94: Spirited Defense of Pong
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Why did you make me download this stupid game?
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- You should play this while rocking.
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You get an infant in your arms.
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- Yeah, you can do it one handed.
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- One arm, baby holding, rock, bounce, walking,
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tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, die,
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tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, die.
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- All right, so in the post show from the last episode,
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we kind of had a post show neutral.
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And I was talking, or I thought I was talking
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completely hypothetically about "Cars for Aaron and Myself"
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now that Declan's around. And I don't know if I made it clear that that entire conversation
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was completely hypothetical. And of course, what with this being us, everyone came out
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of the woodwork to give car recommendations or car anti recommendations, you know, never
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buy this car, it's terrible, etc. Which is which is certainly appreciated. But I don't
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think I made it clear that that it was all just hypothetical. I mean, neither of us is
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going to get a car anytime soon. And I still love my BMW and I plan to keep my BMW for at least a
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couple more years if not longer than that. And as I think I said on the show, Erin loves her Mazda 6
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and I think she'd probably rather give me up than the cars and you know who can blame her. So I did
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want to mention that additionally a lot of people came out of the woodwork to say the Gulf R wagon
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is a thing or if you're not from the United States the estate. I believe that's right.
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And saloon is the sedan, is that right? Yeah, and you're still saying golf apparently too?
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Yeah, golf, golf, whatever. It's just all... What is that? It's not even an accent.
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Is it G-U or G-O? Isn't it a G-O-L-F? Yes.
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So it's Golf R. Yeah.
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Why is everyone saying that's wrong? You keep saying like the Gulf of Mexico.
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Oh, all right. Well, whatever. Anyway, the G-R. Point being, I know that's a thing. The reason
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I didn't bring it up is because I don't suspect that we'll get it in the United States. And yes,
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I believe it was in Los Angeles briefly, for the purposes of the Los Angeles Motor Show, Auto Show,
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whatever, but the likelihood of that arriving in the States is slim to none. Additionally,
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people have suggested various Subarus, including the Outback, also known as the BMW 3GT, as well as
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the Subaru Forester and I owned a Subaru in the past and that car had its entire
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drivetrain replaced over the course of the 60 or 80,000 miles that I had it and
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although I drive like a jerk I don't drive like an animal so I don't think
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it's my fault and the likelihood of me getting another Subaru is not good. So
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thank you for all the recommendations for the cars that I'm not buying and
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that will be enough of the car talk for now. You know TIFS 3 GT has not had any
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parts on it replaced, it's actually going quite well. In fact, we use it for our Thanksgiving
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trip this past weekend and it was glorious. I love all the luxuries of having, you know,
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like all the weird little hooks and stuff in the trunk and all the little latch points
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and little things that can move around, plus the giant trunk space to begin with. It was
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quite pleasant and yeah, I think we're going to sell you and Aaron on one of these next
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time. You'll see, you'll see. You're denying it now but I bet once you actually see it
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give it a chance and once Aaron sees it and gives it a chance I bet we can convert you
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That's not likely.
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You could probably, you may be able to get me, maybe, but there's no chance it'll get
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Aaron because she's, I think she thinks it looks too much like a wagon which she doesn't
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like and beyond that I don't think she particularly wants a BMW much to my chagrin, I don't know,
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that word I'm thinking of.
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It's pronounced "shog ride."
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Much to my dismay, let's go with that.
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In no small part because all BMW drivers are jerks, myself extremely included, and she
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doesn't want to associate with them.
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Anyway, sorry, enough of the car talk.
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You want to tell us about something that's cool?
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I would love to.
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In fact, this week we have a fourth sponsor, and it's a holiday miracle.
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It's definitely not because of a clerical error last week, it was definitely a holiday
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miracle that's the reason we have four sponsors this week.
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Our first sponsor this week is Studio Neat, once again,
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with a whole bunch of cool stuff.
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So if you go to studioneat.com/atp,
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they have made a really cool ATP holiday cocktail guide
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for us, and they've made, you gotta check out this pig.
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I mean, first of all, the pig looks incredible
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because they have incredibly good design skills over there.
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Go to studioneat.com/atp,
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and they have actually made custom drinks.
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They've made the Casey List, the John Siracusa,
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the Marco Arment.
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You can tell they actually listen to our show
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and actually know us.
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So the Casey List is a vodka drink.
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The John Siracusa is non-alcoholic and is based on Sprite.
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- (laughs) That made me laugh so hard
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when they showed this to me,
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when Tom and Dan Studio Neat showed this to me.
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The John Siracusa was far and away my favorite.
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- Well, because, and I was a little concerned.
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It was like, I saw this,
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you know, when we weren't on the air when I saw this,
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and when I first saw they had made drinks
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for the three of us, I thought, oh, well,
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I don't know if John's gonna wanna be associated
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with an alcoholic drink.
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And I saw, oh no, it's Sprite.
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It's fine. (laughs)
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John, is that a correct assessment?
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- I was happy that they made an alcoholic,
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but I'm not a big fan of mint.
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I'm not entirely sure I would actually like this one,
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but if the drink is just supposed to embody me
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more than be a drink that I like,
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then I don't know, maybe it's a combination.
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It might work.
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I've never, I haven't tried this, so I can't say whether or not it works as a drink.
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Well, similarly, I don't know if I'd like a Moscow Mule.
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I mean, if you look at the constituent ingredients, it seems like something I would enjoy, but
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I don't know that I've ever had one.
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So like, I know I hate old-fashioneds much to the dismay, not chagrin, of Mike Hurley
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and Marco, but this sounds like it would be all right.
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I think it's funny, and mine is like, of course, a coffee-based dessert drink, which sounds
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pretty good if I can say. I think it's even better that Jon has a minor complaint about
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his. It wouldn't be the Jon Siracusa if the real Jon Siracusa didn't have a minor
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complaint about it.
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Well, I haven't talked about my vague dislike of mint things on the show before, so they
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can be forgiven for not knowing this tiny detail about me.
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Would you like to talk about that now, Jon?
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I would not.
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Would you talk about that now, Jon?
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- No, we don't need to, we can move on.
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- Fair enough.
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- Well, we're still in the sponsor, right?
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- Oh yeah, sorry, my bad.
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- No, we're gonna come back to that at some point.
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Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.
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Anyway, this is all at studioneat.com/atp.
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You gotta look at this page, it's hilarious.
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They also have made a cocktail tool guide
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at cocktailtoolguide.com, and check that out as well.
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They've collected a whole bunch of gear,
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some stuff they make, some stuff that they don't make,
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and they don't care if they make it or not.
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They want you to have the best gear
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for making cocktails at home.
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And some of this stuff is really cool.
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And finally, they have this new thing
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called the Simple Syrup Kit.
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And it is exactly what it sounds like.
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It is a kit to help you make and store simple syrup.
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And honestly, when they first announced this,
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I was a little skeptical,
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because I've made simple syrup before.
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It's sugar and water.
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And I thought, what could you possibly need a kit for
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to make this?
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couldn't you make this in anything?"
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And I have, and for years I've been making
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my own simple syrup, usually for iced coffee recipes.
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And the fact is, making simple syrup by yourself,
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even though it is incredibly simple,
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it does have like two or three potential spots
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for annoyance, and I watched the video
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and I saw the simple syrup kit tonight,
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and I'm like, actually, that fixes those annoyances.
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Like, I gotta hand to these guys.
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I thought there was no room for a dedicated product
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in that space, but they made one.
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And it looks pretty good, I gotta say.
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I mean, check this out.
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These guys really have a knack for taking things
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that maybe you didn't think you needed,
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and then once you have them, you're like,
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wow, of course I needed this, this is great.
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How do I live without this?
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Check out Studio Neat, and you gotta look at their
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CocktailToolGuide.com as well as the StudioNeat.com/ATP,
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where they created these awesome cocktails for each of us.
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And really, they're really funny, I gotta say.
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And the pages are beautiful,
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the video they shot is beautiful, the simple syrup kit.
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Check them out, they make great stuff.
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As I mentioned last time, they have the Cosmonaut,
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they have the Glyph, they have the Neat Ice Kit,
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all this great stuff they make, studioneat.com/atp.
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- Yeah, and as the final quick addendum to that,
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Tom and Dan are the two guys that run Studio Neat,
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and they're friends of ours,
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and they're super, super, super awesome, awesome people.
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So if you're gonna throw a little bit of money their way,
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they're well deserving, and the stuff they make is awesome.
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And I don't know if we mentioned,
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but you get 10% off if you use the code ATP,
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and forgive me if we already talked about that, but.
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- Yes, forgive me if we're not talking about that.
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That's very important.
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So thanks a lot to Studio Neat once again.
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- All right, what are we talking about tonight?
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There's not that much going on.
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All right, well, that was a good show.
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- Thanks a lot to our four sponsors this week.
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- Marco makes his own news, right?
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- Yeah, you could say that.
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Marco, what's been a bee in your bonnet these days?
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- Well, I had to think about the push notification ad,
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which was, I don't know how much of a topic that really is.
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- It's really a topic.
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You did a whole blog post about it.
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You tweeted about it all day.
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It's, let's just say about you making your own news.
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That could have come and gone,
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but you felt like you needed to chime in about it.
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And so you wrote a big, a long blog post about it
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and then argued with people on Twitter about it.
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- It was 195 words, most of which were not about
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that particular one.
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I thought it was longer.
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- No, there was an image in the middle
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that might have thrown you off.
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- Make yourself useful and put a link in the show notes.
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- So basically the other day, Apple sent out
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two push notifications advertising the red App Store
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promotion from the App Store app.
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So if you had notifications enabled for the App Store,
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And if I remember correctly,
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I don't think I ever actually enabled those.
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I don't think I was ever asked to.
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Maybe the first time I launched the App Store app
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on some OS version, maybe it asked me and I said yes,
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but I don't usually say yes to things like that.
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And mine were enabled, so I don't know what that was about.
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If it's actually enabled by default
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and it never asks you upfront, that's kinda crappy.
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But I can't say for sure whether it was that way or not.
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- Yeah, I was wondering why I didn't see this.
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And now that you mention this,
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I realized that the whole time I was reading your tweets and your post, I was like, well,
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I didn't get that because I don't have an iPhone.
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Right. But I realized I do have an iPhone and then I thought, wait, I have an iPhone.
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Why didn't I get that? And I realized the reason I didn't get it is because any time I
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set up any iOS device, I go to the notification screen, turn everything off and then
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selectively turn on like the two apps that I want to allow to send me notifications,
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which are, I don't know, like messages.
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And is there another one?
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- Messages and messages?
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I can't think of anything offhand,
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but certainly not App Store.
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- Well anyway, so regardless of whether it was,
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if it's on by default, it's even worse.
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But regardless, what I was pointing out,
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and it kinda got, the idea kinda got muddied a little bit
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because the message they sent was promoting something
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for the Product Red charity thing, which is,
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and I don't, honestly, I don't know the details
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of how the Product Red corporation works.
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I think it's not technically a non-profit
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and there's some kind of weird stuff.
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I don't know the details, it doesn't matter.
