213: Siri in a Can
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We're gonna have this exact same conversation about the goddamn Mac Pro whenever that gets refreshed.
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We have much more conversation.
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It's not gonna be a new Mac Pro, it's just gonna be a fancier iMac, it'll be a short conversation.
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It'll be fine, and we'll buy one anyway, and that'll be that.
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I agree with most of what you just said, except it'll be a short conversation.
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Yeah, thank you, Marco. Completely agree.
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It'll last a show or two, I'm just saying, it's not like we're gonna be obsessing over it.
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A show or two? It'll last a month or two!
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Well, I guess what we'll do is we'll go back to talking about the Mac Pro and they're like, okay fine
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So they did this iMac thing
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But now let's complain more about why they should actually do a real Mac Pro remember when they used to sell a professional computer
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15 shows later. So I think we finally wrap that up
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But we won't be talking about the iMac the iMac Pro will be will take care of in a show or two
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That's true. And then and then one more show when we all get ours, but then mostly we'll go back to complaining about it
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Seriously, you're not really making the Mac Pro anymore, especially if they don't say they're not making and they keep selling the old one
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That'll be awesome. They come up with the new iMac at WWDC
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It's got a Z on it, but they keep selling the old Mac Pro. It'll be like, what are you doing?
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What is it going through your head? Here's a question. Do you think on?
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January 1st 2018 the 2013 Mac Pro will still be for sale. No, absolutely not. I vote yes. I
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I would, if I had to pick I would vote no, but it's not as big of a, it's not as sure
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of a thing as I would hope it would be as I think about it.
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You want to bet five bucks?
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I'm not betting you any money.
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I'm guessing January 1st, 2018 it's still for sale.
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I'll take your five dollar bet.
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Yeah, all right, it's a deal.
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Because I think it's close.
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That's why it's an interesting bet.
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Because I think they'll introduce an iMac Pro and they'll be like, "And this is the
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replacement for the Mac Pro."
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That's how I think it will be positioned,
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and it will finally give them cover
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to can that stupid machine, to can the can.
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- So my primary bet is that this is still for sale,
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that the 2013 Trash Can Mac Pro is still for sale
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on January 1st.
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My secondary bet, which I guess I probably
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won't put money on, but my secondary bet
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is that during the entire year of 2017,
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they won't actually address this issue publicly.
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They won't even say anything of substance
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about any kind of future Pro desktop hardware.
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That basically, this year will come and go
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with no changes to the Mac Pro
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in either the product line or in announcements.
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- But what if they make an iMac Pro,
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does that count as them saying something?
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- I think only if they discontinue the Mac Pro.
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- But what if they say, "This is our new version
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"for Pro hardware blah blah blah,"
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but then also keep selling it for the same reason
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they keep selling everything
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'cause someone new somewhere wants to buy it?
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- Well, I'd still win the primary bet in that case.
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The secondary bet of whether they have done this,
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I guess would depend on like, it'd be a little bit vague,
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it'd be like, is it just like the same processor lines,
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like the Intel 6700K, whatever.
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- If it has the word pro in the name,
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like it's clear what they're talking about is, you know.
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- But if it's still pretty much an iMac,
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it would need like a Xeon, and not an E3.
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The E3 does not count as a Xeon.
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- Is there an eight core non-Xeon Intel thing?
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- No, in the future, I think Tipster said a while,
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but like one of the various lakes, coffee or whatever,
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one of those, they're supposed to be a six core variant
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in the series, but if there is like a quote iMac Pro,
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but it still has the same consumer processor line,
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that doesn't count to me, that's just an iMac.
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And yet, 'cause the iMac is fine, the iMac is great,
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I'm using one now, like there's a lot of reasons
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to have an iMac, but they can tack Pro on the end
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and sell it in space gray and charge more,
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but if it doesn't have a Xeon E5 in there,
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that's not a Mac Pro.
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I will argue about it later, but I'm going to bed.
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- You Mac Pro'd him out, that's it.
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- Yep, I am tuckered out on the Mac Pro.
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- It doesn't take much to be fair.
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- No, it doesn't.
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(electronic music)
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So as always, we start with follow up,
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and Lucas Goosen, I need to look these up before I record.
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That's okay though.
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Lucas G., right?
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He cited an existing app,
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and we are not going to name that app,
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that is currently on the iOS App Store,
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that actually has overlapping windows,
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Colin Allen also wrote in to say that when he was working at Blackboard, they shipped a multi-window
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iPad app with gestures. Now, this is a long time ago, from what I can tell. So in Allen's defense,
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this UI was was modern at the time. Looking at it now is mildly alarming. But there are things that
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are multi-window on the iPad that exist either in the past or today. So does that change how you
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feel about things in any way shape or form, Jon?
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No, because everyone knows there's always things on the App Store that violate guidelines.
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Like, that's the whole point of the App Store guidelines. If you try to do the little kid thing,
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"Why does my sister get to have a lollipop?" Yes, there are going to be applications that
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somehow got by that didn't get flagged and yours gets flagged. Your argument is always with the
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rule system and not with people who happen to have skated by. I mean, pick a guideline. I guarantee
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you can find multiple applications on the App Star that violate that guideline.
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That's just the way it is.
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But anyway, I like seeing these examples of applications that actually shipped in this
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way and the world didn't come to an end and also apparently it was not a UI paradigm that
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was copied by lots of other applications.
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So I'm not quite sure how successful it was, but I like the idea that a few of them snuck
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I like this better than the idea of millions of apps that send you spam push notifications
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sneaking through, quote unquote.
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- All right, and then a friend of the show,
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Stephen Tran Smith, has put together a Swift playground
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that will let you try the floating keyboard on an iPad.
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So you would use the Swift playgrounds app on the iPad
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and run the code that he has put on GitHub, I believe.
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I intended to try this and then completely forgot about it.
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But anyway, you can download this,
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drop it in Swift playgrounds and give it a shot.
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Have either of you tried this?
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>> See, I really wish I had, but it slipped my mind.
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>> This is what they get for adding anything resembling a programming environment to iOS,
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because someone's like, "You know what you can do with a programming language?
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You can write programs."
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And you know what those programs do?
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They execute on your device without going app review, just as if I had uploaded them
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But I don't have to do that, because I don't have Xcode.
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I just run this playgrounds file, and so this is all of Apple's worst fears coming true.
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Oh, no, selector swizzling and private APIs.
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What will happen?
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Nothing will happen is the answer.
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Although I suppose you could probably, you think you could probably, you know, trigger
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a bug to, you know, I guess you could crash the app obviously, but crashing playgrounds
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may not be such an achievement.
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But could you bring down the whole OS by finding some kind of bug or doing something nasty
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Anyway, that's what programming is, and this is a fun way for people to try it to see if
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this little keyboard is worth anything.
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It's kind of weird because you'd want to use it with thumbs like you would on a phone,
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But you can't reach it with both your thumbs on an iPad.
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Like that's the whole deal.
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That it is a tiny little floating keyboard that you can move where you want it to, where
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you want to put it so it can be out of the way and not take up so much screen space.
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But you can't type on it with two thumbs.
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Maybe if you put it in the corner.
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I don't know.
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There's no way to use it like you use it on your phone.
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Although I know a lot of people, myself included, who frequently type with a single thumb on
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their phones.
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You ever do that?
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Where like your one hand is occupied and you're texting something with a single thumb?
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I'm okay at it.
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Yeah, I wish I was.
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The swipe keyboards, I haven't used one in a while.
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In fact, I just took that keyboard off my phone because I use it so rarely.
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But the swipe style keyboards, and I think Google's keyboard, Gboard or whatever it's
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called, supports this.
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The swipe style keyboards are very good for one-handed use, but I find that I don't use
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it often enough that I just made it go away.
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I think I have inappropriate thumb friction for a swipe keyboard because every time I
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I try them I can't I can't find the right balance of enough pressure to be swiping correctly
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but not too much pressure that I'm like scrubbing my thumb against like it just I
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Need to tap item. I'm not a swiper. I remember seeing demos of those keyboard like wow. This is awesome
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Look at that little line darting from key to key
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But then when it comes time for my big meaty thumb to do that at this it's it's hopeless
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So more power to you if it works for you, but I cannot get the swiping to work for me
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Oh my word. I don't even know what to make about this.
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We should just move on. Jon, can you tell us about Apple in Education?
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Got a lot of feedback from people, basically people in education, people who are either
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teachers or school administrators or people who do IT in education. I tried to pull a
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few salient points out because a lot of people had very complicated detailed stories about
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their one situation, but I'm trying to generalize here. So one theme I saw in a lot of the email
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was the recent, in recent years, push for one device per student, which was not a thing
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when any of us were in school, like that, not just in the super rich schools, but then
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in all schools, the ideal is when we're going to buy any kind of computing hardware for
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students, we want to have one for every single student, which was just not an option in our
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days because you'd have a computer lab and like each classroom would have like one iMac
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or two iMacs or something like that, you know, one computer for every student.
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That wasn't really feasible when computers came with gigantic CRTs and took up a huge
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amount of room, but now that they're all really small and portable and cheaper, you can pull
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So the one device per student accounts for an increase in overall volume of computing
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things that schools buy, which is good for Google in this case because they're selling
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most of them.
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We had one report of technology getting more funding than less sexy areas like music and
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arts which are you know perennially underfunded because tech is sexy.
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I think one of you brought this up in the last show like the idea that there's money
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to buy computer stuff because everyone agrees that computers are the future and our kids
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need computers and like I mean obviously they're the present now but when we were kids it was
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like oh everyone's gonna learn computers because it's the future and if we get computers in
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our school everyone feels good about it even though we're not entirely sure if these computers
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make education better in any possible way but hey at least kids will know computers.
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There's still some of that in there and it's exciting for all the kids in your school to,
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you know, get iPads or get laptops or anything like that.
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And we had a couple of people tell us that although Apple no longer makes education-only
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models like the big ugly tooth and the EMAC and stuff like that, they do have special
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configurations of existing devices that like you can't buy in the store but only available
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for education.
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also do a thing where they continue to sell devices in education even after they're no
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longer for sale to consumers. I think the last time I remember them doing that in a
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big way was the iPad 2 that was like gone for everybody but education could still buy
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it. So they're still trying to do what they can to give education, there's no real nice
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way to say this, but like the cheaper, crappier models because every, even the education only
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models, like how are they different from the regular ones? They were cheaper, which is
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important, but they were also crappier because how do you get them cheaper? You make them
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crappier and it always struck me as like a weird bargain because
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do you want to give a ram starved computer to a school is a school the best equipped to
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wrangle a computer that is constantly running out of RAM especially in the bad old days without it without even any virtual memory on on max or
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Without a good virtual memory system anyway, that's less of a concern these days
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But just to down spec so badly and then put those machines into an environment
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The people available to like baby them and coax every ounce of performance out of them
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like it's not that they don't have time for that.
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It's much better to give them a computer that sort of works without anyone having to
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mess with it and if you de-content a computer to use car parlance that's a bad situation.
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But that's what they want.
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They want it to be as cheap as possible so Apple will make them very cheap models and
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now Apple will keep selling you devices long after no person should ever be using them
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but I guess schools will.
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I mean, again, I look at the laptop cart into my kid's elementary school, filled with ice
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How old are those?
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How old is the white plastic iBook?
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That's an old machine.
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Like, it was a great machine when it was available, and apparently it was good for education because
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they aren't all dead, right?
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I don't know how sturdy.
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I mean, I'm assuming they're all, like, terribly yellowed and stained and gross from, you know,
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kids touching them because it was plastic, but, you know, computers last as long as...
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Until they break, because why would you get rid of them?
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and they could just continue to try to find something useful to do with them.
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And on that front, by the way, in terms of tech funding and everything, I live in a place
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full of rich people, and we have high taxes and we vote ourselves.
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We have laws in the books that say we can't raise taxes more than X percent per year,
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and every year they have a vote to say, "If you really want to raise taxes on yourself,
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vote for this," and every year we vote for it, to bypass the thing, to raise our taxes
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And despite all that, our public schools, you go into them and from the standards of
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my own childhood, they're woefully underfunded in every single aspect.
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Large class sizes, facilities all falling apart, and the vast majority of the computing
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technology that arrives in the school on a yearly basis is paid for entirely out of the
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pocket of parents giving money to the school, like voluntarily themselves, just funding
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That says more about the state of public education funding in our country than it does about
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things in tech.
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But comparing it to my childhood when there was a computer lab with a small number of
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computers and my kids' experience in school where there are more computers but that all
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of them had to be bought by the rich parents of the students who go to the school, it certainly
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doesn't seem like we are in an age where it is accepted that schools will all have one
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device per student everyone will have, at least in elementary school, will have computers
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for everyone available. It's like, "Oh, you'll have computers if you live in a place where
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all the parents have enough disposable income to each give hundreds of dollars to the school
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each year." It's the same way we got a new playground, by the way. "Oh, collect money
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from all the rich parents." And, you know, we're glad to do it because our kids are going
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there and we have the money and we pay for it, but it seems like the wrong way to fund
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public education. Anyway, that's really off topic.
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It's funny. I probably have told this story once before, but to just reiterate how terrible
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public education is even in relatively affluent areas. I grew up in Fairfield County, Connecticut,
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which at the time, because of other areas of the county, was I believe the most affluent
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county in the entire country. I lived in a very unremarkable part of it, so it was not
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quite the same for me, but certainly it was a fairly homogeneous, relatively affluent
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area. And every year, probably about three quarters of the way through the year, our
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copier paper, our Xerox paper, was perforated in a very weird way. And curiously, every
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single page we got said Danbury Hospital Radiology Department on the bottom of it. And that's
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because the only way we could have copier paper, the only way we could afford it is
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if the local hospital donated it to us. And it was, I guess, their leftover that they
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had had perforated in a particular way for their particular use. But we just rolled with
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it because what other choice did we have? And unlike you guys who are, I guess, better
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than we were at the time, we would beg to raise taxes just the teeniest, littlest bit
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to give the schools a little breathing room and every time it was shot down. And even
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as a kid, it drove me bananas. I don't know. Marco, you're only like a year away from dealing
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with this, right?
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Yeah. I mean, kindergarten starts this fall for our kid. So here we go. Have you, for
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For preschool or for daycare, have you, have they, probably not because that's like privately
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funded but kindergarten, to see if this is like a nationwide thing or just in certain
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areas, I was surprised when I first could enter kindergarten that one of the things
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that teachers would ask for is paper towels and tissues and things like that.
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It seemed like staples of the classroom, like, "Hey parents," like when I was a kid, when
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the teachers asked the parents for anything, it was, "Hey parents, have your kids bring
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in some canned food for a food drive for the needy, right?
