112: The Problem Is You
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What was the other one you liked about the watch, Sean?
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It can't be the one.
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I like that because it sounds like, you know, the one as in the person you're going to marry.
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This watch can't be the one.
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Not like the Matrix?
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No, not that one.
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That would work too.
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The way you get the watch to be the one is by telling it that it's not the one.
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I understood that reference.
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We have a not a tremendous amount of follow-up today.
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Everyone look at the time.
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And I think we should start by genuinely saying that we got a lot of really, really lovely
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and wonderful feedback with regard to our Twitter conversation that happened in the
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after show in the last show.
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And I hope I don't sound sarcastic because I'm really being genuine.
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We got a ton of really great feedback.
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And even the feedback that I saw that was constructively criticizing us was constructive.
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And I was appreciative of that.
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We had a lot of drive-by tweet thanks and tweet love, and that was extremely refreshing
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given that we spoke a lot about drive-by tweet hate.
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So I just want to thank everyone that you guys were really kind to us last week.
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And I'm pretty sure I speak for the other two to say it's very kind of you and we really
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appreciate it.
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We also got a lot of feedback about how many external displays modern
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Macs can drive and I don't we got this from several different people, but I think just moments ago
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We got a pretty good summary. John. Do you want to go over that?
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Yeah, I think this was the most popular correction from last week
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Everybody just wanted to come in and say that they have a macbook pro and that they have more than two external displays on it
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Some people are sending us pictures
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of their setup. Some people were confused about which MacBook Pro we were talking about in the
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last feedback, talking about the most recent models, but even among those people they sent
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here, "I bought the most recent model and here it is with more than two external displays.
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What's up with that?" And so of course if you go to the MacBook Pro specs page at apple.com,
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for both the 13-inch and 15-inch it talks about their external display capabilities and it says,
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up to two external displays, up to two external displays for both of them. So what's the deal here?
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And Nathan Anderson is not the only person who sent in this information, but it happened to come
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in late breaking and it was a reasonable summary. The deal, as far as I can tell, based on all the
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people who sent in both their pictures and their information, is that if you have a 13-inch MacBook
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Pro, you can only do two external displays. If you have a 15-inch, you can do more than two if you
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if you have the discrete graphics with the NVIDIA chip,
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and only two if you have the integrated graphics.
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And there's some strangeness about past models
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where they could or couldn't do integrated.
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So it seems like the Apple's page
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is giving a conservative answer.
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If you read that and think you can only
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use two external displays and you happen
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to get one with discrete graphics
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and you can do more than two, you'll be pleasantly surprised.
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But you'll never be disappointed because the up
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to two external displays is true for all the models.
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And if you could do more, I mean,
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maybe it's not even officially supported according to Apple,
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but it does work.
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So there we go.
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For all the people who wrote in,
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you know you're not crazy,
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your particular model may be able to do more than two,
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but it is apparently a variation
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that Apple does not consider important enough
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to delineate on their customer-facing spec page.
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- Also, let me just point out how amazing this is,
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because it was only a few years ago
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when if you wanted to have more than one external display,
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so more than two displays total, you had to have a Mac Pro.
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And usually with more than one video card.
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So this is pretty amazing that ever since,
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I believe the introduction of Thunderbolt,
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I don't think the mini DisplayPort line
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could daisy chain them, I don't know if that's correct,
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but it's only very, very recent since the era of Thunderbolt
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on all the MacBook and MacBook Pros,
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that you can have more than one external monitor hooked up,
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and that's pretty amazing.
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- Yeah, that is progress, man, it's good.
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They definitely have the external monitor high ground.
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- We have some people at work who are trying to do
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like six external monitors and they're reaching,
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I'm not sure which limits they're reaching,
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but basically many of the people who sit around me
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have reached the limit of what their machines can do
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output wise either physically speaking or for a GPU wise
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and it is comical to see where the limits are.
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This is a little tiny machine with this huge array
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of displays on this crazy arm that puts them in a big grid
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five or six things and what's attached to that giant rat's nest? A tiny little laptop.
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- Yeah, I mean, I think the actual limit of displays there is like sanity, desk space
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slash arm capacity. You know, like, I mean, external monitors are kind of like cats. Like,
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you know, most people should have between zero and one and, you know, it's really, really
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easy once you have more than one to be like, "Well, what's one more? I could, you know,
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all this extra fur in my house. Like there's some people like no number of monitors is
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enough for them because they haven't adopted a system like yours, Jon, where like they
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have some way to manage lots of windows on whatever space they're given. No, they need
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more space and they always need more space and it's like, oh, I have two, why not three?
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Oh, monitors are pretty cheap these days. Why not add two more and let's get a double
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decker arm. Now we can have eight and it's just never enough. Then all of a sudden you
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have 15 cats.
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- It's like the physical incarnation of spaces.
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They're like, I'm gonna have one monitor for iTunes,
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one monitor for Safari, one monitor for a mail app,
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one monitor for a text editor that will be in portrait,
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but I'll only ever have one document open at once
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because I use VI and relaunch it every time
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I want to edit a file,
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and one monitor open for like my fun window.
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And like they'll pretend windows don't exist.
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And if I need to have another window open,
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I need another monitor now
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because everything is full screen.
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These are probably ex-Windows users.
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All I know is I kind of, I want a rig.
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I would never do it, but I want a rig that's like six monitors, a wall of monitors in front
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I would get lost in it, but god, it sounds so awesome.
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You'll never find your cursor, let me tell you.
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People have that at work, you can never find your cursor.
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You'd have to turn on the giant cursor mode that my mom uses.
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What was the setup that the really nerdy guy in Grandma's Boy used?
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He had like a chair that was reclined and he had like two or three monitors pitched
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down at him or something like that.
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God, I'm going to have to watch that movie again.
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Did you ever see that?
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sounds like a back problem.
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- Well, trust me, it was like this whole pod thing
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that the dude had.
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Have you seen "Grandma's Boy," John?
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Do you know what I'm talking about?
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- I do not know what you're talking about.
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Although I've seen people,
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I can picture the arrangement you're describing
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because I've seen pictures on the internet
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of similar arrangements of people that are reclining
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and having monitors suspended above them
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or the reverse where the monitors are below them
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and they're leaning face down.
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Yeah, all not good, ergonomically speaking, probably.
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- Does this count as a reference that I made
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that you didn't get?
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Admittedly, it was a very shaky and poor reference, but...
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Well, I mean, is it something that you had an expectation that I would get?
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Is this a staple of pop culture?
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Grandma's Boy?
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Are you kidding?
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It's a wonderful movie about computer geeks.
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All right, if you say so.
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I'm going to count that as a win in the Casey column.
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Anyway, we should probably move on.
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And speaking of movies and video, Jon, why don't you tell us about your whole scrubber
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Yeah, we talked about that last week with the streaming television boxes and my big
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complaint aside from the video not playing at all is that any of these streaming television
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solutions, none of them do moving around in the content in a reliable manner.
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And I compared it to YouTube on a web browser, which sometimes is weird and flaky, and the
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HTML5 player may or may not be playing nicely with your browser, but there's a little scrubber
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thing that you can, you know, the little circular handle on the timeline, and you can move to
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different positions, and the video moves around eventually.
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in these streaming television boxes, very frequently attempting to do anything with
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your position other than play at 1x speed not only doesn't work and results in a series
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of spinners or blank screens but can very often lose your place.
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And then you're chucked back to the beginning.
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This happens, by the way, the worst case scenario is this is your children are on the couch
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watching a movie.
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They're 30 or 40 minutes in.
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One of them accidentally sits on part of the remote and because you have too many Bluetooth
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remotes or because they happen to get unlucky and it was still pointing at the TV, it starts
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too fast forward or rewind or do something, do one of those actions and that throws the
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thing into a tizzy and then you try to hit pause and hit play again but maybe it has
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gone too far forward or back or something and it just loses its place.
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And now your kid is angry because they want the movie to resume playing where it was but
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you're back at the beginning of the movie and you can't get to where they were even
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if you know the exact timestamp because hey how would you get there?
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You would have to move the scrubber essentially to that position and you have no way of doing
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that because fast forward doesn't work, it just, you know, there's no jump, there's no
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So this little item in the follow-up was me just to emphasize that like I'm not asking
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for, "let me smoothly scan through while seeing the video go by really fast," like the equivalent
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of video smart speed.
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Like I understand that there's something transcoding down there, it's not like you can just magically
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slide forward and backward in time while seeing the video flash before your eyes at variable
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rates of speed when the video is actually being transcoded on the fly by some weak CPU
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in a NAS in your basement or something, right?
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The minimum, all I'm asking for is, one, don't lose my place no matter what I do, and two,
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give me the ability to, in sort of QuickTime player parlance or YouTube parlance, move
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the scrubber to an arbitrary position and start playing from there.
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I don't have to see anything when that happens.
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Make the screen entirely black.
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In fact, I prefer that.
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hate it when I can't move the little scrubbery thing, both on the desktop and on a streaming
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TV box, where it says, "No, no, no, you can't move that thing.
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You have to wait for me to load some more thumbnails or stream some content or transcode
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Stop with the video entirely.
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I'm going to move the scrubber to a position.
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It's going to change the timestamp in the corner.
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Change the timestamp by all means as I move the scrubber around.
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When I'm done, I say, "Now, try to start playing from 30 minutes and 42 seconds."
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Now you can resume whatever it is you were doing.
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And people wrote in telling me "oh you don't understand about B-frames and H.264 and blah
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blah blah" I understand that this is also difficult, but this I think is the minimum
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bar for any device that plays video.
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Don't lose my place and give me some way to start at an arbitrary location.
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Anything above and beyond that that you want to do, fine.
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Do whatever it is you have to do to make that happen.
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Pre-scan all the movies to find offsets, find the closest offset to the thing that I picked
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and try to play from there and only show the picture once you get into it. Like, whatever
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you gotta do, do it. But I just want to emphasize that I'm not asking for the magic ability
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to see the video fly past my eyes at fast and slow speeds, because I understand that's
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very difficult. Of course, that would be nice, and I'm hoping that will happen someday, but
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we're very far from that now.
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fair enough. All right. And how about the Koenigsegg and the odd model name that none
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of us could figure out how you pronounce it?
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Yeah, apparently it's it's like we mentioned that it was like the ratio one horsepower to one kilogram or whatever
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But the name o ne colon numeral one is pronounced one to one. It's not one one, although I like one one better
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But anyway, if people want to know if you are considering buying what is it like a 2.4 million three million dollar?
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Hyper car it's called the one-to-one not the one one that just sounds like
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Going to visit a psychiatrist office or something like that. Let's have a one-to-one. That's your that's your one-on-one
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Do you have one-on-ones at work?
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I don't think we call them that, but yes, I do have a meeting with--
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Check the parking lot.
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Oh, God, Marco.
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It's so hard to be retired, isn't it?
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But yeah, we have meetings with our immediate supervisors,
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which we call personal development something, PDP,
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personal development planning, something like that.
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That's worse.
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That sounds awful.
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Oh, it's sufficiently corporate speaky,
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which is funny because our company is all of 70 people or something like that.
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But yep, that's a thing.
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Alright power PC max and x86 hardware compatibility. Yeah one person wrote with a story that I thought was funny
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we were talking about the rarity of these Macs that had x86 hardware in them and they were indeed rare and
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Martin wrote in to tell us about his experience with these things
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He had a set of the I forget which model it was but it's the the the power max 6100 case
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It was the first Mac to use this case you guys look at the picture that I linked there in the show notes
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It was the pizza box Mac
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very wide, very low optical drive in the middle, floppy drive on the right, and a hard drive
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on the left.
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And they had a bunch of people who were PC users essentially using these because they
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sold a version of this with a different model number that had like a 486 inside it or maybe
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it was a Pentium or anyway some x86 chip inside it.
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And they had a problem when these PC users would use these machines and I mean I don't
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I don't know if you read this feedback.
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You probably did and you spoiled the surprise.
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But if you haven't read the feedback, Marco, perhaps,
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take a look at the picture and tell me,
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this show notes, hey, maybe Marco
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hasn't seen the show notes either.
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Looking at this picture,
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what problem might PC users have with this Mac?
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- Yeah, as soon as I saw the picture,
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I didn't actually make it to the rest of the feedback
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to see why the picture was being cited.
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And the moment I saw the picture,
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I knew exactly where this feedback was going.
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- Yeah, so I don't know if people remember this,
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it was just so long ago, the big thing about the Mac platform was that it had auto-inject
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and auto-eject floppy drives hardware-wise.
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So auto-inject meant that when you pushed the floppy disk in, at a certain point the
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mechanism would suck it out of your hand and seed it.
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And auto-eject means that the ejection was initiated by the drive itself.
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And in the operating system...
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And the ejection would be triggered by the wonderfully intuitive to PC user's activity
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of dragging the disk that had all the important files on it to the trash.
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That was just a shortcut.
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You could also select the disk and select eject from the file menu, which was totally
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Anyway, yeah, so you would initiate the unmount essentially from the OS.
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And unlike PCs where you could eject the disk at any time by pressing a button next to the
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thing and, you know, the OS might complain if you did it when the light was blinking,
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you may have hosed your data and all sorts of other things that relied on the user to
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sort of know when it's safe to eject the disk.
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The Mac operating system always took control over mounted media and you weren't involved
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in the process of ejecting the disk from a hardware perspective.
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From a software perspective, you unmounted the disk and the act of unmounting it also
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ejected it because the mechanisms all had the ability to essentially spit the disk back
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So when PC users used this Mac, they would see the floppy drive, they would stick their
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disk in and maybe they did or didn't notice the auto-inject, it might have been gone by
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then I don't know, anyway, and they'd use their thing blah blah blah, alright, and when
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they were done with their disk, they would do what all PC users do is I guess look at
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the drive to see if there's any blinking lights near it, if there's no blinking lights, press
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the button to eject the disk.
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Unfortunately on this pizza box mac, the button that was in the lower right corner below the
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floppy drive was not a disk eject button, there was no a disk eject button other than
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the little tiny hole that you can see there where you stick a paperclip to get it out
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when the thing freezes.
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It was the power button to the entire machine.
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So everybody, when they were done
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and wanted to eject their floppy disk,
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would press the power button in the machine
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and turn the entire machine off.
