221: Personal Body Chemistry
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Real-time follow-up, as of approximately 10 or so minutes ago, I am now an uncle.
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Hey, congratulations!
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Do you intend to be a creepy uncle or a fun uncle or some other kind of uncle?
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I hadn't even thought about it, but uh...
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I mean, you gotta think about these things.
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Casey's gonna try to be the cool uncle, we already know that.
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The question is, the question is, what is he going to be?
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Oh, that is, that's true.
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That is 100 percent, that is 100 percent accurate.
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I wish I could deny it, but that is absolutely accurate.
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So I wanted to spend a moment and talk about the somewhat political section of our last
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And we got a lot of feedback.
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We got a lot of good feedback.
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We got a lot of bad feedback.
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But one thing that was common that I think was on me that I wanted to apologize to listeners
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for is, at one point in the heat of getting fired up, or in the midst of getting fired
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up, I had said in so many words, you know, "If you disagree with me, you're a monster."
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And name calling is not really a constructive way to have a reasoned debate. Not to say
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that that debate was terribly reasoned anyway, but name calling does not really help the
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scenario. And, you know, if I'm going to be grumpy about other people name calling, then
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I should be grumpy about me doing it. And so, no snark intended. I really do apologize
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for name calling. I stand by the general premise of what I said, which is to say I think that some
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of the behaviors of those who want to take away healthcare, that is a monstrous behavior, but that
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does not by necessity make somebody a monster. So I don't know, you guys can either confirm or deny
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everything I've just said, but for what it's worth, I feel bad about that, and I wish I had
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handled that a little bit better, despite by and large sticking by pretty much everything I said,
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but the name calling doesn't help. I think you undercut yourself with the monstrous behaviors
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thing because I'm not sure that distinction is particularly important, but we don't usually
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talk about politics in the show, and I think we kind of accidentally talked about it,
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which is fitting, because it was not on the topic list. It sort of slid right into it from
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WikiTribune, which was on the topic list, and it ended up staying in the show unlike many other
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similar discussions. But one of the main problems with any time that we get into
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politics is that for the most part, the three of us are coming from the same place. Like,
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we agree on the issues. And it's actually surprisingly difficult to talk about a controversial
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political issue amongst three people who all agree with each other. And it's why we get the
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complaints of like, you know, echo chamber, so on and so forth. The good thing and the bad thing
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about podcasts is even though it's just the three of us talking about it, and we all agree,
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in aggregate, it's not an echo chamber, because believe me, the opposing opinions are presented
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to us, right? So we just don't get them in real time. It is delayed. But that's not, you know,
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we're not doing a political debate show. But yeah, so when we're all talking about it, and we all
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more or less agree, we're just like saying things that each one of us agrees about. There's not even
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that much nuance to our disagreement. And it just kind of spirals off from there. And I don't,
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I don't, it's difficult to, it's difficult to clarify our thinking on it when there's
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essentially no opposition on the podcast itself. So that's a difficulty I always feel when,
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when engaging those and when listening to them, always trying to look for an angle that is
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illuminating rather than just the three of us venting, which occasionally happens. Occasionally
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we got to vent and occasionally we're feeling bad about things. I'm surprised after the presidential
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election, we didn't have a similar show. Somehow we avoided it, but it came out last week.
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I have no regrets. I had a feeling, but like In an Outland says in the chat,
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saying that people are monsters is counterproductive and makes the argument sound dumb.
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and I would agree with that.
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So I am sorry for that portion of the discussion.
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The rest of it, I pretty much stick by.
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- I think one thing that is really badly missing
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in our culture is the ability to agree on some
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cause and effect norms or being able to talk
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about cause and effect without it being assumed to be,
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or without it being politicized.
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'Cause if we, the healthcare debate,
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It's like when I was saying last week
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about how I want people to actually think
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through their arguments of,
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well, how do we think people in society should be treated?
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And how do we think the government should take care
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of people or not take care of people?
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I wish we could talk about that in, we as a society,
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I wish we could talk about that
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without it being so politically charged
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and people immediately jumping down each other's throats
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about their identities.
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Because what we need to instead be able to talk about
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like, you know, how do we want to treat people in our society who need some kind of help?
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Do we want the standard of that to be that we should just let people fail and die and
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starve or not? And if the answer is not, then how do we allocate these resources? How do
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we pay for them? And I wish we could actually talk about that, but the second you give an
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opinion either way on that. Whether you say, "I think society should help those less
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fortunate," whether you think, you know, "We should provide for people and we should
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like not let people fail too badly or starve or die," or whether you think that we should
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just let people do all those things. That shouldn't be a U.S. Republican versus Democrat
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thing, but it is. And so it's hard to say like, "Oh, we should stay away from political
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topics or that every view is valid," when some of these views, people on both sides
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think that it's not just politics, that it's like the basics of their identity or of human
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standards of decency and obligations to each other. And it's not just political. It's
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It's not like I think we should vote for the person
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in the red versus the person in the blue or whatever else.
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It's like I want people who aren't like me to die
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or I want to help people.
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And those shouldn't be political opinions.
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Those should be like this is the one that we teach ourselves
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and that we value because we're good people
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and this is the other one.
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But apparently that's not what these things are.
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- But nobody wants people to die.
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That's what people are just gonna say.
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They very much do.
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I mean, so that's the, I don't want to get into it again
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'cause this is what it's supposed to be,
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touching on this topic, but that's,
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I feel like I can argue the other side pretty decently
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to like the old other side, again,
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I alluded to like the '80s when they used to make arguments
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to say that actually we all agree
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on what we want to accomplish,
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it's just a difference of opinion
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on how to best accomplish it.
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- That debate is a lot easier to have.
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What you're getting at is it doesn't feel like
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we're even unified on the goal.
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But even though the consequences of these decisions
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may be real, it's not connected in a straight line
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in terms of I want people who aren't like me to die.
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Like, I don't think you will get anybody
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to own that opinion anywhere, right?
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- Well, that's true, but the problem is
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that people will very strongly own opinions
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that precede that, but if you actually follow them
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through the conclusions, then that is a penalty.
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So, suppose somebody has a life-threatening illness
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that is treatable, but they can't afford the treatment.
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What should happen in this case?
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Should our society find a way to pay for people
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in these kinds of conditions to get treatment,
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or should we let them die?
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That is a fundamental argument that we have
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seemingly about every 10 years.
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And if you're on the side of we should help people,
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it seems like you'd be a total monster,
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to use Casey's word, right?
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It seems like you'd be a total monster
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to argue the other side of that,
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to say like, you know, actually,
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no, we should let people die.
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Like, no, that's—but that actually—
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But they don't want them to die.
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They don't want them.
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They're not wishing them ill.
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They wish that if they could snap their fingers and cure them, they would say, "Yes, you're
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We should totally do that."
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It's just an unfortunate situation, and there's just, you know, debating the best
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way to allocate scarce resources and to incentivize the right behaviorist and blah, blah, blah.
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Like, we start shifting to the more intellectual argument towards it.
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But when you connect it up to, like, malice, like, to say that people have malice towards
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like it's not... and get it, ignoring the specifics of this thing more generally, the other general
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topic on the political stuff is, this happens to me, this happens to everybody when you're
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listening to someone talk about something, whether it's political or technological or anything on a
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podcast, they will, especially things with two sides, red/blue, Mac PC, whatever it may be,
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you know, the two-sided debate, they will address a thing like, "people who support x are wrong
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because blah blah blah blah blah. And if people that support X are on a particular team and
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you are also on that team but you don't support X, they'll say people who support X, here's
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what I don't like about it. And people will get offended to say, well, I don't support
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X, but I'm on the same team as the people who support X. And because you're yelling
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at that person, I feel you're yelling at me. And it's very difficult to hold on to the
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thread that says, look, if they are complaining about something that you don't believe, they're
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not talking to you. You know what I mean? But when there are two teams, it's like, if
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they're saying anything about my team, even though I agree with them on this specific
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point, it's like they're attacking my team and I feel attacked. Like, are you trying
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to say that I believe X? It's like, well, if you don't believe X, we're not talking
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to you. And so, like, this is not addressed with you. But when there's two teams, and
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it's on your team, you can't help but get pulled into it. And again, that happens with
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everybody, especially with two-sided debates or, you know, actual sports teams, as the
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case may be, where you can't wrap your mind around a player on your favorite sports team
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maybe did something bad, but you really do love the sports team and you try to square
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that circle so when someone says, "Hey, that person on that sports team did a bad thing,"
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you say, "You be quiet!
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He didn't do a bad thing!"
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And really, in your heart of hearts, you also agree he did a bad thing, but you love the
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sports team.
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So, anyway, that's a difficulty, and when I'm listening to people talk about, you know,
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it's to like or dislike a particular movie or a director or a TV show or, you know, Mac versus
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PC things, it's very easy to think that they're talking about you or to you, ascribing to you
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beliefs that you don't have, when you have to realize it's a broadcast medium and no one is
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saying you specifically there believe these things. And if you don't, then don't take on the burden of
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thinking that you're being reprimanded for something that you don't believe.
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The good news, though, is that there are some universal truths in the world.
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And speaking of sports, there are universal truths like Bill Belichick is a cheater and
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Tom Brady really should not be playing football.
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So anyway, let's talk about the back of the iPhone.
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Adam Mork writes in to say, "My take on that rumor image with Touch ID on the back is that
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it's a real schematic for a real prototype, but it's only for testing.
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There have been more leaked schematics with no Touch ID on the back, and I'm surprised
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that this has been debated in two episodes as an inevitability. In my opinion, this is
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Adam, there is zero chance Apple releases a phone with such idea in the back. It's too
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big of a paradigm shift in form and function. Apple has done more work for far less in the
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past. I'd bet a lot of money it's under the screen at launch. It really feels like a deal-breaking
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feature they would wait for. So I think to be clear, none of us were saying
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that was inevitability merely that this was a supposed leak thing and that we could all
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conceive of Apple releasing such a thing.
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Obviously it would not be ideal, and obviously, you know, plan A is the thing under the screen.
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But we were discussing it, because like, what if they did?
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What if they couldn't get it under the screen?
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Would they put it on the back?
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Like, obviously, Apple doesn't want to if they want to do that thing on the screen.
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It's totally cool, right?
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But I, you know, as I said when we first started talking about this, I believe it is a thing
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that Apple would do, because if the choice is between doing that and not having a new
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phone form factor at all, they would totally do that.
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But I also totally buy this, you know, this is not a slam dunk, this is just a random
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drawing that could be totally fake and as I said we'll find out when the real phone
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is released and we look at the millimeter sizing and if they got it down to three decimal
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points, chances are that it was at the very least a real leak or something manufactured
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based on the knowledge of what the phone would be like.
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But yeah, could be a prototype, could be just a testing thing, it's hard to think of it
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as being a prototype like that because it would take a lot of stuff to move around the
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the touch ID to the back even just for testing because there's a bunch of other crap there
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on the phone.
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But anyway, for my part, I'm not tied to any one of these particular rumors and obviously
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the plan A in both terms of rumors and in terms of what Apple would want to do is a
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thing in the screen.
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And so that's what I'm certainly hoping for, but if it doesn't arrive and the thing is
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on the back, we won't all be flipping out because I feel like we will be acclimated
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to that idea through these leaks.
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Let's talk about dirty fabric on laptops
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This this is this is a little bit of an odd more than a little bit of an odd thing. So
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to set some context the surface laptop has
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Alkintara, is that how you pronounce it? I just just avoid it. Just just avoid it
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Like we avoid all the words we can't pronounce just avoid it
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And and so it has some sort of fabric II leathery something or other on it and that is to my understanding
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including where your wrists sit. And that seems to me to be a really poor
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choice for any human being of any kind. Because I remember having a poly book,
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hi Steven Hackett, which is to say a white polycarbonate MacBook, and I had to
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take a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser to that thing like once every couple weeks, or
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deal with all of my wrist gunk and sweat and whatever and oils turning that thing
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brown and it was gross. And that's plastic. Imagine fabric! And so there's a link to...
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what is this? Boy Genius Report or something like that? I don't remember what BGR stands
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>> It's Brown's Booger.
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>> Oh, fair enough. So we have a link to something. And they show an example of a surface with...
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it appears to be a surface keyboard with some really gross wrist oils all over it because
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clearly it's been used a lot. And that just strikes me as a poor choice. But I don't know,
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maybe I'm missing something. What do you guys think?
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When we talked about the fabric on the Surface laptop's last show, I was concerned about
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the edges fraying and the difficulty of mating that material.
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But more broadly, as this dirty fabric issue brings up, a laptop is something that gets
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a lot of contact, even though you're not supposed to rest your wrists when you're typing.
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And people's hands and wrists are going to be in contact with this thing very very frequently
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And for anything like that, it's a good idea to make it out of a material that is durable
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or washable or ideally both.
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Because there is gunk on our hands.
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And it is going to come off and go onto the thing that we're touching and there needs
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to be some plan for that.
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So on the iPhone screens, A, they're made of glass which is very hard material and easy
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clean and B) they have that coating that tries to repel oil so that when you do try to wipe
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all your gunk off it will come off easily.
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And that's a good plan for the front of a cell phone that you're going to be touching
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all the time.
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Similarly for the track pads on Macs, I think we all remember the original track pads before
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they were glass, they were, you know, various kinds of plastic, and over time the track
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pads would get kind of shiny and slippery and worn down and discolored on the particular
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parts that you touch them.
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Moving to the glass track pad really helps solve that problem to keep it sort of uniformly
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color colored and textured easy to clean because it is a part that you're
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touching all the time. same thing with keycaps making them out of hard plastic
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figuring out how to make keycaps so that the letters and numbers don't come off
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I'm sure we have all met somebody who is some strain of X person which means that
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they secrete oils from their bodies that wear the letters off of the keycaps
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right some people just have I don't know it's if it's acidic or otherwise solvent
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based secretions from their fingertips that will defeat almost any keyboard and leave
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their keycaps perfectly smooth and featureless. But it's a challenge to...
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Wait, people have acid fingers? That's awesome! I don't know if it's actually acid. All I
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know is that some people, you know, if you look at some people's keyboards, they will
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have the exact same keyboard as you and all the letters will be gone from like the home
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row or like the E key and the return and stuff. And you're like, "Look, I'm using the same
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keyboard as you for the same period of time. There's obviously some difference in our body
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chemistry that is causing this to happen." Which is fine, like whatever, but the job
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of making a keyboard is to make it easy to clean and make the little, you know, letters
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resist wearing off. For a laptop, to cover it in fabric, fabric falls down in almost
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all these categories. It is not easy to clean because anything that gets in there gets down
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to the weave or whatever, and to really wash fabric, you put it in the washing machine,
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and if you're lucky, that does a good job, but you're not putting your laptop in the
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washing machine, so you've got a problem already.
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To wash fabric you need moisture.
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You need liquid, which unless you're Casey,
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that's not going anywhere near your laptop.
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- Yeah, and it still needs to pass through it.
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Like it's not just gonna go on the surface.
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And you wanna make it so that whatever does get on it
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comes off easily, you know?
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And the surface stays the same
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if you have it from year to year.