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Instead, my experience with my own children is, "Hey, parents, please bring in boxes
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of tissues because if you don't, there will be no tissues in the classroom because we
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have no money for them."
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Which is like, "Seriously?"
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These are not frills.
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Like, "Oh, we want to buy a fancy new iMac every year."
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It's like, we need literal tissues for kids with boogery noses in kindergarten and there
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is no money to pay for them.
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Like, we can put a building that keeps the rain out and we can keep the temperature vaguely
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within human habitable range, but beyond that, you know, you're on your own, so it's time
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for everyone to pitch in and make sure that we have tissues and paper towels for kids
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in the class.
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Yeah, that's, teachers still buy a lot more than most people know or expect. Teachers
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still buy these kind of supplies out of their own pocket. It's kind of horrible. You know,
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teachers all know this, and families of teachers all know this, but most people don't, and
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kind of sad and you know because it's not like teachers are paid a lot to begin with
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so like you have these jobs that are already not paid you know what they're worth and then
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you have the teachers having to buy like basic supplies for their classroom out of their
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own pockets that that seems so incredibly wrong to me.
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Yeah, but yeah for those that don't know Erin was a high school teacher in a reasonably
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affluent area of Richmond until she had Declan and it was expected that at all grade levels
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every single teacher, and so this is every high school teacher you have, will send home
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a list, and there was a term for it, and for the life of me I can't remember what the name
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of it was, but they would send home a list of supplies that every student was expected
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to get. So every student was expected to bring Aaron like one pack of tissues and one set
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of like whiteboard markers, because they didn't have blackboards, they had whiteboards, and
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like a handful of other things. And this was not unusual. This was expected. And our schools,
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far as I can tell, are reasonably well-funded. I mean, it's not the utter disaster that
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is happening in many, many, many parts of the country, but even still, there's so
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big a discrepancy between what teachers need and what teachers can provide and what the
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schools can provide that they would have the parents bring all this stuff in, too. It was
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totally bananas, but it's what they had to do.
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- There was a video that came out, I don't know,
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at this point it was probably almost a month ago,
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maybe it was a couple weeks ago at the very least.
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- As we always do.
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And this is at apple.com/ios/home.
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There'll be a link in the show notes.
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this is the HomeKit demo promo commercially video thing. And I watched it once when it first came out
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and I haven't seen it since, but the general gist of it was there's a young woman who wakes up and
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has her breakfast, which is all automated, and leaves the house, which is all automated,
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and then eventually comes home, which is all automated, and watches a movie, which is all
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automated, and reads in bed, which is, I guess, reading in bed, and then turns off her lights,
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which is automated. And it's all amazing and perfect in every way. And as someone who
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doesn't really do any of the robots in a cylinder sort of thing.
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This looked pretty impressive to me.
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It looked cool.
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I can't say that I have the fate.
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I mean, I don't know where I would even get a HomeKit powered thing.
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As far as I'm concerned, they're still all but vaporware.
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But apparently they exist because they're all in this lady's house.
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So I don't know.
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There's been a little bit of chatter about this.
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Do you want to tell us about it, Jon?
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This is a tweet from Scott McNulty on Twitter.
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I'm not sure if he has all these devices. I know he's got a million Kindles, but I'm
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not sure if he has all this other stuff. But anyway, he tweeted about it, about this new
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website that Apple has to promote HomeKit. It was a nice website, but the film just showcases
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to me how much easier it is to tell Alexa to do all the same things. Because the video
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shows, for the most part, the person touching big rounded rectangles on iOS devices, whether
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they be iPads or phone, to do things. There is, hey, see, good morning at the very beginning,
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speaking to your phone that's on your nightstand and having it set your thing up for the morning,
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and also later speaking directly into the tiny, horrible Apple TV remote to say, "Okay,
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it's movie time to start a movie." Although I'm not quite sure what it does if you just
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say it's movie time to pick a random movie. Anyway, those are both examples of speaking
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Good morning. It's 9.27 PM.
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What – I knew I shouldn't have activated that thing that I just said, but I did activate
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on my phone. I have never had a hoy telephone enabled until very, very recently, and now
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I'm going to turn –
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This is all stayed in, by the way. This is totally stayed in.
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Oh, absolutely.
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Why do you turn that on?
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I turned it on to see if – I turned it on – as an aside, I turned it on like a week
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or so ago because I'm like, "Look, everyone else has this on on their phone," and I've
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had it off for exactly the reason you would think you would have it off because I never
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wanted to accidentally activate, but very frequently, this gets to the point of this
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thing. I have a cylinder that listens to me in my home now, and I like the idea that I
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can just say things into the air, and I'm like, you know what, maybe that kind of relationship
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with my phone is just there waiting for me, and I've been too stubborn by keeping this
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feature off since it was introduced, and like literally never turning it on, never even
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trying it because it just sounded awful to me. So I should really give it a chance. And
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In this week or two that I've had it on, I have used it consciously about once, and now
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I have triggered it accidentally once.
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That's the first time I've ever accidentally triggered it, because what occasion do I have
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to say that with my phone nearby?
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But for this video, speaking not to the air, but to a device that you know is nearby, whether
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it's your remote in your hand or a phone on your nightstand, is to me different than just
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yelling into the air, not yelling, or just speaking into the air the way you do with
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the cylinders. And all the other things that are in this video, like a lot of using the
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home kit thing on control center, the third screen over, whatever the hell it is, maybe
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it's the second, I don't know, and pressing those rectangles to say, "I'm here, I'm doing
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this, I want to do that, change to this mode," which is fine, like it's good to have buttons
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for all this stuff. But like Scott McDulty says in his tweet, anybody who has cylinders
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it listens to you when you talk in the air, like that is the killer feature. To be able
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to just stroll around and just say something and have it do things, whether it's asking
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it to set a timer, or asking it what the weather's going to be tomorrow, or telling it to turn
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lights on or off, or whatever phrases you enter into the thing, like just getting used
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to being able to say that, and even for our thing, like the stupid stuff of asking it
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how to spell things and multiply and divide numbers, like, or define things or say something
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in a particular language, I don't have to wonder, is my phone in this room? Will it
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hear me from that distance? Will I be able to hear it? Or if multiple phones in the room
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and they all have that feature, who's they are not going to say activated on it, will
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they all wake up and start trying to answer at the same time and everything like that?
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The cylinders simplify all of this. And so this video, I kind of feel the same way. This
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video basically says, "Hey, we at Apple have home automation. It's massively less convenient
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than the cylinders you talk to, but it exists, and if you like tapping buttons, boy, is this
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a thing for you.
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And I feel like they're really missing the boat on this type of home automation.
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And it makes me think once again that as silly as these little cylinders are, everyone who
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gets one ends up liking it for something.
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Like they end up liking it more than they thought they would, because it certainly seems
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pretty dumb.
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And even if they only use one tiny corner of the functionality, that tiny corner functionality
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becomes an important part of their life. And that, I think, shows a successful product.
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So I think Apple not having something like this for such a long time, either because
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they're coming up with the super duper uber awesome one that's going to be way better
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than everybody else's and cost twice as much, or because they just think it's a dumb idea,
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I think they're missing the boat. And this website is like a giant advertisement for
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them missing the boat.
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Yeah, because like, you know, as more people get these devices too, like, timing to the
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the market is kind of important here.
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There is a significant first mover advantage
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because once you have a couple of these cylinders
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in your house from one of the brands that sells them,
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if Apple's comes out and is just a little bit better,
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no one's gonna buy it.
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It has to be massively better to get people
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who have already bought into these systems to convert over.
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And right now, I have the Amazon ecosystem.
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I have a short cylinder in my office
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and a tall cylinder in the kitchen.
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And when the Google Home came out,
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I heard what most people said about it,
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and I was initially interested,
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but then once all the reviews came out
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and basically said, "Yeah, it's fine.
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"It's just about as good as the Amazon Echo.
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"It's not massively better or worse.
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"It's about the same.
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"Better in some ways, worse in others,
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"but about the same overall."
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Then I immediately lost any interest in ever trying it,
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because I thought, "Well, I already have one.
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"It's all set up.
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"I have all my integration set up.
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I'm habituated to saying its commands and using it to control stuff in my house and
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play music and stuff. So why would I switch if the other thing is not massively better?
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And so if Apple comes out with their version of the Amazon Echo or Google Home or whatever
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else and it's, you know, Siri in a can, like, then it has to be way, way better for me to
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care and for anyone who's bought any of these devices to care. And I think the chances of
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that are just not that great. Seeing how Siri actually is and has been today in the competitive
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landscape and seeing Apple's recent kind of accessory hardware in the $200 range like
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the Apple TV or them killing the airport base stations. Like seeing their efforts in this
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kind of area recently, it just doesn't fill me with confidence that if they do one of
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of these things that it's going to be massively better than what we already have. So it's
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probably just going to be roughly the same if not worse and as you said twice as expensive
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probably. So I don't really see that going anywhere. I think the typical Apple, you know,
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the pattern of sitting back and kind of waiting until everyone has like version 2 and then
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rolling out the amazing Apple one, that might not work here. I think that might just be
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more like what we've seen with the Apple TV, which is some people buy it, you know,
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the really devoted Apple fans buy it, but it doesn't have mass market success because
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it's just, you know, more expensive than everything else but not better enough, and
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possibly even not better.
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The one thing by all accounts that Apple is doing better than its competitors is security.
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Like being very careful about who they partner with and having very strict requirements on
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security and privacy. Surely they're better on privacy than Google and Amazon are. Although
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there was that case where some law enforcement agency was trying to subpoena audio recordings
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from Amazon Echo or something and Amazon, I think this was Amazon, did fight them on it and said no
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you can't have our stuff and they're trying to like get that audio classified in a way that it
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makes it not available without a warrant and all these other things right. So but there are a lot
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of security implications to all these devices which at this point you just have to accept that
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you are compromising security in some way by using any of these things. And Apple with HomeKit
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seems to be trying to avoid silly situations where a vendor integrates with you and does something
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extremely lax when it comes to security and has some obvious flaw that either makes devices in
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your houses into botnets or into spy devices and stuff like that. And that's good. Like,
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good in general is Apple tends to be good on security and privacy, but so far consumers have
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shown no willingness to value privacy in their purchase decisions. That is not a differentiating,
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not enough of a differentiating factor. Even in the phone space, Apple is very good on privacy
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and security with its phones, but I don't think that's why people are buying iPhones. They're
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buying them because they like iPhones and it's a nice to have and it's a perk or whatever, but
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people are voting with their wallets by buying, you name it, light bulbs, televisions, cylinders
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that you talk to with terrible security and privacy that like literally intentionally spy
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and you record everything you say and do and then sell it to people and everyone's like,
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"Oh well, whatever, TV works, looks nice." You know, like so it's not that that's how the market
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is working right now and what can you do if people don't value it? Do we need to change something for
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people to value it? Do we need a new generation of people in the aftermath of some terrible privacy
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related thing to deal with this? Are we just happy to leave it to the legal system to say
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like, "Well, people get hacked and hacking is illegal and if it happens, you know, someone
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will stop them, someone, someone, but blah, blah, blah, big sky theory, no one cares about
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what I'm doing anyway, so I'll just buy this Vizio TV and get spied on," or whatever it
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is, you know? And it's true, it's true of the Google cylinder that I have, it's probably
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true of the Amazon ones, and it's, you know, we accept it for the trade-offs. Even Marco,
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famous paranoid privacy advocate who won't put
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precompiled binaries into his application,
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is willing to trade devices in his house
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constantly recording him for the convenience
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of saying something and have his lights go out at night.
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- Well, and to be fair, I'm risking my own personal privacy
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with that one, and then it's very different
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from risking the privacy of my entire
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customer base of my app.
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- You're trading the thing that you can trade,
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which seems like a fair trade to you.
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You're like, well, no one really cares about me,
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and whatever, and I get this convenience,
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And you weigh them and you're like, well, convenience wins in this case, right?
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You know, I don't have any of these devices in the house, like I said earlier, and I've
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only interacted with them a couple of times, and I don't think I get it.
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Like, it's neat, I suppose, but I don't know.
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This is like the old man portion of the show, and I'm surprised it took us this long to
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get here, but I don't really see how getting up and walking a few paces to turn a light
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So terrible like and I know I know that makes me an old man. I know that makes me backwards and ridiculous
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I understand you can't write a letter on a piece of paper and walk to the mailbox is the mailbox too far away
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You gotta have those electronic messages. I
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Completely agree with you and if and if the roles were reversed I would be saying the exact same thing to you like it's just
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This I know I say this a lot and I'm always wrong and so I'm sure this is another time
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But this fills a need that I don't feel like I have fast forward to six months from now
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I'm gonna have probably an Amazon cylinder, a Google cylinder, and maybe even an Apple cylinder,
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and I'll love all of them in their own special way. There'll be my children at that point. But
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sitting here now, there's no integration, there's no thing that I can see today that makes me want
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one of them. And I bet you anything if one showed up at the house, I would end up loving it. But
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But it's just, even this video, I watched it and thought, "Well, yeah, that's cool."
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But I don't, it's solving problems I don't think I have.
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It's like any of those things where you don't know you have the need until you have it.
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And it's not going to be like a life-changing thing like the iPhone was.
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But I feel like everyone who has one, like we use ours less than I thought I would because
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basically I was betting on Google making their product better, faster than they actually
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So, oh well, better me.
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If only you had friends who told you beforehand to pick the other one.
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I don't think I would use the other one anymore, because I think it's basically a
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wash at this point.
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But anyway, apparently not.
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Here's, you know, because it does, it is really good at the things that it does do.
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But eventually, once you realize these things are there and start to get into the mindset,
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what was it?
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Like we're sitting down, ours is within earshot when we sit down to dinner, and we're
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sitting down at dinner trying to think of, talking about some songs that someone heard,
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and because I subscribe to Google Play Music, another reason, by the way, that I wouldn't
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want an Apple one is that it would make me have to subscribe to Apple Music to do what
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I'm about to describe. We were having some discussion about a song, and I can just say
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into the air, I can just request into the air for that song to be played, almost any
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song to be played, and it just starts playing it. Because we were having a discussion of
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what the lyrics were and how it sounds, and the kids wanted to hear it, and no one has
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to get up from the table or pull out their phone and try to search for the song, I just
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say something into the air before you can even get your phone out of your pocket and
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the song is playing. And that is a weird future world thing that I think is awesome. And is
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it a big deal? And is it a need? No, it's not. But for the $110 or whatever I pay for
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this stupid cylinder to be able to say words into the air and have the song that I requested
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play immediately, I think that's like worth the price of entry. Even if I only do that
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once every week and a half and the rest of the time my kids are just asking how to say
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things in foreign languages like this is all bonus.
