242: These Arms Are Coming Off
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I looked at the show notes for this week. A lot of it is shit I really don't care about.
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So, I might not have a lot to say this week.
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Well, you can adjust it to be things you do care about.
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That's fine. The thing is, so the thing that's in the show notes that I think, that I don't care about, that I expect to talk, that we'll be talking about for a while is the Echo.
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And the thing with the Echo is that I'm the one that doesn't care about it. It's not like the world doesn't care about it, you know what I mean?
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You know what I mean?
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Nobody cares about the Mac Pro except YouTube numbskulls,
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but everyone cares about the Echo.
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So it's not one of those things like the Mac Pro
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that I would at least attempt to railroad YouTube
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and change the subject.
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This one I know is worth talking about.
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I just don't have anything to say.
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- I mean, if it would make you more interested,
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we could talk about the new Google rectangles
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of whatever they launched.
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- Yeah, you know, we should maybe make
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passing mention of that.
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In fact, I guess we can do it now because all my--
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- No, I'm serious. - I don't know about
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any of those things.
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What did they announce today?
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- Some new phones and laptops no one's gonna buy.
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- I didn't know about the laptops,
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but I knew about the phones.
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- It's a new Chromebook that no one's gonna buy
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because it's way too expensive,
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just like their previous Pixelbook or whatever it was.
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- Yeah, so they also announced the Pixel 2, I believe it is,
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which is their rough equivalent,
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I would say more equivalent to the iPhone 8
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than the iPhone 10.
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What is the official ATP stance on 10 versus X?
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Are we ignoring the official ruling?
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I'm assuming Jon is not.
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- I don't know why people are rebelling us.
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Let's just say 10.
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- I don't like it.
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- We did it for like a decade and a half with Mac OS X
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and somehow now we've just lost that ability.
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- I'm gonna try really hard to just avoid saying it
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for a while because I do not like that it's called 10.
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I really think it should have been called X
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if they were gonna spell it like that.
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- Yeah, me too.
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- And there are so many better reasons to call it X
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and the fact is the entire world is going to call it X.
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like I bet you could go into an apple store and ask people about this thing
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and not a single person there including the staff would say ten everybody calls
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it X so it's gonna be like this pedantic thing that Apple nerds are gonna be
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battling for the next year or more depending on how long this name is
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relevant and we're just gonna be sitting saying it's ten don't you know
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it's ten and it like no no one knows everyone's going to say X like we we
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We probably already have lost this battle
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on such a massively bigger scale
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than we ever were even trying to battle on Mac OS X or X,
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and the fact is most people didn't ever really have to say
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OS X, you know, but everyone says the name of the iPhone,
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and a lot more people have them than have ever had Macs.
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So, I think, you know, calling it the X was a bad move,
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and also they're going to lose the public perception
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of this name if they haven't already.
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So, I don't think we're ever gonna convince Jon
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to have the show have an official position other than 10.
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However, I will file a dissenting opinion
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that I believe it should be called X,
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and I might occasionally call it X
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because that's what I call it in my head,
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and I'll try to say 10 around you guys,
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just like I appreciate when people try to say
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online instead of in line in front of New Yorkers,
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but I don't think I'm gonna be able to do it.
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I'm going to slip up and we're gonna have to be okay
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with that because the entire world
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is going to call it iPhone X.
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- I don't see how this is any different than Mac OS X
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except for by scale.
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The whole world called it X for the Mac OS too,
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but that didn't stop everyone who knows the difference
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in the Mac community from saying 10.
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I think it should be the same way.
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Of course, yeah, you slip up every once in a while,
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but to take a contrary stance and to purposely say X instead,
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That's silly and all the reasons everyone else is going to say X instead of 10 don't
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apply to us because we know how it's said.
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Well, but it's a little different too because like it's when you like almost no one ever
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has to give the full name of the OS of their computer that they have where like but if
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they're if they were all called power books and like people would always say power book
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and we'd be like, you know, it's power book like that that would be way more ridiculous
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seeming you don't have to correct people though.
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Like just because you say 10 doesn't mean you have to be the person who corrects other
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people, right?
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Just, all we're just talking about is what will you say or try to say because obviously
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you slip up and you say X, whatever, right?
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It doesn't mean when people say X, you're going to correct them or be obnoxious about
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it or whatever, but it's just what about what we're going to say.
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And again, I don't think this is, we didn't have this discussion about Mac OS 10.
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I heard who's going to say X. No, we just, we just all said 10.
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And if you messed up and said X, oh well, but it has nothing to do with what other people
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say or whether you should correct them. So I don't think there's any debate to be
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had. Well, but Mac OS is not, Mac OS is a terrible analogy for a couple of reasons.
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Number one, it was established before most people came to the Mac. And yes, I know, Jon,
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you've been using the Mac since 1912, blah, blah, blah. But for like Marco and I, we came
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to the Mac when it was already clearly established and a couple versions in to OS X. So this
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train had already left the station. But it was clearly established that everyone said
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The only people who said 10 was Apple nerds.
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Everyone else said X.
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Because it was literally never said.
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It's like the 10 commercials.
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They just show the text.
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They don't really have an announcer talking about it.
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So it's the same situation.
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Anyway, it'll be fine.
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Just say 10.
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You'll be fine.
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Well, the other thing is if you were communicating to somebody who thought that it was X, if
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you say Mac OS X, I think they can figure that out pretty easily.
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If you say iPhone 10 to a person who thinks it's iPhone X, they're not going to know what
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you're talking about.
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That'll be fine.
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It's like GIF/GIF.
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They'll figure it out.
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Oh, don't even start with that.
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And like GIF/GIF, I feel like if you surrender to the other person's incorrect pronunciation,
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that is, you lose, right?
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So just you say it the right way and eventually they'll bend to your will.
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Yeah, that always works.
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In a conversation, it will.
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Like in a GIF/GIF conversation, the first person to give and to use the other person's
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pronunciation loses. I see what you're saying there. But the other thing the
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other thing I was gonna say earlier you know other than then OS X having already
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been established by the time Mark when I got there is that nobody really gives a
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crap about Mac OS. I do, you two do, but nobody in the grand scheme of things
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gives crap about Mac OS. Whereas there are many many many many people who give
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a crap and many more people who give a crap about iPhones. They don't give a crap about iPhone
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- I don't know names, believe me.
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5C, 5S, 6S, 6S Plus, only we know those names
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that people, once they buy those phones,
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it's like whatever, I got the Plus, do you have the Plus?
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- No, everyone knows which iPhone they have.
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They all know that, believe me.
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- I don't know about that.
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- People know, it's like oh, I have a 6S,
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or like people know that.
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- I don't think they do.
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I think they, especially since they all look the same.
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Anyway, it'll be fine, we'll just,
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- We should set an example for everybody else by saying 10.
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- I do not agree.
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- So anyway, so Google released the Pixel 2 and Pixel 2 XL.
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Let me start by saying that I did not watch
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any of the keynote because I was in meetings.
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And all I knew was that this thing happened.
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And most of my coworkers that are local in my office
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are all Android users, the coworkers on the mobile team.
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And so I get a lot of the bleed from them being enthusiastic.
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Just because they're enthusiastic,
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I'm interested in what's going on.
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And so I asked one of them, what's the executive summary?
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And they actually linked me to The Verge,
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which I am not the biggest Verge fan,
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but it's a pretty good executive summary of what's going on here.
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And I'll talk about it in a minute.
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But what was most fascinating and frustrating to me
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was that one of my co-workers, one of the QA guys, he's the iOS QA person, but his personal
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phone is an Android phone. And he sent me a screenshot of his reservation or order or
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whatever it was for his brand new Pixel 2. He sent this to me like 10 minutes after the
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keynote. Imagine that, gentlemen. Imagine moments after the keynote, you could go to
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a company that actually understands that the internet is a thing, and you could order your
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device right then and there in the middle of the day like an adult instead of having
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to wake up like a friggin animal at three in the morning just throw money at Apple because
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we're all idiots that just need it pulsing through our veins. It made me so angry when
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I found out that he could just order right then and there like it was nothing.
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Jared Ranere Well, I mean, in all fairness, a nobody comparably
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buys these things or wants them and B, Google screws up lots of other stuff about selling
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phones directly, things like support, returns, there's no retail angle really. I mean,
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there's also, Apple's way ahead of Google when it comes to the business of selling people
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phones and then supporting them by so many miles that it's comical to even compare
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them. But yeah, I mean really what this really comes down to ultimately is that they can
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open up pre-orders for this thing immediately and sell it, you know, and start selling it
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immediately because the numbers are so much dramatically smaller than what Apple sells
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and so comparably few people are even paying attention, let alone ordering these things
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and using them and owning them, that it's a totally different game.
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You know who's paying attention? I'm paying attention to the fact that you tried to skip
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follow-up and Ask ATP.
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No, no, no, no, no. This is pre-show. This is pre-show.
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This is pre-show? We're going to do the Google I/O in a pre-show?
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Yeah. Because I don't think I--
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Well, I need you to send me links to these things. I googled for them and I don't see
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what you're talking about.
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I will put a link in the show notes, in the chat, in the robot, it will be everywhere.
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But the reason that this ran long was because we got talking about names and how stupid
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iPhone X is, and then we're getting sidetracked with me moaning about having to wake up at
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three in the morning to spend an absurd amount of money that I should be so lucky as to have
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on a phone that I don't need.
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So moving on from first world problems.
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That's amazing.
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Moving on from my first world problems, the most fascinating thing to me, well there's
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couple interesting things to me about these Pixel 2 devices. One is the aesthetic look
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of them. So if you go to the Verge post and, you know, they have this tremendous video
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right up front, and then you scroll down a little bit and you see these phones. And in
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a lot of ways they remind me of like older iPhones when you look at the top half. And
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I can't really put my finger on why. I guess it's because it's, you know, more rectangular,
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I guess. But then as you scroll down the page, maybe it's just because my window is smaller,
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But anyway, as I scroll down, I see the bottom of the phone.
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I realize, is it upside down?
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Because the top and bottom look exactly the same.
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And that's a little bit peculiar to me.
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Now, in the defense of this phone, I believe, you know, both of these are certainly speakers.
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And having like stereo speakers that are pointed at you rather than having the bottom speaker
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pointed down and the top speaker pointed at your face, that's kind of cool.
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But aesthetically, this looks odd to me.
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You can squeeze it to get Google Assistant.
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- Yes, that's right, I forgot about that.
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That's a good point, I wouldn't have brought that up,
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and so I'm glad you reminded me, but yeah.
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What do they call it?
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They had some truly terrible marketing name for it,
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like Active something or something like that?
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Shoot, I don't remember what it was.
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- Active squeeze, force squeeze, who knows?
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- Active edge, squeezable sides, there you go.
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- That's awful.
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- Active edge, how truly terrible is that?
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- That's even worse than Apple's modern,
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like, undiscoverable gestures.
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That's like, what do you think is worse,
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like squeeze for assistant or shake to undo?
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- I don't know, it's a tough call.
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But the thing that was most interesting to me about this
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was the way they're doing portrait mode.
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And I mean this genuinely, I'm not trying to snark.
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The way they're doing portrait mode is,
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and I'm probably gonna get the details slightly wrong,
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but in the single rear lens,
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they don't do a two lens setup like Apple does,
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or 16 lens setup like our friends at Light do,
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but they do a single lens.
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But what's interesting is each of the pixels in the sensor is apparently two different
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And I know that doesn't make sense, and that's the best I can do to explain it without really
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going into nuance.
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But suffice to say, they've effectively got a two-lens system, or really I guess I should
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say a two-sensor system, because the actual single sensor does a two-for-one, I guess
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I guess to close out sale on pixels or whatever,
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but anyway, it has two pixels for,
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I guess one pixel's worth of data,
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if that makes any sense at all.
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So, what they do is they kinda have the two,
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I'm saying lens, and I don't mean that, I guess, literally,
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but they have a similar setup to the two-lens system
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that Apple has, but they have it with only one lens,
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and then they use machine learning,
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which is Google's favorite thing,
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and you know what, I don't blame 'em,
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because they actually can do it pretty well.
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They use machine learning to kind of extrapolate and interpret what these two pixels are seeing
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in order to get their own portrait mode, which coincidentally they've literally called
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portrait mode.
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I just thought that was kind of cool and a clever approach, because having the two lenses
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on the back, I mean, it doesn't offend me, but I don't think it looks particularly
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great, especially with the camera bump, which this does not have.
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Yeah, it's a camera bump.
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I know, I'm sorry, it does have a camera bump.
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No, no, you're right, you're right.
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- It's got a fingerprint sensor on the back too, right?
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- Yes it does, and I apologize,
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you were absolutely right about the camera bump.
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- Yeah, I mean, these phones, and just superficially,
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the regular Pixel 2, the regular sized one,
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not the plus sized one, the top and bottom bezels
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look comically large by today's standards.
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It's funny, the iPhone 10 comes out
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and immediately ruins the look
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of all previous iPhone proportions forever, right?
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And like the Pixel 2 has pretty much all iPhone proportions
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and it looks just impossibly old now.
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The Pixel 2 XL has much more of like an S8 style proportion
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where it's almost, it's kind of like what people want Apple
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to do with the iPhone X where they lop off the top
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and bottom and just make it black
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and just give like a curved thing in the middle.
