66: Boiling A Pretty Big Lake
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Remember when Twitter was good?
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But God, the decisions that make it terrible.
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You know what I've noticed lately, by the way?
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Maybe I'm just waking up to five years ago, but I've done a couple of searches recently
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for hotels, like for WWDC and things like that.
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And I was looking at Facebook recently and they were putting in ads for the destinations
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I was searching for when I was not even anywhere near Facebook at the time, which is extremely
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Oh, that's the new internet. That's the modern privacy economy.
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So now I'm extremely… So the net effect from that is that if I do look at Facebook,
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I look at it and then I log the hell out because I feel like that makes a difference even though
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it probably doesn't.
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It doesn't, yeah. I mean, this is just like the boil the frog analogy. It's like, you
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know, at some point we all say, "Oh, we can't do this. This is too creepy." And
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And then, you know, six months later, that's fine.
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And then move on to the next creepy thing.
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And Facebook and Google and all these companies
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that make money based on how creepy they're willing to be
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will always get more and more creepy over time
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because that's how they will keep making money
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and keep staying ahead of each other and the competition
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and keep their numbers growing every quarter.
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It's a whole business built on
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how creepy are you willing to be?
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And if you take small enough steps,
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it's pretty easy to justify pretty much anything.
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- Anyway, you wanna do some follow up?
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Actually, since I brought it up, let me interrupt you by saying we have recorded this on Monday
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the 19th of May.
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And we did that because our schedules over the next couple of weeks are a little wild.
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But regardless of when we release this, if anything –
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Wacky wild, Casey.
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Something like that.
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Regardless of when we release this, if something we say sounds really, really stupid because
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of some news that has just recently come out, it's because we recorded this on Monday
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rather than our normal day.
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clearly that's why we sounded stupid and it couldn't possibly be because we actually said
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something stupid.
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Right, and that would be the only reason why we ever say anything stupid. It's only because
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we record the show a couple days before we post it usually. That's the only reason we
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ever get anything wrong.
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I'm not going to bring up finals. So, tell me about Beats headphones.
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So last week I kind of defended Apple's supposed acquisition of Beats, which we still don't
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know anything about and we still have no confirmation about, but I defended it basically saying
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that Beats is actually a really strong headphone brand and that their headphones, while they
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are not what audiophiles want in a headphone, they are very appealing to a lot of people.
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And well anyway, so today I actually spent the most time that I've ever spent with
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Beats headphones because I had to go back to the Apple store.
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Yeah, what's going on?
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Is it anything worth sharing?
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- No, the iPhone 5 sleep/wake replacement program.
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I wanted to get mine replaced because I want to have
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a very long life for development testing.
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So, anyway, so I went to go pick it up today.
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And you know, everything you do at an Apple store these days
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this is probably its own topic,
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but everything you do at an Apple store these days
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takes like 45 minutes.
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Because there are certain things that you can't really
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make appointments for,
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like picking up your phone from repair.
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There are other things that you can make appointments for
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if you're willing to make an appointment
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17 days ahead of time and then you get there and it doesn't really matter that you made the appointment because they are already backed
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Up and it still takes 40 minutes before anybody will see you like a doctor
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Yeah, and they do this weird thing where?
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The you go to the person well first you go to the person at the front door who seems to be doing nothing and they
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Tell you to go back to the to you know
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Ivan in the back or whatever and go register with Ivan back there with the line of people
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so you go in the store and you think you're getting somewhere then there's this big line of people behind some guy with an iPad and
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Eventually you get to him and you tell him what you need. All right here stand here at this table and wait and we'll have you
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Jerry come out and talk to you
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And so then then you stand and then you're like, all right. Well
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You know five ten minutes in like okay
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Can I can I move from this table like what will happen if I go look at the laptops over at that other table or go?
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Start playing with the headphones at the table over there
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And you kind of have to sit there standing around like waiting and playing this game like oh
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"Well, maybe I'll just go over there and listen for my name
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"and look for someone walking over there."
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It's a really weird experience.
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I definitely get the feeling that Apple retail stores
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are not only having trouble keeping up
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with the customer volume that they get,
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but not doing a very good job with the solutions
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they've come up with so far,
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with creating good experiences with people.
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I no longer enjoy going to the Apple store.
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It's getting closer and closer to going to the DMV
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in experience, quality, and things I would try to avoid.