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- Which must have been hilarious, but still.
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- In PC users at the time, Defense, which I was one,
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if you look at this machine,
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the CD-ROM drive immediately adjacent to this
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has a physical eject button.
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So it looks like two drives side by side
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with an eject button.
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- Yeah, if you're coming from the paradigm,
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it does make sense, although, I mean,
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there is a giant power symbol on the--
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- No, no, paradigm, separately from the paradigm,
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this is like a consistency design flaw,
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which is that there is an eject button right next to it
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in the spot you'd expect, and so it looks like,
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here's the hole for disks, here's the hole for floppies,
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here's the eject button for disks,
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here's the eject button for floppies.
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- They're very differently sized buttons,
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and like I said, one of them does have a power button.
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I believe if you press the optical drive button,
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it wouldn't actually eject because I believe the operating system had control over it.
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This hardware eject button on the optical drive is on my Mac Pro too. You just have
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to slide open the little guillotine doors and shove your little finger in there and
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you can find them.
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Yeah, and they also don't work until the OS ejects it, but still. You're saying this
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is a problem with PC users. I'm saying this is a very confusing design for everybody.
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Well, it wasn't confusing for Mac users. It's a paradigm thing. It's like, do you
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Do you think the operating system has control over floppy disks or do you think the user
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has control over it?
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And the right answer is to have the OS have control over it, but if you come from the
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other thing where you think the user has control over it, you're looking for a button and you're
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going to hit whatever button you find.
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And that's the only button that's remotely near there, so that's the one you're going
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to hit and then you're going to be sad.
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I think the right answer is floppy disks were always awful and we're so glad we're past
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You know, anything with, even thumb drives now I feel like, we have the same exact problem,
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we haven't gotten rid of it.
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stick a thumb drive into a computer and it mounts on desktop and they drag files back
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and forth and they just want to yank the thumb drive out. And if you do that on a Mac, it
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yells at you, it says "whoa whoa whoa whoa, that was not properly ejected, blah blah blah,
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stay at blah blah blah, please plug back in, blah blah blah." But by then it's too late.
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I do it with my cameras because some of my cameras can be unplugged at any time and other
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cameras have to be unmounted from iPhoto or whatever before they can be unplugged. And
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I forget which is which. And some importing programs will automatically eject the camera
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logically after it's imported and some won't. So that's also another level of confusion
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And there's the power button on the camera. Even if you don't unplug the USB cable, what
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if you just turn the power button on the camera? That will also end up effectively unmounted.
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Yep, yep. Fun.
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Anyway, removable media is confusing.
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All right, and then the final piece of follow-up we have is an important service announcement
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for listeners of the show. And I think, Jon, that you are best equipped to handle this.
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I feel kind of bad talking about this. How many episodes are we in? We're over a hundred, right?
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Yeah, so someone who entered ATAX, A-T-T-A-X in our feedback form as their name,
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says that he'd been listening to the show and he's using the iOS podcast app on an iPhone 6,
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and he says, "I have a feeling that listening to ATP and only ATP, that the podcast app jumps
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around wildly within the episode. The first few times I thought it was because one edition had
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finished and it had jumped to the middle of the one before that I hadn't finished.
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But with the Bombshell episode, I'm certain that I heard the outro and then again discussion
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about Jobs vs. Cook and then about fabbing RAM.
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This leads me to suspect that there's some evil commercial breaker chapter-fu going on.
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This person thought their podcast app was buggy.
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And this is a reasonable conclusion, right?
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If you are new, especially if you're new to the show, and I think we talked about this
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on Twitter and a bunch of people replied.
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So I'll spoil the secret that's not really a secret.
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The format of the show is we talk about technology stuff, we have a bunch of sponsor breaks,
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then a song by Jonathan Mann plays where he reads out our Twitter handles and tells you
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where you can find the show notes.
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And says, "Now the show is over."
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Right, he says, "Now the show is over."
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Didn't even mean to begin.
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The whole big deal.
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And after that song is over, the show continues, often for a substantial period of time.
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That's what we call the after show.
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I likened it in the show, it's here, to the secret menu at In-N-Out, knowing that there's
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an after show.
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The secret menu at In-N-Out, which by the way I've never been to, I would like to try,
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but have never been to.
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Yep, I've never been, I guess I've been in California, but I haven't been to one of them
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when I was there.
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Anyway, it's not really a secret menu.
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Everybody knows about it, but if you really, really don't know about it, it's not going
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to occur to you that it exists.
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So if you really, really don't know about the after show, when the song says, "Now the
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show is over, you know, you turn the thing off or go to the next podcast, right? You
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never know that there's anything after it. I think actually that's okay. If you want
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to stop listening to the show there, whether accidentally or on purpose, I think that's
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fine because the way we structure the show is we try to talk about all the things we're
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going to talk about before the song and then after the song, we feel like we are free to
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talk about whatever we want, whether that's cars, something silly that we did, but sometimes
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it's also reflecting on the show we just had and talking about the same talk, it's from
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a different angle and maybe in a more casual way.
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That's the after show.
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I was just on upgrade with Jason Snell and we were talking about the format of the show.
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What distinguishes the after show from the rest of the show?
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Isn't it just more of the same?
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Sometimes it seems like that, but from our perspective, it's like we feel like the show
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is over and now we are talking about, I don't know, like, even if we didn't record it, we
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would probably have that same conversation after the show, right?
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we do record it. And there's also stuff that happens after the song that we don't put in
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the show, right? So there is some distinction between the after show and then the rest,
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and then like the sort of stuff that's just for the live listeners. But anyway, if you
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have been listening to the show for however many episodes and had no idea that after the
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song we kept talking, we do. And you can feel free to listen to it if you want or not, like
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whatever, right? You can listen however you want. But what I was surprised by on Twitter
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was many people said they had been listening to the show for like 20 episodes before they
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realized the show continued after the song. And that blows my mind, if only because like
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the lazy thing to do is just like just let it keep playing, like play your next podcast
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on your list rather than hit stop and manually delete the podcast or something like if you
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just let it play, the song will end and we will continue talking. So anyway, we're gonna
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do that again today. We've been doing this since the advent of the song, I think. There's
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the show, there's the song, and there's the after show. And that is the podcast that you
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that you were listening to, if you didn't know that,
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your mind is now opened.
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- Well, and we also, I mean, we exacerbate this problem
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not only by never actually saying, you know,
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oh, we'll see you in the after show.
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Not by pre-announcing it, but also,
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one common complaint that we get,
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especially from other listeners of the show
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who live in my house, are that the,
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there's no like sound or anything to indicate
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when the actual after show ends,
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when the actual episode file ends,
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there is no closing sound or goodbye.
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So it's very easy to miss the end of one episode
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transitioning into the beginning of the next one.
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- Yeah, yeah, that's true, that is also true.
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I don't particularly find that to be a bad thing,
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but I understand people not being confused by that.
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I guess what you can use is the visual marker
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of looking in your playback app
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when the little play head gets to the end
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and the new episode starts.
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There are audio markers for when we start talking about cars.
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And there's an audio marker for when we mention HFS+.
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Like the secret menu in In-N-Out, it is very similar.
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Like, you learn these things either
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by just listening to a lot of shows
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or being in the community of people
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listening to a lot of shows.
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And it becomes just accepted as that's the format of the show.
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But if you don't know the things,
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you can still go there and order a burger and it tastes fine.
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Stop listening whenever you feel like you want to stop listening.
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But if you were unaware that we keep talking, we do because we can't shut up.
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You know, there's two interesting pieces here to me anyway.
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The first is for the three of you that listened to the show that also look at the
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show notes, we clearly delineate that there is a post-show section that has
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usually links and bullet items that are in no way related to anything that we have
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said thus far in the episode.
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And so maybe this is a lesson to everyone
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that you should consider looking at the show notes
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that Marco and I work on every single week.
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- Mostly you.
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Where can you find the show notes, Casey?
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- You can find the show notes for your ATP program
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at ATP.fm/episodenumber, which in this case will be 112.
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So that's ATP.fm/112.
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- You're supposed to sing the line from the song.
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It's so informative.
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- Oh. - Oh, yeah.
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- Yeah, I can't sing,
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but you can find the show notes at ATP.fm.
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- That's right, that is really all you need to know.
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You literally can find them there.
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I believe in you.
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You can find, even if you're listening to this episode
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six months from now, I believe you can find them.
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- Well, that's all that's there.
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Like, that is the only thing on the site.
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It's a series of shows with numbers
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and show notes after them.
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Or if you're listening to this in Overcast,
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you can swipe up on the album art.
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Another thing that people don't know,
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apparently that's not--
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- Also my fault, yeah.
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I do blink the scroll indicator the way,
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as system standard is, like when the screen shows up,
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but no one knows that, and it's really hard to,
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It's really easy to miss.
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So yeah, that is a bad design on my part
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that I haven't yet to figure out how to resolve
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in a way that I don't hate.
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- But once you know that it's there, like the after show,
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if you're using overcast
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and you're looking at the now playing screen,
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the one that shows the big level meters
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and the big giant album art,
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just put your finger on that album art and slide upwards
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and you will see the show notes.
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- Yep, and then the other interesting thing to me
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that I find a little bit surprising,
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this is kind of building on what you were saying, John,
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is we start the after show or the post show
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immediately after the song ends. This isn't like a 1997 secret song at the end of the CD that you
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have like a 30-minute track, 25 minutes of which is, or 20 minutes of which is silence,
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and then all of a sudden you have this new song 20 minutes after you thought the CD was over.
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Like it's immediate, so I agree with you that it's a little kooky to me that people would think,
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"Oh, the song's over. Well, better go change my podcast and not just let it run its course."
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But you know or they stop it because they don't want to hear the song for the umpteenth time
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It's just as soon as the song starts like well episode over. It is a reasonable assumption. So
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Anyway attacks your podcast player is almost certainly not broken. That is just the way we structure the show why we do it that way
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I'm not entirely sure but it is what we do and this is the show. Yeah. All right, let's talk about something
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All right, so we are recording this on Wednesday, April 8th, and this morning at about 8 o'clock
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in the One True Time Zone, the watch embargo was lifted.
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So we had a lot of reading to do, and I'm assuming, Marco, that you read none of it.
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I actually read most of them.
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I read all the ones that I've found so far.
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I really enjoyed the one at The Verge by Nili Patel, even though he hates me, because he
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he really gave his and Joanna Stern's at Wall Street Journal, those I think were my two
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favorites because they really gave a lot of like kind of like the everyday usage like
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what like what really are the pros and the cons to the everyday usage of these things
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and there's also both of them had really good videos and really good pictures so I was very
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impressed by these and I don't know what do you guys think of what you've seen so far
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Like does this make you, is it roughly what you expected?
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Does it make you more or less excited about the watch?
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'Cause one thing I noticed was that none of them really said,
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"Oh my God, this is amazing, it's a blockbuster."
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Almost all of them were like,
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"Yeah, it's pretty good, it does certain things pretty well,
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"certain things aren't so great,
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"it's definitely a version one."
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What do you think?
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- You know, I read a handful of them.
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I did not read Joanna Stern's.
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I did read Nielle Patel's, and I agree with you, Marco,
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that I thought that one was excellent.
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I liked the way that he had phrased it,
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or kind of covered it from the perspective
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of here's what I did throughout the day.
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It also really made me feel gross
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that I kinda liked the scroll hijacking frames of video,
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'cause I know I should hate that,
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but I actually kinda liked it.
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- Oh, I hated that so much.
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That's the one thing, like,
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I was ranting about this to you privately earlier,
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but it, oh my god, modern web design drives me crazy.
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- Because it used to be, back in the day,
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of, I don't know, five years ago, not that long ago.
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It used to be that the most distracting things
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on a web page that would make it difficult
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to read articles were ads all over the sides and top.
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Now, the most distracting thing about web pages
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is the content, because it's jammed up
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with all this crazy design, scroll jacking stuff
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animating in when you scroll and flying in and everything.
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It's horrendous.
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Oh my god, it is so hard for me to read a modern,
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like one of these over-designed web pages.
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It's like these companies have way, way, way too much money
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and resources devoted to overproducing these articles
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when the reality is like,
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if you would have put Eli Patel's article
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into John Gruber's layout, it would have been just as good.
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It gained nothing from having this giant,
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like overwrought, scrolljacking, weirdly loading,
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distracting animated garbage all in and out
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and throughout it.
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And it wasn't just him.
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I saw the other one, I saw one at Bloomberg
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that was pretty good by Josh Topolski.
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That one also had not as egregious
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but similar over-designed issues.
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I don't know why this is in style right now, but--
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- I can tell you, don't you remember,
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I was trying to remember the term for this,
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but I think they were, were they called splash things
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or entryways or gateways?
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I've mercifully forgotten this term.
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When you made a site, you had to have a screen
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that you had to go through to get to the site first.
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The splash page, designers wanted to show off
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and they wanted to like establish their brand.
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They were accustomed to the more linear
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kind of sort of linear storytelling thing
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where you have like a title sequence
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in the front of your thing,
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or you have a cover page for a magazine or a book
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or a title page for a magazine story.
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And they said, before anyone gets to my whatever,
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I want to show them our awesome logo
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and maybe it will be animated
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and maybe it will be sparkly stars around it
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have to click through the logo to get through it.
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Landing page, portal page, people are saying.
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Anyway, I almost don't want to remember this,
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because there was an epidemic.
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And there was a lot of people who
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were railing against this-- Zellman was one of them--
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to say, this is not how you design the web.
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First of all, people can come to your content from anywhere.
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Second of all, just get to the content.
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And that trend went away.
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And people said, you can't do that,
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because it makes no sense.
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People don't go through there.
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If you try to redirect them to it,
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just get right to the content.
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And we had sort of a middle period where things calmed down.
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And now, like Margo said, people are able to incorporate
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all those instincts to show off their brand,
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to make things that are visually stimulating,
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to highlight their technical chops,
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to make a sort of a movie, to turn an article
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into sort of more of a movie or a slideshow
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where there's transitions between paragraphs and screens.
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And one picture fades into the next
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and the background is slightly animated,
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showing a clip that's relevant to the thing
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that the text is talking about next to it.
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It's the resurgence of those landing pages or splash pages
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only integrated into the article.
