120: One Magical Wire
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I'm back playtime is over. Yeah
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Are we gonna get past follow-up tonight, sir? Well, I don't I have to talk to you about your drink before we start
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This is the preflight we were doing off the air
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Marco wanted to know what your what your liquid situation was surrounding your computer
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And I remember hearing maybe maybe on the podcast that wasn't on you talking about your stupid cup thing that weevils wobble
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But they don't fall down
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Technology is employed in yep
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And I think you're kind of missing the point the point is not to get a cup
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If you if you knock it over on top of your computer
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Will hopefully through the design of the cup not have any liquid fallout or some magical cup that is impossible to knock over that you
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Could hit it with the oncoming freight train and this couple not tip over
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all of those things are
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Fixing the problem in the wrong way
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You gotta you have to accept the fact that the cup will tip over and spill water out
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Even if you think you come a won't tip over a B won't spill liquid just accept that both of those things
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It's it's like servers. You know servers will fail hardware will fail
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Just accept it and then build a system where when your cup falls over starts dripping liquid
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Explodes whatever the liquid. What was that?
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That was not the cup don't worry
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I'll show you in a second all right that the liquid that does come out
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Will fall down with gravity away from your computer, which is up higher than it, so this is the system
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I implore you to get going on so I'm going to
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I'm going to tweet at you too because I don't want to make a public public public tweet
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A picture of my setup at mom and dad's and let me show you
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It's something that will bake you even more excited over my setup
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We hear mom and dad so give me just a moment
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So is that what you mean John put it up above the computer so it spills directly onto the computer, that's the idea
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That's kind of the worst setup I've ever seen I think.
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- I like the fact that you have to reach across
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both your microphone and the computer to get to the cup.
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- No, I put that there just temporarily.
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- Why don't you maybe tie the microphone cable
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around the base of the cup?
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- Oh goodness, no I did that just temporarily just for you.
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- Anyway, my point is don't put your faith in weird cups.
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(electronic beeping)
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- By the way, I love that we kicked John out of the show
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for one episode, and he goes and forms two new podcasts.
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- Yeah, seriously, apparently it takes--
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- What do you mean two new podcasts?
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I didn't form two new podcasts, what are you talking about?
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- Robot or not?
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- Oh, that wasn't when I was, whatever.
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The timelines are all messed up.
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All these things happened way before last episode.
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- All I'm saying is, apparently it takes two podcasts,
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one with Merlin Mann and one with Jason Snell,
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to equal the awesomeness that is ATP.
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- Reconcilable Difference is the other one.
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That's the one that launched today on Relay,
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which is awesome.
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which actually all snark aside is unbelievably good.
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I am stunned at how unbelievably,
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well, I'm not really that surprised actually at all,
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but it is really, really, really good.
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And I absolutely love the first episode.
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- Yeah, me too.
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Both of them are interesting and exciting
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and are using innovative scheduling technologies
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to fit themselves into my schedule.
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- Yeah, I am genuinely surprised that you signed up
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for doing even one new podcast regularly, let alone two.
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though my understanding is you've kind of cheated the system with robot or not a little bit.
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Well, no all of this like ATB is the standard one every week we show up we record it goes out
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You know that's what people expect, but the other ones are done in creative ways to fit into all of our schedules
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We're all busy people, but we want to do new interesting things and they're not podcasts about tech
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So it gives me an outlet aside from the incomparable which I continue to do to talk about non tech stuff
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Excellent all right, so
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We should probably do a little bit of follow-up, and I might have skipped over a little bit that you might want to talk about John
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Feel free to take it away. Well now. It's probably it's probably too late right. We don't have to talk about it
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No, it is not too late
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Last time and you guys were so busy like patting yourselves in the back
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But look at the timestamp when you end a follow-up
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It was the same amount of times usually you just spent a lot of time
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Complaining about follow-up and not doing follow-up until you said okay now finally follow-up is over. It's not like you save time
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Anyway, all I wanted to do for the for all the various step tracker GPS phone
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accuracy watch accuracy things was to note the we'll put in this a
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linked Apple's
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support article about this and note the interesting bit about
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tracking your distance
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when running with both a watch and a phone is
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The reason it might be off is because it the devices apparently and hinted at by this Apple document are trying to save energy by
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Not using the GPS all the time by trying to use the step tracker by trying to calibrate the step tracker either in the phone
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Or in the watch or both and just use the accelerometer to count your steps rather than having the GPS going the whole time tracing
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Your route because a lot of people are asking how can if you if you go with the watch and the phone
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How can it be any worse or different in any way than a Garmin GPS watch?
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wouldn't it be exactly the same as in GPS GPS what is the big difference here and the difference appears to be from
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This knowledge base article and people's experience that the Apple devices are trying to cheat to save battery and say well once we get calibrated
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Stepping for the accelerometer everything we'll use that most of the time and maybe check in on GPS periodically
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Which is another interesting trade-off and I think something that Apple will probably
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adjust with time as they get more battery strength and maybe if they want to be taken more seriously in the sort of
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hardcore sports fitness market those type of people like look just use my battery the whole point of bringing you with me is because I
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want an exact route of where I ran
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All right, well that was it after there's like two pages of this in the show notes
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I know, but it's kind of old now. We had a bunch of people write in about it with links
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we'll put them in the in the show notes. There's a couple of people tweeted about the
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People's upcoming reviews like sort of hardcore fitness device reviewers
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review of the Apple watch on the iPhone
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They're not done yet. Apparently these people who do these reviews, but when they do come out
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Maybe it will finally pin down these devices say just how accurate are they? What are their characteristics?
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because all we've got now is a bunch of people saying I
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Did some exercise with some collection of Apple devices and I feel like it did or didn't count
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My steps or heart rate or exertion correctly and of course because these people are in the same zone as Marco where they're a slave
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to the green rings, they demand that their green rings reflect their activity, and so
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they're upset by it.
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Oh man, the green rings are getting harder to fill.
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Like now, I had to walk for an hour today to get, I think, 25 minutes worth of credit
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Oh, seriously?
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Yeah, because like, well, part of it might be the way it's measuring.
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A bigger part of it is that because I keep filling it every day, I'm getting into better
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And so, I think this is how things work, I don't know.
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but I think my body is having to exert itself less
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to do the same hills every day.
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- No, it scales it.
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It scales the amount.
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It starts you off with a small goal.
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You only have to do X amount of activity,
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and if you keep meeting that goal,
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it'll say, "Okay, now you gotta do X plus two,
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"X plus three, X plus four."
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- Well, I don't think that's,
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first of all, I don't think it automatically adjusts.
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It prompts you to adjust.
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- Yeah, I think it does automatically adjust.
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I remember reading that, but the people saying
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like that the activity that you have to do
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It starts off very easy so you feel like
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you're achieving something, but if you repeatedly
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achieve it, it will push the goal farther out from you.
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And you're also right about the heart rate stuff.
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- Well, yeah, first of all, I question whether that's true,
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but the heart rate is 30 minutes.
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The goal's always 30 minutes.
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I don't know what the threshold is
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considered to be an elevated heart rate.
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I have no idea.
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I'm estimating it's something around 120,
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but I really don't know.
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I can't really tell.
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- I think the only other follow-up item I had
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was from the episode.
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wasn't on where you were talking about the Johnny I of promotion or whatever you want
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to call it to from his what was his previous position like chief senior vice president
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of design I think or something like that right and now he's collateralized that obligation
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instead right so his his new title I think the various articles written about this covered
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all the points but as always it's like the mixture and you guys when you talked about
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mixture of what to emphasize. I mostly agree that this change in title is
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making up for the fact that
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he, not that he wants to leave, but that he
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he wants to do different things and that itch can turn into wanting to leave
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but it just seems like
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What I keep thinking of is if you were Johnny I've and you've done all the things that he's done
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What do you have left to prove in the making electronic devices space?
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Maybe the car is like again if you're thinking of what would keep Johnny I've around what would keep him excited. Is he excited about
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laptops desktops
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Airport things or whatever like maybe he still is excited
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But I'm just gonna say that he has nothing left to prove in those categories
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Like if he never doesn't it designs another thing
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He's still going to be one of the most well-known designers of the century he lived in right
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And so if you don't have anything left to prove, but you are an artistic person
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And you you want new challenges interesting things
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That's why I think the whole thing's like he's gonna participate in designing the stores
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I bet I bet he really wants to do that because that's slightly different than what he's been doing before
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And if they're doing a car I bet he's super into that and I bet he was super into the watch because it's a little bit
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different so I
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Don't think he's like he was out the door and they had to do this to keep him around
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But I do see this as a move he's he's stepping towards the door slowly
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Finding interesting things to pick up on his way to the door, and I think that's fine and the other thing is
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talking about this position of like well if you're delegating to these people if
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Alan Dye or whatever is doing the software and what's the other guy's name Haworth or something Richard Howard?
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Yeah, he's and he's gonna do the hardware, and it's like like you're just delegating everything
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And maybe you're gonna be looking at the store
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How can you be the chief of design the design chief of anything if everyone else is doing the actual work?
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And almost all the discussions except for good old Gruber always
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His article on this topic was one of those cases where he hit every single point
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I would if I was writing a thing about this I was reading his thing. I'm like, okay. Yeah, but he's gonna say this
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Yeah, okay. I wonder what this point. Yeah. Okay what he did every single point. I was gonna hit it was like
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Just read that article that is exactly my opinion and the one point that I saw a few people hit
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but he did was
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CDO who was the previous CDO Steve Jobs? He didn't do anything. All he did was oversee other people doing the things
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How can you have how can you have any influence on design if you don't design anything?
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That's basically what Steve Jobs did
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He didn't like run the company his CEO Tim Cook did that right and the other people did all the actual work of
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Making the hardware making the software doing different mock-ups, you know, he was the chief design officer
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That was his main job and everyone says oh without Steve Jobs
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I can't but then when Johnny I've moves into essentially the exact same position that Steve Jobs had people like oh god
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He can't have any influence
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He's out the door with Steve Jobs out the door because he didn't do any of the work
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Now granted Johnny I've has the ability to do a lot of the work that Steve Jobs didn't but I think it is
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Perfectly possible for Johnny I've in his current position to exert the same amount if not more control than he did
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Before because he will have more authority and he this is a higher-level position
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Even if it is a step towards the door
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So and then like you guys said I don't I don't think it's the end of the world if he leaves because I think at this
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He should go do more interesting things and if he wants to design
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Thermostats or airplanes more power to him
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I think Apple is in good hands
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And it's kind of like any car company that has a designer that sort of defines the signature look of the car company eventually
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The car company wants a different look and just hope the next guy come who comes in isn't you know a bangle or whatever?
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Yeah, I was gonna say Chris Bangle though, everyone kind of wanted him out and in this case everyone wants Johnny to stay
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So it's it's similar but yet very different all at the same time
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Well, but like Bangle was a change from the old BMW look which was very conservative
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And so all the cars kind of look the same and this was definitely you may not like the new look
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But it was a change the same thing with Mercedes which was on the other direction
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They used to look like kind of boring cars and then their new design direction was much more daring
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Seriously, you think the new Mercedes is look daring? Oh, yeah much more dare. Are you kidding?
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go look at what they look like in the 80s and even in the early 90s then all of a sudden they got swoopy and
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Much more interesting looking designs. They don't didn't all look the same
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And I like the new ones way better than the old ones. Yep
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but but anyway, like regardless of what your opinion any sort of brand identity or design has to go through some
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You can't use the same design forever and we've talked about this in terms of material science like aluminum and glass
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It's probably gonna ask you last a really long time
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But at a certain point maybe three design revisions from now like three three look revolutions three decades
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Or you know three sets of 20 years. They'll be a materials revolution and actually now
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It's not a question of how we shape aluminum and glass and whatever into different things
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But it's entirely different materials that have different properties and Johnny
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I would be long gone by them, but anyway
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I don't see it as the end of the world if he leaves in a couple years all right any other follow-up
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So, Jeff Williams is the Senior Vice President of Operations,
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not the COO, as previously stated on the program.
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- Yep, my mistake.
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- Alright, cool.
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or take a card somewhere to go redeem it
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for your expensive razor blades.
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Then you end up paying your $35
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and you get this little tiny box.
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It's stupid.
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Harry's is great.
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It's modern.
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You order them online from a really nice website, and they ship right to you.
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Shipping is free, and it's fast.
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I can't say enough good things about the difference in experience between buying blades anywhere
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else and buying Harry's blades.
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They also have moisturizing shave cream.
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They have gel if you want that instead.
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They've got a whole line of other stuff that goes along with it to really soothe your skin,
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it better, make it nicer for you. They are for a starter set, 15 bucks, you get a razor,
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shave cream or gel, and three razor blades for just 15 bucks. That's a really good deal.
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Even the packaging is really nice. I mean, and the designs of these, of these, the handles
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and the blades and the packaging, it's just, it's really modern, it's tasteful. And we've
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heard, this came up in our discussion about appealing more to women, and we talked about
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male-focused advertisers like Harry's and whether that was a problem. I actually had
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a call with Harry's this week and we talked about this and they told me some interesting
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things. First of all, that a pretty big portion of their customers are women. And we heard,
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when we talked about this on the show, we heard from lots of women in our feedback saying
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that they use Harry's too. So, you know, while it is marketed to men, you know, on the site
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and everything, they certainly have a lot of female customers and their razors work
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it's really really great. So, with Harry's you get the convenience and ease of ordering
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- Alright, so not to take a page out of
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Connected's playbook, but since we are also
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a photo management podcast, there's been some news.
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And Google Photos is a thing.
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So Google had IO, what was it, last week, is that right?
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- It was the day after we recorded last week's episode.
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- Of course it was.
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- That was well planned.
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♫ Happy to die, Joe
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- And so they released Google Photos,
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which from what I gather is what everyone wanted
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from photo management, maybe.
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So what it allows you to do is it allows you
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to upload all of your photos.
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You can have an unlimited amount of storage,
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unlimited amount of storage if you allow Google to recompress your pictures. It's
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very cheap if you want to give them money to store full res
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pictures. And from everything I've heard, I haven't had a chance to try this yet,
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from everything I've heard it has unbelievable search capabilities. So I
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think it might have been Russell Vanovich that had searched for sleeping
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or something like that and there were a bunch of pictures of him and other
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people asleep. And I'm sure it was him. He searched for the opera house in Sydney. And
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not only did it find pictures with the opera house in Sydney in it, but it found a picture
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of a picture of the Sydney Opera House, which I guess, in a lot of ways it makes sense,
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but it's just that's kind of crazy all at the same time. So it is supposed to be really,
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really good from everything I've gathered. Have you either of you guys had a chance to
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Marco, have you tried it?
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- You know, the world of tech is a really big place,
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and there's only so much you can reasonably try
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and put real effort and spend real time with.
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And, you know, I'm not gonna try,
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I never have tried everything that comes out,
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and I never will, I will never have time for that,
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nor is that really interesting to me.
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So, I have not tried this either.
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So, you know, I can comment on it
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as a person who uses Apple's version of this,
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as a person who uses Apple versions of most things,
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as a person who has a lot of photos.