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- But it's really because you're an East Coaster
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and we're too, I don't know, organized.
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And we like order too much.
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- Lines, we like lines.
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- Exactly, I don't know.
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Apple Stores are, to me, like the epitome of California.
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Hey man, it's cool, just wait here for a while.
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It'll be awesome.
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- Yeah, I've never enjoyed going to Apple Stores.
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I want to get in, I want to get out.
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And it's just, they make it impossible.
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It's like a game, you just have to try to get served.
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- Yeah, seriously.
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I will say that the Apple Store app
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that lets you buy things, that is really nice,
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but everything else about the experience
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is pretty crummy these days.
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Anyway, so I had some time for my pickup
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that's supposed to only take five minutes.
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I had probably a good 20 minutes in there,
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and I went back to the headphone tables
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I mentioned last week.
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Figured, well, you know, it was only two tables away
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from my designated spot where I was supposed to stand,
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but there was nothing.
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So I figured, you know, oh well, I'll see what goes on.
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And it turns out they did find me, it wasn't a big deal.
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So nice top tip for all you life hacks out there.
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So I got a chance to try all of the headphones they had.
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I made it a point to try every single one,
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So it was probably a total of, I don't know, maybe 20 sets, something like that.
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And the good thing is this time there was a song on most of the iPods.
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There was the Foo Fighters "Walk."
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Which is a great song from a great album from a great band.
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And the good thing about this song is that I actually knew it.
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Normally I go to the iPods in these stores and I don't know any of the songs on them.
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and they're all like, you know, crappy modern pop songs, which makes it very hard for me to judge sound quality.
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And I'm always afraid to plug my own iPhone in because it looks like the headphone cable had some kind of security attachment on it as well.
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So I never, I'm never willing to plug my own phone in to use my own music, so anyway.
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So I was able to compare this song that I know very well. I know how it's supposed to sound on good headphones.
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And it's a pretty rockin' song. It has a lot of bass, a lot of everything really.
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It's a very all over the spectrum kind of song.
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So it should give me a pretty good idea of how things sound.
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And I tried every headphone they had that worked,
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which is another problem,
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about a quarter of them just didn't work.
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A lot of them, they weren't plugged in maybe,
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or they had noise canceling and the batteries were dead,
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or whatever the case, doesn't matter.
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Most of them I was able to try.
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And the Beats had such an incredibly distinct sound.
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And by that I mean it was all bass, like all, all bass.
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It was shocking, like, you know, in this Foo Fighters song,
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in order to turn, I had to turn it down far enough
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that it wasn't blowing at my ears with bass,
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but at the volume, at like the highest bass volume
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I could tolerate for a sustained period,
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you could barely hear the words that were being said.
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Like the bass was so strong and the mid-range
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was like tucked down under everything,
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you could barely hear it.
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And it was really strange.
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And so I looked at a few other,
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I tried a few other sets and verified that
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they didn't just have a crappy version of the song,
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it wasn't some weird EQ setting in the iPod settings area
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or whatever.
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It was just that the Beats headphones really sounded bizarre
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and I don't know why anybody would want that.
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I said last week that people do like it.
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And that's true.
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I mean, I guess this is a lot of the same opinion I have
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when I drink Starbucks coffee.
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but man, it was rough.
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It was really rough.
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And I tried every other set they had too.
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And most of them, you know, like I tried all the Bose ones.
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They had Bose has this new line called like accurate sound
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or something, which was comical
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because it doesn't sound accurate at all.
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And there, you know, there's all sorts of,
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all sorts of like other, you know, luxury brands.
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There's Bang and Olufsen, there's B&W and not BMW,
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B-N-W and all these other things.
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And, oh, please BMW, never make headphones
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'cause they would probably be terrible.
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That would cause a conflict in my mind.
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So generally, I got the opinion,
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if you ever go into a Bang & Olufsen mall store,
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you get the feeling it's like a Bose store times 10
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where they have all these things around
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that they'll have this crazy expensive speaker dock,
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crazy expensive headphones,
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crazy expensive speaker tower fan thing
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and all these weird, bizarre, boutique electronics
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that are ridiculously expensive and kind of cool
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and gimmicky maybe, but probably not worth those prices.
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That's how the Apple Store is getting
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with all of its audio stuff.
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And to some extent it's always been this way,
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the Apple Store has never been a place
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where you could go buy audio file grade headphones
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or anything.