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Now, again, it's not a life-changing thing, but once you get used to the idea that something
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is constantly listening in your house and can conceivably do things that you find useful,
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it's hard to go back to the idea that nothing is listening and you have to actually pick
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something up and hit it with your fingers because there is a big difference in how it
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feels to do something.
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It's kind of like the difference between how it feels to pull out your phone and look something
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up versus how it would feel to get in your car and drive to the library and look something
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up. And now this is, you know, it's like, you know, it's an exponential type thing where
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like obviously the library is way longer than the looking on the phone. But now, like how
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much how much longer is saying something into the air to your phone? It's probably a couple
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seconds, a couple minutes, but man, it feels it feels so different. And you just can't
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go back to the other way. And if you wanted to go whole full home automation, everything
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and hook stuff up to it and do all stuff like that, that feel like you're starting to get
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into tech gadget land at that point.
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But that can be awesome too, especially if it's like a hobby,
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to have a house where you can just say things
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and have it do stuff and work with your rhythms.
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There's, I think these devices can be enjoyed
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at many levels and as we said last time we discussed this,
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most importantly, they're all freaking cheap
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in the grand scheme of things.
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Like they're not $3, but they're also not $2,000
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like a new MacBook, right?
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You can get one of these, you can buy all of these,
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you can put them, what is the dot one,
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what is the short cylinder, Marco?
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- It's like 40 bucks.
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It's really cheap.
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- You can get one of these things on a whim
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just to see if you might like it and throw it somewhere.
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And if you never use it, you're like,
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"Oh well, it's $40.
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"It's like a nice meal for one person."
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Like, whatever.
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- You know, to answer your earlier question, Case,
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like you don't see why it would be a big deal
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to have faster light switches or something.
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The answer is that there's like one thing
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that gets most owners in the door.
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And for most people I've talked to and been around
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and seen be converted, including myself,
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that one thing is music.
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You know, it's like what John said,
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like it really is awesome to be able to just say,
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Alexa, play fish, and have that just work
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for all of our listeners. - You did that on purpose.
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You terrible, terrible troll.
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- Not the first time.
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Or, you know, and you can say, you know,
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hey Cylinder, play rock music from the '90s.
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It's just really, really nice to have that.
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There's a reason why places like Sonos
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having trouble now. Like anything that is involved in the high end audio scene for tech
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geeks that is not voice controlled is having problems right now because it's once you get
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into the voice controlled music it is so awesome. Especially like when you know if you're having
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like friends over for dinner or something else and you just have it playing and you
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can just and anybody can just say you know next song or pause or volume up or whatever
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else or people can call out their own request. Like it's fun. It becomes a cool a pretty
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cool thing. The Echo is not a great speaker. It's only an okay speaker. Literally, like
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in my house, it is sitting right next to a Sonos speaker that is way, way better sounding.
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And the Sonos speaker almost never gets used anymore because it is just so much more convenient
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to use the Echo for music purposes. And so anyway, you know, what gets someone in is
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usually one cool thing that they like see or hear about and they're like, "Oh my
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god, I want it for that." But then once you already have the cylinder in your house
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and set up and everything.
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Then when Black Friday comes around
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and the switchable outlets go on sale for like 20 bucks,
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you're like, "Hey, let me try one of those."
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And then you try one and you're like,
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"Oh, that ends up, there's that one lamp,
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"it's the total other side of the room,
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"and I turn it off every night,
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"and every night I have to walk over there and turn it off,
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"and what if I didn't have to walk over there?
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"I'd save like five seconds a night, and that could add up."
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And then next time they're on sale,
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you get three or four more of them,
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'cause you realize how useful they are,
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and then all of a sudden you can say,
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"Hey, look, turn off everything,"
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and all of your lights turn off.
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And when you're going up to bed,
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and you have a glass of water in one hand,
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and maybe some laundry, or a dog in the other hand,
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and you don't have any hands to go hit all the light switches
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before you go upstairs, you can just say,
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"Hey, turn off everything,"
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and five things turn off at once,
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and you just walk upstairs.
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And it becomes pretty cool.
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And so that's how you get into this.
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It is not that you can't walk over and hit a light switch,
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but once you have one of these technologies
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for some other reason, like music,
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then it's, and as all the home automation things
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just start getting really cheaper,
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you know, when you can go and get these switch blouts
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for like 20 bucks, whatever,
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or you can have other integration through web services,
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through like IFTTT and various services like that,
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and you know, warm up your car, or you can,
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you, Casey, you have your garage door thing.
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You can like open and close your garage door by voice.
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Like, once you are in the system
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for some other compelling reason, like music,
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you will start having these other things trickle in
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and you'll be like, wait a minute, this is kind of awesome.
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And none of it's necessary.
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Like you could operate your house without these things.
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But once you have a taste of this, it's just really nice.
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Again, it's not a must have.
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We can all send letters to the post office if we want to.
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But once you have something nicer, it is pretty great.
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- Yeah, it's funny you bring up,
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both of you bring up the music thing
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because when I tried Apple Music during the free trial when it first came out, the one
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thing I deeply missed about Apple Music was being able to say to Siri, you know, "play
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mute math" or whatever the case may be, and just have it happen.
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And that was super cool, and it was almost enough to get me to pay for Apple Music rather
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than Spotify, which I prefer for reasons that are irrelevant.
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But all the other things that I preferred about Spotify were enough to keep me away
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from Apple Music.
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And I guess that's the difference is with the garage door opener as an example, I immediately
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understood why having an internet-connected garage door opener could immediately improve
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or improve may be a strong word, but I can't think of a better one, improve my life.
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Whereas the cylinders, I don't doubt that they would make things better in all the ways
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you described, but there's less of a visceral, tangible need that I can see sitting here now.
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And I'm sure the time will come that I will get one, and I'm sure I'll be on this show saying,
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"By God, what was I thinking? Of course I wanted this." But sitting here now, ignorance is less.
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[crickets chirping]
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Wow. You know, it does take some time to actually figure out what you think is going to be good for
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after you just play with it and find the limits of the thing. And I think it really is situational.
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Like it's not as if you have to like, "Every day I'm going to do this thing and I'm going
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to use this thing to do the thing."
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Like getting a new device into your life and incorporating it into some tasks you have
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Like for me that's not my experience of having this thing.
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It's more like developing an awareness that this thing is there so that when a need comes
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up that you reflexively satisfy in other ways, eventually you come to remember, "I don't
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have to do that.
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I can just say this question into the air and get an answer."
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Even if it's like dividing two numbers or converting like teaspoons into cups or whatever,
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all those things are things I've done my whole life and I go, "I don't remember the converters,
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let me check," or whatever.
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And you can always pick up your phone or ask someone in the house who you think knows the
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conversion or all these other ways you have to solve this problem.
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Eventually, the most important thing you need to have is a deep-grained instinctive awareness
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that I can say this thing into the air and get an answer, right? And that's the hardest
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part because you will find yourself pulling out your phone and typing into Google, you
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know, "How many teaspoons in a cup?" And you'll do that and maybe do that without
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even realizing you could have just asked that question, but eventually it sinks in. It sinks
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in after some incidents of like arguing about the lyrics to the song over dinner and realizing,
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we can settle this in 30 seconds. I can just request that song by title. It will immediately
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start playing and we can all listen to it together, right? Or not remembering what year
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someone was born or what album this thing was on or whatever. We can all take out our
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phones and look it up. We all know how to do that. It's like, you could do that. Or
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you could just put a little trigger phrase that I'm not going to say in front of that
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same question you were just asking each other and instantly get some kind of answer. And
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it can go too far where we have the recent rash of the Google, what is it, the Google
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answer thing where it tries to answer the question definitively at the top of search
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results and it just throws out bogus stuff that has no foundation and truth, right? And
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all these devices, again, there are security concerns and privacy concerns and everything,
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but it is a glimpse of the as-yet-unperfected, unrealized future. And like all gadget tech
00:44:39
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geeks, we all like to sort of see what that future is going to be like and try living
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it even if it is pretty rough at this point, just because we think there's value in it
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and whatever form it takes in the future, I think this type of interface has proved
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its worth that it has to be part of the various ways we interact with technology and networks,
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All the other ones have proved their worth, and they're not going to go away and be
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completely replaced with this, but this, I feel like, has definitively proved its worth.
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It's just a question of how it fits in with all the other ways that we use computing devices
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and connect networks and stuff.
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And it does it while looking amazing for you.
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So with the interface you use and the interface everyone else sees, first of all it looks
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almost the same because it's really like a what you see is what you get environment.
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But then your site just looks so good with their professionally designed templates that
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you can very, very easily customize if you want to.
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All this drag and drop stuff and little live previews and what you see is what you get.
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It is so nice to make websites with Squarespace and it's so easy.
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It is so much easier than how it used to be to do any of this stuff.
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it's making a simple blog or a podcast or setting up a whole store. With Squarespace
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you should click a few buttons and it's basically done. They support it if you need any help.
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So YouTube also, almost a month ago now, has announced YouTube TV, which means for $35
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a month. Subscribers get all four major networks, ABC, CBS, FOX, and NBC, and around 30 of the
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biggest cable channels. And that price covers six accounts, so each member of the house
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can have a personalized account that offers recommendations tuned to their taste. I'm
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reading mostly from The Verge's coverage of this. It will be missing channels from Viacom,
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including big names like Comedy Central and MTV. It also won't have programming from Turner,
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which means you won't get CNN, TV, STNT, AMC, Discovery, and A&E.
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But this, as someone who is not really looking to cut the cord, this does sound pretty compelling
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I don't really have a good feel for what the landscape is for cord cutters, because I'm
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not even really considering it at the moment.
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But this sounds really good.
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Marco, I know you're not really that into broadcast TV, but I believe you've cut the
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cord, so are you interested in this at all?
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- Yeah, I mean, the last time I had cable
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was about 10 years ago, and I don't say that's to like,
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to super brag in the hipster way possible, just a fact.
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I've, you know, since then, I've gotten into the habit
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of just not having these TV channels.
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I do get and buy TV content in other ways,
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like through iTunes and stuff, although honestly,
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I cannot leave Apple TV purchasing fast enough.
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Like, as Top Chef wrapped up on one more season,
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I still can't believe how bad buying TV series
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on Apple TV is and then watching them
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and all the different things that don't work
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or that work poorly or that actually spoil the show,
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like the auto-generated thumbnails
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of the Last Chance Kitchen.
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But, you know, I've kinda gotten into the world now
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of not having cable, and so to buy access
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to all these channels to me, it doesn't really sound
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that appealing 'cause I kinda don't need them anymore,
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or I've trained myself not to have them anymore.
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So the idea of buying access to all these things
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so I can watch broadcast TV and sports,
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not although with a bunch of asterisks and stuff like that,
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it is advertising a collection of services
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that I have gone without for 10 years,
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that I have already, this is not something
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I really am that excited about for myself.
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I do think it is a good idea for people who have been
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maintaining a cable subscription all this time
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for one of these things or for multiple of these things.
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Like lots of people that have, for example, sports fans.
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Like a lot of sports fans or people who just like to watch
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like live news or who like to watch some shows
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that are on one of these networks that just aren't
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available easily or affordably elsewhere online,
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at least legally.
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So for those people, this is a great, this is a good idea.
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it seems like a pretty reasonable price.
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They say 35 bucks a month for all this stuff.
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Now, I'm curious, what form does this take?
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Is it like just a TV stream,
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and therefore you have to skip commercials and crap,
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or is it more like on demand,
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where you just pick what you wanna watch
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and there's no commercials?
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- I'm not sure.
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The way I read this was,
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it's that it would basically exist within YouTube,
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but I could have that dreadfully wrong.
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I'm not entirely sure.
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- Yeah, 'cause they make mention of things
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like a DVR style recording with unlimited storage space
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in Google's cloud and the ability to skip over ads.
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So that kind of sounds like it's more like
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watching a broadcast and you just,
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it's kind of like a broadcast with DVR style controls,
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but you'd still have to fast forward through the ads.
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- So it's kind of weird to see YouTube as the company,
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sort of, I don't know if they're very first out of the gate,
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but one of the first of the big names to do
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what everyone's been referring to was,
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This is the skinny bundle thing where it's a subset of the stuff that you can buy in
00:50:57
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cable with the idea that people who pay for cable, nobody wants all those channels.
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Like everyone just wants a subset of it.
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So if we could sell you a subset of it for a cheaper price, then that would be a more
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desirable product for you and we could get you onto our platform and stop you paying
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Or stop you paying for cable.
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Stop you paying for television programming for cable because once again the whole cord
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cord cutter thing makes about as much sense as debating which parts of a game engine are
00:51:24
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done in software and in hardware. It doesn't really mean anything when you look at the
00:51:27
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phrasing because "Oh, I'm cutting the cord, I'm going to get all of my video content over
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a cable that comes to my house that delivers data." But it doesn't count because it's internet
00:51:36
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and not cable television. And, oh, it's a totally different thing. Anyway, Comcast would
00:51:41
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still sell you your internet access, or Verizon or whoever would sell you your internet access,
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but you were just like "No thanks, I don't want to pay for your cable television bundle,
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I just want the internet.
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I'll pay you for that."
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And then over the internet,
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I will get things like YouTube TV.
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But anyway, it's ironic that YouTube is doing it
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because as far as my children are concerned,
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YouTube is television.
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They barely watch television anymore.
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They watch YouTube on their iOS devices
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because that's what they have.
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If they didn't, they would watch it on anything else.
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Television, like I don't think they know
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what ABC, CBS, Fox, and NBC are.
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I don't think they recognize
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those sequence of three letters.
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we put them in sequence and say, "What are these three letters?" they would not be able
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to identify. They have no idea. They watch enough television. They've never seen enough
00:52:27
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television shows in their life, but their entire interface with television, A, is through
00:52:30
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my Tivo, so there is no, again, trying to explain to them or your young children the
00:52:35
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concept of live television is extremely difficult. The task of modern parenting, right, to explain
00:52:41
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to your toddler what live television is and why you can't fast-forward or pause or anything
00:52:47
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like that, like, no, this is happening now. This is live, like, or we can't watch this
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because it hasn't aired yet. Like, it's going to come on at seven. It's like, what are you
00:52:55
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even saying that I don't understand? Like, I don't understand these words. Like, and
00:52:59
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they know that let me explain it to you. You just go like this and you tap over here. And
00:53:04
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but just why isn't it working? I think it's broken. Like, no, it hasn't hasn't aired yet.
