142: Hateful Game of Frogger
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I'm running. I'm almost at the bottom of my window with slack. You know the little like the column of icons
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I'm pretty much almost full like all the different slacks. You're on. Yeah, my god. I'm in three destiny slacks alone
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Just for destiny even before you drove like podcast tech friend my work has one now
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I think my work has multiple ones are only in one of them
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Slack proliferation is a thing so you aren't in all the ones for work, but you are in multiple destiny slacks. Yep
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I'm not on all the Destiny's lacks that exist. I'm just yeah people can get their acts together with their destiny's likes
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All right, so we want to actually talk about something that's relevant tonight. Do we ever really not really what is relevant? Yeah
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Important follow-up. That's not really follow-up. I guess we could even call it follow out
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You have a new show. No we couldn't
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Yeah, yeah, I started a new developer podcast with our friend underscore David Smith
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who is the app developer and podcast indexer extraordinaire.
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He and I talked about it last summer at WBC,
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well this summer at WBC,
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talked about doing it and then just, you know,
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life got in the way for both of us
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and now we finally got it together and are doing it
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and we published our first episode today.
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So, so far it's doing well.
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Check it out, it's called Under the Radar
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and it's basically, you know,
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he had his show Developing Perspective
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and he has now basically ended it to do this.
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this is kind of the successor to that.
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I, back in the day, did build and analyze,
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and so this is kind of the combination of those two shows.
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It is kind of like the successor to build and analyze
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and developing perspective.
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It's really a developer-focused show.
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Like this show is kind of more general Apple tech world.
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That show is really developers,
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and it's limited to only 30 minutes,
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so it's a quick, you know, 30 minutes a week,
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so it's not too time-costly to subscribe,
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so go check it out.
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- That's excellent.
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- It's for developers, developers, developers.
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So at this point, it is unequivocal
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that all of us have shows on Relay FM.
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I mean, I know you had Top Four before this,
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and so this is, at what point do we join Relay?
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I mean, at this point, we're pretty much there.
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- People have asked.
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Honestly, it's worth talking about briefly
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if anybody actually cares about the answer.
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The answer basically is that we didn't start on Relay,
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and there's not really, as much as we love Relay,
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we don't really have a lot of reason to move ATP there
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because it's already going on its own,
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it's already independent, we already have our own ad sales
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and hosting and everything set up already.
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So there's just not much reason to move it in.
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But starting a new show, David and I,
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we didn't even question, of course we're gonna start
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on Relay just because, you know, there's,
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and I've talked about podcast networks before
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and I've been against them in certain ways
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and for them in certain others.
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And the reality is a podcast network is a trade-off.
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You lose control, you lose some of the money,
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and you lose some of the branding.
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But what you get is you have to do a lot less work
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to make the shows.
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And so depending on what you need the show to do
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and what your priorities are and how much time you have,
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that can determine kind of where you fall on that.
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And so for this new show, given where we were,
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we decided a network was the right move
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for our needs right now.
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- That makes sense.
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And folks at Relay are really awesome.
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And they're all good friends of ours,
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and we really enjoy them.
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So, yep, I mean, I think if ATP were to start tomorrow,
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it probably would be on relay,
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but at this point, don't fix what ain't broke.
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- All right, so now that we're done with follow out,
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asterisk not Syracuse approved, let's do some follow up.
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Somebody wrote in dusto, that's gotta be pronounced wrong
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'cause there's a fancy strike through the O.
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Masterson wrote into us-- - It's dust zero.
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- Dust zero, that's true.
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That is actually how I write zeros.
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Anyways, this individual said,
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Another thing about the Facebook app thing, it auto-plays videos in your timeline and
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even muted videos take over iOS's audio.
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This is, if you remember, because Facebook claims that "Oh, it was just an accidental
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bug that we had videos that played and never released the audio session and that's why
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we were backgrounded for forever."
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That still strikes me as a little weird and a little aggressive for them to auto-play
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But, I don't know, it seems like everyone's kind of starting to believe that this is really
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They're ineptitude and not nefarious actions. Is that what the going theory is now?
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Well the fact that they autoplay that was brought up by a couple people
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I just put this one in there because like like hey
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I didn't watch a video on the Facebook app, and it's still eating my battery
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Well, you didn't probably watch a video as in intentionally tap on a little play button
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But if you just launch Facebook apparently and scroll through your timeline
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It you know it considers it will start playing it it will grab the audio session even if I guess even if you just scroll past
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It or whatever so a lot of people are sort of
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Implicitly playing videos merely by launching the app and scrolling through a timeline which would further explain why?
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You know that this audio session bug thing is biting lots of people even people who don't have any recollection ever watching a video
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It makes sense
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All right Jeff Strobel wrote in and told us that he knows how to have spotlight index his Synology
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1815 plus which one I don't remember which one of us was talking about that because it wasn't me
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- I was, yeah, 'cause I was saying how one of the reasons
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why I like direct attached or iSCSI
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over regular network shares is that regular network shares
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don't have the spotlight integration,
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they don't have system integration,
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and I just hate how slow it is to connect to
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and browse network shares still in 2015,
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even over wired gigabit networks.
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- Fair enough, so Jeff has the appropriate commands
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that are sitting in our show notes,
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which are not helpful to the listeners,
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and reading this out will also be not helpful,
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So we will link to something, some way, somehow,
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that explains this.
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- Extax exchange question that answers this.
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I remember doing it back when the spotlight
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was first introduced, like one of the bragging rights is,
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oh, we'll even index your network.
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This was back in the AFP days.
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We'll even index your network shares.
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I don't know what the status of that is,
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like if it doesn't do it by default anymore or whatever,
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but it's bottom line is this command line tools,
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but you can force it to.
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It's the MD util command line
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and the MD import command line.
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If you just read the man pages for them,
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you can figure it out.
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to put a link to the Stack Exchange question
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in the show notes so you can follow through it
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and figure out how to enable it yourself.
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I don't know what it will be like.
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I'm not even sure how it keeps track
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of what has been updated there.
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Does it periodically rescan the whole drive?
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Anyway, maybe you just have to run it on a schedule
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to rescan the drive, but if this is something you wanna do,
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you can try it.
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- Excellent.
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All right, and Rich Knight wrote in
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to ask us some questions about Google and Stitcher.
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He says, it seems that the biggest issue that you guys
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have with these apps-- applies equally to Google and Stitcher--
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is that they re-host your files.
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That impacts your stats, and you lose control over quality,
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making changes, et cetera.
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My question is, why do they bother?
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Let's imagine Google built the exact same app
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but without re-hosting.
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If they want to inject ads at the beginning or at the end,
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they can still do it client-side.
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They could still build interesting things
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like full-text search that John had mentioned by simply
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downloading your file once to index it, it wouldn't tick off the publishers who would
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still have control over their files and download stats, bandwidth costs shift back to the publishers,
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et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. This is all good for them. So what's the big benefit
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of rehosting in the first place?
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So, this is, again, the podcast thing specifically, Google's podcast thing with Google Play Music
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they announced and Stitcher, the podcast thing, rehosting people's podcast files before serving
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them and then therefore requiring publisher approval and denying publisher stats and everything
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else. The main benefits are really, it comes down to control and consistency. If you rehost
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the files yourself as the intermediary service provider, you can first of all, you can guarantee
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that they will be there and they will load quickly. Because if you just rely, you know,
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Overcast doesn't work the way, Overcast and most podcast apps, just, they just, they get
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the files directly from the publisher's server, which could be a terrible little web hosting
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it could be a nice CDN, it could be something very far away
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or very geographically close.
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And there's wide variety in transfer speeds,
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download speeds for podcast files
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that just come directly from publishers.
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So if you're running a service like Google Play Music
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or Stitcher, you want like some kind of big,
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integrated experience, you don't want to take the risk
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of wondering whether someone else's server
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will actually be able to serve you the file
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at the moment that that user requests it.
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So that's the biggest reason,
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and you don't know how quickly they will serve it too.
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So that's the biggest reason why they want to do this.
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There's also, you know, there's other additional things
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you can do, for instance, like, you know,
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Rich mentioned that Google is most certainly
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gonna do the transcription thing,
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that it does YouTube videos for search,
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and you could indeed fetch the file once,
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you know, transcribe it, and then continue to send people
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to the original to download it,
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but then you have to like manage,
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do I still have the most up-to-date copy?
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You have to pull it periodically to make sure
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you still have the most up-to-date copy,
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then you have to update it if it's changed,
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You never quite can be sure necessarily
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if the people are gonna get the exact version you got.
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Additionally, and this is actually one thing
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that might be a problem for Play Music,
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one thing that's really taking off big time
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in big podcasting, in the big,
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like the public radio kind of shows,
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the big name shows that they get lots of downloads and stuff,
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is the dynamic ad insertion,
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where every copy of the file they serve
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has a different set of ads in it.
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And the idea here is they wanna capture,
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So suppose they sell an ad for a certain number of downloads.
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They wanna make sure that once those downloads have happened
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they can put a different ad in there
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that they've sold separately.
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And for lots of reasons, I honestly don't think
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this is a very good idea, but regardless of what I think,
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people are doing it.
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This is where a lot of the market is moving.
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And so if you make some secret requests to the same file
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on some of these big networks,
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you will get actually different copies of the file
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with different ads that might even be
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slightly different lengths.
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So you can't even link to a timestamp
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in the middle of the file
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because it might be a different timestamp
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depending on who downloads it.
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Anyway, all of that is kind of messed up
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by systems like this that cache the file and everything,
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but it also kind of throws a wrench
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in anything like Overcast that assumes
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that the file will be generally the same
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if you go to fetch it a second time.
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So there's justification on both sides
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for why you would rehost the files as a service provider
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versus why you would want to pass them through.
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Neither side is perfect.
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As a publisher, I greatly prefer that they pass them through
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to us, but that is not necessarily their goal.
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- Yeah, that makes sense.
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- Speaking of ad insertion, have you heard about people
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who put different ads into their archive shows?
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They'll put their archive shows up,
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and then a year later they'll go through
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and change all the ads in the year-old shows?
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- It's exactly the same platform, yeah,
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exactly the same thing, and that's one of the ways
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they can justify it.
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We don't really do a lot of archive downloads
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because we are a topical news show most of the time.
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But there's a lot of shows out there,
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kind of like the magazine style,
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like human interest kind of shows,
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that are fairly timeless.
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And so those shows tend to get way more archive downloads
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than a show like ours.
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Sometimes those are even the majority of their downloads
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for certain kinds of shows.
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So they have different needs really.
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If they tell an advertiser,
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you know, we generally get this number of downloads,
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you want to sponsor episode 200 or whatever,
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and then episode 200 ends up in the archives getting five times as many downloads as usual
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because it has longevity there, then those publishers want to get more value out of that.
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I honestly think this is a bad idea because I think that those surpluses that happen here
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and there are actually already priced in to the premium CPM rate that we are able to get
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as podcasters compared to other media. So I think this is actually a terrible idea that
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surplus has already been priced in and that we are actually eroding that by doing systems
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like this. And therefore, I think it will almost certainly result in a noticeable drop
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in podcast ad CPMs. But that's just me.
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I think about people listening to old episodes of Hypercritical and I wonder like, are some
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of those companies that we had at adforce still in business? Eventually that's going
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to be the thing.
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Right. And they aren't always. There's obviously like, there is an argument to be made that
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you should be kind of re-monetizing,
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ugh, that sounds terrible,
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re-monetizing these old episodes
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after a certain number of views
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or after a certain amount of time.
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You can make that argument,
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but I think it will have negative effects
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that I'm not sure people are fully thinking through.
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But it doesn't really matter
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because if enough of the market does this,
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it will erode the CPMs anyway,
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and so even if you aren't doing it,
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it will be affecting you, so you might as well do it.
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- Yeah, I like the idea of like,
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when you watch old television programs,
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like the most fun is watching the period appropriate ads
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that run on them.
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But yeah, eventually people are gonna be going back,
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"Oh, remember Squarespace?"
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- Gosh, that would be crazy.
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All right, any other follow up that we need to talk about?
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Jon, do you have any other follow out
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that you would like to cover?
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- Don't even know what you're talking about.
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- Marco, why don't you save me
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and tell me about something that's awesome.
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- Well, we're back to Jon,
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because our first sponsor this week
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is Cards Against Humanity, and rather than doing a sponsor read, they asked Jon to review
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another toaster oven.
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[Toster Oven Theme]
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So Jon, what is this week's toaster oven?
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This toaster oven is, this week's toaster is something. This is the... I think nostalgia
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is actually the name brand, but anyway, it's the Nostalgia Electrics BSET 300, the retro red
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variant. Three-in-one breakfast station. Before I continue with this, I'm going to put the link
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in the show notes or in the chat room. You two should look at it so I don't have to try to paint
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you a word picture of this monstrosity. Holy mother. All right. Oh my. Oh my God. What is that?
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Amazing. All right. Hold on. Yeah, if you are, if you're listening to this and you are not driving
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or not in a situation where you will put people in danger by taking a moment to look at this picture,
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then please take a moment to look at this picture because this is amazing.
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So it's like, it's like a toaster oven and it's red. I like the idea of these things being
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interesting colors because they're boring when they're gray or black. So this one is a nice
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kind of fire engine red. The toaster oven part of this thing is actually pretty small. They show two
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slices of bread in it that's kind of optimistic again miniature bread for the pictures but that's
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not all there is to this thing because the toaster oven part is in like the right side of the thing
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above the toaster oven is a non-stick griddle or what they call a non-stick griddle i'll get to
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that in a little bit uh in the picture they show eggs cooking on it and sausage cooking on it
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to the left of the toaster oven again this is all one unit these are not three separate things it's
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It's just like a Steve Jobs iPhone
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Is a coffee maker like a filter drip coffee maker with a little coffee thing ahead
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So in the same appliance, yes, the idea is that in this one thing you can toast your bread make your coffee
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Cook your eggs and your sausages. That's why it is a three-in-one breakfast station
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The first thing to point out about this is when you look at the picture
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You it looks crazy, but there's I know they put things in the picture like the miniature bread and the eggs and the sausage
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But there's really no sense of scale here
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If you think that coffee that drip coffee mug
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It looks like you know a typical like you know 80s kind of office drip coffee thing before everyone had the K cups and everything
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It is not a full-size thing. It's like a doll's
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Coffee thing that that container holds maybe like a cup and a half two cups of hot water or coffee in it
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It is not a full-size thing so it's very and I guess this is good because if it was a full-size coffee maker the thing
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Would be huge right and same thing with the griddle all very small so it's strange
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And it's like maybe if you live alone
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And you just want to make yourself coffee and you want to make yourself drip coffee with like little filters and everything
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That's what you can do with this thing here so the controls
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It's got if with all this functionality. This is the one toaster that said you know what we don't need three knobs two knobs
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Switch on the bottom and the switch on the bottom
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It's like a toggle switch and that just turns the coffee thing on or off
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It's like basically do you want me to heat up the heating element that heats the water for the coffee or do you not?