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But that is, that's how their entire headphone department is.
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It's these like two to $400 boutique, fancy,
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fashiony, marketing heavy brands that are not very good
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by most measures, but just cost a lot of money
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and are fancy.
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And I wonder, I hope this is wrong,
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but I'm a little scared this might be a future direction
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Apple takes or makes a bigger push into with their retail efforts, like becoming this fancy
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upscale boutique thing and other things.
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Apple has always had the reputation for being expensive and overpriced compared to other
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computers and we all know because we're informed on these matters that Apple computers really
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aren't that much more expensive than comparably priced other computers.
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which doesn't really have the kind of low end
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that everyone else will market.
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Apple just pretty much has the mid-range
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and high end of computers.
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In fact, really just the high end these days.
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And so Apple computers are not overpriced.
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They are expensive, but it's a good value.
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You get your money's worth for them.
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All the headphones they have in their store
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are not that way.
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They don't have that same like,
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okay, well, they're pricey, but it's worth it.
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They're pricey and it's not worth it.
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And it is just overpriced, kind of almost sham,
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marketing sheep kind of stuff.
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All the stuff that other fans accuse us of
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for being Apple sheep or fanboys or whatever,
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that's all, people who like the kind of headphone brands
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that Apple sells, those accusations are a lot more accurate
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for that and for the headphone business
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that Apple's doing now.
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And so I hope that Apple is not going to go further
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in that direction because it scares me
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because I think that would actually damage
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their overall brand because people would start associating
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Apple with, even more so, with overpriced stuff
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that's not actually worth its price.
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And for the rest of their products, that's not the case.
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- But people like those headphones though.
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People see the value in Beats headphones
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because they're cool, right?
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Whereas when you show them your Mac, you're like,
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"Well, I like it because of such and such
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"operating system and build quality and whatever."
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and they're like, meh.
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But you show them the Beats headphones
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and they don't care about the Soundclaw.
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They like them 'cause they're cool.
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It's like those $100 pair of jeans.
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The stores that sell $100 jeans,
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try to convince someone who bought a $100 pair of jeans
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that your $25 pair of Levi's is just as good.
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Like you won't.
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It's a different type of mindset of the experience.
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So I think the advantage that Beats has
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is that you don't have to convince a regular person
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that the Beats headphones are worth that.
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You do have to try to convince the regular person that your Mac is worth more than the
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$300 Dell laptop because they don't see that.
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We see the differences, but they don't.
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I don't know if that's necessarily true, though.
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I think that most people that don't have Macs would probably buy one and spend the hundreds
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and hundreds of dollars that they think extra.
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If a comparable PC is $500, the equivalent Mac in their minds is $1,000.
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I think a lot of people would spend that extra $500, so to speak, but the thing is it's $1,000
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they're spending to get this Mac, unlike spending just a couple hundred dollars on a pair of
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Like a couple hundred dollars is a lot of money, don't get me wrong, but it's a much
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more approachable luxury price point in the same way that there are probably many people
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that would, if they could, buy either a German luxury car or perhaps an Italian sports car.
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But as you keep going up this ladder, the jump from agreeable to really nice is tremendous
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and less and less and less affordable.
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Think about Air Jordans when we were kids.
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In the '80s and '90s, they were $100 in the '80s.
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That's easily the amount of Beats headphones that were Air Jordans better than a basketball
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plus shoe that costs half as much, probably not,
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without the Reebok pump.
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- Oh, I wanted some of those so bad.
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- Yeah, you know, you wanted them because they're cool.
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They got the charge, a Ridiculous Premium for them,
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and they were similarly priced to Beats headphones today,
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adjusting for inflation, depending on what, you know,
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particular model you were getting.
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- I have incredibly sad real-time follow-up.
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This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
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- Oh, the Beats BMW headphones, yeah.
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There actually is a pair of Beats BMW headphones,
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officially made by Beats licensed by BMW.
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Wow. I can't even imagine
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the level of douchitude required to wear those in public.
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But it's just it's just the BMW logo that adds that, though.
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Beats by themselves are just Beats.
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Once you add the BMW logo to it, it's like that's too much.
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Yeah, that's that's rough.
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That wow. Well, they have those didn't Porsche Porsche design did like
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hard drive enclosure for Lacey at some point.
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- Oh, please, Porsche and Ferrari are the worst
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when it comes to licensing their logo for use
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on everything under the sun.