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And I don't think it's that attractive honestly,
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So maybe this is kind of why Apple didn't do that.
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Like maybe they found the same thing, they tried it
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and they're like, oh, it just doesn't look as good.
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I don't know.
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But anyway, every time that like a new Google official
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phone comes out, back when they were called Nexus's
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and now that they're called Pixels,
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here's what's gonna happen.
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All the gadget nerds are going to fawn all over
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certain features of this.
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They're all gonna say, man, this is the best phone
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at, you know, feature X, Y, or Z.
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or this is the best Android phone ever made.
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And then like in three months,
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Samsung's gonna come out with a better one,
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and no one will actually keep using this phone long term.
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Everybody will tell you like how great it is,
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and they're so glad Google's making these awesome phones,
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and this is the best at these certain things,
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but none of them will actually switch to it permanently.
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They're all gonna either go back to their iPhones,
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or they're going to go to whatever Samsung launches next,
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or go back to what Samsung launched recently.
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because Google just does not,
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they make this great hardware that's like good in reviews,
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but it's usually not class leading in the big picture,
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and also, they never sell very many of them,
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comparably speaking, because their retail distribution game
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is crap compared to all their competitors,
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or at least compared to Samsung and Apple.
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So it's funny, it's fun to me to look at these things
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when they come out and say, "Oh, that's interesting."
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Just like everyone else, but it's hard for me
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to ever see Google's launches like this
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having a major impact in the market, really.
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They have a major impact on reviews
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that make it seem like they're gonna have
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a major impact on the market, but they never do.
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- I don't know if that's entirely true, though,
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because I think these are the darling phones
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of the people that are like us, but like Android.
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And so, your point is 90% true, I think,
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but these certainly do make a big splash
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and I think are held onto by the people
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who really, really, truly love Android.
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Now, I won't make any snarky comments
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about how many people that is,
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and I won't guess publicly that it's about 10,
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but nevertheless, I do think it's important that--
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- Do they all work for the Verge?
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- Potentially.
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The other thing about this phone,
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like the front, I agree with you
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that the proportions look wrong
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now that I've seen an iPhone 10,
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but the back, this two-tone thing, do not want,
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like if you scroll down the Verge article,
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almost all the way at the bottom.
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This two-tone that they've had for two years running now
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does not work for me at all.
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I think it looks like garbage.
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- Yeah, I mean, no one's buying this phone for the looks,
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let's be honest, same as other Google stuff in the past.
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Like, the people who buy this are reviewers
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and people who really, like, tech nerds
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who very closely follow, like, Google and the Android world.
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Like, it's not gonna be a lot of normal consumers.
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I thought it was worth bringing up and I'm sorry that we have an extended pre-show this time, Mr. Syracuse.
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I kind of like the black and white one with the little orange button on the side. It's kind of stormtrooper-y.
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It's always a good look.
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The most offensive thing about the back of it is that terrible G logo.
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Yeah, I noticed that too. It's pretty bad.
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And I guess the touch sensor.
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How does the squeeze part work if you have a case? Like, does that impair squeezability?
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Do you have to get a squeezable case?
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Do they live little cutouts for both the belly button and and the squeeze sides right like you can imagine a case
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It's like rigid all around but then has squishy areas for the squeeze
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No, I mean like
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You know everything I said earlier like I I don't want this to be the case like I want
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somebody in the Android world to make phones that are really really nice and that really
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Kick Apple on the pans and and make everyone compete on a higher level
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Samsung doesn't do that.
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Samsung makes phones that have great specs,
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but usually have lots of downsides.
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I gotta say, they are getting better
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at the physical design side,
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but they still always have a lot of weird,
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bizarre, dumb features and downsides and weird decisions.
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I think Google is coming closest
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to being able to compete with really nice stuff
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in the Android world,
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but they're just so far from actually being
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on the same level that I don't think Apple
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looks at this at all and is threatened by this.
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I also think that, again, their lack of having
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much retail power or distribution power
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to get these things sold in large volumes,
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I think that just doesn't intimidate Apple at all.
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I wish there was higher level competition here,
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but there just isn't yet.
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- Yeah, I agree.
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Alright, 20 minutes later, are we done with the pre-show?
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(electronic beeping)
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I'm sorry, Jon.
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Oh man, all right.
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So let's quote unquote start with some follow up.
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Jon, how's your fan?
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Do you hear the fan in your Apple TV?
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- And that's the thing, just one follow up item this week.
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It's just poor planning.
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It's just poor planning.
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It could have gone on topics.
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And like I said, what about Ask ATP?
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Like, you know, how soon we all forget.
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Anyway, one follow up item this week, just one.
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I do have my Apple TV 4K.
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I rotated my Apple TVs, a couple of notes about the thing.
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First, just to confirm about the output format thing,
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the person who wrote in to tell us that you can change
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to 24 Hertz, but only in 4K, I found that also to be
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the case, despite the fact that my television can accept
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24 Hertz input, the Apple TV will not send it
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because it's not a 4K TV.
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So if I had a 4K TV, I could do 24 Hertz,
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but because I have a 1080p TV, I can't.
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Second thing is setting up the Apple TV.
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It's got that thing where you bring the phone near it.
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Was that in the old one or is that the new HomePod thing?
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- I thought it was. - It was in the old one.
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- Oh, anyway, that was nice.
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But then I realized, oh, I have to re-download
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all my purchased apps and then remember
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how they were arranged and stuff like that.
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If you're setting up a new Apple TV 4K
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and find yourself in that situation,
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stop because there is a setting somewhere in settings,
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in the settings app that, I forget what it's called,
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like home screen sync or something.
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you can tell it to make this Apple TV
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like all your other Apple TVs.
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In other words, keep the home screens
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in sync with each other.
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And so you turn that on and it will,
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I think it'll automatically download the apps,
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but certainly it will rearrange them to be in the same order
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as they were on your other Apple TV,
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which saves a lot of time.
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Unfortunately, you still have to log in
00:21:10
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with all your applications and doing that is a super pain.
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Like there's this feature, I don't know if it's new,
00:21:16
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because I haven't set up an Apple TV in forever,
00:21:18
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but when you're launching an app
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and it wants you to like log in,
00:21:22
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like not log into the Netflix app, right?
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And you have to log in with your email address and password,
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which is how you just log into Netflix everywhere.
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And when you do that,
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Apple TV tries to remember the email address you entered
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because it's such a pain to enter things with a remote
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so that the next time you go to a different app to log in,
00:21:39
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it will give you a choice of recently used email addresses.
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There's actually a section in settings
00:21:44
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that shows all your recently used email addresses,
00:21:46
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which sounds like a good idea because hey,
00:21:48
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I don't want to type that email address more than one time.
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But since I use the remote app on my phone to type things in,
00:21:54
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instead of using the terrible Apple TV remote,
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there's some weird interaction.
00:21:59
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Apparently no one at Apple ever did this,
00:22:01
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because I enter the email address, da da da da da da da.
00:22:04
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And it works fine.
00:22:05
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I sign in and everything like that.
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And then I go to the second app and it says,
00:22:08
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choose from your recent email addresses.
00:22:10
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And it shows my iCloud email, because it
00:22:12
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knows that one because I'm signed into iCloud on my old TV.
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And then the other choice is the first letter only
00:22:16
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of my previous email address, like a single letter.
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And as I entered in multiple email addresses
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to sign into multiple services, it
00:22:23
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would only save the first letter.
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And I think it's because I was typing it all on my phone,
00:22:27
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like the phone remote app.
00:22:29
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That's a stupid, terrible bug.
00:22:30
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I'm like, all right, well, I'll go into settings,
00:22:32
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and I'll be able to edit those.
00:22:33
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Nope, all you can do is delete them in settings.
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So I had to delete all the single character email
00:22:38
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But that's a dumb bug, and they should fix that.
00:22:40
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But I do like the idea of it remembering the feature.
00:22:43
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For the other things, there's like the please
00:22:45
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select your television provider.
00:22:47
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And my television provider is on the list.
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And like, oh, this is great.
00:22:50
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This is that single sign-on thing.
00:22:52
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I'm not quite sure what it's doing with my provider,
00:22:55
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like what part of the process it's streamlining,
00:22:57
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but having signed into umpteen applications
00:22:59
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for all the services that I subscribe to
00:23:01
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and being bounced from webpage to application
00:23:03
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to around and around in circles
00:23:05
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and going to like youtube.com/activate
00:23:07
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and all these other URLs and typing in four letter codes,
00:23:10
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I don't think there was any single sign-on
00:23:12
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that entering my television provider saved me from.
00:23:15
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In fact, the worst offender was,
00:23:16
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I think it was Showtime or something.
00:23:18
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As far as I could tell, they want you,
00:23:20
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they launch the app and it says,
00:23:21
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"Please go to like ShowtimeAnytime.com/activate."
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And you're like, "Okay, I'm gonna do that.
00:23:26
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I'm gonna type in this code."
00:23:28
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When you go there, as far as I can tell,
00:23:30
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it demands that you download their iOS app
00:23:32
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just so you can activate their app on your Apple TV.
00:23:36
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You download the iOS app,
00:23:37
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and that's the only time you get to type in the code.
00:23:40
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It's, logging into television apps is the worst thing ever.
00:23:42
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So home screen sync is great.
00:23:44
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I wish it also synced the fact
00:23:45
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that I'm logged into in my other services.
00:23:47
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And someone added one final item here
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about remote improvements.
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As far as I can tell, there are none that I can detect
00:23:56
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other than the raised ring,
00:23:57
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which helps less than I thought it would,
00:24:00
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because I think my main complaint,
00:24:02
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I mean, I guess I don't pick it up backwards
00:24:04
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as much as most people because I look at it.
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And the reason I look at it is because it's like,
00:24:07
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I said, it's like a mousetrap or like a game of operation.
00:24:10
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Like you just, you have to look at it
00:24:11
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to gingerly pick it up so that you don't accidentally
00:24:14
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cause something to happen.
00:24:15
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saying that it is better about accidental input, but I don't like it when the progress bar comes
00:24:19
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up and overlays the show that people are watching. Frequently I will pick it up to just use the
00:24:24
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volume or something like that and accidentally graze the touchpad and now you gotta do a five
00:24:29
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count for the progress bar to disappear off the screen. I don't like that remote. It's still bad.
00:24:35
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- I mean, I will say that the ring around the menu button
00:24:40
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does help, because it is noticeably raised,
00:24:46
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and so it now does feel different if you hold it wrong,
00:24:50
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and you can orient yourself by feel with that button.
00:24:54
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But that's the only problem it solves.
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This remote has lots of other problems.
00:24:58
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- It doesn't really solve that problem, though,
00:24:59
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because if you grab it upside down, and you go,
00:25:01
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oh, I don't feel the ridge,
00:25:03
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so I know I'm holding it upside down,
00:25:04
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Well guess what, your palm has been all over that touchpad
00:25:06
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by this point, and it has done,
00:25:08
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it certainly has brought up the progress bar,
00:25:10
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and who knows what else it might have done,
00:25:11
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especially if you've gripped it firmly,
00:25:12
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instead of gingerly like the beautiful,
00:25:14
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delicate little insect that it is, right?
00:25:16
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If you actually grab the remote,
00:25:17
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you probably not only grazed the touchpad,
00:25:19
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but activated the pressure sensitive button,
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and who knows what you did, it's the worst.
00:25:23
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- Yeah, I mean, I'm not quite as hard on it as you
00:25:26
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in this regard, however, the white circle,
00:25:30
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the raised white circle on this button does help,
00:25:33
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but the remote is still a terrible remote.
00:25:36
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And I wish they would have done substantially more
00:25:39
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to actually redesign this thing
00:25:41
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instead of basically digging in and saying,
00:25:44
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no, this is fine, here, take a stupid white ring.
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Like that's basically what this revision says.
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- Oh, and I was frequently faced with the prompt that says,
00:25:51
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hold down the speaker button to speak.
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Like very often, you know, it's like,
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let me just speak this thing that I have to enter here
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instead of typing,
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'cause even just typing on your phone
00:25:58
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gets tedious after a while.
00:25:59
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Like I'm not very good with the phone size keyboard
00:26:01
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or whatever.
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So I'm like, "Okay, it's prompting me with a little speaker on it.
00:26:05
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It says, 'Hold down the button and talk into your microphone.'"
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And that often works if you just want to say, like, watch Game of Thrones.
00:26:10
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It will do that.
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Like, that part of the Apple TV experience is great.
00:26:13
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Anytime you don't have to use the remote, you're like, "Yes!"
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And so I'm in a text field of some kind, and it's telling me, "Hold down the remote and
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And I would hold down the remote and start to talk, and as soon as I started to talk,
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it would just go "bloop," and it would, like, stop listening to me.
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And then it would say, "Hold down the remote and try to talk," and I would hold down the
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remote and started talking to go bloop and stop listening to me like it's I
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wouldn't it wouldn't maybe I'd get like one character out or I wouldn't type
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anything it was just like why why what is happening why do you hate me you're a
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brand new thing out of the box you're presenting me a native text field with
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the native you know the little picker with the the alphabet and and the three
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things oh yeah and during the setup experience they had this crazy on screen
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prompt they're asking a bunch of questions and a series of like sort of
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wizard type screens that are asking you questions, there would be a thing highlighted and below
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it like the corners of a triangle, like, were two buttons. And your highlight would be on
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like the top point of the triangle, like that button, and there would be a button, you know,
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sort of southwest and a button southeast. And I couldn't for the life of me figure out
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which direction it wanted me to swipe to get to the southwest or southeast button, because
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swiping south did nothing right and you're like I don't swipe west to get
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southwest and as far as I could tell it was like any direction you swipe to do
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anything would always bring you to the default button and then if you didn't
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want the default you could swipe right because the default button was on the
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left there was like this weird puzzle game of figuring out how I moved the
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selection basically down into the left it was it was the worst I don't know how
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Did you experience this when you were setting it up, Marco?