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And please don't email us,
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but it really doesn't matter for the conversation.
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A lot of people took issue with me
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complaining about a push notification
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that is for this good cause.
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And the fact is, I'm not taking issue with notification,
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I'm taking issue with,
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or rather I'm not taking issue with the content of it,
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I'm taking issue with the fact that Apple sent
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a promotional push notification.
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And there is specifically a rule
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In the App Store guidelines, rule number 5.6,
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and the rule says that apps cannot use push notifications
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to send, I forget the exact wording,
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but it's something like marketing or promotions of any kind.
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This rule, if you've ever had any apps installed
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on any iPhone ever, and you've ever said yes
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to push notifications to anything besides messages, John,
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if you almost certainly know
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that apps violate this rule constantly,
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apps always send push notifications
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for advertising purposes.
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is always like, "Hey, come back to our game.
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"New bombs are 50% off today only."
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Like crap like that.
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And it is so incredibly common.
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And it's really unfortunate.
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And so my post was basically saying,
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"This is really unfortunate how common this is,
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"that it is against the rules,
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"and Apple doesn't really enforce that rule."
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And to some degree, they kinda can't enforce that rule.
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And we talked about this a little bit before.
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And now it's even worse that Apple itself
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doesn't follow that rule.
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And so that's my main complaint here,
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after all this preamble that, yeah, it was a little thing.
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Yeah, it was, you know, essentially for a good cause.
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Yeah, it was only two push notifications
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sent in one hour on one day.
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But this is really setting a bad example.
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It's setting a bad precedent and it's showing once again,
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it's this is not that different from the U2 album
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being shoved into our libraries.
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This is not as bad as that, I don't think.
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But it's, this is Apple showing that they don't respect
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or they don't see that this is a boundary
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that they shouldn't cross.
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Like, an advertising push notification to me
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is really offensive.
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And I totally understand why like, you know,
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the Target app or the Kohl's app
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or some kind of crappy news sites app,
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yeah, they will do it, of course they'll do it.
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They're crappy retailers and they're shameless
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'cause most giant retailers have to be shameless to survive.
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And certainly news sites generally do as well.
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So that's fine.
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If somebody with really terrible low standards
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with no self-respect,
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and who doesn't respect their customers either,
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wants to spam people, that's not a surprise.
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But those are not usually terms used to describe Apple
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or their products, and especially things
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that are the default in their products.
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And so what worries me here is that not only is Apple
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setting a bad example that this practice is okay
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by doing it themselves, but also that it just shows
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that Apple is, like there's stuff getting through,
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And you know, Apple is not one person.
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Apple has lots of people, maybe some of them, you know,
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don't follow the same standards or make mistakes sometimes.
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That's fine.
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But it's a worrying trend.
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First we had the U2 album that somehow got out
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and that, like, no one was able to stop that
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and say, you know what, this is kind of a bad way to do this.
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And now we have this message.
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And again, it's a little thing.
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But we're starting to see a trend here
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and that worries me.
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It worries me that Apple doesn't seem to respect
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this boundary and doesn't seem to think this is a problem.
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I think my issue with it is not so much everything that you said about push notifications and
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boundaries in the YouTube album and everything.
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It's part of a pattern of behavior with Apple and the App Store, where if this was the only
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thing that happened, it probably wouldn't have bothered me that much and would have
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just been a silly aside.
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But this is happening in the context of an Apple with an App Store and a long history
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of really weird, arbitrary, nonsensical enforcement,
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or half enforcement of some rules when they feel like it,
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but not other rules.
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Like if Apple didn't have that pattern of behavior
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where an app will be found in the app store for three years
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and then get pulled, and Apple will get pulled
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and put in after a bunch of stories appear on websites,
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you know, or they'll reject an app for reasons
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that don't seem to make sense or be fair, you know,
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like that whole history and the fact that all of us
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are kind of close to people who write applications
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and come in contact with those sort of weird arbitrary rules
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and all that stuff over the years,
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that makes this thing more egregious
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because it's like, it's like the rubbing end in our face.
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Yes, we know the rules don't really apply to Apple
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'cause they run the store.
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Like we're aware of that.
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But it's like, at least for me anyway,
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my sort of bitterness and anger by proxy,
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'cause I don't even have an app in the app store,
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but I know a lot of people who do when I read these stories,
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I'm like, this person did everything right.
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They made a great app, they tried to do something.
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It seems, if I could never predict it,
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they would have got a pulse, not a borderline thing.
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Seems like it's exactly what Apple wanted
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and then the app gets pulled for some crazy reason
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and Apple doesn't care and it's this person's livelihood
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and they spend all this time on it
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and they could not have predicted ahead of time
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that this would have been the result
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and yet now they could potentially out all that time
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and money they spent developing the application
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now may be wasted for reasons that don't make sense.
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Like, you know, we all sit out here and try to divine
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What is Apple's motivation?
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What kind of store are they trying to make?
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'Cause they're sure as hell not gonna tell us.
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Like they list all these rules, but they don't say why.
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And their decisions, you look at them
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and you try to figure out based on this decision,
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they trying to not have a store
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where junky apps are on there?
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No, there's plenty of junky apps.
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Are they trying to not have a store
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where apps have advertising?
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No, they're trying to not have free apps.
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They don't want apps like, it doesn't even make any sense.
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With the exception of some simple stuff like no porn apps,
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like that kind of thing makes sense
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and they've been consistent on.
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Almost everything else, I can't figure out
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what it is that they're aiming for.
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Why enforce this rule and not that one?
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Why come down here and not there?
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What is the shape of the app store
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they're trying to make by these rules?
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So it just seems arbitrary.
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And in the context of all of that,
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then doing something like this just seems egregious.
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And it's not the incident,
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it's the surrounding sort of sadness.
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And the reason this incident is so galling,
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you put the text of the rule 5.6 in your thing,
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in case people think this is some big legalese thing
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or whatever, here's the full text of this rule
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in the App Store guidelines.
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"Apps cannot use push notifications
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"to send advertising, promotions,
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"or direct marketing of any kind."
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That's it, that's the whole thing.
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There's not like 20 paragraphs of stuff, that's it.
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And it is not ambiguous, advertising, promotions,
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or direct marketing of any kind.
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This is clearly either it's an advertisement
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or it's a promotion or it's direct marketing.
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It's certainly one of those things,
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like that pretty much covers all your bases.
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And so they do this one little thing,
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like we were already kind of upset
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that they don't catch all these ads that are spamming us
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with, come back to our store to buy as an app purchase.
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And then when they do it themselves,
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for me it's not so much about the push notification,
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which I never even saw.
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It's about, like someone at Apple had no problem doing this
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and it's just, it's like just rubbing it in your face.
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And that's, maybe that's like transference,
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like it's not fair to come down
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on whatever this one little incident was,
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but really it is, it's about everything else
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that has to do with the app store
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and it's just being focused on this one little,
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Maybe for Marco it's also about the push notification, but for me this is just, you know, the flashpoint
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of a much larger sort of sadness about the App Store.
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Do you think that people who aren't in our little circle of tech nerd people know or
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care anything about this specific notification?
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Like if they don't read sites that covered it as news, if they don't read Marco's blog,
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they don't follow anyone on Twitter, but the notification did come on their phones, did
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they even take note that it was, they even notice.
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- I mean, I would imagine most people
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who have any reasonable number of apps installed
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probably get regular spam notifications.
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Like, I mean, so many apps send them,
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especially like, you know, big retailer and publisher apps.
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- Or games, game, free-to-play games are the worst.
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- Yeah, like, all of those apps,
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it is so incredibly common,
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this is mostly what I'm posting about,
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abuse of this system and directly breaking
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this rule is so incredibly common that I would imagine
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most people who have a reasonable number of apps installed
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are accustomed to seeing push notification ads all the time.
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So they probably didn't think anything of this one.
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Maybe even the people who run the app store promo team,
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like maybe the people at Apple who sent this ad
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aren't even aware that it's against the review rules.
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These are different teams.
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They probably have, I bet the people who have sent this ad
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don't even know about this.
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and maybe on their phones,
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maybe they see enough push notification ads
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from other apps,
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they just think it's a normal acceptable thing to do.
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- Well, that's what I think.
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I think it is a normal acceptable thing to do
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for other people.
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Again, that's why I'm getting back to the theory
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that it's our closeness to people
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who make and sell apps on the App Store
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and the history of Apple dealing with the App Store rules
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and those people that makes us in any way sensitive to this.
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Whereas I think other people
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who don't know anyone who makes apps,
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don't care what it takes to make apps,
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don't care what the rules are for the App Store,
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this totally disappears into the noise.
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Noise that is mostly not of Apple's making,
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maybe just through their negligence
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of not enforcing this rule on other applications,
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which as you pointed out somewhere, maybe in the blog,
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it's really hard to enforce this.
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And Apple historically has not been good
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at sort of crowdsourcing this kind of enforcement
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because basically when you're reviewing the app,
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if you review the app
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and you never get an ad push notification,
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you can't determine whether the ad
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will never send a push notification.
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The app is approved,
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it goes into the store,
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then here come the push notifications to be able,
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like it's trivially easy to do that.
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So there needs to be some mechanism
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whereby people can report notifications,
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but I think you also said like,
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you don't put that in the UI
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to say report this notification as spam or something,
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'cause that's kind of mucks it up.
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And it's like, there's kind of the maps thing
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all over again, where people were trying to send corrections
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when Apple had things in the wrong spot
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and Apple was not good at integrating those corrections,
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at least initially, into improving the map data.
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This is not Apple's forte.
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So if they are going to have a sort of very clear,
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unambiguous rule against push notification ads,
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they also need some mechanism for enforcement.
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Independent of them sending it themselves,
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which I, and I totally buy what Marco said,
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is that the people who sent it either didn't know
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that this was a rule or didn't care.
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And both I think are equally likely.
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But again, I think the only reason
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that it's talked about in our circles
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is because of our former contact with the App Store
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and it has poisoned us on this entire issue.
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Everyone else doesn't care at all
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'cause their entire life is dismissing stupid notifications
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about come back to the game now
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because your seven sprouts have blossomed
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and you need to pluck them and you can get this new
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50 gems or 20% off, whatever.
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- We shouldn't just accept that, oh, well,
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this rule is violated all the time,
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so we might as well not even try to enforce it.
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Like, that's not good enough to me.
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That, I've heard a few people say that,
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like, oh, well, this is too common, who cares,
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it's just one notification.
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And the fact is, it isn't just one notification,
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and the entire experience of your phone,
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of using your phone, changes in a pretty important
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and non-subtle way if you routinely get ad notifications.
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Like that is not a small thing.
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- Just wait until they start showing up on your watch.
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- Right, like that is not a small thing.
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Notifications should matter,
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or you should at least be allowed to treat them
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as if they matter, whether you do or not is another story,
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but it is an interruption to you.
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It is literally pushed, you don't ask for it,
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it is literally pushed to your device at any time.
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It alerts you, it is meant to interrupt you
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to show you something that you care about seeing.
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An ad is never gonna be one of those things.
