148: Your Feelings Are Real
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Was looking at something and then it jumped away. Is that the kind of experience you want to provide me?
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Paul loft said that there is actually a term just like there is for everything in business like parking lot and
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Aug or staff aug or whatever the hell we're gonna talk about for the concept. I think I described on an earlier show
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people in middle management are
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motivated to
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Make things that are bad not sound quite as bad when they talk to their boss because if you're telling your bass boss bad news
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Your boss will be like, "Well, why is this bad news happening?
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Isn't the reason we pay you to make bad things not happen?"
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And so as it goes up the management chain, say you start with the truth down at the leaf
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nodes, by the time it gets to the CEO, what is a disastrous problem doesn't sound so bad.
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And the term for that is green shifting, which is a play on red shifting, just like the galaxies
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are racing away from us and the wavelengths of light coming from stretch towards the red
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side of the visible light spectrum, so all the galaxies or stars and stuff are red shifted.
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Green shifting is how things get nicer as they go up the org chart.
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So that's a great term.
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I had not heard it before.
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But it's a real thing.
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I had not heard that either.
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I never heard it.
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You can use green shifting.
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Your org chart at home isn't quite deep enough.
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Maybe when Hopps does something terrible outside, like rolls in something gross, when you report
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it to Adam, you can say, "Oh, Hopps just got a little dirty."
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And then when Adam reports it to Tiff, she's at the top of the org chart, by the way.
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had a report that said, "Hops had fun outside," and then voila, "Hops eating cat poo had
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been green-shifted." That honestly pretty much happens like that, I think. That really
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is very plausible of a situation to happen and how it would be communicated in our household.
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All right, what did Rafael write in? Oh, this is an interesting take on something
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that we talked about last episode about, you know, what can Apple do about software quality
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and having like snow leopard releases where you just work on bugs and stuff and the concept
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of yearly releases came up.
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And what I was arguing was like, it's really arbitrary if you're a disciplined software
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organization as Apple has become in these last few years.
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All you're doing is changing the discipline from like working on something until it's
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done, but just sticking to a schedule and saying what is in and what is out for that
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schedule and anything that's out gets pushed to the next release and so on and so forth,
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and that's fine.
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And Rafael gave the example that I should have thought of that is true for a lot of
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the software we use today, instead of doing fewer releases,
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how about doing more releases, as in continuous release,
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kind of like Chrome or these other browsers
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that they call Evergreen, they're sort of like
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mandatory auto updating, and you don't really care
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what the version is, like none of us know offhand
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what Chrome version we're on, we're on whatever
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the latest is, and Chrome updates all the time,
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and it updates whenever the hell it feels like it.
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If instead of having yearly releases and saying,
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well, that's too much of a rush, make them two year,
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get rid of the whole concept of like this big important release that's worthy of a press
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release and bullet points and instead just do small incremental changes all the time.
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I think Jeff Atwood had an article about this a couple years ago called "The Infinite Version"
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but it's basically the same thing that most people are familiar with from the world of
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web browsers where version stops mattering and it's just the software exists and it continuously
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updates itself and hopefully gets better and that's a different mindset where you're making
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lots of small changes, which are easier to make, and the consequences of screwing it
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up are smaller, because then you're sure you know what it is screwed it up.
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Like if you made one small change and all of a sudden there was some huge performance
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regression and some DOM operation like happened with Chrome 43 recently, you know what change
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did that, and you can, A, you have the option of just rolling it back, because it's just
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one small change from the previous version, and B, you have a better chance of fixing
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it because you know exactly what small thing it was.
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So if you make a series of small changes over time,
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it's potentially better for your customers
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and also better for you in terms of knowing
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what you've done to screw things up.
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So I kind of like this idea
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and looking at the software that we use,
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more and more of it, I mean, just think of iOS
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where you started to do updates, apps manually,
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then they became auto updating.
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We're not quite at the infinite version
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for all software available,
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but moving away from like what I would call
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marketing releases, where the only reason
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have a big thing, it's kind of like a tradition or a holdover from when you bought things
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in cardboard boxes, and of course there had to be a big deal because you'd have to put
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a new set of cardboard boxes with new art on the cover.
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Doing yearly digital releases is really just kind of a holdover from that, and it seems
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like the trend is away from that and more towards continuous releases, and I'm intrigued
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by this idea and I like to subscribe to this newsletter.
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The upside, I said they're only doing these regular releases for marketing purposes, but
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marketing is not nothing.
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If Apple was to move to a continuous release cycle for major products, that means it gives
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up the perk of being able to make grand announcements at WWDC or at some kind of press conference
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where they invite the press out to show them something.
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You can't get that anymore.
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You don't get the big bump in the press.
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You don't get the "Apple Today" announce, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Maybe they get that less with software than hardware, but there is a downside to this.
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And part of the reason Apple keeps doing these marketing releases is because it's worth it
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to them to get the extra hype and publicity and get people excited and seem to make significant
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That's a lot of what we love about Apple.
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It's like one day they appear and they say, "Hey, we've got this great idea.
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And look at this new thing."
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And we go, "Ooh, look at the new thing."
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If we got that same thing in 700 steps, you know, instead of in one big bang, it's less
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impressive even though we end up at the same spot.
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So I think that definitely has to be a factor.
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I still think it's worth it, but that's a calculus they'd have to do internally if they
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ever wanted to move to this type of system for software release.
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And Eric Michaels-Over had some interesting thoughts on iPhone battery thinness.
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So last week we were talking about the battery case, and I of course complained, as I always
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that the iPhone battery life is not good enough.
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And one of the theories presented was
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that maybe the battery case was kind of like
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Apple filling out the market for a little more info
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on whether people really do want more battery life
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in their iPhones in order to inform future decisions
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about the iPhone designs.
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And our friend Eric Michael Zuber wrote in to point out
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that by this time, the iPhone 7 is almost certainly
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already completely done and designed.
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The new iPhone battery case is a signal
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that the battery life for the iPhone 7
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will probably be the same or worse
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than the iPhone 6 and 6s. If Apple had waited until the inevitably thinner iPhone 7 were
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released next year to introduce a battery case, the press would have jumped on them
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saying it proved battery life in the iPhone 7 to be inadequate. Now if Apple releases
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a new battery case for the iPhone 7, Apple battery cases will be old news because they
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of course just released this one for the iPhone 6. In other words, this is the first Apple
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battery case, not the last. So that's, that, all that from our friend Eric Michael Zuber,
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I think that is pretty much on point. I think he's almost certainly right that the 7 is
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almost certainly done or close enough to done that they wouldn't be making major changes
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to things like how large the battery is because that's a pretty major physical change to a
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design. I'm guessing this is maybe not quite planned out quite that well but more like
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the battery case seems like a band-aid solution. It seems like something that Apple did not
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expect maybe even one year ago to be making and releasing now but that they identified
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a problem slash opportunity and made it to address that.
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But I think he's right that they probably are not going
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to be meaningfully addressing battery life in the iPhone 7.
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And if they were, they probably wouldn't have released this
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because the iPhone 7's gonna be out in, you know,
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what, seven or eight months, nine months?
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So Apple's very patient.
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And so if they were really gonna address this problem
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in the iPhone 7 and give us a big chunk
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of battery life improvement, they probably wouldn't release
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a battery case today, or at least it would make it
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a lot less likely that they would. So I think he's right, and I think we're going to have
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to live with it. That people who want more battery power are either going to go to the
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plus or just use external battery cases or battery packs.
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Lewis: This theory only works if you assume Apple is the only company in the world that
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makes iPhone accessories. Battery cases have been a thing forever. Like I said, there is
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no additional weight for Apple making a battery case that Apple is saying. They sell battery
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cases in their stores. People use them all the time. It's a thing. Apple is just making
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one of them because it finally got around to making one of them.
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Of course the iPhone 7 is going to be thinner.
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Of course it's going to be.
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That's the way it goes, right?
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And it's predicting that the battery life will be similar.
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Well, it's been similar for many years now, so that's not a big surprise either.
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I just don't make the leap all the way to therefore releasing this early is a way to
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avoid appearing to say that the iPhone 7 doesn't have good battery life.
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It's going to have the same as the 6 and the 6s within a small margin of error, and yeah,
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going to be thinner because that's what Apple does with iPhones. I think it's just status
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quo and a lot of people are pointing out also that like saying, "Oh, Apple makes a battery
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case that will let them know more information about who buys battery cases." But if they
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sell them in their stores, they already have that information. So they could be charting
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the battery cases that they sell themselves from third parties just as well as they can
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be charting their own. So I think Apple has a pretty good feel of who wants a battery
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case and what sizes are the most popular and it just made one for the same reason.
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It makes a leather case and a silicone case and cases for your iPads and all the other
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accessories they make because it's things that people want to buy and Apple will make
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one for you and you can buy it from them.
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And their margins are probably better than anyone else's because they get good pricing
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on parts and they charge like $10 or $20 more bucks than everyone else for their little
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It is also worth considering, you know, the rumors are getting pretty strong. There's
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a lot of smoke and even some evidence now that there will be a new 4-inch iPhone design
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soon. We don't know how soon. Maybe it's in the spring, maybe it's in the fall, who
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knows. It doesn't matter that much, to be honest. But there is certainly a lot of smoke
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by these rumors, so there is very likely to be fire here. This is very likely to be a
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real thing that is happening, and it makes a lot of sense for them to make a new 4-inch
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phone. If the rumors are true, the 4-inch phone will have the approximate internals
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of the iPhone 6s. Now, if you look at any kind of battery life graph for the iPhones,
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there was actually a noticeable jump from the 5s to the 6. And we saw this for years
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beforehand with Android phones that were all bigger than all the iPhones. That when you
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make a big phone, you have room for more battery. The reason why the 6 Plus gets more battery
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life is because it has a battery that's something like 50% larger than the 6 because there's
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room for it without making it too obscenely thick or too weirdly heavy for its proportional
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And it outruns the screen. Like the screen got bigger too and the screen takes more power,
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but the more battery outruns the more screen. So the bigger you make it, the more the battery
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Exactly. So it does look very likely there will be a 4-inch phone, but if we follow that
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advantage now then backwards back to making four inch phones again a
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four inch phone with Apple's current
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priorities for thinness and and the expectation like the 5s is way thicker than the 6 and the 6 still has more battery life than
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It just because of that of you know the ratio of the volume now
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They're not going to make a new four inch phone. That's as thick as the 5s again. It would of course be thinner
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It would probably be more like the iPod touch or even not that then but because of radios
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videos, but it would probably be more like the 6s thickness, but just in a smaller body.
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That small 4-inch phone, assuming it's real and assuming it's coming out soon, and assuming
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it has the guts of a 6s, would probably get pretty mediocre battery life. Even worse than
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the 6s, I would guess.
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Well, there's a, I mean the other tool that they have at their disposal, which they've
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been leveraging, is make the stuff inside the phone take less power. So, one thing is
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obviously if they do, you know, another process shrink on the main system on a chip, that's
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savings there. The other rumor that I've been reading about, probably not for the iPhone
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7, but it's a thing to think about for the future, is moving to OLED for the screens,
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which is another power savings. And you have to think, what is left that's taking power
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in the phones? Well, there's send and receive for the cell signal, which I'm not entirely
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sure how much you can do about that, because at a certain point you have to have a signal
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of a certain strength just to talk to the towers and stuff. So there's that, there's
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the screen, and there's the increasingly small number of chips on the thing, most dominated
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by the system on a chip and maybe I guess the RAM.
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And so you get your biggest bang for the buck
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of making the screen take less power,
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making the system on a chip take less power.
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And that's what Apple has always been doing over time.
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And so that is their tool to perhaps eventually outrun
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getting thinner over time, right?
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So far they've just been kind of like on this knife's edge.
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And I think you're right that they're not gonna make
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the four inch one as big as the 5S
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and therefore it will probably get worse.
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Certainly it will get worse battery life
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than the 6, 6S size phone.
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Certainly that.
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Will it get worse than the 5S?
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Well it's gonna have a way more power efficient system
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on a chip than the 5S did.
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But then again, I don't know.
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They could underclock it.
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They have tools at their disposal
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to essentially pick the battery life.
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But I don't think it's crazy to say
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that the smaller phone is gonna get less,
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is gonna have lower battery life just in general.
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- Right, and that also, if you assume all this to be true
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that we are speculating on here,
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That also is more explanation why Apple would want to get into the battery case market now
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and kind of get prepared for it.
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And then when they release a new iPhone 6 minus or whatever, whenever they release this
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new small phone, then Apple already makes battery cases and this is a thing that you
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If you need more battery life than what we offer, it isn't a design flaw.
