113: Get Your Ears Ready to Hear Me Complain
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- Oh, sorry, you can go back to listening
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to the Dave Matthews that you were listening to
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that was so amazing, right?
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Okay, so before you and I start a fist fight verbally.
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- About jam bands and non-jam bands.
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- No, just jam bands.
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Okay, so we, Jesus.
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I tried so hard not to let myself fall into that trap
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and I couldn't help it.
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- Oh, that was great.
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(electronic music)
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- Okay, so we should start the show
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by mentioning some legal news.
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And the interesting thing is I'm not kidding.
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So Marco, would you like to tell us about
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the Electronic Frontier Foundation?
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- There was this podcast patent
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that everyone was talking about in the last couple years.
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Adam Carolla raised a bunch of money
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and actually challenged it
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'cause he was hit by a patent troll.
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So the patent in question was from
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a company called Personal Audio.
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They were patent trolling the podcast world
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for quite some time,
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going after most of the really big guys.
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The EFF raised a bunch of money and stepped in
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and filed an official challenge to it
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and cited real prior art
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and actually got the patent invalidated.
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So this decision came through about a week ago,
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a couple days, something like that,
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and yeah, the EFF has succeeded in invalidating this patent
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that was really threatening all podcasts
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and podcasters and podcast apps
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and everything that deals with podcasts.
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So I wanna do it at least, and I think we as a whole,
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I think it's good to speak for all of us
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to just thank the EFF for doing this
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And I would highly suggest to our listeners,
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the EFF does a lot of great,
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this is the Electronic Frontier Foundation, the EFF.
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They do a lot of really great stuff for technology.
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They're a non-profit, right?
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- I believe that's right.
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- And they really fight the good fight
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on so many issues for tech.
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So I fully support the EFF and I urge you to
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by going there and making a donation right now.
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So pause us, go make a donation to EFF.
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We will put the link in the show notes right at the top
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you can see it and they're really great.
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Can I be the downer and say that the idea that the entire patent has been invalidated
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is almost certainly not entirely true.
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Like it's probably like, "Well, the major claims involved in the patent have been, but
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then they can appeal and blah blah blah blah blah, legally, so on and so forth."
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So like the fight continues and this is but one aspect of, you know, there are a million
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stupid patents.
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that the EFF uses to fight these is like Mark Cuban's battle against stupid patents fund or something.
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It actually has the word "stupid" in it.
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So they are fighting the good fight, and this is not the end of the fight,
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not even the end of the fight related to dumb podcasting patents,
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because I'm sure there's a treasure trove of equally stupid patents,
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or even this one may come back to life like a zombie, so...
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Yeah, but this was a big one, and this was one that was being actively sued with,
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and so this is pretty big news, and they did...
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They not only filed to get key claims and value,
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they succeeded in getting key claims validated.
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So that is pretty big news.
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- Yep, this is excellent.
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So thanks to the EFF and like Marco said, please donate.
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Now with that, taking care of, let's talk some follow-ups.
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So John, do you wanna tell us about the gap
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that may or may not exist on the Apple Watch?
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- This was a topic on last week's show,
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talking about the Watch and I think it was Marco
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had heard from somebody that had seen a Watch
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and you could see the gap and he saw it in some of the videos
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And we discussed it as like a possible thing that they could improve on the future watches to possibly make it thinner and make it
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Look more like it does in the carefully controlled beauty shots on Apple's websites where it just looks like a black
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Smooth surface that has the lights on it and you don't see where the actual panel is inside there and a lot of people
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Broughton to tell us that there is no air gap in there because if you watch Johnny I video he says that the screen is
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laminated to the crystal this was
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Jeremy Herberlein who sent this to us via Twitter and a couple other people said that if you watch the video
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He says some models or something have the screen laminated and I think who is this Marco in the note saying that uh
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maybe the air gap is only visible on the sport and maybe it's laminated on the edition and on the
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Watch version of it
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Because the claim is that most watch models have have a display that is laminated directly to the sapphire crystal
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So that leaves room for the sport not to have it and also because the sport doesn't have sapphire
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Right that I think that's probably pretty clear and it could also be that the sport is still limited
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Just not too sapphire, but that's an awful. That's an awfully like twisted sentence for Johnny. I have to have said
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unnecessarily, you know
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Like I'm guessing that there actually is some kind of small gap or some kind of different process for making the the screen
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with the Ion X glass for the sport versus making the laminated sapphire one and and I tried I
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went to the Apple store a couple times and since the
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since the watch became visible there and
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I tried seeing any difference between the two and I couldn't get a long enough look at at them to really say for sure
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But I was like you are able to see at certain angles the outline that the rectangle of what the screen is
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versus what the whole front face is.
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And it does kind of ruin the illusion
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because the entire UI is designed
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for everything to go edge to edge,
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to not have any margin.
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Like if you look at the iPhone UI,
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there's always some margin around the edges
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inside the screen area.
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The watch, everything's designed with a black background
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and they even say like, "Go edge to edge,
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"please go edge to edge with all your stuff
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"because it's not a big enough screen
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"that you can afford margin."
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And the bezel around it, or the bezel around it,
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is wide enough that that is like a good aesthetic margin.
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But that illusion is a little bit weakened
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if you're able to see in real life
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like where the edges of the screen actually are
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inside that bezel.
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So it is ideal if you can't see.
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- Yeah, there's two issues here with the air gap
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is like maybe the image doesn't look like
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it's on the surface, it looks like it's sunken down.
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And then independent of the air gap,
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regardless of whether it's laminated or not,
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you have can I see the panel edges?
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And the panel edges just, I'm assuming, have to do with differences in the reflectiveness
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of the material that the panel is made out of and the area that doesn't have a paddle
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underneath it.
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So those are both things they can improve independently.
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If every single screen is laminated, maybe they could, you know, depending on the thickness
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of the material, more of getting the image to look like it's on the surface of the glass
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rather than deep down into the glass.
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And then the outline, I'm not sure what they can do about that.
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I guess get a panel that is darker when light shines on it or try to put some material behind
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all the glass so it looks the same so you can't see the edges.
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But yeah, the aesthetics, and if you look at all the pictures that Apple takes, they're
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going for the idea that this is just a magical curve black top thing and parts of it light
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up and you don't need to know where the edges are and you shouldn't know that, for example,
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the you know, the eight in the time is actually jammed up against the left edge of the screen
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and the top edge of the screen because you would never know that because where's the
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edge of the screen, right? And so that's, that is a clever and economical use of screen
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real estate, but you really don't want to see the fact that there are no margins, because
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if you can see the lighter gray rectangle, it makes that eight shoved up into the corner
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not look so hot.
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Now speaking of the watch, we should cover what we did or did not pre-order on Friday.
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So let's start with you, Marco. Did you wake up at three o'clock in the morning, and if
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So, or I guess whether or not you did,
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did you order one or more watches?
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- I woke up at 2.58 in the morning
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and I kept hitting refresh in the app,
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which really just means force quitting the app
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and relaunching it.
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This is the Apple Store app and iOS,
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which is, in the last few launches,
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it has really been like the way to do it
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because whatever API the app is pulling for information
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seems to be much more reliable, or at least much simpler
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than the Apple Web Store.
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And so the app very rarely has any kind of reliability issues
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during these big floods of preorders
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while the website regularly does.
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So the app is really, and the app you can use Touch ID
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to pay, which is awesome.
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If you have Apple Pay set up,
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you can just pick what you want
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and you can even mark it as a favorite ahead of time.
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You just open up the app, go to your favorites,
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hit the thing, hit Add to Cart, hit Checkout,
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and you just thumbprint and it's done.
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And it's like the fastest preorder process
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you can possibly have.
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So I definitely recommend that approach for pre-ordering.
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So anyway, I did that and I immediately,
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the store didn't come up for me until about 3.02,
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a couple minutes after three,
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and immediately as soon as I looked,
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the one I had picked out,
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which was the black leather loop 42 with the steel watch,
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was already four to six weeks late.
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I really wanted something to come immediately
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for development reasons, I kind of have to,
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so rather than get a second watch, which would be stupid,
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I elected to change my order to the only one
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of the steel ones that was still showing delivers
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in April 24th to May whatever,
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like the first delivery slot.
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The only one that had the first delivery slot
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was the 42 milanase loop.
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So I went with that.
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After trying them on in store later that day,
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I changed my opinion slightly of some of these things.
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Glad I didn't get the leather loop
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because I really don't like the leather loop.
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I wrote a blog post about all this stuff.
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In fact, both of us did Casey.
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So I won't go too far into it.
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Suffice to say, the leather loop is not as soft
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or as comfortable or as convenient to use as I wanted.
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So I then ordered separately for quote, May delivery,
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the two bands that I was most impressed by,
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which were the Link Bracelet and the Classic Buckle.
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And then I will keep one or both of those
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when they arrive, we'll see.
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- So you ordered a Link Bracelet separately
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to the tune of like 500 bucks or whatever it was?
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- I did, yeah.
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What I loved about the Link Bracelet
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that none of the other ones had,
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except for the modern buckle,
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is remember I was talking about
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what I really wanted most was quick release
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and quick attachment with the size being preset all the time
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'cause I don't wanna have to mess with the band.
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And when I was trying on the Milanese Loop in the store,
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I was constantly fiddling.
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I would put it on and, oh, this is a little bit too loose,
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tighten it a little bit too tight.
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I have to constantly be adjusting that band
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'cause I know myself, I know I'm like picky
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and a little bit obsessive about things like that
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and so I know that not having it be exactly
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my correct setting every single time would drive me crazy.
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- On that topic, we got some feedback about this,
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I think it was email, but my first question about all this
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is like how often do you think you're taking this thing
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on and off, I mean maybe I guess like yeah,
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they gotta wash dishes, you gotta take it off,
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wash dishes, put it back on, take it,
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is it like a speed contest, is it like you have to get it
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on and off within three seconds or something bad happens?
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like you put it on in the morning and you take it off at night, that's two times a day.
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Not that I'm... you can have whatever criteria you want for your purchase, but that seems
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weird to me.
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But the second thing is that a couple of listeners brought up is the exact sizing thing, your
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wrist changes size based on how hot you are, how much humidity there is, how long the day
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has gone on, right?
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And if you're that sensitive to a particular fit, you may have to end up adjusting it anyway,
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And it's actually easier to readjust something like the Milenaise loop as you bloat during
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the day, right?
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Or go out into the cold or whatever than it would be to try to adjust the link bracelet,
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which is not like adjustable with bare hands.
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So it depends on how sensitive you are to the specific adjustments.
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But I always say like the plain old whatever, just the classic buckle that has like a bunch
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You're going to pick one hole that's going to be the hole that you use.
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And because there is no possibility of fine adjustments, at least I think I would sort
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of mentally accept the fact that I won't be fine adjusting this. I'm just gonna have
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to pick whichever hole works best and there's probably gonna be one that I'm
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gonna have to deal with both when it's cold and when it's hot and when you know
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when my arms are puffy and when they're not and it's gonna be well that's that's
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the whole the thing goes in. I guess you do the same thing with a link bracelet
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of just like well this is the size I adjusted link bracelet to and I'm not
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readjusting it because it's a pain you need tiny screwdrivers or whatever the
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hell you need. No it's buttons but yeah so so so to go back the person who
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challenged us was Dr. Drang on Twitter, our friend Dr. Drang, and he said why am I taking
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off a watch so much besides just once putting it on the morning and taking it off at night.
