235: Notch-Savvy
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I didn't see you out there swimming in the waves. In fact, I've never seen you swimming in them.
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There's a reason for that.
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That's the next level of your beach education, learning how to swim in the ocean.
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Yeah, that's unlikely. Because the ocean is full of things that eat you and stuff.
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They're not going to eat you, it's fine. Don't you see all the people playing? They live, they go back to their homes, it's fine.
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Most of them.
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Yeah, every day, every day. The jellyfish are just taking people.
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So we haven't spoken to each other in like a week and a half, two weeks, something like that.
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But we are back together again, back on the normal schedule.
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We'll be back on the normal schedule, as far as we know, for at least a little while.
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Probably until the holidays start picking up.
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And, you know, if things are gonna go back to normal, we have to do what we always do.
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And that is your favorite segment, and mine, and especially Jon's.
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-Ask ATP? -Yeah, that's it.
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No, it's follow-up.
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So, we are starting with the streaming music iPod shuffle-like thing, which is apparently
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something that Spotify—I don't know if it's—is it First Party?
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I don't know.
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Anyway, it's a thing that's for Spotify that's called Mighty, which is a peculiar name, that
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is basically an iPod shuffle, but for Spotify, from what I've gathered.
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So John, can you tell me a little more about this?
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Everybody sent us links to this thing, and eventually The Verge picked it up, too, so
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That's what we'll link in the show notes because we're talking about placing the market for
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something like an iPod shuffle.
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But this doesn't really qualify because first of all it's not 50 bucks, it's 85.
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Second it does not have cell data access, it only has Wi-Fi and Bluetooth.
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So you know we're saying last show, was it last show?
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Maybe the show before.
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Eventually you'll be able to make one of these for 50 bucks that can just stream music.
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We're not there yet, but this one definitely looks like
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Doesn't look like an iPod shuffle. It looks like a
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Fisher Price version
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It's probably better
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This is the thing I was annoying about the shuffles that it's so minimal and you needed to like
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Feel your hand on it to do like a volume up or down or next previous track, right?
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You could find the middle button pretty well
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But because it was a circle trying to make sure that you're hitting up on the circle instead of right or left
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Which could be very bad if you're in the middle of a podcast especially before they got the software updated or if your track got
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Rude wasn't marked as a podcast and iTunes and it was just a song and you hit the button and just lose your place entirely
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You couldn't feel with your finger. What is up and what is down?
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This was a little bit better because the center thing is a square so you could feel the flat edge anyway
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It's just another coincidence of a product that is kind of like what we're talking about but not really like it
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So we'll come back in ten years
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- All right, Marco, tell me about audio bit depth,
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because apparently we got that ever so slightly wrong.
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- Well, I wouldn't say that.
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- Oh, here we go.
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- So last year we had some discussion about
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whether Apple should or ever will sell
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higher resolution music, you know,
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so like the audiophile world loves high bit rate,
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high sample rate music like 24, 192, and stuff like that.
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So Amaya Matra writes in to say,
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"Well, I understand high resolution audio
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"and for everybody, I was disappointed that you guys
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"get the basic terminology wrong.
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"Given the technical bias of your show and audience,
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"a follow-up item addressing the difference
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"between bit depth and bit rate would be appreciated."
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So bit rate is how many bits an encoding scheme
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is using usually per second to encode the total music.
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So in a lossy scheme, this basically, like MP3,
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there would be like 128 kilobits per second.
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And that is just like the quality level
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of the music that you're getting.
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it's how many bits it will allocate to representing it,
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and usually the more bits you allocate to it,
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the higher quality you can achieve
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and the less you have to throw away.
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Bit depth is basically talking about
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how precise the samples are.
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You know, everybody can kind of picture
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what a wave looks like, you know,
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that's how sound waves come in
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and are represented in the uncompressed form.
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This actually doesn't apply to things like MP3
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quite the same way because the way
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the sound is represented is different,
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but basically when you're looking at just a pure waveform,
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and the way that's represented in like a lossless file
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or a wave or AIFF.
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Every sample of audio, so you have a sample rate
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of like 44,100 samples per second
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or whatever else represented as hertz,
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every one of those samples, it's representing
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the amplitude of that wave as a number.
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And the bit depth is the precision of those numbers.
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So if it's 16-bit like CDs, then that is represented
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by a 16-bit signed integer.
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If it's 24-bit, you have more bits.
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if it's usually, I think a 24, or I think beyond 24,
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I think it's always float,
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and you have floating point representations.
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And the reason these matter is that
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as you're encoding the music to these samples,
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you have to fit a number, the value that you're getting
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from the analog or whatever,
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you have to fit the value of that into this many bits
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of a number per sample.
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And so there's a certain degree of rounding that happens,
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and a certain degree of error that's introduced
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as part of that rounding.
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If you only have 16 bits, then that kinda limits
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your resolution of how precise of a number
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you can represent there.
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And so there's all sorts of complicated things
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that go on in DAX and ADCs about basically
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how you round the numbers in such a way
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to minimize the error or to hide the error
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in different noise patterns and everything else.
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As you increase the error rate,
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you increase the noise floor.
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So you reduce the signal to noise ratio,
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that's the difference between the loudest sound you can hear
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and the quietest sound that can be represented,
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but you know, below the noise floor.
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So you basically increase like the hiss level
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at the very bottom of the track.
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The reason why audio files freak out about this
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is because when you go from 16 bit to 24 bit,
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which is where they usually go,
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the noise floor does drop considerably.
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There's a great Wikipedia article titled
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Audio Bit Depth, you should check it out.
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Basically the noise floor at 24 bits for bit depth
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is 144 decibels, and at 16 bits, the regular CD standard,
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it's only 96.
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So that's a pretty big difference.
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However, the reason this doesn't really matter
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for the most part is that 96 decibels
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of signal to noise ratio covers the human audible
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hearing range pretty well.
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The actual human audible hearing range
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is something like 120 decibels.
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It varies per person a little bit,
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but it's around 120 decibels.
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So it actually isn't representing
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the entire human audible hearing range,
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but it's like you don't want to turn your speakers up
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so loud that you're actually damaging your eardrums.
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Like the human hearing range can go much higher in volume
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than what you actually should ever be listening to
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on a sustained basis.
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Like that's like a rock concert
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or a jet airplane flying overhead or things like that.
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If you listen at any reasonable length
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to something that loud, you're gonna damage your hearing
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pretty quickly, permanently.
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So, 96 decibels of signal to noise ratio,
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which is what you get from CD quality 16-bit audio,
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is good enough upon listening.
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Where it matters is if you are editing,
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if you're recording, like I record my end of the show
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as 24-bit, I record audio as 24-bit whenever I can,
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or as float even, whenever I can,
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which is 32-bit usually, because when you're editing,
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you're changing the numbers, you're processing the audio.
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And so if you have rounding error, over time that could add
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up after you apply a certain number of like filters
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or adjustments or anything like that.
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And then that 96 decibels of noise floor that was in the
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original signal, once you process it a few times
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and you're rounding off the numbers a few more times,
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you might actually have more error in the signal than that.
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And the noise floor might start to become audible.
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So where higher bit rate audio makes sense is in mastering
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and editing and recording.
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But the final shift version that you release to the public
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or the version that you, the listener, are listening to
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doesn't need to be more than 16-bit
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for almost any reason whatsoever.
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- All right.
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- Sorry. - Well, that solves that.
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It's as though, Marco, that you really care about audio.
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I don't understand where this comes from.
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- If you want, also, there's a wonderful video
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that explains a lot of this.
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There's a guy, Monty, I think his full name
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is Chris Montgomery.
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He is either the guy or one of the people
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who invented the Ogg Vorbis audio codec.
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and he has a lot of great explainers out there
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about basically like why you don't need
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higher than CD quality audio as a listener.
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And explains a lot of that stuff.
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I learned a lot from that and some other research,
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but we'll put both these links in the show notes,
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both that video and the Wikipedia article
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on audio bit depth.
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- Excellent.
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So we had a couple of thoughts,
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or listeners had a couple of thoughts
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about the iPhone Pro Notch.
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And I'm embarrassed to admit that there's one thought
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that I didn't consider. So I'm in the camp that I think, not having seen anything of course,
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that it makes the most sense to kind of hide the notch. So hypothetically, the area adjacent to the
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notch would be all black, so it would all kind of blend together and it would just look like
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empty screen in the center, and it would look not too dissimilar from the way a phone looks today.
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But somebody, maybe it was one of you guys, thought, "Well, okay smart guy, what happens
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when you go landscape?
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And I don't have a good answer for that.
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So I'm really ashamed of myself
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that I didn't even think about this
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until I saw this in the show notes.
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So Marco, what do you think about what happens
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when you put this supposed phone in landscape?
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- So obviously it depends on like
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how they handle the notch in the UI.
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If the notch is basically hidden
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and you just have like status bar black on left and right
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and then you have like a square window below it
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that takes up the rest of the screen,
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which as I mentioned previously,
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that's what I kinda hope they do.
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If that's what they do, then I think it's pretty easy.
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In landscape, you just leave those little strips black
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and you don't use them at all.
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That's probably not what they will do.
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I have a feeling what they actually will do is
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shove translucent UI under those
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and have ways to actually use it
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in a way that might be kind of awkward.
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Now in landscape, the only reason I think anybody
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used their phones in landscape,
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I think probably the big ones are watching video,
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although even that, a lot of people watch it
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in portrait anyway, just because that's how they are used
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to holding their phones.
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Also, certain games play in landscape,
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although again, I think the most successful ones
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play in portrait on the phone.
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And then the other thing is, I guess,
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when you're taking video or shooting with the camera,
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you might rotate it.
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So all those things could, they could make ways
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to use the notch in a few clever ways,
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like maybe a game could show some controls in there,
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maybe the camera can shove some controls in there.
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But I have a feeling most of what we're gonna see
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is basically going to be in landscape,
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the notch just becomes black and you don't see it at all.
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- Yeah, I think you can't do anything
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with the notch in landscape
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because anything that you would think of doing
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would represent data loss to the content.
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In portrait, the status bar is not your content,
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it's part of the UI.
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So you can do whatever dance you wanna do
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with the status bar, whether it hides in there
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or the status bar is below or whatever, but if you're in landscape and you're doing video
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or something, even if the OS lets you go edge to edge and use the notches, what if you want
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to see what's under the camera things?
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It's like, oh, something's in my way.
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I can't see what the camera's shooting there.
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Maybe that's not important.
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What was it?
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There was something that I was angry about.
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Oh, I think it was like QuickTime Player many years ago, maybe still now.
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I don't know.
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I still use QuickTime Player 7.
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At one point, Apple, I believe Apple, released a video player, I think it was the QuickTime
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player, that would show video in a window with rounded corners.
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And it was like, "Don't chop off the corners, there's video in those corners."
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Well, not that there's a lot of video, but there is video there.
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And you're just like, "No, you don't need to see that, because it's more important for
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this window to have rounded corners than for you to see the video that's in that corner."
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And I know it's a small thing, but just on the principle, it's like, if you do that,
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I don't even have the option to see what's under the notch, right?
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So I think you have to just when you go into landscape, I feel like the OS should just
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enforce entirely.
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Maybe games can come up with something clever to do, like little men climb on the notch,
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Or the notch is like a little gun turd or something.
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But beyond that, that'd be awesome.
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I mean, yeah, because you can incorporate it and be fun, but it would only work in this
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one model of phone.
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It's just so much safer to say when it goes in landscape.
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Forget about the notch.
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We don't light up the pixels on either side of it.
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The thing is just, you know, it's just a straight line
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down the edge.
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I also saw, by the way, another mock-up image a while ago
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showing screen real estate-wise, what do you
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get with the edge-to-edge phone.
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And I know this can't be true because this one's
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got to be wider than the iPhone 7 II,
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but it was like basically trying to say you don't really
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get any new space because all the new pixels on the bottom
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are taken up essentially with the home button area
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and whatever they're gonna do there.
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And this thing was assuming that like the UI nav bar
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wasn't gonna throw stuff there.
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And at the top, you've got the notch
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and then you got a little sliver of space
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and then you've got the normal iPhone size screen
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in between those two things.
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And a little sliver of space was like,
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look like a little status bar.
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So the idea was that,
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I guess if you had a non optimized
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for iPhone pro application,
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it would show its status bar below the notch
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in the traditional way,
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because between the bottom of the notch
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and the top of the software home button area
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would be a screen that is the same resolution
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as some existing iPhone.
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Anyway, that's the impression I got from this image.
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But the more I think about it,
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the more I think that can't possibly be the case
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because at the very least it should be wider
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than the other stuff.
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But it would be weird if there was like
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a backward compatibility mode for unmodified apps
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that were not like notch savvy.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, they could, they,
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'cause they, you know, and he was like,
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Apple wouldn't do that, it's inelegant.
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They took, they, you know, phone apps run at 2X
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on your iPad to this day, and it looks terrible.
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And they zoom things that have not been updated
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for the iPhone 5 form, but like,
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in the past they've done that,
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and it's been a good choice, because like,
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look, if people don't update their apps,
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we'll make them run as close as possible
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to the way they used to run.
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So the app has no idea that it's running
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on a totally new, weird phone.
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It just looks a little bit strange,
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but it's completely compatible,
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because we don't do anything weird.
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And I can imagine that happening with this new phone,
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which will be bad, but I guess it'll motivate people
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to incorporate the notch into their applications.
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- Fair enough.
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Now why bother having the notch in the first place?
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- Again, this is one of my thoughts.
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Why are we doing this?
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We have a notch, like the edge to edge screen.
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All right, yeah, we want to have an edge to edge screen,
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but why do we have to have a notch to that?
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You can go all the way to the left edge,
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all the way to the right edge,
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and all the way to the bottom edge.
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All you had to do is not go all the way to the top edge.
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Instead of having a notch,
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you have a presumably very thin little forehead.
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It would still be a quote unquote edge to edge screen
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as compared to all iPhones previously
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which had very large chins and foreheads, right?
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The notch is asymmetrical
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and so would the skinny little forehead version.
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but it's less asymmetrical, John, the notch, I mean.
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- Well, but the whole point is there's something on top
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that's not on the bottom,
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whether it's a skinny thing that's on top, anyway.
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And it would just eliminate an entire class
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of weird solver problems.
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So presumably Apple has done a lot of work in the OS
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and in the frameworks, figuring out the answers
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to all these questions that we're just guessing at now.
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They've figured out answers to all of these.
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They've decided what they're gonna do
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in all these different cases, tested applications,
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test the new API so you can be notch savvy
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and do all this stuff, right?
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All of that work would go away
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if they just made the notch go from edge to edge,
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but I guess the phone wouldn't look as cool.