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And it's, the idea that oh well,
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Apple can't really enforce us very easily
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and lots of people break the rule,
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so eh, we don't need to even try to enforce the rule.
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No, that is not good enough, and that is not,
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like Apple shouldn't think that's good enough.
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And what worries me is whenever there's any sign
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that maybe they do think it's good enough,
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and I think that's why this irritated me so much.
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- And see, the thing is, even though Apple's bad at this,
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at sort of crowdsourcing, a type of thing
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that can't be done in App Review really,
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because it's so easy to circumvent,
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that has to be sort of done in the field,
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and they have to collect that information.
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- Right, and most people don't realize,
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App Review only spends a few minutes with each app.
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- Yeah, so the other alternative is to
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collect all the information,
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and that Apple is not good at,
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but the other part of it,
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they're in such a powerful position to,
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if they can get any kind of collection,
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they're in such a powerful position to enforce it
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because all they have to do is kind of have a sort of,
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you know, I don't know, three strikes you're out,
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or some sort of demerit-based system where,
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you know, the first time, all right, so what,
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maybe you didn't know about this rule,
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maybe you didn't see this in the guideline.
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by the way, app developer, we noticed that a lot of people
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reported your app sending push notifications,
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maybe confirmed with the app developer,
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is this the case or are these people,
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I don't know how you determine authenticity
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'cause it's so easy to fake this, like or whatever,
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but in consultation with the things that,
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hey, not an automated kind of YouTube is taking down
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your movie because someone was playing copyrighted music
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in the background, right?
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But in a human way, which I think they can afford to do
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with developer relations, hey, we got a lot of complaints
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about your app sending an ad,
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somehow collect those things and say to the person,
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you know, you're not supposed to do that.
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It says this guideline.
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Okay, my bad.
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That's one strike.
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And the second time they do it to say like, you know,
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hey, we told you about this before
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and it seems like you're still doing it.
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You really need to stop doing that
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because if we get more reports of you doing it again,
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we're gonna pull you out from the store.
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And then whether it's three strikes
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because it's a baseball analogy
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or something entirely different,
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like they are totally in a position to talk to the people
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about something because it's a willful violation.
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It's not like, oh, I accidentally use something
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that calls a private API.
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Like those things happen all the time.
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People aren't doing that intentionally.
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There's no accidental push notifications for ads happening.
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Maybe once you don't know about it,
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maybe twice, oh, you didn't quite get it worked out,
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but like three or four or five times,
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or maybe it resets after a year or whatever,
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they're in such a powerful position
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to tell anybody in the App Store, you need to stop this.
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And they don't need to be perfect.
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They don't need to catch every single one,
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but there has to be repercussions.
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Right now, people are terrified to make,
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and we'll talk about this maybe the next topic,
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terrified to make notifications
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at their widgets and stuff in iOS
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'cause they're afraid they're gonna get pulled,
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but nobody's afraid to send push notifications
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'cause there's no repercussions.
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and Apple has all the power.
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They can, at their leisure, whenever they want,
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according to whatever schedule they want,
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put the fear of Apple into every single developer and say,
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"Yeah, we may just pull your app if you keep doing that."
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But they don't, there's no consequences,
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they don't collect this data,
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there's no three strikes policy,
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it's just, you know,
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it's completely falling through the cracks.
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- Well, that's the thing, and you hit the nail on the head
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and that they're enforcing the wrong stuff.
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They're tearing apart all of these today widgets,
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which maybe we should take a pause and then talk about that,
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rather than going after all these
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ridiculous push notifications.
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And a lot of people have called for,
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and I think they're right,
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like I think one of you just said this,
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but having some way of reporting them,
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and I think it was Paul Haddad had said,
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if you do, what is it, a right to left swipe,
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did I get that correct?
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Anyway, it doesn't matter.
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If you do the swipe the one direction
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to take action on the particular push notification
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you just got, well, let's use swipe in the other direction
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to like report for spam or something along those lines.
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And I don't think that's a bad idea.
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And I don't think most regular users have any idea
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that you can get pretty granular
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with your push notification settings,
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more so than almost anything else I can think of in iOS.
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And so I think a lot of people just live with all the spam.
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And that begs the question,
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if there's this much spam coming onto their phones,
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at what point do people start feeling
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like that degrades the experience?
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Well, I love my iPhone,
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except that it's constantly buzzing with weird messages
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that I really don't care about
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and I wish I could make them go away.
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I don't know.
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- You know what I like best about the Harry's handle,
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the shaving handle thing?
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It's not shaped like some part of a transformer.
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Like it's not like I'm holding
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a tiny skinny robot in my hand.
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I don't know when that started, maybe.
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I think it started even when I was a teenager.
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The razor handles had to look like transformers.
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It doesn't make any sense.
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It's like make it comfortable.
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- Am I supposed to say H,
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- So the British people understand what I'm saying,
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even when I spell it out?
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- Uh, the way they complain about hover,
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you probably should.
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- H-A-R-R-Y-S dot com.
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- All right, so do you wanna talk about today widgets,
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'cause as if this episode wasn't grumpy enough,
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let's get even grumpier.
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So one of the friends of the show, Greg Pierce,
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writes an iOS app called Drafts,
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and he had a pretty cool today widget, from what I gather,
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where there are several buttons that will let you
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do several different things,
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including start a new draft in the app.
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And apparently he was told by Apple,
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was it today or yesterday, recently,
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that if he wants to continue to have his app in the app store
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he needs to take away those buttons from his today widget,
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which was effectively the entire today widget.
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So here it is, he's getting told
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you cannot have anything really interactive
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in the today widget, that's not fair.
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Anything that involves like creation,
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I forget how he phrased it,
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I don't have the tweet in front of me,
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but it's something along the lines of,
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it's for viewing data only.
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- Right, well so, and I think we need to be very clear
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on this because a lot of the tweets and stuff flying around
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have not been, and Greg clarified this too,
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but it's important that if we're talking about this,
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we're talking about the right thing.
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So it appears, and unfortunately this seems
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to be constantly shifting, but it appears that
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the reason why Apple is not letting them have those buttons
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in the app is not because they are buttons necessarily.
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It is because they launched the app from the widget
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to complete a task or to do a task in the app.
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And that is what Apple is saying you can't do.
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Whether you agree with that or not, we can talk about,
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but Apple is not saying you can't have buttons.
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They're saying you can't launch the app
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from the extension to complete a task.
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- Was that something that was known beforehand
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or they just decide that now or seemingly make it up?
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- They seemingly made it up.
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- Yeah, I've heard, and yes, and you know,
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Monty underscore underscore in the chatroom is saying,
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dash Evernote does that exactly, Marco, I know that.
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And there are other apps that do that.
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This is, as John was saying earlier,
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part of the problem with App Review,
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that a lot of times the rules are not enforced consistently.
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And a lot of times, like Evernote might have been approved,
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and they made like a little note to their boss saying,
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hey, we might wanna consider the policy
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on whether they can do this or not.
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And then, you know, eventually they make that decision
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and then draft gets hit by it,
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and then maybe Evernote will get hit by it
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in the future next time they try to update,
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or maybe Apple will send them a pleasant phone call.
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But the point is these rules are evolving,
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and it's really a bad scene for all parties involved.
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I think Apple is obviously,
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Apple is never going to say,
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"These are the rules, they are set in stone,
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"and they are complete."
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They even say in the rules document,
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I think it says in the intro that it's like
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a living document and it will be changed over time,
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and they're gonna change their mind on rules,
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they're gonna figure out new rules.
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- Well see, the fact that they change over time,
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like we'd expect them to change over time,
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to change in response to changing markets,
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to be refined and made more specific
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and clarify things that are unclear,
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that's why it's so important to do the thing
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that Apple seems not to do that well,
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which is explain the motivations.
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Because if you say, here's a set of rules
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and what we're trying to do with these rules is,
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and then explain their motivations,
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because the motivations let you say,
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well, the rule doesn't say anything about this specifically,
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but does it violate the spirit of the law?
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We have the letter of the law,
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we don't necessarily have the spirit.
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Is there a good chance that this is like borderline
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and might get rejected or, you know,
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usually you can tell if you're trying to skirt a rule,
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like you know you're doing that,
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but sometimes you're just like,
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the example I just put in the show notes
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is James Thompson's PCALC,
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where he made a, PCALC is a calendar application calculator
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for iOS and the Mac.
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And he made a little calculator in the today widget,
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just a number pad with plus, minus, multi,
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it's a calculator, right?
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And that the whole time he was making that,
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he's like, boy, this is a perfect example of a today widget
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because it just so happens
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that an extremely simplified version
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of the functionality of my application
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fits within a today widget
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because the big calculator app, it's very complicated,
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it's got a customizable keyboard
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and a tape and scientific notation
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and programmable functions like that.
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But I can give you a simple
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add a bunch of numbers together thing here.
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And he got rejected.
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And I haven't talked to him about this,
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so I don't know whether this is the case,
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but from seeing his tweets about it,
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it seems like he spent the entire time since WWDC,
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since iOS 8 was announced until now,
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working on this widget,
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never in a million years thinking
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this widget is gonna get rejected
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because you're not allowed to have calculators
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as in a today widget, right?
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It just didn't even occur to him
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because looking at the rules,
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there's nothing from what he could define
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from the spirit of the rules that said this type of thing
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would cause it to be rejected.
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Now I'm pretty sure this was fairly quickly reversed.
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I think it's back in the store now or whatever.
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- That's correct.
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But it was reversed after we all loudly publicized it.
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- Yeah, after we all, you know,
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because he's a well-known developer,
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a long time Apple developer, there was lots of stories.
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Is that why it got reversed?
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Maybe, maybe not.
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Maybe it was just a mistake or whatever.
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But that type of experience
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where you think you're doing exactly what Apple wants.
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Like you're coming home from WWC and you're like,
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"Boy, I'm totally on board with this thing.
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I'm going to make a great,
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I'm going to take advantage of these new APIs you made."
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Like that's what WAC is trying to get you to do.
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Here's this new software, here are these new APIs.
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Now go out there and make something great with it.
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And you do it and it's just like, nope, reject it.
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And you're like, what do you mean reject it?
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And you know you have no recourse.
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You know, this is the appeals process,
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but like it's so difficult to talk to someone
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and you just don't understand.
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You say, "I didn't think I was skirting a rule.
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I didn't think I was even close to any lines.
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Nothing in these things would indicate to me
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that I would ever get rejected."
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And then you just get rejected.
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And would it have been reversed
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if he wasn't such a well-known person
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in the Apple community?
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Maybe, maybe not.
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You're never gonna get an explanation of why it happened,
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or at least not a public one.
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And there's just nothing in there.
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What are you trying to do with these?
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What are you trying to prevent from happening?
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You're launching another application?
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No. Are you putting advertisements in there?
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No. Are you putting a tiny little game inside there?
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No. It's just,
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it's exposing some functionality in your application.
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It's like, it's exactly what you think you were supposed to do.
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So that type of stuff,
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again, frustration by proxy.
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I don't have an app in the app store.
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It doesn't affect me, but it's just,
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it makes me upset that this happens.
