103: An Atheist or a Howard Stern Fan
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Everyone should pull up pictures of the Ferrari 48 for the after show
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We actually are probably going to do an after show neutral cuz I have what does he what'd you say 488?
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Ooh, first turbo interesting. You're just hearing this news. Now. You didn't look at France was tweeting about it
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I was going back and forth with you
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I was watching I was watching it don't deserve Ferraris. Forget it. No Ferrari for either one of you. That's it
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Did you guys add anything good to the topics list because I don't see anything exciting on there
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I had one thing.
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This is going to be a boring show everyone.
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This is going to be a great show.
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I just realized that I hadn't added anything other than one little measly item and I guess
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we have some leftovers from before.
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Oh yeah, so here's my crappy story I wanted to tell.
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It was either today or yesterday I was fiddling with the CSS for my website and you have to
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understand if you think of the person in your life that claims to be a developer but is
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is the worst that you can possibly be at CSS.
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I'm like five times worse than that person.
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So anyway, so I'm fiddling with CSS,
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trying to do a media query,
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which is pretty for my god awful skill level.
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And I remembered that you can actually have Safari
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reach into whatever the iOS simulator Safari app is
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- The inspector.
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Thank you. The inspector on what's being shown in the iOS simulator, which I thought was
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freaking cool. And I know this is not new news, but that was the first occasion I had
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to actually use it. And I thought it was amazing. It's amazing when it works. So last time I
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used it was like two years ago, but boy was it flaky. It works great. I mean, I've, I've
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used it a lot and it it's always worked great recently. I think it came out in iOS six.
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Yeah. I think I was using it when it was a brand new one. I was so excited. I was able
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to do it. It was like, this is going to make everything so much easier and it does, but
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it would lose its connection to the remote browser thing all the time.
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No, now it's pretty solid.
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I use it all the time.
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And it works with any web view in the app.
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So not just Mobile Safari.
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Oh, is that right?
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That's one of the great things about it.
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Like, if you have a web view in your app,
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it'll list all the active web views that are currently
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attached to the window.
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And you can DOM inspect your web views, which is really handy.
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I'm pretty sure that's the main reason it's there.
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And it's so useful.
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That's extremely cool.
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- Yeah, so, and like I said, it's kind of a silly story,
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but I just thought it was neat.
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So go try that if you're a web developer
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and/or terrible at CSS like I am.
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- Yeah, and for those of you who don't know where it is,
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if you launch, if you're running the simulator,
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go back to Safari, and under the debug menu,
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it'll list any web views that are found
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in the running simulator.
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So in the Safari developer or debug menu,
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whatever it's called.
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- That's desktop Safari, just to be absolutely clear.
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- Yeah, it's called, oh, it's called develop, okay, yeah.
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So if you go to develop, it's listed there.
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All right. Any other crappy stories before we get into follow-up?
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I can tell you about some dreams I've had recently. Maybe some travel stories.
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I've heard that Boston's gotten a wee bit of snow. You and your beloved Winters.
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We're not talking about snow. It sounds like we are.
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Hey, you love winter.
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Did anything happen in the industry that we can actually talk about?
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No, not really.
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It doesn't seem like it was that big of a news week.
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We have follow-up first. We're not on the topics yet.
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Although I didn't put either one of these follow-up items. I think it was all you, Casey.
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So let's do some follow-up. Daniel Shurson has said, "About handwriting recognition, text input is still kind of hacky for languages with more than 30-ish letters."
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And that was a tweet that he had posted, we'll put that in the show notes. I just thought it was an interesting point because I can imagine in a situation where you have 11 gazillion characters that may be kind of difficult.
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That being said hot off the presses earlier today on Wednesday
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My friend will Haynes who I believe I brought up on the last episode or if not an episode or two ago
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put together a about five minute video of
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In iOS 8 in various different languages so again will is Australian born
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But lives in Tokyo and has for a while now and so he put together this video
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and it doesn't require audio which is kind of nice if you want to be listening to like music or something else
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but what he talks about is the various ways that you can type in both Japanese and actually Chinese as well and that includes the
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Romaji keyboard I'm probably pronouncing it wrong. I'm sorry try
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So do you know the actual pronunciation? No, but I always say Romaji. Okay. Well, there you go. Like Jumanji. Yeah, it's exactly
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I could be wrong, too
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So yeah, so that apparently the way that works is you basically use what I would call an English keyboard in order to
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Start typing the English language equivalent of Japanese words. I'm already probably going terribly wrong
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I'm so sorry, and then he also showed a couple of the other keyboards one of which is
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Set up like a numeric keypad, which is kind of interesting
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And apparently because Japanese specifically only has but so many sounds that kind of works and it's a combination of typing and swiping
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Which is what he had actually shown me at the beer bash
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WWDC and then I had confused my own story and I had thought he had shown me a handwriting recognition
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Keyboard which he didn't but in this video
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He does take the liberty of showing you how a handwriting recognition keyboard would work for Chinese
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So it you don't have to watch the entire video
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Well, obviously don't watch any of it, but I thought it was a fascinating and very succinct look at
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How you can enter these very different
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languages or type in these very different languages in
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Really wild in different ways than the traditional keyboard that we're all used to and I just thought it was really neat did either of you
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Guys watch this. I assume that Marco you did not because you don't believe in homework
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I'm actually very heavily medicated right now fighting off a horrible cold. So I did almost nothing to prepare for this show
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I literally I printed out my little three pages here of sponsorship reads, and we'll talk about your printouts later. Yeah, and and that's
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Literally all I did I just opened up Chrome after I started this call to look at the notes
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Excellent John. Did you happen to watch this video? I?
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Main thing I came away from our feedback about this is that like people all over the map some people were like
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Nobody uses handwriting recognition. Everyone's just used to typing it in
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Or only old people whatever use handwriting recognition other people or like handwriting recognition is so much better
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It's better than it is in Western languages because there's in sort of an order that you're supposed to do the strokes and a direction
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And everything it's very regimented, and if you you know everybody learns the same way unlike
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You know letters in the English language that different people draw in all sorts of crazy different ways and in different orders and everything so
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I really don't know what to think.
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In fact, one of the weird things,
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I guess this isn't weird,
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but I think it seemed like the majority of the feedback
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we got were from people who were not from the region.
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Like I'm from Australia or the UK or Germany,
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and I moved to the Far East,
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and I guess they're giving like a Westerners impression,
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and then I would imagine all the people who were born there
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can't understand a word we're saying,
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'cause most of them don't know English.
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So I don't know.
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Oh yeah, and a lot of people were showing us
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the built-in handwriting recognition
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that's in iOS now under the accessibility things
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and everything, and saying,
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"Oh, Apple doesn't need to do anything.
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It's already built in there."
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And I remember back in 2002, I think it was,
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when Apple added handwriting recognition to OS X.
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Do either one of you guys remember that?
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- Yeah, I put it in my review
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'cause I got to show off my terrible handwriting.
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I tried to write "Hello, world" like seven times,
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and then I showed what OS X thought I was writing.
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Sometimes it guessed correctly, "Hello, world."
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Other times it was way off.
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But in all these cases, it's like,
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this is sort of an optional extra buried in some way.
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It's not universal.
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Like when Apple added speech recognition,
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pretty much any place you have a text input field,
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if you can bring up the standard keyboard,
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there's the little microphone and you can use it there.
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Handwriting recognition has not been raised that level,
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mostly because Apple doesn't ship any devices with stylus
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and doesn't really have its own stylus
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that it supports or anything.
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So I think that's what we're all waiting for
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regarding the styles in the iPad.
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Will Apple do for handwriting recognition
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what it has already done for text input with a keyboard
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and for audio input speech to text?
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So is this even still in OS X now?
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- I think so.
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I mean, I should pull out my tablet and connect it
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and see if it happens.
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So they called it Ink or something.
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You don't see the-- - Inkwell.
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Yeah, you don't see the preference pane unless you actually attach a tablet.
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So until you do that, it doesn't appear.
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I guess you could just go into the preference panes directory and look to see if you see
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the handwriting recognition or ink thing in there.
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I have a Wacom tablet in the closet I could probably try with this week and report back
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Yeah, that's what I use for the review.
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I think I borrowed a tablet and just plugged it in and a little thing appeared.
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We'll find that link for the show notes at some point.
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is in the chat saying to us that it's still there so we'll assume that that's the case.
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Yeah you know I have been looking for ways to slow down my computer input and make it
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less efficient and more annoying and take up more desk space so I'm looking forward
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to trying this.
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There's a designer at work and he has a Wacom, Wacom, Wacket whatever it's called, tablet-y
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thing and not only that but he also has a Magic Trackpad and I believe he also uses
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So he has all three manners of pointing devices on his desk
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at all times, which I think is a little bit crazy,
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but designers are kind of a little bit crazy.
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- Well, he currently has the same number of input methods
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on his desk as I have headphone amps on my desk,
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so I can't really complain or say anything about that.
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- Fair enough.
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All right, any other follow-up that we have,
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or are we good to go on that?
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- I feel like we're forgetting something,
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but I don't know what.
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Well, yeah, you're forgetting to follow up on my email.
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People complaining about, "Oh, yeah, we can talk about that."
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No, no, that was a bad reference, never mind.
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Anyway, it reminded me of last week when Marco told everybody that he hates them, and then
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this week we got all the angry email from the people whose feelings are hurt by Marco's
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email policy.
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Oh, yeah, there were a lot of hurt feelings.
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Because from the responses that actually got to me via Twitter and email, it was overwhelmingly
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positive. There were certainly some people who were like, "Yeah, you probably shouldn't
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be doing that," or "I'm personally offended, you should not even be in business." One
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guy got really bent out of shape, but for the most part, the response was not nearly
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as bad as I expected. It was overall mostly in agreement, or at least understanding.
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I think that is fair.
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I think even the people who were angry understood. They were just likeā¦ the people who were
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angry didn't like the idea that your policy left some people feeling bad like
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especially if it was them like they would say I understand the effects of
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your policy in terms of how you allocate your time and return on investments like
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the the business type things but they would say but I think overall it's not a
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good strategy because it leaves some of your customers feeling bad and and
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and sometimes they would say they were one of the customers who have a health add, and
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some of them would say, "I don't personally mind, but I can imagine that some customers
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So therefore, the overall effect of your strategy is negative or could be better if you did
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suggestions X, Y, and Z.
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What I thought was interesting is that I actually heard from a handful of other people with
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some degree of internet fame or some sizable audience who also have similar quick skimming
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and very little replying policies,
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or some of them you don't even read the emails anymore.
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So I heard from a number of people, a few people,
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who were in a similar situation
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and who did basically the same thing,
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but you can't really come out
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and say that publicly a lot of the time.
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Like it's kind of like saying you're an atheist
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or a Howard Stern fan.
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Like there's a lot of them out there,
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but no one's talking about it really,
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'cause it can be politically unwise
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to say this in public to everybody all the time.
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But you'd be surprised how many people
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do the exact same policy, or a very similar one,
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or an even more ruthless one.
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- You have to, otherwise, like you said,
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you'll spend a very large amount of your time
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conversing with people.
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And a lot of the people who thought
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it was an overall bad policy,
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because despite the good parts of it,
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which they would acknowledge in terms of
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how you manage, giving you more time to do other things,
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they would say, "Here are the bad parts,
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and here's why it doesn't balance out, they would suggest alternatives.
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It was the same thing you get with feature requests.
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If only you would just...
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If only you would just... and then whatever.
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And all the "if only you would just" didn't seem like they would solve the problem.
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If only you would just... would solve that person's problem.
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If only you would just tweet about the problems.
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Which by the way, I do.
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Although you've done more recently than in the past.
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If only you would just have a blog about the problem.
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If only you would just have a mailing list.
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If only you would just have a public blog tracker.
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If only you would just have a blog.
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But each one of those things, this person would be like, "Well, I don't use Twitter,
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so you tweeting about it doesn't help me at all.
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I don't want any more email, so a mailing list isn't going to help you.
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I would never join up.
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I would never find your blog, or I don't like to read your blog, so if you put updates there,
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it's not going to..."
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That's what it comes down to with all of these centralized places where you can communicate
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to your users because everybody has something they do or don't want to do.
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I don't want an email, I don't read Twitter, I don't want to read more blogs, I don't want
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to do this, I don't want to do that, right?
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To get them all, you would have to have all of those things.
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A Usenet group, a mailing list, a set of forums, a Twitter account that's kept up to date,
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a separate blog for it.
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And even then, someone would be like, "Oh, I don't use any of those things.
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Do you have an RSS feed?"
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"Oh, I don't use an RSS."
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Like, you will forever chase the individual people who have their specific needs of how
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you're going to communicate with them.
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And at that point it's like, well, now this is taking more time than just replying to the email.
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Like, there is, it's like the person who wants a feature in a piece of software, like,
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I don't need all the features in this program. You can cut every single feature except for these three,
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and then everyone picks a different three in this, you know, 3,000 pictures in it.
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So it's, a lot of people were trying to say, from your perspective, I see how this works out,
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but from my perspective, as an individual user, it sucks. And I see that, but it's like,
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If you look at the other side of it, you can't make it not suck for everybody.
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It's always going to suck for somebody, and sometimes that somebody is going to be you,
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or you, or you, you know what I mean?
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It's not like a no-win situation, but people looking for a solution that's going to make
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everybody happy, I just don't think it exists.
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The alternatives that people suggest, those all take time.
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If it comes to support tools, any kind of CRM thing, any kind of support service where
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it sorts your emails into threads for you and has multiple people working on it and
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stuff like that, any kind of email ticketing system, those all take work to plow through.
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You're just moving the work to something else.
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Forums, bugtrackers, public pages of any kind.
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Somebody recommended GitHub tracking.
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That's crazy, because regular people have no idea how to use GitHub and I don't blame
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You should have a Facebook group.
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I do have a Facebook group.
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I've posted zero times to it.
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And Facebook keeps telling me how people are engaging with it, and that they want me to
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pay them to let them engage more or something.
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I don't know.
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It's terrible.
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I don't know how to use Facebook.
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I even have a Pinterest group.
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I don't know how to use that either.
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But I have these channels.
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The only one I really use is Twitter to communicate with the users.
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I don't even have an overcast blog.
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And if I had one, nobody would read it.
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If I have the Twitter account, and I will tweet things in the Twitter account of current
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status updates, things I'm working on, known bugs, and then I'll have people tweet at me
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so I know they're using Twitter, I know they know about the account, I'll have them tweet
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at the account like three hours later, as if they had not seen what I posted three hours
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Because they didn't.
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Because they didn't because they don't read their whole timeline.
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So could you repeat your tweets on the hour every hour but not so much so that the people
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who do read their timelines are annoyed by them?
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not a good medium for keeping people updated, but everything else that's out there would
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take more time, it would be one more thing to do, two more things to do, more things
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to update, and overall probably more work, and there would still be hundreds of people
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who would blow right by that, not see it.
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I mean, look, on the part of the app where it lets you email me, it is surrounded by
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reasons why you don't need to email me anymore. Here's FAQs, here's what's coming up in the
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next version, here's what's in this version, here's the bug fixes, like here's the known
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bugs. That's all right there on that page, no one reads it and everyone just clicks the
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email and emails me things I already know about. That is, that's the reality, like,
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no matter what you do, you know, no one's gonna read everything you put out there, no
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one's gonna be aware of everything you put out there. No one is going to, is going to
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be able to look and say like, "Oh, well, I have now checked all the official Overcast
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communication channels, read back in the history by a few weeks to know everything there is
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to know that's currently going on, now I will email them.