00:53:08
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It's difficult. Anyway, this is a difficult thing to explain, right? So YouTube, it seems
00:53:14
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has the future locked up and yet they are the ones out of the gate to say we're going
00:53:17
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to try to get the olds by giving them something that makes them feel more comfortable and
00:53:21
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you pay us $35 a month and we will resell you this content with a nice kind of interface
00:53:25
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that makes it look like you have a TiVo but you don't and you know some fashion of on-demand
00:53:31
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type stuff and also with ad skipping and so on and so forth.
00:53:34
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But like all these deals, the reason it has always been said that Apple hasn't had this
00:53:39
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deal, hasn't had a deal like this despite them pursuing it for many years now is that
00:53:43
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They could never get, presumably according to Apple satisfaction, an arrangement of content
00:53:51
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and price that Apple liked, that Apple said yes, that's what we want to go to market with.
00:53:55
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So they've come to market with nothing.
00:53:58
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And all these things, if you look at them, it's like, oh, well, you got all this stuff,
00:54:01
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but you don't have all that stuff.
00:54:02
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Is this the right price and the combination of content?
00:54:06
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If you got this and you'd be like, I'm going to replace cable, and then you just realize,
00:54:10
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I'm trying to think of a show that's on AMC, like Mad Men used to be.
00:54:13
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What's on AMC now?
00:54:15
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The Americans, is The Americans FX?
00:54:17
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Anyway, if you get this and you're like, "This will be just like cable.
00:54:20
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We can just pick the channels we want," but you realize you can't get some of these things
00:54:24
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at any price?
00:54:25
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Oh, The Walking Dead is on AMC, Better Call Saul.
00:54:29
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You realize you can't get them at any price?
00:54:31
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That can be a deal breaker.
00:54:32
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It's like, "Well, I guess we'll just stick with cable," because cable, despite the fact
00:54:36
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the cable is making you pay like, you know, $3 a month for ESPN that you never watch or
00:54:40
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whatever the hell the number is these days. You have access to everything essentially.
00:54:44
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The cable is a mature industry and everything is resold through cable subscriptions and
00:54:48
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if you're willing to pay enough money you can get everything. To get a skinny bundle
00:54:53
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like, "Okay, well, I'll skinny bundle for this and then I will just pay on iTunes for
00:54:58
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The Walking Dead the day after it comes out or I'll watch Game of Thrones on HBO Go or
00:55:02
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now and hope that it doesn't get overwhelmed by people and like that's the other thing
00:55:06
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with these skinny bundles you can be really sad if Game of Thrones premieres and you can't
00:55:10
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watch it because of some networking thing whereas if you had cable it would have quote
00:55:12
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unquote just worked right because it's broadcast versus you know database television which
00:55:18
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has all the problems of any you know database solution so I don't know if they're striking
00:55:25
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the right balance and honestly I think YouTube shouldn't care that much if they're striking
00:55:28
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the right balance because they sure as heck seem to be the future of television as far
00:55:32
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as any of my children are concerned. And honestly, I'm watching more YouTube than I used to.
00:55:37
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Like as in subscribing to channels and looking for content to come on them. So I think this
00:55:46
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is a good move for YouTube. It's like we are already at the forefront of this new thing
00:55:49
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and you know what, we can scrape up some of those old things and they're not so picky
00:55:52
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about oh we can't go to market with this skinny bundle because not enough people will buy
00:55:56
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it because it doesn't have CNN and TBS or A&E and AMC or whatever. They're just like whatever,
00:56:01
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We'll go for it. We'll see how it goes. If it doesn't, whatever, we're the future.
00:56:04
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We'll be fine. Whereas Apple is still waiting for this beautiful perfect deal that has extremely low
00:56:10
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prices and the right amount of control for Apple and can provide the right experience.
00:56:14
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So they just have nothing. They just have nothing to offer. They have this TV app that looks like
00:56:18
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it's a ghost town. And you can kind of see a glimmer of what it was supposed to be. But what
00:56:22
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it is now is nothing compared to YouTube, nothing compared to YouTube TV. So Apple is not doing well
00:56:29
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here and Netflix and Amazon and YouTube definitely seem to be the future of video content for
00:56:35
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an entire generation of people, whether they be young children or millennials or whatever
00:56:40
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who just accept that the content they want probably isn't on TV, unless it's live news
00:56:49
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or sports or something like that.
00:56:51
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Even that, those will be the last ones to come over, but the future looks dim for the
00:56:55
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the old model of television in all aspects.
00:56:58
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And these skinny bundles entirely seem like
00:57:00
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a transitional thing to get people over the hump
00:57:03
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to the new system.
00:57:05
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And the more of them that are out there,
00:57:07
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the more people they'll pull over.
00:57:08
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And like Marco, eventually, like once you do it
00:57:11
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and realize the world doesn't come to an end
00:57:13
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and you just get used to that kind of lifestyle
00:57:14
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and accept whatever the limitations may be
00:57:16
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during the transitional period, it's hard to go back.
00:57:19
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Like you rarely hear about people who cut the cord,
00:57:22
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try it for a year, and then immediately go back.
00:57:24
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I mean, maybe they do if there's a disagreement in the house about how important local live
00:57:29
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sports are and a misprediction of what a blackout would really mean to your life.
00:57:34
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But beyond that, I feel like the people who unsubscribe from cable television, especially
00:57:40
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in tech nerd circles, they find alternate arrangements and are happy with it eventually.
00:57:46
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Like that it is a successful transition.
00:57:48
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It's kind of like the people by the cylinders.
00:57:50
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You're not quite sure what's going to work out, but you get it, and in the end, it's
00:57:53
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better than you thought it would be.
00:57:55
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- One thing that is somewhat appealing to me
00:57:57
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about these new digital-based services, though,
00:58:00
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is that there's no equipment,
00:58:03
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and that you could probably pretty easily
00:58:06
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start and stop your service.
00:58:08
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In the past, if there was a big event of some kind,
00:58:12
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like watching a presidential election return,
00:58:15
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or a really important news event,
00:58:18
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or a really important TV show that I was super into
00:58:20
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that I couldn't get any other way,
00:58:22
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it would be kind of a bummer to not have cable
00:58:25
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for brief periods in my life.
00:58:27
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And I would occasionally think,
00:58:28
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maybe we should just get it again and just never use it.
00:58:31
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But the idea of having to call up a local cable company
00:58:36
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or whatever and have them schedule an appointment
00:58:40
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and have them come to the house during this eight hour window
00:58:42
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that usually becomes more than that,
00:58:44
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and they come at the very end of it,
00:58:45
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except for that one time where they came early,
00:58:47
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so you can't really plan for it.
00:58:49
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And then they install this giant box
00:58:50
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that may or may not work.
00:58:52
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If you want any kind of DVR functionality,
00:58:54
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you need to deal with either another giant box
00:58:56
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like the Syracuse method,
00:58:57
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or you just deal with their crappy giant box
00:59:00
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with their crappy DVR.
00:59:01
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You gotta learn all the controls all over again.
00:59:03
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You got another remote hanging around the house,
00:59:04
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this giant box, and all this overhead
00:59:08
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of starting and then later stopping that service.
00:59:11
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Like if you wanna stop that service,
00:59:12
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you gotta call them on the phone,
00:59:14
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which I will do quite a lot to avoid.
00:59:17
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Call them on the phone,
00:59:18
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talk to some customer service rep,
00:59:20
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In the case of some of these morally bankrupt companies
00:59:24
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like Comcast, convince them to please for the love of God
00:59:27
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let you cancel your service,
00:59:29
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which you may or may not succeed at.
00:59:31
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That may or may not take a very long time to convince them.
00:59:34
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Then have that whole process in reverse.
00:59:37
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Scheduling, dealing with the equipment,
00:59:40
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whether you gotta drop it off somewhere
00:59:41
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or have them come pick it up and disconnect the wire.
00:59:44
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It's a big pain in the butt.
00:59:46
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And then they probably have restrictions
00:59:47
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on how often you can sign up
00:59:49
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or disconnect your service again,
00:59:51
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or like, you know, and then,
00:59:53
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►
there's all this basically BS involved
00:59:57
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►
in starting and stopping cable TV service.
01:00:00
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So to have these internet-based ones
01:00:03
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where it's probably just like, you know,
01:00:05
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clicking a few buttons and entering a credit card
01:00:07
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into the YouTube app, and then when you wanna stop it,
01:00:10
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you, you know, go through some screens
01:00:12
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and there's probably an all-digital way to do it
01:00:15
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where you probably don't have to talk
01:00:15
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to anybody on the phone.
01:00:17
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That is actually probably a really good thing
01:00:19
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for the cable industry.
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It's not good in the sense that it becomes easier
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to stop your service, but I think it is good
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in that for people like me who don't have it
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most of the time, but occasionally have some reason
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where we might want it, I think you're more likely
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to win people like us over because the barrier to entry
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is now lower than it was before.
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So that, I think, is a big new good feature of this.
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However, that being said, what Jon said
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about the channel availability is a big deal.
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It includes the big rockers and roars,
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but for 35 bucks a month, that's like a basic cable plan.
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And it does not include Comedy Central, MTV, CNN,
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TBS, TNT, AMC, A&E, Discovery.
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It's like this huge list of channels that come
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in pretty much every standard cable bundle in the US
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for like 20 years, and they don't come with this.
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And that kind of thing, in the regular cable market,
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When you're choosing between one of the various satellite
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companies like DirecTV or Dish or whatever,
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if you choose between that or Comcast or Phios
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or whatever your local cable thing is,
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oftentimes one of these networks will be missing
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from one of these services and that'll be enough
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to get people to choose the other one.
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So to have this many things missing,
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that's really a pretty big problem, I think.
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So this specific service at this specific time
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with this specific set of deals that they made,
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having such limited channel options,
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that's gonna really hurt them, I think.
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But the idea of this kind of bundle, I think, is strong,
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if anybody can get all the deals in place,
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or even just some of the deals,
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so just get more than what YouTube got.
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Now we enter the hardware portion of the program. So I don't know which one of you wants to
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to kick this off, but Intel is going 14 nanometers
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one more time apparently.
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- Remember when they had the TikTok strategy
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and we talked about that,
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and it became TikTok thud or whatever?
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- They changed it to this TikTok,
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well, I forget what they're thinking,
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like it's not TikTok anymore,
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it's like, I gotta find a diagram.
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- Like a PAO or something,
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Process Architecture Optimization?
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- Right, and it was because basically like,
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oh, we used to, you know, we'd do a process shrink,
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then we'd do an architecture,
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and then we'd do a process shrink,
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do no architecture and it was kind of on a yearly basis but either way that was their cadence right
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and they're like oh we can't we can't sustain that anymore because every time we try to do a
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new process is taking longer and longer so to try to get from 14 nanometer to 10 or whatever the
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next one is it's taking longer than we thought so we're going to do a process shrink we're going to
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architecture and then we're going to optimize that architecture so basically give us another year to
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get to the shrink the new strategy is process architecture optimize and you know what let's
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Let's optimize again because we don't have the new process size ready to go.
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And it's kind of comical to see them change their TikTok strategy to a three-step strategy
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to a four-step strategy.
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It's like a little kid stalling on getting their assignment done.
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It's like, "Well, my new strategy is let's wait another year."
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And you try to look and see what like – so, you know, Kaby Lake is not that big of a deal
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of an enhancement, as we've discussed in the past, things like some video DRM stuff in
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there and some minor tweaks, but it's not, you know, like it is technically an optimization
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of a pre-existing thing.
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And maybe the next one they will optimize more, but we're kind of used to, even in this
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age of the dwindling returns on Moore's Law, used to the idea that we will get a bigger
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jump in CPU capabilities and with with a process shrink and if that process shrink
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just never seems to come it's like well what can we really do like we did a
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really good job as architecture to begin with this process size the biggest bang
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for the buck historically has been you know how can we decrease power and get
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more transistors to do stuff with and you know like make different choices the
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shrink gives you that headroom to do it provided you can figure out how to make
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it work. In lieu of a shrink, you are left with the same power budget and the same number
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of transistors, and just making different trade-offs, basically, or just being a little
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bit smarter about a few components. And you can make things better that way, but you can't
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make them better in the—not that they're giant leaps—but, you know, to get a double-digit
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percent increase in almost anything is a very big effort within a given process size, especially
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in an architecture that's already pretty well optimized, right? So this—I'm not going
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I'm not going to say this is disappointing, but it is further evidence of the slowing
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rate of advancement at the edges of hardware, on cutting edge hardware. What is the best
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process size you can get in a sophisticated processor for any amount of money? And for
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another year in a row, it's going to be 14 nanometers.
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I mean, really, these days, an Intel delay is not news. When Intel delays the next big
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for a year that used to shake the industry.
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These days it's kind of more surprising when they don't.
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- And I think, I'm pretty sure they're still ahead
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of most other people because other people are like,
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yeah, we're excited we have a 14 nanometer process.
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Like this Intel's gonna be on its third year of 14 nanometer.
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It's like, well, welcome to the club, right?
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And I guess that lead only counts if they get
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to the next size before everyone else too.
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But I'm guessing they will.
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I'm guessing this is not like Intel incompetence.
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it is merely that it is getting much, much harder as the sizes get much smaller, as we
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discussed on past shows. Moore's law cannot continue forever as far as our understanding
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of the physical world is aware, because you cannot subdivide matter into ever-smaller
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pieces at a certain point. You reach a size where you can't break it into any smaller
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sizes without super high-energy physics and stuff. So inevitably, eventually, everyone's
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favorite infinite timeline argument, Moore's law cannot continue, right? Because if you
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keep halving the size of things and you're down to like quarks and stuff, like no. Even
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getting down just the size of individual atoms, the whole functioning of the way we manufacture
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transistors stops working and we're already getting into all sorts of problems on the
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future sizes we're doing. So it will end. It's just a question of what does the slope
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look like as we slide down into the doomsday scenario of CPUs that never get any better
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and wait for quantum computing to save us all with an entirely new paradigm. But either
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Anyway, this is not the type of story that I want to read.
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I guess another old man story I'll be able to tell is like when I was a kid, computers
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would get massively faster every year and it was amazing.
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I remember those days.
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Not anymore.
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Doom on a Pentium.
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It was like, "Can any computer be this fast?
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How is it possible?
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Last year this game was barely usable and now it goes faster than my eyeballs."
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And that would happen every year.
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That's true.
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All right, tell me about AMD Ryzen.
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So I wish I had more time to read up on this, but we haven't really talked much about AMD
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on the show.
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Occasionally we mention them, but in the context of Intel alternatives, but we've been doing
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even less of that.