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It's like mismanagement.
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Especially when it's immediately reversed.
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It's just bad blood for no good reason.
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- Right, and I think what you just said about,
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oh, well, he wasn't putting a little game in there
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or anything, I think that should be allowed too.
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I think what we're seeing here is Apple is obviously
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still trying to figure out what the rules around this are.
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And I think the rules should have already been decided
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for the most part and should be pretty clear to them.
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And I think they are exerting a lot more
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like nanny state level control over this than is warranted.
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Because from their point, and secondarily,
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maybe the reason they don't want apps to launch themselves
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or other apps from notifications or from today view,
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maybe there's a security angle on that, I don't know.
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If there is a security angle on that,
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Apple should fix that security angle and then allow it.
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Because like, that's stupid.
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So maybe this is a security thing and that's the reason.
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We haven't been told that, but regardless,
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that's something worth fixing and then allowing.
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I think what we're seeing here is Apple saying,
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here's this great new system we've made, very powerful,
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but we're gonna be extremely cautious
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so that we don't allow users
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to make a bad experience for themselves.
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That is Apple's typical MO.
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However, the way they've done it here is,
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first of all, the process of adding a today widget
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to your today view is pretty deliberate.
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Like, you don't just install an app
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and all of a sudden it's automatically in your today view.
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Like, that doesn't happen.
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You have to manually go and add it.
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And that's a process that I would imagine most users
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don't know how to do, don't care to do,
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and are certainly not gonna be able to do it accidentally
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too many times and not even knowing how they did it.
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- And it's considerably harder than, say,
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accepting push notifications for an app.
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- Right, yeah, like, the app can't just present
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a button that does this.
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Like you have to actually go into your today view
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and like go down to like the edit area
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or whatever it is and add it.
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Like you have to deliberately put these things there.
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Because of that, so you have chosen to download this app,
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you have chosen to add its widget to today view,
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I don't think Apple needs to be as protective
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of what's there because the user has chosen,
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put this here, please, I am wanting,
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this is so important to me, I want this in my today view.
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'cause the today view, it doesn't scale well
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to having tons of crap there.
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You're gonna be picking a small number of things
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to put there in all likelihood.
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So Apple's concern, if I had to guess,
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it's about keeping that simple and lightweight.
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But they don't have to do that
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because the process of adding those things
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is already so deliberate and difficult.
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And it doesn't handle having a lot in there
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just design-wise already that I think
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anything that an app is allowed to do in itself,
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it should be allowed to do there too.
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I don't think Apple is doing itself or its customers,
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and certainly not its developers, any favors
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by trying to say, well, you can put things here
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and it's a UI view, you can render into it
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whenever you want and you can have buttons and stuff,
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but we only want it to be for these quick glance
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kind of tasks, like that's a really hard line to draw.
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We're seeing the problems with them trying to draw that line
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And I think it's just, it's a bad idea
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to even try to draw that line.
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I think if somebody downloads a game,
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let's say it's a game that puts Pong
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in your notification center.
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It's a Pong game and you can install the Pong Today widget
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and you can play Pong in your Today view.
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That's, you know, that's not a great idea for a game
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but someone's gonna do it and make a billion dollars.
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I will take my royalty later.
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But if you wanna do that as a user,
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why does Apple have to say, no, you can't do that?
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That's not what this is for.
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You have to go to the app for that.
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You chose to get the app,
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you chose to put it in Notification Center,
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you chose to bring it down and play Pong with it.
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This is not something that I see
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ripe for abuse from developers
00:40:39
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if you let them just do whatever they want with
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in their little view there.
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- Do you suspect that app review
00:40:44
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is part of Federighi's organization?
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- If I had to guess, I would say Schiller's.
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'Cause it's part of developer relations, I think,
00:40:51
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which is part of Schiller's.
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- Right, I agree.
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Well, could it be something as simple as,
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you know, as far as engineering is concerned,
00:40:59
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it's the Wild West in a good way, not in a bad way.
00:41:03
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But Schiller's group is like, "Uh-uh, uh-uh, that's no good."
00:41:07
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- But Schiller, well, all right,
00:41:08
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so Eddy Cue is the App Store guy, right?
00:41:11
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- Yes. - Running the App Store.
00:41:12
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All right, and so Peacock, the weird thing with Peacock,
00:41:15
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as Jason Snell pointed out in the chat room,
00:41:16
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is that Peacock was accepted,
00:41:19
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Peacock was promoted with like the big banner
00:41:21
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in the App Store with the big artwork and everything,
00:41:23
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accepted to the App Store, promoted, and then rejected.
00:41:26
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- It was rejected while it was in the promotion.
00:41:28
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- Right, so people who are responsible for saying,
00:41:30
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"Hey, here's an application that demonstrates
00:41:32
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this is a great iOS app.
00:41:34
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This shows a developer is using our new APIs,
00:41:36
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blah, blah, blah, whatever."
00:41:37
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They choose what to promote.
00:41:38
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That's Schiller's organization, maybe,
00:41:41
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but EdiQ runs a store where it's promoted.
00:41:43
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I don't understand how it's working,
00:41:44
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but it seems entirely plausible
00:41:46
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that one hand didn't know what the other hand was doing.
00:41:48
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On the one hand, some people are picking out applications
00:41:51
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they think are worthy to promote in the App Store.
00:41:53
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And on the other hand, someone else is rejecting PCAL
00:41:55
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'cause they think you shouldn't have a calculator thing
00:41:57
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in the state.
00:41:58
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And then eventually those people got together
00:41:59
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and maybe talked and then the app was unrejected.
00:42:01
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But it does not inspire confidence in the organization
00:42:06
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when stuff like that happens because like,
00:42:08
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guys, talk to each other, figure out what's going on here.
00:42:11
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And especially since again,
00:42:14
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we're trying to divine the motivations.
00:42:16
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We're like, could we have foreseen this?
00:42:18
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Is there anything in what Apple has ever said
00:42:21
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from any public and private communication
00:42:23
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about today widgets that would indicate to you beforehand
00:42:27
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that this thing was even close to any boundaries
00:42:29
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of something that you didn't want to have.
00:42:30
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Because it's not, you know,
00:42:31
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as much as your spirited defense of the Pong game, right,
00:42:35
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because of the way today's center widgets work,
00:42:37
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I think anybody doing that could have a reasonable
00:42:40
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expectation that you were outside the bounds
00:42:41
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of what a today's center widget is supposed to be.
00:42:43
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Because it's so far out of the bounds of anything
00:42:45
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that Apple has shown.
00:42:46
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But Apple has shown things that are exactly
00:42:49
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like a calculator type thing,
00:42:50
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like a small vaguely interactive graph
00:42:53
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or some information that you can swipe to do something
00:42:56
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or a couple of buttons you can press.
00:42:58
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It's adding numbers for crying out loud.
00:43:00
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I mean, I know there are technical limitations
00:43:02
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on today's center, which is in terms of like,
00:43:05
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today's center, whatever the hell these things are called.
00:43:08
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Limitations on like when your app is gonna be instantiated
00:43:11
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and how quickly you're gonna be torn down
00:43:13
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and like, you're not, you can't cram in,
00:43:16
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you can't take a long time to initialize.
00:43:17
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You don't have long time to tear yourself down
00:43:20
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and you're getting pulled out.
00:43:20
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Like there are limitations on putting it,
00:43:22
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but if you're working within that context,
00:43:25
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something like a procedurally drawn Pong game
00:43:28
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or a calculator that has numbers, it's perfectly fine.
00:43:31
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So it just doesn't make any sense.
00:43:34
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And so when Apple does stuff like that,
00:43:36
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this is the bad blood I was talking about.
00:43:37
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When stuff like that happens, you're like,
00:43:39
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it's not a big deal, but it gave one developer
00:43:42
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a lot of stress for a day or two and doesn't make any sense.
00:43:45
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and it makes it look like Apple is an organization
00:43:47
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that doesn't have its stuff together, you know?
00:43:50
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- Yeah, and it also, it does have a chilling effect
00:43:53
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on other development.
00:43:54
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Like, there's a, like, I mean, I don't have any plans
00:43:57
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for a today widget, 'cause I don't think it makes
00:43:59
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a lot of sense for Overcast, but if I had plans for it,
00:44:02
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I would certainly be reconsidering them now,
00:44:04
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because I don't know, like, as a developer,
00:44:07
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like, should I invest a few months into doing something
00:44:10
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that will very possibly get my app rejected in the future
00:44:13
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and have to pull it out?
00:44:14
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Like, it's such a big risk.
00:44:16
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There are so many, and especially for apps like Draft,
00:44:20
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►
like Peacock, where it's a bigger undertaking,
00:44:22
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it's a bigger selling feature,
00:44:25
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I don't know that I would be developing
00:44:27
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►
for Notification Center widgets right now.
00:44:28
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It's just not worth the risk.
00:44:30
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- All right, why don't you tell us about something
00:44:32
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that's cool, that maybe will make us a little happier
00:44:34
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than this fiasco?
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- Do you wanna go totally meta and talk about podcasting?
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'Cause people love that.
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- So our friend Alan Pike of Steam Clock Software,
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wrote a great post that we'll link to in the show notes.
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They basically considered and started researching
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the possibility of making a podcast double-ender recording app.
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In the post, they go through the rationale for why they wanted it, why they think there
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was a market, and then as they did more research into the market and ran some numbers, they
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realized they actually shouldn't make it because there just aren't enough podcasters
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to really support it financially.
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The market is just not big enough for it.
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So our friend Rob Rhine at Martian Craft wrote kind of a follow-up, maybe a counterpoint
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argument to it that was really good, basically saying, "You're targeting professionals,
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somebody who uses an app to do their work, basically, to make their job possible or easier
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or better, and when you're targeting professionals, it's easier to charge more money."
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And so he was saying maybe there's a way to charge more money to the small number of
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podcasters who might use such a thing and fund it that way. What did you think of these
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when you read them?
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I thought they were both really, really good posts. What I loved about Alan's was that
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here was someone who actually put a little bit of thought into what he was doing, which
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if you know Alan is of no surprise whatsoever, but he actually crunched numbers like you
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were saying, Marco, and really thought about, okay, is this a viable business, which is
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much better way of going about things than just throwing something against the wall and
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seeing if it sticks. And I thought it was a really great post. And then Rob Reins was
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equally great because he was saying, well, if you spin it one or two other ways that
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you may or may not have considered Alan, there may be something there. And certainly both
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of them have built successful businesses by making intelligent business decisions. And
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I think Martian Craft is quite a bit bigger than Steam Clock, so you could make an argument
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that Rob is coming from definitely a place of knowledge and experience.
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Not that Alan isn't, but I think both of them make excellent points.
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And whether or not you care about how the three of us make our podcast, it's still an
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interesting thought process with regard to entering a new market.