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No, that doesn't happen.
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I don't expect people to do that, that's ridiculous.
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So no matter what you do, you are always going to get support email.
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And there are things I can do to reduce the amount of support email.
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Number one thing you can do to reduce the amount of support email is to get rid of the
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bugs they're complaining about.
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So that's what I'm doing.
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by a long shot, that is the best thing you can do
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to reduce support email is get rid of the problems
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they're talking about and give people ways
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to help themselves.
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Now, the latter is worth discussing,
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so give people ways to help themselves.
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Password resets, like make that easy.
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Any kind of like basic account management thing
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that they would have to email you for, make that easy.
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And I still have a little bit of ways to go on that.
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I don't currently have a way to change your password
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except by resetting it.
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I don't currently have a way to change
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your registered email address,
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just because I haven't built them yet,
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and like, hardly anybody ever asks,
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so it's kind of a low priority compared
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to other stuff I have to fix.
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So there's things like that,
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that I get occasional emails about.
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Then there's the big stuff.
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Hey, there's a sync bug.
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Or, hey, you know, you should really give me
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a delete preference.
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That's the stuff I need to tackle.
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That's like, and my time is so much better spent doing that
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than setting up a support ticketing system,
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and a knowledge base and a forum and a public bug tracker
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and all these and letting people vote on bugs.
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That's crazy.
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That's just so much more work and overhead
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and more things to manage and maintain.
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That's not really helping.
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- Well, that goes back to the value of those things.
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A couple of the people who were upset basically said,
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it takes me time and effort to isolate these bugs,
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to screenshot them, to find out how to report them,
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to make a bug report and to send it.
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And then I spend all that time and effort
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doing what is essentially help, I'm helping you, Marco.
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I'm spending my time to help you
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and then you're not even gonna send a reply.
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It makes me think that your time is more valuable.
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You're saying your time is more valuable than mine.
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And the fact of life is the amount of effort
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you put into something does not equate to its value.
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You can put a tremendous amount of effort into something
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and it just turns up not being valuable.
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Like you could try really hard to make a fancy meal
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and you just burn the whole thing.
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It's like, but I work so hard.
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It's like, yes, but the end result is just a burn thing.
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So if you work really hard to make an awesome bug report,
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unprompted by the way,
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it's not like you're demanding people send you bug reports,
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but you do this, you work really hard
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to make an awesome bug report, you send it.
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If you are the 900th person to send that exact bug report,
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the value of your bug report is very small.
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It is really just sort of a tick up on a counter.
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So Marco knows a lot of people are seeing this problem.
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You put a lot of work into it.
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Maybe if you were the first one, there would be value,
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But when you start multiplying it out,
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it's like, if you want any,
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you're never gonna have to commence your reply.
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Marco is never gonna spend as much time responding to yours
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as you spent sending it,
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because it's not just a one-on-one relationship
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between one person makes the software
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and one person uses it.
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It's one person makes it and lots of people use it, right?
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So Marco doesn't get 10,000 days to reply to the email
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that 10,000 users send in one day, right?
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And then your value of your email, it really depends.
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Like maybe it is super valuable,
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and I bet if it was super valuable,
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you're like, oh, I never could reproduce this bug,
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and I didn't understand what people are seeing,
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and now you sending me all this stuff, let's repit it.
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I bet Marco would reply to that,
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even though he says he doesn't reply to email.
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- No, I said I don't reply to most email.
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I do reply to things like that,
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and so I've been doing this beta test this past week,
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where I have about 800 beta testers
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through Apple's TestFlight thing,
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and I'm getting tons of email from those testers,
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and I'm answering as many as I possibly can
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out of that group, 'cause I know,
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that's like a separate group.
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That's like, I ask people to beta test,
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they are taking the time to install
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a relatively untested version on their device,
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and they are writing up bug reports and sending them to me,
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and I am actually doing a lot of responding on those.
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It's way above my regular rate of responses on that.
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It's probably over 50% that I'm responding to on those.
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And I honestly feel bad about the ones I'm not responding to
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out of the beta group, because that seems like
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it should have a higher standard.
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- Well, that's like 800 people,
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but when you did the beta on Glassboard,
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it was like, I don't know, 20 people or whatever it was?
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And you were responding to all of them
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because you kind of could 20 to one, right?
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And the value of the first 20 people ever
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to use the application besides Marco,
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their reports are much more valuable
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than the 700th person to send a sync bug, right?
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It doesn't mean there's no value to that thing,
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but you're never going to get a reply
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that makes you feel like the effort you spent
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wasn't in some ways wasted.
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Because in some ways it was wasted.
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You don't know whether it's gonna be wasted.
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You don't know if you were the very first person
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to send this bug report or the 900th.
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How can you know that?
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You don't know what other people are sending, right?
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So I don't think you can have expectations
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about this sort of many to one relationship
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because you don't know what's going on
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on the other end of it.
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And it feels bad when you send a bug report
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that you worked hard on
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and you don't get any kind of reply at all,
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which is why people are begging for like just something,
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anything, an automated reply.
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just like they're not asking you to spend them out of time
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they did, but they just want something.
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Like they're just desperate for something.
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Of course, if you gave them that something,
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they would say, I just need something a little bit more.
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Like this automated reply makes me feel like you don't care
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about my email, maybe just a personal note,
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because I spent so much time on this.
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And it just, I think that relationship is never gonna work
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out where you want a response that makes you feel good
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about the effort you spent.
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And it's like, well then fine, I won't report bugs.
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Like that's a problem Marco will have to deal with.
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If suddenly no one reports bugs anymore,
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or he gets only bad bug reports,
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then he will actually have to take time to address it.
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But that's, you don't know what's happening on the other side
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so you can't say that Marco has to do that.
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It seems like he's getting enough bug reports and feedback.
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- Yeah, you know, I already lost the exact words you used,
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but you said something along the lines of,
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you can't have expectations for what Marco did
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and the relationship between you and Marco
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is just some random, you know, bug reporter.
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And I think that's absolutely true.
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And one of the things that,
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one of the more common themes that was angry
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that I saw of the feedback that all of us got was,
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how could you not respond to this?
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It only takes a moment to fire off an email,
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be it automated or whatever.
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And what I don't think people understand,
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and this was the point in me bringing up that story
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about me going to New York and me not understanding
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why Marco didn't remember having read that email I sent him,
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was I didn't understand the sheer volume of email
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that someone in Marco's position can get.
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And it wasn't until I got a lot of email through this show
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that I started to understand it.
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And maybe some of these people that wrote us very angry
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about this do understand it, but I suspect that
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unless you're in a position where you're getting
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hundreds of unsolicited emails a day
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that are not outright spam,
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they're emails that you should probably be reading,
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then it's hard to pass judgment on what any one of us,
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particularly Marco, should do.
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Because I find it challenging to keep up
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with just ATP email, and that's a drop in the bucket
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compared to what Marco's getting from Overcast.
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So I think you're absolutely right, Jon.
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In any case, we should talk about something that's awesome.
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And if I'm not mistaken, this is a particularly awesome
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something that's awesome, is that right?
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- This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
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Now, they didn't want us to read a typical sponsor ad.
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What they did instead was send Jon a toaster.
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This is really happening.
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I cannot believe this is really happening.
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- So John, all they wanted to do for this ad read
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was for you to review this toaster
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compared to your, you know, the toaster.
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- Well hold on, hold on.
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Can we set the stage here since this is the first one?
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What is the toaster and what is the particular
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reviewed toaster?
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- There's already not enough time for me to review
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this toaster in a typical ad read slot.
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So I don't think we can go too much into context.
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So I think save for the after show, I will talk more about this toaster, but the context
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is that I did a podcast, a Wally Wilko hypercritical.
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One episode I talked about my difficulty finding a toaster that I found satisfying in response
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to that episode.
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A bunch of nice people got me as a sort of joke gift at WWDC, a fancy toaster that I
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probably would not have bought myself.
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And that's the one I'm using right now.
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That's the context of it.
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That's why it's funny to apparently send me toasters to review.
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So I have received a toaster.
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It is the Black & Decker TO1303SB.
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I just want to note that the model number has both a capital O and a zero in it.
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This is a four slice toaster.
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And by the way, these are all toaster ovens.
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Please do not send me things about "I should get a slot toaster."
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I know about slot toasters.
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Again, on the episodes, yes, I know all about them.
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Slot toasters do not double as ovens.
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I'm only interested in toaster ovens.
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You may be interested in slot toasters.
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That's great, get a slot toaster.
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They're really nice.
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Anyway, toaster ovens.
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This one, let's talk about the good things first.
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It toasts bread reasonably evenly.
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This is a big thing because a lot of them have like hot spots
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and you'd get, you know, one side is pale
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and one side is over toasted.
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It toasts them in about the same speed as my fancy toaster.
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We'll have the model number of my fancy toaster
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and a link to it in the show notes as well.
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So speed wise, it's good.
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Capacity wise, it is a smaller toaster,
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but you know, size like it's not a fault for it.
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It takes up less room on the countertop.
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It's also small on the inside, that's fine.
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It is relatively quiet.
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You'd be surprised that the noises toasters make,
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particularly when you just turn them on,
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they make kind of like a transformer wine,
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kind of like, meh.
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- Is that what that is?
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'Cause yeah, they all kind of like have that buzz.
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Someone, Dr. Drangenreisen tells what it is.
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I don't know, maybe it's an inverter or something,
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Whatever it is, the sound gets lower as the thing heats up.
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So it's only the beginning of this one,
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it's admirably quiet.
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This one does have a thing that ticks,
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a sort of a ticking countdown thing
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until it gets to the end.
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- Like a bomb?
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- Yeah, basically.
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Listen to the hyper-critical episode of me complaining
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about the ticking thing.
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But this is at least is a very quiet tick, right?
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And the oven, I use this thing for toast
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and for warming stuff up and for cooking things,
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the oven part seems to work fine.
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Overall, it's pretty good.
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The bad things about it are some of the same bad things
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about most modern toasters.
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This thing has three dials on the front of it
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and to toast anything, you have to put the top dial to toast.
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You have to put the middle dial to toast
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and you have to put the bottom dial
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to the amount that you want to toast it.
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And dials, oh, these are not good dials.
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Dials, these dials are completely smooth
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and have like a little, you know,
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a thing showing you where it's supposed to be pointing
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on the top of the dial, but they're raised like an inch off
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so you can't tell quite where it's aiming.
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And that's important because anything with a dial,
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you have to turn it to a degree that you memorize,
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36 degrees, 37 degrees, 38, whatever it is
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the amount that exactly toasts the bread
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to the darkness that you want.
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And every time you toast a piece of bread,
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you have to turn the dial that exact amount.
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If you're off by a little bit,
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it won't be toasted enough or it'll be toasted too much
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before the thing goes off.
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This is a terrible design for toasters.
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Remember when they used to be when we were kids,
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you would have a darkness knob that you could set
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and then you'd press a little thing down
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and then it would pop up when it's done, right?
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Like the little things?
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- Yes, you could set the way you liked it and be repeatable.
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- Right, and then it's just like one after the other,
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down, down, down, down, down.
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This thing with the knob, it's just not good at all.
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And then having to set the other three knobs,
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if you have the top knob set to the wrong thing
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or the middle knob set to the wrong thing,
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you can turn that toasting to the right degree,
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but it won't do the right thing,
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because oh, you didn't realize it was on bake or something.
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And if you wanna use the bake thing,
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you've gotta turn the bottom dial to the stay on setting
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and then do the top two dials.
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It's like, how freaking complicated can you make this?
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They only have a little bit of an area for UI.
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Like, I don't know how you can go this far wrong
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with the toaster interface.
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So performance-wise, this toaster gets the job done.
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In fact, I was really nicely surprised
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by how well it did all the jobs
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as well as my big fancy toaster.
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But user interface-wise, this is not good at all.
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- And it's worth pointing out too
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that this is, on Amazon currently, it's $43,
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which is very inexpensive for a toaster oven brand new.
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You know, the fancy ones, like the one you have,
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are about $200.
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So for $43, that's a pretty good buy.
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- Yeah, and I would say the build quality
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of this $50 toaster embarrasses my $200 toaster
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in some areas.
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So Black & Becker does make very solid,
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like even the dials, which I don't like
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because they're smooth and don't have a way
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for you to tell where you're pointing
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because the pointing thing is so far off the surface,
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the dials on this one feel better
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than the dials on my $200 toaster,
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which I complained about when I talked about that toaster.
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Right, there just shouldn't be this many dials
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and it shouldn't be this complicated to use this thing.
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- What's your final verdict?
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- He loved it.
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- I mean, how many toasters have I had in my life?
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I'm not the wire cutter here.
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I've had my old toaster.
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I had my old toaster that I replaced with the fancy toaster.
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I like my fancy toaster better than this,
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but my fancy toaster is like four times the price.
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So it damn well better be better than this.
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My fancy toaster is probably not four times better than this
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but you know, of all the toasters I've used in my life,
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This is the second best, but the interface is still terrible.
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Well, thank you very much to Cards Against Humanity.
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This is entirely their idea.
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Thank you very much to Cards Against Humanity
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for sponsoring our show.
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God, such a funny idea.
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I don't even know where to go from here.
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Are we done?
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That guy should have been the sweet home, not the wire cutter.
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Sorry, I'm not good at my brand.
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Real time follow.
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No one in the chat room caught it.
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Someone in the chat room did say,
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I don't understand why he's not using a slot toaster,
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for crying out loud.
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How much preamble do I have to give for people not to?
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I understand what a slot toaster is.
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I know all about it.
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We're not talking about, I just, I can't,
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you cannot get the, the slot toaster people
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are just unstoppable.
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- Why would you want a slot toaster?
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I don't even understand. - But they're fine
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if you want a slot toaster, it's good, but you can't--
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- No, they're ter, they're worse at everything.
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- Yeah. - They're not, no,
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they're better at toast.
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- No. - They're better,
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you can toast, you can toast faster,
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and they have a thing that you press down,
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Like if you just want to make toast,
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I think slot toasters are better.
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- And as long as you never want to toast anything
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that is crumbly or thick or non-symmetrical on both sides.
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- Yes, you would have to have a toaster oven as well.
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But if you have a very large kitchen
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and with a lot of counter space,
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then you can have a toaster oven, a slot toaster,
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a convection oven, a microwave oven,
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dual ovens in the walls, like whatever.
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I do not have that kitchen.
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- Seven ovens, at various shapes and sizes.
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Many different knob types on the front.
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- I love that all these people in the chat room
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are going berserk about the slot toasters.
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Yes, they may be plainly superior for toasting, like Jon said, but I still do.
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I won't concede that point.
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Well, I'm not saying that's true, but if you let's let's take it as writ that that is true.
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Even if that is true, there's so many gazillions of things you can do with a toaster oven that you can't do with a frickin' slot toaster.
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Now, if I had a big kitchen, I would have both. But I do not have a big kitchen, so I don't have both. That's it.