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So that's independent
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The top dial is a thing that lets you turn on and off the elements
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The thing's got four guarded elements two on the bottom two on the top
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You can say only bottom only top or top and bottom or off
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Those are your settings there and then the the second knob is temperature
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And the temperature knob is fairly hilarious if you can zoom in on the Amazon thing you can see that
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The light medium and dark settings for toast are
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Within like three degrees of each other on the dial like the whole rest of my dial is for all this stuff
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But like and this is not an accurate dial like if this was a surgical instrument
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Maybe you could say am I between medium and dark?
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There's so much slop on the dial like the three dots are within the margin of error of
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Like the slop on the dial
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But here's the biggest problem with this device and I actually I don't drink coffee so I just made hot water
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Well, what am I gonna do I don't want I'm dirty up with the filters and everything but
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the idea behind this seems to be that
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rather than you know for space savings and
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To have like all your stuff happening in one spot if you have it like a small kitchen or you just want to do like
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Why waste all this space, you know, you can do this thing, right?
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There's a lot of problems that theory first is
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There's not a lot of room on top of a toaster depending how low your cabinets are the distance from the top of this toaster to
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The bottom of your cabinets may not be that big and you really don't want anything that's gonna put off steam or like
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Spatter from from sausages or it really just like there's a reason they have vents on top of your cooking services
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You don't want there to be like a an 8-inch or a 1-foot gap between your cooking sausages in the bottom of your counters
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who's gonna coat them with grease, but it turns out that's not that big of a problem because
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The way this thing's works is like there's no separate control
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You just pick like which elements do you want to turn on?
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So if you want all the elements on the top and the bottom ones and you turn the dial turn it on
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Those four heat elements that's it except for the coffee thing and they have to fulfill the job of toasting the bread and also
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Heating the griddle on top. They're not up to that task Wow, you blow a fuse. No, they didn't blow a fuse
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They're just not up to the task
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Basically my bread that I put in to get toast out came out as baked bread because it's just too
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slow and it just slowly heats and dries and heats and dries the bread and eventually kind of sort of browns it and by the time
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You get them out there like little bricks
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Like it's not it's not a good toaster takes a really long time and they don't they don't toast you want them to be toasted
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And crispy on the outside but not like totally dehydrated, right?
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And the second problem is the only things that are heating the griddle part are the top two elements and they're not enough
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They just you know, the instruction guys like oh you should preheat it for five minutes, right?
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I don't want to preheat if I'm doing that I'm losing the whole convenience thing
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So I cooked an egg on top of this thing and it was the worst like it just did not get hot enough to really
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cook the egg and by the way the surface on top of this is like
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Pillowed like a pillowed quilt, you know like a bunch of little rounded rectangle lumps all over it
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I don't understand what the pillowing is there for all it does is make it more likely that your egg is gonna stick because it
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Has more sort of nooks and crannies to go into maybe it's for the grease from your sausages to drain out or something
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Anyway, terrible for cooking eggs. Just does not get hot enough fast enough. Doesn't get hot enough period.
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And I don't see any extra convenience. And the coffee maker thing is totally disconnected from the toaster and the griddle.
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It might as well be separate because it's just like, well, this is a very small low-capacity thing that heats hot water for drip coffee.
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So just like the thing that was a slot toaster in the toaster oven, this multi-function device does none of its functions well.
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Maybe I'm gonna say maybe it does the coffee thing well, maybe it is a sink good single serving drip coffee thing
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But I really doubt it
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All I can say is that it does boil the water in a reasonably timely fashion because hey
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It's only boiling like one cup of water probably isn't boiling good and it did well
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Yeah, probably not and it did it didn't blow a circuit or anything, but it really should have because if you
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It just was not getting hot enough the top of if you're wondering how the hell you wash this thing the griddle top thing comes
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Right off which seems weird to me because if you take it off and turn the toaster and you've got hot heating elements on it
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opens the air. Anyway, it comes off and you can clean it easily. That's about the only
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good thing I can say about this. The door, the other thing I say about it is that it's
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cute. Like this is a cute nostalgia thing, the fact that it's red and it looks kind of
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like, I don't know, I thought it was this was a cute appliance. So it would look good
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in the background of a movie or sitcom, but don't actually use it to heat up any of your
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food to make it better to eat. I cannot recommend.
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Even at its bargain price for three different appliances, the combination of only $70 doesn't
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seem that ridiculous.
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Well, it's just that I wouldn't spend $70 on this because you don't, you can get a good
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toaster for less money than that.
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This is not a good toaster.
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It's not good at anything.
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So I don't, I don't, if I had this in my house, I don't know what I would use it for.
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I would use it for nothing.
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If I paid you $70 to keep it on your counter, would you?
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No, I don't have that kind of counter space.
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Oh, I forgot to mention, there's also a lid that goes on the griddle thing on the top.
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And I only can only assume that's like, look, we know this thing doesn't get hot enough,
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But if you put the lid on it will steam your eggs at least and they'll actually kind of
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So, my final question on this is that this is from this brand called Nostalgia Electronics
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and they appear to have a whole different line of things but was this kind of thing
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ever a thing that people use?
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Like it kind of implies that this is an old appliance that they're bringing back, hence
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But was this kind of appliance ever really used by anybody ever?
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I think I assumed the the nostalgia brand is only loosely connected with the theme of actual nostalgia
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And I would be guessing based on the appearance that just the idea is
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Make it look like appliances look to them. Not that there was a specific appliance like this
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And it does like with the script lettering and the the red metal and everything
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It does look like a little bit of a throwback
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But it's big plastic thing on top of the coffee maker that doesn't quite look right, but it does kind of fit in with the
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sort of 50s 60s
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Sci-fi like the kitchen of the future automation and you know
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It does fit in even if they never made one of these things it totally fits with that theme
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Especially with the the fact that it doesn't work with a damn just like every one of the kitchen of the future things
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They made up in the 50s and 60s
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They should have just called it sad electrics because I think like there is no way to use this and not be sad somehow
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either either just you're using it because
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your life situation somehow led you to buy and own one of these things or
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You are sad because its performance is so bad that you are sitting there eating your baked bread and undercooked sausage
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And just makes you sad people in the chat room are posting the positive and negative Amazon reviews
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I can't believe there are positive ones. They must be like
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Manufacture, I just cannot believe anyone would find any part of the satisfactory except like I said, maybe I
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I wanted a drip coffee maker that only made enough coffee for one and a half people and finally I found one.
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Yeah, you know a Keurig isn't sufficient. They really want that drip coffee.
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Yikes. Well, I did not know what toaster this was gonna be before the show started and I am glad I didn't because that is magnificent.
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Oh, yeah, and before we wrap up the toaster things, two things in this. One,
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I finally, people have been asking me and have been asking for this entire run of ads,
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What do I do with all the old toasters old toasters and my answer for a long time had been nothing
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We don't have any plans to do anything with the old toasters
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Eventually got to the point where I had just too many gigantic toaster boxes of mass
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I needed them to go away. And so now the toasters have gone away
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I don't know where they went but a nice person came to my house and took
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ten toasters
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Jammed into a giant truck and took them away from my house. So they're gone
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I no longer have them when I was taking these ten toasters and sending them away
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way, I found this box unopened. I hadn't realized that it had an extra unopened box. This is
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like finding the strange treasure, like, "Wait a second, this one's still sealed up. Did
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I never open this one?" And I opened it, and this is the unholy thing that came out. So
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I don't even know when I got this toaster. Maybe it got filed away with the rest of the
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toasters, like the Ark of the Covenant at the end of Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom.
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Jesus. At the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, which does not have an Indiana Jones prefix.
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See what you've done to me, Steam's, before?
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Now by any chance, did you have a coffee maker box near them?
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I'm thinking maybe there was some hanky panky going on and this came out.
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Anyway, so this is the second to last toaster of this run.
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We've got one more left this year, I think.
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So, and I'll have to get rid of these toasters anyway.
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So that's where they go.
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They go away from my house so I can fit my car in the driveway.
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I don't even know where to go from here.
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Well, thanks to Cards Against Humanity for sponsoring our show once again.
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Wow. Should we just end here? I mean, we have other things to talk about. We have other sponsors, but where do we go?
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I mean, it's all going to go downhill from here. How do we top that?
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What can we really do?
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Oh my goodness.
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All right, so we do have things to talk about.
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And most specifically, we have some Apple TV things to talk about.
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And I don't know how much I can contribute to this because I'm holding strong and not
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buying the Apple TV that I'm sure I'm going to buy sometime between now and Christmas.
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You didn't even order it?
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I thought you would find out you would have surely ordered it at least.
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No, I think I'm going to try to hold out for a Christmas/Hanukkah gift, but we'll see how
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And the Plex app is out, right?
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out, which is why I am not really holding too strong on this. And I've heard it's really
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good, which is not helping me.
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- Keep in mind also that the way Apple's product release cycle and pricing works is that you're
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not gaining anything by waiting. If you're gonna buy this model of Apple TV ever, you
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should buy it now.
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- Yeah, you're right. But I mean, I don't know, I figured, like I said, it's holiday
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time coming up, and this is the sort of thing that I do kind of want, but I really don't
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feel like spending money on, in part because I really don't want to mess with my audio
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setup that we went through last week, and yes, there are options like the little kooky
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box that we found last week, but I don't want to mess with my setup.
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A lot of people, maybe this is completely reasonable, and I'm a weirdo, but a lot of
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people wrote to me via Twitter and were like, "Dude, just leave your old Apple TV exactly
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where it is."
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I'm like, "Well, I don't have to do that, man."
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Then just say the thing where you can use your old Apple TV as an AirPlay speaker for
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your new one.
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That's exactly what they're saying.
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like, "Why? That seems so crazy to me that that's the best course of action, is to leave this old
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Apple TV that I really will almost never use anymore. Leave that plugged in because that's
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the best scenario." I'm not saying it's unreasonable for Apple to take away my optical connection,
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which is the thing that I'm all upset about. They probably did the right thing here. It's probably
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silly to leave that optical connection on the new Apple TV, and that's why they pulled it.
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So I'm not, I hope I don't sound like one of those people that's like,
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"Oh, well they changed that one thing I needed and they're wrong!"
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No, they're not wrong. They're right. I'm the one that's crazy.
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But I'm crazy and I like having my optical connections.
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So, in any case, I'm sure I will get an Apple TV. I'm sure it will be in 2015.
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And we'll see if I end up paying for it myself or just getting it as a gift.
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Ah, you gotta stand strong with the Sony Philips digital interface.
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Exactly. Is that what SPDIF?
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Yeah. I didn't know that's what it stood for.
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You ever see it written "S/PDIF"?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Sony/Philips Digital Interface.
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I did not know that was the acronym there.
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Yeah, because Sony and Phillips, they work together on all sorts, like the CD and all
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sorts of like digital audio stuff, and so they standardized this thing forever ago.
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It's really old. And yeah, so Sony/Philips Digital Interface.
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Today I learned. Anyway, so what do we have to talk about with this, or what do you guys
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have to talk about with this?
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I got my Apple TV today, actually. So I unpacked it and set it up in a bit of a hurry before
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the show. But, and I also had seen it in the Apple store before that, so I actually have
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some real world experience with this thing. And I have to say, after reading everybody's
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stories and listening to what they had to say about the Apple TV, specifically the setup
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experience, I was prepared for the worst. Like, I was prepared for like, Wii to Wii
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U migration level of nightmare setup. So one of the things this thing does, I don't know
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if the old one did it as well, I don't remember, is when you take it out of the box and plug
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it in, it wants you to bring your iPhone near it and make sure Bluetooth is on on your iPhone
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and just hold it near the thing and it will sort of figure out what Wi-Fi network your
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phone is on and connect to the same Wi-Fi network and use the same password and all
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that other stuff so the Apple TV can get on the same network.
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And that part worked for me.
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I plugged the Apple TV in, I brought my phone over to it, I unlocked my phone, waited a
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couple seconds, tapped a little dialog box on the phone and it found my network, which
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doesn't really matter because I hadn't plugged into ethernet anyway so it seemed like kind
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of a waste but anyway that part worked and then I at some point I signed in with my Apple
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ID password and I had to use the terrible keyboard that everybody hates which is not
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so much a keyboard as a key line because it's got A through Z in a single horizontal strip
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and there's another row of punctuation another row with switch to capital or lowercase and
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by the way if you hold down the button on their mode you can get capital letters without
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having to switch from capital to lowercase.
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That is very painful to use.
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I'm not entirely sure, but it's more painful than the old way where you had to hit, like,
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because you have a swipey pad, you can swipe quickly from left to the right and skip multiple
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Instead of having to go A, B, C, D, E, F, like you can go swipe once and go all the
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way up to like J or R or whatever.
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So I don't, I think the touch pad is useful for that.
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I don't understand why they made it a strip.
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It's not like there's not enough room on a screen.
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They got the whole rest of the screen there.
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Maybe with the rest of the UI and apps it was better that way.
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Anyway, because I only had to enter my Apple ID, well I had to enter it a couple of times,
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but not an obscene number of times.
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It didn't seem that ridiculous to me.
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So I entered my Apple ID, I went to Netflix, I had to sign in with my Netflix ID.
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It's kind of a shame that it couldn't get all this information from the previous Apple
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ID or from iCloud Keychain or from any other place that in the Apple ecosystem that it
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supposedly has secure storage of username and password.
