246: I Just Want My Stories
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Oh, God, I can't imagine having to put a key in a steering column. Oh, gross.
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Like an animal.
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It's fun. Twisting the key is fun. Yeah.
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Oh, John, how do you live, man?
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Get in, foot down on the clutch, foot on the brake, twist the key. That motion is still,
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you know, it's a thing.
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You know what's even better than that? Get in, push the gas.
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Yeah, I'm sure Tiff loves it when you just get out of her car and leave it rolling down the driveway.
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Put the engine with the engine running.
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Running and unlocked.
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- Running and unlocked.
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- Running and unlocked.
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- All the windows open, air conditioning on, radio blaring.
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- The sick thing is you're probably serious.
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I bet this has happened at least once.
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- I have not left it like in gear rolling,
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but I have left his car running and unlocked.
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Oh man, you're so spoiled.
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(electronic beeping)
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All right, so let's start the show
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and we'll start with some neutral follow-up.
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Apparently people pay attention to racing cars and people pay attention to Formula One. I'm not really clear why and
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Apparently, please please write Marco
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Pretty much every racing car has its paddles on the wheel
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I was lamenting last week that the Alfa Romeo had its paddles on the column which I've heard other like car reviewers
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And in people like that say oh it always has to be on the column
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But I don't really understand why, because I didn't like it that way, and I had at the
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same time a BMW loaner, an F30 loaner, and that had the paddles on the wheel, and I much
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preferred that.
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So anyway, a lot of people wrote in to say, "Pretty much every racing car has the paddles
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on the wheel.
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You are right.
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That's where it should be."
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And somebody, and I don't remember who this was, I apologize, but somebody said to me,
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and this is just a theory, but I mean it makes sense to me, "Maybe it's less of a big deal
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for race car drivers because their wheels don't typically do like an entire revolution. If you
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think about it, they're typically doing maybe a 30 or 60 or maybe a 90 degree turn, but I would
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assume not often, not much more than that. If I'm wrong, I don't really care. It was just a thought
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exercise. So no big deal, but I just thought I'd cover that really quickly. I did have to-
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**Matt Stauffer** A lot of the responses related to this were due to me musing about what F1 cars
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might be and knowing nothing about F1. And I had a brain fart there. That was my bad. I was like,
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Like F1 cars, they don't even use paddles because they got all those buttons on the
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steering wheel.
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And while there is very often a button to shift into neutral, they still use paddles
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for everything.
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So never mind on that.
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I did have to give the Alfa Romeo back.
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I was very, very sad.
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It pulled away and I wept.
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Not really, but I was sad.
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And now I'm back to my BMW.
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Life is rough, I tell you.
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God, I sound like such an intolerable piece of crap.
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All right, moving on.
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Let's, oh, actually it's getting no better as it turns out.
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Let's talk about our iPhone orders and our $1,000 phones.
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This is just going nowhere good.
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- So I think one of the biggest things that we have learned
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in this entire iPhone 10 cycle
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is that the rumor mill is completely full of now.
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Like it's complete all of it.
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It's turned out so much of it was complete.
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(phone chimes)
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- Yeah, and we were complicit,
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or at least I'll speak for myself.
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I was complicit in it because I was probably the most worried of the three of us about
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not getting a phone until 2020.
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And I was freaking out about it for no reason.
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Well, as it turns out, spoiler alert, no reason.
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But yeah, I was just as deep in this as anyone else, if not more so.
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And I don't know, I was trying to like do a retrospective, which is a word that you
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don't really understand, Marco, but John will.
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I was trying to have my own little one-man retro meeting.
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meeting. I believe it's called a post-mortem in the parking lot. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, so you do know.
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So anyway, so I was tossing things into the parking lot as I was having my one-person
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retro, and I don't really know specifically where this notion came from. I mean, I was one of the
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ones parroting it, so I'm guilty. I am 150% guilty, but where did we all get it in our brains? This is
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not just the three of us. This is the royal us. Where did all the talking heads get it in their
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brains that it was going to be this bad. Like where did this come from?
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Well, I mean, the phone is supply constrained and people had guesses about how many they
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were going to make and there were lots of stories about part shortages. So that's
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what it was. It was basically like, "Oh, they can't make enough of those 3D dot thingies."
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And supposedly they lowered their standards for the dot thingies to make more of them.
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But then Apple said, "No, we didn't do that. That's BS." I mean, at this point,
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the past few cycles, you have to imagine that a lot of those stories about Apple's manufacturing
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problems and blah blah blah are things motivated or not planted by competitors but like that
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they're that they're motivated stories that somebody wants to put that information out
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there to sow doubt into Apple's situation. Now they you know they don't have enough iPhone
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tends to go around just like they don't have enough of any they don't have enough iPhone
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you know sevens to go around certainly not the jet black there's always shortages right
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It's very difficult to tell until Apple starts reporting numbers exactly how big the shortage
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But last show, all we were talking about was, "Will we be able to get our phones?"
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Forget about how many Apple sells and so on and so forth, although we did touch on that
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But everything was just estimates.
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Like that one newspaper or whatever said it looks like they're going to have four times
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fewer phones as in previous years.
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Well, we'll find out when Apple reports how many iPhones did they sell between launch
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and the end of the year, although they have a fiscal year, I don't know how this all works.
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But anyway, we'll find out. And it could be that the numbers are dead on, really. They
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sold one-fourth as many as they did last year. But that's not what we're talking about here.
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What we're talking about here is we were all staying up till 3 a.m. to order phones, and
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some of us were very, very pessimistic about getting a phone anytime soon. So how did it
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go for everybody, assuming we all stayed up?
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I think it's pretty safe to say that Marco and I did, and since I've got the mic, I will
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say that I stayed up.
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My experience was slightly worse than the watch, than the LTE watch.
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My experience with the LTE watch was stunningly good.
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It was, the Apple Store app was live at 3.01 or something like that.
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I was in and out in no time.
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In this instance, it was typical Apple, which is to say five to ten minutes late.
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Now, in the defense of Apple, maybe that's an aggregation issue or something to do with CDNs.
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I'm now outside of my comfort zone. But one way or another, it was like 305-ish that everything woke
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up. I did use the Apple Store app, and surprisingly, I heard a fair bit of reports from like Twitter and
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whatnot that the Apple Store app was not the pretty much flawless experience for everyone
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that it had been for the last few years. I had a few people say that they actually had better luck
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on the website, which is stunning, because anytime I've tried that it's been a disaster.
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But anyway, about 3.05 I ordered my phone, and then I rolled over and ordered Aaron's
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phone and got both of them, and they should be here Friday.
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So it worked out really, really well for me, to a degree that I did not expect.
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I did choose to ship to home.
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I was thinking about doing a store pickup, which I've never done before, and I know would
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get me my phone earlier in the day, because typically UPS doesn't get to us until like
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five or six at night on iPhone day, but I was scared that just going through that whole
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process, especially when I'm unfamiliar with it, would slow me down too much and I would
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lose my chance. So both of them will be delivered to the house sometime Friday. So I'm working
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from home Friday, if you happen to be listening to this from my job. I will be here at the
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house making sure that I know.
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No, I mean, everyone knows exactly what's happening. Marco, how did it fare for you?
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similar. I used the app as usual. The app didn't come up for me until like, you
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know, 305 or 306 like it was way and like I was in some slacks were like
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some people are already completing the entire orders and reporting back what
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their dates were when they completed the order before my store was even up. But
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that happens all the time. I mean the Apple ordering process with the iPhones
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has gotten really, really good with just that one exception. The only part about
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about it that really feels unfair is that there's a huge
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variance in when people's stores come up and it could be
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like fifteen minutes apart like it's a big variance and so
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some people said they saw the store like at two fifty eight
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so and some people didn't see the store until three ten and
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like it's a huge range. Usually I fall on the on the
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worst side of this range like usually for me it's it's
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somewhere around like five five or six minutes after the
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an hour. And you can try alternating between cellular and Wi-Fi to be on different networks.
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Some people suggested even trying a VPN. I didn't get that far into it. I didn't think
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about it at three in the morning, surprisingly. But it just seems like it's a total crapshoot
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when your store will come up. And that makes a pretty big difference in whether you get
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one on day one or not, usually. If yours comes up at 3.07, you're probably not getting day
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day one delivery on most high profile products.
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Same thing happened with the watch.
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Any kind of high profile 3 a.m. Apple launch,
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usually this is a problem.
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Jet black phone, same problem.
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So the whole rest of the system feels very good
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and very fair and it has dramatically improved
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over the last few years.
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And it's just that one piece that feels,
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like if you're on the bad end of that,
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it feels like you're getting screwed for no reason.
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So I hope Apple can figure out a way to improve that.
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I've never done anything on their scale before,
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but I have done high-scale things.
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It is possible to make everything go up
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at almost exactly the same time.
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That is a thing that can happen on the internet.
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It's not easy, but it's possible.
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So if they prioritize that,
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maybe they don't realize how annoying this is,
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but I hope someone, I hope whoever at Apple
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cares a lot about these things, about getting these right,
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about building into systems like the thing
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where if it can't contact the carrier,
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it reserves it for you and emails you again tomorrow.
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Like, a lot of thought has gone into that system,
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and for the most part it's great.
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And there's just this one big glaring problem with it
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that I hope they can figure out a way to fix,
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or at least reduce that variance in CDN availability,
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so that like, maybe everyone's store comes up
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in the same one minute instead of the same 15 minutes.
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That's the only thing about the system that feels unfair.
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A lot of it's competitive, a lot of it's cutthroat,
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but all of it feels fair, except that.
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- Yeah, I would agree with that.
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I can't think of any particular way that they could do better with it. I mean, I guess maybe
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a lottery, but I think just like we lamented when WWDC went to a lottery, I think there's something
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to be said for having the dedication to wake up at three in the morning if you're on the East Coast
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to actually ensure that you get one initially. In the same way, WWDC rewarded the people who had
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seven different notification strategies
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in order to know when tickets went on sale.
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And maybe a more fair answer would be a lottery,
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but if not that, I think you're right,
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that this is as fair as it can get
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with the CDN propagation issues notwithstanding.
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- And the thing is, a lottery,
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like a few people have said that,
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I think it's such a more complicated thing
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than WBC tickets.
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First of all, you're talking about
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allocating 5,000 conference tickets
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versus 10 million phones.
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There's a pretty big difference in scale.
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And of course the phones are tied to carrier things
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and have to be checked out with carriers.
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The phones are way more complicated than WBC
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and there's way more of them.
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So the same system doesn't necessarily apply.
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Again, I think the system they have, I agree with you.
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I think it's fine.
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They just need to fix that one thing.
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Anyway, so all that being said,
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I did wake up at three in the morning.
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I did place an order successfully
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for my iPhone 10 on day one delivery.
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I didn't do store pickup, just a delivery.
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The store pickup is fine, but you still have to wait
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in such a long line for pickup on day one.
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Like if you're not day one and you do pick up at the store,
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it's much faster, you know, there's basically no line
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or a very short one.
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But on day one, you're waiting on line
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just like everyone else, you're just waiting on like
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a different roped off section of the line
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if you have reservations, but you're still gonna be there
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for like two hours, you know.
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So I'm looking forward to it.
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Anyway, just to conclude the room mill thing
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before we leave this topic, in general,
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The room mill has gotten so much wrong
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since about a year ago or so when there was a rumor
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going around that one of Mark Gurman's big sources
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was escorted out of campus very publicly.
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I don't know if that was true or not,
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but it certainly does seem like there's not a lot of leaks
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out of Apple anymore.
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By far, the most credible information we got
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about the iPhone X leaked out of Apple itself.
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in their two software leaks.
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It didn't leak out of anywhere else.
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Like the rumor mill was basically empty.
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All they were doing for the most part
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was reporting on what Apple accidentally leaked.
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Almost everything else they reported ended up being BS.
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Like now as we're getting more information about the phone,
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people are using the phone,
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we're hearing more from Apple executives
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like on the record stories and stuff,
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it certainly seems like the entire
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like touch ID under the glass thing was completely false.
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that there are now multiple Apple executives
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directly stating that in interviews.
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And I'm inclined to believe them.
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I don't think they would lie about that kind of thing.
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I think that it wouldn't serve them at all to lie about that.
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We're now hearing things like the face ID
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having issues and everything.
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Those are probably BS too.
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The component thing having adjustments,
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Apple directly called that out and denied it,
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which they never do for things like that.
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Like that's unprecedented for the most part.
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So that also I'm inclined to believe
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because they so rarely ever comment
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and things like that publicly.
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So like, that was probably BS.
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It seems like anything that was about supply
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being super short was probably BS too,
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because here's the thing, right now,
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so everyone, us, other podcasters,
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tech podcasters, the rumor sites,
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we were all expecting this to be
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a massive backorder situation.
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We were saying on the show, like, you know,
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2018 isn't that far away.
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We were all saying like, we would be lucky
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to get, waking up at 3 a.m.,
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we'd be lucky to get it by December.
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And then it won't be too long before it's 2018.
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Well guess what?
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Right now, today, as we record almost a week later,
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the latest estimates say five to six weeks.
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That's mid-December.
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A week later, you can still order it
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and have it come this year,
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'cause then this year's almost over.
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So that's pretty good.
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So one of two things is true.
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Either there is way less demand for this phone
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than anybody thought, which I think is pretty unlikely.
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Or most of those reports about there being
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incredibly short supplies and everything are wrong.
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So that just adds even more to the pile of rumors
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that were wrong about the iPhone X.
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Like we heard so many.
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Everything about the software we heard was wrong.
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Like everything about the home indicator situation,
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the home gesture, that was all wrong.
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Like we heard so much wrong stuff about the iPhone X.
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Really, this has been a bad year for the Apple rumor game.
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And in some ways, it's kind of like, you know,
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Good Riddance, it was getting a little bit too good.
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It was getting, it was starting to get
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like a little too spoilery on a lot of the new products.
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You know, I'm saying this here, not only to call them out,
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but also to kind of help the world help me remind myself
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when I get caught up in talking about these rumors,
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'cause I too, like you said Casey,
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I too have been totally complicit
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in discussing these rumors as if they were almost
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a sure thing or if they were a sure thing
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because for so long, the rumors were that good.
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Like for so long in like the heyday of Mark Gurman
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like two years ago, they actually,
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like they were getting every detail of every product.
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Like they were nailing so much before the release.
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It was actually really unfun.
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It was like, it was kind of fun to be a commentator
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but it was unfun to like watch the events
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and just see them unveil the things
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that you already knew about like two months ago
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great detail, no less.
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But we all, all of us commentators and Apple fans
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and readers of these sites and followers of the Apple news,
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we all have to now readjust from that time
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that now we have to probably assume
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that most of the rumors that we're hearing are wrong
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rather than assuming that they're right
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and then figuring out later that some of them are wrong.
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- Let me do the opposite of helping you, Marco,
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and say once again that I generally disagree
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with your assessment that the rumor was off.
