193: The Escape Zone
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It is currently 5 past 9 on Thursday night.
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The Apple event was earlier today.
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My beloved Virginia Tech Hokies are presently losing to the University of Pittsburgh.
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I am watching it out of the corner of my eye on my iPad on the Watch ESPN app, which is
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actually very nice.
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And I am trying desperately to pay attention to what you guys are saying rather than watch
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my beloved Hokies.
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And so if I accidentally let out a cheer, maybe given that we're losing 2116, a not
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happy cheer that Marco may have to bleep. My apologies, but this is what I do for you
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listeners. That's how much I do.
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It would be kind of incredible though to be like perfectly well timed. Like we're talking
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about like, you know this new touch bar and Casey's like, "F***." You know, like that,
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come on, that would be kind of amazing.
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I wouldn't put it past me. So no promises.
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All right. So we do have an infinitesimally small bit of follow up. Get—yes! All right,
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- Within 10 yards, that's a good deal.
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So we have an infinitesimally small amount to follow up.
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- So for joke reference,
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this is a football team you're watching?
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- Yes, this is a football team I'm watching.
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- I have to know which sport to make terrible jokes about.
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- Fair enough.
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Oh, and isn't the World Series tonight as well,
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actually, come to think of it?
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One of the games, I mean.
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Isn't it like every night?
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I mean, that's the thing, baseball's like a DDoS attack.
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It's just like every night there's baseball.
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Like, you can't get away from baseball.
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There's constantly games everywhere, every day.
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That is amazing.
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Well done, sir.
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So we do have a bit of follow-up, and for the first time in like two or three weeks,
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it's not me.
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Jon, what have you been up to lately?
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I did actually make it to an Apple store to check out the phones that were there.
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It was a dedicated trip.
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The only reason I went was to check out the phones.
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We're going to start by talking about the iPhones.
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Yeah, well, it'll be quick.
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It'll be quick.
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We'll have plenty of time.
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Here's a picture you took with one.
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Here's another picture you took with one.
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Uh-huh. Yeah. I was gonna send it to Tim, but I decided not to. And I was hoping it would clarify,
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he had plenty, would clarify which one I wanted to get. It didn't really help me that much because...
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Yeah, because I know I have a dilemma. I think I've kind of decided what I'm gonna do,
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but you know, yeah. So the jet black one is grippier. It would look better if people didn't
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touch it, but people touch it so it looks gross. It has little scratches on it, like,
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But we already covered all of this ground.
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I think what's going to end up happening is I'm going to experience the worst of all possible
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worlds because what I think I'm going to do is buy a JetBlack one and try using it without
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a case and then eventually decide that I can't handle it without a case because it looks
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too ugly and you can't scratch too much and then buy a case for it later after it's already
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damaged and scratched up and put a leather case on my scratched up JetBlack iPhone 7.
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At least it wouldn't be a lie.
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At least you wouldn't have this pristine phone under there that you think is totally unscratched,
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but there's actually one scratch on the side.
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I think I can keep it pretty well, but the thing is, I've never, all of my iPod touches
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I've had cases for and my one iPhone I had a case for, so I'm just going to give it a
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try without a case, because this one is grippy enough that I feel like, alright, let's give
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it a try and can I handle the damage that is inevitably going to happen to this?
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So I think I'm going to give it a try.
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I almost bought one when I was there, but then I remembered that I'm not supposed to
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to buy one until I can renegotiate some Verizon thing in like 10 days or something.
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And they only had 256 gig models anyway, so I didn't get one.
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But I think that's what I'm going to do.
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Get a Jet Black one, try it without a case, see how long I last.
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I predict that will not last long.
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Fair enough.
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Now are you planning to get AppleCare?
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Oh yes, yes, I always do.
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I bought myself this matte black iPhone 7, which I stand by a few weeks later is the
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prettiest iPhone I think I've ever owned.
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I really genuinely believe it's great looking.
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It is slicker than anything you can imagine,
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but it's really darn good looking.
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All right, field goal, that's a good sign.
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Only down by two.
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So anyway, so I got this, excuse me, this matte black iPhone.
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- This is all staying in the show, you know.
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- Oh, that's fine.
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The listeners will take this journey with me.
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So I got AppleCare.
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Yeah, I know.
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I got this AppleCare+ for the very first time, I never got an AppleCare on anything before
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to the best of my recollection, and I feel okay about this.
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Meanwhile, later that same launch day, I order Erin an iPhone 7, no AppleCare+, because she
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always uses a case.
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We go to a football game this past weekend, and her phone falls out of her pocket because,
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why wouldn't it?
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slick as a bar of soap and
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She didn't have her case on it yet. Ask me what happened to Erin's phone her three-week-old phone
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Did you spill water on it? No, that would actually be kind of okay
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Why did not have a case on it yet? How long does it take for the case installation process after after it is?
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Purchased this is like you have to bring it to the dealer to put the case on you just take out of the box
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You put it in the case
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Well, the rust proof coating on the undercarriage is really expensive and it takes a long time now
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What ended up happening was we had gotten an Apple case, but even the silicone cases are ridiculously expensive. Just wait
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Just wait, the silicone cases are like 30 or 40 bucks
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And so we had had one but we were thinking oh
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Maybe we can find something that's effectively the same on Amazon hadn't opened up the Apple one in case we could return it
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So what ended up happening was in order to attempt to save the $40
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I think it was for the the silicone case that we had already purchased
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We ended up now having $130 worth of damage that is yet to be fixed because it's like when your UPS was sitting next to
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Your computer during the thunderstorm not plugged into it. Yes
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The case sitting at home and in the box while you drop your phone. Mm-hmm. That's true. That's absolutely accurate. So
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So get Apple cares really the moral of the story here or put the darn phone in a case and don't be like me
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I'm all fired up, ready to go. It's the Mac day. I'm so happy, but yet asterisks. But other for the most part, I'm happy.
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It's Mac Day. We should start by talking about TV then. We should. To give an accurate simulation
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of the experience of watching this presentation. Well, you know that with Jon on the phone,
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we cannot skip anywhere. We're going to have to go chronologically. So let's start with the TV.
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Things have happened for the Apple TV. And in fact, things have happened for more than just
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the Apple TV. They've happened for iOS as well. The Mac, well, I mean, who cares about the Mac?
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It's just a Mac event, so.
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But yeah, there's an Apple TV app, or TV app, I should say, for iOS.
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Not for the Mac, but for iOS.
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And as well for the TV, of course.
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And it's all things to all people, as long as you don't care about Netflix or Amazon.
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Yeah, it's weird, kind of weird that they did TV stuff in this thing, although we kind
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of knew that they were going to, you know, just off our features, no hardware features,
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they haven't fixed the Apple TV remote or anything like that.
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But they did want to talk about their new, you know, making the experience of actually
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watching TV on your Apple TV better, which is, hey, a good thing to do.
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Maybe don't spend so long on it in front of an event that's supposed to be about Mix,
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but whatever.
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But I think it's worth talking about because this presentation kind of showed that Apple
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is still chipping away at Apple TV, making steady progress.
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But on the other hand, I think it also highlighted all the ways that they're behind.
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And I had a couple of thoughts in my head while watching this.
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was that everything they were showing you,
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like the unified interface TV,
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convenient place to watch all your stuff,
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easier than going to find like what app
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was I watching that thing in or whatever,
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you know, having a unified TV thing
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keeps track of what you're watching,
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even if you're using another app to watch it,
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trying to bring everything together,
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like their goal of, you know,
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I forget what the words were,
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I'll try to scrub to it in the video here,
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but like a unified TV experience or whatever,
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you can't, oh, what is it?
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Unified TV experience, there you go.
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you can't actually deliver on that
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until you hit some critical mass of content.
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And it's debatable what that critical mass of content is,
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but obviously we would agree that if you just had HBO,
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it's never gonna be a unified interface,
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or if you didn't have some of the major sports,
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it wouldn't be unified interface.
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But like, I'm not quite sure what that is,
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but I think Apple TV does not yet have
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a critical mass of content.
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And you may say that's based solely on Netflix
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not participating in this.
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That is enough at this point to say no,
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because people want their Netflix,
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they have exclusive content, people like it.
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If that's not part of this experience, so much for Unified.
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It's already bifurcated and it's just gonna splendor
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even more for things like local sports that you can't get.
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So the gold Unified experience is fine,
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but as discussed many, many times in the past,
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if you're not gonna do the omnivorous box thing,
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you can never present a Unified interface
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unless you literally contain all the content
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someone wants to watch on TV.
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And I don't think they're close to that for most people,
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because there's always gonna be something
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that's not in Apple TV
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or not in the TV app and Apple TV for most people.
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Few people who only watch the things that are in there,
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fine, but like, if that's their goal,
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they need to work on the business side of this
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to figure out if we had these content providers,
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we could get, you know,
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we would cover 80% of the viewing public's needs
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or whatever.
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And I'm sure that changes from country to country
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and region to region,
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but I don't think they're close now.
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So that's depressing, but that's nothing to do with technology,
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it has to do entirely with business deals.
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And the next thing is the TV button,
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the icon on the remote for the TV button,
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like it's kind of the home button,
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which when you press it, you go back to the screen
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with all the little rectangles
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where all your different apps are, right?
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But that icon that's printed on the remote
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is also the little glyph that's on the TV app.
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And so in the demo they showed,
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If you go to the TV app, launch it, and there's a bunch of things you're watching, and you
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click on one of them like Game of Thrones, and you're chucked off into the HBO app where
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you're watching Game of Thrones, and then you hit the TV icon, it takes you back to
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the TV application, not back to the screen with a bunch of little rectangles.
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And it's kind of like this button and this thing go together, and it should have been
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there from the beginning, but it could be retconned in, but either way, it kind of changes
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the fundamental experience, I think for the better, kind of in the same way that the Apple
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watch experience was changed, it's like, look, people don't want to go back to basically
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springboard on their Apple TV all the time. It's supposed to be a television watching
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device and if you're watching television, the television watching should be the central
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thing. Like when you hit the TiVo button, you go back to, well, that's not a good example
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because it always takes you back to the stupid main TiVo central, whatever. Anyway, re-centering
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the center of gravity of Apple TV on television I think is a good idea. But then, now all
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All of a sudden the Apple TV reframed in this way less as a like humongous iPad that you
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don't touch.
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You know, like it's just like a big iPad, you know, less like a, Oh, springboard is
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the heart of everything, right?
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Springboard is not the heart of everything.
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The TV app is the heart of Apple TV because it's all about watching TV.
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And sometimes you might want to play games or whatever, but really you want to be using
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the TV app and reframed like that.
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Then again, you see how far behind on there, where are the user profiles?
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How can I switch to like my kids thing where all their apps are going?
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Oh, there's like up next or whatever.
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Yeah, fine, if you live alone and only one person ever watches TV shows at the same time, that's great.
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How do I switch to, you know, a different account with a different Apple ID or with the same Apple ID?
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All these things that Netflix has long since figured out, because when you launch a Netflix app,
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you can pick who you want to be and you have your own queue of stuff and you have your own thing that you've watched last,
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and I'm not going to go up to it and find out the next thing that's up next for me is like, you know,
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some Disney Channel show that my daughter was watching that I don't want to watch, right?
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they're so far behind just the Netflix app,
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let alone other full television experience,
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you know, attempts to be a unified thing.
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So I'm glad Apple TV is making progress.
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I think they're moving in the right direction,
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but they're still behind and the remote sucks.
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- Well, how do you really feel?
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You know, I was really excited to see the live sports stuff
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and granted, as we've already discussed,
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I am not at all watching college football right now,
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But being able to just say to Siri,
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put on the Virginia Tech game or what have you,
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that's really powerful and really awesome.
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- When it works.
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- When it works, which I mean, well,
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I'm going on faith that it generally does.
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But that's really exciting.
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And that's, like you said,
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it's movements in the right direction.
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But I just have a hard time thinking that for me,
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this is going to be much of an improvement
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because generally speaking, when I'm using the Apple TV,
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which I do darn near daily, I'm using Plex,
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or I'm using Netflix, or occasionally I'm using
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the standard music app.
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It's very rare I am doing anything else.
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So having to go, I guess how this would work
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is I would hit the TV what was once the home button
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to go to the TV app, and then I guess hit it again
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to go to Springboard, maybe?
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- I don't know if it, it might take you back
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the Springboard thing if you haven't first launched Apple TV. I have no idea where. We
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saw a demo with two seconds worth of interaction. We'll find out when we get the OS update,
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But anyway, if going back to Springboard is via the Apple TV app, or I'm sorry, the TV
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app always, that's actually going to be a disappointing change for me. But I hope, I
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really, really hope that in the future the Netflix and Amazon stuff gets squared away
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so that they can be included because
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Amazon is going to be important to me soon because of the Grand Tour
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Like I said, Netflix is where we watch pretty much any TV that isn't on, you know, terrestrial television
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and Plexus for movies and other things so I
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Feel like this is step in the right direction, but it's not there yet. And man, I'm hopeful though
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I'm super hopeful even though I don't expect anything to actually happen
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And Apple has a lot of work to do if it wants to
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get these things in like get Netflix on board if this is the unified TV experience you need to have Netflix in there get Amazon to
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Have a thing like integrate make sure the people who should be integrating do make sure Plex is integrated
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Like if you really want to be unified you have to reach out and it's really hard to get Netflix on board when Apple keeps
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Making emotions about oh, we're gonna be our make our own content like they're doing that reality show and Tim Cook keeps talking about
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Well, you know, we're looking into funding content
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to be like making your own content is directly competing with Netflix and
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Amazon who are also making their own content and I I think it's easier to
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work with something like HBO which also makes its own content because HBO has no
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pretensions to make a digital platform for television watching like they're not
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selling little pucks that you connect to your TV they don't sell network services
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they're all about the content so that is a little bit more of a straightforward
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thing but anyway if this is their plan they they got a lot of work to do so
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So while we're waiting for the new Apple TV with a non-crappy remote to come out, hopefully
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all of Apple's little business people are scurrying around trying to get these deals
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to happen, doing whatever it takes.
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Or just don't be a TV platform.
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Like if you're going to play in this game and try to provide a unified interface, then
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provide a unified interface.
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I don't want to see, you know, ten years from now three or four islands of content with
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their own apps and their own ecosystems totally separate from each other.
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It's annoying.
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Anything else about the TV?
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- Oh, I know Marco, you are really excited
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to talk about it some more, but.
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- Oh yes, I care so much about television.
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- You know, you say that, and I know to some degree
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you're being silly, but don't you watch all of your TV
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through the Apple TV?
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- Yeah, and I don't care about it whatsoever.
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Like, to me, the Apple TV is something that I,
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I kinda treat the Apple TV the way a lot of our friends
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who love iPads so much treat the Mac.
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It's a thing that I use, I choose it as the best
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of a whole bunch of tools I don't care about.
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And I use it and I don't really think about it.
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I don't have a lot of passion for TV or TV related things
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or TV related boxes.
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The Apple TV, the new Apple TV box is largely fine.
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It could be better in a lot of ways.
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I think it will always just be fine.
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The old one was always just fine also.
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The Apple TV as a product line has been around
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for quite some time and it has always been fine.
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so I expect it to continue to be fine,
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for me to continue to use it on a regular basis,
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but really just never think about it at all,
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except when I'm using it and it doesn't work.
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- I think you'll appreciate the up next thing,
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because if you actually use that TV app,
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it's an easier way to get back,
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what was I doing before on the Apple TV
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if it hasn't retained state on the thing,
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to be able to just go to that.
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- Except that the things that I watch most often
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are Netflix and Plex, which I'm pretty sure
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will probably never be in it.
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- Will not be in the, yeah.
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- I hear ya.
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You know, it's the kind of thing,
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like I don't have cable, so I don't have a cable login,
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so I don't use any apps that require a cable login.
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I do have HBO Go now, whichever one.
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I have one of the HBOs.
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- But I've actually been, thank you,
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I've actually been thinking about canceling it,
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'cause we hardly ever watch anything there.
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Like we watch stuff in bursts,
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and you can always just turn it off and turn it on again.
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- Touchdown, oh no, nevermind, damn.
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- Regardless, I don't think I'm going to possibly
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see this TV app or if I do it'll be
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Something that gets in my way that that you know
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I have to like click the the fake home button one more time out of to get to what I really want to watch
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Alright, anything else on the Apple TV is your team losing it?
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They are losing I thought we had a touchdown which would have put us somewhat comfortably in the lead, but I was mistaken. Mmm
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Riveting, you know, we forgot to mention something
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They Apple opened the keynote with a really lovely video on accessibility. Yeah, I mean that genuinely
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I completely forgot to mention that. I thought that was really cool. And they said that they're going to
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Or I guess I think it's already there. I just haven't looked at it yet there. They're going to have like a top-level
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so to speak accessibility page on their website, which we should check out and we'll find it and put a link in the show notes
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But I thought that was a really great video and and in many ways
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I think that's Apple at its best and and I just wanted to applaud them for it because I thought that that was really good stuff
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Apple has always been really good with accessibility stuff.
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Like, you know, they haven't been perfect, by all means,
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and anybody who uses these technologies will tell you
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the various times they haven't been perfect,
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but compared to what almost everyone else
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in the industry does, Apple's accessibility support
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is just world class, it's so good.
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And what you get out of the box with Apple products
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for things like screen readers and click control,
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you know, all sorts of various technologies,
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a lot of times this kind of stuff is available
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on other platforms, but only if you buy additional software
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or have additional hardware even.
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What you get with Apple out of the box
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with all their products accessibility-wise
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is just ridiculously good compared
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to everything else in the market.
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- I think the most important feature of these videos
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is aside from making people think Apple is a nice company
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and doing all the PR effect that specifically
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we're like, oh, you go to these video shows,
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you're such a nice company.
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Well, A, they are a nice company,
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and B, the other side effect of this is that it exposes people who don't use these features,
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people like me, don't use these features for the most part, to the fact that they exist
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and how they work. I had no idea that the camera on the iPhone will speak to you about
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who's in the frame and whether it finds a face and how big the face is so a person who
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can't see can take pictures with the camera. When do regular people experience these features?
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I don't think most people go into accessibility and turn on accessibility features created
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for people who have bad or no vision or can't hear or so on and so forth, just experiment
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with it, right? Most people don't see these features at all. And so when you say accessibility,
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maybe people don't even know what you mean. You're like, "Well, what do you mean? How
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can a blind person use an iPhone? You got to see the screen, right?" People just don't
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know, right? And these things, I think, show what marketers said, how far these products
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go to be usable in situations that regular people don't consider because they don't have
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if you don't have these limitations, you don't know what affordances are there to help you with them until you need them.
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As we all get old, for example, I'm sure most of us will be cranking up the text size, and all of a sudden we'll appreciate that feature that we never touched before.
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My parents used their iPhone 6-size device in the big mode, where I forget what it's called, but everything is bigger.
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It's like zoomed in, it's a non-native res.
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And that feature is meaningless to me now, but eventually as my vision gets worse, suddenly
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it'll be like, "Oh, I'm glad that's there."
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These videos do a good job of highlighting to both users and developers that this stuff
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is actually there, so that when they do eventually get older and start, you know, their sensory
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perception starts changing, they'll know to go and find those, and they'll feel good about,
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you know, using a product line that offers these features.
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And for developers, it's reminding them it's not just about putting labels on your things.
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There's other, you know, go the extra mile.
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Like, see what we did with the camera app.
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If you have a camera app, you could do something like this too.
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Your application would be more accessible.
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What else was spoken about pre-Mac stuff?