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- No, my setup experience was pretty flawless,
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and in fact, I was actually also gonna compliment
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that my keep the home screens in sync thing worked great.
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I mean, probably because I use far fewer apps
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than it sounds like you do,
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and I have far fewer accounts for things
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that I need to sign into.
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For me, it's basically just like Netflix
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and HBO Now Go thing.
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I don't really have anything else on there.
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- You did have to re-sign into those,
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but I thought it was like a wizard at the beginning
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that forced you to pick all the things that I was picking
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that gave you the triangle buttons,
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where I forget what the highlight is on,
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but yeah, the dragging Southwest,
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I would like swipe what I would think was Southwest
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and the selection would just not move.
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It would just not move.
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And so I would do South.
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It wouldn't move.
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I think it wanted you to go like dead West
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to select an item on the screen Southwest, infuriating.
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I should have taken pictures of the screen.
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- No, I did not have those issues,
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But I mean, a lot of this UI has been like three quarters
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baked for two years now and doesn't seem to be getting
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put back in the oven.
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So wouldn't surprise me.
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- Anyway, that's it.
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I've got my 4K Apple TV.
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I rotated all the Apple TVs and now I have one free one.
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Like my Apple TV three is now like the travel TV.
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Oh, and I usually use, this is a TiVo compiler.
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I usually use the, I have an old TiVo remote
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that I use with an old Apple TV.
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And I trained it on the TV that rotated up to the bedroom.
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But the problem is the new stupid bent TiVo that I have up there, like they're top of
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the line box essentially.
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As far as I can tell there is no way to get it to not receive signals from my TiVo remote.
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I even have, the technique I used before is TiVo remote used to have a one/two switch
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You could switch to the one side or the two sides.
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You could have two TiVos hooked up to your TV and you'd have one remote set to one and
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one remote set to two so they wouldn't interfere with each other, which was a great idea.
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TiVo is really smart.
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the new TiVo's no matter what I set any of the remotes to this bent TiVo sees
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it obeys the commands of any TiVo remote so you can't use the TiVo remote with
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the Apple TV but you can but you will realize that you are blindly going
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through menus accidentally who knows possibly you know deleting stuff or
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recording things you don't want because every time you press a button the TiVo
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registers the command in addition to the Apple TV so that's kind of crappy so I
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We have to use the crappy Apple TV remote upstairs now.
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I'm sorry, Jon.
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I know that's hard for you.
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I think you can turn off the IR on the thing and then just make it do Bluetooth only, but
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then you can't do the volume control because the volume control is IR.
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It's a complicated situation.
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I also have a piece of tinfoil covering the other TiVo that's up there.
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I have two TiVos in Apple TV up there.
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The tinfoil works great, though, by the way.
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How do I -- where is the IR sensor?
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How do I stop the IR?
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Tinfoil over the whole front of it.
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Solves that problem.
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And when you don't need it to block your TiVo,
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you can wear it as a hat.
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- Yeah, no, I wanted to just get rid of it,
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but we have tons of prerecorded stuff on there.
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So we're slowly and painfully transferring it
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from the old TV to the new TiVo,
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which takes forever for a variety of dumb reasons.
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Most of which have to do with the weak wifi signal
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that I have like in that corner of the house
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where the TV is.
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And the fact that I think it's like 802.11b or something,
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like it doesn't even have wifi built in the old one.
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So it's like got a little adapter hanging out the end.
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So the Wi-Fi speeds are super slow.
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Anyway, eventually we will get rid of that box
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and the aluminum will go.
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And someone in the chat room is asking me,
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have I heard of Eero?
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We do have Eero.
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We have five bars, five, you know,
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full signal strength in there,
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but like the Wi-Fi adapter dongle thing is bad.
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And in general, TiVo's got really bad transfer speeds,
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not even limited by the network.
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So who knows what its problem is,
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but it takes a long time.
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Oh, I forgot about the fan.
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All this time.
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Yeah, I just looked at the thing.
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All right, so I actually forgot, I did forget about it.
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I hooked it up, I'm doing CV setup and everything.
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Like, oh, I forgot I should go look at the fan.
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So by this point it's connected to my television
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and I've been using it to like set up all the applications
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and do all the setup stuff.
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And I actually played a few games with it
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and to see if the performance was better
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and stuff like that.
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Then I had to go over to the TV, grab the little thing.
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And of course I can't pull it away
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from the entertainment center very far
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because it's got an HDMI cable in the back
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and the power cord and stuff like that.
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And if I unplug the power cord, obviously the fan will be off.
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And on my television, I have, at the very least,
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a TV with the fans on.
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My television itself has fans in it,
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so this is a pretty noisy environment.
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Nevertheless, held that thing up to my ear.
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I can hear the fan in it.
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I'm like, oh, that's not fair.
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I did a lot of setup.
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I was playing games.
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I just let it sit.
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So the next morning, after the Apple TV had been sleeping all
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night long, I came, activated the Apple TV
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so the little light turns on, put it up to my ear.
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I can still hear it.
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So you can hear it if you shove it up to your ear.
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But I guarantee you get four inches away
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And you cannot hear it even if it was in a dead sound room
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And it's not it is in my entertainment center with my TiVo fan and my television fan so noise is absolutely not a concern with
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This I think the fan is always spinning you can hear it if you put it up to your ear
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And if you have better hearing than apparently Jason Snell and Marco
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You can hear it it wasn't even close like you can hear it. I didn't put it
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I didn't put my ear right against the case. I just move my ear close to it
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No, you have to pick it up and hold it to your ear like you're like you're uh, you know
00:33:09
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What do you call like it when you ever see the movies where some some?
00:33:11
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Record producer is trying to listen to some music and get into the groove and takes a pair of headphones up
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But he only holds one ear of the headphones against his ear. Oh, yeah that yep do that
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Anyway, if you have any concerns about this fan that gets the John Siracusa seal of approval
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It is inaudible to humans. You're fine
00:33:31
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Wow, can we get like an actual seal made to that effect? I don't put stickers on things
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Also, did you just imply that you're not human
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Did we just get confirmation that you are a robot? It's inaudible to humans unless you're holding it to your ear
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You're not supposed to use the hells of you hold literally holding it to your ear like a like a seashell
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You know, you can hear the ocean and shell Marco. Has that even taught you this now that you're a beach bum? Yes
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Yeah, all right good anyway. Uh that's there you go do that. Maybe he's a superhero wouldn't surprise me
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Maybe I just don't have it last time. I just have my yearly physical and the last time I had my yearly physical
00:34:06
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Oh my god. Are we really going they did they did the hearing test?
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you know where they did the different tones in your ears and
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Last year I failed a bunch of the tones in my right ear and she's like oh, it's probably just because you have a cold
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Like oh my god, I'm going deaf. I'm old but turns out just because I had a cold this year. I got them all
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So, let's move on to Ask ATP, and the curiously named "Null" wrote in to ask, "What do Marco
00:35:56
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and Casey use for iOS error logging?
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Existing frameworks or something homegrown?
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#noob" and it looks like this was spelled correctly with two zeros, so I applaud you,
00:36:05
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Anyway, "noob ios-dev."
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Since I'm talking, I will go ahead and start.
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The company I work for uses Fabric, which was...
00:36:11
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I don't even know the relationship with Crashlytics.
00:36:14
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It either was Crashlytics or Crashlytics is now considered
00:36:17
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a product within--
00:36:18
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- Crashlytics was acquired by Twitter.
00:36:19
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Twitter rolled it into a larger thing called Fabric,
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then Google bought Fabric from Twitter.
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- Right, okay, there you go.
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So that is what we are currently using.
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It is sufficient.
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I don't really have any-- - For error logging?
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Is this, I don't, does this include,
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is this just crash reporting or,
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I took this to mean like, NSLog kind of error logging.
00:36:37
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- Oh, that is not how I took this.
00:36:39
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I took this to mean crash reporting,
00:36:40
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which is exactly what you expected.
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And for that, we use Fabric.
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like nslog sort of thing we don't we don't do anything you just use nslog yeah well i
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mean we don't have any mechanism by which that's reported anywhere is what i mean like
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we we use well really we use print because we're not stuck in 1987 on objective c but
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anyway um we we just use the effectively nslog for you know local debugging and development
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and stuff like that but we don't that never gets reported to a server anywhere or not
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knowingly anyway i'm sure somebody's gonna write in and tell me no you idiot crash litigates
00:37:12
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is getting all that too, and that very well may be the case,
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but I've never seen it.
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Yeah, I use nslog in development.
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In production, I don't think my app logs much of anything.
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I usually remove them, or I use macros to have a debug log
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that calls nslog in development,
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but not in production, stuff like that.
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And then I don't have any mechanism
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for the instances of the app out in the field
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to be reporting back to me what they have logged.
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I don't have that.
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- Right, same here.
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had the need for it ever. That seems like a lot of data to deal with. I also, I know
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that last year they introduced this whole unified logging framework thing among all
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the systems and I honestly have, I don't know anything about it. I never saw the session.
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I haven't looked at it at all and the only thing I see from that is that ever since they
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introduced that new logging system, console app is completely useless. The phone console
00:38:10
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is covered in garbage when I look in Xcode,
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and that even when I do a build and run in Xcode,
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all the system crap still logs to that console
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and makes it very hard for me to use NS Logging
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for anything else.
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So the new system has not made a good impression on me
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having not used it, because now it just seems like
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everything in the OS is constantly spewing crap
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into the logs, and that can't be good
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no matter how lightweight they've made it.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Alex writes in, "Is there any meaningful difference
00:38:38
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between the $50 Qi, is that right?
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Is that how you pronounce this?
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- Thank you, Qi chargers, Apple's promoting,
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and the $15 no-name ones on Amazon.
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- It's pronounced 10.
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- I don't have the faintest idea
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what the answer to this question is.
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I understand the question, but I don't know.
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I don't have any Qi capable devices in my house right now.
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- So the reason I put this in here
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is because a bunch of people have been using
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their iPhone 8s with the non-Apple Qi chargers
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and having varying experiences with exactly how carefully you have to position the phone
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on the mat, both orient and position it. And the basic tale of woe is, I woke up and my phone was
00:39:19
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10% charged because I didn't put it on the mat quite the right way. And a lot of people are
00:39:26
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saying that this is the reason why, this is the space for Apple to innovate. They already said
00:39:31
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that they have some things that you can do with the AirPower mat that you can't do with a regular
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Qi charger like charge multiple devices at once and have them you know do all the things they
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showed in the keynote right that's what AirPower will do but another possible thing that the AirPower
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mat might do is you know be better about positioning now I think this question is about
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what about the ones that you know from Belkin or whoever that Apple's running 50 bucks versus
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the $15 ones I would imagine that one possible difference is exactly how picky they are about
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how you place your thing on it, right? It's probably very easy to make a technically Qi-compatible
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charger that is super finicky about where you put your phone and maybe the more expensive ones
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have either larger areas where you can put them or have multiple orientation things or something
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like that. That would be my guess, having not used any of these things and not torn any of them apart.
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But at the very least I wanted to bring this up because I hope that that's exactly what Apple does.
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That regardless of the possible difference between $50 and $15, it could just be one's Belkin branded and you pay, you know, an extra $35 for that or whatever.
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But Apple, we already know that they're doing multi-device.
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One of the things that they should, one of the attributes of their fancy AirPower, Matt, which I'm sure won't cost $50, is that it should be able to charge in lots of different positions.
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And with them showing multiple phones and a watch all in the same pad, surely that means
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that you can put them more or less anywhere on the pad and they'll be fine.
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Because it's not as if there's three preset positions and you have to put them exactly
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on that, especially since as far as I can tell the surface of the AirPower is completely
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featureless.
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Like there's no red X that says put your phone here and put your watch here and put your
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whatever here.
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So that is my hope and that is a possible reason to maybe wait for the AirPower thing
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to come out before you take a dive into the wireless charging world.
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Finally, Mike Bolton, you know, it's too bad—
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Is that your real name?
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Yeah, it's too bad that No Talent Ass Clown ruined it for everyone.
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Mike Bolton writes in, "Who's the fastest typist?
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If you guys play for the best 2 out of 3 on Type Racer or a similar head-to-head typing
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thingy, I'll donate $100 to the charity if you're choosing."
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We didn't yet do an actual, like, simultaneous head-to-head thing, which I am willing to
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to do right now if Marco's willing to edit it all out.
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But we each, well, two thirds of us,
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those of us who believe in homework,
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did the homework and filled out the appropriate entry
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in the show notes indicating what our scores were.
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Marco, have you done this?
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- I have, I just didn't put my entry in the show notes
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'cause of course when you ask me for a list
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with a certain number of items in it, in this case one,
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I can't give my top one list.
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It has more than one entry.
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- Oh my God.
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- He's trying to build suspense.