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And I gotta go one further and say,
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I have a theory about why this bothers me specifically,
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and it's not just the stuff that's in the Verge.
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This is why we're going way off on the watch thing,
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but I wanna talk about this for a while,
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so much for the tangent. - That's funny.
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- I'm even annoyed by web pages where
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when I scroll the web page,
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basically position fixed in CSS,
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where anything on the page doesn't move.
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You're like, well, what's the big deal about that?
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What about just like a top menu bar,
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like a top navigation bar that stays there when you scroll,
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right, or a footer that stays there when it scrolls.
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I'm even annoyed by that because it breaks my,
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it breaks the mental model, my mental model of the scrollbar
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because the scrollbar is on the entire webpage
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content region and yet some things within that region
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don't scroll, the scrollbar is not embedded
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and embedded scrollbars are an evil on their own.
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It doesn't really make it better if you put like an iframe
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in the middle of the page where your article content is
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and then put the scrollbar there.
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I conceptualize a webpage and this is, you know,
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an old-fashioned notion or whatever,
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but especially when it's a whole bunch of text,
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as a scrollable region, and when I move the scroll bar,
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the entire region moves as a piece
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as if it was, yes, a printed page.
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I was like, well, it's not a printed page,
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the web is not print, you shouldn't expect it to be like that.
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I don't expect it to be like print in all the ways
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that people mean when they say that,
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I wanna be able to change the font size,
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I wanna be able to make the window bigger
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and have the text change size,
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I wanna have responsive design for the images
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and so on and so forth,
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but when I'm reading a long form article,
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however the thing is rendered,
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doesn't have to be rendered exactly like it would be on paper.
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Once I start scrolling it, the scrolling model is,
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I move scroll bar content moves, right?
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And anything that doesn't move is a violation of that model.
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And it's not so bad when you got a header or a footer.
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But these models are like,
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all the scroll bar does is like dragon's lair.
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The scroll bar just triggers the next animation sequence.
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You move the scroll bar a certain amount
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and nothing happens, like driving an underpowered car,
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you push the gas pedal and nothing happens.
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And then all of a sudden,
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the giant image that was entirely in the background
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that wasn't moving slides up and a new one comes in
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and maybe the text moves but then the background doesn't,
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but then at a certain point the background does move
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and then a new background comes in,
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it's like, what, and the text fades out and moves up,
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it's like, the model there is,
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paw at the screen until you can see more text,
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and a bunch of crap's gonna go on behind there,
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the scenes that you have no idea has any relation
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to how you're doing, it's just like,
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just make more now.
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I mean, Apple does it itself on their web pages
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where you try to scroll and like,
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these Mac Pro animations are going,
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you just wanna get down to the text spec sections,
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you're not sure if you have to click the dots
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or scroll more, nothing's happening,
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oh wait, now it's transitioning.
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This breaks my model of the way pages look.
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Maybe I'm an old fogey, but I feel like
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I've seen enough people interact with those pages,
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they're not sure what to do either.
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And it's like, oh well, I guess I did something
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and new text is here, maybe I can read it.
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It looks cool, it's interesting,
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Apple does it in a tasteful manner,
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but I just wanna scroll and I just wanna see the page move.
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- You know what, even Apple's product pages though,
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like when the Mac Pro came out,
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that was like one of the first ones that really irritated me
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'cause it had like those sections you have to scroll between
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and then wait for the scroll to logically catch up
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from the JavaScript and everything,
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'cause it scrolljacked everything and then loaded it,
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and it's like, makes it impossible to like,
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like if you like hit command F to find something
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in the page you were actually looking for,
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then everything would break and then it would have to reload
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and it was just, ugh.
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I wish people would just keep their brands to themselves.
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I mean, if these companies that do this,
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I mean, you know, it's one thing for a product company
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like Apple, that's, you know,
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they have different motivations like Guess,
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that's still not good, but for a content company
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like The Verge or Bloomberg or any of these like,
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like big magazines, if they spent half of the money
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and resources they spent on those over designs
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on actually paying writers and hiring more writers,
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I think they would see a bigger return
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and the content will be better.
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It just seems like a tremendous waste of money
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to do things that ultimately annoy your readers.
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And I guess you can look at it and say,
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well, that kind of looks cool, yeah,
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But if you actually try to read the articles,
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it's miserable, it's full of problems.
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And what we had before worked great.
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There was no reason to change it.
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Yeah, update it with the times, change the font,
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maybe tweet the layout a little bit.
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That's fine, you can keep it fresh and interesting
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without making it unreadable.
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- You know, I agree with everything you guys said,
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but I gotta tell you, I actually did kinda like
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the way the Verge looked.
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- That's why they do it, because it does look cool
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and it is interesting.
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I think you can incorporate,
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I can imagine, you know,
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without breaking the scrolling paradigm,
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I can imagine a pretty darn flashy thing
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where there's video going in and when, you know,
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I'll even allow you to start playing video
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when I scroll to the region
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to have it do something interesting, right?
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Like I'm not even opposed to that entirely
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if it makes for a cool layout
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because people do find it interesting.
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Like it keeps your attention, like, you know,
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like jingling keys in front of a toddler, like, ooh,
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you know, or just like sitting a kid in front of a TV,
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like, oh, things are moving, things are colorful,
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things are flashy, right?
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Do those people actually read the articles?
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I mean, that's why at the top of the article
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they had the video review, which is like, you know,
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most people just watch that and feel like they're done.
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But I feel like it does a disservice
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to the paradigm of the web
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when you break scrolling in that way.
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Not because scrolling is sacred or anything,
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but just simply because you're inducing
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a custom one-off mismatch between the user's mental model
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of how a scroll bar works and how your thing works.
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And your thing is gonna be different than Bloomberg's thing,
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it's gonna be different than everybody else's thing.
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And it's just, that's not good UI design.
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Aside from all the other stuff of being,
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is it good branding, is it good for traffic,
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do we A/B test these things and see that more people click
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when we have this crazy scrolling thing?
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Like I believe it is possible to do something
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that's still a noise Marko, but that is still good UI.
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That's all my argument.
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You'll never not, do something flashy that annoys Marko,
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but do it in a way that doesn't break people's knowledge
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about how a scrolling region works in a web page
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or anything like that.
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- It's like breaking the back button.
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It breaks the way people interact with the web.
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- Or it's like if you tried to move a window,
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you grab the title bar of a window and tried to move it.
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I know people don't do this anymore
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because they don't understand that windows move.
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But if you did actually try to move a window
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and instead of the window moving, it didn't move,
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but then all of a sudden it did move
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when you got halfway across the screen
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and it did that, those things for the Mac to do it well,
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but the windows 8 thing where it snaps
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to fill half the screen or whatever.
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If it just didn't move, you'd be like, "Wait, I clicked and I started dragging it.
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Wait, no, now it's moving.
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That's what it's like scrolling these things.
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You're like, "Wait, I thought scrolling would make the content move, but now, wait,
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no, it is moving.
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No, it's fading out.
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It's terrible.
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Don't do it.
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So let me ask you guys, let me start with Marco.
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When the 5K iMac came out, I remember vividly, and I was just looking for it and I can't
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find it anymore, they had a picture of a guy in a nature scene, and it was hyper-zoomed
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in on the guy and as you scrolled it zoomed out to kind of indicate how big a 5k image is. Do you
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know what I'm talking about? Yeah it was in the keynote and then I did they put it on the web as
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well? There was I'm almost positive it was on the web. Yeah I think I recall it being on the web as
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well. Okay so so let me start with Marco and then Jon I'd like to hear your two cents. Did you like
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that as well or do you also find that to be distasteful? So a certain point you're not Marco
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you're not showing you're not showing text you're not it's not an article at a certain point what
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what you're doing is you have an interactive ad,
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like a little interactive movie, right?
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And there's a lot, you get a lot of leeway
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if it's like a marketing site
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and you're trying to demonstrate a feature.
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But if I find myself trying to read many,
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many paragraphs of text that are, you know,
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just a linear series of paragraphs of text
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from top to bottom,
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especially something the length of like
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that Verge Apple Watch review,
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like this is not a marketing site
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with two tiny paragraphs of marketing text
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with a bunch of, you know,
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'cause that's fine, like infographics,
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little animations of the machine spinning and exploding.
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Like I give a lot of leeway for that type of thing.
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But for specifically long form text articles,
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you have to serve that need first.
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And you have a lot less leeway, I think,
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to people are less comfortable with the idea
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that this doesn't work like a webpage anymore.
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Now it's kind of like an interactive advertisement,
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widget-y, flash, whatever thing, like a brochure, you know?
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So real time follow up, a few people in the chat,
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I think starting with Moyes,
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have found the page that I was talking about.
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And it is like a hiker explorer guy
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with his arms in the air.
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And as you scroll down, the image zooms way out
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and you see just how big the 5K display is.
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And I completely agree with what you guys are saying.
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Like I understand what you're saying, I think you're right.
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But there are times, and this is an example,
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And I don't know, I really thought the frame by frame video
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on the Verge article,
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I just think they're really well done and interesting.
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And I enjoy it.
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And I know like conceptually in my head
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that I probably shouldn't like these things,
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but I don't know, I kinda like it.
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- No, you should, that's why they put them there
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because they're visually attractive.
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But like, I like the IMAX site
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because the whole point of that site
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is you're gonna look at like beauty shots of this thing.
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And they're emphasizing one particular part of it
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and the zoom is cool
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and it does emphasize the retina part
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because I mean, it's a great example of like,
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How do you show people the retina screen
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when they're probably viewing it on a screen
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that's not retina?
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It's like trying to show them someone 3D television,
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but they're watching it on a 2D TV.
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And this is a clever solution.
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We're gonna show it to you zoomed at like 1X pixels
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on your screen, but then show you how much more
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there actually is in a dramatic way.
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And this page is mostly pictures and sort of infographics.
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It's not text.
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I think there's a little bit of a hitch in the middle
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when you get down to the Yosemite section,
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because the image stops scrolling,
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but the text keeps strolling,
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but then the image catches up again,
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and that's a little bit janky.
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but overall there's like less than a thousand words
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of text on this, like it's probably less than 500 words
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of text on this page.
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Fine, for the Verge thing, that's thousands upon thousands
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of words of text and it impairs the readability of that text
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and the comfort of reading that text
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and I get in the situation where I'm afraid,
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did I miss a paragraph?
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Did one of the animations scroll something away
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and I missed an entire section because I didn't realize it
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because I have no connection between my action
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with either the page up or page down key
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or the scroll bar or the scroll reel
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or my finger swiping or whatever,
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and what's happening on the screen.
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It's very easy to actually miss stuff
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if they start disconnecting those two things.
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So time and a place for everything.
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And you are not wrong to enjoy the cool animated effects.
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You're not wrong to enjoy the video.
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I thought the video was pretty well done as well,
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but it does not serve the needs of the text very well.
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- Yeah, I agree with that.
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- And I should point out the 5K iMac site
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that you're saying is fine.
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The first time I loaded it, it didn't load properly.
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and it mostly loaded and I started scrolling
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and then it popped in and broke.
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And then the thing in the middle where it catches
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and then scrolls again, that broke.
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And it's like, these are assuming,
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this is like the Facebook designer problem
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where all these new Facebook apps are so often designed
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to assume that all your friends are beautiful models
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with great photography that are always on vacation
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in California.
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You know, and with so many of these web designs,
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it's assuming that it's all gonna load immediately
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and the person navigating it is going to navigate it
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exactly the way you expect them to
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and exactly the way you want them to
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to stop and see every section.
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And it's just, reality doesn't work that way.
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And the web to date, like the standard web,
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is very adaptable to the way reality works.
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When properly designed, it falls back
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so that if things haven't loaded fully,
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it still works for the most part
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if you do your job right.
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If you wanna jump around, you can do that.
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If something weirdly breaks or is transformed,
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or if you're using some kind of assistive technology
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to actually transform the content
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and read it in different ways,
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nothing breaks for the most part.
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Like if you do your job right,
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the web falls back gracefully.
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- Yeah, graceful degradation
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does not work very well in these things.
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- Exactly, it doesn't work at all usually.
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Usually it breaks horribly,
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and you're lucky if you can even see any of the content,
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especially anything that's off the first page.
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- And these are more like ads because they're optimized
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for the first time experience,
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but if you wanna go back to that page,
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like this was the Mac Pro page,
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as you talked about before, as the greatest example.
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Like we all went to it and saw it,
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it's like, you know, whatever, ooh nah.
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But then the next time you go, you're like,
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I wanna get to the GPU section as fast as possible.
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And you can't just take the scroll through them
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and yank it down to 75% down the bottom of the page,
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'cause that's, you remember,
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the GPU section was near the end.
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You can't just do that, nothing happens.
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You're like, oh, do I have to wait through these animations?
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Do I have to click through them?
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What do I have to do?
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Now you're playing a game.
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It's like a puzzle game on iOS where you're like,
00:46:27
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you're like you're playing Myst where you have to figure out
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what do I poke, which pixel do I hit,
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what do I have to do, do I just have to wait here.
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You just wanna learn about the GPU.
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It is not, as soon as you start using it
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as an informational thing, there is, you know,
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it falls down.
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What is that book, Jon?
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- Speak for yourself, I've been reading it.
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- Yeah, same here.
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but had I been listening to it in Audible,
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What book is this, Jon?
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- That's, my God, is the title Becoming Steve Jobs?
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I don't even know what the title is.
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- That's right. - Yep.
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It is the latest Steve Jobs biography
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This is the biography that has gotten
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fairly unprecedented access to Apple executives
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and people who knew Steve.
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Obviously, he doesn't have access to Steve himself anymore,
00:47:52
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but it is written by someone who has had
00:47:53
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a many years relationship with Steve as a journalist.
00:47:57
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And the Apple executives who did talk to this author,
00:48:02
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it's a two author book actually,
00:48:03
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I forget who the other one is,
00:48:05
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who did talk to him have said,
00:48:07
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have been saying in the press that they like this biography
00:48:10
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and that they don't like the Walter Eisend biography.
00:48:12
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Anyone who has listened to "Hypercritical"
00:48:14
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knows that I also don't like the Walter Eisend biography,
00:48:17
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but I'm also slightly uncomfortable
00:48:18
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with the idea of Apple executives endorsing a biography
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as being better than some other one.