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There was nothing that pertinent, right?
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Didn't they talk about iPhones briefly?
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They talked about how well the Apple Watch is selling but not giving any numbers, I don't
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And, yeah, I mean, who cares?
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Let's talk about Macs.
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about Macs. It's Mac Day. They talk about iOS penetration of iOS 10 versus the latest
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version of Android or whatever. Let's be honest, they were killing time. I don't know why they
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were killing time. They didn't have, like, it's not as if... There's one thing to have
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filler. And the second thing to just make what should have been a much shorter presentation
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way too long. But they did. We forgot to mention something about the Apple TV. Minecraft is
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on the Apple TV. Is that... I'm not trying to be snarky. Is that something we care about?
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Is that a big deal or do you think no one will use that?
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I don't know squat about Minecraft.
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- I don't think that's that.
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I mean, it's a big deal in that Minecraft is super popular
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and tons of people will buy it and play it.
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But Minecraft is available
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on like every platform in the universe.
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So the fact that it's on Apple TV now,
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yeah, you have parody, good.
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But, you know.
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- All right, so I guess I've run out of reasons to stall
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other than to say that tech is up 2221 over pit.
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Let's talk about the Mac.
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Overall, I feel like this is okay.
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I think this was good.
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I certainly have been left,
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there's certain things that I'm disappointed by.
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But in the grand scheme of things,
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these new MacBook Pros look really darn good.
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Really, really good.
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I'm amped about the, what do they call it, the touch bar.
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I don't know if I'll like it,
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but tentatively, it looks good.
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I'm excited, I'm excited to try it,
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even though I don't plan on buying one and I'm not going to get one from work for two
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years. But anyway, I'm excited to try it. I am sad, although completely unsurprised,
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that they don't have a Magic Keyboard update that included it. I understand that leaving
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that screen on would surely take a not insignificant amount of battery power, but the Magic Keyboard
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is rechargeable now, so who really cares? If I have to charge it once...
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You connect it with a wire and then you wouldn't have that problem.
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I wouldn't want to be an animal, but I could be.
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But no, I mean, I would love to see a Magic Keyboard that had this touch bar on it.
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I don't expect it'll happen, but it would be neat.
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And I say that in part because at home I use a desktop, I use an iMac.
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And certainly today there was no real talk about anything for the desktop, but I can't
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say I'm surprised by that either.
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I mean, what are they really going to do to the iMac?
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There's not really any new chips, are there?
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And outside of maybe a new fancy keyboard, wired or wireless, or maybe I guess you could
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put different ports on it, you could put USB-C ports on it, but that's not that remarkable
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So I'm not too surprised that there's not a lot of desktop activity.
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Nobody really thought the Mac Pro would be updated, am I right?
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I mean, come on.
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We were talking about this last week, Marco said the same thing.
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Like, if we're going to update the iMac at all, it's just USB-C ports, and we didn't
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mention another fancy keyboard, but...
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Well, that's not entirely true.
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I believe the Kaby Lake CPUs are available,
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roughly, for the iMac.
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I'm not sure if they're in volume, really, yet,
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but technically, new CPUs are basically available
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for the iMac now.
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- I know, but none of us expected the iMac to come,
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or the Mac Pro, or the Mac Mini.
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You expected the iMac, really?
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- The iMac has been updated the last two falls.
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It made sense.
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It is right on schedule for the iMac to be updated.
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I'm guessing it probably is not far off.
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I mean, I wouldn't expect it next week,
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but I'm guessing it's not gonna be another year
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until the next iMac update.
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It's probably gonna be a few months, maybe.
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- I don't know.
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You're more optimistic than I am.
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Like I said in the last show,
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I think they should keep updating iMac,
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but I have dim hopes that they will.
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'Cause I mean, I don't understand the reasoning
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behind the cadence of doing iMac updates so faithfully
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and then just dropping it,
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but I totally expected not to have any desktop Macs
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at this thing at all.
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- Well, the thing is, doing an update
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when it's a fairly minor processor
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and motherboard chipset update, it is not that hard.
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It doesn't take that much engineering work for Apple.
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Not anymore engineering work than any other update is.
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And it used to be, not that long ago,
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that every time there was a new chipset out
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for either the MacBook, the MacBook Pro,
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the MacBook Air, or the iMac, it got updated
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within a month of that new chip coming out.
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So it's only been in these recent years
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where there's been Apple skipping generations
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and Intel having weird delays.
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It's only been in those years that we started having
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these things where Apple is kind of like deciding
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whether they wanna bother updating things.
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I mean, it used to just be assumed, of course,
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they would update their main computers
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with the new chips that came out.
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And so the iMac line of chips has not had those problems
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that all the mobile ones have had with Intel.
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So the iMacs have actually been updated
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on a regular basis until right now,
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and it's a little questionable why it wasn't there now,
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and I guess the answer will not be apparent
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until whenever it is updated next,
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then we'll figure out like, you know, why did it not get updated now, I guess?
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Well, I think I have an answer, though, because if you look at Wikipedia, which is clearly
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the source of all human knowledge and never incorrect, the Kaby Lake Wikipedia entry says
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that it began shipping to manufacturers and OEMs in the second quarter of this year. Mobile
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chips have started shipping with more of Kaby Lake desktop chips to be released in the coming
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months or early next year. So what makes you think that they're available for the iMac
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I don't know. Random people on Twitter told me. I could be wrong.
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- You want random people in the chat room
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who are pointing out that if they are available,
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it's almost certainly not the ones
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with the fancy Iris graphics that Apple always likes.
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- Fair enough, all right, so that could be the reason then.
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So it could be as simple as that.
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Also, I think it's worth pointing out,
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like we heard from a lot of people,
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because like Intel officially quote launched Kaby Lake,
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like a month or two ago or whatever it was,
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and we immediately heard from everybody on Twitter saying,
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"How could Apple release Skylake laptops now
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"and not Kaby Lake?"
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And of course the reason why is 'cause when Intel
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announces a launch, it means nothing.
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It's like Intel's basically saying,
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"These chips will be available sometime,
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"maybe in the future."
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And the actual time that you can ship computers
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with the right ones for those computers
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might be two to 12 months away from that time period.
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But anyway, Kaby Lake I don't think is a big deal.
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From everything that we've read about it,
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from what we know about it so far,
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it seems like it is not really something
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that you should be really waiting up for.
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Sky Lake was a big deal, Kaby Lake really isn't.
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I also have another important update for you.
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It's 2921 Tech.
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The good guys are winning.
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- Is this a basketball game you're watching?
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There's a lot of scoring going on here.
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- Well, you know, football,
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sometimes it's a more offensive than defensive game.
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- Are you voting for the hoodies or what are you doing?
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- Hokies, H-O-K-I-E-S.
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- It was like that ringer of an Auburn game they had
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where Auburn was up like 50 something.
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- If only. - You get to do that
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when you're CEO, I guess.
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- Okay, so no desktop, so no iMac updates.
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It's unclear whether or not Kaby Lake is available.
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Tipster's saying yes, I'm seeing no.
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- I mean, it doesn't matter if it's available.
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It's those lead times to getting it into computers.
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And Apple recently has not been that spry
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about like, "As soon as the chips are ready,
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"we're gonna be ready to go."
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Like that's kind of more of the old Apple
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and this new one is like,
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"Don't even wake me up until they're available in volume
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"and the next generation is about to come out."
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Yeah, then maybe we'll incorporate them
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into a computer of some kind.
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When Apple delays on things, and this is probably Intel delay here, but when Apple delays on
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things, what I'm saying is we don't really have to make excuses for Apple anymore. They
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are the biggest corporation in the world most of the time. They have tons of resources that
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they can choose to devote to updating their computers to new components that come out
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for them. It isn't that hard. It doesn't take a lot of time or money relative to what
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they make from them and what they have as a company. So we don't need to excuse them.
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It is up to them to update things, and it is my opinion they should not be slackers
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about that or skip generation simply because they don't feel like it.
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Fair enough.
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So sadness about, well maybe not sadness about the iMac, I think we can all agree that's
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reasonably expected.
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Sadness but not surprised about the, what is that little Mac called that doesn't come
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with any devices attached to it, it's not got a display.
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It's like a little one.
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It's like a tiny Mac.
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The Mac Pro.
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No, no, no, not the circular one.
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not the circular one it's like more of a rounded rect it's a Mac Pro
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Apple TV you're thinking. Ah shoot I can't remember the name Mac
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Small? Mac Small maybe? No it's much smaller than that
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Ah man it'll come to me. Oh I think it's the Mac Air. The Power Mac G4 Cube
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yes that's it. Oh is that it okay yeah so no Power Mac G4 Cube updates
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no trash can updates thank God
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because I wouldn't even pay attention to this show anymore I'd just be watching my
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football game
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Actually, maybe they should have updated the Mac Pro.
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Isn't that what you're doing?
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Speaking of the Mac Pro, I was surprised at how many random angry people there were on
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Twitter about there being no Mac Pro update, which shows that there's this weird Venn diagram
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between people who understand that the Mac Pro hasn't been updated in forever, but don't
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follow the stuff enough to know that there was no way in hell a new Mac Pro was coming
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out in this thing.
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So it's kind of weird that the anger has spread beyond the people who were ever actually going
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to buy one to just the general public being embarrassed for Apple for having this quote
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unquote "pro computer" that pretty soon the watch will be faster then.
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Well because you know even if you're not about to buy a Mac Pro the fact that they have this
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high-end that the highest end computer in their lineup that has been so neglected.
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High-end air super air quotes.
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But well it's still I mean if you do parallel stuff it's still the fastest it's fast it's
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on no other benchmark but on that.
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Barely barely or you get like five iPads.
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Probably not even that many.
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But the reason this matters is what you argue, John,
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in your super car, halo car thing.
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That like, it matters whether Apple is treating
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its high-end well if you are a Mac user at all.
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Because if Apple is neglecting significant portions
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of its user base for the Mac lineup,
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and you are a Mac user, or you are heavily invested
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in the Mac as a platform,
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that should be a warning sign for you.
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That, like, that should set off warning bells
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say like, wait a minute, maybe the health of my platform,
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or the future of my platform is not as healthy
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or guaranteed as I would like.
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Because if they're neglecting this whole big area of it,
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maybe there are worse things to come,
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or maybe they aren't putting the right resources into it.
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So it is totally relevant, whether you buy a Mac Pro or not,
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how Apple treats their pro customers.
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- Yeah, I'm just saying they crossed over the point now
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where it has moved beyond and now is affecting
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a broader base of people. It's kind of like as if they were still selling the original Dodge Viper,
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like the original original Dodge Viper. It had not changed in any way. And it would be like,
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"Well, it's a great halo car for Dodge or Chrysler." But eventually it becomes an embarrassment,
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because the original Viper was a terrible car in so many ways. And it just can't compete with today's
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supercars. It would be like, "Oh, your halo car for Dodge can be beaten off the line by a Volkswagen
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GTI now. I mean, it's just be—or even a lesser car. It stops being a halo car when
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it loses in single-threaded performance to the two run-of-the-mill computers.
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So anyway, so no Mac Pro, not surprising. No Mac Mini, not surprising. No iMac, almost
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entirely not surprising. That leaves us with the portable Macs. So the MacBook Pro, as
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I was talking about a few minutes ago, MacBook Pros looking really good. Aesthetically it's
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looking really good. I think what they've done is really cool. The touch bar looks great.
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We can go through this line by line. But man, it's to the point that between this external
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display, which actually we should talk about as well, that I have at work, the 4K display
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I have at work, and these new MacBook Pros, I'm starting to doubt my newfound love for
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my desktop iMac existence, because I love this 5K iMac.
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I love it to death.
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But I just can't help but think to myself, "Well, you know, I could get one of these
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4K or maybe the fancy 5K LG display.
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I could get one of these new MacBook Pros."
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Life could be pretty good that way.
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So I don't know.
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One of you guys is probably upset about this, so talk me out of spending money I don't have
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on a computer I don't need.
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- I'm probably the most upset,
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but Marco can go first and say why he likes them.
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- So I will go back to your earlier point,
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which I will, I'm probably not done talking
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about this point yet,
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but basically the touch bar looks really cool.
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I'm sure it's going to be a really big deal
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for people when they are working on their laptops,
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and no doubt that is a lot of people a lot of the time.
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However, it is not on every laptop.
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Apple sells a lot of the MacBook Air class computers.
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And so for everyone who bought the MacBook
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adorable slash MacBook One,
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or for everyone who buys the old,
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or kind of still for sale but old MacBook Air,
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or the new, whatever we're gonna call
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the low end configuration of the MacBook.
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Names in the chat that I liked a lot so far
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are MacBook Escape, or the Effinbook.
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I think MacBook Escape is part of my favorite one.
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but oh, the Air Pro and the F and Pro were also very good.
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But MacBook escape is really good.
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Anyway, so all those people, that's a lot of Mac buyers,
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not to mention all the desktop buyers.
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And granted, I know laptops are more popular than desktops,
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so I know the desktop buyers don't count for as much,
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but all those people and the entire Mac user base
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that has a computer already before today
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does not have a touch bar.
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And even if you are one of the people
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who has one of the new MacBook Pros with the touch bar
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that is only actually accessible to you
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when you are using it in its regular mode.
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So not in clamshell mode at a desk,
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not as a second screen with a main screen
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and an external keyboard and mouse.
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Only when you're using those particular models of computer
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and only when you're using them right on them
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in normal quote laptop mode.
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That is when the touch bar can be used.
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It is going to be a really great convenience
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for the people who use it in that way,
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but I don't think it's going to radically take over
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the Mac experience yet and become like a must-have accessory
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until it is available across the entire lineup,
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laptops and desktops in some form.
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That might become more interesting then,
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when you can kind of assume that all modern Macs have it,
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but you can't assume that today
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as either a user or a developer.
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So I think it's gonna take a while
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before that becomes a must-have thing.
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It will be a convenience from day one,
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and surely, Apple's apps having it built in is nice.
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That's a lot of apps that people use on the Mac,
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are Apple's built-in apps, so that's good.
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But it's gonna take a while.
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Like when the first Retina MacBooks came out in 2012,
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it took a long time for most of what you saw on screen
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to be Retina.
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It took a couple years at least for apps and websites
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and everything to update.
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For the touch bar, it's gonna take a while
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before you can really get into using it
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with many of your apps and everything.
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So I would say, for you Casey, looking at these today
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and feeling bad you don't have one,
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it's the kind of thing where if you're buying a new laptop,
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if you were buying one anyway,
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then I think you should consider the touch bar
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as an important thing to have, probably.
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And all this should be prefaced by saying
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that none of the three of us were at the event,
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none of the three of us have review units,
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So none of the three of us have ever touched these
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or handled these or seen these in real life.
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So all this could be out the window the first time
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that the world kind of gets more experience with these
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and we know more about them and how they work in reality.
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But I would say probably that if you're buying today
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or if you recently bought something
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and you don't want to buy another thing,
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you don't really have to feel bad yet
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that you don't have this touch bar
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because it's gonna be a while before apps can assume
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that a lot of people have it and it's gonna be a while
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before a lot of apps take advantage of it.
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And we still don't know how much of a must-have thing
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it will be in practice until these things are out
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for a while and we can kind of look more objectively
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after it's kind of, after the cool has kind of rubbed off
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and we've either used them ourselves
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or we know people who have used them
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and we've gotten some long-term opinions
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from ourselves or others about how useful
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this actually is in practice.
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So for now, you don't need to feel bad.
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- You should feel bad not because you don't have
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a touch bar, but because you don't have a MacBook Pro
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with like modern internals, it's way faster than the one you have now. So that bad feeling remains.
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So question for both of you, and I'll start with Marco, do you think that a keyboard with a touch
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bar will ever exist for a desktop Mac? Or do you think it will always, always, always be for
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laptops? And if yes, if you think it will one day exist for desktop Mac, would Apple just completely
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Go bananas and make it wired only or do you think it would be just basically a revision of the smart keyboard as it is
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Honestly don't know
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I'm leaning towards no and and no one's gonna like the reason why but I'm leaning towards no and
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You probably do we all know the reason I'm leaning towards no because you know a I think
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putting the Touch Bar as it exists today into something the size and price of the Magic Keyboard
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I think would be very challenging and there's probably a lot of constraints there many of which are self-imposed by Apple
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But I basically don't like I don't see them wanting to make their keyboard bigger
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I don't see the market having much tolerance for them making their keyboard more expensive
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It's already pretty expensive, and I don't really see them
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You know wanting to have multiple models of keyboard that they sell
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I mean they can barely sell peripherals at all anymore.
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So, you know, I don't see that happening.
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But ultimately the biggest reason why I don't honestly see this happening,
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even if they could get over the technical stuff,
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- Here it comes. - is that I just don't think Apple
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gives a damn about desktops anymore.
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And that's not to say they're never gonna make one again.
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But I just think the focus, I mean, look,
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you can barely get Tim Cook to pretend to care about the Mac.
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At all. All Macs.
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You know, there's a reason why Tim didn't say a lot today about the Mac.
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You know, that was delegated to Phil and Craig because they, I'm pretty sure, care deeply
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about the Mac.
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Like, they seem like they're really, like, Mac champions inside the company at the very
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But Tim, I don't think is, I don't think Tim cares.
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I don't think he even hides that very well.
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Like, I don't think he even honestly tries.
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I don't think Tim cares.
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And so as long as the company is led by Tim,
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I don't see the Max making substantial advances.
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And what I see instead is what we see today,
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which is they're gonna keep doing what they can do
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to move things along occasionally
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to be thinner, lighter, better, faster, right?
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That's what they do.
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But I don't see a time under Tim Cook's rule,
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which is probably gonna be long,
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I don't see a time of this happening here
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where Tim is going to decide that the Mac
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really needs a lot of effort put into it
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and it needs major resources and major prioritization.
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I just don't see that happening.
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So I don't think they're going to put in
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the lots of work that it would take
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and possible profit cannibalization of other products
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to meaningfully enable this on desktops.
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I just don't see it happening. I wish it would, but I just don't.
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Let's assume for just one moment that you're right, that Tim either doesn't care about
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the Mac, or let's even go so far as to say he freaking hates the Mac.
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I'm not saying he hates it. What I'm saying is, he's obviously not a Mac person. I'm pretty
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sure he has said on the record multiple times that he does his work on iPads anyway. So
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So I basically, I don't think he uses Macs very often,
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if at all, and I think he is very much profit focused,
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and he looks at where Apple can make the most profit
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and diverts resources there,
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and things that make still good profit but just less
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are kind of out of his field of vision,
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I think, most of the time.
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So basically, I just don't think Tim gives a lot of thought
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to the Mac, and I don't think it's a priority for him.
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- All right, so let's assume that's true.
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in any degree of aggressiveness. He hates the Mac or maybe he just doesn't really care.
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Maybe it's just another line item, like you said. Let's assume any one of those is true.
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He's a pretty smart man from everything we can tell. Don't you think he would trust in
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his lieutenants and those who do care for the Mac to carry it forward? Like, I don't view Tim
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as the thing standing in the way of the Mac being this perfect device that you're excited to
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buy a new one every six months or what have you.
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I really don't think Tim's the problem here.
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I think it's just that Apple is doing what they think is best.
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I think you had said, Marco, laptops are the max that everyone buys.
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We're weird buying desktops, and super weird for YouTube buying cheese graters and trash
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So I don't think Tim is the problem.
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I think it's just that this is where the users are, so why not cater to the 90%?
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- Well, it's debatable that there's even a problem.
