108: Zero is Better Than One
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What is that background? Right? It's from Last Exile, which is an anime series that neither one of you has heard of, let alone seen.
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I've seen it. It's really good. You have not. Yeah, what makes you think I haven't seen it?
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Tell me about it without googling. I know nothing about it. I've never seen it. All the great shows.
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So, Jon, why don't you tell us about how Crossy Road is doing financially?
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Why would I do that when it says in the notes that we already talked about this?
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Alright, let's not talk about this because everyone has keep sending us the same everyone keeps sending us the same link
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And I'm tired of getting it. Well. Here's here's what happens everybody has a bad memory
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What we talked about cross your was finances on at least two episodes
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Maybe three in the first one it was before they did one
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They did a major update and in the first one I was looking at the top grossing charts
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And I was saying given their position on the top downloading chart because they were like you know one of the top handful of apps
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On the top free chart, but they weren't very high on the top grossing chart
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So what I said was at that position on top three they should be making more money and so maybe they can monetize better
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because you know there's not really much reason to ever pay them when you play the game and then they they did an update a
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Few days after the episode came out and then they they very quickly jumped up the top grossing chart and the following week
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We talked about that where we said hey
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Looks like they fixed it. They're making a good money now great good for them and
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so tons of people now have only heard that first part and
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Or only remember the first part and are telling us look you are so wrong because look they made all this money
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When in fact we did already talk about this the following week when we said now they are making tons of money
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I think we read an interview with them where they said they were there were now didn't have to work again
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And it made enough money to be set for life and so on and so forth
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That's why I felt like we covered already, but this is actually a new story right with updated updated financials
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But the story the week after we first discussed this basically the developer said we never have to work again, so
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Reiterating that they still don't have to work again even less or more. I don't know whatever they really don't have to work again
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Anyway, we'll put the link in the show notes for people who want to read the numbers, but it's like
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I'm just reading what's in the show notes here ten million dollars on 50 million downloads cross your road is a good game
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They deserve to make a lot of money because they made a really good game
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Exactly. Yep. Now I the main reason I wanted to bring this up again is because the of that new interview or piece on it
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That was on polygon. Is that right? Yes polygon and we've gotten that link a thousand times, which I appreciate
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Everyone is trying to keep us informed which is very nice of them
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But we have seen it and it's pretty much the same thing. We already knew so thank you
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In other news we should talk about our anonymous tipster
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Who sort of came through and yet sort of didn't on?
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the Apple event and obviously we'll talk about Monday's event a little bit later, but
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There were there was a win and there were some not so win. We have not not so good results for this tipster
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Do do you want to take us through that John and where he where he or she did well and where they did poorly?
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Yeah, we kind of fell down on the previous show because at one point in the previous show
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I was trying to nail down how we will know whether
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this whether these tips panned out because it was kind of vague and there was some bit like what are the criteria for success and
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then we kind of wandered off onto some other topic and we didn't really
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pin it down if we had it would have helped because as
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The keynote was going on and I'm reading people's tweets and stuff
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About 50/50 people were saying oh my god that tipster was a hundred percent white right or
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Haha that tipster didn't know anything nothing. He said was in here like
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Obviously different people saying that one set of people like the same
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we're all watching the same presentation and some people are getting the impression and tweeting to the
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The to that effect that they think this tipster was either right or wrong
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That's because we didn't really nail down success criteria if we had like a bingo card or a checkbox
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Like I think Casey you tweeted a little checkmark of like things that we would check off as the tipster was right or wrong
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But as it turns out the tipster himself or herself
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yourself gave some--
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their own analysis of the success of their things.
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Now, when we were talking about the hub,
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and people pointed me to the link for that AV adapter thing--
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what is it, HDMI video output using USB-C, DVI, digital AV,
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multi-port adapter, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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There's two of them, actually.
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That is not what the Tipster was talking about.
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The Tipster explicitly said, that's
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not what I was talking about.
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So if you think the Tipster was right
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because you saw that adapter,
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the Tipster him or herself says,
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nope, that's not it, right?
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The Force Touch thing was in the keynote
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with those exact words,
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the trackpad, the Force Touch trackpad.
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So you gotta give that one, right?
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So it's like at least, there was only two predictions,
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one Force Touch, two this hub thing.
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- Right, and the Force Touch thing,
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I don't wanna minimize that.
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That was pretty significant.
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That, from what everybody's saying,
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Yeah, I mean, like, nobody guessed the new key switches.
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Like nobody, Mark Erman didn't say anything
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about new key switches.
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He did mention a newer layout,
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but he also said the whole thing would be narrower,
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and I think it's not.
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We have to double check on that,
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but I think it's actually,
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I think it's the same width total,
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or at least it's very close.
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Just the keys themselves have like less padding
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between them, so the keys themselves have gotten larger,
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but I think the overall width of the keyboard
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is about the same.
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But nobody said anything about the new key switch type,
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the very low travel of the keys,
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which will be controversial,
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and but the Force Touch trackpad,
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I think that's significant.
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I think this tipster has proven himself
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to be somebody in the know.
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Even if the second hub never comes out,
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I think he or she has proven themselves
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to be well informed.
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- I don't know about that,
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because the Force Touch was super guessable.
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I would be impressed by Force Touch
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if the phrase Force Touch had never appeared
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in a previous Apple keynote, you know what I mean?
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But because they use "For Such" to describe the thing on the watch,
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and because the Germin rumor said that the trackpad wasn't going to move but would be pressure sensitive,
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you can put that together without any actual knowledge. You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, that's a fair point.
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Like, I mean, you still have to be lucky. You still have to, you know...
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That's still... That was correct. Like, those things matched up, I'm not saying...
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But it's the type of thing that was guessable with not too much, you know...
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If you had to come up with a rumor that was plausible, you could have staked your reputation on that
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and say, "Well, I feel pretty good about it.
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They'll probably use the same term if they don't. Oh, well."
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And the second thing about the hub that wasn't announced,
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the idea that there's going to --
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if the Germin removers were right, which they were,
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and this thing's just going to have one port on it,
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the idea that there will be a whole bunch
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of different adapters that you can plug into that,
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some of which will have multiple USB ports,
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kind of like hub, is also kind of a gimme,
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but Apple didn't announce that.
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And as we discussed, it's very rare
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that anyone who's going to leak knows when products are going to be announced.
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So it doesn't mean this product doesn't exist, but it does mean that this product was not
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announced at that keynote, and that was specifically this tipster's prediction.
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So I guess I'm gonna give like a...
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I'm gonna give a less than 50% grade, because it's like two predictions, one came true,
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but the one that came true was guessable, and the one that didn't was the quote-unquote
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most interesting one.
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We'll just put this in the back burner for now
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and see if that however comes out,
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but it just goes to show, even when you get boring rumors,
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you can't count on them being right.
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- Yeah, I would give a little bit better grade.
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I would say more like, you know, 67%.
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'Cause I don't wanna deal with competing numbers.
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- You know, what was interesting to me
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about the follow-up email we got from this tipster
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was that this individual seemed utterly convinced
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that it was a thing because it was something
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that they claim to have seen at work. And I'm, maybe they've worked on it, maybe they haven't.
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But you know, it's something that they're so confident in existing that they said,
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it's going to happen. It's just a matter of when and those are my words, but that was kind of the
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message we got. And so I thought that was interesting. And it's kind of, granted, if,
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if you were fabricating all this and wanted to string us along, that's exactly what you would
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say. However, I thought it was interesting. And the way they talked about things, I'm not going
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I'm not gonna read this verbatim,
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but the way they talked about things,
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it certainly sounded like,
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it sounded to me like it was genuine,
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but how can you really tell?
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It's an email.
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So I'm curious to see what happens
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over the next six months or so
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to see if maybe this hub thing is the real deal or not.
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- I think even if this tipster is 100% authentic,
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I think they don't understand how products get released.
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Like say we 100% believe them,
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and they've seen this,
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tons of people inside Apple have it,
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it's all over the place.
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until the day they ship it, at any point,
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Apple could say, you know what, now,
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we're not gonna do this one, right?
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And so how can you say, you know,
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this definitely will be shipping.
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You don't know it will be shipping
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unless you're the one who makes the decision
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for it to ship, right?
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Like, even if everyone inside Apple has this hub
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and has been testing it for months and months,
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does not mean it's ever going to ship, right?
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So that, I feel like, you know,
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if you have this information, you shouldn't,
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like, how can you so confidently assert,
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unless you're trying to snow somebody,
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that it's definitely gonna ship, it's gonna be a thing.
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Until something ships, it's not gonna ship.
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I mean, Apple can put it up on their website
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and tell us that Snow Leopard's gonna have ZFS support,
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but until it ships, it hasn't shipped, right?
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- That's true, I don't know.
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- How funny is the adapter that did ship?
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- Oh, I mean, $80 makes me stop laughing real fast.
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- That makes me laugh more, 'cause it's so audacious.
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I mean, this is amazing.
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- Yeah, so I think this is, I mean,
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we don't wanna spend too much time on tips and tipsters,
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but this was our experiment with tips.
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I would call it a bust.
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It was a boring tip that didn't come 100% true.
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We left in a situation where we're like,
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well, they might know something, they might not.
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Tips are boring.
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We probably won't do this again, oh well.
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- Oh, I like this so much more than you do.
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So here's what I would love.
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- All right, so please email Marco your tips.
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- Maybe, okay, so I think there's some kind of law
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in California against soliciting people to break NDA, so I don't want to do that.
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However, I think it would be really funny if we got if it just became a thing that
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we got fairly accurate tips about the most boring Apple stuff possible about
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the packaging yeah like material with the packaging be how many USB ports the
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next Mac Mini will have like just like the most boring like I and I'm sure
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there's far more boring stuff than that. Like, you know, what if the airport express gets
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gigabit? Like, there's like all sorts of like stupid little things. I would love it if we
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became like the place where people sent those tips to our show. You know, you can send Mark
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Germin all like the actual stuff anybody cares about. And you can send us the stuff that
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is so boring that you might not even get fired for sending it to us because it's that boring.
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Well, to be fair, if anyone is going to really get off on some sort of boring, god-awful,
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ridiculous tip, it's probably the three of us.
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- Yeah, that's a fair point.
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- So play to your audience, Tipsters.
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When I've gone to buy a mattress,
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and I've done that a few times now,
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'cause we have a house, so we had to furnish a guest room
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and all sorts of stuff, so I buy mattresses
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maybe every 10 years for some reason or five years,
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and every time, it's like a high-pressure salesman,
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just like a car dealership. It's hilarious like how high pressure they are and kind of
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the prices are like extremely flexible and oh well we can't discount this but we can
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It's soft I guess.
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You go along the next one, this is soft too I guess.
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And this sounds at first kind of crazy.
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foam is polarizing.
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A lot of people think it's like too hot or not bouncy enough or whatever.
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And you know, pure other foams and pure springs can also be, you know, there's like pluses
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and minuses.
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done. They have a hybrid approach that combines the best.
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It combines premium latex foam with memory foam to really
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that hotness that you get from it sometimes, you know, and all
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this stuff, this is all made in America. So I've heard from a
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rumor mill that John Siracusa has a Casper. Is that true,
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Yeah, I didn't get one when we had our code, so I had to wait around until we had another
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code to buy it with, and I did.
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And I just have one tidbit to add.
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We all talked about the little box that it comes in and how it expands and all that cool
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The box they send it in has a label on top of it that says different sizes, like twin,
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queen, king, whatever it is, right?
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And like with checkboxes, and you know, we got a small one, so whatever it was, it was
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twin, twin was checked off, right?
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My question is, if you get a king size one, does it come in that same box and they just
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check off king?
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Because that would be even cooler.
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Because mine, it's a twin size bed, and it's a small box, you think, wow, I can't imagine
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twin size bed in there.
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And you open it up, you follow the instructions, they give you like a little letter opener
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tool to open the thing, and it expands and it's really cool.
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But all I can think about is how much cooler it would be is if in that same box they sent
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you a king size one, and how much that would expand, and how much that would be compressed.
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Anyway, it's exciting, unfortunately.
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You only get to do it once, and then it's inflated.
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And then it just becomes a really nice bed. And I was impressed. It's really nice. I don't like,
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I don't typically like memory foam mattresses because I feel like they, they like grip me too
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much. This one does not do that. So if you've tried pure memory foam mattresses and don't like them,
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this mattress is not like that. It's a nice kind of like hybrid between.
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Yep, I agree. So all this is available at shockingly reasonable prices. So normally,
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you know, a good mattress, usually if you want something high quality, it's going to last like
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a decade or more and be good the whole time. You're usually paying like 1500, 2000 bucks for
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something like that Casper mattresses cost between five
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hundred dollars for a twin all the way up to nine fifty for a
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king now come on I mean that's ridiculously cheap nine fifty
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for a premium quality king size mattress and that it's delivered
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to your house I mean that's crazy talk they also if you go
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to casper dot com slash ATP and use code ATP at checkout you
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also get fifty bucks off so that way you can have a king for
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nine hundred you can have a queen for eight hundred full
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size for $700. I mean, these are incredibly good prices for high quality mattresses. So
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check it out. Casper.com/ATP. Thanks a lot once again to Casper. You really should check
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these out. It's an incredible deal. Free trial for 100 days, made in America. Just the right
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sync, just the right bounce. Thanks a lot to Casper.
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So we should talk about the Apple event for Monday. And I don't know how you guys want
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to go through this. I don't know if you want to do it in chronological order, which would
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require one of us remembering what the order of the events were.
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Who cares? New MacBook.
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Alright, new MacBook. So, what do we think?
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John, you're the least likely one of us to buy one.
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I don't know if I'm the least likely. Casey's probably the least likely.
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Why do you say that?
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You've got the oldest Mac, and the one most in need of replacement, right?
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I love that we're arguing about this.
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Well, I probably do need to replace my personal Mac,
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and I know that I'm getting a new work Mac because it's been three years now,
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and that's apparently the cycle we're on.
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But no, I don't suspect that I'm going to be buying a new MacBook.
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Sitting here now today, I use USB often enough that I would want to have at least one if
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not a couple of ports.
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That being said, I only ever really use one USB port at a time.
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So there's really no reason why I couldn't get one of these absurd $80 adapters or the
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phantom hub that doesn't exist that will exist that may not exist that our tipster talked
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about which would provide you with two USB right exactly in theory that would be enough
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but I don't know I just I think if nothing else I'd want something with a little more
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horsepower I know a lot of people have been lamenting that apparently the the performance
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characteristics are roughly on par with a 2012 MacBook Air which what with it being
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2015, that's a little bit on the old side. And as I'm one to buy computers every three to four years,
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usually, I would want a computer that's basically more than I would ever need today,
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so that in three or four years, it's exactly what I need.
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**Matt Stauffer** Yeah, that's what I was saying, that I'm not the least likely to get one. You
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probably are. Whereas I have an old MacBook Air and I can replace it with this new one. And if it
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If it only just eliminated the scream of the fan as my kids play Minecraft incessantly
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on it, it would be an upgrade.
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It has no fan.
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But anyway, the thing about this laptop, first of all, the Germin rumor was 100% right.
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This is what they mocked up.
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I don't think they got anything wrong.
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Trackpad doesn't move.
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It's got one port on the other side of his headphones.
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The keyboard was laid out just like they said it was.
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It's retina, like 100% on the nose.
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And I have to think that it would have been a cooler keynote if we didn't know all that.
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Don't you think it would have been more exciting?
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It's the same thing.
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Like, you know, we got spoiled.
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And it's not like Star Wars where
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you have a fighting chance.
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I've been trying to avoid Star Wars Episode VII spoilers.
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And just by not going to movie sites,
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and like, you can pretty much do that.
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I was going to say, I've had zero spoilers from Star Wars
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because I don't care.
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Right, but I mean, I get--
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I don't think it would have been possible for me to avoid this.
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It's just tweeted at me too much.
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Like, you know, I don't mind.
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I wasn't trying to avoid it.
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I went to it.
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But it does take away from the event
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and the glamour of the event.
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But this is exactly what they said it was going to be.
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We talked about this at length, about if it
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does come with one port, why would it only have one port?
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What do I get with one port that I don't get with two ports?
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And we speculated a lot about it.
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As it turns out, Apple felt no reason
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to try to justify the decision to have one port.
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They barely even emphasized the fact that it has one port.
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They talked all about the attributes of the port,
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which we talked about as well.