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Before Apple's leaks, we knew all screen OLED phone with Face ID.
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Face ID leaked.
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Face ID leaked so early before any software leaks.
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And yes, there were tons of reports about details that were wrong.
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And yes, Apple's exec said, you know, we committed to Face ID
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and we never really spent any time trying
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to do under the screen or aside things and stuff like that.
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That's all well and good, right?
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But there's always a certain amount of noise.
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So even before Apple software leaks, which were massive
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and gave us huge amounts of totally verified
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reelsie reel information.
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Even before that, we knew almost everything
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about this phone.
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What it looked like, the shape,
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the size down to the millimeter,
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the orientation of the cameras,
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how many cameras there would be,
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the fact that it would be all screen,
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the fact that the screen was OLED,
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the fact that it would detect your face
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and that's how you would unlock it.
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Everything else is details.
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I think that still for these phone products,
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it is impossible so far for Apple
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to actually keep anything like this secret.
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There was a lot of BS and misinformation,
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especially the stories and we've said this at the time we were discussing them where they're like apples considering like
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You know using whether it's going to have face ID under there
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It was like a month before or it was got touch idea on the screen
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It was like a month before the the an intro announcement
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It's like they're like displaced in time where maybe this was true a year and a half ago
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We're just hearing about it now, but always the rumors especially on
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A lot of the rumor sites are phrases if it's happening now and it's nonsensical like I mean, who is it?
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Dan is his name? Dan Ricchio? I don't know how to pronounce his name. Something like that.
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I'm pretty sure you're right on the Dan part. It's Ricchio, I think?
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Yeah. One of Apple's people was in a press thing and he said that they had locked the design for
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the iPhone X in November. That's November of last year, right? Not now, November 1st.
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Yeah. They had locked it a year ago, right? And yet there were rumor stories like two months ago
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that Apple's debating what it should do with Face ID versus Touch ID under the screen. And I'm like,
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No, what do you know they're not like I mean that so we knew those were BS at the time
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But I still think that the combination of the rumor mill knowing so much about this phone before any leaks and then the leaks
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Basically putting highlighter over the details that are right and sort of Xing out the ones that are wrong
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Means that we still more or less knew what was getting introduced and I'm you know one way
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I kind of like being surprised but also kind of like hearing details so I can go either way but
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Just because the rumors especially motivated rumors like Oh apples having manufacturing problems Oh fear uncertainty and doubt
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Especially since things like that
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There's reasons for them to exist and they're gonna be wrong over in a while
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I don't think that's that big of a deal and I think I I I don't know
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I'm I'm not adjusting my attitude towards rumors because I
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Don't mind as a bunch of BS noise mixed in with the real information
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And I still think there's a ton more real information than we used to have about things because this Apple makes too many of these
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phones, the supply chain is too leaky, and we're just going to have to accept that we're
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more or less going to know what the next phone is going to be like, and that all we have
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to worry about are the details, and then sometimes, like a few weeks before intro, Apple tells
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us all the details accidentally by releasing a bunch of software.
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No, I mean, I think, you know, we did hear a lot of rumors that ended up being true,
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but the thing, but like, with the rumor mill, like, the challenge is always like, knowing
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what parts of this are actually likely to be real or not.
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And usually, during the really good days of rumor mills,
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like two years ago, you could be sure
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almost everything they said was actually true.
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But until Apple's software leaks,
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we didn't know whether the products would be
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possibility A, B, C, or D, or many of the details of that.
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- But we knew exactly what it would look like.
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- Well, not really.
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- I saved some of the images of,
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down to the millimeter, you know,
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when people were selling cases for it,
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we knew what this thing would look like.
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There were still questions like,
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"I can't tell if it's Touch IDed into that screen,
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can you?" Right?
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And same with the Face ID, like that rumor was really long,
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it took a really long time of coming,
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but didn't really get confirmed until much later.
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But what I'm saying is like, you know,
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is this the next iPhone and they'd show you some 3D render?
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Yeah, that was the next iPhone
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and we knew it a long, long time ago.
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Will it recognize your face?
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That was the only credible rumor we had
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other than various other places to put touch ID.
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And so that was the only debate.
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It's like, oh, surely it'll do the face thing,
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but is it gonna have touch ID at all anymore
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under the screen on the back?
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Like that was a question,
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but we knew like the face ID would be there.
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So I feel like we had a really good picture of this phone
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and it all turned out to be correct.
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And the details that turned out to be wrong
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were interesting, especially when we were discussing,
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you know, touch ID in the back.
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And the best one was the game of telephone rumor
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about touch ID being on the home button.
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Do you remember that rumor?
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- Right, and that's explicable.
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Now you see how it works,
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because you have to double tap the power button
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to make Apple Pay work,
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and it puts that little highlight-y thing over it.
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So somebody, like in this game of telephone,
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knew about that, and through seven different people,
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it becomes suddenly Touch ID and the power button,
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which never really made any sense,
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because it's not big enough.
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But anyway, even things like that,
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I love seeing after the fact,
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oh, that's what they were confused about.
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There was never Touch ID and the power button,
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but somebody knew that piece of information,
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and it got lost in translation,
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and then all of a sudden this rumor came out of it.
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So I think that's just par for the course of rumors.
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- I don't know, I feel like the rumor mill was so sketchy.
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And then around the time of the lost iPhone 4,
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I think sources got really good.
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And then in the last year or so,
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like I think Marco had said,
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sources have been not as good.
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Because I feel like we knew,
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even without software releases,
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we knew exactly what this stuff would look like,
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like to the pixel, so to speak.
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I understand that's a terrible analogy,
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but now if it wasn't for software releases,
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we know the broad strokes, you're right, Jon,
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but I don't think without the HomePod debacle,
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we would have known as specifically as we have
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in prior years, but I don't know.
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- I don't think it's a broad strokes.
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Like we didn't have,
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if it wasn't for that phone left in a bar,
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we wouldn't have known exactly what the iPhone 4 looked like
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until somebody found one,
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but we knew exactly what the iPhone 10 would look like.
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maybe some service details we didn't know.
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I feel like the iPhone 8, we didn't have
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a really good grasp on service details, maybe.
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But when you have millimeter perfect, you know,
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measured drawings of the phone months ahead of time
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that turn out to be 100% accurate,
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so accurate that people could build cases based on them,
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that is unprecedented.
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We didn't have that for the iPhone 3GS, for the iPhone 4.
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Like back then, you know, being left in a bar
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was the only way we were gonna get that kind of thing, so.
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- But there are so many, there's so much noise.
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said John, like I feel like part of the Apple rumor game is always trying to figure out
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like you know what what if this will actually because like everybody who you know floats
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their head near Apple or is a is a you know friend of a nephew of a supplier or something
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like everybody who was anywhere near Apple can leak something about what they think they
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might be working on because they had one part made or they heard from a friend of a friend
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of a friend who works at a factory or you know something like that there's always something
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or even people on campus who leak,
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people inside the company,
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they can leak about things that they've seen
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or heard about around campus.
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But none of that has a strong correlation
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to what actually gets released
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and how things actually ship
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and what the final version of things actually look like
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or do or work.
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So the challenge of the room reel has always been,
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okay, you have all this information,
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10% of it is true,
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but you don't know what 10% until the event.
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And that part has reverted back to as bad as it used to be.
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That part was better two years ago,
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and that part is now back to where it was 10 years ago,
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which is basically all over the place,
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and not that useful.
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So that's why I'm saying,
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it's not that we won't have seen
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many of the details ahead of time,
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but we won't know which of the details we've seen are true,
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and which will ship.
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And that's the kind of thing
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that used to leak a lot better than it does now,
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and that's what I'm very happy about now.
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But again, that's also what I need to now,
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I need to now adjust myself to,
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by default, disbelieve rumorsites,
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rather than by default believing them
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the way I've been doing the last two years.
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- Yeah, I don't know if you wanna change your defaults,
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but maybe just make it a setting.
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On this front, I think the iPhone X
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was actually a tricky case too,
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because so much was changing.
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We knew so much was changing with the iPhone X.
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So with so much up for grabs,
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there's less sort of bedrock that you can say,
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well, it's an iPhone and these two minor things change.
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Once you get rid of all the stuff on the front
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and make it all screen,
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there are many possibilities with how that can go,
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especially before the software leaks.
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That's why it was idea of like,
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well, what happened to Touch ID?
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Where does it go?
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Is it on your screen?
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Is it on the back?
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Is it on the power button?
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Because more things were up for grabs.
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If this pretend that 10 doesn't exist
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and this is just the eight,
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there wouldn't have been a weird rumor about Touch ID being in the power button on the
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8, because they'd be like, well, Touch ID is where it always is. Like, look, there's
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the phone. Like, you know, only a few things are changing. So the bigger the break from
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the past, the more possibility is for random guesses and rumors and misheard things, because
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just so much more seems possible, right? So you entertain it as a possibility, because,
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you know, who knows what they'll do? And then, of course, the software leaks sort of, you
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know, refine that all. But we'll see. Next, presumably, next phone, they will not have
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have a catastrophic software leak like this and we'll get to play the game all the way
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up to the end where we'll have, you know, it will be more constrained.
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I bet there won't be such, you know, the one after the ten is not going to be as radical
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a departure as the ten is from the seven, right?
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And we'll have a bunch of different competing theories and we'll see how we do on them.
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But it still seems like, you know, a couple of months before our iPhone time next year
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we will have measured drawings of exactly what the phone will look like.
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Maybe we won't know the exact colors and names though.
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So get that going for us.
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All we know is that it'll be a new shade of space gray.
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Will they ever run out?
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They should just line them up and see, you know, when do they have to go from like, you
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know, 8-bit color to 16-bit color to contain all the space grays?
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All this is to say, let me tell you about my iPhone.
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I was just about to ask.
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So I, the first time I ever did this, getting a phone from my wife, we both ended up waking
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up because really when one person wakes up like look everyone's gonna be up. I was very
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unlucky in the CDN lottery. The store did not come up for me for like 10 or 12 minutes.
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What I eventually got through on first was actually the website. So I'm in the category
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of one of the people where I'm furiously force quitting and relaunching the app on you know
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on Wi-Fi and LTE did not let me get to it. I got it first on the website but because
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my wife was also doing this on multiple devices, she was doing it on her Mac and her phone.
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Before I went through the auto process right up to the end because I knew what she wanted
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but before I hit the button, by that point I had walked downstairs and wanted to check
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are you in the same process?
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It turns out she was, she was right at the buy step as well.
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So I didn't actually pull the trigger on my buy, she pulled the trigger on hers, two to
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three weeks.
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That's when my ship date is.
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So I did not get day one.
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I was unlucky in the unintentional CDN lottery, but two or three weeks is not that bad.
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She was happy with it because she was also worried that it would be a really long time,
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and she didn't want to wait a really long time because she was kind of getting sick
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of her phone.
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So two or three weeks is acceptable to her.
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Oh, I forgot.
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Yeah, she got the big one, and we did it at Verizon, and they did the thing where it's
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like, "We're having trouble contacting your carrier," which is a vast improvement.
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I tweeted, you know, I tweeted that it might have seemed like snark, but it wasn't, and
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I called it progress.
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This is progress.
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better than it was before. It's still sad that they, you know, the carriers suck and
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they can't make this work, but at least it doesn't stop the process. But there was, you
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know, a good 24 hours of fretting because you go through the process and it's like,
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"Oh, well, I could contact the carrier, but don't worry, your phone is reserved." And
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you go to bed, you know, 3.30 thinking everything's fine, right? But then the next day you start
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to worry as everyone else says, "Look at my order, look at my ship date, blah, blah, blah,
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blah." And you have nothing. You just have a screen that you saw last night at 3.30 in
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morning that said you had a phone but there's no proof that even happened right and you have an
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email that says oh we'll contact you when it's time for you to complete your order right but then
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you're just waiting for an email it's like so when when are you going to email me and tell me i can
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complete my order then you start worrying they're going to email me and tell me i can complete my
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order and that's going to count as my order time like that i didn't reserve a spot in the line at
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3 a.m but it's really just going to be when i get the email especially since they say you'll have
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24 hours to complete your order so there's a little bit of time pressure and it was a really
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a long time. Like everybody else had gotten their orders and they got their dates and
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everything. We still hadn't received the email. But finally towards the end of the day, the
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next day, got an email, completed the order. And that's when we saw the two to three week
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thing. So that's not the best system. It's a little bit nerve wracking. I would like
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it if I could actually go through the process and give them the money and complete the order
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and just say, just settle up, figure it out with Verizon later. Because obviously already
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reserving me a spot. I don't see why I have to be involved with the time delayed retry.
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Apple can do that on their end.
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So that was a little bit nerve-wracking,
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but it all came out well in the end.
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- So tell me about your iMac.
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- It's back.
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So here's what happened.
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So the Genius Bar or Grove or Forest, whatever,
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had it for a little less than a week.
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In a little less than a week, they replaced the panel.
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Oh, and then the very last day,
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somebody called me to ask if they could format
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my hard drive, even though I told them
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when I dropped it off, yes, I have everything backed up,
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you can replace it or format it if you need to.
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They said they needed to format my hard drive
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because there was some bad data on the platters,
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by the way, this is an SSD only iMac,
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there was some bad data on my platters,
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and that was causing my GPU overheating issue,
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and that they had to reformat the hard drive
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to get rid of the bad blocks on my platters.
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And so I was just like, really?
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Like, can you explain that a little bit more?
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And every explanation I got was worse than the last one.
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And I didn't pull like the I'm a nerd card.
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I didn't tell them how wrong they were.
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- Why did you bother pressing them on that?
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Did you think there was a real explanation
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hiding under there or did you just wanna hear them squirm
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as they try to rephrase it another way.
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- Well, and I was trying, 'cause I was like,
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how can that affect the GPU?
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Okay, I said GPU every single time I talked about this fan.
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Every time, like look, the GPU runs too hot.
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I monitor, I can even tell you the temperature.
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It runs too hot, then the fan spins up.
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Well, it's doing almost nothing, okay?
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The GPU, and I kept, I said it when I dropped it off,
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I said it when they were doing testing,
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I said it everywhere.
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every single time that they said it back to me,
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they said, "Oh, this is why your fan's running hot."
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I'm like, "No, no, no, no, it's more detailed than that.
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"Trust me, I'm trying to help you figure this out."
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Like, no, they didn't hear it.
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So, you know, look, I had a mediocre experience, right?
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The people were very nice, they didn't fix
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any of my problems except for the screen.
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Oh, and now I have a hot green pixel
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in the middle of the screen.
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So, you know, I'm not gonna have them touch it again.
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This is why I don't, like, whenever people,
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Whenever I complain about a problem with hardware I have,
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and people are like,
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"Why didn't you just bring it in for repair?"
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This is why, because it doesn't usually
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get the problems fixed.