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I mean, the job of the CEO is to be forward-looking.
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It's like, is this a product line
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that's in ascension or in decline?
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And clearly, desktop PCs and laptop PCs
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in that whole market are in decline
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compared to smartphones and possibly even tablets.
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And so he's trying to be forward-looking.
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- But not for Apple.
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That's the thing.
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They're not in decline for Apple.
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They're in decline for everyone else,
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but until Apple stopped updating them for three years,
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they weren't in decline for Apple.
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Like, Apple has this entire market
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that it could keep taking share from.
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It's a big market.
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it was declined relative to the rest of their business,
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'cause the rest of their business was growing much faster.
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At this point, service revenue is more than Mac revenue,
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right, because service revenue is growing,
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and guess what, it just passed Mac revenue, right?
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So if you are looking where the next big,
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where is the next big product that's gonna go
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on a big growth trajectory gonna come from,
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it's not the PC, it's not the Mac,
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that's what Apple currently thinks.
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And so, again, it's debatable whether long-term,
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this is an incorrect choice.
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I think we're in the painful period now where it's like,
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well, look, are you gonna do Macs
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or you're not gonna do Macs?
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Apple's like, "Oh no, we're gonna do Macs."
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But they're doing them not with the gusto,
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meaning not with the investment that they used to do them.
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And to get back to Casey's question,
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do I think they're gonna do a keyboard
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with a touch bar on it?
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The Apple that was still investing heavily in the Mac,
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where the Mac was like super important and central,
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even as the iPhone was growing and the iPod
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and all these other businesses
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were obviously where the big growth was,
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not too many years ago, Apple was still heavily investing
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in the Mac because those growing ones started off small
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and the iPod one did a hump and went back down, right?
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And so it was like, well, the Mac, you know,
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we gotta keep investing in the Mac
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'cause the iPod looks great
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and it's this big business for us,
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but actually we could see it's on the way back down.
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Oh, the iPhone's looking great
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and it's on its way back up.
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But if you were to look at those line graphs,
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the Mac was still in the mix.
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Certain point, the phone just took off
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and now every single graph is like,
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here's the iPhone company
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And then there's some lines down there
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near the horizontal axis.
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And those lines are like service revenue, Macintosh,
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like just crap like that.
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And once that happens, it's hard to justify.
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Is it the right thing for the CEO to do
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to continue to invest that much proportionally
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in the Mac as you used to?
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And it's clear that they're not, right?
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And so the old Apple, now I'm saying like good old days,
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but the old Apple with the old Apple mix of products
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and revenue and profits, right?
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that Apple would have had touch bar keyboards
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in this presentation today, like guaranteed.
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Because like Marco said,
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what the hell is the point of this thing?
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Even people who have laptops,
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when they sit them at their desk,
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you know, you're not like,
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laptops are bad ergonomically to sit in front of all day.
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The keyboard should not be touching the display.
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Like it's like that because it's a portable device.
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And you know, when you use it portably,
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that's what you got to go with.
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But if you're sitting at a desk,
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your laptop is off to the side,
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you have a second monitor or your laptop is up on a stand,
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but then you can't use that keyboard
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and you're using a big keyboard.
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like the touch bar can't be part of the quote unquote Mac experience if the only
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place that exists is on a keyboard attached to a laptop period.
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So the old Apple would have had it because the old Apple was investing in the Mac
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much more for comprehensible reasons, not like out of spite or meanness or
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whatever. Now, if you were to have this discussion with Tim Cook and try to
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convince him that it is important to continue to invest in the Mac, you can't
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say it's because the Mac is going to be proportionally a larger percentage of
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Apple's profit and revenue in the future because it probably isn't.
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but you could make the argument that even though it looks small, and the argument I
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think we've made, even though it looks small and it's not going to come out of nowhere
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and become a big thing, it is, as many people have pointed out on Twitter and said it with
00:47:42
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various metaphors or whatever, the foundation of so many other things that Apple does. You've
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got the HaloCar factor for having the highest performance computing device. You've got the
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fact that the development for the platform that's most important to your company is done
00:47:55
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on Macs, right? You've got the historical loyalty and fan base. You've got the alpha
00:48:01
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geeks creatives type angle, which we can talk about when we talk about the Microsoft Studio.
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There are lots of reasons not having to do with how much they sell or how much their
00:48:10
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profit is that the Mac is really important. And I could make that argument pretty strongly
00:48:14
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to Tim Cook. And I bet people are trying to make that argument. But that argument relies
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on a lot of assumptions, or you have to be convinced that if this and this and this,
00:48:21
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therefore this, you can't back it up by saying, look, I don't even need to convince you of
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like human psychology or customer loyalty or other things like that.
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I can just show you the lines on a graph with dollar signs attached to them and you can
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be convinced.
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You have to go to a more touchy feely argument to convince Tim Cook to invest more in the
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Mac than they are currently investing.
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And I'm hoping the people who are making that argument inside Apple are winning and that
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what we're just seeing here is a course correction that they haven't quite corrected all the
00:48:50
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way and a couple of the Intel delays mess things up and they'll be re-certainted in
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next year when they've inevitably produced these Skylake Mac Pros someday, maybe, possibly.
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Is it inevitable?
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Oh, I don't know. I backtracked from the inevitable saying the potential Mac Pro that we
00:49:08
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might—you know, they could still turn this around and sort of get back on an even keel, but
00:49:12
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the lack of a touch bar external keyboard is a perfect example of how Apple is just not
00:49:19
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investing as much in the Mac as they used to. And it's, I think it is an argument to be had of whether that is
00:49:25
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smart or not smart. But as fans of Macs, as all of us on this podcast are friends of Macs,
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it is painful to see the product that used to be
00:49:32
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so important to the company being so much less important now.
00:49:37
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I don't know if I would go that far at all. Just because
00:49:42
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they're not updating desktop Macs with the speed or efficacy that you two approve of doesn't mean they don't care about
00:49:49
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the Mac. Or any Mac. The laptops weren't updated forever either. Well, yeah, but I
00:49:54
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think a lot of that was, obviously none of us know, but if I were to wager a
00:49:59
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guess, that was relying on Intel to give them a decent reason to make an update,
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or perhaps, let's assume that wasn't the issue, maybe they were just trying to get
00:50:09
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this pretty darn fancy Touch Bar tech and the fancy Touch ID tech, which
00:50:15
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apparently is basically a mini Apple watch within the device, within the MacBook Pro.
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That can't have been easy. So I don't think it's fair to characterize Apple as not caring
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about the Mac or caring that much less about the Mac.
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It's not about caring. It's investment. It's not care. It's not personify the company.
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It's like, how much money and resources do you put into this? It's investment. It's not
00:50:41
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like we max feelings are hurt or whatever it's a choice of out resource
00:50:44
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allocation right and that's the that's the argument you're making towards us
00:50:47
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and I feel like like the perfect example is like even if we buy everything you're
00:50:51
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saying about the touch bar and and being difficult or whatever it's apparently
00:50:55
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ready to announce now they could have announced keyboards right alongside it
00:50:58
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but you know if they felt that was important part of the Mac experience and
00:51:01
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I have and speaking of the touch bar I want to the next topic on a move to is
00:51:04
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specifically about touch bar but if we can get done gnashing our teeth over the
00:51:08
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Mac investment. Well, but that's the thing is I really don't, I guess there's no way
00:51:13
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that I'm going to convince you that you're wrong and there's certainly no way you're
00:51:16
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going to convince me that I'm wrong, but I just, for the record, there's one of the three
00:51:20
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of us that thinks that there are investments happening to the Macs. I am, as it sits right
00:51:25
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now, I feel like I'm more desktop Mac guy than a portable Mac guy, but I am really excited
00:51:32
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about the MacBook Pros, and that is what most Mac users use. Almost everyone uses MacBook
00:51:39
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Pros. Or perhaps the Airs, which at this point are nears makes no difference to the Pros,
00:51:43
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I mean the Pro is effectively an Air. I don't think it's fair to characterize this as a
00:51:47
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lack of investment. I don't think it's fair of the three of us to say, "Oh, putting a
00:51:52
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mini Apple Watch next to a mini Retina display on a box that's physically smaller, that has
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better battery life, that is quicker. These are all worthwhile investments. And I don't
00:52:04
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think it's fair that a bunch of nerds are getting butthurt about the fact that this
00:52:08
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isn't the thing that they wanted Apple to invest in.
00:52:11
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No, that's not what this is about at all. Even if we ignore all of what we think Apple's
00:52:15
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philosophy is and how they choose to invest because we don't know where their money goes
00:52:18
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because we don't have that level of granularity. Ignore all that and just treat Apple as a
00:52:21
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black box and look at the products they release and when they release them. The release cadence
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of Macs has changed. They release them less often, which means that the existing ones
00:52:31
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that you can buy are worse relative to other things, and they also keep selling the old
00:52:35
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ones for much longer. That is arguably a fact. You could say that's not because they're not
00:52:40
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investing as much. In fact, they're investing even more, but that dictates that they have
00:52:44
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to have bigger gaps between products. That is probably the only argument you can make,
00:52:47
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because it actually costs so much more money to do the Touch Bar than the other things
00:52:50
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they did with Macs. But I don't really buy that either. The MacBook Pros that were out
00:52:53
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there on the market were behind. The 15 inch MacBook Pro was an embarrassing product to
00:52:58
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sell us like this used to be the best like in the presentation like the best MacBook
00:53:01
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Pro now we made it even better. They used to be able to do that pitch because when they
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replaced them the old one was still pretty good. The old one was a piece of crap. What
00:53:08
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the hell was it? Ivy Bridge or Haswell whatever the hell it had in it?
00:53:11
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It was Haswell. Like it's ridiculous like that's not and that's we can't we can argue
00:53:16
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about what the cause of that was but on the outside we can see that's the case. That 15
00:53:20
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inch MacBook Pro was not a pro product was not the worth the price they were buying for
00:53:23
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It wasn't Mac Pro levels of bad, but it was bad.
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And this is their flagship product.
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And so of course when they make a new one,
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it's thinner, faster, better.
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Like, yeah, that's great.
00:53:31
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It's thinner, faster, better.
00:53:32
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We totally agree with all that.
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Of course, when they compare it to the old models,
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it's like, oh, come on.
00:53:36
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Look how much faster it is than our old Mac Pro Pro.
00:53:38
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You know why?
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'Cause your old Mac Pro Pro sucked.
00:53:39
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That's why it's so much better.
00:53:41
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Like, of course, like, we know, like, and again,
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I know this is sounding negative,
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I'm gonna get even more negative in a little bit.
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These are good machines, right?
00:53:51
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But what I'm arguing against Casey is,
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I'm trying to convince you that regardless of what we think about these machines, which
00:53:56
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I think they're pretty darn good, and we'll talk about that eventually, I promise.
00:54:01
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I don't think you can say that Apple is putting the same amount of resources into the Mac
00:54:07
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as they used to, because the proof is in the products that they release and when they release
00:54:12
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And we can argue about what the causes are and stuff like that, but I don't think there's
00:54:14
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an argument to be had that they're doing the same as they used to.
00:54:17
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It's not fair to say that they're putting the same amount of investment in as they used
00:54:22
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I concur. But what I'm hearing, which maybe is a misinterpretation on my part, is what I'm hearing is,
00:54:29
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"Oh, they're ignoring the Mac. The Mac is on life support. Nobody cares about the Mac. Tim Cook hates the Mac."
00:54:34
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Like, I don't see that.
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You said all those things, not us.
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That's true.
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I don't know. I feel like you're crapping all over the You collective, you, and not just you two.
00:54:46
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I mean, I saw a lot of just grumbling going on today
00:54:50
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on Twitter, like I feel like everyone's just getting grumpy
00:54:53
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about, oh, touchdown tech.
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Everyone's getting grumpy about the Mac.
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And now I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
00:54:59
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- Wait, tech's the one that you like, right?
00:55:02
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- Or is it the two Ds or whatever?
00:55:04
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- That's exactly right, yeah.
00:55:06
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So everyone's getting so upset about,
00:55:09
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oh, they're not investing enough in the Mac.
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And I just, personally, I don't see it that way at all.
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I agree, Jon, that certainly there was a dark period.
00:55:18
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Perhaps I shouldn't be sweeping the dark period under the rug as quickly or as emphatically
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as I am right now.
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But to me, this is a clear sign that the Mac matters.
00:55:30
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And I mean, this has got to have been—like this Touch Bar, which I really need to shut
00:55:34
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up so we can move on to that—the Touch Bar has got to be an unbelievably cool piece of
00:55:39
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and Touch ID as well, that's got to have been hard to create.
00:55:44
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And again, Touch ID apparently is being controlled by a mini watchOS.
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And I can't imagine getting an ARM chip that's controlling the Touch ID to cooperate
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and behave nicely with the Intel chip that's controlling the rest of the Mac.
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That can't have been terribly easy.
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That must have been difficult to do.
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Can they not have a little bit of time to do that?
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- They can if they just release other Macs in between.
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- Yeah, and here's the thing, by the way, Casey,
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it's worth pointing out here,
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there's this kind of distortion here
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that I see a lot in corporate culture,
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especially in Tim Cook's Apple,
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that it is indeed a lot of work what they did.
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The team worked really hard on this, they did.
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And they should be commended in some kind of prize ceremony
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for how hard they worked on a technical level.
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That's very impressive.
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However, that doesn't either A, absolve them
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of the rest of the neglect of the Mac line
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and the neglect of this line in the meantime,
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that was clearly bad management of the lineup
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and of the whatever the supply chain,
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whatever led to these long spans
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where these things haven't updated
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and whatever's leading to the Mac Pro and Mac Mini
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and iMac still not being updated.
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So it doesn't absolve that.
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And also, you don't get automatic reward
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just for trying something difficult,
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just for trying something complicated and new.
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it might well be that the touch bar
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might end up being awesome.
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We might look back on this time and say,
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"Man, we can't believe that we ever lived without this.
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"This was such a revolution."
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First of all, we don't know that yet.
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It might and it might not,
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and it doesn't absolve them of the other problems.
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Like, there are some downsides to these new releases,
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which we'll get to, but one of the biggest ones
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that people are upset about is that these cost
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a lot more than they used to, and that's not insignificant.
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And things were taken away.
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So, you know, certainly there's going to be people
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who are upset because in certain ways,
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they got worse for them.
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And it doesn't matter.
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Like, if you were buying these things,
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if you were buying MacBook Airs in bulk
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and you had to have them hit a certain price point
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and now you can't do that anymore, then the fact that--
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- Yeah, you can 'cause they're still selling them.
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- Well, but you know, basically everyone has,
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whenever Apple releases something new,
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these days especially, but this is not that new.
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There's always pluses and minuses, right?
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There's like, you move mostly steps forward,
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but usually a couple steps back or sideways.
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And in this release, there is a lot of cool new stuff.
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They did get seemingly really impressively thin and light.
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The battery is still a question mark,
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but their reported specs are still reasonable.
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So I assume the battery life won't be terrible.
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I assume it'll be pretty good.
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And so if they're able to achieve this thin and lightness with those battery gains, then
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that's great.
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So that's great improvement, right?
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The touch bar is mostly great.
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It is probably going to be bad to lose escape keys for a lot of people.
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I think the idea that only nerds use the escape key I think is wrong.
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I think lots of people –
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But it's still there.
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It's just not – oh my God.
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We'll get there.
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We'll get there.
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And I think also a lot of people were simply asking Apple, "Can you please put modern
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guts inside your laptops and make them, you know, faster and everything, and Apple delivered
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this thing that they weren't asking for and then raised the prices. Even if you are
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impressed by the Touch Bar, and I think for the most part it probably will end up being
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a good thing, the reason why so many people are mad, like people have good reasons to
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be upset with this update because not every product that needs an update got one, and
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the update to these products that did get updated
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came with additional costs and a couple of new downsides.
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Like, what if you actually used the SD card slot
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or the HDMI port or things,
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like there are a lot of things were removed too.
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So you have ports that were removed,
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you have a higher price, and you lost some keys
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that you might have preferred to be hardware.
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So basically, even though it made advances,
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that doesn't make it invalid or unreasonable
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for people to complain about the ways
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and wish it got worse for them.
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- No, it doesn't, but I feel like what I'm hearing,
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and it's not just from you guys,
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but you're the only two on the phone,
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and so that's why I'm busting your butts so hard,
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is what I feel like I'm hearing is,
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well, what we really wanted was a new processor,
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maybe more RAM, maybe more hard drive space,
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and then don't touch anything else for the love of God.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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I mean, I don't think anyone said,
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Like, I think Marco talked around it before, but basically, I said it last week, if you're
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going to have this line of products, and I think, who was it who had their webpage that
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listed all of the, Stephen Hackett, listed all of the laptops, sort of in order of the
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lines, if you're going to have all these laptops from like under a thousand all the way up
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to like big bucks for the big one, right?
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And they do have a pretty good spread of prices, right?
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If you decide you're going to do that, and you're going to sell one of them with an on-retina
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display with old guts and old ports and you're going to sell some of them with the fancy
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new ports and the new guts and the whole deal. The way to do it is not to leave ancient computers
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around and just be like, "Well, this one's never going to get USB-C because it's not
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worth updating. We're just going to keep selling the MacBook Air forever and ever and ever.
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We'll update the guts every once in a while, but it's never going to be an overhaul."
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The way with more investment, which I'm not going to say again, I don't like to say the
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old Apple the old way because it makes it like, in the olden days, it's just a question
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of how much investment.
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The old way with more investment is fine,
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you're gonna sell this lot of computers
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from a thousand bucks to 4,000.
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All of them get some minimum set of new features
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rolled out together.
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Like it's a rising tide lifts all boats.
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If you're gonna keep selling,
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same thing with the 101 MacBook,
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which I think is gone now,
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or is it still alive?
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I forget. - It is finally gone.
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- Anyway, like I said last week,
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if you're gonna sell a super cheap laptop
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with really low specs with an optical drive,
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you also have to occasionally update that one.
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Like you can't just say we're gonna keep selling
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the old computer unmodified for a long, long time.
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You should move the line up together,
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which means you have a gradation of features
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like the touch bar isn't gonna be on all of them.
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I understand it's expensive, right?
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And same thing with all the other features
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and all the different things you bring out.
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They're not all gonna have the P3 screen, right?
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But the fact that retina still hasn't trickled down
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to the lowest end model
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because they wanna keep selling the old model,
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like the really, really old crappy one,
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mostly unmodified with only minor tweaks,
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That does not speak well to the investment in the product line.
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It's better to keep selling the cheaper computer, but continue to update them all
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together in some cadence.
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They get away with it on the phones because they only do like, you know, last year's
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phone and then it kind of trails off at the end.
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But even there, I think it's a problem.
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That's where the strategy came from.
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But with the Macs, like how many years has essentially that same quote unquote, same
01:02:34
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MacBook Air with different guts been sold?
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I mean, they even made the point now, which I look at the 13 inch MacBook Pro is now,
01:02:41
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It's now more of an error than an error.
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Isn't that amazing?
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And yet we'll still sell that error
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because the new MacBook Pro is $500 more expensive.
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It would be better to have a cheaper, better MacBook Air.
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Even if they wanna keep it non-retina,
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make the screen better than it is.
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It's a crappy screen.
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I'm just trying to say, I'm trying to give them an out.
01:03:02
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I'm not saying every product has to be awesome,
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but you have to bring the products up together.
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You can't have these two classes of like,
01:03:08
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"Here are the good computers,
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And here are the ones we've been selling for years that are pieces of crap.