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The answer to that is I don't know how often I'm putting this thing on and off. Because
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I work at home and I'm helping out with our kid and everything, I am very often washing
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hands, washing things, getting wet, helping with the bath, all this stuff. I'm constantly
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getting my hands wet and washing things.
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And so I think there's a very good chance
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I'll be taking it off more than once a day.
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But it's more that I haven't worn a watch
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since forever ago, for 20 years, I haven't worn a watch.
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So any annoyance of wearing a watch
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is gonna be amplified in my mind
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because I'm not used to it.
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So just the process of putting it on in the morning,
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taking it off at night and putting it in the charger,
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all of those things are going to slightly annoy me
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for a while.
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So my goal here was to maximize comfort
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and minimize annoyance.
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So that's why my reservation with the link bracelet
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is that it is pretty heavy.
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And at the very end of when I was trying it on,
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I did get a pinched arm hair
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and everybody says that always happens to them.
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So my guess is the link bracelet
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is probably gonna be back ordered and arrive later.
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And my guess is that the classic buckle will arrive first
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and I will like it so much
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I will probably just cancel the order for the link bracelet.
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- Yeah, I mean, I've worn a watch most of my life
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and we probably covered this last episode,
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but suffice it to say, I went a few years
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when I first got my iPhone where I stopped wearing it.
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And then, I don't know, not long ago,
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I started wearing a cheap watch again.
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And the only time I take my watch off during the day
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is if it's bath time with Declan.
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If I'm washing dishes, it stays on.
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If I'm washing my hands, it stays on.
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If I'm doing almost anything except bath time or, you know, if I happen to go swimming one
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day for some reason, that watch stays on.
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So I don't want to speak for you.
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I mean, I don't know if maybe you're the kind of guy that like takes everything out of his
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pockets the moment he arrives anywhere.
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I don't remember you being that way, but you could be.
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And maybe takes his watch off the minute you're standing still for more than a second.
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But for me, I never take my watch off except when I go to bed.
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I don't know.
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So John, what did you order or did you not?
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Before we get to that, I have one more thing related to all the people telling stories
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about ordering at 3 a.m., which a lot of people that I know or follow on Twitter did.
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Having heard them on podcasts and read their tweets and seen their timelines, I'm very
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surprised by how many of them said, like Marco did, "I set my alarm for 2.57, for 2.58, and
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then woke up and ordered the watch."
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I'm surprised by that because if I was gonna wake up in the middle of the night to order something
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I would not want to put such a small margin
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like if anything goes wrong if you can't get on the Wi-Fi for a second or
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If the app launch is slow or if you're groggy and you tap the wrong thing
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Why in the world would you cut it so close I mean
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255 something like is it gonna kill you to like you wouldn't you want if you it just
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Amazes me that I'm assuming people are reading the real time
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They really set their alarm for 258 and then just kind of like a rolled over and grabbed their iPod
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I mean, maybe it's a testament to how easy it is to order from the little app thing
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But geez, I would never cut it that close
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like it's not even worth because what I feel like if I woke up at that time and
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Like because of some stupid tech thing
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Didn't actually get to order until five minutes after it's crazy and everybody like I must be the weird one because everybody I've heard set
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Their alarm within like one two or three minutes of 3 a.m
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And I think you're all crazy. I mean what if your NTP server you haven't updated your time for a while
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And you're off by a minute or two like by the time you get the iPod out people could have already bought it anyway
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Yeah, but what you're forgetting though is that?
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California in general and certainly Apple pre-orders when have they ever been exactly on time there
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You'd never know like a why why risk it you're wet you're making yourself miserable waking up in the middle of the night anyway
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Why would you not give yourself a margin of error?
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These are the type and especially Marco who now lives in New York is not representing well for you, New York
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These are the people who are not on time to things because they're like, well,
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it only takes me five minutes to get from here to there. You know, yes,
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if conditions are perfect, you can't leave yourself five minutes. Well, okay.
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In my defense, first of all,
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there's usually not a lot of contention for the wifi in my house at 3 AM.
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You never know what's going to happen. What if, you know,
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what if you had to use cellular,
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what if there was a power outage in the middle of the night? What if you don't?
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That takes two seconds to switch. And so my rationale there is,
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because I'm actually waking myself up for this,
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I'm not just staying awake for it.
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I'm waking up from sleep for this.
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I want to be awake for the shortest time possible
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because the longer I'm awake,
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the harder it will be to go back to sleep.
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- This is like the watch taking off thing.
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I wanna be able to get the watch on and off really fast
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and I wanna be awake for three minutes, not five.
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- I was, no, I was seriously considering
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just not waking up for it and just waking up
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at like six or seven in the morning,
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right for the day.
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- That is also a valid choice.
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I'm just saying for the people who decided
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they were gonna wake up in the middle of the night,
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why risk making that all for nothing?
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Well, because the reality is usually with these things,
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like if you wake up in the middle of the night
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and order the new iPhone when it comes out,
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you don't really have to do that.
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Like you can probably wake up at seven or eight
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in the morning and order it then
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and you'll probably still get day one stock.
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Like there's so much stock of most of these new products
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when they release that you don't really have to worry
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about that too much.
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With this, the risk was a little bit higher
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because it's like, well, they're saying everything,
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they're gonna have limited stock,
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it is a brand new kind of thing,
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not just a brand new generation of something,
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so maybe they'll have very few of them,
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and that proved to be true.
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But the risk of missing it by a minute
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is really not that high.
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And by the way, here it came up at like 302, whatever,
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some people that I read, I was seeing responses on Twitter,
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like I'm switching back, like once it didn't go for a while,
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I was like switch back to Twitter,
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check it for like five seconds,
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and go back to the app to try again.
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And people had already put in their orders
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when my app was still launching clean
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and then saying not available.
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So there's actually these little delays with various,
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I assume it's like a CDN propagation.
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- Well that's why you gotta have redundancy.
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You should be checking on your computer
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and also on your iPod and maybe through a VPN
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to something else so you get a different CDN.
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- Yeah but see, for something like W2C tickets,
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back when that was lottery,
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or that was the just Rush system, which we'll talk about,
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but back during that, it made more sense
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'cause the risk was higher.
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You knew that was gonna sell out
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in a very, very, very short time.
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Whereas with new product launches,
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It usually is not that severe
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if you're a minute after everybody else.
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- Anyway, I didn't wake up in the middle of the night.
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I didn't order a watch.
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I did think more about ordering watches.
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I did think about getting the store to look at them,
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but I have done neither of those things.
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- Well, now you have until June to think about it.
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- Yeah, and from the sound of it, it's like,
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if you didn't order immediately, then,
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although I may have, I don't know,
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I haven't made any decision about the watch.
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Sometimes I think I should just definitely get
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a really fancy one 'cause who the hell cares?
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Sometimes I think, what are you doing?
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You shouldn't buy any of these things.
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You're never going to use it.
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So, so far that has resulted in no action on my part.
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- I talked about this at length on analog,
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which won't be out until this coming Sunday.
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And by the time we get this episode out,
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it'll probably be Friday.
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So there'll be a little lag,
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but the short, short version is I was in DC.
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I was going to give a talk,
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actually the opening keynote at CocoaConf DC.
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And because of that,
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I knew I shouldn't be waking up at three in the morning.
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So I woke up at about seven,
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actually a couple minutes before my alarm,
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and thought, "Oh, let me look at Twitter
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and see how it went."
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And saw that there were like 350 missed tweets.
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And so I immediately scrolled to the top
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and said, "The hell with that."
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Then I opened the Apple Store app on my phone
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and saw, "Oh my God, they're shipping in June.
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I must have one.
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I must order it now."
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And so I had tremendous fear of missing out,
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as Mike pointed out to me.
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- I believe it's pronounced FOMA.
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- I think you're thinking of FOMO, but I'm with you.
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So in any case, what I ended up doing was ordering a...
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I always get it wrong.
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Is it Space Gray Sport or Space Black Sport?
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- The Geek Watch?
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- Yeah, the Geek Watch.
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- Yeah, 42 Space Gray Sport with Black Sport Band.
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- That's exactly it.
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So that is what I ordered,
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and it is not due in until June sometime.
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And I wrote, as Marco alluded to,
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I wrote a blog post about this.
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I'm still not sure how I feel about all of it.
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Obviously I ordered one,
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So I feel strongly enough that either I'm scared of missing out or that it might be good that I that I place the order
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But I don't know. I keep going back and forth kind of like what John had said that yeah
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This this should probably just get canceled. I probably shouldn't even get this and then five minutes later. Oh
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Actually, I I think this might be really awesome and I start thinking about all the cool things I can do with it
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But in the end I figure I'll just I'll just let it go and I'll and I'll receive the watch in June
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Probably after WWDC so I'll look at all of you with your cool kid watches and I'll be looking at my time X weekend or
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But yeah, so I'll get the watch and then I'll use it for a week week and a half and if I like it sweet
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Then I'm glad I ordered and if I don't like it, no worries. I'll return it and life goes on
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I think the way they did it so so before it did your opinion change
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After you saw after you did to try an appointment because you went to see them later in person
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Did your opinion of any of these choices change then?
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My opinion about watch bands changed dramatically and I no longer lost
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Nearly as much over what Stephen Hackett dubbed the Darth Vader watch which is the head the black link the black link
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When I so I went to two different try on appointments
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I crashed Joel Houseman and Steph Houseman's try on appointment.
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They're friends of mine and Marcos as well that live up in DC.
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And so I crashed their try on appointment over lunch Friday and I didn't try on the
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watch, but I got to like, you know, feel the different bands just, you know, on the little
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mat and I got to play with the demo unit that's housed in acrylic.
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And I left that thinking, my goodness, this is really bad because the demo unit I used
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was really non-responsive, really really laggy, I did not care for it at all.
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Fast forward a couple of days and I went myself and did a try on on Sunday and I decided in
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short that I really do like the black sport band.
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It feels a lot better than I expected, although I agree with you Marco, I'm a little scared
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about the sweatiness factor.
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I didn't really care for the link bracelet as much as I thought I would, but I think
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- I think that's in large part because
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the particular link bracelet that they had for Tryon
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was like three feet too big for my wrist.
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- Right, and your people wouldn't adjust it, right?
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- Well, I kinda hinted, oh,
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these are really easy to change, right?
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Hoping the gentleman would be like,
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well, yes, let me show you, but he wanted none of it.
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- Well, officially, their training tells them
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they are not allowed to take out links for sizing.
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Many of the employees are either unaware of that
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or are ignoring that and doing it anyway,
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which I don't see why they shouldn't be allowed to do that.
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It makes such a big difference when you're wearing it,
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whether it's fit to you or not.
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- I can see why.
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Don't you see why they don't want them to do that?
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- Well, 'cause they don't want people
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stealing the links or something.
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- Little pieces, they'll get lost.
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Yeah, totally.
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- It's under pretty good security.