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And sometimes if it's easy,
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like when I had a bad lightning port on my phone,
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that was easy.
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They swapped it out, done, great experience.
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But when it's like a nuanced issue with a desktop computer,
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I had to haul it there, go without a desktop for a week,
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get it back, put all my data back on,
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'cause they formatted the drive for no reason,
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The fan still runs too fast when the GPU runs hot
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for no apparent reason.
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It wasn't bad data on my platters and my SSD.
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Surprise, surprise.
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And so, you know, I appreciate that they tried.
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But this is why I don't do this usually.
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- I usually take the opposite approach
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where I feel like once the seal is broken,
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once I've gone to and from the store once,
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I'm going to continue to go back until,
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as John Roddick would say, I get satisfaction.
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That's why I brought my Thunderbolt display
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back three times.
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So if they replaced the screen and it came back
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with a hot green sub pixel,
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that would go back immediately just for the screen.
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Because like, look, I've gone through this asshole
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to get the screen.
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I'm gonna keep going through it
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until I get a perfect screen back.
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Unless there's some policy about them not doing it,
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but I don't know the deals, but I would try, right?
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And my attempt to explain the erasing of the disc,
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like maybe like the cutting the ends off the roast reason
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behind this poor person trying to explain to you
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why they wanna erase your hard drive.
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I have had many times in the past problems that make the computer do weird stuff that
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have to do with like corrupted libraries somewhere, right?
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So like some sort of file on disk does not check some correctly.
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It has the wrong data in it.
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Who knows why?
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Like HFS+ errors, you know, could actually be a hardware related failure.
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And you say like, well, how, why would that manifest in the GPU getting hot?
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There's enough tiny little things all over the place, loadable pieces of code and various
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library files and stuff, that it's possible that one of them could be loaded and only
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a certain code path hits the corrupted part and that causes it to crash and then it immediately
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relaunches and that happens over and over and over again and that causes some subsystem
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to work harder than it should because it's basically probabilistically constantly crashing
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depending on when the code path that hits the corrupted part of the library is hit.
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And you don't see that except maybe in a console line somewhere if you're lucky and that would
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cause temperature to go up, so that's my most charitable interpretation of why there might
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be a legit reason for them to erase your disk.
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Although that's why a lot of people say "I did a combo updater and it fixed everything!"
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Like just reinstalling the OS often fixes it too because it'll replace that library
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with the correct version of it again.
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Stuff like that has happened.
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It probably doesn't explain a temperature specific thing, I would expect to see more
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crashes or whatever, but I'll bet that issues like that are one of the reasons why they
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routinely want to erase your drive, just to reduce the number of variables essentially.
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They should have just said, "We don't know, but we're out of ideas, and this is always
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the last thing we try, and sometimes it fixes it, so it's worthwhile."
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And so they did it.
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Okay, so we had somebody write in who is an anonymous AppleCare advisor, and they said
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that they were servicing a 2017 MacBook Pro 13-inch for a spacebar that stopped functioning.
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AppleCare had determined that the issue was related to accidental damage and therefore
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was not covered under warranty.
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held their MacBook Pro for a re-quote price of $475.
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Holy smokes.
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Although the customer disputes prying the key off in an effort to fix the issue herself,
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I don't doubt that she probably did.
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The point is, our customers would have no reason to try and perform surgery on their
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brand new laptops with their car keys if the keyboards worked reliably in the first place.
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$500 to fix this keyboard?
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That is bananas.
00:37:43
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I thought this was a good story because it shows just how things can go wrong.
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Thus far we've been talking about it like, "Oh, we don't really know what the reliability
00:37:51
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issue is, but these things are all still under warranty and eventually they won't be and
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it will be worse."
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But this is, you know, this is an example of good Apple customer service in the end,
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but sort of a trap for customers.
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Like if this happens to you, you get a new laptop and the space bar stops working and
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you decide to try to pry the keycap off.
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Now maybe you're just frustrated, maybe you're impatient, maybe you don't want to bother
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taking the store, maybe you've pried the keycaps off past Apple laptops and have fixed
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it yourself by blowing stuff out or whatever. But either way, if you do this and when you
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do it with these new keyboards, there's no way to get it back on successfully. You're
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doomed to prying off the keycaps is not a thing you should do. It's not even a thing
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that Apple repair centers do. That's why they have to replace the whole top of your computer,
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right? If you do that and then bring it into the Apple Store, they're going to say, "Well,
00:38:41
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I see that your problem, you pry it off your space bar.
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And that's not covered under warranty
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because you essentially damaged your own computer.
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And if you say, no, no, no, I've only pried it off
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because before the space bar wasn't working,
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by the letter of the Apple Care laws,
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like no, if you pry the key,
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if you try to repair your own computer and mess it up,
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we don't pay for that.
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Now, the reason this is good Apple customer service
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is that the person involved was able to make an exception
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and override the repair center or whatever.
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The genius understands.
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The only reason you pry this off is because it was broken.
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I don't think you're sitting around deciding
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to pry off your key caps for the hell of it, right?
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And so they did the right thing
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and are letting this get repaired under warranty,
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but when the warranty runs out,
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like we just go wait for the first person
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to have a stuck key at exactly the time
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that warranty runs out and realize stuck key equals $475.
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And that's gonna be a very, very sad person.
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A person who will probably start considering
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how convenient it might be to use their laptop without ever touching the keyboard on it.
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Maybe they're in the market for a new Mac Mini.
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I don't remember which show it was I heard this on, but did you hear that repairing the
00:39:53
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back glass on an iPhone X is something like $500?
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Yeah, it's like a full replacement cost, basically.
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So yeah, it's like over $500.
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And notice, AppleCare costs $200 now on the iPhone X.
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- I forgot to ask, did you guys all get AppleCare?
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- I did not.
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- Oh, living dangerously.
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- I buy it for Tiff's because she wants the peace of mind
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of knowing, and she does drop her phone occasionally.
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We do have cases, we have yet to break one,
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but still for hers we wanted to buy it
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because that makes me feel better.
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For mine, I never have.
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And my policy has been, you know,
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'cause now AppleCare is like,
00:40:33
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I think it's like 130 or 140-ish for the regular iPhone 8s,
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and then for the iPhone 10, it's 200.
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My thinking here is the first time
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I have to have a very expensive repair,
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I will reconsider my policy of having not spent $200
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every year up until that point.
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But until that happens, and unless that happens,
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I'm gonna keep not spending $200 to protect the phone
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that I don't necessarily need to be protected,
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and we'll let it ride from there.
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I'm the kind of person who I don't really drop my stuff.
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I've never dropped gadgets before.
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I think I've dropped a phone,
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in the total of time that I've had iPhones,
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the entire last 10 years,
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I think I've dropped it maybe twice.
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And neither time it was significantly damaged.
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So I hope I don't need it, and if I start needing it,
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then I'll eat that first repair as a life lesson
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and I'll start getting it then.
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Until that happens, I'm saving 200 bucks a year.
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I did get AppleCare+ on my iPhone 7, and if you recall, I dropped it when I was running
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with it because I'm an idiot, and that was my first iPhone casualty.
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I have also developed a deep scratch in the screen.
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Since that happened, I have no earthly idea how.
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So the good news is if I get this repaired a second time, the AppleCare will have paid
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But this is the first phone I've run in a long time without a case, and $200 on top
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of $1200 or whatever I paid is a lot of money. So I have a leather case that will be a few
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days late behind my phone because I just ordered it today, and I think I'm going to go back
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to having a leather case and hopefully not destroying my phone.
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- John, it is all coming up Milhouse
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with regard to the Apple TV.
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Tell us about this.
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- Yeah, so a bunch of essentially announcements from Apple
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because they have videos, this strange sort of out of time,
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not at WWDC, but very much like WWDC videos
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explaining some of the new APIs in tvOS 11.2 which is not yet released but presumably will
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be in beta soon.
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So the very first thing I did was went out to my Apple TV and turned on beta software
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updates which is a thing that you can do if you sign up for the beta program you get a
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menu thing that says in the software update thing do you want to also consider beta updates?
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I said yes and I said please update me and it did an update but then when I rebooted
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I was still on 11.1 and now every time I check for an update it says I have the latest version
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So I do not have 11.2.
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I don't know if anybody has it.
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Maybe that beta's not out yet.
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But anyway, why do I want 11.2?
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Well, a couple of reasons.
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First, there is a new API called A/V Display Manager.
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Actually, I don't even know if it's a new API.
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Unfortunately, I have not had time to watch this video.
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But there's new APIs that allow you as an app developer
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to switch video display modes.
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Confusingly, there's a second set of screenshots
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showing what the tvOS thing will look like, where there are options now to say automatically
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match the frame rate of the source video and automatically match the HDR-ness of the source
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video, and you can turn them both on.
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And for a little while I was confused, well, which is it?
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Is it that application developers have to update their apps to switch modes, or is it
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that Apple TV will simply detect the frame rate and quality of the video that's displaying
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in Apple TV will switch modes.
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As far as I can tell, it is you need both for this to happen.
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Developers need to update their apps to use a new API.
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And the new API won't actually switch your mode
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unless the preference is set in your Apple TV to say,
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hey, if an application says that it wants to change the mode
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to 24 frames per second or whatever,
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or some multiple of that, allow it to do it.
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Again, I haven't actually installed this beta
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because they won't send it to me, so I'm not entirely sure.
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So I'm just going off several articles on this topic.
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We'll put a link in the show notes
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the Ars Technica one, which I think just summarizes the information that's provided.
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But anyway, this is all good news. The good news is you will not have to go to that menu
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and pick from umpteen different formats every time you're going to play a video, which of
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course you know the exact frame rate for. And it's also good news for people with HDR
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TVs because previously apparently it was, if you turned HDR on and played some non-HDR
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video, it would try to display it in HDR and make it look all gross, which is just terrible.
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I didn't know that because I don't have an HDR TV. My only fear now is that these
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These features will come and they will be 4K only.
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Not Apple TV 4K only but will only be available if you have a 4K television.
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Because right now I can't tell the Apple TV to output at some multiple 24Hz to my television
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because I have a standard, not a standard television, a non-4K television and I don't
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have a 24Hz option or any multiple thereof.
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Which is a shame if you have a 4K TV you do.
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I'm hoping all this mode switching and everything is not confined to 4K like these other settings
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So we'll see, but I'm excited about it.
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Things are going in the right direction.
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All right, let's ask ATP.
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Drew wants to know, "What do you recommend for antivirus on High Sierra?
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Don't run it, don't know."
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Yeah, I had someone ask me this at work too, and the reason I put this question in there
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is that this is a surprisingly common question, especially for new Mac users.
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What should I get for antivirus?
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My answer to all these people is, "Do not install antivirus software on your Mac."
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Maybe that sounds terrible and maybe people think I'm an old fogy and really in this modern
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day and age you need antivirus software and blah blah blah, but from my experience over
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many many years being forced to run many different kinds of antivirus software at work, I hate
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all of them and all of them made my Mac worse.
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And at home I have never ever ever ever run antivirus software on my Macs and as far as
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I'm aware I have never had any problems with viruses.
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So my recommendation is do not run antivirus software
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on your Mac, it's all bad.
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- Marco, any other thoughts?
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- I think exactly what John says,
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minus the work experience part.
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I mean, at this point, I would say that antivirus software
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on your Mac, I think, probably is a bigger threat
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of itself being malware than any malware
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that you would find.
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- And even when it's working correctly,
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not that it's malware, but it messes with your computer.
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It makes it slow, it makes it annoying,
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makes things not work that were supposed to work,
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the headaches you will get
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from the antivirus software itself
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far outweigh the supposed protection.
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And honestly, it's not gonna protect you anyway.
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Like, I mean, the real question is like,
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just find a long time Mac user,
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maybe not me, like, you know, 1984 Mac user, but you know.
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- Humble brat.
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- Right, well, I'm just saying like,
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find someone who's been using your Mac for years
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and ask them, what do you run for antivirus?
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Like, can you find a Mac user who has not run antivirus
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and has been, you know, overrun by viruses?
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Like Marco and Casey, have you ever run antivirus software
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on your Mac?
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- My work computer, but that's because it's compulsory,
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not because I choose it.
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- Yeah, but I mean your home one.
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- Even when I had a work computer, I didn't.
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- Have you ever had any problem with viruses?
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- Not only have I never had a problem with a Mac virus,
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I've never even heard of anybody else having a problem
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with one ever.
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- Yeah, I mean more likely it's gonna be
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social engineering and getting you to click on some button
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you're not supposed to,
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And not to say there aren't vulnerabilities.
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Macs are totally vulnerable to malware and viruses, 100%, and humans are completely vulnerable
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to social engineering and things that trick you into clicking something you're not supposed
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to do, right?
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But the question wasn't like, "Are Macs vulnerable to viruses?"
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The question was, "Should I install antivirus software?"
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And the answer to that is no, because that software is bad and makes your Mac worse.
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And remember that Apple does have very rudimentary anti-malware stuff that you're getting whether
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you know it or not.
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push updates to it when they identify new malware.
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It's not gonna save you from everything,
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but it's not as if you're completely unprotected.
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- So this next one was an email submission,
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and I thought it was really interesting.
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Charlie Elman writes, "If iOS and macOS were available
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"to install and integrate with any hardware,
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"would you still use an iPhone and a Mac?"
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And he continues, "For this thought experiment,
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"assume that it works well on all devices,
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"none of the Windows driver crap,
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"software updates would happen just as regularly,
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none of the Android fragmentation crap.
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You could use any of the new hardware on other devices
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without issue, NFC, Microsoft Pen and Dial,
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Google Pixel Squeeze, et cetera.
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And the prices don't change,
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meaning the Galaxy S8 wouldn't cost as much as an iPhone,
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the Surface Book wouldn't cost as much
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as a Touch Bar MacBook, et cetera.
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I have thought about this for several days now,
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'cause I was the one who added this to the show notes.
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And I don't think I have any really strong answers,
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because I really, really do think, for me,
00:50:55
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that the best hardware out there is Apple hardware.
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I would probably at least flirt with a ThinkPad,
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especially that retro one that just came out.
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I know Jon is getting really sick to his stomach
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hearing me talk about this,
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but man, I think that looks good.
00:51:12
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But anyway, I don't think I've ever seen a phone
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that I've longed for,
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And I don't really ever see computers that I'm terribly enthusiastic about outside of
00:51:24
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what comes from Apple.
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And I don't know if it's Stockholm Syndrome at this point or what, but other than maybe
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a ThinkPad, I don't think there's anything.
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But what about you, Jon?
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I would definitely use non-Apple hardware because I would get basically the modern equivalent
00:51:42
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of my 2008 Mac Pro.
00:51:43
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I'd get a big computer with room for lots of stuff inside, including a really big gaming
00:51:48
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Apple doesn't sell anything like that.
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So I would have gotten that long ago.
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Like that's what I'm waiting around for is that, you know, a Mac Pro that I want to buy.