00:48:25
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I mean, I guess it makes perfect sense.
00:48:27
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Like if you knew Steve Jobs, like if you actually knew him
00:48:30
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and you know he's being not well represented
00:48:32
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by another book and a new book comes out
00:48:33
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that does represent him well, it's natural for you to say,
00:48:37
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this is the better one
00:48:38
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because this is more like the Steve that I knew.
00:48:40
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But it's like, you know, the appearance of impropriety.
00:48:43
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Like it's a little bit weird to be endorsing a biography
00:48:46
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because then people might think,
00:48:48
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this is just a rah rah, Apple is great kind of book.
00:48:53
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I'm only about 10% into this book.
00:48:54
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I talked about it on the episode of Upgrade
00:48:56
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I was recently on with Jason Snell.
00:48:58
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I talked about the first 10% of the book.
00:48:59
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He has read, Jason had read the whole book,
00:49:01
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so he talked about the entire thing,
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and we went back and forth a bit.
00:49:04
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But I am reading it,
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and regardless of whether these two guys read it,
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I'm gonna talk about the book when I'm done reading it,
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and I'm going to talk about it on ATP.
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So the reason you should get this book in Audible
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is so that you, unlike those other two guys--
00:49:16
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:49:18
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I am like 110 pages in, thank you very much.
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- All right, well. - Because I actually bought it
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on dead trees.
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- Oh, well, that was a mistake probably, but--
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Look at all these iOS devices,
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all these different screenshots to choose.
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- All right, I really am like 100 pages into that book.
00:50:00
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So don't lump me in with that Marco character
00:50:03
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who refuses to do any homework.
00:50:04
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- He should get the audio book.
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You never read books, do you?
00:50:07
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- No, I read it on my giant iPhone on the plane
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on the way to Ireland.
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and then promptly forgot to keep reading it once I got there.
00:50:15
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I think it gets better towards the end. Jason was saying that the beginning part, like the
00:50:17
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authors don't have much first-hand experience, they just rehash a lot of stuff, but towards
00:50:21
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the end they get all the good interviews and new stuff comes out, so you should read it.
00:50:24
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Or listen to it. Yeah, I'll get there.
00:50:26
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Yeah, I have to agree with you, Marco, that the beginning, up through around about the
00:50:31
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time when Steve got fired, I didn't really care for it. But now I feel like it's getting
00:50:39
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a little more opinionated, which I like, and it's getting a little more interesting. But
00:50:44
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it was hard to get going for me. So I don't blame you for kind of forgetting to pick it
00:50:50
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Okay, so now that we started to and then aborted talking about the watch...
00:50:54
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We tried. It almost happened. We're going to do it again.
00:50:56
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It almost worked.
00:50:57
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All right, well, that's the end of the show. We'll see you guys next week.
00:51:00
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Darn it, Marco. I was just going to have to make that joke. Oh, goodness. All right, so
00:51:03
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we should probably talk about the lifted embargo in the reviews we've read.
00:51:09
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So I think we've all read a smattering of them. I've read some of the ones that Marco's read
00:51:13
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I've read I've not read some of the ones that Marco's read John
00:51:15
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I assume you've read all the things because you do homework even when we don't want you to
00:51:19
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So the interesting thing to me about this and we were talking privately about it
00:51:24
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the three of us with a few other people and
00:51:26
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Stephen Hackett said to us
00:51:29
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It seems like a lot of the reviews are kind of disappointed a little bit
00:51:35
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Especially about performance and he had said and I agree we should have seen that coming
00:51:41
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But it still feels a little bit surprising
00:51:43
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That's that's to me like the the most worrisome but also unsurprising part
00:51:48
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Because I'm you know, I'm all excited as everyone else is, you know, oh which one do I get and I guess we'll talk about that
00:51:56
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But like, you know, I want to get something it's gonna be really awesome
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And if I'm gonna get like a nice steel one, I'm not getting addition
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But if I was gonna get a nice steel one,
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maybe the link bracelet one,
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like go nice and high end on that,
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I would really want it to be an amazing thing.
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And it sounds like from all the reviews,
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it's a first generation device.
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And yeah, you're right,
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we shouldn't be surprised by that,
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but it's a first generation device.
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And especially the things that caught out to me
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or that I really noticed,
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not only does everybody say
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it's a little bit slow sometimes,
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which is certainly disappointing,
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but you can see it in some of the videos.
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And one of the reviews, I forget which one,
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it might have been Nilay, or maybe it was Topolski,
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one of the reviews said that you can see the air gap
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between the screen and the cover glass,
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or the cover sapphire.
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And I saw it in one of the videos too,
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and it's very clear, you can see the rectangle outline
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of the actual screen inside that nice big flat black top.
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And it does kind of ruin the illusion
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of this being one seamless thing.
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And so I look at things like that,
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like the screen air gap being visible
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and the slowness people are talking about.
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And I know also for the slowness thing,
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watch kit apps, you can see even in the simulator
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on watch kit apps, you can see that there's some inherent
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lag in this process of throwing the interface
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from the phone to the watch over Bluetooth,
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which is how watch kit apps actually work.
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That's probably gonna be sluggish too.
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And so it seems like there's this kind of theme of,
00:53:34
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this is a really cool device
00:53:35
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with some really cool features.
00:53:36
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However, it's a little bit slow sometimes.
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Watch the apps are a little bit slow,
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and there's a couple of like, you know,
00:53:41
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little niggling points, like, you know, like that,
00:53:43
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like the visible air gap on the display.
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So I see all these things, and I think, obviously,
00:53:50
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you know, speed and display lamination,
00:53:53
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these are the kinds of things
00:53:54
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that Apple always improves over time.
00:53:56
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And so I know that version two is gonna come out
00:54:00
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and be significantly better in some of these areas,
00:54:03
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'cause that's what always happens,
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probably only a year from now,
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like it's probably not even gonna be that far from now.
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And I think too, like the hard way,
00:54:10
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so we've all heard the same rumors, I think,
00:54:13
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the rumors that said that this was supposed
00:54:15
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to come out last fall.
00:54:17
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So we're kinda, we're like six months later than,
00:54:20
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if that's accurate, we're like six months late
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on original release.
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When it was shown to the public last fall,
00:54:26
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it sure looked like the hardware was pretty much done.
00:54:29
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- Yeah, yeah.
00:54:29
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it seemed like the software was probably
00:54:32
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what was holding it up all this time.
00:54:34
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And that's, as we know from engineering,
00:54:36
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that's way more likely to be the case
00:54:38
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than the other way around.
00:54:39
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It seems like this was definitely,
00:54:40
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the hardware was fine, the software needed more time.
00:54:43
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Not a big surprise.
00:54:45
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So I kinda think that we might be seeing
00:54:47
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half generation old hardware.
00:54:51
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If they were gonna ship this hardware last fall originally,
00:54:55
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then what's the hardware gonna be like next spring,
00:54:59
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presumably when there's Apple Watch 2 or whatever,
00:55:03
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I feel like we're gonna jump ahead even further
00:55:05
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than we usually do in the first
00:55:07
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to second generation migration
00:55:09
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because we've had that extra six months.
00:55:11
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So rather than jumping ahead a year,
00:55:13
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we might jump ahead 18 months.
00:55:15
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Does that make sense?
00:55:16
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- Yeah, it does.
00:55:17
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And you very well could be right.
00:55:19
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And I'm gonna give Jon a chance to talk here in a second.
00:55:22
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But one of the things that I was really looking forward to
00:55:25
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once I realized today was embargo day
00:55:27
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was hoping that I could really solidify my plans
00:55:32
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for what to do because I've talked on this show
00:55:34
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and on analog about, well, maybe I'll get one,
00:55:39
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but maybe I won't, which typically in my history means
00:55:42
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I'm absolutely getting one,
00:55:43
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but I just haven't convinced myself yet.
00:55:46
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And I gotta tell you, after reading these,
00:55:48
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I had been hemming and hawing between,
00:55:51
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you know, maybe I will get a spendy one
00:55:52
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because God, that $1,100 one looks so good.
00:55:55
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- The black one? - Yeah, yeah.
00:55:57
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Or at least it does on screen.
00:55:58
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Who knows what it looks like in real life?
00:55:59
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But on screen it looks so good.
00:56:01
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And so I've been flip flopping back and forth
00:56:03
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and back and forth.
00:56:04
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And the one thing that I think I've concluded
00:56:06
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based on all these reviews is if I'm gonna do it at all,
00:56:09
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which knowing me I probably will,
00:56:11
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I should definitely get a sport
00:56:13
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because it sounds like I'm gonna wanna replace this
00:56:15
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in a year, just like you were saying, Marco.
00:56:19
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- Yeah, I think for both of you
00:56:21
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who are planning on buying one,
00:56:22
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I imagine a lot of these early reviews
00:56:24
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are pushing them to the sport.
00:56:26
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of saying I had all sorts of plans about which one I was going to get, I was picking and
00:56:30
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choosing, I was matching things, but now I read these reviews, you know, for tech people
00:56:33
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who read five reviews about the watch, all of them are thinking, yeah, maybe I'll just
00:56:37
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go with sport. And, you know, and hedge my bets, because you still want one because it
00:56:40
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seems like it's cool, but it's so clear that you're only going to want it for a little
00:56:45
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while. A couple things on the watch reviews. First is that due to knowing a lot of people
00:56:54
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who have had interactions with the watch.
00:56:58
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It was nice to see that there's nothing
00:57:01
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surprising in the reviews.
00:57:03
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If you know people who have gone to the press events, who
00:57:05
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have touched the watches, who have experience with them,
00:57:09
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everything that was in the reviews,
00:57:12
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everything like sort of objective,
00:57:15
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not like how does this fit into my life,
00:57:17
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but like how does the device perform
00:57:19
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and what features does it have, like we knew it all already.
00:57:21
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And I think part of that has to do with Apple's big press push and this sort of long
00:57:25
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slow-motion rollout where they just
00:57:27
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Release information and you could go into the stores and mess with them and you can do all it like it was different than boy
00:57:33
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No one has ever touched one of these things before now
00:57:35
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I'm gonna read about it and learn about it all these stories were all kind of on the same page and are all things that
00:57:39
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We kind of knew already
00:57:41
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So that's good to see the one aspect that maybe people who are
00:57:45
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Aren't in as close touch with people who play with the watches might have been surprised about it was a marker just mentioned
00:57:51
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that they're a little bit slower than people expected.
00:57:54
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And you didn't even see a lot of that
00:57:55
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even in the press hands-on,
00:57:56
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because it wasn't quite as hands-on as you would expect,
00:57:59
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but the fact that it feels sluggish, I think,
00:58:01
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is catching people a little bit by surprise
00:58:03
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for a couple of reasons.
00:58:04
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First, that the first iPhone,
00:58:07
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despite if you go back and look at it now,
00:58:09
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actually being more sluggish than, say, an iPhone 6,
00:58:12
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it didn't feel sluggish
00:58:13
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because they had removed everything
00:58:16
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from the original iPhone,
00:58:17
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except for the bare minimum,
00:58:20
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the entire phone was concentrating as hard as it could
00:58:22
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on doing whatever it is
00:58:23
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that you just tap with your finger, like hardcore.
00:58:25
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It was, you know, it was like the old Mac menu
00:58:27
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where you hold down the button
00:58:30
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to pull down a menu from the menu bar.
00:58:32
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The entire machine stood still.
00:58:34
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But you had really responsive animation
00:58:35
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when you were scrubbing through that menu
00:58:36
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and that was necessary on 128K Mac.
00:58:39
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It just carried over for way too long
00:58:40
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because Apple couldn't get a software act together.
00:58:42
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But that whole idea of like version one of this product,
00:58:45
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interactivity above all,
00:58:47
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stop everything else that's going on in the machine
00:58:48
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and just do this one thing.
00:58:50
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Then with the watch because the screen is so small and because it's a version one like
00:58:53
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There was an expectation. I think they would do the same thing
00:58:56
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That because it's pushing so few pixels and because the watch does so little
00:59:01
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Surely there won't be anything that can happen on the watch. That would be sluggish. I mean why would it?
00:59:05
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but kind of like the you know the iPhone sort of
00:59:09
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Push back the level out of traction by having incredibly weak hardware the hardware in in the watch is pretty darn weak
00:59:18
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I mean people talk about what the s1 might be based on which a series chip it might be based on regardless of which one
00:59:22
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It's based on it's surely under clocked right compared to what it was in
00:59:26
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Whatever the top-end iPad or phone that had the same CPU architecture did it is a relatively weak CPU and GPU in there and
00:59:33
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Unlike the original iPhone the watch has to do all sorts of stuff and that brings me to the second
00:59:39
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sort of realization after reading all these reviews is that I
00:59:43
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Don't think things are going to get all that much better for the worst-case
00:59:47
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Scenarios of performance when people talked about I launched a watch kit app
00:59:51
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And I just saw a spinner for a long period of time or lots of waiting screens and a lot of the video reviews you
00:59:55
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Get to see the various waiting screens of the various apps one shows an animation of different modes of transportation
01:00:00
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One shows a little dot spinner one shows just a black screen. Sometimes the thing doesn't launch at all
01:00:05
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That's an architectural thing where watch kit apps are really iPhone apps that are sort of projecting their
01:00:11
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their interface onto the phone or interacting back and forth across a wireless connection and
01:00:16
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There's nothing you can really do with either the phone hardware or the watch hardware make them both infinitely fast
01:00:24
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Make them both have huge amounts of RAM make them have incredibly powerful
01:00:27
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CPUs and GPUs if you're trying to do sort of the remote control interface
01:00:31
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You know you're gonna be constrained by opening and closing a connection communicating over Bluetooth having
01:00:38
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Interference problems because your phone is in your pocket and your your pockets are lined with tinfoil like whatever it is
01:00:43
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You can't that's like an architectural thing that version 2 of the phone is not going to fix that what's going to fix that is
01:00:50
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Native phone apps and what's going to make native phone apps more feasible is going to be faster hardware more RAM so on and so
01:00:54
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forth so the problem will fix itself but
01:00:56
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This particular model of doing third-party applications by having them projected from the phone onto the watch not
01:01:03
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Literally as in display postscript or anything
01:01:05
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but like that whole model of two devices cooperating
01:01:08
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to work on the UI together,
01:01:10
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that puts kind of a ceiling on how nicely interactive
01:01:13
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this is and then that insult to injury,
01:01:15
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even on the native apps it seems like in the video,
01:01:17
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sometimes it's like a little stutter with an animation
01:01:19
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or with a swipe or something like that
01:01:21
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and that could be solved by hardware and software
01:01:24
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or that could help, that could be resolved by revision
01:01:26
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to iOS to make things smoother in the same way
01:01:29
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that they really hammered on smoothly scrolling table views
01:01:32
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on the original versions of what was then called iPhone OS
01:01:34
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for the iPhone.