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They can only have two watches out at a time,
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and there's lots of people watching over you,
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no pun intended and there's guards at the door
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and everything, I mean like,
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somebody who's like really good at sleight of hand
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could probably get one but like it's not--
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- You're not trying to steal them,
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that's like they'll just fall on the ground,
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they'll fall in someone's sandal in California
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and they'll just walk out with it,
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it'll be in someone's pocket,
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they'll be scattered on the table
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and they won't get all the pieces up again,
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like they'll just constantly be losing pieces.
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- Yeah, in practice, the appointments I've seen,
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I've only gone to one store,
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but because of various iPhone and laptop service
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appointments I had, I've actually been there three times
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since the watch just started and it's never been crowded.
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Now granted I go during non-peak times
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because going during peak times is stupid,
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but it is not like some mad rush for the watch tables.
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- Yeah, yeah I will say that the two Tryon appointments
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that I went to, one again that I was not the star
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of the show if you will and the other one I was,
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both times in two different Apple stores
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a couple hours apart in terms of driving distance,
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the people that were doing the Tryon,
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employees were super nice, super patient, super helpful, really wanted to impress
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upon us that these are really nice devices and they were willing to take as
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much time as we wanted in order to convince us that we wanted to buy--
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well that sounds shady, but in other words, like they just wanted us to be happy
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with our try-on experience and it was really nice. So yeah, so trying them on, I
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liked the black leather band a lot. I had heard rumblings that the other leather--
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I'm sorry, not leather, sport.
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I'd heard rumblings of the other sport bands felt different, and so I asked to feel the
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white one, and it is very different, and I far preferred the black.
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I didn't really care for the Link bracelet because it was too big and too heavy, which
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was very surprising to me because I've had Link bracelet watches in the past and I've
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And I actually really, really liked the Milanese loop.
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However, I do understand where you're coming from, Marco, because my inclination was to
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put it on and leave it a little bit loose, probably too loose for the heart rate sensor.
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And so I wonder if living with it would actually be more frustrating than I think it would
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be because I'd have to tighten it often.
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So I can see where you're coming from Marco on that one that it may, even though I think
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it's my favorite sitting here now, living with it I may change my tune.
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Although I have not ordered one, sitting here now there's no way I'm going to have a millinase
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loop because I haven't ordered it, don't plan to, but we'll see what happens.
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They can tell you where you parked your car even because they know that this is a combined
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in there and it gives you real time feedback right as you're driving that can really save
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you hundreds of dollars a year on gas.
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If you wanted to you can have it make a subtle sound to tell you like oh you're accelerating
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too hard to meet your fuel efficiency goal this week or whatever.
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It's really great stuff.
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It really does combine the intelligence of the software with all the amazing data that
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your vehicle has that normally you don't really have any insight into.
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You can't really access it.
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Of course it can do the basics, like it can tell you if your car has the check engine
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light on or any kind of error code that's reporting, it can tell you what it is.
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Sometimes you can even clear those errors right from your app on your phone.
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It can even call emergency services for you automatically in a serious crash.
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So if you are unable or if you're just too slow to get to your phone after a crash, you
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can have it call it for you.
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This is pretty serious stuff, pretty awesome.
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They also have a whole API and they have integration
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with IFTTT so that you can do things like, for instance,
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you can say as you head home from work,
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automatically connect to my Nest thermostat
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and turn the heat on or turn the air conditioning on
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so that by the time you get home, it's nice and cool
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or nice and warm in your house.
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There's all sorts of stuff you can integrate through IFTTT
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or using their API directly.
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It's really pretty great.
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You can download your driving data,
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you can download your history, your metrics,
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all these things that you're,
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all this data you're collecting through this port.
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You can even subscribe to API events
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for things like when you start and stop the car,
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if the check engine light comes on for any reason.
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Really, really great stuff.
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This is all available for both iOS and Android.
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They are equal opportunity app makers, iOS and Android.
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And all this is available automatic.com/atp.
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Now normally, this is 100 bucks
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And there is no subscription fee on this.
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There's no monthly cost.
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Now we have a special offer for 20% off that base price.
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So it's just 80 bucks if you order it through our link.
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Automatic.com/ATP, that gives you 80 bucks for the price,
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free shipping in two business days,
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and a 45 day return policy.
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So just try it out, there's only no risk.
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45 day return policy, try it out.
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80 bucks, no monthly fee.
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You buy it up front and that's it.
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You don't have to pay them per month.
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automatic.com/ATP.
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Thanks a lot to Automatic for sponsoring our show.
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Once again, these have been long-time sponsors of ours.
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Even, we even mentioned them back in the neutral days.
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They, we talked about them during one of the neutral
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episodes, so pretty cool.
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Thanks a lot to Automatic, automatic.com/ATP.
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- Excellent.
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So, we have to sort of kind of follow the sponsor break
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with a sponsor break.
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And this sponsor break is for us.
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Because guess what time it is? It's WWDC time.
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And guess what that means, kids? It means it's t-shirt time.
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That means we have our act together early this year, relatively early.
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Like we are not scrambling at the last second. It's a miracle.
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We've actually prepared a short introduction with it to play for you right now.
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From the beginning, what has driven ATP clothing is a compulsion to take incredible t-shirts
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and make them accessible, relevant and ultimately personal.
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We've conceived, designed and developed a range of t-shirts
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so personal that you can actually wear them.
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ATP Shirt is a singular product with a design that connects with the wearer at an intimate level
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to embrace individuality whilst also referencing traditional shirt vocabulary.
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We've created three distinct collections.
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For ATP Shirt, we start with a blend of three fibers known for their softness and durability.
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Cotton is both strong and beautiful and has long been used to make fine t-shirts.
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We combine it with polyester and rayon for increased resilience and innovative draping
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to make the softest, most comfortable t-shirts in the world.
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ATP Shirts Sport is breathable, high-performance activewear, and yet, it's incredibly light
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and durable for maximum performance.
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ATP Shirts Edition is uniquely luxurious, printed with exquisite gold-coloured foil
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that textile specialists have developed to be much thinner and softer than real 18-karat gold.
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We designed ATP shirts as a whole range of t-shirts, enabling uncompromising individuality
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and elegance.
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We're now at a compelling beginning, actually designing t-shirts to be warm, and to be truly
00:32:14
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I'm trying so hard to compose myself, that is so magnificent.
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Thank you Johnny.
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Thank you Matt Alexander for stepping in and being the token Brit for that because we couldn't
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have had it any other way.
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It's the only Brit you know, right?
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Well, one of two.
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It's Matt and Mike.
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It's the M named Brits.
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And Matt told me he didn't want anything for this, however I have to thank his wonderful
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business NeedEdition.com, that's Need, who has sponsored us before, for giving up his
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time to let him do this for me even though he's the boss but yeah he's a great guy.
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So for more information on our shirts go to ATP.fm/shirt to see the full collection of
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ATP shirt. We have three sub-collections I don't know what are they called? You can't
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say additions. ATP shirt has three collections that we've curated.
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- Exactly, exactly.
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- Orders are now live, there's no pre-order wait.
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You know, we won't sell them to you in six months.
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They're now live, it's only here for a brief time
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'cause it's the Teespring model,
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so you gotta pre-order a bunch
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and then they print them all at once and then that's it.
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So if you want one, you gotta hurry up.
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It's what, about 10 days or something like that?
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- Oh good, well still hurry up
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'cause podcast people are,
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you're probably not listening to this immediately
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when we release it and if you are, thank you.
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But check it out, ATP.fm/shirt.
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You don't have to wake up at 3 a.m. to order it,
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you can order it right now.
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And yeah, so I'm so happy this happened.
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- I'm so happy this happened.
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And to be clear, in case you are in a position,
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maybe you're driving and you're not able
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to look at the website,
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we really genuinely do have three different,
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we have three collections.
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We have the ATP shirt sport,
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which is printed on kind of, sort of, Under Armour.
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It's what is this high performance Hanes
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cool dry active wear.
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We have the ATP shirt, which is, what is it?
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Tri-blend and cotton.
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And then we have the ATP shirt edition.
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Marco, this is an especially wonderful touch.
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Would you like to explain to us the ATP shirt edition?
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- The edition actually has gold colored foil as the ink.
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I don't know how this works.
00:34:37
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I don't know anything about clothing,
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but apparently this is a thing
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that is actually fairly common these days.
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there's actually like a gold colored foil as the print
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so that we have a gold edition of our shirt.
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- This is so amazing.
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I'm so happy about this.
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- And it does not cost $10,000.
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- No, it does not.
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Although it, relatively speaking, it might as well
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'cause it's going to be--
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- Don't tell people, just ATP shirt starts at $20.
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We'll tell you in six months
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what the rest of the prices are.
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- Oh God, see I'm terrible at this.
00:35:06
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I'm not good at marketing.
00:35:09
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So yeah, the ATP shirt sport is $20.
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ATP shirt is $25 in four different colors.
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And ATP shirt edition starts at $50 and also ends at $50.
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- Unlike Apple, we will tell you the product mix.
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You'll be able to tell for yourself
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because there's little bar charts on every single page.
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We have literally no idea which shirts
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these people are gonna buy.
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If everyone wants to buy a $20 shirt, fine, go ahead, right?
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So we have no idea what the mix is gonna be,
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but you guys will tell us.
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Go out there and buy some shirts and then you can look at the little comparison bar charts
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And you'll see is everybody buying the sport like I think the Apple watch
00:35:45
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You don't have to those will come at the same time roughly so you don't have to buy one to get it sooner
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But does everybody buy the shirt?
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Yeah, we're kind of the part of the joke is we're using the same ridiculous product naming that Apple did but now we're suffering for
00:35:59
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It because we can't even talk about our own
00:36:02
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Say are you getting the ATP shirt shirt or the the addition shirt additional?
00:36:08
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Anyway, go to the page that's pictures. Click on the one you want and buy it. There's men's and women's style
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make sure you don't accidentally buy a
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Men's shirt when you wanted to women's or vice versa because the previews kind of look the same
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Particularly the sport shirts the men's is in blue and the woman's is in white and that's it. There's no men's white
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There's no women's blue and they do look kind of similar. So and the other shirts you can get them in black and gray
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make sure you're buying the one you wanna get.
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- This is so magnificent.
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I'm genuinely so happy that this came together.
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We may sell five shirts and I'm still going to be thrilled
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that this all happened.
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- Yeah, none of us have any idea as we're saying this,
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like how many additions we're gonna sell.
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We have no clue.
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I think we're gonna sell a lot.
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- I'm trying not to buy one of each.
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Like I tend to buy my own shirts
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even though I don't wear them to just have them,
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which is why I'm the proud owner of every color
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of the Hypercritical shirt.
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- Those will be worth something someday.
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- In pristine condition, that's right.
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but I can't buy this many shirts.
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I don't know which one I'm gonna get.
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- We've sold a total of six editions already,
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three of the black and three of the red.
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- How many of those are Marco though?
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- No, I haven't ordered mine yet.
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- No, I'm gonna order one of each edition.
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I have to get one for my wife, of course,
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and I'll get the men's for me.
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And of course, and we have to tell people,
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in the tradition of some of the product line
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we've heard about recently,
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the editions are, the only difference really
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is the colors available and the gold foil print.
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- Yeah, they all have the same CPU.
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- Yep, they all have the same amount of RAM.
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They're just as fast.
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They all have the same Bluetooth connectivity,
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which is none.
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- Same artwork.