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If I could get third party hardware and run macOS and not have to deal with any of the,
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you know, Hackintosh stuff or whatever.
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Yes, I definitely would.
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For phones, I also have never seen a phone that has made me think I would rather have
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that hardware than my iPhone hardware.
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Even if it's down to something like mini USB versus lighting, that was no contest.
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USB-C versus Lightning, I think I still kind of prefer Lightning.
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So I don't think there's any phone hardware that would tempt me, especially now that we
00:52:24
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have like the six and seven size phone, and we'll see what I think of the ten when it
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But for my desktop Mac computer, in the absence of a Mac Pro that suits my needs, I would
00:52:37
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definitely be running third-party hardware.
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>> I have never seen another phone that I actually thought like, I would like to see
00:52:46
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stop using my iPhone and go use that please.
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It has never come close.
00:52:50
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I was very impressed when I saw the,
00:52:52
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what is it, the Samsung, the S8?
00:52:55
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The one that, not the Note, but the one that came out
00:52:58
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like six months ago that was edge to edge-ish,
00:53:01
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like that one, I was very impressed when I saw that.
00:53:03
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But it wasn't so compelling that I like,
00:53:06
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I wanna lose everything I know about the hardware.
00:53:08
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Now this is a great question in the sense that
00:53:09
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it assumes that we can still use the software that we like,
00:53:12
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you know, all the Apple software.
00:53:14
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'Cause that really is, that's what matters more.
00:53:18
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Ultimately, I would take Apple hardware
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that makes me miserable before I would leave Mac OS
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and iOS for the alternatives.
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So it's a good question.
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For the phones, yeah, no way.
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For tablets, no.
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For laptops, maybe.
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I think I might consider using PC laptops, especially--
00:53:41
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- Oh, you absolutely would.
00:53:43
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After all this kvetching about the keyboard,
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you absolutely would go to a different laptop.
00:53:48
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- Oh, PC laptops are kinda ugly though.
00:53:50
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- Well, I don't care about the look so much
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as the functionality for me.
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So anyway, I'm very happy right now
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with just having an older Apple laptop.
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In the future, when that plan becomes untenable,
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I hope their modern ones at that point,
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again, are better for me.
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Then I'll just switch to the modern ones.
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Or even if they're not better,
00:54:10
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maybe I'll just wanna suck it up and deal with it
00:54:12
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so I don't have to mess with Hackintoshes
00:54:14
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or old laptops or anything else.
00:54:17
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But if I could run Mac OS perfectly well
00:54:20
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on something better from the PC world,
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or at least better for my preferences,
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sure I would consider that.
00:54:29
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There isn't a lot out there
00:54:30
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that's honestly that much better.
00:54:32
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It's very similar to when I mentioned a couple episodes ago
00:54:35
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how reviewers always positively review
00:54:38
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whenever there's a new Surface book
00:54:40
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or whenever there's like a new Google phone,
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a new Nexus or Pixel phone,
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the reviews are always really positive
00:54:48
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and then the reviewers don't end up using them.
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They're like, "Oh, this is a great phone for somebody else,"
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and then they switch back to their iPhone
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and their MacBook the next day.
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With a lot of this alternative stuff,
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it's hard to get good quality long-term reviews,
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and oftentimes the long-term reviews
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are a lot less positive than the initial ones were.
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So it's hard to really know,
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As somebody who admittedly does not try
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non-Apple hardware almost ever,
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it's hard for me to really know how good the stuff is.
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But certainly I would have an open mind to it.
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And on the desktop, similar to John,
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right now Apple doesn't make what I need.
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They said they're going to, so I hope they do.
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Unlike John, I don't need my Mac Pro or my Mac desktop,
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I don't need it to be a standard tower
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with a whole bunch of card slots for gaming cards
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or drive bays or anything else.
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I don't actually need that.
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The Trashcan Mac Pro would've been great for me
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if they just updated it.
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That would've been great.
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They didn't, which is unfortunate,
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but if they could just deliver me that
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with not the overheating GPUs issue maybe,
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deliver me that with modern internals
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that can drive a 5K display,
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and that would be great, I would love that.
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Not a lot of other people would, but I would.
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So I'd be totally fine with that.
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But in the meantime, they don't have that.
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And I don't know when their new Mac Pro is coming.
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I assume that it's hopefully next year,
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hopefully in the earlier part of the year,
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but I really have no idea.
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So desktops, I would use non-Apple hardware
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'cause I feel like that's where it would matter the least
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that I was using non-Apple hardware.
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Like you're not touching it really.
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You can use someone else's screen and it's not that bad.
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You know, it wouldn't be that big of a deal
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to use someone else's desktop.
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Especially if you build a tower, it's under your desk,
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you barely even see it.
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But yeah, it's a cool question.
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I like having, I like thinking about this.
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It kind of prompts you to look around the PC
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and Android worlds to see what the alternatives even are,
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but ultimately I don't find a lot of them very compelling.
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It would be kind of interesting
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to build my own computer again.
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I used to do that.
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You know, I used to build my own PC,
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and I really enjoyed that hobby.
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That was a really fun hobby.
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- Yeah, yeah, I agree.
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- It would be kind of interesting to see
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what that's like now from the little glances
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I've seen here and there from people posting about it
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and stuff, it doesn't seem like it's that different.
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It seems like most of it is actually about the same.
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Just like now there's been like five new versions
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of ATX since then, but it's still fairly similar.
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You know, now I think everybody water cools now.
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Back then it was much more of a specialized thing
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that most people didn't do.
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Now water cooling is much more common
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and there's a lot more blue LEDs,
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which I would not consider a feature.
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So it would be kind of fun to build computers again,
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but ultimately, if Apple gives me a really nice Mac Pro,
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I'll be pretty happy with that.
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- I forgot to address laptops because I don't like laptops,
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but if forced to pick a laptop,
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would you stick with the Apple one?
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I'm in a bind because I think all the laptops,
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except for the Microsoft ones,
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I find them less pleasing looking than the Apple ones and you know that makes a difference
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And it's not like you can build your own laptop like you can with desktop, right?
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So you don't have as many options there.
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But all I've heard about the Microsoft laptops and their you know transformable tablets and
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stuff like that is that they have all sorts of weird reliability problems and durability
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problems with the fabric and everything.
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Like that line of computers is the most appealing to me but I would be wary of actually buying
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one for myself because of all the reliability problems I've heard for the service book.
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So you know, unlike Casey, I don't have a thing for the ThinkPad, so I just don't think
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there's a lot of laptop hardware out there. Although, if pressed, if I was forced, I would
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probably still just grin and bear it and get an ugly PC thing just so I could have ports
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and battery life and all the things that we've complained about a million times.
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I will say, there was a really nice segment on Back to Work about, I think it was last
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week's episode. Microsoft reps offered to send Dan Benjamin a Surface Book, honestly
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I don't know, I can't tell you which model, some kind of Surface Book to just try out,
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something that could be a tablet and a laptop. Can they all do that? I don't know. Whatever.
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Anyway, they sent him one to try out and he talked about it on the show and the discussion
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was very, very good. You know, Dan is somebody who is mostly an Apple person, but he has
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recent PC experience also.
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And so to hear his impressions of the service book
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were very good, and overall, to spoil it,
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overall his impressions of it were pretty positive.
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So it's worth hearing that to know,
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to have kind of a glimpse into the other side
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of what it's like when a mostly Apple person
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talks a lot about a modern, nice Windows laptop.
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And especially hearing about what it's like
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to have crossovers between tablet mode
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and being able to have a pen or touch input
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in a desktop OS.
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Dan came out of that basically saying,
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Apple should have something like this for Mac OS.
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And if you're a really big fan of the iPad,
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you probably shouldn't listen to this episode.
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But I think there's a lot to consider there
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that they bring up, so that's worth listening
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if you're interested in this kind of stuff.
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- Finally, Tim Walker wants to know,
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any thoughts about Apple firing an engineer
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after his daughter posted a hands-on video
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of the iPhone 10 on YouTube.
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So the chief summarizer and chief hat is on.
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Basically what happened was,
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and I think it was a little while ago,
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but certainly after the announcement,
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an Apple employee who we have later found out
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worked somewhere in the RF team, I guess,
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the radio frequency team,
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had his daughter into Cafe Max,
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and she was filming a vlog,
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and she also was handed his phone,
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he handed her his phone, which was an iPhone 10, again, post-announcement, but pre-, you
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know, before everyone had them. And she was flipping through the home screen, and I haven't,
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you know, done the Kremlinology on this, but apparently, wow, that's kind of a loaded term
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now, isn't it? I haven't done the Zapruder film or however you pronounce it on this.
01:01:09
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But anyways, I guess there were some apps that you wouldn't expect to see. Somebody
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said something about a QR code that you wouldn't expect to see. So there was some unreleased
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stuff on this phone for sure. Well, this video somehow or another got popular, and I say
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that only because the young woman who had filmed it and put it on YouTube had said,
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you know, I have, in so many words, I have no followers, I don't know how this became
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popular etc. etc. But somehow or another did. And they have since fired her dad, they fired
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this engineer. And, you know, Tim Walker wants to know, how do we feel about that? And my
01:01:45
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initial reaction was, "Man, that's kind of crappy," because the thing was already announced.
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Everyone knew what it was. Like, what's the big deal? But then I found out, well, there
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was some unreleased software on there, and maybe this QR code thing, and I guess there
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may have been a code name or two showing on the screen at one point or another. And that
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That made me less confident that Apple was being a bunch of jerks.
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And then I was reminded of when, Marco, you and I went to Apple last year in 2016.
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And we went to IL-1 or 1IL, I always get it backwards.
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We went to the main building, and then we went to the theater that they would occasionally
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do product announcements in.
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And there's a Steve Jobs quote outside the theater, and I think both of us, or certainly
01:02:37
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I, took a picture of it, put it on like Instagram or something like that.
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And one of our mutual friends who works at Apple actually privately wrote me and was
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like, "Who is letting you take a picture on campus?
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And the picture was of a Steve Jobs quote.
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Like, and he was genuinely, like, perturbed that this picture was taken, much less posted
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He was perturbed that my escort had allowed me to do that, which I think is kind of freaking
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I tell this story to tell, to just emphasize how deep this lies within Apple employees.
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And so, in the end of the day, I think, you know what, the dude knew the rules.
01:03:17
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Like, she shouldn't have been filming in the first place and definitely should not have seen pre-release software.
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If it was just that he handed her the phone and it was off, meh.
01:03:27
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I don't see that as that big a deal.
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But since apparently there was some unreleased stuff
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on that device, that changes my tune quite heavily.
01:03:36
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Marco, how do you feel?
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- I come down a little harder than you, but nearby.
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None of us have ever worked at Apple.
01:03:46
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And this is internal hiring policy stuff.
01:03:49
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And it's hard to say what should or shouldn't happen
01:03:55
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based on what we know from the outside of the situation
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because we obviously don't know everything
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'cause we don't work there, we don't know this person,
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we don't know everything that was inadvertently revealed
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in that video or could have been revealed
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or what the policies exactly are written.
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Apple's not that keen on sharing things like that
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with the public, so.
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But I can say that when we were there,
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like the last thing I would have ever thought to do
01:04:20
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was shoot a vlog.
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I can't even imagine, to me that just shows
01:04:27
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a severe lapse in judgment.
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And not of the woman who was vlogging,
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I mean she wasn't the employee.
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Her father who was permitting her to do this
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and bringing her into campus knowing she was doing this,
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he's the one who has the poor judgment here.
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Whether it's against the rules as they're written or not,
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I don't know, I don't know what the rules are.
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I would never assume that would be okay.
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and I don't think anybody should be surprised
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that he lost his job as a result.
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To let somebody in, and you said that maybe
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it wouldn't matter if the phone was off.
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No, I'll go even further.
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The phone was not out yet,
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and the press embargo wasn't even lifted.
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Like, reviews hadn't even been permitted yet.
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To bring someone into campus as an employee,
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and to permit them to shoot video of your running phone
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of this non-publicly available phone,
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I think that's common sense that that would be a problem.
01:05:24
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- And that's not even considering
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that it was allegedly running internal software,
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which is another problem.
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But even if it wasn't running internal software,
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I think allowing someone to shoot a video,
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first of all, to shoot a video inside campus at all
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and publish it, like, you know,
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I had lunch at Cafe Max, it was amazing.
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The last thing I would have thought to do
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was shoot a video and post it. (laughs)
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Like, even though we weren't, as far as I know,
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we weren't seeing anything secret, you know?
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But like, still, it's like this is like the interior
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of the campus, like, it felt incredibly privileged
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to be there at all, and I didn't want to get myself
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or our hosts in trouble, so the last thing
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I would have thought to do would be to shoot
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any kind of video or like take pictures of people
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in the cafe or anything like that.
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You know, I too took a picture of the quote on the wall
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in that one room, and because it was a press area,
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I decided this is probably safe to post to Instagram,
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and I did, but that was the only thing
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that I took a picture of there.
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Like, that's the only memory that I have a record of
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of that trip because I was too afraid
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to take my phone out for any other reason.
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And I didn't want, again,
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I didn't want to get anybody in trouble,
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and I assumed that it would get people in trouble
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if any of us took photos and posted them online.
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So yeah, so this should have been common sense,
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and I think to most Apple employees,
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it is common sense.
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And so if somebody didn't see that as common sense
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or had a bad lapse in judgment
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and lost their job as a result,
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I honestly don't think that's that much of a story.
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- Yeah, I don't think these people need to use common sense
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because every employee gets training
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with regard to what, with secrets and stuff, right?
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It's not like Apple just allows this to happen
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through osmosis and culture.
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You get told when you're hired by Apple,
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here's what you can and can't do,
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and all sorts of guidelines on how to be safe
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and blah, blah, blah.
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And this is clearly a thing that you're not supposed to do.
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And this person did it.
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And then not only-- and sometimes it's like, well,
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is it a zero tolerance policy, one strike and you're out?
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Like, isn't there, you know, OK, you made a mistake,
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but maybe you're a new employee and don't know?
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I'm not sure what their policy with that is.
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But in this particular situation,
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whether it was the first time or not,
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it was not the type of thing where it's like, all right,
01:07:44
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well, you took someone on a tour and you let them take a picture.
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then you have them deleted off their phone,
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or you let them take a picture,
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but then it never left their phone again.
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Like there was a violation of the rules,
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and technically we could fire you according to,
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whatever thing you signed in your employment agreement,
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or whatever, but we won't
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because the consequences weren't that bad.
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But in this case, the consequences were about as bad
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as they could possibly be,
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and that the entire world saw this video
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before they were supposed to see it,
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revealing essentially that, yes, you broke the rules,
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and now everybody knows you broke the rules.