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And it's mostly because despite doing very well in the glory part of PC CPUs back in
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the day, the Athlon days, remember those? When AMD was actually giving Intel a run for
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their money and was taking a lot of the crowns in those type of speeds and feed measurements
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contests that were so popular back in the 90s. What is the best CPU for gaming or for
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whatever? And look at these benchmarks and the highest end and so on and so forth. AMD
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doing really well. And they were an important player and it was great to see the competition
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and it forced Intel, I think, to get off of the Netburst architecture in Pentium 4 and come up
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with the Core series, which was awesome. And then it was like, Intel took the lead back and
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wiped AMD off the face of the earth. They came out with the Bulldozer architecture that was not
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particularly successful and it was a bad choice. And they've always had sort of, you know,
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financial problems as compared to the behemoth that is Intel and have never been competitive
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with Intel's fabbing abilities.
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And so we haven't heard anything about them for a long time.
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And this seems like their comeback.
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Like, "Hey, we're AMD.
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We still know how to make good CPUs."
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And so they have a line of CPUs that are competitive.
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Like they're not the best in the world.
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They're not like, "Oh, these are 10 times better than everything Intel has."
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But it's a comeback story and people like a comeback story.
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this company that was not, didn't seem to even be in the race. Like, people suggesting
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Apple should just use AMD processors. That suggestion stopped many years ago and started
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to become Apple should get AMD to make a new processor that's better than all their crappy
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ones, right? Or Apple should work with AMD or Apple should make its own X80, but all
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but never like, no one's suggesting like, you know what, Mac laptops would be better
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if they took out the Intel CPUs and used AMD ones instead.
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And so they have these series of CPUs which are significant mostly because A) they have
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to come back and they're actually competitive and good and B) for the most part they're
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cheaper than the Intel alternatives.
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I looked at them briefly to see is there anything that would be great for a Mac Pro.
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No, they're not Mac Pro caliber things.
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But they do have a lot of cores for a low price with a reasonable power envelope and
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And I don't think this means Apple will look at them any more than they did in the past
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because of ancillary issues and because who knows what Intel's roadmap looks like versus
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AMD's roadmap.
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But I'm excited to see AMD back in the mix because despite the fact that Intel seems
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to be getting its butt kicked all over the map by ARM processors and mobile and everything
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having to do with that because all of Intel's mobile efforts have not really gone anywhere
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and they're not particularly competitive and they're just lucky to get like a radio chip
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that in Apple's iPhones at this point and every day they must — I forget who did this,
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maybe the CEO had already left — regret the sale of their arm holdings when they had
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the X scale processor of the arm things, Intel got rid of that because they wanted to do
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everything x86.
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Anyway, I like seeing a competitor for Intel on the high end as well because competition
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is good, and I hope this spurs Intel to redouble its efforts to stay ahead of the game and
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to find ways to get more performance, and to find ways to get to the next process size,
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and to widen that gap again between them and AMD. Not that I'm saying AMD's only purpose
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in life is to make Intel stuff better, but for the foreseeable future I don't see Apple
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switching to AMD unless they're asking them to make their very own custom chips. And so
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for my purposes, AMD exists to give PC hobbyists
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a cool alternative to build PCs with
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and to make the processes that are gonna be in my Macs
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hopefully better.
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- Sounds about right.
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- Does it make you wanna build a PC?
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- What makes you wanna build a PC is Xeons.
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If I ever, like, you know, a lot of people build PCs
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and like a lot of the Hackintosh guides and stuff out there
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and price comparisons are all about this class of hardware.
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They're about like, you know, iMac class CPUs.
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You know, the Intel like, you know,
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4000 series with the K on the end.
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Like, those are really high powered CPUs for desktops.
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They're really nice.
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But Apple already makes those.
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They already, you know, ship computers with those
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and keep them reasonably up to date most of the time.
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They're called iMacs.
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And the iMac 5K is a wonderful computer.
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I'm talking to you on it right now.
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With the exception of my image retention issues
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on the display, which everyone says
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they're actually not solved in the most recent ones.
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With the exception of that,
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it's been a wonderful computer for me
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and I expect it to serve me still for a while
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until something faster comes out,
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which barely, really hasn't happened.
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The problem is I want something faster.
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I want more than four cores.
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I want higher performance
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than what the consumer line can offer me.
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So I've only ever been tempted to build a Hackintosh,
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not to give myself a cheaper iMac,
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which I understand why people do that, that makes sense.
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But to give me basically a Mac
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that Apple does not even sell,
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and that is a modern Mac Pro.
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- Well, you can get an eight-core Ryzen for $329.
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- That, okay. - That is way cheaper
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than the equivalent eight-core Intel chip.
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- That is true.
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I don't know, I guess I'd take a look at it,
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if I was to build a Hackintosh.
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I was thinking like for Apple's purposes, like for an iMac,
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'cause again, I don't think any of these are suitable
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for as far as I'm aware for a laptop chips or whatever,
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Intel still has that wrapped up,
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but for kind of like the,
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what we used to call desktop class CPU's
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where it's not the Xeons,
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but it's not in the power envelope.
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But like the thing that you could stick in an iMac
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'cause it's big and has lots of fans
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and what we currently have in the iMac,
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I think you could get either a better processor
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in the same envelope or an equally good processor
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for hundreds less dollars going with AMD.
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Again, not that I think Apple will do this
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because of ancillary reasons and other chip sets
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and Thunderbolt and just general relationships with them.
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But it shows me that there is once again competition
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in the market because before,
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GNOME was like, oh, you shouldn't be using that.
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If we were saying we shouldn't use
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this particular Intel CPU and iMac,
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we were saying you should use some other Intel CPU instead.
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We weren't saying you should use something from AMD
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or something like that.
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And now you can say that.
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There's products on the market to say,
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Apple, here is an alternative for your iMacs.
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And I know you're probably not gonna do it,
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but what it does show is that Intel perhaps
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is not serving your needs as well as they could
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because clearly it is technically and financially possible
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to make a chip that would make Marco happier.
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So why don't you do that?
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- Yeah, I mean like most of my problems
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don't lie with the processor companies.
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Intel's good enough for me.
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My problem lies in Apple's inability to ship hardware.
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- So does that cover our Xeon Gold then or no?
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- No, the Xeon Gold is the chip they're supposed to use,
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but they won't.
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- I have not read up on the Xeon Gold,
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other than the part that I pasted into the show notes.
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- It's Skylake EP, it's the Skylake EP Xeons,
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which is the line of chips that would be most appropriate
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to put in a new Mac Pro.
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But they're probably not going to do that,
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so therefore I have nothing to,
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I haven't even looked too far into these,
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because in the past I've looked into what Skylake E
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was going to have, and it is truly awesome, it's wonderful.
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But it's just, I don't know, to me it's kind of even,
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it's almost sad or painful to even read about this processor
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because I know that--
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- To know this is out there,
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but that you can't buy a machine with a minute.
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- Exactly, like, I just,
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whatever has been clogging up Apple, I hope it gets out,
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and they start shipping hardware again,
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because something's wrong.
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Like something is deeply wrong at that company.
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Where is all the effort going?
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That's what I wanna know.
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'Cause it's sure not going into the Mac.
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It's sure not going into the Apple TV.
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It's sure not going into the iPad.
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Some of it, but not much of it is going into the watch.
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Like where is it going?
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Some of it's gonna be the phone obviously,
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but is the entire company only capable
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of keeping the phone up to date at a reasonable pace?
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Which even that is kind of questionable.
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- I think a ton of it's going into the phone.
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- Sure. - I think a huge amount
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of it's going into the phone. - But they're a big company.
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where the hell is everything else?
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That's what I wanna know.
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And until we get something-- - Self-driving car software.
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- Even that, like, that's easily a separatable thing.
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Like, where is the entire company going?
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Something's wrong.
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That's all I can say is something is deeply wrong
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and needs to change.
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But that's, I know that's not very helpful.
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But when you have a year like 2016 in the product line,
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something's really, really wrong.
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2017 has a lot of checks to cash,
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and we'll see if they do.
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I hope they do.
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But we haven't heard a lot of promising info so far
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to suggest that they will, except Tim Cook's vague promises.
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- Did you see that thing I retweeted earlier today
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of someone was doing Swift compilation benchmarks?
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Like how long does it take to compile a bunch of Swift--
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- Yeah, it was LinkedIn, yeah.
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- And the two-core Mac Mini beat the highest-end
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trashcan Mac Pro.
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- Yeah, I mean, granted, that's because of problems
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in the Swift compiler, I think.
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It's not like, that is not because the Mac Mini's faster.
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- I know, but here's what this shows.
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It doesn't show the quality of the hardware,
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it shows support for the hardware.
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Obviously there is something not allowing the compiler
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to take advantage of this hardware.
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In the same way that very often there were weird retina
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issues with the Mac Pro because it is such a rare machine
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and so few people have them, that OS support for it,
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and just in general, the software, whether it's the OS
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or the applications, have no expectation of ever running
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of trashcan because there's so few of them.
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So it's not, not only is it not optimized for it, but it doesn't even take advantage
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of the hardware that's there.
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It's like the worst case scenario of like, you know, you get weird PC hardware, but Windows
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doesn't support it well, only this is Apple and this is, you know, they have a limited
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line of hardware and like that's all I've ever heard from trashcan Mac Pro users is
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that they feel left out of the rest of the Apple ecosystem because all of these software
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updates and application updates and OS updates pretend that they don't exist.
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So any weird problems they have don't go away, don't get fixed, and new software doesn't
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take advantage of all the cores that they have and so on and so forth.
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Which is sad because that's exactly how it's supposed to be.
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You put out this exotic piece of hardware and don't worry about it because you make
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the OS too and a bunch of the applications as well.
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You can make sure that it is leveraged and that you take advantage of it.
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And when that doesn't happen, you just have an exotic piece of hardware that gets worse
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And eventually you've got Mac Minis beating you in a compilation benchmark and you're
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and you're like, "Why?"
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- No, again, I really think that's like Xcode
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and the compiler having bad settings.
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But the point, your larger point about maintenance
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and support does stand.
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I mean, people say, "Look at Apple,
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"they have all the money in the world,
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"why can't they do X?"
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Well, it wasn't that long ago that Microsoft
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sold all the money in the world,
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and they had two decades where they did almost nothing.
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Microsoft had a very, very long span
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where they could not produce anything even good,
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let alone great.
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And it's arguable whether they've come out of that yet,
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but they're trying, they're doing a lot better now.
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They're doing a lot better than they were,
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like in the Windows Vista era,
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like first leading up to Vista and then Vista itself.
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Microsoft had all the money in the world,
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but simply could not manage to ship great things
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because of other problems, because of mismanagement,
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because of internal problems, whatever the case was,
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Microsoft had just no ability to apply their money
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into creating good products reliably.
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And I think we are at that point now with Apple.
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It is very, very hard to look at the output of Apple
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over the last couple of years and say otherwise.
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They're a company that can produce good things sometimes,
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but increasingly that's the exception, not the norm.
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And that's really, really worrisome to me.
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One of the ways that Microsoft got out of it, or got out of their funk, aside from changing
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management stuff, was they tried a lot of different things.
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Most of which failed, but they tried a lot of them.
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And I think, you know, if I look at what was the success story that was able to convince
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Microsoft itself and the outside world that Microsoft could conceivably do good things
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again, I feel like it was the Xbox.
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Because that was a weird market.
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the hell is Microsoft making a game console, right? And it, you know, it struggled and
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they had to learn this new business in the same way that Apple kind of had to learn the
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new business of cell phones and they didn't, you know, it's not comparable to the iPhone
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obviously in terms of the scope of its success and how important it was to, you know, because
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it was just another game console for the most part, although it had its own innovations.
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But it, of all the things they did, they tried so many things, so many different mobile phone
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strategies, so many different tablet and pen computing, like they were so close to so many
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But because they kept trying all these different things,
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you know, I don't even remember half the things they did,
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that sidekick company that they bought
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with little tardy smartphone thing that they sold.
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But Xbox, of all things, like unquestionably,
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was a success in its market, in a very difficult market
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that has killed many a company
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who have tried to enter it and be successful.
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And so I think Apple probably continues to know
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Continues to need to needs to continue to do what it seems to have been doing and like be willing to try it like the watch
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Is a good example try a watch maybe it's gonna be awesome
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Maybe you want or whatever but but do it like we don't need to be I don't think we need to be convinced that Apple
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can still do great things because you know the Apple watch is
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Successful as it may or may not be it's you know
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I think it's a big step up for the the smartwatch market and in many ways has come to
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not redefine that market, but sort of pin down what people expect from smart watches to the point where smart watches
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are very much now
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aping some of the looks and features of Apple's things if only to to capitalize on their you know their marketing cachet
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But self-driving cars all sorts of things that we say why is Apple even doing that?
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All you need is one or two of them to hit for it to be worthwhile
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Thus far none of them have been big successes
01:23:32
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But if Apple was in a Microsoft type situation, we would all be looking at the watch or the AirPods say see Apple can make
01:23:38
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Great things again. Apple's not down that low when we see the AirPods were like, yes
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That's what Apple should be doing and that's what we expected you right versus we are super surprised that you've made a successful good product
01:23:47
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We're not surprised. It's what we expect. We still expect we still have high expectations of Apple
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We still have we still hold them to high standards and I think that's good
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But I also like that's why I don't want to be too down on all the weird stuff Apple is doing it
01:24:00
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I know it's easy to do the trade-offs like, "Oh, you should just be making Macs better
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because that's what I like," or whatever.
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But as you pointed out, Marco, for all we know, those are entirely separate things,
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and it's not like they lack the money.
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So as long as it's not literally the people who are going to make the Mac Pro who are
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now making self-driving car software, like, go for it.
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Well, more power to you.
01:24:17
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Eventually, we made it to be the point where we're looking for Apple's Xbox, and maybe
01:24:23
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– I was going to say, maybe Apple should just make a gaming console, but they're
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really terrible at gaming, so don't do that.
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Once they buy Nintendo and the show finally comes to an end, because the apocalypse that
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will happen if that comes to pass.
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Yeah, I'm not as down on Apple as you are, Marco.
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I continue to believe that they can come out of it.
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I think Microsoft is a great example that no matter how low you go, there's always something
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great you can do.
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And I would hold up Azure as an example of that too, and a lot of the DevTools stuff
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that Microsoft has been doing.
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They had a lot of smart people, they had a lot of great tech.
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It was just a matter of finding a way to channel that in a productive way while also continuing
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to milk the cash cow that is their terrible enterprise software.
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My main concern here is that 2016 was a really bad year for Apple from the public point of
01:25:17
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And Tim can say stuff like, "Oh, we have stuff coming.
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Don't worry.
01:25:20
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Just because we don't see it doesn't mean we're not working on it."
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But that doesn't mean anything.
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And it just seems like there's these areas
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of Apple product development that have stalled
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or that have taken way too long.