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You could just buy this accessory that we make for this phone that will be smart and
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right there available at launch time.
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So I think it makes a lot of sense,
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looking at the most likely reasons
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why they made this battery case.
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And as we said last week,
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and as other people have pointed out,
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and especially our friend John Gruber,
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it really is not a terrible product.
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It's just a little bit weird,
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and it's not that great to look at,
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and it has a few questionable design aspects to it,
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but the functionality of it, everyone says,
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seems to be pretty decent.
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On that note, I wanna do a quick bit of follow-up
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On my Sola memo case that I ordered during last week's show on an impulse buy, I actually
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got a chance to use it for a few days over the last week.
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And first of all, it's not MFI certified.
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So what that means is that Apple has not given it the "Made for iPhone" stamp of approval.
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It basically means that Apple has not certified it to be compatible and safe and everything
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else to use with iPhones.
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So there's some risk involved here.
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And if I were using a case every single day,
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I might reconsider using one that was not MFI certified.
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And it's weird, like the lightning connector
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on the inside that it uses to plug into the phone,
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it's obviously like not a real Apple lightning plug.
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This is obviously like a knockoff.
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In every way, it's a knockoff.
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That's one of the reasons why it is shaped
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unlike any other iPhone connector I've ever seen,
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where in the way it kind of like,
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it kind of like moves the lightning port down
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So it charges through lightning and it has no chin.
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It's the only battery case I've found that has no chin.
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Not even Apple manages to do that,
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but there's probably some good reason why
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within the MFI spec other people can't do that
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and be MFI certified.
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Probably something about how much stress it can take
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or what kind of design it has to have
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or how much thickness something has to be or something.
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Overall, it is surprisingly thin and light.
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It is not as thin as the Apple leather case or anything.
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you do notice that it does add thickness,
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but it doesn't add a lot of size.
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And so it actually feels pretty good to use.
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It does not feel intrusive in the pocket.
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It's almost like an iPhone 3G/3GS plastic.
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Feels pretty good to grip in the hand.
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It is dumb though.
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Like so, trying another battery case
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has made me now appreciate what Apple says
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when they call theirs the smart battery case.
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You know, this one, you have to turn it on
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and turn it off manually.
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It does not turn itself off when the phone reaches 100%,
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or when it's down to zero, whatever.
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It doesn't do anything smart.
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It is literally just like you manually apply power
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to your phone when you feel like it,
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and then you turn it off when you feel like
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your phone has charged enough.
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So it is dumb, it is cheap, it is not MFI certified.
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That being said, it does work, it is really small,
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and it is really light, and it feels good in the hand.
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So I think I'm gonna bring it to conferences and stuff
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for the next nine months or so until the next phone comes out,
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and asked me again how it is after WVDC.
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- Yeah, we'll check your pockets for smoke
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while you're not packing up.
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- Yeah. (laughing)
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No, I mean, the first time I charged it,
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I was intentionally doing it during a long car ride
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the other day so that I could feel if it was getting too hot,
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like I could feel it easily.
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- Yeah, this is the best place to have a fire
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as a moving car, you're right, that was a good plan.
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- Yeah, yeah, totally.
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So anyway, yeah, not terrible.
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I would say for 50 bucks, it is reasonably priced,
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And I wouldn't necessarily recommend it
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just because I'm a little scared
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that because it is not certified
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and because it is very knock-offy,
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I'm a little scared of what it might do to someone's phone,
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but I'm willing to take the risk on my own phone.
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So that's its usefulness.
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And I think I would rather carry this than the 6 Plus
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because I've determined the 6 Plus
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to be too large for me most of the time.
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I would rather carry this than the 6 Plus.
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We'll see what happens with the 7 Design.
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- And would you bring this instead of your little
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pocket thing with the little attached USB cable,
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you know, your little pocket battery thing?
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- The pocket battery thing is gonna have a much longer life
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because the pocket battery thing is gonna work
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with the iPhone 7 and this won't.
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You know, that one, and that one's also half the price
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and a little more capacity, up in 3,000 milliamp hours.
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That's the volt ready, something ultra slim,
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something something with a built-in lightning cable,
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which is awesome.
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You know, that one's 25 bucks.
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I still, I would, and that one I think is MFI certified,
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so I would definitely recommend that one
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if you're looking for one to buy.
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But if you want an actual battery case
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and not a separate thing that you have to carry around
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and occasionally plug into your phone,
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this is a decent case.
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But if you're gonna be using it that rarely,
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I might even say go with Apple just because
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it's officially supported and a little bit smarter.
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But I don't regret buying it for my very limited needs
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out of a battery case 'cause usually I don't use a case,
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a battery case, and for the few weeks a year
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that I really want one, this'll probably be fine.
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But if you're gonna use it every day,
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I would say maybe get an MFI certified one.
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- Yeah, that sounds like a smart idea.
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Do you wanna talk about how the Apple TV
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is making no money for app developers,
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like every other app store on the platforms.
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Actually, no, no, no, let me try that again.
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Would you like to talk about the challenges
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that are facing Apple TV developers?
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I'm trying to take a more positive spin on this.
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So let's talk about this.
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- This is something that, you know, in recent weeks,
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we've been very critical of some stuff Apple has done.
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I have heard all year from people calling me out
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for being too negative about Apple and everything,
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and we've gotten a little bit of that with the whole show.
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It's been a lot on me, though.
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And that's fair, 'cause I have been very negative
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about Apple, and I wanted to kind of explain
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a little bit about why.
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So this Tux Arcade article that came out
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about two weeks ago, editor's note,
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"The Popular Games in the Apple TV App Store
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"Making $100 a Day or Less, A Worrying Trend Appears."
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And the whole article is, I mean, it's pretty ranty,
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and it isn't all fair criticism,
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but there is a lot of fair criticism in it.
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And I think it's worth considering for both Apple,
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not that they will care or read it,
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but for both Apple and for Apple developers like us,
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it is worth considering some of these things
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and kind of how that relates to Apple negativity.
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And there was also a really good episode
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of Control Walt Delete, which is a podcast
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with Neil A. Patel and Walt Mossberg.
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There was an episode, I think this week,
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I'll link to it in the show,
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and it's about kind of like being disappointed
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with modern tech and kind of being burnt out
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on like where modern tech is going
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and whether we're in a slow period of true innovation.
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And so I think all this combines with what I perceive
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with Apple's current problems of just,
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there's a lot of stuff that's at a 1.0 state,
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or that's being pretty clearly neglected for a long time.
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I think what has happened is we had such massive years
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of advancement over the last decade.
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so much advancement, even the last two decades really, there's been so much advancement in
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computing, so much advancement in the web, in phones, in apps, and how we compute, what
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we compute on, all the various options we have, how good the hardware is, how good the
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software is, how good the services are. We have made tremendous strides. But I think
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over the last, I don't know, three to five years, I think we have picked so much of the
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low-hanging fruit already in technology. That yes, there are things we can keep doing to
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keep making things better and to keep uncovering new ground, but I think it's getting harder.
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And the number of asterisks that you have to accept on everything seems to be getting
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larger. Because again, we've done so much of the easy stuff already, and that's not
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to say there isn't anything left to do, but I think the gains are going to be harder
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to get. So for example, if we narrow this down, this is obviously a big sprawling feeling
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that's hard to nail down. So let me focus it down for now to the Apple product line.
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We are now at the point where the hardware is so capable that we are mostly just limited
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by like dumb physical attributes. How big are we willing to make the thing so that we
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can have a screen that's big enough to see or touch or keyboard that's big enough to
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actually use. I think what we're seeing is like once we start pushing these boundaries
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of well, what if we want to do more on our iPads? Or what if we want to make our laptops
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even smaller and even lighter? What if we want to compute on our wrist? We keep having
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to add these asterisks. Like, in order to compute on our wrist, we had to have this
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weird little computer with this weird interface on it that can do some things but is really
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slow and is kind of nice for some things but has to work over Bluetooth which is really
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unreliable and there's all this weird stuff. What we see with laptops is, oh, well, you
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wanted to push it so small and so light and so thin that now it has to be really slow
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and we have to get rid of all the ports which do occasionally come in handy and also the
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keyboard has to be this really controversial, very ultra-thin design that has a lot of problems
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for a lot of people. And with the iPad Pro, this is this amazing device for people who
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do productive work on their iPad, but it's so big that you kind of can't hold it like
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you used to hold an iPad and you might not be able to do a lot of things that other iPads
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can do very easily with it because it's so big.
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And so we're starting to hit these areas in which
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we're just hitting trade-offs left and right.
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Like everything has asterisks on it,
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everything has exceptions.
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In the olden days we would have a smaller number
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of more generalized products.
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You know, you would have a Mac.
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And whether you got like an iBook or a Power Mac G5,
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they could do roughly the same kinds of things.
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It would just like, you know, how fast do you want it,
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how much space do you need, that kind of stuff.
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Now we're getting these products that are differentiated
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not by minor spec details like that,
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but by massive differences in how they can be used,
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what they can do, what they can't do,
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or what they're really difficult to do with.
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And so it just seems like we're fragmenting everything.
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In the process we're starting a lot of things
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with weird 1.0s, we are ignoring a lot of other things
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'cause it's too much to manage.
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We're kind of ignoring the old and boring stuff.
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So there is a lot being lost here,
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and now it's to the point where people have to struggle
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to figure out how to do basic things
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on the newest hardware that we have
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that we were able to do on computers years ago
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because the newest hardware is so much better
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in certain ways that it's really compelling
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to carry or to use or whatever.
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I feel like we are now at a point where
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there are so many trade-offs being made
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to achieve what we think is next,
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to achieve where we wanna go next
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or the kind of hardware we wanna be carrying around
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using, there are so many trade-offs now that in a lot of ways a lot of things are just
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getting worse or more cumbersome or more complicated or kind of less baked.
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And we're seeing weird products like these weird laptop/tablet hybrids that are trying
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to cross these lines and kind of not doing a great job of it oftentimes.
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And I don't know, it feels like there's a lot of weirdness in the product line.
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There's a lot more saying no to things you can do
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with these products rather than like,
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as I said before, you go buy a computer
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and anything you can do in the world of computing
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you can do on a computer before.
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Now that's no longer the case.
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In the early days of smartphones,
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you go and you buy the iPhone
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and you have the best smartphone, period.
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Like that was it.
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Now it isn't so simple anymore.
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Now do you also want an iPad or not?
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Do you also want a watch or not?
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There's so much variation now
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and in some ways that's good.
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you can specialize, you can make amazing hardware
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for certain roles, but in so many other ways,
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we are forced to make all these trade-offs
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that we didn't have to make before.
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And anyway, this is all very long and rambling,
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but getting back to it, the reason why I keep
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criticizing stuff when I feel that it's warranted,
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that when I feel like it's important,
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is because this is like where I do everything.
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This is my life, this is my hobby, this is my work,
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this is my career, I do everything.
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everything I do, I do with Apple products,
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with my computer, with my phone, with all this stuff.
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When anything about them gets worse,
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or when the future of them gets called into question,
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I don't wanna go to desktop Linux or Windows.
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This is where I get my work done.
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So I get very defensive of them,
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and when I see Apple spreading themselves very thin,
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trying to do all these different things
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to try to figure out what the next version of computing is,
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so that they can dictate that and own that
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and figure that out.
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I'm sitting here with my version of computing
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that has worked great for decades
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and I get a little defensive of it.
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And I get worried when the stuff I use
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becomes less reliable or less good or stops working
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at the expense of trying to push forward
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this new world here that I think is really trying to like,
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I don't know, it's like trying to extract oil shale.
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You know, it's like we pumped all the easy oil
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back forever ago, now we have to get all this weird oil
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out of shale and stuff.
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I don't know, this is a very long and rambly argument.
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I should just cut this entire thing.
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What do you guys think?
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I mean, is there anything to what I'm saying here
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or am I just totally lost or old?
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- I think you need a new thought technology, as they say.