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And to me, first of all, I think it's worth noting
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that this is basically the only thing
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anybody's talking about from Google I/O.
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Like this was the big announcement, I think.
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I think it's worth pointing out that Google
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is kind of taking this, it seems,
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taking this year to mature things
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and do some less interesting
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but necessary improvements everywhere.
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Which is exactly what we're kind of hoping Apple will do.
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- Oh, absolutely.
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So that I think is interesting and I hope Apple takes the same opportunity.
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But anyway, so Google Photos, I think it's really interesting.
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I think the big things everyone seems to be talking about are what you said are the pricing
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and the unlimited storage tier with the asterisk of recompressing and not supporting RAW, but
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the unlimited star storage tier and the really, really good intelligence of recognizing things
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and being able to search for things.
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Those are really nice, however, neither of those really appeal to me. I've never done
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like keywording or much metadata entry for my photos. And that's just, you know, some
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people do, some people don't. I just don't. So I browse things just by date and I find
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them looking for that way very, very easily just by skimming the timeline view and everything
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in Apple stuff. So the thing about being able to search for things, like that's, it's a
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a very impressive technical achievement
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that solves a problem I don't have.
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And then the unlimited storage thing
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with the asterisk is nice.
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A lot of people will use that.
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I don't want that.
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I want, if I'm gonna invest time and bandwidth and data
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and possibly money into a photo storage solution,
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I want it to store my originals,
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and that includes massive files,
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and that includes raw files.
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And that's only, like, you know,
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limit right now is 16 megapixel, I believe,
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and it's using JPEG recompression to lower the rate
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even further.
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That, to me, like, again, I can see a lot of people
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will be just fine with that, but I'm about to,
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like, my camera for the last, oh god, I don't know,
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six, seven years has been a 5D Mark II,
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and that's already, you know, from six, seven years ago,
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granted, it was a high-end camera back then,
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but that already is, like, 22 megapixels,
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or 21 megapixels, that's already past the limit.
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Every camera on the market today that's really good
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usually starts at 16 megapixels.
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Like all the Micro Four Thirds cameras
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and the Fuji X system and the little Sonys
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that are not the Alpha 7 full frame series.
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Almost all of those are 16 megapixels starting.
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And many of them are now 24, some of them are even 36 now.
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6 now and Canon just released a 50 megapixel camera. So, like, there's, if you're buying
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nice cameras, then you will be classified as a "pro" and all these consumer level solutions
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are going to either limit you or not appeal to you and they seem to not care. They seem
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to be okay to give you up. Unfortunately, I kind of fall on that side of that line just
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by a little bit. So, like, I fall on the pro line just enough to want fancy editing controls
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like what Lightroom gives me, and just enough to have a nice enough camera where I want
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to shoot 24 megapixel images, but not so far that I want to abandon these systems completely
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and give up all the cool sync stuff that they offer.
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I have two minds on this sort of asterisk recompression thing. On the one side you say,
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"Boy, this is actually kind of dangerous," because a lot of people asked when this came
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out, "Oh, hey, can I use Google Photos to back up my photos?" And the answer is, if
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you're using the free thing, no, because you're not really getting a backup. What you're getting
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is a place where you can see your pictures but it is changing them, it's recompressing
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them so it's not really a backup.
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But on the other hand, by making it free and unlimited, it is way more attractive to people
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who would otherwise do nothing to organize their photos.
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And therefore it does serve as, "hey it's a hell of a lot better than nothing" kind
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of backup for the people who previously just left all their pictures on their phone for
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instance, right?
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Like all, just all their pictures are on their Android phone and then they drop their phone
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in a lake and they're like, "oh yeah, where are my pictures?"
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This is a great solution for those people because even though it recompresses, the fact
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that it's free and unlimited, they don't care about the asterisk and it's way better than
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what they were doing before which is probably nothing.
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So I think this probably hits the sweet spot of Google's target user which is the mass
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market and not people who have fancy cameras, basically people who take pictures with their
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Phones aren't yet 16 megapixels, they will be in a few years, but I think it is the right
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solution for their audience and it also has the added benefit of making Apple's pricing
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look terrible because even though it's not apples to apples, nobody knows or cares about
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If you were to explain to somebody, "No, you don't get it," Google re-compresses their
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image and you try to explain what that means and they say, "Okay, show me the pictures."
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They're like, "Oh, they look the same to me."
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And realistically, they do.
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Like we're not going to be zooming way in on someone's eyeball on a 16-megapixel image
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to show them, "See how Google re-compresses it and it looks like a mess?"
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They're like, "Yeah, but I look at them like this and they look fine.
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They look the same."
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I think this is the right compromise,
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even though it was disappointing when I learned
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free and unlimited that that asterisk was there,
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for me personally, but for everybody else,
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definitely a good deal.
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- Real quick, real time follow up,
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the Galaxy S6 is 16 megapixel.
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- There you go, we're already there.
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Oh, that's right, the Nokia whatever
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had the super high megapixel camera a couple years ago,
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so we're probably a couple years into that.
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- There's also, I think we might be about
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to have a big megapixel spike,
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because there's a couple of cameras in the market,
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and I think one or two phones that even do this,
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where, so, you know, we've seen over the last few years
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how many of the, many of the cameras
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and many smaller phones, or many phones,
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including the iPhone 6 Plus,
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has optical image stabilization,
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and they do this by sensor shift.
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They basically have accelerometers,
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and they shift the sensor around really quickly
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and adjust for camera shake and motion.
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Well, somebody figured out recently
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that you can use sensor shift to basically interpolate
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a super high resolution picture from multiple captures.
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So what they do is in very quick succession,
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when you hit the shutter button in this special mode,
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some of these cameras can basically use the image stabilizer
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system to shift the sensor very slightly
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in different directions over the course of a few seconds
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to kind of interpolate a higher megapixel mode.
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That can make a 16 megapixel sensor
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take like a 50 megapixel image.
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This could get, especially in the spec-obsessed,
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hyper-competitive, camera-obsessed smartphone market,
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it would not surprise me at all if this becomes
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a very, very common feature among smartphone cameras.
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And even though the optics will still be kinda crappy,
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and even though the sensors will still be kinda crappy
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with really tiny pixels, this will be a way
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for many phones and many cameras
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to claim ridiculous megapixel counts.
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And there is additional resolution to be had there.
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It's not, you know, it isn't as good as if you actually had
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a giant sensor that big in most cases.
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But it's better than not doing this at all.
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- I think people will use that for digital zoom
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because I see people do that all the time.
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They don't understand the quality loss
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inherent in digital zoom.
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But if you have 50 megapixels,
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'cause it's not, you know, why do you need 50 megapixels?
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Unless you're printing out something poster size
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or you're going to print it super high D,
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like no one's gonna do that.
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They just want pictures that are like human size
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that are on their mantle.
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you know, eight megapixels is fine for that,
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16 megapixels is fine.
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So if you have 50, what does that buy you?
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That buys you the ability to pinch
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while you're taking the picture,
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to zoom in and out instead of like walking closer
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or farther away,
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and still get a 10 megapixel image out of it.
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No, I think the key piece to me
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is what you had said, Marco, a little while ago,
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that I really, I personally love the idea
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of having this really robust search engine on my pictures.
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I'm not really interested in weighing the pros and cons
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giving my pictures to Google, but the problem I have with it is if I'm going to get into
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this position where I have all of my pictures on Google Photos, I'm going to want that to
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also serve as a backup in addition to being a really robust search engine.
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And I know I've talked about Picture Life quite a lot on and off over the last few months,
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but I really love Picture Life for a bunch of reasons, including them having a good search
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engine, mostly around dates or locations.
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as advanced as what Google Photos is doing, but also because they'll take every file as
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it sits on the computer, including raw files.
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And granted, you have to pay for it.
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And I think I pay $15 a month for a limited storage.
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I think I might be quoting that wrong.
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But it serves not only as a nice repository, it does the time hop style thing where it
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says, "Oh, this day, one year ago, two years ago, three years ago, this is what you were
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But it also allows me to search for pictures very easily.
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It allows me access to all of my pictures while I'm on the go.
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It does a lot of the stuff that Google Photos and actually Photos app and iCloud Photos,
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iCloud Photo Library, whatever, should and intends to do.
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But man, I would absolutely pay for and switch to Google Photos if I felt like it got me
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things that Picture Life didn't.
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And right now it's getting me a search engine, but it's not getting me, I don't think, a
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a lot of the other stuff that I really love,
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like the Timehop.
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- It'll get you like better face recognition
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and it does some weird AI thing
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where it composes a nice picture for you
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and makes albums based on good stuff.
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But anyway, you can get this, you can pay.
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You can pay Google, you know,
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it just goes towards your Google account storage.
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If you pay for like terabyte of storage,
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then it will back up whatever the hell you want.
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Like, and that's the other thing that's a shame
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about the asterisk, is people might dismiss it then,
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the nerdy people listening say,
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"Oh, well, I don't want it to recompress my images."
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That's just for the free one.
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If you pay Google money,
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you could store whatever the heck you want
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because they charge you for the amount of storage you use.
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And the rates for storage are not, they're not cheap,
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but they're cheaper than Apple still.
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- Yeah, it's about half the price.
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- Yeah, and as many of the competitors are,
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as I went over last time,
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Apple is still a little bit out of whack in the thing.
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- Same as Dropbox, right?
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10 bucks a month for a terabyte?
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That's Dropbox, right?
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- I don't remember their pricing,
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but Dropbox is still below Apple for the big,
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especially for the big tier.
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- And I have to tell you, I'm tempted by this Google thing
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because the features it has, and more importantly,
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the performance characteristics that I assume it has
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based on all my experience with server-side stuff,
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that it's like, look, it doesn't matter
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how fast my computer is, because most of the magic
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is happening on the server side.
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It's sort of like why I use Gmail.
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I have a ton of email, ton of filters.
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All I ever see on my screen is one set of email things.
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So it doesn't matter that this label or folder
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or whatever has 60,000 emails in it.
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I can switch to it and immediately see what's there,
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because it just shows one screen full.
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And I don't mind clicking next to go to the next screen full
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as opposed to clicking something in Outlook
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and watching it grind and beach ball my thing
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so it can display a scrolling list view
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with 60,000 email messages, right?
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This is the advantage of server side versus client side.
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The disadvantage is you don't get a nice scroll bar
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to do it, but the advantage is everything
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is always responsive.
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So I would imagine that Google Photos, like Google Search,
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would let me find all the pictures of a particular person
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with its face recognition,
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which I have to assume is superior to Apple's,
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even if just in that it doesn't grind my computer to death
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when it's detecting faces,
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it grinds Google's computers to death
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when it's detecting faces.
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And same for all the other stuff
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where you can just type in receipt
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and it'll find all your receipts.
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You can type in Sydney Opera House,
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you can type in statue, you can type in grass,
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like whatever, you know,
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they have lots of smarts behind this
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that are not going to be duplicated in a local computer.
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It's like Google's giant computing cluster
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and the fact that they share all the information
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about image detection
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and that it makes the whole system smarter and all that.
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All of these are features I like
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and their rates are cheaper than Apple
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and they were saving the uncompressed stuff.
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But for photos, I'm gonna give Apple's photos app,
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despite it being super slow and everything,
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a little bit more time to mature because this is the 1.0,
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it's basically a complete rewrite.
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So far it has been reliable,
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if only incredibly slow and maddening.
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And there's one update on my Apple photos complaints.
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There's one new behavior that's really pissing me off.
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In addition to being super slow
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When I'm going through pictures of like hit the right arrow,
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the left arrow, add a keyword,
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hit the period key to favorite.
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I'm trying to come up with like a nice keyboard only
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workflow for sort of going through my pictures
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after I take them to organize them and tag them.
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Frequently I'll come upon one that I want to delete
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'cause it's crappy and I'm not doing like the one star thing
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anymore, I just delete now 'cause I have just have fave
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and non-fave, so if I see something that's one star,
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just delete immediately.
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Delete of course takes forever, fine, take forever,
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sit there for, sometimes I count one, two, three, four,
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Oh, there it went.
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It deleted, right?
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And then the next picture comes up.
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And then I'll hit the arrow key or hit delete.
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I'll hit the arrow key and then I'll see
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the next picture I wanna delete.
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And I'll hit delete.
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And I'll look up at the screen
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and I'll see what has happened is,
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after I went to the next picture,
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I deleted one and then I went to the next picture.
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Now, like my delete, like iCloud has caught up
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with my delete and it has moved sort of my cursor
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from the picture I was looking at
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to the one that was before the one I deleted.
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So then whatever key I hit, like favoriting or whatever,
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applies to the picture before the one I just deleted
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instead of the next one.
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Like it doesn't preserve my position,
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my selection state in the thing
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because the collection view like reshuffles
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behind the scenes and I will find myself looking
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at a picture I wasn't looking at before.
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Maddening, like that's a potential for,
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if someone was not paying enough attention,
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they might not realize what happened.
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They might not realize that you thought
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you were on the next picture,
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Really after you hit next picture it said no no no here you are on the picture before you were deleted
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and you might not realize that you tagged that wrong or
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deleted it or something else and if it happened to do that delete fast enough when you were looking down like I
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Can imagine that being a data loss bug waiting to happen and stuff like that in addition to being super slow
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It's like this is so slow and laggy that it is it is breaking the model of the UI like it's like outlook
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2011 all over again where the selection state is changing underneath my my cursor
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So I'm really not liking the experience with photos
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other than the fact that it is accepting all of my uploads
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and presumably preserving them
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and they're all in a cloud and blah, blah, blah.
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- Well, and to me, that I think is the most important part.
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If you have an Android phone and you use Google stuff,
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then by all means use Google's photo thing.
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That makes the most sense.
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My most frequently used camera is my iPhone.
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And the fact is that nothing integrates better
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with my most frequently used camera
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than Apple's Photo Storage thing.
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And so Apple's Photo Storage thing would have to be
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really bad for me to not use it
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and to instead go over to something else.
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Because the convenience aspect
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is really incredibly powerful.
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Of just having the integration,
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having things like just instantly be over on my big computer
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or on different devices.
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- Well let's not say instantly,
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because one of the complaints,
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performance eventually becomes a feature deficit.
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One of the complaints for people with large libraries
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is you take a photo with your iPhone
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and then you, maybe a couple seconds pass,
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and then you wanna see that photo in your photos collection
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and you go to photos and it's not there yet.
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And why isn't it there yet?
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You just took it.
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Why is it not there yet?
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Because you have a giant collection
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and it takes a while to,
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I don't know what the hell it's doing.
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I don't think it's going anywhere.
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You took it on the phone.
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Surely it should show up in your photos collection,
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but there's a lag if you have large photo collection.