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And by the way, going into this, I assumed that I would have the slowest typing speed.
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And even though Marco hasn't entered his time, I'm going to say that I will have the slowest
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typing speed, mostly because I don't type correctly.
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Like the correct way with the fingers on the home keys.
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I took typing courses on IBM Selectric typewriters in my youth.
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I took many years of typing courses, and I apparently successfully resisted everything
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they had to teach me.
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And I typed totally the wrong way, and so I'm slow.
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I used to hunt and peck for the longest time, and when I was still pretty young, I think
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before I started taking like keyboarding class in school, I decided one day I was going to
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force myself to learn to touch type, and I basically forced myself to use the home row.
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And after, given how much time I spent on a computer, even my youth, it took me all
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of a couple of weeks to get okay.
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And now, well for a long time now, I've been in the just truly tremendous position where
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I don't have to think about where to put my fingers.
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Words just magically appear on the screen.
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And I know I'm not unique in that way.
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It's just getting to that point is amazing.
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So anyway, so what I did was I took the test.
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I did the little typing thing once, and then they ask you to
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verify that you're a human by taking another little test.
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And the second test that I took, so the verification
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test, indicated that I could type at 125 words per minute.
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If I had seen Marco's score, which I'm assuming is higher than 125 words per minute,
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I assure you I would have spent hours getting to the point that I beat it.
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But based on one time and one time—or I guess really two times—I scored 125 words per minute.
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That was without any sort of warm-up. I think it was early in the morning.
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I would blame it on coffee, but coffee is evil, and so I don't drink coffee.
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But that was my score. John, what was your score?
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So I did a couple of runs to get warmed up, and I put 79 down, even though that wasn't
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my very best run, because I did a little bit after that.
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And you can, especially once you learn the passages that they're having you type, half
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my problem typing these things is like, I wouldn't put a comma there, I wouldn't word
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it that way, and you get hung up on that, right?
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But once you've done that, sometimes they repeat or whatever.
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So 79 is what I'm entering here.
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I think that is representative of my typing skill.
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I can go faster by like hammering away at that and get into the 80s or 90s, but realistically
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speaking I'm not typing that fast. I only kind of wish they asked us to write, I was
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cheating, but if they asked us to write Perl code I think I would do a pretty good job.
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Oh my god. Despite the fact that my hands are not in the right place, I'm really good
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at dollar signs, at signs, curly braces, and square brackets. Fastest dollar sign in the
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east you guys. Because I type them so much, I spent 20 years typing tremendous amount
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of dollar signs and parentheses and at signs and curly braces. And despite the fact that
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I'm only at 79 and more which is not fast in the grand scheme of things. I can also
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type without looking at the keyboard and words just come out and code just comes out. Very often
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I will just be staring at the screen and code is just coming out and not just that I'm going to the
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arrow because I type incorrectly I'm going to the arrow keys home and my hands are all over that
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keyboard and I'm just looking at the screen. I'm selecting you know command option shift up down
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arrow selecting text cut pasting you know like you get in the zone. I'm not fast when I'm doing it
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but it's not as if I'm staring at the keyboard
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hunting and pecking.
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- Alright Marco, tell me how much faster you were
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than the two of us.
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- So my first test, just cold, was 91 words per minute.
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It was not that accurate.
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Basically, I got slowed down a lot
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if I ever made any mistakes,
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because like Jon, if a passage was written
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in a way that I wouldn't write it,
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it would kind of trip me up a little bit.
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I'd have to go back and be like, "Wait a minute."
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That didn't make sense, where if it was something
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that flowed the way I would write something,
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I was way faster.
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So I took a second test a few minutes later at 125,
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then I got prompted for that human qualifier thing,
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that one was 132, then I took two more,
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I got 116 and 122.
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So it's kind of all over the place,
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but I would say-- - I would consider that
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a draw. - Yeah.
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It seems like me and you were in the same range.
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- Yeah, I think you guys are even.
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You had the correct mistakes, right?
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- I was never quite clear on that.
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You weren't allowed to just blindly continue on, right?
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'Cause I lost a lot of time realizing
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that I had missed a comma or something like that
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and then having to backspace
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and make sure I'm getting the right,
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that really ate up my time.
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- The other thing is typing speed tests
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are a fun little thing like this,
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but I don't get a lot of value out of this
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because there is very little time that I'm at my computer
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that I am typing at full blast for more than a few seconds.
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because I'm not transcribing things
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or spewing out tons and tons of paragraphs.
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- That's the thing about these tasks.
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They're asking you to transcribe,
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which is something I never do on a computer
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and find incredibly tedious.
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I'm always either writing words from my brain
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or writing code from my brain.
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I'm never transcribing.
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So it is actually a very foreign skill for me
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for me to be typing some words
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that I'm reading off of the screen.
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That's what copy and paste are for.
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I am a strong, strong proponent of copy and paste.
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and give my few nuggets of copy and paste device
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for the people listening.
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I think I already gave Merlin some of these.
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Never type a process ID,
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'cause you're just asking to kill the wrong,
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if you like root on a system
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and you want to kill a process ID, never type it.
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No, I just ran PS, let me just transcribe that process ID.
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You only have to like kill the process ID
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belonging to some kernel thing
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to like halt your entire machine.
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Like you only have to do that once.
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You just always copy and paste it.
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Always copy and paste any piece of information
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you're entering like email addresses
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or the type of thing that's authentication information,
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copy and paste it.
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Obviously not passwords,
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'cause you shouldn't be copying and pasting those,
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but everything else, copy and paste.
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Encode variable names, copy and paste.
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The way you can tell if you're correctly using
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copy and paste is if you initially misspelled the variable,
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it should be misspelled consistently
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through your entire file,
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because you never typed it again.
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You either auto-completed it
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or copied and pasted it from elsewhere.
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So copy and paste is your friend, don't transcribe.
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And I feel that people who are really fast typists
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resist that, but like I can retype it faster
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than I can copy and paste it.
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You probably can.
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You can also accidentally type it the wrong way
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'cause there's nothing's gonna highlight red for you
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like it does in these typing tests.
00:48:39
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- So what we've learned today is if you want us
00:48:42
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to do something stupid,
00:48:43
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just swear that you'll donate $100 to charity.
00:48:46
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And we never defined which charity.
00:48:48
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Somebody put the show notes, St. Jude,
00:48:50
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I am totally fine with that.
00:48:52
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I would also like to pitch as an option
00:48:54
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the Brady Center to prevent gun violence,
00:48:55
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which seems to be a pretty pertinent thing
00:48:57
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to donate a little money to these days.
00:49:00
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- Or maybe Puerto Rico relief efforts.
00:49:02
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- Or Puerto Rico relief efforts.
00:49:03
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So actually, so yeah, how about we'll go with those three.
00:49:05
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Mike Bolton, take your pick amongst
00:49:08
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whatever one of those three you would like to donate to.
00:49:10
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And I will put at least me on the spot
00:49:13
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and say, send me a receipt and I'll match it.
00:49:16
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- No pressure, Jon.
00:49:18
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Anyway, I'll move on so you don't have to answer.
00:49:21
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Let's talk some topics.
00:49:23
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- Yeah, I'll do it too.
00:49:24
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- We usually save our charity stuff
00:49:26
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towards the end of the year, but no problem moving it up.
00:49:29
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(upbeat music)
00:51:41
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- All right, so this is the portion of the show
00:51:45
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wherein I take a little power snooze.
00:51:47
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Tell me about the new Amazon Echo stuff.
00:51:49
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And I say I'm gonna take a Power Snooze because
00:51:52
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I bet you if I had an Echo I would really like it,
00:51:54
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but because I've never experienced it, I don't really care.
00:51:58
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But there's new Echo news
00:52:00
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and there's new Sonos news as well.
00:52:02
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So one of you take it away, tell me what's going on.
00:52:06
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- All right, so basically Amazon held the secret event
00:52:09
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where the existence of the event itself
00:52:11
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was embargoed, which is hilarious,
00:52:14
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the other day and they announced
00:52:16
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a whole new line of Echo products, which is pretty cool.
00:52:20
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I've been a big fan of the Echo, not since it came out,
00:52:24
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but since our friends got one and I saw it
00:52:27
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and used it myself at their house,
00:52:29
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which is a big important distinction here
00:52:31
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for any kind of Echo announcement.
00:52:34
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When the Echo first came out, it came kind of out
00:52:36
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of nowhere and it had this really weird,
00:52:38
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creepy promo video on Amazon's site,
00:52:40
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and we all, the entire tech world,
00:52:43
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relentlessly made fun of them for it.
00:52:45
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And because it really did seem like the creepiest thing
00:52:49
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advertised and promoted in the creepiest way,
00:52:53
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and it seemed like, you know,
00:52:54
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oh, another crazy thing from the company
00:52:56
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that brought you the Fire Phone.
00:52:57
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It turned out that it was actually really awesome,
00:53:00
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and that the Echo ends up being surprisingly useful
00:53:04
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and just fun and very satisfying to have in our houses.
00:53:09
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And as a result, over the last couple years,
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I think it came out two years ago, maybe even three.
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But as a result, over the last couple years,
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many people around these parts have gotten them
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and they're quite fun.
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Last Christmas, I know many of us gave them
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as gifts to family and stuff.
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Only great things have reviews from family
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and everything about the Echos.
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So very good product line.
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However, Amazon also releases a whole bunch of garbage.
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Like they release a whole bunch of weird products.
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They are kind of taking the spaghetti against the wall
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approach to new Echo hardware.
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So they have all sorts of crazy things.
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They launched the Echo Show, which is the weird,
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ugly thing with the screen.
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They launched the Echo Look, the weird bedroom camera
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where you're supposed to take pictures of yourself
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getting dressed every day.
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And those kind of fell on their face.
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I don't know a lot of people who really enjoy those.
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So you kind of don't know, when Amazon announces
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something new in the Echo world.
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The initial reaction to things has very little bearing,
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and the initial appearance of things really,
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has very little bearing on how good they'll end up being
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and how much they'll end up liking them
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or how well they will sell.
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So Amazon announced a whole bunch of new Echo stuff
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the other day and so now there is,
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they finally revised the core product line.
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There is finally a second generation
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of the tall cylinder version of the Echo.
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That used to be the only version of the Echo.
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There is now a kind of shorter, stubbier,
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optionally cloth-covered cylinder
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that looks almost like a tiny HomePod.
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And now there's also this little alarm clock thing
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with a circular screen that can sit on your nightstand
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but also has a camera, so it's kind of like a mini Echo Show
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that can also be an alarm clock,
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which is kind of interesting.
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And there's a whole bunch, right?
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- The Echo Connect thing that connects to your phone line
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so you can make telephone calls.
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- Yeah, it's like a bridge to your landlines
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that you can make calls using your Echo
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that are routed over your hardwired landline
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if you actually have a landline.
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That's, I think that's gonna go down into the weird category
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that we're probably never gonna hear about again,
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but I'm sure somebody will use it.
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- Got the Fire TV 4K.
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- Right, yeah, and the new stick
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that hangs diagonally off your TV.
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So these are very different things.
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So the Fire TV's, I don't know much about the Fire TV world.
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I bought a Fire TV box like two years ago,
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didn't really care for its UI at all,
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so I ended up just selling it.
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Do you use them at all, John?
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- No, I've seen, my friend who has them,
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and I looked at them, they're not bad.
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Like, the UI is very Amazon-y, but the performance is okay.
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The remote is better than Apple's, like it is--
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- Well, that's not what I wanted to do.
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Right, it is very similar to the old one and it's got like a ring on it, but at least my
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recollection of the old Fire TV thing, it's not flat on the bottom, it's more like shaped
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like a triangle, so it actually sits in your hand a little bit like an actual remote, right,
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and it doesn't have a touchpad on the whole top of the thing.
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Anyway, it's fine.
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It has always been cheaper than the Apple TV, and I would say like almost as good, but
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of course you can't watch iTunes content on it, so it was never anything that I was going
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to get. Maybe if it did 24 hertz output I would have considered it to run like
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Plex on it or whatever but it doesn't seem like it never seemed like a speed
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demon. Certainly the Apple TV 4k feels faster. The new one doesn't support Dolby
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vision which is kind of a shame but maybe they'll add that after the fact. It
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does support Dolby Atmos which Apple TV 4k doesn't but I feel but Apple TV 4k
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is supposed to get that support but remember this is $100 cheaper than the
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Apple TV 4k. It's not just like $15 cheaper, it's significantly cheaper. The form factor
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of what Marco was alluding to before, that it dangles off your TV, it is like an HDMI
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connector, a ribbon cable, and then a box hanging from its corner off of the ribbon
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cable. And the ribbon cable is like 3 inches long. So this is not a box you put in your
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entertainment center, it is a thing that you hang off the back of your TV. Which is kind
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of interesting. I have actually have a Google, what is it called, the Google thing that I
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hangs off the back of your TV. The Chromecast, right? The hang off your back
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of the back of your TV thing, it's neat. It's like an acknowledgement that we can
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make this thing so small that there's no reason it has to be in your entertainment
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center. But it's also not neat in the neat and tidy sense and that you have
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this little thing hanging off your TV and just always hangs awkwardly and
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you're hoping that no one has a view of that television. Like what if your
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television is in a place where someone walking to the room can see the side of
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it and now you got this thing hanging off it. It's just it's just not tidy. It's
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unseemly it's like a wart like purposely adding a wart to your thing never mind
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that you know the idea of hanging even a small amount of weight off of the end of
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your HDMI port I suppose it's probably weighs less than a very long cord but
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either way thumbs down on that form factor but as far as you know people who
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don't have any investment at all in the iTunes world this versus Roku and stuff
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though they're all reasonable choices I would have no problem recommending a
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Fire TV for someone who wants to have to look at Amazon content and to have access to be
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able to watch YouTube on the TV and Netflix. If they happen to have one of the televisions
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doesn't have that crap all built in, or if they have a television where that's all built
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in, but the built in apps are terrible. The Fire TV apps are better than the built in
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ones on most television. So it's an okay product. I don't think it'll change things up. I think
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it's just, you know, status quo.