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This seems like is the main thing people were complaining about.
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I got asked about their passwords too often.
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The passwords are hard to enter.
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And if you haven't read these articles,
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you may be wondering,
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"Why don't they just use the iOS remote app?"
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That doesn't work.
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The iOS remote app does not work with the new Apple TV.
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Does it not work yet?
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Are they gonna make it work?
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I don't know.
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It doesn't work now.
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So it doesn't help you
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if you're setting up your Apple TV now.
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And that's a legit complaint.
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It's a regression from the old version of the product.
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It's a pain to use any kind of onscreen keyboard.
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and the onscreen keyboard they have seems pretty stupid.
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I find with the little swipey remote,
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it's hard for me to swipe up and down.
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I don't know why it's not registering.
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It just, it takes it as if I'm going across,
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like when I want to swipe down to the next row of things
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or something for the punctuation, it just doesn't, you know,
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it feels like it's stuck a lot.
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You can also, by the way, if you have the new Apple TV,
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you can tap on it like it's a D pad,
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not press it all the way down so it physically clicks,
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but just tap, like touch the surface
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as if it's a virtual D pad.
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and that works as well in most places in the Apple TV.
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There's a little bit of a learning curve,
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I feel like, with the Apple TV.
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I spent a while with the remote
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and tried to discover all the possible combinations
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where you click on the left side of the remote
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and click on the right side,
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tap on the left, tap on the right,
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swipe up, swipe down, swipe from the top,
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swipe from the bottom.
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A surprising number of interesting inputs,
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all hampered by the fact that remote is really too small
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and awkwardly shaped
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and not the best thing in the world to hold onto.
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All this is to say that my setup experience wasn't that bad
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And I was mostly pleasantly surprised by the variety of ways
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that you can interface with this thing, the speed it felt faster
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to me to navigate around than my old Apple TV.
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That could just be because it didn't have to use IR,
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and Bluetooth has less latency than that.
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It could just be because it's a much faster CPU or whatever.
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But it felt pretty good to me.
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Maybe I was primed to--
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with all the bad reviews, I was expecting the worst.
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But I got to say, I would much rather
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have this than my previous Apple TV any day of the week?
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- Well, that's a much more positive review
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than a lot of what I've heard.
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I haven't read any to my recollection,
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but I listened to this week's talk show
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with Jon and Guy English, and they seemed like,
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eh, it's good, but it's got a lot of problems.
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This week's upgrade with Jason Snell
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and Mike Hurley and Joe Steele,
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They were in various levels of frustrated to furious, I'd say.
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And I don't know, just looking at it
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from an outsider's point of view,
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in the sense that I don't have one,
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I haven't done hours of research
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into the specifics of what it offers,
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because really the only thing I care about
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for the most part is Plex.
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I just feel like I saw an inordinate amount
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of grumbling on Twitter.
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And it seemed like everyone,
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everyone was really, really grumbly about it.
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And maybe that's my own biases that are surfacing, and maybe it's not that bad.
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But you know, Jesse Charr earlier today was saying that it's really a great device and
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everyone's just being a bunch of curmudgeons, and that very well could be.
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But I don't know, from the outside, it seemed like with the watch release, everyone was
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like, "Hey, this is cool.
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You know, it's got some issues, but it's cool."
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And with this, it seemed like, "Oh, man, this is nothing but issues," to almost everyone.
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Well, I wouldn't say that.
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I mean, this is different.
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So we've all, many of us, people who have been fans of the Apple TV so far, we've been
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using the Apple TV for years and it's been pretty much the same.
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Most of it has not really changed much, at least since the introduction of the second
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gen one and a lot of it even from before that.
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It's been really the solid thing and for me, the Apple TV is by far the most common device
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that we use for the TV.
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It is our TV, you know, because we don't have cable
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or cable cutters or those annoying people.
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We don't, like, the Apple TV is our everything.
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Like, I have an Amazon Fire TV on the front TV
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and I have a Roku on the back TV
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and we never actually switch to those
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for almost any purpose, except the Amazon one
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we'll switch to to use Plex so far,
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although now we won't need to do that anymore.
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But the fact is it's different.
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You know, the remote, I think, has some issues.
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It is unquestionably more capable in general.
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it can do more things.
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And some of the big ones obviously are Siri
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and the volume control.
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But it also, you know, it has accelerometers,
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it has the touch pad, which can be, you know,
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more different levels of input and more different kinds
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or directions of input than just a regular D-pad could be.
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But I do feel like, in my opinion,
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it is a step back from a D-pad in general usability
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of the things we've used the TV for so far.
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So who knows where the apps and stuff will go in the future?
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We don't really know that yet, time will tell,
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whether apps really take advantage of it being a touchpad
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and not just a directional control.
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But today, using the Apple TV
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the way you've always used it before,
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it feels very imprecise.
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And one of the problems with the key line, text input,
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is when you're typing these on this keyboard,
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there's a high cost to mistyping anything,
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because you have to like, you know,
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then go find the delete key or if you hold it down,
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there's one on the hold down menu,
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but it's kind of hard to do,
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especially if you're new to the control.
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So you need to be very precise on that keyboard
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because the cost of making an error is annoying.
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But that's the first thing you really need to do
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when setting this up is type in your password a few times,
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and that is the time when you have the least experience
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with the new remote.
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So your very first interaction with this thing
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is set up to make you basically hate the remote
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and hate inputting text into it.
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And who knows what they could have done to fix that.
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I think obviously better integration with an iPhone
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to let you use the iPhone keyboard
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like the old remote app did would have been nice.
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I hope they do something like that in the future.
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It's not there now and that is unfortunate.
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But for me so far, when you pick up the remote,
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let's say the remote falls on the couch, you pick it up.
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It is incredibly hard to pick it up
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without accidentally seeking the video that you're in.
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Because you pick it up and if your finger brushes
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that touch pad area at all,
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you seek the video that you're watching.
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And so there's little issues like that
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of accidental input, there's issues with the key line
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and navigation of just imprecision because it's a touch pad.
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Honestly, if they made this remote
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with a regular up, down, left, right, D-pad kind of buttons
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like the old one as an option in that top area
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instead of the touch pad, I would choose that option,
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no question.
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And maybe, again, maybe in the future,
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if apps start really needing the touch pad
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and taking good advantage of it, that might change.
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But right now, I think everything with the new remote
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that you think of as things you do on an Apple TV,
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things like navigating, things like Netflix and iTunes
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and everything, those kind of things, in my opinion,
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are made worse by the touch pad, not better.
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- Have you tried to use your old Apple TV remotes
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with the new Apple TV?
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because my understanding is it does have an IR receiver
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and that does work.
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- Yeah, you can, yeah.
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And which is nice, 'cause we have a universal
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Logitech Harmony thing, and so that can control it also,
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'cause it'll accept the old kind of input
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from all the older modes.
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So that's nice.
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But then you don't have things like Siri.
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So you kinda miss out on some of the new features.
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So again, time will tell how this all shakes out.
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Chances are, we're probably all gonna get used to it,
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and it'll probably blow over.
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But I don't think that takes away from
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that there are downsides.
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It's very similar in so many ways,
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very similar to the Force Touch trackpad,
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which I finally got to try the full size one yesterday
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in the Apple store.
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And it actually was not as bad as I expected
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and neither was the keyboard.
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I actually like the keyboard better than the trackpad.
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And if that's the future keyboard of Apple laptops,
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which I assume it will be, then that's not that bad.
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And the trackpad though, like all the Force Touch stuff,
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it's always like almost good enough,
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but in my opinion, as I've said many times before,
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it's not quite there.
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So it is kind of a step backwards in reliability
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and precision and I think the touch feel sucks
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on the Force Touch trackpad and the full size one,
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no different, I tried all the different settings
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in the Apple store, it feels, in my opinion,
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the click feels awful on it, even worse than laptops,
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I think, it's a terrible feeling click.
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But they've made this thing thinner, more advanced,
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more complicated and they've achieved something
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that is almost as good as the old one.
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I think that's probably what's going to happen
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with the touchpad remote is that they've added
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all these capabilities by making it a touchpad,
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even though it isn't Force Touch,
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I don't want to compute those two, but they've added all these capabilities by making it,
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you know, a touchpad instead of just up, down, left, right buttons. But the basics of like
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you're operating this thing imprecisely, often in the dark, often without looking at it,
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it's less reliable. And that I think is always going to have a baseline level of slight frustration
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for a lot of people and more frustration for geeks like me who are very picky about such
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things, even though it will offer us more capabilities.
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On the previous shows, I complained about all the things that are still wrong with this
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remote before I had laid eyes on it or before I had touched it.
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That's all still true.
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It shouldn't be shaped the way it is.
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It's way too small.
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It's not made for it to be easy to grip.
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Marco talked about accidentally touching the touchpad.
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It's symmetrical, more or less.
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It's symmetrical, you know, but the buttons are kind of in the middle, so you can't even
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feel your way to which way is the right way to pick it up.
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If you try to feel which side is right by perhaps feeling the different texture of the touchpad and the other thing
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If you happen to feel around and it's a touchpad side. Yeah, you're gonna move the video all that stuff is stupid
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It shouldn't be shaped like this. It should be bigger
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It should be something that acknowledges that people are going to grab it with their hands
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The buttons should be different sizes and shapes and textures and positions and all that is true
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But specifically on the issue of of the touchpad versus the d-pad thing
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Like I said, I have trouble
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I don't understand why this is maybe it's just because of the way i'm moving my thumb
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I have trouble doing up down left and right I can mostly get it to do it every time but up down
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I have a little bit trouble
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But here's the here's the reason I think it's better than a d-pad are better than the previous Apple remote
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Let's say first thing the previous Apple remote did not have a d-pad in the Nintendo sense
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It had a circle and I hated that damn circle because I could never feel my way
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Towards what was exactly up and left and down right and yeah, so you're like well you're feeling the edges of the remotes
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Don't you know that left is perpendicular to the left edge and right is you know like?
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Very often it just didn't feel secure to me as an actual d-pad. The actual d-pad that's a cross shaped piece of plastic
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You can feel where the left where the right as long as you make the d-pad big enough
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Not like the stupid tiny one on the GameCube controller, which was impossible to tell which direction you're pressing
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Even though it was a cross. Anyway, I didn't like that circle, but setting that aside
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Even if you're comparing it to a full-size good d-pad
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The most important thing this this touchpad has despite the fact that the remote is the wrong shape despite the fact that it's kind of
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hard to reach to the touchpad area over all the buttons and everything and safely get
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to it without accidentally swiping when you pick it up.
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The most important thing it has is, gets you out of the nightmare realm of controlling
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anything on your television, which used to be right up on Apple TV and on your actual
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television and I've never used the Roku remotes or anything like that so I don't know what
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they're like, but for the longest time doing anything on your television, all you had was
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button presses.
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So anytime you were faced with anything
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that had a lot of stuff on the screen
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and you wanted to go through it,
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but you wanted to be able to select
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any one of those things,
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whether it's letters in the alphabet,
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list items in a big list or anything like that,
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you had to go next, next, next, next, next,
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right, right, up, up, down, down, left, left
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for you to do the contra code
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to try to get to the thing that you want on your screen.
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You never had a way to go more than one thing.
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And so, yeah, on the TiVo, they did some other things
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like, hey, on this menu, it's such a pain to go
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through the whole list, use channel up and channel down
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to go a page at a time, but even that was like discrete.
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It's discrete versus continuous.
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Having a touch pad and adding a little bit of momentum
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is incredibly freeing because if you see something
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that's at the very top or the very left or the very right,
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you can flick over to it and yeah,
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it's not gonna be precise, but it's so much better
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than having to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
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one, two, three, four, five, one, two, three, four, five,
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six, seven, mentally, even if not speed wise,
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even if you were stop watching me
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and it was actually slower, mentally speaking,
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it feels better to me not to be stuck in this like,
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hateful game of Frogger or Crossy Road where you can always go hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
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Now, the touchpad they chose to do it on, the shape of the touchpad, the fact that it like bends down,
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the fact that the whole top of the remote is made of glass,
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the feel of the physical click and everything, all that is bad.
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Like, but I'm here to defend the concept of finally divorcing the television from a discrete single step
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or a single page at a time interface because you finally have more than just buttons.
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And the sort of advanced things that I was talking about, Marco you should try this,
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it doesn't help with the accidental swiping for scrubbing because that's all terrible, but
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use it like a d-pad. Don't try to do the swiping. Eventually
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I gave up on getting my thumb to correctly swipe up and down to get the
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ability to register it. Just use it as if it's a d-pad.
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I like it because you don't have to press all the way down because I really don't like that click, like trying to play
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Crossy Road, speaking of on the thing, or Alto's Adventure. I didn't like having to press down and already click.
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I wish these game developers had accepted a tap instead of a click because I don't like hearing click click click click click
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It's pretty noisy and it doesn't feel good doesn't feel good as a game controller at all
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It feels laggy and it doesn't you know, I don't like it. But anyway, uh,
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Just touch the touchpad on the left go left touch the touchpad on the right to go right touch the top of the touchpad
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To go up touch the bottom of the touchpad to go down. Don't click it. Just touch it
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If you if you want to go I rather go right right right down down down
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You can do that much faster if you don't have to actually physically depress a button
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Am pro having something I can swipe to navigate and I am pro having something that registers my touch to do interesting things
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The particular implementation on this remote is not ideal, but I would still rather use this remote than the old one
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it's not a humongous win, but it's a big enough win that I would never like because you know, I still have my
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Regular Apple TV remote with the circle on it, which I never use
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I would never swap that for this one and I probably wouldn't swap
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The Tivo remote that I was using with my old Apple TV with this one because I you know like Marco said you're missing a Siri
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integer number of screen items away from where I was I
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- All right.
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So any other thoughts on the Apple TV?
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- I do have more.
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So many thoughts from just an hour of using this thing.
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- I am surprised.
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- A lot of people have asked me about the video scrubbing.
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I've talked about my anger with how video scrubbing works
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in most television attached devices.
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And these days, also with many things
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that are in web pages or on iPhones.
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And I have heard a lot of good reports about the Apple TV
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and I'm happy to say they all seem to be true.