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- But it wasn't a logo, it was like they designed,
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I didn't even think it had the Porsche logo on it.
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It wasn't like a car type thing.
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Porsche has a design studio.
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They did a laptop like that too.
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They didn't look bad.
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Anyway, those Beats headphones, it's just logo branding.
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All they did was stamp a BMW thing on there.
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- And probably triple the price. (laughs)
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- Well, it's on sale right now for only $150.
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Whoo, you couldn't pay me to wear those
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Before I get miserable as well anything else on beats?
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No, I think I think that's it just that the Apple store is a terrible place to buy headphones
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I will say by far the most comfortable pair of headphones there
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It was night and day difference most comfortable pair of headphones by far was the B&O H6
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Those like tan ones with like the white cups and the tan leather ear cups
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extremely lightweight, very, very comfortable.
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They were in a class of their own for comfort.
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Unfortunately, they were like three or $400
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and they didn't sound that good.
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But those were great.
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And all the other ones, like people kept asking,
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oh, did you try like the BMW P5 and P7?
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All the new Bose, the quiet comfort 15,
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the new accurate whatever, which is a hilarious name,
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all those things.
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Everything I tried sounded weird and disappointing to me
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in some way or another.
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A lot of people have asked me what they should buy
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instead of these things.
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I don't have one solid answer for that
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because it depends on what you're doing.
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I guess I'll write it up on my site sometime.
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But, and the challenge is that a lot of times
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the luxury, these luxury overpriced marketing brands
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will be better than the better sounding ones
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in some of those factors like comfort or convenience,
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noise isolation or like the clicker on,
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they'll have the iPhone clicker
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where some of the big ones won't.
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So it's tough.
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I can't just give one solid recommendation.
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I would say in general there's five or six solid models.
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I disagree with the wire cutter on a number of them,
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but for the most part,
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there's five or six good solid models.
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Like the AKG makes a bunch of good ones,
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Sony makes some good ones,
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Beyerdynamic or Byerdynamic, however you say it,
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I love their stuff.
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The DT 770s would be a really good pick, I think,
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which Casey's wearing right now.
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There's a number of really good ones
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that are not that expensive and are very good.
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But it depends on do you need them to be portable.
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Like for portable, if you're gonna be walking around
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and you want them to be folded up and pocketable,
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I haven't found anything better than the Sennheiser PX200 IIi
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which is unfortunate because it's mediocre
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in all other regards except portability,
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but it destroys everything else in portability.
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Like everything that's not an earbud, it's way better.
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But anyway, if you can wear in-ear monitors or earbuds
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without a lot of discomfort like what I have,
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by all means do that because they're way more practical.
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You can fold them up and put them in your pocket
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and everything.
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I just can't wear those, so you know,
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I'm stuck with full-size headphones, but oh well.
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Anyway, before we move on to anything else,
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we should talk about our first sponsor.
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It's a new sponsor this week.
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It's called Dash.
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It's thedash.com/atp.
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That's thedash.com/atp.
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Dash is run by a really nice guy
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who I met last year, and I can't tell you why,
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but he did a really nice thing for me.
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Anyway, so this is thedash.com.
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Now he's a paying sponsor, and his site is even better now
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than it was last year, and it's really great.
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They've done a lot of good work here.
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So Dash is real-time dashboard for your website,
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your business, your life.
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It's an online dashboard, and it has all these little
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widgets, it's almost like a more deluxe, more robust
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hosted version of Panix Status Board as like a web app.
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And so it's really quite good.
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So go to thedash.com/atp to see what I mean.
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They have a bunch of different widgets pre-built for you.
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You can build your own widgets.
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They integrate with lots of third party services.
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You can do things like watch your server statuses
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or watch the weather, watch the news,
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analytics kind of things for your services
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or for your products, whatever you can get.
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You can also set up variations of your name
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to get like vanity searches, your product name,
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your company name, you can search Twitter, Google News,
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all sorts of great stuff.
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They also have, you can customize all these widgets.
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They support Apple TV, it'll look good there,
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look good on a Chromecast if you AirPlay it
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or send it to Chromecast.
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And all this stuff is really,
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you gotta just log in and try it out.
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And the good thing is you can log in for free.
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You can sign up with just an email, free accounts,
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you can get one private dashboard,
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and you can also create public dashboards.