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And that's a leg that wasn't there before like this is one of my wife's complaints you turned on this iPhoto library
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whatever thing
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Because the photos are in her computer and because Apple doesn't understand how families work the photos have to be on one computer and blah
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blah blah we've complained about this before so
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She gets to have them on her phone and all it has done is made her camera on her phone less pleasant and made her
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photo pickers in every single app way slower and so again 1.0
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Hopefully this will be addressed
00:35:45
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This is a perfect thing for them to do in iOS 9 which we'll talk about when we get to
00:35:49
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WWDC predictions. So I'm gonna give the Apple one a chance, but I don't have many hang-ups about
00:35:54
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Google Photos, especially the ones where I'm paying for the storage because I feel like that is a I
00:35:59
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understand the relationship there. I give you money, you store my photos. I store more photos,
00:36:03
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I give you more money, and I love all the features they have for all their searching, face detection, and organization,
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and all that good stuff. So
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Apple better get its act together.
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Yeah, in a lot of ways
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I feel like this is Google at its best because it's leveraging all of its machine learning,
00:36:19
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all of its humongous server farms and whatnot in order to get something that's really very
00:36:24
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impressive and really awesome to use as a consumer. So I'm curious to see where this
00:36:30
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goes but I'll probably be checking it out at some point or another. With that said,
00:36:35
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what else is awesome, Marco?
00:36:36
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>> So our second sponsor this week is our friends, the nicest people in the world really,
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our friends at Studio Neat.
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>> Oh, they're the best.
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Aren't they?
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They're just, they're such nice guys, really.
00:36:46
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I mean, they're genuinely nice people,
00:36:47
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and they make really cool stuff.
00:36:48
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So, studioneat.com/atp is where you go to see
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all this cool stuff.
00:36:54
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Studioneat.com/atp.
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Use code ATP for 10% off anything in their store.
00:37:00
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Now, order soon, because they're gonna probably
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have a big rush for Father's Day, if I can take a guess,
00:37:06
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because their stuff makes fantastic Father's Day
00:37:09
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and even graduation gifts.
00:37:11
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A lot of their stuff is cool iPhone things.
00:37:14
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A lot of their stuff is cool stuff about drinks,
00:37:16
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making drinks at home, Father's Day, graduation,
00:37:19
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really big holidays for the kind of stuff they make.
00:37:22
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They also have a new app, before I get into their stuff,
00:37:24
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they have a new app for iPhone called Highball.
00:37:27
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It's a free app and it's really big,
00:37:30
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almost as a companion to their cocktail products.
00:37:33
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When you download the app, you can tap the plus button
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on the home screen, then add from library,
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and then you can actually find special cocktail recipes
00:37:40
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inspired by the three ATP hosts.
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So really cool guys, they listen to our shows,
00:37:45
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you know, cool inside jokes.
00:37:47
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So check out their iPhone app, Highball.
00:37:49
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Now, their regular products, I love this stuff,
00:37:51
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I have a lot of their stuff.
00:37:52
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They have the Glyph, which is an iPhone tripod mount,
00:37:56
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and kind of like a built-in mini tripod.
00:37:58
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Really great, very, very handy.
00:38:00
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It came out a while ago, they've updated it
00:38:01
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a couple times since then.
00:38:03
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And the new one is adjustable, so it can work
00:38:05
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with multiple phone generations, most likely.
00:38:07
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They also have the Cosmonaut, which is an iPad stylus,
00:38:11
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or iPhone stylus, which I've tried a bunch
00:38:13
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of the various styli that exist for the touch screens.
00:38:16
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The Cosmonaut is by far my favorite one.
00:38:18
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It is so, so good.
00:38:19
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Now, their cocktail products are really interesting too.
00:38:23
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They have the Neat Ice Kit, and this is what we were
00:38:25
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talking about a lot last time I sponsored, I believe.
00:38:28
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The Neat Ice Kit lets you create crystal clear ice at home.
00:38:32
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And this is another one of the things,
00:38:34
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I've tried a couple of other things that attempt
00:38:36
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to make clear ice various Kickstarter projects and stuff.
00:38:40
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None of them have been as nicely working
00:38:43
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and as easy to use as the Neat Ice Kit,
00:38:46
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which I also have, and it's so much better.
00:38:49
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And it's easy, it's friendly.
00:38:51
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The Neat Ice Kit is very, very simple.
00:38:53
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All you do is they have this cylinder of water
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that you put in the freezer,
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and then it gives you this solid rectangle of ice,
00:39:03
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and one half of it is cloudy,
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and one and a half of it is clear.
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And so you take the included chisel
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to just cut it down the middle basically,
00:39:12
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and then you have a perfectly clear ice cube
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that you can then cut and shape however you want
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or just leave it as one giant cube.
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It is really, it is so easy to use.
00:39:20
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They also have the Simple Syrup Kit.
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Now this is something, I make simple syrup all the time.
00:39:25
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I make simple syrup in the summer mostly
00:39:28
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for my iced coffee recipe, which I'll link to somewhere.
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Simple syrup, you would think that making it without,
00:39:34
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you know, making it yourself without a custom kit,
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it's, you know, pretty straightforward.
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You combine water and sugar and mix it up
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and put it in a bottle somehow.
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So you would think your product like this
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wouldn't be necessary.
00:39:45
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I cannot tell you how good this is.
00:39:47
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I was smiling the whole time I was using it
00:39:49
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because it's like, yeah, you can make simple syrup
00:39:51
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without this, but there are parts of it that are annoying,
00:39:54
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there are parts of it that are kinda hard,
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kinda tricky to get right, and once you make it,
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you still have to have some kind of container
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to put it in and pour it out of.
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And really, they nailed it.
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Like every part of the simple syrup kit,
00:40:09
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they completely nailed it.
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The process of making it is simple.
00:40:14
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They have this little jar that's labeled perfectly
00:40:16
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for the ratios.
00:40:17
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You really don't have to measure anything.
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You just pour it in until it goes to the line.
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You can swish it around with that, no utensils needed.
00:40:23
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The pour spout that they have on this bottle is perfect.
00:40:27
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It doesn't dribble, it doesn't leak.
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You can shake it and nothing comes out.
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It does, like it's, they thought of everything.
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The bottle is exactly the right size
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to fit on any fridge shelf.
00:40:38
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They took every part of this process
00:40:40
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and they made it way better, so much so
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that I will never make simple syrup again
00:40:45
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without using their product.
00:40:46
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Like it's just so good.
00:40:48
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This also makes a great gift.
00:40:50
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Holidays, wedding gift, graduation, Father's Day,
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whatever you want, this is great.
00:40:54
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So, check out Studio Neat.
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These are such cool things.
00:40:58
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They're just cool products made by cool people.
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I think I've tried most of their products now,
00:41:05
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or even all of their products now,
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and they're all great.
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Like, I can't point to anything they've made
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that's been a dud.
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Check it out, really.
00:41:12
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Great stuff, reasonably priced, great gifts
00:41:15
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for fathers, jay, graduations, birthdays, whatever.
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Studio neat dot com slash ATP.
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That's studio neat dot com slash ATP,
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and use coupon code ATP for 10% off
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anything in their store.
00:41:28
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Thanks a lot once again to Studio Neat for sponsoring our show.
00:41:30
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Let me just pile on for two seconds.
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One, love the Neat Ice Kit used all the time.
00:41:35
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Two, you should check out the stop motion video they did for the Simple Syrup Kit.
00:41:39
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It's just very, very well done and very clever.
00:41:41
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And they had a blog post about it at some point or another about how they did it.
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And that's also very interesting.
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So you should check that out.
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In other news, so apparently we know what Thunderbolt 3 is and it looks just like USB-C.
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Not just like USB-C, there's an important difference that we'll get to in a bit, but
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yes, if you didn't think it was confusing enough, now we have two different things that
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use the same connector.
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It's kind of like we finally got rid of the USB Type-A connector where it's symmetrical
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on the outside but asymmetrical on the inside so you have to try three times to get it plugged
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in the right way.
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Finally, you know, we talked about the USB Type-C connector, that's gone, it goes in
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either way, it's perfect, no more cabling problems.
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We've now swapped that for plug in this adapter, plug it into the display.
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Does it not work?
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Oh, that must be the Thunderbolt one.
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It doesn't work with MacBook one.
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Try the other one.
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Plug that one.
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You have to try two different things to plug in.
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It doesn't matter which way you plug it in, but you have no idea if the one you're using
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is the right one for your device.
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This will be a transitional period too, but it is a little bit frustrating that Apple
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actually shipped machines with USB-C connectors that are not Thunderbolt 3, and so they'll
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forever be this weird, not forever, but until they go away, they'll be these weird, weird
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weird machine that has a connector that's not a Thunderbolt connector but it looks like
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all the other machines that have a Thunderbolt connector.
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Yeah, it is a little bit weird. Yeah, it does seem like kind of a kind of
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weird timing to have released the MacBook One because if you look here, it's a brand
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new computer, this brand new line. There was not like massive pressure for them to release
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the MacBook One when they did, you know, and it seems like six months away from when Skylake
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will be out most likely from when Thunderbolt 3,
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which will come with Skylake in all likelihood,
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when that will be available.
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So it seems like they released the MacBook One
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like six months too early.
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- Yeah, they should have just made a retina MacBook Air.
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We talked about that before, and like,
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oh, I would have liked that machine better, blah, blah, blah.
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But now forget about who would like what machine better.
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Just in terms of product line planning and succession
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and like transition between ports,
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it would have been better overall for everybody now,
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knowing what we now know about Skylake availability
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and Thunderbolt 3 to have made retina MacBook Airs,
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like in the exact form they are in now.
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Same connector, same everything, same battery,
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just put a retina screen on it,
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put the lower power chips, right?
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'Cause that would be, it would be a more boring machine,
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but then you'd have a clean transition front.
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These were the old world laptops,
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and then here are the new ones,
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and they all have Thunderbolt 3 and USB-C connectors,
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and it's all uniform.
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This machine, this MacBook One is looking more and more
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like this weird sort of transitional platypus thing
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that is, you know, and like, and you can't,
00:44:24
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you can't tell the future is like, oh,
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they should have known exactly what Intel's availability be.
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It's like the schedule has slipped
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when all these things were planned many months or years ago,
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you can't exactly predict the future.
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So it was kind of a shame.
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We'll get over it, but yeah,
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that's what happens when schedules slip,
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you end up doing strange things.
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And apparently this supports 4K displays,
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two of them in fact, is that right?
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- Yeah, it's enough bandwidth to support two 4Ks at 60 hertz
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which if you do enough tricks,
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that is also enough bandwidth to support
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a single 5K display over one cable.
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- But the weird thing is they keep saying
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it's DisplayPort 1.2, not 1.3.
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And I don't remember the limitations of the spec,
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but I mean, does that all fit together?
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a single 5K display over a display.
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I guess it's ganging two DisplayPort 1.2 connections
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over the single cable, right?
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Like technically speaking, that's what it's doing.
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You don't have to have two wires connected anymore,
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but under the covers, do you imagine
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that it is basically two DisplayPort 1.2 channels?
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- That's certainly how the little information
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we have about it, that's how it reads to me.
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That's what it's doing, that it is doing
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dual DisplayPort 1.2s, 'cause it can do 4K at 60 hertz
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using DisplayPort 1.2, it can do two of those.
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So that certainly does seem like that's what it's doing.
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- This is essentially what everyone's been talking about
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since the '80s or the '70s even.
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Someday there will be one interconnect to rule everything.
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That was some of the early hype about FireWire,
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if you can believe it.
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Those of us who were around back before FireWire
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was actually a thing.
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It was like, I know you got all these connections
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in the back of your Mac,
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but this one bus is gonna do everything.
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Forget about USB, that's just for mice and keyboards.
00:46:08
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This FireWire thing, because it's like peer-to-peer
00:46:10
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and daisy chainable and doesn't require the then much weaker CPUs to do work to get data
00:46:18
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It's the best of all possible worlds and it's serial instead of parallel and the connectors
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are small and they're easy to plug and unplug and you know it didn't quite work out for
00:46:24
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FireWire but the slow consolidation of all the differently shaped holes in the sides
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of our computers into a single kind of port.
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There's only one kind of hole and we can have multiple ones of them and it's uniform and
00:46:36
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they can do everything.
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what we're finally finally getting to and I think it was an incredibly wise
00:46:42
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smart forward-looking perhaps necessary move for Thunderbolt to to do both of
00:46:49
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the things that did the first thing it did was we're not gonna make a new
00:46:52
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connector for Thunderbolt we're gonna piggyback on many display port because
00:46:55
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by the way we support display so it was like you can connect your drives but
00:46:59
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also your display and also kind of your docking station or whatever it's kind of
00:47:02
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like a parasite or one of those little, not lamprey, not eel, but the actual word for
00:47:10
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the little sucker fishy thing that stick on the side of a shark.
00:47:12
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We're going to hitch a ride on an already existing successful port.
00:47:16
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And so they hitch a ride on Mini DisplayPort because in that time Thunderbolt was presenting
00:47:21
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itself as a cool bus to connect your high speed stuff, but also your display, and in
00:47:26
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fact both at once.
00:47:27
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And now it has found a much more attractive host.
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Forget about Mini DisplayPort.
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USB-C, it's delicious. It's an awesome connector. We love it. We're super jealous of that symmetrical connector. It's smaller
00:47:37
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It's going to be everywhere we get on that train then finally we can legitimately have computers that just have
00:47:44
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one or more hopefully more on the pro machines
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USB-C type connector that literally does everything that the computer can do
00:47:52
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With a series of adapters and all sorts of other stuff, so that's still a little bit annoying
00:47:58
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But it is the the future that we expected the only difference is
00:48:01
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It is not one magical bus instead it is one magical wire over which we shove all the existing old stuff
00:48:08
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So display port is still going over there and you've got USB going over it and you've also got what you know
00:48:13
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The the PCI Express lanes for your graphics card or whatever other stuff you have externally so it's it's one cable
00:48:19
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But it's lots of different protocols and sort of channels and buses all going over that one cable
00:48:24
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Which I guess is better than nothing
00:48:27
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It's still not quite the uniform world where we imagined everything would be speaking one
00:48:30
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protocol and they'd all be jumping on this one big beautiful bus that just powers everything,
00:48:35
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but maybe we'll get there someday.
00:48:38
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And it is definitely an improvement over what we have today, which is, you know, Thunderbolt,
00:48:43
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first of all, I've, and I think you agree, I've never liked the amazing DisplayPort as
00:48:47
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a port, as a physical port, as a cable end.
00:48:50
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Better than SCSI.
00:48:51
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Yeah, but that's not a very high bar.
00:48:55
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- I would say it's also better than USB Type-A
00:48:57
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because it is smaller and externally asymmetrical.
00:49:00
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- Well, maybe, but it also doesn't feel
00:49:03
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like it's very securely inserted most of the time.
00:49:05
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It feels like it can slide out partially very, very easily,
00:49:09
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whereas USB has always gripped in there pretty well.
00:49:11
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- Well, I can't tell if that's like,
00:49:13
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because I have, there are some USB Type-A things
00:49:17
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that feel very secure and some that feel loose
00:49:19
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or get looser over time, so it's hard to tell
00:49:21
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if that is a construction thing
00:49:23
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or it's the fault of the port itself.