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I have a Fire TV Stick.
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I think it's the original generation.
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And I hadn't used it in probably a year
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and then had to, wanted to get it like all updated
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and whatnot before we went to the beach a couple months back.
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And doing that update took like a day
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because I had to do an update, wait, reboot,
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do an update, wait, reboot.
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It was like updating Windows for goodness sakes.
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But the new revamped UI that came with it was very nice.
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And as a portable thing that's easy to travel with,
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I love my Fire TV Stick.
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As something that's an alternative to say an Apple TV,
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no thank you, I'd much rather have an Apple TV.
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But the user interface is fine.
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It got a lot better with this revamp
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that happened sometime in the last 12 months.
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And it's fast enough to do the sorts of things I wanna do.
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But if I was living with it every day,
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like especially your situation, Marco,
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where all of your TV consumption happens
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via some sort of box,
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I would not recommend a Fire TV stick.
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Now that is very different than the 4K,
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which presumably is considerably faster, better, et cetera.
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But in terms of UI, it's fine.
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- Yeah, so anyway, the whole Amazon Fire TV thing
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is not an area that I play in.
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But the Echo very much is.
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And so all of these new Echos,
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I'm really glad that Amazon's finally doing more
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with just the base model Echo,
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not just making new, weird accessory versions
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and different things that serve different roles,
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but also just finally revving the main speaker.
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The main problem the Echo has always had for me is,
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well, it's not the most attractive thing in the world,
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but the main problem for me has always been
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that it doesn't sound very good.
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It doesn't get that loud,
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and the sound quality is not very good,
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'cause it really is just,
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It's one speaker pointed downwards above a second driver
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for being a woofer.
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It's just like a single tweeter, a single woofer.
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They point down and they don't sound very good.
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The microphones have always been excellent.
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It doesn't seem to have trouble hearing me
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compared to anything else,
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but the sound quality is just really poor.
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And it really says a lot about how convenient the Echo is
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and how compelling the whole package is
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that we listen to, with the exception of my desk
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with headphones while I'm working,
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while we're out in the house,
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we listen to far more music on the Echo,
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even though it sounds like crap,
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than any other mechanism by which we have to play music.
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And that includes, we have a whole nice speaker setup
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with an Apple TV that could feed it through AirPlay
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if we wanted to, or the Apple TV playing music itself.
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We have Sonos, which we'll get to,
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and we never use these things to play music,
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comparably speaking, because the Echo is just so much
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more convenient to just say, "Hey, name of thing,
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"play fish," and that's it.
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Or, "Play a song from the '90s."
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It's just really, really nice and compelling to use that,
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so much so that we've been willing to overlook
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the relatively poor sound quality,
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because most people simply don't care.
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And even I, who do care, I would rather just have it
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be easy then to have to set up some fiddly thing
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on a better, nicer system.
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- To echo that, haha, we have the Google Home,
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but it's the same thing.
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It's got a terrible speaker in it.
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Like it's probably worse than the Echo.
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It's so, you know, the Google Home is actually even smaller
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than the big Echo.
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And I think it's probably just got one terrible speaker
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in there. It does not sound good.
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And yet, when my daughter has her friends over,
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all they do is ask that thing to play music.
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Like that is their favorite activity.
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More music has been played on that thing
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than any other device in their house easily.
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And that's like, you know, cause again, we have,
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I've got my television speakers,
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and you could play things through the Apple TV
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on the television or through the receiver on the television
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without even turning the television on,
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but they just wanted to talk to the thing
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and make it play songs.
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Because what other, they just say words in the air,
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speculatively, and it finds the song that they want
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and plays it, and they love it,
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even though it sounds like crap.
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- And I will say too, I have been trying to give Siri
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more chances in my life, 'cause everyone keeps saying
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how good it is, how good it's getting,
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how it's so much better than it used to be.
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And so I have tried in many occasions recently
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to have Siri play me music as well,
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to just kinda get a sense.
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So I'll issue it similar queries,
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like play songs by cake or whatever.
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Like I'll issue it a fairly simple music query.
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And Siri gets it right about a quarter of the time.
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And it's really frustrating.
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Whereas the Echo gets it right almost every time.
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It's really quite shocking how different the two are
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in reliability and speed and just the sensibility
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of responses for things like music.
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- Yeah, similarly, Google Home,
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like my daughter and her friends say things like,
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play song whatever but the one with whatever in it.
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Like there are variants of songs
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where multiple artists cover them
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and they will say a sentence describing the song they want
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and it will find the thing for them.
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And not only that, it will say,
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"Okay, I found blah, blah, blah featuring blah, blah, blah."
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Like, I don't know if it's just doing fuzzy word matching
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of finding like song title plus the name of the person
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they said, but they ramble on these whole sentences
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and I'm like, "Listen, I'm amazed it finds the song
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that they were asking about."
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When I don't think a human could have found it.
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A Google search probably could have,
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maybe that's what they're doing.
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They're just like literally doing a Google search
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and taking the first hit.
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But the fact that it works is all, it's magic.
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And saying that to Siri would just be this word salad
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of misheard, you know, you know what it does
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when you say stuff and it doesn't understand what you say?
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It would assemble that and then it would be like,
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I'm sorry, I can't help with that because it doesn't,
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I don't think it has the fallback of,
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can't make heads or tails of this,
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throw it into the magic that is Google
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and try the number one hit.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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And the assistant, like the Amazon assistant,
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I don't know if Google does this too, it probably does,
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but it even does lyrics search.
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You can say, "Play the song that goes blah,"
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and it will search for those lyrics.
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And it's just incredible how good it is.
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And honestly, one of the reasons why I am not that excited
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about the HomePod is that I know,
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like just judging on how Siri does,
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if you have an iPhone or an iPad or an Apple TV,
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giving it these same queries,
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I know that these other systems are gonna be better than it
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in that regard at least.
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- You gotta do the chained,
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a lot of YouTube videos showing this,
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chaining the assistants to talk to each other.
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So they're like, you know, dingus,
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tell the other dingus to play songs by whatever, you know?
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Or just like have this big chain,
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let the smart ones figure out what song you want
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and convey to the one with the good speaker to play it now.
01:05:53
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- So that is actually a great segue into this other thing.
01:05:58
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- I know, I said that for you.
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- Thanks, John.
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So today, we've had a couple days to digest this Echo stuff,
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but today there was a Sonos announcement.
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Sonos has made wonderful sounding speakers
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and very like, they're basically products
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that are designed to be sold on Apple stores.
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It's like, I know they weren't officially,
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but like they are really, really like high end speakers.
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Well, they're high priced speakers that sound pretty good.
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And they don't sound amazing and credible
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compared to high end audio file speakers,
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but for consumer grade, I guess, gear,
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they sound very good.
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And compared to all these other smart cylinders,
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they sound great.
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And Sonos have been around for a very long time,
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and they have focused mainly on multi-room audio
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and this kind of library management of things.
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And in fact, much of the benefit of AirPlay 2
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is what Sonos has been doing all this time,
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where basically it hands off the playback
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to the speaker itself.
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So you're not just playing a constant stream from the phone.
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You're telling the speaker, here's this file, play it.
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Or here's the next 15 minutes of audio, play it.
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Or go to this URL and just play what you find there,
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'cause they're all networked, which is nice.
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it has lots of benefits like if one person leaves the house
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with the phone that was controlling it,
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the music doesn't stop.
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And it doesn't skip if you bend over
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and your waist is blocking your pocket or something.
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It's a really nice architecture
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and it also makes things like multi-room audio
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significantly easier to do.
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And so anyway, Sonos has had this for years
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and years and years and they really have owned
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the high-end multi-room audio market.
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The main problem with Sonos in recent years
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is that when the Echo came out, everyone's like,
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well, it's a lot easier to just do this.
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I mean, playing stuff through Sonos is cumbersome
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because their app is really quite poor.
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It's unintuitive, it's incredibly complicated
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'cause it can do so much and it's laid out
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in a not that intuitive way.
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Honestly, it feels like an Android app
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and I don't mean much disrespect by that
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but it just feels like, it feels like an app designed
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by the Windows and Android aesthetic.
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And so it's just very cumbersome to play stuff
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on a Sonos system, even though when you finally do,
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it sounds great and you can do multi-room stuff
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really easily and stuff like that.
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So the Echo comes out and it's really crappy
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at sound quality and initially doesn't have
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multi-room audio support, but it's really, really,
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really, really easy to get stuff playing.
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You can say what you want and it just starts playing.
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And it turns out that's incredibly compelling
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as we said earlier.
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And so many Sonos owners, myself included,
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our Sonos stuff has basically been gathering dust
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ever since the Echo came out.
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So today, Sonos announced that they have partnered
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with Amazon at some seemingly fairly deep level.
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And they announced a partnership like months ago,
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but who knew if anything was ever gonna come out of it?
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Well, now it is.
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They now have a version of what used to be called
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the Play One speaker, their lowest end, smallest little,
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it's like a little cube almost, speaker.
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They now have a version of that
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that is basically also an Echo inside of it.
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Has the little microphone ring up top
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and a couple of extra buttons
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and now they basically have a Sonos Echo.
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And they also have integration
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with the Echo Assistant platform
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so that you can tell your Echos to play things
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on your Sonos and stuff like that.
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And forgive me, I haven't looked into too many
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of the details on that yet,
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'cause I haven't had time yet,
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because this all came out today.
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So some of the finer details of this
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might be wrong or incomplete.
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But basically they announced what looks like
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surprisingly deep and comprehensive integration
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between the Echo products and Sonos products,
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along with this new Sonos speaker that has a built-in Echo.
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And if this works as they are advertising,
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it's gonna be awesome.
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And it's actually not that ridiculous of a price too.
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Like the new Sonos One, which is their new version
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of the Play One speaker, is 200 bucks.
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And it's positioned roughly, like market wise,
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roughly where like the tall Echo cylinder is positioned.
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It's not supposed to be a HomePod competitor.
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The HomePod competitor is kind of supposed to be
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their next one up, which they haven't updated
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with Alexa yet, sorry, with the Amazon Assistant yet.
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- Why is it not supposed to be a HomePod competitor?
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'Cause it looks like a HomePod to me.
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It is a single thing with one speaker,
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you know, with one set of speakers in it.
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It's about the same size as the HomePod.
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Is it just because it's like 100 something bucks cheaper?
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Like, it seems like a HomePod competitor to me.
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- Well, it's going to serve as a HomePod competitor,
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effectively, but one of the reasons why Apple,
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when they were doing price comparisons,
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they positioned the HomePod against the Sonos Play 3,
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the next speaker up that's more expensive.
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And I think part of that is because the Play 1
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only has one driver, or it's just like the Echo,
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it has two drivers that it's just forming one channel,
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whereas the HomePod has, didn't the HomePod
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have tweeters and a big circle around the whole top of it,
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and maybe one big woofer in the middle
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or something like that?
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- Yeah, but how does that change the sound?
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- You're not getting stereo out of it.
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We've talked about this before,
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about how it's doing all the channels
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through the single location,
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so you're not getting a right channel,
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a left channel that's separated by six feet
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from either one of these devices.
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- Well, when you only have a single driver set
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pointing in one direction,
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you can't really do anything with stereo imaging.
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It's gonna be mono.
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But the HomePod is kind of this weird hybrid
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where because it has drivers pointing all around it,
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It can do things by bouncing stuff off the walls
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and everything to try to kind of simulate things
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in different directions, because it actually
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is firing sound in multiple directions.
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Whereas the Sonos One series only fires it straight ahead,
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and the Echo fires one set of drivers straight down,
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so it kind of has like a ring effect,
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but it can't control what goes left, what goes right.
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So these other things are effectively mono,
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whereas the HomePod and the higher-end Sonos models
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have multiple speakers that they could adjust
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and direct in different ways.
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So I think it's, in practice, this is a HomePod competitor
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in the same way the Echo's a HomePod competitor.
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But if you ask Apple marketing,
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what is the HomePod competing against,
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they're gonna go with the higher-end models
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in part because of those technicalities,
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in part because of just sheer physical size,
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and in part because they're more expensive.
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- Yeah, the Play 3 looks more like the iPod Hi-Fi.
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it's a rectangular thing.
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- Yeah, so anyway, this is good.
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I hope, I really hope this works,
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and I hope that it does smart things integrating with,
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so like, for instance, I already have other Sonos speakers.
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I have a few other ones throughout the house.
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You know, can I only buy one of these things?
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Do I even have to buy any of these things,
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or can I just have the Echos connect to the Sonoses
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through the apps?
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I think they can do that, actually, but I don't know yet.