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It's kind of like GitHub where the public model is free
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and then if you want private ones,
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like for your internal company use
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that you wanna keep private,
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you get one for free and if you have a pro account
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for just 10 bucks a month,
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you can have unlimited private ones if you want.
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But everybody gets unlimited public dashboards.
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So check it out.
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Go to thedash.com/atp.
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Really great thing here and check it out.
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Great guy behind it and I've tried it.
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It's pretty fun to play around with
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and you can make some pretty cool dashboards.
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Thanks a lot to Dash at thedash.com/atp
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for sponsoring our show.
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- He made dashboards on that page.
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I take a look at, he's got one for each one of us.
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This looks really nice.
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- Yeah, this does look awesome.
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- Yeah, yeah, I mean, he's a fan.
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He actually bought a few sponsorships.
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I think we have him for the next three weeks.
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So yeah, he's a fan of the show.
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He's been following us for a long time,
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and so we thank him very much.
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This is really cool stuff.
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- You know, I love that for each of these dashboards,
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there's an image and for John,
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it's I believe the correct toaster.
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- That is the correct one.
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- I was gonna say from my eyes, it looks right.
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- See, attention to detail.
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- For mine, it's a white BMW as,
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well, that could be silver, but it looks white to me, BMW.
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For yours, it's a picture of yourself,
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which I just think is a hysterical commentary
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on what the three of us think is important.
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- Yep, this guy's such a fan, thank you.
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He needs to add hypercritical.co to my server status widget.
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This looks really nice.
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Well, you can try it for free if you want to be public.
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Yeah, we should move our download stats to this.
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Anyway, all right.
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So we have a little bit more follow up about net neutrality.
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Yeah, this was just an article today
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that reminded me of our past discussions of net neutrality.
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It's by-- these guys confuse all the time,
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so I wrote his name-- Ben Thompson.
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He's a Strategery guy, or Stratechery
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if he's given up on Strategery, but I still like Strategery.
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It's about net neutrality and it touches on some of the things that we mentioned in the last show
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about how there are tech companies that are lobbying Washington for their interests in net
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neutrality debate, and then there are the ISPs and all the other companies lobbying on the other side
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of this, and they're spending way more money than the tech companies. And this article basically
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says that we shouldn't all be as cynical as we are about making changes.
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Don't just assume, oh, we're never going to win or whatever.
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Because if we do that, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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And I don't want to ruin the little arc of this article.
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It's kind of short, but you should read it.
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He describes some of his personal experiences
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and how he says, despite his personal experiences,
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it's important for all of us in the tech community not to give up on this
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and not to be like, well, nothing's ever going to change, so why bother?
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And particularly highlights the phenomenon of us doing that well, nothing's gonna change
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Why bother and then waiting for some terrible bill to come up or for some terrible thing to be proposed?
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And then everyone gets angry all of a sudden on the internet and like fills out these little petition forms
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And I do this as well like, you know
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just tries to rally people on twitter and
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Use hashtags and do whatever you can and write your congressperson and call them
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to try to stop whatever is like at the last minute, right and
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his comparison is like, that's what we're doing.
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And the other people have been lobbying Washington
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steadily for 10 years.
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And so our strategy of waiting until the last minute
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and get all angry, it becomes less and less effective
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as everyone gets bored of our anger.
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So I mean, I'm actually even a little bit more cynical
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than this article in that I think that even if we all
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have the right attitude, the bottom line is
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if we don't have the same number of zeros
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before the decimal point and the amount of money
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that we're throwing into Washington,
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it doesn't really matter.
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So maybe that's the next level of cynicism
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that he has to shake me out of,
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but I thought it was a good article
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and I think everyone should read it.
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We'll put it in the show notes.
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- All right, so something we didn't get a chance
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to talk about last week and perhaps even a week or two
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before that is that Nintendo is not having a good time.
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- Yeah, this keeps floating around the notes.
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I don't know if there's that much to add.
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I mean, I think the reason it went in there
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because they announced some financial results which were bad and they made some projections
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about how many Wii U consoles they think they're going to sell this year and it's not a lot.
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And it's causing everyone to think about Nintendo again and I don't think anything has changed other
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than us knowing now that the things that Nintendo has tried to do and seems to be trying to do
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aren't working or at least they aren't working yet. I wrote something about this on
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a hypercritical like a while back about Nintendo in crisis.