00:49:25
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I believe it's possible to have a secure-feeling Thunderbolt
00:49:28
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port, just like I know that it's possible to have
00:49:30
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a secure-feeling USB Type-A port and also a really loose one
00:49:34
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that feels crappy.
00:49:36
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Well, maybe.
00:49:37
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But regardless, I've never felt a Thunderbolt port
00:49:39
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that felt really secure to me.
00:49:41
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And the kind of stuff you're plugging in there,
00:49:43
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usually it's stuff like advanced drive arrays or a network
00:49:48
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adapter for the laptop or something.
00:49:50
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It's things where you really don't want it to just
00:49:53
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randomly fall out as you're using it,
00:49:55
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like that would be inconvenient or cause problems.
00:49:58
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So it is, that always kind of makes me feel
00:50:01
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a little weird about it.
00:50:02
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But USB-C really like locks in places.
00:50:05
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USB-C is a very secure feeling connector.
00:50:08
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It does not at all have that problem,
00:50:10
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as far as I could tell from my brief time with one.
00:50:13
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So that I think is a massive improvement.
00:50:17
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You know, also now we have the 5K issue fairly solved,
00:50:21
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it looks like.
00:50:23
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so that also helps.
00:50:24
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Again, I think though you're right
00:50:26
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that the problem is now the complexity of,
00:50:31
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well, this thing can be plugged into this USB-C port,
00:50:34
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but not that USB-C port,
00:50:36
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and there's no visual way to identify which is which,
00:50:38
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and you're gonna have--
00:50:39
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- Is it a USB-C port?
00:50:40
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What is the, how would you even call the port now?
00:50:43
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Because is it the Thunderbolt 3 port?
00:50:46
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Do you call it by the name of the highest speed bus
00:50:48
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that can run over a wire that you connect into that port?
00:50:52
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Like when the presumed Skylake MacBook Pros come out with ports whose connector is the
00:50:59
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shape of the USB Type-C connector, will all those ports be called Thunderbolt ports?
00:51:04
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Will we call them all USB ports?
00:51:07
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Will we call them anything different when two DisplayPort 1.2 things change to two DisplayPort
00:51:13
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1.3s and you can have four 4K displays on some future machine?
00:51:18
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Is it still a Thunderbolt 3 port or is it a Thunderbolt 3.1 port?
00:51:21
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Like names become meaningless. It is just a wire over which we multiplex all sorts of
00:51:26
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signals. The standards and protocols of those signals advance over time and the maximum
00:51:31
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throughput of the wire itself advances over time. But we just keep calling them, maybe
00:51:35
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we'll just call them ports. Like maybe we'll just, our grandkids will just be like, how
00:51:39
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many ports does your computer have and how fast do those ports go? And it becomes less
00:51:43
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important to have a name for it. I don't even know.
00:51:46
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But it's gonna make it very difficult for everybody,
00:51:50
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especially non-super-informed geeks like we hope we are.
00:51:54
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But it's gonna be a big problem for everybody,
00:51:57
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where like, okay, I have a computer
00:51:59
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that has this port on it.
00:52:00
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I want to buy this peripheral.
00:52:02
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Or I'm out of ports, I wanna buy a hub
00:52:05
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to give me more ports.
00:52:07
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And then half your devices stop working,
00:52:09
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'cause it's a USB-C hub,
00:52:10
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and half your devices are Thunderbolt.
00:52:11
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And you have no way to know that, really, ahead of time.
00:52:15
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Things, right now, you can look at the ports that you have
00:52:19
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and you can look at devices and cables
00:52:20
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and peripherals and hubs, and you just know,
00:52:24
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oh, this is the shape port,
00:52:26
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I have two of those on my computer,
00:52:27
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I can plug that into that and it will probably work.
00:52:30
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- Use your skills learned on a shape sorter
00:52:32
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when you were a toddler.
00:52:34
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- Right, like in this new world where we have this,
00:52:37
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we have one port that is most likely
00:52:40
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going to be very common, and there's already tons
00:52:45
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tons of cables and hubs and devices on the market for USB-C now. There's already tons
00:52:52
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of them and all those hubs that exist now that everyone's buying now with their MacBook
00:52:57
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1s, they're gonna, you know, in two years they're still gonna have that. They're
00:53:00
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gonna have a different laptop maybe and it's not gonna work with half their stuff. It's
00:53:04
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gonna be a weird situation that I'm not sure is a good thing overall.
00:53:09
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>> Well, as people in the chat room are pointing out, like, and as Intel has been pushing with
00:53:14
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technologies that is trying to attach to Skylake or make part of the same sort of
00:53:19
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push for new products we talked about in past shows, the whole idea of wireless
00:53:23
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connectivity which maybe isn't here yet, maybe isn't up to snuff for Apple
00:53:29
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standards yet, but going to a uniform connector everywhere with different
00:53:35
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protocols put over it is an improvement over the status quo and eventually you
00:53:38
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would imagine that the things that can be wireless sort of high speed, high
00:53:42
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bandwidth near field low power wireless can we get that to the point where the
00:53:49
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ports just stop being used for anything except for maybe power you know sort of
00:53:55
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the zero port thing that we talked about with it with the MacBook one that's not
00:54:00
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I don't think that far in the future in the order of you know the good old five
00:54:05
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to ten years thing so I think this is a step up from where we were we'll just
00:54:11
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deal with the confusion and what comes out on the other side of it is not a final unification
00:54:16
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on a single protocol on a single wire but rather the slow deterioration of the wire
00:54:21
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is an important thing that you plug into your devices for anything other than charging.
00:54:24
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I mean we're already there with iOS devices, we've just convinced the entire world you
00:54:28
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don't plug anything into this thing except for a cable to charge it.
00:54:33
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Everything else you do with it you do wirelessly.
00:54:35
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Even though that's not technically true you can plug all sorts of things into it.
00:54:38
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I think people like the idea of the wireless stuff, even as flaky and as unreliable as
00:54:44
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New versions of Bluetooth, near fields for the Apple Pay stuff, future protocols that
00:54:50
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do similar things for displaying, doing air, what is it, air display?
00:54:55
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What the hell is that called?
00:54:58
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Airplay, doing airplay over different protocols.
00:54:59
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They'll keep calling it airplay, but whatever the weird wireless high definition display
00:55:05
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standard that Intel comes up with several years from now. Building that in
00:55:10
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instead of doing it the way Apple does it now with H.264 compression over a
00:55:13
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regular old Wi-Fi, like that I think is the the long-term end state of this. But
00:55:18
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in the meantime I am very excited about a future line of computers period, not
00:55:24
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just laptops, but I'm excited about a new trashcan Mac Pro with a bunch of
00:55:29
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Thunderbolt 3 ports on the back, whatever the hell you want to call it, like just
00:55:33
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the back of this machine will just be bristling with little tiny USB 3D shaped holes even
00:55:38
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more than there are Thunderbolt ports and it'll have more capabilities and it will be
00:55:45
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less of a hassle to plug things into it.
00:55:47
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This is the final point on Thunderbolt 3.
00:55:49
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They've finally seen the light on another thing which is the stupid Thunderbolt cables
00:55:54
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that cost 50 bucks because they have chips in the connectors and it makes the connectors
00:55:57
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really long and like one inch long stiff part that can't bend because that's where the chip
00:56:01
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is and they actually get warm when you use them. They have a standard for passive wires.
00:56:05
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It only goes half the speed, 20 gigabits instead of 40, although that half speed, that's the
00:56:09
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maximum speed of the current Thunderbolt 2, isn't it? 20?
00:56:12
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I'll take that. Right. So basically for the current speed that
00:56:16
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you have now, you can get cheap, flexible wires that don't heat up when you use them
00:56:22
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with no chips in them, and you get 20 gigabits. And so that's great. This is the fastest turnaround
00:56:28
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time I've ever seen on a interconnect standard learning from all the mistakes
00:56:32
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the previous iteration of this interconnect standard made because first
00:56:35
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of all Thunderbolt's already up to version 3 and it's like barely used and
00:56:38
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only used on Apple computers and it is already like correcting all of its past
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mistakes. Better connector, piggybacking on USB, a passive thing for people who
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don't care while still pushing the envelope of like actually we have double
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that speed if you're going to use the chip connector things or whatever so I'm
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I'm really excited about next year's crop of Macs,
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one of which I may actually buy
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if my 2008 Mac Pro lasts that long.
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- You know, I wonder,
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because they're attaching Thunderbolt to USB,
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and we know that Apple is very unlikely,
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extremely unlikely, to ship a computer where like,
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these ports are USB 3, but these ports are USB 2,
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like they're just gonna go all out on one or the other.
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Thunderbolt requires direct PCI lanes
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right from the chipset, and it's most likely,
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I would imagine, I don't know offhand,
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but I would imagine it's much more expensive
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to have a Thunderbolt port on a motherboard,
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on a computer than a USB port.
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It might not be possible to have more than two USB-C ports
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on anything but a Mac Pro,
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just because of the chipset limitations.
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So, look at the iMacs today.
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iMacs have four USB ports in the back.
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Are they gonna have four USB-C ports on the next version?
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I kinda doubt it, because I would doubt
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that whatever chipsets Intel uses
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for the consumer level stuff,
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they might not support that many lanes
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for Thunderbolt to use.
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- I think they listed the chipsets.
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Like they were gonna make one super low power one.
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This is a lot of people writing in
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to explain the MacBook One,
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although it doesn't really make sense
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because the MacBook One doesn't use Thunderbolt 3.
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But anyway, they're gonna have one low power chipset
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that can only support one of these ports, right?
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The whole idea is like, we're only gonna support one,
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but it is a true Thunderbolt 3 port
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It does everything on, you know, it's for the MacBook One,
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it's a classic machine, and it really only does support one.
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So yeah, you could have a second one that, like you said,
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is, well, this one isn't Thunderbolt.
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I know it looks the same, but this one is actually
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just plain old USB.
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They didn't have, with the current MacBook One,
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they didn't have that problem.
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You could have made them both identical,
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but with the new one, with Thunderbolt 3,
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you can have one Thunderbolt 3 port with this chipset,
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because that's all we have the lanes for,
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and then you can have other, like, plain USB ports,
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which Apple may or may not do.
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But then the next step up,
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with the sort of better laptop things,
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I think it was like,
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now you can have two Thunderbolt 3 ports.
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- Do you know if that will qualify for the MacBook Air?
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- The MacBook what?
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Do we think that this machine is still gonna be a thing?
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Not without a retina screen.
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I don't see that living.
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I don't see a 26 new iteration of the MacBook Air
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coming in 2016 unless they put a retina screen in it.
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And I'm not entirely convinced they're gonna do that yet.
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But yeah, and so you're right.
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They will be faced with this problem,
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especially for the iMac.
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'Cause the iMac, you don't have the excuse of like,
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Well, because the iMac you could just basically put an internal hub inside there and have
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one of the Thunderbolt 3 things branching out into basically an internal USB hub and
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then you have one, I mean they're still faced with the same problem.
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You're gonna have a bunch of connectors that are all shaped the same, one of which has
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a little different symbol painted on it and tiny paint that no one can actually read because
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it's behind the computer and nobody can see back there because it's dark, right?
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But if you swivel it towards you it'll light up.
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Yeah, well not on the Mac Pro, the iMac, right?
00:59:45
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They have plenty of room, they have plenty of room inside the iMac to have five ports
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on the back of it. One of them is going to be like the good port, like the Thunderbolt
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port and all the rest of them are going to be these are just plain old USB. And they
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can do that with a quote unquote two port chipset from Intel, right? Or just like I
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said, they could have two Thunderbolt three ports and then five USB, but not that Apple
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would ever do this because they're so stingy with ports, but then five USB ports just running
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off of like a plain old USB three control. Like they technologically, this is all possible
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and all it comes down to is the confusion factor. And on the back of the iMac, I think
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if you separated them, even though they're the same shape, if you separated them from
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each other, like if you had a bunch in a row and then a big space on the other ones, or
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even put them on separate sides of the machine, I don't know. I feel like if I had to make
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the choice, I would rather have more ports, even if some of them are only differentiated
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by a stenciled symbol like laser etched onto the aluminum. That's what I would want, but
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I'm not entirely sure that that's what Apple is going to want. I would imagine Apple is
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going to put a smaller number of ports on it and just, you know, deal with the short-term
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griping. Oh yeah, I mean if you want a lot of ports of various mixing and matching
01:00:52
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of things you're definitely looking at the wrong brand of computers. And the Mac Pro,
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you know, they'll do use whatever crazy chipset that has the most insane
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number of PCI Express lanes and they'll put as many ports on the back of that
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thing as they can and that'll just continue in its current form but the
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shape and size of the ports in the back will shrink. Who knows, maybe they could
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even add ports to that thing. On the Mac Pro that is the only model I can actually
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imagine them saying, "These are all Thunderbolt 3 ports, blank space, these two are plain
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old USB-C, connect your mouse and keyboard here."
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Because why the hell not?
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Like they're all so tiny, there's so much stuff inside that computer, it wouldn't be
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a big deal to do that.
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And it would free up like the good ports for your crazy multi-SSD disk arrays or whatever
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the hell you're connecting to it.
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And you still won't buy one.
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I might, you know, I've got to buy a new computer eventually in theory.
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On an infinite time scale.
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- Oh God. - I don't know.
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That one terabyte SSD really did give this Mac new life.
01:01:48
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I do not, when I sit down in front of this computer now,
01:01:50
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the only thing I notice is that, you know,
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my wife's screen is better than mine.
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But other than that, it feels great.
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- I suspect you're gonna keep using it
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until it drops OS support for the latest OS.
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- That would probably do it.
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I'm kind of glad that I've just been under the wire
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for the few updates and they haven't even been
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advancing that.
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The last few OSes have all not changed
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the hardware requirements.
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- Yeah, they cut off Merlin's old Mac Pro
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and then just stopped cutting off old Mac Pros.
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- That's right, that was the last one in the door
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and then it's like, that's it.
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Excellent. So is anything going on next week?
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From the late breaking rumors, it seems like a lot less is going on than we thought.
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You want to tell us what you're talking about there, Jon?
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Well, I always list that this is the WOC prediction section and have this list of like the hardware
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and software and things we're going to talk about and the late breaking story from the
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York Times is what seems like the final in a series of stories about the ever-rumored
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Apple TV replacement that was like, "Oh, it has a new remote.
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It's coming.
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It's going to have an SDK.
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Apple is working with companies to provide a way for you to watch first-run shows by
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paying them money.
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Like the Apple TV dream is going to come true for everyone except for Gene Munster because
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it's not an actual television set."
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And then the final one, posted in the New York Times shortly before recording began,
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was, "Oh, looks like Apple TV,
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the new Apple TV is not gonna be a WDC after all."
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This follows on the previous story, which was like,
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"Hmm, looks like Apple's having trouble
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setting up all those content deals that it wants to set up."
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And they were like, "Well, even without the content deals,
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they can release new hardware.
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Still, the new remote might be cool
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and they can always release the hardware now
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and then later on when they finally get all these deals
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ironed out with all these content owners,
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then your hardware that you have would get better."
