've heard it from,
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tons of them who said, "I'm holding on to mine,
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"I love it, I see no reason to upgrade,
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"I hope it never dies."
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Tons of them who were like, "I don't know what I'm gonna get
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"when it does die," who I guess didn't know
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that they still make these. (laughs)
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Tons of people who have the new ones,
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and who regret it, and who wish they would've kept
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the old one, or have been thinking about switching back
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to the old one.
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A handful of people who did what I did,
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and who did switch back to the old one and are very happy having done that. Again, I
01:27:05
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can't underestimate or I can't understate how many people supported this point of view
01:27:10
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in their responses. Also, I think worrisome for Apple is pretty much no one cares about
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the touch bar in any of these responses. The big headlining feature of this laptop, touch
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bar, not a lot of people care. The few people who disagreed with it, most of them decided
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that the best laptop ever was actually a ThinkPad.
01:27:34
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- And that wasn't me, surprisingly.
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- Yeah, like so, most of the disagreement was
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once it spread beyond the Apple crowd,
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the PC people were like, "Duh, it's not,
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"the best laptop ever is not an Apple."
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But they can have that, I guess.
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- No, no, no, that is, as a diehard ThinkPad fan,
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you are way closer to right than they are.
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- Right, so anyway.
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So if you rule out the Windows people,
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the biggest counter-argument was more theoretical.
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It was more like, well, someone needs to push
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the industry forward, and that's why Apple
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needed to go all USB-C.
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What about the original iMac going all USB, blah, blah, blah.
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And most of those arguments were honestly pretty bad.
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I disagree with many of those arguments.
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I don't think we have time to talk about that.
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I don't really care, but if we do, I will.
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But for the most part, the response was just so positive,
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and almost none of the people who disagreed
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even mentioned the Touch Bar.
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Well, I guess it wasn't a surprise, honestly,
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but it was damning, I would say,
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how few people cared about the Touch Bar.
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People cared about Touch ID sometimes.
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Even that, not as often as I would have expected.
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But for the most part, the Touch Bar
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didn't get much of a mention.
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The new keyboard does have some fans,
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people who said, "You know, I prefer it, and that's fine.
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I get that if you prefer it, that's fine.
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I think we can all still agree that it's unreliable
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for a lot of people and that's a big problem,
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but for the people who like it, you can like it, that's fine
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but I think the whole package of the old one,
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I just love so much and it just is a workhorse.
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It just works and works and works for years
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and some people did point out
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that that generation has had its issues.
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The first one I got in 2012 had image retention.
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That was a common thing.
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That's why I made my little grid page.
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It was for the 2012 Red Am I Pro
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and over the years they seem to have fixed that.
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So that had some issues with some of those early screens,
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if they were made by LG instead of Samsung.
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That it had this continued screen delamination problem
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for some people, that hasn't ever affected me, but oh well.
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And the ones with discrete GPUs,
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as every MacBook Pro with a discrete GPU has had
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in the last probably decade or so,
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those GPUs tend to die at a higher rate than average.
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And so that causes problems for people.
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But not only have they all done that,
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but we don't even know yet if the current generation
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will also do that.
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I think it probably will.
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So the overall, the response was great,
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and pretty much everybody agrees with me,
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I guess, except Casey.
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- So I think your point is fair,
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and I think part of the reason why you got
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such good coverage of this is because you did take
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the high road and said, "Hey, rather than telling you
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why everything else is garbage. Let me tell you why this is good. And if that implicitly means that
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other things are garbage, then so be it. The problem I have with it is that it is far more
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absolute, or it reads as far more absolute than I think is really true. You know, this is the best
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laptop ever made, period. It's not the best laptop for Marco. It's the best laptop ever made. And
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And this is it. Look at your opening paragraph. "Apple's made many great laptops. The 15-inch
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Retina MacBook Pro 2012-2015 is the epitome of usefulness, elegance, practicality, and
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power for an overall package that still hasn't been and may never be surpassed." Like, it's
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not an unreasonable thesis, but I feel like to some degree this entire article was "That's
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fine for Marco." And that's okay. I mean, it's marco.org. It's not people that are like
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marco.org. It's marco.org. So I mean, to some degree, I really need to give you a buy on this.
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But that's, I think, where my primary complaint lies, is that there are other uses for Mac laptops,
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besides what you need to do. As an example, a lot of people, and I think you were one of them,
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had many, many beehives full of bees in their bonnets about the removal of the SD card slot.
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And you were particularly perturbed about the removal of the SD card slot.
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Obviously I have no idea how many people do or do not use the SD card slot, but I can
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tell you that I had never ever ever used an SD card reader ever until 2014 when I bought
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our big camera.
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And I would argue that most people that I know anyway don't have big fancy cameras that
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take SD cards.
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So to me, if you were to lament the loss of the SD card slot, that's fine for Marco,
01:32:20
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or really, I guess the loss is not fine for Marco, but you know what I mean.
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For you, that's a big friggin' problem.
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And I'm not trying to patronize you.
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For you, that is a big friggin' problem.
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That's a big deal.
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But for me, it may not be, as it turns out it actually is.
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But for the sake of discussion, it may not be.
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Do you see what I'm driving at?
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And so I think the thing is that I have one of these computers that I use every single
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day, because that's my work computer.
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And you know what?
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It's a damn fine computer.
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It really, really is.
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But there's a lot that I wish was different about it.
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As a perfect example, I wish it had the new keyboard, until it inevitably breaks.
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But until that moment, I wish it had the new keyboard, because when I type on this thing,
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When I go from my beloved Magic Keyboard to this, it feels like I've gone from a steel
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roller coaster to a wooden roller coaster.
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Everything is creaky and loose and just mushy and ugh, just gross.
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And it's not fair of me to just hand-wave away the reliability problems of the new keyboards,
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and I recognize that that's not fair.
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But for me, I love the feel of the new keyboards.
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If they could only make a reliable version of it, it would be tremendous.
01:33:37
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- Well, but they haven't.
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- And they haven't.
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- So that's not a great counterargument.
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Like until they do it, until they can make that keyboard without pretty horrible side
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effects, then you can't say, "Well, I wish they had that keyboard everywhere," because
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trust me, you don't.
01:33:53
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- You're right.
01:33:54
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And now, in my defense, my beloved MacBook Adorable has yet to have any keyboard problems
01:34:01
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that compressed air couldn't fix.