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And then, you know, I don't know,
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like does anyone else have a notch?
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Is Apple gonna be the first notch?
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I know there are phones out there
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that already look like edge to edge screen,
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but with a little skinny forehead.
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So maybe Apple just didn't wanna look like that.
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- Can't innovate anymore, my ass.
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- This would be one of those things where
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if Apple was like other companies
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And like, you could, they have like interviews
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with the designers, like you get the whole team
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that designed the new iPhone and they'd have to do
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a big article and like wired or something and be like,
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tell me about your motivation for designing that.
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And they would like explain why they went with the notch.
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Right? But we never get those reasons.
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Just like, this is the phone, here it is.
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Maybe there's a sentence and a keynote about it,
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which Apple will never ever elaborate on.
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And like, so we just, we just have to wait 20 years
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for the tell all books, but it's a bit of a head scratcher
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for me because I think it looks cool with the notch.
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I think there's gonna be some interesting possibilities
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there, but it is a heck of a lot of work.
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And it seems like a stop gap.
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Like are we gonna have notches forever?
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Presumably whatever tech issues necessitate the notch
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will diminish over time.
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Either you're able to embed those sensors someplace else,
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or you'll be able to make such a skinny forehead
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that it won't even be a forehead,
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and it'll just be like the thing goes to edge to edge.
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I don't know, this is not the permanent state of all,
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Like will all future iPhones have notches
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for the next seven years?
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There's just gonna be notches from here to there,
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but they're doing all this work with the OS and everything.
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It would seem like a waste if it's just like,
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remember that time we rejiggered all the frameworks
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in the OS for this one phone,
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and it was the only one that ended up having a notch?
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I don't know.
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We'll find out in the fall, I guess.
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- Yeah, this is why what I want to happen,
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although I don't think this is what will happen again,
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but what I want to happen here is
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I want the notch to basically be invisible in the software.
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Like, I want it to just have a status bar on left and right.
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Then you get the extra 20 point height
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that the status bar would have taken up in the main screen.
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You can shove that up into this little side area
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where there is no center, but you can rearrange status bar,
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and the application frame is just everything below that.
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I would love that that was the solution.
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I don't want, as a user and as a programmer of apps
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for this thing, and as a designer of the app,
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I do not want to have to deal with the notch.
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I think it will be clunky and weird
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and I think it will look weird as a user.
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I'm not looking forward to that at all
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and I do think it looks like an inelegant hack
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and if Samsung would have released that notch
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and Apple didn't, we'd make fun of them for it.
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That's exactly the kind of thing where we'd be like,
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oh, you guys are bad at design, look at this stupid notch.
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Just like the flat tire Moto 360 watch.
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We made fun of that relentlessly.
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Everyone in Apple World did
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because that was like a bad design hack
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to get around a physical shortcoming.
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I don't see how the notch is any different.
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That looks like a bad design hack
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to get around a physical shortcoming to me.
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Again, we'll see what happens
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when we see the final software,
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but I really do not want the UI in any way
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to wrap around that except the status bar
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in a way that you barely even notice.
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But because of that leaked image from the HomeBot firmware
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showing that notch as like the recognizable iconic shape
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of this phone, that's the reason I'm concerned
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that they're not doing it that way.
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- That would just be the lock screen, like you said.
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- It may, yeah, maybe just the lock screen.
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That wouldn't be too bad.
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But if it's any other parts of the UI,
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like if they scroll translucent bars under there
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or anything like that, I really,
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I don't think I'm going to like that.
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Again, that seems like a bad design hack, not good design.
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- So people in the chat room are posting pictures
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of, of course, Android phones
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that have their own little notches.
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The one they're showing here is a very tiny notch
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It just wraps around one little front-facing camera because obviously the, you know, why
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does the new phone supposedly have a notch instead of just this little tiny button-like
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Because it's got to have more than just a camera there.
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Maybe it'll have two front-facing cameras.
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Certainly it's got the IR sensor for depth of the face stuff.
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Like who knows what's in that notch.
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But it can't be as small as this.
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But anyway, as in all things, Android phones have done it first.
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So I think actually Simpsons did it first, Jon.
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That's right.
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"Did it" is the line. "Opera did it first" is that joke, so I think Opera wins this one.
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Thank you. Did you really just well actually me?
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You sure did. The sad part is he's right.
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No, just that this is another in the pattern we've seen for a couple of years now, like
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a company will change some part of its product, either the features or the business model
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They were taken by surprise by how angry people were about a particular thing, and they were
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reassure people that like we're not gonna you know the description thing is
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not going to take away your ability to have all your stuff locally you don't
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have to use the cloud so on and so forth so looks like they are doing the right
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things yeah I saw a lot of feedback about this a lot of people talked about
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well if if everything goes subscription then I'm not gonna have any money for
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anything anymore and I don't know I feel like we should address that perhaps
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again. I don't know, did we talk about this before? I think Marco covered it the last time we talked
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about it. I agree. It's fresh in my memory because I listened to those shows just recently to catch
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up on them. But yeah, like, I mean, it's kind of a slippery slope argument, but so far it hasn't
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happened. And there's a natural counterbalance, which is, well, if people don't like it, they
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won't buy it. And if they don't buy it, people won't do it. Like, so it's, you know, there's,
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there aren't many forces in the mix here that are going to cause this dystopia to
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happen despite the fact that users don't want it. Like it's possible for there to
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be countervailing forces for example if Apple said hey guess what the only way
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you could sell applications in the app course is subscription but that that's
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not the way things are so it's not not time to be worried about it now. Don't
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like it don't buy it. Exactly exactly what I was gonna say if something if
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If something that you like but don't love suddenly becomes subscription, then guess
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You have an option, which is not to get a subscription.
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That's okay.
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The one thing I will say, though, is that if an app goes from not subscription to subscription,
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there's no way around that that's going to happen from time to time.
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And that is tough, right?
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Because here it is, you thought you paid for something in some cases that you would have
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for a while, although you should not have expected that you have it forever.
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And then the cost changes.
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And that's a bummer like I don't mean to be sarcastic at all about that that really is a bummer
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But there's different trade-offs to like that one person who said like what if I lose my job
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I don't want to also lose all my programs because I can't afford to pay their monthly bills anymore
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Well, you know that's the smile I wait for lose my job
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I don't want to lose cable TV because I can't afford the bill anymore
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Well, you know I was like well
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I need the software to do my job like there presumably every single application in an entire category won't be subscription
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Right, or even if it is maybe they'll have varying subscriptions and right now the subscriptions are like three bucks a month
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So I feel like if you can't script either three dollars a month
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You have much bigger problems than not being able to use your graphics program to produce spec work
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Which you shouldn't be doing anyway to get your next job. So anyway
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In times of hardship many things are difficult
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From paying your rent to your food your health insurance
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Your software licenses are just another one of those potential things that could be a problem
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But, you know, if there's a need for this, and if this is a real problem, someone will
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fill it by selling a program for a fixed price and, you know, selling upgrades in the traditional
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way or going out of business because they can't sustain their one application.
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But hey, you've got it until it stops working.
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I mean, there's always options, too.
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Like, you know, look at what, like, high school kids and college kids and people in developing
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countries, like, there's a lot of markets of people who can't afford a bunch of software
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licenses or subscriptions, and they find other options.
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Piracy maybe is not the best option,
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but it's certainly a widespread one.
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A much better option is free software alternatives.
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Almost every kind of task you can do in a computer today
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has some kind of free software alternative
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to the big name one.
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Photoshop, Illustrator, audio processing stuff,
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almost all these big creative apps or productivity apps,
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they almost all have freeware alternatives,
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free open source, if not just free alternatives.
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And not to mention, all the stuff built into the OS
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these days or doing things on iOS and Android where the apps cost very, very little money
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usually and usually you buy it once if anything and it's free and you can do a lot of free
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stuff there or do a lot of inexpensive stuff there with tools that are really good these
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days. There's lots of options now. I think the "I can't afford all my software subscriptions"
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is mostly a complaint from people who very much
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can afford them and are just looking for a reason
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to be upset about a pricing change.
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Because when you change the business model,
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that's when people get upset.
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It matters a lot less what you change it to
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than the fact that you changed it and people feel
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maybe surprised or caught off guard by that
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or feel like they're being taken advantage of
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like after the fact you're changing the deal,
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you know, after the fact, you know, I know,
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pray you don't answer it further, et cetera.
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Again, I don't think this is a real issue.
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I don't think this is something that anybody
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is actually facing hardship over in any real numbers.
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This is people complaining who very much can't afford it
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and are just mad.
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And for the people who truly can't afford it,
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there's lots of great options out there
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that are either inexpensive or free.
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And many of them are built into the OS you already have
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and whatever isn't, you can get in your app store of choice
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or your online repository of software of choice
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for very little money or nothing usually.
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Because this is not like, people have used computers
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without paying for things on them for a very long time.
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And this is a solved problem in so many ways.
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- All right, Giaro wants to know,
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is there any reason not to use
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the built-in calibration tools on the Apple TV?
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You can get to that from the Apple TV settings,
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audio and video calibrate.
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- You can use them, but they're terrible.
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I mean, like they're,
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- Of course you can. - They're not terrible,
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they're limited.
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I think that all it does is like screen bounds and maybe like one other thing.
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Like it doesn't do all the color, white balance, grayscale, brightness, contrast, you know,
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it doesn't do all that stuff.
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If they want to improve that in the future versions of UEOS it would be great, but the
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current one and I believe the one in the betas is still just very limited.
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It's better than nothing so by all means do it and so you can see if you're in a casey
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like situation where you're missing half the pixels on your screen because not half,
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but some portion of the pixels on your screen because you have your thing in overscan mode.
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And that may make you sad to know that, but beyond that you still need a calibration app.
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All right, apparently Samir Mizrahi listens to our show, or at least that's what I'm going
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to claim, because mere weeks, maybe even a few days after we had discussed how frustrating
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it is to hear the first song in your library every time you reconnect via Bluetooth, this
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individual has released a single on iTunes called A A A A A Very Good Song. And it is
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a little less than 10 minutes of silence because apparently any more than 10 minutes and iTunes
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charges you for a whole album. And the idea is because it's a space, a space, a space,
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a space, a space, very good song, it is very likely to be the very first song in your library.
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So every time you plug in your phone
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or start Bluetooth or what have you,
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you don't hear the same, in my case,
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track by Aliyah every single time.
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So this is an absolutely brilliant solution
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to a problem that none of us should really have.
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- My favorite thing about this is
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how far up the charts it was climbing.
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Like, we saw some articles about it here and there.
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I don't have anything handy, unfortunately,
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'cause I'm a slacker on vacation.
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But it was noticeably ranking
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the iTunes top singles chart somewhere.
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Why do you not allowed to start with like a space or you know a punctuation character
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or a number all the other things that would have sorted before the A's because I feel
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like now now this is now you've started a war now for who can be the earliest right
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no don't get that AA track you need my track which is one one one oh don't get mine it's
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it's space space space exclamation point anyway um well I feel like that's kind of like a
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like a million dollar homepage problem.
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Like anybody else who tries the same thing is not going to get anywhere.
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Yeah, I'm just saying for sorting purposes, not for like actually selling the thing.
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But you know, everyone sent us this obviously, but it doesn't solve the problem at all.
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In fact, I think it makes it worse.
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The fact that it's silent makes it worse because if I had this track, I would be like waiting
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and thinking, "Am I hearing the silent track or is it just taking a long time to start
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overcast in the background. And like, you know, the problem is not I keep hearing the first,
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you know, few notes of a song, because the alphabetically first song in my playlist I like,
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it's a good song, and I'm not sick of it because I never listened to the whole thing. I'm frustrated
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by the fact that it has picked the wrong source. And by the way, after I said like, "Oh, most of
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the time it does the right thing, maybe 15% of the time I get the wrong thing," this thing has taken
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revenge on me in my last like 50 trips in the car. 100% of the time it has started playing
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music even if I was just playing. I don't know if it's the overcast beta is crashing or I don't know
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what the hell's going on but anyway it's really bad for me. Wait there is no current beta you
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should be using the app store version. Well maybe that's the problem do I have a little dot next to
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overcast on my phone? Let me see. That's a bug dot right now. I do have a dot next to it. Oh get rid
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of that. All right anyway maybe that's my problem but either way this this track would not solve my
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problem and I mean what it should really be is a voice that says it happened again.
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You thought different audio would be playing but instead it's playing the song from your
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Pull over safely and then fiddle with your phone.
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Don't try to do it while you're driving because you'll run somebody over or you'll die.
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But then you'd be sick of hearing that.
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Bottom line is there is no safe track to put there and I don't think the silent one solves
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the problem.
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I think it makes it worse.
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But more power to this person for selling people the sounds of silence.
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All right, A, I don't know how to sell music on iTunes, but can we cut that out and actually
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And then B, the way to solve this, I know we have some listeners inside of Apple.
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I don't know how high up they go, but the way to solve this is to somehow get a hold
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of Johnny Ives or Tim Cook's iPhone and sync a single track to it that is a renamed version
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of some very annoying song that is renamed to be like A-A-A-A-A.
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I don't know the the the possibilities are endless of what's on this could be
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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You know, something that would really drive the most.
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This problem will get solved in the next version of iOS.
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- Phil's car will just be,
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"Can't innovate more of my ass on a loop."
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- Oh, my word.
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So we actually did get some feedback about this,
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and this individual wrote to say,
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"Bluetooth has two major ways to start playback in a car.
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"The good old simple play command
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"and a newer set of advanced browsing commands
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"that allows the car to control the apps
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"and navigate the media library on the phone.
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With a play command, the active media player is chosen by the phone, and that from time
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to time gets a little buggy.
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According to this person, it is quite likely that this whole little subsystem was written
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by one person who may have then been moved somewhere else within Apple, and who even
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But with the new browsing stuff, then the car can decide how it wants to select, you
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know, like the active media player and a playlist and an album and blah blah blah.
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And so now you're letting the car make choices that it probably shouldn't be making.
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And so that makes everything a little bit dodgy.
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So this is surely in part Apple's fault, but it is not by necessity entirely Apple's fault,
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depending on the car, depending on how it's connecting, etc. etc. etc.
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'cause they get physically uncomfortable in our ear canals.