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But if this rumor is to be believed,
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no new Apple TV hardware, no Apple TV SDK,
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off the menu for WWDC.
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Again, it seems like the past three years
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that the Apple TV has been like, I don't know, they could,
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the current one is really old.
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And well, like this one was like,
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oh, they did a price drop on the old one.
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That means a new one is coming
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and we were all ready for it and no.
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And so I obviously entirely pessimistically believe
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these rumors that there will be no Apple TV.
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I hope I'm wrong and I'm really excited
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pleasantly surprised because my current Apple TV is flaking out big time and I've switched
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to using TiVo for Netflix. That's how far it's gone. So yeah, what do you guys think
01:07:35
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about that? Are you basically crossing off the Apple TV in your hearts?
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Well, I had already kind of done that because at the recommendation of Dan Morin, and I
01:07:45
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think we talked about this on the show, I got an Amazon Fire TV stick and I love it.
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It is the first thing I turn to to do any sort of media consumption when I'm trying
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to do that at home or when I'm traveling, if I choose to take it with me. It has been
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far more reliable than my Apple TV has been. It works really, really well. Netflix is great
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on it. Plex actually exists on it, which is wonderful, and that works really well. So
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I rarely use my Apple TV anymore, but the only thing I use it for is for AirPlay, like
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we were talking about earlier. And even then, in a pinch, I can do that using a really hacky
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third-party app on the Fire TV stick. So I would love to see a new Apple TV and see what
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they're going to do with it, but I don't know. I went from loving my Apple TV to kind of
01:08:38
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not really caring about it in the span of about a year. Now, maybe this is all DiscoveryD
01:08:42
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issues masquer- or, you know, this is DiscoveryD issues causing me to hate it, and it's really
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not the Apple TV at all, but one way or another,
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I just haven't really cared about the Apple TV in a while.
01:08:53
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Now Marco, you had just posted something recently
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about yours not working for the 8 millionth time,
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is that right?
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- First of all, it's hilarious that now
01:09:01
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we are all Gene Munster-ing Apple.
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Now everyone's like, "Oh, when are you gonna do
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"the Apple TV?"
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It's a slight variation, but it's pretty much
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the same thing.
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Second of all, I think it's hilarious that
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the A5 just won't die.
01:09:13
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Like, it's an, the A5, how this chip that was released
01:09:17
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in 2011 is now still in the non-retina iPad Mini,
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which is still for sale, the current generation
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of iPod Touch, which is still for sale,
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the current generation of the Apple TV,
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which is now also still for sale,
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the A5, and we don't even know what the watch is,
01:09:36
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maybe the watch is using an A5.
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This chip will not die, and developers keep having
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to support it forever.
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But anyway, and I think that's probably, honestly,
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there's no Apple TV.
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I think the A5 became sentient and took over at Apple
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and has some dirt on Tim or something
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and is just holding the company hostage now.
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That's why there's no new Apple TV.
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- Of all the things that are wrong
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with the current Apple TV puck,
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the incredibly weak CPU is actually, I think,
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not one of them because it's obviously strong enough
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to handle full resolution HD video,
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which is basically what's expected
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of a puck-like device at this point.
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And everything we complain about is bugs.
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It's not like, oh, everything is slow
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because the CPU is slow.
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The responsiveness is okay as far as
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set-top boxes go when things work.
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And so we desperately do need a new puck.
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And the reason, you say, oh, we're gene-munstering
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Tim Cook on this 'cause he keeps saying,
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where is the Apple TV?
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But it's not us doing that.
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It's Tim Cook and Apple speaking with the corporate voice
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saying, we still believe in TV, we're interested in TV.
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They're not just like not saying anything
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and then it's just left us to figure out
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that the iPod touch isn't coming back or whatever.
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Like they keep talking about TV
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and like how they're still pursuing that
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and they think there's a,
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it's a venue for possible future disruption
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and advancement and whatever that like,
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they keep talking about it.
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So if you keep talking about it
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and you drop the price on your system,
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it's like, all right, so what are you talking about?
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Are you talking about the stupid $79 puck
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that we all hate now because it's buggy and old
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and slow and getting worse with time instead of better
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and messing up our networks
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because of Discovery D or whatever?
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They have to do something.
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They're sending mixed messages here.
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And one of the messages we really care about television
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and we're interested in the future television
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and the other message is what they're actually doing
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which is just keeping the same product around
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way past its prime and the only thing they've done
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is drop the price.
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- Well, I think it's very clear that they are,
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there's so much smoke around this.
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They are definitely working on some kind of major update
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to it, but it's just not done yet.
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You know, that's very clear.
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And whether this was like a last minute slip,
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or whether everyone was mis-predicting the launch before,
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- Or it could come out, like, yeah,
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this is just a rumor, but it seems like
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we're all writing it off.
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It seems like we're saying,
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we believe the New York Times story,
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now we are completely prepared for there to be no Apple TV.
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- Well, it has everything about a controlled leak
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written all over it.
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Like, this sure looks like Apple PR,
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this is a controlled leak, no question.
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So, you know, I believe that it's been kicked out
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of the keynote, whether it was there or not
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in the first place, we don't know whether this is setting
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expectations based on new information or just tamping down
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rumors that have gotten out of hand
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and would disappoint people, who knows, doesn't matter.
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The fact is, I believe these things to say
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it's not gonna be there.
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Anyway, there's nothing saying that they have to release
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this at WWDC, like everyone always assumes
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that Apple has to release new platforms at WWDC
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that will have SDKs so that developers can get started on them
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and that's simply not the case.
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Look at the watch.
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The watch was an entirely new platform
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that has now many apps for it.
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The watch has not seen WWDC yet.
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It's about to, but the entire watch kit SDK was launched
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last November with no event, well with the watch event,
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but no developer event, no developer gatherings
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any sort, because the fact is, WBCC holds about 5,000 people, and there's hundreds of
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thousands of Apple developers. So, they can never satisfy everybody at these events, so
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they have to do things online, they have to have these different systems and everything.
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So, they can launch an Apple TV with an SDK whenever they want. They don't have to do
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it next week. So, if something has slipped where it's not quite ideal timing for PR reasons,
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like they're gonna want to ship this device along with a really compelling customer story,
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a really compelling reason why people want to buy it besides, "Hey, we made a different
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box. It runs the same crappy software that you're used to."
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Do you always need that reason though? Because they release new Mac hardware without a new
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OS or any new capabilities. This is what happens if you neglect your products and just say,
01:14:01
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well, the Apple TV have is fine.
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Like there's something to be said for,
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yes, just coming out with the new box
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with a faster CPU and GPU,
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with lower power, less heat, smaller size,
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like just basic hardware advancement.
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I'm not saying you gotta do that every year
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for the Apple TV,
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'cause it's not maybe an every year kind of product,
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but every once in a while, that type of change,
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you can't put that off wherever.
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I understand that like, oh, we wanna have content deals,
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we wanna have a new remote, we wanna have an SDK.
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Like there's all these things that we see for the future of our little baby Apple TV
01:14:33
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But if those things keep getting delayed for whatever reason that's fine
01:14:37
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But in the meantime, it's okay just to do a hardware update and they did when they bumped it to 1080p
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But then they just said that's it. We're like it's like now they're being stubborn
01:14:46
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We're not going to touch anything until we have everything to show you especially if this rumor is true that like
01:14:51
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You know the content deals were falling through it and I can imagine someone going well
01:14:56
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Why would we bother releasing that's not like our headline feature like the SDK fine, whatever but our headline feature is hey
01:15:02
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now you can be a cord cutter and you can actually use this to watch like quote unquote real TV and
01:15:06
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It seems like they're saving it all up to say, you know, imagine they did it with the watch
01:15:10
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Imagine if they said you know what we are not launching this without pulse ox, right and the FDA thing is holding it up fine
01:15:16
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We're just not gonna go we'll delay it for another year
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they didn't do that with the watch because it's seen as a much more important product and there was no existing one and
01:15:23
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At this point the Apple TV is so long in the tooth that I just wish they would
01:15:28
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They don't have to pull a MacBook one and release something that might be weird and awkward and they really they replace it but like
01:15:32
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Release the hardware that you know will work for your future software plans and at this point that hardware must exist
01:15:40
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If the software is not ready for it
01:15:42
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Like they should have if they had a contingency plan
01:15:44
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Like let's just let ship the new hardware with the old software and yeah now it'll have a Showtime thing that you can pay
01:15:48
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$11 a month and get Showtime just like you can with HBO go HBO now or whatever
01:15:53
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That's still an okay product.
01:15:55
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Keep selling the $79 one, sell this one for,
01:15:58
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so hell, sell this one for 149 or something.
01:16:00
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Maybe you don't sell a lot of them,
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but eventually you'll have a selling proposition
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where you can say, oh, if you have the new Apple TV,
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you can get all these amazing features
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and these new content deals and whatever.
01:16:11
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I don't know, I'm just getting frustrated with the Apple TV,
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both my specific hardware product
01:16:15
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that I'm slowly using less and less,
01:16:17
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and the fact that Apple won't put out a new one.
01:16:18
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And the reason for that,
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and this gets into a question I have for Casey,
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is I have a lot of stuff that I bought on iTunes.
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Why do I buy them on iTunes?
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I guess because it's really easy.
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I just go and press the button
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and the kids are watching a movie.
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But now, you know, we all know this.
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The best of us know it, but we still do it anyway.
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Didn't you know you were buying things
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you could only watch on Apple devices?
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Yes, I knew, but I always assumed
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there would be some passable Apple device
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that I could use to watch it.
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So now, why do I go to the Apple TV?
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Because the kids wanna watch a movie
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that we have purchased from iTunes.
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So Casey, do you have a lot of iTunes purchases?
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I guess not if you're abandoning it entirely
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the Amazon thing. I have a fair bit of iTunes music purchases, but those were already abandoned
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in favor of Spotify. I know for some people that works, for some people that doesn't,
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but that's what I've done. I don't know that I've ever purchased a movie on iTunes. I do have a
01:17:06
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couple of ultraviolet movies, so I've gotten the Blu-ray and that comes with a digital copy,
01:17:14
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and you can typically redeem that in one of several proprietary systems, and I've redeemed
01:17:19
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that copy within iTunes. But generally speaking, I will, if I'm buying a movie or if I want a movie
01:17:27
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for like my birthday or something, generally speaking, what I'll do is I'll ask for it on
01:17:31
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Blu-ray. And then I will rip it and stick it on my NAS using Don Melton scripts in order to get it so
01:17:40
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that it's accessible without the disk. Though if I were to sit down and watch a movie, just like
01:17:46
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like Aaron and I, for example,
01:17:48
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I would put in the Blu-ray if I have it available,
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which I know makes me weird in a lot of ways.
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- As your bouncing baby boy gets bigger,
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I can imagine you will find yourself
01:17:56
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in a similar situation to most parents,
01:17:58
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which is kids wanna watch a movie,
01:18:00
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you're sure as hell not gonna order a DVD,
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get it, rip it to Plex, and have them watch it later.
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You're going to pull up whatever you need to pull up
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to buy the movie now and start watching it.
01:18:08
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And maybe for you, that will be your Amazon, whatever,
01:18:11
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a Fire TV stick, like that Apple,
01:18:14
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that your impulse purchases of movies
01:18:16
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that you're not interested enough in to watch on Blu-ray,
01:18:18
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but that you want your kid to see
01:18:19
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and want to be always available,
01:18:21
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you'll buy them on the stick
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rather than buying them on the Apple TV.
01:18:24
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But for us, we've already bought a ton of them on Apple TV
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and I imagine Marco has too, like, you know, kids movies.
01:18:30
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- Oh yeah, the vast majority of movies that we own
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through iTunes are Pixar movies.
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- Those are important enough to me
01:18:35
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that I get the fancy Blu-rays for,
01:18:37
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but I'm just talking about like other random stuff
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or even movies for myself, like, I don't know,
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just like a Marvel movie that I'm not that into,
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but I wanna see it.
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I'll just go and buy it on iTunes.
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And I've even done iTunes rentals,
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which I thought I would never do,
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because they're so expensive.
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And I was like, look, if you think the movie's
01:18:52
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important enough to rent, like, and I have Netflix,
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like why are you renting a movie from iTunes?
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It's just, we're so incredibly lazy
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that you don't want to wait for a disc to arrive.
01:19:00
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And if it's not available on streaming,
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you're just gonna be like, you know what?
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Let me just rent it on iTunes.
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It's $3.99 for two people to watch a movie.
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It's way cheaper than going to the movies.
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And then at this point, we're never just buying them,
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because if you rent it, you rent it once,
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and then the kids want to see it,
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it because it's a family movie, then you rent it twice, you should have just bought it anyway.
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So I don't know. Anyway, the point is all of my movies are trapped in the iTunes ecosystem,
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so I desperately want Apple to at least maintain some sort of confidence and update their hardware
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so I can continue to watch the movies that I paid for. Because unlike music, they haven't
01:19:28
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gone DRM-free, so I can't sort of take them out of their cage and put them someplace else.
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Well, to put it in perspective, just a few days ago, I decided to buy the movie Sneakers
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from the early 90s, and it did not even cross my mind
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to look on iTunes.
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I immediately went to Amazon, found a Blu-ray,
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and shipped it to myself.
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That was the first thing I did.
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I didn't even consider doing anything else.
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- Well, you should get sneakers and Blu-ray,
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'cause that's an important movie.
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- I agree, it's a wonderful movie.
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- That Marco hasn't seen or probably ever heard of.
01:19:55
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- Yeah, exactly.
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- I've heard of it.
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I don't know if I've seen it, or I might have seen it,
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like back when it was current, I might have seen it.
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- It's a great, great movie.
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Have you seen War Games, Marco?
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- Okay, you're not completely without hope then,
01:20:10
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says pot to kettle.
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- No, most of the movies I haven't seen
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came out like after 2002.
01:20:16
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- Oh, this was '92, so you don't really have any excuses.
01:20:19
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- Right, exactly.
01:20:20
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Yeah, '90s I have covered pretty well.
01:20:23
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- Yeah, good deal.
01:20:24
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What else do we think is happening at WWDC?
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What are we getting on the watch?
01:20:28
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Are we getting third party complications?
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I say no way.
01:20:32
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- There have been a couple of rumors that said yes.
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I don't know.
01:20:36
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Right now, I made my big post last week about,
01:20:39
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I have so many questions about the Apple Watch Native SDK.
01:20:43
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We know that we're getting it, that's been confirmed.
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So we know that we are getting the Native Watch SDK.
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We don't know how limited it will be,
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what it will and won't be able to do,
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what it will and won't be allowed to do by policy.
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There are so many questions on that,
01:20:59
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that all we can say is we're getting a Native SDK.
01:21:03
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But I have no idea, from my point of view,
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whether an overcast app will be possible,
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whether it will not suck.
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You know, like I have, whether it's possible
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to make one that doesn't suck, I have no idea.
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So I'm looking forward to it.
01:21:16
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It's very impressive.