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And the fabric, fabric wears down and frays
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and can get thin and rub through in spots
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and so on and so forth.
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So it is not a great solution for anything
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you're gonna handle that much.
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I mean, even clothes wear out,
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'cause they're made of cloth, we put it on our body,
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eventually you get holes in the knees
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and holes in the pockets and they just fray.
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So it is definitely a material
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that you can't treat the same way you would treat
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even Casey's plastic eye book.
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And one of the problems with the plastic eye books
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was they were white and they had some discoloration issues
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that may not have been noticeable
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if they were like a boring gray
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or if the plastic could be formulated differently
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if it was a different color,
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but they were like very white and translucent
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and that was a problem.
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I think they probably could be cleaned pretty easily.
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I don't know if they were porous or what,
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but and even for the very, what,
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the Blackbook also had similar problems
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with the surface texture going.
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Eventually Apple settled on materials
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that are pretty darn resilient.
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The aluminum and the finish they put on the aluminum,
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it's not super glossy.
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You know, it's like,
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it's a finish that will stay looking the same
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for pretty much the life of the thing
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and combined with the glass trackpad and good keycaps and the glass screens,
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you can have a Apple laptop that looks more or less the same,
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plus or minus dense and maybe scratches, but in terms of color,
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discoloration and finish many, many years later,
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one of these fabric covered things, I think no matter how careful you are,
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depending on your personal body chemistry and amount of crap on your hands,
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not literally, but maybe literally, uh, it's going to be very difficult.
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Very, very difficult to keep this thing looking like new with unwashable fabric coating the
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surface where your hands are going to be.
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So perhaps not a wise choice.
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It is a differentiator.
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It is a style difference.
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As I mentioned last show, I think it's a style difference that doesn't go far enough because
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it essentially looks like an Apple laptop that someone put a bunch of felt on top of,
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which A, I think is not a good look and B, I think is APES Apple's design cues still too
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strongly despite the fabric.
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Anyway, be careful out there with your fabric-covered laptops.
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One thing I will also point out, I was thinking about this earlier today, and as Casey's
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talking about the plastic MacBook, it kind of reminded me of this, that it wasn't that
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long ago that most of Apple's lower-end or consumer-grade products were plastic, and
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you had to pay more to get the premium Pro ones that were metal.
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And for all the complaining I do about some of Apple's product decisions or apathy or
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there are various things nearby there.
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The move to pretty much everything being made
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out of premium materials is appreciated.
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That is something that not every brand does,
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in fact no other brand does it as far as I know
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in computing.
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Every laptop, every Mac that Apple sells
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is now made of metal.
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Every phone now is made of decent metal
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and has a decent industrial design.
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There are no more cheap plastic options,
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unless I'm forgetting something big,
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as far as you can tell, there aren't any.
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Everything now is made of the nice materials
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that, for the most part, that age well
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and things like that.
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- Apple TV is plastic, right?
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- Oh yeah, but you don't touch that or move it anywhere.
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- It's nice looking plastic,
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and you totally don't touch it.
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- Yeah, same deal with time capsule.
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Thanks, Tipster.
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Yeah, I forgot about the time capsule.
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Everybody forgot about the time capsule.
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Apple forgot about the time capsule.
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- But they don't sell it.
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They're out of the router business.
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- I think they still are for sale.
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I think they just weren't going to make more of them.
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- Anyway, it doesn't matter.
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Anyway, so yeah, just nice little note
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that it's nice that now everything
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is made of good materials.
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- Someone in the chat mentioned the iPhone 5C,
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which is my immediate thought with plastic.
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I think the iPhone 5C shows that plastic
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can look and feel premium,
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because I think the 5C was a great design,
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a great external design for a phone.
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Every time I see them in public,
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they look like they're brand new.
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Like, you know, it's just a very hard, durable,
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shiny, probably really easy to clean plastic that doesn't get dirty, right?
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So it can be done.
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And you know, you mentioned the Apple TV, it's a similar type of thing that even if
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people were handling that I think it would be very resistant.
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Because if you just make it out of, like plastic is not just one material, it's a million different
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formulations.
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And Apple sort of learned the hard way which formulations do and don't work from the soft
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plastic on the screen of the first iPod Nano, you know, to the discoloring Macbooks and
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other materials they tried like the titanium power book that had problems with the paint
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They eventually set it on a solution that works well and they spread it throughout their
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line which is a good idea but I'm not going to count out plastic entirely but I think
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I'm going to kind of count out fabric entirely as something that you want to put on the "wrist
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rest area" of a laptop.
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Like no matter how you go to the furniture store and they say "we've got the magic coating
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that repels water and you can throw like jello pudding on this couch and nothing will happen
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and that's true until that coating wears away and then you know then you know it's anything
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that you're going to rub something up against it's just it's not going to last so I suppose
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they could work on was that Simon izing or whatever all sorts of super duper waterproofing
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coating for fabrics but a that they make the fabric feel more like plastic at that point
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and B, even those wear off eventually.
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- Can I pay the extra 50 cents at the car wash
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to get it re-simonized?
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- I don't know what that, I'm just pulling that
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word out of my head.
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I don't know where that came from.
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- I believe that's wax at the car wash,
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but I'm not positive.
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Yes, I go through drive-through car washes.
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You know, don't at me, bro, or whatever.
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- I can't believe you'd do that.
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I wouldn't do that.
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I'm sure Casey wouldn't.
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- I decided a few years ago, after first doing it
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for cars where I didn't know better or didn't care,
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And then I started getting nicer cars
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and people like you guys scared me
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into not going through automatic car washes
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and I didn't want to get my clear cut all swirly or whatever.
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And the result of that was I had really nice cars
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that were always incredibly embarrassingly dirty.
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- You live in upstate New York,
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that's what you're supposed to have.
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- So instead, I decided, starting with my current car,
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I decided I'm not going to care anymore,
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I'm just gonna go through the car wash when I feel like it.
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And my car has been way cleaner as a result.
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And I don't care.
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- It's just a lease.
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care all the scratches that are getting from little bits of grit that are on those flabby
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things scratching your car all over the place. It's not yours.
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And honestly I don't really notice. Like I know what to look for. It is a little bit
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different now that my car is red. Like it's way more noticeable on black. On the red it's
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a lot less noticeable or it's noticeable at fewer angles I guess. So I don't care. And
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most of the time from almost every angle my car looks better now that I'm going through
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car washes whenever I feel like it,
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rather than when I would go like five months
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without getting a car wash, 'cause I had to wait
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until I could go to the place that took an hour,
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or when Casey visited.
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- Pretty much.
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Oh, to be blissfully ignorant again.
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And you know, it turns out maybe the black cars
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weren't such a good idea.
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- Oh! - Oh, man.
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Amartya Banerjee, and I'm sorry if I pronounced that wrong,
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asks, "Do you folks think that the popularity
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"of touch input on Windows laptops
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"could just be attributed to the terrible trackpads?
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that given a good trackpad, having a fridge toaster OS in a laptop form factor is unnecessary.
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It's very hard for me to say because I've never had a touchscreen laptop, and I've only
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ever used them a couple times, and I found them very frustrating because I wasn't used
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to being able to touch the screen, and maybe I grazed it accidentally and all of a sudden
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my cursor moved, or maybe I was stabbing at it like a monster, who knows.
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But anyway, because I've never really understood the appeal of it, I don't think that it's
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a trackpad problem, although I do know that Windows computers have just woefully terrible
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I think that people just genuinely do like having touchscreen laptops.
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Like anyone who I've ever spoken to who has a touchscreen Windows laptop, pretty much
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every single one of them enjoys it and likes having the option of stabbing at the screen.
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I don't get that.
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It seems kind of kooky to me, but that's pretty universally my anecdotal experience.
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What do you guys think?
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- I mean, we've all been around computers for a long time now.
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We know that there are screen textures and non-screen textures.
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So maybe the screen texture is finally just one.
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- As long as they don't touch my screen.
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I agree with Casey that, yes, they have travel track pads, but this is a separate issue.
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People like to touch the screen.
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And I don't think they do it super duper often.
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They just like the option of being able to do it because, I mean, just think of the generation
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is going to grow up with the expectation that every screen is touchable. To have one that's
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not just seems broken, it doesn't mean that you're going to spend the vast majority of your time on
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your traditionally laptop-shaped piece of hardware stabbing at the screen. I mean, you're going to be
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typing on the keyboard, you're going to be using the trackpad, and every once in a while you're
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going to stab at the screen, and it's just all of a piece. And I think it mostly comes down to
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software. Like, if the touch targets are frustratingly small, as I think they would be if you
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just slap the touchscreen on a Mac, that won't be a good experience. But if you're using something
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like a modern version of Windows where a lot of the applications and parts of the OS make an
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effort to have touchable targets, whatever, I think it's fine. And I don't think it has to do
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with the bad trackpads. Because honestly, we trackpad connoisseurs, Marco in particular,
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with his hatred of the ForceTrust trackpad, may be picky about these things. Regular people cannot
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distinguish between the worst Windows trackpad and the best Apple one.
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Because I mean I think most people have trackpad skills that are
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more in line with mine. I am not a tactical wizard. I am not particularly
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graceful with the trackpad. I think I'm closer to the average and being a closer
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to the average trackpad person I know how clumsy it feels and that is the
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overwhelming factor in trackpad use, not the quality of the trackpad, or the mouse tracking,
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or the size of the trackpad, or how sensitive it is, or whatever. No matter how good the
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trackpad is, I feel clumsy. So I think that's how most people feel, and that's why if you
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were trying to put the two trackpads, maybe they would notice the Apple one is bigger,
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but other than that, they're like, "Yeah, whatever, they're both trackpads." So no,
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that's not the reason they like touch screens.
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I think that's a little bit aggressive. I think that certainly not everyone notices
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how far improved the Apple trackpads are,
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but I think a lot of quote unquote normal people do notice.
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Certainly they notice the size, just like you said,
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but I think that it's noticed more often than most.
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I've heard people that are not like super nerds say to me,
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"Oh, you know, I got this Mac,
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"and man, that trackpad's much better."
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It doesn't happen a lot, to your point,
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but it does happen for sure.
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- It's kind of one of those things
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where if they haven't tried the better one,
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they're not sitting there using their Windows laptop
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and you come up to them, "Man, how can you use that trackpad?"
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They're like, "What? It's fine."
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Now, if you were to give them an Apple laptop
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for a week and they had to go back,
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Maybe they could tell the difference,
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but I don't hear it as a pain point.
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I don't hear it as a reason
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people don't like their computers.
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Or if I go to have to use someone's Windows computer at work
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and I say to the person,
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"I don't know how you work on this trackpad,"
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they'll be like, "What, what's wrong with it? It's fine."
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'Cause they don't have anything to compare it to
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and it is the same awkward little thing
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that they're just used to using.
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Or they just use the keyboard all the time.
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- Don't forget the culture of being a Windows user,
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which is like everything kind of doesn't work.
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And so you just, that's what you expect as normal.
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you don't even realize how much better things can be
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when things work and are thoughtfully designed.
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Because on Windows, you're just constantly
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lying on a bed of nails,
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and you don't even notice it after a while.
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- Sometimes I go to use someone's Windows laptop at work
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and they have four buttons,
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two above and two below the track pad,
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or some other weird arrangement
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where there's basically redundant left and right
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mouse buttons on the surface of the laptop,
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and I'll try to do it and nothing will happen.
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Like, oh yeah, that set of buttons doesn't work,
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use these ones.
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continue to tolerate and use this thing, you consider it not broken when some of the buttons
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and some of the major buttons on the front of it don't work. You just get around. You
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just have to use that button. Well, no, no, no. What probably is happening
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there is it probably has both an inferior trackpad pointing device and the unequivocally
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superior trackpoint style pointing device. And the buttons above the trackpad are for
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the trackpoint, the weapon mouse. Yeah, that's probably it.
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And oftentimes that'll get turned off because people are wrong and they use the trackpad
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instead. Before the entire world, well actually it's me, remember that I'm basing this opinion
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on a pre-gesture time. Now the gestures are a thing, and trackpads honestly are the better
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approach. But before gestures were a thing, I tell you, all you people who laugh at that
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little nubbin mouse, you're wrong. It was way better. Anyway, Cory Floyd wrote in to
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say that they work at Wikimedia and heard our latest show discussing the Wicked Tribune
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Project and they wanted to kind of, not necessarily correct, but bring up a few things.
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WikiTribune isn't affiliated with Wikipedia or Wikimedia in any way, which has been causing
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some confusion in the media.
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This is Corey still.
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I think this mostly came across in your episode, but I also wanted to include a few other interesting
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specifics below.
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WikiTribune is based on WordPress, not MediaWiki, like Wikipedia and its sister projects.
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Additionally, it is not actually developed or otherwise maintained by existing Wikimedia
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or Wikipedia community.
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And finally, Wikimedia also has an existing, albeit unsuccessful, project called Wikineews,
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which is in some ways a competitor to Wikitribune in the first place.
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And that's it.
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Wikineews.org.
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We'll put all these links in the show notes.
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So I've got Jimmy Wales.
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But don't be confused about the fact that this is a Wikipedia spinoff, because it's
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- So another Amazon cylinder that isn't a cylinder thing
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came out and I really don't care.
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So does somebody who actually gives a crap
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wanna talk about this, Marco?
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- And this is more of a three-dimensional trapezoid.
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- Ah, fair enough, yeah, good point.
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- This is what Marco said.
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We've got a quote from someone named Marco
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who wrote into the show to say,
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"I'd upgrade our kitchen echo to this in a heartbeat," he says, looking at a then-rumored
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picture of the actual Echo show.
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So, Marco, have you upgraded your kitchen echo to this now that your heart has beaten?
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No, I haven't, because it isn't out yet.
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But I did place a pre-order, and it will be here on, allegedly, June 28th.
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So we will see when that comes.
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Basically the gist of it is, you know, the Amazon Echo is quite wonderful to many people,
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myself included.
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And my family has really gotten into it.
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We use it all the time.
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And it lives in our kitchen, and it is wonderful
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for playing music around the house,
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for setting timers, especially while cooking.
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Tiff uses it all the time for things like checking
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the weather in the morning when running around
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and getting Adam ready for school.
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So there are a number of use cases during the day
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where it would be nice to have a screen.
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For instance, the timers that I just mentioned,
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it would be nice to see how much time is left
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to see them counting down.
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If there ever becomes a way to set multiple named timers,
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right now you can set multiple timers
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but you can't name them.
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I'm pretty sure the Google Home you can name them
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but the Echo does not support that at the moment.
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But again, like when you have multiple timers going
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it would be nice to see them visually
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and maybe to have little touch buttons
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to pause or cancel them individually
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'cause right now it's kind of,
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you kind of can't do it very well via voice
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if you have multiple ones going.
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When Tiff checks the weather in the morning.
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First of all, these pictures show it kind of always
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having this home screen that has the clock
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and the current weather conditions
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on the screen all the time.
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So that would be nice too, to just not even have to
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ask at certain things.
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If you're just walking by, you can glance at it
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and see the weather.