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I find them far less sweaty than regular headphones in the summertime
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And they're even IP IP 55 certified for water-resistant
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So you can you can run with them in the rain or you can just sweat all over them all gross and it's totally fine
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I have found that I use these more than any other headphones in the summertime
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In fact, I'm on vacation right now for a few weeks and I brought only these headphones for walking
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All other portable headphones I've left at home because I will I only want to use these here because I'm walking a lot
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I'm using these multiple hours a day. I'm sweating a lot
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I'm sometimes using them in the rain and it's totally fine
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And the great thing about it is that because nothing blocks your ears at all
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You hear the whole world around you so you can be walking or you know
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Maybe cycling or running where you really want to hear the world around you for safety reasons or just to enjoy it and you need
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Something that doesn't block your ear and that's what bone conduction is great at
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It's also great if you want to listen around the house, you know
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If you want to like take a phone call because you know
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These are obviously bluetooth they can do phone calls if you want to take a phone call with them
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And maybe you want to hear if anything happens in your house in the process you can do that, too
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And so if I'm honest the downsides here are they're not the best for sound quality and they don't get very loud if you're in
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A very loud environment because they're so open to the world if you're in like a lot like a subway station
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These wouldn't be the pick for you
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But they're amazing for walking around outside, for any kind of exercise use, for around the house,
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and anywhere, anything you want, you want to hear the world around you. That's where the
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Aftershocks are great. And again, they're so awesome for minimizing sweatiness too.
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Apparently Ask ATP is really a thing. John, I think you said you wanted it to be a thing
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and Marco you might have said the same. Apparently it's a thing.
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Well the question is where does it go? Does it go after follow up or does it go after
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topics? Or does it go in the after show? Where does it go?
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No, I think it goes after follow up. Yeah, that sounds good.
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I think that was right. Don't you feel like it's going to... you always
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don't want to keep us away from our topics if we have long ask ATP we're even less likely
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to get to topics.
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You know what we could do, Jon? Now stick with me here, I know this is wild, but we
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could have a little bit less follow-up.
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We just did. We just did do that.
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Are you sure? We've been recording 45 minutes.
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I didn't add an item about talking about bit depth for 20 minutes. That was Margot.
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That wasn't 20 minutes. Anyway, Cain asks, "How do you guys sync your home directories
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between your Macs, and I will go first, I don't.
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I use Dropbox for a handful of things, but generally speaking, it's all in the cloud,
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man, so who cares.
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Yeah, I don't sync my home directories, that's not a thing.
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I doubt many people do that.
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I think there used to be a way to...
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No, I'm thinking of the server thing, never mind.
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Anyway, what people do is they just use cloud stuff, whether it's iCloud Drive or Dropbox,
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and that's the stuff that syncs, but they don't sync their entire home directories,
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And it probably wouldn't be a good idea to sync your entire home directories, because
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probably in the library directory and your home directory, there's crap that is machine-specific,
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somewhere lurking in there, so you probably don't want to do a naive full sync of your
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entire home directory.
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And in general, sync is really hard to get right, and don't try to set up something yourself
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to do it, because you'll just end up hosing yourself and you'll be sad.
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Fair enough.
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This is a truly great question, which, outside of the obvious, I don't have a really good
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is from, let me get a full name if I can, Peter Cam. Peter Cam asks, "What's one piece of old tech
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that is still in use, not hidden in an attic, and I think he's really talking to you, Jon,
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due to superior qualities or retro joy? So for example, CRT TV, old video game consoles, iPods,
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etc. I will start again. The obvious answer to this is that I have a turntable that I still use
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almost daily. However, I just received that turntable as a Christmas present and it was
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brand new at the time. So it is old technology, however it is a new device. In terms of old
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technology that's still in use, I can't think of anything offhand. I'm sure there's something. I'm
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not debating that I have something barbaric and old that I still use, but darn if I can think of
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what it would be. So Marco went first last time. John, anything old that's outside of your attic?
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Was gonna say my plasma TV, but it's not superior quality anymore. It's not retro joy
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So I guess that's probably just the example of something old my consoles are probably it. I have a bunch of old consoles hooked up
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Journey on ps4 helps me not have to use my ps3 for that
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But if I want to play ego or shadow of the Colossus, I still have to use the ps3
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So it is still connected to my TV
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There's gonna be a ps4 port of shadow of the Colossus leaving only ego like my ps3 is hanging on
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Same thing with my Wii which is basically used to play GameCube games most of the time
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Almost all my old consoles are still hooked up
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It's kind of gonna be a shame when I eventually get a 4k TV because I doubt the 4k TV will have
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component video input to which I can connect my GameCube so I have to buy some kind of adapter and then I'd probably go and
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Don't even bother right same thing with the Wii. I have we is got component video going into my TV
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I would have to buy an adapter for that as well
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But for now, yeah, I got a lot of old consoles hooked up.
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- You know, I should point out that Marco
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is probably going to say the same thing I forgot about,
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which is I do have a mechanical watch
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that is also not terribly old,
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but I do like using it when I'm dressing up
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for something special.
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So now that I've stolen your thunder, Marco, what about you?
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- Honestly, that was what I was thinking of
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as the best thing I could say here.
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Most of the things that I use are,
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The things that I use that are actually quote old
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in tech terms are not old enough to be interesting.
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So I'll have an old speaker ramp for my desk or something,
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but that's an old desktop computer speaker ramp
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being like six years old.
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Or for a while I was using my first Fujitsu
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ScanSnap scanner, which I got about nine years ago,
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but I actually replaced that about last year
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because I was tired of replacing the rollers
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and the new ones were super fast
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and so I just got a new one.
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Yeah, for me, I think the best answer here
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is mechanical watches.
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It's not a very interesting answer
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and it's not a new answer
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for people who have heard me talk ever.
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So that's why I kinda wanted,
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I wanted to go with something better
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but I was not able to.
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I do have mechanical watches that are somewhat old.
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My oldest one is from 1968, so that's fairly old.
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So I guess that counts.
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Awesome. And that's the end of Ask ATP for this week. So let's move on to some topics.
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Johnny, are you really going to let me get away with this?
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So fast. It's a really quick one. It's a really quick one. That's another question.
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How many questions did we do? I just did three because that's how many I could put before I ran out of time before the show.
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So Chris Johnson, thank you Chris, writes in blah blah destiny two blah blah blah.
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Which destiny two class and subclass will you start with?
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with. Marco, you want to take that? How about NSObject and Subclass would be...
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How about NSMutableSet? I like that one a lot. You need to get on with the Swift Foundation classes here.
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Yeah, they dropped the NS prefix a while ago, man. Come on. So I'm going to do... I was a
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Warlock main in Destiny 1. I barely... I had a Titan that my son played and a
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Hunter that I barely played. I did level the Titan and Hunter up so they will be ported
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over to Destiny 2 along with my Warlock, but I'm going to be Warlock main in Destiny
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2 and I'm probably going to start with Dawnblade because it's the new one.
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Was any of that English? Because it didn't sound like it.
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People know. First episode of Ask ATP, a rousing success.
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No one else remembered about the thing and I had to rush to get the things in there in
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between trying to get my kids and my dog settled down before the show. Feel free to—I'm
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pulling from that same sheet—feel free to pull your own questions in there and throw
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them in the little section.
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You know, the right answer—which will never work—but the rightest answer is for each
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of us to pull our favorite question each week. But I guarantee Marco will forget and/or not
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care. And I give myself one chance in three of actually remembering.
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No, in the absence of anybody else, I will pull questions and throw them in there. But,
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You know, we wouldn't have the section at all if I hadn't remembered it, so.
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Oh, where would we be without you, Jon?
00:45:12
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And speaking of, Jon, tell us about this kerfuffle with Google and this diversity memo, which
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I'm not sure is even the right way to describe it.
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Yeah, this is old, kind of old news by now, but we haven't recorded it in a long time.
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And there, in the world of politics and discrimination, there is newer news, but it is not really
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tech related but this certainly is tech related it's a story that everybody probably knows by now
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the google employee wrote i don't know why they call it a memo i guess the old parlance wrote a
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big thing sort of talking to google internally saying we're all googlers here here's what i
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think about what the company's doing and here's my opinion on it so on and so forth and it caused a
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big stink we will put a link to the document in the show notes on the off chance that you haven't
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already read it it's not that long if you like oh it's 10 pages and the grand
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scheme of things it's not that long because we don't have pages in the web
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you just scroll and also what we'll have in the show notes are what I think are
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some of the best responses to the Google thing so anyway the game back to the
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story here being a chief summarized in chief and in the case of doing this the
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The upshot is that the person who wrote this was fired because it contained, I forget what
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the phrasing was, but it contained a bunch of ideas and opinions that are counter to
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the way Google operates and then people are angry that the person got fired and people
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argued on the internet about it and so on and so forth.
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Again, this is a well-covered story and I feel like if you don't know what we're talking
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about or don't or have only read one or two things about it, just read the five links
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that we put in there, I feel like you will have covered
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the range of how people are reacting to it.
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But on this show, what I wanted to talk about,
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you guys can feel free to take whatever angle
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you want on this thing, is the idea that people dismissed
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the memo, that people like read it and just didn't address
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it at all, didn't take it seriously,
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They just dismissed it out of hand.
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And a lot of people were angry about that, that like,
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why won't you engage with this?
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Why won't you talk about the idea?
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There's lots of yelling about like,
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someone said something bad about it,
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but you didn't even talk about any of the points
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that are in the memo.
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Like, why are you being so dismissive?
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And I understand where people are coming from with that,
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but I think there is an explanation,
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and it's a frustrating explanation,
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but it's something you encounter again and again.
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When I read that memo, nothing in it was new because I'd seen every idea put forward in
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the memo many, many times before because there weren't a lot of new ideas, there weren't
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any new ideas in there.
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Everything in there is something that someone else has said in a very similar form many,
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many, many, many, many times in the past.
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And if you enter any field, whatever it is, whether it's woodworking, programming, diversity,
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whatever it is, and you lay out all your opinions, but you are not an expert in the field, chance,
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especially if you say something controversial or you're addressing some point that is a
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point of contention, chances are very good that the people who have been arguing about
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this same topic and who have studied this topic and are just like are well versed in
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this topic, chances are very good that they've heard everything you're going to say before
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and they've argued about it amongst themselves for years and years and years.
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And so when you come out with this thing and they roll their eyes and dismiss you, it's
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because to them it's like the 900th time someone is saying these exact same things and they've
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already been discussed.
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it from the outside. It's like, why are you not addressing my points? I feel like I have
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important things to say here, and how can you just dismiss me? It's not a valid argument,
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obviously. Maybe I'm right and you're just afraid to address my blah blah blah. This
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is going to happen no matter what the topic is. And in some ways you have to recognize
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where you are in the range of knowledge about this topic. Do I have a PhD in this topic?
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I study this topic for 50 years and well versed in all the literature and like or am I just somebody who thought about this
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for the past year or two and has some ideas like
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You're never you know
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And maybe you say they shouldn't dismiss me and what they should do is if someone is a novice and says something that's been said
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Before then, please tell me point by laborious point
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Bring me up to speed on the state of the art in this area of study
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That's not a reasonable request because then it's like everybody who stumbles into a math forum and says I just think I
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I've you know, what about this and have you guys ever thought of that?
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They got to teach you all the math you need to know to get to the point
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You realize the thing that you're saying has been discussed many times before and like either proven or disproven or here the different, you know
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That's not a valid position
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I know a little bit about something and I have an opinion and here's this thing and they're like, oh well
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we've seen people say that thing a
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Million times we've already discussed it amongst ourselves and we already know what everyone else in the field thinks about this
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We don't have time to bring you up to speed on this entire field of study and that feels like you're being dismissed
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And so I understand why people are angry the guy who wrote it's angry about being dismissed people who?
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Sympathize with what is in the thing are angry that that this thing is dismissed. They feel like you know, you know, whatever
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It's being silenced. No one's taking him seriously, whatever now first of all, that's like that's an initial reaction
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But second all these links in the show notes show that that's not true that some
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some poor people
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went there and just went point by laborious point and tried mightily to explain, and these
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aren't even experts in the field for the most part.
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These are just people who happen to know a little bit more or have a little bit clearer,
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you know, train of thinking about this.
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Or really just even if they have no expertise in the field but have been around the block
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a few times and have argued on the internet a few times, they can say, "Listen, I don't
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even know anything about this subject, but I can tell you, Memo writer, that you have
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no idea what you're doing."
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You know, that even without knowing anything about this topic, I can see that your points
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don't connect and you're doing a bad job arguing this.
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And again, if you argued on Usenet in the 90s, if you argued in person in college campuses
00:51:46
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in the 80s and 70s and 60s, you know the person who wrote this memo.
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You know their thinking, you know what they're saying, you recognize their enthusiasm and
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And fervor and like it just, this is the thing about getting old.
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Like everything slows down and your hearing goes bad and your eyes get worse and just
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all sorts of bad things happen.
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But there's something to that wisdom thing.
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I mean, not wisdom, maybe it's just experience.
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Like that's why in all sorts of sci-fi things when there's some really old creature, like
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they're always just like, "Ugh."
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It's like you've seen it all, right?
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And I know that's like the worst thing.
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It's like, you know, that itself is a logical fallacy.
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Like you know, appeal to authority.
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You should trust me because I know a lot about this topic, but it's not what it is.
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It's more like just exhaustion.
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If pressed, if the fate of the universe depended on it, experts in the field could take this
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person into a room and over the course of the next 20 years educate them to the point
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where they understand what is wrong with this memo, right?
00:52:46
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And I feel like that should be the goal of a lot of, you know, if you trust that this
00:52:50
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is the case, and I'm not just like blowing smoke beer, but that the goal should be like,
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If you read this memo and you think that there are some good, solid points in there, your
00:53:01
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goal should be to learn more about it until you get on the same page with everyone else
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who sees this for what it is.
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Or learn so much about it that you actually reveal the real truth of it that nobody knows.
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But I can tell you this memo is not the real truth of it that nobody knows because this
00:53:20
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memo are the same tired ideas that have been discussed again and again and again by people
00:53:24
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and every single field related to this, right?
00:53:26
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And that, like, again, this is the meta point
00:53:32
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and people like, they don't wanna hear it
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and there's no way to convince them of it.
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And I'm not really here to convince people
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that this is the case, but like,
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that's why people get angry about it.
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That's why it feels frustrating.
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And I want, I'm trying to stay away from the topic itself
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because I want people to understand this is gonna be true
00:53:47
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when you come in and tell people
00:53:48
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about a particular kind of glue
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we're putting together remote control boats.
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And the remote control boat builders
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had discussions about this kind of glue 50 years ago,
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and they just roll their eyes and be like,
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"Look, I know it seems like that kind of glue
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is the kind of glue you wanna use.
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I know you have a lot of information
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that you think supports your idea
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that that kind of glue is the, trust me.