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This does scrubbing exactly the way I always wanted it
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And this is another instance where the little swipey pad
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comes in handy.
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One of the worst things about video scrubbing
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with if you just have buttons is,
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if you go to the end of the movie and you're like,
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what was that scene in the middle?
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I wanna look at that thing again.
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All you can do is perhaps press the rewind button
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multiple times to go like 1x speed 10x speed 20x speed and then it's going
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really fast then you have to hit the pause button so you don't overshoot it
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or you try to slow it down like it's difficult to drive the little the play
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head in that way with it with a series of buttons and the other difficulty I
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was complained about is if you want to go to the middle of the thing or jump
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back half an hour or something like that very often attempting to navigate at all
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just causes the whole thing to freeze and essentially do the television app
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equivalent of beach ball where it's trying to load the video or the
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thumbnail or wants to show you a frame of video and you're like just go to 30
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minutes in you feel like you wish you could have someplace where you could
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just type three zero colon zero zero go through that offset now don't do
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anything else don't try to show me the video sliding past I don't care what you
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do I just want you to move that little playhead to 30 minutes and the Apple TV
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at least playing like all the things that I tried mostly like television
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shows and movies from iTunes maybe it's up to other apps to do the same thing I
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I think I tried HBO and Showtime and Netflix as well,
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and they seem to do similarly well.
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But anyway, certainly for the Apple things,
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while you're playing, as Marco found out,
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if you swipe the little touch pad, it moves the play head,
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and it moves the play head no matter what immediately.
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If it has video to show you,
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it will change the little thumbnails and stuff.
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If it doesn't have video to show you,
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the thumbnail will be whatever the last frame was,
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but it moves the play head.
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It does not wait.
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It does not beach ball.
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It just goes where you want it.
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It shows you the time offset,
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and it is glorious.
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It's like finally, finally they understood
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that that is the most important thing.
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All the other stuff I don't care.
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Like if you can do it, fine.
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Because I did, I loaded like an episode of Legend of Korra
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or something to get all the, you know, a small episode.
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So it had all the things.
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It will show you live thumbnails as you scrub around
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if it can, but if it can't,
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it always prioritizes moving the thumbnail.
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And then when you hit the button to play from that position,
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maybe it takes a little while for it to get the video
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and start playing into that position.
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It's fine, whatever.
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When you're watching, you can tap the,
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you can click the left side of the touch pad.
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This is another good UI type thing.
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If you rest your thumb on the left side of the touch pad,
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it puts a little 10 second rewind icon on the screen,
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letting you know, hey, if you were to press here,
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it would go back 10 seconds.
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You haven't actually done the back 10 seconds yet,
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but it's telling you.
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And same thing if you would just lay your thumb
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on the right side of the touch pad,
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it says that you can go forward 30.
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I wish those numbers were adjustable.
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I'm not sure if they are.
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But anyway, if you tap those buttons,
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you can go forward and back 30 seconds.
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Of course, we've all seen the cool Siri demos
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of what did he say?
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and then it goes back some amount of seconds,
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turns on subtitles, shows you what you just saw,
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and then turns the subtitles off automatically,
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which I think is a very clever feature.
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The only difficulty of it is
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if you miss an entire conversation.
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I don't know how it picks how far to go back.
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I don't know how it picks when to turn the subtitles off.
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They had to make a compromise there.
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It seems like a reasonable compromise, but anyway.
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You can swipe down from the top to pull the menu item down
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to turn on and off the subtitles.
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Another thing that was a little bit annoying to do
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if you didn't know the secret shortcuts
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with the old Apple TV.
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You can fast forward and rewind scan.
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It's still not as capable at fast forward rewind scanning
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as like a PlayStation 3 is where you have from like 1.5X
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with pitch adjusted audio still playing
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to all up to like 120X.
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The reason the PlayStation 3 needs 120X
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is because it doesn't have flicks scrubbing
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through the whole thing.
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That's not a problem on the Apple TV.
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I can go right to the middle of something
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or right to the end or right to three quarters through
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very easily.
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Whereas on the PlayStation, I would have to go to 120X mode
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and move over to it or whatever.
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But anyway, big thumbs up on the video scrubbing.
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They finally did it right as far as I can tell.
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If applications do it wrong, I will at least know
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that it is not the fault of the hardware or the OS.
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It's only the fault of the people
00:52:03
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implementing those applications,
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not doing it the way Apple does it.
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- I'm impressed.
00:52:08
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I really thought you were gonna find something
00:52:10
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to dislike about this, but sounds like we're good to go.
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That's excellent.
00:52:14
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- No, I mean, really, I've heard only,
00:52:16
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I haven't done much video scrubbing with it myself
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'cause I'm not much of a scrubber, I guess.
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But I've heard only great things about it from people who care more about these things
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or use it more than I do, like Jon. I mean, I think that is one thing. Almost everybody
00:52:30
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has agreed that the setup process can be very bumpy with the number of times you have to
00:52:35
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enter passwords on that terrible key line. But almost everyone also agrees that the video
00:52:40
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seeking behavior and that whole engine that is in there is incredibly good. And also,
00:52:46
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I mean this is just good hardware.
00:52:49
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You know this has the A8, it has two gigs of RAM,
00:52:53
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I am optimistic for the future of this platform
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just because of what everyone else is going to do with it.
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You know what Apple does with it is still a big question mark
00:53:02
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and Apple's stuff recently has been inconsistent I would say.
00:53:06
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You know like some stuff they nail pretty well,
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some stuff is pretty half baked even well after launch.
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So Apple stuff I think will be less consistent
00:53:15
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But third party stuff, I think there's a lot here to do.
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There's a lot of hardware to use.
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And we'll talk about gaming in a sec,
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maybe after the next sponsor break,
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'cause there's lots to talk about here.
00:53:27
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But I do think there's a lot of potential here
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for developers.
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I mean, I did start, I don't know if I'm gonna actually
00:53:33
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finish and release such a thing,
00:53:35
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but I did actually start porting Overcast to it,
00:53:38
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just to see how much work will this take?
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Do I have to really make a lot of special cases?
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Is it going to need a whole lot of work to do,
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or will it need relatively little?
00:53:48
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And so I've been playing with the SDK,
00:53:49
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I'm playing with the hardware a little bit,
00:53:50
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and it is really, really nice.
00:53:54
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Like, interface challenges are gonna certainly be there,
00:53:58
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but it is really nice to develop for
00:54:01
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because it is basically iOS minus some stuff.
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But it is very, most of iOS is there,
00:54:08
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and the hardware is very capable,
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and this is the baseline.
00:54:12
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In five years from now, developers will be complaining
00:54:15
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they have to go all the way back and support the A8.
00:54:18
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But right now, a new hardware line where the A8
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is the minimum is pretty nice.
00:54:24
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And also, it has AC power.
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So you can be as power inefficient as you want.
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So you can do things that really crank that CPU hard.
00:54:33
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So it is gonna be a really, really nice developer platform.
00:54:38
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I do have concerns about whether it will be worth
00:54:41
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developers doing a lot for it so soon.
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And that I think remains to be seen.
00:54:48
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- Yeah, the app, I went to the app store first thing,
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I was surprised when you load the thing up,
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like it looks empty, like where are all the icons,
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because the old Apple TV, it would just start off
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with like tons of icons on your screen,
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and new icons would appear, whether you wanted them or not,
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you'd have to turn on like the, whatever the parental
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controls to make them disappear and stuff.
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This thing comes out and there's the Apple icons
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for the Apple stuff, and settings and search, and that's it.
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So immediately the first stop is always,
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oh, I gotta go with Netflix, HBO, Showtime,
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all the other different apps that I did.
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And I went in to get those and I don't know
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if this was just the top list or whatever,
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but on the first screen or screen or two in the App Store
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was all the things I wanted.
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I got Alto's Adventure, Crossy Road, Netflix, HBO,
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Showtime, FX, USA, ABC, NBC, CBS, they're all there.
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To restore my Apple TV to its previous level of functionality,
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including only the apps that I actually use
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or that the kids use, was pretty easy to do.
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When I went to download this,
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I think this is the second time it asked me
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for my Apple ID password, and I entered it in once,
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and it asked me, "Do you want to have to enter that?
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"Do you wanna have to enter this
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"every time you make a purchase?"
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And I said no, because I really don't wanna enter it
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every time I make a purchase.
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- I accidentally clicked the yes on that,
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because I just misused the trackpad.
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It was another one of my many errors.
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So then I had to go dig around in settings, enter it again.
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- Yeah, and I'm a little bit wary about that
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because I mean, really it should have integration
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with touch ID, really the remote should have
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a touch ID sensor on it.
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There's so many gimmies here.
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That's by the way, with the negativity about this,
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all the people complaining about the setup process,
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they're right, it's bad.
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And it's like, it feels like an unforced error.
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It was like, come on Apple, you know how to do this.
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This is not your first Apple TV.
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You have name brand technologies across your whole product
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line that solve all of these problems.
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You had an existing iOS app that worked with the old one that gave you a keyboard.
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You've got Touch ID, you've got iCloud Keychain, you've got iCloud Photo Library, you've got
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all these things, they're all just sitting there.
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That's why it feels so bad.
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It's like this setup experience is worse than the Apple norm for what seems like no good
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Theories I've heard, I think Jason Snell feel this theory, that the Apple TV was actually
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done a long time ago and wasn't launched because they were waiting for the content deals and
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eventually they said, "Well, content deal,
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schmontent deal, we're shipping it."
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And so that's why it doesn't have support for technologies
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and things that are old hat as far as we're concerned,
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but they weren't old hat when this work was actually done
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on the Apple TV team.
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And that the Apple TV team was more or less disbanded
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and sent to do other things while the Apple TV
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just stood there.
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I don't know if there's any truth behind that,
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but that's what it feels like.
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So that's why people are complaining
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because it can be really bad like it was for Jason,
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where he's got to accept the 10 new terms and conditions
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and he's got to do that on his Mac
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and you're entering your stupid long password
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million times with that terrible keyboard and the whole time you're just
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grumbling why don't you use the iOS app that is all terrible and that's
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definitely worthy of complaining about but if you power through that crap kind
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of like I power through that stuff with my Wii U to Wii transfer experience you
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come out the other side you're left with a product that I think is clearly better
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than the old Apple TV in many many ways and that shows promise and like and the
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promise is frustrating to like talk about I love the fact that there's a
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touchpad on the remote, I hate pretty much everything else about the remote.
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Like I would like a good remote with a touchpad.
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And one other thing I would throw in with a touchpad on the remote, when you go to the
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app switcher, which by the way, people might not know it's there, you double tap the home
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button, which looks like a big picture of a TV on your remote, it will bring up an iOS-like
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app switcher that shows all your apps, kind of like the old style app switcher, the iOS
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8 app switcher, shows each screen next to each other.
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When you go between them, you have to basically do the equivalent of a D-pad input, swipe,
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or tap tap, I would love it if I could touch my thumb
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to the touch pad and as I move my thumb,
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the things move on the screen tracking my thumb.
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You know what I mean?
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Like in other words, more like an iOS scrolling type thing
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where yeah, you can flick, but if you flick,
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you're flicking like you're flicking the screen in iOS,
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as opposed to what this thing looks like it's doing is,
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I'm waiting to get a gesture that I interpret as go left one
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and it's not quite bad.
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You can swipe past more than one at a time, I think,
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but anyway, it just feels a little bit off to me.
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A lot of that is because the touchpad is too darn small.
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But anyway, yeah, a lot of negativity
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about the setup process, all of which I agree with,
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all of which should be complained about,
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and all of which were just really angry at Apple
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because they just seem like unforced errors.
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- Yeah, I mean, once you have it set up,
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it seems like a pretty nice device.
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But again, we're all hitting this right now,
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and there's gonna be a lot of people
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who are hitting this this holiday season
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as they get their first new Apple TV,
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possibly their first Apple TV ever.
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And I do think that it seems like they rushed it out
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to make this holiday season,
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but it doesn't seem like it's ready.
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There's so many little exceptions.
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It really does seem like it could have used
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six more months of polish.
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- It's not like the features that are there aren't polished,
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they just aren't there.
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Why the hell can I not enter text on my phone?
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That's not a polish issue.
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That's just a plain feature thing.
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And maybe the other things you could say as polished
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like oh, because Apple recently updated the terms and conditions for the App Store.
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If you haven't agreed to those or if your credit card is expired or you have to enter
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your credit card code again or anything involving purchasing from Apple that is messed up, the
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television doesn't have a way for you to fix that apparently.
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You have to go back to your Mac and try to do it in iTunes which feels really weird.
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Kind of the same thing with, this is not Apple's fault entirely, but like activating the HBO
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Go app if you're a subscriber to HBO like I am they all have a thing that says like oh go to your web browser
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and go to HBO go comm slash activate and enter the six letter code and
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You try to and you go to the HBO go website and wants you to log in with your cable providers
01:00:35
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Login credentials and it pops up a little iframe and now you have the Verizon iframed inside HBO go
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which is all to try to get your Apple TV to work and
01:00:44
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That is all gross and is gonna confuse many a person on Christmas morning or whenever during the holidays
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There's only so much Apple can do to fix that, but surely Apple can fix the equivalent of
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those experiences in its own ecosystem.
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And so that maybe is an area of polish.
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But yeah, just like I felt like if the story of them having it done and then disbanding
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the team and waiting for content deals, if that's even remotely true, that's silly because
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they just should have left those people on it and said, "Just maintain this and keep
01:01:17
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And so when we introduce a new technology or a new thing, make sure it's integrated.
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And by the way, while you're there,
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find those corner cases for the people
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who haven't agreed to the new iTunes terms
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and you can just put a UI for that in the thing or whatever.
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- I mean, if I had to guess,
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I'm guessing that the biggest reason why this,
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why there's so many rough edges
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around entering your password, logging into the store,
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different store issues,
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is because this crosses departments within Apple.
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This goes from the engineering department
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into the ediQ-led store infrastructure area, right?
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And so like that, crossing those lines
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has always been very messy in the products.
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That's always where people hit a lot of issues
01:01:57
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and errors and bad user experiences.