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And there seems to be not only no end in sight,
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but no changes that would suggest that there would be
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a change of policy or a change of results coming.
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And so what I want is by the end of 2017,
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I think there's a handful of big hotspot areas
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that if they are still lacking,
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I wanna see somebody get fired.
01:25:57
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I know it's not cool to talk about Apple executives
01:25:59
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and SVPs and talk about them personally
01:26:01
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and say who should get fired,
01:26:02
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but I think things are bad enough now
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that heads have to roll if certain things don't get fixed.
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And I would say maybe the list would be Mac desktops,
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hardware, iPhone design,
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like if that new iPhone does not come out this fall
01:26:17
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and they have another year of the iPhone 6 design
01:26:20
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and general form factor, that's a problem, right?
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If Mac desktops do not get any kind of meaningful update
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during this year, that's a big problem.
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I would say iPad software, like multitasking on the iPad
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is one of these areas where that needs to be improved
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significantly in some way.
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I would say Siri, the quality of Siri, the reliability,
01:26:41
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the intelligence of Siri needs to be improved,
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and maybe I'd throw in TV content deals,
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as we talked about earlier, 'cause those have also
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installed forever and the Apple TV is suffering greatly.
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So those things, if all of those don't have
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meaningful improvements by the end of 2017,
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then that will be a very long time
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during which these things have not improved
01:27:01
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and desperately need to, and somebody high up
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needs to get fired or resign at that point.
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- Well, you would like that to happen,
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but if the rest of the world says,
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"Hey, record iPhone sales, here's a 10% bump
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"to your stock price, Apple."
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Apple is doing great from the perspective of investors and other people who have, you
01:27:22
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know, the broader world that has expectations of what Apple is supposed to do, which is
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sell a lot of iPhones for a high price.
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They're doing that really, really well so far.
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And everything we're talking about is tiny little slivers of the giant pie wedge that
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is the revenue of Apple.
01:27:37
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Well, no, it's not.
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Because look, Microsoft did really well under Steve Ballmer financially for a long time.
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He had record quarters, record sales,
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as the product line just stagnated and crumbled,
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and the quality, the foundation the company was built on
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crumbled, and the world around it moved on
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to this massive new world of mobile,
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and they totally missed it
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because they were not being managed properly.
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So the fact that they keep selling record quarters
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is not good enough for Apple.
01:28:08
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- But what I'm saying is executives don't get fired
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when your stock price goes up in general.
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All right, so I'm saying like,
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whether you think it's the right thing to do
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or what you would do versus what is actually gonna happen.
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'Cause the only thing we've seen executives
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get canned for at Apple is not getting along
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with other executives, that's forestall,
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not being like a cultural fit or like flailing
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and not being a success like whatever Papermaster
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and those people who were there for a very short time.
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What would it take for a long timer to get fired?
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I mean, I think we've seen with the reshuffling,
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not firing, but like, we don't know what's going on
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that reshuffling that they've done various times, but surely that reshuffling is elevating
01:28:45
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some people and minimizing other people within the company enough so that they all stay there,
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but still affecting them. You're not going to see a big name executive get fired when
01:29:04
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every kind of metric you can put on the company is looking good, because that's just not how
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big companies work. Now arguably, like you said, they're making a big mistake, sure you're
01:29:12
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figuring out how to make more money out of the iPhone, but what about the future, blah
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blah blah, but they have answers for all that. Well, in the future we have all these super
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projects that you don't know about plus the car crap and stuff like that, and maybe they'll
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hit it, maybe they won't, like it's not like they had their heads in the sand, right? But
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I don't, what I'm saying is that don't get your hopes up for that to happen, right? Even
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if none of the things you listed happen, but they still have like record iPhone sales again
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and the ASP goes up again, no one's getting fired.
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I mean, if whoever was responsible for getting a skinny-model TV deal hasn't been fired yet,
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another year of not getting it is not going to make a difference, to give an example that's
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relevant to the things we just talked about, because obviously it's not important enough
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to the future of the company.
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And in other areas like the phone—not the phone, the watch—it's hard to tell exactly
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how the watch is doing because Apple's being cagey about it, but I feel like the watch
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is on a slow burn, right?
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It's not a super duper success like the iPhone was,
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but even the iPhone wasn't a super duper success
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in its first year or two, right,
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or the iPod or anything like that.
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But Apple is standing behind the watch and working on it,
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and things seem like they're going
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in the right direction with the watch.
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It is getting better, people like it more,
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it is finding a place in the market.
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- Yeah, I actually would agree with that.
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There is a reason why the watch didn't make my hit list,
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because it actually, it is not amazing on all terms.
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It has lots of asterisks on it,
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but overall it is healthy,
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and it does seem to be on the right track.
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- And so the Apple that is still willing to nurture
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a product like that, even the iPad,
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which arguably they're nurturing and helping along,
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and they're trying to get it,
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come on, come on little product, you can do it.
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Maybe they're not quite doing the right things,
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but the fact that they're standing behind those,
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and all the rumblings we hear about AR and stuff like that,
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I do see a lot of encouraging things of,
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How is Apple fostering the development of what could be eventually big important businesses
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and how patient they're being with it?
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Most of our frustration is with pre-existing businesses that seem like they are neglected,
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And because we like those products.
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But I don't know enough about the executives to say someone should be fired.
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I think if I had to restructure/restaff a bunch of things, you know what?
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MyPix is all server-side stuff.
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That part of the company is obviously in the most need, and I don't know who's in charge
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of that, and I don't know who needs to be in charge of it, but Apple should have bought
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Google long ago and given all the responsibility to all their server-side stuff for Google
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because they know what the hell they're doing, and Apple does not yet.
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They're getting better, but not fast enough.
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What's getting better faster, Apple at services or desktop Linux?
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Apple at services because desktop Linux is going nowhere.
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But I can't pin that to a particular group or executive.
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And I think there has been restructuring this.
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Seeing Apple present at like Mezos conferences and stuff
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is showing that that is actually going
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in the right direction.
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They're just so far behind
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that it's very difficult to catch up.
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But for all the other things, like even the Mac things,
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I don't feel like the people who are involved
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in Mac hardware, like, I don't know.
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I don't know where the blame lies for that.
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It seems like priorities that would be set above the level
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of people working on the Mac stuff, right?
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Like I bet everyone who's working on the Mac
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loves the Mac and wants it to be awesome.
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And I bet a lot of people who are involved in the Mac
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love the Mac and want it to be awesome,
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but it's clear that the pace of product releases
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and innovation and choices about the particular mixes
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of the products are not satisfying
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a certain class of Mac users,
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and we find that unsatisfying.
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And even for the people that is satisfying,
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I feel like their releases are slower,
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which is not good from anybody's perspective
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that we wanna see new, better things faster.
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But I wouldn't fire anyone involved in the Mac organization, right?
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I feel like that's a priority set at a higher level.
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And I wouldn't fire Tim Cook because of all the good things that we just listed, the phone
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and the watch and trying to figure out how to make the iPad better.
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Yeah, I'm -- I have -- too have hopes for this year, and I found last year disappointing.
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But I think I'm more optimistic than you are that these are all eminently fixable problems,
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and I am encouraged by efforts like the watch.
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- Yeah, and furthermore, I don't entirely get
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what firing somebody really accomplishes
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other than making you feel better
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that somebody's paying for what you don't like.
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And it certainly would presumably change course of Apple,
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at least slightly, if that executive was high enough.
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But I mean, we don't know what's going on
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behind the curtain.
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We don't know if they're playing a long game that will revolutionize the Mac, or revolutionize something else,
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or just create a whole new thing that we can't even fathom.
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We don't know what they're doing behind closed doors, and I just feel like seeing a head roll, or demanding a head roll,
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I don't know that that's necessarily going to really change anything.
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I mean, just because one or even a couple people leave, or are told to leave,
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You don't move a ship that big without moving the rudder a lot.
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And one person can only move the rudder but so much, unless they're like Steve Jobs or
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I think the reason why I want to see something change, if all these things still continue
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to fail at the end of this year, is that if no heads roll, if no one changes jobs, if
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nothing really suggests that anything went wrong, then that is Apple tacitly telling
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in the world and possibly themselves internally, this is fine. This is how we wanted things
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to go. It's one thing if the reason why all these things are in neglect right now is because
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lots of things have gone wrong or somebody really messed up or somebody made a terrible
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decision or took a bad risk or something like that. It's another thing if these things are
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all this way in this state of neglect because that's considered okay. So if something,
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if there's somebody who like, whose job changes, for instance, the role of the app
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store recently got taken out of its previous organization and moved under Phil Schiller.
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And in the like eight years or whatever it was that it was under the previous organization,
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nothing happened. It was just stagnant and had lots of problems. And it's been under
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Schiller for about a year now and lots of improvements have happened already and there's
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you know they're at a great pace so obviously that was an area where something was really
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not working right it was had a lot of problems it got moved to different executives so effectively
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the old executive was like you know presumably like removed from it in some kind of action
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you know or some kind of decision and then under the new executive things change because
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something wasn't going right so that was the recognition internally to the company that
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this is not working, this is not good enough,
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we're gonna change it so it can be good enough.
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And so if nothing changes in this list of things,
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that you know, Mac desktops, iPhone, yes,
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if nothing changes, and we end these things
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are still being neglected almost a year from now,
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after being neglected for the last few years,
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then that to me is a sign that Tim Cook,
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and everyone beneath him, believes that is good enough.
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So that ultimately rests on Tim.
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Whether the problem is Tim himself or somebody below him,
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that is on Tim to manage, to supervise,
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and to fix if there are problems.
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You know, when there are problems between Forstall
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and Ive and whoever, whatever the drama was there,
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Tim saw there was a problem here and he fixed it.
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And whether you like his solution or not,
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he took an action because things were not good enough.
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He fixed it.
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If nothing changes in these areas,
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and they're still being horribly neglected
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in another year from now,
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then that is Tim Cook implicitly saying,
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"This is good enough."
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- Yeah, but that's a strategic choice though.
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If he chooses to de-emphasize the Mac
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or cancel the Mac entirely,
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that is a strategic choice for the company.
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They'll make all of us sad, but--
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- Yup. - It's not saying
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we think this is good enough, it's saying,
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"Yeah, we're de-prioritizing that
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"and shifting our efforts elsewhere
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"because we don't think that's important
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to the future growth of the company, right? Which we hate and we don't like, but it's not the same
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as saying, "We're trying to put everything we had behind the Mac." That's the difference in
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intention. We are trying to make the Mac the best it could possibly be, and this is our best effort.
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I'm not even asking for that. I'm asking for basic maintenance.
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Yeah, well, again, because if they were trying to say, "We are trying to maintain the Mac in
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the fashion that it has been maintained in the past," and they think this is satisfactory,
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you're right, that they're wrong on that. But if instead they're saying this is exactly the amount
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of support for the Mac that we want, this is exactly how we want it to go, these are exactly
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the products we want out of them, we're very happy with the results, this is our strategic direction,
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we're all sad and mad about it, but from a company, you know, from the perspective of is Tim Cook
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making the right decision for the company, it's arguable that he is because the Mac is clearly not
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the future of Apple, right, it's just this thing that we all like and use, right, and if it means
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means that more time and energy and money is available for whatever the actual future
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level is going to be, whether it's going to be the watch or AR or self-driving car software
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or who knows what, that is probably the correct strategic direction for the company despite
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how angry it makes us.
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I think it is entirely a question of what their intent is because it's like judging
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whether it's a success or a failure, we see what the results are and if that is the intended
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results then they're getting exactly what they want and then our quibble is just with
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strategic direction. Whereas if the intended result is very different than what we're actually
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getting, then that's the company failing to execute successfully on its own plan. And because
01:39:04
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Apple doesn't really tell you what its own plans are in terms of how it emphasizes product lines
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and stuff, other than the sort of the PR problem that we get about, you know, we love the Mac,
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blah, blah, blah, which really says nothing. It's very difficult to judge whether they are failing
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or a successfully executing strategy we don't like. Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
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I concur that I am disappointed with the way the Mac has been treated, and I would like
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to see it be different.
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But just because my engine isn't revved by a touch bar doesn't mean the touch bar is
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It doesn't mean that it was a failure.
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It doesn't mean that Apple isn't innovating.
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It doesn't mean it's not a magical, awesome improvement.
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All it means is it's not right for me.
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And for me to hypothetically say, "Oh, that Apple's doing everything wrong," or that,
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you know, "The head of Mac hardware should be fired strictly because of the touch bar,"
01:39:58
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which is not what you're saying, Marco.
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That's not at all what I'm saying.
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No, that's not what I'm saying.
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No, I know it's not.
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I know it's not.
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But I think what I'm trying—let me just rephrase and say that I think you're conflating
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a disappointment with direction—this is what Jon was just alluding to—a difference
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in direction, or disappointment in direction with a failure.
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And that is not necessarily the case, just like Jon said.
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I agree that I don't like the way things are going, but I think it's too strong to say
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that it's a failure at this point.
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It seems a little bit aggressive to me.
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No, and I didn't say these things are all failures at this point.
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I said that these are, you know, these are like, you know, checks that 2016 wrote for
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2017 to cash.
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And if 2017 goes through and these things are all still a problem, something needs to
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change big time.
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is it isn't, I'm not saying that a company
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that's trying to maximize its revenue
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and make itself a solid growth potential in the future
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shouldn't change strategy.
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What I am saying is that Apple does not ship (bleep).
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Apple's entire brand and the reputation they've built up
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over years and years and years is that they don't ship (bleep)
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That Apple products are good, they are great.
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And for them to keep saying that
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have major areas of the product line that are really embarrassing or really customer
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hostile even for years on end. That they keep selling just to scrape a little bit more profit
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off the pavement before they just totally kill them. That is not what Apple should be
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doing. For Apple, for Corporation X, sure, let Steve Ballmer run it then. Why isn't
01:41:40
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Steve Ballmer running it? That's what they want to do, that's the goal, let him do
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He's great at that, but that's not Apple. That's not good enough for Apple. It never has been and it shouldn't be now
01:41:47
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Yeah, I mean in the grand scheme of things even though I'm actively arguing with you right now. I do
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Largely agree with you. I think that you're right that 2016 wrote a lot of checks that I've yet to see 2017 cash
01:42:03
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What concerns me is I?
01:42:05
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Wonder if you're putting Apple on a pedestal and if they don't release the most perfect Mac Pro ever
01:42:10
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that that you're gonna still be fiery about it if they don't you know version bump the MacBook MacBook adorable
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You're gonna be fiery about it truth be told I will be too but don't tell Marco
01:42:19
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The MacBook adorable is only one year old. That's fine. Bye-bye my standards. That's totally fine
01:42:25
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Yeah, and I mean also remember we're only one
01:42:28
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Calendar quarter into the year yet. I mean there's still plenty of time left now in your defense Marco
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Typically there is a March event of some sort and we are already halfway through March and there's been not even a
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peep of a confirmation about it, which means they'll surely confirm it tomorrow before we release the episode.