01:03:12
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And there's these weird--
01:03:12
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But that's not the case, though.
01:03:15
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What they're saying is, here's the brand new good computers that, quite frankly, aren't cheap.
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And as one of you just said, they're less cheap now than they used to be.
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And then if you want something that's more affordable, guess what?
01:03:28
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It's probably going to be a little older on the inside.
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It's like the difference between--
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But it should be newer than it is, because the pricing doesn't make sense.
01:03:36
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It's like the Mac Pro.
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We understand the Mac Pro is an expensive computer,
01:03:39
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but if you don't update the internals for three years,
01:03:40
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it becomes embarrassing.
01:03:41
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Now, the MacBook Air's internals have been updated
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more than the Mac Pro's.
01:03:44
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We have to give them that,
01:03:45
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but it's still basically the same form factor,
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and the internals are pretty old and slowish
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compared to everything else.
01:03:51
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Like, I mean, this to me, like this,
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this is my fundamental just friction that I have
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with the Tim Cook way of running Apple.
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You know what would take real courage?
01:04:02
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They talk about courage in the head-to-head suit
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of a headphone jack.
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What would take real courage
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would be to take a temporary margin hit to make all of your products great.
01:04:11
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As someone in the chat room is pointing out, like, it's hard to, I'm trying to give
01:04:16
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the MacBook Air more credit than it probably deserves in terms of the specs and the money
01:04:19
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because again, they have updated more than the Mac Pro, which is a low bar.
01:04:22
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But if you, if you look at the PC internals you can get for the similar price, and again,
01:04:28
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granted, the MacBook Air is a better computer, has nicer, you know, industrial design, so
01:04:31
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on and so forth, it's just, it's just not keeping up with the rest of the line.
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And the line just feels like have and have-nots.
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It's like, you know, the iPad Air and the iPad Pros.
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This gap exists everywhere, and it's a gap that reflects a level of desired investment,
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because it's so much easier to keep selling the old models, or even just bumping the internals
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of the old models, without fundamentally changing them.
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Like, oh, well, we can bump the internals a little bit, but if we change to USB-C, that's
01:05:00
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It's like a whole new thing and it requires more investment and all that other stuff.
01:05:06
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And I don't want to put value judgments on it and like moral things and be like, "Tim
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Cook doesn't care.
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He's being mean to us."
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I think it's just investment.
01:05:12
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And again, I think the investment is justified by all of the tangible attributes of the MAC
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line as compared to everything else.
01:05:21
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Mostly the reason you hear me upset anyway is because I like the MAC, right?
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And I can argue for why you should do this, not just because I like the MacBook, because
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here's why it's actually important for Apple as a company.
01:05:33
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Like I can make that argument too.
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But personally speaking, it's because I like this product that's now getting less investment
01:05:38
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and that's why I find it frustrating.
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And it didn't help that they said hello again on the invitation, but as I said last week,
01:05:45
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I was overhyped.
01:05:46
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So you're taking one admittedly quite long data point, which is not updating the MacBook
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Pro's effectively for like two or three years. Full stop. That was BS. That was terrible.
01:05:58
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Shouldn't have happened. But you're taking that one data point as a line that says,
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though the line with a huge downward slope that says, yeah, we don't care about the Mac.
01:06:05
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Well, you've got the Mac Pro 2, you've got the Mac Mini, which has always been like that. And
01:06:09
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we just excuse because it's always been like that. Right. Like, even the iMac has gone through
01:06:15
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droughts. It's just it's on a good cycle now. Right. Even if you just want to pick like things
01:06:19
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like peripherals and stuff, not making a new extended keyboard when they made the new
01:06:22
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new key switches, stuff like that.
01:06:25
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That's harder to make an argument for it
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than everything else.
01:06:27
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But anyway, I want to get off of this
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'cause I think we're mostly just arguing,
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the two of us arguing with you.
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And I think the larger,
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the larger, like this doesn't matter to most people.
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There was the biggest outcry on Twitter
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was from people who expect desktop Macs to come,
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which is, you know,
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like just because we didn't expect them to come
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or definitely didn't expect them all
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to be updated or anything,
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doesn't mean it's not kind of like,
01:06:53
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doesn't mean we're not tired of waiting for them as well.
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And what you saw were people who like desktop Macs
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complaining there weren't people,
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people who don't like desktop Macs don't care.
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Like who cares, who doesn't know?
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They don't even know desktop Macs exists
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as far as they're concerned, Macs are laptops
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and they think the MacBook Airs are fine
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and so on and so forth.
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But we're computer enthusiasts and Mac fans
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and desktop Mac fans and so of course we're upset about it.
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It's separate argument of whether just because we're upset
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that the products we like aren't getting updated,
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Does that mean that Apple should update them more often?
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But that explains the upset in this.
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And I think the upset in this is not,
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for the most part, for people who are thinking clearly,
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the same as saying Apple should do what I want, right?
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Because that's what you were getting at before.
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We would like it if Apple did something different.
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But you should just allow us to be upset that Apple is not
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doing what we want.
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And then we can have a separate discussion
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about whether Apple should do this thing that we want,
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whether it's good for Apple or good for computing or whatever.
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I think I can turn that into a vague segue
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This is where Marco will put an ad or something.
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So many years ago, one of my early--
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maybe my first, but one of my early articles
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for MacWorld Magazine, the back page article,
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was about this fairly fanciful idea.
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Again, I have this history to the back page of MacWorld
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and MacUser Magazine that made me think of writing something
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that I probably wouldn't even write in a blog post today,
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in a print article back then, about the idea of a Mac laptop that you could use as a Mac,
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but then you could somehow fold it over on itself, kind of like all those convertible,
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like a lot of convertible PC laptops are like this.
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Remember when they were making all those?
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I bet they're still making them.
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But you can fold it over and it turns into a tablet, basically.
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And when you turn it into a tablet, however you want to do it, twisting the screen and
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going down or folding it all the way backwards, when it's in tablet mode, it's basically an
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an iPad, and when it's in Mac mode, it's a Mac.
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And it was like, well, you've already got iOS running
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on Intel and the simulator, and the conversion
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would be kind of a neat thing.
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We've seen lots of PC makers do it.
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Apple could do a good job on the hinge mechanism
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and make it very interesting and sturdy
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and good to use in all these different scenarios.
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And wouldn't that be an interesting kind of computer,
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because that would deal with the dichotomy
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that was then a hot topic, and it's still kind of a hot topic
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between iOS and the Mac OS and all this other stuff.
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And obviously, nothing came of that.
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Windows continues to sell those convertibles.
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Windows has converted its OS to be one unified OS for both
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touch interface and everything else.
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And again, we might talk about that later on a different show.
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But setting that aside now, the idea
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that you could run both iOS and what was then OS X or Mac OS X
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at that time on the same computer
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because iOS also runs on Intel.
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What we have today with these things,
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as you pointed out Casey,
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is a Mac that runs macOS on its Intel processor.
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And then off to the side, this little T1 processor
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that is presumably ARM
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and presumably runs something like iOS.
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I mean, again, the core OS of both iOS 10
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and both macOS and iOS is Darwin anyway.
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But anyway, presumably that little chip is running in iOS,
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that's running the touch bar and doing all this stuff.
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Here we have a Mac that's essentially running two OSes on two different screens.
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The only difference is the tablet mode is just this little skinny strip that goes along
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the top of the thing, and then the Mac part gets the big thing at the top.
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You look at this, and I joked, I was teasing Marco about this a couple of shows ago, just
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you wait until the entire keyboard is one big screen for the people who don't mind
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typing on glass.
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Look at the evolution of the keyboards on these Macs going from big honking giant keys
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that are like on the Apple extended 2 keyboard on the Mac portable, like big giant mechanical
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key switch, pa-chunk, pa-chunk, pa-chunk.
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And they just got squished and squished, and the plungers became butterfly hinges, became
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dome switches.
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They've just – the keys have just been descending into the thing, becoming like comically thinner
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and smaller, like they've been rolled over by a steamroller year after year.
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And now all of a sudden, one of the "keys" is a big flat screen that looks like the keys.
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They did a really good job, by the way, of pattern matching them, so it's the same kind
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of matte finish on both the screen and the keys, so it looks like it's a big key.
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Anyway, and now all of a sudden one of them turns into a screen, and it's run by this
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little processor that has an OS.
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And someone did an animated GIF that I retweeted that was like, "Next year the number keys
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are a screen.
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Next year the top row of the QWERTY keyboard is keys.
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Next year the next row of keys.
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Next year the next row is the keys."
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And eventually the whole bottom of the keys, then eventually the top screen goes away,
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and you just have an iPad, right?
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They're slowly, slowly making the Nintendo DS,
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a dual screen thing, you know, by converting the keyboard.
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And I'm not saying this is the inevitable direction they're going to go,
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but it's hard to look at that touchpad, or the touch bar,
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and if this touch bar has any legs at all, as a thing that people might want to do,
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not to see this as like a weird transitional fossil,
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and again, I don't want to totally get into the Microsoft Surface Studio thing,
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But like this weird transition, possibly weird transitional fossil held up against
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this, the surface studio where the whole freaking thing is one giant touch display.
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Oh, and by the way, there's a keyboard when you need it.
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One of those looks like they skipped to the end of this evolution.
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Again, this may be a dead end in evolution.
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Maybe they're wrong about this is the, you know, the future of computing or whatever.
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Maybe they're wrong about the OS.
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Maybe they're wrong about so many other things.
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But for one of the first times in recent memory,
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Apple looks to be making a more cautious bet
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than Microsoft at least in this particular scenario.
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And that's not necessarily bad
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because I think the cautious bet,
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like the odds, I think the odds of the touch bar
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being interesting and useful
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are higher than the odds of the Surface Studio
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being a runaway smash hit that saves Microsoft, right?
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Or whatever, 'cause like it's safer.
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I think it has a higher chance of success,
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but I look at that touch bar and it's hard not to start thinking about putting screens
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for the keyboard. Why is the touchpad, the trackpad not entirely a screen? The keyboard
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is not a screen but is, as Marker would say, getting progressively worse as a keyboard
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but as other people might say, getting progressively less keyboard-y because people don't care
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about keyboards anymore and why not just make the whole thing a screen and then when you
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do that, why do you have two screens? Why not just make one screen and you've just reinvented
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the iPad again, but with a different OS.
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So I think this is all, this seems like it's all eventually going to come to a head, and
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I think we'll look back at this and be able to see the progression, but right now the
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progression that we can see from the past is the keys are getting flatter, the things
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are getting thinner, and now the limitations of keys have gotten to the point where they're
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bringing some screens down into that area, and I'm not quite sure where those will end,
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But Apple looks like the more iterative, let's say.
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I don't want to say cautious or careful, because this is an interesting move, but it's definitely
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more iterative than sort of leapfroggy than we're used to, I think.
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I don't think that's a bad thing.
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I don't want to really turn this into a Surface Studio discussion, but it is a fascinating
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— I don't know if case study is the right way of looking at it — but it's fascinating
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to see Microsoft just tripling down on this hybrid OS idea,
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which to me seems utterly preposterous.
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And I actually have installed Windows 10 on my work laptop,
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because I've been doing a little C# API work.
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And I got to tell you, I was expecting Windows 10
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to be really good, because everyone I know that has run it
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has said, oh, it's great.
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It's a lot better.
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They fixed a lot of the problems.
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It's really good.
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And I could go on for hours about how awful
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I found Windows 10 to be, and in no small part because high DPI support is a joke at
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best and non-existent at worst.
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But that being said, all of a sudden with the Surface Studio, I sort of understand what
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Microsoft is going for with this hybrid world where touch and non-touch OSs are one and
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I think that that is, the Surface Studio is kind of the ultimate realization, to some
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degree kind of a naked robotic horror, of Microsoft's strategy that let's make a
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machine with this huge, what is it, it's a 27-inch monitor I believe, something like
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that, it does matter, a huge monitor.
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>> 28 inch I think.
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>> And I believe it's taller, right, because it's a different aspect ratio than what
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>> Yeah, it's three by two.
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>> Yeah, which I would love, honestly.
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So let's make this very large, kind of contrary device where it's not widescreen like everything
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else on the market is, and let's make it touch sensitive everywhere.
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And that is kind of the ultimate realization of Microsoft's strategy.
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And although I would give almost anything not to run Windows, I can understand why this
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would be appealing.
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I don't think I would ever want to have a computer that is a drafting table, so to speak,
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but I can see how it would be really, really cool.
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Similarly, I think this touch bar is kind of the ultimate realization of what Apple
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thinks is the best idea for a "hybrid world," which is not as much that the screen is a
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touchscreen, but more, "Hey, we'll give you a little separate touchscreen that you can
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interact with and you can do cool stuff with."
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And by the way, it's more than just buttons.
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Like when we had seen the preview,
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or the renderings for this,
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I don't recall anyway having seen
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that there was gonna be anything on here really,
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but a bunch of just programmable buttons, if you will.
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And there's all sorts of cool stuff that they show on this.
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They show timelines in like Final Cut Pro,
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or maybe it was a different app.
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They showed kind of a cover flow version
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of all the pictures that are in a folder
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when you're looking in Finder.
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Like there's some really trick, cool stuff.
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- Cover flow will never die.
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Was it, I forgot.
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We always knew it was, well, the rumors were all an OLED screen.
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So we kind of knew that there was going to be other stuff up there.
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But like, I, to go back to what you said earlier, Casey, I think the key phrase
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that I don't think is apt here is ultimate realization, because this is not
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the ultimate realization of anything.
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This is an iterative improvement and I think it's good.
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And I think it's going to be really cool, but it's almost as if the more cool
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this is, the more we will realize that limiting it to just a little strip is.
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bad and that, you know, like, why is the whole trackpad not a screen? Why is the whole bottom
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of the laptop not a screen? Why is the whole keyboard not a screen? And this is the point
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we'll say, well, the whole keyboard is not a screen because typing on glass is terrible.
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And then millions of millennials say, no, we love it. It's great. You know, and then it's like,
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and then once you do that, it's like, well, then why is there a bottom screen and a top screen?
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Why is it all one screen? And then you just like, it really feels, it's not the ultimate realization
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or anything. The ultimate realization, if this idea turns out to be good of this computing idea,
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not this laptop idea, but this computing idea,
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using like the value system that is most in line
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with probably mine and Marco's is the server studio,
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which is just make the whole freaking thing
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a big, giant, gorgeous touch screen,
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but also give me a physical keyboard
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for when I wanna type because I'm old
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and I like to type on physical keyboards.
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And when I'm not typing, I don't have to deal with that.
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And there's no like separate region of the keyboard
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that's also a screen and I can use seven hands
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and 10 fingers and five elbows all at the same time
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a little dial and like just, you know, that is the ultimate realization of idea.
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Is it a good idea?
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Does it work well?
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Is the OS good?
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Are there other intangibles that are stopping them?
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Again, I think we do have to talk about the Surface Studio at some point, but the touch
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bar is not the ultimate realization of any idea.
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It is the next good iterative step along the lines of the idea that Apple is pursuing.
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And I think it looks really cool and really awesome with some minor caveats, but it feels
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like just one more step in it kind of it's transitional not that it makes me
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feel not uncomfortable but like anticipatory like I like I'm waiting to
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see what's next it's tantalizing in the like where does this all go where does
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this lead because clearly this is not going to be the end this is clearly on
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its way to something and you know it's like it's like a glimpse of the future
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that is not yet here right the keyboards getting flatter we shoved a screen on it
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but it's still kind of if you squint at this thing it's still kind of the shape
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of the old computer and certainly the shape of Mac OS is still as separate from iOS as
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it ever was.
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And we don't, I don't know where it's going, but this is like, I feel like this is the
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first step off of the path that the Mac has been going on to an acknowledgement that there
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can be, not that they're, you know, merging the OSes or whatever, but just trying to reconcile
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this world where we want to touch stuff and have touchscreen things with the world of
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the Mac where we're not touching things, right? And how do we bring them together?
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And this is honestly, this is the first Mac with a touchscreen, right? No other
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Mac has had a screen that you touch. They've had touch pads and they've had
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all the other hybrid things. "Hey, we want a touchscreen Mac, you got one!" Oh, by the
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way, the screen is really thin and that just makes me think like where is this
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going? What is the future of this? Like, surely this is not a holding
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pattern that we stay in for another 15 years with a little strip on the
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screen there. This has to lead to something and I'm excited to see where
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that goes, but this machine makes me hunger to see what's next.
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Quick aside about the Surface Studio, from everything I can tell it's using the exact
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same processors as the iMac and it isn't out for another two months.
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Yeah, no, that's not a super...
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Like that machine, it's a separate topic.
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Nintendo Switch, also, sorry if you're here to hear about Nintendo Switch, probably not
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Nintendo Switch, Microsoft Surface Studio, they're on the list.
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We will talk about them.
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All right, so now you said nice things about the touchpad, a few minor annoying things
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about the touchpad.
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Now one fun thing about it, the customize thing, pure Apple feature, love that, you
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can drag the little thing off the screen onto the touch bar, that's awesome, right?
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That's like another one of those magical type of things, and they did, when you're in editing
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mode where you want to edit the buttons to customize it, it's good that that's a feature
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because customizing is great.
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And they go into shaky mode, you know, like on iOS, when you're editing your springboard
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icons, that's kind of like a UI idiom that Apple has coined and then now they use across
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their product line to great effect.
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When these things are in the mode where they're being edited, have them wiggle so it's clear
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that you're in like editing mode and all the rules are different.
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That's very clever, very good bit of UI that they've been smart to spread everywhere.
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But the tricky bit on the little strip, the touch bar screen, is that they're using edge
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to edge every single pixel of that thing to show the buttons because it's such a skinny
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Like they're going all the way up from the top edge.
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There's no margins they're leaving on it.
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So they can't have the icons shake back and forth as if they're rotating like the
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springboard icons do because they would be clipped on the top and bottom, and it would
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break the illusion that they're keys when you saw them clipped by the screen edges.
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So instead they shake, but only left and right.
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Oh, is that right?
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Okay, that's what I'm thinking of.
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So they're in there and they're wiggling, and you don't know, it's something a little
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off of it, but they're basically jostling up against each other like a bunch of peas
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in a pod or whatever, but they can't wiggle up and down because the clip, which I thought
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was a really clever way to solve that problem, because the problem is like we want to use
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every pixel of this thing, but when we make them shake the other way, they clip top and
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bottom and it destroys the illusion, so just make them shake side to side. I thought that
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was super clever and adorable and they look cute when they do that and that's a great
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And it's the same trick they use on the watch display too, because like on the watch, and
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this is one of the things you could do with OLED, like one of the reasons OLED's so great
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is that like black on OLED looks really black, and so you can more easily conceal the edges
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of the actual screen, the actual pixels of the screen,
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with the black margin around it.
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So on the watch, interface elements go right up to the edge.
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Like they tell you specifically in the interface guidelines
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like you should design your screens that way,
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don't leave any margin around your interface,
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go right to the edges.
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And then on the watch's physical hardware,
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they just leave enough of a margin around the screen
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to make that look right.
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And so they're doing the same thing on the touch bar here,
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which is one of the many parallels it has to the watch.
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Because it appears to run a variant of watchOS,
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and it's running on what appears to be a variant of the watch's S1 chip.
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It's totally different.
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There's a T there instead of an S. Totally different price.
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And the W one is different.
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Anyway, so yeah, it's a similar move there.
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It's a genius move.
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Like, you know, just we don't need the screen to be any bigger than this because the buttons
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are just going to be that big.