01:01:36
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So I think not only is the version one product
01:01:40
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definitely kind of, not compromised, but like,
01:01:44
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well, yeah, I guess I would say compromised
01:01:47
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in more ways, in different ways than the iPhone was.
01:01:49
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'Cause the iPhone, the original iPhone was compromised
01:01:51
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by having no third party apps, no multitasking,
01:01:54
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no nothing, right?
01:01:55
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And so that was their compromise.
01:01:56
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We're gonna make the things that we have really responsive
01:01:58
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and the compromise is you lose all this functionality.
01:02:00
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The compromise for the watch,
01:02:01
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necessarily because of the way it's done
01:02:03
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and because of the way it interacts with the iPhone is we can't sacrifice features and
01:02:07
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interactivity.
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We have to have apps because it's just like we created the app store age and now we're
01:02:11
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living in it and if we launch these things without apps it would be a big problem.
01:02:14
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So you've got to have apps.
01:02:15
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We've got to have them in some way.
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If we can't do native apps right away, do this weird watch kit app type thing.
01:02:21
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We've got to have wireless communication and things going on in the background because
01:02:24
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how do you know you tap a thing on the watch and we have to tell a thing on the phone to
01:02:29
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Maybe the app's not even launched on the app.
01:02:30
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launch the thing and load that code, have that code projectors display back here and
01:02:34
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while that's going, like, that's the, that is their baseline functionality and it involves
01:02:38
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a lot more things going on at the same time than the original iPhone did.
01:02:41
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So it's a different set of compromises and I don't think that sluggishness is going to
01:02:46
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get better until they change, until native watch kit apps, what are they going to call
01:02:52
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them, I'm not going to call them native watch kit apps, they're going to call them native
01:02:53
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watch apps get here, until those get here and those aren't going to really be great
01:02:59
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until the hardware and software is revised. So I would say wait two or three versions
01:03:02
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because I expect the next version to be the same physical form factor, just maybe with
01:03:06
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a better CPU and a couple other tweaks and some software tweaks. And then the third one,
01:03:11
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that's where you'll get into something that works like they thought the first one was
01:03:14
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going to. But that's true all the time. People say like, we're not slamming it. Like that's
01:03:18
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the true of all of these products, right? Like I don't think anyone is shocked by this.
01:03:22
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When you say that people think you're telling them not to buy an Apple watch, but like,
01:03:27
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you know, that was true of the first MacBook Air
01:03:31
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or the first written MacBook Pro, first written iMac.
01:03:36
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That's how things work in the tech world.
01:03:41
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- As a first gen product, the things people are citing
01:03:43
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as issues or shortcomings are not significantly worse
01:03:48
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than other first gen shortcomings from other product lines.
01:03:51
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It doesn't seem like there's one fatal flaw here
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or one really big problem.
01:03:56
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it just seems like, yeah, you know,
01:03:58
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it's kind of slow sometimes,
01:03:59
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certain things aren't that smooth yet, you know,
01:04:01
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and some of it will be fixed in software
01:04:03
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as the software matures,
01:04:05
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some of it will just be hardware limitations
01:04:07
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that you'll have to buy a new watch for,
01:04:09
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and yeah, I guess we'll see,
01:04:10
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and I agree that like, that the whole design of WatchKit
01:04:13
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being this Bluetooth projection
01:04:16
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with running on the phone back and forth,
01:04:17
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like, that is so fragile and complicated
01:04:21
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and there's so much inherent latency and weirdness there
01:04:25
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that we really do have to wait for native watch apps
01:04:28
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for this, and it's kind of, it's worth asking,
01:04:31
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like, let's suppose watch kit apps really don't work
01:04:35
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very well in reality, 'cause it seems from the reviews
01:04:38
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that that might be the case, that they might just,
01:04:40
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like, one of them, I think it was Neil,
01:04:42
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I was really just saying, like, just how slow,
01:04:44
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like, he said, like, you could take your phone
01:04:46
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out of your pocket and do it on there faster
01:04:47
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than you could do it on the watch, so,
01:04:49
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let's assume the watch kit apps, in reality,
01:04:52
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are a little bit iffy, or at least not quite worthwhile.
01:04:56
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Do you think, you know, people are gonna judge
01:04:59
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the Apple Watch based on WatchKit,
01:05:02
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and if any flaw or shortcoming that WatchKit apps have
01:05:07
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will reflect badly on the watch
01:05:09
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and on people's perceptions of the watch as a whole.
01:05:12
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Do you think releasing WatchKit the way they did now
01:05:16
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is better overall than if they hadn't released it at all
01:05:21
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and just said no third party apps yet except notifications.
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- I think it's probably better to do what they did
01:05:27
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because I think there is a chance
01:05:30
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that people will get the watch,
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fiddle with the third party apps enough to let them know
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that they're not as useful as they thought
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they were going to be,
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but they may still end up with a product
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whose functionality they're happy with.
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I'm not entirely sure that the watch
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loses any value by not being able to have a giant world of applications.
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Like I think the core functionality of telling time, doing the fitness tracking,
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providing a small window into notifications, tapping you, you know,
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like that core set of functionality may be enough to, to make this product worth
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its value because it is, it's a novelty.
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So there'll be something into that.
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And to let people know, do, do I want to wear a smart watch?
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Is there a place for a smart watch in my life?
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I don't think the answer to that question hinges on
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the performance of or even the existence of third party apps.
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It would be nice if they worked
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and maybe there'll be one or two third party apps that work
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and I think it's important for them to do it
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because for the one or two things where like,
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I mostly don't use third party apps
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but I do use overcast when I go running
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and I do this, you know, like one or two
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that work well enough that they're willing
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to deal with the compromises,
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having them there adds value.
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The fact that a bunch of other apps are flaky
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or it would be faster to do on your phone,
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people would just be like,
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"Oh, I'll just do it on my phone."
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Right, and they'll just move on.
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And I think this product lives or dies
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by the functionality that Apple is providing
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in terms of is it a thing that people
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are going to want to do?
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And it will be a pleasant surprise
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and it will open up new worlds of functionality
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in the watch when three years from now,
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third-party apps are really a thing
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and do interesting stuff and have access to like,
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you know, the speaker and the camera
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that's on the third model and the third generation model
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and all this other stuff like, this world will blossom,
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but right now, out of the gate,
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I think just the core functionality is enough
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to set this watch on its way.
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- Yeah, I mean, I think the built-in functionality
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from day one and this world of apps
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might even be like too much stuff.
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It does seem, and a number of the reviews mentioned this,
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including Neelay, I keep talking about his review,
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it does seem like there's almost a lack of focus.
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And maybe that's a good thing, you know, maybe,
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'cause this is very much gonna have like the 80% problem
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of like, you know, 80% of the users are gonna use
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20% of the features, but it's gonna be a different
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20% of the features for each user.
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So I see why they gave us so many options
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of what this thing could do for us.
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And that also does support the idea of
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it should support third party apps,
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because like, what I'm going to do with it
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is probably gonna use like four of the built-in functions
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plus one or two third-party apps.
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Like it's not gonna be a very large number of things
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I'm doing with it, but it's going to include
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at least one third-party app, you know, at least my own.
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Okay, I'm gonna use Overcast's app.
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And you know, maybe like, you know,
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Clear and when I'm shopping for groceries
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if they have an app, I hope they do.
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But I suspect the number of apps
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on the average person's watch is gonna be pretty small.
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like the number of apps they actually use
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is gonna be probably, certainly under 10,
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you know, that they actually use on a regular basis.
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I would say it might even be under five.
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I think it's gonna be a small number.
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Like to me, if you look at the watch,
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the hierarchy, the navigational hierarchy
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of, you know, you go through, you can see a lot of these
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in their videos now, and you can see
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if you play with WatchKit, you can see some
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of the glance stuff, and you can see the hierarchy here
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so that when you first unlock it, you see the watch face.
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So that's like environment one is the watch face.
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And you can get notifications from there,
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and then you can go to glances from there.
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And the glances are just in this page interface,
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you swipe through and you see your glance,
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and then you can tap on it to open the app or whatever.
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That's all right there.
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And then you hit the crown,
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and then you go into the home screen.
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Then that whole environment zooms out,
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then you get the home screen,
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you know, the home honeycomb thing.
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And then you can log out from there.
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What if the watch didn't have the home screen part of it?
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What if it was only the watch face
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with the notifications on top
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and the glances on the bottom,
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the way it is now,
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the whole interface the way it is now,
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but without a home screen,
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so that the glances were your launchers?
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I think that not only would that be an easier product
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to navigate, but I think that might even focus it
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a little bit and help people kinda prune the list
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of what they wanna do to make it easier
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and lighter weight and take up less space,
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have fewer things that need to be updated
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and need to be running and everything,
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I think that might be a better product, but I don't know.
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I mean, time will tell once we actually have these things.
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- I think the other aspect to reading,
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looking at all these reviews lined up here
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that we have to keep in mind is when people
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are reviewing a technology product,
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it's part of their job to sort of take it through its paces.
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They're going to dig into all the menus.
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They're going to try all the advertised features.
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They're going to evaluate, you know,
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Here's the umpteen things that Apple says this can do.
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It's good at this one, it's not so good at that one,
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it's gonna go through every single one.
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That's not how regular people use products,
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that's how product reviewers use products.
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I think people are gonna buy this thing
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and maybe fiddle around with it a little bit,
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but mostly it'll sort of be like ambient feature discovery.
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When a notification, they'll pair it with their phone,
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like when a notification appears,
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they will discover the sort of
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context sensitive replying things
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and how the wheel scrolls through things.
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When they hit that button on the side,
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it will bring up the little contact thing,
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and they'll say, "Oh, I can text my contacts.
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"Oh, I can call them from the watch too."
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They will discover things as they do them,
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but they're not gonna go into every single menu
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and find every single feature
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and try them all out extensively.
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People who don't have any interest in fitness tracking
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may not even know that it's counting their steps
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'cause they don't even care.
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It will be...
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Smart watch is not a thing
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that most people have any familiarity with at all.
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They're just regular watches.
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Just look at them for the time.
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This is like, all right, well, we're starting from there.
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Regular watch, I look at it from the time,
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Gruber's Review had a lot of good content
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concentrating on how well does it fulfill that job.
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The answer is not really that well
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because the screen can't be on all the time,
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but I'm sure that will get better as time goes on anyway.
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But that's where they're starting from.
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Like, well, I can tell time on this watch too,
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and it looks kind of nice.
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Apparently, you know, the one I bought,
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I bought the one I thought looked nice.
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And also I can get notifications,
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and apparently I can text people.
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Ooh, look, I can scribble things too.
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Like everything is a bonus above I can tell timeline, right?
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I don't think people are gonna buy it and be like,
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well, it wasn't worth $350
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'cause every single one of the apps that I tried,
01:12:07
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it didn't work to, it didn't meet my expectations.
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Like they're just gonna,
01:12:12
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they're gonna use a small corner of the functionality
01:12:14
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slowly revealing itself all the time.
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By the time people even make it to that home screen
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and get obsessed with like,
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maybe they'll try a few of the apps,
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they're like, oh, that didn't work here,
01:12:21
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let me just go back to doing these things.
01:12:23
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Whether they'll regret purchasing it
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because they think there's not enough functionality,
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I don't know, but I just, I feel like people are not going to,
01:12:31
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they're not gonna use it like a tech reviewer.
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They're gonna use it like a regular person.
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And if you see regular people use their phones even,
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if you give a person an iPhone and you don't like,
01:12:40
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say, oh, you gotta have this app,
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or you gotta have that app,
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or if you don't have like a tech nerd setting it up
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for them, you just give them an empty phone
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and let them use it, it may be a long time
01:12:47
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before they even tap one of the icons
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that comes on the phone.
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It could be months before that happens, right?
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That's how regular people use products.
01:12:52
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And all of that is in Apple's favor here
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because the longer people take
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to sort of take the watch through its paces,
01:13:00
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the more equipped Apple hopefully will be
01:13:02
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with its hardware and software stack
01:13:03
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and potentially its next model of watch to say,
01:13:06
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oh, that's actually much better now.
01:13:08
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- Yeah, I don't know.
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I'm really curious what to make of all of this
01:13:12
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because like I was saying earlier,
01:13:16
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I feel like my anticipation, which was tempered,
01:13:20
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but enthusiastic nonetheless,
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I feel like there's been some water poured on that fire
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and now I'm a lot less sure what I wanna do.
01:13:28
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And I'm pretty darn sure,
01:13:31
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unless I have some sort of epiphany tomorrow,
01:13:34
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that come Friday morning, whenever it is I wake up,
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I'm not gonna be waking up in the middle of the night,
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I think I'm just gonna schedule a try-on
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and then see where to go from there.
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Because my livelihood doesn't depend on it
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like Marco's sort of does.
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And I don't know if this is,
01:13:51
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if it's really worth jumping in on the first generation.
01:13:54
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And you could consider all of that claim chatter
01:13:57
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to use against me in like three weeks.
01:13:59
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But for now, I'm really not sure what to make of it.
01:14:03
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And one of the things I wanted to discuss
01:14:05
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was a few of the more interesting things I've noted,
01:14:08
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or that all of us have noted in these reviews.
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And one of the common themes I heard was,
01:14:12
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well, you know, it's being sold as a way
01:14:15
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to get back to real life.
01:14:16
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Oh, you can just quickly glance at whatever it is
01:14:19
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that's just come in,
01:14:20
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and then you can go back to the things that actually matter.
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And I was really looking forward to that
01:14:25
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because I don't have a lot of self-control
01:14:27
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when it comes to looking at my phone.