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So there's all sorts of wonderful things like that
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where many of the uses that we currently use the Echo for
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would be nicer sometimes or all the time with a screen.
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Now, there is a fair argument to be made.
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"Why don't you just put an iPad right there
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"and just use an iPad all the time
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"and enable the Hey Dingus feature on it
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"and just use that?"
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And that is a fair argument.
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I have an iPad that sits right next to it
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that I take around the first floor
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and play some podcasts while we do things.
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But we really enjoy the Amazon Echo ecosystem.
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We enjoy the way the product works.
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It works very well for us.
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To have another Echo come out that has a screen,
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I am willing to give Amazon the benefit of the doubt on this.
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When the first Echo came out, we all made fun of it
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because they released this horrible video
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and it seemed so weird and creepy.
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Not that different as we mentioned last week
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from the new Echo Look,
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the weird dressing room camera thing.
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But I will give them the benefit of the doubt
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because as weird as the first Echo seemed
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because they were very bad at selling it
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or promoting it and giving us an idea
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of what it would be like,
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it turned out to be pretty great for a lot of people,
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myself included and my family included.
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Also to point out too, so there have been increasing rumors
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and increasing rumblings that Apple is probably
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going to release something similar to this.
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Rumors are that it might even come as soon as
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like next month at WBC.
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Keep in mind that if Apple does something like this,
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which would be like a premium speaker
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with some kind of screen and some kind of built in
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you know, Siri thing, how much is that gonna cost?
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'Cause this Amazon thing is 230 bucks.
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And if you buy two of them you get $100 off of it.
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That's what I did, I ordered two.
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I figure, we'll have a use for the second one,
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maybe we'll give it to our parents or whatever else.
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There is no way that Apple is going to release
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a standalone speaker with a screen that is very iPad-like,
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possibly for $200.
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That's not going to happen.
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So this will be interesting to see
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how Apple plays in this market.
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And also, again, going back to previous discussions
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about it, a lot of what makes the Echo so good
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are things that Apple's not historically been so great at,
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things like having a really easy to use open ecosystem
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to integrate really well with it,
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things like having a really reliable voice service
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that is fast, that is very consistent,
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that works the same way every single time,
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and hears you very, very well every single time.
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These are things that Apple so far has struggled with.
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So we'll see how that goes,
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but I am optimistic about this Amazon thing,
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and to have this only be like 50 bucks more
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than the one without the screen is pretty impressive.
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And yeah, so I'm looking forward to when it arrives in June.
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And look, it might be terrible, we don't know yet.
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Nobody has a review of it yet.
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No one outside of Amazon, as far as I know,
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has gotten a chance to use one yet.
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But again, I think Amazon's track record
00:37:57
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in this particular area has actually been proven
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to be pretty good, so we'll see what happens.
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- So you mentioned before that you thought
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it was a fair argument that why don't you just have
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an iPad in your kitchen instead of this.
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I don't think that's a particularly good argument
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because the iPad, even setting aside software issues
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in terms of how well Siri understands
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and can respond to what you can do
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and how open the ecosystem is for adding, you know,
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various skills and actions
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that connect other devices in your house,
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even just setting that aside,
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just in terms of the hardware.
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An iPad can't compete with this type of device
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in two of the three areas that are most important.
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One, speakers.
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iPad, the new iPads have very good speakers,
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but this device is dedicating way more room for speakers.
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So in theory, again, we haven't seen one of these,
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in theory, you can put way, way, way better speakers
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in this thing, 'cause there's just so much more room
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for quote unquote real speakers
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instead of very clever little cavities
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in your skinny little thing.
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And playing audio to fill the whole kitchen or whatever
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is an important function of these types of devices.
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And the second one is microphones.
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The iPad has, I think it has multiple likes probably for noise cancellation, but I think
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The strength of the Echo is whatever weird five-microphone beamforming BS it does to
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be able to...
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Eight microphones.
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Anyway, there's way more room for more microphones in this type of thing, and again, we don't
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know how many microphones this thing has, but based on the Echos they have put out,
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this is one of the most important functions of this thing, is to be able to hear you no
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no matter where you are. And the iPad, current iPads, just don't dedicate that much hardware
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for that. The third area where I think it can match it is in the camera, because you
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didn't mention this, but this doesn't just have a screen, it has a camera. And they're
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selling the kind of video conferencing thing, who knows how that will go. That's a whole
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sort of network effect ecosystem type thing. We may just still end up, end up FaceTiming
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each other on our phones.
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I do see why they added this, and I think people will use it, just not me.
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Yeah, you can go on to grandma, who doesn't have an iPhone, doesn't know how iPhones work,
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and if she can just come in front of this, especially the drop-in feature, like where
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you don't actually, where there's a certain time where your thing is open to just suddenly
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seeing these people on the screen, you know? Like if you set this up with relatives who
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are not tech-savvy, just to be able to do video conferencing, where you could never
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get them to use an iPad, even if that was too much for them, if you just plop this down
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on their counter, like I think that could be effective for that particular purpose.
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But for regular people, I don't know. But the camera, again, getting back to the, what
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what I call the look or the echo look over,
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what the hell is it called?
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- The Echo Screen, what's it called?
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Echo-- - Echo Look.
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- Echo Show. - Echo Look, yeah.
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- Echo Show.
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That's because everyone thinks it's a podcast,
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but it's not. - No, no, the other one,
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I'm talking about the look, the fashion camera thing.
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- These are the worst names.
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Okay, yeah, that's called the look.
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- Yeah, so I was saying last week
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that this device category of computing devices
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in your home that have cameras that can see you has legs,
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and here we have within the next week
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another device of granite from the same company
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that puts a camera in your house that can see you,
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and does something with it.
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Both of them look like they have tiny little tablet type
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So I think that's a wash in terms of the iPad
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competing with this.
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But I would be looking for these type of devices,
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the Look and the Show and other things like this,
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to get increasingly sophisticated cameras that
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can follow you, that made multiple cameras to synthesize
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an image with depth sensors and stuff like that.
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Because that's where these things are going,
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to have more sort of awareness of what's going on.
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They can project sound and video to you,
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and they can be aware of where you,
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they can hear you no matter where you are,
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and they can see you no matter where you are.
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As far as I can tell from this one,
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it only sees you when you're in front of it.
00:41:41
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And that leads me to all the things I don't like
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about this particular hardware product.
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Like, if it is a fixed camera, that's kind of crappy.
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You'd hope it'd be smarter, but again,
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cost, you know, whatever, this is the first version.
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This thing is homely.
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It's not an attractive device.
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- Yeah, I will agree with you on that.
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I mean, but to be fair, like, the Echo Cylinder is also not very attractive.
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I think that's pretty sleek, and I think the Cylinder has a thing going for it where it's
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to be unobtrusive and you can put it off to the side.
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Although I do, that's another reason why I like the Google Home, now that I think about
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it, because I was thinking about, you know, if we got an Echo, where would I put it?
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The Home is smaller than the Echo, and it is less obtrusive in the place where I have
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But this, you can't make this unobtrusive because it has to be a place where you can
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see the screen.
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And it's not particularly attractive.
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or white, it looks kind of like a sort of retro 70s piece of hardware. It's very strange.
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It certainly doesn't look elegant. It doesn't look like an Apple device anyway, and it doesn't
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-- it has kind of sort of -- it's kind of like a brutalism, kind of like a rugged, you
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know, 80s Soviet-era hardware. I mean, I guess it has a certain appeal. And then finally,
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this thing is -- I can't really tell from the pictures, but it's slanted back in all
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the pictures I see. It's tilted backwards, like the shape dictates the tilt. It doesn't
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to have an adjustable tilt and for something that you're going to be looking at that's
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going to be looking back at you, that seems just ergonomically and practically speaking
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very limiting. Because the Echo you can put literally anywhere that it can hear you like
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high, low, left, right, just whatever, it's fine. This thing, you need sight lines and
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you need to be able to see it and it needs to be able to see you and depending on how
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tall you are or how tall most of the people are, even just being able to see kids and
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adults, like how would you get that thing in a position where it can both, where grandma
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can both see your kids that are half your height and you.
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And even just if you're just living by yourself, you have to put it on a surface where the
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camera can see you and you can see the screen.
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It seems like that it would have been better to design this to have a little bit more flexibility
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about angle and stuff.
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Again, costs, I understand you can't have an adjustable stand or any kind of tilt thing
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that is any reasonable quality for this price point.
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So like I'm willing to give a lot of leeway there, but this definitely, it kind of reminds
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me of the first Kindle.
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Remember what a monster the first Kindle was?
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Oh, that was something.
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Weird angular white thing with the weird terrible hardware keyboard on it.
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It's like they took a lot of shots of that until they kind of settled down onto like
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the paper white, which is kind of the epitome of the old style Kindle.
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And now they've gone with that weird thing.
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It's like thick on one edge and thin on the other.
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They need to iterate on this one.
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I'm sure they will.
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Although I say I'm sure they will, but what have they done to the Amazon Echo?
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it's still the same black cylinder it always was maybe they just nailed that one on the first try but
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I worry about their software ecosystem too because once they start getting into the realm of like
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video calling and stuff like that I think it's going to be difficult for them to compete with
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facetime because that's basically what they've got here they've got their own little version of
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facetime and facetime for all of the wonkiness of like the weird patent thing that caused them to
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have to restructure the way it's done and the fact that steve jobs impulsively said it was going to
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going to be opened up to the world and it never was and all those other things.
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I use it for its intended purpose frequently and it works.
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You know what I mean?
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I can successfully send video and audio to people.
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The only limiting factor is ever crappy internet connections, which is really nothing you can
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do about it, right?
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Because if you're trying to communicate with somebody who has a crappy internet connection
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or you have a crappy internet connection, it's not great, but it will gracefully degrade
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to a black screen with just audio and also other things.
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It basically works.
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And Amazon, as far as I'm aware, this is kind of their first foray into this.
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I think did they do like kind of video support for one of the color Fire tablets maybe?
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So maybe it's not their very first thing?
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Yeah, they had some kind of thing where it was like a screen sharing thing where you
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could, where like their support rep could like log into your tablet and show you how
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to do things or do things for you.
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- Did you see them or did they see you?
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- I don't know.
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I never, I don't think I ever heard of anybody actually using this feature, but they did
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have that kind of thing.
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And again, I think this is one of those things like,
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Amazon, you know, similar to the drop-in thing,
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was that what they call on this?
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Where you can kind of force call someone.
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- Yeah, it's the same as the Google knock-knock thing
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that we thought was a dangerous sort of thing for abuse,
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but this is opt-in.
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- But at least the way they're doing it,
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yeah, it's like it's opt-in, it's whitelist only,
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and it seems like it's pretty well controlled.
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But I do give Amazon credit.
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They have for years on their tablets and other products,
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other mainstream consumer products,
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for years they have been adding features like that
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or like very good parental controls
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and like kid scheduling and everything else.
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Features that you really would expect
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a company like Apple to do.
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'Cause Apple's so considerate and innovative
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and cares a lot about the customer experience and everything.
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Amazon has really made a lot of these features
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over the years and they can kind of get away with it
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because their scale is so much smaller.
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Imagine the staffing required if Apple were to
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one of those things where they will log into your computer
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with you and show you how to do things,
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like they would never in a million years be able to
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handle that on any kind of scale.
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But Amazon can do it 'cause they're really at a much
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smaller scale for most of these products.
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- As far as we're aware.
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- Well, that's true.
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- There's no labels on the waxes.
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- They make a bunch of weird stuff,
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and not all of it works, but it does seem like,
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I think they have earned the benefit of the doubt
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in that some of their weird stuff is actually really good.
00:47:11
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- It's also weird that like, I mean,
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it's setting aside Apple, which has a strange history
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with these type of devices and just like,
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being almost like stubbornly unwilling to enter markets
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even after it's proven they're viable
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just because it doesn't seem big enough for Apple
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or they have different plans
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or they're pursuing other strategies
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and just in the meantime we get nothing
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and now maybe they're finally gonna come out with one.
00:47:32
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But like an Apple that was doing the opposite
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of what it's actually doing.
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Apple is reducing the number of things that it's made, getting rid of the, you know, the routers
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and reducing, trying to simplify its computer and phone lines and, you know, it's going the other
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direction. But if it wasn't going in that direction and it was expanding, there's a lot of categories
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of devices that you feel like Apple could make a good one of. And also Google. Both of these
00:47:53
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companies have the, have all the pieces to be able to make a really good Bluetooth speaker,
00:48:00
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a really good thing that listens to you. I would argue that I don't think we have seen
00:48:06
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great hardware from Google.
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- I mean, Google Home is fine.
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- We've seen lots of things that come kind of close
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and they always kind of fall down on the support
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or they don't follow through or the products
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end up being delayed and not shipping
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or they have weird shortcomings
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or they only get an OS for like six months.
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I think Google has shown that they are really not set up
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to be a company that sells and supports their own hardware.
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- They don't follow through
00:48:35
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but they have all the pieces to make it.
00:48:37
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They have the server side component,
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they can make reasonable hardware,
00:48:39
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even if it's just a broken apart Chromecast
00:48:41
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shoved in a cylinder, which is the Google Home.
00:48:43
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And the Chromecast for that matter,
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like that little dongly thing.
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I agree with you that the follow through isn't there,
00:48:49
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but they have the pieces to make it happen.
00:48:52
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Like any company can make a Bluetooth speaker,
00:48:53
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but once you start connecting it up to services,
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not everybody has services.
00:48:56
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Google has tons of services.
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Apple has enough services that, you know,
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you get Siri and Google Now and stuff like,
00:49:01
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what's on the other end of this making it work, right?
00:49:03
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And so those simple categories of like,
00:49:05
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Wouldn't we have all loved if Apple made a good Bluetooth speaker and had been revising it over the years?
00:49:10
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We would all give them an extra 50 bucks for the Apple one because it would be nice in some way, if it was actually nice.
00:49:15
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And the same thing for, you know, essentially a Bluetooth speaker with a screen with Siri that you can ask the weather that, you know, like the cheapest possible iPad shoved into a Bluetooth speaker thing with much better, like Apple could have made this is what I'm saying.
00:49:28
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Apple could make the exact Echo Show and who knows if WWC may announce the thing they've made that is like this but better.
00:49:33
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and as Marco said, twice as expensive, whatever.
00:49:36
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But they haven't been participating in this market at all,
00:49:39
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leaving other people to try all sorts of things
00:49:41
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and I suppose to gain loyalty and to build their ecosystems
00:49:45
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and so on and so forth, to the point where I feel like
00:49:47
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Google saw it happening and they're like,
00:49:49
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oh, we should have a cylinder and so they do.
00:49:51
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And maybe Google will try to come out
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with something like this too.
00:49:54
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And just to see Apple sit on the sidelines,
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it's fine if they are working on the next big thing,
00:49:59
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but it may turn out that these little things
00:50:01
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build up to the next big thing, and if Apple's gonna sit it out for much longer, I think
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it's a mistake.
00:50:06
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I'm curious to see what happens, and I'll use me as an example, if it, let's say at
00:50:13
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WWDC they announce the Apple equivalent of this tube thing. I'm stumbling because I
00:50:22
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don't want to say any of the trigger words and have to have you bleep them later, but
00:50:26
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It's called the Apple Alexa Hey Siri.