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When I read the original post about, "Hey, we're thinking about making this podcasting
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Which is something I think we've talked about on the show before about the weird hodgepodge of things
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We use to do the podcast and how one app that put it all together
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We've been nicer, but we always said the same thing as Alan did in this thing
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Well one app that puts all the other would be nicer, but the total market for people who need this app is small
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You know probably those those people even if you sold every single one of them is probably still not a viable business
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Which is what these two posts are about
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but the real the real thing that I think about when
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Reading the the original post about this app is just how incredibly hard it would be to do this app
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Well because it encompasses so many other applications that are in themselves
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complicated hard to do applications and and
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Connecting things together is I think even harder than making a good audio editor a good audio recorder, you know a good, you know
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Skype type application, whatever you want to call those voice communicate like
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trying to either integrate
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Multiple apps or build those things in and have them all work together
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It's just incredibly hard to do a good job on so I think that just the development job on this would
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I'm not gonna say it's harder than Photoshop because Photoshop is a very full-featured application
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But it's harder than Photoshop 1.0
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I can tell you that right to do all that all the things they all the things that we do with these separate applications as
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Well as we're able to do them with these separate applications in the first version because that's what you would need you'd be like
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Especially for a tech nerd type people's like well we get the job done now
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But it would be nice if we didn't have these hassles
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But how much you know how much money am I willing to give up for that and that's what the other
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Follow-up post is about but also how much quality am I willing to give up for integration?
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You're like well if I got this application and the pricing isn't a problem
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But I get better results when I use these seven different applications that I'm already using so is the
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Downgrading control or quality or whatever for the 1.0 version of this product, you know
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It's it's a tough sell even for the people who you know money is no object. We don't care about the pricing
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You can make it really expensive. What are you giving me? That is an improvement over what I have and
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Especially just out the gate. I
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Just can't don't see how it's going to be as good as whatever system everyone's using if you're gonna sell to new people
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Hey, you don't know how to use these seven applications to make a podcast. It's really annoying
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If you don't want to have to deal with that stuff or learn all that sort of witchcraft get this one application
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Then I think you'd have a better shot at signing them because they don't know what it's like to use logic and Marco's weird audio
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Aligner and Skype and all these other things that we use to sort of make this all work together
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They don't know how to do all that
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So you're giving them a shortcut to getting up and running but that market of people who want to do podcasting
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But don't want to learn all the other applications
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like how many new podcasts are coming on the scene at this point and how many of those people have max and you know the
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whole idea of like will you be able to to send someone a link and they'll download an application and that'll hook them into this
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app or whatever like
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Man, I would not want to try to make the first version of that application at any price even if there was a huge market
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So this application terrifies me from a development perspective because I think it would be really really hard to do
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And I still think no matter how you price it. The market is really small
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Now, the one good thing it has going for it is there,
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not for integrated applications,
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but for sort of expert level applications,
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there is a market for a really, really difficult to use tool
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that is really capable, but is also like full of bugs
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and the vendor is annoying.
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Like there's a long history of applications
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that you can think of some, whatever application you use.
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- Oh, like Logic?
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- Avid, Logic, you know, even Photoshop to some degree,
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Like those things exist.
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So that must be,
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maybe that's less possible today than it was,
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but I still think those type of applications exist.
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But I don't know if people wanna be in that software.
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Even something like, not Final Cut,
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Final Draft is actually kind of a weird example of that
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where, listen to those John August podcasts
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where there's one application
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that everybody has to use that got entrenched
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and the vendor is not the best vendor
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and people kind of have this love-hate relationship with it
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but it's like, it's the thing that everybody uses.
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Yeah, someone else suggested Pro Tools.
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Like that is the thing that happened
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is that that's like kind of like a dysfunctional customer
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and software vendor relationship, I feel like.
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So I wouldn't want to go into that,
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even though it appears to be a viable business model.
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QuarkXPress is another example
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that kind of eventually went sour, right?
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So I think that that is what I see as a way
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to make a business out of this,
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but I wouldn't want to go,
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I wouldn't want to be in that business.
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And the other side of that, I was talking about like,
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hey, make it a easy to use, integrated,
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my first podcasting app that will not give you
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as good a results as using these dedicated,
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expensive applications in this mishmash
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with Marco's special custom code.
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Like it won't give you those kinds of results.
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It will be buggy and weird,
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and it will be really hard to pull off.
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That I think is less viable
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because I just think there are fewer people
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trying to do podcasts in that way.
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If anything, I think the only way
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you can get an entry level app like that
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is to target iOS and not the Mac,
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and somehow get an audio interface in there
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with the USB connector or something like that.
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But man, my head hurts just thinking about this.
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- Yeah, I mean, there's a number of big problems
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with trying to make an app for podcasting.
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And you nailed most of them.
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It's like, first of all, having to work
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with everybody's setups is not trivial.
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Because this is a world where there's a huge variety,
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a huge range of diversity of hardware
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and hardware types, hardware setups,
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logical setups of like,
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do you have four people together in a studio
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recording onto a multitrack mixer?
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Do you have four people on Skype
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who are all trying to talk at the same time?
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Do you have, are you recording church sermons
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and putting that out as a feed?
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Are you recording off of a phone?
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Do you have one person on a phone in Australia
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while three people are in the UK
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trying to talk without latency?
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There's so many variations there.
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There's also the huge variations in budget.
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A lot of podcasts are produced in radio studios,
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and a lot of them are produced on people's laptops,
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and there's everything in between.
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And all of that you have applied to what really
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is a very small number of producers.
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Overcast's entire directory, every feed I know exists,
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I think I have a little over 200,000 of them.
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From what I've heard, I've heard rumors about the size
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of iTunes's directory being somewhere
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around the 500,000 number.
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And if I look at the number of,
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so Overcast right now has about 180,000 users.
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Of those, only about, I think something like 40,000 podcasts
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actually have any subscribers.
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So, obviously not everybody uses Overcast,
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but I think that can give you some idea
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of like roughly how many distinct podcasts
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are even listened to by more than a couple of people.
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And so I would put the number around 50,000 maybe.
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And so you think about, all right,
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so how many producers is that?
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Not every one of those 50,000 that has listeners
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is produced by a unique producer.
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There's a lot of people who produce many shows,
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radio stations, podcast networks.
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So how many people actually edit podcasts
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that are listened to by more than a couple of people?
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that number starts getting smaller and smaller.
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And you know, so as you go through these steps,
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you start saying, all right, well,
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how many people might,
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how many people could even use an app I make?
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And I would say generously,
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the number of unique podcast producers
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is probably less than 10,000.
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Possibly a lot less than 10,000.
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How many of them would be even willing to use my app?
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'Cause a lot of these people have their own workflows.
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And this is like, when you get into like the pro
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content production or the pro software markets,
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you gotta fight with people's existing workflows.
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So you have to say, all right, well,
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I probably wouldn't use an app like this
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'cause I edit this show and I use Logic.
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And Logic is not perfect, but it works.
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And it's only 200 bucks, I think, or 300, I think it's 200.
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So it's only 200 bucks, it works,
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and I know there's a fairly decent chance
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I'm not the only person using it.
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And so, I know the number of using it for podcasting
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is small, but the number of people using this
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is gonna be big enough that if there's a major bug,
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it'll probably get caught and fixed before it hits me.
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And I know that I can buy this knowing that
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it's gonna probably work on the next version of Mac OS X,
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so I won't be stuck after an upgrade.
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It's probably maybe going to be maintained in the future.
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All these fears that no one ever got fired for buying IBM,
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that kind of thing.
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You generally wanna be conservative
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in your choice of pro tools.
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And so a small app would have to fight against
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all of those factors for the chance to possibly win
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a small percentage of a small number of people's business.
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- The worst thing for the other app competing in this area
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is that the other applications that people are using
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just have to add a few features
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to their existing mature applications,
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like so audio editing apps, right?
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There's plenty of established audio editing applications.
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All they have to do is add one or two or three features
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focused on podcasting,
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say if they built in your audio alignment thing
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for multi-track stuff.
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That's like, oh, well, like if each one of the constituent
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apps that you use for each function,
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like if Skype adds some features focused on podcasting,
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if Logic adds some features focused on podcasting,
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and it like, you know,
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Squarespace already has features focused on podcasts,
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and like the integration of like all the different pieces
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that we put everything together,
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if they just kind of say,
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"Oh, I guess podcasting is a thing now
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"and I make an audio editor,
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"so I should have a template for podcasts.
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"I should have some tools that are useful
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"for people who do large, multi-track podcasts."
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And that's it.
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And then it's like, "Well, now why am I using your app?"
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And it was so easy for them to do
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because they're already a great audio editor.
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They're already a widely used application
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for talking to people over the internet.
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It's just so hard to compete in it.
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All this said, if someone did an amazing job
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on an application like this,
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even if it didn't do everything in-house,
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even if it said, "Edit audio and external editor,"
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and threw you into logic or something.
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Like if it didn't do the whole thing,
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but it just kind of integrated stuff together.
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Even that, I think we would all be willing to try
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because we would like it to be easier.
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So I don't think it's not like
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the idea of the application is bad.
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It's just that the environment for pulling it all,
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the degree of difficulty is really high.
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And I mean, maybe someone just did it for free
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out of the goodness of their heart
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and was an amazing developer.
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It would be a benefit to the world,
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but as a business, it's tough.
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- Right, and worth clarifying two points.
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One, there is an app for editing called Hindenburg,
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which H_B mentioned in the chat.
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I actually tried this.
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Honestly, I kind of find the name distasteful
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'cause that's kind of a tragedy that killed a bunch of people
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but anyway, so it's a dedicated like radio journalism,
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podcast journalism kind of app.
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It's made for radio journalists
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to produce that style of podcast.
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It is $375 to use commercially
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And so Logic is half the price.
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So they're fighting that battle already.
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Like they have to, and I'm not saying they should charge
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less 'cause I don't think they could charge less
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But so that's another thing to consider.
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Like there are alternative editing apps.
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And they, I don't know anybody who uses Hindenburg.
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And I mean, granted, I don't know a lot of
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radio journalists, but you know, I'm sure they have users.
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But that's a tough sell to a lot of people.
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Second thing to clarify is that Alan Pike's potential product was not an editing product,
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it was just something to do the double-ending recording.
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And the number of people who do that style of podcast production is even smaller than
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the number of producers, because that's a fairly rare way to produce a podcast where
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everybody records their end and then an editor combines them all.
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That's what we do here, that's what a few other shows do that we know, but most shows
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that have remote guests just record Skype and it's fine.
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And it's not the best audio quality,
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but then you avoid sync issues,
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you avoid trying to get the other person
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to select the right input for the program
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that's recording the thing,
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or having them have to buy Piezo or Call Recorder
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or something like that.
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It avoids a lot of issues to just record a Skype feed,
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so that's what most people do.
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- That was one of the big pitches of this,
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is the difficulty of getting guests.
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So if you're gonna have a podcast where you have guests,
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and you don't want to limit yourself to guests
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who know how to do podcasting,
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You have to have some way to say,
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hey, person who probably owns a computer
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but knows nothing about podcasts,
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do these simple steps and you will be able to talk to us
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over the internet in a way that you will be participating
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in a live podcast or in a prerecorded podcast.