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- Same, yeah, same amount of space, same artwork.
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Different colors of the artwork,
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slightly different positions on some of them
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'cause of the different shaped shirts.
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- Right, I mean, there's no bands,
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but you are the band in the shirt.
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- Think of yourself as the band.
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You are a leather loop winding your way through the shirt.
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- And you come in all different colors and styles
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and you are special.
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- This is so amazing.
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- I can't believe we actually did this.
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- I can't either, I'm so happy.
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- I'm just glad we did it first.
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- Yeah, I was afraid of that honestly.
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Now we're in t-shirt season for podcasters and geek things
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'cause it's near WWDC time
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and so this is when everyone's making their shirts.
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- So we can segue right into WWDC
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where we hope to see these shirts
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because they are shipping what, May 6th or something.
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WWDC starts June 8th so there should be plenty of time
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for you to get your shirts and wear them to WWDC
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where we hope to see you, right guys?
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- Well, I'll be there.
00:38:34
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- Okay, so let's get this out of the way right up front.
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Whether or not you receive a ticket,
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Marco, you have just said you are going?
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- Yes, I've already booked an unrefundable plane ticket
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and I booked a hotel, so I'm there regardless.
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'Cause there's so much good stuff,
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like now there's Alt Conf,
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and I saw Jesse Char's doing a design conference.
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So like there's, and like there's, everyone's there,
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and there's all these like smaller gatherings
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and people who get together and watch the live stream
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or watch the keynote and then watch the sessions
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and everything.
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So there's a bunch of good stuff going on.
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I don't hope that I don't get a ticket,
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but if I don't get a ticket,
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I'm kind of looking forward to being forced
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to go explore more of these things, like AllaConf,
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because it really does seem like there's a lot
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of good stuff going on out there.
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- Yeah, I completely agree.
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I am also going.
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I have booked my return flight,
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Although, coincidentally, I have not yet booked my outgoing flight because I'm trying to work
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out with Erin whether or not she and/or, well, I guess not or, she and Declan are going to
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come as well.
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Just leave him home.
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He's old enough now.
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Yeah, he's old enough.
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He's five and a half months.
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He'll be fine.
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We'll see what happens, but I am going to be going for the week.
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I'll be flying back Friday afternoon, which we should also talk about in a moment.
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Jon, what is your agenda?
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I like both of you entered into the ticket lottery.
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If I do not get a ticket, probably won't be going.
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I have hotel reservations, but they're cancelable.
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I have not booked a plane flight yet.
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I'm just hoping…
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I mean I'll just have to wait and see and decide then, but right now I don't know…
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Like the whole reason I would be going is to go to WWDC.
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I don't have apps that I'm developing.
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I don't think I can justify going out there for a whole week for nothing, but I don't
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I'll decide when I find out what the result of the lottery is, but unlike the two of you,
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I'm not committing to going at this point.
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Okay, now would it affect your decision if we asked all of the internet to shame you
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and tweet at you and say you should go?
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Mmm, no, I don't think so.
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All of the internet's not going to be there anyway.
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All of the internet could be home, the same as me, watching the live streams of the sessions,
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you know what I mean?
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Some sessions.
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Some sessions.
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Would you, if you don't go, would you actually watch the live streams, or would you just
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treat it like normal work week and just kind of ignore it and say, "Oh, I'll watch them
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later," and then never watch them.
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The fact that they're live—it's not the live.
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Like last year, it wasn't it like they had the streams basically that night or the next
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day, or like there was a one-day like?
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That's fine.
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That's what I would do is I would come home from work and put the kids to bed and then
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watch some WWDC sessions.
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I don't care.
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I don't have to see them live live, except for maybe I would take a day off to see Keynote
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the State of the Union live, but other than that, you know.
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So let's talk about the ticketing system.
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Marco, you had said you had some things to say,
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so I'll just kick it right over to you.
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- Yeah, I thought, so last year was,
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that was the first year for the lottery, right, last year?
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- I believe you are correct, I believe it was last year.
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- Right, so basically, before the system was
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just you show up and buy a ticket,
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just like ordering a phone,
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and when they run out, they run out.
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And after a couple years of that happening
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like crazily quickly, they switched to a lottery system
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where you have a few days window to go and say,
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consider me for a ticket.
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And you throw your hat in the ring,
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and then what they did last year was they would email you
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after a few days after submissions were cut off,
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and if you got in they'd email you and say,
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hey, here's a link, you can buy the ticket
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within 24 hours or whatever.
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Overall it was a very good system.
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The only real flaw in that is that it allowed people
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to duplicate sign up, so if you had more than one
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developer account, which many people do,
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especially consultants, or people who work
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full time and then do their own side projects or whatever.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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A lot of people have multiple developer accounts.
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And so that allowed you to sign up,
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it was like, it was stupid not to.
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You should use multiple developer accounts
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to increase your chances last year.
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And so a lot of people did.
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Also, that allowed people to take up slots
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in the system who maybe weren't that serious,
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maybe didn't really wanna go that badly,
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but like, well, I don't really wanna go that badly,
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but if I get a ticket, then I'll go, right?
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This year, and last year, I forget,
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somewhere I mentioned that they should do it this way,
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and this year they changed it so that this year,
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in order to be considered for a ticket,
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you had to put in your credit card
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and basically place an order.
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And if they choose you, they're just gonna charge
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your credit card and it's non-refundable.
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So if you sign up with multiple developer accounts,
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there's a chance that more than one of them
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will win the lottery, and you'll just be charged,
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you'll be out $1600, like, you'll be just out.
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And the tickets are non-transferable and everything,
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and in the past that's been mixed
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as to whether you could actually transfer them or not,
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but they're pretty serious about it this time,
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so we don't know if you can actually easily transfer
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a duplicate ticket if you get one from different accounts.
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So really, it's like, this time there's pretty much,
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there's very little reason to sign up multiple accounts,
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or to sign up if you're not really that serious about it.
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Because, you know, if you quote win the lottery,
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and they pick you, you literally just get charged
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and that's it, there's no more, there's no recourse.
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- I don't know how many people were aware of that though,
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because I certainly wasn't.
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I went through the whole process as always.
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I did one entry, I did one entry last year,
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I did one entry this year.
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I don't have multiple accounts that are even eligible
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to buy from, I think.
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But I did not notice any, like who reads the fine print?
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Like I'm sure that was in there somewhere,
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but I'm just like click, click, click, click, click, done.
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- Same here.
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- I imagine a lot of people are going to be
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unpleasantly surprised when they get charged $1,600
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three times instead of the one or when they go to cancel.
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All right, I won the lottery three times.
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I just got to cancel the other two.
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I mean, like you can always do a charge back
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on the credit card company.
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I'm sure there are ways out of this,
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but it's, I don't think that was expressed in the UI
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in a way that made people aware of it.
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I think after the fact, now we're all aware of it
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'cause we're all reading each other's blog posts
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from the people who did read the fine print, right?
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- Yeah, I am right there with you, Jon.
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I registered on my personal account,
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immediately went and registered on my work account,
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And then like three hours later, a friend of the show, underscore David Smith, said to me,
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"Yeah, man, that sucks about the insta-charging." And I was, my words, not his. And I said, "Wait,
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what?" He said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going to charge you instantly if you win."
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Oh. And so I immediately backed off. I forget which one, but I backed off and I think withdraw,
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or withdrew is the term they used. One of the two hats I threw in the ring. So I think this makes
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I think this makes perfect sense from Apple's perspective in that they don't want someone
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to put in two or five or ten entries and if you could potentially
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Win every single one you're not likely to do that like you did last year
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but what I wonder is
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to John's point it wasn't really obvious that was the case and
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Even if you were like ask screw it
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There's no way I'll win and you put in two or three or four entries and then what if all four of them?
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Let's say when what are you gonna do?
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I mean if you can't transfer them or if you're a solo person and you have no one to transfer them to even if you wanted
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To what are you gonna do? Are they really gonna have four empty slots at WWDC?
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Like when push comes to shove do you really think Apple's gonna be like well tough no geez
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Well, I mean like we had an email a question asking about this
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But and of course past years don't don't have necessarily have any bearing on the current year
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But the general process has been for the few years that I've gone is that you go
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And pick up your badge and you have to show them ID or whatever prove that you are who you are in some way
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and that's the only time they ever connect a
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Person to a badge. So if you bought four of them on four personal accounts
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You could go and pick up one badge go out go and pick up your second badge go out go and pick up your third
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Badge go out go and pick up your fourth badge go out now
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You have four WDC badges that you could distribute to your four
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Co-workers or friends and for the rest of the conference everyone is just looking to see that you have a badge
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they're not going to say this badge says John Doe or you John Doe prove that you're John Doe that never happens now
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That's not to say that might not happen if you go thinking that you will never be checked and you are suddenly checked
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Bummer for you, right like security changes every year, but in the past what I just described has been possible
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So if someone did actually win the lottery four times
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They could conceivably still get four passes and distribute them to other people
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The other possibility is that you entered four times because you didn't read the print that was there that said you were gonna be charged immediately
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You still only won one you got that you locked out you got the advantage of having four entries
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When other people only had one entry and it paid off for you because you lost three times at one once
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So now you got one ticket and you still kind of did the same thing
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That that Marco was complaining about from last year that people, you know
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Sort of just bought a whole bunch and to use the shotgun approach and cross their fingers
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The the system of charging immediately will probably work better next year when everybody knows that it's a thing
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But this year it only worked as well as people's attention
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During the the purchase process to notice that text there like and I do not doubt that the text was there
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But I don't know just like your condition to just go click click click click click like I didn't read it
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I didn't notice it
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You know I just assumed that it would if I saw anything to that effect
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I would have assumed like oh, they're just gonna do an auth on a card
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but they're not gonna do a settle,
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and that's just what everybody does on purchases
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to make sure it's a legitimate card and stuff like that.
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It never occurred to me that it would be non-refundable.
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And realistically speaking, like I said,
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I don't think it is non-refundable.
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You can always probably dispute it
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with the credit card company or whatever
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and get the charge reversed.
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- Yeah, a chargeback is very possible to fix it,
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but that's kind of a crappy thing to do.
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This is a pretty bad reason to invoke a chargeback
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if you end up having to do it.
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And I think this is an improvement over last year's system.
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I just think that the communication about this improvement
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should have been more in your face.
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And next year, I think it will be more socialized
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amongst all the people who care enough to enter this lottery
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that it will be a better deterrent.
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But this year, it seems like it'll probably shake out
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similarly to last year, in terms of like how many people
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put in multiple entries and stuff.
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- I don't know, we'll see.
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Anyone who really pays attention to this sort of thing
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is likely to have only put in one entry.
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Like I said, I put in two, and just like you, John,
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I just clicked immediately through everything,
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I think in no small part because I'm so trained
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and conditioned from earlier years when it was a mad dash,
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and even though conceptually I understand it's a lottery
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and the time doesn't matter, I'm still conditioned to,
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oh my God, gotta get in, gotta get in, gotta get in.
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And because of that, I didn't really read anything.
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But anyone who is paying any attention at all
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or is friends with people who pay attention, like I am,
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is gonna have heard about this.
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So I don't think there'll be that many that double dip,
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but I am curious to see how it's handled.