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Not a new one, it's a thought technology
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we all already have, it just needs to be applied
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in a new context and this is going more meta
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maybe you are, but if you ever find yourself thinking or saying a thing that you know that
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people have been thinking or saying for the entire recorded history of humanity, it doesn't mean that
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you're wrong or that you're right, but it does mean that you have to remember to sort of check
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yourself by saying, "All right, I know," just to give an example, "I know for a fact that people
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are always saying to kids these days that every generation thinks that the kids are
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like lazier than they are, right? And that when I was a kid I learned how to, you know,
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do Latin in school and the kids these days don't and whatever, like, we all know that, right? And
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so if we ever find ourselves saying, you know, "Is it true? Am I out of touch?" No, it's the
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children who are wrong. If we find ourselves saying that, it's because we know that people
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always say that. We check ourselves and say, "Okay, it doesn't mean that I'm wrong. It could be
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that the kids these days do have a problem and or whatever but I have to be really really skeptical
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when I have that feeling because there's a reason everyone always has that feeling because everyone
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gets old and they see the kids and kids do things differently than they do and they think the kids
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are lazy and and not as good as they were and should and they had it harder than the kids do
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you know what I mean like we all know that one there is an equivalent you know repeating thought
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or historical fact or sort of feeling about the world in lots of different contexts and you Marco
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I think I've hit on one of them, which is computing used to be simpler.
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We had PCs, and even in the smartphones, we had smartphones, and there was one of them,
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and it was the best one, and whatever trade-offs were inherent in that device, it didn't matter,
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because there was no other iPhone you could get, because that was the iPhone.
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And PCs were general purpose, and there was a long period of time where the PCs just got
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faster and better, and they got more memory, more CPU, more disk, and laptops got smaller,
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but not so small that they started to have size compromises, and they got faster and
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better and you know from black and white to color screens and like it was just such a
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logical normal progression and part of the reason it seemed normal was because we were
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in the age when things are changing like we were growing up during that time and anything
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that happens when you're growing up you know it's the old saying I think it's Douglas Adams
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or somebody over like whatever technology exists when you're born you think is normal
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whatever technology is invented before you're 30 you think is great and anything invented
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after you're 30 you think is an embalming unnatural abomination right so that feeling
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you're getting is totally real. But because everybody always has that feeling, every generation
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before has that feeling about everything, whether it's the automatic transmission or
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the wheel or the horseless carriage or television versus radio or radio versus going to the
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theater or the mass is not in Latin anymore or whatever it is, or the amazing variety
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of clothes that we have to choose from. When I was a boy, we just had one pair of pants
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and one shirt. Like you have to re-examine everything you're feeling about this in the
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context of your own life and your own progression through this and it's like is this just a
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natural part of getting older or is this a natural part of a market getting older because
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like some markets are mature and kind of stay the same like for example mechanical watches
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not a lot of motion there just fashion moving back and forth and some markets are much more
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dynamic like technology they're changing all the time and like I said this doesn't mean
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that you're wrong about you know Apple being in a period where they're like either overextended
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or doing weird things or making different trade-offs or perhaps not picking the best
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balance of the product line, especially as far as you're concerned or whatever.
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But it does mean that at the very least, every time you have these feelings, just like if
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you have the feeling about the kids these days, you have to examine it in that context
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And even if you're not going to examine it, at the very least voice the fact that you
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know this is a cliché and it could be that you're totally misleading yourself or whatever.
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And I think that will go a long way towards getting to the heart of what is really going
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Because the feeling is real.
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Like, the feeling is 100% real.
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But it's when you draw from that feeling to the conclusions that you have to be careful,
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especially, and I think especially, and now we're getting back to specifics more, when
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in the case of Apple, you find your way through a series of logical leaps to some sort of
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maliciousness or bad motivation, whether it be greed or carelessness or, you know, whatever
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Because most of the time, as we all know, it's very easy to jump to conclusions about
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maliciousness when really it's just an unfortunate series of events or a product that's not actually
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made for you or you don't have all the information available or all those other explanations
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because in the grand scheme of things, Apple is not a super evil company.
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And it's true that you can have a company full of really good people that nevertheless
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does things that are bad.
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But we all know Apple well enough that I really have a hard time believing the most craven
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theories about why Apple does anything, especially without any actual evidence other than it
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seems like this is the type of thing they would do because I'm mad about the fact that
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the product lines are changing.
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And getting even more specific, I think with the trade-offs and the products, I think it's
00:34:36
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just a natural diversification of this type of product line.
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If you just look at any other business where you start off with something simple, even
00:34:42
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just the Model T that comes in one color, and look at the variety of crazy things we
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have now. Did you see the, what was it, the, not the M6, the 6, the X6M, it's the M version
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of the stupid XBMW. What is that called? Yeah, the X6M. It's like 0 to 60 in three seconds.
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It's like a, it's like an SUV that's as fast as, as, it just doesn't make any sense as
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a car. Like, they make completely nonsensical things, and it's like, oh, I liked it better
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when we just had the Model T, and that was the card you could get. You can get a Panamera,
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You can get that--
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I still don't know the name of the car-- the X6M.
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You can get a Miata with a Fiat body on it.
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I mean, you can get all manner of crazy things in cars.
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And it's like, it was much simpler when it was just
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like one or two cars.
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It was, but this is not how the market goes.
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And now it's like, now I have to pick which
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trade-offs do I want.
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Do I want a minivan or do I have to get this car, but I
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can't fit as many kids in it.
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But then this has seats, but they're small back seats.
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But it doesn't go as fast as this car.
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It's like, yeah, that's just the natural
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progression of any market.
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It's going to spread like that.
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And it may be uncomfortable, because we were used to,
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especially, like I said, a weird period of time
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when we grew up there in computers
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that when they were basically the same
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but better every year, it was just such a clean win.
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It would be nice if things continued that way,
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nice in terms of our comfort,
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but probably not the right thing to do for the market.
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Anyway, this is not, like I said,
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this is not to dismiss all of your criticisms
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'cause I have criticisms about the tool, we all do,
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only to make a comment on how I think we all have to look
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at the things that are legitimately upsetting us
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about the technology, in the grand scheme of things,
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who cares, right?
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But the technology products that we're thinking about
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and buying, like you said, because you use them
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for your work and it does have an effect on you,
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an actual real effect, it's not all academic.
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- And there's nowhere else to go, like--
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- Well, you don't know that because you just don't even try
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that, for all you know, Android can be awesome.
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- Well, I'm thinking more on the desktop, like--
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- Well, you could be right there, maybe Linux,
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I can't even say it, all right?
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- Windows 10, Windows 10 might be good.
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Casey likes other Windows, you can put them
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on the side of the screen if you don't know
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how to manage Windows.
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- No, I mean, I think, first of all, I think you're right.
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I mean, this is why everyone loves you,
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because you're able to see through all of our emotions
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and BS arguments and call it what it is.
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So I think you're right.
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- Emotions are real.
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Going back, this whole show is just a series
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of erotic references and Simpsons references
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that you don't get.
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Emotions are real.
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Like, it's not to say that like, oh, dismiss the emotion.
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Like, those are real.
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Your feelings are real and legitimate,
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and I want to validate them, right?
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It's just, it's like, how you act on them
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and what conclusions you might draw,
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and all I'm saying is to be skeptical
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when those thoughts fall into common patterns
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that we know are kind of anti-patterns.
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Doesn't mean that you're wrong.
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It just means like, use that as a tool to turn through 'em.
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- No, I mean, that's fair.
00:37:18
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I think part of what I'm feeling is that I really do think
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Apple has more quality problems now than they used to.
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I really do think that they are spread more thin
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than they used to be, and I really do think
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that their new products are not nearly as big of hits
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or as clean of wins as their previous products.
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But I think also it's that, as you mentioned,
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it used to be so much simpler.
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For a while there, I would get excited
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about almost anything Apple did,
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because almost anything they did was potentially for me.
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Whereas now, right now everything's all hyped up
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about iPad Pro and the Apple TV,
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'cause those are the newest things.
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And the kind of products I use,
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like the biggest, most powerful, most expensive desktops
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and the biggest laptops don't get updated very frequently
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in meaningful ways.
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The Mac Pro hardly ever gets touched.
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The 15 inch MacBook Pro is actually due for an update
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pretty soon with Skylake and I'm sure they're gonna make it
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thinner and lighter and with less battery life
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and everything and that'll be fine
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and I'll probably buy one eventually.
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So the kind of products that I like
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just are kind of out of the PR cycle right now
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and the kinds of products,
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like the iPad is very frustrating to me
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because I always want to really get into the iPad
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and it just never sticks for me.
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I never can do what I need to do on it.
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And I hear other people able to incredibly,
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awesomely, freely work on their iPad Pros
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and get most of all of their work done on the iPad
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and I feel like I'm living on another planet here
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because I just can't do that
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and I'm afraid of, you know,
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that I'm being the old fogey here
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going to get overrun by all these young people using iPads and being able to, I don't know,
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glide above me with their wonderful big light aircraft carriers that are the giant iPads.
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But I think back to in college, sorry for the long, long-winded Marko episode right
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now but I'm almost done, I'm almost back to coughing, don't worry. But you know, I think
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back to a time in college, I had a professor who's still there named Gregory Caphammer
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at Allegheny College, I noticed in his office that he was using desktop Linux. And I asked
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him, like, you know, why don't you use Windows? Why are you using Linux to do all this stuff?
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You know, why are you not using Windows like the rest of the world? Wouldn't that be more
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useful? And he said, "I don't use Windows because I can't get any of my work done on
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Windows." And at the time, that seemed like the most ridiculous statement I had ever heard.
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And I thought, "Wow, what a huge nerd this guy is. Like, I can't believe, how could he
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How could he not get his, like,
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how can he get his work done on Linux?
00:39:53
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Now, looking back on it, he was totally right,
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and Linux really was the best platform
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to get all of his work done.
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And now, if I say, "What is the best platform
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"to get my work done?"
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It is very clearly Mac OS X.
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Like, no question, it's Mac OS, right?
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And the reason I don't use Windows
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and the reason I don't use Linux
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is that I could not get any of my work done
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on those platforms.
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Now, my work might change over time.
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Obviously, if I stop making iOS or Apple ecosystem apps,
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then I could probably work very well on Linux
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because then I wouldn't need Xcode.
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But the difference in, if you're using desktop Linux,
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I feel like you have some kind of ownership over that
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where because it is so open source and weird
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and fragmented, that kind of keeps it healthy.
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It's kind of like not having a monoculture as much.
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Whereas in the Apple world, one company controls
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my entire work environment, my entire work and hobby life.
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One company controls all of that, and also,
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they seem like it's no longer really top
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of their radar anymore.
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And that's a little bit scary to me.
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And so part of my reaction against everyone thinking
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they can get all their work done on the iPads
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is kind of a defensive position of like, wait a minute,
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I can't get my work done on the iPad,
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And also, all this focus on the iPad is possibly costing
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the platform that I do get my work on attention
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and maybe its future, and that feels threatening.
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And obviously that's not a good position to be in,
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to feel that way or to feel threatened by that.
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Obviously it's partially defensive and irrational
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and partially old man get off my lawn kind of stuff.
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But it is certainly a feeling
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that I think is worth recognizing.
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I don't know, what do you guys think?
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- So I think the problem that you and I have
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is that even though you said you kind of switched
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the Apple ecosystem in 2004, is that right?
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- That's right.
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- All right, so for me, it was, I believe, 2008.
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And I think the problem that you and I are wrestling with
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is that maybe less than 2004, but certainly in 2008,
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when I became an Apple user,
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things were just getting better and better
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and better and better in pretty much every measurable way.
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I'm sure if you were to go back to listen to podcasts from 2008 or 2009, we would have
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found something to complain about, because that's what nerds often do.
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But with hindsight, I feel like it's fairly clear that things were just getting so much
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better so much quicker.
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We were on this hockey stick of awesome, just going up and up and up and up.
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And I remember being very happy about Snow Leopard, and Snow Leopard came at the right
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time because I felt like that's when things were starting to get a little shaky.
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And then Snow Leopard came and, to my recollection, fixed a lot of the problems.
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And I think that this—the last year or so, maybe a little more, maybe a little less,
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is the first time that I—and I presume you, Marco—have had to deal with an apple that
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maybe isn't firing on all cylinders, or isn't doing what we want it to do, which
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comes back to what Jon was saying earlier.
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You know, maybe this isn't for us after all.
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And I think back to like the 2008 era, and I don't feel like they ever—I don't think
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at that point they really had any terribly strong competition in the mobile space.
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And I think anyone who paid even the least bit of attention would realize, wow, their
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computers are so much better than anything PC had—anything that Microsoft would have
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And it was so obvious that Apple was so much better in almost every measurable way.
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And it was funny because at the time I remember saying to friends, "You know, I hope that
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Android gets better and I hope that Windows Phone Mobile 6 Metro, whatever it was called
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>>Trevor: Pocket edition.
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I hope that takes off, because I want Apple to have competition.
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I want them to have to work for it, because I don't want them to get complacent.
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And looking back on it, I almost wonder if that wasn't what we wanted.
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Because granted, Apple shouldn't be complacent now, and perhaps isn't complacent.