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And I thought, oh, well, maybe I'd be able to glance down
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at my watch and move on.
01:14:32
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And a lot of these reviews are saying, well, maybe not.
01:14:36
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In fact, to quote Nielle,
01:14:37
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"So far, I've mostly used the watch
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either alone or in an office environment,
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but it's really different to have a smartwatch in a bar.
01:14:44
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Here, even small distractions make you seem like a jerk.
01:14:48
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Sony's trying to describe the project to me
01:14:50
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and find ways to work together, but I keep glancing at my wrist to see extremely unimportant
01:14:54
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emails fly by. It turns out that checking your watch over and over again is a gesture
01:14:58
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that carries a lot of cultural weight. Eventually, Sony asked me if I need to be somewhere else.
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We're both embarrassed, and I've mostly just ignored everyone. This is a little too much
01:15:06
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future all at once. Now, in a large way, I think that's kind of a self-created problem,
01:15:11
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because if you allow all the notifications to come through, then that's what's going
01:15:15
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happen and I think we're gonna have to be pretty good janitors and stewards of what
01:15:21
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notifications come in. But it was kind of disappointing to me that it seems like the
01:15:27
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black hole that I'm so tempted to allow myself to get sucked into, it's just moved from my
01:15:32
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pocket to my wrist.
01:15:33
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Yeah, you should never look for a product to change your habits in that way, you know
01:15:38
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what I mean? Because there is a kernel of truth to that aspect of it. It's the kernel
01:15:42
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truth is what we talked about when we were first entertaining the idea of an Apple watch like what what use could this thing possibly
01:15:48
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The the core kernel is that it really is
01:15:52
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much easier better lower friction more convenient
01:15:55
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To just pick your wrist up to your face and look at something and deal with there than it is to fish your phone out
01:15:59
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Of your pocket by now
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We are all experts at extracting our phone with whatever hand we prefer from whatever pocket we always put it in whether that's our pants
01:16:06
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Pocket or a jacket pocket depending on the weather or whatever. We're all experts are doing that right, but it's a pain, right?
01:16:11
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And there's a potential that you could drop the thing when you're trying to pull it out quickly
01:16:14
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That having a thing on your wrist. This is this is the big key killer feature of the thing
01:16:18
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Like it is more accessible. It is smaller. It's lighter weight. It's there. You don't have to do anything. It's attached to you already
01:16:24
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You're not gonna drop it, right?
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That's the core everything else is people projecting like now I'm going to be better about
01:16:35
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notifications and paying more attention to people and I'm going to pay attention to my family because I have a phone like if if your
01:16:40
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idea is that you will be able to surreptitiously steal glances at
01:16:45
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notifications in a way that doesn't annoy people whereas previously you had
01:16:47
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to more obviously fish out your phone or do that thing where you put your phone
01:16:50
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in your thigh and you glance down on it to the edge of the table. Like that's you doing
01:16:54
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that and you're gonna do the same exact things with this thing and it's just
01:16:56
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like wherever you go there you are. This device is not going to help
01:17:00
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you change your life in that way. But that story spins out from the
01:17:04
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kernel of truth about yes it really is way more convenient. In the same way that
01:17:07
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like small changes in screen size can be revelatory
01:17:11
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with the whole, you know, small iPhone to the big iPhone
01:17:13
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six plus and all that, like small changes in form factor.
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And I would say a watch is a pretty darn big change
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in form factor in a very fundamental ways
01:17:20
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from a little rectangle glass thing you hold
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can make big differences.
01:17:24
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But you have a separate problem with how you balance people
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who are not there and their electronic communication
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with you and people who are there.
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Like that is a separate issue.
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No product is probably ever gonna change that for you.
01:17:36
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and you can solve that problem or not
01:17:38
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with any set of products, whether you have a flip phone
01:17:41
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that you're texting people on,
01:17:42
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or a pager that you're looking at,
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or if you're just daydreaming
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and you're head's all,
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they're trying to ask you what you want for dinner.
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Like, these are all problems that are,
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does that happen to lunch?
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Just, this is totally, they're all hypothetical scenarios.
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No, you know, no resemblance to real person or events,
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blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Anyway. (laughing)
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Those problems are gonna be there no matter what.
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So, you shouldn't feel disappointed
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as well, like the Fitbit or whatever,
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like if I get a fitness tracker,
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it's gonna help me exercise.
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They do, like it can motivate you.
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It can gamify things, right?
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But if your problem is that I had a Fitbit
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When I got the Apple Watch,
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then I'm really gonna do fitness stuff
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'cause I'll be so excited about it.
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It's like, if you already traveled that route,
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like the problem is not the fitness tracker.
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The problem is you.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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And we're gonna see this story unfolding
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over and over again over the next year
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of somebody getting an Apple Watch,
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thinking it will solve their overly distracted
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by notifications problem, and it just makes it worse,
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or it doesn't have any meaningful improvement.
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and self-discipline that if you don't already have it,
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this is not going to give it to you.
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Like if your phone, first of all,
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if you're getting notifications constantly,
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notifications should be meaningful.
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It should be actions or events that you need to
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or really want to be notified of immediately.
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Not something you can check when you have a chance,
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something you actually need to be notified.
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So like for example, almost nobody needs to be notified
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about a Twitter @ reply, 'cause that's something
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you can just check later when you have a chance.
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I think framing it the way as like need to or want to,
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like that's gonna be so different for people
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that it's probably not a useful definition.
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What it really comes down to is,
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are you serving the device or is the device serving you?
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Because framing it that way lets people decide
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for themselves, no, the device is serving me
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because I really need to know
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every single ad reply or whatever, right?
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You have to be honest with yourself about that.
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You have to say, well, like,
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I guess what it comes down to is,
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if something happens on one of your electronic devices
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and you find yourself compelled to address that
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on those devices, no matter what that thing is,
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and you find yourself regretting while you're doing it,
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like that you feel compelled that like,
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you are being torn away from something else,
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that you say in yourself,
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I would rather not be torn away right now,
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but I have to because whatever.
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Now sometimes that's a real have to,
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like you have one of those jobs
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where your boss can call you at all hours,
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in which case you should get a different job.
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But for the Twitter @ replies,
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people turn that on because they rarely get @ replies.
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But if an @ reply comes and they're in the middle
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of a meaningful conversation with their spouse
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and they feel like they have to go get that thing
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and then their spouse gets angry,
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you will regret having gone to look at that notification
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even though you set that up yourself.
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So at a certain point, you are serving the device.
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The device has a mastery over your life.
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You have given it more power than you really want to.
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And then you have to start to question
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When whatever that thing was happened,
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and I did it like sort of compulsively and instinctively
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and went to look at it, was I being thoughtful about that?
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Did I think about the fact that,
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did I weigh the potential importance of that Twitter @reply
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against what I was doing at this moment?
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Because just having notifications of Twitter @replies,
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yeah, it's not for most people, I think,
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but just having it in and of itself
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is a reasonable thing to do,
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especially if you don't get a lot of them,
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but feeling compelled to look at it in a context
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where if removed from the situation, you would say,
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that was a bad call.
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Now is not a time to look at Twitter @mentions,
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but you just do it compulsively.
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That's when you know you have a problem.
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And the way to address that problem
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is probably to turn off that notification.
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And I think every individual person
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have to decide for themselves
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at what point they feel like the device
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is now in control of them,
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rather as opposed to them being in control of the device.
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- Yeah, that's a really good way of looking at it.
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And now I'm feeling terribly, terribly guilty.
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So thanks for the shaming,
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because hopefully this will cause me to reform my ways.
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- I mean, that's why I want everyone to judge for themselves.
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Do you feel that?
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Don't let other people tell you,
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don't let other people tell you
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that you're looking at your phone too much, right?
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But if someone tells you
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you're looking at your phone too much
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and you feel bad about it,
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that means you agree with them, right?
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Because then, even if it's just like,
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is your phone making your life worse or better?
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And only you can decide that.
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But if enough people are annoyed at you,
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them being annoyed at you is making your life worse.
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So it's an indirect thing, you know what I mean?
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Like that's how you have to balance this.
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And I don't wanna get back to the kernel of truth
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about the phone, about the watch being,
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you know, having it closer to you.
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If you have a problem with notifications
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and sort of like electronic balancing with like life
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that's happening in front of your eyes,
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the phone is probably,
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the watch is probably gonna make that worse
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because it gives you more vectors
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for the hardware to control you.
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If you don't have a problem with that,
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the watch has the potential to make it much, much better
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because you're gonna be doing the same things,
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you're managing your notifications,
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you're not dealing with electronic devices
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when you don't want to, they're not controlling you,
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you're controlling them.
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It's just that one aspect of it now becomes more efficient.
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Now you don't have to fish your phone out of the pocket.
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So like say you have 10 notifications during the day,
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if six of them, you don't have to fish your phone
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out of the pocket, that's a big win.
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And you think, well, who cares?
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Is it a big win?
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It's like, who cares if the phone,
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screen on my phone is like a couple of millimeters bigger.
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Does that really make a big deal?
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Small changes like that can make a big difference.
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that's that's the big win of the watch it like, you know, I think a panzerino had the article about
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Giving you time back
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it will because it will if you take the same interactions you were going to have and make a whole bunch of them way more
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efficient and
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faster and like less less unlocking your phone and doing touch ID and or entering your code if you don't have touch ID and then
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Swiping the notification and blah blah if you just turn your wrist up that is a huge win
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you just took another piece of hardware, you just took another eel and slapped it onto
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I saw was on Gruber's review. He was extremely effusive about the sport band, and I'll read
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a small segment here. "The sport band is a downright revelation. I'd go so far as to
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call it the most comfortable watch band I've ever worn. I've rolled my eyes at
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these bands, but it truly does have a premium rich supple feel to it. The way
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the end of the band tucks under the other side of the strap, a design Mark
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Neusen first used at Ike Pod, is brilliant. Up until now it struck me as
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odd that the $10,000 edition models came with the same bands as the entry model
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349/399 sport watches. Having worn it, it now strikes me the other way around, that
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the 349/399 sport watches are equipped with straps that can genuinely be described as
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luxurious, flouro elastomer, or not.
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That was pretty surprising because I have tried to dig and figure out from people who
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may have had one of these on at one point or another whether or not the sport band was
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And that seems to be, nobody has said, "Oh my God, it's the best."
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A lot of people have said, "No."
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And a lot of people have said, "Yeah, it's pretty good."
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But this was like really excite,
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John was really excited about it.
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And that surprised me.
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And I don't know if you guys had any interesting thoughts
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to add on that.
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- I mean, I've heard, I've also been poking around
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with anybody who I can find.
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And I've heard all over the map responses.
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It really does seem very polarizing.
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Some people just hate it.
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Some people love it.
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Some people think it feels good but looks bad.
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I've heard the entire range.
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It just seems very polarizing.
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I think this is gonna be the case with a lot of the bands,
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and part of the reason why I've had such anxiety
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trying to figure out what the heck to pre-order
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at 3 a.m. if I do that,
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because you gotta basically pre-order something,
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and then before you can even try it,
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then go try it, and then maybe cancel or modify your order
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if you change your mind.
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And then who knows if there's gonna be
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a four to six week delay on shipping, as some rumors say.
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I don't wanna be without a watch for a while
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as people are getting my app
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and telling me all the ways it's breaking.
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So it is tempting to pre-order something at 3 a.m.
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and I don't really know which one yet
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because again, the bands are gonna be
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just all over the map with personal preference.
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Some people are gonna think certain ones are ugly
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that other people think are beautiful.
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Some people are going to,
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you're gonna think something will be good
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until you actually try it and then realize,
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oh, this either doesn't look good on me
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or I don't like the way it feels
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or I don't like the way it works or whatever.
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and it's gonna be all over the map.
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I think we're not gonna get a major consensus
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on banned opinions because it is really
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so up to personal preference.
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- Yeah, I tend to think you're right.
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Jon, anything to add?
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- Yeah, just that people, you would think that wrists
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are generally the same shape, right?
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You would think, oh, well, all that matters
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is maybe amount of arm hair or something like that,
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but in my experience, as someone
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with very strangely shaped wrists,
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variations just just variations in like bone structure of the wrist can make one type of band
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so uncomfortable that it is not feasible or it can make one type of band feel really good and so
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i think park was right that like any watch uh the fact they have a million bands is good because
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some bands are going to look really good but be uncomfortable or the opposite and that's why i
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think for people who are thinking of buying one you should probably try them on just to make sure
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because not only are these bands differently designed than a lot of watch bands that i've seen
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but also especially for women are used to wearing a woman's watch which are very with a very thin
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band all these bands are pretty wide and the same type of uh strap that you liked on a when you had
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a very thin band you might not like that same material when it's thicker it might sit differently
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on your wrist and of course the watch itself is much larger than some ladies' watches are,
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like even the small one, it's a big rectangle of metal, so by all means everybody please go
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to the store and try these on and spend some time with them. The best of course is to find a friend
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who's an early adopter who bought their sight unseen and try theirs on because then maybe you
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can use it for like a day or a couple hours instead of just trying it on for a few minutes
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in the store. Yeah. Any other thoughts on the watch reviews? If I was going to write a review
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of this the angle that i would take is relevant to this whole the idea of like a launch and launch
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excitement so the way apple framed this and a group mentioned this as well as like that slide
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they had about like well big revolutions in products we had like the original mac and the the
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ipod and the iphone and the ipad and the watch is the next one and you see that grouping and it seems
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like a reasonable grouping of things and they were talking specifically with the input methods of like
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like the mouse and the click wheel and the iPod
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and the touchscreen and now the digital crown or whatever.
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But I think the watch is more derivative than any of those.
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The reason the phone was so, technology and input wise,
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the reason the phone was so exciting was because it was the,
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you know, it was a confluence of several events.
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It changed the form factor, made the phone all screen.
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What it put on that screen was a touchscreen
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that wasn't actually annoying to use.
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Like it was a genre-defining interface.
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And so people were just excited about it
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because it was like the future.
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It's like, what is this crazy thing?
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I've never seen anything like this.
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You know, the famous story about the other phone makers
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thinking all the demos were faked
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because there's no way they could make a real thing
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like this, like it was amazing, right?