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And if Apple was to allow this to happen,
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basically saying, "Our PR doesn't need to actually control the message for new
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product introductions. Actually random employees in our cafeteria can also
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decide when the public gets to see the phone and in what context." Because that
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doesn't undermine our corporate goals at all, this gigantic corporate, like it was
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a mistake and it was a fireable offense and it didn't go well. Like it went
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pretty poorly when it's on YouTube and spread all over the internet. So it's a
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sad story, I feel bad for everybody involved, right? But it's not a surprising
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story and I don't think Apple was being excessively mean here because like I
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said I think the consequences were actually pretty bad. It may not seem that
01:09:00
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bad, be like well everyone knew about the phone whatever, but as we'll discuss in a
01:09:05
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moment for probably the one and only topic of the show, Apple has a PR
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department whose job it is to control how the world comes to know their products when
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they're introduced and no part of the PR plan involves random employees in the cafeteria
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posting vlogs about it.
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- This has been an interesting week in Apple PR.
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And all of the talking heads like us, I think, have been,
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in various degrees, confused, happy, upset,
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and enthusiastic and bitter at some point or another.
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So help me get the timeline right.
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So was it Monday that,
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was it Steven Levy's review came out, is that right?
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- I believe so.
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- Okay, yeah, I might have the details slightly wrong on this
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but I think that's right.
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So Steven Levy was one of the very small handful of people
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that reviewed the original iPhone way back when.
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and he was apparently given some sort of blessing to be the first person to get a review posted
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of the iPhone X.
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Then I believe Tuesday, or maybe it was late Monday, sometime shortly thereafter, it ended
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up that we saw that a bunch of YouTubers had, if I understand things right, been offered
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to come, it seemed in New York, offered to come in to like an Apple kind of press event
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where they could film and use the iPhone 10 and they could film the iPhone 10 and do a
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couple minutes with it and they could post their reviews to YouTube late Monday or early
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And my reaction to that was kind of like, "What the hell?"
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Because in and of itself, YouTubers getting access wasn't remarkable.
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Like, "Okay, fine.
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Of course MKBHD had access."
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But it wasn't MKBHD.
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It was people that I had never heard of, which to be honest is actually probably a good sign
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because I don't know who any of the popular YouTubers are.
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But it was surprising to me because I'm at least casually aware of most of the popular
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tech-related or tech-adjacent YouTubers, like MKBHD, like Casey Neistat and people like
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And these people that had access seemed to have a far, numerically anyway, a far smaller
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following than the heavy hitters like the Neistats and MKBHDs.
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And that was kind of weird.
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And naturally, I was a little, maybe offended,
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that's probably too strong a word,
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but I was a little like,
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"Man, why didn't I get a chance at this?
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"Like, is podcasting not a thing?
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"Does that not count?"
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- I gave up on that long ago.
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- Oh, I know, I know.
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And it's a selfish reaction, full on.
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But it's, you know, it was my honest reaction.
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And I was kind of, I wasn't upset about it,
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but I was kinda like, "What the hell?"
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And then I talked with Joseph Polinski and Matt Alexander.
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And Matt Alexander put up a really, really great post about kind of, what do you think
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about when you're a product company and releasing a new product, and how do you control the
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And I am unfairly summarizing it by saying the takeaway I had from it was that these
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YouTubers that I kind of, you know, fluffed off as, "Oh, who are they?
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They're not important," they're actually quite important just to circles that I don't pay
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attention to. And I'm embarrassed to say that didn't occur to me until I really talked to
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Joe and Matt about it, but it seems obvious in retrospect. And that's probably really
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smart on Apple's part because the reality of the situation is I'm unlikely to wait very
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long to buy an iPhone X. And most of the listeners of this show, given infinite money, would
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probably buy an iPhone X tomorrow if they haven't already. So does Apple really need
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to convince us to buy an iPhone X? No, not really. But what about the people that care
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about fashion or care about things that are not just technology? And so the reactions
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to this were varied, some very angry, some confused, some a combination of both. And
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then shortly thereafter, I think it was Tuesday morning that all that a lot of the traditional
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reviewers like the Groobers of the world, the Jason Snell's, etc. when their embargo
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was lifted, and then we got some of the stuff that we expect as Apple nerds. But it's been
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an interesting few days watching Apple try to, you know, pull the strings on this puppet
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and figure out the best way to get this PR wave orchestrated. I don't know. I've been
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We've been talking for a while, thoughts?
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- I don't have a lot of thoughts on this.
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It just seemed weird.
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It seemed like a weird approach,
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and it's really hard to talk about this
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without somebody saying, "Oh, well, we're just old
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"and out of touch because everyone gets everything
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"from YouTube now."
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I'm not even arguing that people on YouTube
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shouldn't get pre-release review unit access.
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No, I think they actually should.
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I think Apple should go to where the people are.
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That makes total sense, and YouTube is where
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Many of the people are now, so that makes total sense.
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The thing about it that seemed weird to me
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is that compared to all past launches like this,
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it wasn't weird that they added these YouTube channels
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that honestly many of them were not very popular,
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as you said.
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It wasn't like MKBHD was there at that event
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earlier than everyone else.
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I don't know, but what seemed weird about it
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was not the addition of the people who got it,
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but the subtraction of the people who didn't.
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Again, it's not weird that YouTubers got access.
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It's weird that none of the press did, basically,
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and the press that usually does.
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As somebody who follows this stuff,
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and I always want to read those first reviews,
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maybe that makes me a dinosaur,
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but for the most part, almost none of the press
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that usually gets review units got one at all,
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or with more than like 12 hours
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before the publishing deadline.
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So it was weird as a fan, most of what we have to go on
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is very surface level, and that to me
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is deeply unsatisfying.
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Like I want, I want to like the in-depth reviews
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from Gruber and from like the other tech publications
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usually get them and to not have that felt weird.
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And I don't think it's a good,
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I don't think it projects confidence from Apple.
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Like, to give so many of these reviewers less than a day
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to review their phones suggests that Apple doesn't want them
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to spend that much time before they publish their thoughts.
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And I don't think that's a, like,
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even if the iPhone X is great and by the early reports
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it seems like it probably is, that doesn't look good.
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Like, that doesn't exude confidence in their product
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to say like, we're not even gonna give you enough time
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to judge things like battery life or Face ID reliability.
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Like, that doesn't look good for the product,
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so it's just weird.
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So in an ideal world, and I've seen people suggest too,
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like, well they didn't have enough to go around,
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that's completely wrong.
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Like, they have plenty if you can still log on right now
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and order one that comes in December, they have plenty.
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Apple could have given phones to more reviewers
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with more time if they wanted to.
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This was clearly a choice not to do that.
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And I just think that part is what feels off about this,
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that we don't have those in-depth reviews
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from tech writers, big publications,
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really hardly any of them.
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We have basically like three,
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and it's weird to have so few.
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For such an important product coming out of Apple,
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I want more.
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- So I think it's easy,
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Especially if you've been following Apple for a long time, to start getting into a tail
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wagging the dog situation, where you really start to believe that the publications and
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people who get early access to Apple stuff and write the reviews that we like to read
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are getting it because of some kind of merit that they have.
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Like for the original iPhone is a good example.
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Like the original iPhone went to Pogue, Mossberg, Ed Beig,
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and Levy, I think.
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Yeah, get them all there.
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Right, but that's-- all right, so that's who it went to.
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But the reason we were all comfortable
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with that worldview is because it went to Wall Street Journal,
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New York Times, USA Today, and--
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what was Steven Levy working for then?
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I forget, maybe time.
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But anyway, famous old people who've been doing this
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for a long time working for famous, powerful,
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influential old institutions.
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And so it fit with the mental model of,
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if you're the New York Times, you get the iPhone early.
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If you're the Wall Street Journal,
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you get the iPhone only.
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And even if you're USA Today, which may be McPaper, right?
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But it's extremely popular, right?
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Of course, USA Today gets one even when we say,
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"Oh, USA Today, what is that review?"
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And you're gonna be like, "Haha, USA Today," right?
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But they're really big.
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And so that all fits with our model of like,
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the tail being the publications,
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wagging the dog that is Apple.
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It's like, Apple has no choice.
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They have to give it to the Wall Street Journal.
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Apple has no choice.
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They have to give it to the New York Times,
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'cause the New York Times is just too important, right?
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But that's never been the situation.
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The tail is not wagging the dog.
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Apple has a PR department
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whose job it is to choose how best to promote their products to the public.
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It just so happens that the strategy chosen by that PR department has fit with the narrative
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that the people who get early access get it based on prestige, longtime relationships
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with Steve Jobs, longtime in the industry, like whatever criteria that we have come to
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accept as like that's the reason they're getting it.
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That should never have been the reason they were getting it.
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Strictly speaking, it should have been that, like, it's a second degree thing where Apple's
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like, "The best way to promote our product is to have the most prestigious newspapers
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Let's go find the most prestigious newspapers."
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So it's a second degree.
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It's not as if like, well, we have no choice but to give it to the most prestigious newspapers
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because if we don't do that, we'll be hurt.
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It's a selection of a strategy and an execution of that strategy.
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In recent years, Apple has been changing its strategy a lot more from year to year in terms
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of how it does everything.
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Like the Mac roundtable showing like Yosemite early in private press briefings distributed
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around the country, the incorporation of YouTubers starting several years ago.
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From year to year, it's clear that Apple PR is trying different strategies.
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depending on what strategy they're executing,
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from that follows who gets this.
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And there is no like, well, of course,
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they have to go to the New York Times.
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No, they don't.
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They didn't do it this time.
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They don't have to go to the Wall Street Journal.
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Like, you know, there's no reason
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that the Wall Street Journal has to have
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the best and most and earliest access
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as compared to a YouTuber with not a very big follow.
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Like, that's not a rule.
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It's just what Apple chooses to do.
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Now, I'm not in PR.
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I don't know what the best strategy for Apple is,
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but this strategy this time around was different
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in a way that seemed to break people's mental model
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of how PR works and they were forced to realize
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that who gets what when is entirely the choice of Apple
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on how they think they can best promote their product.
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Now you may say that they're wrong,
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maybe you're suddenly a PR expert
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and you're like Apple, you made a mistake,
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you should have given this to these people
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and that people in these times or whatever.
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But most people on the outside
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aren't thinking of it that way.
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not thinking how does this put Apple's best foot forward, right? We're thinking of it
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as consumers and I am as well. You just want your stories. I want my stories. I want to
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read the reviews from the people that I know. And if suddenly you can't read those reviews,
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you're like, "Oh, that's sad for me." But it's not about whether you get to read the
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reviews from the people you want. Apple doesn't care whether you get to read the reviews from
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the people you want unless that influences the success of their product and how it's
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received by the public, which maybe it is and maybe that's the argument like, "Oh, because
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you didn't give it to Walt Mossboro, he's retired now, but because you didn't give it
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to the New York Times as early as possible, now that's going to influence me to not buy
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the phone or whatever.
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That's not an argument.
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So mostly I think it's people had the wrong model of how PR works and that wrong model
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was brought into stark relief.
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And then a little tiny bit is you move my cheese.
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I'm used to always reading these reviews and these people and expecting them to have a
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week with the phone beforehand, because it's always been the case, right? And then finally,
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the ugliest part of it is, you know, just general bitterness that somebody got the phone and somebody
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didn't, right? Now it's easy for us to say here on podcasts where we never get anything, right? So
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we didn't lose anything, right? We're always at the bottom of the barrel, right? Although,
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I still, there's still room for us to be bitter too, because of course, selfishly, as Casey
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pointed out from my perspective, I love that, you know, that more different people get the
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iPhone. I'm a more different person too. Like we have a dinky podcast anyway. Yeah. So from
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an outsider's perspective, not thinking of it as PR, I wish everybody got all the iPhones
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they wanted. If you're doing any kind of stuff on YouTube, on podcasts, if you're writing
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a blog, if you're doing anything and you're doing it day after day, year after year, week
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after week and you're doing a good job and you have any kind of audience, I think it
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should be possible to get review hardware for a phone after it's announced but before
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the public can get it.
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But that's just like, "Oh, what do you want?"
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We're the tail here.
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We're not the dog.
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Question Apple has to ask is not, "Does this person deserve it or do we feel like we have
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to give it because they have a big audience?"
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The question is, "What is the best strategy for selling a lot of phones and making people
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happy for them?"
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And this year, they tried this strategy, which was this weird mix of low-volume YouTubers,
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plus traditional media with lead time, plus some traditional media with less lead time,
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and they'll see what the result is, and I bet they'll change it next year.
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But people getting angry about it, like, it's a human reaction to, you know, they moved
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my cheese, like, "I want to read the Walt Mossberg review, but he retired, and now I'm
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like whatever you know like i i i wish uh you know grouper had had the phone for two weeks and
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and he didn't well that's life right but you know it i don't think the whole class struggle thing of
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like old world tech old white dudes who always get the reviews versus new people i don't think that's
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actually the story other than like chiding people for being uh you know for being too
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too sort of up their own butts about it like once you start really believing that like
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my favorite person deserves to get the phone, you have totally lost the plot about what is going on
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here. Some of us are just disappointed that we don't get to read the reviews from the people
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that we wanted to read it from at the scale we wanted to read it, but that's just us.
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Perhaps this is the most brilliant PR strategy ever for a phone with Apple choosing to do what
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it did. We won't know until, maybe we'll never know because we won't know what the results are
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are of this as compared to past strategies.
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But at the very least, as a less interested outside observer,
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because honestly, I do want to read the reviews basically
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from people I know personally, like Jason Snell's review.
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But that's a position that most people do not
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find themselves in.
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But none of them are going to influence my buying decision.
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What's going to be influenced by my buying decision
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is when you two get them, and when I get them,
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and when we try them, we talk to each other, like anyone else.
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But beyond that, I'm excited by new people getting the phones.
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And I'm trying to think with a PR mindset,
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why would it be a good idea to give low-volume YouTube
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channels early access to the phone?
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And I can think of a ton of reasons.
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Again, not being anyone who knows anything about PR.
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But just thinking about it for a few seconds, first of all,
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those people are going to be so grateful.
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Like, just like we would be grateful, Apple.
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So those people are going to be so grateful to get
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early access to the iPhone X. Because they
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They know they're not some big channel that has millions and millions of subscribers.
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They know how big they are compared to the YouTube world.
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They are going to be so grateful to get that.
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They're all enthusiastic.
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These people love the iPhone.
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They love Apple.
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You can't buy that enthusiasm.
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These people are not jaded, cynical.
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I've reviewed every single thing and I just expect to get it and I'm angry if I don't.
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They are excited to be there.
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going to do things and review things in a way that is different than people who reviewed
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a hundred different things.
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I see lots of potential interesting upsides to doing what they did.
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We already talked about the downsides.
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Maybe it makes you look like you're scared that you don't want to give the jaded reviewer
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access to your phone because they're just going to tear it apart because they're going
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to find all the problems that the person who gets to play with it for ten minutes in an
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Apple thing before release isn't going to find, right?
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all factors into the decisions, but I'm definitely not angry that more people got access to it.