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But at the time, I feel like they were so far ahead of the competition that they could
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meander their way into something awesome casually. Whereas today, I don't know if I would go
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so far as to explain—go so far as to say that they're playing catch-up, but things
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are not quite so simple anymore. And I think, Marco, you had said earlier, or one of you
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guys had said earlier, you know, Android phones are pretty darn good now. And—
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That wasn't me. Well, fair enough. So they've gotten a lot
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better anyway. And so a lot of the ways in which Apple was a clear and obvious winner, they may not
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be the clear and obvious winner anymore. And so I feel like where they used to be, they used to be
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paving the racetrack, you know, half a, half a, half the length of track ahead of all the race cars,
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now they're like yards ahead of the race cars, and I think it's starting to show. And so I think what
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we're wrestling with, and I'm hoping Jon will provide some historical context here as soon as
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as I shut up is this is the first time that you and I have seen an apple that maybe has
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sputtered a little bit.
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It may not be as bad as us three curmudgeons make it out to be, but I think we can all
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agree they're sputtering a little bit, just a little bit.
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our show. So going back to what I started out wanting to talk about with this Tuck Sharkade
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article about the Apple TV app store apparently doing pretty poorly so far. It does seem like
00:47:38
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one of the problems that Apple is facing now is that even Apple seems to be trying very
00:47:45
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hard to replicate their earlier successes and not really hitting them. And so the article
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is talking about from the point of view of developers and the app stores and saying that
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that basically that not a lot of people are having success
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in the non-iPhone and iPad app stores.
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So the watch and the Apple TV and maybe the Mac,
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I don't know if it's even talked about the Mac,
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but certainly the watch and the Apple TV,
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like the new ones.
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I would even extend that to say probably the iPad.
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I mean, we'll see, like right now the iPad Pro is out.
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It's a good time for selling decent iPad software right now
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and the iPad Pro will have momentum.
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It is a very compelling product to a lot of people,
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so it will succeed, it will have momentum,
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it'll do well in the holiday season,
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and it'll probably do well for the next year or so,
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but then what?
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'Cause we saw what happened with previous iPad software,
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which was basically, it did okay for a while,
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but then it was very hard for developers to justify
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putting a lot of time into the iPad versions of their apps.
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And there's always gonna be certain apps
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where it always makes sense.
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But I'm talking more generally, more apps,
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general purpose apps, general productivity,
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or browsing, or social, or whatever kind of apps
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that people tend to want to use
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on their modern computing devices.
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The iPad historically has been pretty far behind
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in a lot of those areas because it just hasn't been worth
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developers putting a lot of time into it.
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The sales didn't usually support it,
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while the iPhone always did very well.
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So in this article, they're basically making
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the same argument that all these new app stores
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keep coming out from Apple, and Apple keeps wanting
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developers to make all this great stuff
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for these new devices and new platforms,
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but it doesn't seem to be working very well.
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It doesn't seem like it's worth developers' time
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to put much into those things.
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And that's a shame, because these are platforms
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that have incredible potential if it's realized,
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but it's just not, this article's citing
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very, very low sales figures for these apps.
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I could just tell, just anecdotally talking
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to my developer friends and seeing my own numbers
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from the watch and stuff, it really does seem like developing for the watch or the TV at
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this point is probably not a great use of limited amounts of time. And, you know, developing
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just for the iPhone is probably a pretty safe bet for most apps, unless they really need
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like a big canvas or they really need a TV version or something. But, you know, it seems
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like Apple had this great success with the iPhone. And everything they've done since
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then has been trying to recreate that kind of success.
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Maybe, I mean, obviously the cell phone market is very different with things like, you know,
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subsidies and just the pocketability and everything.
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They're never going to exactly reproduce the iPhone success.
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But they at least want to get, like, I don't know, in the ballpark with an order of magnitude
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maybe and I don't, I think they're having trouble replicating their own success.
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And from the angle of developers, like what this is talking about, I think one of the
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problems here is that Apple, with the success of the iPhone, and with the early success
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of the iPad, although not the latest success, but with the success of those two platforms
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and mostly the iPhone, Apple developed this level of closed-offness and arrogance towards
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developers that, I don't know if they always had it, I wasn't an Apple developer before
00:51:10
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that point, but certainly with the App Store era here, and it seems like they have developed
00:51:19
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almost a hostility. In many ways it is hostility. In certain ways it's not. The open sourcing
00:51:25
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of Swift is solid and a really good move, but in many ways the actual experience of
00:51:31
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being an Apple developer, especially if you're reliant on the App Stores, if you're on anything
00:51:36
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but the Mac, the actual experience of being an Apple developer is pretty hostile at most
00:51:42
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times. Apple has, you know, if you look at every other company in the industry, every
00:51:47
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other company that has a platform that they need apps to be built on, they are all, with
00:51:55
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the possible exception of Amazon, because they're just horrible, but besides Amazon,
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other companies try to attract developers to their platform. They tend to make things
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nicer for developers. They tend to actively recruit developers and try really, really
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hard to get developers to their platforms. Apple tries to get developers to their platforms
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the way New York tries to get people to move here. It's like, it's just like, just barriers
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and brick walls and taxes and downsides and it's like, just, Apple basically says, "Please
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don't be a developer here." Because for the iPhone, they didn't have to go out and beg
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developers to come develop for their platform.
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Developers were knocking the door down.
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And Apple has been able to kind of be carried by that
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all this time, that attitude of like,
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of being in the maximum position of power,
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not needing to really be nice for developers
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to work with at all for the iPhone.
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But for their other platforms, they're having these problems.
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The other platforms, developers aren't knocking
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doors down. And I feel like Apple doesn't really know how to manage that situation.
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They don't even know how to attract developers who don't already want to be there. They
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certainly are not set up for it with the store or developer relations or any of these departments
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that so far have not really needed to do this, at least in the last decade. And I feel like
00:53:23
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they don't even know how to solve this problem. And part of it is not their problem at all.
00:53:27
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Part of it is a market problem of like, well, they got to, you know, get more of these devices
00:53:30
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out there and get people, you know, buy more apps on them. But a big part of it is like
00:53:35
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Apple's developer approach in general, the app stores themselves and the app store policies
00:53:42
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are all really fighting against developer adoption on these new platforms. So I feel
00:53:47
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like this is one major way in which Apple is stumbling now and I don't see an end
00:53:51
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in sight to the way they currently do developer relations and the app stores. And so therefore
00:53:57
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I don't think the Apple TV and the watch are gonna really do well app wise and I'm worried about the iPad Pro
00:54:04
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Once once the current like newness of it dies down, which is probably only gonna be in like six months
00:54:09
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You know once that dies down
00:54:10
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I worry about the the health of the software ecosystems on these platforms because it seems like Apple does not know how to manage that
00:54:17
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You feel okay about the iPad I think because like in big picture type stuff of you know
00:54:24
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Having used Apple stuff since 1984 or not use Mac stuff since 1984 and Apple Apple tools before that and everything
00:54:30
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There is an overall arc
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To this market that I talked about like that, you know personal computers became a thing in in my lifetime anyway, and
00:54:40
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for a while they had a steady stream of improvements obvious improvements to a basic form called the personal computer and
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Round about the time laptops started to become a thing that one solid form which was basically a keyboard a box and a monitor
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Plus or minus the monitor being connected to the box or whatever and just getting better every year floppy disks that yeah
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well that that sort of
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It became more diverse like the tree started to sprout branches and just it's getting more branch here as we go here
00:55:12
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So that's that's diversifying. So there is that overall arc but still within that overall arc
00:55:16
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Like you said there's the ups and downs of Apple. There's the ups and downs of the industry
00:55:20
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There's lots of other things going around if you've seen more than one of those cycles
00:55:23
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It starts to not feel as panicking and you can just say well
00:55:27
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This isn't as bad as it was when like the Mac came out and was better than every other computer in the world and nobody
00:55:33
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Certainly, they didn't have that problem with the iPhone and even the iPad to that degree
00:55:36
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But really what I think you should feel good about like for the iPad for example is
00:55:41
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we all we were tweeting recently a couple days ago about all these stories of like
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elementary school teachers in computer labs having the the
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Young kids come into computer labs and be throwing the mice around because they had no idea what they were
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Right because this is a generation of children that is brought up with phones that are like the iPhone and with tablets and
00:56:03
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Some of these kids even if there was a PC in their house with a mouse attached to it
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Have probably had never had any occasion to use it had no attraction to it
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were you know were asking to grab their parents iPhone to play games on it if they didn't have one of their own and
00:56:19
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If they were if they were lucky enough to have like a hand-me-down iPad or some kind of tablet would do stuff on that
00:56:26
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The personal computer as a thing to to the upcoming generation is I mean and any
00:56:32
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You know the mouse examples because like if they did have a PC was probably a laptop and probably had a trackpad
00:56:37
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another thing that's not a mouse so
00:56:40
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Doesn't really matter in the grand generational scheme of things
00:56:43
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if this entire generation thinks of
00:56:46
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Either doesn't think of computers or basically thinks of them as tablets
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It doesn't mean Apple's gonna win the market for tablets, but it does mean that
00:56:54
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Every every kid born into a world where they touch screens on their phones and their tablets
00:57:00
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That's how they do everything has no attachment to the PC is a thing. They're going to be you know when they're an old professor
00:57:06
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They're gonna be like why I'm professor. Why do you have this stupid tablet that you touch on your thing?
00:57:11
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Like why why don't you use VR headset and he's like I only get my work done is on this tablet
00:57:15
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And then it's like why don't we use VR headsets? But everyone else uses stupid using a tablet, right? That's a silly example
00:57:21
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I'm just picking things out of a hat that we can relate to right that
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the job of the company like long the long-term health of the company is to try to figure out what the next thing is and
00:57:30
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Be there and Apple did a pretty good job with the iPad doesn't mean Apple's going to win the future sort of you know
00:57:36
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Apple was lucky enough to both invent the future with the iPhone.
00:57:39
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You say, "Hey guys, this is what a smartphone should be like."
00:57:42
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And everyone else was like, "Oh yeah, no, you're totally right."
00:57:44
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And then here we are today.
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And they still did well.
00:57:48
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Apple essentially invented the future as we know it.
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Like, this is what a modern GUI looks like.
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We've got menus and dragon files around doing all this stuff.
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And they more or less popularized that, but didn't win that market.
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Someone else came and said, "Yeah, those are great ideas."
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Now Microsoft just said, "We'll take those and run with it."
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and we're going to do better than you in every other way,
00:58:08
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so you're going to be a footnote in that type of race.
00:58:11
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So when I think about all these markets
00:58:15
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that you're talking about for like selling apps to the iPad
00:58:17
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and how is the iPad Pro gonna do,
00:58:18
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how is the television gonna do or whatever,
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I think the most important thing is to make sure
00:58:23
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that Apple is wherever these various markets are going.
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TV attached boxes are a thing
00:58:27
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and Apple's a little behind there,
00:58:28
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but they still have to be there.
00:58:30
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Tablets are a thing mostly because Apple made them a thing,
00:58:32
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mostly because Apple made the smartphone a thing,
00:58:34
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and Apple is also there and is kind of still in the race.
00:58:37
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So I'm not as really pessimistic about all these things
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because Apple may not be the clear winner
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in all these categories,
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but it is reasonably well positioned.
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And the other thing that comes to mind historically speaking
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is whenever I hear Apple fans start to talk
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like Microsoft fans of old or think like it,
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the old Microsoft fandom, when Microsoft ruled the world
00:59:02
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and Apple was a footnote and Windows was everywhere
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and the PC was just a plain old PC
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and that would never change
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and Microsoft would live forever, right?
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There was a mindset that any market
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that Microsoft entered they would win
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and then Microsoft must enter every market.
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And that's unhealthy thinking.
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Like the iPhone is a phenomenal success.
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And then it's like, well, if Apple enters the TV market
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the assumption is A, they want it to be as successful
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as the iPhone, not monetarily, but you know,
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terms of like it is as successful of all the TV boxes, Apple makes the best one, everyone
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agrees and they sell a lot of them and they make a lot of money, you know what I mean?
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They need to be the leader in that market, be the best and then it needs to be super
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successful and it's impossible to do that but it doesn't mean Apple shouldn't be in
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those markets.
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So I think it's okay for Apple to enter a market or dip its toe in a market or noodle
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around in a market for a really long time like with the TV boxes or even tablets for
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for that matter, because it's important for them
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to be there, to figure out what that's about,
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and to try to improve and try to be well positioned
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if and when something takes off,
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which is why Apple also has to do a VR thing,
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maybe while they're making a car.