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I went back and reread that.
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And I think it basically that that's still my opinion.
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It doesn't nothing has changed.
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The Nintendo has the ability to get themselves out of the funk that they're in
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because the whole thing was based on a premise that if
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if there's no longer a market for devices that mostly play games,
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Nintendo is screwed.
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But if there is a market for devices that mostly play games,
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then they have a chance.
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And so there definitely is a market for things that just play games
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because the PlayStation 4 is selling like crazy, and Xbox One is selling pretty well
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as well, although they're kind of changing their strategy to try to keep up with the
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PlayStation 4. And even the 3DS isn't doing that terribly, but the Wii U is doing terribly.
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But anyway, the point is that it's not as if no one is buying things that mostly play
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games. People are still buying them, it's still a big market, Nintendo has the ability
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to get themselves out of their current crisis, they're just not doing it. So that was just
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a you know, not necessary, but not sufficient again.
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But it's a precondition for them getting out.
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And so the question is, what do they do at this point?
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Do they just keep trying to release games for the Wii U
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and hope that some game catches on and people buy them like the Wii U
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was kind of in the classic death spiral where they don't sell a lot of consoles,
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which means the third party developers aren't going to bother making a game
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games for it, because even if you sold to 100 percent of Wii U owners,
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which you're never going to do, there would still be a small number.
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And because there's no third-party games people have less and less reason to buy a Wii U and just goes down down down
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So I don't know what they can or should do Mario Kart 8 is coming out soon. Mario Kart 8 is getting great reviews
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Everyone says it's a great game. Is that gonna sell more Wii U consoles?
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Probably not. I mean
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It's the same choice they had before either make games that make people buy Wii U consoles
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And if you if third parties won't do it
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You got to do it yourself or figure out what your next thing is
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I think Nintendo has enough money and stamina and corporate will to weather the storm of the terrible
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Wii U sales and figure out what they're gonna do next and hopefully
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Hopefully by the time they make their next move with either the next console or revision of the Wii U or whatever
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We haven't passed through the period of time during which game mostly or game only hardware is something that people want to buy
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So if you were Nintendo, what would you do? Can I go back in time to have a time machine or not?
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If you took over today and you had enough political power
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To to push through any change or initiative you you want it to what would you do?
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I would start working on my next console which will be comparable in power to the
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Competitive consoles and I would do basically what Sony did this generation
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Which is look at what you did in the past generation and what everyone hated you for?
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What the developers are pissed off at you about what their pyres pissed off with you about get all those people in the room
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Have them all tell you what what you did wrong and how how your actions have hurt them
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and then sort of like an intervention and then take that information and fix all those mistakes.
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Sony did an amazing job with the PlayStation 4 and the PlayStation 3 had all sorts of problems. It was late,
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it was expensive, it was a weird architecture,
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third parties didn't like it,
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you know, and so for the PlayStation 4 they brought all those people together and said just tell us what do you think we should do?
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And they listened to them.
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They actually listened, you know, instead of being like, oh, we know what the best thing is and the place,
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that's one of the reasons the PlayStation 4 is doing so much better. It was relatively inexpensive,
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They didn't commit lots of money to a motion control accessory of dubious value like Microsoft did.
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They made the architecture much nicer for developers. They worked on their dev tools.
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They were nicer to third parties and their reward is they're the clear leader in this generation of
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consoles. So Nintendo needs a console that is on the same hardware level as whatever its competitors
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are going to be. That's the price of entry where you can say, "Okay, at the very least
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we can convince EA to give us, you know, the next iterations of all its games.
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And like, you know, like make it make it a no brainer for people to port to you.
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Like, well, we're making a cross platform game.
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It's easy enough to port it to whatever the new Xbox is, whatever
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the new PlayStation is and whatever Nintendo's console is.
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And for two generations now, they've been out of that conversation
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and they're getting farther and farther out of the conversation.
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Whenever you're going to make a new game, you're going to be like,
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well, we're going to make it for Microsoft console, Sony console.
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And then maybe like a year later, we'll think about making some terrible cut
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down port to go on Nintendo's console.
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Last generation they didn't need the third party support because of the the magic of the Wii-mote and waggling your wrists and Wii Sports and all that good stuff.
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This generation they didn't pull it off, their novelty with the gamepad was not enough to get people on board and they're in sort of a death spiral.