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- I just love that for the first time ever,
00:49:37
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I paid attention to something and read something
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that you guys didn't.
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'Cause I, during the process of reserving my first spot,
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I didn't reserve a second one,
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during the process of reserving my first spot,
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I immediately got that impression
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and immediately noticed the change
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and they were very, I thought they were very clear about it.
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But we will see.
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- If you don't have an eye towards multiples,
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like I was never gonna buy multiples,
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I have no way to buy multiples.
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I'm just skimming the text, it's not relevant to me,
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but if like you, you are planning to go through one window,
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click, click, click,
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and then go through a second window, click, click, click,
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I imagine what you were looking for
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is some kind of prohibition that says,
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if the same person entered the lottery two times,
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all their entries would be nullified,
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or something like that.
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That's what you should basically be on the lookout for,
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which would motivate you to read all the texts
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and then actually read the whole--
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- Well, and there is actually a rule in there
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that says one per person, basically,
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and who knows how they're gonna enforce it.
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Obviously, if you're playing nicely by the rules,
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you wouldn't enter more than one time in a system like this.
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It doesn't sound like the kind of thing where,
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if all your accounts have your name on them,
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so you're trying to pick up two badges
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with the same name on them,
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you're gonna, as somebody pointed out in the chat earlier,
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when you go in and pick up your badge,
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it's sorted by last name.
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So you probably see the exact same person
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giving you your badge and signing you in.
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- It is by Apple ID ultimately.
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So like they may say be like, oh, there's two people.
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What if you have two people who actually have the same name?
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But of course they have two different Apple IDs.
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They would have two badges
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that both say John Doe on them, right?
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And they would say, I'm John Doe, which John Doe are you?
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I'm John Doe with Apple ID, whatever, right?
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And so you just have to keep going back
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and picking up more John Doe badges.
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But you can also just have different names on your Apple IDs
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for your multiple accounts.
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- Yeah, that's true.
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But either way, it's now in order to get multiple,
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or in order to have multiple chances of getting tickets,
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You have to jump through a lot of hoops now
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and possibly do some pretty crappy things.
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And so it's probably not worth it.
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I think and I hope this would probably deter most people
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from doing that, but we will see.
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'Cause it would be more fair of a system
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if people didn't do that.
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But the way it was last year,
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you kinda can't blame people for doing it
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'cause it's so easy and there's no downside.
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So I think this is probably a move for the better.
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It is gonna be the image we're gonna have to see
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how it shakes out as people who didn't read the text
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get double charged.
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- Yeah, I'm very curious to see how this goes.
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And I genuinely wish the two of you guys the best of luck.
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I really hope that, I hope that we all get in,
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but I hope that you guys get in,
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but we'll see what happens.
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And it sounds like no matter what, Marco,
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I'll be seeing you out there,
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and hopefully we'll be able to guilt Jon into it
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between now and then.
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- The two of you don't even wanna go to the session,
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so I think you should just forego tickets entirely
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and cancel it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I didn't say that.
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You're just like, I'm gonna go to AltConf,
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I'm gonna be hanging out at bars,
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and expand my horizons.
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- No, the reason I've never gone to AltConf
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is because I keep getting tickets.
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And so I know that if I have a ticket to WWDC,
00:52:40
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I'm going to every session, I always do.
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I might miss one time slot somewhere maybe
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for something else, but that's very rare.
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Usually I go to every time slot.
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And even though I always comically pick wrong,
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whenever there's always like three or four different choices
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of like things that are going on during this time slot
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that I'm kind of interested in
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or that I might be interested in,
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I always pick the wrong one.
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I'm always in the session that nobody else is in.
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And it's always like not quite what I thought it would be.
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And everyone who went to the other one said,
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"Oh, it was awesome."
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I'm just terrible at choosing what to go to.
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- Yep, totally.
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All right, before we go any further about this,
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- Moments before we started recording tonight,
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there was a bit of a bombshell that Jon dropped.
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Jon, would you like to tell us about that?
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- It's not a bombshell.
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I've been talking about it on this podcast
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for like eight months.
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- It's a bombshell, Jon.
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- Eight months we've been talking about it.
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- It's the least surprising bombshell
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the people who know you the best.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Well, anyway, as I've been discussing since, I think I published my OS X Yosemite review
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last year, and I'm like, "Oh, I think this might be the last one."
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Well, I'm now making it official.
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Two things are official.
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One, I actually posted something to hypercritical.co, which hasn't happened since I've cut up the
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Yosemite review.
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And two, what I posted there was an explanation that I am not going to review whatever the
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next major version of OS X that Apple will presumably announce at WWDC turns out to be.
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And I've explained why I was thinking of stopping the reviews many, many times on this show.
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I kind of tried to distill that explanation into a short little post that I admittedly
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wrote in ten minutes before we started recording the show.
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But you can go to hypercritical.co and read it, and I don't think there's anything really
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I just feel like I'm done with that.
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I've done that and I did it the best that I could do it.
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And at a certain point, the dread of having to do it
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outweighs the joy of having done it.
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And it kind of crossed over that threshold
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around 10.9, 10.10.
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And like honestly, 10.9 probably would have been
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the last one, except it was like, they didn't change the UI
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and it was so clear they were going to change the UI.
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And I really love round numbers.
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And so I said I'm gonna hold out for 10/10 and I'm totally glad that I did I wrote 10/10
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Knowing that would more or less be my last I tried to end it with some amount of finality
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Obviously, it's you know, nothing is ever over like it will continue on and so on and so forth
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But it's the end of the road for me. I think 15 years
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You know 10.0 through 10.10 plus a bunch of the developer reviews plus times, you know the things I
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Think I've got it covered. I think I did it and so now someone else can take over and
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Like so much has changed since I started writing these reviews when I started writing them
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I was the only person writing anything about OS X before people even knew what it was like either
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You're a Mac user and you didn't hear about this at all or you are not a Mac user
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You didn't care what the hell Apple did aren't they going out of business anyway who the hell cares, right?
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and so part of the reason I got any kind of notoriety was because I
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Would write these articles about this thing that people didn't even know it existed
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They're like OS X what I don't know like you can see from like the first paragraph like that
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My first five reviews were telling people that the X is a Roman numeral 10
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Which granted people still mispronounce including I've heard by the way the audio version of this new Steve Jobs book
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The guy reads it as OS X
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Anyway, no excuse for that. But back then people didn't know what it was
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No, like Unix and it's a Mac and it's got a command line
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Well, I'm sure I won't ship with the command line because that wouldn't be a Mac then like just it was such a different world
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These days it's covered like forget about iOS like even though I stand like there are tons of great reviews out there
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the idea of a long-form
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Tech nerd review that goes into obsessive detail is now not a new idea. It's all over the place
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A lot of people are great at it. I feel like I'm not needed anymore
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I feel like I've done what I had to do and people have got it covered and we moved on to
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Scroll jacking animated video reviews anyway, so I am a dinosaur from an earlier era
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The hardest thing about writing this this little summary of why I'm not doing anymore OS X reviews was that I I
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would end up having to link to my early reviews and
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Boy, I could not look at those like and I say that that's the way it should be with everything
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That's the way it is
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But I go back to those old ones like why why did you think this was ready to be published like we didn't
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We didn't have copywriters back then we didn't really have editors to speak of it was just we didn't know what we were doing
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I didn't know what I was doing
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Boy, definitely a different world. So I put the bottom of the
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This explanation I put links to all of my old OS X reviews also were links to the pre releases and links to a couple of
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Retrospectives. I wrote a retrospective about my reviews when I hit 10 years worth of OS X reviews. I did a retrospective
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I also did one at five years five years of the OS and ten years of my reviewing them and
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and this ending one is around 15.
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So there were a lot of milestones in there,
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but you want to check it out, you can.
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And this year, I have no doubt
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that you will have no problem finding
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some really excellent reviews of OS X,
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as you have been able to for the past several years.
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And I'll talk about it in ATP,
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so if you want to hear what I have to say about OS X,
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10.11, whatever the hell they're gonna call it,
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you know where to come.
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I'll have plenty to say about it.
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I just won't write it down this time.
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- So let's get ahead of at least one or two questions.
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If somebody set up a Kickstarter to try to fund
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and buy your time in order to get you
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to write another review, you will not accept that money,
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you will not do another review.
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- Is the Kickstarter for a machine
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that will actually pause time,
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allowing me to write the review in a month
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that goes by in an instant, then that might be possible.
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But otherwise you can't, you know, time may be money,
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but money is not time.
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And like the whole idea, as I say at the end of this review,
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the when I decided that I'm not doing this and when I told our architectica that I'm not gonna do the review for them or
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for anybody else for that matter
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I was so relieved as I thought of the idea of a summer
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I have a summer stretching out before me and that summer I won't be just obsessing the entire summer over this one thing
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How am I gonna fit it in? How am I gonna get it done?
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How am I gonna work it through all like my vacations and kids kids vacations? Will I get it done?
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when is the OS gonna ship like that's what my summers have been like and
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Just the relief of being like this summer. That's not what it's gonna be like and of course
01:02:23
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I just replaced that stress with a different stress by doing a bunch of home renovations. But anyway, that's the idea
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There's a spot free in my stress pyramid, right?
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I can just take something else and put it in there and hopefully it'll be less stressful. And the second thing is like
01:02:37
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WWDC the prospect of going to WWDC and not having to write a review
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Well, it means that I'm not gonna get a press pass this year, right so fine
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So if I don't get in a lottery like last year
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I got a press pass from Apple if I don't get the lottery this year
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I'm just you know tough luck, right?
01:02:52
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But the idea of being able to go to WBC and just go to whatever the hell sessions
01:02:56
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I want and just just enjoy them and not frantically take notes and not obsess about what I'm gonna write about
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That is exciting and relaxing to me like going there is like a civilian that that is very attractive to me
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So that's how I know it was time to stop if I'm just like
01:03:10
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Excited about all the things that are gonna be different now that I'm not writing it
01:03:14
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Do you plan on doing some sort of small blog post for your blog or some sort of quick impressions or anything like that?
01:03:20
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History has shown that I'm terrible at writing anything on my blog
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So I would if you're gonna bet on that I'm gonna say bet against I guess that's the safe bet there
01:03:29
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I will certainly we'll talk about it at length here, right?
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So that's you know
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It's not like I don't have an outlet for my thoughts without without this long-form writing thing that I do once a year
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I will talk about it on the podcast and I won't yeah
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Another thing that I get to enjoy is like in past years, I've intentionally held back my opinions
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About OS 10 on the podcast because it's like well
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I'm saving it for the review like why spoil the entire review by talking about it for months and months on the podcast even though
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apparently it doesn't count and
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In many people's minds and only the review counts
01:03:59
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But anyway now we'll just be able to talk about it as things occurred to us and I won't be like hoarding my insights
01:04:04
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for this, you know
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30,000 word thing that I'm gonna dump out and then after it dumps out trying to say
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trying to like retroactively say let me explain to you my thinking behind these things and when I thought them and
01:04:16
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It will be nice to just be able to say things as they come
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And I assume most of that will be on the podcast if I write something on my side
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I suppose it could happen but doesn't seem likely I
01:04:27
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Have mixed emotions about this era ending because I really have always enjoyed even before I knew you
01:04:34
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I've always enjoyed your reviews.