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But I don't get bent out of shape thinking about
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it's a real problem if people don't make lots of watch apps.
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Maybe watch apps, as they're currently conceptualized,
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are not even worth doing, in which case it would,
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like, what are you winning?
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It's like a Pyrrhic victory.
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You're on the top of a little tiny hill.
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Like, we are the king of watch apps.
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like no one cares about watch apps, it's not important, it's a waste of time, don't try
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to force it, allow the markets to be what they're going to be, and in particular for
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the TV apps, what I think about is, is that a place where people make software and sell
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it for money?
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That's a model that has worked on the App Store and on the PC before, but on television,
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I think of all the apps that I use and it's like, I pay money to Netflix, and Netflix
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needs to have an Apple TV app, but I don't pay money for the Netflix app, I pay money
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to HBO and HBO needs to have an Apple TV app but I don't pay money for the HBO.
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Like, you know what I mean?
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It's like a value add or something that just has to be there, but it's not a situation
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in which someone writes software and sells it to me for money.
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It is merely just a way to receive the content that I pay a subscription for.
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You know what I mean?
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That is kind of how every game console works, though.
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Well, you know.
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Why am I telling you this?
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Does Apple have to try to compete with game consoles?
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Like they're figuring that out.
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"Is this the future of gaming or is it not the future of gaming?"
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If it is, Apple is reasonably positioned.
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If it's not, if you can't, you know, if traditional console model still has legs and Apple doesn't
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want to compete there, and why would Apple want to compete there?
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That is an old model that works, but it is certainly not like the future, right?
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So anyway, I think I'm just more chill about these things in that I don't see every move
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that Apple makes into a new market as like a desperate ploy and that I must be down on
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if it's not successful because almost nothing is going to be as successful as the iPhone.
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Almost nothing is going to be as successful as the PC, conceptually, not the Mac specifically.
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But the PC was an amazing success.
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Apple did not share in most of that success.
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But how often do you get those things?
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You got the PC, you've got the automobile, you've got movable type, you've got the wheel,
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you've got the smartphone.
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Like we don't know what the next one of those things is going to be.
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Tablets could just be an extension of the smartphone.
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Maybe VR is the next one, maybe it's not.
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I don't know, but I'm fine with Apple making a TV box that hopefully is a decent TV box.
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I would have been fine with them making a DVR, but they never did because they don't
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I think you just have to kind of...
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What I'm fighting against is the expectation that used to be around Microsoft, that whatever
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they did, they had to be the winner and it had to be awesome and it had to be great,
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like the Steve Ballmer go-go-go type thing.
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Microsoft found the limits of that.
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Microsoft found that eventually not only is this next thing not going to be the next big
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like pen computing for Windows or whatever the hell they were doing.
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Not only are we not going to be speaking to our computers as the main form of input in
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2001, as Bill Gates might have been surmising at some point in the past, not only will,
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you know, whatever Microsoft thinks, like the Xbox, be like the future of entertainment,
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although that was pretty successful as far as those things, but there will be a big thing.
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Microsoft will be in it, smartphones, and it will lose.
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It will lose big.
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It will have been there before everybody else,
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and it will not only not win,
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but it will just be like a footnote,
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like Windows phone, right?
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And that's what comes from expecting
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every single thing you do to like,
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we're gonna dominate them,
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because you start to believe you're on hype.
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You start to believe all Microsoft does do
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is introduce a product in this category,
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and we will be dominant and we will win.
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And if we make up a new category,
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like computing with a pen,
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that will be the next big thing,
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'cause our CEO says it is.
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And when it's not, we'll keep making a new version
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a new version and a new version and we'll be like, "I don't understand what's going
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on here," and then someone else will come out with, you know, the iPhone or whatever
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and make us all look foolish.
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And so, I don't know.
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I don't know what's going inside Apple, but from the outside, I'm much more content to
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let these things sort of sort themselves, minus the stuff you were talking about with
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- Do we have any other thoughts on this,
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or do we wanna take this to a slightly happier place?
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- I have a lot of thoughts on it,
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but I mean, you broke the topic,
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but we'll save it for follow-up.
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Maybe we'll get feedback from people about it later.
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- I think what's tough about it is
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is that, like Marco has said,
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we've seen some feedback lately,
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especially about how negative we've all been.
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And it's a tough thing, right?
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Because maybe we have been a little too negative,
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But we want to call it like we see it, and right now, this is how we see it.
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And I think I probably speak for Marco, but I certainly speak for myself.
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I intend to try to find the more positive side of things going forward, but we also
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don't want to not say what we think.
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And if it becomes a bear to listen to, then I'm sorry, I genuinely am, but this is what
01:07:34
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And you know what I think about the Swift open source thing?
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The more I see of it, the more I like it.
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Nice try, nice transition there.
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Now, before we even get off that, I just want to say, like, it's not a choice between, like,
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you know, because I, every time I get that feedback, I assume it's not about me, because
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I'd say, I think I'm not too negative.
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So however you'll be the one person who will boldly say, if you were sending an email and
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saying too negative and you mean me, I disagree because I think I'm exactly the amount of
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negative I normally am.
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And again, I also had a podcast called Hypercritical, so maybe I'm holding myself to a slightly
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different standard.
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But I think the issue is, the trap is basically, it's not a choice between, "Well, do I not
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get to say what I feel?
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I'm just being honest," or whatever.
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It's all about, like I said at the beginning of this whole thing, it's all about an examination
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of your feelings are real, and you have to examine them and examine them with the lens
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of like, could there be other really common reasons that I'm feeling the things I'm feeling
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about this particular thing that are not explained by the conclusions I would like to leap to because
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I'm defensive or upset or I have just turned 30 and the world is passing me by as children swipe
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their fingers on their iPad screens and I need to use a mouse or whatever, you know what I mean?
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Like, it's, I think most of that feedback is legit and it's a signal for all of us, yes, even me,
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to just take a closer look at where these feelings are coming from.
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And I think because we've been super negative before, it's mostly just about,
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"I feel bad and therefore I come to this conclusion." Now some of it, granted, some of it
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is people who just don't want to hear anything bad about Apple, but they have their own things.
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Like, "Why are you so upset when anyone says anything bad about Apple, especially people
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who love Apple?" Like, that's a separate issue. But there's enough of it. And this is true of
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anything that you're critical of, whether it's Star Wars or Apple or any other thing.
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It behooves all of us to make sure we are not being a cliché and to not react to complaints
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of negativity immediately by thinking that now you're just telling me I can't tell you
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what my real feelings are and I just want to be honest.
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I'm just saying the truth.
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I'm just saying the real thing.
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Just to be self-critical.
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greatest hypercritical of all is I can't do the Whitney Houston transition, someone else
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can figure it out. But yeah, being self-critical is perhaps the most important place of criticism,
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and I think it's worthwhile for all of us to do that. And I think we try to do that to each other,
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whichever one of us is in the crankiest mood. Hopefully the other two help try to think about
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other ways that could be explained. And so I think that's an ongoing thing, and I think we'll all
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try to do better in the new year.
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- Yep, absolutely.
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So, Swift open source.
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We've talked about this some,
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and unfortunately the show notes are, I think,
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some of the things we've talked about
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and some of the things we haven't.
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But I'm still stunned and extremely pleased
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with pretty much everything associated
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with this entire endeavor.
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I cannot, I just can't believe
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that this is really what Apple is doing.
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And just this week, Craig Federighi was on the talk show, which I thought was awesome.
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And there was some other guy on it too, other than John Gruber.
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I don't know who he was, but he was all right.
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But Federighi was great.
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And I thought it was a really candid conversation.
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It didn't feel to me like it was all just BS marketing speak.
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This is not unlike the conversation that Gruber had with Phil Schiller at WWDC.
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I thought it was really great.
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I think what they've done there is great.
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Chris Latner, if you ever want to come on the show, let us know.
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All this open sourcing with Swift and the way it's being handled and how receptive they've
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been to additions from the community, like Erica's—how do you pronounce her last name?
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Erica Seydin?
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She had pitched getting rid of increment and decrement operators, and that apparently is
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going to be a thing.
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No, she did the four loops.
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Sorry, my bad.
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She did the classic four loops.
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Sorry, my apologies.
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apologies. But that's—so now they're gone. And I just think that's phenomenally
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awesome. And I really genuinely commend Apple for pretty much everything that they've
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been doing around this space. I don't know. What do you guys think?
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Yeah, the stuff I have in for Swift stuff is basically left over from the first time
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we discussed it, but it's small tidbits that I thought were fun. First one was a tweet
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from Chris Latner from a little while back. It says, "Swift's comments and test suite
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are on track to be one of the most correctly spelled and best-indented ones in the industry."
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And this maybe this makes no sense
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but it's a comment like when you have an open source project and you put it out there and there's a lot of excitement about
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It as there is about Swift and there's a lot of people who want to do things
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The easiest thing to do is sort of bike shedding or whatever to say
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I'm just gonna go in there and fix typos and I'm gonna
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Reindent this because the spacing is all messed up in this thing because it's really easy to do that
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And when you have a million people and they're just I say I just want to go in there and fix something and so I just
01:12:33
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They you know
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Fork it on github and go into the documentation and test suite and like fix the broken indenting
01:12:41
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And there's a lot of people with enthusiasm and that's how they landed and it's kind of snarky
01:12:46
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It's like on the one hand you could be saying that like oh
01:12:50
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Chris ladders being mean don't you appreciate our contributions? We're fixing your spelling and typo
01:12:56
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That's a legitimate concern, but that's not how he meant it at all as Matthew Palmer pointed out
01:13:01
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Anyone teasing people about what he calls pedantic PR as pull requests on Swift lang
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The first non Chris Latner commit was a typo fix
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And that at Chris Latin himself to clarify later slightly made another tweet that said
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Making small improvements is the one that everyone gets started. This is how open source works
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Hey, I want to help contribute to Swift
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But I am not ready to declare how the language should work because I'd have never even written anything in it
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Go fix typos go fix a dent and go fix a test suite go find a test that fails on your system and make
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so it passes on your system by adding a new conditional or improving a capability check
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or something. That's how open source works. So I think the spirit of these tweets about
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the best spelled and indented things, that's a spirit of joyfulness of, "Look at all these
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people who are contributing." Craig talked about it on the talk show. The tremendous
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activity around Swift, so much enthusiasm. Enthusiasm that had nowhere to go when Swift
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was closed source. And now that it's open source, all these people who are jazzed about Swift
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have some place to put that effort, and just having hundreds and thousands of people making
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this thing better. Like, it's just got to feel awesome for Apple. It's like, essentially,
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the magic of open source. We're getting free labor that's making things better for everybody,
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including us. And everybody's happy about it. The people who do it are happy because
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they feel like I contributed to this big thing that's important to all of us. Apple's happy
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because their stuff is getting better. It's great.
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Yeah, I've been really impressed by all of it. What else did we have in the show notes
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The license, do you want to talk at all about that, John?
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Yeah, it came up on the talk show as well.
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It's the Apache 2 license.
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I'm not a connoisseur of open source licenses,
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but it was pointed out to me one interesting thing about Apache
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2, other than the fact that it being like non-viral,
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like the GPL, and a license that is
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suitable for a commercial entity like Apple
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to use for its software so that it doesn't have to open source
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everything that it writes in Swift or whatever else.
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One particular part of it is the patent grant
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that basically makes it gives people cover to say,
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"Hey, if I use Swift for like whatever I'm doing,
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I'm making some embedded software for like,
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you know, a light switch that can,
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a wifi light switch or something,
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and I wanna use Swift to do it.
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Do I have to worry that Apple is gonna sue me
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for violating some patent or something like that?"
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And the Apache 2 license grants, you know,
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if you use the software with this license,
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what is it, you know, it's legal ease,
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but each contributor hereby grants to you a perpetual
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worldwide, non-exclusive, non-charge, royalty-free,
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irrevocable, except as stated in the section,
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patent license to make, have made, use, offer, sell,
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blah, blah, blah.
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Like everyone who contributes is basically saying,
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if you were contributing something
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and you have any patents,
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each contributor grants to you a license to those patents.
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And then there's the fun section at the end that says,
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if you institute patent litigation against any entity,
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including a cross-claim or counterclaim in a lawsuit,
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alleging that the work or a contribution incorporated within the work constitutes a direct or contributory
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patent infringement, then any patent licenses granted to you under this license shall terminate."
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So basically, if you contribute stuff and then try to sue other people, because like,
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"Hey, that's my patented work in there," then you lose all the patent protection.