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But I haven't had, and to be fair to you,
01:34:09
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I didn't have compressed air in the house.
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I had to buy myself compressed air
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to fix my six month old laptop.
01:34:15
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- Yeah, like what year is this?
01:34:16
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- That is pretty frickin' preposterous.
01:34:18
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- And like, and how often did you have to use
01:34:20
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compressed air to fix your keyboard
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on the one that you don't like?
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- Never. - Right.
01:34:25
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- But it feels like mush though.
01:34:27
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I mean, I see you're right, I really do.
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I really do.
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- And I do, I also, I wanna push back a little bit
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on what you said about the SD card slot also,
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because it seems like one of the counter arguments to this,
01:34:38
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or one of the general arguments in support
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of the new direction Apple has taken,
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is the whole thing about moving forward and everything,
01:34:45
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people always say, "Well, if Apple didn't move forward,
01:34:46
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"we'd still have VGA ports."
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And yeah, guess what, the world does still have VGA ports.
01:34:50
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- I believe I made that exact argument to you.
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- Right, you're not the only one.
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But there seems to be a few brain virus themes
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among Apple defenders, where they repeat back
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some kind of dogma that doesn't actually apply very well,
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or is not a very good argument.
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And the iMac going all USB is a great one,
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which doesn't apply at all, because that was
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one desktop going all USB, a consumer level one no less,
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in a lineup that had plenty of other options
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that didn't go all USB.
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And also, it went all USB and it was a big problem.
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It was really annoying.
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and then future versions added back a lot of ports
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that weren't USB.
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So that's one bad example.
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There were other ones, things like VGA ports.
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VGA ports, people still complain,
01:35:44
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well yeah, you know what, VGA ports are still around
01:35:46
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because they're still on a lot of projectors and stuff
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and that's reality, that's fine.
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There's all sorts of bad examples,
01:35:51
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but I think one of the thought viruses
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that is common among Apple defenders is that
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If something is not used very often,
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or by a large percentage of people, it should be removed.
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That the removal in and of itself is progress.
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And that's not always the case.
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Like every Apple product, every desktop, every laptop,
01:36:18
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every phone I have ever owned,
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has features on it that I have never used.
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For instance, on my MacBook Pro, on all MacBook Pros,
01:36:28
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including the current ones.
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I never use the front-facing camera for anything, ever.
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I don't take selfies, and if I'm going to use FaceTime,
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I use it on my phone or an iPad.
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I never use the front-facing camera on a Mac for anything.
01:36:45
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But it has them.
01:36:47
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Should they remove the front-facing camera
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because I don't use it?
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No, because its presence there doesn't affect me in any way.
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It's an inexpensive part, very inexpensive,
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Apple never updates them and they're always terrible.
01:36:59
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But it's an inexpensive part.
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It doesn't add a meaningful amount of size or weight
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or technical complexity in a way that gets in my way at all.
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And for the few people who do use them, it's there.
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And if I ever really need it, it's there for me too.
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So even if I think I'll never use it, it's there.
01:37:18
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Similarly, I never use video output on my laptops
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because that's just not how I use laptops.
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I don't have to connect them to projectors really ever,
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and I don't use it at home like that.
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And so I never used the HDMI port on my laptops
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when they still had those,
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and with the new ones I never use video output
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on them either.
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Should they remove it because not a lot of people use it?
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No, because it doesn't get in the way at all.
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It doesn't matter at all that I never use it.
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It's not a problem in my life at all.
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If I ever need it, it's there,
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and it's there without me having to buy anything.
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So like, if I happen to be like, in a hotel room
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or something, and all of a sudden, oh, crap,
01:37:56
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I have a quick need to show something from my laptop
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on this TV that has an HDMI port.
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I can just take a regular HDMI cable
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that's probably already behind the TV,
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unplug it from whatever garbage DVD player
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that's already there, and plug it into my laptop,
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and I didn't need to go to an Apple store and buy a dongle.
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I can use what I already have,
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and that will probably suffice.
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That is called versatility.
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So when a computer has things on it
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that you might not think you need,
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there is still value to have them be available
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just in case you do need them sometime.
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And as long as they are not really getting in the way,
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it was not necessary when designing the 2012 MacBook Pro
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to get rid of all these ports for like
01:38:41
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fitness or lightness reasons or anything else.
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They're all pretty thin, they're all pretty light,
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they don't add a lot of cost or complexity or anything else.
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that they left them in because people use them sometimes.
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On the new ones, I don't know the details
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of exactly what would have fit in the slightly thinner case.
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By the way, using the old one,
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don't notice the thickness difference at all,
01:39:02
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don't notice the weight difference at all, but that's fine.
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You might, that's good for you.
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In the new ones, would it have killed them?
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Could they have included an SD card slot
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for people who use that and need that?
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I think they probably could.
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Could they have included any other ports?
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I think probably yes.
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They didn't as a feature, because the thinking that
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removing things is itself a feature has infected Apple
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to the highest levels, in addition to the Apple defenders.
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So now, Apple views it as progress or courage,
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whatever word they wanna use,
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and all the defenders support this,
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that removing things is itself a commendable thing
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and it's quote, "moving forward,"
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which is a meaningless phrase,
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moving forward only means doing what we did this year.
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Like it's not, there is no such thing,
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like moving forward suggests there's like a certain,
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like there's one future that you're moving towards
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inevitably and that's not true at all,
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like you create that future.
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Anyway, that's a BS phrase that bothers me.
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But the idea that removing things is itself
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something that we should do as soon as we can,
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we should drop things as soon as we can,
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that's not true for everything.
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And I think the more high-end and pro you get
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computing gear, the less true that becomes.
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Because what pros need is not only for their gear,
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including their keyboards, to work incredibly reliably,
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as reliably as possible, but also pros need that versatility.
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Pros need the idea that if you're gonna be traveling
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somewhere with your gear or on a set,
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or in some kind of production environment,
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and something comes up that you didn't foresee,
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and because you didn't foresee it,
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you probably don't have the right dongle.
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If it's true pro gear, it will try to accommodate
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as many of those situations as possible.
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That's what pros actually need.
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And Apple has been great at doing that in the past.
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And now they're really taking, I think,
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a pretty quick nosedive in that area.
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And I really, really love so much of the old one
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because it has so much of this versatility.