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And I've heard so many things from various people
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inside and outside of Apple, some of which conflict,
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but most of which tend to agree,
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anytime the other teams need something from the store team,
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it's hard to get, or it's a problem in some way,
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or it takes too long, or something.
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there seems to be a lot of friction there.
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And I don't know whose fault it is,
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it doesn't really matter.
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The result is that when the products reach us,
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the consumers, we see that friction.
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In the same way that like, as Microsoft was so famous
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for infighting back in the day,
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I don't know how bad it is now,
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but back in the day they were famous for it,
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like between Windows and Office,
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and a lot of times those infights
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would affect customers negatively,
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and really affect the whole company negatively as a result.
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We see that in Apple in the way that the software products
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have to interact with the store backend
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and anything that uses the store backend.
01:02:52
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And again, who knows?
01:02:54
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I'm sure there are lots of smart people working on that,
01:02:56
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but whatever the cause,
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things that need to interact with that
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tend to work worse than the rest of the stack.
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And the Apple TV as a product
01:03:05
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depends so heavily on the store backend
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that I think that is really causing a lot of this friction.
01:03:13
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And there might be tons of well-meaning teams
01:03:16
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and people inside of Apple who are trying to fix this,
01:03:18
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but even simply through the way these teams are organized
01:03:21
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and divided between each other,
01:03:23
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it just might be really hard to do
01:03:24
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and just therefore just doesn't happen,
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or doesn't happen well enough in practice.
01:03:29
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- Yeah, it's not all aspects of the store either.
01:03:30
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It just seems to be the things that have to do
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with account management.
01:03:33
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So for example, once I entered my password
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and I was downloading all those apps,
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when I tapped them a little install or get icon,
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I don't know why sometimes it said install,
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sometimes it said get or whatever.
01:03:42
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Anyway, they downloaded really fast.
01:03:45
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I was just basically going through tap, tap, tap,
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like it felt fast.
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A little circle progress indicator filled really fast
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and all of them, maybe they're all tiny apps
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'cause they're all TVML and they're just tiny little,
01:03:55
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but everything about that felt fast.
01:03:58
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And yet when you had to deal with anything having to do
01:04:00
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with, hey, am I signed into my account?
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Have I done any sort of administrative bookkeeping stuff
01:04:04
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related to my account?
01:04:05
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Do I need to enter the little three digit code
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from the back of my credit card again?
01:04:09
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Is there a UI to do that in here?
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All that just felt like it was lacking
01:04:12
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and they just punted that and said,
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"Well, there's 17 other ways for you to do that.
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You can't do that on your Apple TV.
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We're just going to throw up something in front of your face that says, 'Go do this
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someplace else and then come back here and everything will work.'"
01:04:23
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And even with the weird sign and stuff, like going to the HBO thing and signing in through
01:04:26
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Verizon and all that other stuff, it's like, "Okay, well, your device is activated now.
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Go back to your TV and it should be activated."
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And I always walk into the next room to go back to my TV dreading the fact that I'm going
01:04:38
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to look at the TV and it's just going to be sitting there saying, "Please sign it."
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know, like, the dots won't connect.
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If that happens, like, what the hell do you do?
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You just go back and try it again.
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But every time I did it, it actually worked.
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And maybe I just lucked out on it.
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But that is not a seamless experience.
01:04:53
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Dealing with Apple's own store is still
01:04:54
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not a seamless experience.
01:04:55
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But some aspects of it are good.
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The video downloads fast.
01:04:58
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The apps download fast.
01:04:59
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The apps launch fast.
01:05:01
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This thing feels faster than Mytivo,
01:05:03
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which is ridiculous, considering Mytivo costs, like,
01:05:05
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five times as much, literally, than this.
01:05:07
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But it feels faster.
01:05:08
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And everything about it, like, I
01:05:11
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I can kind of tell that it has two gigs of RAM because I went to the AppSwitcher and
01:05:14
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I went back to a game that I had played like a half an hour ago and the game was still
01:05:17
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in memory sitting on the place where I left off.
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That is a sort of premium quality TV box experience.
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So it felt good.
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But yeah, it's just embarrassing.
01:05:29
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The setup stuff is just embarrassing.
01:05:30
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And I still think the remote is kind of embarrassing because I can't imagine, like, maybe people
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will eventually come to appreciate what I was just describing, the swipiness versus the tapping,
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but that may be more of just a personal thing where I hate waiting for the machine to do
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anything and I hate the fact that I have to, I know I'm going to have to depress and release
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this little rubberized button to operate a mechanical switch seven times to get to the
01:05:55
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seventh item. That probably doesn't annoy other people as much as it annoys me, and in fact,
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other people probably feel more comfortable feeling that physical click seven times to get
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get from place to place.
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So I don't think they're gonna pick up on those.
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You know, the things that appeal to me about the remote
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may not be the things that appeal to other people
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and everything else about the remote is just terrible,
01:06:13
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as discussed in previous shows.
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It's just too small, it's the wrong shape,
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it doesn't feel good, it doesn't look good,
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it doesn't light up, it's not easy to find,
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it falls down couch cushions.
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If you dig for it, you're gonna accidentally
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scrub your video and be pissed off.
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So let's talk about Apple TV gaming.
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- Wow, that was a long pause.
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So Jon, I'm assuming that your gaming experience
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has been limited in the short time you've had it.
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- Well, here's what I played.
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I played Crossy Road, but also Adventure.
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Two games that I was already familiar with.
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I thought Crossy Road was,
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well I thought also Adventure was the best test
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because it only has one button modulo
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the wingsuit activation and some other stuff,
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But for the most part you're you're just tapping a button and and that's that's why I said before that I think that the
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The remote isn't like that the touchpad that you press it
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Actually, the touchpad actually bends like it bends the tip of it goes down
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That's not a good button
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Like if that's gonna be the main button you press like to start doing a flip or jump or whatever in alto's adventure
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It just doesn't feel good as a button. It does not feel like a controller button. It is I mean, it's big
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It's easy to find it's not like you know, it's good to be the primary button. It's just doesn't feel good
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It's a pretty loud click. It feels more like I don't know what it feels like
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Maybe maybe clicking a mouse button. It's as if
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Every time you want to make Mario jump you click an old-style mouse button
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It's just doesn't it doesn't feel like an a button essentially, right?
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Yeah, and this this this seems like a lot of travel on it and just it feels kind of like there's a little bit of
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Lag I know that probably isn't lag. I don't know what I'm feeling
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Maybe I'm feeling like the fact that my thumb has to go through a lot of travel. I don't know
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I've I've spent a lot of time using all sorts of controllers
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This a doesn't feel like a controller and B doesn't feel good. We're just kind of a shame
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That's why I was wishing like if they just did tap or whatever cross your road
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Similar cross your road. I feel like is a little bit better because it's kind of more deliberate
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I guess where you're going hop hop hop, but even that
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And then cross road of course
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You have to do the side swipe on the up swipe to do the directional changes
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I found that the directional change is frustratingly inaccurate in the iOS games where you're swiping on the screen
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I don't know if it's because I'm trying to it's kind of like playing Zaxxon
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You guys don't remember that but sort of isometric view of a game where I could never quite my my hand eye
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Coordination connection could never quite get on the same page in terms of okay
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So am I am I pressing up to the left like northwest?
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To try to make my Zaxxon shift go left in ship space or am I pressing?
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Directly west like is it is it relative or absolute control from the perspective of the ship or from the perspective?
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I'm looking at the screen. It's very often in crossy road
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I will swipe what looks like left along the ground, but it wants me to swipe left with respect to the screen anyway
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Those problems seemed lessened somewhat by using the swipey remote for the television
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I don't know why I did like on my first couple runs on Crossy Road. I hadn't played in a very long time
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I did really well with the television. So I guess the control scheme is pretty okay for that
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But the button is still pretty terrible performance wise it performs like an a8 so, you know, and those games are not challenging
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The games launch fast
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They they launched faster on a lot of our iOS devices because I don't have many iOS devices that are as fast as an aid
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in the house
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Can't imagine playing a quote-unquote real console game with that remote
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I don't even like playing with it with the Wii remote sideways and that has a real d-pad on it. So
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I don't know
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Gaming wise the kids seem interested in it because they play a lot of iOS games
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They're excited to play them on TV. We play two-player crossy road and that was a little fun twist as well
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I don't know if I'll do a lot of gaming on it
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I guess it depends on what games come out
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But I know I would be more inclined to to take it seriously as a gaming device for my gaming needs
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If it had what we know marker already bought which is a third-party control that looks like a console controller
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Yeah, so about that controller. I haven't used it yet
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It's it's it's charging up on my desk, and I'm probably gonna try it out tomorrow night
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But it feels you know it's 50 bucks
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Which I guess is in the round I mean what is like a ps4 controller costs like 40
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They're more expensive than you think right 50 bucks is is reasonable a reasonable price
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Is this what you should say what make and model this is it's the steel case nimbus
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Which is this the only one so far? I think it might be you can use any
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I think you use any made for iPhone controller with it. Okay. So anyway, it's not a great feeling controller
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I will see how it goes in practice
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But just like pushing the buttons just without it being plugged into anything
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The d-pad does not feel very good. The buttons don't feel very good. It feels
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Kind of like, you know like back in the day
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I don't know
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I don't know what the current market for these things would be but back when I had a Sega Genesis growing up
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You'd occasionally be at a friend's house where they didn't want to spend the full $12 to get the the name-brand
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Sega controller as their player 2 controller
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So you'd be player 2 and you'd have like the like not the $12 nice one
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But the $7 crappy one and it was like a third-party
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Kind of cheap knockoff that tried to be as good as the as the real Sega one
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but never was. This feels like one of those. Like compared to the other, compared to like
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you know real Sony or Microsoft controllers or Nintendo controllers that are actually
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like good, this just feels like a third party knock off kind of controller. It doesn't,
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it doesn't feel like terrible, it just doesn't feel good. So all that aside, and there was
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a great article that I put this link in the show notes that I wanted to bring up, there
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was a great article on Polygon today I think that came out that was all about like you
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know, like what are the best games on Apple TV and it talks about like you know how many
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of them actually change noticeably if you're using this controller versus just using the
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Siri remote. And like Rayman, like it becomes, like a lot of these games like in Rayman they
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give the case where apparently normally if you just use the Apple TV remote the player
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kind of just runs at a fixed speed and you're just controlling jumping and stuff and if
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plug in a controller, then you have full control over the player. So it's like, the games change
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in pretty substantial ways if you use one of these controllers. But in general, I think
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there's going to be two main problems that this faces. Number one, these aren't going
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to be AAA quality games, just because the economics are not going to work out for people
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for a while, if ever.
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Well, they could be shovelware. Rayman, you talked about, I'm pretty sure, is shovelware.
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that is that is a high profile multi platform console game that they ported to iOS and now
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Apple TV if it's the game it's Rayman Legends right?
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It's Rayman something I don't know I haven't played it yet but it doesn't matter so there's
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there's going to be obviously a lot of shovelware from from iPad and iPhone games of course
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because it's easy but yeah so there's going to be issues of like you know the games aren't
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going to be that great from from just like the the budget perspective because they're
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they're not going to be able to make that much money.
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Compared to selling it for 60 bucks on a console,
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they're not going to make as much money on this device
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that you're lucky if you can get 10 bucks up front
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for a game or do some kind of terrible in-app purchase scheme
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and the installed base for the Apple TV is going to be
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smaller than the game consoles for a while.
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Probably in the long term it'll eventually surpass them
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but for at least a few years it's probably
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going to be smaller.
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So we'll see what happens there.
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To me, I think what we're gonna see here,
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I think it's kind of like YouTube versus HBO of games,
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if that makes some sense.
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The big budget AAA games, that's like the HBO
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in this analogy, those are gonna go to the consoles
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and the PCs, because that's where they can charge
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the most money and really reach the most hardcore enthusiasts
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who are willing to pay a premium to play those games
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and to really get into them and to appeal to game
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enthusiasts and everything.
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Whereas YouTube is kinda like, well, anybody can throw
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some stuff up here and most of it's gonna be garbage
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some of it's gonna be good.
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That I think is gonna be more like
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what the Apple TV gaming scene becomes,
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where it's gonna be a lot of garbage, some good stuff.
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It's probably never gonna be the quality
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that you'd get out of a AAA studio,
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AAA release on a console,
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but there's gonna be a lot more stuff,
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and it's a lot more casual, and the bar's a lot lower.
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And because programming for iOS is easy,
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and distribution, despite all of our complaints
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in the App Store, is still way easier
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than trying to ship a console game.
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So I think it's gonna be more like that,
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And that isn't necessarily a bad thing,
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but it's just different.
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This is never going to be a competitive gaming console
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in what we think of as a gaming console.
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But it might be a thing that people play games on,
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if that makes sense.
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- Yeah, real-time follow-up.
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Apparently Rayman Legends is not on iOS.
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It's called Rayman Adventures.
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I'm not sure how much it shares,
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but Rayman Legends is on PlayStation 3 and 4
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and Wii U and 360 and Xbox One and the Vita and Windows,
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but not on iOS.
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So I have some hope for the people who are good at making iOS games will become good
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at making Apple TV games.
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I'm really disappointed about the rules surrounding controllers.
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I'm disappointed Apple doesn't make a first-party controller.
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What you said about third-party controllers is still entirely true with the one possible
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exception of controllers made for esports, which cost more and are presumably higher
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quality and better feeling.
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But the consumer third-party controllers, always gross.
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Like even as recently as, I think the last one I actually bought was maybe for the GameCube,
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but I always play with them in stores, you would think, "How can it be that much worse?"
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Like it's just, it's a pad with buttons, and if you look at pictures of them, you're like,
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"Actually, the third-party ones look better."
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Like they're better suited to my hands, they're a different shape, I like what they did with
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the controls, and then you just press the buttons, and you're like, "What have you guys
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What did you do?
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It's just a button.
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How can you screw it up?
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Why does it feel so different or bad?"
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Right, like a Super Nintendo controller would feel better than this.
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Yeah, and I don't know what magic first-party controllers have or just, you know,
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you could say it's just that you're used to the first-party controller.