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It's basically a way to try to work around our stupid patent system to make people feel
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safer about both contributing to Swift and or whatever things under the Apache license
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to using it and to dissuade people from like putting in a little patent time bomb and then
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trying to sue everybody who uses Swift because their patent thing is in there.
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I thought it was pretty clever, at least assuming that my understanding of it is remotely accurate.
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But the bottom line is that this is something that would make the Apache 2 license particularly
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appealing to Apple and make it appealing to people who want to contribute because you
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might be afraid of contributing to a project run by a company that has a million patents
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and that has litigated based on patents in the past, and Apple has.
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All right, so we did not talk about the package manager.
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Yeah, this is sort of a human interest story angle type thing.
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So I don't know much about Swift package manager, other than we will put a link to it in the
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show notes, and it's open source and you can look at it.
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But apparently one of the developers behind it is the guy who made Homebrew, which is
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a package manager, open source package manager for OS X.
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His name is Max Howell.
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And the reason this came up in our little circles is he had some snarky tweets about
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Google not hiring him.
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Like he interviewed Google and apparently Google did not want him and Max felt like
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they didn't want him for dumb reasons.
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Regardless of why Google didn't want him, they didn't and Apple hired him and used him
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to write "used him" and had him write a package manager for Swift.
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And considering he wrote homebrew, which is a pretty popular package manager for OS X,
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He probably has some significant experience writing package managers, so hopefully he
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did an even better job on the second one.
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And his complaint was basically like, they wanted me to do computer science-y stuff and
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they wouldn't hire me even though they use Homebrew in Google.
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Like, so your employees are using my software but they won't hire me because I can't do
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some weird computer science-y tree-ish thing in an interview.
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At least that's his perception of why he wasn't hired.
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And I've always thought that that type of interview, not Google specifically, because
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their hiring has changed over the years and I'm not sure what it's like these days, but
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that type of hiring thing, not the puzzle hiring, but where you interview people and
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you want them to demonstrate their knowledge of theoretical computer science concepts,
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there's value in that.
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But I feel like you have to hire based on a balance of things.
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So maybe hire some guy who is really strong academically and knows a lot of the conceptual
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stuff but has never really written a working program in his life. He's like, "Well, on
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the balance, he's not a great programmer, and maybe he doesn't even know the language
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you want him to write in, but conceptually he knows some really important and heavy-duty
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things. So that guy is the hire." The other side of that is, maybe this guy doesn't even
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have a degree. Maybe he dropped out of high school for all we know, but he's written,
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he has a history of work, of products, of actual software that people use, that maybe
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we even use that shows he knows how to create a good working product that people like. But
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he doesn't know anything about computer science theory. Maybe that guy on balance should also
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be a hire. If you just say there's a minimum bar and you gotta know this minimum theoretical
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stuff and we don't care if you have any practical skill, you'll end up with a bunch of like
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just cats wandering around in your office thinking deep thoughts and never getting anything
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done. And so I'm glad to see that Apple's hiring process recognized, you know, and obviously
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was selecting for different things.
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And I mean, really, the hiring process can possibly be like, "Homebrew.
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We've heard homebrew.
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That's pretty cool."
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And then you just make sure he's not a crazy person and that he can get along with people
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and that he's interested in doing what you want him to do, which maybe is write a package
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manager for Swift.
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And great, you're hired.
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So I think this is a win for Apple and a loss for Google.
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Not that Google necessarily needed him to write a package manager for them or something,
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but I've just always thought that their hiring is slightly unbalanced in terms of...
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And again, like, maybe their whole thing was like, it's worse for us to have a bad hire
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than to skip a good hire.
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So maybe it's working exactly as designed.
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And that there was that study or whatever that went around the web recently that like,
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one bad hire is much more costly than missing out on a good hire.
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So that could be Google's policy as well.
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So maybe everything's working out for everybody, but it just seemed like a happy ending to
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what could have been a sad story of this guy who's obviously got some skills and he found
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a good home in Apple.
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Have you had a chance to look into the Swift 3.0 goals because there's a whole I
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Guess this is a repo that is Swift evolution that talks about among other things
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What's going to be happening in Swift 3?
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Yeah, that's an ongoing thing
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There's a mailing list which I subscribe to and it's such high volume that I can't I can't keep up with it
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Like not only do I have to have it filtered somewhere
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But I tried subscribing to the digest version because I can't handle the activity
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I keep thinking it's gonna die down, but boy, yeah, they're
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3.0 the goals for the run Oh is still up in the air
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People are still thinking of things people are proposing like, you know major things right now
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like you're more significant than getting rid of classic for loops and
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You know a plus plus and minus minus much more significant
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I'm assuming most of them will not be adopted
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But the fact that that's how that's what the discussion is that these are being entertained and discussed
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It's a little bit scary and it's like haven't we nailed things down more than that by now?
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Maybe we haven't maybe this is just exuberance of activity
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But it's exciting to see it happening in real time and you can contribute to it
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If you're not a dummy like me and respond to the digest version and forget to put a subject line in so your first post to
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The manualist has no subject, but you don't do that
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Yeah, it's the worst. I
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Even have undo send on Gmail. It just took me too long to notice that the little undo thing went away
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I need a longer timer because I'm old and stupid
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But yeah, the only thing they would say were hard and fast is the things they say are out.
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Language level concurrency, not in 3.0.
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And it's good to draw that line because that's a whole can of worms.
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But minor things, you can see them happening in real time.
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Subscribe to the mailing list and just try to read the messages that come up there every
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And there's a process, there's a proposal process, there's a discussion.
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gets to contribute to the discussion.
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Effectively because if you're not going to implement the feature yourself or if Apple's
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not going to adopt it, effectively Apple is still in charge of this whole thing.
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It's not as if it's a democracy and if we all vote for some silly feature that Apple
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doesn't want, then they're not going to have it.
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But that's the nature of open source.
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If everyone in the community, literally everyone in the community, wants classic four-loops
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backs and Apple doesn't, the community can just fork it and go ahead.
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Now you're the developer of Swift.
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Develop your fork, give it a different name, go nuts.
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That's the magic of open source.
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But for now, everyone seems to be singing Kumbaya and be perfectly willing to throw
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a million proposals at Apple and discuss them at length and then just trust that Apple is
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going to pick the ones that it both thinks are useful and have reasonable support.
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And to hear more of Jon talking like this, I highly suggest that everybody listen to
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the talk show episode from this past week featuring Craig Federighi and our friend Jon
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here because honestly, like, you know, the Federighi part was big news but honestly,
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Jon, I thought your segment was really, really great. You really, really killed it, so good
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job there. And I definitely recommend for all listeners, if you're interested in hearing
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about Swift being open source, you must listen to that episode of the talk show. It is long
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but it is worth it.
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>> And it helps if you're a programmer because, yeah, sometimes I feel bad when I go off and
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Even John, at a certain point, his eyes are glazing over, but like, well, you know, it
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was an episode about Swift, so.
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Anything else about Swift open sourcing that you would like to discuss tonight, or would
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you like to hold off for another day?
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No, we'll say.
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I mean, some of the stuff is aging.
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Like, I would say if you want to still keep up on the Swift stuff, just do subscribe to
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those mailing lists.
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You know, it's the best, like, it's an insane amount of activity.
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If you have any interest at all, it might feel like, you know, drinking from a firehose.
01:24:14
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The other thing you can do is subscribe to people's blogs.
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Like Erica had a post about like,
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here are the interesting things that happened
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on the Swift Evolution mailing list this week.
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Her opinion on the, like,
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then you don't have to read a thousand messages.
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Someone smart will just pick out the things
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that were actually interesting
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and you can kind of get a summary.
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Like even, that's one of the cool features
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of the like the Perl 5 mailing list,
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which are actually surprisingly active
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given the relative popularity of Perl these days.
01:24:39
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But even that is just too much to go through
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even when it's only like 10 or 15 people
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talking back and forth with each other.
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So they would have weekly summaries.
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Here's what happened on profile porters this week.
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And just kind of a summary of everything literally
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rather than just the regular ones.
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So if you can't handle the mailing list,
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the people in the mailing list
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that are contributing the most probably have blogs,
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subscribe to their blogs and then you'll
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get a one step removed.
01:25:00
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But anyway, it's exciting times at Swift and at Apple.
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- Yeah, and bringing it back around a little bit
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to what we were saying earlier,
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as Apple is so big and so now sprawling
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and as they keep doing things that, I don't know,
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have kind of a mixed appeal to people like us,
01:25:20
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or at least me, it was like some things they do
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I'm really into, and a lot of things they do I'm really not.
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And you know, as this happens,
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and as we see them stumble here and there,
01:25:30
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and as we see things that aren't as good as they should be
01:25:33
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here and there, it is really easy to get really negative
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about this stuff, and I've been really kind of fighting that
01:25:39
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for a while and trying to figure out how to reverse that
01:25:43
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that negativity in me and in the way I feel about it,
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the way I talk about it.
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And I think one way to do it that I really want
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to focus more on is that even though the company
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is really big and they do some pretty crappy things
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here and there, in my opinion, there are areas like this,
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like areas with, like the Swift open sourcing
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that's going on now, where they really are doing
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really great things.
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And even if over time those areas that they're doing
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really great work in become a smaller proportion of the things they do, at least in the way
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that I care about them. The fact is they are still doing a lot of really good stuff like
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that. And I say this on my 5K iMac from last year that I absolutely love, using an OS that
01:26:30
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I absolutely love that I get all of my work done on and I don't want to change. So there
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There is a lot of good there, and I think the way forward in trying to mature my discussion
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about this and trying to minimize the negativity unnecessarily is really just to find the positives,
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because they are there.
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Yeah, I completely agree.
01:26:52
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One final tidbit on speaking of the positive bits about Swift.
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This is a tweet from Danny Gregg.
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It says, "He kind of loves that the Swift team referenced tweets in their source.
01:27:01
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This is the exact opposite of radar or GTFO which is from our
01:27:06
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Mike Drowitz coined that he's credited with it. Let's say one of the matches from Apple
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many years in the past and today to some degree as well is
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So you've cornered some Apple person at WWDC and you're like, oh, there's a bug in your API
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You're responsible for the whatever library
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Well when you do this with the whatever library this thing happens or whatever and Apple people would say you have to file a radar
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You can't just tell me you can't just like shout at me in the hallway and tell me that if you pass nil for this
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Parameter your crashes right you have to file a radar. That's how we track things. That's our bug tracking system
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The Swift approach to this is
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someone tweets something and
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someone on the Swift team sees the tweet and
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I guess they make the radar or they add the bug tracking issue or whatever and then when they fix it in the source code
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They reference the tweet that told them about this crasher
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So that's what they're saying Danny Greg is saying in this tweet
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They're basically like if you look at the Swift source code
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You will find links to tweets saying
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This is why we know about this bug this person tweeted this and then we went and fixed it
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Which is totally the opposite of you have to go to Apple's official bug trapper and file a radar
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It's useless even talking to me and both of them are good advice
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It's like you can't really yell at people the whole in wc and expect something you want to if you want to work you got to
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work within the system.
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But on the other hand, the Swift team is so engaged
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in the community that they're stewing in people's tweets
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about these things, and if they see a tweet that says,
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"Hey, I've got a crash or an this, whatever,"
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they will note the tweet and I guess they add it
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into their own bug tracker or whatever.
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They'll just paste the link to the tweet
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into the source code to remind them later
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to click on that link to go back to the tweet and say,
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"Oh yeah, that's the guy who said they had this thing,"
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and follow up with them or whatever.
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It is total community engagement all the way down
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to the level of referencing tweets that led to bug fixes,
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which is fascinating from the perspective of a company
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that popularized the term radar or GTFO.
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- I think we're good.
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- Thanks a lot to our three sponsors this week,
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Squarespace, MailRoute and Automattic,
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and we will see you next week.
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♪ Now the show is over ♪
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♪ They didn't even mean to begin ♪
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♪ 'Cause it was accidental ♪
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♪ Accidental ♪
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Oh it was accidental John didn't do any research
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Marco and Casey wouldn't let him Cause it was accidental
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Oh it was accidental And you can find the show notes at ATP.FM
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And if you're into Twitter You can follow them @C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-S
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So that's Casey Liss, M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M,
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Auntie Marco Armin, S-I-R-A-C, USA, Syracuse.
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It's accidental.
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It's accidental.
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They didn't mean to.
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Tech podcast so long.
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So the car's name is the X6M.
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That's too many letters.
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It's not the M6, it's not the 6M, it's the X6M,
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because the X6 is the car and this is the M version.
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Not the M Sport, but the actual M.