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And it's kind of like the same problem
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that like a "Fog Creek" co-pilot was trying to solve
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or whatever where you need to screen share
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with your relatives to help them
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with their computer problems.
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It's difficult over the phone to get them
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to initiate screen sharing.
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So here, you just send them an email,
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They click the link, they click three buttons,
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and you're connected to them, right?
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That's a very difficult problem.
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And I think that problem is easier than the problem of,
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hey, do these simple steps,
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person who's not too familiar with computers,
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and you are now talking live with me
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and possibly recording your end locally on your disc
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that is surely fast enough to keep up with this
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and you won't have, like it's just,
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and your audio input will be through the right stuff.
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And it's, but just doing that part of it,
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just the guest application,
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even just that is really hard to do.
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because Copilot, I don't even know if that's still a thing.
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I've tried to use it a few times.
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The Mac version did not go well for me.
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I kind of sort of got it to limp through what it was.
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I've paid for it like many times.
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Like they had a business model where you pay some amount
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and you can use it for like an hour or something.
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In desperation, I've tried it.
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It's a good idea, but it was not smooth sailing at all.
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And so even that's not a solved problem.
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And many people have tried,
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including Apple with the iChat stuff.
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And podcasting too, it has a certain degree
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of built in complexity.
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You're dealing with microphones
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and people's random computers, random environments,
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and random internet connections.
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And there's a reason why.
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If you have a regular show with regular guests,
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the three of us, it's worth it for the three of us
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to have each end recorded separately
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because we're always the same people.
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All three of us were willing and able
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to buy a nice microphone and have a quiet room
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where we record and use software that records it
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and we're technically able to do that
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and to do it reliably.
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And all of our internet connections we know
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are solid enough and we even live geographically
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close enough that it's not usually a problem.
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So none of these things were problems for us.
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So that's why we choose to do the show that way.
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But again, like if you're having a new guest every week,
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that's a tough thing to coordinate.
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And it's hard enough getting them a microphone
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to even use Skype properly.
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And to add in the complexity of, are you
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recording the right thing?
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And you're going to send me your file?
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It's just not worth it.
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I think the market for that is extremely small.
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And it's not--
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And the way the big shows do this, by the way,
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the way the big shows do the how do you
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go to get a guest up and running and everything,
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is they throw humans at it.
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So someone will contact you the day or week before.
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They will mail you a microphone in the mail.
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The person will contact you and make
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sure your setup is correct and walk you
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through laboriously over the phone, over video,
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over whatever they can do to make sure your setup is correct
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so that when the actual show goes,
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you have a setup that is known and validated
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to be working by a member of their staff.
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That is incredibly expensive.
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That's way more expensive than buying a $300 application
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or a $500 application or a $1,000 application
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or a $100 a month application.
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But that has a much higher chance of success, I think,
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than the application will take care of it for you.
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You're probably still gonna need that human
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to walk the person through the supposedly so simple setup
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because of physical factors, not even the software,
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even if the software is perfect.
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- And beyond all that,
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if you go to take Rob Ryan's approach of saying,
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well hey, charge more money, this is worth it to people.
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Beyond all the problems of it being a really small market
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of people who are producing these things
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and willing to try your app,
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there's also some severe budget problems for most people.
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Most people, podcasting well,
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using high quality stuff, is already a tough sell.
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Because you're already asking people to spend
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a few hundred dollars on a decent mic
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and some kind of setup there, maybe a pop filter,
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maybe an anti-shock thing or a mount and all this stuff.
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Then oh, call record, it's another 30 bucks
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and maybe Logic's another $200 or maybe GarageBand,
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but GarageBand keeps getting worse for podcasts
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in each new version.
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You're already asking people to spend a lot of money.
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Already most people are not willing to do that.
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Most podcasts are not produced that way.
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Most podcasts are produced from people's built-in mics
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and headsets and iPhone mics and stuff like that.
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They don't sound very good, but a lot of people,
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you can't ask, maybe some church recording at servants
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and everything, they don't have maybe the money
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to buy Logic, you know?
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There's so many podcast producers out there
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who are not gonna be spending hundreds or thousands
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of dollars on software and gear to do this,
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and that will always be the case.
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There's always gonna be, most producers
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who are gonna be doing it as a hobby,
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or on a low budget and you have to account for that.
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And so that's like, I agree with Rob Ryan
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that a professional app should be priced accordingly,
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but I don't think there's enough podcast producers
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to ever support something like this anytime soon.
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- In defense of Rob's post, if you could snap your fingers
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and make the theoretical application come into existence
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that is awesome at all this stuff,
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that does everything as high quality,
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is integrated, is relatively bug-free,
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like that really provides the benefit,
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then all of his various pricing strategies
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could probably work out.
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But the prerequisite is you actually have an application
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that helps people make money,
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like that is more convenient for them,
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that produces better results in less time,
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that has fewer bugs,
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that has features that would be difficult,
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you know, like they can replace a fractional portion
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of a staffer that you would need, right?
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Then it may be viable.
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But like, even then it's borderline
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because you don't have the benefit,
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I think it was another Joel article,
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like the different kinds of software you sell,
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the cheap free stuff that random person buys off the street,
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the sort of consumer applications
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that you could sell to an individual
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who's gonna buy application for like,
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they'll buy Photoshop for themselves or whatever.
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And then, and that's like a hundred bucks,
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a couple hundred bucks,
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or maybe like a small monthly subscription fee.
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Then there's a gigantic chasm
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and then your starting price is 30 grand, right?
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And that's like enterprise software.
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you're selling it to a business, to a business,
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this is such an essential part of their business,
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the 30 grand or, you know,
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let's use the Oracle pricing model.
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How about percentage of revenue?
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How does that feel to you?
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- Yes, how much money do you have?
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- Not profit, revenue, yeah.
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- Contact us for pricing.
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- That is just a huge gap between like a couple hundred bucks
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maybe pushing a thousand
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and then up into the multiple thousands.
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And there's not much in that middle ground there.
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And I don't know, podcasting is not at the point now
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where it can be sold as enterprise software
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for the most part.
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enterprises that are doing it maybe kind of like, I don't know, maybe like Twitter or
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TV network is trying to do a podcast or like the Daily Show, but even those I think of
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like the Daily Show podcast is not, you know, you couldn't sell them 30 grand podcasting
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stuff, they're just putting stuff together.
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And anyway, I don't know if that market will ever exist for sort of enterprise level sales,
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because even in the entertainment industry like, you know, Maya or whatever is a couple
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grand but it's not 60 grand, whereas Oracle, you know, sells to businesses and their checks
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have a lot of zeros on them, so.
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- Well, and all the pro podcasters who are doing it
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like from studios or as part of bigger companies,
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they already have their workflows established.
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Like you're probably not even gonna get them
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with a new tool like this, because they already have,
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they're already set up with how they do things.
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- Wasn't it on Core Intuition semi-recently
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that Daniel Jalkett was talking about how,
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I think it was maybe Fast Scripts, is that his,
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is that right?
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- Yeah, Daniel Jalkett has Fast Script,
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the little script menu thing with the keyboard shortcuts.
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And so he had written it and had like per seat licensing model or something like
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And then he got approached by some company and they said,
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we want to buy it for the entire company. And I,
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I forget exactly how he phrased it,
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but apparently he came up with some number that he thought was so ridiculous.
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They would basically laugh at him and that's what they paid.
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And that's kind of what you guys are talking about is, you know,
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you find there's eventually a time when a company will pay just absurd amounts
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absurd amounts of money in order to get this app.
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But I agree with you that finding podcasters to do this
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is gonna be challenging.
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- Yeah, and maybe someday there will be enough podcasters
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to make this a viable market.
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But today there are just simply are not that many
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and we're so far from that.
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It's not like there are almost that many.
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It's not like there are gonna be that many next year
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but it's gonna be finished making this app.
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Like we are pretty far from there being enough
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to support things like this.
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So in conclusion, somebody make this awesome app.
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We will all buy it and tell you what's wrong with it.
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And you go out of business, the end.
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- Honestly, I probably wouldn't buy it.
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I already have our workflow.
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- We would totally get it to look at it.
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We'll make you buy it, Marco.
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- We would send one of us to go get it, probably Marco.
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And Marco would try it and not use it
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because he doesn't like things that other people make.
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And additionally-
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- That's a good summary.
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- And moreover, on top of that, we are,
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well, maybe not you, John,
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but certainly Marco and I are of an age where we grew up trying to find ways to
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acquire things without paying a lot of money.
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And while I think I speak for all of us and saying,
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we're willing to spend money here and there when it's appropriate,
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when we think it's reasonable, if we have a workflow that works,
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that is not something that we necessarily,
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that's not a problem we necessarily want to throw money at. And,
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And that's what I think Marco is saying is that
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we have something that works and if it's a lot,
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if it's just way easier than okay,
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but if it's just a bit easier, eh, whatever.
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- I've been afraid to upgrade to Skype 7, that's free.
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- All right, Jon, tell us about the video games
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on the iPhone that you've been playing lately.
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- Just one game, which I think Marco has played it.
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I guess you haven't, Casey.
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The game is Crossy Road.
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Everybody's playing it, it's very popular these days.
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I like the name until I realize that it's probably
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an attempt to cash it on the flappy bird.
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- I didn't even make that connection, but you're right.
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- I liked it so much better before I made that connection,
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but I still think it's a good name, it's adorable.
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Anyway, the game is like kind of like Frogger,
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if you remember that, if you don't, you can Google it.
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It's like infinite Frogger.
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(upbeat music)
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That's not what I wanna talk about about this game.
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What I wanna talk about is the monetization strategy
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of this game, which is simultaneously confusing
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and depressing, but maybe I still don't quite understand
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the way things are working these days.
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So it's a popular game, it's really well done.
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I think they could have easily sold it for 99 cents,
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but they didn't, they decided to go free to play.
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Fine, that's what, you know,
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big people are doing these days.
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But Crossy Road is either really bad at free to play,
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which makes it good,
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or I don't understand how this stuff works.
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So most free to play games have to find some way
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to get money from you somehow in the game
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by buying things that help you in the game
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or showing you ads or both.
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And Crossy Road has both of those things.
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It has characters that you can use in the game.
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You can buy different characters.
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Starts you off with a chicken,
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you can buy all sorts of other characters.
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There's an in-game currency that you get
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that you can find these little coins
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and you get some currency.
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And you can use that currency to redeem
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and it's kind of like a gumball machine
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that gives you characters for free.
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And there's a time-based mechanic
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where you get a free gift based on how long you play.
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It's got all this type of things you see,
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kind of an energy mechanic.
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How long do you have to play?
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How much longer until I get a new free gift?
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How many coins do I collect?
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And you buy the players with actual real money,
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you know, 99 cents each or whatever.
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And it seems like a reasonably good monetization strategy,
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but the characters don't make the game any easier for you.
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So they don't give you extra powers.
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They don't give you extra lives.
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They don't give you anything like that.
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In fact, a lot of the characters make the game harder
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for you instead of easier.
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So the only motivation to buy them is kind of like
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buying hats in Counter-Strike or whatever.