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you know, the USB 3 and with the Type-C connector that can be reversible, which we all like,
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and you can put display over it. You know, we talked about all this stuff before, that was all there,
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but they did not even... they didn't even... they weren't defensive at all about the fact that there was one of them.
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They didn't even emphasize it that there was one of them. Like, if you weren't paying attention,
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you would just assume... might assume there was one on the other side.
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They didn't emphasize the fact that they took away MagSafe. They didn't say anything about,
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you know magsafe was great but it's just too big to fit on the like they didn't
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they didn't give a reason or an explanation or talk about magsafe at all
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like it was just this is the thing they didn't even say how the thing would be
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charged obviously through the one port but they didn't they didn't emphasize
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that they didn't they didn't show it being plugged in they didn't show the
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power adapter as far as i can recall they certainly didn't they didn't show
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you plugging that adapter into it like as far as apple's presentation and
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marketing materials are concerned, this is a disembodied notebook that never needs to
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be connected to anything.
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We all know it plugs into charge, but all the things that we talked about, if this product
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had not leaked and we hadn't talked about it amongst ourselves for a long time, I think
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we would have watched an introvert video and said, "Wait a second, how do you power it?"
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Because they did not emphasize the things that are different about this notebook in
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terms of how it's powered, how many ports it has or anything like that.
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All they did was talk about the benefits of USB Type-C with no discussion of the drawbacks,
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which I thought was interesting because in the jobs era, very frequently they felt the
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need to be preemptively defensive about large changes.
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Even when they took away the floppy drive or anything, there'd be some kind of statement
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about you think you need it but you don't, trust us, none of that here.
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It was just like, this is what it is.
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It's the new MacBook.
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Yeah, I have a couple more thoughts when you guys asked you know what I buy one of these the chat room got particularly
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Grumbly because they said oh this isn't the computer for me. Well. Yes, I know that but
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The whole point of this little thought exercise was would I buy one or would it serve my needs just yes or no
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And I don't think the answer. I think the answer is no additionally
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You know people in the chat are saying well CPU performance isn't the issue I wouldn't be so sure
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Obviously if you were if you were compiling large projects, then that could be CPU bound
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Although not necessarily but either way especially for work specifically less so for home, but for work
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when you're living in a VM all day any
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extra bit of CPU power certainly helpful and
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Furthermore probably the biggest issue I have with this machine is that 8 gigs of RAM?
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I don't think is sufficient for the sorts of things that I do on a regular basis, especially at work
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especially running a Windows VM all the time.
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And there's no way to get more
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because there's no build to order option.
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So no matter how you slice it,
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I don't really think this is for me.
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Additionally, if you've ever transcoded in Handbrake,
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you're obviously going to want something
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that has a little bit more CPU performance
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than a 2012 MacBook Air.
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Not that I do that every day,
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but I do it often enough that I'm going to want
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to have more CPU performance.
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Do I need it?
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Maybe not, but I want to.
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- Right, I mean, I think you can look at this machine
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And very obviously, you can know,
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if you're listening to this show,
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the chances are this is not gonna be your main machine.
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Like anyone listening to this show,
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if you're enough into computers,
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if there's a good chance a lot of our listeners
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are developers, anyone listening to this show,
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this is probably not your main machine, period.
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Like that's it.
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This machine is for a lot of the same reasons
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people bought 11 inch MacBook Air so far.
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And the 11 inch MacBook Air was actually,
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in some ways more capable because it had like, you know,
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full thunderbolt expansion and everything and more,
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you know, more ports.
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But for the most part, it had similar issues
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and similar limitations.
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People buy 11 inch air mostly because either they're
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carrying it a lot every day, like on their shoulder
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or on their back and they really need like the smallest
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weight possible and/or they fly a lot,
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especially if they're flying coach,
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where the tray tables are so small
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and if the person ahead of you like leans back an inch,
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which everybody sitting in front of me always does the
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second the plane is like the second the wheels are off the
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ground boom the seats in your face and if that's the case and
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if you want to work on a plane pretty much the only laptop you
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can really get is the elevenings like the thirteens
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even have trouble the fifteens. I know because I
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usually have a fifteen. There's pretty much no hope of using a
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fifteen on a on a coach tray table. So if you are if you're
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flying a lot or if if the weight if the carry weight is
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extremely important to you, then this is a really good machine as a travel machine or
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as a portable machine. If you're going to be doing coding work on it though, then it's
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really probably not for you because coding, you have a number of issues. For me the biggest
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issue is actually not the CPU speed, it's the screen space. It has a scaling mode that
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to go up to 1440 wide simulated, which is the native res of the 15, but all the 15 goes
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higher and I use it higher. But it has a scale that goes up to that. I don't know how useful
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that'll be. I mean, the 15 can scale up to 1920 wide, but it's too tiny for me to use
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comfortably. And I have 20/20 vision so far. I mean, not for long probably, but right now
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I still have good vision and I can't use it at that size.
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People asked about that in Twitter. Someone asked, "Do you think you could do development
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And what I said is, yeah, probably.
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The answer to the question wasn't whether Marco
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could do development on it.
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Like, can one do development on this?
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And I think that the CPU, the RAM, the screen space,
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everything about it is sufficient to develop
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an iOS or a Mac app.
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If you don't know any better, and if you don't know
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how much faster it is on a faster Mac, it's fine.
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Like, it will get the job done.
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You'll wait longer for compiles.
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Your Windows will be more compressed.
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You won't be able to have the kind of layouts
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that you may be accustomed to, but you will be able to do it.
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This is as opposed to like, is this a good machine
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for doing web development where you
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have to have five Windows VMs running all the time?
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No, it is not.
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Because that is like-- that's a capability thing.
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It's just a no-go.
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And by the way, someone--
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JohnL2112-- Rushfan, I guess-- in the chat
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says, "SSD swap makes RAM limits less important."
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I'm sure that there are people at Apple that think that,
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but they are not thinking clearly or are not engineers.
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Because yes, technically it makes it less important
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than it was, but it is still super duper important.
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The difference in speed between disk and SSD is huge.
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The difference in speed between RAM and SSD
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also still remains huge.
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So having only 8 gigs of RAM, don't assume,
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well, it's 8 gigs of RAM, but it's all SSD,
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and the SSDs are really fast, so it's not so bad.
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You cannot run five Windows 7 VMs for different versions
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of IE all at the same time in this and not suffer.
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- Yeah. - Right?
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It's just not going to happen for you, right?
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So I think you can do iOS development.
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You can't do anything that really, really, really needs
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more than eight gigs.
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I just picked VMs 'cause that's something
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from my work life where I'm constantly running
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tons of VMs and no matter how small you make 'em,
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they can tend to be very big.
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and disk space similar.
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Like, you try to keep the VM small,
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but as they proliferate, they start to fill up your disk
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and you realize you're spending half your disk
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on stupid Windows VMs.
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And if you put them on external disks,
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where are you gonna plug the external disk in?
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Now you gotta dongle, blah, blah, blah.
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So it's not a great machine for development,
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but you can get it done.
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And I really think that there are a lot of people who,
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like I bet a lot of the most amazing apps
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that we all use were developed,
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especially if it's like a developer's first app,
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were developed on Macs that we would all consider
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like insufficient to do development.
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Oh, I need a really fancy fast computer.
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It's like, yeah, you really want
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a really fancy fast computer,
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but sometimes you just gotta make do with what you have
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and you can actually get it done.
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You will just wait longer for compiles
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and go make yourself coffee, you know?
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- Right, and also, I mean, you know,
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keep in mind that things do move forward.
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Like Xcode now running on hardware from seven years ago
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is not gonna be as good as Xcode seven years ago
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was running on that hardware.
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You know, like Xcode has gotten bigger
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and the compiler has gotten bigger if you use any Swift.
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Swift is much slower to compile than Objective-C so far.
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And I don't know if they fixed that entirely
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with the incremental compilation.
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Anyway, it at least was.
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The simulators are larger.
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Like they need more screen space
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to show an accurate simulator
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because the iOS devices have gotten larger.
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And now you have possibly the watch simulator
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next to the iOS simulator.
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And so you have all these windows that have to be open.
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God help you if you want a documentation window also.
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I mean, you have the organizer,
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and you're submitting things to iTunes Connect.
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I mean, there's a lot of screen space needs
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when you're doing modern iOS development,
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and they keep increasing as the hardware gets bigger,
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and the simulators get bigger,
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and you have more things you need to do.
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So, again, you're right, Jon.
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If you want to do development,
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whenever you say, oh, well, this kind of computer
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is not suitable for development,
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you'll instantly get tons of replies from people saying,
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I have one of those and I develop on it just fine.
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Yes, you can do it, but it's all,
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you can do it, but it's a lot nicer
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if you have more screen space, more RAM, and a faster CPU.
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- And it's best not to know how much faster things are
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on a faster computer, because once you know,
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and then you go back to the other one,
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you're like, oh, I can't do this.
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Whereas if you just don't know,
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I know a lot of people back in the day,
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they got their very first Mac,
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and whatever they were doing was it,
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they were just super happy, 'cause it's like,
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wow, I really like it, it's shiny,
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It's neat, it can do something,
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I can do something with it I couldn't do before.
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And they have no other Mac to compare it to speed wise.
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Like they're doing an all new thing.
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Like how do they compare how long it takes
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to make a DVD and iDVD if they've never made a DVD before.
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And little do they know that that same task
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of like making the DVD at the end
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could be like five X faster on a big fancy Mac.
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It's like, oh, you can't use that to make DVDs.
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They don't know, they can't let,
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as far as they're concerned,
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this is just how long it takes.
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So if you've never built an iOS app
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and you click build and run
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and it takes a certain amount of time,
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you're just like, I guess that's the amount of time it takes
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and honestly, it probably takes way longer
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than you would think it would ever take on any computer.
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'Cause if you've never compiled anything before,
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like wow, I guess compiling takes a long time.
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But whatever time your first Mac takes,
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you're like, all right.
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And this is like a 2012 MacBook Air,
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which is not particularly fast to begin with,
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but just people just deal with it.
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- Right, I mean, like I've mentioned before,
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I had one of the very first generation
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base model MacBook Airs in 2008.
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and that was the 1.6 gigahertz really, really slow processor
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that would overheat for a lot of people.
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I developed Instapaper partly on that.
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When I was on the train going to and from Tumblr,
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I would be working on Instapaper in Xcode
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on that MacBook Air, the first gen that everybody hated.
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It sucked, but I did it, and I knew it sucked
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'cause I was going home to the computer
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that Jon is still using today.
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I was going home to that awesome Mac Pro, so I knew.
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But mainly the issue that I've always had
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with doing development work on laptops,
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it's always screen space first.
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Performance is inconvenient when it's really bad,
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like the MacBook Air, but for the most part,
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screen space is always my limiting factor.
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And so from that point of view, look, this machine,
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if you're worried about screen space,
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if you're worried about performance,
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and if you're worried about the number of ports,
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this is not the machine for you, period.
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You can get it if you really want it,
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'cause it's really sexy and light, you can get it,
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but it's not the best choice for you. I would say, you know,
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a lot of people have not really given this a lot of a lot of
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credit, but the the update to the thirteen inch retina MacBook
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Pro at the same time, which is already available. People
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already disassembled it. The update to that, I think, is is
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really interesting as well because, you know, it is not
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like a noteworthy computer. It is not like they don't they
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don't replace that and everyone goes who it's so it's so great.
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I want I want to buy one of those immediately like no one
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on CNN is talking about the 13-inch Retina MacBook Pro.
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- I was excited about it.
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I've always thought that it's been a great machine.
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Like, just a great compromise between, you know,
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it's gotten so thin over the years.
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Once the 13 started to get as thin as,
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almost as thin as an Air, and then the fact
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that they gave it the new track pad
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and the screen has always been good.
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I've always said that that's a great machine,
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but you're right, it's not, it doesn't make headlines.
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- Right, but it is like the middle of the line.
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Like, to me, there's three MacBooks worth getting, really.
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Like, these days.
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I used to say the 13-inch Retina,
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I mean the 13 inch Air was like the default one to get.
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These days I'm not so sure.
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I think I would say 13 inch Retina.
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It would be like the default one,
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like if you don't have any specific needs,
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you just kind of general purpose all things,
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okay, get 13 inch Retina.
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- I would say the 13 inch Retina or this one,
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depending on who's buying it.
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- Well, maybe, okay.
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But so this one, like, this one I think,
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as I said, I think this one directly replaces
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the 11 inch MacBook Air, and I think the 13 inch Retina
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Kind of already replaced the 13 inch MacBook Air and then the 15 inch retina
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You know, that's I think those are the three laptops that are worth getting this new one for those super portable
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13 inch retina for normal 15 inch retina for Pro
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That's like if you have if you need the the pro things which is the more screen space the more horsepower then
00:32:46
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You know the some different ports, but for the most part you're talking about screen space and horsepower
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I did say last time I was thinking about buying one of these things now. I'm not so what changed you I started thinking about
00:32:57
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when I actually use my laptop. And what I had said last time was I find that I'm not frequently
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getting coding work done every year or whenever I go on trips. I'm not getting coding work done
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as much as I want to and therefore I can go with a smaller screen space. I started thinking,
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you know, the times I do go on trips where I do need to get significant work done,
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like one of the biggest ones is WWDC every year, where I often need to do coding work
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for labs and stuff, or installing new betas and testing stuff. And in the last few years,
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I've edited this show. And so I have like podcast editing, which I love having tons
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of screen space for, because Logic is a massive screen space hog. So I have podcast editing,
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and I have Xcode on this one trip I take every year. And I don't take that many trips. And
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This is one where if I had the small screen,
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I could do those things on it,
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but I would really regret not having the 15
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during those times.
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I'm going to wait until Broadwell come to the 15 inch
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and probably just buy one of those
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because it would kill me if I spent those trips
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in the next few years using this tiny little screen
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and just kicking myself saying,
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"Man, I wish I would've just gotten the 15
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"because when I'm doing these few important things,
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"I really, really need it."
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What I would like to know is who is this computer for?
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What is the target audience for this computer and I'm thinking about it, and I'm thinking well, why would I buy?
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This who would I buy it for and why would I buy it?
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the first person that comes to mind of course is Erin and I
00:34:35
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Got her a MacBook Air or for her birthday last year, so
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Then I thought to myself, okay. Well, what would stop her from using this would the CPU performance?
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Absolutely not would the disk space absolutely not she stores nothing on her computer
00:34:52
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but what she does have
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Hanging off of her MacBook Air is a couple of Fitbit adapters one to charge with and one that is like the general communication
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Nubbin thing that's a technical term
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and obviously
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She could charge the Fitbit by way of say an iPhone charger or something like that
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But if she wanted the Fitbit to communicate with her computer or not with her phone, which I believe is an option as well
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I don't have a Fitbit. So I'm talking a little bit out of my comfort zone
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She would still need at least one
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USB port and
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That would require one of these ridiculous $80
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$80 dongles and
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That's kind of unfortunate, but if it wasn't for her Fitbit say hypothetically if she had an Apple watch
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She would pretty much never plug in any
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USB device for any reason whatsoever
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Now the other obvious thought I had was well, what about students and people in the chat are saying that as well
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well, that makes sense too and granted I haven't been student in over a decade but
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Last time I was anywhere near students USB drives
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You know thumb drives whatever you would like to call them. We're a big thing and people were using them a lot now
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That doesn't mean that'll continue tomorrow. It doesn't mean that it'll be that way forever, but today
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Not being able to use a thumb drive without a freaking $80 adapter. That's
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kind of crummy, so
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You know who is this for is it for these quote-unquote business people at my job?
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You know the project managers and and the other business consultants, maybe
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but again, I mean thumb drives are a thing and
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I'm I don't see that going away soon. So who is this machine really for? Well again, I think it's
00:36:49
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People who fly a lot in coach, you know or or who fly a lot anywhere
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But it's it's it's mostly valuable compared to the other laptops in coach
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So people who fly a lot in coach and also if you're carrying it around so like if you're the kind of person who?
00:37:02
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Walks around your office all day going in and out of meetings in and out of conference rooms
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And you're constantly carrying a laptop with you during that time to take notes on or check email or whatever people do in meetings
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I really have no idea
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It's like that is what this is for. This is not for
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Sitting on a desk being plugged in all day
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I mean you can even tell like I think one of the one of the reasons why the lack of
00:37:25
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Magsafe is less of a problem or that Apple maybe thought it was worth or it was okay to get rid of it
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is because this really obviously isn't made to be used at a desk all day.
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It doesn't have the connectivity or the horsepower or the screen space really to do that very well.