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So just make it look like the screen has a healthy margin and don't waste any pixels
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and power on anything that's not, you know, necessary.
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So margins giveth and margins taketh away.
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Let us now discuss the escape button.
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By the way, all the people, like, I didn't want to respond to all this on Twitter for
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the past week because it seemed tiring, but now I'm going to do it in the podcast.
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The point that we made either on the show last week or on Twitter about the escape key
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was all about the fact of it being a physical key.
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None of us on the show were saying that there was not going to be a little gray square with
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the letters ESC in it in the upper left corner of that little screen.
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Well, almost the upper left corner.
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Yes, yes, I'm getting to that.
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We all knew it would be there.
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It's just that we were asking for a key because in our line of work it is a key that we hit
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more often than probably the average person and it's nice to be able to reach up and feel
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for it and so on and so forth.
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So that was it.
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It was not about like, people were saying when they showed the key, "Look, there's an
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You got your escape key."
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It's like, it's not a key.
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It's just a picture on a screen and we knew that was going to be there.
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It's an escape zone.
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As for margins, the escape zone, the escape zone on the touch bar is not in the corner.
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So if we want to, it's like, well okay, so it's not a physical button, but it's still
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on the corner, and you can reach for and feel the corner of the screen, right?
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Unfortunately, if you touch just the corner of the screen, you won't hit the escape button,
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because that first centimeter or so of the touch bar is as far as I'm able to determine
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completely inert.
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I know it doesn't have a screen underneath it, I'm pretty sure it also doesn't have touch
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sensors underneath it, although I see those things that aren't necessarily connected,
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they could have put touch sensors under there but no screen.
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Anyway, no screen is under there, so they can't physically draw the escape button against
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the left edge of the touch bar.
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And I'm pretty sure you can't touch there, which makes it kind of a shame because if
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you're feeling for something to reach out to the corner to find the thing, the one part
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you can feel for on a completely smooth touch bar screen is you can feel for the top edges
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and the sides.
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So I would love to be able to reach up to that corner and hit the escape zone on the
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hit the zone slightly over to the right from the escape zone. And I'm not particularly
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happy about that because it's like snatching defeat from the jaws of victory because you
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have like the one button I care about that's being replaced by a virtual button, the one
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I hit the most often, at least it's in the corner and I'll be able to feel for it. But
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now I can't feel for it. By the way, I'm probably getting one of these at work, which
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is why I'm more invested in this at this point. And as I snarkily tweeted earlier,
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Can we all guess why the screen doesn't go all the way to the edge on the left side?
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Why doesn't the screen extend underneath that little bit?
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So on the opposite side is the touch ID sensor. That's the same width as the margin on the left side.
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Interesting. Exactly the same width or is it just close?
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I think it's exactly the same. I haven't verified that though.
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Yes, I think it is. I think you're right. It is exactly the same width.
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Who do I know who likes margins to be exactly the same width on the right and left sides of
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of things that they design.
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I don't know.
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I mean, maybe it might be the same person who put the camera shutter/volume up button
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directly opposite of the turn off the screen and go to sleep button on the iPhone.
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Offsetting those wouldn't have helped that much.
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But anyway, again, if you squint through this laptop, you see this is still a 15-inch laptop
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with a tiny keyboard crammed in there.
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And I know you want to have room for the speakers, and I know so and so are all I'm saying is
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that keyboard could be bigger on a 15-inch model, but they want to be uniform.
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Same thing with the inverted T. You could have full-size arrow keys if you didn't want
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have a perfect rectangle.
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Johnny Ive and the Apple designers like symmetry.
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I like symmetry.
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I like things to be uniform and centered and everything.
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But everyone has their limits.
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And this is it.
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The touch ID being on the gap on the right,
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I know it has to be there.
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That's fine.
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What I would have chosen if I was designing this
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is that the screen would go all the way to the edge
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on the left side, even though it's not symmetrical.
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That's the choice I would have made.
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Apple made a different choice.
01:28:32
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All they have opened the door for
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is the ability to sell a lefties model of this.
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The Touch ID is on the left.
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Do you want a lefty or a righty?
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A 15-inch MacBook Pro.
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Oh, I want Touch ID on the left.
01:28:40
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Anyway, it's mostly silly.
01:28:42
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I think it will probably be fine.
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But it is another maddening case of-- some people would say
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it's form over function.
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I think that's a little far.
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I think I'll probably still be able to find that escape key.
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The arrow keys bother me more than this.
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But boy, I am on a slightly different page
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than Apple's designers when it comes to symmetry and ergonomics.
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- Well, and also, you will probably be able to find it,
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but you will probably have to look more often.
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And we don't know yet, in practice,
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how often this will be a problem
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with all the buttons on the touch bar.
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But I would say, for the most part,
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I think most people who use Macs,
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like on Windows, Windows assigns all sorts
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of frequent shortcuts to the F keys.
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Is the only way to close Windows still Alt + F4?
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So Windows people might use those more often.
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Mac people, for the most part,
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you're not very heavily using almost anything
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that function row, except the escape key,
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where many people, and you know, we as geeks,
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we often minimize or diminish or underestimate
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everyone else who's not a computer geek
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and their ability to use our computers
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that we think are ours.
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I even, even there, I slipped into right, anyway.
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Sorry about that.
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Other people who are not geeks, many of them know
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that the escape key often performs a cancel shortcut
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to lots of things in the OS, full screen things, dialogues,
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I mean like there's so many things in using a computer
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where the escape key is a useful shortcut
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for literally escape, like cancel or escape what I'm doing.
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And normal people in quotes, many of them know that.
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This is not like a thing that only people who use Vim use.
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A lot of people know this.
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So this is not just like a thing that annoys geeks.
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The loss of a hardware escape key
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that you can hit without looking,
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because we've all been taught to type
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without looking at the keyboard,
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and the more you use keyboards,
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the more you kinda just get into the habit
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of not looking at them.
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The lack of the hardware escape key
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is actually going to inconvenience a lot of people.
01:30:47
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It is not just nerds.
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Now, it might be worth it.
01:30:51
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The whole rest of the benefits of this thing
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might end up being worth it in the end,
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but I don't like when people minimize this
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as just a nerd thing, 'cause it really isn't.
01:30:59
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I think more nerds don't look at the keyboards than regular people, but I know a lot of people,
01:31:03
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if I gave this computer to you, would be annoyed by the fact that the escape is not a button,
01:31:07
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but even if they're looking at the keyboard the whole time. I'm willing to say that the benefit
01:31:12
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totally outweighs it because the features that are available on this thing are just
01:31:15
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fantastically better than a row of keys, and I'm all on board with that. It's just like I said,
01:31:19
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the one button that you can feel for if touch ID is in the right, the left corner is the easiest
01:31:25
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place on that thing to find. And if the touch region extended all the way to the left, that
01:31:29
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that would make it almost as easy to hit.
01:31:31
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Because it's not like you're typing the escape key.
01:31:32
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Every once in a while you're hitting it
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if you're a normal person.
01:31:34
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It's not like the E key where you're constantly typing it.
01:31:37
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So the fact that it's not a button wouldn't be like,
01:31:39
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oh, it feels weird when it's not a button.
01:31:40
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It would be fine if it was over to left more.
01:31:42
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By the way, the second most frequently used button
01:31:44
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in that top row for me on my Apple extended keyboard
01:31:47
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at work, can anyone guess what it is?
01:31:48
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- Play pause.
01:31:50
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- No, it's the eject button.
01:31:52
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And I don't hit it on purpose.
01:31:53
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I hit it accidentally when I tried to hit backspace.
01:31:56
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and the CD tray of a Mac Pro comes sticking out
01:31:59
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like a giant tongue.
01:32:00
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And why do I accidentally hit the eject button
01:32:02
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when I'm hitting backspace?
01:32:03
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Well, I'm not a great typist,
01:32:05
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but why do I accidentally hit the button?
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Because the top row of keys is jammed right up
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against the number row in the backspace keys.
01:32:11
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You know why?
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Because there's just not enough room
01:32:13
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on my giant expansive desk to put an extra five millimeters
01:32:16
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between those two rows of keys.
01:32:18
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Even Microsoft has lost the technology
01:32:20
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of separate sets of keys.
01:32:22
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Remember the original Microsoft ergonomic keyboard?
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It had the two halves of the keys
01:32:26
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and then it had a space, and then it had the function keys,
01:32:28
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and then it had a space, and it had the inverted T,
01:32:30
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then it had a space, then it had the numpad.
01:32:32
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Look at the one that they just introduced recently.
01:32:34
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- Yeah, and then your mouse was in New Jersey.
01:32:36
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- I know, but I'm just saying, you can solve that problem
01:32:38
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by getting rid of the numeric key bed or whatever.
01:32:41
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I'm not asking for seven inches of space
01:32:43
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between these regions, right?
01:32:44
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But if you look at the new Microsoft ergonomic keyboard,
01:32:47
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they copied Apple down to the half-size function keys
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that are jammed up against the numbers.
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It's like vertical, and they have a huge wrist rest
01:32:55
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on this thing, it's like a seven inch wrist rest,
01:32:57
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and yet they couldn't spare five millimeters
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to put a space between the top row function keys,
01:33:01
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and they couldn't make the top row function keys full size.
01:33:03
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Like, do you think we have room on our desk,
01:33:05
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or do you not think we have room on our desk?
01:33:07
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Because this keyboard is huge,
01:33:08
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but all your keys are jammed together,
01:33:10
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and the numeric keypad's jammed against it,
01:33:12
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and home, end, and page up, page down are jammed together.
01:33:14
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Like, I don't know who's designing these things,
01:33:16
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or what they think is going on,
01:33:17
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but like, spaces between different sets of keys
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are a feature.
01:33:20
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Being able to feel for the top edge of the backspace key
01:33:23
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is a feature.
01:33:23
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I hate hitting that freaking eject button
01:33:25
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and seeing my CD tray eject,
01:33:26
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and I can hit it without even looking to push it back in
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once I hear the mechanism start going,
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'cause there's a delay.
01:33:31
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Like, oh, I did it again.
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I have to think.
01:33:33
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. - It's the worst.
01:33:34
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- Hold on, hold on, wait.
01:33:35
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Can you, I don't understand what you just said.
01:33:36
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You said something about a tray in a what now?
01:33:39
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- I know, it's hard to understand.
01:33:41
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It's his cup holder, Casey.
01:33:42
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- Oh, the cup holder.
01:33:43
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Oh yeah, I miss having one of those.
01:33:45
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Oh man, that's a long time ago.
01:33:48
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- And I would say again on a laptop,
01:33:50
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could you fit a keyboard on the 15-inch MacBook Pro
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that has a space between the number keys
01:33:55
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and the little strip thing.
01:33:56
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Maybe you would want to in this new scenario
01:33:57
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because it's like a screen
01:33:58
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and you want it to be able to reach a vote over there.
01:34:00
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For traditional keyboards, I think the space is important.
01:34:03
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I think having half size keys up there is dumb.
01:34:06
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I think, you know, the little strip thing
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is not the full height of a keys.
01:34:10
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Why not make that little strip be taller than it is?
01:34:12
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Maybe it's just the right height
01:34:13
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for the proportions they wanted for the features.
01:34:15
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But a lot of the times they show like in the Photoshop demo,
01:34:17
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they were showing the history of the images,
01:34:19
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but the images were either,
01:34:21
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they were either cropped or squished
01:34:22
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because if you show them proportionally,
01:34:25
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they'll be really small.
01:34:26
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So you wanna show more of it,
01:34:27
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but you only have width to expand in.
01:34:28
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Like why isn't the touch bar the height of a full height key?
01:34:32
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Right, is it just because the keys that it's replacing
01:34:35
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were half height?
01:34:36
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Like maybe it's a cost concern, maybe it's a power concern.
01:34:39
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I'm not entirely sure,
01:34:40
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but lots of decisions flow out of this
01:34:41
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that I don't quite understand.
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But as far as keys go,
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I liked it better when I had full-size keys
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with different regions separated from each other,
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especially on a gigantic, expansive desktop keyboard.
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If I had to summarize the releases today, I am on the good side.
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Overall, this was good.
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As I said earlier, this does not come with, it isn't all roses.
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There are some bitter pills to swallow here.
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But overall, this was good.
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And I'm really happy that they are still doing things like the Touch Bar, even though
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I will probably not use one for quite some time, primarily because I get all my work
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I worked on the desktop.
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And as I mentioned earlier, I don't expect this
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to come to desktops anytime soon, if ever.
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And so this particular thing will probably not impact me
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day to day for a while, if ever.
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But they did make their laptops better, faster,
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newer designs, thinner, lighter.
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Overall, this was a really good day for Mac laptops.
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It was just not a day for Mac desktops
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or for anybody who cares about money, which is a lot of people.
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I had some lighter things on the touch bar before I move on from that topic.
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These are all credited to people on Twitter.
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So I was talking about the, you know, when I was doing my cranky tweets about the symmetrical
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space on the sides of the touch bar, like, asking, you know, "Can anyone guess why
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that space is like that?"
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I posted a picture from the Apple Human Interface Guidelines that emphasizes the fact that the
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margins are identical on both sides of it as a hint to the people who aren't listeners
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to the show, and Dave Lehman had a good answer as to why the escape key is not up against
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the left margin.
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That's the space taken up by the headphone jack.
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That's not—you couldn't fit the headphone jack, but we had to fit it in, and the headphone
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jack is right under there.
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And then I also tweeted that we should start the countdown to Touch Bar games, because
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it's the Mac, and we don't have to send things to the Mac App Store, and this thing
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does have an API.
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You can make a Touch Bar game, I'm sure, of some fashion.
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How responsive it can be, I don't know, because I don't -- it's not like you're, you know,
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I think it is out of remove with a separate T1 chip over there, but it would be fun to
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try to hack that to do something cool.
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And here are the best entries for potential Touch Bar games.
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Richard Yale suggested Punch the Monkey, which is a joke that only people who are on the
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Internet in the '90s will get, because that was a banner ad with the monkey, and he moved
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mostly horizontally because there wasn't much room for him to go.
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So punch the monkey is the right thing, and Benjamin Gluckin wins the idea for a Touch
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Bar game, which he calls Really Boring Snake.
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Snake, by the way, for younger people, is a game that was popular on cell phones back
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when the only games they could play was having—anyhow, I can't explain Snake if you don't get
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Trust me, it's very funny.
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It was called Nibble and Q-Basic back in the day.
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Mm-hmm, I remember that.
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Really Boring Snake, you should copyright it.
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Capital R, capital B, capital S, TM.
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That's a game that you could make, Marco.
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Honestly, the gaming things might be,
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I saw James Thompson of Peacock fame talking earlier
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about the, he was just starting to use the SDK.
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Awesome news that there appears to be a simulator
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for building apps for it,
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so you don't need to have the hardware yet.
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But it also appears that you only have access to it
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when your app is active.
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So if you were to make a touch bar game,
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you might have to always have a window on screen
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that the user keeps active for your game
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to keep showing up in the touch bar.
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- Yeah, I know.
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Again, it's the Mac.
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You'll see what kind of hacks people can do to it.
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And you mentioned before that the addressable market
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for Touch Bar things is going to be small.
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And I think that would be more of a problem
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if the Touch Bar wasn't so damn cool.
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And it probably seems like-- and it also
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seems like it's easy to do something down there.
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It's just so cool.
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And it's in the simulator.
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And I expect to see a lot of applications
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doing possibly inadvisable things with the Touch Bar.
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But it's just to have another place--
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to have a place next to the keyboard that's
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configurable that you can do stuff in, it will be exciting for developers to just
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try something, especially if it's fairly straightforward to implement. It seems
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like the classes they have for this type of stuff, the NSScrubber and all the
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stuff in the whole API, seems pretty well thought out and well designed. It won't
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be that hard to get something up there even if it's just a bunch of buttons and
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stuff, and the Apple apps are really showing the way with like, we're not just
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putting a bunch of configurable buttons like Casey was saying
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before, like oh just a bunch of buttons that change based on the context. They've
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got, you know, I mean it's obviously lots of horizontal stuff, but timelines,
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thumbnails, lots of interfaces, it seemed pretty responsive in that you could do
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things on this little tiny iOS control computer that would cause changes on the
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big Mac computer a couple inches away in a fairly responsive fashion, making it so
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that you can do things without taking your hands off the keyboard or you know
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doing things two hands at once with one on the touch part one on the trackpad. I
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found that demonstration pretty compelling and I think even though such
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a small number of people relative to the rest of the Mac user base are gonna have
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this developers will add this feature because it's cool I love the idea of
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this like amazing like high-end dual core supercomputer sitting there mostly
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idle as you play a game on this little 30 pixel tall strip the whole screens
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like they're lit up the whole computers are doing nothing you sit there playing
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the game on this little watch processors little skinny screen it could be an
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Inversion of like the like the top part will be just like the the status display that shows your inventory and the whole game
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Strip on the bottom lots of infinite runner runners are potentially good again
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I don't know how much control you have in there, but because it is a little computer doing that
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I wonder if you can somehow get code onto it for it to run
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I'm not sure what the whole deal is it seems to be communicating add or remove from the rest of the Mac system
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But there is code running there to run the display and if you can get your code onto the t1 or onto whatever the t1
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does and get it to run from there, that will be where you're fun.
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At the very least, you should probably be able to do Pong or something, right?
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Or Really Boring Snake.
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Yeah, and I would like to—the other thing for the touch bar is there's already Apple
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human interface guidelines for it.
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I briefly looked at them, and I remember reading it, and I'm like, "Oh, this all seems sensible
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and good ideas."
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But one of the items made me think that Apple had actually done a demo that was counter
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Let me just see if I can find out about, like, uh—
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Well, that's not new.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The Bible doesn't always follow the HIG, and the HIG is not a Bible that has to be
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followed to the letter.
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It's guides.
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They didn't—yeah.
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The one that was confusing me, they're within the bounds of things.
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Avoid mirroring the touch bar interactions on the main screen.
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But they mean—the example they give—if the user taps a button on the touch bar and
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is presented with listed options, don't also present those same options on the main
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What they demoed was, for example, in photos, when you're messing with the exposure slider,
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rather than just you messing with the exposure slider on the touch bar and seeing the exposure
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change on the full screen image.
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When you go into edit mode, the Photos app also goes into edit mode, and when you drag
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the exposure slider, the exposure slider is visible on the main screen as well, and it
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drags it at the same time as you were dragging your thing.
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Now that's arguably not the same as presenting a list of options in both places, but it is
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kind of mirroring the controls.
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Like look, am I changing the exposure on the sidebar of photos, or am I changing the exposure
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on the touch bar?
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It's kind of weird to have it in both places, like the advantage should be, as they showed
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in a couple of other demos. If I'm using Touch Bar, that means those controls don't
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have to be on the screen. Like, that's the whole point of the Touch Bar. I have them
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down here so more of the screen can be used to show me the content. But maybe just because
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Photos hasn't been updated to do that and the only way to be in edit mode is to have
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that view visible, I don't know. But anyway, we'll put this link in and you can check it
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out. It's short, it's one page, and it's an interesting insight into how Apple expects
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the Touch Bar to be used by developers.
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All right, anything else worth talking about?
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Next, we haven't even talked about the max RAM.
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16 gigs max RAM on a $4,000 notebook.
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Yeah, that's unfortunate.
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Just you've got to say no on that one.
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Like 16 gigs, you know, standard on the 15 inch fine.
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I can almost kind of forgive eight gigs on the 13s.