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So the next generation they can't, they got to make competitive hardware. And if they can't make competitive hardware, this isn't optional for them.
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They said, "Oh, they should get out of the hardware business." If they can't make competitive hardware and decide they're not going to be in the hardware business,
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I guess they should partner with somebody like this is not my first choice, but I think about this a lot
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It's like if this is not in Nintendo's wheelhouse to ever do hardware anymore
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You know go over to Sony and say we really like what you've done with your hardware
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How would you like it if we teamed up on the next console and made sort of a joint Sony Nintendo console worth into that?
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Nintendo had some influence on the hardware and it was you know
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Amazing great hardware that had lots of power was inexpensive and innovative and maybe had a VR headset or whatever
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And then all the Nintendo franchises will be exclusively on that console
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Again, I don't put that as my first choice
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But I spend a lot of time thinking about it because I I look at the PlayStation 4 and I say
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How great would it be if I knew that?
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Nintendo was right now working on a Zelda game for that console and they're not they're working on it for the Wii U which is
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Gonna be I'll enjoy it as well and it'll be interesting
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but it's kind of a shame that they're gonna be that constrained when the
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Contemporary consoles have so much more power so that's what I do
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I would get working on the next console and make it competitive.
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So if Nintendo gets in a really bad place, they continue marching down the hardware
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path and that continues to go poorly.
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And now they're legitimately starting to, to, you know, circle the drain.
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Does Apple buy them?
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No, I hope that that would be like terrible.
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I, I would not want Apple to buy them because Apple doesn't, Apple slot into games.
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But what if they want to be?
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I don't know if you can you know, it's it's part it's either part of your culture or it's not.
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I'm not going to say that Apple doesn't get games, but.
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You know, it's it's like the what he called the terrible book from the 90s,
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he's just not that into you. Apple, that's one of the notes in my notes,
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that Apple and games, he's just not that into you like they're doing. Apple's just not that
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into games like that. They like them on their platform, the fun and everything.
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But all the other gaming companies, Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo.
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have people in positions of power who are really into games, who love games, who live and breathe
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games. Like that is the same thing with any movie studio. Yeah, there's going to be a bunch of
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bureaucrats and suits at movie studios, but there's also going to be people who love movies and movie
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studios. You need to have that. Not everybody. There's going to be some stuff shirts and everything
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to it. You need to have people. Same thing with car companies, the car guys who just love cars.
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You absolutely need to have them. And thus far, I'm not convinced there is anyone high up in any
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any position of power that has that passion for games at Apple, which is fine.
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Like, Apple doesn't have to be a game company, but I would not want them to buy Nintendo.
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Yeah, I think it's pretty clear that not only is Apple not caring about games, I don't think
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they respect games. Like, I said this before a long time ago, so I'll just go over the quick
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version, but basically, if you look at Apple's history of how they treat games on their platforms,
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both on the Mac and on iOS.
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On the Mac they basically said,
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"Eh, we're never gonna do anything
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"to really make games easier or possible
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"to bring in this platform in a competitive way."
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On iOS, games came there anyway for other reasons
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and Apple found themselves in the position
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of all of a sudden being in a really pretty powerful
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and pretty important position in the gaming world
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almost accidentally.
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And the way they've treated it since then
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has really just been kind of patronizing.
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Like Game Center is one of the best examples of this.
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And just like the mediocrity that Game Center is,
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together with the design that it had at first,
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does it still look like that in 7 or do they?
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- It's in 7 it's got these bubbles and stuff.
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Like every game that I have in a Game Center integration,
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it makes it worse.
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Like when I play Letterpress,
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I'll get a notification in Letterpress that someone's moved,
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and then I will, you know, swipe
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and Letterpress will be the front most app.
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I'm not swiping on the notification, I'm just swiping to reveal letterpress as the frontmost
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app. And I can sit there and stare at it and like, oh, well, it said there was a move,
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but I don't see it yet. And my solution is always go, you know, hit the home button,
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then go back into letterpress. Then maybe it will load the move. Like it's stuff like that. It's like
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no progress indication, long waiting times, a notification comes through, but the game doesn't
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know about it yet. Like what? I mean, it's, it's great that Lauren didn't have to write all this
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code himself and it probably really helped him get out a game that was popular. And so it's good for
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for developers, but as a player,
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I hate it when the little Game Center banner comes down
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and causes a hitch in frame rate.