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Like, you know, it's a frivolous thing that,
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and that has worked in the past.
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So maybe I'm not quite understanding it,
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but they're not pressuring you to buy things in the game.
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You can play it and you won't have to buy things.
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And they have little thing where you can see an ad
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and they just present you like a little icon
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that shows like a little movie, which I don't think,
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yeah, Team Fortress 2, sorry,
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chat rooms corrected me where the hats were.
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I was wondering how that would look in Counter-Strike.
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Not really the right setting.
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A little movie strip and then a little coin symbol
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or whatever saying, hey, if you watch this movie,
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we will give you coins.
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And of course, that's an ad.
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If you tap on that, it shows you an ad for some other game.
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You know, they get some money for that ad.
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And then you get this in-game currency
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that you can eventually redeem in a little gumball machine
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for random characters that you can get.
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These are the same characters that you could buy otherwise.
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And I forget who pointed this out.
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It might have been Jason and his thing
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that he was writing about Crossy Road.
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The fundamental problem with their monetization strategy
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from the outside, from someone who's playing,
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is I think it's more fun not to pay any money
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to play this game.
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It's more fun to play, the game itself is fun.
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Getting coins in the game is fun.
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Redeeming them in the little gumball machine
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for a random guy is fun.
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And you don't feel like you're missing anything
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because you're like, boy, if I could pay the 99 cents,
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I could finally get the power that lets me walk on water
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for two steps and that would really help you.
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There's none of that.
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And so it is entirely, for the most part,
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friendly to the user, not in your face.
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It does prompt you a couple times to say, "Hey, do you want notifications when essentially
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our energy meter runs out and when you should come back to the game and play again?"
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But you can say no.
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It presents that in-game, maybe presents it a few more times than it should.
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And maybe little kids, like watching my kids play it, they will watch the ads to get the
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coins because they want to get the other characters, so I guess they're getting some ad revenue
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But I just look at this game and I'm like, "Boy, I wish I could give you some money for
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this game, but I don't want any of the other characters.
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Like I've got all the ones I got, I got...
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It was more fun for me to get them for free and now I have them and they don't make the
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game any easier anyway.
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So what I'm saying is I'm concerned about Crossy Road.
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The developer is probably a millionaire right now, swimming in his bathtub full of money
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saying "That's great kid, you tell me how I should run my business."
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But it's puzzling to me because it seems to do everything wrong from the perspective of
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the evil free-to-play game that learns to extract money from people.
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So I guess what I'm saying is you should all go out and get Crossy Road.
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It's a great game and I really hope the developer is swimming in a bucket full of money.
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I just don't figure out how they would be unless everybody's looking at those damn ads
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Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me. I'm trying to look around. I'm trying to look I just love it the app store
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Do you know where it places on the top grossing list? Oh, I don't know
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I don't look at those things because it's it's number four on the top free list
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But it would not surprise me if it actually if you're right that it actually isn't making that much money
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I didn't even when you were describing that I've only played on a handful of times. Yeah, your score stinks
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Yeah, because I only played on a handful of times
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I don't I don't I don't really like this kind of game. But like I for like when somebody says oh my god
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This game is great. You have to play it
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I'll go and buy it in the App Store and I will forget
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What the upfront price is whether it was free or not. Like I just don't even remember because it's like, okay
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It's usually so cheap. It's a dollar who cares or it's free. And so I didn't even realize this was the monetization scheme
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I've played the game a handful of times
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Like you can probably expect many people to have done who have downloaded it. I didn't even realize that's how it was monetized. I like
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So that's a problem.
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He might make it up in volume though, because this is a super popular game.
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And like I said, little kids do want to see the ads, so maybe all of his money is made
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by showing ads to little kids to buy other games.
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And I think people will buy the other characters, but I mean, my other yardstick is so far my
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son who has spent an undisclosed amount of money on Clash of Clans, and the amount is
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Well that's very different though.
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But he is susceptible to in-app purchase.
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He has not asked me once to buy him one of these things for 99 cents.
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And he's not shy about asking me to press this button.
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I think I read a tweet the other day about someone who woke up and found their kid slowly
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trying to move their finger onto the Touch ID on their phone while they were asleep to
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try to do an in-and-out purchase.
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So you gotta watch these kids.
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He's not shy about asking, and he has not asked once.
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That shows me that as whoever it is who wrote this, again, maybe Jason, it's more fun to
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play the game to unlock this stuff for free
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than it is to buy it.
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That is more fun.
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So why would you ever, the other thing is less fun.
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You're paying money to have less fun.
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- Yeah, I mean, it would not surprise me
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if this really isn't doing that well.
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Like, as I said, so I just can't get the whole list.
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I couldn't find it in the top 150, top grossing,
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so I don't know where it is, but it's probably not high.
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Somebody said there's ads in it.
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Are there ads in it?
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- Like I said, you can click on a little thing
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that says look at this ad and we'll give you
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20 coins or whatever.
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- But it's not even showing the ads during regular gameplay,
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like the way Flappy Bird did?
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- Well, it puts up a dialogue box.
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It puts up a dialogue box, here are your options.
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If you have more than 100 coins,
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you can redeem 100 of them right now in the Gumball Machine.
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You might have a free gift on the time-based mechanic,
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which will just give you one of those things
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that you could buy because you've been playing
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for a long time, or press this thing,
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we'll show you an ad and give you 20 coins.
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- But as a player, when do I even need to do that?
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- You never need to do it.
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And one of the things that I got from the Gumball Machine
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was 500 coins, which is basically like five free characters.
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Like it's just, I don't understand it.
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- So I just opened it up to see like, you know,
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how this is, like, so, so far, I'm playing this game
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and I'm seeing no ad, I'm seeing no solicitation
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for buying these coins or doing it.
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- Go die and you'll see a little thing that says free gift
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and if you have over 100 coins.
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- Oh yeah, you know, I saw that the before
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and I had no idea what that was.
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- Yeah, and that's why I said like the little icon
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that shows the film strip.
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I don't know if kids know what film looks like,
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the little celluloid with the little notches.
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So when you do an icon,
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it's like the old telephone handset icon,
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which I guess kids are kind of socialized
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to no means phone because it's the icon on our phones.
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But whatever it is, celluloid film strips
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with the little holes in the edges,
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I don't know if people know what that,
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but anyway, there's a little symbol that looks like that
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and then it shows coins.
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- Oh, here's this gumball thing.
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Okay, so I'm seeing this now.
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I saw this once before.
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I had no idea I could even pay anything in here.
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I thought it was literally a free gift
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and I just get this weird cow or something.
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- Yeah, but you can't pay there.
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You can go, like when you start the game,
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when you start the game, there's a little thing
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where you can change your character in the lower left,
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and if you scroll through,
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all the characters have 99 cents underneath them.
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- This is the worst monetized popular game I've ever seen.
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- Well, but that's what I'm saying.
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I don't know if it is.
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Like, we're on the outside.
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We don't know how much money.
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Again, this person could already be a millionaire,
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and we have no idea what's going on, but it's just--
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- Honestly, I feel bad for this developer,
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'cause whatever they're making,
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they could be making a lot more.
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- Yeah, I would have paid 5.99 for this game.
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- It is an amazingly well done game.
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I mean, yeah, granted it's just Frogger,
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you know, he didn't make up Frogger or whatever,
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but execution wise and like fit for, you know,
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for input method and viewing context
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and retina screens and everything,
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it's beautiful, it's amazing.
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- I mean, even if there was just an eye ad
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on the top or bottom, like just the way Flappy Bird did it.
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- That would annoy me and it would make the game less fun.
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- Well, and you can pay a dollar to hide it.
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- I would have paid that instantly.
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- Right, like that itself, I guarantee you,
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whatever monetization they're doing with this app,
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with those weird coin thing, I guarantee you,
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what I just said with an IAD and a dollar to hide it,
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would have done at least 10 times better for them.
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- But you wouldn't have done that
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because you would have felt bad about an app like that.
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If you buy all these characters,
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there's 99 cents to like 20 of them.
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I think you could spend like 20 or 30 bucks on this game.
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- Well, but even, but as you said,
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like there's really no reason to.
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- Well, I mean, again, maybe, just in my experience
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and in my kids' experience, it seems like there's not,
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but maybe other people, again, with buying the hats
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in Team Fortress 2 and all that stuff,
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Like maybe people want horse armor,
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there's another gaming reference for you.
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Like maybe people do want to buy them
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and don't want to unlock them and just can't live
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unless they have the Dark Lord as their character.
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The characters are cool and they do change the game,
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they're really neat.
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- You know, I can't help but feel like
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we spent the beginning of this episode
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talking about how the spammy push notifications
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are really cheapening your product
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and it's a terrible way to go.
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And now we're ending the episode by saying,
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oh, you should have put ads on this thing,
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You would have made a fortune.
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- Thanks a lot to our sponsor.
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- I was thinking this is a good game that people should buy,
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but they can't buy it.
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I tell you what, everyone go download this game for free,
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play it for five or 10 minutes.
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And if you think it's worth something,
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pay 99 cents for the favorite character of choice.
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And by the way, when I said they changed the game,
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they changed the graphics in the game.
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They don't change the game play
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only to sometimes make it harder.
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But for example, if you buy the penguin spoiler,
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it makes everything all snowy.
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It's adorable.
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Just get the game.
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- Well, but even like what you said,
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you said like like the whole idea of like oh I got this game for free I'm
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enjoying it so much I want to give them money I forgot how much I pay for the
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game days after buying it and it was free maybe you thought you already had
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given this money but you didn't well exactly so many people I bet like they
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don't like you know a lot of people will only buy free stuff or download free
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stuff and that's fine but there's a lot of people like me who are like you'll
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pay a dollar for a game without really thinking about it and so like if you see
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game that has no ads in it and no obvious spam to try to monetize, I would assume I
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probably paid a dollar for this and not even think about giving them more money in the future.
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All right, I think we're done. Anyway, thanks a lot to our four sponsors this week,
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Studio Neat, Harry's, Squarespace, and lynda.com, and we will see you next week.
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Now the show is over, they didn't even mean to begin
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'Cause it was accidental (accidental)
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Oh, it was accidental (accidental)
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him
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'Cause it was accidental (accidental)
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Oh, it was accidental (accidental)
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them
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@C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-S
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So that's Kasey Liss, M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M
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Auntie Marco Arment
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S-I-R-A-C-U-S-A-C-R-A-C-U-S-A
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It's accidental
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They didn't mean to
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Tech Podcast So Long
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Yeah, I should both get this game and I think I'm game center friends with all of you
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I have this game and we'll play it more. I just played it on the air
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I can't like I this is we had a podcast about podcasting followed by playing crossy road on the air
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Yeah, this is the worst episode of this podcast ever. It really is
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My favorite feature of this game, which I feel bad almost spoiling because when you see it, it's it's just really
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Really well done is that your game center friends that when they play of course
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It records their score and you can see a leaderboard and doing all that stuff
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But when you're playing the game, you will see the name of the person
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Written across the farthest distance that they've made it so their highest score
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I was I always see Marco Arment on like, you know 30 or whatever your pathetic score is
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Across the ground. So you literally hop over their name when you're beating their score. It's brilliant
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Cool. Yeah, and I was trying to I kept trying to contact Jason. I think he left I sent him private messages
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I sent him I am so what I was trying to do is
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Send a friend request from my son's game center account to his because Jason has the highest score of anyone on my friends list
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But my son I think has beaten him and I wanted to get my son motivation to beat somebody score
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So I said if they could just get him to be friends with Jason then he would have you know
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I just basically I just want Jason to be knocked into second place
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All right, so I haven't I haven't a counter an app figures and app figures lets you browse other apps rankings
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So I'm showing you know, the ranking is pretty consistent
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It is if you if you look at just free like on the free chart
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It is in like it's in the top five it most of the time
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So Crossy Road is really in the top five depending on how you look at it, like what category
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you're looking at.