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And the new one took such a stark change,
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such a rapid turn.
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in the other direction. That's why it bugs me so much.
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See, and I understand everything you just said. And I can't, with an honest heart, sit
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here and say you're wrong. But I can say I look at it differently. You said just a moment
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ago, if it's true pro-gear, it will try to accommodate as many of these situations, these
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basically "oh crap" situations, as possible. There is a very compelling argument that you
01:41:37
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just made, that the best way to do that is to have as many ports as possible on that
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device and as many different kinds of ports as possible on that device. But another approach
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is, what if you had one port that can do anything? In which case, yes, you're right, Marco,
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that I would have to carry an HDMI dongle with me. Full stop, there's nothing I can
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do to argue that fact.
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And buy one for $80.
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And, well, I didn't pay $80 for mine, but you're still more right than you are wrong.
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I would have to buy one. But the fact of the matter is, for any situation that I, Casey,
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could possibly face, any situation that I would want to be prepared for, I have three
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different USB-C things that I would need to carry with me, none of which are particularly
01:42:25
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large. One of them is triple old USB and Ethernet. One of them is HDMI and pass-through USB-C,
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by the way, has a old USB on it. And what was the other one? Shoot. Oh, the USB-C to
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Lightning adapter. Which, truth be told, I could just use one of the dongles and a traditional
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cable. So, I think the problem is, is that your perception of versatility is requiring
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nothing but the device. And my, I shouldn't say that I don't agree with that. I'm implying
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I don't agree with you. I do agree with you. But another perception of versatility is we
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have one port that can do friggin' anything. It can do anything. So if you need an SD card
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reader, Marco, and actually I do, and come to think of it, maybe that would be number
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four, dongle number four, but nevertheless...
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Yeah, they multiply. It's like cats. You think you have two, and then, you know, eventually
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you get six.
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It may be more like rabbits than cats, but we're saying the same thing. But you know
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know what I mean? Like, finding an SD card reader, then fine. I paid $10 or $12 or whatever
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it was on Monoprice to get one. But for Erin, who doesn't need one, she doesn't have to
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have one. Her computer has one. I know you're ruining my point. You know what I'm saying,
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though? You know what I'm saying? And so what was the other one? Oh, like Ethernet ports.
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Like no normal human needs Ethernet ports anymore. I do because I'm a weirdo. You do
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because you're a weirdo. But no normal human needs Ethernet ports anymore. And this is
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where the entire Internet's going to write in and say, "Oh, actually, you really do need
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Ethernet ports for this, that, and the other." Okay, fine, whatever. But I would say most
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people who buy MacBook Pros don't need Ethernet ports. And I think the problem that you and
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I have is actually the same problem. And although we disagree on the best possible mechanism
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for fixing the problem, I think I share most of your complaints, and I think that by and
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large were of the same mind, even if we're arguing about the particulars. And I think
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the real honest to goodness problem, and I read this, I'm parroting somebody, maybe it
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was you for all I know, but somebody said to me, maybe it was Jon, somebody said recently,
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the problem is the lack of diversity in the lineup. That is, is that who it was? Okay,
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thank you. There's no like 17 inch aircraft carrier option. And I bring that up not because
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I think 17 inches is the right answer. Although here again, all the fanboys with 17 are going
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to come out of the woodwork. But there's no way for you to get the Mac Pro, God help me,
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of laptops, right? There's no way for you to say, "Money be damned, maybe even portability
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be damned, maybe." I want the most flexible, versatile device I can get, by both definitions.
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I want a couple of USB-C ports, I want a couple of USB whatever the hell the old one is, I want
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SD card reader? Hell, give me a thicker computer so I can have onboard Ethernet. I'll take it,
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whatever." And I think the problem is that there's no option for that. And so I think
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it would make all of us feel better if there was an option. Because at least then we could say,
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"You know what? I really don't want to have to buy the aircraft carrier laptop, but it's worth
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it to me because I want all of these things." And that's what stinks. And I think that,
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and it might have been you that said months ago, the problem with—one of the problems
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with MacBook Pro is that "pro" implies things. But the reality of the situation is the MacBook
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Pro is the every person computer, unless you want an adorable, which I would argue is a
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much more niche device. Or a MacBook Air, of course. But does that make sense? Like,
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the MacBook Pro is covering college students who are doing nothing but Google Docs all
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way up through, you know, people doing Final Cut Pro on film sets and doing 3D rendering
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or VR development.
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Yeah, spoiler, VR people can't use MacBook Pros right now.
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Yeah, exactly.
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But maybe down the road with the external GPUs, yes I know, okay.
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Right, so I think the problem is what Snell had said, I think a little while ago now,
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was that there is no choice.
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And that means that if I want to choose to have more ports,
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or if I wanna choose to have a laptop
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that is actually reliable,
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or a keyboard that's actually reliable,
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I'm screwed, 'cause I got nothing.
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Then I'm buying a ThinkPad,
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and that's not a fun place to be.
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- Or 2015, which is still a valid choice.
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It won't be forever, but right now it is.
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- No, I mean, that's all very, very fair.
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And I will say also, you know,
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to refute something in the book,
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you didn't quite argue,
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but that people will hear in your argument
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and will argue with me against it.
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USB-C can be great.
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The idea of having versatile USB-C ports on a laptop
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is great, and you're right that USB-C ports
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can offer a great degree of versatility.
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My problem with USB-C, one of my problems with USB-C,
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I wrote a whole article about some other ones,
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but one of my problems with USB-C is that
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I don't think the ecosystem is ready
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for that to be our only port.
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I think the last year or so has really supported that view
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that the ecosystem just is not there,
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and it's going to maybe be a few more years before it's there
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and one of the counterarguments I've heard
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over the last few days about this is
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Apple needed to do this because it would push the industry
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to finally make more USB-C peripherals,
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just like the iMac pushed them to make USB peripherals.
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Two things, A, the iMac didn't push them
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to make USB peripherals, the iMac wasn't that popular,
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relative to the entire world of PCs.
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The entire world of PCs was already making USB peripherals.
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They were going to make them anyway,
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and it just so happened that the Mac benefited
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from some of them with the iMac.
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Secondly, the idea that Apple going all USB-C
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will push the industry to make USB-C peripherals,
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that's a great theory.
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So far, it hasn't happened.