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You get the thing, you use the player one controller for a long time,
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then you cheap out and you get a third-party one and it feels different and you don't like it.
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But there is no first-party controller with the Apple TV. There's just that silly remote.
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So it's not like you're comparing the Nimbus Steelcase thing to Apple's first-party control that feels really good.
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You're comparing it to nothing and you still find it doesn't, you know, feel good to your hands.
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So I totally believe that I don't know what it is that makes first party controllers so much better
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Although I have to say that I'm still you know
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I've I've been playing destiny in my ps4 controller for a long time and
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The l2 and r2 trigger squeak when I hold them down and it bothers me a little bit
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Have I destroyed it by playing 500 hours of destiny? Maybe I don't feel like I'm being that rough on the thing
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I just feel like it's not up to Nintendo's quality standard
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I guess the GameCube triggers did squeak a little bit too, but compared to the Wii U pro controller
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which feels as solid as a rock even though the thumbsticks are in the wrong place.
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Anyway, I may be interested enough to buy a real controller for my Apple TV depending
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on how much my kids get into playing it and how much I get into playing it, but your view
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so far of the Steelcase Nimbus is not making me run out and buy that particular model,
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so maybe I'll just wait.
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I mean, honestly, I wouldn't expect there to be a lot of these.
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I honestly wouldn't.
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I don't think the market can really support a lot of them.
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I think it can support one to two, really.
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And only because, like, if this wasn't sold
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in the Apple store, I wouldn't have even considered it.
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But I was there to get a second Apple TV
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because I wanted one for my desk to develop on
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so I can use the nice remote
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and not have to use the terrible simulator remote.
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So I wanted, so anyway, I was there
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and I got one kind of impulse buying.
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But if they weren't in the store, I don't think,
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I don't think I would have gotten one.
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- Apple could be doing the wait and see thing too.
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Like hey if people really start making console quality games
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There's no reason the Apple can't make a first-party controller and ship it with the next Apple TV other than the fact that it will destroy
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You know the poor people who design the packaging they'd be like I have to put this in the box
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It destroys my whole box design
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It's supposed to be a cute little Apple TV and have this little cubby with the remote and
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And the wire and everything fits so neatly and now you got to give me this control
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It's bigger that entire box combined. I gotta find someplace to put this
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It just seems like a shame like that
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part of me thinks is like half the reason they don't want to sell a controller is because it necessarily would have to be so
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much larger and
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Everything about all their packaging their products is like how small can we make the box?
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How many of these can we fit in a shipping container?
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How little waste can we make environmentally speaking?
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And there's just no getting around the fact that if you want something for adults to hold with two hands
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It has to be a certain size and you have to make a bigger box
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No, honestly, I think that that is probably a really big part of the reason why they don't make one
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They seem to do a lot like I think this is kind of like what I mentioned last week about how I feel like
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Johnny Ives influence is slightly too strong in the organization. There used to be some some adjustment there
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I feel like the the influence of
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Packaging size is so strong right now that they do things like that that like it's optimizing for the size of the box
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when it actually has
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noticeable ramifications on the product.
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So there's some things that they could use,
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I think some rebalancing, but regardless, yeah,
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I wouldn't expect Apple to make a game controller
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that's any good, even if they did make one for themselves,
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because for all the same reasons,
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everything that is making Apple's products compelling
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and good today, hardware wise,
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of like making these like thin, sleek things that are,
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by the way, did I mention thin?
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By the way, it's really thin.
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What is required to make a good game controller
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goes totally against Apple's hardware design
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in recent years.
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Like, I don't think they are capable
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of shipping one that is good.
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They would never get out the door.
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- Yeah, because it's the same reason, you know,
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the remote is the best example.
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If they could make a good controller,
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they would have made a good remote.
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- Exactly. - It just doesn't,
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and I kind of, like, packaging is kind of silly
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because there are, like, legit reasons
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for the packaging to, you know,
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to make a minimal packaging.
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Regardless of the size of the product,
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you do want to make minimal packaging for economics
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and for environmental reasons,
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both of which are good to go.
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But you just look at the Apple TV
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and the size of the remote, and you have to think,
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these two were designed as a pair,
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and they are in scale with each other.
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And it's ignoring the fact that human beings
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are not in scale with the Apple TV.
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I don't care how big the puck is.
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Don't size the remote based on the size of the puck.
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Size it based on hands.
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Shape it and size it based on hands.
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And there's not too many things that Apple makes
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that you grip in that way.
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Like obviously the phones and the pads and stuff,
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they just, they want to be like, you know,
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as thin as possible until they're, you know,
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until it becomes a non-issue and you're holding like a,
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a completely clear piece of Lexan that weighs almost nothing
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that magically has an image of here on the screen.
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Apple would be all for that, right?
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But they make keyboards that you touch
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and those they've been trying to shrink down,
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but at least the key cap,
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key cap is still full size.
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They make the sushi mouse, which you touch,
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but in a weird way.
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And maybe if you hold it that way, it's good.
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But if you don't hold it that way, tough luck.
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I still like it.
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- Yeah, me too.
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don't, I mean, it's fine, like if you use it that way,
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but they don't make many things that you kind of grip
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and hold and use in the same way that you would grip
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and hold a remote or a game controller,
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because there's nothing on the remote or the game controller
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that you look at, the Wii U game pad aside.
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It's purely a thing that you hold with buttons on it
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that you're not staring at when you use.
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So it has to be sort of tactile and you have to be able
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to tell which way is what way and where the buttons are.
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and yeah, there's not much like that that they make.
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And their aesthetic doesn't lend itself well to that
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because the negative space formed
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by the gripping human hand is ugly.
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And there's no getting around that.
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- Ergonomics are ugly.
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Things that are well designed ergonomically
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are not gonna be as visually attractive
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as a thin bar of soap remote that they can make,
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but it might not work as well.
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But they are willing to make that trade-off.
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- Specifically things that you grip,
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because like grip in this type of way,
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because you can make a very ergonomic
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and beautiful door handle, right?
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Or a lever or shift knob in a car or steering wheel
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or anything like that.
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Those can be both beautiful and ergonomic,
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but once you're wrapping your hand entirely around something
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like a controller that you're gripping with two hands
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or remote that you're gripping entirely with one hand,
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then you're just all around the thing.
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And it's like, you can't get around the fact
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that hands don't wanna go around a rectangular solid.
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They don't want, and it's hard,
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if it's a little tiny sliver of a thing,
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it's hard to kind of grip that at the same time
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as manipulating the top surface.
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What are you even holding onto?
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The little edges of the thing?
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Yeah, I feel like the people from OXO
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need to parachute into the industrial design headquarters
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at Apple and go, "All right, guys, listen.
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Everybody on the floor, just strap them to their chairs
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and just go over," although OXO discontinued
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the good cheese grater too,
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so maybe they're losing their way as well.
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- So going back a sec, so I said that there were
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two challenges that I see for Apple TV games
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and I only named one.
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The other big one is, it's what I always say,
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never go against the smartphone.
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All the Apple TV games so far, again,
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I assume this will change, hopefully quickly,
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and hopefully to such a degree that this statement
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sounds ridiculous in retrospect,
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but so far, I haven't seen anything on the Apple TV
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game wise that was substantially better than just running that same game on an iPhone or
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an iPad. That's going to be a problem for a lot of games. Everyone who's been developing
01:25:53
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iOS games so far, mobile games so far, has been doing it on these platforms where certain
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things apply, we know all these SDKs and everything. People who are making games that can be played
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nicely on a TV with a controller have not really been in this business because this
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has not really allowed them to thrive. So we need to either attract those kind of games
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into the business or we need to have our game developers start making games that actually
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make sense on TVs more than they make sense on just running it on an iPad or an iPhone.
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I wouldn't say they're not substantially, but it all depends on how you qualify substantially
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because I think even these two games that are totally iOS games like, you know, Altos
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Adventure and Crossy Road, both designed with the control scheme of a smartphone or a touchscreen
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in mind. Alto is like, "How can I make a fun game with very minimal controls?" Most of
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the time you just tap anywhere on the screen. Same thing with Crossy Road. Mostly you just
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tap anywhere with a little bit of swipes. They're totally designed for the very limited,
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very primitive input, input precision and style of a touchscreen device. But I think
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both of those games benefit enormously from being on the TV screen. For the first reason,
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that your hands aren't blocking any part of the screen, which is, for console gamers,
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of the thing that annoys about iOS games is that if it doesn't have an interface that
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totally demands touch like flight control where it's like okay that's not working anywhere
01:27:16
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else you know it's got to be a finger or a mouse and the finger kind of makes it more
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fun but those type of games I like not having my hand blocking the screen.
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The reason I always play Alto on my iPad is I don't like how much of the screen my two
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thumbs potentially block when playing Alto on my iPhone 6 or even worse on a 4 inch iOS
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seeing the whole screen. Games that look good, and I think Alto does look pretty good, or
01:27:40
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even Crossy Road, they look really good on a big TV. Big, bright, beautiful colors, again
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none of it blocked by your fingers. I think that is a big enough win that I like. If I
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was going for a high score in Crossy Road or Alto, I would now do it on my television.
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Like I would not try to do it on my iPad or on my iPhone, because I feel like I would
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do better, it's like it's better suited
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to even this really super simple kind of game.
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It's not like I'm saying, well,
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it's a game that takes full advantage of a controller
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and you couldn't play it at all on an iOS device.
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I think that's a win.
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Now, is that a big enough win that people care?
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They're like, "Oh, Crossy Road have already got them my phone."
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Probably not, because from what I've seen with my kids,
01:28:20
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they're fine playing, like, they experienced those games
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for the first time on their iOS devices,
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they're fine playing them there.
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I don't think they would feel the same way I do
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about getting my fingers the hell away from the screen
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so I can see what's going on.
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But we'll see.
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My son is now-- he downloaded some first person shooter
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And I'm like, oh, what?
01:28:39
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For a phone-sized device?
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Who in the world is trying to play a first person
01:28:42
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shooter on a phone screen?
01:28:43
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Well, he's doing it.
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He seems to be enjoying it.
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It's not like he doesn't know the other experience.
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He plays Minecraft on the Mac.
01:28:51
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So we've got the mouse and keyboard controls there.
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He plays Destiny on the PS4 so he
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knows what it's like for console control.
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And here he is, tilting the thing
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and shoving his little fingers into different parts
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of the screen to try and make the guy walk forward
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and jump and shoot and I'm like,
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oh, that's no way to live, but he seems fine with it.
01:29:07
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So you may be right, the market as a whole
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is not going to see a significant differentiator
01:29:13
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for these same games on the television,
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but I certainly do.
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So at least maybe for old people who know what it's like
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to be able to see the whole screen, there is an upside.
01:29:21
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- The other thing too is like TV screens are way worse
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than modern smartphone and tablet screens.
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the graphics that you see on TV, the resolution, anything involving text, and I totally agree
01:29:33
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with Joe Steele on upgrade this past week about how there's so many blurs that use these
01:29:40
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gradients between colors and you see noticeable banding on my TV and probably many TVs to
01:29:45
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the point where it doesn't seem like this interface was designed for TVs.
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You guys gotta get better TVs.
01:29:52
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So like in many ways gaming, when you're used to gaming on iOS, gaming on a TV again is
01:30:00
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a step down in many ways.
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And I totally agree, there are so many kinds of games where a controller with real D-pad
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and real buttons or real analog sticks, whatever your case may be, a controller with physical
01:30:12
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buttons is so much better than touch controls for so many kinds of games.
01:30:17
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Not all, but so many kinds of games.
01:30:20
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And yet, playing games on a TV, once you are used to casual gaming on iOS devices, it really
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does feel like a big step backwards.
01:30:30
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Another type of game, like this is one of the games that was in the top, presented to
01:30:34
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me on the first screen of apps and I almost bought it, is a game that I never bought on
01:30:39
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iOS because I looked at the game and I'm like, "Oh, well that's a console game.
01:30:42
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There's no way I'd want to play that on an iOS device.
01:30:44
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What is it called?
01:30:45
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Someone in the chat room will tell me.
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Oceanhorn or something like that?"
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It's a Zelda clone, basically.
01:30:49
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It's a, it's Zelda, but not without Zelda IP.
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And that's a traditional console game.
01:30:57
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Yeah, the chatroom says Oceanhorn.
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You run around and you do Zelda-like things with a character who is totally not named
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Link, and I assume there's a princess who is not named Zelda.
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And beautiful graphics, and it looks nice, but I'm like, I don't want to play that kind
01:31:10
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of, again, maybe it's because I'm old, I don't want to play that kind of game on a console,
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or on a phone or an iPad.
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I want to play that on my television holding a controller, and because I can't do that
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I'm never going to buy it.
01:31:22
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Now when I saw it come up on my Apple TV screen I'm like, "You know what?
01:31:25
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Maybe I would play that."
01:31:28
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Maybe it's just, again, the context that I feel like certain types of games that you're
01:31:32
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going to spend hours and hours going on a quest and a game with continuity and saves
01:31:36
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and adventure and inventory, that I would just rather do that on a television.
01:31:40
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I don't know if that's the common case for people who grew up with iOS devices.
01:31:47
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I definitely felt that when I saw that icon that same game that I know is a quality game that I've seen lots of things
01:31:51
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about that I would never in a million years would buy and play on my
01:31:54
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iPad or iPhone I was tempted to buy
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on the television I
01:32:01
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Just think it also one thing that this would be awesome for that would make my gamepad purchase worthwhile is if good emulators exist
01:32:08
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Like for old, you know NES Genesis. We haven't had a good NES or MAME
01:32:12
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Breach in the App Store in a while
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Yeah, there was that one like there was there was some somebody open-sourced one back when the dev kits first shipped out
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And I have a bookmarked somewhere in one of my many tabs in my many Chrome windows John
01:32:26
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No, just kidding. I think I'm pinboard somewhere anyway
01:32:30
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So I wanted to try to run that because this really could be a really nice
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emulator machine but
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Getting the software on there through the App Store stuff is probably gonna be a problem
01:32:41
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Yeah, I think my last NES emulator probably crashes on launch now in iOS 9 which is kind of a shame
01:32:46
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My main one might still run
01:32:48
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I don't but in the early days of the App Store for people who weren't around back then very frequently
01:32:52
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Someone would manage to get some kind of game emulator onto the App Store briefly before Apple would pull it
01:32:58
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So if you purchased and downloaded it during that window of time
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Apple wouldn't remove it from your device, even though it's gone from the store
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So a lot of us have these emulators from like the iOS 3 or 4 days still sitting around
01:33:10
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Of course they're not maintained and the developer can't release updates so eventually a lot
01:33:13
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of them just start crashing on launch and don't work, but some of them still do.