00:50:27
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Yeah, well, you did this to yourself. So anyway, if Apple releases a lady in a canister equivalent,
00:50:35
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I'm curious to see what my reaction will be. Because sitting here now, like, again, I don't
00:50:39
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doubt that the Echo is very nice and that it serves a purpose for a lot of people and
00:50:43
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that, you know, I have no doubt, Marco, that you guys use it constantly and love it. Like,
00:50:47
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there's nothing wrong with that. Me, I don't feel like this is solving a problem that I
00:50:51
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have in my life. I've said that many times before. I'm curious as kind of a litmus test
00:50:55
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to how susceptible I am to whatever Apple tells me to do.
00:51:00
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I'm curious to see what happens
00:51:02
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if Apple releases their own lady in a canister
00:51:04
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and what my reaction is to that.
00:51:07
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Because if I'm like, "Well, holy crap,
00:51:08
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"I've got to have one of these.
00:51:10
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"How could I have lived without it?"
00:51:11
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And it's really just a Echo but Apple-branded,
00:51:14
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then apparently I really am a lemming
00:51:16
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and it's all downhill from here.
00:51:19
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- In reality, it would most likely be $300
00:51:22
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and you would say, "Oh, I don't wanna buy this one.
00:51:23
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"I'll get the next one maybe."
00:51:25
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- Yeah, and then inevitably I'll buy it anyway.
00:51:27
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- Yeah, right, six months later you'll have three of them.
00:51:30
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- Speaking of a Google Home, a minor Google Home update,
00:51:32
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they added a thing that lets you distinguish people by voice
00:51:35
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and so they can ask for, you know,
00:51:36
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tell me what my day is like
00:51:37
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and it will tell you your calendar
00:51:39
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by recognizing who you are.
00:51:41
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So it's basic multi-user functionality.
00:51:43
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Unfortunately, no one ever asks Google Home
00:51:46
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what's on their calendar
00:51:48
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because it's just not a thing that we do
00:51:49
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and so distinguishing us by voice is not particularly useful.
00:51:52
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I think the only two voices that knows
00:51:53
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to distinguish is mine and my daughter's
00:51:54
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we are like the most frequent users. But all that said, I continue to be impressed by,
00:51:59
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I mean it's basically just Google search behind the scenes, because I'm always impressed by Google
00:52:03
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search when you do, when you type in something in that search box and it somehow figures out
00:52:07
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what you mean and gives you relevant results. That's the magic of Google. Most recent one is
00:52:14
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we were talking about something at the dinner table and we were talking about a movie and,
00:52:19
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and we're like, was that released then? Or, you know, what year was that released?
00:52:23
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we could ask the Google Home, "What year was the movie blah blah blah released?"
00:52:28
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And I didn't have to think about how do I have to phrase this in a way they can understand. I
00:52:33
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don't even remember how I phrased it. I just asked it the same way I would ask a person with
00:52:38
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encyclopedic knowledge of movie releases who's sitting in the corner of the room,
00:52:40
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and the thing spoke out, "The movie blah blah blah was released in March blah blah blah blah blah."
00:52:48
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That to me is still magic because it's exactly like Google search.
00:52:54
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Like I probably just turned it into text and typed into Google search and then read me the top hit
00:52:58
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or something like that. But the bottom line is it answered my question. It wasn't just like a
00:53:01
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general purpose, like what's the weather? What does my day look like? I had a specific question
00:53:07
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about a movie about the release date. And it just didn't just tell me the movie and then list off
00:53:10
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like all the metadata. Let me tell you everything about this movie starring this person, directed by
00:53:14
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this person, released it and I had to wait for the... It just told me the release date of the movie.
00:53:17
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And that I love that right and that's something that I feel like you can't do if you aren't backed by Google
00:53:24
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Because the hard part is not hearing me and translating as a text the hard part is figuring out
00:53:28
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What did you say and what did you mean and how do I answer you know for all I know that's a can thing that?
00:53:32
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They expect people to ask or whatever
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But the more of those I have the less I think I'm just getting lucky and happening to hit upon something they anticipated
00:53:39
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And especially coded support for and there's just like the magic of Google. So what was the movie despite?
00:53:44
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I don't remember. It was too long ago. But despite Google Home, I feel like it's still
00:53:51
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not being revised as quickly as I would have hoped, and its capability is not expanding
00:53:56
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in the way that I hoped. But just for the basic functionality of answering my questions,
00:54:00
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we have the dinner table and quickly settling arguments is money well spent.
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All right, name a movie.
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Hunt for Red October.
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There you go.
00:54:10
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Alexa, what year was the Hunt for Red October released?
00:54:12
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The movie The Hunt for Red October was released in 1989.
00:54:18
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There's been a lot of these queries where I will ask the Echo one of the, you know, a question like this,
00:54:24
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and things that I will say will, that I think there's no way that it's going to be able to help me with this.
00:54:30
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Well it didn't because it's wrong. It's the 2nd of March 1990.
00:54:34
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Minor points. Minor points.
00:54:37
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According to IMDb, that was the American release.
00:54:40
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Is that international versus US release?
00:54:42
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Okay, well hold on though.
00:54:43
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I thought to myself, that didn't sound right to me.
00:54:47
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You can ask similar questions about albums and songs and artists or who sings the song,
00:54:52
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whatever, and all the lyrics are where you can name any lyrics in the song and it will
00:54:56
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figure it out. I mean, there's a lot of overlap between these things, but that I think is amazing.
00:55:01
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And ask the same question. Say, "What is the release date for? What year was it released?
00:55:07
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when was it put out?
00:55:09
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Like, just try different phrasings and see, like,
00:55:11
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eventually if you can stump it, but it's pretty good.
00:55:13
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- Well, basically, so my point is,
00:55:15
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I have asked it questions like this a number of times,
00:55:18
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thinking that it would get it wrong,
00:55:19
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thinking that there would be no chance
00:55:21
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that it'll get it right.
00:55:22
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And it gets it right about maybe 2/3 to 3/4 of the time
00:55:26
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when I ask a weird question like that,
00:55:28
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which is not only better than I expect,
00:55:31
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but is probably fairly similar to most of these things.
00:55:34
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It's probably even fairly similar
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how often Google gets it right.
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In my experience, the accuracy of search results
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between different search engines,
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I still use DuckDuckGo as my primary search engine
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instead of Google.
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It turns out this kind of stuff is actually not that rare
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to be decent at.
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It is not just Google that can do these things.
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It is possible for other companies,
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and in the case of DuckDuckGo, way smaller companies,
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be able to be competent at search, just not Apple most of the time unfortunately, but
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it is very possible for other companies.
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Remember when Amazon had its own search?
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What was that called?
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It was called Alexa, no, Alexa was the rank, right?
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A9 was their search engine.
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But it was...
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Anyway, there's not a lot of them.
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There's Bing, there's DuckDuckGo, there's Google, there's A9 which we all know still
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Apple has never dipped its toe into this field.
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I don't think there need to be that many people, especially if it's like...
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- The App Store.
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- God, yeah, Apple can't search a domain
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way smaller than the web in an efficient manner.
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- Well, look, Siri searches things, right?
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Especially in contexts like Apple TV or Apple Music.
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- Well, that's like Wolfram Alfora.
00:56:47
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- No, but Apple TV, Apple Music,
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it's searching libraries of content,
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and the App Store is really just a really big version
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of that that should be way better than it is.
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- (laughs) But it's not, yes.
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- No, it's so, is it?
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- You know what just occurred to me?
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Doesn't Amazon own IMDb now?
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- Yeah, they sure do. - Yeah, they do.
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- So how could they have gotten this wrong
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if IMDb says it's 1990?
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- You can't find anything on the IMDb website
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with your own eyes and hands.
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So it's like whatever, IMDb is now at work,
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hard at work obscuring the information
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you wanna know about movies.
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'Cause I go to that website page and I'm like,
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"Just who played the main character?"
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And I'm just scanning and thinking
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I have to disclose something or click on something
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and it was just tons of sound and fury signifying nothing.
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- I miss the old IMDb.
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- Yeah, I mean, chances are like the Alexa was trying
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to find the answer on his page
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and just got blocked by all the ads.
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- Oh yeah, one more thing on the Echo Show.
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Marco is lucky because he has a fairly long kitchen.
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I would have no room for this thing in my kitchen.
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As much as I would like to have a thing like this,
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that is I think another limitation for a device.
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I can't really tell how big it is from the pictures,
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but certainly it is both wider than the Echo
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and you can't like put it behind
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or nestled into a corner or whatever.
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has to be somewhere where you can see it.
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- Well, I think it actually might be fairly small
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'cause didn't people say it's a seven inch screen?
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- Yeah, maybe it's, I mean, it's hard to tell.
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Maybe it's smaller than it looks like.
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But anyway, you can't nestle it in a corner
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or hide it somewhere.
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You do need the space and the line of sight for the thing,
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which makes me think that it could replace like a kitchen TV
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so if this thing started getting live TV,
00:58:21
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if Amazon wanted to pull a YouTube,
00:58:24
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what is the YouTube one?
00:58:25
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YouTube TV and Hulu has a live TV.
00:58:28
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Everyone at Apple has a skinny bundle
00:58:31
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on a live TV offering.
00:58:32
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That would be a great thing to incorporate this.
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'Cause people do like little TVs in their kitchen
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to like watch cooking shows or whatever
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with like voice activated DVR functionality.
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They already showed it like cooking up to your like,
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you know, baby cam to show your baby in your crib and stuff.
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The potential for a smart screen with good speakers
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and a camera that's internet connected
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with good software in your kitchen.
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That feels like a fruitful, like it's a device
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that has been made a million times over.
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if you're old and remember all of like the Audrey
00:59:01
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or the three com, maybe that's the Audrey
00:59:04
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that I'm thinking of, but Sony has made,
00:59:06
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Sony was it the E-Villa, I don't know.
00:59:08
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There's been tons of like things like this.
00:59:11
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And they were just, they were gonna say
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they were ahead of their time,
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they were ahead of the tech.
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They weren't ready, there was no ecosystem,
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there wasn't a smart search behind it,
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there wasn't a speech recognition,
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there wasn't, so often there wasn't the internet
00:59:21
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for the really old ones.
00:59:23
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I feel like the time is now.
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And I really hope that we see more of these devices
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from the big three or four, however many,
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however you wanna count it, Apple, Amazon, Google,
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- All right, so somebody has put something
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that I find actually somewhat terrifying in the show notes.
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The show notes reads, "Brief quiz."
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- Yeah, I saw that earlier too
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and got a little bit scared of what,
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I knew immediately that it was Jon.
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I mean, come on.
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There was an article going around that hopefully you two were too busy this evening to read
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and follow the link for that involves a brief quiz that I think we should all take.
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I have already taken it.
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It takes two seconds.
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And so I will paste the URL into the chat room now.
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It is a thing that asks you to make a bunch of selections.
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So just don't read the whole article.
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Don't scroll down.
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Just go to the part where you make the selections and make the selections.
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Do not share your comments.
01:02:16
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And then when we have all done it, come back and we will discuss our choices.
01:02:20
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So here you go.
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It's in the chat room.
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What the hell is Alphabet?
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That's Google, right?
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It's Google's parent company.
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Google, that's Google.
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So if an evil monarch forced you to choose, in which order would you give up these inescapable
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giants of tech?
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Okay, I'm done.
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Well, I got to think about this for a second.
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Jeezy peasy people.
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Okay, he's got to mull it over.
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Just a little.
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You all done?
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All right, so now I will explain the premise.
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They list the big tech companies, Alphabet, basically Google, Apple, Microsoft, Facebook,
01:02:53
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And it asks you in what order would you be willing to give them up.
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So if there's one company that you're like, "I don't care if that company goes away tomorrow,"
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that's obviously your number one pick.
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You'd pick that one and you keep working your way down.
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At the end, you'll be left with the company you would least like to see depart this earth,
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like if they just disappeared or whatever.
01:03:08
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So who wants to go first?
01:03:11
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Well, let's just go through our – let's do a top four style.
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- First of all, the question of like,
01:03:16
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how many people do you think arrived at this article
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and knew what Alphabet was?
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And then every time they mention it,
01:03:24
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they have to say the parent company of Google
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because nobody knows what that is
01:03:28
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because Google is so bad at everything branding-wise,
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everything human, they can't do.
01:03:35
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- I would have just called it Google
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because Google uses the Google brand.
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And I don't think, can you think of something
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that is in Alphabet but not in Google that you care about,
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like AS&S stuff or something?
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Anyway, let's now do our number one choice,
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sort of backwards top four,
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the company that we would all be willing to get rid of first.
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- I'm willing to bet we all have the same one for this one.
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- Whoa. - No.
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All right, what did you pick?
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- Microsoft.
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- Microsoft, hmm.
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- What has Microsoft done for me lately?
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And by lately I mean in the last year, no more than that.
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- Well, they did provide your livelihood for many years.
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- Right, no, but yeah, that's why I said,
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only in the last year.
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And you're absolutely right.
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- Now you have a grudge in the style of my Microsoft grudge.
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- No, no, no, I will never be a grudge.
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It will never be a grudge like you.
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But what has Microsoft done for me lately?
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Nothing really.
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I mean, I do love Visual Studio Code.
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Yes, people are mentioning Visual Studio for the Mac,
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but that's just a rebranded Xamarin development,
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monodevelop, whatever it's called.
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I don't think that there's anything
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that Microsoft has given me in the last 12 to 18 months
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that really affects me day to day.
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and maybe I'm just missing something,
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but I do get some value out of Facebook, believe it or not,
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whereas I don't think I actively get any value
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out of Microsoft today.
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- What value do you get out of Facebook?
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- Oh, (beep)
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- Oh, shoot, I didn't even think about that at all.
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Oh, that might change my tune then.
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- Yeah, I just realized, but see,
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I can't throw Microsoft under the bus either
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because I use their keyboard.
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And also, they own Skype, which we don't love,
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but we use it every week,
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and there's nothing good to replace it.
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These are all hard choices.
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I factor this into my choice for Facebook as number one,
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despite Oculus, which you also forgot about,
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and Instagram or whatever,
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that Facebook is the one I get rid of.
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And, bring it, this evil monarch,
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it doesn't necessarily say which one of these affects you.
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That's the framing device that you're bringing to it.
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Casey's decided the way he's gonna pick this
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is like which one affects his life.
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But there are many other factors that you could use
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in determining which one do you want
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to depart this Earth magically.
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And Facebook I want to depart for so many reasons,
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despite Instagram, which I enjoy,
01:05:42
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and despite Oculus, which may or may not be
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an interesting thing that I use someday,
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almost everything else they do I don't like.
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And I believe that the need they fill
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could be filled equally or better by some other company
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if they were to just poof out of existence.
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So Facebook is my number one, I don't like them.
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- Yeah, I'm gonna stick with that too.
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As much as I love Instagram,
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the other things on this list are more important to me.