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So this is, I have a lot of research to do,
01:13:39
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and we have a lot of, you know, just,
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no one has actually used this device.
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I don't think there's any reviews of it,
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except there was this one on Wired
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that was kind of not that specific.
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So, I don't know, we'll see, but,
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I hope this works as well as their advertising does,
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because if it does, this is going to be a total game changer
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in the Echo market, because it will be finally
01:14:05
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a fusion between the good sounding world of Sonos
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and the really convenient world of Echo.
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It's gonna be a problem for the HomePod, I think.
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I mean, the HomePod is already,
01:14:16
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given the HomePod's price
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and relatively limited apparent capabilities,
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I think the HomePod's gonna have a hard time in the market.
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Now I think it's gonna have an even harder time than before
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because if this works at all,
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The Sonos Play One is, sorry, the Sonos One,
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the new one with the Echo built in,
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is going to be a very compelling alternative
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for a lot of people.
01:14:45
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- So a lot of people are asking after the story came out,
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why doesn't Amazon just buy Sonos?
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They seem to buy everybody.
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Like this type of integration,
01:14:51
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this type of partnership is practically unheard of.
01:14:54
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Like it's basically Sonos saying,
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we're never gonna do all this stuff that Amazon does.
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And Amazon apparently saying,
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we don't wanna build a really nice speaker.
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We'll just, our new version of, as you noted,
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the new version, the new good version of the Echo,
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didn't really make a lot of progress sound.
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I think it's a little dull be like,
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oh, we'll make it sound better,
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but they didn't change the hardware in a way
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that makes it sound like they are serious
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about audio quality.
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They just tweak the, you know, but like, so they said,
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okay, well Sonos, you do the sound part
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and we will do the software part.
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I'm not entirely sure what's in it for Amazon
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to continue that relationship.
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Like why, why not take, you know,
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those nice profits that Sonos is making by selling expensive speakers? Why doesn't Amazon
01:15:35
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want those too? Like arguably Amazon is providing the majority of the value in this arrangement
01:15:41
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because I think it is easier to make a nice speaker than it is to make a thing that understands
01:15:48
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words that you say and does intelligent things like they've got all the back end that is
01:15:51
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finding that music for you and you know playing it back and the music subscription service
01:15:56
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and all sorts of other things making a speaker compared to that is relatively easy and I
01:16:00
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And I suppose Sonos's secret sauce is the multi-room stuff.
01:16:02
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But anyway, there seems to be a natural synergy
01:16:05
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between these companies.
01:16:06
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And given the fact that Amazon bought things like IMDB
01:16:08
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and other companies that seem like it should be--
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or Whole Foods, right?
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I mean, buy-- like, how is that just buy Sonos?
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Like, what are you even waiting for?
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It makes me uncomfortable as a consumer,
01:16:21
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if I was into these type of products,
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to know that I'm buying a thing between two companies that
01:16:28
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frenemies, right? They're competitors, but they're also in this mutually beneficial arrangement.
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It just seems like there's a tension there, and I'm not sure how that is sustainable.
01:16:39
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Not that I'm for big companies buying up all the small companies, but Sonos kind of had its
01:16:46
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chance to figure out the, you know, make something that you can talk to, and they've essentially
01:16:52
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outsourced it to Amazon, so I don't know.
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- Yeah, I'm with you too.
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I don't see why Amazon gets enough out of this deal
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to make it worth it.
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Like even the integration, it's such that also,
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like when I went to go pre-order the Sonos One today,
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you can't buy it on Amazon.
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Like you couldn't buy every other Sonos on Amazon,
01:17:15
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but this one you can pre-order only
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on Sonos's website right now.
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It's like they couldn't even coordinate that?
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Can you like order toilet paper from the Sonos One?
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- I think, the way it's advertised
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and the way the product page positions it,
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it looks like it has full Echo integration,
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like a full Echo built into it basically.
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So I think you should be able to do
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everything the Echo can do.
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So I don't, that's the thing, it's very,
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a lot of this will depend on like
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when we actually get these things,
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like does it actually do those things?
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Is it actually as good?
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You know, what if there's other problems?
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Like what if the microphones aren't as good
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as on a real Echo.
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You know, there's gonna be issues like that,
01:17:54
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but the good thing is though,
01:17:56
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if this integration works the way it appears to
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on all their advertisements and in the apps and everything,
01:18:03
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you might not even need to buy the Sonos One.
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Like, from what everyone's saying,
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you can just connect your Sonos account
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in the Alexa app and just start sending commands to it
01:18:15
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and you can just start controlling them.
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Like that's kind of incredible if that's true.
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And so like, again, like I don't,
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this will all depend on how well this stuff is implemented.
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But yeah, basically I ask again in a couple weeks.
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But I'm really happy about this.
01:18:32
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As recently as two months ago,
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I was saying that I would be surprised
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if Sonos was still in business in a year.
01:18:40
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'Cause it seemed like things weren't going well for them.
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But this could really turn things around for them.
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if this makes a lot of people buy more Sonos stuff.
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And also, one area that maybe we're not seeing
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by looking at just the speaker,
01:18:56
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like the little portable speaker side of this thing,
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one area in which maybe Amazon wanted to get in
01:19:01
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that they couldn't easily do themselves is home theater.
01:19:05
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Sonos in recent years has dramatically gotten
01:19:10
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into the home theater business with their soundbar products
01:19:13
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and then later on like the subwoofer,
01:19:16
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I think they play bass in the subwoofer.
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Their names are a little confusing,
01:19:20
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so I forget which is which.
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But they launched their first soundbar a couple years back,
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and I think they have a second one,
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I don't even know anymore.
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But I think those actually sell really well.
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And Sonos, I think, does pretty well
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in the soundbar business now.
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So if Amazon wanted to get more like Echo Music playback
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into home theater systems,
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maybe this is what they get out of this deal.
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maybe they get access to this market
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of high-end home theater stuff.
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That the Echo hardware being this kind of like,
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you know, inexpensive, kind of crappy audio products,
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we're probably never gonna get into that business.
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Hi, I'm back.
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Ready to talk about alarm clocks, Casey?
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I am so excited to talk about alarm clocks.
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Tell me more.
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This is just a coincidence.
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I did not have any inside information about Amazon's product announcements, but a show
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or two ago, I mentioned offhand how I was looking for something to replace my clock
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radio from the '80s.
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that would just perform one function that wouldn't be, you know, I wasn't gonna use
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my iOS devices which potentially travel around the house and I have to remember to put it
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on my bedside and plug in, just wanted something that was always on my bedside that I could
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look at and always showed me the time and then had an alarm on it and that's about it.
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And what Amazon came out with is this little ball thing.
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It's like the Amazon Echo Show in that it's like a screen and it shows you the weather
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and tells you what time it is and I guess shows you news stories that you don't want
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see and annoys you with all the other stuff like that. But anyway, it's got a circular screen on it
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and it's 130 bucks and it's basically a smart, dedicated, looks like an alarm clock thing.
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And a lot of people saying, "Hey, is what you were asking for someone, probably not Apple,
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to make some kind of dedicated alarm clock electronic component thing?" And guess what?
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Amazon did it because, as Jason Snell, I think it's Jason Snell, said in his article about it,
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god bless amazon with her at every single form factor and seeing what people might buy
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they that's the thing that amazon does they they just make a bunch of crap and
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you know maybe people like this maybe they won't we'll just keep trying um it's cute i'll give it
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that but and you know 130 is kind of ridiculous um but the thing that makes it uh makes me pretty
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sure i'm never gonna buy this is that it has a camera on it and i'm not one of those people who's
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paranoid about cameras but of all the places I'm not going to stick a camera of dubious
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security it's next to my bed.
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So sorry Amazon.
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If this thing didn't have a camera then I would probably still not buy it because my
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next fallback position would be Marco hated the screen and it was really annoying and
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this has the same screen so unless someone told me "oh the screen they solved that problem
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you can make it to the screen it's not annoying or not too bright or whatever" I probably
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still wouldn't get it but the camera no deal for me.
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And that's despite the fact that when we talked about the Amazon Look, the thing that takes
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pictures of your outfits and stuff, that I totally endorse the idea of having more cameras
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in the house for functions like that.
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But for me personally, my bedside table is a no-go.
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That's just my position.
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If you don't mind it and if you're not concerned about security or whatever, then by all means
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go for it and tell me how annoying it is.
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But I'm not getting this thing.
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That's a different lifestyle.
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No, I mean, I think there's a theme of my opinions of Amazon products, basically.
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and that is that when Amazon does things
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that are related to sheer functionality
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or voice response and voice interfaces,
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I really like the way they do things most of the time.
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When it comes to UI, I really don't like
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almost any visual interface that Amazon makes.
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The Echo Show, I really did not like.
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This thing I think would have the exact same problem
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as you mentioned with just like, you know,
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Like, it takes a certain degree of standards and taste
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and good decision making to do a user interface
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like this well, and I don't think Amazon has that talent
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right now, or at least they don't let it shine.
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They just, they have not shown that they can make
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a good interface.
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The Kindles have always been interface disasters.
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The only reason anybody enjoyed using Kindles
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is because for most of the heyday of the black and white
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E Ink models, there just wasn't much of an interface there,
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so Amazon's mediocrity at interface design
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was less of a problem with this primitive thing
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that just couldn't do that much.
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But they have gotten progressively more and more annoying
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as the technology has gotten better,
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and now that they have these full color screens,
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the interface design is about as good as it is
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on their tablets and their TV boxes,
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which is not that good.
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So this is the kind of product that if Apple made something
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like this, it might be really good.
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Although you could argue they do.
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It's an Apple Watch at nightstand mode.
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- But you know, or an iPhone and a dock.
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But anyway, yeah, this is the kind of thing
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that I don't think Amazon should make
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with their current talent.
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And also, you know, the camera I think is going to be
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one of the most turn-offish factors of it,
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why does this need a camera?
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And the only reason I can think of
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is they really wanna push their video calling thing.
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They're trying, obviously, very hard to make that a thing,
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even though I don't think anybody actually wants it,
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but if this didn't have the camera,
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not only could it maybe be five bucks cheaper,
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but I think more people would buy it lacking a camera
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than anybody who's gonna buy it with a camera.
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This seems like one of those corporate strategy tax things
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Like they're obviously trying so hard to push
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calling people on the Echos that they're putting
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the cameras in all these different models
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that like really probably shouldn't have them.
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And I think this would be a much better product without it.
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So yeah, I just, I don't see this being a good thing
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with the combination of the camera
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and Amazon's terrible UI taste.
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But the concept is a good concept.
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And I hope someone, Amazon or not, does it right.
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because I think that would be a really nice market.
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Maybe you put it in a kitchen, it wouldn't be as bad.
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Like there's nothing that says this is supposed to be on your bedside table.
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That's just the where I was interested in putting it.
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But if you put it in your kitchen, it is less ugly and gigantic.
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Or I don't know how gigantic it is because I don't have one.
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But like the the other one certainly looks big.
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I know it's not actually that big when you get it in person,
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but it's like it's like a rectangular monolith.
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This is a cute little ball.
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And so maybe it would fit in more places in people's lives.
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And the camera, because it's so cheap, it just feels like a hedge.
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like maybe we'll think of something cool to do with this, or maybe you can hold things
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up to it and we'll find them on Amazon and buy them for you, you know, and that is the
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video conferencing angle too, but the camera just gives you a lot of possibilities, so
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I understand why it's there, it's just that for me it makes it not a choice for the bedroom,
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but for something in the kitchen or whatever, that's where I wouldn't mind it, I already
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have a camera in my kitchen to watch my dog, so I'm obviously, that's not a problem for
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So here's, I just noticed in the specs of the,
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of this little ball thing, it has a line out for sound.
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That's interesting.
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So that basically makes it a fancy expensive Echo Dot.
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So you could use this to add a small screen
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to a smart speaker somewhere in your house.
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Like, if you take it out of the bedroom,
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that I think makes it a more interesting proposition.
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Anyway, so I wish them luck with these things
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and we'll see, I mean probably next year
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between me and John, Casey I know you're not gonna buy
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any of these things, but between me and John
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we're probably gonna own one of each of these things.
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- That means you're gonna buy every single one of them
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'cause I don't think I'm buying any of these.
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- Yeah, just wait.
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- I mean I thought about having another,
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having Echo and the Google Home in the house
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at the same time, but I don't know.
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I think what I'm more likely to do at this point
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is buy more cameras for my house, more dedicated cameras
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'cause now that I have one to watch the dog,
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I'm like, I can get a better angle on the dog
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when she's in a different room.
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Like maybe a second camera or something like that.
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Or maybe I'll finally get into like the light bulbs
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and stuff and then I'll get an Echo
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and some other room to do light control.
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But we'll see.
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None of these are making me wanna run out
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and buy any of them.
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I'll let you buy all of them and tell me what they're like.
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- Okay, thanks.
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- What do we got for the after show?
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- You got fancy chairs.
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- Oh yeah, this time it was John that spent
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an exorbitant amount of money.
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- Yeah, I got a lot of chair issues
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in my little computer room that also has my PS4 in it.
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I've got a chair in front of my wife's computer,
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which is a 5K iMac.