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But now that I do know you,
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and I've seen your stress build
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over the last few years especially,
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I can see both sides of it.
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I can see both that,
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man, I really wish you'd continue these,
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'cause I love reading them,
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but also I see that it really does seem
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to be making you miserable more and more each time.
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And that every time, like for the last few years,
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every time you say you would be writing one,
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I'd be surprised that you were still doing it
01:05:04
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because of how miserable it had made you the year before?
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- Yeah, I mean, it's always been,
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like it's not like it's gotten more miserable,
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it's always been kind of miserable,
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but it's gotta be balanced by like,
01:05:13
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well, do you feel like you have something to say?
01:05:15
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Do you feel like there's something,
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and in the beginning it was totally balanced out,
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but like, of course I have something to say,
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this is a crazy new thing, like Unix and the Mac,
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and then the operating system was this big hairy mess,
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and you're like, boy, I've got things to say about this,
01:05:26
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if this is gonna replace the Mac,
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they got a lot of work to do, right?
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And they more or less straighten things out,
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and I have my things that I still complain about,
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like the file system and the finder
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and all the different UI things
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and the doc and the graphical stuff.
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But at a certain point you're like,
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either this could go on forever
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or I gotta feel like that I've said what I have to say
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and it's time.
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I'm not going to top myself at this point.
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Maybe the writing will get better,
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but it's just such a different world.
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iOS is so dominant that didn't even exist when I started
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and everything about OS X has to be written in terms of iOS.
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So half of my recent reviews are kind of like half iOS reviews because OS X features and
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its state in the entire industry is a reflection of wherever iOS is.
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I don't know, I'm sure there will come a time when they release a new version of OS X that
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is such a radically different thing that I'll be like, "Oh man, I could have written a review
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of that that would have returned to form or whatever."
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But I just feel like I need to expand my horizons.
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What kind of writer...
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This is something I put at the bottom.
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I just added at the last minute at the bottom of this post to remind people that my full-time
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job has never been as a technology writer.
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My full-time job has never been a podcaster.
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My full-time job is as a programmer.
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All this stuff I do in the "free time" that I can carve out of my life with my family
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and my real job.
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And there's not a lot of that time.
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As anyone who has children and a wife and a regular 9 to 5 job that they go to, see
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how much time you can carve out for anything really, any kind of hobby type thing.
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And if those hobby things end up either like not being fun, it's like, well then when is
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your fun time?
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It's like, well, after my regular job, I have my podcasting job.
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And after my podcasting job, I have my freelance writing job.
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And then I have my family responsibilities.
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And it's like sometimes I just want to, you know, just relax and not have to do anything.
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And it's a balance.
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Like I mean I get paid for writing these things, so that's good.
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me because I'm such a terribly slow writer, takes less time to talk on a podcast.
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And so the ratio of enjoyment to investment of time is much better for podcasting.
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So I've been, as I noted the thing, I've been podcasting,
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like I tried to do the math,
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I didn't have time to do all the Google searching
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of my calendar to see.
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I'm doing like what, 1.5, two podcasts a week
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for the past four or five years or something?
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I'm practically, I'm a fairly prolific podcaster
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at this point.
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And it takes way less time than doing a single OS X review
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because just, you know, we're just talking here, right?
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And you just show up and you talk
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and the whole ATP thing of not doing research,
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it makes it sustainable and puts the balance way on the side of enjoyment for a podcast.
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And that's by design. I mean, that's exactly why we do it this way. And I have a similar
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battle as you in my mind of when do I write a blog post versus when do I save it for the
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podcast. Well, the blog posts are a little bit easier, but the kind of blog posts are
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the worst is the one where you've got to look up stuff. You're going to the Intel site,
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you're looking at spec pages, you're looking at benchmarks, and then what if you have to
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testing things yourself. It's so much easier to bang out like a three paragraph
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like this thing I just wrote here. It's all opinion, a couple links to old stuff,
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done and done. There's no facts, there's no like things that you need to verify
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and then product reviews are the worst. You got to verify things about an
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unreleased product from a company that doesn't isn't really particularly
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communicative to you and and there's a deadline and it's just yeah so there's a
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range within writing but I mean that I'm a slow writer no matter what I'm writing.
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Like I'm amazed that I even got this thing done in ten minutes I've just sort
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of closed my eyes and typed and like I would never have published that if I
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We didn't have the podcast outline coming up and the shirts that we had to get up and
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that actually motivated me to just hit the publish button but I would have sat on that
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for four more days to try to get it right.
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Yeah and I think a big part of what makes podcasting so much more attractive or more
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efficient of time is, as we've talked about in a couple episodes ago, the expectations
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of this medium are that it's a casual conversation.
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And so like, I've spoken at a couple of conferences recently and I talked to a few people and
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I mentioned to a few people how I'm always very, very nervous to give conference talks
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and I don't really like doing it that often.
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And if somebody has listened to this show, that surprises them because here I don't generally
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sound nervous.
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And my reason for the difference there is that even though a conference talk will be
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be watched by a very small fraction of the number of people
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who hear the show every week.
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The expectations are extremely different from each of those.
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So like the expectations of a conference talker
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that it is this like totally pre-written, rehearsed,
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polished, researched thing that is fully formed beforehand
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and all the work is thought through and done
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and then it's presented to you as a complete,
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polished product.
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And a blog post has many of the same expectations,
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that it's something, this is like a more formal
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kind of communication, a more like structured,
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researched, more finalized, polished kind of thing
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that has higher standards applied to it
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if you have much of an audience at all or any audience.
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And the kind of reviews that you did,
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that seems like it would have an even higher,
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an even higher expectation there, inherently,
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of like the things you say better be correct,
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you better be seeing all sides of it,
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you better, this better be complete, correct,
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and polished and well done,
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and I can totally understand why that would
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not only stress you out a lot,
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but why that is less and less appealing over time
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as you have these other outlets like podcasting
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where the expectations are so different
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and so much more kind of low-key or casual
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so that it's less of a time commitment, it's less stress,
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there's less pressure to have everything exactly right
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that you ever say, I totally get that.
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- Yeah, and like the value, the value,
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like if you were to carve up an OS X review
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and to say what parts are valuable to people,
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it's shifted such that I think the parts
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that are the hardest work have the least value.
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Like, especially in the type of reviews that I did,
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because it was like, oh, your reviews
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are in-depth or technical, but I was never
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like a Tom's Hardware or AnandTech or whatever,
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where it's all about like benchmarks and specs and whatever.
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And we love those reviews.
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And I love that somebody does them.
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And I love that that someone isn't me, right?
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Because that is incredibly hard work.
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And we crave that info, but we are few and nerdy, right?
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And so like most people, the most,
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then that's the hardest part of the reviews to do.
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Like getting the particular details of tech or software
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or compatibility or other things
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that I'm honestly ill-equipped to do
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because I don't have a computer lab here.
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Like I only ever had the loaner hardware for one year's review, right?
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I just have the computers that I have and I do what I can and that was fine in the early days of the web
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When no one knew what that they were doing we're all just like banging on keyboards like monkeys trying to you know
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Make something happen, right? But these days there are professional organizations that like
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You know have people dedicated to you know lab test things and like or experience of doing battery tests
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I like when I had to do the battery testing for Mavericks like that was miserable and there's no way in hell
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I did a good job as an anti-tech review like I couldn't I don't you know
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I don't have the experience those guys do it all the time. They have a system
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They have their own custom applications
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Like they can test 17 different computers against each other because they have all those computers
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I couldn't do that because I don't have those computers and
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That's the hardest work and I think it has the least value for people who are reading my reviews because people who are reading my
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Reviews, it's like they want me to get that right and it needs to be there, but they're reading it for like, you know
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the the sort of like criticism or insight or historical context or
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technical background on things where it's like you know if you read my reviews because they're kind of an
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aspirational thing where you're like
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I want to be the type of nerd who understands everything this review
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But I don't yet and so I can follow these links to do it and there'll be a section in you know five years ago
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About Unix permissions, and I'm not that familiar with Unix
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But I'm an old-time Mac user and I would like someone to explain to me what the hell you know
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permissions are, nestled in the middle of a big giant OS X review. That's a lot of
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the things that people say, "Hey, I remember reading your review and I remember the
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section on whatever was the first time that I learned about whatever," and it's
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like, I sneak those things into the review and those are the fun parts to
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write about, just kind of like things that I already know well that are just
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background information for the thing, or you know, talking about the UI
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criticism and stuff like that. Those are easier to write and that's where most of
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the value is, but that other stuff is so much harder to write and people seem to care less
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and less about it.
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So I was, you know, at like, I feel like the time of my style of review has come and gone
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and now it has swung in opposite directions where you have the super technical review,
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which I never was, and the super soft touchy feely review, which I could kind of do, but
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it actually interests me a little bit less.
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Like I wanted to do the format of my review and the way it's sort of structured and the
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parts that it makes. It's kind of like a motley type thing where it's got all these parts
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that you wouldn't think mixed together, but that's the mix that I wanted and that's what
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I did and I did it and refined that form and I feel like that's it and I feel like that
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form has less value to the reader these days. It's less important to the reader and it's
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less interesting to me because I feel like I've done it, you know?
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Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. I mean, you know, you are more critical on your own work
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then I would venture to say probably anybody else
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in the audience is.
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But I can see where you're coming from of like,
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you've done this, it's done, time for something else.
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- Yeah, and plus like reviewing a single product
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for some, like even if I was like,
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I'm a full-time professional product reviewer,
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which I'm not and have never been again,
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but even if I was, would you wanna keep reviewing
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the same product year after year?
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You wanna review different things, you wanna branch out,
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you wanna do different styles of reviews.
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Like if this was actually my full-time job,
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I would have grown tired of this long ago.
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Because it was only like a once yearly thing,
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I could tolerate it for longer,
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but it's like, you know, I want some variety too, right?
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- I'm sad, Jon, I'm sad.
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It wasn't that long ago that we were making videos
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about getting our fingers ready to read your review.
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And now it's a time long gone.
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- Get your ears ready to hear me complain.
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My ears are always ready for that, Jon.
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- You just made an unintentional gaming reference.
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Congratulations, Marco.
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This is the new twist on the,
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John makes a reference that nobody gets.
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Now Marco is making a reference that nobody gets.
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- Including me.
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- Yeah, he said his ears are ready.
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- I've got it. - Still nothing.
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Yeah. - I know.
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You're not gonna get it.
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You don't get it, but you made it.
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Someone in the chat room will.
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- Is this like when Americans try to speak English
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to non-English speakers
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just by repeating themselves slowly and loudly?
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And it's just, the investigation of what went wrong
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is one thing, but just listen to this.
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They buy thousands of drives, first of all, all right?
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80% of the drives they buy are still working
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four years after they buy them.
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But with this particular crop of drives,
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just 10% of the drives were still working four years later.
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- Oh my God.
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- So like, they bought a bunch of these
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and was like, yeah, they're like, okay.
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And then all of a sudden, like around year two,
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like just massive amounts of them failed at once.
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It's like the nightmare scenario.
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You know, if you buy a hard drive
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and it goes bad before you think it does,
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They bought thousands of hard drives.
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Like 90% of them were dead in four years.
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That is tough.
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Anyway, it's a great blog post.