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And the omission of Facebook from the world,
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I think, I agree with you,
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I think would have a better effect on the world,
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not just me, than the removal of any other ones here.
01:06:22
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- Flickr could rise again to fill the Instagram.
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If Instagram didn't exist, I feel like something else
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would have done a similar thing,
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'cause what it does is not as revolutionary
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as the fact that it was able to do it
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and gather this network of people and so on and so forth.
01:06:33
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- I mean, honestly, it's kind of amazing
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that Tumblr didn't do that.
01:06:36
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I know I'm biased here, but it was,
01:06:39
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Looking back on it, I think that Tumblr had a big opportunity
01:06:42
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to be what Instagram was, but their timing to mobile
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was all wrong because it was similar cases,
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what almost made Facebook pretty irrelevant
01:06:52
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in the mobile age is that when you have a big
01:06:55
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desktop browser web service, it's hard when mobile
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comes around to realize that you have to change everything
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and be mobile first.
01:07:02
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Facebook realized it almost too late.
01:07:05
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Tumblr got in on it eventually too, but by that point,
01:07:08
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a lot of the ground was already taken,
01:07:10
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and including things like Instagram.
01:07:12
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- Alright, so number two, Facebook.
01:07:15
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- Yeah, for me it's Microsoft, obviously.
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- Microsoft for me as well.
01:07:19
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- And you know, like we said,
01:07:21
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they haven't done a lot for me recently,
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however, again, these companies are all really big.
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They do own a lot of stuff.
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Like, you know, none of us had anything nice,
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except for Casey, had anything nice to say
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about the Facebook product itself,
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but Instagram is owned by it,
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so we have to consider that, Oculus and things like that.
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With Microsoft, they own a lot of stuff too.
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As I mentioned, they own Skype.
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We're all using Skype right now,
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and as much as we hate it,
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there's no clear, better thing for podcasters to use,
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except whatever the Germans are using
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with that Studio Link thing.
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But I don't know anything about that.
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I can't read German, I can't understand the page,
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and it looks like it's some kind of weird plugin
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for another app I don't use, so, oh well.
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Well, I guess I'll figure out some other time, I hope.
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- So far, you can still use Google Translate,
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because you haven't gotten rid of Google yet, so.
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- Yeah, right. (laughs)
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I actually did use that to read the,
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I opened the page in Chrome so I could use
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the built-in translate thing.
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But yeah, ultimately Microsoft doesn't have a large role
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in my life, so that would be my number two.
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And it's not, I don't really dislike Microsoft.
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I kind of feel bad for them these days
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'cause they're playing catch-up on so many
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major important fronts in the industry.
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But they just don't provide a lot of value for me
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compared to the other ones above it on this list?
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>> Yeah, I picked Microsoft for a bunch of reasons, most of which are not evil grudges.
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There's the evil grudge in the back of my mind.
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But I can think of a lot of reasons why I actually wouldn't want them to go away, which
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is why they're not number one.
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Xbox, even though I don't like it, is an important counterbalance to PlayStation.
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It's only a real competitor in the same sort of level playing field, because Nintendo is
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always off doing its own weird thing.
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So I think it's good that it exists.
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They did buy Bungie, which we'll hate them for forever, but on the other hand, we would
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not have the Bungie that we have today if it was not for Microsoft, right?
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So there's some credit there.
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The cloud stuff they're doing I think is interesting and again is a counterbalance to both Amazon
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and Google and so I'd like to see more competition there.
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But I don't like Word or Excel or Office.
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I think all those programs, the world will be better if those programs disappeared and
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we should, you know, come up with modern alternatives.
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They're dinosaurs, we can't get rid of them
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because they've always been here
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and it's a self-perpetuating cycle.
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And all those products that I listed,
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I either don't use them or would love to use something else.
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So I don't say goodbye to them with a grudge,
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but out of this group, they are my number two.
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- All right, so number three.
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- Google for me.
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- Yep, ditto.
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- Or excuse me, I selected Alphabet, whatever that means,
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but I'm gonna say it means Google.
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And this is, again, tricky
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because this includes things like YouTube,
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which is, you know, that's a major--
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- Oh yeah, didn't consider that.
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I think I stick by it, but, hmm.
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- That's the thing, all of these companies,
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they have major acquisitions and major properties
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that you don't think of necessarily,
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but yeah, Google owns YouTube, and that's a major thing.
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So that's hard to give up in a lot of ways
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for a lot of people, but there are other ways
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to find videos online, just none of them are very big,
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I guess, but that doesn't mean somebody else
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couldn't make one, I don't know.
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It's a weird calculus, but I don't use Google's web apps
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for anything other than the show notes for this show,
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which we could, again, we've decided that's the best
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for us to just use Google Docs for our shared notes
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for the show, but there are other options.
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We've all decided they aren't as good,
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but we could go to one of them.
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And I don't use Google web search the vast majority of the time.
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I'm almost always using DuckDuckGo.
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I only occasionally jump into Google when I'm not finding the answer I want.
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So that would be fairly easy for me.
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But for a lot of other people, that would be really hard because they have a lot of
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tie-ins to things like Gmail that are really important to them.
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So it's kind of an easy one for me to say Google, but I wouldn't think that would be
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very common.
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Steven: I did not say Google.
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I said Amazon.
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Steven (01h00m
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Interesting. You know, as we were talking, I started to wonder if me choosing Google
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for number three was a poor choice, because specifically of YouTube. I don't contribute
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to YouTube very often, although I have once. But I feel like I am on YouTube almost every
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day to look at something or look up something or something like that. So my answer was to
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to put Google as number three,
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but I wonder if maybe I should have swapped that with Amazon.
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So how did you land on Amazon as the next one to go, Jon?
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- Well, Google, stuff that Google does is,
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going back to the KC framing of like just the things
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that are important to your life that you use,
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I use it for my email.
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There is no alternative for Gmail
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that has the same properties.
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Like I don't like, using my own server,
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using IMAP is not the same as Gmail.
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I am a Gmail user at this point, not an email user.
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I use Google search all the time.
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And the alternatives are differently able to do things,
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but I'm used to the way Google works
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and I just use it so extensively
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that I wouldn't want to have to try
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to get used to something else.
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YouTube was a big factor in my decision as well.
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I spend a lot of time watching YouTube videos
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and I believe that it's not a matter of
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if they went away, someone else can make a video service
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because even before Google owned YouTube,
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YouTube is very good at what it does in terms of making video that plays when you hit the
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play button, the recommendation engine to figure out things you might be interested
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And there's all sorts of terrible things about YouTube as well, inevitably as the big dominant
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player in a field, but I think they do a good job at what they do.
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And if Google went away tomorrow, it would take a long time for those ecosystems to reform
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around another set of services.
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So I wouldn't want to say goodbye to that as well.
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And then all the other stuff that Google does, all the wacky things that it does, for the
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most part, I like them.
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The translation engine that was translating that German webpage for you.
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Google has really good translation and it gets better all the time.
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All their weird projects with hot air balloons and Wi-Fi and self-driving cars and like,
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I love all that stuff about Google and I think the world would be lesser for them not to
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So that's why.
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And Amazon, why did I pick Amazon as my number three?
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Amazon is great.
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it like crazy like that's what I was thinking about like if Amazon went away
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where would I order all my stuff because I order so much stuff from there right
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but I've used other places that sell you stuff over the internet and they're not
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that much worse than Amazon now maybe they don't have as much selection and
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maybe they don't have as cheap shipping and so on and so forth but I feel like
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beg to differ here I've used enough of them to know I mean even just like
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simple as like when I you know camera stuff I can buy it from Amazon or I can
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buy it from B&H Photo, and B&H Photo is not a titan of the internet industry, but it's
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fine. Lensrentals.com is not Amazon, but it was fine. I bought enough stuff online from
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non-Amazon places that I feel like I could live with that. And often the defaulting of
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Amazon that we all do, like, "Oh, we gotta buy something, let's go to Amazon," that defaulting
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runs me into trouble more often these days, because I will accept Amazon selection as,
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well if Amazon doesn't have it it must not exist which is not true or if Amazon
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has a price it must be a reasonable price which is not true because sometimes
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something on Amazon is insanely highly priced and you need to do some
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comparisons elsewhere for a variety of weird reasons so I do use it I do value
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and rely on the service but I believe that it is not as impressive and
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because I don't have an echo and don't do I'm not in that ecosystem either and
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also I believe that other people can do similar things it was my number three
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This was probably my most difficult choice
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between these two, Amazon and Apple Vet/Google,
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but I came down on Amazon.
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- Interesting.
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All right, so that makes number four next, is that right?
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You see, this is where I picked Amazon for my number four.
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I saved it for this.
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- Same here.
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- You know, my reasoning for saving it for so long
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throughout this elimination is basically that,
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you know, there are lots of places,
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like, you know, you mentioned B&H.
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There are lots of other online retailers for the,
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and by the way, again, Amazon owns a lot of stuff,
01:15:36
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including, if you're a programmer, AWS,
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which is kind of important for a lot of stacks,
01:15:42
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and not always easy to replace the components you're using,
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depending on what you're using.
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But anyway, for retail alone,
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whenever I buy anything from other places,
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I very often wish I would have bought it from Amazon
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for various reasons.
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There's a lot of parts of it
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that other people can do reasonably well sometimes,
01:16:02
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but it's rare that you get any other vendor
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anywhere else online that has the combination
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of everything Amazon offers.
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And this is not only like the kind of fundamentals
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of buying stuff online, which is get it for a good price.
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I mean, now a lot of places offer the same price
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on things as Amazon, or similar price, close enough pricing.
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But also be able to ship to you quickly
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and for not that much money.
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and be able to accept returns really easily
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if it doesn't work out for you, if it arrives broken.
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Be able to provide basic order tracking and things like that.
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Many of the other online retail things that are good,
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Amazon actually owns them, things like Zappos
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and Soap.com which is now merged into Amazon,
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Diapers.com, all this stuff, a lot of those things,
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Amazon actually owns them all.
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so it would rule out a bunch of that stuff.
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And it's also just really nice to have somewhere
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where I've been buying large quantities of things
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from Amazon for so many years now,
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for well over a decade now,
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that I can go back and search my order history
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whenever I need to know what was that thing I bought
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or when did I buy this thing that might be about to break
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and I wanna know how long its warranty is.
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When did I buy this?
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How much should I pay for it back then?
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If I wanna get another one of these things,
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'cause the one I have just wore out or broke
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or ran out or whatever.
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What exactly was that so I can just go buy
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the same thing again?
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Amazon's great when you have a big history like that.
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And so there are other vendors or other retailers
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that provide some of these parts,
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but to have it all in one place like Amazon
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is really very, very convenient.
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There are lots of things about Amazon retail
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that are bad, things like the conditions
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in their warehouses for some of the workers.
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There have been various reports over time
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about how those are less than great.
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So it's not wonderful in all ways.
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Being a seller on Amazon apparently has a lot of issues
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because of things like their incredibly overly generous
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return policy for the customer,
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which is very problematic for a lot of the sellers.
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But for the most part, as a user of Amazon,
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I really, really greatly, greatly enjoy it.
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Again, it isn't perfect.
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Like for example, I recently got a,
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I needed to get a SanDisk memory card,
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a fairly fast, decent one that was like 60 bucks.
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And any memory card is kind of a risk to buy from Amazon
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'cause they have such a problem with counterfeit products
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being in their stock.
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And memory cards are very commonly counterfeited.
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So anything like that I'll buy from B&H
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because they're much more reliable in that way.
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And things like Pro Audio Gear I'll buy from B&H
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most of the time too.
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But like, with those few exceptions,
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Anything I can buy from Amazon, I usually will buy from Amazon.
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I just should also remember AWS S3, EC2, and all the other services that Amazon, that's
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powering tons of startups.
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I know there are equivalent cloud offerings from Microsoft and Google, but if they were
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to disappear the next day, it would probably kill like half the internet startups and a
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bunch of other companies.
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It's like when S3 goes down, you find out how many companies are relying on it.
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So it is a tough one.
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But yeah, I had a number three instead of number four, and you never were.
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I had Google in number four, but I already talked about that.
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Fair enough.
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So we all chose Apple last?
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Yeah, I mean, surprise.
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Like obviously we're going to do that.
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But I suppose this is a good litmus test.
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This quiz doesn't give you much guidance.
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You could use any criteria you want to remove it, and we're all talking about the different
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things we thought about.
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But I would guess that for the reason we kept Apple until last is mostly based on the fact
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that we use Macs and iOS devices.
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So it's suddenly a very personal decision.
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That factored in like, oh, I use Gmail or I order lots of stuff from Amazon or, you
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know, I get some value from Facebook and not from Microsoft because I don't use their stuff.
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But for Apple, I think it would actually be harder to argue about like if Apple is gone,
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no one will be able to do X, right?
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I think, at least for me, more comes down to I use and like the Mac and there is no
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alternative that I would want to use and I use and like iOS devices and there's probably
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no alternative that I would want to use, and so I don't want those things to go away.
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For me, it is less about, "If Apple is gone, they'll never be self-driving cars," because
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that's not true.
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"If Apple is gone, GNOME will ever make VR or AR," not true.
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Like, "If Apple is gone, GNOME will ever make a handheld touch operating system again,"
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actually, we have those now.
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You know, so it's not based on future stuff.
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Like I think in the past, if we were sort of in the beginning phases, like just after
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the iPod and when Apple was making a series of computers that were really impressive and
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weird and setting the world on fire, and then the iPod, the surprise success, the surprise
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overnight five-year success.
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I think I would have said at that time, "I'm saving Apple for last because I want to see
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what they do next because they're just doing hit after hit after hit and even the duds
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like the Cube are still awesome, right?
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What is that Apple going to do next?"
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These days I have less of what is an Apple going to do next thing and it's more just
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like, "Please, Apple, you make many products that I like and enjoy that are an important
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part of my life and I wouldn't like the alternatives. Please keep making them and improving them,"
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which is a lesser thing, but I did save it for last, and for me it's for very selfish
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I mean, I make my living off of Apple. No matter how useless it would be, this show
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or my jobby job, it's all because of Apple at this point. So I would be pretty sad and
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broke if they disappeared.
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- For me it's all about Beats.
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I just don't wanna give up my Beats,
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my Beats Solo 2 Studio X headphones.
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- And Apple Music Connect, right?
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Is that really a big part of your life?
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- Yes, yes, definitely.
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I really love connecting with my engaged,
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I don't even know what it does.
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- It's a big part of finding the setting
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to remove that from your toolbar in iOS.
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That's the best part.
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- Yeah, no, I mean, so like Casey,
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I also make my living off of Apple stuff.
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whether it's through my iOS app,
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which could not exist anymore if Apple went away.
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And yes, Overcast does have a web player,
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which is used by something like 1% of the user base.
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So that's probably not much of a business there.
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Granted, it does suck,
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but it's still not much usage there.
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So my living would go away, or most of it at least.
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We could theoretically keep podcasting
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and we could make money that way,
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but a large part of what we talk about would go away,
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especially if we eliminated the other five companies
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or the other four companies here also.
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- We'd all be using Windows or Linux and Android,
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so I think we'd have a lot of things to talk about.