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I've got a chair in front of my old Mac Pro,
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I've got a third chair in front of my ps4 where I play destiny and all these chairs are bad chairs. Oh
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Two of them two of them are bad chairs. One of them is just really old
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So my wife's chair is some crappy like office max staples, whatever
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Cheap chair that is actually not even good for the amount that we paid for it. Like it's like well it was a cheap
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But it's okay. It's it wobbles. It was never very comfortable. It's ugly. It's just not a good chair
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The PS4 chair is like not actually a chair that's supposed to be in front of a desk. It's like
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Sort of a casual. I don't know what it is like
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It's not like a folding chair what you take out when company comes over, but it's like one step removed
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No, it's not a folding chair
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But it is like it's not a computer chair at all
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And I don't like it because it puts weird marks on the carpet
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And we have like a pillow on top of it to make it marginally comfortable and like it's kind of falling apart
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So that's not great. And then finally my computer chair, which is the one I'm excluding from calling a bad chair
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It's just it seemed better days
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I bought this chair for a two hundred and fifty dollars which seemed like a huge amount of money
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When I lived in Georgia, which was at least what 20 years ago
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Right, and you know, I was I was just out of school just married living in our first apartment
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Oh, you know away from home. We're buying furniture for our stuff
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I bought myself a desk which I'm not using anymore. Actually, my wife's using it, but the desk that my wife is using,
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so that thing survives. And I needed to get a chair for it, and I spent what I thought was a lot of money,
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$250 for a chair in like 1997, 98. Boy, that's a lot of money. In the grand scheme of things, it's not that expensive.
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But anyway, that $250 chair has lasted me, you know, 20 years.
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And it still works okay. The cushion is absolutely shot.
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It is shredded and it also any foam that might have been in there is compressed
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You know beyond belief from 20 years of me sitting on it, but nothing on it is broken
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Doesn't really rattle the pneumatic up and down thingy
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Has a little bit of spring in it when it shouldn't like this sort of goes down
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Compresses when you sit on that no matter what but it's pretty heroic like kind of like my Mac Pro
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You know it's it's fast this time
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But it is pretty but anyway it has never been a particularly comfortable or good chair
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And I just feel like I needed a better one, and I've been putting this off for years
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It's not like I'm buying new new fancy chairs on a whim for years and years
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I've been like we need new chairs all our chairs are crap
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And I'm sitting on a 15 year old chair now. I'm sitting on an 18 year old chair now
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I'm sitting on a 20 year old chair and for whatever reason
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Got the wherewithal to say we just just need to get new chairs, and I've been resisting mostly because
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Fancy chairs cost huge amounts of money if you've never looked at fancy chairs
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And you think that $250 one was too much money. Don't look it's terrifying
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They cost too much money, and I would be like I don't like my chair, but no do I not like it that much
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the answer is usually no I was working during the dot-com boom right and
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That means I had occasion to encounter air on chairs which is one of the first
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fancy chairs. And I sat on them, and they're interesting, but they never seemed like they
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could justify the price. So I always had an excuse in my head of like, "Yeah, okay, fancy chairs may
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be nice, but they're not that nice." And I had some foundation in it, having actually like sit on
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some kinds of fancy chairs for an extended period of time. But obviously I changed my mind on that,
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and I'm sure Marco has, Marco as always has a compelling case for why people should spend
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money. So I'll allow him to provide that now before I explain why I did it.
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- Well, okay, so chairs are one of the many categories
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of products in modern life where the middle class is gone.
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There is no more middle class.
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It's one of those products where you can go to a store
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and you can buy one for 100 bucks or 150 bucks.
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That's like the typical Staples or Office Max
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base model of decent desk chair with arms on it.
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It's gonna be about 150 bucks, something like that.
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You could also get the one for 250,
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but these days, maybe when you bought yours,
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things were different, John, probably not, but maybe.
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But these days, the $250 one,
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you're not really getting higher quality
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than the cheaper one.
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You're just getting a higher price
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with some features thrown on
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to make you pay that higher price,
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but it's not really a higher quality.
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It's the kind of thing where like,
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there's basically one quality level
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that they used to assign multiple price points to
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for marketing and profit, basically.
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But you're getting like the same crap quality
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just with a nicer finish on the arms or something like that,
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like minor cosmetic differences.
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This is true of so many things.
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This is true of appliances, so many things,
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where everything's basically cheap crap.
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And to get the next level of quality up,
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you have to go from like $150 to $1,000.
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Like there's nothing, everything in between,
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you're being ripped off, basically.
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It's like the $400 one's gonna be the same
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as the $100 one.
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The $600 one's probably gonna be similar quality.
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Like you're gonna, you have to make a big jump
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to go much higher end to get a noticeable increase
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in quality if you want that,
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because the middle class has just kind of
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just been hollowed out by cheapness and decontenting
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and outsourcing and just crap over time
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that now all the low end stuff is all made the same way
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and only the high end stuff can afford
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to have any quality left in it.
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- And of course the high end stuff,
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as with all high end stuff, has tremendous margins.
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So I don't know if you consider it being getting ripped off
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but you, because the middle is gone,
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your choice is narrow margins on crap
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for huge margins on expensive stuff.
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Because expensive stuff always has huge margins.
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So I feel like the high-end stuff,
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not only is it expensive,
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you feel like you're getting ripped off.
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Because you're like, okay, this is better.
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And maybe I'll say it's two times better,
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but it's not four times better.
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And it's four times the price.
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And that's just the price you pay
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on the high-end for anything.
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It is never proportional.
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Like, you know, your Mercedes S-Class
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is three times as good as the Honda Accord,
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but it costs way more than three times the price.
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and that's just the way of the world and the high end.
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It's tough to stomach and it's the reason
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I've been sitting on the same chair for 20 years
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is 'cause I'm just like, I can't do it.
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- Yeah, and by the way, the $100 chair at Staples,
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there's a pretty good margin on that too.
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Don't get, that chair is made out of sawdust
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and thin plastic, there's no--
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- Percentage-wise, maybe, but in absolute dollars,
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it's $20 you're making off that chair.
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- Yeah, yeah, well, anyway.
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So I did those cheap chairs for years.
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The reason why I finally upgraded,
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so I finally upgraded to a good chair
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when I started working from home full time
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because I decided, you know,
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if I'm gonna be here all the time,
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I need something actually good.
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'Cause at work, I would sit in decent office chairs.
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I think at Tumblr the whole time, I think I had an Aeron.
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Before, the job before that, I had like,
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not like the super fancy chair,
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but like a mid-range office company chair.
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When you're sitting in something for like one hour a day
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at home when you come home from work,
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that has very different needs
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than when you're sitting in it all day every day.
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Like that's one of the reasons why offices
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tend to have pretty nice chairs.
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Anyway, so I decided a chair lasts a pretty long time.
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If you spent $100 on that chair,
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or if you spent $1,000 on that chair,
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over the course of 20 years,
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you're not really gonna notice that much.
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Like over the time span of what you're using,
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that actually is not that ridiculous.
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So anyway, I decided to get nice chairs
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when I started the home office.
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I have one, Tiff has one, and they are wonderful.
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I will tell you what they are
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after you tell me what you bought,
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but I think you already know, and yeah, it's wonderful.
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So what did you decide to do?
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- Well, so I did what everybody does these days,
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I went to the Wirecutter, also known as Wirecutter, no need for the "the".
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And I looked at their chair reviews and the thing is, because I've been looking at this
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for years, I have some experience with what's out there in the high-end chair market.
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And also, by the way, probably even more experience with the crap chairs, because every few years
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I'll go into an office store and sit on every single one of the chairs and just see if there's
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any that I can tolerate or that make me want to pay the $150 or whatever.
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In my travels around the working world and friends' houses who have expensive chairs,
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I've sat in not a lot of the expensive chairs, but a couple of them.
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And I work at a job where some people have fancy chairs at work, and there's always the
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ubiquitous leftover errands from the dot-com boom.
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And so I'm familiar with a lot of these chairs.
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And part of the reason why I bought a new one is just my old chairs were just getting
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older and creakier.
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And really I really just wanted to buy my wife a new chair because hers is the worst.
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And I always felt like we could, once I'm getting her one I'm like well then we should
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just get us both one and then I can rotate my old chair to the PlayStation and get rid
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of that other chair and just, you know, I don't know.
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It just seemed like the time to do it.
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The wire cutter recommendation is this thing called the steel case gesture.
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I was looking at that and I figured, and the other alternative is the chair that Marco
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has and the chair that I think Underscore also has.
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Don't you both have the same chair?
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I forget, probably.
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- Pretty sure you do, because I think I've sat
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in both your chairs.
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When I visited both your houses, I made it a point
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to sit in your expensive chairs to see what they're like.
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And the gesture's cheaper, and it was the number one pick,
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and part of the reasoning of the number one pick
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is like the Margot's chair, which is the Herman Miller
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and body, is $300 more expensive,
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but doesn't seem $300 better.
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Like the gesture was a better deal.
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And one of the factors in buying my chair,
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the chairs I'm getting is that I tend not to like arm rests
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at all, I don't want them on my chairs at all.
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All the chairs I've ever had,
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I either remove the arms from them at work and at home
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or I buy chairs without arm rests.
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I just find they get in the way of my,
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I've got long arms and I find they get in the way
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of my arms and my elbows.
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And when I rotate my chair, the arms hit my keyboard tray
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'cause I use a keyboard tray everywhere that's down low.
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I just don't like the arms.
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And both the gesture and the embody look like
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they have the possibility that if you remove the arms,
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there would be no stubby things poking you.
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Like the gesture arms are way back,
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like by the sides of the seat back
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and the embody arms are way down below and back by the side.
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So I'm like, oh, those are both good.
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When it came time for me to start ordering,
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my plan was by one embody and one gesture
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and my wife and I would try both of them
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and then we would decide if we each like one of each
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then we would just use the chairs
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and if we both like one, didn't like the other,
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we would return one and get another one.
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So then it came down to the company's return policies
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and Steelcase's return policy was crap.
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they had a 20% restocking fee and like, no thanks.
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You can buy them through Amazon.
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And as far as I could tell,
01:42:21
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you'd be subject to Amazon's return policy,
01:42:24
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which is like 30 days return, blah, blah, blah,
01:42:27
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in reasonable new condition.
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But I wasn't so sure about that.
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And then the final alternative is to find a local store
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and go there and see what their return policy is.
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But it's just about, you're busy, you're working.
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And I'm like, oh, if I have to find a store to do it,
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maybe it's a long drive and I'll never end up doing it.
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and the places that are close to me didn't carry the gesture,
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they just carried other steel case chairs and just,
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I didn't want to go through that.
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So anyway, we're trying an experiment
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and I decided I'm gonna buy,
01:42:56
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the Herman Miller one by the way,
01:42:58
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has a 30 day return policy buying direct from Herman Miller
01:43:02
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with no restocking fee,
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and it has a 12 year warranty on the chairs
01:43:05
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for whatever that's worth in case like it's damaged
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or whatever.
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So I figured I'll try the Herman Miller Embody
01:43:10
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mostly because I found YouTube videos of removing the arms
01:43:14
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and it looked very straightforward,
01:43:15
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like it's not some complicated thing,
01:43:17
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because I have sat in it at Marco's house
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and Dunder Skor's house.
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And because the wire cutter basically said,
01:43:24
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it's, you know, we pick gesture as our number one,
01:43:26
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but that has a lot to do with price.
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The Embody is a good chair too.
01:43:29
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This is all, despite the fact that I think
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all Herman Miller chairs, including the Aeron,
01:43:34
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the Embody are ridiculously over engineered
01:43:37
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and have things on them that do not make them better chairs.
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There's a lot of that sort of high end
01:43:43
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has to be fancy and weird to make you feel like you're justified spending this money
01:43:46
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that I really think does not actually make it a better chair. But despite all that stuff, it is
01:43:53
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also seems like a sturdy chair and sitting on it feels solid. Like it feels, if you're most solid
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than any of the chairs in my house and I'm just hoping it would be comfortable. So I've been
01:44:04
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sitting on it, I'm sitting on it now, I just got it today. I've been sitting on it during this whole
01:44:07
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podcast. And it takes some getting used to. Maybe I don't have it quite adjusted the way
01:44:13
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I want yet. The arms, I've tried the experiment with the arms on. These arms are coming off
01:44:17
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because I cannot stand the arms. They have to come off. Luckily, they're easy to come
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off. And then I'll have my wife try it for a little while as well. And after 30 days,
01:44:26
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we'll decide are we keeping this or are we buying a second one or are we going to try
01:44:29
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something else? So this is an experiment. And in case you're wondering how much this
01:44:33
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chair cost you can go to Herman Miller.com and find out and you can customize this kind of like a Porsche
01:44:38
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where you can get a different fabric on it for an additional $150 like those are the kind of
01:44:43
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options they have for you or an additional $90 to get a different finish on the bottom of the chair
01:44:47
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this gives you an idea of of what it's like but the cheapest you can come out with one of these
01:44:51
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things is about $1,300 for a chair which sounds very very ridiculous and honestly it is ridiculous
01:44:59
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But if you have recently shopped for say a non Casper mattress or a nice couch
01:45:04
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not from IKEA
01:45:07
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Furniture is really expensive or a dining room table not even like a high-end dining room table
01:45:12
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But just like a middle-of-the-road dining room table with six chairs and a leaf
01:45:15
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furniture is expensive so
01:45:19
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Anyway, good furniture is expensive, but it's not good like we have an expensive dining room table, but it's not good
01:45:25
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It's just from Jordan's furniture. Jordan's furniture is not a high-end furniture store. It's the local chain
01:45:30
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You probably don't know about if you don't live in Massachusetts, but it's not IKEA. It's not cheap furniture, but it's not
01:45:36
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Fancy expensive furniture. It is solidly middle-of-the-road mainstream for and same thing with mattresses like again
01:45:42
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Not you Casper mattresses seem like they're expensive go real mattress shopping one day and find out how much like a real queen size mattress
01:45:48
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Costs that's not the cheapest one in the entire store. They're ridiculously expensive, right? So then anyway, I'm not gonna pretend
01:45:55
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this is not an expensive chair, it is a ridiculously expensive chair, the margins on it are big
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and like I said a lot of the design amounts I feel are there, kind of like that uh, what's
01:46:05
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the Apple dude with the uh, the expensive hourglass and crap like that. Mark Newson?