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Maybe, maybe not, but the 13 Pro is increasingly less Pro.
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We haven't even talked about that,
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but 16 gigs max on the big one, not a good choice.
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Not a good choice at all.
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Especially since it's such a powerful machine
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compared to the previous one.
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like to have the same max ram limit,
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but if you're gonna run any VMs,
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those are gonna eat up your memory,
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and if you're gonna be doing all these fancy things
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that you can do on this new computer
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with high-res images and video,
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16 gigs of ram max is not great.
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- Well, I mean, look, let's be honest here.
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I mean, I see people on Twitter and stuff complaining,
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like, how could a pro machine not have this
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or have this or whatever else?
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Apple's use of the word pro
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is primarily about size and price target.
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It does not have to do with whether professionals,
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whatever that means, however you define that,
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are able to use this computer for what they need
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or whether it's designed for them or not.
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Pro means it's the big expensive one, period.
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So the fact that pros often need more than 16 gigs of RAM
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does not seem to enter Apple's thoughts
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about whether to make that option available or not here.
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- I think it entered into their thoughts,
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they just would need more battery to do it probably
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and that's where the sticking point was, I'm assuming.
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I mean, RAM does use battery power
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and not a small amount of it,
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but compared to everything else in there,
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I mean, the 15-inch has a 45-watt CPU
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next to a 35-watt GPU.
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And by the way, one of the things
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that makes me sad about the new 15-inch
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is that I was always a fan of buying
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the low-end 15-inch configuration
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that only had the Intel integrated GPU,
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which that option has been available now
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for quite some time, I think, since around 2010 or so,
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where it used to be, first it was just always discrete,
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and then eventually they had these dual GPU models
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around 2008, 2009 or something like that,
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where they would have this one,
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they'd have the high power discrete GPU,
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and they would also have the Intel integrated GPU,
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and then it would switch between them
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based on whether anything was running
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that needed them more power of the big one,
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and the switching, not only does having two GPUs
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and having a high power one there in the first place,
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not only does that raise the power requirement
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when that GPU is active and it raises the ceiling
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of how high the power consumption can get
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if it's under load.
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But also there were often bugs switching
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between those two GPUs.
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That's not an easy task and the Mac switching
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between them would often have weird issues.
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And there are-- - Wait, like why?
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- Visual glitches, both GPUs staying active
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and using too much power, occasionally even blue screens.
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Also, the other problem is that having another
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big hot chip on the logic board will actually
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significantly raises the failure rates.
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And many people, I think there have even been
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class actions against this and extended service programs
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and everything where often a 15-inch MacBook Pro
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will have a big problem with the GPU
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failing after a certain amount of time
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because just the additional heat and stress
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in the board and everything.
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Like there were big problems with NVIDIA back in the day
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and these problems, I don't know if there's any recent ones,
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but it's basically, there's enough of a downside
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to having the discrete GPU in the 15-inch,
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both in battery, in heat, in possible bugs
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and in possible failures down the road,
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that I've always favored the option
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because I'm neither a gamer,
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nor do I use external monitors with my 15 inches,
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like I just use it as itself when I do use it,
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I've always been a fan of buying the Intel only GPU version.
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And for whatever reason, that option is gone now.
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Now you can only buy it with the AMD one.
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Somebody on Twitter told me earlier,
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I don't know if this is true or not,
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somebody said that the newest version
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of the Intel integrated GPU that would be in this
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is actually slower than the previous one.
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So that might be the reason.
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Apple might have a legitimate reason
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for getting rid of that option.
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- Well, what about the fact that it can drive
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two 5K displays?
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I don't suspect--
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- I was gonna mention that.
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Like, there's some big advantages to this
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and then you lose the proneness.
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I think Marco would still want it.
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He's like, "I don't need to drive two 5K displays."
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But I think all these reasons,
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The one that is common to all of them, both the memory and the GPU, is uniformity.
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If you just have one model, it always comes with 16 gigs, it always comes with the GPU.
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That's another cost savings, that's another resource and investment thing.
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How many different SKUs do you want to have?
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How many different varieties do you want to have?
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The RAM is soldered to the board.
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If we have one with more RAM, it's more of a pain.
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Do you want to have one with and without discrete GPU?
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Just do the one with discrete GPU, because the integrated one is crappy and you can't
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drive the monitors.
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then how do you have four Thunderbolt 3 ports and everything, you know. So there's a lot
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of reasons I can think of for both of these choices, but I have more faith in Marco than
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in the discrete GPU, simply because this one is 14 nanometers, which has got to help with
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the heat and everything, and I'm hoping that they have mostly worked out the kinks of the
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GPU switching. If they could do it power-wise, it might be easier just to always use the
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discrete one. That would probably be slaughter your battery, but that would be good from
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from a bug perspective, I know a lot of people use,
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what was that thing called, Margot?
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The little menu bar thing?
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- It was a graphics card status by Cody Krieger?
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- Yep, that's right.
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- Yeah, there was a utility where you could say,
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where you could make it use one GPU or the other,
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and one possible solution to bugs was like,
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look, plug in your laptop and just make it
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only use the discrete GPU,
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and then you don't have to worry about it.
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- Well, but even that was controversial,
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'cause even that one, it could force the discrete GPU
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to be on, but it couldn't force the discrete GPU to be off.
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'Cause under certain models,
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it would tell that utility that it was integrated only,
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but it would still run the discrete one anyway.
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And it was, basically, you could never count on it
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to only use the integrated one.
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You could, as you said, you could count on it
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to always use discrete, but then you're losing
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a lot of battery life and making more heat to get that.
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'Cause the GPUs are very complicated.
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A GPU in a laptop these days, like a good one,
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is almost or equally or even more complicated
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and heat demanding and battery demanding than a CPU.
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So, like I said, that's a 35 watt GPU in there
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next to a 45 watt CPU.
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That's a lot of extra power there.
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So if you don't need it, and again,
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the definition of pro, there are lots of types of pro work
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that don't need GPU power.
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I have never really needed much GPU power in what I do.
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I'm a pro, Tiff doesn't need it, she's a pro.
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John, I bet you don't need it except for games.
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But on your work computer, I bet you don't have it.
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Or rather, you don't need graphics card power.
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Casey, do you need a good graphics card
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on your work computer?
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Or your home one, for that matter?
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- No, but I think you're giving
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a pretty narrow definition of pro.
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Pro to you is someone who does the sorts of things
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that you or your family do.
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And there's a lot of other flavors of pro
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that might necessitate that GPU.
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And since I have the floor, I will say
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that the only time I ever had problems
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with my 2011, my two 2011 MacBook Pros,
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each of which had discrete GPUs.
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The only time I ever had any sort of glitches or issues
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was when I was running graphics card status.
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When I was just using OS X or Mac OS Now out of the box,
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I never had an issue except,
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I could not agree with you more Marco,
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that battery life just was slaughtered
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when the discrete GPU was on.
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Completely agree there.
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But in terms of like glitches and stuff like that,
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I never had any of those problems
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as soon as I stopped talking about graphics card status,
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or since I stopped rolling graphics card status.
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- I would always buy, if I had a choice
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and they had it with me,
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I would always buy the one with a discrete GPU anyway.
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- Well, you're a gamer. - Even with all the bugs.
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I mean, not just because of the games,
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just because it's like, look, if you're buying the Pro,
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just it's gonna be the biggest, the hottest,
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the, you know, and like I said, I think I have faith.
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I like the fact that we're not in the bad old days
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where the GPUs used to be done
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on a worse process than the CPU.
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This GPU is 14 nanometers.
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It is actually the current architecture
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that AMD has out now, I think it's the current one, Polaris,
01:52:02
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instead of being like three or four generations
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behind like the embarrassing, it's not the super fast.
01:52:06
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If some people are asking me,
01:52:07
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is this like a gaming laptop?
01:52:08
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No, it is not.
01:52:09
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Like this is not the best GPU you can get in a laptop
01:52:12
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by a long stretch of the imagination,
01:52:14
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but compared to what we had before,
01:52:15
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like that's why they could put up those slides.
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Look, it's 100% faster.
01:52:18
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It's like, yeah, 'cause those ones were ancient
01:52:21
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and this one is contemporary, middle of the road,
01:52:25
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probably not as clocked, as high,
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Not the best of the best, you know, but I like GPUs.
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I would always buy the one with the big hot GPU.
01:52:32
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My laptop's gonna be plugged in at work all the time anyway.
01:52:35
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But it's good for, it would be nice, you know,
01:52:38
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again, options, how many SKUs do you have,
01:52:39
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how many options do you have?
01:52:41
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Marker would like one that has a big screen
01:52:42
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but doesn't have a discrete GPU.
01:52:44
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They don't make that product, I think,
01:52:45
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mostly because of uniformity.
01:52:47
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We make one of these computers, we make one of those,
01:52:49
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we make one of those.
01:52:50
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- But they did, until today.
01:52:52
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- Actually, I'm pretty sure they still sell it.
01:52:54
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- Yeah, you might be able to still buy the old one
01:52:56
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'cause why would they stop selling it?
01:52:58
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- Yeah, but I mean basically, so besides that though,
01:53:00
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I mean the 15, ultimately the 15 looks like
01:53:02
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an incredible update.
01:53:03
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I am a little concerned about real world battery use here.
01:53:08
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I'm very, very interested to see the reviews come out
01:53:12
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and to see people's experiences with these things
01:53:14
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as they come out because one of the problems
01:53:16
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that I've had recently with a lot of the,
01:53:19
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as I mentioned before, a lot of the gains we've made
01:53:21
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in battery life recently in probably the last five years
01:53:24
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least, has really been in reducing the idle power levels of these chips and of computers.
01:53:31
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It's basically reducing the amount of power that computers use when you're using them
01:53:35
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very lightly for things like email and web browsing. But as soon as you do anything that
01:53:39
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really strains them, like many pro types of applications or running Chrome, then the battery
01:53:46
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life drops tremendously. Like, you might get 10 hours if you're doing light web browsing,
01:53:52
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but four hours if you're actually pushing it a little hard,
01:53:56
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or two hours if you're pushing it to the max.
01:53:58
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And so there's huge differences in battery life
01:54:03
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under under light loads and battery life
01:54:04
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under moderate to heavy loads.
01:54:06
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With this, I fear that we're going more in that direction
01:54:09
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just 'cause, you know, just looking at the specs,
01:54:10
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I mean, you have these big hot chips in there.
01:54:13
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The one that doesn't go in this direction
01:54:15
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that I'm very, very interested in
01:54:17
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is the new MacBook Escape,
01:54:19
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'cause that one I think we need to talk about.
01:54:22
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So the MacBook escape, the new 13 inch low end one with the real F and keys is the one
01:54:28
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that I have pre-ordered or ordered I guess that it's going to arrive next week.
01:54:34
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The reason why is because as far as I can tell, so here's the weird thing about this
01:54:41
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Apple quotes all three of these new MacBook Pros, the MacBook escape, the new 13 with
01:54:46
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the touch bar and the new 15 with the touch bar.
01:54:48
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They quote all three of them as having 10 hour battery life.
01:54:52
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And if you look at what hardware is in them,
01:54:55
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this doesn't quite make sense.
01:54:57
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Now the 15, of course, the 15 has a bigger battery.
01:55:00
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That makes sense, though it has much more
01:55:02
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power hungry components in it,
01:55:04
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but it has a bigger battery, so you can kind of see
01:55:07
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that the 13 with touch bar and the 15 with touch bar
01:55:11
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having very different components
01:55:12
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but very different battery sizes
01:55:13
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can be made to have the same battery life.
01:55:16
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But the MacBook escape has effectively
01:55:21
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the MacBook Air guts in it.
01:55:22
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It has the MacBook Air processor,
01:55:24
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which uses half the power of the 13 inch.
01:55:27
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It has no discrete GPU in it.
01:55:29
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So basically compared to the other 13 inch
01:55:31
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with the touch bar, it has a processor
01:55:33
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that uses half the power at max load.
01:55:35
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It doesn't have the touch bar and whatever power
01:55:37
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it takes to drive the touch bar.
01:55:40
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And it has 10% larger battery capacity.
01:55:44
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and it's quoted at the same battery life.
01:55:46
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That makes no sense to me.
01:55:48
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My best guess here is that the 13-inch MacBook Escape
01:55:53
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gets substantially better battery life
01:55:55
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than the 13-inch MacBook with touch bar,
01:55:57
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but Apple probably didn't want to trumpet that,
01:56:00
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that the low-end one gets the best battery life
01:56:03
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in the whole lineup of these new things,
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because that might discourage people
01:56:06
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from buying the new touch bar.
01:56:08
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- And by the way, on the 13-inch model,
01:56:10
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I'm kind of surprised that Apple emphasizes this,
01:56:12
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are saying, "Look, it's smaller than the Air and has less volume in the Air and all
01:56:17
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the other things."
01:56:18
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This is kind of the amazing futuristic computer, either one, either the 13-inch one, the Escape,
01:56:23
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or the regular one with the Touch Bar, that I always wanted the Air to be, and they finally
01:56:28
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Because I've always been cranky about the wedge shape.
01:56:29
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It's like, "Why are you saving that space?
01:56:33
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Why are you scalloping your batteries like they're potatoes?
01:56:36
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Just make it the same thickness from end to end.
01:56:38
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You can fit more battery in."
01:56:40
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And they did it.
01:56:41
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They finally did it.
01:56:42
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is a Mac that is not thinner at one end than the other for aesthetic reasons which means they can
01:56:47
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fit more battery into it which means it probably gets really good battery life for the powerful
01:56:51
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internals. It's got two ports instead of one. They're Thunderbolt 3 right? They're Thunderbolt
01:56:55
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3 on that right? I'm not remembering that. Thunderbolt 3 like this is a hell of a laptop
01:57:00
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and it makes me you know it's it's bad for it's bad for most people that it's $500 more expensive
01:57:06
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but I feel like it justifies that price by actually having modern technology in it and
01:57:11
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being the same thickness all the way across and having better battery life and like I
01:57:16
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Don't think I would have gotten the escape one because I think the touch bar is too compelling
01:57:21
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It's like look if you're gonna buy one
01:57:22
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It's like the iPhone if you're gonna buy one you're gonna get black you might as well get jet black because that's the new thing
01:57:26
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Yeah, but Marco is making it bad on the battery life
01:57:29
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The specs seem to bear out your theory that it will have better battery life
01:57:35
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But don't you want to play with touch bar?
01:57:36
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What are you gonna do with this?
01:57:38
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- Well see, here's exactly the thing.
01:57:41
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If you are the kind of person, you listener,
01:57:44
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if you use your laptop as your primary computer,
01:57:47
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get the touch bar.
01:57:48
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Because you're right, that is the new thing.
01:57:50
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That might be the future.
01:57:51
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Apple will wedge it into the future,
01:57:53
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whether it will be or not, so that will become the future.
01:57:56
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It's gonna be great, it's gonna be awesome,
01:57:58
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and that'll be a new cool thing to use and play with
01:58:00
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and to probably improve your productivity,
01:58:02
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at least sometimes, if not all the time.
01:58:04
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So if your laptop is your primary computer,
01:58:07
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get the Touch Bar.
01:58:09
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But it's not my primary computer.
01:58:11
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My primary computer is my iMac,
01:58:13
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and hopefully next year another Mac Pro.
01:58:16
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I get all of my work done almost all the time at a desktop.
01:58:20
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So I'm not really going to get into the Touch Bar lifestyle.
01:58:23
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It's never going to be a thing that really like,
01:58:26
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that really gets itself into my workflow
01:58:28
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until I can use it on a desktop,
01:58:30
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and as I mentioned, that might be never.
01:58:32
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So right now, what I do want out of a laptop
01:58:35
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is I would like one that is small and light.
01:58:38
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And by the way, just to put into perspective
01:58:40
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how small and light these new laptops are,
01:58:43
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the new 13-inch MacBook Escape
01:58:44
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and the new 13-inch MacBook are both as light
01:58:48
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as the 13-inch MacBook Air always has been.
01:58:52
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The 15-inch is four pounds now.
01:58:56
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That is substantially lighter
01:58:58
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than the 13-inch plastic MacBooks were.
01:59:02
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Those were, I think either 5.0 or 5 1/2.
01:59:04
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I looked it up before the show and I forgot.
01:59:07
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They might have even been 4 1/2, but regardless,
01:59:10
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this is, the new 15 inch is lighter
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than the plastic MacBook was.
01:59:14
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And that was the small and light computer of its day.
01:59:17
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And that day was not that long ago.
01:59:19
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So that's impressive.
01:59:21
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So the reason to not get a 15 inch,
01:59:24
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if you're weighing the pros and cons here,
01:59:28
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the reason to get a 15 inch or not
01:59:30
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should not have to do with the weight by itself.
01:59:33
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Footprint might matter to you.
01:59:34
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Cost, of course, is a thing,
01:59:36
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although the cost difference once they're specced up
01:59:37
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is actually not that big.
01:59:39
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It's kind of, embarrassingly so, not that big.
01:59:41
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But cost is one thing, footprint is one thing,
01:59:45
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but it's only four pounds.
01:59:47
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The 13-inch MacBook Air is three pounds,
01:59:49
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and so that's really awesome.
01:59:51
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Like, that's a really lightweight computer
01:59:54
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for what you're getting for that price.
01:59:56
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But anyway, I'm trying out the MacBook Escape
01:59:59
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because for me, it is not my primary computer.
02:00:03
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I want something small and light.
02:00:05
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That's why I originally bought the MacBook One
02:00:07
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back when it came out and ended up returning
02:00:09
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'cause I hated it, but I think this will probably
02:00:12
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solve the problems I had with the MacBook One.
02:00:15
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This will probably be the best computer for me to have
02:00:17
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in the small and light role, and in my current needs,
02:00:20
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that's, I think, I think that will fit me best.
02:00:24
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And because I'm not using it that often
02:00:27
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and for all of my work, whether it has a touch bar or not,
02:00:31
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for me, is not that relevant.
02:00:33
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But again, for you listener, if you're getting one
02:00:36
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to be your primary computer,
02:00:38
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you should probably get the touch bar one.
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- 'Cause it'll be cool.
02:00:42
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Is this the first one they did the giant escape key with,
02:00:44
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or did they do that on the MacBook One as well, I forget.
02:00:46
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- I forget, that might have been,
02:00:48
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was that on the 13 inch Air before that?
02:00:50
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- Yeah, like the reason they did it, by the way,
02:00:52
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what we're talking about is the escape key
02:00:53
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on the MacBook Escape is really wide,
02:00:55
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it's like wider than you would expect a normal key
02:00:57
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be and I looked at it briefly like why is that so wide just just specifically on this
02:01:00
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computer because I looked at the old 13 inch MacBook Pro and in the old ones the space
02:01:06
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between the function row keys and escape there was more space with the between them horizontally
02:01:12
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than there was between like the letter keys right yeah and so they were more spread out
02:01:16
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and by spreading them more out then you end up with like uniform normal with keys all
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along the top there was still a little bit wider than you would have anyway now the keys
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are all closer together, which means that if you kept the same number of keys in the
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top row, you'd have this empty space, and so they just made the escape key really wide,
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which is fine with me.
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Like, you know, in fact, it was kind of funny, speaking of these keyboards that I hate so
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much, not because of the key presses, which we'll talk about in a moment, but because
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of the key placement, like, they spent so long denigrating the function key and being
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like, you know, "Who uses function keys?
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Is this better?"
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Like, which I totally sold them, like, "Yes, it is much better.
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This is like the iPhone argument writ small.