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- That's true.
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That's true.
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So that would be a problem.
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And also, I will go one step further,
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speaking of that, Jon,
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that you mentioned that without Apple,
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you couldn't really say like,
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oh, without Apple, nobody would ever do X
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or this thing would never exist.
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I would say that there are many of those things in practice,
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but the one that I will point out here
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is I think without Apple, nobody would ever make
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a great personal computing platform again.
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And there's lots of reasons why,
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and this could be a bigger discussion, I don't know.
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But this is part of the reason why I'm so defensive
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of Apple continuing to make pro hardware
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and keeping the Mac healthy.
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Because without that, many slices of people
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have to go to Windows or Linux
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or whatever future options might come about.
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And I honestly do not believe that anyone else,
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any other company will ever make a good general purpose
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computer operating system as we know it today, besides Apple.
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- Well, you put a lot of qualifiers on that
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because you're saying as we know it.
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I think that if Apple was to go away
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and you're waiting for the next great one of those things,
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It would be an OS that is not, quote unquote, "as we know it" today.
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Like, to give an example from the past that didn't quite do it but I feel like could have,
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I don't remember WebOS.
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It was a little bit of a mess.
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It had some bad ideas, but it's not a desktop operating system or general purpose operating
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system as we know it, right?
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And you could even argue Android.
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Like, I feel like the next -- what you'd be waiting for is the next great computing platform
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after Android, essentially, because we've already got Android and iOS.
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We've already erased Google, so Android is gone.
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And then we erased Apple, so Apple is gone.
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So we're left side of this void, right?
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And I feel like the next thing to emerge would be more like webOS, iOS, and Android.
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You're right that there would never be, with all your qualifiers, a great personal computing,
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general personal computing platform as we know it, because I feel like that time has
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And so it is true that we'd be losing a category of things, right?
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And that would be sad for us because we're old, but there would indeed be a new great
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computing platform.
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it just wouldn't be recognizable to us as like a general purpose computing platform.
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I mean, surely in this day and age, it would be entirely like locked down and filled with
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an app store and all sorts of other stuff.
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And probably be touch based or VR based or whatever.
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And ad based.
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Well, we'll see.
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I mean, I thought you were going to say privacy.
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That's what I thought you were going to say.
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Because if you look at all these companies, which one of these even makes like...
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Most of them don't even make faints in the direction of privacy, right?
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I mean, Google, I feel like is kind of good on the security of its own data, but that's
01:25:30
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just so it can data mine it for itself. It doesn't want to lend to the outside world,
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right? But Apple is by far the strongest on data privacy for, you know, and even things
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like energy, sustainability, and stuff like that. Apple's core values, under Tim Cook
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or otherwise, these other companies don't express in the same strong way.
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And so data privacy could be without Apple, how long would it take for another company
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of that size to actually care about the privacy and security of your data to the point where
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it's fighting the government to prevent it from turning stuff over?
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That is not a value that is spread very far and wide in tech, so it would be a shame to
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lose that as well.
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It's an interesting quiz, for sure.
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So now we can scroll down on the thing and see what everyone else picked.
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So 57% pick Facebook as number one, which I think is interesting.
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I mean, who knows?
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Like, this is a self-selected thing.
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Who's gonna click on these things?
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Probably a bunch of tech nerds.
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And I know there's a lot of hatred of Facebook
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among tech nerds, but this is the New York Times,
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by the way, it's on its thing.
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So I'm thinking that maybe the audience is broader
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than I might imagine.
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Maybe it's not entirely tech nerds.
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And what I want to believe is that it shows
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that Facebook is popular because Facebook is popular,
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but people don't really have that much love for it, right?
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They're like, you have to be on Facebook
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'cause everyone's on Facebook,
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and everyone's on Facebook
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everyone's on Facebook, but not universally beloved for whatever reason, whether it's
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the software platform itself or the things people associate with it or they resent the
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fact that they have to be there or whatever.
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Microsoft and second, Microsoft is not on the way up.
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I'm not saying it's on the way down, but it is in transition, so it doesn't surprise me.
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Transition down.
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Amazon third.
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Amazon Third kind of surprises me because I would think more people would frame this
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as here's a service that I use all the time and if I couldn't order from Amazon, but maybe
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only tech nerds with more money than time order everything on Amazon.
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I don't know.
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Alphabet, assuming people knew what the hell Alphabet was.
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Alphabet is third.
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I think people like Google.
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I think people like YouTube, especially YouTube.
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I think people, you know, the general population don't want to, they just think of Google as
01:27:48
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the way you search things, they don't know what the DuckDuckGo exists, they maybe heard
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the word Bing once, Google's an essential thing, everything is Googling, and then YouTube,
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if they're even aware that YouTube was part of it, they're gonna be like, "I'm not giving
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up YouTube, YouTube is basically my TV." And then Apple, most people wanted to drop that
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last because, I don't know, like, Apple customer sat and brand recognition and good feelings,
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you know, people have a lot of good feelings about it. This is not a strict ranking, because
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It really just tells you 32% chose to drop it last and 26% chose to drop Alphabet first.
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So to slice and dice this data it would be difficult.
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But anyway if you look at the little bar graphs at the bottom, Facebook dropped first.
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It's just the runaway winner.
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And then drop last.
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Oh actually no, Google had a higher percentage of drop last.
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So there you go, 40% for Google and 32% for Apple.
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So two companies with a recognizable brand that people really, really like and Facebook,
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Somebody likes them.
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- Marco, you wanna talk to us about how you don't believe
01:30:38
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in Dropbox anymore, and that would have been
01:30:40
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your first one to go if you had the option?
01:30:42
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(Marco laughs)
01:30:43
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Yeah, so maybe about a month or two ago now,
01:30:47
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I forget exactly when it was, about a month ago maybe,
01:30:50
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I decided to try a life without Dropbox, basically.
01:30:54
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I still have my account, but I uninstalled it
01:30:57
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from all of my computers, and I stopped using it
01:31:01
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for anything except I logged onto the website
01:31:04
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to download the audio files that you guys give me
01:31:06
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every week for this podcast.
01:31:07
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And there were a number of reasons
01:31:11
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why I wanted to drop Dropbox.
01:31:13
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Their software on the Mac has gotten increasingly
01:31:17
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invasive of the system.
01:31:20
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It does creepy things like trying to hack
01:31:22
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the accessibility database and installing
01:31:24
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kernel extensions and things, all in the name
01:31:27
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of features that I don't want.
01:31:30
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The accessibility thing I think was about
01:31:34
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sucking in photos or something,
01:31:36
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and the kernel extensions are for things like
01:31:39
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their project infinite file system thing
01:31:41
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that I don't need or want.
01:31:43
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And there's no good options to just say,
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no, please don't do this, thanks,
01:31:47
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just give me the basic thing that uses
01:31:49
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the supported API in Mac OS to do this,
01:31:53
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the stuff that you're doing for syncing a folder.
01:31:55
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All I really want is a synced folder.
01:31:57
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That's all I really want out of this thing.
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Basically the thing it used to be.
01:32:01
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And so all these features I figure,
01:32:03
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all this stuff that I don't want or use
01:32:05
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that are part of Dropbox now,
01:32:07
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let's see what else I can get away with.
01:32:09
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And what I've settled on at the moment
01:32:13
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is I just moved everything to iCloud Drive.
01:32:15
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Because I already pay for iCloud storage for all my photos.
01:32:18
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I already have all Apple devices that I'm running this on,
01:32:21
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with one important exception,
01:32:23
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which is my server that runs my blog engine,
01:32:25
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which I'll get to.
01:32:26
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But for the most part,
01:32:28
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iCloud Drive should work fine for me.
01:32:30
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So let's see how this goes.
01:32:32
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So far, it's mostly fine.
01:32:37
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But I think I'm gonna go back anyway.
01:32:39
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In everyday use, everything's fine with iCloud Drive.
01:32:42
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I even, to make the transition easier
01:32:44
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with some of my muscle memory of running shell scripts
01:32:46
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in my Dropbox folder, I sim-linked home/Dropbox
01:32:51
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to whatever the crazy path is, like mobile documents,
01:32:56
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whatever the path is to the actual iCloud Drive folder
01:33:00
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on your Mac, I sim-linked home/Dropbox to that.
01:33:03
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So I at least start, you know, everything is kind of
01:33:06
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where I expect it to be if I get into like a muscle memory
01:33:10
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of like, you know, going to the Dropbox folder
01:33:11
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or running a script from there, whatever else.
01:33:13
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So that was actually a very easy progression.
01:33:15
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As far as I can tell, doing that has not caused
01:33:18
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anything really weird to happen.
01:33:19
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Although I do keep running out of file descriptors,
01:33:22
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but it's probably not really, it's probably not that.
01:33:26
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- Mm, an OSF.
01:33:28
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- Anyway, so.
01:33:31
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So for sharing my own files between my computers,
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like the basic synced folder,
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iCloud Drive has been totally fine for me.
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I haven't noticed any kind of weird data loss.
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Everything is always right there when I want it.
01:33:45
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One of the interesting things about it is
01:33:47
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because it kinda has like infinite background privileges
01:33:51
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on iOS, I was out working today
01:33:55
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out in the world on my iPad.
01:33:58
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Not something I actually do very often,
01:34:00
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but I was doing it today for various reasons.
01:34:03
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Number one, cellular Macs don't exist.
01:34:06
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But anyway, I was doing this and I went to the iCloud Drive
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app on my iPad for the very first time.
01:34:12
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I have never launched it before.
01:34:14
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And all my stuff was there.
01:34:16
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And all the files that I wanted to access
01:34:18
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were already there because it is always
01:34:21
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working in the background.
01:34:21
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It is privileged.
01:34:22
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It has Apple's blessing to do whatever it wants.
01:34:25
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So unlike Dropbox, which can only work
01:34:27
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if I had already ever launched it, first of all,
01:34:30
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and then whenever it gets a background update,
01:34:32
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but then the system controls that and limits it,
01:34:34
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and if I never use it, it won't really get any.
01:34:36
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So it has privileges on Apple platforms
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that Dropbox can't have.
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I mean, on the Mac, I guess it can, but on iOS, it can't.
01:34:46
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So for the most part, for just that purpose
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of sharing your own files between your own devices,
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iCloud Drive has been totally fine for me.
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The main areas that hurt are, number one,
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I built my blog engine on Dropbox.
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Now, I don't blog very often anymore,
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and that's a separate discussion, and I want to change that.
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But one of the main problems with this is that
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now I don't have a way to edit my blog,
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except for SSHing into my server
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and using vim in the terminal to edit text files.
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- The old ways are best.
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- Yeah. - Stick to that.
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- Which is clumsy, to say the least.
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I could also just switch to a regular CMS,
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but you know I'm not gonna do that.
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- It's a crazy talk.
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- Yeah, exactly, you know me, I know me,
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that's not gonna happen.
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And so that's, yeah, so that has been a pain.
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And a bigger pain has been our shared folder for this show.
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The way we do the show is that this is a common thing.
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You guys give me audio files every week
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from your recording, I take them out of the Dropbox folder,
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I make a project, record it, sync it all up
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and edit it and everything else and publish it.
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We also work together on certain files and folders
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within that shared folder.
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So when we're doing things like t-shirt designs,
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we're working often with shared files in that folder.
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And this is an area that as far as I know,
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iCloud Drive has nothing to offer.
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There are no, as far as I know, right,
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there's no collaborative iCloud Drive folder syncing options.
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And maybe at the RBC, maybe they'll change that.
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So maybe I should wait.
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But for the most part, as far as I know,
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that doesn't exist.
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So collaborating with other people
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and working with other people in a shared folder,
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that seems like I'm gonna have to either go without that
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or do what I do now,
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which is just download stuff off the web interface,
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but that makes it, it's much less convenient
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to actually work in the folders with you guys.
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I guess one thing, if you're just giving me files
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and I just have to download them, that's fine.
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But if we are working together on something
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where we're all kind of editing stuff in a folder together,
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the web interface is going to suck royally for that.
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I should not be using that.
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So basically I'm probably gonna go back to Dropbox
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because of those two big things of shared folders
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and it isn't just you guys,
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like I occasionally need it for other things
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but this show is the one that happens most often.
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But so basically Dropbox shared folders
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and the blog engine problem.
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Now I could install another cloud service
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to do these things.
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I could for instance use something like
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whatever the new name is for BitTorrent Sync,
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what is it, it's Rosilio, yeah.
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I could do that.
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There's a bunch of other things that are kind of like that.
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Other various services and products
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that will behave like Dropbox.
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So maybe I should try some of those first.
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But it's probably gonna be hard to ever address
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the shared folder problem with those things because--
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- Google Drive will do it.
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- Well, I'm not installing that.
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Google Drive is fine.
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- I trust Google even less than Dropbox.
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- I have a terabyte of Google Drive stuff
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and I'm like, I'll stop paying for that one.
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I don't need it anymore.
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but I don't, it's nice to have.
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I mean, I still prefer Dropbox, but Google Drive
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and OneDrive, which is not as terrible as you think it is.
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Speaking as someone who has had it forcibly installed
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on their Mac at work.
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- Yeah, I don't know.
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The problem I have is that all the other options
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sound worse to me, like the ones that are from big companies
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like Google Drive or I think even Amazon
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has something like this and Box.
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- Box is worse, you're right about that.
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- So yeah, so this thing, I think all of these things
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are worse in some way.
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And to address the shared folder problem,
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I pretty much need to use what everyone else around me
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is using, and around our community and around these parts,
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that's Dropbox, no question, it's always Dropbox.
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So I basically have to decide how much am I willing
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to fight Dropbox or to fight not having Dropbox.
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How much is that worth to me versus how annoying is it
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to just have it and tolerate its crappy Mac client.
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And I'm leaning more towards reinstalling it
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just because not having it has been a pain
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in those two big areas.
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But we will see, I don't know.
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I haven't made any final decisions yet.
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What do you guys think?
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- Didn't you disable the privilege,
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accessibility, blah, blah, blah thing?
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- I just say no every time it boots up
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and it says we need your password to work properly.
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I'm like no you don't.
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I know you're lying to me Dropbox.
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I just say no, I just say cancel every time I reboot.
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But that pisses me off, like why should I have to say that?
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- You should let it, it's probably dumb enough
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that you can let it install and then modify the things
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such that the OS will refuse to run them,
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and so the check to see that it has successfully installed
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will return true, but then they'll never actually run
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and you'll get some errors in your console.
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Like you just chmod the files too,
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because it's, especially with the kernel extension,
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Mac OS is super picky about the permissions
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of every single thing having to do
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with the kernel extension for good reasons.
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If you just flip on the right bit, unlike group or other on one file, the OS will refuse
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to load it and it'll just show an error to the log.
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And I bet you that Dropbox is dumb enough that when it tries to see whether it needs
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to prompt you, it will just look to see if like a file exists and it's not getting down
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to the permission level.
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Anyway, there are possible ways to hack around that.
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Or you can just let it do what it does, because I let it do what it does.
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I don't use the infinite thing.
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I don't think I ever will.