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And that's why the iPhone launch was big
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because people were just blown away by the tech
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and it was just something they had never seen before,
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incredibly radical and new.
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And even, you know, it was ridiculously priced,
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It was singular only, like it was a slow sales burn,
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but there was huge amounts of excitement about it.
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You know, the whole snarky thing of calling it
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the Jesus phone, right?
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With the watch, touch screens are not that new.
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iOS we've seen, the app paradigm, as you know,
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we understand that in many respects,
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it looks like a differently sized iPhone
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that you can strap on your wish.
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And more importantly, it looks like other smartwatches.
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Yeah, it's a screen thing with a band around it.
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It looks like a watch.
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There've been a bunch of other ones of those.
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There's not as much excitement in terms of,
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everyone's gotta be there on day one
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to get this thing at launch.
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And what I'm saying is I don't expect,
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I don't think this is going to be as big a bang,
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PR wise, launch wise, as the phone was.
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It'll probably sell more than the phone
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just because Apple is so much bigger now or whatever.
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But I think this will be a slow burn
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is what I'm getting at.
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And it's because it doesn't have the,
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it's not such a radical break as the other ones.
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The Mac was a big thing, it was like this crazy computer with a mouse and the graphical
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interface and bitmap displays and like just so much new all at once.
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I think the watch will be more like the iPod where it's like, "Oh, it's an MP3 player.
01:34:16
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I've seen those before.
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What's the big deal about this MP3 player?"
01:34:18
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"Oh no, this is an MP3 player you're like."
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The wheel, eh, it's a wheel I guess.
01:34:23
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How does that change things?
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And it was like, "Well, you don't understand.
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It changes things because we've got the hard drive and the firewire loading and the interface
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and the integration with iTunes and eventually we're going to have the store."
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Like it's a big story, you don't see the whole picture now,
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but eventually the iPad's gonna be a big deal.
01:34:36
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But the iPad was a slow, the iPad,
01:34:38
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the iPod was a slow burn, right?
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The watch is gonna be like that.
01:34:41
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Well, it looks like a smartwatch, kinda like the iPhone.
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I understand you got a little dial in there, so what?
01:34:45
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I guess you'll probably have apps,
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but what's the big deal?
01:34:48
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And if all goes to plan, this will be a,
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I think the launch is going as well as Apple
01:34:55
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could have hoped it was,
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and people are gonna try them on and sort of come in
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and there'll be a big sales day or whatever,
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and it's just, it's gonna have to gain momentum
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build it's not going to be as big of a PR bang as the Mac or the iPhone was and
01:35:08
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hopefully the press and the public will give the watch time to grow into what
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Apple thinks it can be because if they like Parker said before if they sour on
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it because of a bad version one it's much worse to have to dig yourself out
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of the hole the momentum of the the phone was such that even though the
01:35:26
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first one was kind of cruddy in retrospect the momentum was just so huge
01:35:29
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It just carried us through the 3g 3gs and by the time people started really paying attention. The phone was actually good, right?
01:35:34
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The watch may not have that luxury because the scrutiny is higher, but I fully expect the watch to
01:35:41
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to reveal itself slowly to customers rather than to be a
01:35:46
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Gigantic bang out of the gate and these reviews these crop of reviews for the first version
01:35:51
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fit into that
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Idea of the watch revealing itself slowly because I feel like it's revealing itself to these reviewers
01:35:59
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Slowly as well and it will you know, maybe this one the version one won't you know?
01:36:03
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I think these reviews are all accurate. They're an accurate reflection of the version one product, but I don't think that that reflection
01:36:09
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Says much about the future of this product line as a thing inside Apple
01:36:16
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Alright, so before we go
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I have already spilled the beans and told you that I'm intending as I sit here tonight
01:36:25
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to simply schedule a try-on appointment and then
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Regret not having pre-ordered one as I fall in love with with the watch what you've told us so far
01:36:34
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Is that is everything from you're not getting the first version?
01:36:37
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You're getting the sport version to you're getting the black link bracelet, which is the highest anyone that's not ridiculously gold, right?
01:36:45
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And and the the one that I'm sticking by is I'm going to make a try on appointment and see how I feel
01:36:50
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But you're getting the link bracelet. Hmm
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I hope not because God even though I am such a sucker for the look of it
01:36:57
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I think first gen is that's that's aggressive. You might be able to reuse the bracelet with the next gen maybe
01:37:04
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Yeah, and that's that's an interesting point like that. But the problem is that's still just a maybe right? That's a pretty big problem
01:37:11
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- I'm just trying to bring Casey into
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his Link bracelet destiny.
01:37:15
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- I know, I mean, the reality is Casey,
01:37:18
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like when there is one that you really, really want,
01:37:22
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I think you should get the Link bracelet.
01:37:24
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The question is whether this is that one.
01:37:27
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And I think that's where we're all hesitating.
01:37:29
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- It's definitely not that one.
01:37:30
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It's certainly, you know, everybody knows
01:37:34
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this is not that one.
01:37:35
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It can't be, it can't possibly, it's the first version.
01:37:37
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Like you absolutely, positively know
01:37:39
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this is not going to be like,
01:37:41
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you're not gonna get this and be super happy
01:37:43
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with it for five years.
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Guaranteed, like you specifically, Casey,
01:37:46
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are not going to be super happy with this for five years.
01:37:48
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Because in five years, can you imagine how much better
01:37:51
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this watch is gonna be?
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You're gonna know how much better it is,
01:37:53
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and you're gonna be looking at your old cruddy thing going,
01:37:57
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So, yeah, just, yeah.
01:38:00
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That's not gonna happen, so buy accordingly.
01:38:03
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- But at the same time, though, it's a balance.
01:38:05
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You know, this is a fashion item,
01:38:08
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And many of us, myself included, Casey I think you too,
01:38:12
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John, we'll see, but many of us, you know,
01:38:16
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the fashionability to ourselves is important.
01:38:19
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You know, like to me, and I think Casey, please let me know,
01:38:22
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but I bet you'll agree, it's less about how it looks
01:38:26
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to other people and more about how it looks to us,
01:38:29
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how it makes us feel.
01:38:31
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And so with a watch, with something like this,
01:38:33
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like, you know, a lot of tech geeks like us
01:38:36
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are gonna just go with the Sport because it's cheapest
01:38:39
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and it does the same things as the other ones
01:38:40
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and that's fine.
01:38:41
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Or they wanna wait 'til version two and that's fine too.
01:38:43
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I still might go with the Sport,
01:38:45
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we'll get to that in a minute, I'll see what happens.
01:38:46
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But you can't deny that a big part of the appeal
01:38:50
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of these devices at all is the way they make you feel
01:38:54
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about seeing it on your wrist.
01:38:57
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And so I think you have to balance that
01:38:59
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with the realities of the technology
01:39:02
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and the realities of this being the version one.
01:39:04
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You shouldn't get something that you're gonna really
01:39:06
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not like wearing, you know, but at the same time,
01:39:09
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you should be cognizant of the fact
01:39:11
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that you're probably gonna be replacing it
01:39:12
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in two years, say, or possibly less.
01:39:15
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- Yeah, I completely agree, and I think you guys
01:39:17
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both hit the nail on the head that if I was convinced
01:39:21
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that I was going to just fall in love with this device,
01:39:24
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leaving aside the aesthetics of it,
01:39:26
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but I knew I'm just gonna freakin' love this thing,
01:39:29
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then I would probably get the ridiculously expensive,
01:39:34
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what is it, space black, something black.
01:39:36
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- Yeah, the space black link bracelet with 1100 bucks.
01:39:40
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- Right, if I was convinced
01:39:42
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that I was going to love this device,
01:39:46
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I would have to think long and hard
01:39:49
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about whether or not I really wanna spend
01:39:50
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over a thousand dollars on this thing,
01:39:52
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but I would do it because I think it would make me happy
01:39:56
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every time I looked down at my wrist,
01:39:57
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and Marco, you hit the nail on the head.
01:39:58
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The problem I'm having though,
01:39:59
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is I'm getting less and less convinced
01:40:01
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that I'm going to really fall in love with this device.
01:40:03
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and if I'm not gonna fall in love with the device,
01:40:04
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and if I were to get one at all,
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which I'm still telling myself is questionable,
01:40:09
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even though it probably isn't,
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then why not get a Sport,
01:40:12
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and so I don't regret it down the road.
01:40:15
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Now, with that said, Marco, what's your plan?
01:40:18
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- My plan changes like every day, so take this
01:40:20
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with a career assault. - That sounds familiar.
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- 'Cause as the new information comes out,
01:40:25
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or as I think about some other consideration,
01:40:27
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like, oh, wait a minute, what about, blah, blah, blah.
01:40:30
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My worries here, as somebody who has not worn a watch
01:40:34
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for 20 years, primarily for comfort and convenience.
01:40:38
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And so comfort includes both the weight
01:40:41
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and the type of band, and then convenience includes
01:40:44
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how easy is it to take on and off,
01:40:47
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and the sizing that goes along with that.
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So like I said a number of times earlier,
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my ideal band would be one that is fixed in size
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so that I set it however fits me best,
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and then I can attach it and detach it
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without that size changing.
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So I don't have to like find my size
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every time I put it on and off.
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The only bands that do that are the modern buckle,
01:41:08
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which is too small for me, and the link bracelet.
01:41:11
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From that point of view, the link bracelet is tempting
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because I think it'll be really convenient
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'cause you're gonna be taking this thing off every night
01:41:18
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and possibly, you know, if you're gonna like,
01:41:19
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you know, submerge your hands for some reason,
01:41:21
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you know, you could take it off,
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then like you're gonna be taking these things
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on and off a lot, possibly more than other watches
01:41:27
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depending on what your habits are with other watches.
01:41:29
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But either way, it's gonna be going on and off a lot.
01:41:32
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So you want it to be as unannoying as possible
01:41:36
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during that process.
01:41:37
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So with that said, I think the Link Bracelet
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would be the ideal choice for that.
01:41:42
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However, I also am worried about comfort
01:41:44
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as a non-watch wearer and weight.
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I'm worried, I kinda run hot compared to other people,
01:41:50
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I guess, so I'm worried about sweatiness
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and I'm worried about just feeling really heavy.
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The link bracelet is the heaviest one,
01:41:58
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that's not an addition.
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I worry about that.
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And I also, again, like you,
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I don't want to have spent $1100
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on this first generation watch,
01:42:10
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and then in a year, or at most two years,
01:42:14
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a much better one comes out,
01:42:16
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and then this thing is worthless.
01:42:17
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And I look back and I'm like,
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I was such a fool for spending that much money
01:42:21
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on version one.
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So, and also, you know, you gotta figure out,
01:42:24
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like you know from a non watch wearers point of view there are other
01:42:28
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considerations for example if you ever type on a laptop metal watches click
01:42:33
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against the wrist rest it's not a wrist rest I know the the wrist area below
01:42:37
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your wrist that is made of metal that many people rest their wrists on you can
01:42:41
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scratch the heck out of one of those things with a metal watch it at least
01:42:44
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clicks and is very annoying if you're you know resting your arm on a hard
01:42:48
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service a desk or a table it can click there with metal and you can get you
01:42:51
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it over time like a wedding ring but it's still like you will be clicking a metal thing
01:42:55
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against a surface a lot. Every single band they offer has something on the bottom, even
01:43:01
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the sport band has a metal pin on the bottom that will hit whatever surface you're near
01:43:06
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except the leather loop. Every other one has something like that. So that is a concern
01:43:11
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as well. You know, sweatiness concerns. That's one of my worries with the fluridastomer band
01:43:18
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sweatiness having that rubber there you know against my skin that I think that
01:43:21
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would be a problem and for me having all those all those considerations the the
01:43:27
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three that I was that I'm considering finally are the Milanese loop the
01:43:32
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leather loop and the link bracelet the link bracelet I have basically ruled out
01:43:37
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for for cost reasons I also like other people love the way they look to me I I
01:43:42
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don't have any association with that except for older men like older men
01:43:46
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always seem to have watches with link bracelets. I don't care either way on them, so I look
01:43:52
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at link bracelets and they kind of look old fashioned to me and because of the weight
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and the price as well, I'm ruling that out. And Milanese versus Leather Loop, they're
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very similar, just one's made of metal and one's leather really, like they work the same
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way basically. And I think between those two, I think I'm going Leather Loop because I believe
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it will be more comfortable on me, even though it might be slightly sweatier, but I think
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it'll be more comfortable. I think it will probably look better on me because I really
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dress very casually and the Milanese is a little bit formal. So I dress very casually.
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I wear a black t-shirt and jeans most of the time. So I think Black Leather Loop, and sorry
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for this massive discussion but this is actually all I thought I put into this. So anyway,
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what I will be preordering will be the 42 Black Leather Loop and I'm going stainless
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So one of the options that I could do instead,
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get one of the sport watches and then add a leather loop band
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separately for $150 more.
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You can do that with any of the bands except for the
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Black Link or the Additions.
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And that would cost about $150 less if I did that.
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The problem is I think of, like what I said earlier
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about balancing, how much will I be happy looking
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at this thing on my wrist?
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How much am I gonna want to wear this thing
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this thing has a fashion item versus not wanting to spend
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too much on generation one, I think the sport,
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I'm just not gonna feel good about.
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I don't look at the sport and say,
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wow, I want that on my wrist.
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I just don't.
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That applies to both the bands and the appearance
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of the watch body itself, even though it would be lighter.
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I think the maximum comfort option,
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for people who are very concerned about comfort,
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the maximum comfort option, I believe,
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will be the sport. And even if you don't like the sport band, then get a sport watch and
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get the leather loop and you're still coming in cheaper than the steel with leather loop
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and it's going to be lighter. But for me to strike that balance between what I actually
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want to see on my wrist, what I actually think will look good on me, what I will be proud
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to wear, but not having spent too much money on it, I like the 42 steel leather loop black.
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was meandering but I hear you and it makes sense and I'm with you. Now John is the hairiest
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of the three of us who is probably most concerned about the status of your arm hair. What is
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your intention?
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Well, it would be nice if Apple would just send me one to review and I would talk about
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it on the show because like I'm not a watc-
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Wait, wait, why are you the only one? I would like one too.