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I think this is really, this is made to be used out and about while traveling, walking around, whatever the case may be.
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And so this to me, it's like,
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the reason why it charges through a USB port and not something that can be torn off is because iPads and iPhones charge that way
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and this is meant to be used the same way. This is meant to be like you charge it up
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at night, you plug it in when you're done at the end of the day, and when you're using
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it, you're moving around somewhere. You're picking it up off a table, you're in an airplane,
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whatever. It's not plugged in, just like an iPad. Whether that's going to pan out to be
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useful that way, whether the battery life is going to be that good, like when a CPU
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is very underpowered for the task you're asking it to do, it's going to be hitting 100% a
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and it's gonna stay at 100% for longer
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as it's going through those tasks.
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And so the battery life might end up being really bad
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if you're hitting it very hard at all.
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We'll see if that's the case with this.
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Modern chips are pretty good about that kind of stuff,
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so it might be less of an issue.
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But for the most part, I think that's probably
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what Apple was at least thinking,
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and it's probably what most usage will bear out.
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If you're using this just like for notes
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and web and email and stuff,
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you're not gonna really be hitting anything that hard,
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especially if you don't install Flash.
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I think it's meant to be used like an iPad,
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which is away from its cable all day, plugged in at night.
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And time will tell whether that ends up being realistic.
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- Yeah, you know, I think you're probably right.
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And more real-time follow-up,
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I'm getting from Robert Thomas on Twitter.
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I've been a university student for six years.
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I think the last time he used a thumb drive
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was four years ago, so guess what, I'm old.
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And who was it in the chat?
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Somebody in the chat, I've lost your name, I apologize.
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Dave Wood pointed out that there is a straight USB,
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traditional USB adapter for only $20.
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- Yeah, but then you can't power it though.
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- That's true, but as you just said,
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it does theoretically have all day power.
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So maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree here
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and it's certainly possible, but I don't know, it's just--
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- Well, thumb drives are gonna come
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with Type-C connectors soon enough
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'cause Type-C will rapidly replace the old USB,
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I think, on basically everything.
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- Yeah, in the same way HDMI is replacing VGA.
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- I would say mini display board,
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I mean, like on all the Macs, you know what I mean?
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you can't have on this.
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- So I wanna talk about the limitations of this device
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and by talking about the limitations,
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I think we'll get to the heart of who this machine is for.
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And I'm gonna try to talk about the limitations
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and it's usually, you shouldn't speak in a defensive way
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about things I'm going to try to preempt the tweets
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that I know are already being typed about this thing
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based on past comments, because I keep getting people
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trying to explain to me why this thing has one port
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I already said that in the keynote, Apple did not feel the need to talk about why this
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thing only has one port at all.
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No justification for it.
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The key sort of preemptive defensive point I want to get to is that I'm okay with this
00:40:41
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thing only having USB type C. I expect the things to only have USB type C, certainly
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like the errors or anything error-sized, right?
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I'm okay with everything about the machine getting rid of MagSafe, getting rid of all
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the other ports, not having dedicated video out, like, because this is the super thin
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skinny machine.
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The promise of USB-C is you don't have to have 50 different ports.
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Like, it is better to just have one type of port than to have a million different ports.
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I'm okay with everything about this, except I want—the only point was I wanted an explanation
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of what do I get with one that I don't get with two.
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A lot of people are saying there's not room for two in here.
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Well, it's not as if the case is imposed on them by another manufacturer.
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They choose the size of the case.
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They can make any dimension of this one or two or three millimeters wider to make room
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for another one.
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Even within the existing case, it's possible that they could have wedged another one in
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the other side and moved the headphone port or whatever, but even if they couldn't, they
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make the case.
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They can decide whether there should be two.
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Also doesn't mean that there isn't a reason.
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There isn't some advantage you get with one.
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People have still suggested power things, that maybe powering two ports would cause
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Maybe the circuitry to handle two ports, like you'd want to be able to charge from both
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ports, right? Maybe the circuit should be able to handle that, it makes things too big.
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If you look at the inside, you look at how much they shrunk down the motherboard, there's
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not a lot of room in there, right? Again, Apple chooses the size of these things, so
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it's not, you know, if Apple decided they wanted to have two USB Type-C ports, they
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could have. The fact that this serves as power as well, which means that you can't use this
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thing to sort of charge your devices, which many people who have laptops do, like they
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sit down at their desk, they plug the thing in, they charge the devices, now you need
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to have a dongle for it or whatever. So, my only issue with the ports on this is that
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that no one has, Apple has not given an official explanation
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for why there is only one and not two, right?
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And I don't see any advantage
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to having only one port and not two.
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I see tons of advantages for not having any other ports.
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Like I understand that direction.
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I understand that eventually this thing
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will probably have no ports,
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except for some kind of magnetic snap
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on inductive charging thing when we get to that point, right?
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I understand this is forward-looking.
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I understand all this stuff about it.
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The people are gonna tell me, you don't understand.
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It's just like the original MacBook Air.
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Yes, yes, totally agree 100%.
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The question is, why couldn't they fit another one of these?
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'Cause they're so small, they're so tiny.
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You could surely find someplace for another one
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unless there's some reason that you not have one.
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So right now I'm going with
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that it's a philosophical statement
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and that merely having one port
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will look like a backwards thing in the future
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if we just think of it as like a power type thing.
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In fact, the thing that's gonna look the oldest in this
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is a stupid headphone port,
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which we don't seem to be able to get rid of
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because that is the most like old school archaic,
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you know, round, like soon it will be the biggest port.
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It's already the widest port, I think.
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I mean, like, the highest port, you know what I mean?
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I think it's higher than USB Type-C, but it's not as wide or whatever.
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Anyway, my complaint about it having one of these still stands, mostly because I don't
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see what you would have lost by putting another single USB Type-C port somewhere else on the
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machine on the other side or something.
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So that's one limitation, we can put that one aside.
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Second limitation, key travel.
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Marco already talked about it, they showed it in the video, they tried to spin it as
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at this cool switch mechanism, the keys don't bounce, I like that video, I thought that
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was good marketing, like the slow-mo with the fingers and the wobbling and everything,
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like even if it doesn't matter, like it's just the old one looks old and busted and
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this one looks new and shiny. But that's not a lot of travel. Apple did not feel the
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need to emphasize the fact that there's less travel here and it might take getting some
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use and I also feel like that's something that in the past, the past Apple might have
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felt some need to say, there's less travel and it might feel weird at first but you get
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used to it and actually you'll type faster on this.
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And I've heard people say, who have typed on this at the event, that it does feel weird,
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but they're surprised at how fast they go.
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I think Jason Sneller, maybe it was Jason or someone else said that it was kind of like
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a hybrid between a physical keyboard and typing on the iPad keyboard where nothing actually
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I don't know if this is a good limitation or like, is it actually a positive or a negative?
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But at the very least it's something where people are probably going to want to go to
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to an Apple store and type on one
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and see how you feel about it.
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- Oh, definitely.
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I would not pre-order one of these things
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without typing on it.
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- Yeah, I agree.
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- The spacing looks okay.
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Like Marco said, the rumor that the spacing is tighter,
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I can't tell, but I bet if you're a super good touch typist,
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you'll go into the Apple store and you'll be able
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to kind of feel if like the keys feel a little bit off
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for you or whatever.
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But I have some confidence that this will be okay,
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but I'm, I don't know, I'm definitely gonna go
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into the Apple store and try it.
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We talked about the arrow keys in the past,
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based on the rumors, the mock-up rumors,
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which are exactly right.
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The left and the right arrow keys are full-size keys
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and only the up and down are half-sized.
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And I once again complained about
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why can't I get full-size up, down,
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and left and right arrow keys?
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The answer is kind of battery-related,
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which is another limitation I'll get to in a second.
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But also, as I said, it's Johnny Ive,
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does not want an asymmetrical cutout for the keyboard.
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Like, he's big on symmetry.
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I like the full-size left and right arrow keys.
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That's better than nothing.
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but I was excited by the fact,
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if you look at this keyboard,
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do either one of you have like a screenshot
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of this keyboard up right now?
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Go to Apple site and take a look at it.
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I was excited by the fact,
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maybe excited in an evil way,
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that somehow somebody forced Johnny Ive
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to put something asymmetrical on this keyboard.
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Do you see what it is?
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- Oh, I see what you mean.
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The space bar is not centered.
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- Yes, the space bar is not centered on the track pad.
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Now, of course, keyboards have tons of things
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that are asymmetrical for historical reasons
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and you know, like the tab key is not the same
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with is the slot, like the keyboards are not entirely symmetrical, but putting the space,
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the off-center space bar right next to the exactly centered trackpad really emphasizes
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the fact that one of these things is asymmetrical.
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Now the outline is still a perfect rectangle, and again for battery reasons more than anything
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else on this particular machine you can't do that, but I still long for on the 15 inch
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full size arrow keys that are bumped, I know it would be uglier, I understand that it would
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break up the symmetry of the design, but like the fact that like, you know, form over function,
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it's more important for it to be aesthetically pleasing
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than it is for me to have full-size up and down arrow keys
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means that I will never wanna do programming
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on a laptop keyboard.
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Not that I really want to anyway, but no.
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The half-size arrow keys drive me nuts.
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I mean, maybe people don't use the arrow keys
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as much as programmers do.
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- I've never, I mean, you know I will nitpick anything.
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I've never had a problem with that.
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- I can't stand it.
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I miss hit them, I hit them, it's just,
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I don't like it at all.
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And you know, if you use VI keys,
00:47:09
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who needs the arrow keys?
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If you use Emacs key bindings, who use the arrow keys?
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but I use the arrows in combination with modifiers
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to move around documents.
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And so I don't like the half-size hour.
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It's not a deal breaker.
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It's not anything new with this thing.
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And in fact, this machine has more excuse
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than any other machine to not move those things down
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because of the incredible shallowness of the enclosure.
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If you move them down, you would be cutting into batteries,
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precious battery space.
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And that brings me to the final, well, not the final,
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we'll talk about the track bed, I guess, too,
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but the final limitation I really want to emphasize here,
00:47:41
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Battery where they Phil shows up there telling us about the scallop to the terraced battery thing
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We're like look if we tried to fit a regular battery would stop here
00:47:49
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But we made it layered batteries and we can fill up more of the space and as I tweeted at the time
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I saw that you know, what else would give you more room for battery fill?
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Tapering the damn thing if you just make it perfectly it's barely tapered as it is
00:48:05
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You're just torturing yourself the original one the wedge shape the wedge shape was part of the aesthetic, right?
00:48:10
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The original one is like it's you know, oh, it's a wedge or whatever. It is barely a wedge
00:48:15
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All you're doing is making your own life worse if you made this thing the same thickness from front to back
00:48:20
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Think of how much more battery it's not like an insignificant amount of battery
00:48:23
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The batteries in this are so slim and so skinny and so tiny
00:48:27
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like that not tapering it could give you like 30 40 percent more battery and
00:48:33
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Here's the thing about this chipset, which everybody's using there was like, you know, this PC laptops out with this
00:48:38
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what is it, the Core M, whatever it is?
00:48:41
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- You see that Dell, the 13 inch borderless Dell?
00:48:44
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That one actually looks really nice.
00:48:45
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I wish they would have done that here.
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- And some of them have 18 hours of battery life.
00:48:50
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And again, Apple taking credit.
00:48:52
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We've done this without a fan.
00:48:53
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I'm like, well, Intel kind of did that for you.
00:48:55
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You cannot, if you did not have this chip,
00:48:57
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you cannot make it fanless.
00:48:58
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Yes, it is a feat to make it fanless,
00:48:59
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but there are lots of PC makers using the same chipset,
00:49:02
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getting insane battery lives,
00:49:03
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literally 18 hour battery lives.
00:49:06
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People were hoping let's see what Apple can get out of this Apple instead went for thinness
00:49:10
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They're like the the MacBook Air's like they get like, you know
00:49:15
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13 to 15 hours of battery life out of them easy
00:49:17
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This one gets less it gets nine hours about your life with the super low-powered chipset
00:49:21
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Why because it's so damn thin they don't have enough room to put any battery in they they're going backwards
00:49:27
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They're going to the sort of the the iPad philosophy of like what is an acceptable level of battery?
00:49:31
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We think nine hours is acceptable, right?
00:49:34
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Therefore, make it as thin as you can
00:49:36
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and keep nine hours, right?
00:49:37
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And they did, which is fine, it's a particular trade-off,
00:49:39
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but the taper, that's what kills me.
00:49:43
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The taper is no longer, I think,
00:49:44
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a strong aesthetic for this.
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I don't see what advantage the taper gives for carrying it,
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'cause I find it less comfortable to hold
00:49:51
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by that skinny edge.
00:49:52
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You always have to turn it with the fat edge down.
00:49:54
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- It also, by the way, it makes it harder to open the lid.
00:49:57
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Like, you need two hands.
00:49:58
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I mean, I haven't tried one of these yet,
00:49:59
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but usually with the skinny little ears,
00:50:01
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you need two hands to open the lid
00:50:03
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because it's so fiddly and thin on the end
00:50:05
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and so light it pulls both sides up.
00:50:08
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- I mean, that may be true,
00:50:09
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even if you made it the same thickness all the way through.
00:50:13
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In the first computer, to use this super duper
00:50:18
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low power five watt chipset,
00:50:20
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to have it not be at least comparable
00:50:22
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to the old ears is disappointing.
00:50:24
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It is a reasonable trade off
00:50:26
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and I agree with making things thinner,
00:50:28
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I agree with everything they're doing,
00:50:29
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just that once it gets down to this thickness, I feel like the wedge shape is no longer giving
00:50:34
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you the aesthetic boost needed to justify the battery that it is shaving away from you.
00:50:39
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Yeah, and the chat room is pointing out that, you know, obviously batteries add weight.
00:50:44
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And so if they didn't tape rate and fill the extra space with batteries, it would make
00:50:48
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a heavier laptop. But I'm thinking at this size, two point one pounds, two point two.
00:50:52
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Yeah. I mean, most of the way you're talking about like the enclosure and stuff at the
00:50:56
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screen. I don't think the difference in battery there would be a significant weight increase.
00:51:01
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- It could be less, not less weight, but it could be comparable weight because if you look at this
00:51:05
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machine, I kept seeing this all on a story, it's like, "Wow, look how much battery is," because
00:51:09
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they made the motherboard super small, so it's like all trackpad and battery, right?
00:51:13
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This machine, I'm going to guess, this machine volume-wise has more aluminum than battery.
00:51:20
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You know what I mean? Because they can't make the aluminum too thin, or you're going to have
00:51:25
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of Ben Gate with the new MacBook, right?
00:51:29
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Especially as it tapers, if you look at the cross section,
00:51:31
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they showed that is in any way accurate.
00:51:34
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There, I think there is more volume of aluminum
00:51:36
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in this device, even just in the bottom part,
00:51:37
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more volume of aluminum than volume of battery, maybe.
00:51:40
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I don't know, that may be pushing it,
00:51:41
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but the sidewalls can't be that thin.
00:51:44
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They have to be certain thickness for structural integrity.
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There is very little room left in these things for battery.
00:51:50
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And that taper could be cutting your battery room in half
00:51:54
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by the time you get to that tapered edge of the thing.
00:51:57
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So I think it's okay for there to be a machine
00:52:00
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with these compromises.
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I would just also like to see a,
00:52:04
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I mean that's why I talk about the 13 inch.
00:52:06
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The 13 inch is basically the non-tapered air,
00:52:08
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but like twice or three times as thick.
00:52:11
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- And that's why I think it's important
00:52:12
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because what we're saying basically,
00:52:15
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like Apple already makes a computer that's not tapered,
00:52:18
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but still really small
00:52:19
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and has a full travel depth keyboard.
00:52:21
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It's a 13 inch Retina MacBook Pro.
00:52:23
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- Right, but it's not like, I feel like,
00:52:26
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if you made a non-tapered version of the new MacBook,
00:52:29
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it would still feel like a different class of machine
00:52:31
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from the 13, because it would have the weak CPU.
00:52:33
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It would have like, that's more limitations, right?
00:52:35
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So what is the name of that chipset?
00:52:37
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I keep getting it wrong.
00:52:38
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Is it the Core M?
00:52:40
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- I believe so.
00:52:41
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- Whatever it is, the five watt integrated,
00:52:43
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really small low power chipset
00:52:44
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that turbos up to 2.9 gigahertz, but starts out at 1.1.