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We've been debating this glue for 50 years,
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and 25 years ago, we all came to this conclusion,
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and we revisit this topic from time to time
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to see if things have changed, but they haven't,
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and you're wrong, and we don't have time
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to explain to you laborious."
00:54:18
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And again, glue for model boats
00:54:20
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is much simpler than this topic, right?
00:54:23
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So that's my reaction as a tired old person who is beaten down by even worse things happening in the world, right?
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That I see this, I see the young person who is writing it, I know where that person is coming from,
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I know that person and I've seen, you know, these exact arguments on these exact specific topics and it is depressing
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to have to have this argument again. It's depressing that these tired ideas get any kind of traction and yet
00:54:51
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people go out of their way to do the hard work to explain to this person and to anybody who reads
00:54:58
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this and you know like to explain to the world like you know isn't that your job to educate me
00:55:03
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about blup not really but we're gonna do it anyway because we know it's you know it's it's
00:55:07
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we have to do something we can't just let it stand as it is so many many people did you know
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tried to explain what's wrong with this and i'm not going to try to explain it here because i feel
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like the problem with this topic a lot of times on the show is and any kind of haggis like this is
00:55:21
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I think what I described in the hypercritical days as having a slow-motion argument with the internet,
00:55:25
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a one-sided slow-motion argument with the internet where you'll say a bunch of stuff,
00:55:28
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but there's no one on the show who actually is there to disagree with you, so you can't
00:55:31
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actually have a debate. So you have to debate the hypothetical person who's out there, and then you
00:55:36
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put the podcast out into the world, and then you wait a week, and a bunch of people reply and say,
00:55:40
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"That's not what I think at all. Actually, I think X, Y, and Z." And then you
00:55:42
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debate those people's feedback, but then what about people who don't care about that topic
00:55:47
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anymore, it's just impossible to have a slow-motion debate with a hypothetical person.
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So that's why I'm trying to take this meta.
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And also because, like I said, I think there's some really good articles about this.
00:55:57
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And to be clear, this manifesto is totally bogus.
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The ideas embodied in it are not the right ideas.
00:56:06
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They are just, you know, explicable by all of the sort of—they're explicable by the
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experiences and the biases that the person who wrote it is bound to have had. And so I think this
00:56:21
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is a learning opportunity for everybody involved. Why did he get fired? Do you think you should have
00:56:24
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been fired? That's the, I guess the controversy thing. Yeah, I don't see how you can't fire him,
00:56:29
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because how can you have an employee in your company who thinks women on average are genetically
00:56:33
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less capable than men to do the job? Like, how can you have that person doing performance reviews or
00:56:39
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leading a team of people? Like, how can you have that? Like, if that's in people's secret hearts,
00:56:42
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and you don't know about it, fine.
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But if someone comes out and says,
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this is what I believe, you can't have that person
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doing performance reviews for women,
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what are you gonna do, have a segregated company
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and then segregate by everybody's biases?
00:56:52
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And nevermind that these are all at will employees,
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they can be fired for pretty much any reason,
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and misogyny is not a protected class, it's an idea.
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It's not like he's being fired
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because he's a pregnant woman, right?
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Yeah, guess what?
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If you call your boss a jerk every day
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and give him the finger, you're also gonna get fired.
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because people who call their boss a jerk
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and give him the finger are not a protected class.
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Like there are so many things you can do to get fired.
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This of all the things that Lisa's like pretty high minded
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in terms of things you're getting fired for, believe me,
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you can get fired for way stupider stuff
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because that's the way employment works.
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And so, but yeah, like there's, yeah, you have to fire it.
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And in fact, it probably should have been fired faster
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but I'm sure you gotta go through all the legal things
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or whatever.
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So anyway, I think I'm starting to get into the realm
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of where I'm gonna start having a slow motion argument
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with the internet, and I don't wanna do that.
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What do you two have to say about this?
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- I have very little to add,
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because you just did a really good job of covering it,
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and I also don't wanna get into the slow motion argument
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with the internet.
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The common people's grasp on what free speech
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protects them from is about as good as their grasp
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on fair use and copyright, which is not that good.
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- No copy intended?
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- No copyright intended, Marco.
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- So, yeah, I would, before making an argument
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about free speech, I would investigate
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with some basic research what free speech actually gets you
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and what is actually an assurance of what it actually means
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and what it doesn't mean.
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And yeah, Jon, I think he coded very well.
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I have to admit, I did not fully read James's memo
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or whatever it was, manifesto, whatever it was.
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You know, life is short, and I could tell pretty soon
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into it that this was not going to be worth the time
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that I was going to spend reading it, so I didn't.
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I decided to do anything else with my time,
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just had to read this, honestly, rear-end openings memo
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on what he thinks about people.
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So I decided not to.
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- Yep, same here.
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- He provided a summary at the top,
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although he called it a TLDR because he's an millennial.
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But yeah, the summary at the top,
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like you don't have to read the 10 pages.
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read the five, six point summary or whatever.
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It is a, I mean he wrote the summary himself.
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It is a fair encapsulation of the points made in the thing.
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You can look at only the summary and see,
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yep, no, I've seen this idiot before.
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Yep, I understand where he's coming from.
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- Yeah, no, I got about that far and then I was like,
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yeah, this is, and then once, I thought that was the memo.
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And then once I saw that was simply the summary,
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I was like, oh my God, close tab.
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That's it, I'm done.
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And I would also say that I think it's worth,
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it's worth Google doing some introspection here
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about their own culture and about what is it
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about Google's culture that would hire somebody
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who holds these ideas, that would foster
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someone's intellectual development who would hold
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these ideas, and that would make somebody think
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that it would be a good idea and would not get them fired
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to actually write this and circulate this
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within the company.
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That reveals, I think, cultural problems in that company.
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Which should be a surprise to nobody, but.
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- It should reveal some good aspects of culture too,
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because the fact that he felt like he could say this
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shows that they have a culture where people feel like
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they can express themselves.
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Now, again, a culture where you can express yourselves
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doesn't mean you could say, you know what?
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I think we should eat babies and be surprised
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by people like gasp, right?
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You're gonna have to give them back to the baby eating.
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It's good to have an open culture,
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but you also have to be aware of, you know,
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what people might think of what you say, right?
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And a lot of companies, people would be afraid to say
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anything remotely about, controversial about,
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like any HR policy, like even the HR policy is like,
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for example, imagine Apple getting the Apple Park thing,
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like, oh, people aren't gonna have as many offices, right?
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If Apple had a culture where everybody was terrified
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to make any kind of complaint about,
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hey, I kind of wish we still had offices,
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I don't wanna be in open office space, right?
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that would be a bad company culture.
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You want to have a company culture
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where if people are super pissed about not having an office,
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they feel like they can say,
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hey, I don't want to lose my office, Apple.
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I don't like the new Apple Park and complain, right?
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'Cause that, and just being a general adult in the world,
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you could understand if you do it in a constructive way,
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this is a reasonable avenue of feedback within the company.
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And a good company culture encourages people to do that.
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'Cause you don't want them to be secretly hating you
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and then quitting like you want.
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You want to hear what the employees have to say.
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But if their complaint is,
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I don't want to work next to a woman,
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you should at least be aware enough to know,
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if you say that, they're gonna get rid of you,
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because you can't have an employee like that.
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It's like, how is it any different from offices?
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If you can't see the difference, like start there.
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What's different about saying,
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I prefer offices to cubicles versus,
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I can't be next to a woman when I work?
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Like figure it out, like work on it.
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Like I feel, you know,
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those are my first and only comments about this,
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which is snarky granted,
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you know, I'm allowed some snark on Twitter, was like the irony of someone at Google writing this memo,
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who so clearly has not even done the most cursory Google search on the topic. It's like, "No, he's done
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Google searches, look at all these things he's citing." Like, no, I mean actually, you know,
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actually learning about the topic. Like, because Google is right there. You can Google yourself
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every one of these points and find, you know, everything about them and why they're BS, like
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everywhere. Instead, the only thing he googled for was cherry-picked things that he thinks
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supports his ideas and that he can string together into this completely broken chain
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of logic. Anyway, I don't want to go there. You can read the links to one of our other
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stuff. But it's right there. No time has it been easier for you to educate yourself about
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this topic without having to be led by the nose by people more versed in the field. Everything's
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right there. The person works for Google. That just blew my mind.
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The incuriosity and being content, as the economist's response that one of the links
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will put in there, the motivated reasoning, that no amount of access to the world's
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information can avoid that.
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Yeah, the thing that struck me about this was the little bit of feedback we got about
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it, which was a couple of people saying, "Please don't talk about this, but here's some
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anonymous feedback about why I think this guy was on the money."
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This was amazing to me.
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We actually got multiple pieces of feedback
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from people who were basically yelling at us
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in support of this James hole
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before we ever talked about it.
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- Right, right, it just happened,
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and they knew in the future
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there would be an episode of ATP recorded,
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and people said, "I know you're gonna wanna talk about this,
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"but don't."
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Well, we did, sorry.
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- You don't talk about this, but here's what I think,
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and if anyone thinks otherwise,
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that's them silencing us, yada, yada, yada, blah, blah.
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It was more than, well, the thing was, if it was just one individual, okay, fine.
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But this happened two or three times and it was the same thing both times.
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Please guys, don't talk about this.
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But if you do, you should consider the following.
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And by the way, to be clear, my example of like a difference between I like offices instead
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of cubes versus I can't work next to a woman.
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Neither one of those things in the memo.
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I'm giving hypothetical examples to understand different classes of things that you might
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want feedback.
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But actually getting back to Marco's point, I think the fact that this person felt free
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to say this is a good reflection on Google's culture of letting people feel like they are
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free to give feedback.
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The fact that this particular, to have open discussions, the content of this shows, it
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doesn't reflect poorly on Google other than their hiring practices or not being aware
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that this is happening.
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This is on the person who wrote the thing, not so much on Google.
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If you want to place blame on it, it's not the culture that let him post the memo, because
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that is more of just sort of like lack of self-awareness, not understanding that other
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people exist in the world and how they might react to what you have to say, right?
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But this is true of a lot of tech companies.
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If the interview was all coding on a whiteboard and solving brain teasers and making sure
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you had a good education and making sure you are reasonably personable and polite and then most critically
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Making sure that the people who you interview with say oh, yeah, I could work with this person. Yeah, it seems like a person because
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You'll people will say oh I could work this person. He's just like me. Yeah, I'm
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I'm a dude who is a CS major who likes video games and blah blah
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yeah, not like if that's all the reason your interview is technical stuff and and
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Brain teasers and education and work history and do you feel like you could work with this person?
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It's very easy to get into you know, speaking of echo chamber, which is one of the complaints thing
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It's very easy to get into a situation where people hire other people that they're comfortable with
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And so you may never dig deeper to say oh and by the way again, this is not in the memo
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This is my silly example that's supposed to make you you know realize anyway
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Would you have a for any problem working on a team with a woman? I
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Maybe you can't ask that legally. I don't even know like there's all sorts of weird things about hiring
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you can and can't ask. But figuring that out, like if the person says, "Oh, I would never
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work on a team with a woman," don't hire that person, right? Don't hire that person.
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And if you never figure out that that's, again, that's not what this person said. I'm trying to
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give an extreme example. I know people get confused by that. Like there's a hypothetical extreme
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example, right? If you're not figuring that out, if you don't have an interview process that weeds
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that out, you'll never have a chance of weeding out the much more subtle things, which is like,
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like maybe this person has some slightly less well-examined ideas about gender and diversity.
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And again, like, I don't think this person is super terrible. I heard they were vaguely
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involved in Gamergate, but who knows, I haven't been following this. But anyway, I think the
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ideas in this memo are ideas that a lot of smart white dudes, basically, who have never
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faced any sort of oppression based on their gender or race end up having. Not because
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they're bad people or they're evil or whatever, but it's like, again, there's a reason all
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these ideas have come up before. It's not a logical conclusion, but it's like you find
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yourself going down these alleys, you find yourself having these thoughts, you find yourself
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coming to these conclusions. And especially if you have a slightly rebellious bent, there
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is something for you to rebel against, which is all these diversity ideas. There's a reason
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it's common. I don't think this person is an aberration or a terrible person. It's just
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they have some things to learn. They have some living to do. They have some experience to gain.
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And you are able to get that experience and live that life and learn and change. Because most
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people who are on the other side of this started out somewhere more like this memo writer and
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changed and learned things like that. They're not born like, "Oh, I'm a perfect angel from
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the beginning and I know everything and I don't have any prejudices and biases." No,
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especially if they have similar backgrounds to this person. They had to walk that same
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road and figure things out and stick their foot in the mouth and do stupid stuff and
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learn things the hard way, right? No, we're not super enlightened, wonderful, we know
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everything in the beginning, like my hope for this person is that he grows and evolves and,
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you know, comes, you know, that the people have to mean to say that he grows up, but like that's part
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it's not he's already an adult, but you know, just you don't stop growing up when you become
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quote unquote an adult. You keep growing up throughout your whole life, hopefully.
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Apple apparently has said they're budgeting a billion dollars,
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that's B, one billion, for original TV shows and movies
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because apparently that's a thing we need.
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Like in and of itself, I have no issues with Apple
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trying to get into the content business, excuse me.
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But so far they have not shown us
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that they're terribly good at doing this sort of thing.
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So, I don't know.
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Marco, what do you think about this?
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- So, with the actual budget and how it compares
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to other services and everything,
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people have commentary on whether this is enough money,
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whether it's a lot, whether it's little.
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I don't know enough about the business
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of TV and movie production to even know what this buys you.
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All I do know is that so far,
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Apple's original content for video,
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which for some reason appears on Apple Music,
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what they've produced so far,
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and then shoving Songs of Innocence
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into everyone's libraries and, you know,
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it's like they seem to have this like,
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most of what they make is pretty cool
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and is pretty well considered
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And then there's like the certain like blind spot
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that they get around certain types of content
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or celebrity things, which everything they make
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seems to be profoundly uncool and just fall on its face.
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A lot of the various like you know,
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celebrity tie-ins they've done,
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much of the efforts they've tried to do around Apple Music,
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sometimes like the weird intro videos to the conferences,
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stuff like that, like a lot of the stuff
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just seems profoundly uncool and just flops.
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Certainly I think Planet of the Apps qualifies big time
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for that list, and I suspect the Carpool Karaoke version
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they're doing, while I haven't seen it,
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the early impressions of it are similarly not very positive.
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So whatever is causing these things to be greenlit
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and to then be terrible, I hope they figure this out
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and fix that.
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For Apple to become a company that represents bad content,
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I think that hurts the whole brand.
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So it's a big risk they're taking here,
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and so far it seems like it's not paying off at all.
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So far it seems like it's actually harming them.