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Oh, man, this show took a turn that I wasn't expecting.
00:32:49
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Do we have any actual topics for the week?
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Who just added this? Did you just add the net neutrality thing?
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I hope one of you knows something about it.
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Well, I just have an incredibly under-informed opinion like usual.
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Oh, well, nothing changes.
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So the FCC released an announcement of some kind of... what exactly did they do? Just
00:33:10
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an announcement of what they want to do, or...?
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That's why I didn't pay enough attention to it, because A, I still cynically assume that
00:33:17
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that we're being screwed just now in a more hard to detect way. And B, I didn't think
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this announcement had anything to do with like, "We would really like this to happen,"
00:33:25
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and then the political realities will kick in and nothing will actually happen.
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Right. So basically, to give some very under-informed background on this topic, the FCC, which is
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responsible for regulating US telecom and broadband and stuff like that, they have previously
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classified broadband as a data service rather than a telecom service. For telecom services,
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like the phone lines to your house, there's much more strict regulations over how much
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control the carriers are allowed to exert over that, how much they're allowed to screw
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people and put limits and controls and interfere with what's being telegraphed over the lines,
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things like that. Internet service, by almost any kind of common sense definition, sounds
00:34:14
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like that. If you ask people, "Should internet service be regulated like phone service in
00:34:22
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these ways?" Most people would say, "Yes, that makes sense. Of course it should be."
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It hasn't been yet. The FCC has tried a couple of little things to kind of half-picks it
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a little bit, like to say, "Well, we want you to have net neutrality most of the time,
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we're not going to go all the way and classify you as this." And then they get sued by the
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ISPs and then they have to roll that back. So generally speaking, the FCC has been very
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weak on this, and even like six months ago, recently, the chairman Tom Wheeler basically
00:34:55
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came out and said that he didn't think they need to reclassify it the way phone lines
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are. A few weeks after that, President Obama made some statement about it, about how he
00:35:06
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He was basically opposing the FCC chairman, who I think ostensibly he appointed, right?
00:35:11
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Sounds right.
00:35:12
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Obama basically politically overrode, not legally, but he politically said, "I think
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differently on this," very publicly.
00:35:21
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And then, of course, the geek population like us is very strongly against the FCC's previous
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We want it to be regulated the way phone service is.
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Title II is, and I don't know all the details of what parts of Title II, all of it, none
00:35:36
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of it, but anyway.
00:35:38
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So you had the situation where the FCC says one thing, Obama a few weeks or months later
00:35:43
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says another thing, and then it came up again in the State of the Union address last month
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where Obama talked about again how he was on the side of net neutrality, which was directly
00:35:52
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contradicting the FCC's most recent statements.
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This week, FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler comes out and says, "Oh, I changed my mind.
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We're gonna try to, we're gonna seek this classification now.
00:36:04
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And this guy, he has previous ties to the cable industry, and it's up for debate to
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what degree that is, but he does have some previous ties to the cable industry.
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Wasn't he a lobbyist for the cable industry?
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Something, it was kind of, it was a little bit less severe than that in practice, but
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it's like, there's some kind of connection there.
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So he comes from the cable industry, so having him be the head of the FCC is kind of suspect,
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suspects, well why wouldn't he just fight for the rights of the people who previously
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employed him and will probably employ him in the future.
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So anyway, that's the whole revolving door thing, that's a big problem.
00:36:37
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The problem is, he said one thing last year or whenever, all of a sudden the president
00:36:44
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says "I disagree" a few months later, "Oh, the FCC is now seeking something else."
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This feels a lot like just posturing and just empty promises because Obama said that whether
00:36:56
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he believes it or not, he said it because it was popular among his base, he kind of
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had to say it.
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He had to probably put pressure on Tom Wheeler to kind of get in line with him and his party
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and everything because that's kind of weird if your appointed FCC chairman is like directly
00:37:11
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disagreeing with the president and his policies, that's kind of weak.
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So it feels like posturing, it feels like putting on a good show for the voters.
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But what's going to happen, like nothing's going to change tomorrow.
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What's going to happen is the FCC might pursue this in some way, it's going to be going back
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and forth for months if not years of drafting what the rules will even be, and then try
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to put them in place.
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And then Verizon, Comcast, all the big ISPs are probably going to sue the FCC or sue the
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government to try to get these rules overturned.
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And that's going to go through courts for months or for years and possibly go to the
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Supreme Court eventually.
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This is going to be a long process, this is how the legal system works with this kind
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It's going to be a very long process.
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And he can say whatever, Tom Wheeler can say whatever he wants today.
00:38:04
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He can say, "Oh, we're going to seek this, we're going to seek these rules."
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But over time those are going to be negotiated and weakened and possibly overturned by court
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So it's hard to say this really means a lot right now.
00:38:16
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This might turn into something good down the road, but it's going to be a very long time
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before in all likelihood before anything really can come of it if anything comes it comes of it at all and what will probably
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happen which is what happens most of the time with these kind of moves is
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It'll probably be watered down or completely thrown out before before it ever takes effect and the public won't notice
00:38:37
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We would have moved on to some other stupid PR thing. So you're looking forward to it and you're sure it's going to work
00:38:44
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That's it. I'm so cynical about these things because like just even if you don't know any of the details
00:38:50
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The broad strokes are that you in your thing are roughly
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Roughly correct like that the person Obama appointed to the FCC chairperson did not
00:39:04
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Like he campaigned on the idea of like don't you know it was against the revolving door don't take people from?
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Industries and then appoint them to regulate the industries that they came from and are going back to that's a bad thing
00:39:16
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It's the anti pattern to use our lingo
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We shouldn't do that and then did that it ostensibly did that same thing with the FCC chairman, although
00:39:24
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MTW in the chat room says that this is not the case at all
00:39:28
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And I don't know what we're getting wrong about that
00:39:30
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But like it was an industry person, right?
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It doesn't mean all people who were in the industry are bad or evil or whatever
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It just means like it's kind of other things like if there's an appearance of impropriety
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like try to avoid even the appearance rather than you know going on an individual basis like just you know, you know, I mean like so
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You know that the optics of this were bad
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You took someone from the industry and you and you put them in charge of something that has a big influence on the industry
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You say well this person is upstanding
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They're not going to be influenced and even if they do go back to work the industry doesn't make a difference like just the appearance
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Of it is not good, right?
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So that starts off on the wrong foot and then to see that person say things in that position
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that make the telecom and cable industries happy.
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If you are regulating an industry,
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if you're doing things that make the industry
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you're regulating happy,
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you're probably doing your job wrong.
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No matter what it is,
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like if you are in charge of regulating
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the food safety industry,
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if you're in charge of regulating trucking,
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if you're in anything,
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like no matter what you are in charge of regulating,
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if the companies or the industries you're regulating
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are happy about what you're doing,
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it is almost certainly the wrong thing to do,
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unless maybe you're rolling back another regulation
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that was like, went too far or whatever.
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But like, if they're happy,
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it's, you know, especially with these giant industries
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that have near monopolies like telecom,
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if they are happy, something is wrong.
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Because they are never happy about things
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that help consumers.
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They're always happy about things
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that make them more powerful and that screw consumers.
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So that like, you don't even need to get into nippy details
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and theories about the free market or whatever,
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all you have to do is say, is Verizon happy?
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Is AT&T happy?
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Do they love this?
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Then it's almost certainly the wrong thing to do.
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Now you have to balance it.
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You say like, well, you're not gonna make them miserable,
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but you can't just regulate them to death
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and strangle the industries, but believe me,
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no one is strangling telecom.
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Like now we can't have any telecom companies.
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All telecom companies have closed up shop.
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They're just leaving their wires, hanging in the trees,
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and just no one's gonna use them anymore
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because it's over-regulated.
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No, the direction everything has been going in this country
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has been decreasing regulation,
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which has good size and bad size.
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but just as a general rule of thumb,
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you don't even need to look at consumers.
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Don't say, "Are consumers happy?"
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'Cause consumers don't know what's going on.
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These things all happen behind closed doors.
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Consumers have no idea that it's happening.
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Consumers have no idea what the effects are,
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but if the industry loves it, stop.
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Stop and look and say, "Wait a second, they love this.
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What the hell are we doing?
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Our job is, they should hate us.
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Our job, it's like being the principal at a school,
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like, or the assistant principal.
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Like if everybody loves you,
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you're not imposing enough discipline, right?
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Not everybody doesn't have to hate you,
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but if everyone's like,
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"Yeah, everything you do is awesome, woo!"
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Like, you know, that's not a regular,
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same, you know, or parenting.
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Like if your kids love every decision you make,
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you're probably failing them as a parent,
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or you have a perfect child, which could happen.
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Anyway, that's how I feel about this thing.
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So that's why I don't get too caught up in the details,
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and maybe I'm too cynical about it.
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I think I did, you know, every time this comes up,
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I do do whatever things they have online to like,
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oh, send a letter to your Congress person,
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send, put a comment on the, you know, request for comments.
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I do all that stuff.
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So I'm not so cynical that I think I can't participate
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in the process and everything.
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And of course, you know, I vote and the people I vote for
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are as close as possible to being in agreement with me
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on positions like this.
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But it's, in many cases, it's just simply impossible
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because there are stupid two party systems
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to find any candidate who agrees with you
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even remotely on some issues like this,
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but you do what you can, but anyway, I don't know.
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I guess we'll just wait and see.
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- All right, so let's move on real quick.
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We hear that Apple may or may not be involved
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in a mapping service.
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Do you want to talk about this, John?
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- I put it in there because it was on Loop Insight
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and it wasn't Dalrymple that said it,
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but like when I saw these stories, it's like,
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"Oh, someone has some random spy shot of a van with crap on top of it, and they say it's from Apple."
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And then I, you know, I saw that story. I'm like, "Yeah, whatever. I don't, you know, I don't really pay attention."
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And then I saw that the loop had it, and I went to it hoping it would be Dalrymple giving one of his yuppernopes.
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And I was expecting it to be a nope, because I don't think Apple's working on self-driving cars.
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But he didn't even write it, so there's no thing one way or the other.
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But I feel like he would want to write that was that Sean King that did that one
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I feel like if you knew he would have grabbed that one and thrown in a note, but he didn't
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And but the story did point out and I think it is a much more plausible theory
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This is not Apple self-driving cars
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This is just Apple's answer to Street View which we've talked about in many past shows the episode numbers of which I absolutely cannot remember
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things that Apple's bad at and one of them is the audacity to do something like Google Street View where it's like we have overhead maps
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and everything but wouldn't it be great if we could have
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Street level views of stuff and like well, how are you gonna get street-level views everything?
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well, what if we just put cameras on top of cars and drive them on every road in the entire United States and
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That's something that would come up in a Google meeting. They would say, alright, let's do that
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And by the way, it's scan every book in existence
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but anyway get those cars on the road and drive it, you know, whereas Apple Apple is not an organization that
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Does things like that that conceives things like that and that executes them?
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But when they took up on the job of doing maps, it's like well
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It's gonna take you a long time to catch up to Google and maps if you ever do and you don't have anything like Streetview
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And if you want something that Streetview Google's not gonna give it to you
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You're gonna have to do what they did which is really hard
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So I desperately hope that that is an Apple
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equivalent of Street View car
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Piloting a program that's going to use some of that
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7878 billion dollars to drive on every road in the United States eventually every road in the world taking pictures of everything
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- And that their pictures will be higher resolution
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than Google's because they do it later
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with better technology and all that stuff.
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I desperately hope that's what it is
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and not just some cleaning van with weird stuff on the roof.
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- Yeah, me too, because it is,
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it's unfortunate that there are these handful
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of major areas where Apple and Apple's customers
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are still really dependent on Google for things.
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And obviously Apple does not really want it to be that way
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if they can help it.
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And some of these, like web search,
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general purpose web search of find this phrase
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on the entire internet.
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I don't think Apple's gonna tackle that.
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Somebody posted there was a job posting
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for Apple search on some Apple job site.
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- They just want you to be able to find a game
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on the App Store and stuff.
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- Yeah, right?
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- Keyword spammers.
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- Yeah, I mean like, I don't think the Apple search thing
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was about web search.
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I think it's just like searching other things
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that Apple needs to be searchable.
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But the certain areas of maps and Street View
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is probably the biggest one.
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The mapping data is pretty close now.
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Obviously this will vary depending on where you live, but I have found Apple's mapping
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data to be pretty good.
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The biggest problems I have with Apple Maps that still exist today are lack of street
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view and that the business listings are pretty weak compared to Google's.
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The Google's are not perfect.
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A lot of people say, "Oh, well Apple's business listings once brought me to some
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terrible out of date listing of this thing that didn't exist anymore or wasn't there,
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moved or whatever. Google's business data is not perfect either. This is kind of like
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when people try a different cellular carrier and they forget how bad their other one was
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or how spotty or inconsistent it was in certain areas and they run back and then forget about
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how bad it, you know, it's kind of like grass is always greener but with a little bit longer
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term memory involved. And so like, just like no cellular carrier including your beloved
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Verizon everybody is actually consistently great everywhere.
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Similar to that, no mapping data for many of these services is consistently perfect,
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and no business place name data is consistently perfect from these places.
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Certainly I think Google's is still better.
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Again, neither of these are perfect.
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Google's is still better.
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And anything Apple can do to close that gap with the business data and to provide the
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missing features like Street View, that is very beneficial to them.
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Strategically, long term, I think they need to do things like that.
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They need to get total independence from the need for Google services on their devices.
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They've come very far.
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They're almost there in many areas, but there's still a few things that they're really stuck
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I think Street View and good map business place data is probably up there.
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- Do you think that the people who are zealots
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about slot-loaded toasters are the same Verizon people
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that won't shut up?
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- You know, people with slot-loaded toasters are so bad.
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You can't reheat a slice of pizza worth anything in there.
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you should limit yourself just to those.
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But they really do look amazing, like Marco said.
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All right, so we had a question from listener Ben,
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which I thought was kind of interesting.
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And he said, "Would really like to hear more
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about the Overcast backend someday
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as an example of what it takes to run a modern app beyond what
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you upload to the App Store.
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There's a lot of places to learn about how to design
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and code an app, but most examples are standalone.
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And Overcast has some really interesting infrastructure
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behind it, and it seems like it could be a good example.
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For example, where do you host the VPSs and why?
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How much will the Go switch end up saving,
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although I think you've talked about that a bit,
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and what other tools are in use?
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- Yeah, I mean, I don't wanna go too far into this.
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It's probably gonna be boring, but I host at Linode,
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and I've used a lot of web hosts over the years, a lot.
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I mean, I've been hosting stuff on web hosts since 2000,
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so it's, over the years, web hosting business
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has a lot of companies come and go.
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Technology changes over time.
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I've probably been at 10, 15 hosts over that time.
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And through big and small, through my own personal site
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all the way up to Tumblr scale
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and a lot of things in between,
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Linode is overall the best host I've used.
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And there are certain areas in which other hosts are better,
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but Linode, this past fall, they did a major hardware upgrade
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where they upgraded the speeds of all their base systems
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and their networking and they changed their plans a little bit.
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And it is now an incredibly good deal for the power that you get.
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Before that it was a decent deal, but it wasn't amazing.
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Now it's really a very strong value.