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The original USB-C MacBook,
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the MacBook One/Adorable/12-inch,
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came out now, what, two and a half years ago?
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That was the first Mac with USB-C port,
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and MacBook Pros went all USB-C now a little over a year ago,
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and we still have a fairly immature,
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fairly incomplete, and fairly unreliable
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selection of USB-C gear out there.
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It's still a really immature and inconsistent market
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that has a lot of big holes in it.
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I don't think that the industry has been forced by Apple
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to make great stuff.
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The reality is there's a lot of mediocre crap,
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and some of it's good, most of it isn't.
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I think if Apple would've continued to ship old ports
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alongside USB-C, basically like,
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if USB-C ports became the new Thunderbolt ports,
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where most Apple laptops would have two of them,
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along with other ones, you know,
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Maybe even have four of them on the MacBook Pro,
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on the big ones, you know,
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'cause you know, you can do that.
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They're pretty small, they're, you know,
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they have very high technical needs.
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You know, the idea that all of them can be
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charging ports and Thunderbolt ports
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means that Apple pretty much can't make, say,
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a 15-inch with six of them or eight of them
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because they can do too much.
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You know, whereas like the old ones,
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you can connect a total of more devices
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before you have to go to dongles or hubs,
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because some of those ports are pretty simple to add.
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They're pretty low-needs, dumb ports on the old ones.
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But when every single port you add
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has to be able to charge the computer
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and be a Thunderbolt port by your own design,
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you can't have as many of them.
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You run into issues with maximum bandwidth
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on the Thunderbolt controllers, chipsets,
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costs, running wires, et cetera.
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So I think the better way to do this transition
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would have been, you know, have an actual transition happen,
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not just like jumping into the deep end with all USB-C,
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to have an intermediary generation,
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or at least like a high-end model,
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like at least the 15-inch,
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where there's more room for things
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and more budget for things.
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Have an intermediate where like,
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you basically have some of the old ports
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and an SD card reader and stuff like that,
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and then you have replaced Thunderbolt ports
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with USB-C ports.
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That would have been great.
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If that laptop would ever exist from Apple,
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that would have a high chance of being
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the best laptop ever,
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because then you'd have all the versatility of USB-C,
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you have the higher bandwidth for the higher needs of it
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for things like 5K displays, that would be awesome.
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But then you don't have to, I don't think,
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I think in this world, I don't think you have to
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give up the versatility of having one or two USB-A ports
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on there also, and having an SD card reader,
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and maybe an HDMI port, because these are things
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that are either difficult, clunky, or unreliable
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to do with adapters and dongles so far,
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that would have been a very different reception
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to this machine, I think, than what we actually got.
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- John, you've been quiet.
01:51:36
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- I did already talk a lot about this
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on today's episode of Upgrade, so if you wanna hear--
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- Oh, I haven't heard it, I haven't heard it.
01:51:41
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- More in-depth commentary for me on this,
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but one thing I didn't talk about specifically
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about this article is, and I just scrolled through it again
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to see if I was mistaken, I seem to have recalled
01:51:52
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something in the article that's not actually there, but I think it's kind of implied,
01:51:56
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and this is not really the substance of what either or two of you are talking about, so
01:52:00
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I apologize.
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But the title is "The Best Laptop Ever Made," and the implied thing that I thought was there
01:52:06
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but doesn't seem to be is that part of what makes it the best is what Marco was talking
01:52:12
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about before, that it's not actually that much slower than the current ones, because
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Intel's progress on their laptop CPUs hasn't been that great, and because, you know, they
01:52:22
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it's not, it doesn't feel like you're using an old computer. And part of that, like, that's what
01:52:27
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I'm wrapping up, and it's like, "Okay, well, I can see where you come from in this article,
01:52:30
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because if that's part of your definition, what that does is it excludes all the other laptops.
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It excludes the PowerBook 100 and 170. It excludes the Wall Streets. It excludes the
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TiBook. It excludes the 13-inch MacBook Air. Because all those are really old and really
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slow by modern standards, or don't have retina screens, or don't have color screens, or whatever
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the case may be, right? And if you narrow your definition in that way, the only real
01:53:00
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contenders are the other laptops that can kind of hang with the modern ones. So that's
01:53:05
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basically just this generation, which Apple still sells, and maybe one generation before
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you can make some arguments for it, depending on how you're going to do trade-offs or whatever.
01:53:14
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And I think that narrowing of the definition lessens the idea that this is the best laptop
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Because if I'm thinking of the best laptop ever made, I'm not going to put that qualifier
01:53:27
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I'm not going to say, "Oh, by the way, it has to be something that I could reasonably
01:53:30
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use today and it wouldn't feel slow."
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Because that excludes too many great laptops.
01:53:36
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And I think most people took that implicit framing.
01:53:39
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Because if they didn't, everyone would be coming out of the woodwork and saying they're
01:53:43
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old favorite laptop from like 20 years ago or something, right, is the best one.
01:53:47
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Arguably the ThinkPad people are actually doing that, but I don't know.
01:53:50
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Modern ThinkPads are really as great as whatever one they're trying to cite.
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I have no idea.
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They're not.
01:53:54
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Even I would probably go for like the 2011-ish 13-inch MacBook Air as a better overall laptop
01:54:00
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than this one, because this 15-inch, like, you know, you've heard my complaints before,
01:54:04
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but like design-wise, like the keyboard is too small, the arrow keys should be full-sized,
01:54:10
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like the current ones, but like an actual inverted T that extends downward from the
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keyboard. Like it is very wide at large and not particularly portable as far as portables
01:54:20
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go. And I just feel like the 13 inch Air is a better laptop, but you're not going to use
01:54:24
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a 13 inch Air to get your job done today. It is slower and it's worse and it's non-retina
01:54:28
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and it's just, you know, it's not a better laptop than this, but if you do best ever
01:54:32
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made, you know, so that, so anyway, that is more of a meta issue that I think, you know,
01:54:38
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I think most people took it in the spirit that Marco intended it, but the title doesn't
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reflect that.
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And that the spirit Marco intended it excludes, saves him from a lot of criticism that would
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be warranted if the scope was widened up.
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Because honestly, I don't think this laptop in the pantheon of Apple laptops is the best
01:55:02
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one or two or three.
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Like it's maybe in the top five, really, but it really depends.
01:55:09
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I was never in love with this model of laptop and there are a lot of things about it that
01:55:14
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are suboptimal.