00:52:47
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Like it's five watts, that's what you're getting.
00:52:50
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That's how you can have a fanless thing, right?
00:52:51
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That is a limitation of this machine.
00:52:55
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And you get dividends for that limitation.
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Fanlessness, I am all aboard for that.
00:52:58
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Like, I love it.
00:52:59
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I love the fact that, I even love the fact
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that they tried to hide the antenna internally.
00:53:02
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If the performance of that antenna is great,
00:53:03
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no big black, you know, plastic thing.
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The fact that it's all metal,
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the fact that it's all sealed up,
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I almost wish they could make it waterproof
00:53:09
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at this point, right?
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I love all that about this machine.
00:53:12
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And I feel like if you made this exact machine,
00:53:14
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but with no taper,
00:53:15
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it would still feel like an entirely different class
00:53:17
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of machine than the 13 inch.
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Even though the 13 inch is only like, you know,
00:53:21
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six millimeter sticker or something like that.
00:53:23
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But the 13 inch, like you said, full key travel,
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real chip set, you know what I mean?
00:53:27
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Fans, right?
00:53:29
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- Right, ports, like, it would still feel
00:53:31
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like a different class of machine.
00:53:33
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And so, you know, so let's get to who this machine is for.
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I'm, you know, I'm always trying to get my parents
00:53:41
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to buy better computers 'cause I hate supporting them
00:53:43
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on their ancient, like, white iBooks
00:53:45
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or whatever the hell they're using.
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I don't human.
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Anyway, I get tired thinking about it.
00:53:49
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I think this would be a great machine for my parents
00:53:52
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because they don't do anything that's so demanding
00:53:56
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that this machine couldn't do well for them.
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And they don't need like 18 hour battery life,
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nine hours is plenty for them.
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It has fewer things that can go wrong.
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It has fewer moving parts.
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It has no fans, so I don't have to worry about them
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suffocating it with like puffy pillows
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when they have it on their lap on the couch or something.
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And it's so small that they could move around
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like it's a manila envelope.
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I think this would be a good machine for them.
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if they can tolerate the keyboard
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and if they're not freaked out
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by the haptic force touch tap thing.
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who tried the keyboard and force touch,
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the keyboard everybody was a little polarized on,
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but the trackpad, everyone seemed to love.
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I mean, I didn't hear a single bad thing
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about the trackpad.
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- I'm fully willing to believe that it's awesome.
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In fact, I'm hoping that, again,
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this is another reason I'm gonna recommend this
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to my parents, my mom likes tap to click.
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I can't stand tap to click to do that,
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but she uses tap to click, right?
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And so this is gonna be awesome
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because it's basically like adjustable tap to click, right?
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Where it's, she's not going to accidentally hit it
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and you can adjust how much force I think it requires
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to like to do the thing.
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I think this trackpad is gonna be great.
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And you know, that's why I'm excited
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to see it on the 13 inch.
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I think the non moving trackpad could be a real win.
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'Cause honestly, I don't, I've never liked,
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I don't like trackpads period.
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I didn't like the ones with the button on it
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when they got rid of the button.
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I didn't really like the whole idea
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that the whole thing slanted,
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including the part that I was tracing my finger over.
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So like you said, all the reviews of this have been great.
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and I'm totally willing to believe that they've nailed it
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on this trackpad and that, you know,
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in the same way that like trackpads replace trackballs
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and they were kind of weird in the beginning
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and they settled down, like once Apple goes
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to this kind of trackpad everywhere,
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once they inevitably add force touch to all the iOS devices,
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it'll be like, how did we ever live without this?
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- Ben Thompson's in the chat saying
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that he has tried the keyboard
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and it does take some getting used to,
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but you absolutely will.
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And he also said that the trackpad is,
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and now I'm quoting, "mind blowing."
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So just like you said, Jon, everyone seems to love it.
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The other question I had, which I only want a very quick,
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to put in a very quick thought about,
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is if the headphone jack is really that big
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and really causing that much extra thickness,
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I mean, we have Bluetooth headphones, that's a thing,
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but yet we don't seem to have embraced it yet.
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Do you guys see a future when A,
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they take away the headphone jack and say,
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if you really wanna listen to your computer,
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get Bluetooth headphones, and B,
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that Marco is finally thus compelled
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to embrace Bluetooth headphones?
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- Okay, so I'd asked you right before the sponsor break
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whether or not you think that the headphone port
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will eventually go away on these MacBooks,
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or perhaps even iOS devices, and if they do,
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does that mean you'll finally be compelled
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to embrace Bluetooth headphones?
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- So I should start this by saying
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I have embraced Bluetooth headphones.
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- For travel/mobile purposes, but not for your desk.
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- Correct, and I think many people would find
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similar trade-off because they have batteries and they need to be charged.
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And so if you're sitting at a desk all day long and you're not moving around,
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you're plugging into a computer on the desk, you know, just go wired. It's
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easier and they're lighter, they're more comfortable because they are
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lighter, you know, there's no big batteries or anything. So then you don't
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have to charge them because, you know, Bluetooth headphones, battery lives and
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use range from a few hours to a lot of hours but you're not talking months, you
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know, you're talking... If you actually use Bluetooth headphones full-time
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listening to music most of the day every day.
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- How often do you need to recharge them?
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- Every other day, two days maybe.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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So you're talking a substantial annoyance
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that if you can get similar benefits from wired,
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might as well, right?
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So Bluetooth headphones though,
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where I love them is like when I'm walking.
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So if I'm commuting or if I'm walking the dog,
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well commuting like on a train, which I hardly ever do,
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but if I'm doing that, I'll bring them.
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If I'm walking the dog, I bring them on dog walks,
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they're great.
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We are moving in a direction
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where they're gonna become more common.
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Most of that's because of the Apple Watch, in my opinion.
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MacBooks possibly losing headphone ports in the future,
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that's a distant secondary concern, I think.
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I think the issue that we have,
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and what will hold Apple back here,
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is that Bluetooth headphones by nature
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are complicated devices.
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They have some kind of pairing interface, they have RF.
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- They have batteries.
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- Exactly, and they have batteries.
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And so if you look at the kind of headphones Apple makes,
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and the kind of headphones most people use
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with their Apple devices,
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they're those little tiny white earbuds.
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And you can't make Bluetooth headphones that small.
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They do have Bluetooth earbuds, they do exist,
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but none of them are as small and sleek
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as the Apple earbuds because they can't be,
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because they need somewhere to put a battery.
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And if the battery is that incredibly tiny,
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it will last like an hour.
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And I don't think Apple would deal with that very well.
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You also need to have some kind of port on them to charge them.
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I mean, maybe inductive blah blah blah someday, maybe, probably not.
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Here's how they'll do it when they actually do it, because I think it will come eventually.
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There'll be tiny little earbuds, they'll have tiny little batteries in them, there'll be
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no ports on them at all, they'll last about an hour or something close to that, and you'll
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stick them magnetically to some little recesses inside your tiny little MacBook when you're
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not using them.
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Even if that was possible, I would question all that.
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I would say they would not do that because that sounds really clunky.
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Remember when they stuck the remote to the side of the iMac with magnets?
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Do you remember that?
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Oh yeah, that's true.
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That was a long time ago.
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I'm saying that would be the Apple way to do it.
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You don't plug these little turdy things in.
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You don't lose them because they're always stuck to your laptop.
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Because there is something very inelegant about even just the white earbuds and the
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short cord and plugging it in, it sticks out the side of your thing and you accidentally
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Bluetooth earbuds are more elegant, but like Marco said, the battery problem, batteries
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don't get better that fast, and so you can't fit a big battery in there, you can only fit
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a small one, and then you're stuck with the recharging problem, and you don't want to
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plug anything into recharging because that's clunky, so you could do inductive charge,
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those tiny batteries would inductively charge really fast off of your MacBook, you just
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gotta find some place to stick them on or in there, right?
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But that's not in the near future, I'm just thinking like future world stuff.
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Yeah, I mean this this is the problem like I think if I think Apple has run through the same calculus if they could
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Reasonably get rid of the headphone port they would have already and maybe in the distant future they will but I think I don't think
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That's that time is like imminent everyone thought every single iPhone release that comes out everyone predicts
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This is the one we're gonna get rid of the headphone port and they haven't yet and you have to ask yourself
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Why yeah, these are like the lightning port headphones
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I mean they could be the use the USB port for headphones like that's how they'll get that
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before they go wireless, they'll probably end up
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whatever single port is left on the thing
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that will do everything, including headphones,
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and hopefully their earbuds will have those little
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connectors or whatever, I don't know.
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- Right, and so you have, there are so many issues
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with trying to get this now, like trying to get Apple to,
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'cause that's what they would have to do.
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If they get rid of headphone ports,
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they would have to basically replace their earbuds
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with something else, and whether you have to,
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you know, if they have to buy it separately, that sucks,
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then all of a sudden, you gotta spend like, you know,
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forty more dollars or fifty more whatever they would charge for it probably more than forty but
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you know have to spend eighty more dollars on bluetooth headphones that uh you know just to
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use your iphone with a headset you know it it's not it's it's not great so this is the problem is
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the the bluetooth headphone situation just by nature of needing batteries and and you know
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bluetooth headphones they are they have like a certain minimum size and a certain minimum level
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level of clunkiness with and you know they need like a
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button and a switch somewhere to turn them on and pair them
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and everything like it's there's there's a minimum
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level of clunkiness up to them that I don't see Apple
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wanting to address so badly to get rid of the headphone port
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and that's not to say they won't eventually try this. I
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just I don't see this in the near future and if they do
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release bluetooth headphones, I think that would come before
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are a headphone port is removed from a prominent device,
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like to have them like first have the hardware tested out a
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little bit, see if anybody buys them, see if anybody likes
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them, because if they release an iphone that can't plug into
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any existing headsets, people are going to freak out and and
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much more so than having to buy new lightning cables like
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people are going to freak out and not to say that it doesn't
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you know that doesn't keep apple from doing things
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sometimes, but there's different degrees and different
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products and getting rid of a headphone jack on on on their
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most important product that that would not be taken lightly.
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So again, not saying this will never happen, but I don't see
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it happening soon now going back to the Mac book. I don't
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know. I'm sure Apple has done some kind of research to know
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like how important this is. I mean, they there's nothing
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stopping them from putting a USB type C port on the other
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side and just selling, you know, just like they have a
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$20 adapter to plug in USB devices, sell a $20 adapter that is a USB sound interface.
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I think that's more of a "I would not recommend that."
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Because I think the use case for this, everyone has the little earbuds from their iPhone or
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their iPod, and a lot of times you're working on a laptop in an environment where you want
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to watch some silly YouTube video that someone sent you but you don't want the sound coming
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out of the speakers.
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So you're plugging your little white earbuds, or even if you're just listening to music
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while you're, you know, typing away or doing your homework or whatever, like,
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you gotta be able to just quickly plug in earbuds with no adapter.
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Or have a wireless solution of those magical things that just, you know,
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click onto the side of your thing or something. I feel like that use case is
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more important than
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a second port. I would never give up the headphone port for a second USB
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C on this thing. That would be a bad trade. Because I see people do it all the time.
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All the time I see people with any kind of laptop, not just skinny little light
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ones, but any kind of laptop sitting in front of it,
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plugging in their headphones.
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- Right, I mean, it's common,
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but you also see people plugging in a lot of USB things.
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So it's common enough, I agree,
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but I think one of two things is the case here.
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Either they did enough research
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and they know that way too many people
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plug in their headsets and make Skype calls,
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listen to music, 'cause it's a microphone too
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if you use the headset.
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- But there's no replacement.
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Like with the whole USB thing,
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with people plugging in USB stuff,
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there's always a replacement, but there's no replacement.
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You have to have some way to make your computer
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stop making noise, but let you hear the noises
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your computer makes.
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- Oh, I see what you mean.
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- Whereas everything else, everything else,
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it's like, well, I don't have a thumb drive,
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but I can use Dropbox.
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Well, I can't plug it in and power something,
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but I can buy this dongle adapter.
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You need something.
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- Right, you want automatic disconnection
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of the built-in speakers.
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- But if Apple made their own official USB Type-C
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sound thing for 25, 30 bucks or whatever,
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well, knowing that I'm 40 bucks,
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if they made that, they're stopping them
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from coding that into the OS where it automates,
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'cause right now, it's two different sound devices
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and it auto switches logically in software.
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You know, it already does that.
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So they could do that if they wanted to.
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I think the more likely explanation
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for the headphone jack being there
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is that for other reasons,
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they only wanted to have one USB-C port
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and they figure, well, symmetry,
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we have the space over here for a port.
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What single port in this size restriction can we put here
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that would make some kind of logical sense
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that would benefit some people?
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And they added that one.
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I would think the iOS devices would ditch the head of them for before the Mac books too and whatever the iOS devices do to
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Deal with that. That's just what the max would do eventually anyway. Yeah
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Apparently I did not do enough
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Pre-explaining and preempting of stuff because Ben Thompson in the chat room is getting all feisty
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He's tweeting while he's listening to the show. Well an earlier tweet geeks are just unqualified to explain the new MacBook
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They are anti qualified. They're saying that Syracuse is way off base
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So John, why is Ben Thompson wrong?
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- He's not wrong in sentiment,
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he's wrong about what he thinks my position is.
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So I will try to emphasize again
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that the thing that is messed up about this machine
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with one port, like the reason it's gonna look weird
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and look back on as like an oddity and like a mistake
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is not because it has one port instead of two,
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it's gonna be looked back on as an oddity
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and sort of a mistake because it has one port instead of zero.
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I totally agree that basically the main thing that's wrong with this is like, iPads don't
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have ports in them.
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They never had ports in them.
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People complained in the beginning, but by the lack of, you know what I mean, the 30
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pin connector, it doesn't count.
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Well they do have one port that can charge it and you can plug in devices.
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I know, but you know, like no USB port for like an SD card slot or expansion, all the
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things that people would want.
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That's not true.
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The camera connection kit.
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I know, but they don't have a port.
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They just have one plug that you plug the thing into.
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Like there's no, there's no plugging in a USB keyboard.
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There's no plugging in it.
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There's no SD card slot.
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- There is actually.
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- Actually, yeah, you can.
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- With the camera connection kit,
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you can plug in lots of things.
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- I know, but that's an extra thing.
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You know what I'm saying?
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- So, so is the hub for this?
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- No, it's a proprietary port.
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It is not something that is a standard type of port.
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You know what I mean?
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What is gonna look weird about this in the future
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is that it has one.
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- I still don't follow this argument.
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- It's that it has one USB port and not two.
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What I'm trying to say is I'm entirely on board
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with the idea that the ports go away on this thing,
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that we go down to one kind of port
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and then eventually there's no kinds of port
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except for some proprietary thing
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that Apple makes up for charging or whatever.
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Like, that plugging things into your laptop
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would not be a thing in the same way
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that plugging things into your iPad isn't a thing.
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You say, "Oh, well what about the camera thing
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"and what about all the stuff you can plug in?"
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When you see people using an iPad,
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how many of them do you see
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that have anything plugged into that port?
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Almost 0% of them, right?
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I've never seen anyone with a camera connection kit
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in the wild.
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I've never seen anyone with anything plugged into that
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as a peripheral or whatever.
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Even when I see people using keyboards in keyboard cases,
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they're Bluetooth.
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30 inches from my head is a picture of the three of us
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at a table, on the table is an iPad
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with a camera connection kit plugged into it.
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- Yeah, well you're using it to stream a podcast.
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This is not a common use case.
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- The point is you saw it.
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Take iPhones as another example.
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Other than Mophie, you know, things plugged in battery cases,
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Do you ever see anyone with something plugged into their iPhone that's reading an SD card
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from it, that's using a USB thumb drive on it, that's doing anything like that with it?
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You just don't see it.
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The devices are telling you, "I am not expandable.
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There is one proprietary port used for charging and all data transfer, but most of the time
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you're going to be using me without something plugged into it."
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You see what I'm getting at?
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Well, but I think this laptop is exactly the same way.
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That's what you're going to see.
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Most people who buy this laptop, I bet, are not going to buy that stupid little adapter.
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But it has a USB port and it does not have a lightning connector on it.
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It does not have magsafe on it.
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It does not have a proprietary Apple thing that is not a generic port.
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But it's a USB port that nobody has any devices for yet.
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Anyway, ignoring this analogy, which is trying to show that you're trying to pick up this
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analogy was not the main point.
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My point is that I don't like I understand that ports are going away.