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>> Real time follow up, thanks to Jelly Bean Soup, which sounds disgusting, in the chat.
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I know that--
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>> You're one to talk Mike and Ike man.
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[ Laughter ]
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>> The emulator that I was referring to for Apple TV is called Provenance and so we'll
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link that in the show notes.
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I will try it.
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I have like a DVD R, a DVD, sorry, a DVD Plus R disc with like the entire Nintendo and Genesis
01:33:43
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catalogs on it and ROMs, but who knows. I got to take this out. Because yeah, that could
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be really cool and that could be like a fun thing to do with my kid who's now like getting
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into games, you know, because he's almost four. So yeah, that could be fun. And if that
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does work well, then I will not regret the purchase of this controller at all.
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So one final thing on Apple TV
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And you'll notice if you've seen any of the screenshots the old Apple TV appearance was basically a black background
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With light colored things on a lot of the icons were also kind of dark
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But anyway, the background of the whole thing was black. I
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Like that for a lot of reasons. I don't like bright white screens in my face
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but also because I have a plasma television that does not like to show a full white screen and
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Also because I have a plasma television with various regions of the screen with
01:34:32
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Burn-in and other image retention artifacts on it from the kids watching Cartoon Network and the stupid CN logo burning into the side and
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The destiny had burning into the left and so on and so forth
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Obviously, this is a problem only for me and the seven other people who still on plasmas
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But I bet if you own a plasma and I've heard from a couple people already have done this and you think you don't have
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any image retention
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something like say
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Kratzi wrote and having a big giant uniform
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Teal background when the hipster whale comes up you will notice hey, wait a second that big giant teal background is not uniform
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I can see the logo of the channel. I watch all the time in the corner
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Well, I didn't know that was there before and same thing with the menu screens where it's like you just have this big sea of
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Icons on a big it's not pure white but on a big light colored background that's supposed to be uniform
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But then you start seeing the little little things burned in that makes me feel sad
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I don't think it's a reason for Apple not to do it except the only argument for Apple to go back to a black background
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Is just in general staring at a television with the white background is not fun on your eyeballs
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Especially if you have if you don't have a plasma you have an LED backlit LCD
01:35:38
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Those can go really bright and having a full bright screen even if the room is not dark having a full white screen with icons
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On it not great for television
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so I wish both for selfish reasons and a few minor practical reasons that they would tone it down a little bit and
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and go back to black background with light icons on it instead of the other way around it.
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And it also kind of feels more TV-ish. I think Plex's UI is like that. Casey can tell me if I'm wrong.
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Well, Plex's UI in general tends to be... I don't know. It is TV-ish, but I've not seen it on the new
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Apple TV. I'm not even using new Apple TV yet, so it beats me in that capacity. So you think that it's
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conceivable that that would also be a light background with dark text on it instead of
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what I'm used to seeing which is black background with light text?
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Ah, the pictures I've seen, I thought it looked very much like the home screen of the
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Apple TV in that it was like a very gray background with like white-ish text on it.
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But yeah, well they're using a lot of the layout templates that you get from TVML.
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So it does appear that it's going to be like a general light theme. And I'm with you, John.
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Honestly, I didn't realize, like I'd forgotten what this looked like in the event. So like when
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When I got it, I plugged it in, I'm like,
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"Oh, everything is really bright."
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And I also have a plasma, even though it's an ancient one,
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but I admit I would prefer a dark theme for TV stuff.
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It just kind of feels like that is the color scheme for TV
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is black with color where necessary,
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rather than what we have with this,
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which is just everything is just bright
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and full of banded gradients all over the place.
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- Well, they do vibrancy too.
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That's the thing I actually do think kind of works.
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They do a vibrancy effect where like the new app fades to the foreground or sometimes when you're on like a setting screen
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You can see behind it this sort of mmm
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Like you can't an iOS where they put a sheet up over it and you really can't see through it
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But there's kind of these weird colored blobs. It's not straight trans
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but there's kind of these weird colored blobs.
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It's not straight translucent, it's vibrancy.
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Like it's that effect that you've seen everyone else
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they do on the television.
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And that I don't mind so much
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because it does tend to be darker at least,
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but it's a thing that it's covering up.
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Having a darker gray thing over some icons looks okay,
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but when it slides away again and you're like,
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light gray icons on light gray or white,
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it just doesn't feel right to me.
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- Yeah, well, there's different vibrancy modes.
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One of them is super light
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and one of them is middle, one of them is dark.
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So it's really up to developers to choose,
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but I think by default, and kind of like the norm
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on the platform is going to be things that are fairly light.
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And I agree with you, that's probably a mistake.
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- But, and so you can look at the screenshots
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of the Plex app that we'll put in the show notes.
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It looks like it does the vibrancy thing,
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and like for example, they're showing a thing
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from Louie here, is this the Plex app
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or is this everything else?
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- Yeah, that's the Louie app.
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Again, it's using all the built-in templates from TVML.
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Oh yeah, anyway, since Louis has a picture of Louis CK
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with like a blue sky and some clouds,
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the whole background of the page is kind of like a blurred,
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smeared version of the, you know,
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it does auto color theming, right?
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Like Breaking Bad is like greenish gray,
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and so the whole background is greenish gray.
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And that, yeah, Apple Music does similar things.
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Like Apple's been doing this for a long time,
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trying to sort of have algorithmically generated
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color schemes that match the thing you're seeing
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but still find a way to make the text legible on it.
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It is very difficult to do
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and they seem super determined to be able to do it.
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And I think they do a pretty good job here.
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I like the fact that every one of these screens
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isn't completely black with white text on it
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like it used to be on the old Apple TV.
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Sometimes you get a bum color scheme,
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sometimes things are hard to read.
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So maybe you could say,
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"Hey, Apple, like just pick one theme that looks nice
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that you can read text on."
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But I am not as vehemently anti vibrancy
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as some other people.
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I think they go too far with it.
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I think it's a little bit silly,
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but for a television interface,
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I think this gives Apple a branding
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because they're the only company
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that's gonna go through these kinds of pains
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to stick to this, what seems like a very stupid idea
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for how to color theme things algorithmically.
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And they're just gonna keep working at it
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until they get it to work and they've done it
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and it makes it look different than everything else.
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It's when you go all the way back to the menu screen
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where it's like, well, now you're at the bottom
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and all there is is a very light gray background
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some drop shadows on it. That still feels wrong.
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All right, I think we're good.
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Thanks a lot to our three sponsors this week, Harry's, Cars Against Humanity, and Backblaze.
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And we will see you next week.
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Now the show is over, they didn't even mean to begin
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him
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'Cause it was accidental, oh it was accidental
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them @C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-S
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So that's Kasey Liss, M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M
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Auntie Marco Arment, S-I-R-A-C-U-S-A, Syracuse
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It's accidental (it's accidental)
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They didn't mean to, accidental (accidental)
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♫ Tech podcast so long
01:41:04
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- When you get your Apple TV,
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you will have things to talk about too.
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- Well honestly Casey, now you have to get one
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so you can tell us about Plex on it.
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- I've learned enough about myself to know
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that I'm going to get one.
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It's just a matter of will I hold out
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for the holidays or not.
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And I don't know, I probably,
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this optical thing is really chapping my ass.
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And it's stupid, like conceptually I know it's stupid
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and I know it's not that big a deal
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and I can get over it, but it's really--
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- Just get one of those $30 boxes.
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It's not worth this fretting.
01:41:35
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The $30 box might break, but it might not.
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If it breaks, so what?
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Return it, get a different one.
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If it doesn't break, problem solved.
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- You can get two of them
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for the cost of the game controller.
01:41:44
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- Yeah, that's true.
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It's all, I know I'm being crazy, like I said earlier.
01:41:48
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There's no doubt in my mind this is a Casey issue
01:41:50
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and I'm just being weird, but I don't know,
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it really grinds my gears that that's the way that that is.
01:41:55
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- Shouldn't bother you that much,
01:41:57
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'cause like you said, it makes total sense
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to drop that optical.
01:41:59
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- Oh, it does. - Who doesn't use optical
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anymore, you just need to get a new receiver.
01:42:02
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And you don't have the same excuse that Marco does
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where you're not allowed to get one
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that's above a certain height.
01:42:05
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- So interesting follow up about that by the way.
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It turns out, so to recap, my issue that I brought up
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last time was that I really want dynamic range compression
01:42:17
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in my audio for my TV, but due to household balance issues,
01:42:22
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I'm not allowed to have a big receiver that does not fit
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in this really, really narrow spot in our TV stand.
01:42:32
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And I have not found any receiver
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that is short enough height-wise to actually fit in here,
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even the Marantz Slimline ones,
01:42:39
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which are almost there but not quite.
01:42:41
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And then I also, later on, asked what the heck
01:42:45
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a soundbar was, 'cause I keep seeing soundbars everywhere
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and they seem to be the new cool thing,
01:42:49
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and I wondered what the heck is a soundbar,
01:42:51
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why do people keep buying what appears to be
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a big row of tiny little speakers.
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and turns out the answer to what I want
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probably is a soundbar.
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Because many of them include range compression
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as a feature of the soundbar,
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which is a wide, skinny speaker that can fit
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pretty much anywhere in the kind of shaped shelf
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that I have our TV on.
01:43:19
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- Like we said, everything comes with it.
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The Apple TV comes with it, everything has it.
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Everything except for your television
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and your current speakers.
01:43:24
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- Right, and so it turns out the Apple TV does in fact
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have built in range compression,
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so that is also going to be something
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that will be a possible answer.
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But I'm actually a very kind manufacturer
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of audio equipment has actually sent me a sound bar
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to test that arrived today.
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I haven't had time to hook it up yet.
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- I don't know if you're gonna like it,
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'cause like I said, it does sound different than stereo.
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And it's trying to find a middle ground.
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It's not gonna sound like stereo, but better sounding.
01:43:54
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it's gonna sound different because it's trying to say,
01:43:57
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trying to be like, it's just like a 5.1 system,
01:43:59
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so it's gonna do crap by bouncing sound around your room
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that you may find weird.
01:44:03
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So it'll be interesting to see how you,
01:44:06
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how this, if it actually is pleasing enough
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for you to keep using it, or if you say,
01:44:10
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you know what, that's just too weird,
01:44:11
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I'd rather have either just plain stereo
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or 5.1 than this thing.
01:44:15
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- Yeah, and I have to look at the same,
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there's probably like different modes and like settings
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of like, if I can like tell it to just try to make it sound
01:44:25
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2D and like to not boost up the depth simulation as much,
01:44:29
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maybe it won't sound weird, I don't know.
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I'll let you know how it goes.
01:44:33
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- Yeah, well that's the other thing with the surround systems
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is one of the reasons that people tend not to like them
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is pretty much every receiver comes with like
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all these weird modes like pretend you're in an opera hall
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or you're in a stadium or you're like,
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just do not ever use any of those.
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They're pointless, I don't know, I guess they're there
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to wow people in showrooms or something,
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pretend they don't exist.
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And so with the soundbar, I think what you're probably
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gonna end up wanting is, please just play the center channel
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out of your center speakers, the right out of there,
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the left out of there, and just have it go straight.
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But even that can sound weird if the speakers
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are angled behind the grill in weird ways,
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because a lot of the time they try to bounce
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the back channels off of the side wall and the back wall,
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the kind of, you know what I mean?
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- And if they're in an angle like that,
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they're never gonna be going right at you.
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Like I feel like, like I was saying before,
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don't run a 5.1 mix out of less than 5.1 speakers
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because some sounds are only on a certain channel
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and you will literally not hear them.
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And so you won't understand what someone is replying to.
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It's like you're not hearing the whole movie.
01:45:29
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So you have to play those speakers,
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but you just want them to play, like,
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just play the sound, like,
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if they could reroute them to the left or the right channel
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or just play the sound straight at me.
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'Cause I'm not interested in feeling like I'm surrounded.
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I just want all of the sound coming straight from me.
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Anyway, well, I can't wait to hear your review
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the soundbar. Thanks. Does it even fit though? That's another thing. I would
01:45:52
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love for you to unpack this thing and realize it doesn't fit either. I measured
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and it should fit but yeah should is different from does in practice we'll see.
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And FYI I have my car back for a week until it goes into the body shop.
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Wait, why does it need to go to the body shop? So the area in which my house is and in
01:46:13
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between my house and work, there's a landfill. Don't be creepy. And one of the main access
01:46:20
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roads to the landfill is one of the roads I drive on.
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There's probably more than one landfill in Virginia, Casey.
01:46:27
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Well, in the Richmond area, I genuinely don't know how many there are that are accessible
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to the public. So what happens is people who perhaps live in like extraordinarily rural
01:46:37
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sections of this area, which there are some, but they're relatively far out. Or if you
01:46:42
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just don't feel like paying for trash service, you can bring your trash to the landfill and
01:46:48
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you can dump it yourself.
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Well, the problem is nobody actually secures their trash as they're driving up this main
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access road.
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And one day I was driving to work and apparently was daydreaming.
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I wasn't on my phone, hand on heart.
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I wasn't on my phone, I wasn't fiddling with the radio, I was just apparently not paying
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enough attention to the road.
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And I must have clipped like a piece of wood or something and I heard this tremendous like
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crash or bang or something. And I discovered a day or two later, because I went looking
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around the car and didn't see anything, and I discovered a day or two later that I had
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apparently kicked it up with my rear passenger tire and it impacted on the fender, like on
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the very edge of the fender. And so there's like this really bad impact on the fender.
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So it's going into the body shop next week for apparently a week's worth of body repair
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just for that one fender issue to the tune of $1,000 that thankfully insurance has already
01:47:42
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paid for. But yeah.