01:55:16
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It only really shines when you consider that, hey, it's still a pretty great laptop.
01:55:21
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And when you, whether, again, implied and not explicitly stated, when you start to compare
01:55:26
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it to the 2016 and 2017 ones, because I don't think those laptops struck a good balance
01:55:33
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and I don't think a lot of people really love them and I think the touch bar is kind of
01:55:36
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a dud and all the things that we talked about a million times that that sort of the opposite
01:55:40
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of reflected glory like you know as compared to the current line suddenly this 2015 looks
01:55:46
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a hell of a lot better and I feel like that sort of the opposite of the basking in the
01:55:51
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reflected glory like I've been basking in the reflected crappiness of the the modern
01:55:56
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ones is what makes this laptop seem so great so I think this is more like how Marco has
01:56:02
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found love with an older computer.
01:56:06
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That's really not that much older, but is less about in the pantheon of all laptops
01:56:12
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or even just all Apple portables how great this one particular model is, because there
01:56:17
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are many things to not recommend this model, and when I look at it all I can see these
01:56:20
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little things.
01:56:21
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I've always complained about it, that I just feel like this exact laptop could have
01:56:24
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been better with all the same features.
01:56:26
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But that's not what we're talking about here.
01:56:28
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I'm sorry to get hung up on that, but that's what I came away from Zorig with.
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The larger point about the balance being struck, what I'm, you know, what Mark said before
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that so many people agree with it.
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The main thing I kind of can't get past is the idea that like so many of the people,
01:56:47
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it's just so often when you complain about an Apple product, you're like, "I don't know
01:56:50
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what Apple should have done instead, but I don't like this one."
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And it's not really helpful and it's kind of Apple's job to figure out like, you know,
01:56:57
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it's not customer's job to tell Apple exactly what to do.
01:57:00
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They just can be satisfied or not satisfied, and their customer sat numbers are what they
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But in the case of the new laptops, I think people who have complaints know exactly what
01:57:12
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they specifically want.
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That it would be so easy to make a laptop that would satisfy all the people who are
01:57:19
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dissatisfied with the current one.
01:57:21
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And maybe it's 17 different laptops from 17 different people, but there's no mystery.
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Like, and again, just, you know, experience of dealing with this and going to conference
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If you're in a conference room every single day and you constantly have to deal with that
01:57:34
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dongle to plug in HDMI, all those people are not, there's no mystery.
01:57:38
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They say, "Put an HDMI port on it," right?
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I would be, you know, "Can you make this computer better?
01:57:44
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Put MagSafe on it, put an HDMI port, put an SD port on it."
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And throw that in front of all these people?
01:57:49
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Actually, that would probably be enough.
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It really would.
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And they'll be like, "Well, you know, I don't use the HDMI, but I care about the SD.
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I don't use the SD, but I care about the HDMI.
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I don't really care about MagSafe,
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but it's so easy to just say,
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it's not a mystery what you need to do, Apple.
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Make it slightly different, slightly different feature set.
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Like Marco said, you don't have to have all the ports,
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but everyone loves all the USB-C and Thunderbolt,
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and those are all great and everything.
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Just a few little tweaks here and there,
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and don't make the keyboard so damn small
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to make me happy and make it more reliable, right?
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They're close, but everybody knows.
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It's an open secret.
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How can you make these?
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It's like, wow, I wonder how we can make these more appealing.
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We all know how to do it.
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More ports, better ports, like bigger keyboard,
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arrow keys that are easier to find, reliable.
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Like it's right there, and the touch bar, you know,
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do you need it, do you not need it, no one really loves it.
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I don't even know how to go with that.
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And that's what's frustrating.
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Normally if people don't like something
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or it's unsatisfactory in some way,
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they don't know like exactly how to fix it.
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And this, the solutions just seem so obvious.
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And not to say that that's what Apple should do,
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because we're always asking Apple like,
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don't do the obvious thing that people know that they want.
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do the thing they didn't even know they wanted, right? That's Apple's job? So I'm not saying
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Apple should do it. Right, exactly. But I'm not saying Apple should like, "Oh, just do
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what people expect," right? They have to do what people don't expect. They have to try
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to go above and beyond. They have to push the limits with touch ID and face ID and all
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the things they do. But when they miss, then it starts to feel like, "Oh, I wish they had
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just done the obvious thing." So what's the solution? Should they now backpedal and do
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the obvious thing, or should they make try number two at the transcendent thing? And
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I think Mark has criticized them a lot in the past of like, "Apple, don't feel like
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you always have to, like every single time, be transcendent, because we wait too long
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for these big transcendent things. And so if you miss one of them, nobody wants to wait
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around for another five years of unsatisfying, unreliable laptops that are shaped like this.
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Pedal and do the obvious thing while you regroup. And as I think I said, an upgrade, they could
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be doing that right now. Hardware timelines being what they are, there's only so much
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they can do in response to the dissatisfaction. And the final thing, we've been on this topic
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for a while, but before we get off it, is Apple just reported its results and they're
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selling a ton of Macs, and I think they're selling a ton of these laptops, and we're
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just back to success heights problems. Yeah, people have complaints, but look at the numbers.
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If the metrics you're looking at don't reflect the supposed dissatisfaction, then either
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we're all wrong and we're in the minority and Apple is on the right path and everything
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will be fine, or they're measuring things the wrong way.
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So I think, based on vague hints from the roundtable that I continue to read things
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into that Mac roundtable they had, and the fact that they did try to adjust the keyboard,
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and the fact that the keyboards really do appear to have reliability problems, that
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Apple will do something and make different decisions about the next major revision to
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the laptop line. Not just putting rubber gaskets in the keys because that's all they could
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do in the time allotted to them. But in whatever the next round of MacBook Pros that come out
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that actually get to meaningfully incorporate the feedback that we feel like we're all
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providing and that people may be providing with all their different servers or whatever,
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I think Apple will make different choices, and I think they will make adjustments that
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make these more satisfactory and perhaps will make Marco revisit whether this 2015 computer
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is indeed the best laptop that Apple ever can make, because like he said, he really
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hopes that that's not the case, and I think it won't be the case. He just needs to wait
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a little bit longer.
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All right, thanks for our sponsors this week. Simple Contacts, Squarespace, and Betterment,
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and we will see you next week.