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So Linode, compared to other kinds of hostings, Linode is VPSs only, and I think they're all
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I don't know if they offer unmanaged servers.
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It doesn't matter.
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I use unmanaged, so it doesn't matter to me.
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meaning that it's all on you to take care of everything, whereas managed means there's
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people monitoring it and trying to do first-level troubleshooting. Is that all correct?
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Yeah, and so for a while, in the early days of Davidville and Tumblr, we had managed servers
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at Rackspace. And Rackspace at the time, I mean this was 2006, 2007, so I don't know
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how it is now. At the time, they were really considered the best of the business for managed
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servers and I think they only sold managed servers at the time so they were very expensive.
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It was like $800 a month for a server, for like a mid-range server which was very expensive.
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Even back then it was very expensive.
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We had managed that and what I found overall, what it promises is things like, "Well,
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if your disks fill up we'll notice that and we'll go in there and clean it up."
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Or if your database is being hammered by some runaway processor or some terrible query on
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something, we can go in and optimize it for you and fix it.
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In practice, that was spotty.
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That was very inconsistent.
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The quality of service we got from that was inconsistent.
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Most of the time, it was ultimately on us to fix the problem.
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It was like, well they could tell us, "Oh, well your problem is you have a lot of requests
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It's like, well, yeah, thanks.
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Most of the time, it wasn't particularly useful.
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And maybe that's just because we were programmers, so we knew how to do the basics of system
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administration.
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need them to install Apache for us, stuff like that.
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We could figure that out on our own.
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So it depends on what skill level you need.
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These days, if you need more hand-holding from them
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and you need them to do more things for you,
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these days you're probably not looking at servers at all.
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You're probably looking at managed cloud services,
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which have higher abstraction and everything else.
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That's kind of another story.
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The industry's very different these days than it was in 2006.
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But basically I use Linode because it has a very, very good value and a surprisingly
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good control panel.
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Web hosting control panels are kind of like non-Igloo intranets.
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Oh my god, web hosting control panels are usually so awful.
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It seems like every web host in the world is just totally incapable of making one that
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is remotely usable and even has ever been slightly thought out of how people actually
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use it, with a very small number of exceptions, and Linode is one of them.
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Digital Oceans is decent, but Linode is still by far more fully functional.
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I've tried other things, I've tried Digital Ocean, I've tried a couple of other ones.
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I keep coming back to Linode because it is just a really fantastic value for what it
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is, which is unmanaged VPSs.
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So if you need some other kind of server, some other kind of service, some other kind
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of hosting that's not an unmanaged VPS, I can't really help you because I haven't
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bought those.
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I don't really know what the market is like for those.
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The reason I do what I do is because I know enough about system administration that I
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can run my own servers.
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I know how to do it in a way that does not put a lot of burden on me.
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It's very low maintenance.
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Like I'm not being woken up in the middle of the night to deal with a server problem.
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I know how to do it now so that doesn't happen.
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And honestly it isn't that hard these days because servers are so freaking fast these
00:56:35
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And I use old boring tools like MySQL.
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So like MySQL, for all the crap it gets, I have never had a problem that was MySQL's
00:56:45
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In all of Tumblr, all of Instapaper, everything I've done on the side between then, since
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then, and now all of Overcast.
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I have used MySQL so, and I've said this before on the show, I've used MySQL so heavily in
00:56:55
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so many different configurations.
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I've never had a problem that was MySQL's fault.
00:57:00
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I've never had MySQL wake me up in the middle of the night.
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I've never even had it crash in use.
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I've never seen the MySQL process crash.
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It's incredible.
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So if you are fairly conservative with your tools, if you use boring stuff like CentOS
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Linux and MySQL and PHP or Python, some kind of boring language that's been around for
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a while, you can be pretty good.
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You can be pretty safe and it can be pretty low involvement over time.
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You have some time to set it up and then you're done.
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And modern VPSs have these great tools for making custom setup images, cloning, point
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in time backups and branching and recovery, all this crazy stuff you can do now with all
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these cool virtualized services.
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It's way better than it used to be, it's way easier than it used to be, and it's way way
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cheaper than it used to be.
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So the reason I do it, even though there are all these cloud services that are also available
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now is for that cost.
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I send my own push notifications.
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If I had a service that sent push notifications, it would cost thousands of dollars a month
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for the volume I sent.
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For me to do it online, it would cost like $40 a month worth of server time, maybe at
00:58:12
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most, probably less than that.
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It's a massive deal.
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And it took me a day to figure out how to send them in code myself.
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It wasn't that big of a deal.
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So much of the stuff I feel like people shy away from because, and these are developers,
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you're able to make an app which is not easy.
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It's easy in the grand scheme of things.
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It's easier than doing manual labor all day and it's easier than solving cryptos or whatever.
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In the grand scheme of things, if you can figure out how to make software of any kind,
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you can administer basic stuff on a server.
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It's really not that hard.
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It might just be unfamiliar to you, but just like any language or platform or new API,
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you can learn it, it's not that big of a deal.
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You can save so much money and you can do so many powerful things once you are open
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to the idea of "You know what?
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Maybe I will let myself run a web service."
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The doors it opens for you, to me, are usually, the vast majority of the time, usually worth
00:59:12
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it for the time and stress and expense of running your own servers.
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- I have nothing to add to that.
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That's pretty straightforward.
00:59:25
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Now, would you mind recapping what the Go savings were
00:59:30
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when you changed the feed crawler to Go?
00:59:35
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- Yeah, it was like a couple hundred bucks a month.
00:59:37
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- That's significant, for sure.
00:59:38
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- Yeah, my total line-of-the-bill is, I gotta look,
00:59:41
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I'm still moving stuff around with images and everything.
00:59:44
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So one thing I do with Overcast is,
00:59:47
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because every podcast has the album artwork image
00:59:51
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that it defines in its feed.
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iTunes wants those to be 1400 pixels square,
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so they're huge.
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And because when dealing with arbitrary podcasts
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from arbitrary people, many people, many podcast producers,
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don't particularly optimize that file.
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So you might have this album artwork that's a meg,
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or it's a PNG when it's actually the photo,
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so it compresses very badly or something like that.
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Or it's a JPEG that they just saved on 12 quality.
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Sometimes you have these massive files.
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In the context of Overcast, I don't really need those.
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I need them only really as the iPad artwork.
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In every other context, things like search results, even just downloading things, you
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don't need the files to be that big.
01:00:37
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And a lot of times, people who subscribe to a lot of podcasts, they might have hundreds
01:00:41
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of megs worth of album artwork to download, and that's no good.
01:00:45
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So what I do as part of my hosting is I proxy and serve all album art images in Overcast
01:00:52
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through my own infrastructure.
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I resize the images to correct sizes that are actually needed by the app and I serve
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them through a CDN.
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So that's why when you search Overcast, if you do a search for like "add podcast"
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type in a keyword.
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Those thumbnails will load incredibly quickly.
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Way faster than if I was pulling in like the full size, mostly uncompressed versions from
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all the different feeds.
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I'm doing all that just to make things better.
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You know, and again, this is another advantage I have by having some kind of infrastructure
01:01:22
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in place, I can do that.
01:01:24
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So right now, I'm in the process of moving some stuff around, like that used to be on
01:01:28
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my own servers, now I'm trying out Imageix, but it's costing me a fortune, so I'm moving
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it to something else, and probably back on my own servers soon.
01:01:36
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So my costs are all in flux, but generally speaking, the Go transition saved me a lot
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of money and my next attempt for the image resizing is actually going to be based in
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Go and using this library called Vips, which I don't know anything about but apparently
01:01:51
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it like destroys everything else in image resizing performance. So if anybody knows
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anything about the Vips library for resizing images let me know. Fair enough. You're not
01:02:00
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going to try to install ImageMagick? ImageMagick is just, it is fine. I've used it a lot in
01:02:07
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the past. I built most of Tumblr's stuff against ImageMagick for the second revision when I
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when we added the ping and gif support.
01:02:15
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It's okay, ImageMagick is okay, ModernGD is okay.
01:02:19
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There are some bindings in PHP, some bindings in Go.
01:02:23
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It's okay, but overall ImageMagick is just not very fast.
01:02:27
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That's the biggest problem,
01:02:27
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and VIPs promises to be really, really fast.
01:02:30
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Like, I've seen a few benchmarks, and it seems amazing.
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So I don't know what the trade-offs are.
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Maybe it's terrible quality, I don't know yet.
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I'm looking into it.
01:02:38
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- Yeah, it's because it's not ImageMagick or GD.
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both of those things are like,
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forgetting how well they work when you use them,
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just getting them installed is just,
01:02:48
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it's just like such a nightmare,
01:02:50
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and it never got better over the decades of me
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having to install those two things.
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You're like, well, they'll work it out,
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and it'll be, oh god, so painful, so painful.
01:02:59
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- Yeah, and I don't know if this is still the case,
01:03:01
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but we, at Tumblr, we had a lot of issues with,
01:03:04
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like, ImageMagick would increment the version
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in some minor way, and then all of a sudden,
01:03:10
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it would be 10 times slower in certain cases
01:03:12
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'cause they were like playing with multi-threading
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and something wouldn't work right
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or it would lock things weirdly.
01:03:18
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It was unstable for a while there.
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It's probably better now, but anyway,
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this is pretty boring.
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Do you want to talk about family sharing, Jon?
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Oh, that was the David Sparks thing that we've had in the notes in forever.
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Yeah, he has a lot of complaints about family sharing.
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My expectations, I guess, were just way lower.
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What I was looking for for family sharing is an officially sanctioned acknowledgement
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from Apple of the structure of our family unit, which this more or less gave.
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I talked about the caveats in my Yosemite article where it's like, well, what if you
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had already sort of kind of given your kids Apple IDs even though they weren't supposed
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to have them because they're too young, which I did.
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They introduced this way for you to add like child's Apple IDs.
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And I said, well, my kids already have Apple IDs.
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and I convert them to child Apple IDs and Apple said, "Lol."
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So you can't actually convert an Apple ID,
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you can't merge Apple IDs, you can't convert them.
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And so I have to give my kids fake ages
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and wait until, whatever, like that's annoying.
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But at least I can have an organizer for the family
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and another adult in the family
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and two children in the family.
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And so just having Apple,
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having me be able to input that information in some place
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where Apple knows it,
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gives me hope that future applications, future services,
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other future things that Apple does,
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maybe even third-party things if they expose that,
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could recognize the structure of my family
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and use that to do non-stupid things,
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like working the way that we would want the applications
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to work for our family.
01:07:43
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I have dim hopes that Apple's photo stuff
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was going to do this, but whatever.
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And the second thing I wanted out of it
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was I wanted my kids to be able to buy things
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on the App Store with their own Apple IDs
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with me having some control over what they buy.
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And so then they could have their own,
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you know, if people get them iTunes gift cards
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for their stocking or something,
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they can go into their own Apple ID,
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it'll be their own money,
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they can spend it on the games that they want to spend it on
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and then I can still see what they're doing.
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And this feature has worked spottily,
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which you would expect from most of these features,
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but sometimes it works.
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It's like, it's better than this feature not existing.
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Now, all the complaints about this is like,
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well, what if they download an application
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that you bought on your Apple ID,
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but the in-app purchase doesn't transfer over there,
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so they have to redo the in-app purchase.
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A lot of the annoyances of family sharing
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cause many people, including me occasionally,
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to go back to what we were all doing before,
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which is just designating a member of the family
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as the designated App Store Apple ID person.
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And then everybody assigned in with that Apple ID
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to the iTunes store, and I've said this before,
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to Apple's credit, despite the fact that they're so terrible
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at recognizing how families work,
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they have made it relatively easy
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to have different Apple IDs for all the different things.
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You can be signed into one Apple ID in iCloud,
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to a different Apple ID in the App Store,
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and I think even to a different Apple ID in Game Center,
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and maybe a different Apple ID in iMessage, I don't know,
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but there's a whole bunch of different places
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where you can have Apple IDs.
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If it was all one thing, nothing would work,
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because that would just totally have,
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wouldn't allow people to even do workarounds,
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But the workaround everybody I know does is,
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oh, that's the Apple ID we buy everything on,
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everybody in the family gets to use it,
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which is nice from the bad old world of like,
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you had to get a license for each seat
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and if you had two computers,
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you can only use the software on one or whatever.
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So now, you know, in the yesterday,
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you would spend $200 on a program
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and you had to spend another $200
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if someone else wanted to use it.
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Now you spend 99 cents and your whole family can use it.
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So maybe we're all spoiled by that.
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But whatever the policy is, we all have a workaround,
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which is just use the same Apple ID for everything.
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and the quote unquote correct way
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to do it with family sharing, even if it doesn't work,
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and even if it has limitations,
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and even if iTunes matches and integrated with it
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and everything, it is a start.
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And I've waited so long for them to have any kind of start,
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I'm like, finally, they realize we have families.
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So maybe in another decade, everyone in the family
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will be able to take pictures
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and put them into one big family photos pool
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and not have to have one computer designated
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as the iPhoto computer or one Apple ID
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designated as the one family Apple ID.
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But baby steps.
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- Yeah, I mean, for whatever it's worth,
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I've now set up Apple family sharing on two families,
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on me, my wife, and my son, and then also on Tiff's parents,
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so they together can each be their own people
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and have their own iPads and share purchases.
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For both of those cases, we didn't do it
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the way everyone else did it before,
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where we didn't have one account
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that we just bought things from
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and then we'd have our own accounts.
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No, we were always separate before,
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'cause Tiff and I just don't buy a lot of the same things.
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It was never really a big problem.
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And Tiff's mom just got an iPad this Christmas,
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so it was after family sharing existed,
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so we could start kinda clean on those.
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And so for us, like using it the way it's intended,
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the clean way that Apple thinks everyone does,
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even though almost no one does except us,
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but using it that way, it has worked incredibly well.
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I don't think we've had a single issue with it.
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It has really been flawless.
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I think the challenges people are having are migrating between the old way of having one
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shared account, if you were doing that, which you're right, a lot of people do.
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Migrating from that into this new system.
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But if you kind of come to the system on its own terms and do it the way Apple thinks you
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should be doing things today, then it works very well.
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Then you have separate pools of photos.
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That's true, yeah.
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The photos are not really a solved thing yet.
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And Adam's not old enough to be buying his own things
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on the App Store, but soon he will be.
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And so then, you know.
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- Well no, but that actually works.
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So we have it set up, he has his own little iPhone
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that's an old iPhone of mine,
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and he has these games on it.
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And we set him up his own child account
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through the new child account system.
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And so it has his real age in it,
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like you don't have to pretend he's 13 or whatever.
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Has his actual real age in it,
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and his purchases are charged to my account.
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and then me or Tiff have to authorize those purchases
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before they're made, and it pops up, it works great.
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And on Tiff's mom, we had hers doing what you were saying
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with the cards, whereas, where like,
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we gave her the iPad and we gave her an iTunes card
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to start it up with, and Tiff's dad has had one for years,
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so he has all this existing stuff,
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and his payment information's already in his account,
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and we made them a family account,
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and we added the prepaid card only to hers,
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and it separates it out.
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So whichever member of the family adds a prepaid card,
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it gives them that credit,
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not the first person or the owner or whatever of the family.
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And so everyone else's purchases don't draw
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from one person in the family's credit account.