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If they do it right, it could be great.
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They could be, they could produce things
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as good as what Netflix and Amazon and HBO are making.
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Like they could make great original content,
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but they've made such bad original content so far
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that it's just kind of hard to see
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how they get from here to there.
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- I think the last time we talked about this,
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I made the same point because I found it occurring
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to me again, I'm like, oh, I think I talked about that
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But like if you if you fund content
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You shouldn't like other than some vague sort of overarching
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Theme like Disney in general makes kind of family-friendly stuff
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You shouldn't be influencing the things that you make so everything that Apple makes doesn't have to be an applet thing obviously
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Planet of the Apps is super aptly
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Carpool karaoke not really aptly so that's that's an okay one
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But you know HBO makes all sorts of shows make Western sci-fi fantasy drama like just comedies
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stand-up comedy specials documentaries like
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You know insofar as there is an HBO brand the brand is
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Good television for adults right Disney is like family-friendly stuff Marvel is you know?
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Yeah, superhero movies like start the Star Wars like just like there are overarching brands for things, but in general you don't want
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Apple to make like Apple stuff and that that is something they have to get out from under because almost everything Apple does is an Apple
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thing and if you're making content you have to
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Basically just be the money people. Here's a big bucket of money then get a bunch of people who know how to
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Find talent and you know develop the shows and that's what they're doing
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They hired a bunch of people who had previously
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Done this same job for for other people like they hired the guy from Sony
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television or something that has had a bunch of things under his belt and they hurt somebody
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else like it's a different kind of business and it's not an easy business because it's
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like how you know how do I know what's the next Breaking Bad and what's the next planet
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of the apps like can I tell the difference between those two when they're being pitched
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to me right if I get a pitch for the next Breaking Bad can I actually develop it give
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them the right amount of money and get the right talent involved like you know this was
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said about the phone business. Apple's not just going to walk in. The entertainment business
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is a similarly difficult problem, but it's much farther from Apple's wheelhouse. And
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Apple can't use all its old tricks of, "We're going to build every show like we do an Apple
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product." Nope, nope. The shows can't be an Apple product. Some shows have to be the opposite
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of an Apple product. They have to be intense and involve sex and violence, or they have
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have to be goofy comedies, you know, or like things that just don't fit in the Apple way.
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And again, you can have a brand, you can be, you know, like Disney or like Pixar and have
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a brand and put everything under that umbrella, but its competitors brands are in general
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content that wouldn't air network television, expensive television made for adults.
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So that's kind of what Amazon and Netflix and HBO have been doing.
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They're all spending more money on it than Apple still, which is fine.
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Apple's just getting started.
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Netflix's budget is $7 billion compared to Apple's budget of $1 billion.
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I think that's fine.
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Apple should not be putting $7 billion towards something it doesn't know how to do yet.
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So you're going to figure out how to do it.
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Amazon's $4.5 billion.
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These are mostly estimates from this article we'll link in the show notes.
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And HBO is $2 billion.
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HBO's got a lot of bang for its buck because they apparently really know how to do it.
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develop shows. They don't make a lot of shows, but the ones they make have a pretty good
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hit ratio and their hits are really big hits.
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I mean, they've been doing it for quite some time. They developed the skill over a very
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Yeah. And it's people. It sets different people who know different people who know how to
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get things developed, know what to buy, what not to buy, know how to make sure that the
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things produced in the same way that Apple knows how to like, "Oh, I have an idea for
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a product, but how do I make that product? What people do I need to make that product
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a reality so that it actually works and what partners do I have to do it like
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it's a difficult business um getting back to the the broader issue of this
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thing like the reason apple is doing this as we've discussed in the past is
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if apple wants to be in this business of selling you video over the internet
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everybody else is doing it uh it is an important differentiator
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like eventually if everybody else has original content like this is why i get
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hulu this is why i get netflix like because
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of these specific shows and Apple doesn't have any of those, it has no more differentiator.
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Like other than, oh, I bought a bunch of movies on iTunes and unless I go and remove the D
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around them, I need an Apple TV to view them.
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Very quickly, these streaming services have stopped being differentiated by the fact that,
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wow, I can watch a video over the internet because they can all do that.
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And they all have clients, this is another thing, they all have clients everywhere.
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This is a question someone had on Twitter. I think maybe directed us or maybe someone else
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It's like am I gonna need an Apple TV to watch this original TV content or will I be able to watch it?
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Not on an Apple TV. Could I watch it in a web browser?
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Could I you know could I watch it?
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Is it built into my television and the answer so far as albums Apple's been like well
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No, you can watch on your iPad your iPhone and your Apple TV
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No place else. Can you watch it's not built into your TV. You can't watch from a web browser
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You can't watch it in Windows and it's like
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What nobody else is doing that if you want to watch Netflix you can watch it everywhere you go
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I can it flex on your on your wristwatch on you know, it's it's everywhere. Nothing doesn't have Netflix on it
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That's the strategy and you do if you want to compete so
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That's the other thing I'm looking for is will Apple go iPod on this and say yes, we're gonna make the iPod for Windows
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Yes, we're gonna let you watch
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Whatever they're gonna and I have to divorce her from Apple music obviously too because it's silly to continue with that charade, right?
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If they really want to play with their big competitors, Netflix, Amazon, HBO, Hulu, everybody
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else who's got some kind of -- is funding some kind of original content, table stakes
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is, I can view it anywhere I want, and the original content is actually worth getting
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the service for, and they've got a long way to go to get there.
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Someone pointed out that maybe you can watch it on iTunes and Windows.
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Probably true, but iTunes and Windows is probably not the ideal viewing experience, and we're
01:19:41
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all rooting for iTunes to die anyway, right?
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I feel like this is one of those things too,
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like for this to succeed,
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you have to really go all in on it.
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You have to, like you were saying,
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right now it seems like these original content efforts
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are just these kind of like side projects
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that are a little bit promoted, a little bit funded,
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a little bit prioritized, and they're kind of these things
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that are made to try to boost Apple Music,
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Buzz, and subscriptions, which is totally wrong.
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Like that's not how you compete in the music space.
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You don't compete there with video services
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that with two or three original content lines.
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Like that's not at all how that works.
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But I feel like if Apple really wants to do this,
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really do it.
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Like really go all in, make it a big thing,
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maybe buy somebody like Netflix or HBO or something.
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Like really go all out and really do it.
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I just, I don't see the value in kind of half butting it
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like they've been doing seemingly so far.
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Like why do a little bit of this kind of buried in this product that no one's looking for video in?
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Either don't do it or do it, right?
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Maybe like a slow start like I don't know what the budget was before
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But again 1 billion is a smaller budget like there
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They're obviously getting serious about it and hot trying to hire more of the right people, but it's a slow start
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Like they're not they're not coming in on day one and said we got we're gonna put 10 billion dollars because they just blow it
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They blow that 10 billion. They have no idea what to do with that money
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Like it's not so I mean the slow start would be better if the few little things they made were actually good
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Even if they're weird appended just Apple music, but I mean the Apple music thing
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I think it's a learning experience. Who knows maybe the carpool karaoke is gonna be insanely popular
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Just because we don't watch it. Like I know what carpool karaoke is people seem to like it
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It's you know, even if it's not my particular thing
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sometimes they're amusing right and the reality show was a flop but like
01:21:30
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You know reality some reality shows are hit some aren't it wasn't it wasn't a crazy idea
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They just blew it. They didn't make something that people really want to watch.
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Probably, again, because I feel like they want to have some kind of Apple. "We're Apple. What
01:21:43
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kind of synergy do we have?" Like, no, no. You don't need any synergy. Breaking Bad has no
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synergy with the people who fund it. It's just a good show. You just need to make stuff that people
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want to watch. And it's really, really hard. And I can't help you with it. I don't know how to do
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it either. But hiring people who have done it in the past is a good start. That's the difficulty
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about a lot of these things like again with Apple, very small teams, small numbers of people.
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The one or two or three people you have in charge of this with the most power are going to have
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a big influence and if you end up hiring the wrong people, you know, then that's bad. Like you get a
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paper message situation or even if you just get like a four stall can't get along with Ive and
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you have to can one of them, it's you know, these are big companies with a lot of money at stake
01:22:32
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but in the end it comes down to just a small number of people.
01:22:35
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So Marco, you blogged for the first time in forever recently. I'm very proud of you.
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This is very exciting.
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Does it really count?
01:22:43
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Yeah, it counts. It turns out that Marco.org is still a thing.
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It hadn't been a thing for almost three months, but it is still a thing.
01:22:53
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However, Marco giveth and Marco taketh away.
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What happened to Send to Watch and Overcast?
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Basically I had to pull it.
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I've already covered this pretty well
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both in the blog post and in Under the Radar
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about two weeks ago, so I don't wanna cover it
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too much here, but basically I was using a crazy hack
01:23:12
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that would allow me to use good audio APIs
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on the Apple Watch.
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In watchOS 4 that doesn't work anymore.
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So now the only way to write this feature
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is to stop using the good audio APIs
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that allow my process to keep running
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and monitoring with AV audio player.
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And the only way to make this happen now
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is to use the old WK Audio File Player Watch Playback API,
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which basically is used in practice
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by I think almost nothing.
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Apple doesn't seem to use it for anything,
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which is probably why it's so incomplete and buggy.
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And it's a much larger, more complex pile of hacks
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because it involves transferring control
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of the playback to the system
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and your app stops running in the background.
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And then the system will wake you up occasionally, maybe,
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if you are lucky when things happen like the queue runs out
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or the track is over or something else,
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but that's about it.
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It forces a certain type of interaction
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with the now playing glance
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that does not work at all for podcasts.
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It makes a very bad experience for podcasts.
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So things like if you hit the seek forward button,
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it immediately stops playing the current podcast
01:24:23
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and either moves to the next one if there is one
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or just stops.
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Instead of like skipping forward 15 seconds
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or whatever you actually want.
01:24:31
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Things like that, there's all sorts
01:24:32
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of little shortcomings like that.
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This API was designed for music.
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It was clearly designed so that somebody,
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you know, somebody like a Spotify or something
01:24:42
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could make a sync to Apple Watch feature
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and have the Apple Watch play a playlist of music.
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When you apply the same API to podcasts,
01:24:49
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there are so many shortcomings and bugs
01:24:51
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and weird behaviors with the system
01:24:52
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that are just not at all what podcast listeners
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want or need, that it makes for a very bad experience.
01:24:57
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So early on when I was developing the send to watch feature,
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I was basing it on this API,
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'cause this seemed to be the only way to do it.
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And I actually decided to not ship it.
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Like I spent months on it.
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And after fighting with this API over and over again,
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I decided it was so bad I can't ship this feature.
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So I didn't.
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I filed a bunch of bugs.
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I talked to people in Apple to make sure
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they knew about them and everything.
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And how many apps are using this?
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of all the needs that watchOS has.
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This might satisfy like 10 apps maybe,
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like almost nobody needs this feature.
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So I can understand why this doesn't seem to be a priority
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for them to really improve audio playback APIs on the watch.
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Especially because this one probably works okay enough
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for music syncing, so it's really only podcasts
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and audiobook and other long form audio syncing
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that would actually need this.
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My hack that allowed me to use AV audio player
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allowed me to ship a version of this feature
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that was minimally acceptable.
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It still wasn't good.
01:25:59
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There's still lots of other problems with the feature,
01:26:00
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like how long it takes to transfer data,
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how I as the, basically as the programmer
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and that therefore you as the user
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don't have any indication of whether a transfer
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is in progress or how long it's going to take.
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Like the reason that's not exposed in the UI
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is that I don't have that information.
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The API doesn't provide that information.
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So there's all sorts of shortcomings in the APIs
01:26:24
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and the technical limitations of these platforms.
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Most of which are very understandable
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because most of which are like, yeah, you know what,
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the watch is a low power device.
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It needs to squeeze every bit of power it can
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out of the tiny little parts and batteries that it has.
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Most of these are very understandable things.
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But the reality is it was barely possible
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to make a barely acceptable version of this feature.
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And now that the audio API has changed
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and has forced me to go back to the old one
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that I deemed unshippable probably nine months ago
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when I first tried to do this,
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that has now made this feature unshippable again.
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Unfortunately, I've already shipped it.
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So I had to remove this feature, and that's never easy.
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That's never an easy decision to make.
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It's not a very popular thing to do.
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I'm getting a good number of one-star reviews from it,
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which I expected.
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That was part of the calculus to do it.
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I had to weigh that, but I removed the feature now,
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and if I can bring it back in the future,
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as the APIs and the hardware mature,
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I would love to do that, 'cause I already wrote
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most of the hard stuff to do this.
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But there is simply no good way to play podcasts
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in the background on the Apple Watch in watchOS 4.
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And hopefully that'll change over time.
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- Do you have any hopes of them changing it?
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Maybe if Apple ads offline and watch playback of podcasts
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to their podcast app, do you know, do you have any info
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like, oh, you know, not this release,
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this release you're stuck, but next year
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they'll be updating all these APIs to be podcast savvy
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because podcasts are not, you know, not obscure.
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Like it seems not, they're obviously not as important
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as music, right?
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But in this release, they did the thing that lets you
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mess with the music during your workout in an easier way.
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So they understand that people are controlling
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audio playback on their watches.
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So do you think next year, you know,
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do you have expectations at WWBC,
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but like, oh, new APIs that make it possible
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to do this again, or are you just like,
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have no real hope of them addressing this
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because it doesn't seem like a thing they care about?
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- Well, there's still a lot of technical limitations.
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So with the new like music syncing,
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there's been, in watchOS 4, they demoed during the keynote
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that there's this kind of like new automatic
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music syncing kind of thing,
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where it just kind of automatically can like sync a playlist
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based on what you like, based on what you've sliced it,
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or whatever else.
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And so, I think the way this seems to work
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is overnight, while it's charging on the charger,
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it's doing these data transfers that can be large
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and time consuming.
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So that way it doesn't have to worry about speed being low
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or about using too much power.
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For a podcast-like feature to work,
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that's probably how it really has to be.
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Because problem number one, which I never solved,
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was it's too slow to transfer data to the watch.
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And I did all sorts of crazy hacks,
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like I wrote a whole transcoding engine
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that would transcode to a lower bit rate and then send it,
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because that was actually faster
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than just sending it to begin with,
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at its original size.
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So solving that speed problem, that's a huge problem,
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and it's going to take, I think,
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multiple generations probably of the hardware
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being improved before that's no longer a big problem.
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So as long as data transfer to the watch is still slow,
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syncing podcasts to it is always going to be awkward
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or clunky because podcasts don't work the same way as music.
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With music, you can sync a playlist overnight
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and that's it, you're done.