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Like it's better, instead of having fixed hardware keys, we'll have software keys and
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you can do much more cool things like good thumbs up, right? Function keys are not, they're
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right. Function keys are not used frequently. More often people are hitting the quote unquote
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function keys to change their brightness and their monitor volume or the speaker volume
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and to pause stuff like that's what they're used for. All in total agreement. Then why
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does the f-ing key get this place of pride on the portable keyboards, right? If it is
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so infrequently used, why are you hogging the good spot on the keyboard with the f-ing
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key if people aren't going to, you know, and I say this obviously as someone who sits,
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spends more time than the average person, average Mac user hitting the control key because
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it comes up a lot in programming and Unix-y crap.
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I would like that to be the control key down the corner and I know everyone is saying right
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now if they're listening, "You know you can remap keys if you haven't remapped cap locks
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to control like it's a Solaris machine from the 90s, what are you doing with your life?"
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Everyone knows the proper place for control is where the cap locks is and in a Sierra
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update recently, the OS now lets you remap the escape key to something else.
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So if you're real upset about not being able to have a real key for the escape
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key, you can remap it to whatever you want.
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There are solutions here, but what I'm saying is I'm even more on board than
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Apple seems to be about the dinosaur nature of the function key.
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Like I don't use them.
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I need to be able to type them sometimes.
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That's fine.
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But I don't use them so much that I would be happy to get rid of the FM key as well,
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or at least move it to a less easily accessible place because the corners,
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that's a great place on the keyboard to have the corners, right? And I don't think the
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f and key deserves that place anymore.
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Well, I think the reason it's there is because that's your gateway to getting the legacy
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behavior from the touch bar. Because Federici mentioned on stage that, oh, if you need one
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of those old keys, just mash down on the function key and then the touch bar becomes the prior
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— the f and keys, if you will.
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But nobody uses those, as they were emphasizing, like, who uses function keys? We all use them
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for the other functions. If you need them back, yeah, you can get them back, it's fine.
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But I don't think getting them back is such a common operation that deserves the lower
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left corner.
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Well, I mean, yeah, people don't use F7 a lot, but they do use pause.
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But I guess those will always be there.
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Pause, I see what you're saying.
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You have the control strip, though.
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Even in the context sense, you can still get at those things.
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The main thing that I saw a lot of people tweeting about, which is also true, is if
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you happen to be a person who goes from either desktop to laptop or goes from dock to laptop
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with like an earn-out keyboard or something.
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Like it's weird to have two sets of habits
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where on basically every keyboard
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that's not a laptop keyboard, lower left is control.
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Again, if you haven't remapped it
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and so on and so forth.
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But when you go on laptops, you have to remember,
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oh, lower left and over a bit is control.
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You know, like different habits for different environments.
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They do so much for the uniformity of the keyboards
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and they blow that uniformity on a key
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that is commonly used by people in my profession.
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Obviously not by regular people.
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understand this is a this is a minor concern not a concern to most normal
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people who hit don't hit the control key or the effing key ever I understand this
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is minor but uh but like I was like keep keep going like put the effing key
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someplace else that's even less free or make it a weird key combination or
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something because regular people can get at that stuff using the control strip
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expanding it as needed and everyone else you know that can find wherever the
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hell they move the effing key do well and I do want to nitpick one thing though
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is that you keep saying, I've seen a lot of people say this,
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well, that sounds Trumpian,
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I've seen this idea spread around a lot,
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which is like, they didn't design this for me,
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or for us, or for you, and this is designed this way
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not for your needs, but for everyone else's needs.
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Well, again, if you start sanding off groups of users,
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be like, well, this kinda sucks for me,
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but this wasn't designed for me.
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that's huge chunks of customers.
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And if you keep doing that, everything they change
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or remove or make worse about something
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is going to affect some group of customers.
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And eventually, that adds up.
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Eventually, if you do that too much,
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it's like a design fallacy to design for, quote,
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the average or the normal or the mainstream,
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because everyone has something that's out of the mainstream
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that they do with their computer or their devices.
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And so the more that Apple focuses in
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and sands off the edges and makes things harder or worse
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for quote, non-mainstream uses.
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They're losing potential customers,
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they're making things worse for their existing customers
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every time they do that.
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This adds up, this is not insignificant.
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- Yeah, speaking of that though,
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getting back to the pros, we didn't talk about this,
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but I'm happy that there are four Thunderbolt 3 ports
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on the big pro.
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Like I mean, obviously six would be better
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if you're a port maniac, but four,
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Like you can't argue with that like every one of those ports has amazing capabilities
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Which they emphasize and think every one of those can do all sorts of things and as KZ.0
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You can direct to 5k displays off your laptop
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Which is phenomenal a laptop
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5k displays by the way that appear not to have GPUs in them from what I've been able to determine the magic that they're doing
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Is like as we've discussed in the past like don't you need display port 1.3 to do this and these are only display port
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1.2. Yes, but they're doing multi streaming
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So it is like you are connecting two cables
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But it's my understanding at this point is that they are taking two display part 1.2 streams
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Using this multi streaming thing or whatever over the Thunderbolt three things
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Which is why they're why you're able to drive even a single 5k display off these laptops
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The fact you can drive two off of it is amazing
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And then you still have two ports left over both of which you could connect these giant Hydra hub to like fill emphasize this well
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Shiller and one of them's gonna have a power cable in it. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so you got one left
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but still like you can hook a lot of stuff up to this laptop and that that feels pro and
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And this is the future that we were all promised.
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The uniform, same kind of very tiny,
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amazingly capable port.
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We're kind of like finally there.
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After so many years of like USB and FireWire
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and Thunderbolt and Mini DisplayPort and VGA
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and DVI and ADC, and just to be able to finally seeing
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like the goalposts, the end goal of like just a bunch
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of little tiny uniform boards,
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each of which does phenomenal stuff.
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Even if it comes at the cost of MagSafe,
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which we all love so dearly.
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even if it comes at the cost of having some dongles
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or whatever, I want to live in the future
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where the only port on all of my computers
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is this tiny little thing that does everything.
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And I would like there to be a lot of them.
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And four, I think is a reasonable number
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for a 15 inch computer.
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Five or six would be even better,
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especially since one is used for power,
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but I'm willing to go with it
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and I mostly give that a thumbs up.
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And two, two on the 13 inch,
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it's nice they didn't hold the line there
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and say, well, it's a 13 inch, it only has one.
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Having two, three would be better than two.
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There, I think they're a little bit one under,
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but what I'm saying is I love Thunderbolt 3.
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I love this future that we've arrived at.
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- Doesn't the 13 inch with touch bar, I think has four.
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'Cause it's only the MacBook escape has two.
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And I think that's mostly because of the MacBook Air
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chipset not having enough, probably not enough
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PCI express lanes to have more than that
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if I had to take a guess.
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- All right, if that's the case, then that's reasonable.
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- Also, I believe the display, that LG display
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will power the Mac over--
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- Yeah, yeah, it's a very Apple-like solution
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to a non-existent Apple model.
02:09:02
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I'm trying to figure out if the monitor has a GPU in or not,
02:09:06
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because as we know, we've seen these rumors in various sites,
02:09:09
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and our ITB tipster has been insisting
02:09:11
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that there exists somehow this 5K external Apple display.
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And in this presentation, Apple is like,
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if you want to use a cool 5K display,
02:09:18
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buy this one from LG that probably uses
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the same panel as the iMac.
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And it's awesome, and try it.
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And Apple has done this in the past many times.
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When it doesn't have a product for sale,
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it will direct you to a third party one.
02:09:29
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This has been taken as a sign by many people
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this means Apple definitely doesn't have a 5k display. I don't know whether they do. I really
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want Apple to have one even if it's the exact same panel not because this LG display is bad. This is
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exactly what I want. I just don't want it to be ugly like that one is. I know it's stupid and I'm
02:09:45
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picky and I want it to match and be nice but like for crying out loud the LG display has a bigger
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margin on the top of the display than the bottom. What kind of maniac? It's a five head. The thing
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thing is a five head. It's just, it's no, it's, anyway, I'm sure it's a lovely display
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LG. I just want Apple to make one. If they never do, I will buy something like this LG
02:10:06
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display and I think the way it works with laptops is amazing and like, you know, applause
02:10:12
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I mean, I have always used a third party external display with my Macs until I got this iMac.
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This is, I've never bought an Apple display for my, Tiff had one, but I never bought one
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for myself before this iMac.
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I always had like Dells and HPs and before that,
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always third party displays.
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And this new LG one is uglier
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than every monitor I have ever owned.
02:10:33
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- It's not that bad in the grand scheme of PC displays.
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- No, it really is.
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- But no one makes it ugly.
02:10:39
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- It's not ugly, but it doesn't match the Apple aesthetic.
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You know what I mean?
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With like the glass and the aluminum
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and the sort of tastefulness of the stand there.
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I mean it's fine, it's not hideous.
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There are hideous PC monitors, we've all seen them,
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where they do the wrong thing with the foot
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and make the margins all weird.
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Even this Asus display that I have my PlayStation attached to
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has this shiny surround on it that I find weird
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and it's kind of creaky and the power button
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is on the bottom and when you hit it
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the whole display tilts and it doesn't feel as nice.
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And this is totally touchy-feely aesthetic stuff,
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I'm not even talking about the screen.
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Because again, LG makes all the panels anyway,
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They make the panel for the iMac, they make the panel for the display.
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That's not what I'm talking about, I'm just a picky person.
02:11:23
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And I also think Apple should be in the business of making displays because it's a selling
02:11:28
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First of all, why shouldn't Apple make that money?
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They can add margins, sell it for an extra hundred bucks, like whatever, we'll buy it,
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all the suckers will buy it.
02:11:34
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And it's like, nice cool thing, look, that thing they touted, you can connect one Thunderbolt
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cable to your laptop and it charges it and it also drives it, it's like, that's amazing.
02:11:43
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That should be like, that should be in an Apple family, like product family photo, like
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look at this awesome setup you could have.
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You could have this portable computer.
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When you sit down at work, you have this amazing screen
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or even two of them.
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That's phenomenal.
02:11:53
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And I feel like Apple is not emphasizing
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that arrangement as much because it's like,
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well, we don't even make the display.
02:11:58
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We'll mention it and it's nice
02:12:00
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and we probably have some deal with LG
02:12:01
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and we work with them,
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but it's not gonna be in all our product family shots.
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Maybe it'll be in one of them.
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And so I feel like Apple is leaving money on the table.
02:12:10
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I continue to hold out hope
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that they will introduce a 5K display.
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Maybe I'm a fool.
02:12:14
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Obviously, if the Mac Pro is ever revised
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and there's still no 5K display,
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well, I'm just glad there'll be something for me to buy.
02:12:21
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- Yeah, I mean, I would give the chances of this,
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of Apple's 5K display actually coming out now.
02:12:26
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Like, you know, I believe, tips here and everyone else,
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that this thing exists inside of Apple
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and that it was possibly even finished.
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But whether it ships is always a different story.
02:12:35
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And I would give the likelihood of this shipping now,
02:12:39
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since it didn't ship at this event
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and since Apple pushed the LG one so hard,
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I would say it's 50/50 at best now.
02:12:45
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- Yeah, it's looking grim.
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If it does ship, it'll probably ship maybe next summer
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when the Mac Pro is presumably updated.
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If that even happens, even that is a big if.
02:12:56
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- So are you two pleased?
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I'm not prodding you on purpose anyway.
02:13:02
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Are you pleased with this event?
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Because I feel like I've heard both of you flip flop
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between this was wonderful and oh my God, I hate everything.
02:13:11
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That's an exaggeration.
02:13:12
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But are you happy with what Apple did today
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or are you completely left wanting?
02:13:17
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- Marco ordered a computer,
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so he's gotta be happy in some respects.
02:13:20
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- Yeah, I mean, I'm happy in the sense that,
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I mean, for years I've been saying,
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man, wouldn't it be great if they put the Air CPU
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inside a computer with a nice large battery
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and a retina screen and everything,
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and that's exactly what they did.
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And that's kinda why I'm putting my money where my mouth is
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and actually ordering this computer,
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'cause I think it's gonna be amazing
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for my actual preferences right now.
02:13:42
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However, the rest of the event,
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It's a mixed bag.
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We didn't even talk about the keyboard.
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According to most of the reviewers,
02:13:51
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it seems like this keyboard feels very similar
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to the MacBook One keyboard, and that is not good.
02:13:57
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- Yeah, I was gonna say earlier,
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you said you ordered this one
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because it solved all the problems,
02:14:00
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but isn't one of the reasons that you hated the MacBook One
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was the terrible keyboard,
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and now you just ordered a computer
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with the slightly improved version of the same keyboard.
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- Yes, and I'm gonna have to see if that works for me.
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I hope it does.
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It might not.
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Do we know when these new ones are gonna be in stores?
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Are they today?
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- The MacBook Escape is gonna be available,
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I think tomorrow or early next week.
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It's in the next few days for the MacBook Escape.
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And then the MacBook with touch bars.
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I don't think there is a clear in-store date on those,
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but I think it's going to be probably
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two or three weeks at least.
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- But to be clear, I'm not talking about to purchase.
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I'm talking about to take it for a test drive
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in terms of the keyboard.
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- Yeah, no, I'm guessing that you're not gonna see
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before two weeks from now. My understanding, I don't think anybody, I don't think even
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the reviewers have the Touch Bar ones yet. So that, I mean, it's clear they're not
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ready yet. I mean, maybe they're hanging out with the AirPods in a warehouse somewhere,
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but they're clearly not out for showing outside of that press room today yet.
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I mean, the press got to play with them, they just might not have gotten to take one home.
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So they were there, like people could use them, you can see videos online of people
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playing with them. That's where I got to see like how really cool this, and we've
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spent so long not seeing matte monitors, you know?
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And so to see a tiny matte display
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where they match the finish to the key caps,
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it looks super cool, it looks like a future world thing.
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It also makes you wish that all the keys were tiny screens
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and then the whole keyboard is a screen,
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but we already talked about that.
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- Yeah, so it's probably gonna be great.
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But overall though, the event I think is good
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for most of the things it introduced,
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but there are a bunch of asterisks
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'cause some things did get worse and more expensive,
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and it was an incomplete update to the Mac line
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because there's a lot of things that still didn't get
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updated that desperately need them.
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And we were expecting that, of course,
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but that does color our feelings on it
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because what we've seen basically is that Apple
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might be out of the woods on the MacBook Pro,
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but we don't know if they're out of the woods
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yet on everything else.
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- Well, I mean, I don't think the iMac
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is really in a bad spot.
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Now, the other ones I will concede,
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but I think laptops look good now.
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I don't think the iMacs are bad.
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I think once the Kaby Lake or whatever it's called
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comes out, I think then we'll see the update there.
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The Mini and the Pro obviously are total dumpster fire,
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but I mean, the main desktop line
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and the main laptop line are both looking good,
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and that's not a bad place to be.
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Jon, what did you think of the event?
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- So I think all the computers they introduced
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are pretty good.
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Like you always have your little complaints,
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like half the time it's like the storage on the iPhones
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or whatever on this one, it's the max RAM on the thing
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and the escape key now,
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but overall these are really good machines.
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I think the important point to take away from this
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is it is now safe to recommend people
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to buy MacBook Pros again,
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whereas for a long time it wasn't.
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And now I think we all feel totally safe
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'cause all these are winners.
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All these are good computers.
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They have modernish internals,
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even if it's not Kaby Lake or whatever,
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the other models that could possibly have it, right?
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They have something cool and new and interesting,
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which is a touch bar in some models.
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Their retina, their P3, like the Thunderbolt,
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the capabilities for external displays.
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like these are good laptops.
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And you mentioned like,
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oh, they're probably out of the woods on the MacBook Pros.
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It's difficult to say on those types of things
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because it's like, yes,
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so now finally they're recommendable models.
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They are Macs to be proud of.
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They're Macs that Apple can be proud of selling
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that the people who buy them
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are gonna have good experiences.
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Even if like, oh, I miss MagSafe
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and I wish I had an SD card slot or whatever,
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like these are good laptops.
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But just like the Mac Pro,
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you're not really out of the woods with one data point.
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You have to show that it's not gonna be
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another year and a half,
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and we're not gonna have to wait
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for three more generations of Intel CPUs
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for the 15-inch to get upgraded to the new architecture.
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That's what you have to show.
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You have to restore faith,
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you really have to show consistency.
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So good, we have ended the drought,
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but it's like we don't trust
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that this is going to be an ongoing concern
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until you show me, all right, update them to Kaby Lake.
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Update them to whatever lake is after that.
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I forget what the hell the Intel,
02:18:12
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like, are you gonna update this regularly now?
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'Cause that's what we want as Mac fans and enthusiasts
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and buyers of like really expensive machines
02:18:21
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with high margins, right?
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We want to show, we want to see that Apple cares
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about our concerns.
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So good, you did that for these ones,
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but I'm still kind of like cautiously looking at it.
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And a lot of the event for the things that we knew weren't going to be there,
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you're still grumpy about not being there. You mentioned all those things.
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Like the ones they introduced, that's not the problem.
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Those are cool machines. It's the ones they didn't introduce,
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even though we knew we weren't going to introduce them,
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we can still be cranky about it.
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And the ones that they're still selling on modified because I feel like Apple's
02:18:49
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laptop line is now still filled with some machines that
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seem kind of creaky and old. Not that they're bad machines,
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not like the Mac pro, you know, like the 13 inch non-retina air,
02:19:01
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It's not a bad machine, but I feel like it is a
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increasingly worse value proposition as
02:19:06
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Other things get better same thing with the iMac 5k Mac. I think is a great computer
02:19:11
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But suddenly it looks slightly worse when I see the 15 inch Pro which has a cool touch bar and has the Thunderbolt 3 things
02:19:17
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And I look at the 5k Mac
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You look slightly less amazing to me now which is as it should be every time you make a new computer your older ones that you
02:19:25
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Haven't updated in a while look a little bit worse
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But now it's filled with the fear of like and will they update the iMac to have
02:19:30
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Thunderbolt 3 ports in the back and will they update the iMac to have Kaby Lake and a better GPU like this this fear involved in
02:19:36
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Everything it's like we don't just trust like yeah
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Well, you know the iMac was updated before and now the MacBook Pros are at the head of the pack
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The old way was like yep
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The MacBook Pros are the kings now, but soon the iMac will get its update and then it will leap ahead
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And we'll just go on you know leapfrog each other and you know sometimes
02:19:49
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It's cool, and they all update at the same time when we get excited, but otherwise we just expect this cadence and now with this
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really long delay between things.
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It's almost as if by introducing the new cool MacBook Pros,
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it has made us feel worse about the rest of their line
02:20:05
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that wasn't updated than we did before.
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So it is a mixed bag.
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And I have to say, honestly, finally to cap us off,
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the Surface Studio event really did affect
02:20:15
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how this felt to me, right?
02:20:17
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Which is a rare thing that happens at a Microsoft event
02:20:21
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and a Microsoft product colors how I view Apple's things,
02:20:24
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But it just did, and we'll save this for a future show to dwell more on the Surface Studio,
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the product whose name I can't remember and keep messing up when I try to say.
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That did color how I look at this, and that has good and bad aspects, but it means that I
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don't have the same unbridled—for all these reasons, I don't have the same unbridled
02:20:45
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enthusiasm for the new products as I used to, even though I think they're really cool, and like I
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said, even though I'm actually going to be getting one of these at work, which I am kind of excited
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Now the show is over, they didn't even mean to begin, 'cause it was accidental.