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I'm not even really angry that my favorites didn't get access to it earlier, although
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it seems like a lot of them are angry, which I, you know, whatever, if it's your livelihood,
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I kind of don't blame them, but that's always the way it's been with Apple. Like, to give
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an example from my past, for years and years and years, Ars Technica didn't get crap from
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Apple. The Ars Technica could not get, like, they would, not that they wouldn't return
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in our calls, but basically like,
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they would be nice and polite,
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but we could not get anything from Apple.
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And eventually that changed.
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And it changed because Apple's PR strategy changed.
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It's not like we weren't worthy before
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and were worthy after,
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and it didn't feel good when we couldn't get anything, right?
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And it felt good when we could get something,
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but the connection between the quality of Ars Technica
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and whether or not Apple gave us review hardware
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was not the connection people want to think it is.
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It is, Apple decides what to do,
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and you honestly really have noticed
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this important life lesson.
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You can't control what other people do or think about you.
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The best you can do is just decide how you're going to act
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and do your best work and hope for the best.
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So that's why we continue to do this podcast,
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patiently waiting for Apple to send us
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preview Mac Pro hardware.
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- Please call us.
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How funny would it be if I was the one that got the Mac Pro?
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- Not that funny.
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Not as funny as you think it is.
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I would find it very funny.
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Who else are they going to send?
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I guess they could send preview Mac Pro hardware to like like actual professionals who are like doing video and stuff, but that's boring. What other
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cultural institution cares more about the Mac Pro than this podcast?
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Two-thirds of this podcast.
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Two out of three hosts in this podcast recommend the Mac Pro that is not yet released.
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Oh my word. You know, I should also note that
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This is name one bag now. I didn't get a chance to look it up
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and I think one of you added it to the show notes, but he had a
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kinda rant although I was very
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level-headed to be called a rant but a discussion I guess about how
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one of the advantages of giving you know, some of these youtubers access is that they're not all old white guys like we are and
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there's a lot to be said for that and I think John you touched on this a minute ago, but
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That's an improvement no matter how you slice it. That's an improvement to the PR strategy now
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It does it have to be at the cost of old white dudes
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Maybe maybe not I don't know but certainly reaching more diverse voices is a good thing for Apple
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So you should check that out if you have about I think it was a little less than 10 minutes to spare
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And like so many things in this world the older like the farther you go back in time the more likely it is that all
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The people in positions of power are old white dudes, right?
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And so any PR strategy that focuses on old white dudes is necessarily back in time.
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Like we hope that we're making progress on all fronts and that there is a more diverse set of voices out there,
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especially with the dawning of the internet and the lowering of the barriers to entry.
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And if Apple was still pursuing the same strategy they did in 2007 with the iPhone and only giving it to old white dudes who work for newspapers,
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like we would all agree that's an outdated strategy, right?
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If they simply shift and say we should give it to new media as they did as they started giving it to websites like ours
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Texting and stuff like that new media you would hope has better ratios of you know
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men and women and
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Different races like you would hope that purely by moving to new media you get more diversity
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and that's before you even consider should we actual tart actually target diverse reviewers because
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We're leaving money on the table if we don't do that, right?
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And so it's not even clear to me that there was a specific effort to target more diverse
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reviewers at this point.
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I think it's a natural consequence of targeting modern media.
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And again, it's not the first time they've done anything with YouTube where we were commenting
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about the fact that they're not giving us the most popular YouTube channels or whatever.
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But that is the promise and the beauty of the internet and YouTube and blogs and every
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other sort of form of media without as many people preventing you from doing it.
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Anyone can put up a blog, anyone can put up something on YouTube, and that is allowing
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us to hear from people we previously didn't hear from.
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They were there, we just didn't hear from them because they weren't hired by the New
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York Times, right?
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So that is all positive and a conscious shift towards modern media, like podcasts, which
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which are super modern, but also still dominated by white dudes. Sorry. I think that is all
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positive and, if anything, Apple should lean even more heavily in that direction because
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all those voices are still underrepresented in modern media as well. It's just, like I
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said, the older the people get and the farther you go back in time, the worse it gets in
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terms of diversity, even if you're not doing anything different. Even if you're not consciously
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trying to just give it to white dudes, if you want to give it to old people who work
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in newspapers, that's what you're gonna end up with
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much more so than if you wanna give it
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to popular YouTubers.
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- So now that we've discussed the completely insular
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Brew-haha, what do we think of these reviews?
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It sounds like this is a pretty solid phone.
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- I don't have time to review so many of them.
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- Yeah. (laughs)
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No, I mean, my one hesitation basically is like,
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almost nobody has had a chance to really live with it
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for more than like a couple days.
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So the initial impressions are great.
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So I think I'm confident enough with all these reviews
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that my first day with the phone
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is probably gonna be awesome.
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I just don't know what's gonna happen after that.
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But it does seem pretty positive.
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If nothing else, it was frustrating to see all that PR stuff
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because almost every one of the YouTube quick takes
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and even many of the press quick takes
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were just kind of restating Apple's own PR points
01:35:19
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about like, look, Animoji exists and it's new and shiny.
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It's coming out soon.
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And there wasn't much that we didn't already know.
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Whenever we learn details of new things about it
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that I didn't already know,
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and that's one of the reasons why I like
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Jason Snell's reviews so much,
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and why I liked the upgraded podcast this week so much,
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because it's packed full of actually new information
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that we didn't already know as enthusiasts
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who follow this stuff and who already saw the keynote.
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So many of the articles and reviews and YouTube things
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are just rehashes of the keynote event, basically.
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And so to hear anything new is great.
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And as we've heard new things from the very few sources
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that have new things to report so far,
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it just sounds really great.
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It sounds awesome.
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And I am very much looking forward to it.
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I can't wait until Friday at 9 p.m.
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when the overworked UPS server finally gets here.
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I cannot wait for that
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because I'm really looking forward to it.
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It sounds like what I have wanted
01:36:22
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ever since the iPhone Plus came out three years ago,
01:36:26
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when was that, three years ago?
01:36:28
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Ever since then, it's what I've wanted,
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which is I would like the benefits of that
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in a smaller body that I can actually hold
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more easily than the big one.
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And so this seems to offer basically that.
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There's a few things that are different.
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The screen is taller and skinnier.
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It isn't the same aspect ratio and width as the Plus phone,
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but it seems like we have the best of everything
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this phone finally and that's gonna be really great.
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I am a little concerned about reachability,
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of the vertical reachability,
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but I'm kinda looking forward to it.
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As an app developer, I finally, I shipped Overcast 4,
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it should be out by the time this show is edited
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if everything goes well.
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Now I have a giant canvas to play with
01:37:14
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and now I have a whole UI to rethink.
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I haven't really done much of that yet.
01:37:18
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I basically just expanded the existing UI
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to fill the screen properly because I didn't want to do any redesign work without actually
01:37:26
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having it in my hand physically to test with and to see like how does this actually feel,
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what can I actually reach, you know, things like that. But I'm looking forward to this
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new era of kind of having to rethink everything. It's a ton of work for developers as I mentioned
01:37:41
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last week but I think it's going to be really nice when we get there and I'm really looking
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forward to having all this real estate on the screen to play with. You know, my
01:37:50
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now playing screen can have so many more features now that I have like a tall
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skinny aspect ratio. So like I'm looking forward to it both as a developer and as
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a user and as a fan of this stuff and I'm happy to see so far that the
01:38:04
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reviews, shallow as many of them are, are seemingly universally positive and it
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seems like everyone loves face ID, it seems like it's really fast, it seems
01:38:14
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like it does, it's not perfect, but it's close enough
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and people don't seem to notice it much anymore,
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which is awesome.
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Overall, I'm very excited.
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I'm very happy and thankful I got a day one order in
01:38:25
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and I just can't wait to get it.
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- Yeah, I'm mostly relieved that FaceTime works
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as we always hoped it would. - Face ID.
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- Sorry, yes, Face ID.
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Because that was my big fear, that Face ID would be good,
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but just barely under the threshold of annoyance.
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And every review I've read so far has said it's fine.
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Like it does, it works like Apple says it's supposed to
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within the parameters that they set out,
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there are no surprises and it feels good to use.
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It's different, but as someone who spent a long time
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with touch ID phones, you know, we all know
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and have internalized the vagaries of touch ID.
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No wet fingers, sometimes doesn't get it on the first try
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You got to pick up your finger and put it down again.
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Every once in a while you get the code thrown in your face.
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And we just accept that as the price of living with Touch ID.
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Face ID has all the equivalents of that.
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It's too far away from me.
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There's bright sun.
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You know, my identical twin can unlock my phone.
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All sorts of things like, yes, every one of these things has inherent problems.
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But the videos I've seen about how long it takes to unlock, like people going down and
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doing a timing and a stopwatch and everything like that shows me so far, not having used
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one of these myself, that it seems like it's under the threshold, like that it's acceptable.
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And like Touch ID was in the first iteration, Touch ID in the first iteration was also,
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like, you know, it was obviously a vast improvement over typing in code, but it got better in
01:39:58
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So I'm already looking forward to the second one, but the first one, like there's no catastrophic
01:40:02
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problem, like, "Oh my goodness, this phone hinges on Face ID, and Face ID is just too
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annoying to use, that does not appear to be the case."
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So I'm relieved in that case.
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And there are a few reviews I've read in full, like Jason's, and I've read some of
01:40:18
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Panzareno's, like their take on the phone obviously speaks to me the most because they
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come from the same experiences that I do.
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But getting back to the PR thing briefly, all those reviews, they're like, "Oh, this
01:40:29
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is a shallow review and doesn't tell me anything that I didn't already know. The people who
01:40:33
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watch that video don't know all the things that we already know because they didn't pore
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over the keynote and do a three hour podcast about it. That's all new information to the
01:40:41
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people who watch that channel. People who watch that channel have seen like an advertisement
01:40:45
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and some images on articles that didn't read and everything they're being told they're
01:40:48
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learning it for the first time from a trusted face that they know, right? That's so again
01:40:53
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if I had to put myself my PR hat on and think like if you you know how do you imagine PR
01:40:57
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might work, reaching people who aren't, you know, pouring over everything that comes from
01:41:05
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Apple, those reviews aren't shallow to them.
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That is a giant info dump as far as they're concerned.
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Yeah, we're hearing things that were like, "Yeah, yeah, I knew that, I knew that, I knew
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But the people who are watching those videos on those channels that are not tech-related
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didn't know any of that stuff.
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And they're seeing the new iPhone for the very first time.
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Maybe they don't even understand what a big deal it is.
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Like, "Whatever, the new iPhone, is it out yet?
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Can you buy it?
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my friends already have it, they don't know.
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Those are channels that were probably being underserved
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by just giving it to the tech columnists
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in the Wall Street Journal
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and a bunch of Apple blogger nerds.
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So again, I can imagine all sorts of potential upsides
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to the strategy that Apple took.
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Even someone like MKBHD has a nerd audience.
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Like that's a nerdy channel, right?
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It's not the same as giving it to someone
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who works for a fashion magazine.
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It's a different audience
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and Apple's reaching different people with this strategy.
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Now, who was that? I think it was Marco or Casey. Which one of you brought up the subtracting
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That's part of the strategy of not giving it to the other institutions. I have more
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trouble thinking up a reason for that other than they were afraid that the cranky sort
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of, you know, the old guard would be more likely to spend time focusing on the flaws
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and less time being excited about the cool stuff.
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But that's just a theory.
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And again, I think Apple PR tries things
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and looks at the results and adjusts their strategy.
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And they've done it so many times
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that I give them leeway to try this strategy
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and we'll see what they do with the next one.
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- All right, thanks to our sponsors this week,
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And we'll see you next week.
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♪ Now the show is over ♪
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♪ They didn't even mean to begin ♪
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them
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at C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-S, so that's Kasey Liss, M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M,
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N-T-Marco-Armin, S-I-R-A-C, U-S-A-S-C-Racusa.
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It's accidental.
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It's accidental.
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They didn't mean to.
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Tech podcast so long.
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I have some after show things to ask Casey about. So I am super behind on Twitter.
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Casey, have you already posted your video review of the Alpha?
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No, good God no. Yeah, Marco and I spoke about this a little bit in the pre-show,
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and I have purchased Final Cut Pro, Final Cut Pro X, whatever it is.
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This free car is already costing you money.
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Oh, is it ever.
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I did post a like literally eight second teaser to Twitter earlier today.
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I stopped that teaser deliberately right before I got to Quadrifoglio because I didn't want
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to have the entire internet make fun of me for pronouncing that incorrectly.
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So I am pleased with the progress I'm making on the video, but I have made very little
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progress and it is slow going.
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But that progress that has been made I'm pleased with.
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So I am actually, I did actually see that clip, so that's how far behind I am on Twitter.
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I think I just read that before we sat down podcasting, and I have one piece of advice.
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I watched it with mute on so I didn't hear any of the audio, but what I did see is one
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of the default fonts for iMoves for titles.
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Everyone got so cranky about that.
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Do not use that font.
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Everyone got so cranky about that.
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I don't believe, I don't think it was the default.
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Now I'm not arguing it was one of a short list of options, completely correct, but it
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was not the default I don't believe, and I have since changed it to Futura because I
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haven't come up with a better plan yet.
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Well, I was gonna, if you hadn't changed that I would have said, let me put it this way,
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that's the font I use on my Destiny videos.
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You should be aiming higher than that.
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Fair enough.
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Well Casey, you know, if you have a bunch of people complaining that your font isn't
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good enough, you only have two options.
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Comic Sans and Papyrus.
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Well, I know avatar already used for pirates. You don't want to be confused with that was hard
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Yeah, I mean so far so good
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I can certainly send the two of you guys a draft if you give a crap so for the the first two seconds
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I saw that also again with mute on or whatever seven seconds or whatever it was
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Mm-hmm don't take this the wrong way, but it's hard for me to tell whether you are doing an homage to the
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Car-review channels that you watch and love or a parody of them
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I don't feel like you should feel constrained by the formats that have come before. Yes,
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we've all seen these other car channels, but I don't think you need to do a car review the
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way you do them. You can do them the Casey way. Now, maybe it starts by saying, "I'm going to
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imitate the channels that I know and love," or maybe you are sending them up, or maybe half of
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it is the joke that you are exactly following the format of the channels that you like, but it's
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funny because it's you doing it right I don't know I have been sound was off but
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I would encourage you to spread your wings and fly and do whatever the hell
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kind of car view you want to do your assessment is semi correct so I need to
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pull from somewhere right like I'm not a creative enough person that I can just
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fart out like this brand new paradigm yes you are you're an excellent farter
01:46:53
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Casey I am a very good farter they're full of gas everybody loves it but is
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Is that a marketable skill?
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Because if so...
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Yeah, the three of us, we've got that on lock.