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You're probably not going to want to change that
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in the middle of the day by sending all of a sudden
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60 megs of new information to it
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that you really want to be available
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right this second right now.
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Whereas with podcasts, that happens.
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An episode comes, if this works the same way
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that it worked in the iPod days,
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back when podcasts first came out a decade ago,
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the idea of an episode coming out
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and then you having to wait till you got home
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to sync it to your iPod and listen to it maybe the next day,
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that was how we did things back then.
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But now things are better.
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Now we don't live in the stone age anymore.
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Now, when a new episode comes out,
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you expect to be able to hit play immediately
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and start playing it.
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And so to have that kind of experience
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with the watch with podcasts,
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You can't wait for it to sync overnight.
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You can't wait for like, oh, next time I plug in the watch,
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I'll have some kind of system to automatically sync stuff
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over while charging overnight.
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Like that's not a good enough experience.
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What you need is something that you can say,
01:30:47
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I wanna listen to this right now, go,
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and have it be not a significant amount of time
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before you can do that.
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I think long term, the way this is solved is
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the watch becomes a full-blown client of the app
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with its own downloads and its own sync to the servers
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and is no longer tethered to the phone app
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as much as it is now.
01:31:07
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Long term, that is probably the right solution.
01:31:09
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But that requires large advances in the hardware
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and software before that's possible.
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That would require, first of all,
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the rumored cellular watch,
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or at least more frequent WiFi connectivity,
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or whatever, that would require things
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that we don't have today, really,
01:31:23
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to do that very well.
01:31:25
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The other thing is, on the software side,
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I don't know the fine details of this,
01:31:29
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in fact, I bet Steve Trouton Smith
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probably knows a lot more about this than I do.
01:31:33
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When you write apps for the iPhone,
01:31:36
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most of the APIs you're using
01:31:38
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are the exact same APIs that Apple uses.
01:31:41
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The incentive is pretty strong
01:31:43
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for Apple to keep those things up to date
01:31:45
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because they use them too.
01:31:46
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So if there's like a bug in UIKit,
01:31:49
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it's probably gonna affect Apple also
01:31:51
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in their own apps and their own development.
01:31:53
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So they have a pretty strong incentive to fix that.
01:31:55
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Whereas on the watch,
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developers have only had access to WatchKit.
01:32:01
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We don't have straight UIKit.
01:32:03
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It seems, I think, I'm not positive on this,
01:32:06
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but I think Apple is using lower level APIs.
01:32:09
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Apple seems to be using something like UIKit
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to make their apps on the watch.
01:32:13
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But we developers are using this kind of subset
01:32:16
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that we're kind of being forced to use,
01:32:18
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and we can't use like the real APIs on the watch.
01:32:21
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And so what we are using, Apple doesn't seem to have
01:32:25
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a very strong incentive to fix what we use,
01:32:29
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because I don't think they're using it.
01:32:32
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And especially like the audio playback APIs,
01:32:36
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what I have seen so far with the limitations
01:32:41
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and bugs that they have,
01:32:43
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I don't think Apple uses any of them
01:32:45
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on the watch that we use.
01:32:47
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I honestly don't, like Apple is probably using
01:32:50
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AV Foundation directly on the watch,
01:32:53
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but we don't have access to that in any kind of way
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that we can actually background on the watch.
01:32:57
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We only have foreground access to some of those things
01:33:00
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and background access to this awful WK audio file player
01:33:03
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thing that has all the bugs.
01:33:05
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So until that changes, like until Apple's using
01:33:09
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the same things we are using on the watch,
01:33:11
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I don't think it's ever gonna be an amazing
01:33:14
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development platform to make advanced type of apps
01:33:17
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like a podcast player.
01:33:18
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I hope that changes, I really do.
01:33:21
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But so far, it seems like we are using these kind of
01:33:26
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baby APIs, these training wheel APIs on the watch,
01:33:29
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that existed at first because it was just so limited
01:33:32
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and so low powered and the first watch kit
01:33:34
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was this huge hack that were the thing around the phone
01:33:36
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and was kind of beamed over.
01:33:37
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So it made sense then a little bit,
01:33:40
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but now I want real API access on the watch.
01:33:43
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I want low level UI frameworks
01:33:47
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and full blown audio frameworks
01:33:49
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and exactly what we have on the phone
01:33:51
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in regards to what I mentioned earlier about how,
01:33:56
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When the watch crazy API, if a user hits next track
01:33:59
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or forward, it just stops a podcast if it's playing
01:34:02
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in the background and like the podcast player on the watch
01:34:06
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can't do what we've done on iOS for ages,
01:34:08
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which is interpret the remote control event manually.
01:34:11
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Interpret the event that is sent from a headphone clicker
01:34:14
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or the lock screen or your car Bluetooth or whatever
01:34:17
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that says next track and instead of doing next track
01:34:20
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on iOS, we can say oh, we'll just move it forward
01:34:22
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15 seconds or we can respond however we want to that.
01:34:25
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on the watch, none of those APIs are there.
01:34:27
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We have no way to interact with the remote controls.
01:34:30
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We have no way to set what appears
01:34:32
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on the now playing screen besides a very, very limited thing
01:34:36
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with this crazy audio player API.
01:34:39
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You can kind of set it, but then it's kind of unreliable.
01:34:42
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Even basic stuff I found, like, if you hit pause,
01:34:46
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it doesn't pause.
01:34:47
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Like, it's half the time, like,
01:34:49
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two seconds after you hit play or pause,
01:34:51
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the button flips over back the other way.
01:34:53
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It's like crazy stuff that just doesn't work.
01:34:56
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Every time I've worked against those APIs,
01:34:58
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I have felt like I'm the first person
01:35:00
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to ever have used them.
01:35:01
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So to answer the actual question
01:35:04
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you asked me 25 minutes ago,
01:35:06
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I think it will eventually, hopefully become possible
01:35:08
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to write a good standalone podcast player on the watch,
01:35:13
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but I don't think that's coming soon,
01:35:15
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because too much has to mature.
01:35:17
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We need hardware advancements for battery
01:35:20
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and power and data transfer speeds,
01:35:23
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we need all those things to improve,
01:35:24
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we need the ability for apps to actually stay running
01:35:27
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in the background as they're playing audio,
01:35:29
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not just do what watchOS tries to do now
01:35:32
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and kill us in the background
01:35:34
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and leave this weird standalone file player
01:35:36
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that's run by the system.
01:35:37
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No, we need what we have on the phone, basically.
01:35:39
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The phone had this a very long time ago,
01:35:41
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so maybe we weren't that far off, who knows?
01:35:43
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But whatever it is, we need API parity
01:35:48
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in a lot of these areas between the watch and the phone.
01:35:50
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And not only do we not have that,
01:35:52
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but it almost feels like Apple doesn't want
01:35:54
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to do that on the watch.
01:35:55
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It seems like they think that this is all the audio exposure
01:35:59
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we need right now, and I don't know
01:36:01
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if that's an ideological thing,
01:36:02
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or if that's reacting to limitations of the current hardware.
01:36:05
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Either way, that has to change, and that's a big change,
01:36:09
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so I don't expect for it to be soon.
01:36:11
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- So if you got, I'm trying to think of the minimal stuff
01:36:16
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that you would need for this,
01:36:17
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because it's gonna be a while before you get like full access to the
01:36:20
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APIs that OWL has, if ever. If you just got cell data and the ability to run in
01:36:28
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the background, at the very least you could make a very simple streaming only
01:36:35
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player that communicates with, that pulls the data from wherever the
01:36:40
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podcast is and that communicates with your server in a lightweight way to keep
01:36:44
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sort of the timestamp updated, right? Because that's not heavy background work. You're like,
01:36:49
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you know, pulling data for this podcast, you know, you have plenty of time to slurp it up when your
01:36:54
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connection is good and then just sleep for a while, you know, whatever. So the input of the
01:36:58
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audio data is fine and you kind of communicate with your server a little bit every, you know,
01:37:02
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you can do it every minute, who knows? Like just say, oh, update the play position, update the play
01:37:06
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position or whatever. And then I guess minimal interface to the controls to understand what you,
01:37:12
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you know, how to have control over when you hit the next and previous to do something different than
01:37:16
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doing something ridiculous. And that, I think, you know, I know this is, this entire section is
01:37:21
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about offline watch playback, but this I think would fulfill all the needs. Like, I don't need
01:37:26
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to bring my phone with me, I can just wear my watch and I can listen to my podcast. And,
01:37:30
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but what I was mostly getting at with that, with the question about do you have any expectations,
01:37:34
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A, if you had any inside information about it, but presumably Apple will eventually,
01:37:40
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on its list of things that we want to add to the watch get to the point where people like yeah
01:37:43
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people do like to listen to music on their watch they also would like to probably listen to podcasts
01:37:47
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on their watch they know how many people listen to podcasts they have their stats for the podcast app
01:37:51
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that comes bundled with your phone podcasts are a thing again not as big as music eventually i think
01:37:57
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apple will get around to the idea of like oh it's silly that you can't listen to podcasts on your
01:38:01
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watch without your phone with you especially now that we have the second generation of this watch
01:38:05
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with cell date access right so they will get to it eventually so i feel like there's hope for you
01:38:09
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You're not just like swinging in the wind where like they're just never going to get
01:38:13
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But I don't know what the timeline looks like on that.
01:38:14
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It's very difficult to tell how much Apple cares about podcasts sometimes.
01:38:19
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Well, it's also, this is the kind of feature that, believe me, I've run into lots of these.
01:38:25
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If you ask people if they want this feature, a certain number of them will say, "Yes, of
01:38:31
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course I want that feature."
01:38:32
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Or a certain number of them will email you without you even asking, saying, "Please,
01:38:35
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I want this feature."
01:38:36
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But then if you actually give it to them,
01:38:39
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the number of people who actually use it
01:38:41
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is usually, or not usually, often,
01:38:44
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for some of these features, way, way lower
01:38:46
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than what they thought before they had it.
01:38:49
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- It's also the usability.
01:38:51
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I remember when I tried to send it to the watch,
01:38:53
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it's not easy to just figure out even how to do it.
01:38:55
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And then when you do figure out how to do it,
01:38:57
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the fact that it doesn't work that well
01:38:59
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will discourage people from using it.
01:39:01
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- Sure, and I think a lot of people
01:39:02
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had that same experience with playing music on the watch
01:39:05
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through Apple's apps.
01:39:07
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The reason they had to do this kind of overnight
01:39:09
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automatic syncing thing with watchOS 4
01:39:12
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is because before that when you had to kind of manually
01:39:14
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pick stuff to sync over and then wait forever for transfer,
01:39:17
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that was terrible.
01:39:18
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It was so bad most people didn't do it.
01:39:20
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Even now on the watch I find the playback experience,
01:39:23
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even if you can get the data there,
01:39:26
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the playback and control experience on the watch
01:39:29
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is really rough compared to what you have on the phone.
01:39:32
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Again, this goes back to my thing of never bet
01:39:33
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against the smartphone.
01:39:34
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The smartphone is really good at this stuff.
01:39:37
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It is very rare that I do something on my watch
01:39:42
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to interact with a podcast that is at all non-trivial
01:39:45
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that I don't regret not just taking out my phone
01:39:48
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and doing it there.
01:39:49
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If you're doing something like,
01:39:51
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skip to the next chapter, fine.
01:39:53
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Take out the watch app, do it there, it's fast.
01:39:55
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If you're walking with me, that's fine.
01:39:58
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But for anything non-trivial,
01:40:01
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I find it very hard to do anything on the watch.
01:40:04
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not even just with audio in general.
01:40:06
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And so, and there have been lots of other overcast features
01:40:08
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where people have asked for it or wanted it.
01:40:12
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Some of the things I haven't even released
01:40:13
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because, for example, the Sonos integration.
01:40:17
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Right now there's, as I mentioned,
01:40:20
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I think somewhere on Twitter or something,
01:40:22
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there's an API limitation that basically makes it,
01:40:23
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in my opinion, not good enough to ship.
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Sound familiar?
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So I'm not shipping it.
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But I found in my testing of the Sonos integration,
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it was not a very good experience.
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And I mostly just preferred to have podcasts playing
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through my phone speaker sitting on the counter,
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or eventually upgraded to an iPad Pro
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with big speakers in it, so that's the way,
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and so an iPad Pro on the counter is by far
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the best way to play podcasts out in the open at home,
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by a long shot.
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It's way better than Sonos, way better than Echo,
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it's just a way better experience.
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Because you don't listen to podcasts
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the same way you listen to music.
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There's a lot more interaction involved,
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and you have different, like you wanna look at,
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if somebody mentions a link,
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you wanna look at the show notes.
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If, you know, you might wanna seek around a little bit,
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or look at a chap list, or skip ahead,
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or skip commercials, or whatever else,
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like there's much more interaction with podcasts
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than when you have with music.
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So like, these systems that are designed for music playback,
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when you try to play a podcast with them,
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it sounds like a good idea,
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and it sounds like it'd be awesome,
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but trust me, when you actually get it,
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it's not nearly as good as just using your phone,
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or using an iPad that's, you know, sitting up on a counter.
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So there's a lot of these features,
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and I think watch playback is just one of these things
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that the nature of interacting with the watch,
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it's so limited, the software is so limited,
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the hardware, the ergonomics, they're so limited
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because it's such a tiny little device.
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I don't think it's ever gonna be a great experience
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to play and manage podcasts on the watch.
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It's gonna be something that people will ask for forever,
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and some people will use it, no question.
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I'm not saying nobody will use it,
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But I'm saying very few people will,
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even if it's done well,
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like even if I do everything right,
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and even if the hardware gets a little bit better,
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and things get a little bit faster,
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I still don't think it's going to be a very good experience
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compared to just taking out your phone and doing it there.
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- You know, you said something earlier, Marco,
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about the potential for an LTE-equipped watch.
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And I was on Clockwise earlier today,
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and that was actually the question I brought up,
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is hey, would you be interested in an LTE-equipped watch?
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and why or why not.
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And not to rehash that too much,
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but what I was saying was,
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I've been running a few times a week lately
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and we'll see how long that sticks,
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but it's been sticking for a while now,
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it's been a couple of months.
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And it occurred to me recently that
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part of the reason I bring my phone when I run
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is because if I were to somehow really injure myself,
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I'd really wanna be able to call like Aaron
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or an ambulance if it really was that bad.
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And if I had a watch that had the mechanism by which I could do that,
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you know, presumably, you know, with LTE,
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although I saw some rumblings earlier today saying that maybe it would be data only and not permit phone calls,
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but either way, if I had a watch that could call for help some way somehow,
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then maybe I wouldn't need to bring my phone with me,
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which would be nice that I wouldn't have to, you know, because currently I carry it.