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Now the show is over, they didn't even mean to begin
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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John didn't do any research, Margo and Casey wouldn't let him
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them @C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-S
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So that's Kasey Liss, M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M
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Auntie Marco Arment, S-I-R-A-C
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USA, Syracuse, it's accidental
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They didn't mean to, accidental
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I think we have one obvious choice for the after show.
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What is up with this Tesla Roadster?
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Actually, honestly, I think the Semi might be the more interesting one, but…
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You're wrong about that.
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The Semi is not the more interesting one.
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I mean, maybe more impactful or maybe they're both vaporware, but the Tesla Roadster is
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obviously much more exciting.
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So no snark or joke intended. Can you set up for me what this event was? Because I had
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heard that there was going to be a Tesla event, but I really honestly didn't know much about
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it. And I don't follow Tesla that closely, so I don't have a good feel for what the
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significance of this event was.
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Jon, I mean, I don't honestly, I don't follow them that closely. I never watch their
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events live because I find them a little bit insufferable so I don't watch them. I just
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kind of see what news comes out of them afterwards. So this was, as far as I know, this was an
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event ostensibly to reveal the Tesla semi-truck and then the Roadster I think was the one
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more thing even though it has been kind of teased for a little while but no one really
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knew anything about it yet.
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Yeah, that's my impression too. I also don't follow that closely but yeah, this was a semi-event
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but I wasn't shocked to see the Roadster because this has been like an open secret for such
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a long time, the Roadster was their first car, and they were going to revisit that,
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it seemed like an obvious thing they were going to do, and guess what, they did it.
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And I didn't watch it live either, I just caught the news after the fact.
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But I think it's interesting because if you said, "Oh, Tesla's going to do a Roadster,"
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that makes perfect sense, they make a big four-door sedan and they make a smaller four-door
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sedan and their original car was the Roadster, and it's obvious that there's probably a market
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for a sporty car, and so here's their sporty car.
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But I was surprised at exactly the form this sporty car took in many respects.
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So it's called the Roadster, but it's not a teatop.
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There's not much air above your head.
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Just before you even think about what this car does, if you look at it, it looks more
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like a coupe with a section of the roof that comes off.
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And I feel like the sort of open air--
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- That's not unusual.
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That's like Porsche was huge into that.
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- No, but like even think of a--
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- Was it a Targa, is that right?
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- Even think of a, I know.
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It's more like a Targa.
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Even the Boxster has more open air,
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let alone like a proper convertible, right?
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So it is, it feels less open
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than I would have expected it to be.
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It looks just more like a coupe.
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And so they have to call it a Roadster
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because their first thing was called the Roadster
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and there's like the family thing or whatever.
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But what they've essentially made is, like you said,
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a Targa type of thing, which is fine, it just doesn't match with the name.
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And the second thing I was surprised by was, it's not just like, "Oh, here's a sportier,"
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it's a two-door sporty version so you don't have to have a big family sedan, it's kind
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of a fun sporty car.
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It seemed like, in typical Tesla fashion, they were going for the jugular and saying,
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"No, no, no, you don't understand, we're making a hypercar.
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Look at these numbers."
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Right, 250 mile an hour plus top speed, which is pretty impressive even for hypercars because
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they generally tend to go for downforce at the cost of top speed unless you're talking
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about the Veyron or something, or the Chiron or whatever the new one is.
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0-16, 1.9 seconds, which is a very typical Elon Musk-y kind of number that I don't doubt
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this car can hit, but you know they just wanted to have a number with a 1 in front of it for
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the shock value.
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Is it necessary? And then the price, like, it's, you know, 250 grand or whatever it is.
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It's not like, "Oh, it's a sporty car." It's like, "No, here's our competitor to, you know,
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the P1 or the LaFerrari or all, you know, the Porsche 918, only it's got an open top
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on it." And the range, by the way, is 600 miles. It's like they -- I'm almost surprised
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doesn't go faster than the Huron, put it that way.
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It's almost surprising to me that they didn't say,
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and by the way, the top speed is 327 miles an hour,
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'cause why not?
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Like, in Elon Musk fashion, this must be the best car
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human beings have ever made.
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It is faster, goes longer, you know, does everything,
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you know, like, pulls 3.0 Gs, like detaches your retinas,
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and it goes off the line.
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And I feel like that's, oh, like, I don't,
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I'm not sure, like this car is writing checks that Tesla probably can't cash because...
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Oh, but it gets worse though.
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Elon Musk on the 18th of November should clarify that this is the base model performance.
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So it'll be a special option package that takes it to the next level.
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And I think I complained in the neutral thing of like, "All right, so you want to make
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a hypercar."
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Maybe not the way I would have gone.
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I would have just made a sporty car that costs 80 grand and you'd sell a lot of those and
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be great and people would like them, but fine, you want to make a hypercar type thing?
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There's more to hypercars than these particular numbers you put down.
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Again, most of the reason that the hypercars that Top Gear or whatever have competing together,
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the reason they don't go as fast as the Veyron, they consciously trade that for downforce
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and handling because they're trying to go around a track quickly.
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And when I see a 620 mile range, I think, is this a 5,500 pound hypercar?
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once you start trying to turn 5,500 pounds around a track
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suddenly all the power in the world is not really helping you because
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You've got this big problem of this huge amount of momentum going into every single turn
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So I feel like this car is not going to be able to compete with a Porsche 918 or a Ferrari or a P1
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It's gonna get left behind on anything except for a straight line
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And then so what is the market for this car people who only care about numbers?
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but who never turn?
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Do you just want to make an electric dragster?
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Because you can make one of those.
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It seems like a strangely misguided car in a way
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that both the Model S and the Model 3
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are not-- the Model X is kind of misguided
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because of the stupid doors.
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But I'm not sure--
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I'm not sure they've-- even if they hit all their numbers
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and this car is exactly what they say it is,
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I'm not sure it is a car that makes sense in the price point
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and market in which it competes. If I had 250 grand and I had to choose between this
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and any of the other hypercars, I would choose any of the other hypercars in heart beat,
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even if this is faster on the drag strip or whatever. Just because it doesn't seem to
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deliver what is required to compete in that price range and that strategy. And like I
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said, furthermore, I don't think Tesla needed to compete in this price range. It seems like
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an ego exercise, they should have just made a really sporty fast version.
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From Elon? No.