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But nevertheless, we haven't heard a March event yet, and that's slightly alarming, but it's only March.
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We don't know what's in store for the rest of the year. And who knows? Our socks could be blown off at WWDC.
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And typically they're at least...
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My socks are at least blown a little bit forward, if not entirely off my feet to beat this analogy to death.
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And so you never know what'll happen.
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But I think we shouldn't get too fiery yet.
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If after WWDC and we've seen the software updates and we still haven't seen much in
01:43:20
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the way of hardware updates, okay, maybe we should start getting fiery.
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But at this point, I'm not too concerned yet.
01:43:26
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On the topic of trying to figure out intent, like basically is it a successful execution
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of a strategy we disagree with or a failed execution of a strategy that we would support,
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that type of thing?
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The Mac Pro is actually a good example because on the idea of Apple not shipping things that
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they would be proud of, right, the Mac Pro I think is the best example of it.
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It's not that it was a bad product when it was introduced, it's actually really cool
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and interesting, it's that if you keep shipping it for three years it becomes an embarrassment,
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And it is the type of embarrassment that like, look, there is no strategy that makes sense
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with the image that Apple previously had, unless the new idea is we don't want Apple
01:44:05
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to have that reputation, which doesn't make any sense, because everything else Apple does
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and everything they say and everything they've always done is like, yes, we want to be the
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company that has the reputation of shipping good stuff.
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The Mac Pro is, they shouldn't still be selling it.
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And I understand why they're why.
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If you were to get someone up on stage and talk to them in a WODC talk show type interview
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and say, "Why are you still shipping the Mac Pro?"
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I guarantee you what they will say, and it's probably true, is, "Some vague answer about
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how they had it they didn't plan for this like there was a strategy to do to
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do something better and it didn't work out so that I would say there were they
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would they would vaguely admit to some kind of failure there and they would say
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but then why are you even still selling it they would say well because we have
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customers who need a computer like this and actually believe it or not in case
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you could probably believe it not selling this now piece of crap overpriced
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computer would actually be worse for those customers than continuing to sell
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it and then the only recourse you have that it's like okay but do you have
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I still have to sell it for like eight grand.
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And they'd be like, well, people buy it.
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And that, you know, whatever,
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Apple has never been ashamed of selling people things
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for way too much money, but that's the situation they're in.
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So I feel like the Mac Pro, to figure out,
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is this a strategy we don't agree with,
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or is this a failure?
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There has to be a failure in there.
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They're not gonna come and tell you exactly
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what the failures are, you know what I mean?
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Like they're not gonna say,
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oh, here's what went wrong or whatever.
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But that seems very clear to me.
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There is no conscious strategy that Apple says,
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you know what, we're gonna make Pro hardware
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and then we're not gonna update it
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for three or four years.
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I do not believe that was ever Apple's strategy.
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That is evidence of a failure.
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How big a failure is that in the grand scheme of things?
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I don't know or whatever.
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But that is the only thing that seems clear from the outset.
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Everything else you can say,
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is it a failure to like ship,
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make all your laptops thin and light or is that a strategy?
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Or is it a failure to have computers
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that aren't really that much better
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than the ones they replace but are more expensive?
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Or is that part of a strategy?
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Like almost everything else I look at and I squint and say,
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seems a lot like a strategy. Maybe a strategy I don't agree with personally from my tastes
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and products or whatever, but it seems like a strategy. But the Mac Pro does not seem
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like a strategy. It seems like a failure.
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- Counterargument. The Mac Mini. Mac Mini is totally fine. They could update it. It's
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really easily updated. It uses cheap component parts.
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- That's a strategy.
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- Well, and so their strategy was, let's put this thing out there, but because it doesn't
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sell on very high volumes, let's never update it basically. Why couldn't that have been
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the same strategy for the Mac Pro?
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No, because the Mac Pro, the whole point of the Mac Pro is the biggest, fastest computer
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for the most demanding workloads.
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And the rest of Apple's product line, like the 5K Mac, has passed it by.
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Like its role in the product line is to be the biggest, fastest, and most expensive.
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The role of the Mac Mini is to be the cheapest and crappiest.
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Like, you know, if you never update it, it exactly fills its role of the cheapest and
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crappiest and you're just like, "Oh, this is a product Apple doesn't care about and
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doesn't really care about updating."
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That, I feel like Mac Mini looks totally like strategy to me, but there is no world in which
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which is a strategy of like,
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we're gonna make the biggest, fastest computer
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and then never make it any faster
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and the whole rest of our product line,
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including eventually our watches,
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are gonna be faster than this friggin' trash can.
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That's not a strategy because of the slot
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that the product goes in.
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So it's gotta be a failure.
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- I don't think we have enough
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Tim Cook Apple history to know that.
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I think there is very plausibly,
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I think it was probably a failure of some kind,
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But I think it's very plausibly also just a strategy
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of how today's Apple deals with low-volume products.
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- We need to write all these things down
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so that we can wait in 20 years for the tell-all book.
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We need to track down these long-retired
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millionaire Apple executives.
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What the hell happened with the Mac Pro?
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Tell us, 'cause from the outside, we can't tell.
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Was it just an Intel thing that you didn't get,
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or the sales volume, or there was something like,
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I don't know, what happened?
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or did you have it designed and they were fatal flaws with this little triangle design
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and you're just eating the cost on these GPU replacements and the new one you had planned
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didn't work?
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Like, what happened?
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Whereas the Mac Mini, I feel like you're interviewing me like, "Yeah, no one cares about that computer.
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It's low end."
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And it compiles faster than the Mac Pro anyway.
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Oh, is there any show that we can't eventually get to the Mac Pro about?
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Casey loves it.
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That's the best.
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It makes me so happy.
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Thanks to our three sponsors this week, Eero, Betterment, and Squarespace.
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And we'll see you next week.
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Now the show is over, they didn't even mean to begin
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them
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@C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-S
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So that's Kasey Liss M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M
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Auntie Marco Arment S-I-R-A-C
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USA, Syracuse
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It's accidental (it's accidental)
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They didn't mean to, accidental (accidental)
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Tech podcast so long
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Can we can we please talk about something that'll make us happier, please?
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Like the switch maybe hopefully possibly John. How do you like your switch?
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It's hard to say how I like my switch because
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This is supposed to be your happy place
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Because as far as like I feel kind of bad because a lot of people who I know who are using the switch are all talking
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about it and they're talking about the hardware and it's like
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This is just a Zelda delivery device for me at this point kind of like it
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You know my PlayStation 4 became my destiny delivery device
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And in that capacity I wish as always that the hardware was faster because then I wouldn't have
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Slowdowns in forested areas, and it's like I still find myself thinking can you imagine how?
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You know how even better this game would be on the ps4, but in general
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I don't spend much time dwelling in that because I'm really really loving Zelda. I think it's a great game. I enjoy it
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I think about it when I'm not playing it. I can't wait to play it every time. I'm away from the game
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And it's like watching a movie. I really don't think about the quality of my blu-ray player when I'm watching a good movie
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I think about the movie so when I'm playing so I'm thinking about Zelda, and it's awesome, and it's great and my switch has
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Literally never been held in my hands to play a game and has not left the dock since I got Zelda
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So that's how I'm using my switch. It is I'm pretending that Nintendo is still releasing
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TV connected consoles and not this hybrid portable thing and I'm perfectly happy with that eventually
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I probably will take it out and try playing it handheld and see what that's like
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But for now it is me a pro controller and Zelda and I'm loving it. No spoilers, please
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you know, it's funny so I
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played with two different people's switches my sister-in-law got one and she came over the evening of
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of launch day. And then the following day I went to my friend Stee's house and played
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with his for a little bit. And in, I guess, in a kind of opposite way, in that I don't
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think I really want a canister to speak to because I don't really see how it will help
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my life. I want to switch so badly, even though I know I'll play it for like a week and then
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never look back because I just think this thing is so darn cool and I've been
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super impressed by it. We actually hooked it up to my TV because my sister-in-law
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said it is because she hadn't hooked it up to hers yet and I
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thought that was super awesome. I played a few minutes of Zelda. I thought that
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was really cool. I didn't play it enough to like really get into it but my
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initial impressions were great. The hardware with the with the weirdly named
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Joy-Cons, like I find that name to be a little bit peculiar, but the click that it makes
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when you slide one of them in and removing it is so cool, and the kickstand is a little
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chintzy or whatever, but it still gets the job done for the most part.
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Everything about this hardware is so cool, and I really want one for no reason at all,
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because I'm just not really a video game kind of guy.
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But man, this thing is neat, and I'm super impressed by it.
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And it's the first time I've lusted after a video game system since the original Wii,
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which I did play a lot of for about a year and then I just never looked back.
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But I've been super, super anxious to get my hands on one, even though...
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Well, I mean, I could get my hands on one, I'm sure, but I know myself enough to know
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that I'm just...
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I'm in lust, I'm not in love.
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But we'll see what happens over time.
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Marco, you guys are, I guess, really...
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Tiff got one, right?
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So what have you thought?
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we haven't really played it much. So I just came back from a trip, I left that trip shortly
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after last week's show. The night before the trip I tried to buy and download Zelda, and
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the credit card thing on Nintendo's website just kept failing and timing out and everything
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– like, their whole website just sucked that night. It just, like, everything kept
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failing. And so I wasn't able to buy it in time for the trip, and so I didn't bring
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it because I'm like, you know, I have like, you know, I have Bomberman and that racing
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game. Neither of which I've actually played yet. I just, because like, you know, buying
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and installing this stuff, it all takes time and then I have to do something else. And
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then I left for a trip and I'm like, well, I'm not going to bring this entire console
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taking up space in my bag and one more thing to charge and everything else just for these
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two kind of like, you know, second tier games. You know, if I could get Zelda before the
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show, sure, I'll bring it, but I couldn't. So that's, so I didn't bring it. And now
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Now we're back and I'm dealing with all the work I missed,
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so I still haven't actually played it yet.
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And I'd love to play it on my TV,
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but I can't get a Pro Controller anywhere.
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So that kind of breaks that as well.
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I don't really want to use the weird little like--
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- No, you can still play it, I was gonna say,
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you can play it on your TV without a Pro Controller,
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you just gotta use the Joy-Con.
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So that, a lot of people have asked me
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if I have like the left Joy-Con disconnecting thing.
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I don't know, I don't use those things.
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I use the Pro Controller and it works fine.
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- Right, exactly.
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- It does not disconnect.
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- Yeah, so I need to get myself a Pro Controller.
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to really enjoy this thing.
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'Cause what I really want is to just,
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is most of the time to play these games on my TV.
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So once I get that, then let me know.
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But I'm also, I suspect that these initial games I got
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are probably not gonna be a lot of my time.
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I'm not really into Zelda.
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TIFF would probably play it, but I probably won't.
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I'm more into like the racing and stuff games.
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So when Mario Kart comes out, I'm very much into that.
01:54:47
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But that's not out yet.
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And like when the new Sonic thing comes out,
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I'll be very much into that probably,
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but that also isn't out yet.
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Mario games, when those come out, but they also aren't.
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Any kind of virtual console stuff
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to maybe play some of the games that I've missed
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since the Super Nintendo era or the N64 era,
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to play some of the Mario games
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that have come out in the middle,
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if that becomes available and possible to do.
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I'd love to do that, but I can't yet,
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because they don't exist.
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So eventually I expect to really enjoy this thing,
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but right now I've barely used it,
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because everything I've tried to do either failed
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took too long and then I had to go on a trip.
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I feel like there are like three obvious possibilities with this Zelda, this Zelda in particular.
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One is you're a Super Zelda fan and you played all the 3D Zelda games and you love them,
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you will also love this game.
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So that's the easy case, that's why all the gaming press love it, that's why I love it,
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Two is you don't know a Zelda from a hole in the wall and you bought this Switch because
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you saw one and thought it was neat and you get Zelda because it's like the, you know,
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popular top tier game to get on launch and you start playing it and you just slowly,
01:55:54
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gradually get lost in Zelda playing your version of what you think the Zelda game is supposed
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to be about, maybe not even advancing the actual main quest storyline for a very long
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time and spend like literally a year and a half consumed by this little toy box world
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because you have never played a sandbox game before and you've never played a Zelda and
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This is all entirely new to you, right?
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And the third possibility is you've never played a Zelda.
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You get this game, you try it, and you're like,
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this seems big and confusing, not for me.
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And I think that's what Marco's gonna think about.
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It's like, eh, it's neat.
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I can see how people might like it,
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but not my type of game.
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It probably also happened to Tiff
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because it's very difficult, I feel like,
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to play this Zelda game in particular,
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in any Zelda game, in a casual way.
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You're either going to know what you're getting into
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and know you like this kind of game
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or not know what you're getting into
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and just be completely consumed because you don't have the antibodies for this type of
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thing but you are the type of person who is entirely who does like this kind of game and
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for that type of person like I can imagine sitting literally hundreds of hours into this
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non multiplayer single-player completely entirely scripted deterministic game because you'll
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just be like climbing trees and picking apples and cooking food and and exploring and occasionally
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advancing this big overarching world story thing which may eventually get too hard for
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you to do anyway.
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Because if you've never done that before, this is amazing.
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I've done all this stuff before and I'm amazed and excited and just want to go exploring
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and do things and constantly getting distracted from advancing the main quest by all the other
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things that you can do, whether they be official side quests or entirely different ones.
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For an experience, it impresses experienced Zelda fans, but I think the best, the ideal
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experiences for this to be your first Zelda and for you to be the type of person who loves
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Zelda but you don't know it yet because you've never played one. This was your first Zelda
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game? For some kid, this is going to be this kid's first Zelda game, it's going to blow
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their mind. They're going to talk about this game like we talk about Mario 64, of being
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like "Oh, so that's what 3D platforming is? Oh, I see. That's how 3D works." Like, completely
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defining game type experience. So I'm excited by this, but I have dim hopes that Marco will
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get anything out of it. And I'm not sure about Tiff because she's been hot and cold on the
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other 3D Zelda games, so we'll see. But yeah, as with so many other game consoles that I
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buy, if this was the only game I was ever allowed to play on the Switch, already worth
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Hm. See, for me, I expect Mario Kart will probably be that game, if not one of the later
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Marios. But yeah, we'll see.