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Dropbox occasionally gets flipped out because it tries to drink from the firehose of file
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system events.
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And I wish it would drink from a smaller firehose of just the file system events that happen
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inside the Dropbox folder.
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But my impression, based on the activity of DBFS event D or whatever the hell that thing
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is called, is that it's flipping out when stuff is going on on the file system that
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is not inside the Dropbox folder.
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And I wish it would just chill out.
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But other than that, which I can solve by quitting Dropbox, which by the way is a thing
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I can't do as easily with the iCloud Drive thing, I prefer it.
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And I'm still terrified of iCloud Drive because of the weird behaviors that I've seen with
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weird locked files that can't be opened or deleted anywhere and no recourse and no ability
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to turn it on and off and no way to control the indication of download state or force
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things to download, no way to pin files to my iOS devices.
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I don't know if that's even true, but I'm assuming it is.
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features that I have with Dropbox, I just find Dropbox so much more tractable because
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it is a third-party thing. And I am concerned about the increasing invasiveness, but as
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long as, practically speaking, it doesn't do anything bad to my computer, and if I need
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to turn it off I can, I'm still definitely sticking with that. And I do have Google Drive
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installed and OneNote and a bunch of other things, and occasionally I fire up Google
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Drive, and I think it's fine. Google Drive is fine, I just prefer Dropbox for now. And,
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as you said, the network effect. It's the reason, you know, you're using it because
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'cause everyone else is using it.
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It's just the way people collaborate
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and that's just difficult to overcome.
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- Casey, what should I do?
01:41:47
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- Think you should take off your tinfoil hat.
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You should reinstall Dropbox
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and when we all get all of our data stolen and leaked,
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then you can blame me.
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Thanks for our three sponsors this week,
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Warby Parker, Squarespace, and Away.
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And we will see you next week.
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(upbeat music)
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♪ Now the show is over ♪
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They didn't even mean to begin, 'cause it was accidental.
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(Accidental)
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Oh, it was accidental.
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(Accidental)
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him, 'cause it was accidental.
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(Accidental)
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Oh, it was accidental.
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(Accidental)
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm.
01:42:30
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them @C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-S
01:42:40
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So that's Kasey Liss, M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M
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Auntie Marco Arment, S-I-R-A-C-U-S-A, Syracuse
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It's accidental (it's accidental)
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They didn't mean to, accidental (accidental)
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Tech by cast so long
01:43:04
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So what's the drama with your switch scenario at home? Because we were talking in the relay chat
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It seems as though you are in an impossible predicament where you would like to buy another switch
01:43:17
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But there are deep penalties for doing so
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Yet if you don't buy another switch you will never play the switch because Tiff basically is taking it over
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I thought you're gonna talk about him putting the little slidey thing on the joy con the wrong way
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Well, there's that too.
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I was setting up Mario Kart for kids, and I was trying to do it quickly.
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This is why you can't have nice things.
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Why does it go on the wrong way if it blocks it there?
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Plus goes to plus, minus goes to minus.
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Match the shapes.
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I didn't notice that at first, though, in Marco's defense.
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I did eventually notice a plus and plus and minus and minus, but at first I did not notice
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Well, and I wasn't using the wrong one for the controller.
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I was using the correct one, but backwards.
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I know, but you didn't match up the symbols.
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They go next to each other.
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Why does it go on backwards?
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- Yeah, I like the fact that you had to resort
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to a YouTube video to get out of it.
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Like basically if there was no internet,
01:44:04
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you would be at home staring at this,
01:44:06
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like staring at your broken toy, being like.
01:44:08
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- Do you wanna rethink your ordering from earlier now?
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- No, I (laughs)
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No, I really was about to get a screwdriver out
01:44:14
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and start disassembling it to try to get this thing off
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because like I, remember, I forget which one,
01:44:19
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there were like two or three Samsung phones ago
01:44:22
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where like if you put the stylus in the slot the wrong way,
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it would just get stuck in there forever.
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Like, why is the Switch designed in such a way that you can so easily attach these two
01:44:35
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very commonly attached parts in the wrong direction?
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And when you do, it gets stuck really hard.
01:44:41
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I think the Switch hardware is not Nintendo-like in so many ways.
01:44:45
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That it is delicate and fragile and you can easily do the wrong thing.
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And it is weirdly not—and it's not like Nintendo doesn't have a history of making
01:44:54
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portable devices.
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look at the huge history of portal devices and almost all of them are rugged to the point
01:45:00
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of Fisher-Priceness and very difficult to do something wrong with.
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Like the original FireWire connector supposedly was inspired by the Game Boy Kinect thing
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of having, you know, what was novel at the time, a connector that can only go in correctly
01:45:13
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one way and it can be plugged and unplugged lots of times and still be sturdy.
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And then the Switch comes along and it's, I mean, it kind of started switching to it
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Wii U with making stuff glossy to try to make it look more sort of pro and fancy. I'm not
01:45:26
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going to say Apple-like, but like less Fisher Price-like, let's say, for the Wii U and like
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the Wii U Pro Controller, especially the glossy black model being the high end. And the Switch
01:45:35
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is just like, what is this, a Sony device? Like, it looks Sony-ish. It looks like, you
01:45:41
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know, a PSP, right down to the delicate little bits that seem like they could break off and
01:45:46
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the ability to put things on backwards. It should never be possible to do that. It should
01:45:49
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be super rugged but you know but it is fun to make fun of Margo for doing that
01:45:54
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but he doesn't follow gaming websites so he doesn't he didn't see the 8,000
01:45:58
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stories when the switch was launched about putting those things on backwards
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yeah you're right exactly so I just did it tonight when as I was trying to set
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up these controllers for two kids to play Mario Kart with us and yeah who is
01:46:07
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it was tough anyway but besides that I am greatly enjoying the switch because
01:46:14
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now Mario Kart came out and I'm having so much fun with this such incredibly fun game.
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And if you are the kind of video game person who has already played it on the Wii U like
01:46:27
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John it's not much new for you.
01:46:29
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60 frames per second but as somebody who hasn't played Mario Kart since the Nintendo 64 version. Hey, buddy
01:46:35
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Hey, right. It is so much fun
01:46:37
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and so I really am quite enjoying this and
01:46:42
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It really literally is fun for the whole family
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we like now Adams playing and and like all the the auto steer or like the the kind of bumper cars version of it that
01:46:53
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John was complaining about last week is indeed a problem when adults are playing and you don't realize little antennas in the back of
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their car, but the combination of that and the automatic acceleration is awesome for
01:47:05
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having small children play, because they can play with the whole family and not be too,
01:47:11
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too far behind, not get themselves stuck and have to try to show them how to reverse. It's
01:47:17
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really nice. And in addition to it just being a really fun Mario Kart racing game for adults
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when they're playing it in the normal or hard modes.
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I'm just having so much fun with this game.
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The only downside to this game is that I'm going to have
01:47:33
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to buy more pro controllers probably,
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so it's going to cost a lot of money that way.
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And also, the Switch is still mostly being dominated
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by Tiff and Adam playing Zelda.
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- As it should be.
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- And I also thought, there will be times
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when I want a second Switch dock.
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So for instance, when we go to a beach house
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in the summertime or we have a second TV in our playroom
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and so maybe somebody's using the main TV
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but I don't wanna play on the small screen.
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Maybe I wanna play on it back there.
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Let me see if I can get a second dock.
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How much could it cost?
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Nope, 90 bucks.
01:48:09
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- Another story that if you had read the gaming press
01:48:11
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you would have seen a million of around lunchtime
01:48:13
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or when the prices were announced people were shocked.
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People were also shocked by the way
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with how much the pro controller costs.
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- Yeah, yeah, 'cause that's like 70, right?
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I have two of them now and I pay way too much.
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So I started doing some research of like,
01:48:27
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if I want a second dock and it's $90,
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and a new Switch is only $250, that comes with it?
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- Oh, is it $300?
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I don't know, it's hard to know what the real price is.
01:48:38
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- This is the jump that Marco makes very quickly.
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- $90, $300, they're basically the same, right?
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- Nears makes no difference.
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- Well, it's like, well, do I need more Joy-Cons?
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I thought I was gonna need one a few hours ago
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'cause I thought I broke one of mine.
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So I started adding stuff and I go, actually, this isn't that ridiculous that maybe we
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should just get a second Switch, that way Tiff can play Zelda on the main TV and I can
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go in the back room and play Mario Kart.
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And then I can take one when I travel to the other side of the sea and Tiff can stay here
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and play with Adam and everything else.
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So I started asking around with friends like Jon of like, how does that actually work with
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like game transfers and like I bought all these games digitally, I don't have cartridges
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for any of them on John's advice, which in most cases is good. And that was the right
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No, no, no, no.
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But I was saying, the carts won't save you. Like, even if you had it held on a cart and
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then you plugged into the other thing, the save data is not on the cart. So it's not
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helping you.
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Right. So I'm basically running into all of the issues of being a Nintendo fan that
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Nintendo fans have been yelling about for like 10 years. And I was just never really
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a part of it because I was kind of out of the game, so to speak, for all that time.
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And now that I come back in from Mario Kart,
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and I'm like, man, wouldn't it be great
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if I had a second system, or first,
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let me just get a second HDMI dock.
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Wow, that's expensive.
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Oh, okay, let me get a couple more controllers.
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My God, those are expensive.
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Oh, well, I bought my games digitally.
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Let me see if I can just download them to a second console.
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Wow, that system kind of sucks and is very limited.
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Okay, how about our save game?
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Will that transfer?
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Nope, that won't, it's like,
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all the things, again, like, Nintendo fan,
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this is not news to anybody who's been a Nintendo fan,
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forever, but because I haven't been, this is all new to me.
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Well, I'll take issue with one thing Jon just said, though, that the cart wouldn't help.
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It would help in getting the software between the two devices.
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I agree it will not help in any way, shape, or form with the save, but it will absolutely
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help with getting the game in between the devices quickly and easily without any sort
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Well, it can only be activated on one device, but I bet if you downloaded it onto both,
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you could just, like, activate/deactivate.
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I don't know.
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I've never tried it.
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In theory it might be better, but I really would not relish the idea of taking those
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tiny little cartridges in and out and walking them back and forth from even just within
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Because talk about something that could easily get like vacuumed up or eaten by a dumb dog
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or all sorts of other things that could happen to — dogs aren't smart.
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It's also when it comes to things that should or shouldn't be eaten, let's say.
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My dog particularly loves cat poop, so you know, the bad tasting Nintendo cartridge,
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They also don't chew and apparently don't taste things so it's like one swallow and it's gone.
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Yeah, I wouldn't relish doing that and
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I don't know what's worse. Is the having it downloaded on both of them
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but only active on one versus carrying a cart back and forth?
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Oh, you are way over blowing the difficulty of the cartridge.
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I have cartridges for both Zelda and Mario Kart and I have to swap between them when I want to play different games and
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you are way way way over blowing how difficult it is to keep track of them.
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No, I'm saying if you're walking across the house, like which room is it in from one side
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to the other, and just wait until Declan eats one of those cards.
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I think you're making a mountain out of a molehill.
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My house isn't that big.
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No, the transfer between the two places means you're not sure which location it is, which
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means you're not sure where it is period, which means it can get lost.
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They're very tiny.
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I mean, if it was an N64 cart, you'd be okay, but these are not N64 carts.
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Fair enough.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I will say, though, that I've been deeply enjoying both Mario Kart and Zelda, and much
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Much to my own surprise, I have almost as much time in Mario Kart as I do in Zelda.
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And I think that comes back to what I believe I was saying on this show, it might have been
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analog, that I just find it much easier to just kind of pick up Mario Kart and play,
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where to me, yeah, we were talking about it on this show, where to me, Zelda's not quite
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so simple because I am not good at video games and so I need the context.
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You don't have what it takes to save Hyrule is what you're getting at.
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The world is just going to go unsaved.
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Yeah, that's correct.
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You're gonna say well it seems like a lot of work to save the world when I just go run in circles few times in
01:52:44
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This car racing game, right? Yeah to me as somebody who's only watched Zelda and not actually played it because I really am not into that
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Kind of game at all to me. It's like sitting down for watching an epic film
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Versus like watching a quick YouTube video for fun
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But like I said this Zelda is the is incredibly easy to pick up and do a small amount of things
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I don't think you'll actually ever finish the game by sitting down in a small amount of things
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But it is it doesn't force you to say I'm gonna do the next dungeon like the old Zelda games that you can do a
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Very small amount of things pick up at any time do a little thing and and stop and the way it
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This is one thing that Nintendo has actually finally gotten right the way you can put the system to sleep
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And it wakes back up and you're like literally back at the exact second you put it to sleep
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Yeah, sounds like you something you would take for granted
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But it is taking intent of this long to successfully do that
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That makes it so much easier to pick up
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I mean even just for me like I will pick up the switch
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This is the main time I use it in portable mode like and do my amiibo random reward thing
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Because it's just easy to do turn it on
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I'm exactly where I left off hit a button
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Hit the little NFC thing open up my chest see what I got put it back to sleep
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There's no way I would do that if I had to boot it up or load a game or wait for a long turning on
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Sequence or something like that and again, this sounds like stuff you should take for granted the other modern consoles have done forever
01:54:04
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But now Nintendo is finally did in that aspect
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We're just still waiting for them to understand how the hell this crazy online thing works because they haven't figured it out yet
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Do you guys have your switches nearby by chance?
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No, it's in the other room. Ah, you suck
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What are you gonna play now?
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No, I would never do that
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You to hone your games
01:54:27
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200cc comes auto-unlocked in this, right?
01:54:30
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- Yeah, almost everything is unlocked from the start.
01:54:32
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Like all the tracks, as far as I know, right?
01:54:33
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- It's too easy for you to person-appress.
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- All the characters, the only things,
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like some of the tires and stuff you need to unlock.
01:54:39
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- Yeah, although that is disappointing.
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I haven't spent enough time in it to unlock my favorite.
01:54:43
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The card I usually use is the F-Zero one.
01:54:45
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They have like a little F-Zero looking thing.
01:54:45
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- Oh yeah, I have that one.
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The blue Falcon, I think.
01:54:48
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- Yeah, that's a lot of the ones I like,
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and I think I haven't unlocked it yet.
01:54:50
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But no, in the original Mario Kart 8,
01:54:51
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you had to slowly unlock things,
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and a lot of the things were DLC,
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like a lot of the additional tracks,
01:54:56
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but this has all the DLC and everything unlocked
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except for some of the kart stuff and 200cc.
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200cc didn't even exist in Mario Kart 8 for a long time.
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That was, I think, part of a DLC pack.
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150 was the top, so I three-starred all of 150,
01:55:08
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and 200cc came out and I was like, no, I'm not doing that.
01:55:10
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But I've three-starred a couple of them in 200cc.
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I don't think I'm gonna do all of them.
01:55:16
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- One of my favorite things about Mario Kart,
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as somebody who was out of it for so long,
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is that if you are familiar with the Nintendo 64 version
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and its mechanics and the way the vehicles handle
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and the controls and how the weapons handle,
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how you can hold onto stuff behind you
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and how you do the jumping skid thing
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and how you can hold the skid and everything else,
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all of that muscle memory translates perfectly.