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Yeah, exactly. It's on brand, but the Model S is so sensible. It's got so much room. The
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packaging is so efficient. It's got the seats in the back. It's got all the safety stuff,
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even the Model 3. So reasonable. You can make a really good sporty electric car for 80 grand.
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Porsche's going to make one. Well, there's going to be 140, fine. But BMW's going to
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make them like people are gonna make that Tesla's just got to go no like
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this will destroy your body and liquefy your organs just don't turn so much so
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you're unimpressed no I'm impressed technically or whatever it just seems
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like such a weird like I would not have predicted this if you said what do you
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think Tesla Road is gonna be like it's no way in hell I would have said oh it's
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gonna be 250 grand have a 600 mile range go over 250 miles an hour because none
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of those specs, I wouldn't even target them. Why even target them?" The base model, 0-60
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in 1.9 seconds. Oh, God. And maybe Elon's goal is eventually to make a car that will
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kill him, like literally kill him. As he ages and his cars get faster, it would just press
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his heart against the back of his rib page until it explodes, and then finally he will
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have achieved, but you know, yeah.
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- So Marco, as an owner, does this rev your engine?
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Or are you kind of whatever about it?
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- Well, when I first was aware that they were teasing
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a new Roadster, I thought that might be kind of fun,
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like as a future car, but I don't want to pay
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this amount of money for a car, ever.
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Like, this is not anything I would get at all.
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Your family can fit in the, I'm sure,
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very spacious back seats because it does have four seats.
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I'm not sure where those four seats are
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and all the pictures, I can't imagine where they might be.
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But yeah, it might be hard getting the car seat back.
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- They're in the trunk.
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I, this, like, so I kinda see where they're going with this.
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I think what you have to realize here is that,
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you know, what Tesla can do
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that almost no one else can do yet
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is just obscene speed from a stop,
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like obscene zero to 60 times
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with their electric drivetrains that like,
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that's how they are able to compete
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with supercars right now, is that stat.
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There's a reason why they keep pushing that
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with the Model S.
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And there is probably a market of people
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who are buying the Model S just because it's so damn fast,
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but who don't actually need it to be
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this big full-size sedan.
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People who actually want something more sporty and small
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and hopefully nimble like this.
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Right now those people are buying the Model S
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because that's what they have to buy to get the speed.
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But I think there is probably a market of people
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who would rather have this.
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And I'm sure John is right that the range suggests
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this is probably gonna be a heavy car.
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We don't know what that means actually, how heavy.
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The reason the range has to be so high is probably
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because in order to dump out so much current at once
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to get that insane acceleration,
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it probably needs a ton of battery modules
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wired up in parallel to be able to dump all that current out
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and so they probably achieve the range
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not as a goal in itself,
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but just as the smallest amount of batteries
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they could put in here to get the simultaneous current out
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to push those motors so hard to get that acceleration.
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So I'm guessing the range and the weight of those batteries
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is actually more of an annoyance in the design than a goal.
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Yeah, but the goal is probably like, oh, under two seconds,
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So if they just said 2.5 seconds instead,
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suddenly the car gets much lighter.
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2.5 seconds is still plenty fast.
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And maybe the price can go down because most of the cost
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is in the batteries in these cars.
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And everything cascades from the desire
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to have these three numbers up here to be so fantastical.
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And yeah, so the range probably wasn't a primary goal.
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and maybe as a side effect, but it's up there with one of the three numbers.
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And top speed, that makes no sense.
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Where are you going to be able to drive it that fast?
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And the fact that it does have that kind of speed makes me wonder exactly how stable it
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is at that speed, because you need a lot of downforce to keep your car from becoming a
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kite at that speed.
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But if you have a lot of downforce, it's very difficult to get above 250 miles an hour.
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It probably has a lot of weight.
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Yeah, I know.
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- And unlike most cars, the weight's very low,
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so it does have some advantages there.
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But I think ultimately, there's a pretty big portion
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of the market of people who would buy this kind of car
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who will never, ever, ever take it on a track,
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who will never take a turn at very high speed,
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and who don't care how it handles
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going around a competition track.
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There's a lot of people who buy supercars
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because they like the way they look
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like in their neighborhood and on the highway
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and when they go shopping and people see them.
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Like, that's a huge part of the market for these things.
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I would say probably a very small percentage of owners
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ever actually take them on a track.
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- I think this falls down in that area too though
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because it looks less exotic than all of the hypercars
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that it is competing with due to its price range.
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I mean, it looks fine.
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I don't think it looks bad.
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It looks good.
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But if you saw that next to a LaFerrari,
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it's clear which one of those looks more impressive,
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especially people who don't know cars.
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This looks fine, but all of the hypercars have,
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I feel like, more aggressive and more exotic styling
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than this, which just looks like a fairly nice sports car.
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This looks to me like it should be
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competing with the Porsche and BMW equivalents that
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going to be less expensive, probably have slightly less performance, but will look about
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the same as this.
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Like, they won't look like the 918.
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They'll look like, oh, you know, like a really cool futuristic electric Cayman.
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That's not exactly what that looks like, but, you know, it's not—it doesn't even
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fulfill, I feel like, the "impress a bunch of teenage boys driving down the road" type
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If—less they know what it is.
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If they know what it is, obviously they're impressed, but if they don't know what it
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is and I saw it rolling up next to a P1 and a Ferrari, they're all gonna stare at the
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P1 and a Ferrari and this is gonna be looking like Top Gear whenever they take like an Audi
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with them along with a bunch of other cars, no one looks at the Audi.
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I don't know man, 'cause Tesla is their company, whereas the McLaren.
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I'm saying they know what it is, but for non-car people you look at it like all the wings of
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flares, this is a very smooth, it's a fine looking car, but it doesn't look like this,
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even the, let me pull up the Porsche thing, you know what I'm talking about, even the
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The Porsche one looks more futurey and stuff.
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I think Tesla does have brand cachet, especially for people who know.
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But for non-car people, the cachet is, "Ooh, that's the electric one," not, "Oh, that's
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the one that does 0-60 in 1.9 seconds."
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The problem they have is that a lot of the market who buys these kinds of cars wants
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them to be really loud.
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And this won't be.
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They can pipe that in.
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Just like you're in five.
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Up to the outside?
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Yeah, they'll just have really great recordings of—
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Hell, you could use the same recordings that were in your M5.
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I mean, it would be perfect.