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I am all for that.
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I'm not saying let's hold back the tide, bring back the floppy drive.
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Like I don't know how much I can emphasize this.
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"Yes, get rid of all the freaking parts eventually!"
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- On an infinite time scale, they're all good.
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- All I wanted to know was,
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what am I getting for having one USB Type-C instead of two?
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And nobody's been able to tell me anything
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other than saying that one is less than two
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and eventually we're gonna get a zero.
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And I feel like zero is better than one.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, not practically speaking for this particular machine,
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but that is a statement.
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That is where we're going.
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There is a, it's a step change of like,
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well you have zero or you have one.
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If you have one, everybody's gonna try to cram everything
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through the one with a series of crazy adapters, right?
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Because you're like, well, you've got the one
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and it can do video out and it can do all these things.
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Like it is a stand-in for all the other ports.
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Because you have one,
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everything is gonna funnel into that one spot.
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Whereas if you had zero or you had lightning connector
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or something like that, it would be like,
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well, this is obviously not a machine
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that I plug things into.
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Like, yeah, you can plug your iPad into your Mac
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and use it as a separate monitor
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and you can do all these sorts of things with it,
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but no one is taking an iPad and like,
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Well, I'm gonna get that and I'm gonna plug something in,
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it's gonna charge it and it's gonna give my iPad
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a second display and it's gonna give me SD card storage
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for my iPad, nobody does that.
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But they will do that with this because it has the one port.
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So what I'm saying is like, if you're gonna do one port,
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if you put on two, then what happens?
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Well, it's a trade off, well, you have this,
01:16:20
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well, you have that.
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I'm perfectly willing to believe it's a trade off,
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all I'm saying is that no one has told me what I'm trading.
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And if you just tell me that I'm trading space on the case,
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that one I don't buy because I feel like you can make
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the case big enough to fit the second port on there.
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All right, now putting aside the second port thing,
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I am also totally on board with the idea
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that no one cares about the second port
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except for nerdy people.
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Totally, and thinking about use cases,
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but as I mentioned to my mom,
01:16:41
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just like as a actual example,
01:16:43
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but I think for basically everybody
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who isn't into computers,
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who wants to have a laptop computer in their house,
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this is the one to get because it's so small,
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you'll just put it with like the stack of magazines
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next to your couch.
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Like everyone should have, like I said, with the iPads,
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I feel like this is the type of thing
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that should just be laying around your house
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if you are a rich person in every room at your house, right?
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It's like picking up a magazine.
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Oh, I'll just pick up this iPad, like the iPad Air 2.
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Like you just wanna have a device
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that you can do web browsing on.
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You can look stuff up while you're watching TV.
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You can read your email or whatever.
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That's what these things are perfect for.
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These are computers for the masses.
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I totally agree with that.
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Like this is more for the masses than the 13-inch Pro is.
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This is more for the masses than any of the Airs are, right?
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This is the laptop for the masses.
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Getting rid of everything, getting rid of the fan,
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getting rid of ports they don't understand,
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making it super small and light.
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Nine hours is fine for the masses.
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The reason this is called the MacBook
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and not the MacBook Air 2, the MacBook Vapor,
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the MacBook Prelude, any of these other things,
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is because this is the Mac for the masses.
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People don't need all that other stuff
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that we're talking about.
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This is the one that they should sell the most of.
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It's priced fairly low, like 12, 1300 bucks.
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It's not like a $2,000 type of thing.
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I totally agree with that.
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I can agree with all of that
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and also complain about if they had made it not tapered,
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would it stop being the MacBook for the masses?
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No, it would not.
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If they had put two USB Type-C things,
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would it stop being the MacBook for the masses?
01:18:09
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No, I feel like the masses would also not notice
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that those two things were there
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and it would make it more capable with a trade-off
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that I think the masses wouldn't care about,
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but the nerdy people like us would really appreciate
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because we're not at the point of going to zero things
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and we are, you know, and I think that the taper
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is something that actually people would appreciate
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because I think it would make it easier to hold
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by that sharp edge because the sharp edge
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would be less sharp.
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So I don't know, like if I continue to get tweets
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from people telling me you don't get it
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'cause you're a geek, this is gonna be rather good
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for other people, I don't know how many other ways
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I can express it.
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I totally agree with you.
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I'm just saying that they could change these few things
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and unless someone explains to me the trade-off,
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I'm totally willing to believe that it's like,
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oh, you couldn't do this
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because the chipset doesn't support it
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because there's no way to do the circuitry,
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you know, the circuitry for controlling
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different power ports, would have made the motherboard too big, so on and so forth, but
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I haven't gotten any explanation.
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As far as I'm concerned, you can make the same machine, a few millimeters different
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in a few dimensions, get rid of the taper, put two USB type C ports on it, keep the price
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pretty much the same, have better battery life, and the masses would still love it,
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and we would love it even more.
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And as things stand, I still think it's kind of a great machine, and I would be perfectly
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willing to replace the 13 inch air I have with this one, because the screens on the
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error terrible and this one's just as fast and it has no fan. You see I I can't
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agree with you there because if the if the priority is to make as freaking tiny
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laptop as you can and I understand that you don't like that priority but the
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fact of the matter is I do like it I wrote a whole article about how I like
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it remember that article that was me. Well you're saying well why don't they
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why don't they add a couple millimeters here there blah blah blah I don't but
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they don't want to. So not thickness, length and width to make room for the port. You know what I mean?
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Okay, so they want this case. This case is what they wanted.
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That's not good design though, don't you agree? You don't design a car by designing the body first
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and figure out how you can fit the insides in there. I think that's a really shaky analogy.
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But I think the thing is they wanted a case to look like this because that makes a lot more sense
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in computers than it does in a car. I think they said, well, we want this case to look like this.
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And then I think they said, well, we only have room for one thing on the left hand side. We don't
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have any room on the right hand side, because we want to do a headphone jack for all the reasons we
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just discussed. We only have one thing on the left hand side, we could either make that a traditional
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MagSafe, a MagSafe 2, or we can embrace this new USB Type-C. Is that right? I already forgot what
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what it's called the USB-C and we could make it dual power and peripherals. And because
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people are slow and dimwitted myself included, because I just earlier in the show talked
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about how I have to have my USB ports and then couldn't figure out exactly which ones
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I needed or what I needed them for because people are slow and dimwitted. They need to
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know that they have some sort of parachute and they have some sort of escape hatch that
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allows them to plug something in. It may not be something that is worthwhile to you or
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to Ben Thompson or to whoever, but at least people know that they have, even if it's by
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way of a $20 adapter, they have a means of plugging in a USB device if the need arises.
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And so that to me is a much better choice than straight up MagSafe 2 because at least
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it gives options. Now granted, Apple doesn't always like to give options. But as they're
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dragging people into the future, and they refuse to stop thinking about tomorrow, john,
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they're trying to give some people the option of plugging in these legacy devices for the
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little bit of time they have to in order to move the world forward in the same way that
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they use that they did, and I think still do support using another computer's optical
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drive. If for some crazy reason, you're on a MacBook Air and must use an optical drive,
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arguing against zero ports and not for one port like you're saying you're saying is if well they
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need to have a port so people feel this safe yeah i agree i'm not saying now is the time to go with
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zero but you're not arguing against two like what is the argument like everything you said applies
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to two parts just as well as one you know what i mean yes i do and and i think the only answer i
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have is the answer that you're not going to allow which is this is the size case they wanted this is
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what they wanted to do if that was their philosophy if they actually did uh design the case first and
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figure out how to fit the insides in it, which seems like a not a great philosophy for it,
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because I mean you get the realities are like they didn't know how small they can make the
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motherboard. They didn't like they just I don't maybe they do design it from the outside and if
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that's the way they do it I don't know that's fine. I just think that's a bad way to design
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things because the insides have such an effect on the outside that if you are dead set on some
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particular dimensions like how would you even come up with those dimensions? Why not make it half
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this thickness? Well you know the reality of you know what the realities of the insides there has
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to be some key travel you have to find battery you have to put batteries somewhere like if
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you at a certain point you can't have moving keys with batteries underneath them because
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it's not thick enough so I feel like the insides do have some effect on the outside but regardless
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even if Apple totally designs the case first and figure out how they can fit everything
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in it I think that's a bad philosophy and they should design them together as one working
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in a single unit and that there should be some form of decision of what kind of product
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you're going to make.
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Is this going to be the one that has no ports?
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No, it's going to be the one that has some ports.
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How many ports is it going to have?
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Where are they going to go?
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Design that into it.
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Someone in the chat room says that, again, missing the idea that I think it's perfectly
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fine for this to have one and nobody will care about geeks, which I will keep repeating
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but people will keep telling me that I don't understand that because I totally do.
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This is like when they on their head, no floppy drive.
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And I would say it's more like the iMac,
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if the iMac only had one floppy drive
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instead of two floppy drives like the Mac SE had,
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that's what it's like.
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It's like, we're getting rid of floppy drives.
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They didn't get rid of the ports.
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They're still ports.
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They just have one of them instead of two, right?
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And can you get away with one of the ports instead of two?
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Yeah, you can, but what am I getting?
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Floppy drives are much larger
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than these tiny USB ports.
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What am I getting with one port
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that I'm not getting with two?
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And other than making some kind of philosophical statement
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and maybe saving a few millimeters here and there
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not on thickness, but on width and height, maybe somewhere,
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I just don't see what it is that I'm getting
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with one USB port instead of two.
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Even if you just pick it,
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it wouldn't be great to be able to put the power
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in both sides, depending on how you arrange your stuff
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on your desk.
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That's another thing you'd be getting
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with two ports instead of one.
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- Sure, but you would have a thicker computer,
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which is not what Apple wants.
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- Would it be thicker?
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I don't think it would be thicker.
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It would be like length and width.
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If you just shift the keyboard down two millimeters,
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make the case longer two millimeters there,
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Maybe we'll fit in the existing case for all we know I'm still not entirely convinced that that wouldn't fit there some people said because
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It fits on one side and you have the headphone port on the other
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I'm not quite sure if you if you couldn't get it to fit like that
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I just you know they designed the case they can make it would not be appreciably bigger of an add two of them
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But it would be bigger
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It would be bigger than it absolutely has to be it would get slightly longer battery life too because the bigger case would be
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You know what? I mean? Like it's just but then it'll be heavier and and the weight like that
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It would be the 13 inch retina
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But it wouldn't be like it again. Do you think this machine with no taper would still be extremely distinct from the 13-inch?
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Extremely it would be it would be way lighter way thinner right and and again all these things are saying
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I'm not saying this is a reason this machine is no good or whatever
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It's perfectly fine for everybody all I'm arguing about is for my specific needs or the needs of the geek people
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Where this computer could be a changed in a way to broaden its appeal?
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broaden it without narrowing the appeal without making it worse for those people because they are not going to notice the
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You know even just lessen the taper like they're not going to notice that they don't they're not going to that such connoisseurs
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They can say oh this one is tapered slightly less than the other one or wasn't the other one tapered a lot
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This one's only tapered a little or not at all like they don't care. It would be 2.1 pounds instead of 2 pounds
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They don't care. They don't notice those things next year's one would be 2 pounds
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Like they'll they'll eventually get there when the CPU takes 2 watts instead of 5, you know what I mean? Like
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There are very few drawbacks for the additions that I'm suggesting
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But there are a few drawbacks to you or you don't think the drawbacks are big.
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So who would notice these drawbacks? Who?
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See, I don't know that a regular person or even I would notice them, but the thing is,
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I'm not the one designing this computer and regular people aren't the ones designing this
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computer. This is all about what Apple wants and Apple wants the thinnest freaking computer
01:26:36
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they can get and the small…
01:26:37
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Yeah, Apple wanted a round mouse too and they were wrong on that one too and they still say
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they were right on that, so…
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But that's the thing is that they still think they were right the Apple does what Apple wants to do and that's the end of
01:26:46
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The frickin meeting and yes, I understand what you're saying that for an almost imperceptibly small addition in volume and in surface area
01:26:54
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We could have another port and that unequivocally I am not arguing would be hugely useful
01:27:01
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But in the end of the day the design goal from this machine seems very clearly to be make it as frickin tiny as you can
01:27:08
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And that's what they've done. Oh, that was true. You get rid of the USB port
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and make it a tiny inductive charging thing that slaps onto it like a little lamp ray and then we make it even thinner.
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It's not as thin as possible. You could make this thing thinner. You could reduce the key travel further.
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You could make the trackpad shallower. You could make this thing smaller and lighter. At some point
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they, everything is a, you know, like this particular compromise is, there's nothing dictating this particular size.
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You could make it even smaller and even thinner,
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shaving even more of these things off, millimeter here, millimeter there. They decided to shop shaving at this point and
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and they decided it wasn't important enough
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to find room for the second port.
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And it isn't important enough.
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Like this machine is great, it's great for almost everybody.
01:27:49
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I'm just nippling at this little tiny edge.
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This is the problem that, you know,
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it sounds like, oh, you're complaining about this
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and you're being defensive about this one thing.
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Machine is great, it's great for almost everybody.
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I would recommend this machine more,
01:28:00
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this, Mark was saying, you know,
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who this replaces like the 13 inch Air is the one,
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yes, totally, if someone says, I want a computer,
01:28:06
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plus or minus the keyboard travel,
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which I have to try myself
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before I completely unequivocally recommend it
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for everybody, this is the one to get.
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Apple correctly named this MacBook and not MacBook Air
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or any other variant.
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This is the MacBook, this is the future of laptops.
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Love everything about it.
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Just have these few quibbles,
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and then we keep arguing about it
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because people think these quibbles
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are not valid complaints in any way,
01:28:29
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and I think they're totally valid complaints
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about this machine that is the best laptop
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Apple has ever made, that's probably the best laptop
01:28:35
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for everybody except for people listening
01:28:37
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to the show maybe.
01:28:38
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- So John, when are you gonna buy one?
01:28:40
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- I might get one to replace my wife's
01:28:42
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'cause like I said, the 13 inch,
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she's got a 13 inch air
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and I hear those stupid fans running all the time
01:28:47
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and the screen is terrible and you can't look at it.
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And this one would probably be faster.
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Like even though the CPU is probably slower,
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the SSD in it is probably faster.
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It really depends on, actually,
01:28:58
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I can't really use it to replace that
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until I see if they have a,
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something to connect it to a monitor,
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the equivalent of the Thunderbolt display
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where you'll have some kind of adapter or power thing
01:29:07
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'cause it sits in the desk, right?
01:29:08
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- Yeah, well they do only for HDMI and VGA.
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Notably, it can't connect to an Apple Thunderbolt display.
01:29:16
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- Well I know, but like I'm assuming
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they'll come out with a new display,
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and it can't power the big Retina one,
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so you can't power the 5K iMac sized display from this.
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- And that's actually a good point.
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I think if they're going to come out with a new display,
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it's gonna be a 5K 27 inch.
01:29:30
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But if they do that, this laptop can't drive that.
01:29:34
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- Yeah, don't you think there's room in their lineup
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for like a 24 inch retina type thing?
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- No, no I don't.
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I mean they haven't had one for years.
01:29:42
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- Well I mean considering they don't seem
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to want to make monitors at all anymore.
01:29:46
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- That's, yeah, I think that's the big thing.
01:29:47
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I think they're gonna, at some point they're going
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to make a 5K Thunderbolt external display
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for whatever version of Thunderbolt can support that.
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Or maybe a future version of USB-C.
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Maybe the current USB-C can support it
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and we just don't know it.
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But I think people ran the numbers on the actual,
01:30:04
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like the GPU in this particular MacBook
01:30:07
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and I think it can't do output at more than 4K.
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But, you know, it wouldn't surprise me
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if Apple's just gonna wait until whatever bus
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can support it and whatever economics can support it
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and just do it in like two years
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and only the MacBook Pros from the previous year
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can plug into it.
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- I would like to have one of these, like I said,
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sitting on a little, you know, the table next to my couch
01:30:29
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or on like my bedside table, you know what I mean?
01:30:31
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Like I don't, I tend not to like laptops,
01:30:33
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but if I was gonna get one, it would be this type of thing.
01:30:35
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Like super thin, super light,
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all I'm doing it is web browsing and typing
01:30:38
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because as much as I love my iPads,
01:30:41
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if it comes time to bang out an email,
01:30:42
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I don't wanna do it on my iPad.
01:30:43
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I would much rather have this thing.
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So yeah, I would totally buy this for myself
01:30:46
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if I had money hanging around for a laptop, which I don't.