01:21:17
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To me, it sounds like a very aggressive timing
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to have this already so soon after the launch of the watch.
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But hey, if they can do it, great.
01:21:26
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- Is it kind of weird that they pre-announced the SDK?
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Like, I mean, I'm trying to think of why bother
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pre-announcing it?
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Like we all kind of expected it was coming,
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but why not just save the surprise?
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Like is it so pressing that there was pressure on them
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to have to say, no, seriously, it's coming.
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'Cause they told us it was coming.
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They said like, this is what you have now.
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You have watched it, native SDK in the future.
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They could have just said,
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and that could have been the last you heard from it.
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And then we all would have assumed it said WWDC.
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It would have been at WWDC.
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Would it have been slightly more exciting
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for them not to have confirmed shortly before WWDC?
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Oh, by the way, remember when we said,
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well, have the SDK in the future?
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Well, the future is WWDC.
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That's exactly when you're gonna see it.
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Why bother spoiling that minor surprise?
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- Yeah, sure, but maybe when they decided
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to say that publicly, which is what, about a week ago,
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when they decided, maybe that's also when they decided
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the Apple TV wasn't gonna make the cut,
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or maybe they, I hope they knew by then
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whether the Apple TV wasn't going to make the cut,
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and so maybe this is kind of a two-stage PR management move
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where you're trying to give people good news first
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so then the bad news doesn't sting as badly, I don't know.
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But that's just a guess.
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- I don't think it matters one way or the other.
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It's just, it's like a difference of, you know, it used to be that Apple would keep
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every possible secret it could, even when everybody knew, like it's so obvious they
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were going to do something, they wouldn't say anything.
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I mean, and speaking of obvious, iOS 9 and a new version of OS X, everyone I guess assumes
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that the OS updates will exist.
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Apple hasn't announced, maybe they probably have, like come see what's new in the next
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version of iOS, that's probably in the WOEC literature somewhere, I didn't even bother
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looking but that's kind of an assumption based on their yearly schedules.
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They won't tell you what they're gonna be called,
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their names, there's still a little bit of surprise there,
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but I assume we all agree that those two things,
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do we think either one of those things
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are going off a yearly schedule,
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or do we just assume there will be
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new major versions of both of those?
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- They'll be there. - Yeah.
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All right, so now what's in them?
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Let's start with iOS 9.
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What characterizes iOS 9?
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- That's a tough thing.
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I don't know of any low-hanging fruit
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that I really, really, really want to see changed.
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For the like of me, I can't think of anything
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that irks me on a regular basis.
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And a lot of people have been calling for,
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you know, taking watch-style complications
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and putting them on the lock screen
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or even potentially putting them in springboard.
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And I don't know, maybe that's one of those things
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that once it arrives, I'll be like,
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"Oh yes, I can't imagine not having this anymore."
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But I don't really feel like I want any of that stuff.
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And so to me, I just feel like I want everything to be a little less buggy and a little more
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And I don't know if I mean iOS specifically, I don't know if I mean iCloud since I've been
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burned by that over the last few days, but I would just love to see a slowed down release.
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And I think that's what we're going to get.
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I think we're going to get less whiz-bang features than we do, generally speaking, but
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we'll still get a handful.
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But I think that there will be a public,
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admission isn't the word I'm looking for,
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but a public statement that this is about
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tuning things up and cleaning things out.
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I don't know, what do you think, Marco?
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- I'm mostly with you.
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I do think that there's a lot of stuff they could do
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to improve things user-facing that wouldn't be
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totally out of the blue.
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Like, last year they introduced
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this amazing extension system.
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There are still a few places where extensions
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could be useful and welcome.
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So possibly new extension points, possibly enhancement
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to existing extension points, things that you can extend
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from, and some small seeming but very helpful things
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such as apps being able to launch specific extensions
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from specific people, that would be nice.
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Or one of the big ones, mail app supporting extensions,
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that would be nice 'cause it's kind of weird
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and really annoying that it doesn't.
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So if the Apple Mail app could launch extensions,
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that would be amazing.
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So there's stuff like that.
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There's a lot of enhancements to things
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we already have generally, but they can make them better
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or they can expand them.
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Lots of that stuff is what I'm looking for,
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what I'm hoping for, in addition to the refinement.
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I mean, if you just look at what we're seeing
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over the last few days with the 10.10.4 beta
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replacing DiscoveryD with the old mDNS responder,
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that I think, based on what I've read
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and the research I've done
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and what everyone else has been saying,
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I think that replacing Discovery D
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with the old reliable MDNS responder
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is going to solve more than half of the issues
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I face every day with Apple products.
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- Yeah, I agree.
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I never really got as bugged by it
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as like you and Chalkenberry did.
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I mean, I certainly had, you know,
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KCLS MacBook Pro one, two, three, four.
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But it seemed to me that a lot of the issues
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that you guys had, like you had said, Marco,
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about your printer was constantly having issues.
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I don't have a fancy printer,
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so I never ran into any of that sort of thing.
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But just my gut, and maybe it's because
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I've just listened to everyone talk about it all the time,
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but my gut tells me that some of these things
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that I can't really attribute what they're for,
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like Apple TV wonkiness, it's very rare
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that I can get my Apple TV to kick on
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when I try to AirPlay to it.
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I have to go over to it and turn it on.
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And then half the time when I turn it on,
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the darn thing won't be visible in my AirPlay devices.
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I'm starting to wonder if a lot of these little
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kooky, weird things that are starting to drive me up a wall
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are DiscoveryD and MDNS responder issues.
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- Yeah, I don't know how widespread these problems are
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because from what I've seen from all the reports on them,
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the nature of the problems that makes them
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so incredibly maddening is that they're sort of like a poisoning of your environment.
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A lot of the fixes are like, look, unplug your Apple TV, turn off your router, shut
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everything down, and then start them up in this order.
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Because if you don't, a feature of the new Discovery Do You Thing or whatever are existing
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features of the various Apple devices, they will hang on to mappings between Mac addresses
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and names and other stuff.
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They will keep that information even when the machines from which that information originated
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are turned off. So merely restarting your Mac doesn't fix it because there's your Apple TV
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off in the corner that you forgot about that's holding on to those poisoned addresses and forcing
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your Mac to pick a different number or whatever. Like I don't understand the details of it, but a
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lot of the analyses I've read have pointed to a sort of distributed problem where it's not just
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a local problem on your machine where some software that's behaving badly, it's that bad
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information spreads across your network and if you don't sort of flush it out in the most heinous way
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possible you're screwed and that even if you do flush it out it could still come back or
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whatever so those problems are incredibly frustrating but it also means that I think
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there are a lot of people myself included who have never had any of these problems at
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all because the poison has not seeped into our network for whatever reason.
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I remember when I had the loaner Macbook at WWDC last year with the Yosemite on it I immediately
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saw the two, three, four numbers going up just from using that computer machine alone
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by itself at WWDC, seeing my number increase.
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And I'm like, oh, well, that's a bug, right?
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But when I got everything home on my home network, everything just seemed to work.
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And with Yosemite, my entire usage of Yosemite, I haven't had any Wi-Fi problems.
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I haven't had any printing problems.
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I haven't had any networking problems.
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I have seen the numbers every once in a while, but they've never gone over two or something.
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So I don't know, again, this is the nature of the problem.
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This is definitely a problem and it's the worst kind of problem because the people who
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have it, it's like, I don't know, like an infestation of insects or something.
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You gotta just burn the house down and then rebuild a new house and even then they might
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So yeah, this seems like a big misstep and it's a shame because this type of move, like
01:29:26
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why replace mDNS responder with discovery?
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Well anyone who has spent a long time with OS X remembers the complaints about mDNS responder
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being flaky and having to kill it and installing old versions of MDNSResponder because the
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old version was better than the new version.
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That was a thing in many years past, that MDNSResponder was a source of all sorts of
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bugs and stuff or whatever.
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And eventually it shakes out, but it's like someone comes in and says, "Look, the reason
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MDNSResponder was all buggy is because it's actually kind of the wrong design and the
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features are distributed in the wrong way, and we really need a clean sheet approach
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And then DiscoveryD is their clean sheet approach, it gets a new name, it does different things,
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it's bugging it's got some terrible bugs that manifest in terrible ways and everybody hates it right and
01:30:06
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The wrong lesson to take from this is never try to radically change anything ever
01:30:11
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I think you have to and those are the type of moves from a CoreOS group that I want to see that's why I wrote
01:30:17
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An entire section about launchd which is a replacement for the init program, which is like old-school Unix
01:30:22
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How can you replace init? That's like why would you get rid of that? It works perfectly fine
01:30:26
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It's been around for decades part of FreeBSD and BSD and Unix and everything like you're gonna get rid of init
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You're gonna replace it with what some weird thing that sort of also does the same thing as crumb
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But also watches for IO and triggers jobs based on device like I don't even know what you're doing here
01:30:40
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You're biting off more than you can chew its second system syndrome
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Launchd is a stupid idea, but I totally applaud launchd
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That's why I wrote about it, and I think it's great
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And I think the launchd you know it had a bumpy start
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But launchd is what's running all your Macs now that is a success discovery D. Not so much a success so I
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Hope Apple's core OS group or whoever is responsible to discovery D keeps doing things like discovery D because
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That's what that's what they should be doing. They should not be resting on their laurels
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They should not accept the Unix underpinnings as they exist
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They should always be trying to make them something better just you know work on the execution
01:31:18
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All right, I was gonna say one more thing on OS 9 as in likely this is the release where we you know
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Focus on stability and make things nice and blah blah
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You know and like Marco said in addition to doing all the usual stuff like a million bug fixes and all the frameworks and small
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New features stuff like that. This is kind of not that they did it on purpose this way, but it is it is a beautiful
01:31:41
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PR win for Apple because last year
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We were all jazzed at WRC like look whole new language crazy new OS all sorts of things that you couldn't do before
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Last year was the keyboards like new keyboards and stuff right that was an extensions like Wow just stars in our eyes
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Everything we always wanted from Apple. This is great, right and this year, you know
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After the long year of bugs and weirdness and stuff like that this year everyone is kind of grumbly
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Apple can get the same rounds of applause and good feelings from developers by saying the exact opposite this year
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We're gonna buckle down and make everything better and everyone will applaud and applaud like
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They have that it's two totally different messages both years
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They're going to make developers happy and it's not like this evil plot to do it
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But it's like that's what you have to do
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Like what do we have to do to make developers happy last year?
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What they had to do was give them all the things they've been withholding for a long time this year
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All they have to do is say we've heard your complaints and we're gonna really buckle down and we're gonna make this like a polishing
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Year and make everything better and they'll get the exact same amount of applause as they got last year
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So that's totally what I expect to happen. I
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Want them to emphasize that they're working on stability and refinement and I want those to be the big applause lines from the disgruntled developers
01:33:00
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Can't imagine this year that they would say we're going even faster into the future and iOS 9 is gonna have more new features than iOS
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8 does and it's gonna be crazy because developers will be like
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Really? Can you just fix the bugs in the frameworks that you have like this is one of those years
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And so I think the cycle is natural and it just may be exaggerated because of the huge
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bonanza last year and what I imagine to be the sort of doubling down on reliability and
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refinement and polish this year.
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Well, and also they have the watch SDK to take some of the PR burden, to be a big part
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of like the wow factor this year so that iOS and Mac OS can kind of rest for a second.
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They're not gonna rest for long,
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but they can take a brief nap while the watch does its thing.
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- An app nap?
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- Yeah, that'll be nice.
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Like the watch, it'll also be fun to see the phone
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not be the hottest product at WWDC
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and how that affects the poor phone's ego.
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The Mac had to endure it.
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They're like, this used to be my conference
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and now it's iOS this and iOS that,
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and they have more sessions than we do
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and everyone cares about the Mac.
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And now it's gonna be like, oh, the watch is the new hot.
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I guess the phone still goes long,
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'cause it's like, look, watch, you get nothing without me.
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All your apps come from me.
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So that'll probably still work out.
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And as for OS X,
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people are talking about, oh, they did 1010.
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If they're gonna change the X to an 11
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or some bogus crap like that,
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this would be the time to do it.
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I don't know, I don't think there's any pressure
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to rename that thing.
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I think it'll just be 1011.
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It'll be a different California place name.
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What will be in it?
01:34:41
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I think they can get away with the same thing saying you know
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Discovery D alone is
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Enough reason that people in the room would applaud if they emphasize that the new version of OS X
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Refines the existing features although I still feel like there's more pressure on OS X to have something new like every year they have
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Something they want to show you
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If they're like last year piggyback than iOS 8 so much
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It's like Oh extensions and share things and whatever and you need to share a lot of the same code like it was
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It was as I wrote in my review to OS is moving together
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Forward like we all have the same features together handoff is a feature that we share
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Extensions is a feature that we share like even though they they manifest in different ways
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The feature that the abilities are the same and they only make sense together
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If iOS 9 says this is this is like a rebuilding polishing year
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Does OS 10 say the same thing? This is a rebuilding polishing year
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Can you give OS 10 features at this point without them having equivalents in OS 9?
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I don't even know, I can't,
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other than obviously a new file system, whatever.
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But you know. - Ding, ding.
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- If that happens, I'm gonna retire.
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Like I'm not gonna ever go to WRC again,
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'cause I got one year to make a new language,
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I got another year to make a new file system,
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I should just never bother going again,
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'cause it's all downhill from there.
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- Or you should go every year,
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see what else they come up with.
01:35:56
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- No, I mean like, I think with macOS,
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you're gonna have, you know,
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you have similar opportunities as you do with iOS
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for things like enhancements to the extension system.
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extensions in more places, different kinds of extensions.
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Like just stuff like that.
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There is lots of room for little things like that.
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I mean, a lot of times, as no one knows better than you,
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John, a lot of times with the OSs,
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the big headlining features of macOS
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are just like, are things like enhancements to mail.
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Like, you know, enhancements to like some of the basic
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system apps that are built as OS features.
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And then there's also a bunch of underlying changes
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to nice stuff or new APIs.
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Like, that's the kind of thing I would expect
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for Mac OS this year.
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Like, a couple of marketing features
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like in some of the built-in apps or in Finder or something.
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Not like a really heavy duty kind of thing.
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And then just a whole bunch of API enhancements
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under the hood and refinements to extensions,
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stuff like that.
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I'm not expecting big stuff.
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If they do a new file system,
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that would be amazing for you and for the show.
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I wouldn't expect it, honestly.
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- Yeah, I mean, I don't expect it either.
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So people were asking about the file systems lab.
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I didn't check last year's schedule,
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but isn't that always a lab?
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Isn't that always one of the labs about file system stuff?
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- I think so.
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- Yeah, like it's not, they're just there to talk about
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like, you know, how to use KQ or whatever
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to watch for file changes or the, you know,
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all the different cocoa APIs for monitoring file changes
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and dealing with extended attributes and how to copy file.
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Like, that's just, I think that's just a standard thing
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they have every year.
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So I read nothing into it.
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I don't expect a new file system.
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I never expect a new file system.
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So whatever, whatever Apple, I'm not mad,
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just disappointed.