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So it is an M car, but it's not an M car,
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'cause the M's at the end.
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Anyway, 3.7 seconds to 60.
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3.7 seconds to 60 for basically an SUV.
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Look at this thing.
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It's like you're making a hippo dance.
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It's just, you know, it's amazing that you can do it.
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And the Car and Driver review of this,
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they had a shootout between these cars,
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like this one and whatever the Mercedes one is,
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And it was like, these cars shouldn't even exist.
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It's unholy that they're able to make it.
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It's fascinating, I guess, but no one
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should ever buy these cars.
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They make no sense.
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And it defies the laws of physics
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that you make this thing corner this flat and go this fast,
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going through slalom cones and doing handling things
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in a thing that's shaped essentially like a Jeep Cherokee
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with a little bit lower hood.
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It is-- what a world.
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And Casey probably wants one, although he
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would like the American version better, probably.
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But yeah, this car is way too good looking
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for Casey to want it.
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- No, there is nothing good looking about this car.
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- Exactly. - It's hideous.
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- I know. - Stop, no.
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This is way too ugly for me to ever drive.
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- Don't worry, it comes in white.
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- Oh my God, I hate you so much.
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Although I do love you, Jon,
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for knowing the very, very nuanced difference
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between an M Sport car and an actual M car.
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- How could I not, how could I not?
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- Well, spend enough time with us two knuckleheads
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and I don't blame you.
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And, correlated news, since we've already opened the neutral door, I drove a Tesla.
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Yes, so tell us about that.
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Dear friend of the show, _DavidSmith has quietly bought his family a Tesla Model S, a 90D.
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And he and his family visited this past weekend, very, very briefly, as they were kind of swinging
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through Richmond.
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He took me for a ride.
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And I know this is not the David Smith that I met a few years back, because we got to
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the end of my road and at the end of the road that my house is on, it tees onto a pretty
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I don't remember the exact words that were used, but something along the lines of "are
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you ready" came from Underscore's mouth.
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And you have to understand, kids, that Underscore used to drive a Corolla, and although it was
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his idea for Marco and I to join him at the two-day M driving school, I think he was the
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least aggressive of the three of us.
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Is that fair to say?
01:32:42
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next thing I know he's saying to me are you ready and
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Then he stands on the gas while making a 90-degree turn. It's not the gas. Sorry the throttle. Thank you
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Later tonight, I'm gonna tape a show off TV so I can watch it later
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God, I don't even know where to go from here. But anyway, so he took me first been
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He demonstrated autopilot, which was fascinating and petrifying
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He drove reasonably briskly, which made me so happy I cannot even begin to describe it.
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And then we got back, we went on like a literally five to ten minute loop, which involved a
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little bit of curves, a little bit of travel on a highway, and then a little bit of just
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like regular surface roads.
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And then he offered for me to drive and do basically the exact same circuit.
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First impressions, the car doesn't creep when you come off the gas.
01:33:41
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However, there's a setting to turn on creep mode, which is extremely weird.
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And I bet they don't call it that though.
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No, I believe they do.
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I think they might.
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Well, I don't know if it's creep mode.
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I see what you're saying now.
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I didn't get it at first.
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That's a good name for it though, because you really don't want that on.
01:33:59
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Right, exactly.
01:34:00
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And the funny thing was Underscore said to me, "Well, you know, this is going to be more
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like your car, which doesn't really creep when you come off the brake."
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Which in general is true.
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But my brain was in automatic mode, where if you come off the brake, you're going to
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move forward.
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And it didn't take long for me to get used to the creep not being there, but it was peculiar
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because my brain had to like balance this threshold between driving a stick and driving
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automatic, which is very peculiar.
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He spent a long time, and I'm genuinely glad he did, explaining to me how freaking weird
01:34:33
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regenerative braking is.
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And you know what?
01:34:37
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It's freaking weird.
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- That's an option too, by the way.
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You can turn off the one foot driving mode,
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but it's stupid because you're losing power,
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so don't turn it off, just get used to it.
01:34:47
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- Yeah, you can turn that down.
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- Yeah, I was about to say, just like Marco just said,
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you can also turn it down.
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I think there were three settings.
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I think it's off, medium, and high
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or something along those lines.
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- I mean, the funny thing is,
01:34:56
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it was really easy for me to drive Teslas
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because my car with the DCT doesn't creep.
01:35:02
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- Oh, that's true.
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- And it has so much engine vacuum
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when you let off the gas
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that it really pulls you back,
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almost like regenerative braking.
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So like, in the settings you were using,
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it actually feels a lot like my car.
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- That's true.
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- When you're doing that,
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you're not getting any gas back from it.
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- No. (laughing)
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- All you're doing is saving on brake wear
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on your horrendously expensive brakes.
01:35:24
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- Yeah, that's right.
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They just need to last to the end of the lease.
01:35:26
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- Oh God, what's the countdown?
01:35:28
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- I don't know, four months, something like that?
01:35:30
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- Fair enough.
01:35:31
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So we eventually take off,
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and I got halfway down my little neighborhood street,
01:35:37
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And I got going just a hint too quickly,
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so I could feel the regenerative braking.
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And it is weird, man.
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It's not that terribly dissimilar
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from driving a Wrangler at speed,
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where if you take your foot off the gas,
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you would just suddenly kind of stop.
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But the difference here again is instead of it being
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because there's so much wind resistance
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against this rolling box,
01:35:59
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in this case it's because like you were saying, John,
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you are actually recovering electricity,
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which is really cool.
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And so what ended up happening was
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didn't take me too long to, as one of you just said, drive with basically only one foot.
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And it's weird. I liked it. It was kind of a fun game. But it is weird.
01:36:18
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That being said, I eventually got onto a larger road and, you know, kind of was creeping a
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little bit. And then I stood on the accelerator, or throttle, if you will, and, by God, the
01:36:33
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The closest thing I can—the closest analogy I can make is, imagine a turbocharged car
01:36:40
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like mine, or like Marco's, where you're in a relatively low gear at reasonably quick
01:36:49
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So say I'm in, like, second gear at, like, 50 or 60 miles an hour.
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So if I stand on the gas at that point, presumably the turbo is already providing boost, and
01:36:59
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And if I stand on the gas, I'm gonna go, and I'm gonna go with quickness.
01:37:03
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Well, a relative quickness, given that I'm burning dead dinosaurs.
01:37:09
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This thing, however, felt like that from a stop.
01:37:13
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From any speed.
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From any speed, there was instant infinite power.
01:37:18
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And the 90D, as I said to Marco after I drove it, it is sufficiently fast.
01:37:25
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Now, as I also said to Marco, I'm not used to Marco being satisfied with sufficient,
01:37:31
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but it was, without question, sufficiently fast.
01:37:35
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- Told you so.
01:37:36
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- It is absolutely true.
01:37:38
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I still think you're gonna get the performance version, but it is sufficiently fast.
01:37:42
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- I actually have to decide, like, this week what I'm getting.
01:37:45
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- Oh, really?
01:37:46
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- So, I was just looking at the configuration today, like, "Mm, should I just go performance
01:37:52
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and I'm thinking, I still think probably not,
01:37:55
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but I was tempted, just to let you know,
01:37:57
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I was tempted by it.
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One thing that I learned while browsing around
01:38:02
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their forums, which, hmm.
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I've seen a lot of internet communities in my time so far,
01:38:10
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and the Tesla forums are not among the most helpful
01:38:15
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that I have seen, but one thing that I learned
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from these random strangers of very mixed credibility
01:38:26
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and relevance skills and writing skills
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on a page that loads incredibly slowly
01:38:33
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because what year is this?
01:38:35
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Anyway, on the official Tesla forums,
01:38:37
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I learned that apparently the quoted range that you get
01:38:42
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goes down pretty hard over time.
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It says you lose like three to five percent a year,
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which sounds like a lot.
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And the range upgrade to go from 85 to 90D is only 6%.
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And the difference between the non-P and the P version
01:39:01
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in battery is something like 20%.
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So it's actually, it's a pretty big difference.
01:39:07
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And so I wonder, I think maybe I really might want
01:39:11
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the maximum range and to not get the P version,
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if for no other reason, which there are other good reasons
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not to get it, but if for no other reason
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than to really maximize my initial range
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because I'm not even gonna be getting that in two years.
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But to give myself more padding on the range.
01:39:26
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- Take it to an Apple store,
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you get the battery swap for $99, right?
01:39:29
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Something like that.
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- Only in the world of lithium ion batteries
01:39:32
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that just like the ones on your phone,
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they get crappier as you use them.
01:39:35
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- It's funny you bring that up
01:39:36
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because Dave made a couple of interesting points.
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The first thing he said was,
01:39:42
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if you were going to buy one, which I'm not,
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but if you're going to buy one,
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it makes it-- - You will.
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Three years.
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- It's too much money.
01:39:49
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If it was affordable, it would have already happened.
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I would have traded in my car already.
01:39:52
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Same thing about Apple products, same thing about BMWs.
01:39:56
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I think the Tesla is slightly more expensive
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than the average car than a Mac is than the average PC.
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Thank you, John.
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In terms of absolute values, if not percentages.
01:40:06
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Let's see what happens when the Model 3 comes out.
01:40:10
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But anyway, he made an interesting point,
01:40:12
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which was the way this technology is
01:40:14
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and with the way the batteries are,
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It would probably be a pretty dumb idea to purchase one rather than lease one.
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And I've never had a lease in my life, and they seem in a lot of ways like a complete
01:40:26
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waste of money to me, but I think he's probably right in this case, that it seems like it
01:40:31
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would be silly to purchase a car where when you fill the tank, so to speak, in three or
01:40:38
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four years, you will not be able to fill it as high as you were once able to when it was
01:40:43
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the plan for the quick charge stations instead of the supercharger that they would take the
01:40:48
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battery out and give you a new one? I don't know if that's a thing anymore, but I do remember
01:40:52
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that plan. I mean, it wouldn't be a new one, it would just be a different one. Yeah, it's
01:40:55
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like getting propane cylinders at the hardware store. You might get a new one, but chances
01:41:00
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are you're getting someone's old rusty one. Yeah, I mean, because it's like, what is it?
01:41:03
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That's the majority of the cost in the car, obviously, is the big honking battery, and
01:41:06
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so there's no avoiding the fact that they're going to get old and they're going to get
01:41:09
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crappier and yeah, the lease starts to make sense in that scenario. But the problem is
01:41:13
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then when the lease is up, do you lease another one? Like they're not gonna, I guess there's
01:41:17
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gonna be a secondary market for them, but at a certain point the battery is crap. Like,
01:41:23
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you know, if, just, we haven't been around long enough, like, I guess we could find some
01:41:27
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Tesla Roadster and see like, are there Tesla Roadsters out there that just no one wants?
01:41:33
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Because it's like, it's like selling a car with a seized engine. It's like, yeah, it's
01:41:36
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It's fine, but you just need a new engine.
01:41:38
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Yeah, it's fine, but you just need
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a new $50,000 battery pack.
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- Yeah, this is not a car that I would want to own outright
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just because it is changing so much still.
01:41:48
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The Model S has only been around for what,
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three or four years, so it hasn't been that long, right?
01:41:53
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So we still don't really know what the used market is.
01:41:56
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When they guess a lease residual,
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they really are just kinda guessing it.
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So by leasing, you're putting the risk on Tesla,
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and I think for a product this young
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that's advancing so quickly,
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plus they keep advancing the features
01:42:12
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and the hardware that's available in the car.
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In six months after I get mine,
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there's gonna be some massive new feature
01:42:20
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that my car can't do that I'm gonna want.
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'Cause they make things so quickly,
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it isn't even on a yearly schedule.
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They put stuff out every four months,
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like just new features, new changes,
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and some of them are software
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that the previous cars can get,
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and some of them aren't.
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So it really is updated as often as a computer is updated,
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like with new features and new capabilities
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and new hardware.
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And so do you really wanna be using a six-year-old one?
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Like maybe not.
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If you care about all the cool new stuff they keep adding,
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I think a lease really does make a lot of sense,
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and especially for a car that's this young
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in its development cycle,
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for an industry that's this young,
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like the whole electric car industry,
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you don't know what it's gonna be like in three years,
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you don't know what the market for these cars
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will be like in three years
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easy it will be to sell one, or what long-term maintenance might cost.
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All those are still such unknowns that leasing makes a lot of sense.
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Yeah, I agree.