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I don't have one of those peculiar armbands or anything.
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And it occurred to me, wow, you know,
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it would be really great to be able to listen to my podcasts on my--oh, crap.
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So I definitely am not one that had used the "send to watch" feature in Overcast while
01:43:39
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it was there, but I am on a Series 0 watch, and I think I'll probably upgrade this year.
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And yeah, it would be pretty cool if that came back.
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So Count Me In is one of those people that's looking forward to somehow figuring out a
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way to make this work again, presumably with API changes.
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By the way, Steve Trout and Smith actually gave us the name of the thing that Apple's
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apps use on the watch in the tradition of weird internal Apple names.
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I mean, Springboard's kind of weird too.
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The weird code names like what is the watch, like the code name Gizmo or something.
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Anyway, WatchKit runs on top of Pepper UI Core, like, you know, Black Pepper.
01:44:19
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And Pepper UI Core runs on top of UIKit.
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How do you know it isn't about bell peppers?
01:44:24
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I don't know what it's about.
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Maybe Chris Pepper.
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Yeah, could be. It corrects your typos for you.
01:44:32
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Joke with an audience of seven people. Yay!
01:44:35
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Thanks for our sponsors this week.
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Fracture, Eero, and Aftershocks.
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And we will see you next week.
01:44:43
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Now the show is over, they didn't even mean to begin
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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John didn't do any research, Margo and Casey wouldn't let him
01:44:58
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
01:45:04
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them
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@C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-S
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So that's Casey Liss M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M
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Auntie Marco Arment S-I-R-A-C
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They didn't mean to, accidental
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♪ I've had no tech broadcast so long ♪
01:45:43
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- I have some bike follow-up.
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- Ah, excellent.
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Let's talk about bikes.
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- I saw your bike, or Tif's bike,
01:45:51
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and I couldn't figure out if that was your,
01:45:53
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I'm gonna buy the bike and if I don't like it,
01:45:54
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I'm gonna give it to Tif,
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or if it was an entirely separate dedicated Tif bike.
01:46:00
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- So, well, it was the bike that I was buying
01:46:02
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for probably Tif, but I was gonna see if I liked it.
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And so that's kinda why I bought it first.
01:46:08
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I was going to use my opinion of that
01:46:09
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to inform what I was going to get for myself.
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And that bike was the Priority Coast.
01:46:16
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Priority, they seem to be a pretty good bike company.
01:46:18
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They're a New York based company,
01:46:20
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they started on Kickstarter,
01:46:22
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and they do all belt drive bikes.
01:46:25
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I mentioned last show that I like the belt drive
01:46:28
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for the lack of maintenance and better everything.
01:46:32
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So I like the belt drive, and that's what I wanted.
01:46:37
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The Priority Coast is their beach cruiser model.
01:46:41
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I got it kind of thinking,
01:46:43
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I don't think I wanted beach cruiser.
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I think I wanted like a little bit more
01:46:46
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like a forward position.
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Like I've, I always enjoyed mountain bikes
01:46:50
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more than most other thing,
01:46:51
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most other bike shapes, I guess.
01:46:54
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And you know, that kind of like,
01:46:55
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the kind of forward position with the straight bars
01:46:57
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and the hand brakes and everything like that.
01:46:58
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I just like that better, I think.
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But you know, this is a beach town
01:47:03
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and every, literally every other bike in town,
01:47:06
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except for the cop bikes are beach cruisers.
01:47:09
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Even one of the cops has a beach cruiser.
01:47:11
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The rest have mountain bikes, but anyway.
01:47:13
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So, I thought that I should probably try that.
01:47:16
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So we did, and it is a little bit big for me,
01:47:19
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which I kind of expected going into it,
01:47:21
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so it's a little bit big,
01:47:22
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and I really don't like the coaster brake.
01:47:26
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It seems like a beach cruiser thing
01:47:27
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that all beach cruisers have,
01:47:29
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where you pedal backwards to brake, the coaster brakes.
01:47:32
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I just, I was not, I've taken that bike out a few times,
01:47:36
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and I just could not get into the coaster brake.
01:47:38
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It also, it has, the coaster brake seemingly has
01:47:41
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like the main brake, and then it also has
01:47:43
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a front only hand brake.
01:47:46
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And that to me was very confusing.
01:47:48
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I think if this was gonna be my bike,
01:47:50
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I would actually remove the front hand brake.
01:47:53
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Because to have like half of one method of braking,
01:47:57
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but the main method of braking be the other thing,
01:47:59
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like it was just very confusing.
01:48:00
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Like I wanted--
01:48:01
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- They have that on there because coaster brakes suck,
01:48:03
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and if you need to stop at an emergency,
01:48:05
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I don't want you to die because the coaster brakes
01:48:07
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can't stop you, you know?
01:48:09
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- I mean, really it's just friction.
01:48:10
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Even if the coaster brakes could lock up the back wheel,
01:48:13
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you will stop faster if you could also do something
01:48:15
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to stop the front wheel.
01:48:16
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So that would be a bad idea to get a bike
01:48:18
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with coaster brakes and remove.
01:48:20
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I've actually seen bikes with hand brakes
01:48:22
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that only have the back hand brake.
01:48:23
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Like you need, you want something pinching
01:48:25
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both the front and the back wheels
01:48:26
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because you need both contact patches
01:48:28
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to stop you in an emergency.
01:48:29
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So don't do that.
01:48:30
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- All right, well, and you know,
01:48:31
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my needs here are lower because again,
01:48:33
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because they're all like sidewalks full of people
01:48:35
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that you're riding on, like there's no roads,
01:48:37
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there's like these broad sidewalks
01:48:39
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and they're all full of people and wagons and stuff.
01:48:40
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So like you actually can't go that fast most of the time.
01:48:43
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- You're gonna hit a deer.
01:48:45
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- Yeah, that actually is a concern, or a fox, or--
01:48:48
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- Or a deer's gonna hit you.
01:48:49
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- Yeah, that's more like it.
01:48:51
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Anyway, so that was fine.
01:48:54
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I then, after lots of research and waffling,
01:48:56
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as you know I'm prone to do, I decided to finally--
01:49:00
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- You? - Yeah, right?
01:49:01
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So I am now driving a CVT, just for Jon.
01:49:04
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- Oh my God, oh my God, what happened?
01:49:06
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- So what brand is this?
01:49:08
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- It is another, it's also a priority.
01:49:10
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It's their Continuum Onyx model.
01:49:13
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It's basically their high-end road bike.
01:49:16
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I have some issues with it.
01:49:18
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- It's not a road bike, like a road bike, it's like a--
01:49:20
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- It's a commuter bike, so it's not like a racing,
01:49:24
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like the handlebars don't have those dip-down U shapes.
01:49:27
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- Road bike is a term of art.
01:49:29
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It's like a 10-speed type thing,
01:49:31
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but not the ones with the really skinny tires.
01:49:33
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- Yeah, it's a commuter bike.
01:49:35
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I have some issues with it.
01:49:37
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Their fenders are pretty low quality on both of the bikes,
01:49:40
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and they rattle a little bit,
01:49:41
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and even when they're tightened and everything.
01:49:44
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The fenders are also slightly asymmetrical,
01:49:46
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which is, I can't tell if it's intentional or not.
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Like, they look just kind of crooked.
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So I'm probably actually gonna remove the fenders,
01:49:52
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'cause they just kind of are annoying me,
01:49:53
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and I think in retrospect,
01:49:56
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this was a bad choice for a beach town,
01:49:59
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because it has these really skinny high pressure tires.
01:50:02
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And while that might be great on a well-paved road
01:50:06
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when you're commuting to work,
01:50:08
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I guess there's a reason why every other bike
01:50:10
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that I pass in the beach town
01:50:12
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has these two inch wide cruiser tires.
01:50:15
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There's a reason for that.
01:50:18
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And so when you're riding along these walks
01:50:20
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that are all old concrete,
01:50:22
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it's like riding on an old sidewalk.
01:50:23
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So you're going,
01:50:24
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(imitates bike engine)
01:50:25
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as you go, you just hit your feeling every bump
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and on these tires you feel it a lot.
01:50:30
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So I'm actually, I think I might go to the bike guy in town
01:50:34
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and see if he can like, see if he has any larger tires
01:50:36
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that would still fit these rims
01:50:38
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to not make it too big of a project, but.
01:50:41
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And the seat is like sitting on a rock.
01:50:44
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Like, they call it the priority comfort seat,
01:50:47
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or saddle I think they call them.
01:50:48
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Bike people call them saddles for some reason.
01:50:50
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I don't know what part of this is comfortable exactly,
01:50:53
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but it's certainly not the part that my butt is sitting on.
01:50:56
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So I have to fix that as well.
01:50:58
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Fortunately, that's an easy fix.
01:50:59
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There's lots of--
01:51:00
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- Make sure you get a prostate friendly one.
01:51:03
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- I was not aware there was a difference.
01:51:04
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- The one you have is like,
01:51:06
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you're distinguishing by like there being a big split
01:51:09
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in the middle, you're like,
01:51:10
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why is this seat split in half?
01:51:12
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- Yeah, yeah, it has like a little hole in the middle.
01:51:14
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- Right, so sometimes they just give a suggestion
01:51:17
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of a crease there, which I feel like doesn't help.
01:51:19
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And sometimes there's actually an air gap there.
01:51:22
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But anyway, you want something like that.
01:51:24
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- Okay, good, noted.
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So I have that.
01:51:27
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- You probably want for your sensitive tushy
01:51:28
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like a gel seat or some other thing that's squishy.
01:51:31
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- Yeah, like the old rusted out mountain bike
01:51:34
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I thought I was riding here beforehand
01:51:35
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that only technically has like three gears left if it's 21.
01:51:39
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That one has like an aftermarket gel seat on it
01:51:41
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and that was always fine for me.
01:51:42
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So I ordered someone on Amazon that was well reviewed.
01:51:46
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We'll see how it goes when it gets here in three years
01:51:49
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because getting things here from Amazon is tricky.
01:51:51
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Anyway, so replacing the seat, otherwise it's very nice.
01:51:55
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I really love disc brakes.
01:51:57
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This is my first time I've ever ridden a bike
01:51:59
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that has disc brakes.
01:52:00
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It's such a massive difference over the regular
01:52:02
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like V style calipers that go on the rim.
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It stops like on a dime, it's amazing.
01:52:08
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So big fan of that.
01:52:09
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Big fan of generally the handling of the shape of the bike,
01:52:14
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although again the tires are way too skinny
01:52:15
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so I'm gonna work on that too.
01:52:17
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And the CVT is amazing.
01:52:20
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Like it shouldn't be as good as it is,
01:52:23
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but it's just really, really nice.
01:52:26
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You know, one of the advances,
01:52:28
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and there are gear hubs that do this too,
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you can shift at, you know, even when you're at a stop,
01:52:33
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you can still shift.
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So if you like, are going in a high gear,
01:52:37
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have to stop really fast, and don't have time to like,
01:52:39
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you know, shift all the way back down,
01:52:41
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doesn't matter, just twist the handle here
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in the low gear, you just go.
01:52:44
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Because it's a CVT, and because you can just kinda twist
01:52:46
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as often as you like on that gear,
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in any interval you like, I find myself shifting way more
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than I would on a derailleur style bike.
01:52:55
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I wouldn't say it's necessary,
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like I'd be fine with a geared setup
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or even with a fixed gear for most of the time I ride here.
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But it's really nice to have this,
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that way you can like,
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if I'm slowing down for a turn or something,
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I just kind of, I've automatically kind of started
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going into the lower gears and then moving back out
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as I go, as I pedal, going back up, it's really cool.
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- Make sure you do rev matching.
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- Downshifting for the corner.
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- Flip the pedal, literally.
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- Yeah, so anyway.
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It was probably not the best bike to get for the beach
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because of its incredibly hard ride
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that's obviously designed for smooth roads and not sidewalks.
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- No shocks on this one, right?
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- Yeah, no shocks.
01:53:34
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It seems like shocks are passe in fancy bikes.
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It seems like nobody wants to build shocks anymore.
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- Well, for mountain bikes you need them,
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or anything that's on uneven terrain you need it.
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Not just for comfort, but also for control.
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- I also, it's been, so since we recorded it,
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I also got curious about sand bikes or fat bikes,
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as bike people seem to call them.
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The ones that have like five inch wide giant sand tires.
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Those, you occasionally see those around here,
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and I thought, that could be interesting.
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Then I could ride past the crazy point of woods fence,
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and I could expand my horizons in the direction
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so I could like, I could get more distance
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if I can ride on the sand.
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So I spent, since we last recorded about two weeks ago,
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I spent this time researching fat bikes
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and looking around for places that I could maybe rent one
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or try one and it wasn't until about two days ago
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that I learned that my neighbor has one
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and he let me borrow it and showed me how to use it
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on the sand.
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Have you ever ridden on sand?
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- I've run on sand, you ever run on sand?
01:54:38
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- Yeah, that's not fun either.
01:54:40
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- I knew it would be challenging.
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I did not realize to what degree it would be challenging.
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So I get out there and this is like, it's a perfect setup.
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Like it's pretty low tide.
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He's showing me exactly where on the sand to ride.
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Like so it's like optionally packed down,
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slightly damp but not like super wet sand, you know.
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So you're, and the bike has like these large
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five inch low pressure tires.
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So you know, so it's the ideal setup really.
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Like it would be hard to find a better setup
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than the setup I had.
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And so I first started going
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and for about the first 30 feet or so,
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I'm like, this is easy.
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What was I so concerned about?
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This is nothing.
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And then after, as you keep going,
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you're like, wait a minute,
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I have to maintain this level of resistance indefinitely.
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It's not like a quick hill where you go up the hill
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and then you're flat for a while,
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then you can coast for a while,
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you have low resistance.
01:55:36
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No, it's like, to keep moving,
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it's like you're going up a pretty sizable hill
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all the time.
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So I lasted something like two or 300 feet
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before I was like, all right, I'm done.
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Like I can't do any more of these.
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Turned around, went back to heaven,
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I'm like, all right, thanks.
01:55:57
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I'm like, this ride is either gonna save me
01:56:00
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a $50 rental fee from the place in town
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or it's gonna cost me $1,000 to buy one of these bikes.
01:56:06
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For the first time ever, I didn't buy the thing.
01:56:10
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- Oh, now you're researching e-sand bikes though.
01:56:13
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- Of course I researched e-sand bikes,
01:56:15
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'cause those were only about 1,500, but I--
01:56:20
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- Honestly, compared to the price of e-bikes
01:56:23
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and the price of sand bikes,
01:56:24
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that actually is a really good price.