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I pasted a link to the Porsche Mission E thing.
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I mean, it really is very similar.
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It's very kind of rounded.
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You know, styling cues probably more or less derived from Tesla.
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Say, "This car looks electric.
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How do you style a car on the outside to make it look electric?"
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And I feel like obviously all Teslas look like that.
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And when I look at the Porsche, I think, "Oh, that looks like..."
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I can kind of tell that's electric because it's styled differently than their gas things.
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And it's not just because it doesn't have big exhaust and a giant grill in the front,
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gulping in air or whatever.
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Honestly, this Mission E I don't think is an attractive vehicle, and I think the Roadster
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I would agree.
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Also, that illuminated Porsche.
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John, you can't talk about attractive vehicles because you hated the Alfa.
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So we can just move on from your opinion.
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I think that the Tesla and this Porsche are similar.
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There are things that annoy me about both of them.
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And this is not a production car, by the way.
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I think this is their concept.
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So who knows what the real one will look like.
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But I like the front end of this Porsche.
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It looks, to me, it has the family resemblance,
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but it also looks futurey.
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That I would agree with.
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The same thing with the Roadster.
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It has a family resemblance.
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It looks better than all the other Teslas, as it should.
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but it is a little bit, I don't know, I was going to say dumpy.
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It's a little bit awkwardly proportioned.
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It looks a little bit like a, not an ugly duck thing, but it's a little stunted.
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Maybe it's because the wheelbase is short, you know, like it's, or the back overhang
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is so, it just doesn't, it feels kind of like a, more like a toy car.
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I mean it looks more like the Lotus Elise, you know, or the tiny Lotus Chassis that they
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the original Roadster was based on, it doesn't look like the big, long, wide supercar that
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you would expect based on these performance numbers.
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Well, they already have a big, long, wide car. It's called a Tesla Model S, and it's
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also really frickin' fast, and like supercar levels are fast.
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It's not low, it's not, you know what I mean, like…
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And so they made this to be like a much smaller, faster version.
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Well, it's like a really fast Miata. That's what it's like, styling works.
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out that that would be really fun. A really fast Miata would be awesome.
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Yeah, but that doesn't compete in the same thing. It's like when you see it again,
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when you see it next to a LaFerrari or a P1, those don't look like really fast Miatas.
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They look like big hypercar-y things. I mean, all I can—to me, as someone who
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mostly doesn't pay attention to hypercars and supercars, or any cars for that matter,
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but I mostly am not in that world. I'm mostly unfamiliar with it. And if you put all the
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cars you've mentioned like the Ferraris and the Porsches and the P1s and all the weird
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things that were always on top gear, if you put those in a lineup and took their badges
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off and you asked me which one was which, I probably wouldn't be able to identify any
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of them. I have to imagine that's true of a lot of people, including many people who
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would be buyers of these things.
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You stop being a car person when you get your stick shift and your gasoline engine.
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That's true, but I have a feeling a lot of potential customers of these kinds of cars
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might not even recognize things like a P1 if they saw it.
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You are, because you are not only a car nerd,
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but you are also a car nerd who specifically loves
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supercars, and I think most people aren't,
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and including many of the people who buy them.
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So many people buy them just as a money or prestige symbol,
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or just to have fun, you know?
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And I think that for many of those people,
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the downsides that you are citing of this
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and the comparisons you're making of it
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to other supercars just won't apply.
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- I just felt like the Model S never really got its due
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in all the car magazines and car websites
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because, and maybe it's again because
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of track performance reasons,
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that it's not even considered
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when they have these performance tests
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like sports sedans, it's always like, oh, it's BMW versus the Alpha, and the Alpha's
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on top this year, whatever. No one ever includes the Model S. And in some respects, it's like
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unfair because it's like, oh, that will be in the electric test, and of course it'll
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be the best electric car because it's not much competition. It's like, you know, the
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Model S versus the Chevy Volt, which one? Obviously. But when it comes to the sports
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sedans, like, there is a practical reason, and it's like, look, if we brought in this
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test, it would lose because it's just too damn heavy, right? It's never going to win
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and it's a performance test that involved turning.
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It's never gonna win, so it's not even fair to include it.
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But the other thing is it's just such an oddball.
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And I think that will start to change
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when everybody else essentially comes out
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with their Tesla competitors,
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and suddenly it will make sense to,
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the Tesla will be included in all these tests,
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and there'll be less bias against it to say,
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"Oh, that's the weird electric one,
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"and it has such weird trade-offs
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"that we don't even know how to measure it
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"against the other ones."
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become par for the course and that's where Tesla will really have to prove itself.
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This car specifically, based on Tesla's, you know, the Tesla modifier of like, when they
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say they're going to make a car, add how much to when you'll actually be able to get the
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car, it's conceivable that by the time deliveries start happening for this car, that its competition
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will have arrived and that it will no longer, like, these numbers are great and impressive
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because you can't buy this car now.
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I have no idea what the numbers are going to be for the BMW, Porsche, Mercedes, and
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whatever else full electrics that are all inevitably coming.
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And so unlike the Model S which got to enjoy this time as like the uncontested king of
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electric cars, this may not enjoy that time.
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This may arrive at the same time as everybody else and it may be much tougher to be impressive
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And that may also mean that all those other cars have exactly the same things that I'm
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complaining about. They're all big and heavy because they have to be because of the battery
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packs or whatever. Or it could be that those cars make different trade-offs and those only
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get to 60 in 3.2 seconds, but they trade that for being much lighter weight and we'll see
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how that shakes out of what kind of things you want or don't want. Or maybe they could
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be more aggressively styled or half the price or double the price. That's where I think
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it'll be more interesting, but right now this is like a category unto itself in much the
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same way that I guess the Model S was in the beginning, but unlike the Model S, which makes
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sense both on paper and in reality, this car does not yet make sense to me. So send me
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one to test. I'll tell you what I think about it.
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Well, they wouldn't send it to you. They'd send it to Casey, because he's our car journalist.
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Yep. I have dibs.
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Oh, he only does gasoline cars. Sorry.
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Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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is the engine note. He's gonna put a microphone next to the tailpipe of this thing and it'll make no noise.
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It's a high-pitched whine.
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You have not seen my video, but that is slightly...
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Just record, like, the tire noise.
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That's right. Listen to how it crunches over gravel.
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(door slams)