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I have a question.
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So in years past, it wasn't every year,
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but in many years past,
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we could kind of figure out what was coming with hardware
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based on what kind of got winks and nudges
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when they discussed new APIs.
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The classic example of this,
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and the only one I can think of off the top of my head is,
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you know, auto layout and size classes.
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We're clearly indicating that you need to start
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as a developer thinking about sizes
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that aren't the one that we have now,
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or two if you've included non-retina.
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And then the next thing you know,
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you know, in that fall, we got iPhone 6 and 6 Plus.
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I was thinking as I was driving around earlier today,
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you know, what is it that we're probably gonna see
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in new APIs that indicates what new hardware might bring.
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And the thing that jumped to my mind was Force Touch.
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And what I was planning on asking you guys was,
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how did they tell us to develop for the potential
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for Force Touch without tipping their hand
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that the next iPhone will have Force Touch?
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And then it occurred to me, well, to a degree,
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they already have that API in WatchKit.
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And so maybe what they'll do is,
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There won't be any mention of it during WWDC,
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but when the time comes for this to be spreading across iOS,
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it'll be a very similar looking API.
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Hopefully that makes sense.
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So my question to you guys is,
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is there anything you can think of
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that would be like the canary in the coal mine
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for new hardware features?
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- There's the split screen thing
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where you divide the screen up into pieces for the big iPad.
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Like that code was in there,
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what it was in there for iOS 8,
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and they just, you know,
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someone found it in there for iOS 8,
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and you could actually execute it and watch it do its thing.
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I assume that code is still being worked on
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and there's probably no reason for it to exist
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until a larger iPad appears,
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or maybe it's a headlining feature of iOS 9,
01:39:41
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but that's a feature that,
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I think they could put that in iOS 9,
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and I'd be like, wait a second,
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I thought iOS 9 was a rebuilding year.
01:39:47
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It's like, yeah, but we basically have this feature
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as iOS 8, it just wasn't ready, it didn't make the cut,
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or it didn't make sense with that larger hardware.
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So I could see them releasing that
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without telling you that they're also gonna make
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a bigger iPad Air.
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And on the Force Touch thing, I think you nailed that.
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I think that it'll be the Force Touch APIs
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for native watch things.
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We all know Force Touch is coming to other devices.
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When it does come, they'll be like,
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"Hey, and it's the same API that you're used to
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"from WatchKit, done and done."
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- Well, the only trick about that though is,
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first of all, I mean, on the watch,
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it's probably gonna be a really simple API.
01:40:18
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The big trick with that is that on the watch,
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Force Touch is only the entire screen.
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You don't force touch a location.
01:40:28
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You force touch the screen.
01:40:29
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- But that's not a limitation of the hardware.
01:40:31
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That's how they've chosen to implement it, right?
01:40:33
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- As far as we know, you're correct.
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On the Mac, the force touch is a positional thing.
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It's basically an alternate click
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at wherever the mouse currently is.
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On iOS, presumably, just because of the size of the devices,
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I would expect force touch on iOS to also be positional
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the way it is on the Mac.
01:40:51
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So I would actually guess it has very little to do
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with the watch implementation.
01:40:56
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That being said, it's also such a,
01:40:59
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you would expect it's not a very complicated API either.
01:41:02
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Like it's probably just another gesture
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or another touch event you can respond to.
01:41:06
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So that's the kind of thing that, you know,
01:41:09
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like in previous years, like when Underscore wrote
01:41:13
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Podometer++, he wrote that entire app in like a week
01:41:17
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because Apple added the Motion API,
01:41:21
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like when they announced the new iPhones.
01:41:23
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not at WVDC that year, but that September or whenever
01:41:26
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when the iPhones were announced that had the new M7 chip
01:41:28
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in them, that's when they added that.
01:41:30
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So they could do the same thing this year,
01:41:32
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where they could totally leave it out of WVDC,
01:41:35
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and just in September or whenever they have
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the iPhone event, announce it then,
01:41:39
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release iOS 9.1 beta with that,
01:41:43
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or 9.1 GM even with that,
01:41:45
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and just have you submit apps within that week or two
01:41:48
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that you have, and that will be it.
01:41:50
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They don't really need to do it at this event.
01:41:53
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- Yeah, I think though that the differences for the M7,
01:41:56
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it was, and maybe you were kind of hinting at this,
01:41:58
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but it was a very, very simple API.
01:42:01
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Whereas like you had said, the Force Touch API,
01:42:04
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while it's pretty simple on WatchKit,
01:42:06
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that may be less simple for when it hits iOS.
01:42:10
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And so I think that they could hold onto some things
01:42:15
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like the M7 until the 11th hour,
01:42:17
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something that's a little bit bigger and more complex
01:42:20
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or in again, auto layout and size classes
01:42:23
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are a great example of this.
01:42:24
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They had to at least tip their hat a little bit about it.
01:42:28
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And I don't know, I just thought it was an interesting
01:42:30
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thought exercise as to what might we see in the,
01:42:34
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what smoke might we see in the API
01:42:37
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that indicates a fire coming this fall?
01:42:38
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- Well, there's two aspects of it.
01:42:40
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One is like the different callbacks and delegate methods
01:42:42
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and event types or whatever,
01:42:43
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and they don't have to really reveal those.
01:42:45
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But the other is you would imagine
01:42:47
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when Force Touch comes to iOS devices,
01:42:49
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what it will come with is at least a handful of places
01:42:54
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where UI gets native control set is responsive
01:42:58
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to Force Touch in some way.
01:42:59
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Like maybe is it a new controller or a new picker
01:43:02
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or some existing control that Force Touch has a function on?
01:43:04
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Because I also agree with Marco
01:43:05
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that I believe it will be positional.
01:43:07
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Although it would be fun to have the toddler fist gesture
01:43:09
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for your iPad where they just smack the whole screen
01:43:11
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with their fist and it says, you know what?
01:43:13
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I'm interpreting that like a watch Force Touch
01:43:15
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where I'm just saying whole screen,
01:43:16
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like that should take you home or something,
01:43:18
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you know, back to the home.
01:43:18
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Anyway, that type of thing where they're trying to show you
01:43:22
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what the hell, they're not gonna force touch
01:43:24
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on their iOS hardware and say,
01:43:26
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we don't use this feature at all,
01:43:27
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but you developers can figure it out for something.
01:43:29
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Like they're gonna ship force touch on an iOS device,
01:43:32
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it's going to have uses in iOS, in native controls,
01:43:36
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in the apps that Apple ships.
01:43:38
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And by doing that, they could be like,
01:43:39
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well, here's the API for the event
01:43:41
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and here are the callbacks methods that you can get
01:43:43
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for on the begin and end of these type of things
01:43:46
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and positions and do all that stuff.
01:43:47
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But by the way, these native controls,
01:43:50
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these particular things or these OS features
01:43:52
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already use that.
01:43:53
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So if you want to make an app with this new control,
01:43:56
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this new control has the ability to do something special
01:43:58
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on Force Touch, you hook up your stuff to here to do that.
01:44:01
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And by the way, if they Force Touch here,
01:44:02
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it brings up the multitask switcher
01:44:05
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and you may have to be ready that that could happen
01:44:07
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during this screen where previously it couldn't,
01:44:08
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stuff like that.
01:44:09
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So I expect Apple to lead on the Force Touch on iOS devices
01:44:14
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And I think it can do that leading
01:44:17
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without much pre-announcement of an API.
01:44:19
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Because I really do think that the vast majority
01:44:22
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of the new surface area of the API
01:44:24
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is hooking into OS-related things
01:44:28
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and Apple standard controls.
01:44:29
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And everything else is like, well, in your own thing,
01:44:31
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if you wanna handle these events yourself,
01:44:32
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it's just a new kind of event and maybe some new callbacks
01:44:34
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and then do whatever the hell you want.
01:44:37
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- I'm also like, just in general with Force Touch,
01:44:40
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and you know, I said this about the Macs too,
01:44:42
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I'm not that excited about Force Touch.
01:44:45
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I don't really see it changing things
01:44:48
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dramatically for the better for much.
01:44:51
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I see where it was necessary on the watch,
01:44:53
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and it isn't great on the watch even,
01:44:56
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but I could see why, it seems like it's a compromise
01:44:58
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where you have a very, very small screen
01:45:01
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and not a lot of room for buttons or menus or anything,
01:45:04
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so this is like the compromise of,
01:45:05
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well, you don't have room for buttons and menus in your app,
01:45:08
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so you can do the special gesture in most places
01:45:11
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and you'll get some additional options.
01:45:13
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On iOS devices though, I think there's enough screen space
01:45:16
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and there's enough established in UI paradigms there
01:45:20
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that you really don't need forced touch.
01:45:23
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You really don't need like the secondary gesture.
01:45:25
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There's already so many weird hidden gestures
01:45:28
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and combos you can do on iOS devices
01:45:30
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to do certain things that almost nobody knows about
01:45:32
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and just serve to confuse people.
01:45:34
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I fear this might just be another one of those things.
01:45:36
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Like we really don't need this ability
01:45:40
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to basically right-click everywhere on iOS
01:45:43
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and search for functionality that is undiscoverable,
01:45:46
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that it worries me a little bit.
01:45:48
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It seems like kind of a thing that is something cool
01:45:52
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that they figure out how to do in the hardware,
01:45:54
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but that has very limited usefulness,
01:45:57
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and it seems like it's gonna be overused for a while
01:45:59
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in the short term.
01:46:00
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But again, I'm also a skeptic about forced touch on the Mac.
01:46:04
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I also think that it seems like it's this weird third click
01:46:09
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that is not a right click, that is about as discoverable
01:46:13
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as right click, and is this additional thing
01:46:17
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that does different things depending on what you click
01:46:19
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and how you click, it just, it seems, to me,
01:46:22
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force touch seems like this kinda like,
01:46:24
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it seems like a, it's like Apple's fad of the year,
01:46:28
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and I don't like it as much as they seem to.
01:46:31
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- Well, I think you're thinking of it too much
01:46:33
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as a binary thing, like it is on the watch,
01:46:35
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because, and I don't know, I don't know the limitations
01:46:37
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of the sensors, but I can imagine on something the size of an iPad or even a phone that the
01:46:42
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sensors can be better and more sophisticated and it stops being a binary thing where it's
01:46:47
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either you're tapping or you're force touching.
01:46:49
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And it starts being, oh, can we approximate pressure sensitive tablets or pressure sensitive
01:46:54
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finger presses to make a finger painting app where a little kid can smoosh with their finger
01:46:58
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around and make thicker and thinner lines with their finger?
01:47:00
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Is it sensitive enough to do that?
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Because again, you have the position and you have the force.
01:47:03
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It's just a question of whether the sensors have that kind of resolution no matter where
01:47:07
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you press on the thing.
01:47:08
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If you stop thinking of it as a binary on/off thing, it makes actually the most sense on
01:47:13
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iOS devices.
01:47:14
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Because on the watch it's like, yeah, the whole surface is force-touch because it's
01:47:17
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too small for you to be precisely doing or whatever.
01:47:19
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It's a decision they made there.
01:47:21
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Maybe limited by the size of the sensors they have to have.
01:47:24
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On the Mac, same deal.
01:47:27
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You're not writing on the screen, you're not touching the screen, it's this other thing
01:47:30
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or whatever.
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on an iPad or a phone, if Force Touch can be, think of it instead of being Force Touch,
01:47:37
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think of it as the screen is now pressure sensitive.
01:47:41
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That has lots of implications for any kind of interface where you want different degrees
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of pressure, not just on or off, but a whole gradation of, I don't know, 256, a couple
01:47:53
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thousand levels of pressure depending on how sensitive they are, for drawing apps, for
01:47:58
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even for if they can come up with a control
01:48:01
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in the same way that the current standard controls
01:48:04
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for scrolling are sort of speed sensitive,
01:48:06
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as in how fast you flick and how long your path is.
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A long, slow swipe moves the thing differently
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than a short, fast one, and tapping it stops it.
01:48:15
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Like those are all gestures where velocity is used
01:48:18
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as an interface element, and that velocity is not
01:48:21
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on or off, fast or slow, it's a gradation of speeds.
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So if they can use a gradation and pressure
01:48:26
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to provide interface elements that behave even more
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sort of in a way that is familiar
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to being under our fingers.
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Like it feels giving a sort of weight to the controls
01:48:36
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or new gestures that involve pressing a little bit harder,
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a little bit lighter influencing how things move
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or maybe how much friction there is
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between your finger and the imaginary surface
01:48:45
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that's being simulated by the lights under the screen.
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I'm a little bit more optimistic about it,
01:48:49
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but it really all depends on,
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I don't know the capabilities
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of what they consider their Force Touch hardware.
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It really is binary and I still think they could use it to do stuff like in the interface
01:49:00
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Especially the stupid home button, but you can tap a million different ways
01:49:03
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I don't know if force touch makes that worse or better, but it's clear that they're kind of overloading a lot of things with
01:49:08
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Multi tap multi finger gestures. I would probably trade a couple of those for the hard press versus soft press
01:49:16
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But maybe that just makes it worse. Maybe they'll never give up things. Maybe they'll just keep adding more and more textures
01:49:20
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This is like a hard three finger force touch in the upper left corner and that would be crazy
01:49:25
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But I'm really hoping that the capabilities and the sensors they can fit in a device that size have more capabilities
01:49:31
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and then it can finally be the sort of input device that
01:49:35
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Reads different degrees of pressure and does smart things with them
01:49:38
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Well and the the force touch trackpad on the max
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I think it does have like because they talk about how you could like draw the signature with pressure
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Sensitivity and stuff and the fast forward on the video even like you fast forward slowly and fast forward the harder your press
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I just don't know how how many
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How many levels there are and it's a lot easier to do multi levels on the trackpad?
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Than it is to do on a big eye like on a big iPad screen if I'm pressing exactly dead center with a certain amount of force
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Does that register the same as pressing in the lower left corner with the exact same amount of force?
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Maybe you need more than sensors at the corners. Maybe it centers all around maybe it's sense
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I don't know the tech behind it.
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You would hope that it's gonna be like
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one of those Wacom tablets or whatever
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where they put the pressure sensitivity in the pen,
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which is a clever way around this entire problem,
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but we need this to work with fingers or hot dogs
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or whatever people are using to, or cosmonauts,
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whatever they're using to poke at their
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capacitive touchscreen.
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- Well also, I have a concern also.
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I would not necessarily think that force touch
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in iOS devices is a sure thing yet,
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because if you look at the teardowns, the way it works,
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it basically puts strain gauges on the four corners
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of the glass surface that it's being put on.
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Glass flexes when you push it.
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And on the watch, you know, the watch is,
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whether it's glass or sapphire,
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it's a pretty small surface area
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and it's a pretty thick screen on top of there.
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So I wouldn't expect there to be any flex there.
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That would be a noticeable problem on these strain gauges.
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But-- - It's also arced,
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which helps the strength.
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Like the watch is like a tent that helps it stiffen it.