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We'll put the link in the show notes.
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- What else do we wanna talk about about WWDC?
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- I was gonna say like to get back to the OS X review.
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So how does this affect my decision?
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It does affect it because it's like,
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if I don't win the lottery, I'm not gonna get a press pass
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'cause last year I got the press pass through Ars Technica
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who I was writing a review for.
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I'm not doing that again this year.
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And last year Apple wants to give me a press pass for ADB,
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which I will gladly accept.
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But anyway, I don't have a reason to be there
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other than recreation and seeing people, right?
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And so that changes my calculus
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of whether I would go or not,
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because there's no quote unquote work-related reason
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for me to be there.
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It would be entirely social and vacation.
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Really, I want to go to the sessions.
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I want to get that experience of being able to go there
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and enjoy them without having homework, so to speak.
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So that does factor into my decision of whether I will go out there for a shorter period of
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time, for the whole time, or not at all if I don't happen to get a ticket.
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Yeah, it's also, I think it will change everyone's calculus also that hotel prices
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seem to have gone up this year noticeably.
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Like everything seems to be more expensive because like the plane ticket I'm sure is
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going to be terrible too because I didn't already buy my plane ticket because I'm
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waiting to see if I get a lottery, right?
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Usually for this thing, usually the hotel is the biggest cost, often matching or surpassing
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the cost of the conference ticket itself.
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So you're looking at like $2,000 for the hotel for the week and it's $1,600 for the ticket,
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Then your plane ticket, you're probably looking at another $4,000 to $800 depending on, maybe
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more if you're coming from internationally.
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So you're looking at like $4,500 worth of base cost here plus expenses that you incur
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while you're there, plus you gotta take vacation days.
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So I can totally see why this would,
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like as these costs go up.
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- Yeah, and I'm not getting any of this money back.
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Like ours would pay for my travel and my ticket
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or in the case of a press pass,
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you know, Apple would pay for the ticket.
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Like there is no reimbursement.
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There isn't, you know what I mean?
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I'm willing to go out of pocket for it.
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Like despite the fact that it's a really expensive fine,
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but like it all factors in.
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- Yeah, I mean, I hope we can get you there
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because I think it would be a shame if you were not there.
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For people who choose not to go because it's very expensive,
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I totally can understand that.
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- All right, well, we'll see.
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You know, something I've been thinking about
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is what happens if John, you don't get a ticket,
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if Marco, you don't get a ticket, and then I get a ticket?
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Because we've already established earlier in this show
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that I don't do well with missing out on things, apparently.
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This is like a new discovery for me.
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But I almost wonder if that would be not worse, but bad.
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I mean, I would still absolutely go to the conference
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and I would still try to learn as much as I can
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because I enjoy it so much.
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And I always feel like so amped up on the way home
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about all the awesome new stuff I've learned
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and about what's coming from Apple.
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But I would really, to some degree,
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I would be a little bit bummed
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if I was the only one that got a ticket
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because then I'd be missing out on all the fun things
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that maybe you guys would be doing,
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or just Marco or whatever.
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And so-- - You know,
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I wouldn't be doing any fun things, so.
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- Yeah, it's true.
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All the fun things Marco would be doing, good call.
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- No, I mean, I think what would happen is that
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if John doesn't get a ticket, I bet he's not going, right?
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I mean, that's very, I bet that's what happens.
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If I don't get a ticket, then I'll go
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and I'll see you at night, and then I will walk by you
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in the keynote line at 9.30 a.m.
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- Yes, you will.
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- When I have just woken up,
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and I'll have a fresh cup of coffee,
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which you don't like anyway.
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Maybe I'll walk by with like a fresh, I don't know,
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vodka or whatever you drink.
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- I don't know, it's something to make you feel jealous.
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- How about an orange juice?
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- That's what the alt conf people do.
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The people who don't go to the conference,
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they just stay out until 5 a.m., wake up drunk,
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like yep, WWDC.
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- Yeah, they can stream the keynote live at 10 a.m.
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when they have just woken up for that purpose
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and not having woken up at like 5.30 to go get online.
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So that's what will happen.
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You will do the homework for the rest of us
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by going to the conference and going to the sessions.
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And that's it.
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I would feel bad if I get a ticket and you don't.
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- Oh, and ditto.
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I would feel guilty if I got a ticket and you didn't
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because you could make a very reasonable argument
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that you deserve it more, and I'm giving air quotes here.
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But I mean, you could make a very valid argument
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that you are actively developing iOS apps,
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so you should have the ticket more than I should.
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- Yeah, but I was talking to our friend
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underscore David Smith about this.
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How much more value do you get out of being there in person
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than if you just watch the sessions
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as they livestream and do that?
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And so the biggest value is,
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there's some socialization aspects of seeing people
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in the conference center and the various
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like spontaneous meetings you have there.
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Academically the biggest value is probably the labs.
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There are some sessions that are not livestreamed or videoed
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like the lunchtime sessions are usually
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not released on video.
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And the videos also, the videos edit out
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any periods of applause or laughter
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and usually in the videos,
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usually you can't see the presenter.
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It only shows like it's just video of the slides
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and any demos that take place.
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So you do miss a lot of like the nuance of the presentation
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but for the most part,
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you're missing the socialization and the labs.
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And I have had very good experiences in the labs so far.
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However, this year I don't really have
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any really big pressing questions I have
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for the lab right now.
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- Well, you wanna know how to make overcast
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for the new Apple TV, right?
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- Yeah, yeah, we'll see if that's a thing.
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But yeah, in reality, if I get a ticket,
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I'll be very happy.
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I will use it as much as I possibly can use a ticket.
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If I don't get a ticket, I will be bummed,
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but I will still have a really good week.
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But it is kind of inconvenient if you go with
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a group of friends or coworkers every year.
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It is really awkward that ever since demand started
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really outstripping supply a couple years ago,
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now you have these split crews where you have like,
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oh well, only one of us got in.
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Or everyone got in except that one guy
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or something like that.
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It certainly causes social pressures
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and weird things, I think.
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This is where it pays off to be antisocial
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because us antisocial introverts are in our element
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when we are not in a group.
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Oh, I guess I have to splinter off on my own
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and go through a series of sessions all by myself
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and not talk to anybody.
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- Oh. - That's paradise.
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- Well, and you were great
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'cause you would always go to like the Mac only sessions
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that nobody else went to.
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- I know, like there's nobody in those rooms anymore.
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It's just me and a bunch of lonely Mac developers.
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Yeah, no, those are fun.
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And you'd be like the not well populated ones are great.
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you'd be sitting there and Craig Federico would come in
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and sit two seats over to you, you know, like just,
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hey, it's just five people here listening to this talk
01:28:38
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about some Mac framework that no one cares about
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because iOS is the new hotness, right?
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- Yeah, I will, I think it's important to point out though
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that for the last couple of years,
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I feel like the three of us have spent a fair bit of time
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critiquing and really complaining
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about the WWDC ticket process.
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And granted, we're not all bitter right now
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because we don't know if we're getting tickets or not.
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But I think this is probably as good a process
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as they can really get for a situation
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where, like Marco said, demand desperately
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outweighs the supply.
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- Well, there was the rumor about them using a bigger venue.
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Do you remember that?
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Like, oh, they're gonna use north and south and not west,
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and therefore the supply will be slightly increased,
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and that turns out not to be the case,
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as far as we know, right?
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- That's correct.
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I mean, that would be good,
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but that would potentially change the feeling of the show.
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You know, I don't, I feel like I'm coming across
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a little snobby and get off my lawn and you know what, oh well.
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But you know, part of the magic of WWDC is
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that it's the right amount of people, I think,
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so that when you have, like when we go,
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I know, I personally know maybe 50 people there,
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generally speaking, and it's not unreasonable or rare
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for me to see most of those 50 people in and out of the sessions throughout the day. And
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if it's, if the conference was 10 times bigger just for argument's sake, then I may not see
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those people. And just like you've been saying, Marco, you know, part of the beauty of WWDC
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is those impromptu conversations that you have with friends that you do and don't know
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in the halls in between sessions. And so, I don't know, I'm sure it would probably be
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for the greater good if it was bigger, but it would definitely feel different if it was
01:30:24
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- Yeah, I mean, ultimately it's what you make of it.
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And if you go, it's such a big community now
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that anything that any of us say about it
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is not representative of the whole.
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There's so many people who are iOS developers.
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There are so many people there who we don't know,
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who don't know us, who aren't,
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it isn't just one big community.
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It's a bunch of small communities.
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So if you go and seek out a certain group or your friends
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or people you wanna talk to or have business discussions
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with or whatever, you can find them.
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If you're looking around randomly, like in front of Moscone,
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you're looking for somebody in particular,
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you're gonna have a hard time with it.
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But that's true whether you get in or not,
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that's true whether, you know,
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how many people are there or not.
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Really, I think it's just, you know,
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it's what you make of it.
01:31:17
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- Yeah. - That made no sense.
01:31:19
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Thanks a lot to our three sponsors this week,
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Automatic, Squarespace, and Backblaze,
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and we will see you next week.
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Now the show is over, they didn't even mean to begin
01:31:33
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'Cause it was accidental (accidental)
01:31:35
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Oh, it was accidental (accidental)
01:31:38
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him
01:31:43
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'Cause it was accidental (accidental)
01:31:46
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Oh, it was accidental (accidental)
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them
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So that's Kasey Liss, M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M
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Auntie Marco Armin
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It's accidental
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They didn't mean to
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♪ Tech podcast so long ♪
01:32:26
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- So in the last week,
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Apple has done all this crazy stuff
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with the watch and try-ons
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and we're all talking about bands.
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Meanwhile, they also like solved photos.
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- And that's like the least paid attention to.
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- They released photos, let's just say that.
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Did they solve photos?
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- I haven't used it that heavily yet.
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However, it did import my whole library
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and it seems amazing.
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- We're not supposed to be talking about it now.
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I'm gonna save it for next week.
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- All right, all right.
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I just think it's funny, like, photos,
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it sucks, it's like this massive challenge,
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this big problem of no one's done this really right yet.
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And it looks like Apple might have done exactly that
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and released it this week, and almost nobody noticed.
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- Well, there was a lot of reviews about it.
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There were a lot of previews for it.
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I think Apple was good about, you know,
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with the public beta of it
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and the beta of iCloud Photo Library,
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and then when it actually came out,
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like, I felt like it was pretty well covered,
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but it is one of those topics that we'll keep
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because this is like a long-term thing.
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And we've talked about photos forever
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and we've talked about photos
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and the features that it provides.
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And now it's just down to like, okay, the thing came out,
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how does it work?
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And I think we'll save that for next week
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'cause I will have many things to say about it.
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And I made these nice notes
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and we'll just leave them in there.
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What is this thing, the draft generator thing?
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- All right, this may or may not make it into the final show
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'cause it's kind of boring,
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But I was curious your input from the two of you.
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So I wrote recently a draft generator for my site.
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So the idea is when I write for my site on my primary computer, I have an instance of
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Node running, basically an instance of my entire site running on my local computer.
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So I'll write a bit, I'll go to Safari, I'll refresh the page, see how it looks.
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But occasionally, not often, but occasionally I will be writing a blog post on my iPad or
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on Aaron's computer or something else that I can't even think of.