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Yeah, I've wondered when the Mario Kart comes out because I haven't played Mario Kart in a long time
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And and my understanding is it's just like a slight refresh or something like that. But either way
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What it comes out if I give that a shot
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That might give me enough ammunition to buy the switch be and the reason I say that is not because I don't think I would
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Love just Zelda
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I think I would
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But I view that as I would play it once and then be done and I don't know if it's worth what?
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$300 for the Switch and like $70, $60 for the Zelda, so call it $400.
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You would play it once in one sitting or you think you would finish the whole game?
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I'm saying over the course of like a month or two maybe I would finish the whole game,
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but I don't know if I want to spend $400 on Zelda because I feel like I would play Zelda
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and think, "Wow, that was really great.
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I'm glad I did that," and then never look at the Switch again.
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But if I see Mario Kart, which I know that I've loved previous Mario Kart games, if I
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I see that and it's well reviewed and I get to play it on one of my friends' consoles
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and I like it.
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That might change things.
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Additionally, I've never played Splatoon but I've heard nothing but universal praise
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So I believe that's, again, like a refresher, a new version is coming for the Switch at
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So maybe if I play that I'll think, "Oh, maybe this is worth it."
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But sitting here now, I'm looking for a reason to spend my money on this thing and
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I just can't come up with it yet.
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If you're going to play that many games, though, and you're like, you're rallying
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off of those things that you think you might play, like honestly it would be better for
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you to get a PS4 because there are so many different choices in franchise.
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The next game in my queue for example is Horizon Zero Dawn which has a terrible title, which
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is also an open world type game but looks 100 times better because it's on PS4 and you
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know, anyway, it's being compared to Zelda a lot, but on a PS4 you get that, you get
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the Uncharted series, you get all the top tier games.
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On Nintendo's thing, you just get Nintendo's top-tier games, so it is slimmer pickings,
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and I feel like you would have a better experience on a "real" TV-connected console.
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But for Nintendo-specific franchises, Mario Kart 8, I feel like I know what that's going
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to be, because I already played it.
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This is a deluxe version, right?
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And for me, I still miss the driving mechanics of Double Dash, it's still my favorite, but
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Mario Kart 8 was a really good Mario Kart, and just adding more tracks and everything
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is also going to make it really good.
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But I find as I get older, my tolerance for rubber banding AI in racing games is decreasing
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And because I was never particularly good at racing games, multiplayer is just another
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avenue for me to feel frustrated because everyone I play online is 100 times better than I am.
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So it almost becomes like a party game where it's only good when you're playing with other
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And even then, even within my own family, it's hard to find people who have...
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Our skill ranges are too widely varied, right?
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That's the problem.
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And so, we could play a four player Mario Kart, but two to three people are going to
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be really upset.
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Because they're never going to win.
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And that's bad.
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But yeah, I'm not entirely sure that you should get a Switch, Casey.
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I think probably, eventually Declan will tell you what you should get and you should just
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do what he says.
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That's my...
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you which console you should get and why, and you should just listen to him and do that.
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And then maybe you can, maybe he can show you the ropes and teach you some things.
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Well, there's a couple things you're not considering, though. Like, number one, I classically was
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a Nintendo kind of guy. I had everything up through and including the 64, and then, what
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was it, GameCube, and then I did not have, then I had a Wii, and I didn't do anything
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since then. You can't believe you skipped the GameCube,
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man. So many good games. Such a good controller. To be fair, a lot of people skipped the GameCube.
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Also true. It was less about the hardware more about me just not really being interested in games anymore
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And and that's the other thing is that you know
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You're probably right on paper that a ps4 would be a better like a more worthwhile purchase
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But all of these top-tier games that that any normal human or any normal gamer would would want to play
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I just don't really have much interest in like I know that I I have played at least one Zelda game
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I played all of Ocarina of Time and a fair bit of whatever was on the Wii, if memory serves.
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Skyward Sword? Where you wave the controller around to wave the sword?
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No, maybe it wasn't the Wii then. I don't remember.
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That's what I'm saying. I don't think it was the Wii.
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I don't remember what it was. Maybe it was one for the GameCube, but I played it on the Wii.
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It doesn't really matter.
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Twilight Princess?
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Yes, I think it was Twilight Princess, now that you say that. It doesn't really matter,
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though. The point is that the couple that I've played, I've enjoyed.
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But other than that, what appeals to me about the Switch is that I think it would be great for
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the party games that I remember from when I was a kid from the Nintendo 64, like the equivalents
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thereof. So like Mario Kart, things like Goldeneye, which I see Splatoon kind of filling that void.
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You know what I mean? It's--I don't have a terrible interest in going online and playing
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Strangers because I know I'll get just completely destroyed by eight-year-olds, and that's okay.
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But having a bunch of friends or family or both over and playing sounds really appealing.
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And I was super impressed, like God knows if this would work at all, or if it would
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work well, but I was super impressed by the like trailer promo video or whatever that
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came out in October where they had like a portable Switch, and that's redundant, but
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a Switch not docked.
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And they had like two people playing, each with their own Joy-Con, or I think there might
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might have even been one where they had like four people playing or, or at certainly at
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another point they had like a series of switches, switch I, whatever the plural is in this particular
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Yeah, switch I is correct.
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Yeah, definitely.
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That's definitely it.
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The plural switch is switch you guys.
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But anyway, they had, they had, you know, several switches all in like a circle and
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presumably they were all like networked together.
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There was another case where there's like, I think a basketball game where they were
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back to back and they were, and there were a bunch of people playing simultaneously.
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I have no interest in a basketball game. I don't remember what the group was playing.
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It might have been Splatoon. But that sort of a thing is what makes the Switch most interesting
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to me. And that portability, the fact that it can switch between being docked and undocked,
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that to me is what I find so interesting about it. Maybe that's silly, maybe that's stupid,
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but I mean, that's why emotions are not logic and logic is not emotional. It's just it's
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the way I feel. I just think that that's what's really neat and interesting about it.
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A lot of people are enjoying playing, portable playing, like within their own house, like
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playing in bed. Yeah, yeah, seriously. No, I think that would apply to me, absolutely.
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And I've done it with the Wii U when I was playing Mario Kart 8, for instance, and the
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family wanted to watch the TV. I could continue to play Mario Kart 8 just on the Wii U gamepad.
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And I came to actually like it that way. It's the same thing that got me with the gaming
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monitor like being closer to the screen being able to see more detail.
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I haven't done the math and the angles in it but I think it just you can get it to fill
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more of your field of view even though I have the 55 inch television I do sit kind of far
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away from it and I even felt like I know this can't possibly be true maybe it is I don't
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know I even felt like the input lag was reduced even though the video was being wirelessly
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sent to this handheld thing like the game was actually playing on the Wii U that's attached
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to my TV and it was wirelessly sending the video like surely that has more lag than playing
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it on my actual TV, but for whatever reason, bottom line is I did better.
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I did better against the accursed rubberbanding AI in Mario Kart 8 and in getting five stars
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or three stars or whatever it is, max rating and all these things to unlock all the stuff.
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I did better when I had it in my hand and I found that fun, being able to be in the
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same room as other people but not occupying the giant TV while they watch some show and
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I play this thing.
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Again, I haven't done that with the Switch yet.
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I've been doing entirely on TV mostly because my son and I are playing the new Zelda together.
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And anyone else who happens to come in the room wants to see what we're up to because
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we're up to some awesome stuff.
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But then it's easier for us to sit in front of a TV and Zelda is not a Twitch game where
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you have to have like amazing response times and amazing frame rate and it's a good thing
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because you don't have that.
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But it's more fun for everyone to like look and to be looking at the big screen and admiring
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the scenery and pointing out the sparkles that I don't see out of the corner of my eye,
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which means that I have to go pick up an arrow that I shot 10 minutes ago.
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Sounds like a blast.
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It's awesome.
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Well, if you ever get bored of yours, just send it my way.
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I'll play the snot out of it.
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But I can't take it out of the dock because I might scratch the screen.
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Are you guys aware of this controversy?
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This internet controversy?
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So people, do you know that the switch goes into like the little napkin holder thingy
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that's the dock?
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Yeah, mine's in there now.
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Should I be afraid of taking it out somehow somewhere people are getting scratches on like the sides of the screen
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not the part that lights up but still kind of like a screen surface like the black area and around it and
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all sorts of internet photos and they're like
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Scratches on it like is that is it happening because you're sliding and in and out of the plastic dock and like oh the plastic
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Dock is scratched people switches
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You need to get a screen protector
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But then people get screen protectors and they heat from the switch makes the screen protectors peel off and buckle and they're saying oh you shouldn't
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get screen protectors and then someone puts a video of them taking their switch and slamming
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it in and out and in and out and in the dock as hard as they possibly can like 50 times
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and then pulling it out and saying, "See?
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No scratches."
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So whatever the hell you're doing to scratch your switch, it ain't putting it in the dock.
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And people are like, "Well, you don't know my life.
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I put my thing in the switch gently three times and it scratched to hell."
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And so unlike the left Joy-Con thing, which is 100% reproducible, as far as I've been
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able to tell in my brief Googling around on the scratching thing is that no one knows
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what the heck is happening.
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Chances are good that Nintendo wouldn't have shipped something that could have scratched it, but the screen, I think the screen is not class.
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And so it's conceivable that the two plastics could combine in a way that could cause scratches on the non-light-up part of the screen, which would be bad.
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So I have been very, very carefully taking my Switch in and out of the dock.
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dock but I was pretty well convinced by that guy going to town on his switch his
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sacrificial switch in his dock and saying look I'm literally squeezing the
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napkin holder dock pinched shut as much as I can and jamming this thing out like
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incredibly rough I'm like if that doesn't scratch it like well then what
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is happening like it do they they could have a grain of sand inside their dock
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and that would do it because you know all you need is a grain of sand between
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two little surfaces and you've got scratches out of especially if it's
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plastic. But how did SAN get in your Switch dock? So I don't know. I think that is the
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least concerning controversy. The Joy-Con thing seems like a hardware problem that they're
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going to have problems with. It's just, you know, people are holding it wrong. It's the
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same thing all over again. You've got your big watery meat bags blocking the signal and
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some bad antenna design mixed in. You know, we've all been there and done that. But that
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doesn't concern me because I'm just going to use the Pro Controller. Or if I didn't
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use the Pro Controller, I would use it when they're docked to the Switch, in which case
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signal is not an issue, you know what I mean, I'll put the things on the side. I'm not sure
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that I would ever... Wait, it's only a problem when it's in the
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grip? Is that what the thing is? No, it's only a problem when it's in your hand. You
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can use the two Joy-Cons like one in each hand, like just holding them, like you're
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on the couch and the switch is across the room, right?
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Oh! And you're using the two Joy-Cons like that,
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and when you do that it's possible to wrap your big meaty adult hand entirely around
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the left Joy-Con in a way that blocks the antenna and causes like Bluetooth disconnects
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- Right, so that's the issue everyone's having,
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is only when they're disconnected.
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So if you use it like all together, it's fine?
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- Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
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- Oh. - 'Cause I think
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when it's all together,
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I think it's literally physically connected,
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or if not, you certainly can't wrap your hand
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around the side that's facing the switch,
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because you can't get your hand there.
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It's connected in that side.
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- Right, right, right.
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- iFixit did, or someone did a tear down
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to show where the little antenna is,
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and show that if you attach an extra antenna wire
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and trace it, put it in a different position,
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like you're able to make it much harder
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to stop with your hand.
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But it's iPhone 4 type situation all over again.
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I'm not concerned about it.
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I was in no way waiting for them to make a new hardware revision and fix this problem,
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which they probably will, but there's no way in hell I'm waiting.
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I wanted to play Zelda.
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If I don't succeed in getting a pro controller anytime soon, is it an acceptable substitute
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to use either the little plastic thing that comes with it or to buy the $30 charging grip
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to just use the Joy-Cons as a controller?
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You can try it.
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I mean, the buttons are super tiny on those Joy-Cons,
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and the joystick is very tiny,
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and it's all kind of small and tiny and awkward,
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and I wouldn't choose to do it with my hands,
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but a lot of people are discovering
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what I discovered long ago.
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- I wouldn't do that with my hands,
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I'd do it with your hands.
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Ergonomically speaking, having your left and right hand
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not joined by, like, not holding onto a rigid thing,
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you know what I mean?
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Like, to be able to separate them,
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like you do with the nunchuck and the Wiimote or whatever,
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is ergonomically great for anyone
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who has kind of RSI issues,
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because you can put your wrists and hands
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more neutral positions. You're not forced to, like with a keyboard, you know, you're
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not forced to align your fingers with the home keys, or a split keyboard lets your wrist
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be more neutral or whatever. So with the separate controllers, a lot of people are either discovering
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for the first time or rediscovering how comfortable it can be to have those, to have two completely
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independent not attached by anything controllers, and you can put your hands however is most
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comfortable for you and just use your thumbs and your fingers to make things. I just think
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They're too small for my hands, for the size of my hands.
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But you know, your mileage may vary, so try either way.
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And the little doggy thing, I haven't even tried it.
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The grip seems fine or whatever.
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It was like, honestly, why would I ever put those things
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into the little doggy grip when I have the Pro Controller?
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I don't see myself ever doing that.
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I will try to get a Pro Controller
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and try to actually download Zelda.
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It might be working now.
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By the way, speaking of companies
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that won't let you give them their money,
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Sony is the worst at this.
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And every time I want to buy something on Sony's thing, like, it probably is my fault
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for triggering this, like the expiration date of my credit card change because I got a new
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card issued or whatever.
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And maybe I went through and tried to do the purchase before I had updated the card.
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It's like, oh, you know, whatever, your purchase didn't go through.
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It's like, oh yeah, I got to update the expiration date.
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So I go update the expiration date and change it to the new one.
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But it just still won't let me purchase.
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I delete that credit card, enter it in the number one.
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It won't let me purchase.
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Like how many times have I done this?
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Every time I go to buy something, it's like, guess what?
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Sony will not let you buy anything with any credit card.
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With this credit card, with a new credit card, I go through like every credit card I own.
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Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
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And it's because they do this like 24 to 48 hour lockout to prevent fraud when they think
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there's some sort of problem.
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And you Google for it, and you see a million people getting payment failures for buying
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stuff in the PlayStation Store.
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It is so incredibly common.
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And so I think for the past three times I have bought things, because I buy all downloadable
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for a PS4, I don't buy a plastic disc if I can help it.
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For the past three times, here's how I buy things on the Sony store.
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I go to Amazon, I buy a digital download code for $20 worth of credit, I get the code, I
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enter into this thing.
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Like there's no, I don't lose any money in the deal except for the money that's left
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That's how I buy things on Sony's stupid store because they won't take my friggin' money.
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They also accept PayPal, but screw PayPal.