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- Well, I think the unit though,
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like this does have lots of great uses.
01:30:55
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I mean, that's one of the things I've considered for years,
01:30:58
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picking up like an old or refurb
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for a very, very baseline 11-inch Air
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to basically be my bedside laptop,
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'cause I will so often want,
01:31:08
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like we'll go up to bed and I'll be like,
01:31:10
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"Oh, you know, I had an idea.
01:31:13
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"Before we go to bed, I wanna type up an idea,"
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or for a blog post, or type up an email or something,
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or respond to some emails or something.
01:31:20
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I wanna do things that involve typing,
01:31:23
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and normally I just have an iPad up there,
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and I don't like doing those things like you on an iPad.
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I'd rather have a keyboard.
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- Do you use dictation?
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I've been doing that lately,
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'cause dictation is actually pretty good in iOS,
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and I don't wanna type,
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so I will just use the dictation thing
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on the keyboard in iOS to do longer things.
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- I would very quickly be kicked out of bed
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if I tried that.
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- I mean, mostly, yeah.
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You don't do it when someone is sleeping next to you,
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obviously, but I find it more efficient than trying to type,
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but I still would want a keyboard
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for something longer, obviously.
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- Yeah, and so if I use laptops a lot,
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I would totally get one of these things
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for my bedside laptop, but because I tend to only have one laptop and I don't use it
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so often that I would be able to justify having a second one, I probably, you know, I'm probably
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not going to do it. But I totally see that. I think you're going to sell a lot of these
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things for a whole bunch of uses where people aren't really plugging anything into it except
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power sometimes.
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So I'm sorry, you're saying this would be your night laptop?
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Yeah. My upstairs laptop and my downstairs laptop.
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If you can afford to have one of these things in every room, you should have an iPad Air
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2 in every room and one of these things in every room and you ask just for convenience,
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Just so you can pick it up.
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Well you can have three different colors now.
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So you can have like, you know, my weekend one is the gold one, obviously.
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Oh, well no, no, no, you gotta have one in every room and then as the seasons change
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you rotate them out for ones that are different colors.
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Tiff is totally on board with this plan, I can tell.
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Two more tiny tidbits about this thing so we can move on.
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more light up Apple logo on the back instead it's mirrored.
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You know I'm actually surprised it took them this long to do that because there has to
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you know to some degree that's that's leaking a non-trivial amount of light.
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And it weakens the back of the case too. Yeah it weakens the back of the case it's leaking
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light out so that you got to compensate for that so the screen is evenly lit and it's
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and that and you know I'm sure it wastes power and I'm sure it's not a massive amount I mean
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there's a there's a ton of light behind an LCD anyway but it's something and so as you
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you get more and more power constrained
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as you try to eek every little bit of battery life
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out of something and every little bit of power
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out of something, that starts to become significant.
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And so, I mean, in this case, it was probably,
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honestly, in this case, it was probably about thickness
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and not any other reason, but--
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- And I don't think it's kind of like that look,
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not that it's tired or anything,
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like it is still kind of a nice look, but--
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- It's a little tired.
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- It's old at this point, and adding mirror
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gives a lot of the same effects,
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but just with like kind of a different look
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and they can show off like their precision polishing
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machining of things. I think it's nice. Yeah. And the other one is the backlit keyboard,
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which I kind of like backlit keyboards, but I never liked the kind of way, like the light
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leakage around them. It just wasn't really like a clean look. And now, I mean, obviously
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they emphasize this again as a feature, but it's a side effect of the fact that the keyboard
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is so damn thin that you can't, there's no room for an entire layer of light underneath
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the thing. Embedding tiny LEDs inside each thing actually probably saves space and is
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is a nicer look and it's just better.
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And all I could think of was,
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can you imagine going up to the menu in your Mac menu bar
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and hovering over a menu item
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and seeing the keyboard shortcut highlighted
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with LEDs on the laptop,
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like if they just did that system wide?
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- Oh yeah, I mean a lot of people were saying like,
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wouldn't it be awesome if these things
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were software controllable,
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to be able to turn them on and off dynamically.
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Now, the reality is, as like thinking through it,
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that sounds incredible,
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it's very unlikely that that's possible in this version
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because that would require controller hardware
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in the keyboard to be able to independently
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turn them on and off, as opposed to just like,
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turn on all of them and turn off all of them
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at this brightness level, you know?
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And that circuitry probably doesn't exist in this model.
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- It would be a pretty thin wire.
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Like, you could be done, if it's gonna show up,
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and really, it's mostly just like a cool, nice to have thing
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maybe it would be helpful for like, training purposes
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of just like, reminding you what the keyboard shortcut is,
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I don't really know, it just seems cool.
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But it's, yeah, if it was gonna show up anywhere,
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it would show up on one of the thicker computers first.
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and honestly I'm not entirely convinced of the use case.
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It's just as soon as you have individual lights,
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you immediately start thinking of ways to control them.
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- Well, I mean, the use case is just like the use case
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of having a light-up keyboard at all.
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- Yeah, well, some people who aren't touch typists
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need to look at the key caps to see where the keys are,
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and even people who are touch typists occasionally
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need to look at what symbols on the FN key
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'cause they don't remember where.
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- Well, yeah, but even if you're in a pitch black room,
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the reflected light from the screen is usually enough
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to illuminate the keyboard enough.
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I mean, like, it's totally,
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illuminated keyboards are really nice.
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Totally unnecessary, but really cool and really nice.
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And that's why they do it.
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- I know a lot of people who swear by
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the backlight keyboard and will say that,
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whether this is true or not, will say that they can't,
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they can't type in the dark without the backlight
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on the keyboard, you know?
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And like, I agree with you about the screen light
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and everything like that,
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but many people are very attached to it.
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And I've seen people not buy Macs
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because they didn't have the backlight keyboard.
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It just seems nice.
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And this seems much nicer than, like I said,
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in the old backlight that was always leaking from around the keys. This just looks like
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what I would imagine it would be like. It's just like the little letters on the keys light
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up. Like they do on a car dashboard, right? In the daytime it just looks like white letters,
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in the nighttime white light comes out of the letters. They haven't done the reverse
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one yet, but that'll maybe in a couple years. Exactly. Alright, well that's the whole event,
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so thanks a lot to our three sponsors this week, Casper, Warby Parker, and Hover, and
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01:37:46
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- You're really gonna do the watch in the after show?
01:37:48
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- We're almost two hours, what are we gonna do?
01:37:51
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- Well, that's why I asked it in Skype like 20 minutes ago.
01:37:54
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Are we just going for the whole thing or are we just gonna--
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- I feel like I can go longer on that laptop.
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And we're still gonna get angry email
01:38:00
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from telling me that I don't get it,
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that only, just because geeks don't like this, anyway.
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We're gonna go longer 'cause we're gonna get feedback email
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and we're gonna talk about it next week.
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So we're gonna go, no question, we're gonna go longer on the laptop.
01:38:08
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Yeah, I suppose.
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No, I mean personally, I'm hoping, the reason that, like I'm waiting for the 15,
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just even if I don't end up buying the 15, I want to wait to see what it is,
01:38:16
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because it's possible, you know, at some point they're gonna bring some of the advances
01:38:21
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they made in this laptop to the other laptops.
01:38:23
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They always do that, right?
01:38:24
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So at some point, there's gonna be a 15-inch Retina MacBook Pro of some sort
01:38:30
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that has some of the advances of this.
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Now, when they brought it to the 13 at the same time, it only got the trackpad
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and Broadwell, no other changes.
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Broadwell CPUs for the Retina 15 inch are due out
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by Intel roughly this summer, and Intel's always late,
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so we'll see, but maybe they will be able to see
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they might have a new 15 inch Retina to show off.
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- So you think it's gonna have the new keyboard
01:38:53
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backlights in there, like what other parts
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are you looking to see?
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- So it might, you know, we don't know.
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I mean, obviously it's gonna have the four-stock trackpad
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'cause they brought that to the 13 inch,
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we can tell that's an easy thing to just bring over,
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so it'll obviously have four stocks trackpad. Maybe it'll be thinner and
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lighter by a little bit who knows probably not because those four core
01:39:11
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chips need a lot of power so probably not but maybe it'll have space gray gold
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options you know maybe like we don't know it at some point some of these
01:39:21
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benefits are gonna move up the line right so maybe it'll have the weird new
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keyboard maybe not we don't know but we're gonna have six more months
01:39:29
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roughly, or five, four more months between now and then
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for them to have time for these technologies to move up.
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So they might move up this year,
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they might move up in two or three years, who knows?
01:39:41
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- It might be nice to see the butterfly keyboard
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but with longer travel, like the supposed stability
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of the butterfly key switches.
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- I mean, that's solving a problem
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that nobody has actually had.
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- I kind of agree that like,
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as I've used the Apple aluminum keyboard for a while,
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and I've broken several of them just from using them
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where the key, some switches start to get sticky.
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Like those little sister switches are not, yeah.
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Like they'll get to the point where the,
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I forget which key it was,
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but one of them like will start sticking
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and then I've disassembled them
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and reassembled them enough times to like,
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it's, they never quite come back to the way they were.
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Like they do start to get a little wobbly
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and one side of them will stick down
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because it will, it doesn't go down straight.
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It does go down tilted.
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And then one start of it starts to stick.
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It's probably because, you know,
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I'm always hitting the edge of a particular key
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instead of dead center.
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So if you could get keys that go up and down
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without tilting, maybe they'll last longer.
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I don't think it's so much about feel,
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it's just in terms of durability.
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I think it worked on my third one of these keyboards.
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Maybe I'm still pressing a little bit too hard,
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but they're not as sturdy as they could be.
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And it's fine trade off for a laptop,
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but for a desktop keyboard, I feel like.
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Anyway, I would like to see this mechanism
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with longer travel just to see how it would be,
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because like I said, I found that marketing video
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showing the key moving up and down more straight
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even when it's not hit dead center.
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I found that fairly compelling.
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- It makes me sad to hear you talk about
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a butterfly keyboard and not be talking about a ThinkPad.
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- I know about that one.
01:41:04
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When Marco was talking about his disappointment,
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if he got a smaller laptop and then he had the small screen,
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he would be cursing, like,
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why didn't I just get the bigger screen?
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This is, I feel, so cramped.
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All I could think of was a laptop that opens up
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and the screen gets bigger when you unfold it.
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You're like, it's a 15-inch screen.
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You close it up and it's a 13-inch size.
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- Well, I mean, and one thing I thought about,
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now that there's all these apps
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that use the USB lightning cable
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to make an iPad a second screen.
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I thought, well, what if I take out an iPad,
01:41:30
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have that be my second monitor for a laptop, but--
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- Take out your iPad Pro, that'll be like what,
01:41:36
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that's 15 inches, right?
01:41:36
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- Yeah, but that's, can you imagine,
01:41:39
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you're sitting on a plane trying to just have any room
01:41:42
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at all and the guy next to you is setting up
01:41:44
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this multi-monitor setup.
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- Can I use your tray table for my second monitor?
01:41:49
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We're cool, right?
01:41:51
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Yeah, you're fighting over the armrest
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taking out two iPads to be this triple monitor. Someone needs to, yeah, someone needs to go to the
01:41:57
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bathroom. You just have to start disassembling the setup. Well, VR will take care of that. So,
01:42:02
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all those things that are on tray tables will be strapped to your face and everyone will just be
01:42:06
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sitting there and there. What is it? A fart tube full of long pigs? I'm mixing my Roderick references.
01:42:12
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Wow. All right, so do we want to talk about this Apple Watch before everyone just quits the show?
01:42:19
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Oh yeah, the watch. We can quickly, I think we can cover it in five minutes, right?
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The only thing we need to do in a timely manner is, I think, address the pricing stuff.
01:42:27
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I don't even remember what our predictions are. I remember saying, I think in the last show,
01:42:33
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one of the essential questions was, "Will you be able to get into an Apple Watch edition for
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four digits?" And I said that 9999 didn't count. The answer to that is no. You will not be able to
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get an Apple Watch edition for four digits. They were close, though. They went 10k. Like,
01:42:47
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Like they could have gone 9999, but that's unseemly for such an expensive item 10k. You cannot get into one for less
01:42:56
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All the other predictions a Gruber was the most obsessive thing that I was reading about this kept revising his predictions
01:43:00
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He had a predictions for every single possible combination of stuff. I haven't he hasn't posted his like big post-mortem follow-up
01:43:07
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How did I do on pricing things? So maybe I'm wrong about this, but my impression was that
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What Gruber mostly got wrong and what I was most surprised by?
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Was the big gap that there's a bunch of fairly reasonable price watches and then a big gigantic gap and then 10k
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Instead of like a smooth slope where you work your way up to 10k by increments going up and up with more expensive watches more
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Expensive bandits, you know like a spread price range my recollection of Gruber's predictions, which I of course did not look at before the show
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Were that it was a much more gradual slope
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Like if you graft it whereas the actual prices were like, oh all the Apple watches are pretty reasonable prices
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then there's a big empty space and then rich people.
01:43:47
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- Yeah, I believe he was saying the link bracelet,
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stainless steel one was gonna be like 1500
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and possibly 2000, so like that's in that range.
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And that's not, you know, he wasn't that far.
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I mean, of most of the people making price predictions,
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I think he was among the closest, if not the closest,
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you know, notable person predicting these things.
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I mean, you know, he was saying addition would be
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10 to 20,000, which it is, exactly.
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- Yeah, I mean, that's pretty much what everybody was saying.
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That's why the question was,
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will you be able to get an edition for like,
01:44:16
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will there be like a super low end edition one
01:44:19
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that you can just barely get in for like 7,999 or something?
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And the answer is no.
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But it was close.
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We all knew they were gonna go into five digits.
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And then the question is how high would they go?
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And surprisingly they stopped before 20K, right?
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'Cause the most expensive one you can get is 717.
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And a lot of people were predicting 10, 20, 30K
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in that range.
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So it's like, there's like the reasonable price watches,
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a big gap, and then the additions
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pretty tightly clustered around 10K.
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- Overall, I'm very happy with the pricing.
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You know, I am not at all a gold person.
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I don't want gold, even if it was similarly priced
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as steel, I would choose steel because I just don't like
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gold coloring stuff on me, you know, it's just not my thing.
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So I was never considering it to begin with,
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so the fact that it's $10,000 and up, I don't care.
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That's fine, you know.
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- Yeah, I find it kind of gaudy as well.
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And I was afraid that the steel one was gonna be,
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like the predictions were like steel,
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like the steel one with a steel link bracelet.
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If that was like 1500, 2000,
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like there's no way in hell I'm gonna,
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that's the one I would like to get
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if I was going to get one, which I'm not,
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'cause that one looks really good.
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And I'm happy to see that one down around.
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Like at this point, like all of the Apple watches,
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just ignore the gold ones,
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pretend they're not even there
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because Apple kind of is too,
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and maybe we'll talk about that next week.
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But all the Apple watches are like,
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look, every time I go buy an iPad,
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I end up spending close to $1,000 on my iPad.
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I feel bad about it at the time,
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but I really like my iPads and I use them a lot.
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You're gonna go into the store to get an Apple Watch,
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it starts at 350, you're probably gonna walk out,
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if you're like me, with an Apple Watch,
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it's pushing up into $1,000,
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and you'll feel bad about it when you buy it,
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and you feel like you really didn't spend too much,
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but you'll like it and it will be fine, because--
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- Wait, wait, how are you getting to $1,000,
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you personally, with an Apple Watch?
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I know it can be done, but--
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- Oh, well, because I would want the steel one
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with the link bracelet.
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- Right, that's pretty much the top of the,
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top range of the normal watches.
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And for the gold ones, I really like the gold
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for the gold one with the red band in terms of the color
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scheming, but I think that's more of a woman's look than a
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man's look. But I definitely is. I think that is the place
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that where the gold looks the best all the other gold ones
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I've seen like you said Marco like just don't appeal to me
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taste wise. I think in fact, I think the way the gold one
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would look better is if they made a gold link bracelet was
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like look just go all in. It's a gold watch. Like you know, it
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is just gold the McGolderson like well, and I think the
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reason they're not is I think they're really dipping their
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toe in the water with this. Like I don't think they're, you know, the reason why
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there's limited quantity isn't only gonna be in certain stores is partly for
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exclusivity and partly for price reasons but it's also partly because, you know,
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like I tweeted the other day during the event that it wouldn't surprise me if
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there is no Apple Edition 2. Like if this is a one-off really and this is the
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only time they ever do this. I saw you tweet that. What makes you, what makes you
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think that? I'm not saying this will fail and I'm saying it wouldn't surprise me
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if this happened because it does seem like Apple is kind of unsure whether this will
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even work or not. And, you know, it seems very clear that that's an experiment. The
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rest of the Apple Watch, they're serious about it. The addition, you can tell, is an experiment.