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Yeah, and then you have had some car problems as well I hear.
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Yes. So fortunately I have an appointment to go get my snow tires installed and get
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whatever BS I'm supposed to get at this mileage next week already. But so yesterday my trunk
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stopped opening. So I don't have a trunk for the time being.
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Well just use your fr- oh wait never mind. There is literally no way to open it. So it's
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one of those, it's one of those electric lifting trunk gate things. So it, it, there is no
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mechanical way to open the trunk. You have to, it has to invoke the electric motor that
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controls it somehow. And there's like three different ways to do it. You can do it on
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the key fob, you can grip the button that's under the trunk lid, like where anyone else
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would have put a latch, there's a button there that you just push and it opens, or there's
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a button in the driver's side footwell. None of those work. You just pull them and it just
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does nothing. And I don't think you can get to it from the cabin, because I think the
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whole point of those various locks that are on the fold-down seats in the back, I think
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the whole point is that you aren't supposed to have access to the trunk without going
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through the trunk. Well, if it was mechanical in mechanical cars, you have a key thing very
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often in the backseat, so you put the key, actual physical key, which you do you even
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have a physical key? Oh, you know, yeah, it's buried in the key fob. I think I actually
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might have one of those little key slots in like the ski pass-through. Yeah, exactly.
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And then if you get to that, what you can do is get to the one that they have to put
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in there probably by law for like if you get trapped in the trunk, you have a way to get
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out. You know that little thing? Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, little pull handle thing? Yeah,
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So if you send Adam in, send him in through the ski thing
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and say, OK, Adam, pull the little red handle.
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He says, Daddy, I'm scared.
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And then you say, just pull it.
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Anyway, eventually, you'll open up the trunk.
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But I think the first car I ever saw that did this was AgriCL.
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I remember looking at it and noticing
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that the trunk lid had no place to put a key in
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and no handles whatsoever on it.
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Like, I think they did it for aesthetics,
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like, oh, it looks so smooth and sleek just
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to have this trunk thing that comes down.
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you don't have any of these silly key openings or handles or whatever.
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I assume it was still mechanical and you'd pull the little thingy in the driver's footwell
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or whatever, but what I thought was, well that's stupid, it's like a Johnny Ive type
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Purely for aesthetics you don't provide a mechanical latch or a place to stick your
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Margaux's thing is more like we want little tiny electric motors and circuits that will
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fail because apparently electronics and cars are an impossibility instead of having a latch.
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But on your car, there's a place, like you said, that would be where you would put the
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You wouldn't see it, it would be fine, it would work, but they say, "You know what?
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All motors."
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And if the motors fail, just forget about whatever's in the trunk.
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And this is one thing, like, so I got the electric trunk because it was part of a package
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and I kind of had to get it if I wanted a bunch of other cool stuff.
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Since the beginning of having this, I have said, "This is stupid," and I would prefer
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the car to not have this if given the option to just delete that.
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everything about an electric trunk is worse than a manual trunk. There is
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literally nothing, there is no benefit. So first of all it has like the the cool
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feature where you can just wave your foot under the bumper and the trunk opens.
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Yeah, you know how often that works? Yeah, you're just standing there doing the BMW dance.
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Waving your foot, yeah, waving your foot under the bumper and cursing at your
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trunk because it's not opening. Like that's the kind of thing you try like
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twice maybe and they're like, "Alright, I'm never doing this again." So that's problem number one.
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like those things just don't work.
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They work frequently enough that you can tell it's not broken,
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but infrequently enough that you never want to do it.
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So that's problem number one.
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Problem number two is that the electric,
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whatever mechanism raises and lowers this,
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is kind of permanently engaged so that if you want
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to like manually close the trunk,
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there's so much resistance you actually kind of can't do it,
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or you have to push really hard and it goes really slowly.
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It isn't like a bike gear where it just disengages
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when it's not applying pressure.
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It is just always engaged.
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You're pushing down really hard to try to manage closes
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if you ever need to.
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That's no good.
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So you kinda always have to use the motor,
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which is probably my problem right now.
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The reason I can't open it was something has failed
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and there is no manual way to open it.
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So there's also no manual way to close it.
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So that's annoying.
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And it's slow.
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If you have a regular trunk lid,
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regular mechanical trunk lid, you can close it and open it way faster than the people
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with these stupid electric ones like me.
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That's the one advantage of it is that you can't slam your hand in the electric one because
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it goes so damn slow and presumably has a back-off thing that if your hand was stuck
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in it would be like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm getting too much resistance."
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That's true, it does, but I mean, I've been driving a long time, I've never had that happen.
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Have you ever had that happen?
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The only place, well, it's for like little kids, they get in their hands caught and stuff,
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The only place electric thing makes any kind of sense is for minivans where very often
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the lift gate in the back is so high that short people can't even reach it to close
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And if you can reach it, it's sometimes difficult to get enough weight or leverage if you are
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a smaller, lightweight person.
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To pull that giant lid all the way down, that's – and it's the same thing on minivans
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with the sliding doors with kids getting in and out of it is a big, you know, getting
01:53:08
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your hand caught threat.
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So those are electric as well because it may be hard for a kid to pull that big heavy door
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closed and it's very easy for people to get their hands caught because kids are stupid
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and fight around doors and shove their hands in gaps to try to stop doors or whatever.
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And the electric one solves that problem and those things.
01:53:26
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And the final reason that it makes sense for minivans is a lot more minivans are sold than
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And any type of thing like this, any kind of car related technology, we talked about
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this with the Tesla Model X gullwing door things or whatever, you do not want this feature
01:53:46
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to only be on a low volume car.
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You want this to be the 900th iteration of this feature that sells thousands and thousands
01:53:53
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of copies every single year so they can get the kinks worked out of it.
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Regular trunk lids that they put on like a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry or a Toyota
01:54:04
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Corolla, you can be damn sure that if there's anything wrong with that trunk closing mechanism
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the next revision of the Camry, they will work on it and you repeat that process for
01:54:12
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15-20 years, they pretty much have the stupid welded gooseneck manual trunk lid things and
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latch down to that point.
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How many, I think the electric closing thing in your BMW F5 trunk lid is probably a beautiful
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bespoke mechanism made only for this year's M5 and the total number of electric closing
01:54:31
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BMW trunk lids sold in the history of BMW is probably less than the number of Camry's
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sold this year.
01:54:36
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Bruce S. in the chat pointed something out to me, or to us, which got me thinking. And
01:54:41
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so a little bit of real-time follow-up. There, well let me start by reading page 39 of your
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owner's manual.
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A manual operation...
01:54:49
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This makes one of us who has read it, by the way.
01:54:51
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I'm sure. In fact, I think I cracked the soap, the PDF version, open before we went to Germany,
01:54:55
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just because I'm that much of a nerd. But anyway...
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A manual operation. In the event of an electrical fault, manually operate the unlocked trunk
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lid slowly and smoothly. To close it completely, push the trunk lid down lightly. It is closed
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automatically. What? What does that even mean?
01:55:12
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That kind of makes it sound like if it's stuck open, you can close it carefully.
01:55:16
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Very weird. Anyway, but to continue on, the thing that Bruce S. brought up, which I had
01:55:20
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forgotten about, in my glove box, but apparently in your center armrest, there is actually
01:55:26
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a segregated lock switch specifically for the trunk.
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So you might want to run to your car,
01:55:34
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feel free to do that now if you'd like, we'll hold on.
01:55:37
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Run to the car and just double check
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that this switch is flicked the appropriate direction.
01:55:42
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- I might actually.
01:55:43
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Do you actually want me to do this and wait here?
01:55:46
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- Below, before you go,
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let me just send you a screenshot of the relevant portion
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'cause I wanna make sure you see what I'm talking about.
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Now I'm not gonna be able to put this in the chat room
01:55:53
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'cause I don't use like dropler or anything like that,
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but I'll put it in our little robot here.
01:55:56
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- He's got a little GoPro on his head
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so we can see the Marco cam as he goes.
01:56:02
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- That's right.
01:56:03
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- I think I've seen that.
01:56:03
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All right, let me try it.
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Hold on, I'll be right back.
01:56:05
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What kind of person doesn't read the manual for their car?
01:56:09
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- Who knows?
01:56:10
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Oh my God, thank you.
01:56:11
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I don't get it.
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- 'Cause you'll never discover,
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the UI is so bad, you'll never discover,
01:56:15
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oh, if you press and hold this button,
01:56:16
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it does some feature that you always wanted on your car.
01:56:18
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I guess it's better be easier with on-screen controls.
01:56:20
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I found with my Accord, even for as terrible
01:56:22
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as the infotainment system is,
01:56:24
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At the very least, it was menus.
01:56:25
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So I could find, oh, there is an option
01:56:27
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to make it so you only have to press the remote once
01:56:29
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to lock all four doors instead of having to do it twice
01:56:31
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or whatever. - Right, right.
01:56:32
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- Or unlock all four doors instead of having to do it twice.
01:56:35
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- I'm with you, though.
01:56:35
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I've read my manual at least once cover to cover.
01:56:39
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And you can just see the hilarious things
01:56:40
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that they tell you about engine break-in and stuff.
01:56:42
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Like seriously, that's never gonna happen.
01:56:43
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- Any car I've owned, if memory serves,
01:56:46
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they're like, "Do not engine break.
01:56:48
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"That's what the brakes are for."
01:56:49
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And I always engine break.
01:56:50
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- No, I mean break-in, not--
01:56:51
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- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:56:53
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You don't, did your manual say no engine braking?
01:56:55
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I still do it.
01:56:56
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They do it because, I always felt like
01:56:58
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they're telling you to do it because they want you
01:56:59
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to go through your brake pads faster.
01:57:00
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I'm like, no.
01:57:01
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- Well, and I think the thing is,
01:57:02
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if you're gonna find, if you're gonna put pressure
01:57:04
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on anything, why not put pressure on the thing
01:57:06
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that's easier to replace, right?
01:57:07
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But with that said, I still engine brake constantly.
01:57:10
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- Well, it's a calculus.
01:57:11
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You put pressure on the engine if you're leasing.
01:57:15
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- But no, like, the pressure on the engine,
01:57:16
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maybe it's for finicky, more finicky cars,
01:57:20
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But I keep my cars for 10 years plus,
01:57:23
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engine break all the time, all the manual,
01:57:26
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never any engine problems that could conceivably
01:57:29
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be attributed to engine breaking,
01:57:30
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unless engine breaking causes my radiators
01:57:32
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to rust out and my water pump to die,
01:57:35
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which always happens around 60,000 miles.
01:57:37
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But I feel like what's gonna happen?
01:57:39
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Your head gasses gonna blow?
01:57:40
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Like what are they afraid?
01:57:41
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Is it gonna mess with the valve train?
01:57:42
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- Oh, I'm with you.
01:57:43
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Well, my valve train is now brand new.
01:57:44
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I'm with you.
01:57:45
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Oh, by the way, apparently this is actually fun
01:57:47
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and I wanna get to what Marco discovered.
01:57:49
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But when they did my valve train, they said that,
01:57:52
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I should get the sheet out, it doesn't matter,
01:57:54
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but suffice to say, when they were pulling the injectors,
01:57:57
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which apparently was part of this process,
01:57:59
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they had to apply too much torque to get the injectors out.
01:58:04
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- Yeah, I saw that.
01:58:04
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That's just fancy language for them,
01:58:06
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that they broke something.
01:58:08
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That's all they're saying.
01:58:09
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They were trying to pull something out, it's hard to do,
01:58:11
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and it goes, and then, well, you broke it.
01:58:13
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- Well, you very well could be right.
01:58:15
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But according to the service advisor,
01:58:17
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who I do actually trust, they apparently pitched
01:58:20
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all six injectors and gave me new ones,
01:58:22
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which I thought was interesting.
01:58:23
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Anyway, Marco, what did you discover?
01:58:25
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- It was locked.
01:58:31
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- No, this is annoying because you're the one
01:58:32
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that's going to do this edit,
01:58:33
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and no one will ever hear this.
01:58:35
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So live listeners, this is a pact between all of us,
01:58:38
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that you can remind Marco any time you want.
01:58:42
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- That he doesn't know how to work his own car
01:58:43
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'cause he didn't read the manual.
01:58:45
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- It's the manual.
01:58:47
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- Both of us.
01:58:48
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- I was just discussing that while you were gone,
01:58:49
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I always do, because otherwise,
01:58:51
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I was saying to Casey,
01:58:52
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otherwise you don't find these obscure features in your car
01:58:56
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because the UI is so bad you would never guess
01:58:58
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that you have to press this button or hold this button
01:59:00
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or whatever activates this thing.
01:59:02
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Better with on-screen controls 'cause you can read stuff,
01:59:04
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but if you don't read the manual,
01:59:05
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you just won't know how your car works.
01:59:07
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You won't know where all these little things are.
01:59:09
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- I certainly, I mean,
01:59:10
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it was right in the center armrest thing,
01:59:12
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which I have, there's like change in there,
01:59:15
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there's a tin of Altoids, there's an iPhone battery.
01:59:17
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- Well, so who's going in there?
01:59:19
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Did you basically accidentally bump it
01:59:20
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with your tin of Altoids or whatever?
01:59:22
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- That is most likely what happened, yeah.
01:59:24
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I mean, I don't know, but that is most likely
01:59:27
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accidental bumping of the switch which is right in there.
01:59:29
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- We saved you an embarrassing trip to the dealer.
01:59:32
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- Yeah, well, it was a combination of us and Bruce S.,
01:59:34
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actually, because I'd forgotten about that.
01:59:36
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And as soon as Bruce S. said,
01:59:37
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"Oh, that thing in the glove box,"
01:59:38
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I was like, "Yes, that's right, I completely forgot."
01:59:41
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And then that--
01:59:42
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- I think the last time we were looking in the manual,
01:59:43
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Marco was to try to find his battery.
01:59:45
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Another thing--
01:59:48
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- I have no idea where the battery is.
01:59:49
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- Other people are reading Marco's car's manual,
01:59:51
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but him not so much.
01:59:53
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- Well, clearly I don't need to.
01:59:54
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- Yeah, he's crowd sourced it.
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[door closes]