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No, I need somewhere to start from, and my starting point, and certainly the first seven
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seconds completely bears this out, and you are right, but my starting point is kind of
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mostly Doug DeMuro style review, but the formula is not identical.
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It's not a bunch of quirks, then in-car video, then Doug's score.
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It's not going to be quite that formulaic, but I do start with some of me talking around
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the outside of the car, then me talking about—well, that's about all I've got so far—that the
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intention is of me talking about the inside of the car, but very little in the realm of
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quirks and more about just what does it feel like to drive a Giulia.
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And then a little bit of ride-along footage, which I actually think will probably be pretty
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brief because all it's going to be is me giggling about how fast it is and how good it sounds.
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And then a little bit at the end, which is again me standing in front of the car outside.
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And I have a couple of, I feel like this is, if it goes the way I intend, it's going to
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be part Doug DeMuro, part CGP Grey.
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that I have some…
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That's going to be stick figures at some point.
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No, no, no, no, no. Well, not really.
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That would be awesome.
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So that… I don't know if you saw it, Jon. This might have been before you jumped on
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the call, but I put in the chat a link to a still picture that I had taken, which is
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of the three key fobs. And so, yeah, this was when you were here, because you were talking
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about the accord key fob.
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Yep, yep, I saw it.
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And the schtick with that is that is like the final frame in me building up to what
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So as the voiceover is going, I have just a white sheet of paper, and then you see the
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BMW E90 key appear, and then the next quote-unquote frame, which is probably 30 literal frames
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later, you see the E90 having been written, and then you see the F30 key appear 30 frames
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later the f30 key rate that's that's been written you see what I'm saying so
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there's like a there's some gags not gags that's too strong a word but like
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some cutesy timing that I'm trying to do for a couple of these things is that on
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top of a toilet tank no also screw you that's my trunk you bastard that's a
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white car it's hard to tell you two are the worst that's funny but you two are
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the worst. God bless America. That just shows how clean he keeps his car. It's so polished.
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You thought I was a toilet. Anyway, but the reason I say it's vaguely CGP Grey-ish is
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that I think one of the ten--tenant is the word I'm looking for--one of the like shticks
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with the CGP Grey video is being cutesy with the timing. And I mean that in a complimentary
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You know, like things are happening visually on beats, verbal beats, and so
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there's like a little bit of that going on and there's a little bit of that with regard to the interior as well.
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I hope I can trim it down. Like it's a couple of minutes long. How long is this? It's three minutes right now and it has
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probably a third of the footage I want, maybe even a little less than that, and I'm aiming for between five and ten minutes.
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I think the 20 minute to Miro Doug DeMiro reviews
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That's way too much for me today if I get in the habit of doing this
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Maybe I'll get in the habit of doing you know 20 minute reviews one day eventually
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But for my first crack at this I really hope to stay under 10 and would prefer to be closer to 5
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But I I think it'll be 10 or it may be even more than that
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Just don't spend a lot of time on the owners manual on the spare tire, and you'll be fine
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Sorry, Doug. Okay noted I
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deeply regret not having bought or rented or done something to get a lav mic.
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I think the audio quality is I'm going to get dinged for pretty bad to the point that I am debating
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actually trying to dub. ADR. Yeah.
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I feel like bad audio on your first YouTube video featuring yourself is a rite of passage for everybody who's not Marco.
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Yeah, that's probably true actually. Even I only had mediocre audio.
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No, but you were way above the normal bar
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Which is like you sounds like you're talking to a laptop microphone from across the room
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Everybody's first YouTube video has to be like that. I think it's the rule. Yeah. I mean I was wearing a lot of Mike
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Just a crappy one
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I had crappy lava
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You still sounded way way better than what people's first YouTube video supposed to sound like. Yeah
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No, I mean I would say Casey like it's better to like and and I'm saying this to myself as much as you because when I
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Tried to do a like nice looking YouTube video with my MacBook Pro review
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do like I look back on it recently and it's like I can't. I can't even watch
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it. It's so bad like at the time. I didn't think it was that bad now and
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looking back on it now. I think it's really bad and I it's painful for me to
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even see it.
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Some of the one of the lessons I learned from that that I wish I would have
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learned before I made it is it's better to do a better job at a format. You can
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do better than to then to aim too high with with the format or style that you
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want to create and do a bad job of it.
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And that's what I did.
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I aimed too high and I tried to create a much higher
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production value video than what my skill and experience
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and to some degree equipment was actually capable of.
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But this is mostly not an equipment problem.
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This is mostly a skill and experience problem.
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And the fact is, we've made so few videos,
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I don't know if you have a better knack at it than I do,
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it's hard to have a worse knack at it than I do.
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If I make any more videos, I'm going to try to make them
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in a more casual way with lower production value
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intentionally to prevent me from getting too much
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in the weeds here because like, you know,
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you might be thinking about fixing your audio,
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that's cool, you should have good audio if you can,
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but that's probably not gonna be your biggest challenge.
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Your biggest challenge is gonna be like things that
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people who make video more and who are experienced
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and/or trained with it are better.
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So things like composition, timing, cutting, motion,
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color correction, stuff that casual beginners
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just don't get or need experience to develop to get.
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And because we've made so few videos,
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we don't have that yet.
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So it's better, I think, to aim for something more casual,
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less produced, less fancy, and just put that out there
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than to try to make something super professional
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when you don't have the tool set or the skill set
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or the experience to be able to achieve
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the look you're going for yet.
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- Yeah, I think that makes sense.
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And I think, I feel like my aspiration
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is to have something that feels like,
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or even feels vaguely like a cross of DeMuro and Grey.
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Not to say that that's my marching orders,
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but that somebody could watch this film
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or whatever you want to call it, this video,
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and say, "Yeah, I see what he was going for there.
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And I can see a little sprinkle of demure
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and a little sprinkle of gray there.
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And okay, he didn't get there,
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but I see where this line is heading."
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Well, you can't really have a line
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if it's only one data point,
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but you know what I'm saying?
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I understand where he's going with this.
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And yeah, that was a bit ham-fisted here.
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The audio is crappy there, but there's promise here.
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Does that make sense?
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Like, I feel like it is within my skillset
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to get in the vicinity of this perfect video
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that I have in my brain.
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And I don't think I'm gonna deliver the perfect video
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that's in my brain, but I do feel like the things
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I'm asking of myself, I'm reaching to get to them,
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but I think they're by and large attainable,
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which is the best place to be, right?
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Where you're uncomfortable but not.
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And so that's where I think I am.
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remind me of this when the video's released
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in Sutter Garbage.
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- Well, and the thing is too,
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you're comparing yourself to people who are such pros.
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- Well, Doug D'Amiro, come on.
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- D'Amiro is good.
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- I'll give you a quick story here.
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So, Grey's gonna be so embarrassed that I'm saying this,
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but oh well.
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Sorry, Grey.
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I don't wanna give any details really
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in case it embarrasses anybody,
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but at some point I witnessed somebody asking Grey
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for a critique on a video.
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He like kinda went on his phone for a few minutes
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and the conversation went elsewhere.
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And about 15 minutes later, he showed on his phone,
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he had, just on his phone, he had recut the entire video
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and was showing frame by frame, and I saw before and after,
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and his was way better just by recutting the footage
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that he was given in this video.
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And he was able to explain why he rearranged things,
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he trimmed things differently, why he,
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like certain scenes flowed into the other ones
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better than the other ones and how this reordering
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and recutting of this completely changed
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the feel and pace and overall quality of this video.
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And to see him do that, it's like,
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I imagine like when non-tech people see tech people
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like whiz through a problem on the computer super fast
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and it blows their mind, that's how I felt watching this.
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Like I'm like, oh my god, like that's,
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And this is a skill set that people like Gray have,
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'cause they're very experienced with this,
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and they're very good at it.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- When I compare how, the way I approach making a video
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to the way that I saw a pro do it,
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my God, it worlds apart.
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I don't even have the vocabulary to describe
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what it is that he was doing and why it was better,
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but it was way better.
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And the way he was explaining it,
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like it made total sense,
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but I could never come up with that.
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And so like, you're getting started in this.
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You know, you don't have a lot of video experience, right?
01:57:21
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Like you don't have like a secret YouTube career
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that we didn't know about?
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- No, and for those who listen to this,
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if this makes the released version of the show,
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like I have never ever edited a podcast, truly.
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I never have, not once.
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Because it's always been either you or Mike
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you know, one of your minions that has done it for you.
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- Oh yeah, man, we got an organization full of minions here.
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- Yeah, exactly, the two of you,
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just minions all the way down.
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But you know what I mean?
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Like I've never even edited a podcast.
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So I've dabbled in iMovie a couple times
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and I think I've dabbled in GarageBand maybe once,
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but these are tools that I am not familiar with.
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So I'm just kind of hacking at it.
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You know, I feel like I'm going through the jungle,
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not with a machete, but with like a pocket knife.
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and I do feel like I'm making forward progress, but unequivocally what I release is going
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to look ham-fisted. What I hope, though, is that once you get past the crap audio, and
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once you get past the fact that the timing is wrong, once you get past the fact that
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inevitably this video will run longer than it should—and I'm going to try my damnedest
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to cut it down, but I know it'll end up running too long—I hope that you, the collective
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of you can see this and say, "I see the start of something here. It's probably not the end,
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hopefully not the end. And this, I can see how this is going to get better with time."
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And part of the way I've tried to do that is I do feel like my review, my video review,
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is going to have a bit of a narrative. I feel like I can, I have created an arc, and I even
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took some engineering paper from college and like drew out like really crudely drawn storyboards,
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which I think I put on like my Insta stories.
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- I saw those, I thought that was adorable.
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- But it's, I mean, that's how I'm trying to like
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frame it in my head.
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- 'Cause you were doing it on real pencil and paper,
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like your Mike Hurley or something.
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- Yeah, which is barbaric,
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but it's the best way I could come up with
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to try to like reason through the story I wanna tell.
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And I think if I didn't at least have the beginnings
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in that regard, I would be totally lost
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and this video would never come out.
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But since I have--
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could have done an Xcode storyboard, finally find a use for it.
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That's true. But I guess what I'm saying in a roundabout way is this is going to be embarrassing
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when I release it, if I do at all. It may be so embarrassing that I don't release it
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or I only send it to my friends.
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I don't know. You should, after you release this video, you should by all rights have
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the most popular YouTube channel on this podcast. I mean, I think Marco does have, you have
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a lot of views on your on your your MacBook thing but in theory a review of
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an $80,000 sports sedan has more like general interest than yet another review
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of like a laptop so I feel like you should come out as the undisputed views
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champion of ATP I hope I think I hope so and I think my plan is to release it I
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really do feel like I can get it to a point that I'm only lightly embarrassed
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by it rather than deeply embarrassed by it. But we'll see what happens. And part of the
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reason I really want to release it is because I feel like I have a story here. And that
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story may not be interesting to anyone else. It's like, you know, when you when you have
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like a really good slideshow of your vacation, right? To some degree, what we made you sit
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through John when when Marco and I went to Germany, and then again, when we went to the
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driving school, like to us, we had this like story arc, and it was fascinating and exciting.
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to you it might have been a total frickin snooze. It may be the same thing here, but
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I feel like I have a story arc, I feel like I have something to say, and maybe it's completely
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selfish, but I've already filmed my conclusion, and I add- I knew what I wanted to say, but
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I ad-libbed it, and I'm really, really happy with how it came out. And so, I feel like
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if I- I've got a decent start, and I've got a good- a pretty good end that I'm pretty
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happy with. So if I can just get the middle okay, then it'll be okay. And we'll see what
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happens. But I am having fun. And that's the other thing. If nothing else, I'm having fun.
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And I'm adding a tool to my tool belt. Will that be interesting or useful in the future?
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Maybe not. Who knows? But Alpha Romeo has told me that they're going to give me another
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car next year, not a Giulia, something else. We'll see if it comes to fruition in part
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because baby. But in theory I'll have access to an Alfa Romeo. My dad actually just bought
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an interesting car which I can tell you two about privately later. So if he really and
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truly loves me then maybe he'll let me review that.
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It might be easier to get your car from a manufacturer than from your dad.
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I think you might be right. And you haven't even met my dad.
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You know I only have one question. It is not white.
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Oh, it's silver. Didn't we see a picture of it last time?
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Yeah, it's silver. It's just shiny white.
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That's just I know God you're the worst but but you see what I'm saying like
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There is a way in which I can probably eke out a couple more videos
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And if I have a handful of videos under my belt, maybe it's possible to get access to cars
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I wouldn't already have access to and I've actually had a couple people reach out via Twitter
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Which is extremely kind and nice of them and say hey if you want to review my you know, genuinely interesting car
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I I'm happy to do it and
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That works for regular car reviews. I don't know if I'm comfortable with that because god forbid I broke something like then what you know
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Or if I ran into somebody then what you know, so I'm not
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Entirely comfortable with that or at least not now
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But it's been extremely flattering that somebody would be you know, willing to even entertain the idea
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So who knows maybe this will be a one-and-done thing and and I'll be embarrassed about it in a month
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Or maybe even an hour after it's posted but so far I'm learning and having fun
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and I know it's very like Kumbaya and Touchy-Fele,
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but that's really the most I can ask for at the moment.
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- Alright, let me pose an alternative path here.
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So, A, you waffled a minute ago about whether
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you'd even release this video.
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You definitely should release this video.
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Because the way you get better at making videos
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is by making videos.
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It's just like everything else.
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You're not gonna get good at something
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if you do it twice a year when you get a press car.
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Like that's not going to be enough.
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You should actually consider doing reviews of other cars,
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boring cars, other things that aren't cars.
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Review helicopters, I don't care.
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Just review, if this is a thing you want to get good
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at doing, you have to construct ways to do it more often.
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Because otherwise you're never going to be able to
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create the kind of thing you want to create.
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If you're not getting more experience per unit of time,
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doing one of these a year is not gonna be enough.
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So if you actually want this to be a thing
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that you get good at and that you do on a regular basis,
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do more of it, find ways to do more of it.
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And maybe that's just reviewing boring cars sometimes.
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If you make yourself a deal, review one car a month
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and then try to figure out how do you even do that,
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how do you get set up for that,
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how much effort do you have to make this fit within
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in order to be able to afford time-wise
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to do it once per month?
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Set that system in motion.
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And whether that's, like, you could have something like,
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what if you get friendly with a local used car dealer,
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and whenever they have a cool used car in,
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you give 'em some small amount of money
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and they let you borrow it for a few days.
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'Cause then it's no sweat off their back, it's used anyway.
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Borrow for a few days, maybe you promote their dealership
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at the end of it or something.
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There are ways to solve this problem.
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And there are ways, if you want to only review cars,
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and you don't want to borrow a friend's cars,
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there are ways around that.
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There are things that you can do here.
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And if that's not enough for you,
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first of all, review your car, hello.
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Like, you have-- (laughs)
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- Well, but my car is old now,
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is that being said? - It doesn't matter.