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And it could go great and it could sell at gangbusters. It might prove to be not worth
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it for them because, like, you know, selling at gangbusters, you know, for that is going
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to be still a relatively small volume. It might just be that the complexity is not worth
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that the divide in marketing isn't worth it, whatever.
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Chances are this won't be the case.
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Chances are they'll keep having it.
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All I said was it wouldn't surprise me if this happened.
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- Yeah, it would surprise me because I think
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no matter how successful this is,
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they're still gonna wanna sell a gold one of these.
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And maybe they'll bring the prices down
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if it wasn't successful.
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I think it will be successful, so I think it's moot.
01:47:57
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But yeah, I think there's pretty much no way
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the addition line can fail
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because the success criteria are so limited.
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They don't expect to sell a lot of them.
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But they seem committed to the idea
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that if you're going to sell watches,
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the watch market has this little part that's like this,
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and if you're gonna sell watches, you have to be in it.
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They don't feel like they have to do it on the low end,
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but they feel like they always have,
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there's kind of the same reason
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they keep making the Mac Pro.
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Computers go up to,
01:48:25
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computers that, personal computers go up to this end.
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And we sell, we don't sell low-end computers.
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We sell, you know, we want the top part of the market
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Computers do go up to this part
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so we should have one in that spice and I think it's even more of an imperative to do that with watches because
01:48:41
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like, you know
01:48:42
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But you could argue that the whole Apple part of the watch thing is all sort of towards the addition and they're not really into
01:48:48
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The swatch part it just so happens that their swatchy one is still 350 bucks, right?
01:48:52
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Yeah, I mean, I I think you know a lot of people Gruber included as it has been doing very smart analysis
01:48:58
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So has Jonathan Geller but you news report guy. He's been doing good stuff on like, you know, like the perspective of Apple watch
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as a watch person, as the kind of person who is familiar with the existing high-end watch business.
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I don't think Apple really cares that much about the existing high-end watch business and how they
01:49:15
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fit into it because the reality is they're going to be selling these things mostly to people who
01:49:20
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don't wear watches who aren't part of that high-end business. The edition may be more than people,
01:49:24
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but I bet not. I bet the edition sells mostly to geeks like us and people who like technology
01:49:31
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who are just a lot wealthier and who care a lot more
01:49:35
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about this kind of stuff.
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I'm not saying it's gonna be all geeks,
01:49:38
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I'm saying it's gonna be like, you know,
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not people who are, like, no one's gonna be price shopping
01:49:42
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and saying, you know what, I could get a Rolex
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or I could get the gold Apple Watch.
01:49:47
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- No, no, I think you're thinking about it wrong.
01:49:48
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This is not an iPhone you wear on your wrist.
01:49:51
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That's where you're wrong about this.
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There's a reason there's not a gold iPhone.
01:49:54
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Apple doesn't make a gold iPhone.
01:49:55
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And it's not just because phones don't go like,
01:49:58
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'cause they do, like people make those,
01:49:59
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that Virtu whatever encrusted phone thing, right?
01:50:02
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Why doesn't Apple make a gold iPhone,
01:50:05
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but they are making a gold watch?
01:50:06
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It's because the watch is jewelry.
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It's a thing that you wear.
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It is a beautiful thing in and of itself.
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It is a different class of product.
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It is fashion.
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It's where you cross that threshold,
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as we talked about in many past shows.
01:50:15
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Once you wear something, not carry it with you,
01:50:18
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even when you carry it with you,
01:50:19
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you're gonna have the fancy cases and everything,
01:50:20
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but once you wear it and it's jewelry,
01:50:23
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and it's an established piece of jewelry called a watch,
01:50:26
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I think you have to address the market of people
01:50:28
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like to wear gold jewelry. And it's not just rich people like I mean, I know the 10k one
01:50:34
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is like that, but just in general, like, I think that it's a different nature of this
01:50:39
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product is different. I think you have to address that market if you're going to be
01:50:42
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in the high end. But I don't think you need to make a gold iPhone because I like I think,
01:50:46
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you know, you're right about the most people who are gonna buy Apple watches are exactly
01:50:49
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as you described. But I think the people who are going to buy gold ones are the people
01:50:53
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who are buying it as a piece of jewelry. That also does cool stuff.
01:50:57
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- No, I agree.
01:50:58
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Look, I didn't say, I didn't word myself very well there,
01:51:01
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so forgive me.
01:51:02
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What I mean is that even the people who buy the gold one
01:51:07
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are gonna be people who are not,
01:51:09
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who were not otherwise wearing a gold watch necessarily.
01:51:12
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Some of them will be, but I think even among the gold sales,
01:51:16
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I bet most people who buy the gold watches--
01:51:18
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- Don't have any other gold watches?
01:51:20
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- First of all, I bet they're not gonna be
01:51:21
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like white dudes on a podcast about computers, first of all.
01:51:25
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But I think it's gonna be mostly people who are buying it
01:51:29
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because it is the Apple Watch,
01:51:31
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not because it is the newest gold watch in the world,
01:51:35
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but because it is specifically the gold Apple Watch.
01:51:38
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- Well, oh yeah, of course.
01:51:39
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But those are gonna be people
01:51:41
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who already own gold watches, I'm saying.
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That's what I'm saying.
01:51:43
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Like, they're buying it because they own gold watches,
01:51:47
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they want a new gold watch,
01:51:49
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this watch gives them something other watches don't.
01:51:51
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Let me try that computer watch
01:51:52
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that also happens to be gold, you know what I mean?
01:51:54
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but I would imagine the number of people
01:51:56
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who buy the gold Apple watches,
01:51:57
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their first gold watch is very small.
01:51:59
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- Well, I mean, we'll probably never know this information.
01:52:04
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I would bet against that, but.
01:52:05
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- Well, none of us own gold watches
01:52:07
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and one of us can afford a gold watch,
01:52:09
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but doesn't own one, you know what I mean?
01:52:10
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So like, if you're going to buy a gold watch,
01:52:13
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certainly you, Marco, if you were forced to buy a gold watch
01:52:16
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that's the one you'd buy, right?
01:52:18
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- All three of us could buy it, just to be fair.
01:52:19
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We just wouldn't.
01:52:20
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All three of us could.
01:52:21
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- Yeah, well, I mean, it really depends on where you,
01:52:23
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you know, you want to allocate your money.
01:52:25
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If I want my kids to go to college,
01:52:28
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I can't buy a go watch.
01:52:29
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But anyway, yeah, like we are not watch people.
01:52:31
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We don't buy expensive watches, like, you know,
01:52:34
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so that's why we have difficulty talking about the whole,
01:52:36
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you know, and we don't, none of us wear even,
01:52:37
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do we even, any of us even wear jewelry at all?
01:52:40
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- I wear a watch.
01:52:41
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I don't know if you'd classify my watch,
01:52:43
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my 20, $30 Timex watch as jewelry.
01:52:45
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- Is it plastic?
01:52:46
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'Cause I don't know if that counts as jewelry.
01:52:49
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Oh, is it florilastomer?
01:52:50
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- Yeah, right.
01:52:51
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- Well, I mean, that kind of counts.
01:52:52
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do wear a watch, do you think of it as like a fashion thing where you would like, where
01:52:57
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you look at your outfit and decide whether the watch is appropriate to wear with your
01:53:01
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outfit or no?
01:53:02
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- Uh, ish. So I actually have two watches. One is my daily watch, which is my $30 Timex,
01:53:09
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and the other is a Citizen that Aaron got me for Christmas a year or two ago.
01:53:14
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- All right, so that counts. I mean, and I think all of our wives would agree that Casey
01:53:18
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is the most fashionable out of all three of us. Not that that's a high bar at all.
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JONATHAN KAPLAN And I'm not particularly fashionable.
01:53:24
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Well, there's that. But all kidding aside, I do only wear the Citizen, generally speaking,
01:53:33
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if I'm dressing up for something nice like a wedding or Christmas holiday party. If I were
01:53:39
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to spend $10,000 on a watch today, which I can't and wouldn't, but if I were, I would
01:53:48
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absolutely be getting something that does not say Apple on it. I would probably get
01:53:51
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a Panerai if I could find one small enough for my little tiny wrist.
01:53:55
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So you do have a little bit of, I don't know what that is. So it shows you are actually
01:53:58
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know something about this whole world of watches.
01:54:01
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Marginally. A friend of mine is...
01:54:02
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It's like me with my Ferraris. You know about them, but...
01:54:05
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Well, you know a lot more about Ferraris than I know about watches.
01:54:09
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I have a friend who is really into watches and so I saw, or I have seen a lot of his
01:54:15
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watches, so I've seen his Rolexes, his Panerais, and I forget what other ones, Omegas, there's
01:54:20
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others that he has that I don't recall off the top of my head, but I always really fancy
01:54:25
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to Panerais.
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Now the thing with the Panerais, or any Panerai I've ever seen, is that they're freaking
01:54:30
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huge and I have little teeny tiny wrists and so because of that I don't think I could actually
01:54:38
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get one but in this hypothetical if I were to spend serious money on a watch I would
01:54:45
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get something like that there is no chance I would get an Apple watch because I want
01:54:48
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something that's going to age and age well and there's something classic about a traditional
01:54:55
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analog watch that I don't think an Apple watch would hold up over time. I mean, look at any
01:55:01
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movie you watch and you see flip phones or, you know, everyone makes fun of the Zach Morris
01:55:08
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cell phone from Saved by the Bell. I mean— This might be close though because, I mean,
01:55:12
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it might end up being like a class—because watches, because the trending watches is so
01:55:17
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gargantuan, this watch is not the biggest gold watch you can get. Like, it's not like the pebble
01:55:24
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where it's conspicuous in like, oh, that's got computer crap in it.
01:55:28
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That's why it's so damn big.
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Because it's actually smaller.
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I hear from all the people who are there trying the watches on themselves, which I haven't
01:55:33
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done, but that it is, when you try it on, it is smaller than you think it is.
01:55:39
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Like in the pictures, it's always right up in our face.
01:55:40
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It looks like it's the size of like the Hindenburg, right?
01:55:43
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But when you actually put it on, it seems smaller.
01:55:45
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So I think it is not out of step with the size of regular watches.
01:55:49
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And it will be defined like, you know, it looks like a little Airstream trailer and
01:55:53
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it will be defined by its look. And so when we see this watch like two decades from now
01:55:57
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in a movie or something, it will evoke the time, but I don't think it will seem obsolete
01:56:03
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in the way that flip phones do because I think it's about the size of a watch. Like it's
01:56:07
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not the size of a computer watch, it's about the size of a watch watch, right? Well, it's
01:56:12
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a fairly unusual shape for most fashionable watches. Well, I mean, if you look at the
01:56:17
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Mark Neusens other watches that he's made that look also look like Airstream trailers
01:56:21
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but don't have computers inside them.
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But do have identical bands.
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Right, like I said, it's going to look like a particular shape of a watch, and I think
01:56:29
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that will evoke the time and the particulars of the Apple Watch, but I don't think it will
01:56:32
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look dated in the way that phones the size of bricks that you hold to your head look
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dated, you know what I mean?
01:56:37
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Yeah, but you don't think these are going to get extremely thin?
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I mean, they already have all the ports gone.
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God, I couldn't say that with a straight face.
01:56:44
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Yeah, they have the secret lightning port inside the band thing.
01:56:48
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That is true, actually.
01:56:50
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But all kidding aside, you don't think that these are gonna get considerably thinner over
01:56:55
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Yeah, no, I think they will go thinner, but like, what I'm saying is that I think they're
01:56:58
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below the threshold of embarrassment and it will just look like a fashion choice like
01:57:02
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bell-bottoms.
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Like, you know, the pants did get thinner around the ankles.
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Bell-bottoms do look silly, but we don't look at them and say that's back when they had
01:57:08
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to make the bottom of pants really wide.
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They didn't have to, it was a fashion thing.
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And even though they kind of have to because of the battery and other concerns here, I
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think it's within the boundaries of watch size.
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since what like you said like that Panerai especially since the trend now is for these
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gargantuan watches at least in men's watches that it won't look that crazy.
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Of course I mean your point still stands about like you want to have something that will
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stand a test of time whatever this thing's gonna go obsolete the battery's gonna die
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the internals are gonna be terrible eventually you're not gonna be able to it won't even
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be able to connect to your iPhone 17 anymore like it's gonna go away in a way that a ten
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thousand dollar gold other watch won't go away simply because that one just does less
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and it will be just as good when you hand it to your grandchild. You hand your grandchild
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this, they're not going to turn their nose up at it because it's like a flip phone. They're
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going to turn their nose up at it because A) the battery will probably be dead and B)
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even if it's not, there'll be nothing they can do with it. All its functionality will
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be gone because we'll be on to Bluetooth standard 17 or whatever. You know what I mean? It just
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won't work anymore. It just won't do its job anymore, whereas the traditional watch will
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continue to do its job exactly the same.
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Well, and you know and Casey, you know, you're you're saying you you would treat a very expensive watch purchase like like an addition as
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An investment, you know
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Like you would want this to be a long-lasting
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piece that you would probably have the rest of your life and probably hand down to your to your kids and grandkids like
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Absolutely that that is completely not how people are gonna be thinking about this and Apple knows that and they're willing to take that risk
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Because there are enough people in the world many of them not in North America
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there are a lot of people in the world who are very happy to spend ten thousand dollars or
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$17,000 to get themselves or their loved ones one of these there. I think it's no coincidence
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The the red and gold one is probably the best-looking one in lineup
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And that is one of the most expensive and that those are China's colors
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And it's made for women
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I think all those things are extremely deliberate and the demo to we chat on the thing instead of iMessage remember that
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- Yeah, I mean, this is gonna sell
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in ridiculous quantities in China.
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Because we don't understand the culture there.
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From what people who do understand it say,
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what we've been able to learn is that
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this is gonna sell like crazy to a lot of people.
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- It's like the 80s there.
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Ostentatious shows of wealth are not frowned upon
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to the degree that they are in other,
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I mean, everything's a continuum.
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I think ostentatious shows of wealth
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frowned upon more in some places and less than others. In the US in the 80s, for example,
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everything was about gold and showing off your fancy things and wearing your, you know,
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and then there was kind of a grunge was a reversal of that. And like, so we know the US trends,
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but in up and coming China with a rising middle class, showing your status and how much wealth
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you've gained seems to be more acceptable in that country right now than it is in ours,
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to the point where like having gold and shiny things is like, you know, more popular there than
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It is here. I I'm just not a fan of the whole gold color
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I remember when Lexus first came out not to turn this in neutral again. They offered gold trim
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I think this was a factory option if it wasn't tons of people were getting aftermarket where instead of having silver chrome like the word
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Lexus all the little trim pieces the the chrome around the windows the grill you could get them with gold
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I always thought it looked so awful and tacky, but it was everywhere
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And these watches look a lot like that, but except for except for like say except for the red and gold one
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I think that looks really good.
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Like, you know, it goes together with the other ones, especially with the lack of a
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gold pan, it doesn't clear.
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And I think we're also going to see these on celebrities, on the red carpet.
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We're going to see it.
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Even if they're not theirs, they'll rent it for the day, just like they do the rest of
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their jewelry.
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Yeah, I mean, we're going to see these in places, just we're not going to own them ourselves,
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but there's going to be a lot of people out there who do, just not us.
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And as for the investment part of it, even though you said they're going to sell a lot
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these in China. In the grand scheme of things they're going to sell a very small number of
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these compared to the number of other watches they sell. Oh yeah, all I'm saying is they're
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gonna is that among among the ones they do sell a large portion of those will be sold in China.
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Right, but so if you have an original Apple Watch Edition gold thing as an investment item long
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after it stops functioning it may be, I'm not saying that it's going to gain and you know like
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Ferrari's basically you buy them for a million dollars. They lose value you keep them for ten years and all of a sudden
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They're worth twice what you're paid for them because they make like you know well
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Okay, so they make like 500 a year, but it may be that how many of the law Ferrari's they're making maybe a hundred or something
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And they're all sold or whatever like it doesn't matter nobody can test them right yeah the small
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But the point is when people buy those and they put mileage on is like oh you're depreciating your 1.2 million dollar car
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Just keep it for 20 years that thing will be worth 2.5 million dollars
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Don't drive it.