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Everything still handles pretty much the exact same way.
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It still feels like that game.
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And so you're able to, at least I was able to,
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jump in and pretty much know how to play immediately.
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And actually I can say the same thing for TIFF
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and for some of our friends who have played it.
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Everyone I've seen pick up this game
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has just immediately gotten it
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because we all played the N64 version back in the day
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and it just, it handles the same way.
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It's new but familiar.
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- It does not handle the same way.
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- It totally does.
01:56:11
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- By any stretch of the imagination, no.
01:56:13
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I mean it is the same conceptually but like,
01:56:16
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I don't know, you have to be a Mario Kart connoisseur, but Mario Kart's handling is
01:56:20
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so unlike the N64 one, which is in turn unlike Double Dash.
01:56:26
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Maybe the closest you could say is that Mario Kart 8 is a little bit like the Wii version,
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but I find the handling very, very different, shockingly different between those different
01:56:35
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versions of Mario Kart, so much so that it's almost hard to believe that they're the same
01:56:38
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game, that they have the same graphics and everything.
01:56:40
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You're right, the concepts are all the same, the things you're doing are more or less the
01:56:43
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same, but Mario Kart 8 is a nice compromise between, well, I don't know.
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Double Dash is my favorite in terms of handling.
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That's how I wish all of them handled.
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The Wii version was a little bit floaty, the N64 version was a little bit imprecise and
01:56:57
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you had sprites going on there, so it was a little bit of a mess and there was a lot
01:57:00
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of hopping, so it was very different.
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There's no hopping.
01:57:02
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Remember N64 hopping?
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No hopping in this.
01:57:07
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But yeah, Mario Kart 8 doesn't feel as floaty as the Wii version.
01:57:12
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It's not as snappy and precise as Double Dash, but it is a nice compromise.
01:57:16
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It is all round, in the middle, nicely rounded handling.
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But it doesn't feel as precise to me in terms of the racing as my favorites.
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My only complaint about it is that when I first started playing it, I was able to immediately
01:57:33
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figure out how to handle the cars and everything, but I had a lot of trouble figuring out what
01:57:37
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do all these different tires do and what are the different air foils do and what
01:57:42
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is the deal with that because I still haven't really figured that out well so
01:57:45
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and and also I didn't even realize like what what are the coins for like what
01:57:48
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are they what are the coins do and like there's so much so much help with it
01:57:51
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with your game right and so what so I went online and just searched for it
01:57:54
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because the first thing I want to know is like what are the actual like weight
01:57:57
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classes of these characters that I don't recognize weight classes that's not how
01:58:01
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it works and well and so so I went and found like there's this be like IGN like
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like wiki kind of thing that has all these numbers.
01:58:08
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- They have iOS apps you can download actually.
01:58:09
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- So now I finally understand.
01:58:12
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I took like 20 minutes to read all that stuff
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and I read about the thing how like,
01:58:15
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if you hop off of a jump, you get a little boost
01:58:17
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and I figured out what the little anti-grav things were
01:58:20
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and how they worked and like all the stuff
01:58:22
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that everyone who's playing it just kind of knows
01:58:24
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'cause this was probably introduced over the last seven years
01:58:26
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in various iterations of this game,
01:58:27
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but the last one I played was N64 versions
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so that was a long time ago
01:58:31
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and I didn't have things like coins and jump boosts
01:58:35
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and any-grav wheels and things like that.
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- So what is the deal with the different wheels
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and sales and whatnot?
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How does that empirically affect--
01:58:44
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- Do you guys both know how to show the stats,
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which they frustratingly don't show by default
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and don't remember your preferences about?
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- No, I didn't know that.
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- When you're picking a car, you hit the plus button.
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- Or say, "What?"
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- It's another thing that annoys you about Mario Kart 8
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is they don't remember your preference for that.
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So every time you go to that screen, you have to hit it.
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The other thing, I don't know if this is true
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America 8 Deluxe, what I'm pretty sure it is, when you hit the plus, you will see the
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stats for the things and you'll notice that the wheels change your stats.
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I don't know if wings change your stats, but anyway.
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Not all, some of the wings change your stats, but it's in very minor ways.
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But anyway, really, you shouldn't obsess too much about that because a lot of it comes
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down to, here's the two things, here's my advice for picking stats.
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When you are not good at the courses or not good at the game, pick acceleration over anything
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else because if you are going to get hit or make a bad turn or whatever, the most important
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thing is to get up to speed faster.
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And if you also have difficulty and fall off the course ladder or aren't familiar with
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whatever, prefer handling.
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So the fastest cars are the ones that have bad acceleration, high top speed, and handle
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slowly and those are the hardest to race and it will make you feel like you're worse at
01:59:55
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I've never really built up to the point where I liked using those.
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And seeing speed runners use high acceleration, low top speed things for the handling purposes
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leads me to believe that those are a sucker's bet.
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So a lot of them are like, "Wow, great speed!
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Look at the top speed!
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I'll use this thing like the big Mercedes car, like the shiny gold one from one of the
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earlier mirrors."
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Huge top speed, cruddy handling, you will never get a good time with that.
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You'll never win a race, especially when a million items are flying at you.
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So those are the stats I would look at, handling acceleration and ignore speed.
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if you have decent handling acceleration
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and you use your boost and that's the wing formula.
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- Interesting, I'll have to check that out.
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I didn't know you could do that.
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- And yeah, hop on it if you're off of jumps.
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- Yeah, it seems like the character matters the most
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and then the car is like a small multiplier on that
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and then the tires seem to be a smaller multiplier on that
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and then the wing has like a very slight modifier.
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- And don't forget about bikes.
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- Yeah, so why should I use bikes or not use bikes?
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I haven't tried one yet.
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- I have never taken a shine to bikes,
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but my impression is that bikes have potentially different
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or better handling characteristics than cars.
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I'm not sure what they give up.
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I've just never, like, whatever is different about bikes,
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Ameri-Kart 8, I have not, it has not worked with me.
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So I just ignore them, pretend they don't exist,
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and I just do everything on karts.
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But your mileage may vary.
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- Usually I go the opposite way.
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Usually I play as Bowser in some kind of big, heavy thing,
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'cause I appreciate the high top speed
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that you were just telling me not to go for.
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But you're handling this crap though.
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Yeah, well I run off the track a lot, but then my top speed is--
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And then you take so long to get back up to speed.
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But my top speed is ridiculous, and I get to crash into anybody I want, and nothing
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bad ever happens to me.
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Well, bad things happen to you if you get hit with a shell.
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I mean, it's not--anyway.
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Bowser is probably good for like a non--if you don't--we're not racing with computers.
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It was just a bunch of people, because then you do have a lot of defense about like bumping
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people off the track and stuff like that.
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But I still--I don't go in for that.
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What do you play, Luigi?
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You seem like a Luigi person.
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No, I'm a Yoshi man. Same here. I've always been a Yoshi man. Mm-hmm. Same here.
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I mean Yoshi was the obvious choice for the N64 because he was clearly the best character.
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Yeah. But I feel like now maybe we have we have not only more balance, but also more options. Yeah, I mean really
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I'm just picking like a mid
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mid-range type of thing and you and it's because the N64 I'm picking it honestly like and I've carried Yoshi through all the way whether
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He's the best character or not. Yoshi's my Yoshi's my thing. You get Yoshi in different colors now.
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So how do you how does that work if you pick your own me as your player? I don't do that
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I don't know you I've got outfits for myself though the me's actually it says that apparently the me's are the me's figure out their
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Weight class based on like the the me's size and weight. Yeah, you got to use like we fit to try to change your weight class
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Get a fat enough so you can be Bowser
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So sitting here now Marco. What do you think you're gonna?
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Do you're gonna get another switch at some point when you can actually get one now probably not I will probably just
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just stick with what we have and just fight over it.
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- That's a very Casey answer to the problem
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and not a very Marco answer to the problem.
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- Normally you'd be right, but so--
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- If the game sinks work, he would already have bought one.
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- Well, if I could get a hold of one, yeah, probably.
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But yeah, so that, yeah, if there was a better
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sink solution in place for both purchases
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and for save game data, that would make that
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a lot more compelling option, especially considering
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like how much the accessories cost
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how much comes with the Switch when you buy it.
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So that would be a more compelling option in that case.
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But because that is not an option,
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or because there's no good solution there,
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that then instead I will most likely just take what we have
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and just hope that Tiff gets bored of Zelda pretty soon.
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But I don't think that's on the horizon, so we'll see.
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- How close is she to finishing?
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- I can't tell you for sure.
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I believe she has just defeated the last
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big fire monster thing that you have to defeat and return to their saviors or whatever.
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So it appears that they're fairly far in the game.
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Well, because it's open world, you don't have to do anything.
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You could go right to the final boss battle as soon as you get off of the tutorial area
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essentially.
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You'd probably die, but you could.
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So she could go, and she could have gone before, to quote unquote finish the game, and she
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could go now to quote unquote finish the game.
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But merely doing that does not mean you are done with the game by a long shot.
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I finished the game a long time ago and have put in tens of hours since then and have continued
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to put hours into the game.
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So just because she finishes the game, don't expect that you're going to get the thing
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Eventually she probably will get tired of it.
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She's not going to find all 900 Korok seeds or anything.
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But she might spend some more time trying to crank up her number of shrines.
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And if she's paranoid about going into the final endgame with enough attributes, she
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might spend some time increasing her number of hearts and stuff like that.
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Are there any other games coming up that I'm going to want to play besides Mario Kart?
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Are there any 2D Mario games on the horizon, or am I just going to convert to 3D because
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now I'm apparently into Nintendo stuff?
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Well, there's the 3D Mario coming out.
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I think you will get that and play it, and you'll probably like it.
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I don't remember what's on the schedule.
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I mean, Splatoon, which you may or may not like.
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Yeah, I've actually I've never played it. I don't even all I know is that everyone loves it, but I don't know
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I can't even tell you what kind of game it is. It's a you run around and shoot paint on
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People in different areas. It's kind of like a friendly shooter game instead of shooting bullets. You're shooting paint and painting areas
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It's it's neat. Okay, so
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Like and this is like I'm sure like all these characters in Mario Kart that I don't recognize
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They're probably all from these different franchises that I've missed right like some of them appear be wearing paint smocks
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Yeah, like the squid the squid people are from from splatoon arms is coming out which is a new IP which is kind of like
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Boxing game with stretchy arms, which I really don't know how that's gonna be literally arms ARMS
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I figured maybe it was like, you know armaments, but no it's actually arms like it
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That's fantastic
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Alright, yeah, so I shouldn't get a second one. I'll just I'll be patient with this one
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You are the patience is not in your vocabulary sir. No, it's not. It's only a matter of time
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You're probably right. It is I'm telling you what's gonna happen is I'm gonna call you one day from like target and say hey
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I'm looking at a switch
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Do you want me to send it to you and you're gonna say yes, and I'm gonna say and then I'm gonna say well
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How fast would you like me to ship it and you're gonna say overnight and I'm gonna say really that's gonna be like another 50
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Or $100 and you're gonna say yeah, that's fine. Just do it
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That's exactly how this entire conversation will go.
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I can guarantee it.
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If you were Amazon, I could get up the next day for three bucks.
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Well, I am not Amazon, unfortunately.
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It looks like Rime might be coming out for Switch, unless I'm misreading Zarko.
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I just googled just to see the lineup, and it's showing a bunch of games, like, "Yeah,
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yeah, fighting game, Alex.
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Alex, Marco, that other person, is not into this."
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Is this coming for Switch?
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What's Rime?
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It's a third-person little boy runner-up.
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running around in a weird mysterious ancient world kind of thing.
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Like there's a lot of indie games coming is what I'm getting at.
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I think they're saying it's coming to Switch.
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F-Zero's coming?
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It's RedOut.
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Oh, don't mess with my emotions, man.
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RedOut is F-Zero but not.
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But Marko already has an F-Zero but not.
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Yeah, I have the other one.
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The Fast RMX, isn't it?
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I haven't played it once since getting Mario Kart.
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There's a bunch of little indie games that you might look at.
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And honestly, Marco, I think probably what you're really interested in is probably the
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next year when virtual console stuff ramps up.
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Yeah, I would like to see that too.
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Because, you know, all the stuff.
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I mean, it's funny, like, you know, seeing like, you know, Zelda, which is basically,
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you know, like a game that was obviously intended for the Wii U first, and then seeing Mario
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Kart being released for the Switch that is really just a repackaging and slightly expanded
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version of a Wii U game.
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seems so new to people like me and Casey who totally ignored the Wii U. And I feel like
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Nintendo is probably like screaming like, "Why didn't you care about these games before?"
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as they rake in all the money.
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Well, I think they're happy to say like we have a ready game library of like basically
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already completed games that we just have to port that most people haven't seen. And
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they're like, "Wow, this is great." And so I think it's a great, you know, I don't think
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they're angry about it. I think they're happy that they don't have to develop all these
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games from scratch, that they're sort of shovel-ready games to just chuck over there
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and they're all new to you and everyone's happy to have them.
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I think it really speaks to like not only how big of a flop the Wii U was, but also
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just like the difference in reception between these two platforms. Like I think being somebody
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who has been on the outside of it and who's only casually seen in here and there, the
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Wii U, I was never tempted to get a Wii U. The Wii U seemed profoundly uncool and uncompelling
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a lot of ways. And some of that might not have been warranted, but that's how it seemed
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on the outside. And the Switch just seemed like the cool new thing that you have to get
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in on and it's so nice and you get it and it's so fun. I know the Wii U was probably
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that much fun also when it came out, but for whatever reason I was never tempted to get
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a Wii U. Because it just seemed like such a bad idea for no good reason. Again, it seemed
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uncool and uncompelling. And you make a few changes to the hardware and you release basically
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the same games and now it's the coolest thing ever.
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If you can find one for cheap, it is worth getting the Wii U just to play Nintendo Land.
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It's not a reason to buy the entire console.
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What's that?
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It's their packing, I don't remember if it was a packing game, but it's their game that
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basically demonstrates, here's what you can do with this wacky hardware that no one really
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picked up on, but there are games in there that give you that kind of Wii Sports type
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experience where I have never played a game like this in this way before.
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It is super fun, especially for family games, very often with young children.
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For many, many years when we had the Wii U, whenever my son would have his friend come
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over, of all the gaming hardware we have in the house, they would choose to play one of
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the mini games in Nintendo Land.
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Which it was an okay mini game, but really of all the things that we have, this is what
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you want to play that we've played for hours, just week after week, month after month, and
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I don't even think that's the best mini-game. Nintendo Land is all mini-games, essentially.
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And a lot of them are really fun and really interesting, and I will tell you that you
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have never played a game, you know, never played, because it's a different hardware
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arrangement. You have multiple screens, a TV, a handheld thing, playing in the same
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environment with these very strange mechanics with motion controls and cameras and so many
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good ideas in there. None of which, obviously, is a full-fledged game, they're all mini-games,
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but totally worth it just to have that experience if you can find one cheap somewhere.
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Eh, probably won't.
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It's so uncool.