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So it actually does the right thing there.
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It works very well.
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- Yeah, the reason I said it works spotally
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is because I've had other people in my family
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set up their family things
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and then just never be able to get the notification,
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you know, the thing that says,
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do you wanna approve this thing?
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And as with so many other iCloud problems,
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once you confirm that the setup is correct,
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yep, you've got a family, yep, it's structured correctly,
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yep, people are signing in with the right Apple IDs
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for all the various things.
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All right, now make a purchase or try to make a purchase.
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And now you should see a notification on your thing.
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Nope, don't see it.
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- Yeah, there's nothing you can do.
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- Right, and then you gotta do the dance.
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Okay, well, I guess we all sign out of our Apple IDs,
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we wipe our devices, we do this,
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or you just do this silly dance
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and just if it doesn't work, you're like, I don't know.
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And so that still happens.
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And it annoys me that that happens.
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Every time it does happen, you just feel powerless.
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And it's like, look, see, they got to work,
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or there's got to be a way for me to debug it.
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And debugging it doesn't mean doing the only things
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that have buttons-- sign out, send back in,
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delete all data, restore data.
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And just, it's very frustrating.
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I've had good luck with it here, but I've seen it not work.
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Actually, I think the first time I tried it,
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it didn't work for me either.
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But then it did start working.
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What changed between the time it didn't work and it didn't?
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know. I still find that pressure. But really the thing I'm most excited about is the fact
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they have that metadata. Because I hope that once they have that metadata that it can be
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useful for something. That it will encourage them to... Because if you think about it,
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anyone designing some kind of application or service inside Apple, if it's like, "Oh,
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we can do this thing for families." But I don't want to set up a thing where people
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have to sign up their family. I just want to make an app. No one wants to do the infrastructure.
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But someone eventually, the infrastructure finally did get done as a separate thing.
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Family sharing is a separate thing.
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So now that infrastructure is there, anybody making an application, at least with an Apple
01:14:39
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for now, doesn't have to be like, "Oh, we could do this cool thing with family.
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Oh, but I don't want to have a thing where people have to enter their families and that's
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not part of my application really or whatever."
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It's like, "No, wait, we've already got that.
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It's already, you know, that information is there and presumably there's some way for
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us to get it.
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Then we can leverage that."
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In kind of the same way, like I hope they leverage it more like, you know, the little
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when your phone is on do not disturb,
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allow calls from VIPs and mail has VIPs and stuff like that.
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Now that it knows who the family members are,
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you can say things like allow calls from my family,
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you know, or automatically put things from my family
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in a separate bin in Apple Mail
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instead of just the VIP thing like, you know,
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and this is just immediate family.
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They can go to extended family and you can like,
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they can slowly start to model the real world
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so we can do things with,
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in the same way that Siri can say, you know, call my wife,
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like the relationship,
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trying to map the relationship between you and other people
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and having sort of these smart assistants in there
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that are aware of these relationships
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and more than just like,
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I don't know how do you do the spouse arrangements
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and things, is there a field in context
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where you say what their relation is
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or is it just a note field or?
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- No, there's a field in context for relationship, I believe.
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- But is it like free form?
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Like you can write any text there you want
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or is there some like?
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- Is it's complicated an option?
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- Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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You know, to give some kind of metadata
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that is not just arbitrary key value pairs,
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but that has meaning,
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and that the meaning is understood by the program
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so they can, so that, you know,
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even it's just like quickly doing something
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like pulling up a picker where everything is just like
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your most recent context or your most recent whatever,
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but there's some kind of picker where it makes sense
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for you to have the spouses being the default thing
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or have immediate family as being the default
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or trying to make reservations
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that it guesses that you want your whole family.
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I don't know, there's lots of things that you can do.
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And I don't wanna get into sort of a creepy,
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like oh Google, they know too much about me or whatever.
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I'm just like this is information that I enter
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and I want my photo management application
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to know about my family, who the members are,
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how I might want things shared and stuff like that.
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So this is just the very first step
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to the possibility of doing that.
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- Real time follow up,
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I am not seeing a relationship field after all.
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I could swear it was there, but I am not seeing it.
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- Yeah, the information's gotta be in there.
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But like in the family sharing,
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you don't set relationships like that.
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You just say like, this is a family,
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there's an organizer and there's adults
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and there's children, which is fine.
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Like, you don't need to be prescriptive
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about like the structure of a family or whatever.
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Just like, I just want to connect the lines
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and say, here is the structure and here is the hierarchy,
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adults, children, you know, like whatever.
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Just that information, I can imagine being so useful,
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but nobody who wants to write an application
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that would take advantage of that information
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also wants to sign up for gathering,
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storing and managing that information.
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So it's an infrastructure thing that Apple
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needs to be doing and now is finally doing,
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but apparently not particularly well.
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Thanks a lot to our three sponsors this week,
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- We have a lot of important stuff to talk about,
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and it looks like we need to get through some BS first.
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Isn't that the usual formula for a show?
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That's a very, very good point.
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So to weed through this BS as quickly as possible, can we talk about your PS4 setup and Destiny
01:18:58
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Yeah, I ordered that monitor so I could play Destiny on it instead of on my television
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and it got delayed by two snowstorms, so it was kind of frustrating for all involved.
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Eventually it did arrive, I set it up, I've been playing it now.
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I had to do...
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My son hasn't learned trigonometry yet, so I tried to give him sort of the approximated
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version of trigonometry to convince him that a 23-inch monitor, the distance he's sitting
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from it is actually twice as big in his field of vision as the 55-inch television at the
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distance he was sitting from it.
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I was just doing that as a ratio of distance to width of the screen rather than going through
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like the angles and the fields of view or whatever.
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I think he mostly bought it.
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And you know...
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How old is he?
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How old is he?
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I mean, like, if you don't even,
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I tried to gloss over and say,
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all you need to know is the ratio,
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like how far, you know, anyway.
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He found it fairly convincing.
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Hooking it up and playing it like that, it's nice.
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The one thing I realized, which kind of makes me sad,
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is that the black levels on this display
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are nowhere near as good as they are on my TV.
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I mean, I knew this, like I knew I'm getting,
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it's like a super cheap LCD screen,
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but it's just, it's shocking to me
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how non-black everything is on this screen
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coming off of my TV.
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but what can you do?
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But anyway, it does fill more of my field of vision.
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It makes it easier to get headshots.
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I've been trying out a little bit of hand cannon stuff
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because everyone tells me it's good.
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I'm not a total convert, but I've been using a little bit.
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Anyway, the other thing I want to talk about with Destiny
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is the UI, like the toaster,
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there are some UI problems in Destiny.
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Most of the UI in Destiny is actually,
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you can tell that they play tested it a lot
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because the things that people do frequently in Destiny
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usually have nice ways to do them.
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So it shows there must have been a really long play testing period where they made can be like you have a lot of crap
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To manage and if you ever played a game that makes a management difficult
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You're just going through screens and menus and back and forward and it's super difficult
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This system seems weird at first when you use it for a while you realize it's very efficient
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Lots of things are done on mouse over
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Lots of things you do frequently like comparing the equipped weapon to another one can be done easily with a nice
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You know the UI is actually a great lesson in how to make a game UI that's efficient for the things that people do when
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they're playing the game. But there's one area where I think they fell down and
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that led me to my other sad destiny thing. I was in this in a little vendor
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trying to look at different things that I was thinking of buying and I pretty
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much decided which thing I was gonna buy a particular helmet but I just wanted to
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check one more time back at the other one and I went over to the other one to
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hit what I thought was the button for details which is triangle to say let me
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just look at this one more time to be sure that I'm buying the right one
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it's the with the right perks or whatever and I accidentally hit X instead of
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triangle and that immediately purchased the item spending things in game which I
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don't want to get into that take a really long time to get I'd spent a long
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time building up this currency and there is no one do like I'm still in as far as
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I know no one to call it tweeted at me to correct me there is no one do there
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is no going back it's like but but I'm you know I haven't used it I haven't
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equipped it I haven't I just bought it immediately I just want to immediately
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say undo unpurchase refund go back it's like the app store like sorry all sales
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- The bills are final.
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- And it was so disappointing.
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I bought the wrong helmet.
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And so some purchases make you hold down the button
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as does dismantling.
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And in fact, if you dismantle something super valuable
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like an exotic, it will make you hold it down even longer.
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Like that's good UI to make it
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so you don't accidentally do something.
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One little tap of the X button, boom,
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like three weeks of work to build up
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what it took to buy this thing, gone.
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I found that very sad.
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So now I have an ugly helmet with the wrong perks.
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- I have no idea what any of that means,
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but I am sorry for your loss.
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- Well, you know, it's just general design things.
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Like if an action has large consequences,
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make some kind of undo for it,
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or even just like sell back or,
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and I understand that it's like,
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I actually, I understand that it's really hard to do that.
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Like, I don't think this is a trivial change.
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This is a massively multiplayer game
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where there actually are stocks for the vendors
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and other people buy things.
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Like it's not as simple as like,
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it is really complicated to undo.
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They have to kind of build it in from the beginning,
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is you can use it for exploits, you know,
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you can imagine all sorts of ways
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that being able to buy something and immediately refund it
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can be used to break the game
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and can screw with like keeping track
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of what inventory is there and like just,
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it's super hard to do, which gives me almost no hope
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that it will ever be done.
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I guess the best thing they can do instead of undo
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is just make it a long press to buy things.
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But then people are annoyed because like,
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every time I buy something,
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I gotta hold down the button.
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So I don't know, I think they just need to do something.
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- And that's the extent of your destiny woes for this week?
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- Yeah, about the fact that I never get any time
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to play and my son is way ahead of me because he has more time to play.
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Still want to do raids.
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I need ascendant shards.
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Please send ascendant shards.
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I need like 20 of them.
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I mean, do you want me to like rescue this conversation by talking about headphone amps
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No, we gotta move on to your printouts now.
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What's wrong with my printouts?
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Why are you printing things on paper to read for sponsor reads?
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You were sitting in front of a computer with a screen!
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Alright, a few reasons.
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A, I have a printer and a lot of paper.
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What else am I supposed to do with it?
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- You've got paper burning a hole in your virtual pocket.
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Just had to spend it.
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- Yeah, that's true.
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I mean, I have this laser printer that I bought
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when paper still mattered slightly more than it does now.
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And it can print like thousands of pages
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before running out of toner.
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And so, hey, what else am I gonna do with it?
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That's part of it.
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Also that my microphone is angled.
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I can't actually talk ideally optimally directly into the mic while looking at my computer
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screen without having it not be perfectly, you know, not be as well isolated against
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echoes and stuff like that in my setup that I have here.
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Why don't you move your mic?
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I mean I could do that, but it just like, it works better this way for me right now.
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And then mostly it's just because my computer screen is full of windows, despite the way
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you think I work.
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I know you think I have one window and then I close it
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and then I open up another one and then I close that.
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- I retweeted that guy who was like,
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oh Marco can't have it on his screen
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'cause there'd be too many windows
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and you'd feel overwhelmed.
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- So I'm gonna move on from that.
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- I didn't tweet it, someone else did, I just retweeted it.
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- It's easier for me to manage it, for me to see it,
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for me to read from it and for me to keep track
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of which ones I have to do and which ones have been done
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and then at the end to be able to glance at all three
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and be able to read them back as the thanks
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to these sponsors, we'll see you next week.
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It's just easier for me to do that all on paper right now.
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I thought about maybe doing it on an iPad
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'cause that has a lot of the same benefits
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where I could hold it right in front of my face
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behind the mic here and stuff like that,
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but I just haven't gotten around to trying that.
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I mean, it's no big deal to do it on paper.
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It's really not a big deal.
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- The main reason I actually wanna talk about this
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is because this, not because I think it's kind of silly,
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but on the other hand, it reveals something
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that I'm constantly complaining about,
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which is people have the ability to deal with things,
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to deal with real things in their hands
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in ways that they can't do on a computer screen.
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And if you wanna take advantage of those skills,
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like the fact that you can manage those three pieces
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of paper, you can look at them,
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you know where they are and everything.
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It's not that you have to approximate the real world,
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but you have to leverage those same abilities.
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Like it shouldn't feel so much more comfortable for,
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and it's not just you, tons of people have this.
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It shouldn't feel so much more comfortable to deal with a physical thing than it does
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in the computer.
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It's always going to feel a little bit more comfortable, and on the other hand, there's
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always going to be things you can do on a computer screen that you can't do in the real
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But any time I see someone saying, "Well, I could do that on the computer screen, but
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it feels better to do it in real life."
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It's something that does not seem...
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It seems like a reasonable thing for a computer to do, like say show a screen full of text.
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It's not obviously kneading dough or something.
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you need to do that in the physical world
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is harder to do on a computer, right?
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That's like a failure of the interface.
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And whatever it is, it's a failure of like,
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is the interface too complicated?
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Is the mouse not as good as grabbing a piece of paper
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Is to keep track of things, do you ever see people
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who take notes in meetings with a notebook,
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even though like an actual paper and pen,
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even though they have a laptop and an iPad
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and everything like that?
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Is it just old habits because people are, you know,
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grew up doing it a certain way?
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Like it's difficult to suss out exactly what the problem is,
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but I think there is still an element of computers feeling
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sort of less tangible, which sounds stupid
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because obviously it's just a bunch of little lights
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on a screen, but like less tangible in the figurative sense
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instead of the literal sense that they can't get a handle
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on something unless they have it literally in their hand
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and it feels better.
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So anyway, that's like, I think no one is immune to that.
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Even people who use computers all day
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to do complicated things that occasionally
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is just more convenient, even if it's just simply
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like out of band.
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Like I know these are separate like there's the show and then there's the sponsors and the sponsors are separate
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Well, they'll never accidentally get mixed in with my other windows and I'll never lose them and I'll always have them available
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Right and and I can always tell in the corner of my eye like
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How many more sponsors do I have for the show?
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Like how many do I have to do? Whereas if they were windows?