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Like if you want to make money with a Ferrari,
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buy the most expensive one they make
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and preserve it for 20 years and sell it for twice.
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Would you be like, look at the McLaren F1, right?
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You could have bought that for what was it?
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You could sell them now for like what?
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Million and a half, two million?
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Like because there are a few of them.
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And so I think if you have more so
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than if you have the very first iPhone,
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if you have the very first Apple watch edition
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and you know, if they sell only a few thousand of those
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and you have one of those in 20 years, it will be worth more than you paid for it.
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Well, and especially if it's a one off that see this is this, I was part of the logic
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and going into my thinking that, you know, what if this was a one off? What if there
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is no Apple Watch Edition 2 next year? You know, like, because it makes this one even
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more prestigious if they don't keep making them or if they only if they only release
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a new one like every five years or something like that, you know, like if there's some
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kind of limited availability, like, you know, the release windows, like the stupid Disney
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vault and all that stuff. That stuff all plays into the exclusivity, the high fashion angle
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here. Wouldn't surprise me at all. Anyway, you want to talk about the other ones, maybe?
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Well, one quick note as well. One thing that I don't think has been talked about too much
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with regard to the edition is, to go back to the Panerais and traditional watches, my
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understanding of these really expensive traditional watches is that the secondhand market is extremely
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vibrant. And when you said Marco, you're making an investment or I'd hypothetically be making
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an investment. I meant that you meant that in more ways than perhaps you realized in
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so far as you can trade these things like freakin stocks, if you so choose, insofar
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as you can buy and sell them. And I know that my friend who was really into watches, he
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would go through watches constantly. He was like a freaking day trader of watches because
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He was constantly buying new ones, selling the ones he has, and that's a very, very vibrant market,
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which I don't know how well that's going to work out for the edition. It doesn't have to work out
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for the edition, but that's a piece of the more traditional watch market that Apple may not really
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be getting into. And I'm curious to see what the fallout has a negative connotation to it,
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but what the fallout is from that. Yeah, we talked about the tech angle on this.
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this is just no way around it.
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It's going to be eventually obsolete,
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the battery is gonna eventually die,
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fine, you can replace the battery.
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Are they gonna have a swap of the guts?
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Probably not, all this stuff.
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And these are things, by the way,
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all of our questions that we've discussed at length
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about the upgradability and the pricing
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and how they're gonna sell in the store,
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Apple could not set minds at ease,
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but just like, if Apple has decided,
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which I'm not sure they entirely have,
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but if they had decided,
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if they had just got out ahead of it,
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because they know all the questions people are asking,
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and either said,
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we are going to have an internals upgrade program,
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we are gonna have a trade-in program,
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or we are not going to do that, or whatever.
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Leaving it unknown is, it's a very Apple move,
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but it leaves uncertainty if people,
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again, with the $10,000 market,
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some people are gonna have that concern.
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And the fact that there is no answer out there,
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because people who buy 10,000 modules
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have some expectations, like you said,
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it'd be able to resell it and buy another one,
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or to give it to their kids,
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or how long is it going to last?
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And Apple's current non-answer basically says, you know, don't buy this hoping that you know
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it's going to become obsolete.
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We don't even know, like I think Apple has said they will replace the battery for you,
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they'll replace the battery in all their things if you pay them money, so that's fine.
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But other than the battery, it's going to be obsolete.
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And when that happens, are you going to be sad that you can't replace the internals on
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Because Apple's not saying that you can, so don't buy one thinking you can.
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They could change their minds at any time, but clearly Apple doesn't think that it's
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a deal breaker on this. They can go to market with this, with just leaving this as a completely,
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you know, we haven't announced anything about replacing the inside of your watch, which
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is exactly what everybody predicted who knew Apple, said Apple is not going to come out
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there and tell you that you can upgrade the guts of this watch. That is a fantasy of people
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who, you know, because I know it's technically possible and it would be cool, you should
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do it. They could still change their mind if it turns out that no one wants to buy these
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editions because they can't upgrade them or, you know, when they finally get obsolete,
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then that happens. But I think the watches will be kind of like iPads even more so that
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they'll last a really long time.
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Like, eventually they'll become obsolete, but what reason, you know, they're going to
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become obsolete because the protocols they talk to the iPhone with will change in a way
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that's not backward compatible, or the new watches will be able to do so much more that
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the whole class of really cool apps that you can run on your watch won't run on your old
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one and you just feel bad and you'll be like, "Oh, now I have to get a new watch because
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the cool video conferencing whatever app won't run on my original Apple Watch."
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Don't forget the nose camera.
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- Yeah, nose hair of cam, right.
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I mean, that was kind of the sad part
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when they showed the security camera
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showing the garage door opening in the keynote.
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It was super low frame rate.
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That's because the camera,
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it's one of those video surveillance cameras
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that takes a picture every second or two to save space,
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right, and it's all blurry.
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If not, as far as I can tell,
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a limitation of the watch,
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or maybe Marco could tell me better,
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could you display 30 frames per second video on the watch?
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- Probably not with the watch kit,
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because you have to stream,
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you have to have the images on the iPhone extension
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and then they stream over Bluetooth over to the watch.
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Now, I haven't used a watch yet,
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so I don't know how fast that connection is in practice,
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but all the guidance on the SDK so far
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is basically don't expect images to transfer quickly.
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- Assuming you could get a H.264 or H.265
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in the future video on there,
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is there decoding hardware to playback,
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is there a little H.264 decoder hardware on there?
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can it play video?
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Like that's my other question.
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Ignoring the old limitations of like WatchKit, whatever,
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like if Apple wanted to show video on its thing,
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could it do that?
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And I would guess yes, but I really don't know.
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Like no one knows what's in that S1 thing, right?
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- Well, how do they do the animated emoji?
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So I'm being genuine, like that is animated.
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- Yeah, that's like OpenGL.
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Like I assume there's OpenGL stuff in there
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or OpenGL ES or whatever it is, but-
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- Yeah, that's a good point.
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- Is there the dedicated hardware to decode
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like whatever codec, you know, H.264 now,
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Like is that on the S1 chip?
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If there's not, that's another thing
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that's gonna obsolete this original hardware
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'cause eventually there will be,
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because eventually there will be nose time face,
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nose time, yeah, nose hair face timing from our things.
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Not on this version, but like inevitably it will come.
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- I suspect that's all there already.
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I mean, it isn't exposed over WatchKit to developers,
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but I would be very surprised if it wasn't there.
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- Like why would you make,
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it seems like that probably what the S1 is
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is a couple generations old iPhone thing redesigned
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and shrunken to be the S1.
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- Yeah, I mean, like what other people are saying
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that is basically an A5 performance level.
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So it wouldn't surprise me at all if it actually is,
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for the most part, A5 cores, just with some modifications
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and some die shrinks over time,
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which the A5 already had a few of them already.
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So, you know, that's fine.
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I really don't expect the CPU speed of the watch
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to matter that much in the grand scheme of things.
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that's why these are going to have a slow upgrade cycle,
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probably, and that's not going to be that big of a deal
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because, for the most part, you're talking limitations in
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battery, and, you know, that's probably about like battery
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life is going to be the limiting factor here. I think
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I don't see them adding tons and tons of hardware
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capabilities. I don't see them adding like cameras and
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dedicated GPS and everything anytime soon, if ever. I mean,
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We don't know yet again, but.
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- The native apps are gonna push us.
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We have to see what do people do with native apps?
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'Cause the current functionality,
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there's no reason for any more power.
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The current functionality they expose
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is plenty to do glances, plenty to do all this stuff,
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the transfer files, everything's fine.
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As soon as they have a native app SDK,
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then it's like, okay, where are the edges
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that apps are pushing against?
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- It would surprise me if people had tons of apps
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on their watch.
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I mean, the watch might end up being
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a lot like people's Today screens,
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where you have five or six apps on there
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that you use a lot, but you don't have 150 apps in your
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watch. We don't know. I mean, I don't - the big thing is we
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still don't know all the big killer apps for this thing yet.
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We still don't know, like, what are people going to do with
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the native watch SDK a year from now that we are not
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foreseeing yet, that Apple isn't even foreseeing yet,
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that's going to be, oh, my God, this is a great use of the
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watch, right? Not just like shovelware from the iPhone with
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little watch remote view, which is what I'm doing, not just that, like something
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something that could only exist on the watch that that would not be a very good
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iPhone app or would not be possible on the iPhone. We don't know that's that's
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all future unknown stuff for the most part today. We really have no idea and I
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think for the most part Apple still has no idea, so we'll see for the most part.
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I would expect you know for upgrade cycle I would expect it to be like you
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You know, for nerds like us, it might be two to three years.
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- Nerds like us who don't buy the watch?
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Oh, you're getting one, but I'm not.
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Casey, are you getting one?
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- Of course he is.
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- Sitting here now. - That's a yes.
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- Well, so, see, sitting here now--
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- FastText, this is the killer app for FastText.
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- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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- Unfortunately, it's kind of built in.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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So, sitting here now, no, I am not getting one,
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but as I said on analog, that's really just claim chowder
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for you guys and for Mike, because I suspect
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sometime over the next two to three months,
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I will probably get one.
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And not to totally repeat analog,
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but short, short version of what I said there was,
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I felt the same way about,
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or I feel the same way about the watch
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as I did about the iPad.
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Whatever, it doesn't really solve any problems that I have.
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I don't really get it.
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Fast forward a couple of years,
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and now you can pry my iPad with retina and cellular
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out of my cold, dead hands.
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So I will probably end up getting one knowing me
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because every time I'm like, meh, to one of your points,
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I think it was Mario, or maybe both of you said,
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and if any time I say, meh, that really means yes,
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I just haven't realized it yet.
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But I don't know, I, sitting here now, I'm not so sure.
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And the other problem I'm having is,
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the one I really want is the, you know,
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10, or 1,050 or $1,100 space black, space gray,
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whatever it is, with the link band,
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which is I think what you guys said you wanted as well.
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- Nope, not me.
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Not in black, that one in the stainless steel.
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Okay, okay, so what would you get Marco or what are you getting I?
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Still want to see them in person before I judge originally originally. I wanted the
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my goal with the bands was
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Because I'm gonna be taking this on an awful lot and I haven't worn a watch since middle school. I
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Know myself. I know I'm going to be annoyed at trying to match the same fit every time I attach the band
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And so I wanted something that that released easily and had a fixed fit that I could set it to one to the right size
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And just leave it there. I
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Also, we're not crazy about the idea of a plastic band. Just doesn't doesn't make me feel or elastomer
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Tim Cook pronounces that kind of the way
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Underscore pronounces South Africa like there's like a syllable missing in the middle there florist amir
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Yeah, you hear that like when he when he says it. I think I think I black out for a moment when he says that word
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Anyway, so my goal was to get like a fixed-fit quick release on and off and to me the only two that really do that
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the modern buckle and the link bracelet. Now, as I've said in the past, even though you
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don't believe me, I don't like to be flashy. And because I haven't worn a watch in so long,
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I fear that a metal watch band would be flashy on me. And maybe not, I'll have to see them
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in person. I also was leaning towards the dark one before the event, and since the event,
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well all the new photos and everything, the dark one looks really dark. Like way darker
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darker than the original pictures that were on the
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original site. I think it's too dark anyway, so I'll have
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to see them in person, but originally I was going modern
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buckle. I was a little a little upset that the colors
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were all feminine before and then they had the black one,
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which is great, but it's only thirty eight millimeter and I
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tried on the paper prototypes that case you like to earlier.
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Thank you Casey. Try those on and the the modern buckle,
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even in the largest size, just barely fits around my wrist.
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I'm guessing it's too small. Apple tries very hard not to call these men's and women's watches, which is admirable
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but the way they size them and the fact that women on average have smaller wrists than men is basically like you may not be
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calling them men's and women's, but by taking this like the modern buckle that you like, which does look very feminine to me
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but you know whatever you want fine, right?
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But by making it too small, you're basically dictating like we're not gonna say this is a women's watch
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but we're gonna make it so small that even a small man is gonna have a hard time getting this around his wrist.
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or just kind of like undercutting the whole sort of,
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we're not making any judgments about gender
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by whatever watch you want.
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- Well, there are some exceptions.
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Like the sport bands are the same.
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There's the link bracelet, which is a pretty masculine thing.
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I don't think women's watches tend to have
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big silver link bracelets, do they?
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- No, I've seen them.
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They would just be skinnier.
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Yeah, they would just be skinnier.
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But they have the same type of thing.
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- I don't think the Apple link bracelet is feminine really,
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but they do make that one in both sizes, for example.
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Anyway, so if you're a man with smaller wrists,
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there are options for you.
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but the modern buckle is little feminine. I know that I
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see that I still would be attracted to it for for that
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quick release and size locking thing, but it's just too small
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for me. Well, like I said, all the ones that have a series of
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holes, you always put it back in the same hole that you you
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know you know what I mean yeah, but that's annoying. So I
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think the one I want to try, I'm not sure I would be
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confident enough to preorder it yet, but the one I'm most
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looking at now is the black leather loop and I know it
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doesn't it doesn't keep its size fixed, which is annoying. It's similar to the
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Milanese loop. I don't I know I'm pressing that wrong. I'm sorry, but it's
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even it's it has like the little like notches between each leather link, so it
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should be somewhat lockable to certain sizes. I don't know, but so that's what
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I'm looking at the black letter loop because I I again reducing flashiness,
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so I'm a little scared about going going to link bracelet. I also I think the link
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bracelet look is kind of too old for me. Like, I don't know, maybe it's because I'm just
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not a watch guy and haven't been yet, but I feel like I'm the wrong generation to wear
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a metal link bracelet. Again, could be totally wrong, but I think I'd have to buy a Mercedes
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also if I did that.
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I don't have fashion hang-ups for the watch. I'm actually intrigued by the watch and now
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that I have an iPhone, the only reason I'm not getting one, it's not even because it's
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too expensive, the only reason I'm not getting one is because I just don't wear a watch.
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Like that's, it's the fact that this is a watch of any kind.
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That it's a thing that I strap my wrist and that's not a habit that I do and I don't,
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and I intentionally don't wear a watch.
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Like I wore one, you know, like in middle school to try it out and I didn't like it.
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I didn't like things on my wrist.
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And that's the only thing stopping me from getting this.
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There's many things making me want to get it.
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It's like, look, even though you don't wear a watch, you should try it.
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It might be cool.
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I'm actually very interested in trying out the watch.
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And if I actually did buy one, I probably wouldn't buy the one I just described just
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because the reason I hate things on my wrist is I'm just so sensitive to like, I mean,
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it would just get caught in my arm hair,
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and it would be all pinchy, and it would just like,
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I would want, I would probably wear the rubber one,
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as Christy Turlington called it,
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or I think she called it rubber, whatever it was.
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- She did, yeah, she called it the rubber one.
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- Tim's like, no!
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- We rehearsed this, it's for a last time.
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- Right, like, that, comfort would be,
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I need the sweatpants of Apple watches
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to go with the rest of my wardrobe, right?
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Because that's the thing stopping me from wearing this,
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it's just a comfort thing, but I think it might be cool
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to have a cool little screen thing,
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So I'm not gonna say, I don't think I'm gonna wait
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for the iWatch 6 to get one of these, or to at least try one.
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I may try it and regret it badly.
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And really this is our use for me getting
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this cheapest Apple Watch I possibly can,
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just to see if, can you wear a watch?
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But I'm definitely intrigued by this device
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and would love to find out if it's a thing
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that has any place in my life.
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But yeah, as a piece of sculpture,
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I like the stainless steel one with the link bracelet,
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but it just seems like an arm hair trap.
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I got a lot of arm hair.
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- Yeah, well, and the comfort angle is big to me too,
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and that's one of the reasons why
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I'm considering the leather loop,
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because I suspect of all the steel bands
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that aren't the sport band,
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I bet that's the most comfortable,
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because there is no metal touching your skin,
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and it's just this nice leather.
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- Leather gets smelly though.
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- I didn't think about that.
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Well, I don't know, I'm not that smelly.
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- My wife replaces her watch band
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every whatever year or two,
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and when she does, it smells bad.
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- Interesting, well, 150 bucks for a new one.
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It's not that crazy.
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- Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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like her watch bands cost like whatever 20 bucks. It's just leather soaks up stinks.
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Well, I guess we'll find out.