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- Exactly, on the Mac track pads, you can see,
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when you see them in the store, if you have one,
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you can see the thickness of the glass.
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Like if you look on the edge of the track pad,
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you notice that, oh, this is actually
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a visibly thick piece of glass that I'm pushing here.
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And if you think about the sizing,
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the track pads, these ForceTux track pads,
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are, I think they're all smaller than the iPhone 6 Plus.
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And they're definitely smaller than iPads.
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So if you think about force touch coming to phones
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and iPads, the ratio of the thickness of the glass
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that covers phones and iPads to the relatively large
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surface area is very different.
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It's much thinner glass than the force touch track pads
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or the Apple Watch screen.
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And so I wonder then, can you just put strain gauges
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on the corners of those things and have the natural,
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like if you force touch in the middle of the display
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and there's strain gauges on all four corners
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where you're pretty far from them.
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Will it be able to reliably consider
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the flexing of the glass or will that be a problem?
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Not only will it, of course, might it be a problem
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for breaking the glass, but that's another problem.
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So I wonder if they really can do this
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for, say, an iPad Air, or if they do make a 12-inch iPad,
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the problem gets even worse.
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- Yeah, that's what I was saying,
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rather than just the four corners,
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maybe all around the edges,
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and you sort of take the average of them all
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account for the flex or maybe you have sensors underneath the screen because you do have
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way more room to work with than the watch.
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So I imagine you have more options, especially on the iPad but I think also on the phone.
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And on the phone, since the screen is smaller, it would flex less and the glass on the phone
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is also a little bit curved or whatever.
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So I think this is technologically possible but again I don't know.
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The Force Touch is a marketing term so it could be that they have several different
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approaches to achieving this feature on the different devices.
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That's what I'm hoping for best case and I really do think the next, if not the 6s or
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whatever the heck the revision of the 6 that we all expect is going to be, certainly on
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the 7 or whatever, the one where they really redesigned it.
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Of course people said that about NFC for years and it took forever to come to but I really
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do expect Force Touch to come even if it is the stupid right click that nobody uses just
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because I think they have the room to use it and it's on the watch and like you said,
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you know, like if it's a fad or a why the hell not
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or whatever, they seem pretty convinced
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that it is an important thing that, I mean,
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the hell they brought to the Mac for crying out loud.
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So it's gonna come to iOS.
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- Can't innovate anymore my ass.
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(audience laughing)
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- So I have a random question.
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Are we seeing code samples in Swift, Objective-C
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or both in regular sessions?
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- Both, always both.
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- I would, yeah, I would say knowing Apple,
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knowing how they work, I would say it depends on the session.
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- You see them in C++.
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- Yeah, I would say you'll probably see
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one language per session, but that it will vary
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depending on what framework the team is working on,
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like what department they're in.
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- Don't you feel like, I expect to see slides
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where they say, and the API looks like this,
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and again, if you have to do it in Objective-C,
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it looks like this, which is a little uglier,
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or the reverse, and the API looks like this,
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and in Swift, it can look a little bit nicer.
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Like, for the people who are on one side
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or the other of like they're excited about how their API can be cleaner and
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Swift they'll be excited to show you the two to compare and contrast and which
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which one is the primary which one do they show you the examples from and say
01:54:44
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oh by the way this is how it looks in the other I think that will vary from
01:54:47
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presentation to presentation and in my experience Apple does not speak with one
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voice at WWDC when it comes to when it comes to low-level technical things that
01:54:58
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individual developers and teams have opinions about those opinions are
01:55:01
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expressed through, you know, subtle wording on slides or asides or
01:55:09
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expressions or snark or whatever. So I fully expect that each individual
01:55:15
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presentation and framework and team will take a slightly different approach to
01:55:21
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how they mix their Swift and Objective-C. I think some will be uniform, some will
01:55:26
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be a mix, and some of the mix will be like, we'll have a slant to the mix. Like
01:55:31
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Like you'll be able to tell, is someone really excited
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about how this looks in Swift?
01:55:34
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Or are they annoyed that you can also do it in Swift
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and they have to show you that slide too?
01:55:40
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- Yeah, I mean like I think that Swift is only one year old
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in the public eye and a lot of Apple hadn't seen it
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before we saw it.
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And so like people were speculating like,
01:55:52
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oh, will the watch native app SDK be Swift only?
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And technically there's no reason for that.
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They might do a policy thing to do that.
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I doubt it, but they might, but there's technically
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no reason for that because the watch is older than Swift.
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Like, they started development on the watch
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before Swift was a thing, and so, you know,
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the watch's code that runs on the watch that Apple wrote
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is almost certainly using very little or no Swift.
01:56:17
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We also heard from a number of people
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that Apple's internal build system
01:56:23
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didn't even support Swift as of not that long ago,
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and maybe it does now, but that's a slow process
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to get that in there.
01:56:31
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- And by the way, the watch isn't technically older
01:56:33
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than Swift, it is older than Swift's revelation
01:56:36
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to the wider Apple, that's why it's older then, right?
01:56:39
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- Well, that's true, yes, fair enough, okay.
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So, Swift is gonna come on slowly, it's not gonna be like,
01:56:45
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oh, flip a switch and everything's now Swift.
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It's gonna keep happening slowly.
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I am though very interested to see what Swift has become,
01:56:54
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Like, you know, what announcements do we see
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about Swift next week?
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How has it changed?
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They've done a number of revisions over the last year.
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So I'm wondering, like, you know,
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have we already seen most of the changes
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or is it gonna be larger changes that happen
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that are announced next week?
01:57:10
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- They teased it on Twitter.
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Like the official Swift account was like,
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oh, exciting things in store.
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I expect to see bar graphs showing compilation times.
01:57:17
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Being better, I expect to see some silly performance bake-offs
01:57:20
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showing how much faster Swift has become
01:57:21
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and maybe how much faster it is than Objective-C.
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and they had those last year, they're gonna have them again.
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And if there are any cool new features,
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especially involving all of the crazy stuff
01:57:32
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they've added to Swift to bridge the Objective-C world
01:57:36
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to all the sort of attributes and stuff they've added
01:57:39
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to work nicely with Arc and the Objective-C APIs.
01:57:42
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Oh, here you can annotate, we, Apple, annotate
01:57:45
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all our Objective-C things and all our Swift bridges,
01:57:48
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so they all do the right thing so you don't have to do
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all sorts of weird stuff with optionals.
01:57:53
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they'll probably talk about how to do that, how to make your Objective-C APIs so that they're
01:57:59
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nicely callable and Swift and vice versa. So I imagine there'll be a lot of sessions about that.
01:58:03
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Certainly, Swift has advanced so much in its one year of life. Certainly they've held back some
01:58:08
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cool new features to show off. So there'll be a lot of that, of like, "Look how much better Swift
01:58:14
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is now than it was before. Look how much cooler Playgrounds are here. Look at this demo of this
01:58:18
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thing you couldn't do in Playgrounds before." Even though we all think we've seen it all, like,
01:58:21
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like haven't we seen all that stuff?
01:58:22
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They've been releasing new versions of Swift all year.
01:58:24
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Like what is there left to show us?
01:58:25
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I imagine there is enough left to show
01:58:28
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to make for some fun demos.
01:58:30
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- Right, and there's also gonna be enhancements
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to the tools, you know, you mentioned playgrounds.
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There's almost certainly gonna be Xcode WiFi debugging
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just for the watch so you can do native watch apps.
01:58:40
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Stuff like that, like there's gonna be enhancements
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to that that's all gonna be exciting.
01:58:43
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Like oftentimes what you hear in the platform
01:58:47
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State of the Union, which is the big session
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in the afternoon of the keynote day
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that's not live streamed usually,
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oftentimes the things you hear there matter more
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to developers than what you hear in the keynote.
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Because that's where they usually talk about things
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like major Xcode improvements and stuff like that
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that just are really helpful in day to day work.
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So I'm just looking forward to all this stuff.
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Even if there aren't a lot of major headlining features
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that are important to me,
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every year Apple does really useful things
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in the tools and the APIs that I benefit from.
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So I'm just looking forward to that.
01:59:21
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- So no new car?
01:59:25
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Is that an appropriate WWDC announcement?
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I guess if you can't develop for it.
01:59:29
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- Yeah, but you could drive it.
01:59:30
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- Yeah, I'm gonna say no car.
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- Worldwide drivers championship?
01:59:37
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- Hey, they had a Ferrari at WWDC last year.
01:59:40
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- They did, yeah, it was on the third floor somehow for,
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I don't know, how does it get there?
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- I was so annoyed when that disappeared.
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I'm like, surely that will be here all week
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and I can go over and lovingly stroke it
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in between sessions, but it disappeared so quickly.
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I barely, I got like one picture of it on my iPod Touch
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and then it came out of a session, it was gone.
01:59:57
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- Well, can you imagine like, you know,
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developers like reaching into that big bowl of Skittles
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in the afternoon and then going over to touch the Ferrari,
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like that's, yeah, they don't want that, come on.
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- They can wash the car, it's worth it, come on.
02:00:08
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- Thanks a lot to our three sponsors this week,
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Harry's, Studio Neat, and Warby Parker,
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and we will see you next week.
02:00:15
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Now the show is over, they didn't even mean to begin
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'Cause it was accidental, accidental, accidental
02:00:26
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him
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'Cause it was accidental, accidental, accidental
02:00:37
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You can find the show notes at ATP.fm
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them
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USA, Syracuse, oh it's accident, accident, accident
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I've painted a wheel like a chair, no accident, accident
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I've taken a bite, and it's been so long
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Oh, I forgot in the follow-up section, I forgot my other item of follow-up
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which was the Velveeta shells and cheese tastes like melted PVC plastic
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Kraft Mac and cheese forever
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I don't even know what to say here because Kraft mac and cheese has no taste.
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It doesn't taste like anything.
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In fairness it tastes like salt.
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Keep in mind that I'm a supertaster, Casey.
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So I don't have that problem.
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Well, it just must suck to be you.
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It actually must suck to be you.
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No, it's great.
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It tastes like a thousand pears, Lex will tell you.
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Wait, pears in the fruit?
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That's a reference.
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Don't worry about it.
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I should have known.
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What kind of pear?
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Because different pears taste different.
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It's a reference.
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I hope it's a reference.
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I'm going to Google it.
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I don't know why you two have me doubting.
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You shouldn't be able to make me doubt about my references.
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Bosc pears are the best pears.
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I genuinely...
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Like, obviously, taste is completely subjective.
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As much as I joke, I'm not saying that you're wrong, especially if you are a supertaster,
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I just really don't understand having had Kraft mac and cheese and Velveeta
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Like I can understand if you said well, maybe the consistency of Velveeta is not my thing or perhaps
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I don't know. Maybe you just don't like the taste but with Kraft it's like
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There's nothing to taste. It's just there. It's the water of mac and cheese. It's just there
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Velveeta like I was not joking with the taste like melted plastic
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It has a weird plasticy aftertaste, which maybe you're not picking up, but it is definitely
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there, right?
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It looks like, it smells like, and to me it tastes like plastic, right?
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And that's not a pleasant thing.
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Kraft Mac and Cheese is not high art.
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I'm just saying, if you're going to pick your junk food, I would not pick junk food that
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has a weird aftertaste.
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It's like those Olestra potato chips.
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Just give me regular potato chips.
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The regular potato chips, in this analogy, is the Kraft one.
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Yeah, I would agree with that.
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I don't know just Kraft mac and cheese. It's so bland. You got all those recipes for putting chilies in it that our readers
02:03:28
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our listeners sent us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm like it's I can understand I'm less bothered by people not liking Velveeta
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than I am about people swearing that mac and cheese is so much tastier because it just doesn't taste like freaking anything
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It's not so much tastier. It's the Velveeta is so vile. That's what it is
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It's like it's not we're not moving Kraft up the continuum to say this is like great food
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We're just saying that we're pushing Velveeta down the continuum. And by the way, I did a Google for it. I was close
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It's hundred pairs and a million pairs not a thousand. So I was right in the middle there
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I have no idea what you're talking about. I still meant here that Bosque pairs are the best pairs
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Also, I don't I don't understand hard pair people
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Yeah, I don't are there hard pair people like oh yes, I'll eat a hard pair right I'm not against it
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But you're saying people who like don't like soft pairs like it goes too soft and they're like, oh, that's it
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I can't handle it. Yeah, people who just basically treat pears like apples and just bite them
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when they're as solid as a rock. I mean, I can do that. I'm not against that, but I agree
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that they get it. It's like banana ripeness. You've seen the variability in the ripeness
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of bananas people are willing to eat. Some people eat them super green where you feel
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like they're going to get a stomachache. Some people wait for them to go entirely brown
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on the outside, and some people are in between. I think pears, maybe the continuum is more
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abbreviated, but I don't know, I will eat a pear
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when it's way too hard because it's better
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than not having a pear, and I will reject a pear
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when it's gone way too soft, but I'm probably more
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towards your opinion of what the sweet spot is,
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which is definitely on the soft end.
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- I would rather not have a pear than have a hard pear.
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- Well, there's hard and then there's like,
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I am having trouble biting this.
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You know, like apples, apples you can always bite.
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Apple hardness, I will eat the pear.
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- I will wait, for a Bosc pear,
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I will wait until it is almost as soft as a ripe avocado
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before eating it, and it is delicious that way.
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- That's maybe a little too far for me.
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- I just don't like pears.
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I have nothing to add to this conversation.
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- You don't like pears?
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- What kind of person doesn't like pears?
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What is objectionable?
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Do you not like apples?
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- No, I love apples.
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- Like pears, what is objectionable about them?
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They're sweet and like, oh, I don't understand that at all.
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- I just, I don't care.
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I don't care for pears.
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I don't know what you want me to say. I just don't think they're very tasty. Don't like plums.
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Plums are weird. Plums look like a gel fruit. I can understand you being turned off.
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Pears are just like an apple but taste different. But taste better, I think.
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And they're bigger and they last longer.
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Everything about pears is better.
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Some of them are fuzzy on the outside that can be turned off.
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What? I've never seen that kind.
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Pears, you know, they have a little like furry texture on the outside.
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I don't think I've ever seen a furry pear.
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They're out there.
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All right, "Accidental Food Podcast." Yay.
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Well, you started it.
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No, you did with your damn...
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No, this was follow-up. That was follow-up from last week with your big conversation
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talking about mac and cheese and fast food chains and stuff. I'm following up that. Doing
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follow-up for the world. I forgot. I forgot it in the first part.
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I think Declan's teething, and so I slept for like three or four hours yesterday and
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and I wanna die.
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That's my sob story of the day.
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How's potty training?
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- Yeah, I guess we were supposed to start that.
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- Is this the royal we?
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Who is the we you're talking about here?
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- The world was supposed to start that.
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- You're expecting Adam to take some initiative in this area?
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- Yeah, or the government, I don't know.
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- They come in the night and potty train your child,
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if only that's how it worked.
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Potty training as a service?
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- Is there like P camp?
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Can you like send them to like a camp and just learn?
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- Your house is P camp, get ready.
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Your whole house is one giant toilet.