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I think I think they might get lost a little more easily
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Yeah, if you had blue index cards, you could throw them behind you through a a window that doesn't have any glass in it
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They can make a glass crashing sound
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Nobody you guys were too young to stay up that late. All right, that's fine. All right
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We have more
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BS to go through although I have a feeling this might be worth it and then I'd really like to talk about
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Cars for a few minutes. So tell us John a little more about this toaster that you were that you were given
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so things to know about toasters like
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You know how I'm sort of rating them because again, I haven't had a million toasters
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but I sort of know the rough outlines of the features that they may or may not have and
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The way I like I always look at toasters in the stores. I don't buy them, but I look at them a
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few things that I think most toasters
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Get wrong especially the cheap ones the things that make the toaster hot the heating elements
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If they don't have anything covering them
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That's just asking for trouble because no matter how careful you are with your toaster
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You always end up getting something in there and it like drips a little piece of melted cheese or whatever
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You know, you're not really supposed to put things in there that are drippy
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But everybody always does eventually you do not want that dripping directly on the element because it burns and it's just awful
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there should be some kind of
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Guard above the element sometimes that guard gets almost as hot as the element and sometimes the guard has openings in it that let stuff
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get down to the element anyway and
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Sometimes those guards can block the heat from the element if it doesn't have a reflective thing of load like there's it's difficult to get
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The balance right between the elements in the guard, but anyway I look for that if I see bare elements on the bottom
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I think it's not great. Mine has that. Yeah, well, if I see only one little
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skinny element in a gigantic toaster I'm thinking that one element is not gonna
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be able to heat things up enough or it's not gonna have even heating so if it's a
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really big toaster I want to see two elements top and bottom. The plugs, nobody
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seems to care about this and maybe it's just my old ancient crappy kitchen but
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they give you these plugs that are like three prong plugs heavy-duty and they
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stick out like an inch they're just huge plugs and if you have the type of
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kitchen where the plugs are down at the same level as the toaster and you only
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have a little tiny spot where you can put the toaster and the plug is right
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behind it and the toaster has a tremendous depth because they're all
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made to put giant deep dish pizzas inside them or whatever the hell they're
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made for these days. If you plug in the toaster you can't push it up
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against the wall because the plug sticks out from it and if you jam it right
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against the plug A) you're kinking the cord and B) the hot back of the toaster
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is pressing against the you're gonna melt the little rubber coating on the
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back of the thing. I think every toaster should come with a low profile plug that sits flush
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against the wall so that you can shove the toaster right back up against it and it should
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have little stops in the back of it that keep you from pressing the hot back of the toaster
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against the cord and melting through and electrocuting you and your whole family. So that's an area
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I think all toasters could get better. Even my toaster doesn't have that, the fancy one.
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I bought a low profile plug extension cord and did this little thing to make it all work.
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Otherwise I couldn't even have a toaster there. Mine does have the standoffs that prevent
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you from putting it right against the wall. And it only has a two prong plug, but it is
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a regular straight plug, not a corner plug. Yeah, they usually have some kind of standouts
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for safety reasons, but like when the plug sticks out, it's like, the standouts don't
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hit, the plug hits first. And I guess maybe people have the plugs either higher up, I
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don't even know what code dictates, all I know is that my plugs are way down low and
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I have very little space and the plugs are right behind where I need to put both of these
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toasters in fact. How hot does the toaster get on the outside? Some toasters get absurdly
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hot on the outside and people stack all sorts of crap on top of their toasters.
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Like I wouldn't put anything on top of a toaster because I know it gets hot up there but people
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do put things up there but some of them get so hot like you're basically cooking stuff
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on the outside of a toaster.
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Or even if you just have like something next to it like within an inch of it and it slowly
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like bakes that over time.
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That's not great.
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This used to be a standard feature that seems to be only on the super high end ones now
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and I don't understand why.
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So all you need is a friggin metal hook but when you open the door the little thing that
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pulls the tray out a little bit that's convenient everyone should do that why
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do they not do it it's too little metal hooks just do it you know some of them
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use magnets some use fancy things and the final element is that I see all the
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time is how robust are the things inside it like the little the little wire thing
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that you put the toast on sometimes that wire is like as thin as a hair it's like
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what what are you trying to save money on give me a nice big thick you know it
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doesn't need to be so thick that the heat can't get through it but it
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It shouldn't be easily bent or like the type of thing where it will slowly deteriorate
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and just crack or like just the heat will work its way.
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It should not feel cheap.
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It shouldn't bend easily.
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The tray that you put stuff in shouldn't be like the thinnest possible metal you can get
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so that it slowly bends and warps and dents.
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Just again, it doesn't cause, you know, I guess the difference between a cheap toaster
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and a good one, just make those things a little bit thicker.
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So that's how I'm going to be judging any toaster that comes into my life.
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That's amazing.
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Can we talk about cars for a few minutes?
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I drove an M4.
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Wow that's great.
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So yeah what's that about?
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So a friend of mine, Keith, he just traded his E92 M3 for a brand new M4, which I drove.
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It is the DCT, which is not my preference,
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but I have to admit it's pretty damn nice.
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I probably would not order one with the DCT.
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However, it's really nice.
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And oh my goodness, the M4 was so nice.
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Like, I don't mean this in a genuine sense,
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but my car is ruined.
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The M4 was loud, which was surprising.
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And then of course,
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Keith pointed out as we're driving around,
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I don't know how much of that is the speakers
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and how much of that is the car.
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- Well, the M cars are all loud.
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They're intentionally loud.
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Although, I have still not seen an M4 in real life,
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except for a few seconds on the highway going the other way.
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But from what I've seen in videos
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and from those few seconds on the highway,
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it did seem louder than the usual for M cars.
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- Yeah, it was surprisingly loud.
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A little bit of turbo lag, which I was surprised by,
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because my car has virtually none.
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And this had a little bit, which I guess makes sense
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if you have a bigger turbo,
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or pushing more boost, or whatever.
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But it certainly surprised me
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that the number was more than zero.
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The interior was bigger than I expected,
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which is probably silly because it's a 3 Series,
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so to speak.
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Yeah, obviously it's an M4,
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but my point being that it's the same size
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as your average 3 Series, just with one less,
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or two less doors.
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But it was bigger inside than I expected.
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The driving experience though was just amazing.
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God, it was so good.
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And it was extremely quick.
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I feel like it was,
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and I haven't crunched numbers or anything,
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but I feel like the power to weight ratio
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of your car, Marco, in this car
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were approximately equivalent
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in so far as you stand on the gas
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and you are hurtled forward
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at an uncomfortable rate of speed.
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And he was well within break-in.
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I think the car had like 300 miles on it
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or something like that.
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So I was coming off throttle at 5,000 RPM
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or something like that.
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But, oh my goodness, the thing was amazing.
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And now I kind of want an M3.
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Well, not that I didn't before, but I want one again.
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- What color was it?
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- I forget the name of the blue,
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but the bright, bright, bright blue,
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which is not my favorite and was not his favorite either,
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but it looked better in person.
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Not too dissimilar from the orange 1M.
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I forget what actual color that is, Marco probably knows.
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- Well, that was a Valencia orange.
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I prefer the secure orange, it's on the newer cars,
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but 'cause the Valencia orange,
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I think it's still on the X1,
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or at least it was on the X1 before.
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It's very pale in person.
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The secure orange is almost red.
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It's a nice, like, bold, darker, so I prefer that one.
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- I mean, to be fair, there are no good colors
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on the modern M3s.
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I can't speak for the M5, I haven't looked in a long time,
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But the M3 and the M4 have no good colors.
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There's black, there's white,
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and then there's a bunch of crap.
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- I've seen the M4 and the dog vomit color.
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There's one of them around here that I see a lot.
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- The yellow one?
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- Oh, it's so bad.
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- Is that, I've only had one dog,
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but that's what color dog vomit is.
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Always kind of yellowish, right?
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- Mine's a little more orange.
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Yeah, mine's closer to the secure orange color.
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It's actually more like the Valencia orange color.
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- Yeah, and Kyle Cronin points out in the chat,
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and I believe he's right, it's yasmerina blue
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is the blue I'm talking about.
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I mean it was okay, I lamented numerous times that I actually did not want to get a white
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I preferred to get a Le Mans Blue 335 and this and I was reminded of how much I should
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have gotten that color when we were at WWDC this past year and a jury had driven by and
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I am almost sure that his 335D is in fact Le Mans Blue which is really annoying because
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it's freaking beautiful.
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But anyway, the M4 was amazing.
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I kind of want one.
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I'm going to sell the two of you in order to buy one.
01:37:18
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It's been great working with you.
01:37:20
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So a few questions.
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First of all, which do you think is a worse color collection overall?
01:37:26
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The colors available for the M4 or the colors available for iPad cases?
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I would actually say the M4 probably, but it is a tight race.
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No, the M4 definitely because things like iPad cases you can have in kind of fanciful
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colors and it's not a big deal but in a car, boy that's a lot of color.
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Like it's a big thing.
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It's a big expensive thing and especially in the case of BMWs where like the non-white
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and black paints are like magic and have fairy dust in them and cost 10 bajillion dollars.
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That's a way more important thing to worry about the color of than an iPad case.
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An iPad case is like, well you could have two iPad cases in different colors and you
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could swap them.
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Like this is an intrinsic part of a super expensive thing that you're investing a lot
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of your self and your image and your desires in.
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So it's much worse for cars to have bad color selections.
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- Yeah, I love this secure orange color.
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It was available on the M5.
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I chickened out because for the same,
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for it's like, I would love this color
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for a couple of days a month.
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And then the rest of the time I'd be like,
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ooh, it would feel like too much.
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Also, it's a big car.
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- It would stick out like a--
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- It would just be ridiculous.
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- Like if I ever got a small fun car again,
01:38:37
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I would be much more likely to pick a color like that on a small, fun, occasional driver.
01:38:42
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But not like my daily driver, my big four-door sedan, I'm probably just going to want that
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to be black most of the time, or something close to black, like one of those dark grays
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or whatever.
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For your everyday car, for this thing you're going to have for years, you're right.
01:38:57
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I'm not willing to take a risk on some kind of bright out there color.
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I don't know.
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I think it's made for people who will take that risk.
01:39:06
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That's not us. I forgot one toaster thing before we move on to that with the actual toaster. I reviewed the crumb tray
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Doesn't slide out horizontally
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Like you know it you can't just pull it straight out
01:39:20
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You have to tilt it and then get it out and of course when you tilt it
01:39:24
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There's a chance that the crumbs are that are on the crumb tray will go skittering off the crumb tray
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Into the thing you're trying to take them out of so that sounds too late. That is not a good design
01:39:33
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Hey mark, are you gonna ask me?
01:39:35
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So a couple more questions name for did you feel any slippage like what was the car?
01:39:40
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Putting out more power than what you could reasonably put on the road. I
01:39:43
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Didn't when I kept the car pointed in a straight line
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And so as you and I learned at M school
01:39:51
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You should really only be getting on the gas with any sort of urgency and especially I learned at the M school coming off
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You should only you should only be getting on the gas with any sort of urgency when your wheels your front wheels are pointed straight
01:40:04
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ahead. And when that happened, when I when I did kind of stand on it, when the wheels
01:40:10
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were pointed straight ahead, I did not notice any slippage. But to be fair, I was giving
01:40:16
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it, you know, a whole bunch of throttle for very little blips at a time, typically not
01:40:22
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in the lowest possible gear. Because this car is brand new. It's not at a break in etc,
01:40:27
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etc. Yours. It's not mine. I have a feeling that if I were to put myself in a situation
01:40:33
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where I wanted to move forward with the utmost of urgency, then yes, it would probably slip.
01:40:38
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That being said, I did take a sweeping right hand 90 degree turn with some serious quickness,
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and I gave it some gas probably before I should have.
01:40:50
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And I did not notice the traction control cutting in by way of obvious loss of power.
01:40:56
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Like it was clear that I was not moving forward as quick as I wanted to.
01:41:00
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But it wasn't one of those situations where all of a sudden the car hits a brick wall,
01:41:03
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so to speak. However, I did see the traffic control light going berserk on the dashboard.
01:41:09
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So it clearly was not happy with me that I was getting on the gas with urgency coming
01:41:15
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out of a 90 degree turn. And as much as I also did not want my 335 to be all wheel drive,
01:41:20
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I would have preferred rear wheel drive one. The nice thing about having an all wheel drive
01:41:24
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car is that I can within reason just stand on the gas with the wheels pointed in any
01:41:31
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direction in just about any conditions and I will move forward with a particular urgency.
01:41:37
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And that is not the case in the M4 and certainly not the case in your car as I realized when
01:41:43
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I went harpooning off the course in the borrowed M5 at the M School.
01:41:48
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Yeah, exactly.
01:41:49
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And this is the reason why I'm very excited about the prospect of an all-wheel drive M5.
01:41:54
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A lot of the purists are really upset about this.
01:41:56
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I really want that because these cars put out so much low-end torque ever since they've
01:42:01
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they've been turbocharged, they put it so much low end torque
01:42:04
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that they can't put the power out of the road.
01:42:06
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They are too powerful to be just rear wheel drive
01:42:09
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and to be able to use most of that power.
01:42:12
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- Yeah, and you and I have gone back and forth about this
01:42:15
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and I still find it a little weird,
01:42:18
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the thought of having an all wheel drive M car,
01:42:20
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but as I just said and as you just said,
01:42:22
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there are absolutely advantages to it without question.
01:42:25
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- Right, and Mercedes has them, Audi has them,
01:42:28
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like this is not a new concept.
01:42:30
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Like, just BMW is like the one holdout
01:42:32
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that refuses to make all the drive versions
01:42:34
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of their super sport cars.
01:42:36
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- Let me get Porsche and I think Lamborghini too, right?
01:42:39
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- Porsche does have the GT3.
01:42:41
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- Porsche has the Carrera 4.
01:42:43
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Yeah, but I think Lamborghini has,
01:42:45
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isn't the Aventador four-wheel drive?
01:42:47
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- Most Lamborghinis are four-wheel drive.
01:42:48
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The turbo, to your point, was always four-wheel drive,
01:42:52
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but the GT3 was always, wasn't it the turbo motor,
01:42:56
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but without four-wheel drive?
01:42:57
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I'm probably getting that wrong.
01:42:59
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Four-wheel drive I don't think is necessary,
01:43:01
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as evidenced by all of the two-wheel drive supercars,
01:43:04
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but if you are,
01:43:06
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if your driving skills are not up to that task,
01:43:10
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four-wheel drive is certainly more kind of point and shoot,
01:43:12
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like it is more forgiving.
01:43:14
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So for a consumer car,
01:43:16
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it's probably a better trade-off to spend some weight
01:43:18
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making it four-wheel drive,
01:43:19
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just so the average person can drive it
01:43:21
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without constantly breaking the rear end loose.
01:43:23
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Have a higher chance of doing it.
01:43:25
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Now they can break all four tires loose,
01:43:26
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and that's hard to do.
01:43:28
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- I completely agree.
01:43:29
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And as I've said numerous times in the past,
01:43:32
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perhaps my favorite point and shoot car
01:43:34
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that I've ever driven was my friend Brian's Volkswagen R32.
01:43:39
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And it had a absolutely terrible dual clutch transmission.
01:43:43
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However, you stood on the gas at any speed
01:43:47
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with the wheels pointed in any direction, in any gear,
01:43:51
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and you were going to move with a quickness
01:43:53
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in the direction the car is pointing.
01:43:55
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And that was nice.
01:43:57
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You didn't have to think about it, you could be completely ham-fisted and the car will
01:44:01
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sort itself out, which is pretty neat.
01:44:03
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So you want a GTR then?
01:44:05
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Yeah, kind of.
01:44:07
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I kind of do.
01:44:08
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So we have to address the steering question.
01:44:10
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So to introduce this topic, all the recent 3 Series and M3s and M4s have electric power
01:44:18
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And this is different from the old hydraulic systems, which everyone knew, and they're
01:44:22
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more efficient.
01:44:24
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The main complaint about electric power steering in general is that you don't feel the road
01:44:30
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really anymore and it kind of has to artificially simulate it to some degree.
01:44:34
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Like you're not feeling the direct pressures that the tires are feeling, the vibrations
01:44:39
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the tires are giving back to you and so it doesn't feel natural and you have a lot
01:44:45
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less feedback of what the tires are doing.
01:44:47
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Different EPS systems have come out over the last few years that all claim to be improving
01:44:52
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in this regard.
01:44:53
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claim to be better and more precise and giving more feedback back to the driver.