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It's in the top one through four in games.
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Oh, it's number 12 overall, maybe number 13 when you look at it.
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So we're talking like this is like, this is the number 12 most downloaded free app in
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the App Store for the last, you know, while.
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So that's a very, very high rank, probably tens of thousands of installs per day.
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Now if you look at the top grossing, in iPhone, top grossing is around the 200th place.
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So it's placing number 15 of top downloads,
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number 200 in top grossing on iPhone.
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On iPad it's like number 300, so it's even worse on iPad.
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That is, I mean, I'm sure the developer's
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making decent money on that, but the money they're making
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is not proportional to the downloads they're getting at all.
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Like that's a very bad ratio for how popular this game is,
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how popular it has been for the last couple,
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for the last week or two, however long it's been out.
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That is not generating a ton of money
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for that level of downloads.
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And I think it shows, just getting a bunch of people,
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if you have some kind of freemium
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monetization scheme like this,
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you have to also set the pain point
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of what you're paying for,
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you have to set that with some thought as well,
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like just to be smart business.
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Ranking in the 400 in the app store,
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I'm guessing,
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top of my head I'm guessing that's $5,000 a day or less
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For a game this popular, that's not great.
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That's really, the developer's getting really ripped off
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on this basically by their own creation here,
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by not giving enough of a reason for people to pay
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and also not putting an ad in it
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or not putting an upfront price on it.
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I don't know, I feel bad for whoever made this
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because it's clearly, the world is getting a lot more value
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out of this than what they're being ultimately paid for.
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- So real time follow up, I am playing this game
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but I'm looking at my leaderboard and
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Going from bottom to top me with 28 my friend Eric Wielander with 34
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Marco with 43 Adam Swindon with 63 John Syracuse and 157 and
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coincidentally
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Dan Provost of studio neat
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Yeah, I haven't really broken through in this game yet. You gotta get on that John
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I mean we don't stand a chance but you you might my problem is with the with
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With the control scheme and like I have my own sort of energy meter in the game where I'm just hearing
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Excuses now if I play it if I play it more than two times my I have diminishing return lay in the controller
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No, the computer's cheating Marco. Oh, yeah, it was a computer error now the ultimate
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No, I mean like obviously the tap interface. This is one of those games where the ultimate interface
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I feel like would be if I could hook up a d-pad or a joystick to this
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Suddenly the game would be a million times easier. So of course so part of the game is like, yeah
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You know part of the game is that the control scheme is not quite, you know
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because they they use tap to go forward but swipe for the other three directions and
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Frequently, I will initiate an action and get the wrong action
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Like basically it'll hop forward when I really meant to be a swipe back or to left or the right because the controls are not
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That precise but that's all part of the game. You know anyway
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Really, but when I do best is when I'm not paying attention
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Like I just I just sort of look absent-mindedly at the screen to run the algorithm and I'll find myself crossing into the hundreds
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And I'll notice I'm crossing to the hundreds get nervous and die, but really I only play two or three games
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And then I you know go back to the desert golfing or something. Yeah, I've actually been playing a lot of desert golfing
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It's amazing. Wait desert golfing? Crossy Road is a better game than desert golfing. I think we can say that
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I spent a lot more time in desert golfing. I'll tell you that I know I believe it
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But that's not I don't think it's I'm currently on hole 217. Yeah, I'm farther than that
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But I'm my of course you are my desert golfing score is not good. He's desert golfing is brutal
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Yeah, I'm at 743 strokes for being on hole 217. Yeah, I'm my score is just just terrible because like it's
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We should have a whole gaming section desert golfing is punishing and that like
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It's brilliant and pure in that you've launched the game you start playing and that's it when you relaunch the game puts you back to
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Where you were that's it. No saves no loading screen. No menus. No one do
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You can't even reset it. Can you know start it you can uninstall it and you can install it again
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Like that's it
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The game is the game the best thing would be like if they actually
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Stored your class it's toward your score and iCloud so that you couldn't even reset it, right?
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No, but then you need to have like it would be like sinking and everything
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It is just brutally like this is the game you are now playing in the game. Oh didn't like that stroke
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You never get it back. There's no mulligans. There's no one dude. There's no resetting. There's no anything
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It's just an endless desert scrolling from left to right and a terrible physics engine that is just filled to the brim with BS
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Because I cannot believe however they program that I mean you played it Marco like oh, you're not gonna roll down that hill
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Huh that doesn't make any sense
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It just like stops in the middle of one hill but any other hill it rolls down the entire thing slowly, right?
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and like even just the the physics of bouncing like the angle of incidence does not equal the
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Angle of reflection in any universe forget about sand simulation. It's just not even like accurate rigidbody physics. Oh, yeah
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total BS in this game and yet I
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Play it because you just launch it and what are you doing?
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you're getting the ball in the hole and you quit it whenever you want when you come back you'll be right where you left off and
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Yeah, I did 16 strokes in that hole because it was pissing me off
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But the next one I got a hole in one you just keep going
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Yeah, I love in fact speaking of Alan Pike on his on his video game pocket
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I believe it's called up up down down. Is that right? John? Yeah. Yeah
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Anyway, he interviewed the creator of this sometime recently and I listen to that
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I love how the guy even said like, you know
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Like you the first time you get a hole-in-one you expect like some kind of like congratulations and just nothing happens
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Like you gotta goes to the next hole. That's it. No different than any other score
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It is a lesson about life. This is really the next game
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We need to get John Roderick to play although I think he'll probably bounce off of it
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But if he ever comes out of his threes stupor desert golfing desert golfing can teach you something profound about life
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I think kind of in the same way that Demon's Souls can I absolutely love it Marco real-time follow-up?
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I now have 46 to your 43 so I can put the game down
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Did you hop over his name didn't you wasn't that fun? It didn't look like his name. It looked like
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Gobbledygook I assume you've never actually played Frogger or had heard of it before I mentioned it Casey
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I had heard of it you big jerk, but no I've never played it. Oh, I
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Think I've even seen the segment on Seinfeld and I didn't even watch Seinfeld
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That's where you know for our room. Yeah. Anyway, this is better than fuck
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Well that isn't hard.
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Now I can't concentrate on playing this stupid game.
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What have you done to me?
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Ugh, I hate you two.
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Just install Desert Golf, it will calm you back down.
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Desert Golfing, not Desert Golfing.
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Yes, sorry, Desert Golfing.
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I kept calling it Desert Golf too.
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People are going to search for it, they need to find it.
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Desert Golfing is, you pay money for it.
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And that's it.
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You pay money, you get the game.
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This is the game.
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Was it a dollar or two?
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You are now playing the game.
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I don't remember what it was.
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I have gotten so much enjoyment out of this game because I keep, and I know how, I've
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like how abusive it is and yet I keep playing it
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'cause it's like it is satisfying.
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And it, like the guy was saying, it's like,
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there's so many games that just,
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it's just like a constant like showering you with praise
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and with rewards of any time you do anything,
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you're amazing, here's some fireworks,
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you get a bonus coin for your cow.
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And it's like, this is, there's none of that.
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Like you just play the game and when you succeed
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in doing each hole, you just move on to the next hole.
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And the game is cruel and arbitrary and incorrectly programmed.
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But you love it.
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Just like life.
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The only thing that makes me mad about this game is that I didn't make it.
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Because this is like...
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I've always kind of wanted to make a game and...
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You could have made this.
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Yeah, and there's not a lot of games that I'm technically qualified to make.
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And I totally could have done this.
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And I just never thought of it.
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Well, the tricky part is the procedural generation with a twist of the levels.
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I think that is the...
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Because the genius of this game is it just goes on and on and on you're like how can it go on and on to?
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The human layout all these levels no it's procedurally generated, but not just is it yeah
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It is there's an article about X interview where it's it's procedurally generated, but not random
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So there is human influence over it somehow that like particular holes have certain attention paid to them
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I don't know the details he didn't reveal these else, but it's for the most part procedurally generated
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But with the human touch to you know when you're stuck on a hole that is particularly
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Difficult I always see the you know the touch of the human, you know screwing with you there, right?
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Like there's been like a like a big ramp up to the hole on both sides
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So you instantly roll off of anything and weird little ledges and so like so you can kind of see the human touch there
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But there's so many levels like, you know, did you even get up to the cactus yet? I don't know how where that there's a cactus
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Just keep playing okay, I will I mean I I actually enjoy this game it's crazy
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Like I said, I took so many friggin screenshots of that cactus. I
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I knew it was coming. There are other things out there in the distance too.
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I don't want to ruin what it is. It's not Frog Fractions, which you've both never heard of, but trust me, that's an apt comparison.
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So it is not Frog Fractions. Desert Golfing is the opposite of Frog Fractions. So just keep playing.
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The funny thing is, in the, like, nothing, the little thimbleful of game development I've done,
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one of the things I've done is a procedural terrain generator for a Scorched Earth style game.
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which is this style.
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I actually already have an algorithm to do that.
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And I don't have the things that make sure
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that the hole is reachable in some reasonable way.
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- Yeah, so that's what I'm saying.
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Procedural generator is dangerous
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'cause you could get unknowable holes,
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especially with this BS physics,
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you could get unknowable holes.
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- So you have to be careful.
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And the other thing is, so you procedurally generated,
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you hope you have rules so you don't make unknowable holes,
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but you have to play through them all to make sure.
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And that's the worst punishment of all.
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Wait, so like is my hole 203 the same as your hole 203?
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- Yes, yes, it's deterministic.
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There's a seed and everyone's levels look the same.
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Although he said he might change that in the future
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and might change some of the later levels.
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I won't tell you what later means,
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but you'll be depressed if you're in here.
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- Like over a thousand?
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- Just trying to-- - I'll keep going.
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I'm just gonna keep-- - Just trying not to think
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about, yeah.
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Like if I never uninstall this game,
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like I'll run this until it doesn't run
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on my phone anymore, right?
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It'll just keep going.
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Like the numbers will keep going up,
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the ball will keep going in the hole, I will keep getting angry at the physics.
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Well was it you John that tweeted about how YouTube has to go 64 bit now because of Gangnam
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Yeah, well I retweeted somebody that time.
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So it'll be the same thing.
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Oh and the view counter you mean?
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They're using signed 32 bit.
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Like animals.