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And I want to be able to preview exactly how this markdown will look rendered on the site.
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So I wrote this draft generator, which all it is is a big, huge text area and a button
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that says "Render Draft."
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So you paste your markdown in the big text area, you hit the render draft button, and
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it will render the draft.
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And it looks, at a glance, like it's a real post.
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Now because it looks like a real post, I don't necessarily want to make this draft generator
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public in that I don't want anyone to be able to just slam some markdown onto my site and
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make it look like I wrote something.
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Am I being paranoid?
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me here. So what do I do to prevent malicious use for something that really is fairly inane
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to begin with? What I've chosen to do is use a semi-peculiar URL that I know I'll remember,
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but I don't think people would necessarily stumble on. So it's, you know, the textbook
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Security by Obscurity. But I was curious, I don't want to do like a full-on auth system
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because it's just a draft. Who cares? But what—
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- You don't need a full on, just do basic auth, it's fine.
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- Yeah, that's what I do online.
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- I mean, it's better than nothing, right?
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- Well, but why bother?
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Because it's--
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- 'Cause basic auth is better than security
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through obscurity, slightly, but you know,
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he's not even using HTTPS, so like, whatever,
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but you know, it's still better than like,
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they won't guess my URL.
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- And I was just curious if you guys had any more
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interesting and more clever and less obvious ideas.
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- You could do real auth, I mean,
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you wrote the code for the site,
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you could do real auth on it too.
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Like that's a fun little exercise if you wanna do that.
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But basic auth is like,
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you don't have to write the code for it,
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just let the lousy browser do the thing that it does.
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- Yeah, I mean, basic auth with HTTPS
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is like really no worse than a lot of systems out there.
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- Well, you know, it's fun to do it yourself.
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But like, I think the main thing I was thinking of,
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I know you're saying it's like different computers
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is the use case here,
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but this is the type of thing that I do offline.
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Like my hypercritical posting system
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is I write in BB Edit and next to the BB Edit window
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that I'm writing in, I have a real-time live preview
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with my site template showing it exactly how it will look
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in context on my site through the magic
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of BB Edit's preview filters and templates
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and all the other crazy ass features that BB Edit has.
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It lets me, I don't have to click a button to render draft.
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As I'm typing, I see exactly what it's going to look like
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right next to where I'm typing in real time.
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- Right, and that's basically what I'm doing
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99% of the time.
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It's not real time, I have to go and hit refresh,
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But that's basically what it is.
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But what had happened was I'd written the Apple Watch post,
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I believe on my iPad if memory serves.
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And I had done my best to guess at what it would look like
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by just looking at a generic markdown preview.
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But as it turns out,
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there were a couple of minor formatting issues here and there
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that I really wanted to tweak,
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including an image that went wrong.
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And so I really wanna be able to see it on the site.
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And so again, what I, you know,
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I figure, well, I'll just eat the markdown,
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run it through the rendering pipeline, and call it a day.
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But even though I don't think anyone would likely
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do anything nefarious with this, it's still,
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I feel a little exposed by having it out there.
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And I guess basic auth is really the right answer,
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and God knows there's probably,
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if it's not built into node,
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there's probably some 300,000 line package
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I could get from MPM that'll solve this problem for me.
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But I don't know.
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- You could just read the header,
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and it's like, it's pretty simple.
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If you need to do it yourself, it's not that hard.
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- That's true.
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I don't know, just, I was curious if you guys
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had any clever ideas or if you thought I was being insane
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for even trying to put this behind off.
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- My question is, when the hell did the navigation item
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in your toolbar change to creep?
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- It's always been there.
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- I don't like that.
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- Also, I keep crashing your site.
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- Yeah, don't type nothing in the field
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and hit render to navigate a JavaScript error.
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It's the first thing I did.
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- Yeah, I can't even get anything to render.
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But that's part of the problem is that you probably are missing metadata. See, and this was designed only for me, so
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you're probably missing a bunch of metadata that I know to include, but nobody else would.
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Let's get back to creep. Why is that item called creep?
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You're trying to say that by anyone wanting to know about anything that you do, that is creepy,
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therefore click the creep button to find out what podcasts you've appeared on. That's not creepy.
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I just, I wanted something more interesting than
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Appearances did you click the link to just see what the slug is yeah?
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I don't start it's not stalking you want people listen to you on podcast
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I like you how dare you find out what podcasts in the mind listen to them you want that to happen
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That's why you're on podcasts and now for a regularly scheduled segment of making fun of Casey's website implementation details yes
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Faith would not put creep as one of the main now items guaranteed
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That's probably I see I think it's tongue-in-cheek and funny
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But and I can see what you're saying that maybe that doesn't come across exactly how I'm you're just just undercutting yourself Casey
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We're here to tell you that when you should not be have we met of course I am this is what I do
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You and Steve on the podcast to see who can undercut
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Themselves the most yes, I think that's the plan at some point
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I think you have him beat well of course that will make you feel better and
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Goodness well the chat room is
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somewhat coming to my defense but but your logic is is is
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Sound for sure. It is an expression of your personality
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I'll give you that but I feel like this like you don't need to be you don't need to be
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self deprecating you don't need to be sabotaging yourself or like
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You should be promoting yourself. This site is all about you. It's Casey list calm for crying out loud
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It should be all about the awesome things that the Casey list does and how awesome they are
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But what would you use if not?
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Appearances which not only is a long word, but it's what everyone uses and I want it to be slightly original. I don't know I mean
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Lots of options there like you just I have my appearances off of my about page
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I don't have it as a top-level item
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But I don't I would say there's nothing wrong with the word appearances because like it like if that's what I'm looking for
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I would never think to click on a link that says creep
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That's an interesting point
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I wouldn't know what that was going to be is like am I going to see a creep is to say that I am a
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I'm a creep, I click from there, and yeah.
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It's like hamburger navigation.
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- Is that a verb?
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It's like, do I want to creep right now?
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- It is, it is meant as a verb, actually,
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all kidding aside.
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You know, it's like the kids these days say.
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- But that's like, it's like creeping forward.
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It's like, I don't know that I would necessarily--
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- No, the kids will, I think the kids will get
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what the creep is, I got what it was about too,
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but maybe it's only because I know Casey,
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and I know what must be buried under that link, but.
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- Actually, T-T-E-Pass, I probably butchered that,
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said elsewhere, that's not bad. Appearances, I think, is more direct, but
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elsewhere isn't a bad option. Appearances? Like, you just did a
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conference talk. Like, that's an appearance. Called appearances. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I just...
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Plus, I don't think it looks good if... I think I did try that at some point. I
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thought it was just way too long. Yeah, you might have to look for a
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shorter word to go to the source or something. You need to do AB Tetsis, obviously, to see, you know.
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There's probably a node package for that. We put pictures of
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celebrities in unflattering poses. Do people click on that more or less than the creep
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page? Manifestation. I'm looking at the thesaurus
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for appearance. Speaking of creep and manifestation, I have
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been shopping for home improvement things online. I've been shopping for lamps, outdoor
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lamps online. Not shopping, but just like searching and everything. And now every web
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page I go to is covered with the same 900 pictures of lamps that I've looked at.
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Like I don't understand, like I never knew how pervasive whatever it is this ad network
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that has my number now, it's like on every site.
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I'm like here too?
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Seriously the lamps?
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They're here again?
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They're everywhere!
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It is unbelievable.
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And it's the same lamps.
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I'm like I've already looked at them it's just like, you know, I'm just gonna have to
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enable ad blocker or something like that.
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Now I understand the people who, you know, it's like they're ugly.
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I liked it better when I was being randomly advertised to
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with whatever they were doing before.
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I guess it still beats the terrible line drawings
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of one weird trick, fat belly business things.
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I really hate those.
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But the lamps are close second.
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- Man, the web sucks these days.
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Oh, it's so bad.
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All this stuff, it just seems like everyone's
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in such desperation to try to increase their ad prices
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and their returns.
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and web pages just look awful to me now.
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Like so many pages I go to now,
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there's very few holdouts that still have like tasteful,
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reasonable layouts and don't have those like,
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those awful clickbait ads on them and everything.
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It's really sad.
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- Yeah, I just wanna see like ads,
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show me like ads for like Asus laptops and like SSDs.
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Like I'm willing to see ads for like some,
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I don't click on them, but I look at them
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and sometimes they're like,
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oh yeah, maybe our SSDs are getting cheaper.
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Like the ads work in that way,
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but I know that I've been searching for lamps,
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but that doesn't mean that's it, your whole world is lamps.
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How long is this gonna last?
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For the next three years of my life?
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Eventually I'm gonna buy some lamps and then I will be done.
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But these ads will still be like lamp, lamp,
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everywhere I go.
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It is just unbelievably pervasive.
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I never would have called,
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like I don't even know which sites I'm going to,
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but it's like every site I go to,
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every link I tap in like Twitter or something, lamps.
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- So creepy. - Yeah.
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- Speaking of creep.
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- I've never in the past been tempted
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to install an ad blocker.
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Modern web pages are getting so bad
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and modern ads are getting even more and more intrusive.
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There's so many more hover over, pop over kind of things now
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that it loads the page for two or three seconds
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then it pops over a thing over the content
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and you have to dismiss it.
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- Good luck hitting the little X with your finger.
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- Yeah, right.
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- Because anything that is not the X
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is I want to go to the ad's website.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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I mean, it's getting so bad now.
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It's even sites that used to have higher standards
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now for whatever reason, whether it's good reasons or not,
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they don't or they can't maintain those same standards.
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And so otherwise good sites now have these
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even worse ads on them and it's getting so horrible.
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Like I don't like the idea of running an ad blocker
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but I've never been closer to doing it than I am now
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just because it is really getting difficult to read the web.
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- I don't know, it's weird because I write software
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for the web for a living, but when I search for Lamps
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and find Lamps all over every ad-enabled website
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I ever visit, it creeps me out.
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God, does it creep me out.
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- It's weird.
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And now I'm thinking even more that I need to change
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the word creep on my header.
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What about sightings?
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- Sightings.
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- It doesn't really work for audio,
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which most of your appearances are.
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- Oh, good point. - You're not Bigfoot.
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- Wow. (laughs)
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- There you go, I was gonna go with Sasquatch,
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go with Loch Ness, sightings, so on.
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- What you want is a word that is descriptive,
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but that is not arrogant or pompous sounding.
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- How about it works?
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That is arrogant and pompous sounding,
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that's my best arrogant and pompous sounding.
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- I like Elsewhere because it is not arrogant
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and pompous sounding.
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Appearances is a little bit on the bad side of that.
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- It's not, it's accurate.
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He just gave a conference talk
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that is literally an appearance.
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- Yeah, but like sightings is more arrogant,
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'cause sightings is like other people have done this for me,
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other people have spotted me in these places, you know?
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Whereas like appearance is like here's where I've been
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and people have looked at me,
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and elsewhere is just here's other things I have done.
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- Yeah, although as Think Diff is pointing out in the chat,
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the title of the page's appearances coincidentally.
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But I wanted a different word in the header and I think elsewhere might be the winner.
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Now the problem is if we leave this in the show, by the time everyone goes and looks
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at my website they're going to be like, "What are they talking about?
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It already says elsewhere."
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Or whatever the case may be.
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But that's all right.