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Oh, it was accidental.
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him, 'cause it was accidental.
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It was accidental.
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02:22:02
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- I really do wanna go to the store
02:22:04
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and try out one of these keyboards,
02:22:06
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'cause it's funny, I don't have the unbridled hatred
02:22:11
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of the MacBook One keyboard that Marco seems to,
02:22:14
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but I definitely agree that it leaves me wanting.
02:22:18
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But as I've said numerous times,
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I freaking love the Magic Keyboard,
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which is not that far away from the MacBook One keyboard.
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So I'm curious, once I try these new machines,
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will I find them to be more MacBook One
02:22:33
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or more Magic Keyboard?
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And to Marco's point earlier,
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everyone that's reviewing them is saying,
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"Well, it's more MacBook One than Magic."
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But I don't know, I'm curious, I'm curious to try it.
02:22:44
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- It was interesting too, like in the
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Johnny Ive explanation video, that they really hammered
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on the fact that this was the second generation
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butterfly key switch, like they really made it very clear
02:22:55
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this is not the same keyboard, this is an improved keyboard.
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Which I thought was kind of a tacit acknowledgement
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of like, yeah, that first one wasn't very good,
02:23:01
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or was at least controversial.
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So they really want us to know that this is new and improved.
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We'll see if it actually is.
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thinking about this theoretical product, the more I think about it, the more ridiculous
02:23:13
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it seems in my mind. The idea, because you mentioned you really like the new Magic Keyboard
02:23:17
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and you know, I don't like the fact that it's all squished up there, but the key presses
02:23:21
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I might like. I don't even know if I actually tried one. Anyway, Touch Bar. A Touch Bar
02:23:25
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on a Magic Keyboard, like a Magic Keyboard, you know, plug-in or otherwise, or with a
02:23:29
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battery. Just start to think about that product and how absurd it is. It is basically an old
02:23:37
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iPad with a really skinny screen and a physical keyboard welded to it.
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I want a thing that I touch down here that has a screen, but mostly it's a keyboard,
02:23:48
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but it's also a screen with a little computer running it.
02:23:52
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How does that tension resolve itself between these two things?
02:23:54
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The keys, by the way, are getting thinner and smaller and traveling less and less.
02:23:58
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It's just so weird.
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Anyway, I would like one of those.
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Of course, I would want the extended one.
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an Apple extended keyboard,
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an aluminum Apple extended keyboard
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with full-size touch bar separated from the number things.
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I'm willing to give up all this desk space,
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all this precious desk space
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that apparently they think I'm filling my desk
02:24:16
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with coffee cups or something
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and I don't have, five millimeters to spare.
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That would be a cool product,
02:24:21
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but man, would that be a weird product.
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'Cause it's like an iPad with a tiny screen
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with a keyboard attached.
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What the hell is that?
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I don't even know.
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It's definitely, but like I said,
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It is definitely a transitional fossil.
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It is not the end evolution of anything.
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- So out of curiosity,
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do you use your 10 key numeric keys that often?
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- Mostly to enter RSA token values,
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but yeah, I do use it for that.
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And if you want, oh, RSA, oh, RSA.
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Every time I use it to factor into a production machine,
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that number is burned.
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So even though I open up another tab
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or another window immediately,
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Gotta wait for a new number.
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And type in a new one.
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- Delightful.
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- And I do use, I would sacrifice it though,
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if you're asking, like I would chop off that thing.
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I want home and end and page up and page down and arrows.
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I will not give them up,
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but I would sacrifice the numpad if I could.
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- Well, any Apple keyboard I've ever seen,
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you either give up the home and page up, et cetera,
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with the 10 keys.
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- I mean, that's, I mean, teach their own.
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I would, I guess in a perfect world,
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I wouldn't mind having them,
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but I absolutely would prefer a wireless keyboard,
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except maybe with the mini iPad on it.
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But I'd prefer a wireless keyboard
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and I can certainly live without
02:25:41
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all of those keys personally, but that's just me.
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- I would plug it in.
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I still use wired everything and like it's a desktop.
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Like I can find a place to-
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- Well, you still have that barbaric mouse, don't you?
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- I can find, yeah.
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- Wait, you use a wired mouse?
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- Yeah, remember he uses that like $10 piece of junk.
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- I do, I have a mouse problem.
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I've had a mouse problem for a long time and it's not the wire
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It's the fact that I can't find a mouse made in this decade that I like and so I keep using this ancient
02:26:08
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I have one at home and one at work this ancient mouse that is not a good mouse
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And one of them died and I had to buy one new one on eBay and now
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Like I really need to find a mouse that I like and I don't have anything against wireless
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Although I would find the battery charging and I would be probably be fine with it
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Although I still I don't know like for gaming and everything
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I was looking at some aftermarket PlayStation 4 controllers, and they were wired. I was like you know what I'm on board with that
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I like the psychological advantage of not not having to think about the Wi-Fi signaling process adding latency to my
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Crappy game reflexes. I need all the help I can get just connect it with the wire
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I'm sitting in front of the thing anyway like anyway
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For mouse and keyboard both the wires are routed in such a way that the fact that they're wired does not enter into
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You know my mind. I don't see them. They don't bother me. They're all managed. Well. It's fine
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We talked about your ridiculous mice in episode
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132 they're not ridiculous. They're fine. They're just really really really old and and you know I don't know
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I just it's difficult with mice because what do you do buy and return them buy and return them and just like go to a
02:27:15
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Store and hold a bunch of in your hand try to guess which ones you like I tried that I'd bought a bunch of new
02:27:19
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Ones and I was I was wrong that I gave them all like several weeks
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I was like no I go back to the old one
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I still say it's because of the stupid original Mac mouse that I learned a mouse on and now
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I just keep looking for other mice with straight vertical sides without buttons all over them.
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I mean the Magic Mouse is pretty good.
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No, the Magic Mouse.
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I am a die-hard Magic Mouse user and it's terrible.
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It's way too flat.
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Way, way, way too flat.
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It's not terrible if you like a mouse.
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You just hold it differently.
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If you're the type of person who rests your hand on a mouse, like if you learned, maybe
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if you learned like the iMac generation with the stupid puck which kind of made you like
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because you couldn't grab the sides but I'm a side grabber. I hold the mouse
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on the side. No, I'm the same way. I got my thumb and my ring finger hold the mouse and
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so my hand floats very far above it. It's the same here but the nice thing is
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there like a lot of modern mice that are not the magic mouse are super bulbous
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and so even though there's like it's I'm looking at the way I'm holding my magic
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mouse right now and there's you know a mile of air between the top of the mouse
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and my palm, but on a lot of the modern mice, that will be taken up by the mouse.
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You know, so you can just flop your hand right on it, and it's in that same shape,
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but you don't have to like actually worry about holding your hand up.
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And I really miss that about the Magic Mouse, but in every other way, I think this thing is darn near perfect.
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So that's why I've put up with it since it was released.
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What about the right click and having to not have your left finger down? Doesn't that drive you mad?
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- I honestly, like I have, I mean I've been using
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Apple's mice now for probably a good six or seven years now.
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That took me about a half a day to get used to doing it
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correctly and I literally never have like a miss click,
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like where I mean to right click and I instead,
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like that never happens.
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- I don't think I'd have a miss click,
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but like because I'm so sensitive to the RSI issues,
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anything that requires me to sort of basically hold
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my muscles and tendons in static contraction
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for a brief period of time, like having anything poised
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over anything without allowing it to rest on it,
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that I'm very sensitive to those types of moves.
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So even just the briefness of like remembering to lift
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while I press down on the other one,
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it's not that I would accidentally ever trigger
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the other behavior, it's just that it is a ever so slightly
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more muscle stress inducing move than my current thing.
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And I'm not even saying how I use my current mouse is good,
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RSI-wise, it's just the way I happen to do it.
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But that definitely, like anything that requires you to hover or hold over or lift when you
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didn't have to lift before as opposed to being a more relaxed thing is difficult.
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Even if it's just a matter of like changing my habits to try to relax and do the same
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move, I found that difficult to do.
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And I'm looking at how I mouse, I realize what I also do, which is the reason a lot
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of the much more ergonomic, strictly speaking, gaming mice and everything that let you like
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put your whole hand on it.
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They're kind of shaped like if you grabbed a big blob of clay and squeezed, you know,
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where you have your whole hand on top of the thing, very large mice. The reason those don't
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agree with me is that very often I rest my palm on the mouse pad and I'm only moving
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the mouse with my thumb and my ring finger, but my palm is stationary for fine motion.
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You ever do that?
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Isn't that terrible?
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It's not really that good. It probably doesn't seem that it's good, but it has the advantage
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that I'm not holding my arm and wrist up poised over the thing. I don't know. I'm just saying
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what I do. I'm looking down at what my hand does. I do find movements sometimes without moving my
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hand. I'm only moving my fingers. And you can't do that if the mouse is so large that it expects
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your entire hand to be on it, because then how could your, how could like the, the, the ball of
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your palm or whatever be resting on the mouse? But not all the time. Like obviously when I'm mousing
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way across the screen, I'm not doing that, but my palm actually is fairly close to the mouse pad a
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lot of the time. And when I'm not moving, it goes back into rest, like on the mouse pad instead of
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on the mouse. It's... Yeah, I think I'm the same way as you. Obviously I'm not looking at
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at what you're describing, but the way you describe it,
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it sounds like the exact same way I mouse.
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- Yeah, and that's not a good fit
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for the shape of the Apple mouse.
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The Apple mouse is much better
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if you're resting your hand on it,
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kinda like you're petting a cute little white fuzzy mouse.
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It's down there.
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- I'm surprised, Marco, that for someone
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who really, really has to have an ergonomic keyboard
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that you can handle having such a woefully
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non-ergonomic mouse.
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- I mean, what it is mostly,
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I mean, mousing for whatever reason
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has not seemed to cause me problems,
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whereas having to type on a non-ergonomic keyboard,
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like one that doesn't have the split and the angle,
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that caused me problems quickly.
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One of the reasons I don't use a laptop full-time
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is because I kind of can't.
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I can use it for short periods,
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temporary things like trips and stuff, and on planes,
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but after a while, it hurts,
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and whereas regular ones don't.
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Mice, I've just always, for whatever reason,
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I've always been fine using pretty much any mouse.
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And what keeps me on the Magic Mouse,
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people who don't like the Magic Mouse
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dislike it so much that they are shocked
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when they hear somebody like a computer nerd like us
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uses one of these things.
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And the main reason I use it is
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once you get used to having inertial scrolling,
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it is really hard not to have it.
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And it's totally fine, it's great.
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- I would like those features too.
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I envy those features of the Magic Mouse.
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Not enough for me to start using it
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'cause it's too low and I hit the right-click,
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But I would like to use that.
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Whenever I'm using a Magic Mouse,
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I appreciate that feature of it,
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and I wish it was on a mouse with a shape that I liked.
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- Keep holding out, John, someday.
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- Oh, I don't have any hope of that.
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Oh, by the way, can I-- - It'll be the same event
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in which they unveil your gaming PC that will cost nothing.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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I don't know if I mentioned this on the show proper.
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Maybe I just alluded to it a few times,
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but it's worth putting in here for the faithful people
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who listen this far into the show.
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Did the show live up to the hello again hype
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that an old school Mac user like me
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received from that invitation?
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No, no, it did not, not even close.
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These are not on par with the original Mac.
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These are not on par with the iMac.
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These are not on par with the iPhone
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that had hello in the commercial.
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Hello again was inappropriate
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if your goal was not to over-hype old fogies like me.
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(phone chimes)
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Do you know, you realize during the World Series
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that this is the one time of year
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that the fewest number of baseball teams are playing
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when they're any playing at all.
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- 'Cause it's just two teams.
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- I didn't know that.
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- I mean, you do, logically speaking,
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know that when the championship is going on,
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all the teams that are no longer in the championship
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aren't playing anymore, right?
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- So, wait, so I know they play like five or seven games,
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right, it's the same two teams for all those games?
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- Oh my God. - Do they just like play
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'til somebody wins three of them or something?
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- It's the World Series, like, if there's going to be,
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think of it this way, there's a sport
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that has a bunch of teams.
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At one point, one team has to be the winner.
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You do that by process of elimination.
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- Yeah, but I just assumed that they were like,
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know, maybe four or five teams that made it into the final group of games and then they
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played the...
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- Into the World Series?
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- Yeah, I assumed it was like a small handful of teams, not just two.
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- I don't know what part of the United States you grew up on where they allowed you to get
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to adult age with knowing so little about baseball. Seems like a failure of the national
02:34:20
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- No, you know why? I grew up in Columbus, Ohio. Columbus does not have a pro team. It's
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all about Ohio State, and I don't think they do baseball. So it's a big...
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- Oh, they do baseball.
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Well, okay, but nobody cares about it.
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So it's a, sorry Columbus people,
02:34:34
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so it's a big town for college football
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and basically every other sport is kind of minimized
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in Ohio, in Columbus specifically,
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because Ohio State football is such a big deal.
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So there's really no room in people's energy
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and basketball a little bit,
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but there's really no room there culturally
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for anyone to really care that strongly about pro baseball.
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- Anyway, the World Series is two teams.
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There's two leagues, the National League and the American League.
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The number one team from the National League plays the number one team from the American
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If you win, if you are the number one team in the National or American League, that's
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called winning the pennant, and then those two teams go to the World Series.
02:35:10
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Wait, so winning the World Series is not winning a pennant?
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What do they win at the end of the World Series?
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Winning the pennant is when you, there's three bases, you hit the ball, you're like,
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it's just, jeez, like.
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Do they win a flag at the end of the World Series?
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Like, what happens?
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Like, what do they win?
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The trophy is terrible, the World Series trophy, but anyway, no.
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There's just two teams.
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is during the regular season, in any given day, many teams are playing. They're all playing
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each other to see who's win-loss record is going to be better to get into the playoffs
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and blah blah blah. But during the World Series, you're down to two teams. That's it. That's
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the— Wait, wait. Are the playoffs different? Yes.
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Can we just stop? This is— I honestly don't know. Anyway, the point is, there's actually
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less baseball on than normal. Although, I don't follow baseball either. For all I know,
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the World Series is over. Is the World Series over? In case you might know.
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No it's not. Last I heard it was either tied up or two to one.
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And is it, which game number in the seven is this?
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Oh it's two to one, you can figure it out. What?
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It was two games to one! They played three games!
02:36:10
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Oh, I thought that was the score of tonight's game that was still going,
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because baseball takes forever. I figure that was the score of the game that's
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happening right now.
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Is there a game happening right now? I don't know, I thought there was but I'm
02:36:20
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Stupidly watching the toadies. Oh my god.
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That's right. That's right.
02:36:25
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Like, blammer in the chat. "I fell asleep and just woke up to an exasperated
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Syracuse explaining baseball."
02:36:35
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Welcome to our world. Like, if I'm explaining baseball, something's gone terribly wrong.
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The president doesn't know whether the World Series is over yet. This is—everything is
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relative. You have to, like, take the entire scale and skew it way over to one end, and
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then you're into the ATP zone for sports.
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It is not today. They are playing game three on Friday. So it is tied one to one. They
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are playing game three tomorrow.
02:37:00
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So they've each won one game and they just play till somebody wins four of them, I guess?
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Right. So that's why they don't always play all seven games.
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You okay? Do you need an aspirin?
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I know. I'm good because I will see none of these games. I will know mostly not what happens
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in them except at the end. I know that it's meaningful because it hasn't happened in a
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a very long time that I guess the Cubs are in it. They're one of the two teams. So I
02:37:26
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know I know that's significant. Do you know about the goat curse? No. See all these things
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that you can know about baseball that are fun sounding? The goat curse is so ridiculous
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though. I don't know, this doesn't sound fun to me. It's not. Here's the fun part of it.
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The origin of the goat curse is from a time when you can bring your goat to the baseball
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game with you apparently. Yikes. Like go to the park, go into the stands, go find your
02:37:50
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But bring your goat because well it was like it was the 40s right it was a long very long time ago
02:37:53
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Yeah, it's a very long time ago
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But surely you can appreciate the idea of bringing your goat to the baseball game and who who are they what's the other team?
02:38:00
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That's in the series Cleveland. Oh
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Who cares about them as someone pointed out in a tweet?
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It's Sarah for a sans serif because there were logos are both sees, but one has service that was pretty magnificent
02:38:11
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I don't remember who that was so it
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I mean it's gotta be a little bit hard to be the Cleveland whatever is in this series because like
02:38:19
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Basically, nobody wants them to win like everybody wants the Cubs wings. It would be so amazing, right people in Cleveland want them to win
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Do they really but like wouldn't wouldn't even yes, they really do
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But wouldn't even they be like really really happy to see the Cubs win it
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I don't think you understand how sports works sports fandom works
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Wouldn't they be happy for the team that hadn't won in a long time? No
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Plus Cleveland already won the NBA championship
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And so if they were to win the MLB championship,
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that would be a huge big deal as well.
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So that is all the justification a Cleveland fan needs
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to be all about Cleveland and screw the Cubs.
02:38:56
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- Do people like cross sports a lot like that?
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Do they really care that things happen
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across different sports in the same city?
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Is that a thing?
02:39:04
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- Do you care if Apple releases great iPhones and Macs?
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I mean, they're two different things from the same company.
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It's a very weak analogy, but it's still the same thing.
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It's about fandom and about being proud of where you live for completely illogical reasons.
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Well, reasons that are explicable in terms of tribalism but don't make any sense.
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Anyway, whatever.
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Yes, people love it.
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They love it.
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Red Sox win, Patriots win.
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They love it.
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Can we please make an accidental sports podcast where you just explain a sport to me every
02:39:37
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I already have.
02:39:38
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The title of our sports podcast would clearly be The Blind Leading the Blind.
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That would be our sports podcast.
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We were like, "Sports?
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How do they work?"
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Although I could explain, I feel like I am a fairly big expert in tennis, so at least
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there's one sport that I understand very, very thoroughly.
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But even that, I don't understand all the particulars of the intricacies of the different
02:39:59
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kinds of, like, the mechanisms of the league.
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I just understand the game itself.
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We should do an F1 podcast.
02:40:07
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Oh, that would be good.
02:40:08
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stone yeah oh geez you know McLaren's more of a technology company actually
02:40:16
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they're more of a carbon fiber manufacturer actually McLaren's more of
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a food service company if you think about it really oh I can't believe we're
02:40:24
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still going I guess we're not now but I was surprisingly fired up after this
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thing too and I'm all worked up you should go watch some support no I don't
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- I'm doing that singular crap.
02:40:34
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- Yeah, that's bull (beep)
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Get my maths mixed up with my sport.
02:40:40
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I feel like sport should be pronounced
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like with a silent T, like spore.
02:40:44
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- Yeah, why don't you, yeah, watch your sport
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while you do some maths.
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That's just, no, stop.
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That's why their English is a rough draft.
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- So, oh, I forgot to ask, did your flippies
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or whatever lose, what happened?
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- Hokies won.
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- Oh, okay, and that's the one you were rooting for, right?
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- That's correct. - Yeah, that's, yeah, cool.
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Congratulations for something.
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Actually, it's a good season.
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We're bowl qualified now.
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Wait, for which... aren't there like ten bowls?
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There's like a hundred bowls, but you have to have six wins.
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Enough bowls to go around.
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It's like the trophies for like little kids today.
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Everyone gets a trophy and everyone gets a bowl.
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Not everyone gets to play in them though.
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But almost everyone.
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Enough so everyone feels good about themselves.