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It doesn't, you know what, there's a lot of people
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who are wanting to buy used BMWs
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and want to know which ones are good.
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- And which ones have a lot of expensive work
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that needs to be done.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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- But like people want it, like,
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you're not gonna compete with like,
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you know, the pros for like getting all the
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high profile views for every brand new car.
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People are gonna go to the big reviewers for that.
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Where you can compete is on things
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that the big reviewers aren't spending time on.
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So you can compete with all the crazy cars
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you have access to in your everyday life,
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and there's gonna be someone looking for that.
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And you can use those lower profile, lower traffic,
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lower pressure videos to build your skills with
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so that on the off chance that you do get
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some kind of awesome new press car
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that is higher profile and expensive and fancy,
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you will already have built the skills
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so you won't have to be learning on that one.
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Build the skills up in a more training wheels
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kind of environment where the stakes are lower
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and you can do it more often.
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And then you can be ready for when something big happens.
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- Yeah, I completely agree with you.
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And I think just looking at my network,
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for lack of a better term, that sounds so LinkedIn,
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but maybe I could get some seat time
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in either your car or Underscore's car.
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- Yes, you know how many car people you know?
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- Every conversation I have with you,
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you're telling me about one of your friends
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who has a cool car.
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Like, (laughs)
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you know so many car people.
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This is not a hard thing for you to do.
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if you wanted to set this up,
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you could very easily set this up.
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Also, here's how you-- - That and Aaron's car.
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- Yeah, Aaron's car, your car, your parents' cars,
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all your friends' cars, you can happily drive mine
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if you can get yourself here somehow.
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That's, this is totally a thing that you can do.
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It is not that hard.
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If you want to get yourself set up with this,
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you already have a pretty good network in place to do it.
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It's a big time commitment,
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but developing any new skill like this is going to be.
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So if you want to do it, figure out a way to do it.
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Set it up, make it a habit.
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And that's how you'll get good at it.
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I'm not saying that you're gonna make bad stuff.
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- No, no, no, no, I'm totally with you.
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- What I'm saying is I know what you're going for
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and you're not gonna be able to achieve
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the level you want to achieve unless you do it regularly,
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unless you make a habit of it.
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Then you're gonna develop the skills to do it over time.
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but you have to start doing that,
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and you're not gonna do that if you only get one car a year.
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- Yeah, yeah, I completely agree with everything you said.
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And, you know, Aaron and I have talked about it a bit,
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and, you know, we've talked about, you know,
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is this worth spending money on, you know,
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outside of Final Cut Pro, obviously?
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Like, is it worth me getting, you know,
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a $100 lav mic and, you know, maybe a multi-hundred dollar,
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like, XLR portable recorder?
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And the answer is we don't know, but--
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- Okay, stop right there.
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This stuff is really cheap.
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You don't need to spend that much money.
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What you need is an iPhone, maybe a gimbal for it,
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and some kind of small mic that you can clip to your shirt
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and record, but those are surprise,
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if you don't want something fancy and wireless
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that goes up to SLRs, you can go really cheap and it works.
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- Oh, there you go.
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But my point is to say like,
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what both time and financial commitment is worth,
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is this worth?
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And on the surface, the conservative answer
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is not a single cent and not a single minute,
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But it's not quite that simple, right?
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Because what if, and I was talking to Erin about this,
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and this is probably going to be embarrassing to say
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at some point in my life, but I'm gonna say it anyway.
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Suddenly this became analog.
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What if this becomes another livelihood for me and my family?
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And what if doing the podcast and doing these videos
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is enough to fund our existence?
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And what if then I didn't have to go to a jobby job every day?
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And what if I could then spend more time with my family?
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You know, like, it's a moonshot.
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I don't think that'll ever, ever, ever, ever happen.
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But why wouldn't I just give it a whirl and see what happens?
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You know, because, and I'm basically repeating, I'm parroting what you said, Marco, back to
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But that's kind of the way I'm looking at it right now is, who knows?
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What if I have a bit of a knack for this?
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I feel like there's something here and it's not going to be mature and it's gonna have problems
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but why not to use a underscore ism why not unpack this a little bit and
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See what I come up with because maybe maybe I've got this
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I mean if you really want to go for the moonshot of the moonshot
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What if I end up on Top Gear America in ten years like again that I?
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Understand how preposterous and comical that is but who knows like why should I say I can't do that?
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You never know.
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Weirder things have happened.
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- Yeah, I mean, look, and worst case scenario,
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you have a really cool, fulfilling hobby
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that you really enjoy.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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- That's the worst case scenario.
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You get to film cars and talk about them.
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You do that anyway.
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I can't think of a better hobby for you to have.
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If you happen to be able to turn this hobby
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into a business, cool, that's bonus.
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But either way, it's good.
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Like, either way, it's gonna make you happy to do it.
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And look, everybody has hobbies.
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John plays Destiny, you can shoot car videos.
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I don't know, John, take me back to Earth, am I crazy?
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- I was just gonna say, it's making me feel old
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to hear people whose spirits haven't been crushed
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by life yet.
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- That's the most John answer ever.
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- With optimism, yeah, I do play Destiny,
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and I make videos of me playing Destiny,
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and it's a fulfilling hobby.
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- Wait, do you have like a channel where you put those?
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- Where, on the internet?
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I'll have you know I have dozens of views on my videos.
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Dozens of us.
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Do you really like put these online somewhere?
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I have a YouTube channel.
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It's been mentioned on this show before.
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You were here.
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Even I knew that and I have no memory.
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There it is.
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Use a Syracuse.
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There you go.
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Yeah, that's you or somebody who's posing as you and also plays Destiny.
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And plays Destiny just the way I play it.
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Let me tell you, the videos are action-packed.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Oh, you have a lot here.
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I've been doing it for a while, since Destiny 1.
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You know, you're going to have to edit out all the times I mentioned Grey, because I
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think there are times that he actually does listen to this show, and I don't know what
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I said about him.
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It was all intended to be--
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He can handle it.
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He can handle it.
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He's a big boy.
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It was all intended to be complimentary, but--
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If he's smart, he'll pounce on me for using the phrase "lose the plot" and say, "Haha,
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now you're using Britishisms."
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Actually, that's true.
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He'll jump on it straight away.
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That's right.
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- His first videos were crap too.
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He just didn't publish them, or maybe he did.
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I think, who mentioned on an old HI episode
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that you have to keep your first really crappy video
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in your channel and you can't delete it.
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- No, and that's the thing.
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You're comparing yourself to somebody
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who's been doing this for years.
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- Oh, totally. - And so everyone
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starts out crappy, and if you only make one video a year,
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you're gonna be crappy for a long time.
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If you do it, if you make this a new thing
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that you do on a regular basis,
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you have a much better chance of getting better over time.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
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And again, this is me telling myself
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this is much anything else, don't focus on the gear.
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The gear is not your problem.
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You can do everything you need with an iPhone.
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That's it, that's all you need.
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Everything else is bonus.
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Like, it'd be nice to have a little bit better audio input.
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It's a little closer to your mouth
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if you're gonna be on camera.
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Otherwise, you don't really need that much.
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You don't think about the hundreds of dollars
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audio interface and stuff, you don't need it.
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Also, you already own one.
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but you don't need it.
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Like you only, the content of the video,
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the video footage itself, the writing of the video,
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the timing and the editing and the cutting
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and what you're saying is way more important
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than the equipment you have.
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And the fact is, the iPhone that you already will have anyway
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is the best video camera in the world
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for this type of thing most of the time.
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Not all the time, you can have specialized things
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and pros and everything, but if you wanna just make a video
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as a newcomer to the field, just use your iPhone.
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It has everything you need built in.
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You already own it, spend zero dollars,
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just use the iPhone.
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- Yeah, and so the stuff I did, I did with a GoPro,
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an old GoPro that I borrowed from work, and my iPhone.
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And there are a couple of things,
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like I'll do voiceovers with a good mic,
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which is going to be jarring because it's gonna be
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so much better than the stuff I filmed live, but whatever.
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But, and I recorded the exhaust note a couple of times
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with my good mic, just to get a really good, you know,
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like the beginning of this preview is actually the exhaust,
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as recorded with the mic I'm speaking to you with now,
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which I'm sure is wrong in some way or another,
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because it's probably not the right mic for it,
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but whatever.
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- No, it's not wrong, just your mic is not filled
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with exhaust.
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- Yeah, I mean, whatever, smells good, right?
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But you see, it was like a GoPro and an iPhone,
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and my podcasting mic, to your point,
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I am 98% of the way there.
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The only problem I haven't really solved for
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is when the iPhone is several feet away from my body
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and I'm doing a live discussion.
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And by that I mean I'm recording both video and audio
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and I'm going to keep both the video and the audio.
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That's the thing I haven't solved for.
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And that's what's gonna sound like garbage in this video
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unless I overdub or whatever the term is that actors do.
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If I dub over myself and try to record--
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- AVR. (laughs)
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- Whatever it is, yeah.
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So I try to match my exact delivery that I did at the time, but I do it with my podcast
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mic and I don't think I'm capable of it.
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I'll probably give it a shot just to see if it gets even close, but I don't think
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I'm able to.
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It won't work.
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That's incredibly hard.
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I think you have to be a very experienced actor probably to be able to have any chance
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of doing that well.
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Oh, I'm sure you're right.
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You should get Declan to dub over you because that would make a good video.
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- I'm assuming you're overdubbing Quadrifoglio
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with a Vitici thing.
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- Yeah, every time.
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- I haven't done it yet.
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I haven't done it yet, but I plan to do it
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at least the first time.
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- It's like slow down the video slightly,
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like match it up so you'll look all weird.
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No, I mean, it's like the secret to good audio
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for this purpose, like you can get into
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integrated details, but basically none of them matter
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as much as get a mic close to your mouth.
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And it matters way less what that mic is,
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how good it is, like just get something
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that can be close to your mouth,
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'cause even a really good mic,
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even if you get a really nice fancy shotgun mic
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that's made for this purpose,
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it does not sound nearly as good
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as a cheap lavalier next to your face.
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- Well, and the stop gap that I used,
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which you're going to yell at me for, and you're right,
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is I used actually one of my AirPods.
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So I have one AirPod in my ear,
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and that was what the audio was for.
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And it sounds like a telephone call, which is okay,
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but it's a lot better than me,
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because the phone was probably 10 feet away
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for a lot of the stuff that I filmed.
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And so, left with just the phone mic,
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it would have been nothing but wind
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and a dim, faint version of me.
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And so, it was the best I could do
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without spending any money.
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But I can tell you right now that if this gets posted,
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which I intend to post it,
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I guarantee that I'm gonna get a bunch of complaints
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about the audio.
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And they're gonna be fair,
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because the audio is gonna sound like garbage
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for the stuff that I filmed, quote, unquote, in person.
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- But it doesn't matter.
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- I know, and that's why I'm just rolling with it.
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- Just focus on it for next time.
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And one thing you can do that's probably
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your cheapest option really,
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without having to buy much of anything,
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you're gonna have to buy probably a wired lavalier mic.
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That's fine, they're really cheap.
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They're like under 50 bucks for a even halfway decent
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wired lavalier.
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And what I suggest you do is plug it into something
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that can record the audio separately from the video,
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that way you don't have to worry about that,
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and then you can sync it up in Final Cut.
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You can sync up the audio, I think automatically,
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with the video, or somehow it syncs up.
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There's a way to do that.
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And the good thing, and you're doing such short clips
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that drift is not gonna be a noticeable problem
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in the time duration that you're doing.
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The other thing I would say is one thing to consider
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for what is recording that thing, it can be an old iPhone.
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A second one, if you don't have a long enough--
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- Oh, interesting point, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- If you don't have a long enough eighth inch cable
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to a lightning adapter, to a dongle
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to fit into the new iPhone, just use an iPhone 5
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and run voice memos as you plug in a wired lavalier
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to its headphone jack that's compatible with it.
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Like that's a thing you can do too,
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because all iPhones can be audio recorders.
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So like that's gonna be better than what you have now.
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Like it's gonna be easier.
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The other thing, or you know,
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you can get something like a Zoom H1,
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which is like this little tiny thing you could like,
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I mean it's not invisible,
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but you could like put it in a shirt pocket at least,
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or somewhere near your mouth
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that is nearer than an iPhone,
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and it's kind of like a standalone recorder.
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You can also run a wired lavalier into an H1's line-in jack.
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That's a thing a lot of people do.
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So there's lots of options here that range from free,
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because you already have the stuff,
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to under 100 bucks.
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And you can go crazy, you can go way higher than that,
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but you don't need to.
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Like, don't even, I would even say just don't.
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Don't mess with that, because it's so much more important
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to get the other basics right.
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This is where I went totally wrong with mine.
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Like, I got the fancy camera and the fancy tripod
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and I even bought like an iPad teleprompting mount.
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- I thought about doing that, yeah, yeah.
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- So I could use Joe Cieplinski's Teleprompt Plus
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in there, like I got all this crazy stuff
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so I could like have teleprompters
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so I could be looking at the camera
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while I'm reading my text instead of looking off screen
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at my laptop with the notes on it and everything.
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Like, I got this crazy setup
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and I ended up using most of it zero times
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or one time to make a mediocre video
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and I didn't make a video after that.
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If I make videos again, I'm going to instead
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just use my iPhone in the gimbal
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that I also bought for some reason.
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I'm just gonna use it in that and shoot myself
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and maybe I'll have a lavalier mic
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to give myself better audio but that's as far as I would go
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probably in that department just because
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if I'm going to make videos again,
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what I need is to make the process lower friction
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so I do it more.
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And the only way I'm gonna do that
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is by making it basically all iPhone
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and making it informal.
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Basically making it like Periscope or Instagram Live.
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'Cause I had no problem doing those
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'cause they were informal and all iPhone-based.
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So I just need to do that, right?
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And so you need to find out what that is for you.
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Find out how to make yourself do more videos
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so that you can get better at making videos
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so that when you get an opportunity like this,
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you can do the kind that you actually wanna do.
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The only equipment I'm currently planning to buy, if any, is a lavalier mic of some
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sort and maybe a gimbal. And that's it. That's all I feel like I really need at this point,
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because I can borrow a GoPro from work or there's a possibility that a listener might have an
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actually similar generation one that they're not using anymore. So he had offered to send it to me.
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So I have a GoPro, I'll have my phone, maybe like some sort of mount that I can mount between
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the headrests, like if I get really serious, something that I can mount the GoPro to between
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the headrests, because basically the only mount I have right now is the suction cup
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mount, which is great for taking video of me, but less great for taking video of what's
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going out the front of the car.
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But anyway, the point is, I agree with you that there's very little I intend to spend
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money on unless I have a compelling reason to which is to say things are going well.
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And if things are going well, then great, why not throw money at it?
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But if things are as I expect, which is to say it was a fun blip on the radar for me
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and the people that care about me, then whatever.