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You guys are going to buy one anyway. They don't need to send you one but I'm not a-
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They have to woo you.
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- Yeah, I'm not a watch wearer.
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I don't wear watches.
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I'm really curious about this device.
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You have to get it 'cause you're making an app for it.
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You have to get it, right?
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But I'm curious about the device.
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I'm curious if this can make me wear a watch.
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But it's very likely that if I were to get one,
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it would end up in a drawer, right?
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Like I would, that it would not take.
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There would be like, I would try it out.
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I would understand the experience it's providing.
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And I would say, you know what?
01:47:05
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still don't like ever wearing anything on my wrist because I don't generally
01:47:09
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like wearing things. That's why I don't wear something on my wrist but I'm
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I'm willing to believe that this could change my mind about that so if I did
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get one I think I would just have to get the cheapest possible one because I have
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no faith in this thing being a long-standing thing. I know the next
01:47:22
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versions are gonna be better. I don't want anything that's sluggish. It's
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actually worse if I did end up really liking the watch like oh this is really
01:47:30
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now an integral part of my life for whatever reason I would regret even more
01:47:34
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getting the crappy model, or the fact that the version one is crappy, I would be like,
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"Man, if I knew that the watch was going to be such an important part of my life, I should
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wait until version two or version three."
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Hell, I waited for the iPhone 6 to get an iPhone, right?
01:47:48
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And I probably would still be getting iPod touches if I had, like, I just don't entirely
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see the place this fits into my life, but because it's an interesting gadget, I would
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like to play with it for a week.
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So it would be ideal if Apple would send me one, and then I would play with it for a week,
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then guilt-free when that week is over send it back to Apple and say I've
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gotten the Apple watch experience at the end of that experience I'll either know
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that I should go out and buy the sport model because I really like this watch
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and I'll buy the cheapest one now I'll get a version 2 or I would know that I
01:48:19
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should go out and buy the sport model because that model is actually going to
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be sufficient for my needs and I could use it for a long period of time there's
01:48:25
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pretty much no world in which I pay a thousand bucks for one of these things
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without knowing first that it's, there's no way,
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because I know that it's like sluggish and doesn't quite,
01:48:37
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you know, it's a version one product.
01:48:38
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There's no way I can justify spending $1,000 on it.
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Even though I really hate the look of the sport models.
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I don't like the sort of non-shiny aluminum.
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I don't like the fluorescent bands,
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the fluorescent, floristomer,
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whatever it is, fluorescent bands.
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I don't like the colors, I don't like the white.
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The black is the only one I could tolerate.
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I don't really like the sport band.
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I have wrist shape and hair concerns.
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Like it's just, you know, I'm almost, it's almost like I would buy the thing, take off
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the straps and then like use it as a pocket watch or as like the world's tiniest iPod.
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You know, I guess you have to strap it.
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Isn't that an iPhone?
01:49:14
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No, you know what I mean?
01:49:16
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I like, I just, I just not a watch guy.
01:49:18
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I don't know.
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So right now I really, especially if you two get them, I feel like we'll have the show
01:49:23
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cover that you guys can talk about them and I can, you know, I'll go to the store and
01:49:27
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and I'll play with them, but man,
01:49:29
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I really don't see myself getting one of these.
01:49:30
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Although I would definitely like to play with one for a week.
01:49:32
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So that's the situation I find myself in.
01:49:35
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If I do get one, it's gonna be the cheapest possible one.
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And then I look at the cheap ones,
01:49:38
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I don't even know what the heck I would get.
01:49:40
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I guess the gray aluminum was black,
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which I don't find attractive at all,
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but at least it's not Day-Glo green or white or, ugh.
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I don't know.
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I really do like the stainless steel ones
01:49:52
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as a little piece of sculpture.
01:49:55
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Still wouldn't want it on my wrist,
01:49:56
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but I think those look the nicest.
01:49:58
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- All right, so in summary,
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I definitely won't be getting
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the 42 millimeter black link bracelet.
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Marco definitely will be getting
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the 42 millimeter stainless steel
01:50:07
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with the black leather loop.
01:50:08
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- Well, hold on, I said I would be pre-ordering that one,
01:50:11
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but that's gonna be before I have a chance
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to try any of them.
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So I might change my mind, but I don't think so.
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I bet this is gonna be the one I end up with.
01:50:19
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- And Jon definitely, and when I say definitely,
01:50:22
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I really mean it this time,
01:50:23
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won't be getting the 42 millimeter space gray sport.
01:50:28
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- And I haven't even seen these watches in person either,
01:50:30
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by the way, in any context.
01:50:32
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So I would- - Nor have I.
01:50:33
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- I will look at them at the store in person.
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It could be that maybe I'll be won over by something
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that I think is ugly in pictures or vice versa.
01:50:41
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But either way, no plans to buy one.
01:50:44
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- All right, now I think it would be silly of me not to ask
01:50:48
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are spouses looking into buying them?
01:50:51
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and I can tell you that Aaron is completely uninterested
01:50:54
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in every plausible, impossible way.
01:50:57
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So Marco, what does Tiff think?
01:50:59
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- She is interested in general in the concept,
01:51:03
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but not that excited about version one,
01:51:06
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and she knows, see she's playing it smart.
01:51:10
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She said she knows version two is gonna be way better,
01:51:13
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and so she is going to wait.
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She really actually doesn't want version one,
01:51:18
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and she also has a little bit of skepticism
01:51:20
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about whether she wants to wear a watch at all
01:51:22
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'cause she also right now doesn't.
01:51:24
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We are a watchless family right now.
01:51:26
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So she's going to at least sit out version one
01:51:29
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as far as she knows so far.
01:51:31
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And of course, look, all of our opinions could change.
01:51:34
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Maybe once we see them, things will be different.
01:51:36
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But right now she is saying wait for version two.
01:51:40
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- Well, version three though, because like you imagine,
01:51:43
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do we agree that version two
01:51:44
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will have the same case as this?
01:51:46
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- You don't think so?
01:51:47
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- The iPad two didn't have the same case as the iPad one.
01:51:50
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the iPhone 2 didn't have the same case as the iPhone 1.
01:51:52
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- I know, but I think of the watch specifically.
01:51:54
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I mean, with the exception of possible changes
01:51:56
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to the air gap, I expect the second version,
01:51:59
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especially if it comes, like you said, as early.
01:52:01
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You know, if you consider this a six months delayed product,
01:52:03
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I think that the next version of this watch
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will externally look more or less the same
01:52:08
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and just have an upgraded CPU
01:52:09
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and maybe a slightly better slash different screen
01:52:12
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and come out fairly shortly after this one.
01:52:14
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That's my prediction there.
01:52:15
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So if that's the case,
01:52:17
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version three of the watch is the one you want
01:52:19
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because you're hoping at that point it slims down
01:52:21
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or it has a different look.
01:52:22
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I guess it depends on how much you like this look.
01:52:24
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- See, I think that the next one, version two,
01:52:27
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will retain the same connections for the bands,
01:52:32
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but I think its physical dimensions may change.
01:52:35
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So it'll be a little thinner,
01:52:36
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but the bands will remain functional on the new one,
01:52:40
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on the second gen.
01:52:41
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- They could shave a few millimeters
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if they did the screen lamination, I suppose.
01:52:44
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So then in that case,
01:52:45
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it wouldn't strictly be exactly identical, you know?
01:52:48
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like that it would actually be thinner, but not,
01:52:50
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but like the same little Airstream trailer,
01:52:53
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same number of buttons, same digital crown design,
01:52:55
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like the whole, you know,
01:52:56
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that it would be recognizably the same watch.
01:52:58
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- Yeah, maybe.
01:52:59
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I wouldn't really bet confidently either way.
01:53:04
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- All right, and then Jon, what is Tina planning?
01:53:06
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- I tried to pitch her on it,
01:53:07
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like because it's better for me
01:53:10
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if I can convince someone else
01:53:12
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that they really want that,
01:53:14
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like if she was super excited about it,
01:53:16
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by all means we would get whatever one
01:53:17
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she's super excited about as long as it's not gold, obviously. And then she would be
01:53:22
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the guinea pig and be like, "What do you think? How is this working?" You know, blah, blah,
01:53:25
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blah. And I wouldn't have to have something on my wrist, but she is not excited about
01:53:27
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it, so she's not getting one either.
01:53:29
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- So only two of the six of us are getting one.
01:53:32
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- I'm not admitting it to myself, and you're probably right, but sitting here now, no,
01:53:38
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it's only you.
01:53:39
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- Oh, you're definitely getting one. I think the only question is which one.
01:53:43
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Yeah, we'll see. Remind me of all of this in like two weeks.
01:53:48
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Thanks a lot to our three sponsors this week, Igloo, Audible, and Hover, and we will see
01:53:52
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you next week.
01:54:04
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Oh it was accidental.
01:54:07
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John didn't do any research.
01:54:09
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Margo and Casey wouldn't let him.
01:54:12
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Cause it was accidental.
01:54:15
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Oh it was accidental.
01:54:17
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm.
01:54:22
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them at
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I have no doubt that the best selling one among nerds, best selling one among listeners
01:55:04
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of our show, among listeners of any tech podcast, possibly among listeners of any podcast, and
01:55:10
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definitely among attendees of WWDC this year will be the 42mm space gray sport model with
01:55:18
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the black band. That is, like, we're going to see a million of those things among people
01:55:24
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I think you're probably right because of the sport. I think the space gray is far and away the best-looking one
01:55:29
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They just sound like little inert ones kind of like the empty
01:55:32
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What were they the empty lifesavers? I'm a cases
01:55:35
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Do you remember those like comp USA when the I'm a came in a whole bunch of colors?
01:55:38
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They gave retailers empty I'm at cases with no guts inside them
01:55:43
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But just the case themselves to see what the different colors look like
01:55:45
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I would like a watch that is a strap the case the glass but nothing inside it. No screen
01:55:51
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no internals right just so you could have it on your wrist occasionally like fiddle with the dial
01:55:56
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i guess they would still have to have the dial connected to something or whatever press the
01:55:59
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button maybe they leave a vibration engine in there too and it would also occasionally vibrate
01:56:03
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but but nothing you know it doesn't actually doesn't actually function just to get you used
01:56:07
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to the idea of like do you want something on your wrist because that's what i need i need it's like
01:56:11
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a training bra for watches i need something oh my god get me used to the idea or whatever the
01:56:17
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equivalent is in like horse bridles or whatever someone who knows someone who plays polo can tell
01:56:21
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tell us all about it. Like, just something to put on and get me used to the idea that
01:56:24
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something's going to be gripping my risk. And if I get used to that, then maybe I'll
01:56:27
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pay the extra money to get the fully functional version.
01:56:29
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I find it a little weird that you're so stressed out, both of you are so stressed out about
01:56:33
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having something on your wrist. Because I was a watch person for forever. And I gave
01:56:38
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it up for years. I couldn't tell you how many, I'd say maybe four or five years I gave it
01:56:43
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up, probably more than that, actually. And I didn't wear a watch. And when I started
01:56:48
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wearing a watch again, which was maybe a year or so ago, at first I was like, "Oh, God,
01:56:54
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what is on my wrist?" And that lasted like two days, and that was it. And then suddenly
01:56:58
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I was extremely happy about having a super convenient timepiece right on my wrist. So,
01:57:04
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John, your hair challenges aside, I think that you're overblowing a bit. You're overblowing
01:57:10
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a bit how difficult it is.
01:57:12
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Keep in mind that I don't even wear my wedding ring anymore.
01:57:16
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I wore my wedding ring for years after getting married.
01:57:19
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And you're right, you do basically get used to it.
01:57:22
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Eventually, I got unused to it again.
01:57:25
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And even the wedding ring went off.
01:57:26
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So like this type of thing where you do kind of get used to it, but it is still kind of
01:57:33
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slightly inconvenient and occasionally snags on things and occasionally pulls an arm hair
01:57:38
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and you gotta, you know, remember it and deal with it.
01:57:41
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That's the type of thing that I say that I have antibodies against that.
01:57:46
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That I will eventually say, "You know what?
01:57:48
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Yes, it's not a big deal that I have my wedding ring all the time.
01:57:50
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Yes, it's a very comfortable ring.
01:57:53
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But every once in a while, it annoys me.
01:57:54
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So why am I doing this?"
01:57:55
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And so, no, I don't wear my wedding ring.
01:57:57
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And this watch would have to earn its place to my wrist by doing something useful for
01:58:05
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I'm not even entirely sure that my phone has earned its place because, honestly speaking,
01:58:09
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they continue to update the iPod Dutch,
01:58:10
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I would probably still be buying them.
01:58:12
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- Now, when you go out, do you feel naked
01:58:16
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if you don't have your phone on your person?
01:58:17
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Because when I-- - Absolutely not.
01:58:19
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- Okay, now what about you, Marco?
01:58:21
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- Oh yeah, I would, when I go walk the dog,
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I don't bring a wallet or usually any kind of keys
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or anything, no cash, no identification,
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but I bring my phone.
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Like, I feel okay leaving the house
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without a wallet, on foot at least,
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but I would not leave without my phone.
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- Yeah, see, and I think that, well, John is John,
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but Marco, I think that you will come to that point
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with the watch very quickly, much quicker than you expect.
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- If it does something useful for you,
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I mean, think of all the times you saw me
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before I got my iPhone 6.
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It's not like I was carrying my other cell phone with me
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most of the time, it's like I didn't,
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a phone, I didn't care.
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- Well, you were hiding it from us.
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- Well, no, but like I was, you know,
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how many times did you see me take or make a call
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on that phone.
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Most of the time it wasn't with me,
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and if it wasn't with me, it wasn't doing anything.
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Or it'd only be with me at like,
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like that little thing you keep in the pocket by your door
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to break the glass in case your car goes off into the water.
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Like it's only there for emergencies.
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It's not there to actually be used,
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or it doesn't have a place in my life.
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I have to remember to bring my wallet with me
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so I don't get, you know, pulled over
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and not have my license, right?
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I travel light.
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And the watch, it has the advantage
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that I guess I would have to strap it to myself
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in the morning and it would just always be with me but I can imagine forgetting to do
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that and getting to work and going "Oh, another morning I forgot to put on my watch, that
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thing that I bought for 300 something dollars that I still haven't found a use for."