01:44:58
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I have never heard anybody though say that the EPS system in a car they drove was as
01:45:04
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good as hydraulic steering, or better.
01:45:06
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There was one recent review in Car and Driver where they said that they preferred the electric
01:45:11
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steering over the one with the hydraulic.
01:45:12
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I just tried to remember when you tweeted that and I couldn't remember what the car
01:45:16
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It was a couple months ago and actually in the most current issue of Car and Driver they
01:45:19
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They have an entire multi-page spread
01:45:21
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talking about the different kinds of electronic assist
01:45:23
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for power steering.
01:45:24
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I haven't read it yet,
01:45:25
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but I wish I could remember what that car was.
01:45:27
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But it's basically, what you're saying is right
01:45:29
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in generalities, but I think there was at least one
01:45:32
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in one car comparison.
01:45:33
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They said this one, even though this one
01:45:34
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has electric steering, it has better feeling steering
01:45:36
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than the other one that has hydraulic.
01:45:38
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But that is, we're just getting to the point now
01:45:40
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where I think very few of the very latest
01:45:43
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electronic systems start to approach
01:45:45
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that of the hydraulic system.
01:45:47
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And the one in TIF's 3 Series GT, that one is really not good.
01:45:55
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That is the biggest thing that would keep me from buying a current 3 Series, is I really,
01:45:59
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really hate the current 3 Series EPS.
01:46:01
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It's really bad.
01:46:03
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It feels incredibly just numb and disconnected.
01:46:06
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It does not feel natural.
01:46:08
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This isn't just a sports car driver complaint.
01:46:13
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driver can feel the difference in this and a lot of people don't like it because it doesn't
01:46:18
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feel like previous cars.
01:46:21
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It has a very different feel in the way it feeds back and it's generally not, it doesn't
01:46:26
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feel the way you expect a steering wheel to feel in use.
01:46:30
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So all that is to say, the EPS system in the new M3 and M4 is allegedly supposed to be
01:46:37
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a good one, and the reviews on it have been generally positive but slightly mixed.
01:46:43
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Casey, what did you think of it?
01:46:46
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So the most clear and direct way for me to answer this question is to tell you I didn't
01:46:51
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think about it until Keith asked me.
01:46:54
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Okay, that's good.
01:46:55
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That's similar to when you asked me about how the engine noise simulation was in the
01:47:01
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I said the same thing, which is like, when I was driving it, I didn't even notice or
01:47:05
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think about it until the end of the trip, when I remembered, "Oh yeah, it has fake
01:47:10
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engine noise," and I haven't noticed it this whole time.
01:47:13
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So, to be clear, I took the car out on surface roads, so I was accelerating from almost not
01:47:20
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moving to probably a smidge more than legal speeds very, very quickly, but I wasn't exactly
01:47:28
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going around a track or anything like that.
01:47:30
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Furthermore you know I was getting off the gas quickly and with regard to turns there were always cars in front of me
01:47:36
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So the best I could do is slow up a bit and then take the turn at probably
01:47:41
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You know either the speed limit or a hair above it
01:47:44
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And I wish I could tell you that I'm just saying that so I don't get myself in trouble what that really was the case so
01:47:49
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I didn't in other words. I didn't get the chance to like really beat on the car
01:47:52
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But I didn't notice any issues with the steering
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I thought it felt heavy, which isn't by necessity
01:47:59
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a bad thing, especially on a sports car like that.
01:48:03
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I don't recall the specifics of what steering mode it was in.
01:48:06
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I know I was in the most fierce gear shift on the DCT.
01:48:11
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There's a term for that.
01:48:12
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- Right, so you're in like S3, and then whether you were
01:48:16
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in comfort or sport or sport plus on the steering
01:48:19
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is a different story.
01:48:21
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Generally the pro move is sport plus on everything
01:48:23
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except steering where you put that in comfort.
01:48:26
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Right, and what I did end up doing very briefly toward the end of the trip is hitting the M button,
01:48:30
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but I didn't notice any discernible difference in the way the steering felt.
01:48:34
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But, you know, like I can't stress enough that you should take this with two silos full of salt,
01:48:40
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because I was in the car for maybe 10 minutes or something like that. And again, it was on surface
01:48:45
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roads, suburban roads, it was not a particularly wonderful test. But I didn't notice it. The one
01:48:51
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One thing I did notice however speaking of the gearbox was man when you have that thing on S3 or whatever the most furious
01:48:58
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Shifting mode is that thing shifts hard like
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Surprisingly hard not to the point that I would say it was like uncomfortable
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But it was quick and it was rough. There was no slippage whatsoever
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additionally
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I've programmed myself over the years that when I'm driving a car that has only two pedals when I come off the brake
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It will roll forward that doesn't happen in these cars, right? That's why I like DCTs because they behave like sticks
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But that's so well, I'm not saying it's bad and I think once I got used to it
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I would absolutely prefer it but is but having driven my car like two hours prior to come to work and then my friend met
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Me at work. We just drove around real quick
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To go from that from my car which you know is a normal clutched car to this car
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which because I see only two pedals I think of and
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an automatic
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When I took my foot off the brake
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I'm waiting for it to creep and it didn't and it and it took me a second realize what the crap was going on at first
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I thought I was in neutral but hey, huh?
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But I as soon as I realized oh wait, this is the DCT car it's probably not you know
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Disengaging the clutch reengaging the clutch always get that backwards, but it's not you know
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Manipulating the clutch until I give it a little bit of gas, but it was reasonably smooth
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It did stop and go traffic kind of speeds just like your car is I mean
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This is nothing that particularly different might even be the same box. Hey very well could be it was seven speed
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Is yours a seven speed? Yeah. Yeah. Okay
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But yeah, I love the car. I thought it was excellent
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as time goes on I
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Still think if I if I were to hypothetically buy an m3 tomorrow, I would tick the 6mt
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You know, give me the clutch gear a checkbox
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But that being said if what's the the Simpsons line? You know, I I for one welcome our DCT
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Future DCT overlords or whatever it is. I'm sorry John. I'm sure I butchered that hail ants
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Yeah, totally. That was that was part of that quote wasn't it?
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Because it was like ants coming in to take over the world or something. Anyway, that was the sign behind him just going
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Okay. Okay. So the point being
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if if if my future is
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Dual clutch transmissions because the traditional clutch transmission goes away. I'll be sad
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But I think I'll be okay overall. I think it'll I think it'll work out
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You should get ready for one one pedal driving. I wish I had a chance to try that
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I was a passenger when someone was doing that but that that is the future that just as you get used to
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Dual clutch transmissions. It's gonna be one pedal driving
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you're talking about like a Tesla you can basically drive the car with one pedal in most conditions if you're careful because
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Not only does you know not it doesn't creep forward like an automatic
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But when you take your foot off the gas it acts like it's braking like as you as you let up on the accelerator
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It goes into regenerative braking and everything so it's like so you can literally drive it
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with one foot most of the time and you only need to actually use the brake brakes that pinch little discs inside the wheels for
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Stopping you know not not just emergency stopping stopping
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Faster than you would normally want to stop probably but that's been true for as long as the Jeep Wrangler has been around because I assure
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You you put a Jeep Wrangler at 60 70 80 miles an hour at highway speeds
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You take your foot off the gas and that box is gonna stop or it's gonna roll over and explode
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I'm not talking about like yeah, you get a minivan there that wind resistance will slow you down
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Yeah, did you see by the way that Elon Musk tweeted like a week or two ago that they were?
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Increasing the zero to 60 time of I believe the p85 by doing an over-the-air update
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Did you see the videos of people's reactions as passengers? Yes. Oh god, that was fantastic
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Well, cuz that's seriously fat. I mean, it's it's what 3.2 second 3.1
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it's I think the most shocking thing about is that it feels more like an amusement ride because it's not accompanied by
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First of all that the torque curve is different than on any kind of gas engine
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The second is it's not accompanied by sort of any clamor, you know any sort of roaring engine or any of the car noises?
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So the best analogy I think of is those
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amusement park rides that that have a thing that accelerates the entire roller coaster from a dead stop up to high speed and it's not an
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Engine, you know, it's something else. It's kind of like and so yeah
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If it seemed like it would be shocking but I would prefer the engine the sound of an engine in a sporty car
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Yeah, and just like the Tesla I especially with the p85d now the all-wheel drive crazy one
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I'm really I would love to drive one of those just I've never I've never driven a Tesla
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I'm curious if I'm gonna drive one. That's the one I want to drive of course and
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I'm just I would love to try that out sometime
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It's not really possible to because like they like is it still the case where it's test drive
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But you have to give them five grand to get on the waiting list. I don't know I have heard that story
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But anyway, so I I am really curious to drive that just to see how it is how it compares to like a really sporty
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Ultimately though like I totally get the appeal of like keeping your sporting needs
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basic and and to that end I was I spent a lot of time on the couch this week because I've been really sick and
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So I started looking into the Porsche Cayman and so the GT4 was announced today, right?
01:54:10
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Yes, so but even I actually been looking at Cayman stuff a couple days ago because they admit they had it on that top gear
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And I know I know our friend Matt Pansarino likes it and a bunch of our bunch of our car friends
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Think well of the Porsche Cayman Porsche Porsche. What am I supposed to be saying here? Porsche, okay
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- You'll find out if you buy one.
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- So, I've also never driven a mid-engine car.
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I think if I was going to buy a small, fun car again,
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which I probably shouldn't,
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'cause last time it was a pain in the ass,
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but if I was gonna buy a small, fun car again,
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I think what I would buy would be
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the previous generation of Cayman,
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and I think even just the S,
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not like the super crazy GTES, whatever,
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I don't know much about their lineups
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and how the differentiation goes.
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But what I would want would be a six-speed
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with hydraulic power steering
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in a relatively simple lightweight car
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with a good amount of power.
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And I think the 2010 to 2012 Cayman S is that.
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Like I think if you're gonna have a small sporty fun car
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going like the purist route
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with just rear wheel drive, six-speed, mid-engined,
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I think that's a really powerful combination.
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that's why everyone loves it so much, I think that would be the way to go.
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Not like super technical like the new M3, M4, not even really the new modern Caymans
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that have like the EPS, they have more advanced everything, more expensive of course, but
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just like everything more electronic, more advanced.
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Just the old style, just six speed, a real physical parking brake, you know like that,
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there's a lot of appeal to that I think.
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What would you guys do?
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- I don't know, that's a tough call.
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On paper, that's probably the right answer.
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I've always fancied an S2000,
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which is lower class than what you're talking about,
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but I've always liked them.
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- Well, still very widely regarded though.
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- That is a Marco sized car.
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Like, 'cause I can't buy an S2000, neither can you, Casey.
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Have you ever tried to sit in one?
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- I've driven one.
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- Like, they're not size for us.
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It's like being in a car a half size too small for you.
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- That's very true, but I do like them.
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I wasn't prepared for this question.
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I'd have to think about it.
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I have a few friends like the guy who owned the R32.
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He still has an E36 M3, which with not a lot of work,
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can be a phenomenal track car or just that sort of car,
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even if you don't turn it into a track queen,
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just with a little bit of work,
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it can be reasonably quick and just handle unbelievably well.
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There's something to be said for the Toyota, Peru
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They're absurdly slow woefully slow like
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Almost so slow that I wouldn't ever be able to drive one slow
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That's what I was gonna say about even his choice of the Cayman like it's kind of weird for your fun car to be slower
01:57:09
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That's a good point yeah
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No, I mean this in practice. I would probably never actually get another car because I don't like having multiple cars
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I like having one good all-around er
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You know rather than having like family boring car and small fun car
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I'd much rather have the one all-around her and that's you know
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Especially if they make an all-wheel drive version of the m5 then that's it
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Like that's just that's it unless see and what I'm basically hedging against is if they've ruined everything
01:57:35
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So like, you know if they bring in the new EPS system the next generation m5 looks that they will almost certainly do
01:57:41
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You know do I have to have a terrible EPS system to get this fun car?
01:57:45
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"that's all-wheel drive?"
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If so, it would be a lot less satisfying to me, most likely.
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So I'm always worried that all the new stuff
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is gonna ruin everything I liked about the old stuff,
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so I better get an old one quickly
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and be able to save it forever,
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which of course doesn't really work.
01:58:02
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- I put the picture of the Cayman
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that I thought Marco was talking about.
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It does look kind of weird to me too,
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but the model, I think the Cayman is a good idea.
01:58:11
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in that sort of range it's you know it's the the simple mid-engine sort of pure sports car thing
01:58:18
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they're just ridiculously expensive but the the one i would get is the generation i don't know if
01:58:23
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this is like the first generation that took the rear little spoiler thing and pulled it into the
01:58:28
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headlights as you can see in that picture like where the where the you know that little thing
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is sticking out of the end of the car and it actually goes into the headlights and it's also
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like a little ridge on the headlights themselves the first generation they did that that's the one
01:58:40
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one I would get. I think that's the one Marco was talking about.
01:58:44
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Yeah, I'm talking, I read this good article on Jalopnik, I just put it in the show notes,
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titled "How Much Better is the New Porsche Cayman Than the Old One?" and they compare
01:58:52
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the new one, which is the model 981, versus the old one, which is the model 987. Yes,
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the numbers go backwards, it's weird. So that's what I'm talking about. The 987 is the one
01:59:02
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that actually, like the way they're describing it and how it looks and how simple and traditional
01:59:06
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it is, that appeals to me.
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Whereas the new one really doesn't.
01:59:10
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- Oh, so you want the one where the little,
01:59:12
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the spoiler does not go into the headlights.
01:59:15
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- Yeah, that's the black one.
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That's the black one in this article.
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I think, I don't like how that one looks quite as much.
01:59:21
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I don't know about the other attributes of it.
01:59:23
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I think you did the test, but either one--
01:59:25
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- Do you mean the tail lights?
01:59:26
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- Yeah, the tail lights, sorry.
01:59:27
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- Oh, okay, that makes a lot more sense, yeah.
01:59:29
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- I was also confused for a second there.
01:59:31
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- Was I saying headlights the whole time?
01:59:33
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- I'm looking at the picture of the tail,
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the back of the car.
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I mean, I don't think the back of either of them
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look very good, to be honest.
01:59:39
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- I'm just saying, this is just how I'm choosing
01:59:41
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to identify the generate when they redid the styling
01:59:44
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for the new generation, that is the most distinguishing
01:59:46
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feature of the, it's the easiest way to tell the new one
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from the old one, 'cause you can tell from the whole car,
01:59:50
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right, but the easiest way to say is,
01:59:52
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just look at the tail lights, does the spoiler go into them?
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Or does it not?
01:59:56
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- Right, and the one I like is the older one
01:59:58
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where the spoiler does not go into the tail lights.
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- Yeah, I don't like the styling of that one as much.
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Not that I love the spoiler going into the taillights,
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but that's again just my signifier for the overall car.
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But I don't know, you get to test ride multiple.
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They're both good choices, but like I said,
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it would be weird to buy,
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like this isn't small enough and fun enough to be an excuse.
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Like if you wanted to get something like,
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that's more like a go-kart, like, you know,
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I don't know how to say Ariel Adam,
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but because I think that actually is faster than your M5.
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- Oh, very much so.
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- 'Cause there's not really a car there.