01:56:26
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But anyway, my issue with those is like,
01:56:29
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what's the point then?
01:56:30
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The whole reason I'm riding is for exercise
01:56:33
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and getting myself, and the challenge of it.
01:56:37
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The e-bike thing I think makes more sense
01:56:41
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if you're doing commuting or if there's some other reasons
01:56:46
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why you're doing this besides just the exercise value.
01:56:49
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If you were a delivery person using a bike
01:56:52
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or if you had to ride between these towns
01:56:55
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and you had to go on the beach to ride
01:56:56
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between certain ones for your job or something,
01:57:00
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that'd be a different story.
01:57:01
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Then that would make more sense.
01:57:02
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But for my purposes as this is mainly for exercise,
01:57:05
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An e-bike is, it kinda misses the point, I think.
01:57:08
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- Well, what about exploring?
01:57:09
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Is it this point that you wanted to explore
01:57:10
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beyond a certain point that you hadn't gone beyond before?
01:57:13
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You wanna find new places to get Lyme disease?
01:57:15
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You should, you know, you could use the e-bike for that,
01:57:18
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to let you go exploring in areas where previously
01:57:20
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you would've been too tired to get to.
01:57:23
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- I think a more responsible thing to do
01:57:25
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is to just keep biking until I'm strong enough
01:57:29
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to do the sand bike thing.
01:57:30
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Like, that is what I should do.
01:57:33
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It probably isn't what I will do,
01:57:34
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But that is what I should do.
01:57:37
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- You can just walk, you can just walk on the beach,
01:57:39
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you can just walk on the sand, feet work really well.
01:57:41
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- No, that's, what are you, crazy?
01:57:44
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- So somehow we go up and down beaches on Long Island
01:57:48
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and we have no bikes, just our feet.
01:57:50
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Make sure you bring shoes, sand is hot.
01:57:53
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- It is pretty frustrating though,
01:57:54
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like when you will occasionally see somebody
01:57:57
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with an e-sand bike drive by as you're on the beach,
01:57:59
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you're like, "Damn it."
01:58:02
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- Yeah, so anyway, what I ideally still want is,
01:58:07
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basically what I mentioned last time is my high-end option,
01:58:09
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the Budnits bicycle, the Model 3 or Number 3,
01:58:13
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I keep getting their names confused with Tesla's names,
01:58:16
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'cause they have some that begin with Model
01:58:17
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and some that begin with Number.
01:58:19
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Anyway, I want the Budnits Number 3,
01:58:21
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and I will probably end up ordering one of those for home,
01:58:26
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and then maybe next summer I'll get one for the beach,
01:58:28
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but we'll see, 'cause this summer's almost over,
01:58:30
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and you can't get 'em, like they're made,
01:58:32
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They're made to order, so it takes a few weeks to get them,
01:58:35
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so it's too late for the summer anyway.
01:58:37
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But I think that's what I want here,
01:58:40
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is basically a high spec bike that also has wide tires,
01:58:45
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but not quite sand tire wide.
01:58:48
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- Where are you gonna ride it at home, on streets,
01:58:50
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or are there paths you can go on?
01:58:52
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- Mostly streets, but there also is,
01:58:55
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I live near the old Croton Aqueduct Trail.
01:58:58
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I would probably ride on that, lots of people do.
01:59:00
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There's also nearby bike trails,
01:59:02
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then I have to become the person who puts their bike
01:59:04
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on their car and brings it places.
01:59:06
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I might get there sometime, I don't know,
01:59:09
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but I don't know anything about that world yet,
01:59:11
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and so I'm a little resistant to that.
01:59:13
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But one thing I think I might get into this is that
01:59:18
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this is actually, I've only told you about two
01:59:21
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of the three bikes that I've bought since we last talked.
01:59:24
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The third one was the tiny version,
01:59:27
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which I bought for my son,
01:59:28
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'cause they also sell, Priority also sells
01:59:31
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the Priority Start, which is a tiny belt drive
01:59:35
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fancy bike made by hipsters in New York.
01:59:37
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- I'm sure he appreciates all the nuances
01:59:42
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of this very expensive fancy bike.
01:59:44
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- First of all, compared to other well-rated kids' bikes,
01:59:48
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it was surprisingly inexpensive.
01:59:50
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The bike that everyone else told us to get,
01:59:53
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which was the Isla or Isla bike, or Isla bike,
01:59:56
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however you pronounce that, that's like 400 bucks.
01:59:59
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This was 250.
02:00:01
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So compared to those, that's actually not that bad.
02:00:03
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I could also get this quickly.
02:00:05
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- That's pretty cheap for a kid bike.
02:00:07
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Although this is real, I mean the problem
02:00:08
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with these kids bikes is a throwaway bike.
02:00:10
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He's gonna grow three inches in the next two weeks
02:00:12
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and it's like, oh, now he's too big for that bike
02:00:14
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'cause it's like kids clothes.
02:00:15
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- Yeah, well fortunately we got the 16 inch size
02:00:18
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and he is like, he's barely tall enough to make it now
02:00:20
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so that way he has the most time to actually use it
02:00:23
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before he gets too tall for it.
02:00:25
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And it's a pretty well specced bike.
02:00:27
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Like it has dual hand brakes, like real V-brakes
02:00:31
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on both wheels, not a coaster brake.
02:00:33
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And it has the carbon belt instead of the chain,
02:00:35
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'cause once he saw Tiff's and then mine,
02:00:38
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and he asked about why those were there,
02:00:40
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and I explained why it's superior,
02:00:42
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and so of course he wanted one.
02:00:44
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So now we have three people riding priority bikes.
02:00:48
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He hasn't quite gotten it yet,
02:00:50
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but I bet within the next few days
02:00:52
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he'll be pretty good on it.
02:00:54
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- Do you have the training wheels on or off?
02:00:56
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- Yeah, he'll be doing it in two minutes.
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Another thing you can periscope.
02:01:01
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I don't know how to ride.
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Just run behind him and hold the seat
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and then you let go, that's how you do it.
02:01:05
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- Yeah, me and Tiff were doing that today earlier.
02:01:08
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It was the very first time we tried it,
02:01:10
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so we got slightly far, but we didn't quite get far enough
02:01:14
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today to fully let go for more than a second or two.
02:01:17
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So I think we'll practice over the next few days
02:01:19
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and probably by next week, he should be riding a bike.
02:01:23
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- Actually, I was mostly joking.
02:01:24
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That's not how you should have your head do it.
02:01:26
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way my father did it to me but that's like the worst way to do it. The way it should
02:01:29
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be done is the way you're already doing it. You give him the scoot bike so he learns how
02:01:32
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to balance and he'll do it on his own. Yeah, so he's, I think he's basically all set. He
02:01:36
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just uses this like a scoot bike but then picks both his feet up and puts them on the
02:01:40
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pedals instead of just holding them up in the air, then starts pedaling, he's off to
02:01:43
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the races. Yeah, we're getting there. This Bud Knits bike is weird. Which one, the number
02:01:49
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three? Yeah, the frame is weird. Well, they're actually known for their like cool artistic
02:01:56
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Yeah, I don't need my friend to be artistic.
02:01:59
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And it's not, no CVT, you're going to be spoiled by the CVT and then you're going to come to
02:02:02
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this and it's like 11 gears?
02:02:04
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That's not enough.
02:02:05
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Actually I already asked them and they actually would do a CVT if I wanted it, but yeah.
02:02:09
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No, I mean it's because it seems like it, what I actually want is a road version of
02:02:16
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a mountain bike.
02:02:17
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Yeah, that's what this looks like except for the roofy frame.
02:02:22
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And so this gives me high-end parts,
02:02:26
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like it has good brakes, good gearing options,
02:02:29
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the carbon belt, nice stuff,
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and a slightly mountain bikey, slightly roady
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kind of hybrid riding position, and wide tire support.
02:02:41
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And it looks cool.
02:02:43
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Oh, and it also has the other things I like,
02:02:44
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like minimal branding.
02:02:45
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Like so many of these bikes have just giant names
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all over the place and it's just ugly as hell.
02:02:52
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So, you know, stuff like that.
02:02:53
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Like, they do some pretty good work.
02:02:55
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- So the way you feel about sand bike tires
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is the way I feel about tires
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that are the width of this thing.
02:02:59
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Like, I feel like it's just huge amounts
02:03:02
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of unnecessary friction.
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As soon as I stop pedaling, it's like,
02:03:05
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oh, these tires are slowing me down.
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Like, regenerative braking.
02:03:09
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- They actually had, the Model E actually is
02:03:12
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one of the more interesting e-bikes I've ever seen, too.
02:03:15
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It's all in the rear hub.
02:03:17
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Like, there's no battery on the frame or anything.
02:03:20
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Like it's just all, it's just a rear hub
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that happens to include like a radial battery
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around the center.
02:03:26
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- There are things, do you see the thing
02:03:27
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that you can add to just any bike
02:03:29
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and just slap it on the wheel?
02:03:30
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There's lots of clever--
02:03:31
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- Yeah, the Helvetica one, what was that called?
02:03:34
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- I think it was a bunch of them.
02:03:35
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- C something wheel.
02:03:36
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Anyway, honestly, I thought that was hideous,
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the thing you could just add to any of them.
02:03:40
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- Yeah, well.
02:03:41
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- But, no, again, like, if I get an e-bike,
02:03:44
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it would definitely be for home, not for here,
02:03:46
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because that's the place where like,
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there are giant hills in my neighborhood.
02:03:49
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and one of the reasons I have not gotten a bike yet at home
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is that I assumed there's no way to reasonably ride a bike
02:03:57
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in my neighborhood because there's so many hills.
02:03:59
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- There is, come on.
02:04:00
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I should show you, I don't think any hill
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in your neighborhood is as big as the hills near
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where I was growing up and I went up them in a bike
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with no gears.
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Couldn't change gears down to first gear
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to get up the hill.
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You had one gear in the Mongoose and that was it
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and I powered my way up those hills all the time
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'cause that's how you got to your friend's house.
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- One gear, both ways.
02:04:17
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- Yeah, that's how you got to your friend's house.
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the worst part, there's more dangers going down the hills.
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I wish I could have topology in Google Maps.
02:04:25
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- Sometimes it's weird.
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- Let's see if I could find.
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- The other thing is like, as my kid gets into biking,
02:04:33
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I suspect that a good thing to do will be
02:04:35
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for me to go with him biking, even at home, year round.
02:04:38
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So like to have something at home
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that could do that pretty well is probably a good idea.
02:04:43
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- No, no topology, why don't you go 3D?
02:04:46
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- 3D, that's not very 3D.
02:04:48
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What the hell?
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It's like I look like this road is flat,
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this road is not flat.
02:04:52
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- Every time I see a mongoose around town,
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I think of you, John.
02:04:55
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- No, it's a different company now.
02:04:57
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- And they actually have what seems like
02:04:59
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a really popular fat tire bike too.
02:05:02
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I'm not talking about the button sized tire,
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I'm talking about the sand bike sized tires.
02:05:07
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I see there's a lot of the sand bikes around town
02:05:09
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or the ones that are kind of,
02:05:11
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there seems to be a class of bike around here that,
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They're not quite wide enough or not knobby enough
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to be sand tires, but they're just ridiculous.
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They're like three and a half inch wide,
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but just like flat rubber tires on bikes
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that look like they might've cost $2
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out of the Walmart discount bin.
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It's very, very strange, but I kinda wanna ride one.
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'Cause it looks like it's probably a lot of fun.
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- Oh my God, I'm looking at these roads on Google Maps
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and I see what these terrible people did
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to my childhood home.
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'cause I could see it from the air,
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they cut down all the trees,
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they put this hideous swimming pool,
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like taking up the entire backyard,
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just giant hideous swimming pool,
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like literally the whole backyard is paved over
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with this terrible swimming pool in it.
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Hate these people.
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- You know, that should be your retirement plan.
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Buy back your old house and fix it.
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- It's not that great of a house.
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And I can't replace all the trees.
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They cut down so many trees, so many big full grown trees.
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At least they still have them in the back,
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but just they cut down so many trees.
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- Oh, you can.
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I mean, if you save enough money,
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you totally can buy full-grown trees.
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I know because there's the guy Shaw,
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there's some guy named Shaw
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who invented the hedge fund or something,
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and he's building a large house down,
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basically at the edge of my neighborhood.
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They've actually trucked in full-sized trees.
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Have you ever seen a tree on a flatbed truck?
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- Yeah, 'cause that's what Apple did
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for the Apple Park thing.
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- Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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I would love to know how much it costs
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to get a full-size tree shipped to your house and planted.
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I'm guessing it has to be like 100 grand or something.
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Like there's-- - Nah.
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Maybe $5,000 a pop.
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No, all right, maybe 10K a pop.
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- 'Cause this is, it's not on one like regular flatbed,
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it's on like the oversized load trucks they bring houses on.
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- Yeah, they got the big spade thing
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that's containing the root ball and all the dirt, yeah.
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- Yeah, it's a giant root ball.
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Like I can't like, I can't even imagine.
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- You don't see them take it out?
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It's like a thing from like a portal, not portal,
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Half Life 2 with like City 17,
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these giant metal things go in,
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chink, chink, chink, and they all go underneath the thing
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and they all go down and meet in the middle
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and it tears up the tree.
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I didn't see that part,
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but even just seeing the truck go down
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like the main thoroughfare in our town
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and park next to this giant construction project
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with this giant tree lying down on the back of it,
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Like, that's, wow.
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So anyway, you totally can replace this trace,
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but maybe plan for like 100 grand each
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as the possible cost. (laughs)
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- Well, it's just such a shame.
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I mean, I don't understand why people,
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you don't wanna have a backyard,
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you want your entire backyard to be brick in a swimming pool.
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It's just, it's awkwardly shaped.
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It's not the right place.
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It's a house on the corner, and their swimming pool is,
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Like instead of being tucked away from where people are,
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it's like right up against the driveway and the road.
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Like you want some privacy in your swimming pool.
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It's just, I don't know what they're thinking.
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- Telling you, this is what you gotta do.
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- Who knows what the inside of the house looks like now.
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I mean, maybe they didn't change that that much.
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I don't know.
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If they sell it and they ever have an open house,
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I should go down there
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and look at what the heck they're doing.
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Oh, totally.
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- No, God, it will drive you insane
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knowing the things that they've done.
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The only way that ends well for you
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If you don't have any idea. They haven't changed the outside of the house
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They've kept all the gross 80s deck and like the little abbreviated deck that my dad
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But maybe they maybe they fixed the walk when I did the driveway
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Just just terrible don't like it