01:46:12
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Yeah, like a lot, there's a lot of Mark Newson style flourishes on Herman Miller chairs and
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the steel case ones as well that I just feel like don't add that much. So anyway, my initial
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impressions of this chair having just sat on it for a couple hours of podcasting.
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And again, I'm familiar with the chairs, I've sat on other people's.
01:46:29
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It feels like the other people's do, the base feels very solid and very wide.
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The chair itself is way heavier than my old chair.
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That manifests in me not being able to roll it on carpet as easily.
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I've got the carpet casters on it, so in theory I've got the right feet on it so it doesn't
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sink in or whatever.
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But it is just so much heavier, it's like twice as heavy as my other chair.
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rolling it is harder to do. this chair despite the fact that it's all fancy is
01:46:57
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not believe it or not as adjustable as my other chair because the backrest can't go
01:47:01
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up and down like vertically like towards the ceiling and towards the floor
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because it's sort of one continuous piece and I'm a tall person with a long
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torso so I'm not entirely sure that I'm getting the support I need from the back
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of it but you know I'm willing to wait and see using it for a while how I feel
01:47:16
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sitting in the chair long term. Bottom part of it feels okay so far. Arms are definitely
01:47:22
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going to come off. Anyway, it's an experiment and even if I don't love it, you know, I'll
01:47:28
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see if my wife likes it and if neither one of us do, we will try to return it somehow.
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I'm trying to save the box and packing materials but it's a lot of stuff. And even if we do
01:47:41
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like it maybe we'll try another one of these for my wife and or me or maybe I'll try a gesture if
01:47:47
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I can find a way to buy without returning it and if you're thinking of using a chair like this the
01:47:52
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best way to do it is to find a local store that you can sit in with and then when you can talk
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to somebody about like what if I don't like it can I return it I just didn't have the time to
01:48:01
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do that and I just I felt like if I tried to if I tried to pursue that as I have in the past what
01:48:06
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would actually happen is I would never find time to go to the store or I would go to a store and
01:48:10
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and they would have one or two chairs and I would try them and not know and I just wouldn't
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do anything and I just needed to jump in the pool.
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Oh and you do get to pick all the different colors and finishes which is just stress inducing.
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This by the way is why I always like I spend a lot of time thinking about what I would
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do if I ever had to order like a Ferrari or a Bentley because you get to pick like everything
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about the inside of them.
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What color leather do you want?
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What color carpet do you want?
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What materials do you want here?
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Would like they will do anything for you especially like you know Bentley and Rolls because they're
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basically building their car just for you.
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And I would be paralyzed about it.
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I'm like, I don't know, I don't want to spend 400 grand on a car and end up with this monstrosity
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because I have bad taste.
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Like, they should really limit it to...
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And I know they do have some presets, like, just pick these presets, but it's a lot of
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pressure being able to customize all that stuff.
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This is why rich people have other people pick them out for them or whatever.
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But anyway, I picked the options on this chair mostly to keep it inexpensive.
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So mine is all black.
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It's just black, black, black, black, black.
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With the cheap fabric.
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- Yeah, so for whatever it's worth,
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so we have two of these in our office,
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one for me, one for Tiff.
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I bought them both in 2010,
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so they're like seven and a half years old now.
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We have sat in them,
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I'm sitting here more than Tiff is,
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so mine is a little more worn than hers.
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And ours are both like the typical black and black,
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whatever the fabric is that used to be the only fabric,
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because when I bought these,
01:49:33
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there were very few options,
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'cause the Embody in 2010 was still fairly new,
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so there weren't that many options.
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But anyway, it has held up so remarkably well.
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Like not only is the support and everything still wonderful,
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as far as I can tell, flawless,
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but even the fabric covering,
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like you expect a chair that is totally covered in fabric,
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like the Aeron, the more famous one from the dot-com era,
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the Aeron has a whole lot of plastic framing around it,
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so a lot of the pressure or the friction
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of you moving around and sitting on the chair
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is on some of those plastic pieces.
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I think one of the biggest sources of wear on a chair
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is probably like the front rim of it,
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and on the air on that's all plastic,
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like what goes under your knees basically.
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With the Embody, everything is wrapped in fabric basically.
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Every edge that you touch is fabric covered,
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including that front lip.
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So you would expect these chairs after seven years
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of having my rear end on it constantly,
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I don't use this chair a little bit.
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I'm really good at sitting in my office.
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So like you would think after all that time,
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there would be a lot of wear and tear on this chair.
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And I have two tiny little spots on the fabric,
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on that front lip where like the edge,
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there's like an edge support that kind of comes in
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from the sides and there's these two little worn away dots
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in the fabric.
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And that's the only visible wear on the entire chair.
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Tiff uses hers a little bit less than me.
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Hers is still perfect.
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hers doesn't have those dots, and so it's just like nowhere.
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And this is after seven and a half years
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of fairly heavy use.
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- You should get that repaired under warranty
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'cause you're still under warranty.
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You say, "Hey, fabric wore through.
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"Give me a new fabric."
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- Yeah, actually, I probably will.
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- You didn't do it for your iMac.
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I forgot to remind you about that last show.
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I remember it again, re-listening to the show.
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This is the part where I meant to tell Marco
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that he needs to bring his iMac in
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before the warranty expires.
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- You know what it is?
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I still don't have,
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I'd have to use my laptop without a monitor
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have to go to the beach, get the LG monitor that I hate
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and bring it here.
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- Just do it, the warranty's expiring,
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it's worth just trying, you should do it.
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- I know, it's expiring in a few weeks,
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but I really don't want to go without having a nice computer
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Like, with all the lead up to the iPhone 10 development,
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it's very, very, this is a very bad time for me to be
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without a fast computer with a giant screen.
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- You just waited too long.
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Anyway, speaking of chairs and lips, the Aeron, as most people know who have any experience
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with them, the Aeron has mesh seats, which is good if you get hot in the seat because
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you let the air flow up through it, but it is basically mesh stretched over a plastic
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frame and especially the front lip, like the front plastic rim that is holding the mesh
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in, like think of it like a tennis racket, that rim, if you don't sit in it just the
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right way so that your butt is sitting on the mesh, that rim digs into the bottom of
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your thighs behind your knees and is very uncomfortable and can cut off circulation.
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If you're sitting in it the right way it's not a problem, but people sit in all sorts
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of different ways like slouching and sliding to the side, especially if you're in the chair
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a long time even though you're not supposed to or whatever.
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That's the main complaint about that and you know, errands, you know if you don't like
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the mesh you're not gonna like it.
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But anyway, I sat on enough errands to know that I don't like that, that I sit in weird
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positions and that digs in.
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So the M'Bai doesn't have that problem but that's one of the big things that the various
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reviews I've read including the wire cutter said about the gestures that it's even better
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in that the entire bottom cushion is very large and all the edges are not just fabric
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covered but also kind of squishy so you can sit in all sorts of weird positions with your
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limbs draped off at all different angles and no place will you have your circulation cut
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So I am still interested to try a gesture I just need to find somewhere where I can
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one so that I can return it if I want to because the gesture is a $1,000 chair instead of a
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$1,300 one, but still pretty expensive.
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Yeah. Also, if anybody's looking to get these things for less money, for a better deal,
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there's a couple things you should know. First of all, I heard, I should probably verify
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this, but I haven't verified this, but I heard when I was shopping for mine that if you don't
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buy new from an authorized reseller, Herman Miller's warranty does not apply to you. So
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If you're buying from a used sale or a discount site,
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be careful with that.
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I would say do some research
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to figure out if that's true or not.
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Secondly, if you're buying an Aeron used,
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or anywhere for that matter,
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what John just described about the front lip
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digging into your knees, if you don't sit on it just right,
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is exacerbated by the fact
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that it comes in three different sizes.
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So make sure if you're buying an Aeron,
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look up what the sizes are
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and make sure you're buying the right size for you.
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If you buy one that is too large,
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that will dig into your knees way more than it should.
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Most people who find the Aeron uncomfortable
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were sitting in one that was the wrong size for them.
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Fortunately, if you go for the Embody,
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which I think you should,
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there's a reason why it was the kind of sequel to the Aeron,
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it's better.
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But if you go with the Embody, you don't have that problem,
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that's why the Embody only comes in one size,
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'cause it's just a better design.
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The Aeron takes a lot of adjustment to be good
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to fit you well, the Embody doesn't really have much of anything that can be adjusted
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and comes in exactly one size. And it's great and it fits almost everybody really well.
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And that size is fat ass basically. Like this seat, if you want your butt to feel small,
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sit in an Embody because the bottom of the seat is just tremendous. Like you need, I
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do not have the bottom to fill this seat. I feel inadequate to the task of filling this
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seat with my butt.
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'Cause it is wide.
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I have like six inches on either side of me here.
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It's a big seat.
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- You got some work to do, Joe.
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- Yeah, I'm working on it.
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I'll just keep getting down.
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I almost ate an entire pint of Häagen-Dazs last night,
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so I'm working on it.
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You're on your way.
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- Man, the Aeron chair looks pretty dated to me now.
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It was so iconic for the time that now it looks like 2004.
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- Yeah, and again, the Aeron had some innovations.
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I feel like the mesh is an innovation
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because of the breathability and stuff,
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but some aspects of it are just not,
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like the lumbar support, that's not great.
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Like that little, oh, well, you get this thing
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for more money that shoves a plastic lump in your back.
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That's not well considered.
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- That thing never, or like a lot of people
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will put these weird headrests on them too.
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- Yeah, you can get headrests for the body too.
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You get headrests for everything.
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Like, no, then you're in a dentist chair.
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That feels weird to me.
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yeah, that never worked out for me like in all in, especially
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like in the tumbler office. There were always like a
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million different errands around like of like different
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eras and sizes that were bought because it was a shared office
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for most for all the time. I was there so like it was there
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were like twenty five different errands in the office that were
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all bought at different times, and so they were in various
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stages of like adjustment from previous people who had worked
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there and everything else. It was always like this bizarre
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combination of weird chairs and yeah, none of them. I can
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like I finally found the one that fit me right in the office
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and like it was like a red state situation like
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occasionally like when somebody would be in the office and
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like take my chair to some other desk and would like put
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some other chair back at my desk when they were done. I
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would notice immediately like where's where's my chair like
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this is a problem when I was when I was out for work during
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the summer like we moved all everyone in the whole building
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did another. You know we move all the time over anyway. We
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- I did some kind of shuffle.
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And I, as I always do, put labels on my chair.
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So like, this is my chair or whatever.
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And I came back to like set up my new stuff at my new desk
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and to put them on a new keyboard tray,
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like two days into my long break, my chair was there.
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And then I came back at the end of the summer
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to come back for good, chair was gone.
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I'm like, what? - No.
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- Like, I wanna know what my coworkers,
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I said, like I said to them, and they're like,
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watch my chair and like, ha ha, yeah, John and his chair.
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No, seriously, you should have watched my chair
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I had to search the entire floor and to go into every conference room and eventually I found that it was like it was totally
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Like missed you guys both played missed. I
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Yeah, I played it for like 10 minutes
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So I didn't actually be there anything everyone in the chat room who hasn't played miss close your ears is a miss spoiler
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It was just like missed in it. I thought I had spoiled missed in 2017. I totally can
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I thought I had checked every single conference room for my chair and it's easy to recognize
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And I recognized, guess what, it's the one with no arms on it, right?
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It's a particular variety of chair.
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It's an older variety of chair, because I've been at the company for a long time.
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But it's the only one in the office with no arms on it, so it should be easy to find.
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And I checked everywhere, and I was like, asking people around, "Have you seen my chair?"
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Like, where could it have gone?
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It was, you had to go into one of the more serious conference rooms, and then turn around
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and look at the door you came through, and against the wall next to the door, hidden
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behind a thing, right?
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Because you just go into a room, and you don't think to turn around and look at the door
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where you just came through. That's where it was. It was like behind the open door to
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the conference room. You come and you open the door and the door blocks your view of
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the chair. And I found it. And this is after I feel bad. This is after I took one of the
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chairs of a similar model and removed the arms. I said, I'm going to make a new facsimile
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of my old chair. But it wasn't the same. Like it was a similar model, but not exactly the
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same model. And I couldn't remember, like my butt's been in that chair at work for eight
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I've got eight years of butt time in that chariot hours a day.
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So thank God I found it.
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And I remember when I found it that I had to put like puffy stickers of animals on it
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to even further reinforce that it's mine, like on the back of it.
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So it is totally my red stapler work.
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If I could chain it to my desk, I would.