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- I know, but I'm just saying like,
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- It's just like an engine in a seat.
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- If you're going to get something slower than your M5,
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it should be significantly lighter, significantly smaller,
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significantly different experience.
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Whereas I think the Cayman starts to push up into like,
02:00:43
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well it is actually kind of luxurious inside
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and it is actually not as light as even something like,
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yeah obviously the aerial atom, but I think the--
02:00:52
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- Like the Alpha 4C is interesting, right?
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But all the reviews say that it's a lot of fun,
02:00:57
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but that the interior really sucks.
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- It's also ugly as sin.
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- Yeah, it has its bad days.
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- Yeah, I would test drive the Caymans
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and see how much fun you think it is
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and how much more tossable and small and nimble it feels.
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Like, 'cause it's also a pretty wide car too, you know?
02:01:14
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- Yeah, I mean, again, the reality is
02:01:16
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I'm not really looking to buy another car right now.
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Like, I'm perfectly happy with the setup I have now.
02:01:22
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- Well, that actually begs one of the questions
02:01:24
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I wanted to ask you, which is,
02:01:25
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you are two thirds of the way through your lease,
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is that right?
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- Yeah, yeah, I mean, I gotta pick out
02:01:30
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something new this winter, this coming winter,
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like in almost a year, or decide to buy this one out.
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- So sitting here now, and obviously a lot can change
02:01:38
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in a year, even in the car industry,
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what do you think you would do?
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- I've said in the past, and I will continue to say that
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if I had to replace my car today, for whatever reason,
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if it's like stolen or something,
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if I had to replace it today,
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I would get basically the exact same thing.
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Like I would tweak some of the options,
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but I would get basically the exact same car.
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Like I love this car.
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I don't have any reason to look at anything else.
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Like, there's every other car I've ever owned,
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all of them, even the 1M,
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every other car I've ever owned,
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as I've owned it, I've looked at other cars
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and been like, "Ooh, I would really like that instead."
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Or, "I would really like to upgrade to that."
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There was always something about it that really,
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something about every car I've owned,
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there was always something about it
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that I wasn't really happy with.
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With this car, that's not the case.
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This is the first time, and I mean, God, it better be,
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right? (laughs)
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This is the first time where I have no major complaints.
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I even have very few minor complaints.
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My current idea is, absent any new information
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about when an all-wheel drive version might become available,
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I would probably just get another one just like it,
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except change a couple of the options.
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But that's really it.
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Like, I'm not motivated at all to look around
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at other models and change up the situation here.
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It's just a-- it's a frickin' amazing car.
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It's perfect in every way that I really need it to be.
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And even the all-wheel drive,
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like I don't really need the all-wheel drive.
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I'm doing fine without it.
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I should probably just buy this one out.
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The M cars used and maintaining an M car out of warranty
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is not a great use of money.
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- I remember looking into getting an extended service plan
02:03:20
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for my car and I talked to the BMW dealer about it
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And they had a really helpful whiteboard sitting on a chair
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in the finance manager's office.
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And it was a plot, if you will, I guess a table of,
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here's all the regular maintenance services one would need,
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brakes, oil, clutch, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
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And I remember vividly that for each of these line items,
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and I'm making up numbers now,
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it would say, "Oil, $150, M, 300.
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Clutch, $2,000, M, 4,000," or whatever the numbers may be.
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And it was insane.
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So a new feature they have in Car and Driver these days
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is showing you used cars,
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how much they've come down in price
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and what things to look out for,
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like, oh, in this car, the struts always crack
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and check for this and check that it doesn't have, you know.
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And so the one in the back of the most recent issue
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was a Ferrari 355, and they give kind of the maintenance
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numbers of what you can expect to pay.
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- Those are the worst. - For that thing.
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- So you have BMW, then you have the M car,
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and then you have these supercars,
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it's just like another doubling of the price of everything.
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Forget about oil changes and everything,
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but this is just as ridiculous as you might think.
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Then it's like, you know, the tires are expensive, fine.
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These tires last, you know, 5,000 miles,
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They're 700 bucks each, whatever.
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It's a high performance tire, I understand that.
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By the way, you can't get them changed on regular things
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because regular tire changing equipment
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will damage the magnesium wheels.
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So you have to get them done just at the Ferrari dealer.
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And everything costs a million dollars.
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And the one that really got me is like,
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we were talking to an owner,
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like how much money should you set aside for this,
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what is it now, like 10, 15 year old car, 20?
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I don't even know how old it is, right?
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How much money should you set aside for yearly maintenance?
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He said, "Just set aside five grand a year."
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And you're like, "Oh, that's not so bad, I guess."
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five grand a year, right?
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But then one of the line items at the bottom is,
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every three years you need to change the timing belt
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and it's seven grand.
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- Because they have to pull the whole engine out of the car.
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- To change the timing belt?
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- Yes, every three years.
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And by the way, some of them had brass valves
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and if they had brass valves,
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that caused the manifolds to overheat
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and those were like 900 bucks each.
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And it's just like, nothing on this car is under $500.
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You know, the floor mats are always over $500.
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It's like an every three years seven grand thing in addition to the five grand you set aside per year for an ancient Ferrari
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So you got a lot of money on one of these cars
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Yeah, and the supercars like you know, like you think you're not getting a hundred thousand miles out of that clutch
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so they think the wheels don't like the front wheels will last fifteen thousand the back wheels will last about five thousand and each wheel is
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700 bucks and
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Yeah, so I mean, you know M cars are not nearly that bad
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It's they're much closer to regular cars
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But you don't have to pull the engine out of the car to do maintenance on it like that's the thing with the main engine cars
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That's where you have to look out for the Cayman
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It's a lot of things like a lot of things that a lot of regular maintenance
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Does have a lot more labor just because it's so damn hard to get at the engine. Yeah
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We should talk about my car now before we go. All right, bring us back down to earth. No, I mean my Ferrari
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Eyes on the prize here. So yeah your turbo Ferrari
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What is this my car is always the sort of entry-level?
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mid-engine Ferrari and it started with the 348 and I've sorry followed it through the whole range of things has to go with threes and
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Changing to fours and so on and so forth and as I mentioned to Drance on Twitter
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Every time they introduce a new one starting from the 348 and through the five comes out 360 the 430 like the whole the whole
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Way up the chain
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There's always something weird about the styling of the car that when I first go and I see it I go
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"Mmm, what did they do with whatever it is?" and then it always ends up growing on me.
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And so here is the Ferrari 488 which is replacing the 458.
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It looks a lot like a 458 just like that, you know, it's less of a departure than the 458 was from the 430.
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But it's got some weird stuff in it. Did you hear? Honestly, this looks pretty good to me.
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I'm looking at the Wired article on it.
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Well, so the shape of the car is great. Like I have no qualms about the overall shape of the car.
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That's why I always like this car.
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That's why I like it better than like the the front engine the current thing is the f12 and the 599
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You know I like it better than than the supercars like the f50 f40
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La Ferrari because they always kind of look alien
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This is the car like because it's the balance between you know
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I like the mid engine shape and I like I like the fact that it's not super duper
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Exotical I do always kind of admire the super top-end Ferrari cars, which is all I want to see La Ferrari on top gear
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But the weird aspect on this one I think is the little the little hip inlet treatment
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And that seems weird to me and again these cars
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Always look so different in person sometimes for the better sometimes for the worse
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So I think I'll have to wait until I see one of these in person, but I do really like this overall shape
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I think I like the overall shape even better than the 458
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But I don't know about those the shoulder inlet the hip inlet whatever you want to call above the rear wheels
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I think it works for me and and overall the front end and the back end I think are both very good as well
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I I would say overall this is one of the better-looking Ferraris I've seen in the last decade
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Because I I have not liked most of the way they the way most of them look I most of them to me have looked
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either bland or
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Completely ridiculous and this one I think kind of falls in the middle like it looks like a normal nice fast car
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And it has some some strong accents, but it doesn't look totally ridiculous to me. I would agree
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It's going a little bit into Lamborghini territory where it starts to look more masculine than feminine you know and
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So like that's what I've always loved about the Ferrari cars is they always are kind of like smooth and nicely sculpted
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And they don't do the thing where they want to feel they feel like that look like a transformer alright
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That's why you know
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Little kids bedrooms they have Lamborghinis on the wall, but they look like crazy
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They look like you know a Gillette razor handle right
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Crazy fins and slats and stuff like that whereas the Ferrari ones were always much more elegant like even if you just look like you know
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the testeros or
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348 yeah, they have the whole side strakes and everything
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but it's it's a more elegant treatment than you know like the Aventador which totally looks like a transformer right and
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This one has a little element of the sort of techno futurist
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Transformer kind of things even more than I think the LaFerrari does LaFerrari is a little bit smoother than this
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But like I said the overall shape and proportions where the wheels are where the overall shape of the car if you just draped the whole
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Car and covered all the inlets. I really do like that
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I like how they've refined the front end of it to look now the turbo engine
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That's you know, it's another one of those end of the era
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It's like when they got rid of the big, you know ball shifter with the metal gate on it, right, you know, yeah
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you know the time comes and goes and you know, I understand like
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can't deny the turbo but I
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I assume, if you look at the things that Ferrari concentrates on in its cars, it seems one
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of the things they're not willing to compromise thus far is that it has to sound like a Ferrari.
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And I can imagine quite a lot of the things Ferrari does go towards "Yeah, but this sounds
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Because that's part of the whole experience of owning the car.
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The turbo is going to change how the car sounds, but I'm hoping if any manufacturer is going
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to have an interesting nice stirring engine noise from an engine with a turbo.
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Ferrari will figure out a way to do it but this may be the end of that sound I love to
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hear that makes my head turn whenever I'm driving around here.
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I can pick it out from a mile away.
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That's the sound of a Ferrari engine naturally aspirated V8 just revving up some crazy person.
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Whether they're behind me, in front of me, or in oncoming traffic I always hear it before
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I see it and that's the sound I want when I get mine which will never actually happen.
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Buy me a separate house so I can keep my Ferrari in.
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Just take down the damn tree.
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And a staff to maintain it.
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Yeah, you gotta like also buy a dealer to put next to your house to service it.
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Yeah, because you can't just take it to anybody.
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Yeah, and everything costs a bazillion dollars.
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That's why people don't drive these freaking things like.
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Don't you realize if I drive it I'm getting inching closer to the next scheduled 10 grand
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maintenance on my Ferrari. Yeah, it's like you can take it to the grocery store and that's
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like total cost of ownership of $1,000 for that trip. It's crazy. It has consumables.
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Everything in it is consumable. Yeah, the whole car. Every car is consumable but they
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take it to another level in the supercar territory here. Yeah, because the wheels are like, well,
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they're going to be gone shortly and each wheel is super expensive. I wonder if you
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get a Ferrari, will they sell it to you with like all season tires?
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Maybe a cargo net for the hood, trunk, whatever that is?
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Is there even any cargo space?
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Yeah, the front.
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Yeah, but they've scooped it down to make these big like, you know, like a Viper almost,
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these big like scoop things.
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I was gonna say, done for aero reasons.
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I'm sure there's a fitted set of luggage you can buy.
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Yeah, for another ten grand.
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Yeah, no, every supercar has a fitted leather luggage that goes into the little cubbies
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that they give you for...
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- Oh God, this is ultimately why I don't fantasize
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about owning a supercar, because none of that
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sounds appealing to me at all.
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Like, I thought it was even too annoying
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to have the 1M in the 3 Series.
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- But this would be your fun car.
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If you wanted to get a fun runabout car,
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this would not feel intimidated by your M5.
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It would be like, yeah, the M5 is my regular
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kind of boring car, and then when I wanna have fun,
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I hop in this and I only do that,
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like put 500 miles on it a year.
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- Yeah, but see, the whole reason why I like the M5
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is because it is a really amped up version
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of a normal family sedan.
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And so my thing is, I don't really do anything unique
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or fun with my cars.
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I don't go to tracks, I'm not like driving
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along mountain roads or anything for the most part.
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I'm doing very boring things.
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I'm driving around the suburbs going grocery shopping.
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- Yeah, but even just doing boring things in this
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would be different than doing boring things in your M5.
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- The reason I like the M5 is because
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my life is doing extremely boring things
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in a way that's really fun to me.
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And so that, like, the M5 is,
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I love doing boring things in that car.
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If I had like a supercar like the Ferrari,
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I would first of all feel infinite stress about it.
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- Well, this Ferrari is not really a supercar.
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The LaFerrari is a supercar.
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I know they wanna call it a hypercar,
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and that these are supercars,
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but I think we should not allow
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this name inflation to take place.
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The entry-level Ferrari,
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I guess you're gonna call it California, the entry-level.
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- Isn't this like 240 grand or something?
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- Ah, I don't know.
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I would say this is not a supercar.
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- I beg to differ.
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- Yeah, I don't know about that, John.
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- Put it this way, the McLaren P1 is a supercar.
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the MP12 whatever C thing is not a supercar.
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- The MP4 12C?
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- That's not a supercar with P1 is.
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- And the Ferrari, like, the top of the line
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are the supercars.
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They kept trying to change the name of like,
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oh, those are hypercars.
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What is every Ferrari a supercar?
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- I don't think I'd buy your argument.
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- Anyway, yes, it's very expensive,
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but like, it's the same thing as like,
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if you got a convertible.
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Like, if you got a convertible,
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you can get a convertible version.
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- No, I can't, I'm bald and I burn easily.
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- No, I know.
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But like, that would be a different driving experience.
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Like, the experience of driving is,
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even if you drive it in the same way,
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the sensations and sounds of driving the exact same distance
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and speed in this car would be so different.
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Not to mention the whole idea of like the thing that you're,
02:15:00
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like the view out of this thing
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and the view behind this thing.
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And like just, it's a different experience driving this car
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than it is driving something that's like,
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it feels like a different type of, you know,
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like that's what you're looking for.
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- Is there a view behind you?
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Can you see anything out the rear window?
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- Barely, right?
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But that's part of the experience.
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Like it will feel different.
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And it's kind of the same way you have the, the 1M,
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like that it's giving you a different experience.
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That's why I think a super cheap convertible anything
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would be different enough from your M5
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that you may consider it the fun car.
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And then you could say, well, yes,
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it's half the speed of my M5, but it's a convertible.
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That makes it very different.
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- Yeah, that's fair.
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That's why the slightly older Cayman
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is an interesting option to me,
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because so it's smaller, lighter, mid-engined, lower.
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But I think the problem, when I had the 1M,
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The problem was I never wanted to drive the 328 anymore.
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I couldn't balance it.
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I only wanted to drive the 1M because I have family
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obligations and space reasons, and I was stressed out about
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ever getting a single little scratch on it because it was
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this irreplaceable, unique, limited edition car.
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It stressed me out too much to own it, and it was always a
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struggle to balance that.
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That's why I think my ultimate best choice is to just keep
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buying really nice four-door sedans.
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Plus, I never liked sitting basically on the ground.
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You already are on the ground.
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No, this is lower than that.
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I was talking about Marco's height.
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No, any of these, including most likely the Caymans,
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you know, any of these,
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like you're basically sitting on the street.
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You can just get a phone book
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and you can sit on those phone books
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they deliver to your house
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and you have a reason to use them for something.
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(door slams)