01:43:14
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The other interesting point that Underscore made, and I didn't know this was a thing,
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but apparently whatever flavor of battery is in the Tesla, it is understood that charging
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it only to about 80 or 90 percent—I forget exactly what it was—is better for the battery
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than charging it all the way to 100%. And so apparently what you can do is you can say
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to the car, "You know what? Generally speaking, I just charged 80%. It's not—I'm just going
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to be around town. It's fine." And then you can request or tell it to do a full max range
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charge in the instances that you're about to go on a road trip or something like that,
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which I just thought was fascinating.
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Is this the extension of the BMWs where you have settings for every possible thing? Like
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Like Tesla, it's all settings, settings all the way down.
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It's all computers and electronics.
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Like they've taken it to the final,
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like BMW sounds like they were always taking to like,
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the things you can't adjust in other cars,
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you can adjust in the BMW,
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but some things that you can't adjust at all, right?
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And Tesla's like, everything's up for grabs.
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Maybe if you want, when you turn the steering wheel to the left,
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the wheels go right, it's a setting.
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Probably not that one, but they could probably do it
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'cause it's electric power steering.
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- Yeah, it's ridiculous.
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The touchscreen in the center, visually, just the-- I mean, with the screen off, like, just
01:44:33
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visually having a 17-inch monitor in the center of the car looks ridiculous and I hate it.
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However, it did not take long for me to start to appreciate what that affords you, having
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this humongous screen in the center of the car.
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Like having a navigation screen that is mammoth.
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Being able to go to pain, like, so you can split it in half so that the thing is mounted
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and portrait orientation, but you can split it in half so you have like a top half and
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a bottom half and do two wildly different things on them.
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I thought the touchscreen was reasonably responsive.
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I didn't think it was bad.
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I thought it was aesthetically sufficient.
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I wouldn't say it looked great, but it was okay.
01:45:11
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My understanding is they recently did a "iOS 7 update" and before that it looked really
01:45:16
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dated from what I've been told.
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But this one, I mean, seemed fine.
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I still can't get over how quick it was from any speed.
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It was just instant.
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It was like getting-- it was like one of those linear induction roller coasters.
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At any speed, it was just instant power.
01:45:30
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I did briefly try the autopilot.
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Really weird.
01:45:34
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Really, really weird.
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Not bad weird, but really weird.
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David said that if you leave your hands off the wheel for an extended length of time,
01:45:43
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it gets progressively more angry about that fact.
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And I believe he said it will eventually just pull the car over and, you know, put on the
01:45:49
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the emergency flashes, assuming that you've had some sort of medical emergency or something.
01:45:54
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But it was very cool, but very, very weird.
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And it was unbelievably cool to me to see, even when I wasn't in autopilot mode, just
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because of the proximity awareness to what was going on around me, it would actually
01:46:08
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show an icon of the car in front of me on the dashboard.
01:46:12
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So not like this specific make and model of that car, but like a representative, there's
01:46:16
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a car in front of you and it's about here.
01:46:19
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Similarly, I see where you are in the lane, and so it kind of gives you a constant bird's
01:46:23
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eye view of where you are within the lane, which was very, very interesting.
01:46:29
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I thought it was extremely cool.
01:46:32
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I won't say it utterly ruined my car, but if I were to buy a car tomorrow and I could
01:46:39
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afford one of these, I would absolutely do that instead of any sort of petrol or gasoline
01:46:48
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to the point that I started to think to myself, "You know, maybe instead of getting an air and an SUV,
01:46:54
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what if we got her a Model S? It does hold more. It has that front trunk thing."
01:46:59
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Eric Meyer Got her a Model S, yeah, right.
01:47:01
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Jim Collison Oh, yeah. I floated this idea
01:47:04
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briefly. And she looked at me and was like, "Ha, not happening." But I loved it. I absolutely loved
01:47:13
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I thought it was extremely cool,
01:47:16
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and it seems clear to me that this is the future.
01:47:20
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- It's not the future, it's the present in my neighborhood.
01:47:22
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They are, I don't know if they're the most common
01:47:25
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rich person car, but they're pretty close.
01:47:26
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They're just everywhere.
01:47:28
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- Yeah, I have, for whatever it's worth,
01:47:29
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I have seen a noticeable uptick in them
01:47:32
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in just the last three months around here, too.
01:47:35
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I'm guessing going all wheel drive,
01:47:37
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whenever that was last year, whenever that was,
01:47:40
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I bet that helped them tremendously in the Northeast.
01:47:43
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Now I really am seeing them all over the place.
01:47:48
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- Yeah, I don't even know what to say.
01:47:50
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And you know what it was is,
01:47:54
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I've become very spoiled by my car,
01:47:55
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because my car, and this is not unique to BMWs,
01:47:58
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but I do think it's unique to luxury cars.
01:48:01
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It's just built well.
01:48:02
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Yes, it's had problems.
01:48:03
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Yes, it almost exploded a few weeks back.
01:48:06
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It's had its share of problems.
01:48:08
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But when it's running properly, which is more often than not,
01:48:12
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it just is so well built. It just feels so solid.
01:48:17
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It just feels right.
01:48:19
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And this car, the Tesla Model S, felt the same way.
01:48:22
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I didn't miss the sturdiness of it at all.
01:48:25
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Whereas when I drive Erin's Mazda 6, which is an
01:48:28
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absolutely great car--
01:48:29
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it's a little old now, it's a 2007--
01:48:31
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but it's a great car, and I really like her car.
01:48:34
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It's just not built the same way.
01:48:36
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It's not built as sturdy as like a German boat of a car is.
01:48:42
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And this is built just as sturdy.
01:48:45
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The iPhone app definitely has a bunch of problems, but the fact that you can do so much from
01:48:49
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the iPhone app, you can open the sunroof, you can turn on the air conditioning, you
01:48:51
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can tell it to charge, you can see what the charge is.
01:48:54
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It was incredible.
01:48:55
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When we plugged it into my house, it like sort of trickle charged for a little bit to
01:49:00
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kind of decide whether or not my electricity coming out of the house was sufficient enough
01:49:03
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to do like a full bore charge.
01:49:05
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And then it eventually ramped up to,
01:49:07
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I think it was like two amps or something like that,
01:49:09
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I forget exactly what it was,
01:49:10
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but it eventually ramped itself up to like,
01:49:11
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I'm going to charge myself as quickly as I possibly can
01:49:14
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from a traditional electrical outlet.
01:49:16
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Just everything about it was so cool and so well done,
01:49:18
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and it doesn't mean it doesn't have problems,
01:49:20
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but it was so cool and so well done
01:49:22
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and so clearly a nerd's automobile.
01:49:28
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- Yeah, I really am curious to keep talking to Underscore
01:49:30
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and seeing what he thinks long term.
01:49:33
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And one thing I heard,
01:49:35
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I talked to a friend in my neighborhood who just got one,
01:49:38
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and I think he probably has similar sensibilities
01:49:41
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as me with this sort of thing,
01:49:42
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and he said he loves it,
01:49:44
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but it is a car made by tech people,
01:49:49
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and it has bugs and software updates and stuff.
01:49:53
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And so you kinda have to,
01:49:56
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you know that you're signing yourself up for that,
01:49:57
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but that aside, it is really nice.
01:50:00
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And it comes with the upsides of that as well,
01:50:02
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you know, like the frequent updates
01:50:04
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and adding stuff after the fact.
01:50:05
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I mean, my car has gained nothing since I bought it,
01:50:08
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except for some things have started to work
01:50:10
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a little bit worse over time.
01:50:12
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But my car has not gained a single new feature
01:50:15
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since I bought it, whereas Teslas get updated over the air
01:50:18
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and they get new stuff all the time.
01:50:19
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So that's interesting.
01:50:21
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And I might not always want that.
01:50:24
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There might be some times where it drives me nuts
01:50:25
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when it doesn't do what I want
01:50:27
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or when I want to be more conservative.
01:50:30
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But I think overall, it's probably a net win.
01:50:33
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So I guess we'll see what happens.
01:50:35
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I mean, we could be looking back on this episode
01:50:38
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in three years when you have already bought one,
01:50:42
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my lease is about to end, and I'm ranting about
01:50:46
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how much I hate all these dynamic software bugs
01:50:49
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and everything.
01:50:49
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Like, we might be looking back on this and laughing.
01:50:51
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But at this moment, I think it sounds like
01:50:54
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an okay trade-off overall.
01:50:56
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And to get a car that's overall that good,
01:50:59
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I think it's worth it.
01:51:01
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One final note while I'm thinking of it,
01:51:04
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I was utterly baffled with what to do
01:51:07
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when we got back to the house and I parked the car.
01:51:09
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The gear shift is on the right hand side,
01:51:11
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it's on the column, and that was pretty self explanatory.
01:51:14
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Heck, it's a hell of a lot better than BMW automatics,
01:51:17
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not the DCTs with the automatics.
01:51:19
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- The DCTs are, believe me, even weirder.
01:51:21
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I mean, so okay, when you turn my car on,
01:51:24
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it starts in park.
01:51:25
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As far as I know, once you shift it out of park,
01:51:28
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I don't think there's a way to get it back into park
01:51:31
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without turning the car off.
01:51:32
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- There is on the automatics, I can't speak for the DCT.
01:51:34
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- There is, you're right.
01:51:35
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The DCTs are totally different for some reason.
01:51:37
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And it is so strange.
01:51:39
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I mean, the automatics are, the BMW of modern automatics
01:51:43
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are themselves incredibly unintuitive and weird
01:51:47
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and just messed up.
01:51:48
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The DCT is also just as weird, but it's all different.
01:51:53
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It's just, it's very strange.
01:51:55
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I just shift with the paddles and I don't use the stick
01:51:58
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because, unless I need to reverse,
01:51:59
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because the stick is just so strange that it's not worth it.
01:52:02
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- Yeah, so I put the car in park, that was fine.
01:52:06
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And then I look for the ignition switch,
01:52:08
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which I guess ignition in and of itself
01:52:10
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is a barbaric term now, or archaic I should say,
01:52:12
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but there wasn't one.
01:52:14
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And I just kinda was looking around confused,
01:52:17
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and I think Dave was just kind of enjoying
01:52:19
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my being perplexed.
01:52:21
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And eventually I looked at him and said,
01:52:23
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"What do I do?"
01:52:25
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He said, "Just get out."
01:52:26
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I mean, the car's always on, effectively,
01:52:28
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as long as you're sitting in the car,
01:52:29
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car's on, ready to go. So just get out. And when I lock the car, it'll kind of shut
01:52:33
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itself off. So weird. So cool. So much the future. I wants it. So yeah, if you are someone
01:52:42
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who is interested in advertising on the Accidental Tech Podcast, otherwise known as the KC Buy
01:52:46
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a Tesla Fund, please reach out to any one of us. Send us as many emails as you'd like,
01:52:52
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because I would like to have a Tesla.
01:52:53
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Yes. We're now going to have six sponsors per episode, by the way.
01:52:56
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Why is Tesla not buying ads?
01:52:58
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They don't need to.
01:52:59
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Well, they do.
01:53:00
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They do need to.
01:53:02
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So we are moving to six to 12 ads per episode.
01:53:05
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We're trying to do the math.
01:53:06
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Well, we're going to work on that.
01:53:08
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If Tesla wants to get me into one,
01:53:09
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they're going to have to buy ads.
01:53:12
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You still wouldn't buy one.
01:53:13
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You would still talk yourself out of it.
01:53:15
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Well, I don't have the house for it.
01:53:16
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I don't have the space for it.
01:53:17
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I don't have to talk myself.
01:53:19
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I don't have a burning desire for a Tesla.
01:53:21
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Like, if I had enough money for a Tesla,
01:53:23
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I would definitely be shopping for different cars.
01:53:25
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You guys have already had fancy BMWs
01:53:27
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and gotten out of your system.
01:53:29
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I would not.
01:53:30
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If you give me enough money for Marco's fancy Tesla, I would shop a different car.
01:53:34
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What would you get instead for, say, you know, 90 grand or whatever these end up being?
01:53:38
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I would look at Mercedes, BMW, Audi.
01:53:44
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I wouldn't look at Jaguar, sorry.
01:53:47
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You know, hell, I would even look at Acura.
01:53:49
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I would try and see what's out there.
01:53:52
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That's what I would consider before a Tesla.
01:53:54
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Because I'm not ready to have weird car experiments.
01:53:56
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You guys will work out the kinks.
01:53:58
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The seventh model of Tesla will let us like the iPhone when they come up to the fifth,
01:54:02
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sixth, or seventh Tesla one.
01:54:05
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Then it'll probably be right for me.
01:54:07
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Oh, goodness.
01:54:08
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Yeah, so I want it and don't ever hand me the key to your Tesla because you're never
01:54:13
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going to get it back.
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