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I hate it when Game Center tells me there's a move,
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but I launch the game and it doesn't show the move
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immediately and I have no progress indication.
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And there's so many games with integration like this
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that I can't say, well, it's just because that developer
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didn't integrate with Game Center properly.
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It just, it makes games worse.
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- Yeah, it's always been, it's been like this,
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I got the feeling that Steve Jobs might have,
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this might have been like a Steve thing where
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they would use like cheesiness and kitsch to kind of patronize and like just just pay lip service to
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things they didn't really care about that that they were being forced to address in some way
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you know or you know for some reason like they would try to appropriate you know the success
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of gaming to do their oh let's this fun little game center like like you can kind of tell like
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Not only was their heart not in, but they don't really like it.
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And it just, it, I don't know, it resulted in this attitude that was very clearly like,
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obviously Steve doesn't give a crap about games and that shows in the product, right? And it seems
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in all the changes in Apple, you know, in the last few years, I haven't seen anything regarding
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games change for the better? I think they're trying. It's just that they don't know the
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right things to do. It would be as if the music application or whatever, the thing that you play
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music on your iOS device, as if it had a theme like a music room and there was little batons
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for conducting and there was little musical staffs and a little guy with a tuxedo as the conductor.
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They understand it so much more see like it's it's not just the theme
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it's the idea that there needs to be this kind of window dressing like that games are a
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Diversion and like almost every app is more serious the photo app is more serious
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They're like they understand like photos are an important thing and we weren't we're not gonna sort of
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Put like a weird photo theme on there
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I mean iOS 7 has helped with that a lot like the old ones were a little bit more
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Skeuomorphic and everything, but it's just the whole idea that gaming as a realm
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Needs to have some different treatment because games are this other thing and no one is really seriously into game
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Whereas music is like, oh you're really into music. We would never want to screw up
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We want to show the album art big we want to have a nice efficient application because music is important
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And you want it to be powerful and have you know?
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increase the capability so you to get your music anywhere enjoy it and show people enjoying it and
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Games, it's like I mean there are casual gaming type of company. So when they show people playing games, they're like
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you know, shaking their iPod touch around and some kid is playing some little game.
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"Wow, look at that car, vroom, vroom!" But Game Center itself doesn't acknowledge how serious
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and what an important part of people's lives. And for that matter, I think iBooks kind of
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doesn't acknowledge how important books are in people's lives because they're kind of like,
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a little bit of the old version of iBooks anyway, a little bit of the,
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"You have to feel like you're in an old, musty library, otherwise books don't count."
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Well, and you know, with Game Center, it's very much about compartmentalization. It's like,
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"Let's take this world of games that's happening all around us accidentally, and we're gonna
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clean all this mess up and just kind of shove it in this drawer over here. All you game
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things, you can stay in here. We don't really want you to seep out." Same thing with Newsstand.
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Newsstand is exactly in the same position, if not even worse, because Apple's like, "Okay,
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well we have this, we will benefit if magazine and newspaper people make their apps here
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instead of making websites and we'll benefit from that.
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And we want it to look good for our platform.
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So we're gonna make this little newsstand area,
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exactly the same thing, like this cheesy, kitschy,
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condescending skeuomorphism that started out
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in previous versions and then in 7,
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it really didn't get a lot better.
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Actually, in many ways, a newsstand is significantly worse
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than iOS 7 and there's no more wooden shelves.
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but now it's even more invisible
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and there's all sorts of other problems with it.
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And it's like Apple just takes the things
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that they don't wanna really see,
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that they don't want to be prominent
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and creates areas for them to be segregated
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and tucked away and hidden.
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Because to them, it's like this is this sloppy, dirty,
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juvenile or evil world of games or magazines respectively.
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Yeah, and like iOS is not, it's a platform for certain kinds of games, but it's not for
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the kinds of games that Nintendo does well, and those are the types of games I like to
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Like, you know, console games, handheld games, games that are really deep, really rich, that
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have physical controls, that, you know, and VR games may be a separate thing entirely,
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because that's, the industry is experimenting with VR now, and Sony's got their own headset
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coming out, Nintendo could possibly do something interesting in that direction, we don't know
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how well that's going to work out.
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Is Apple going to have headset support for its iOS devices?
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Maybe they will.
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Maybe that'll be the way games get into it.
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But for now, all iOS games are things where you tilt your device or you touch your screen.
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And that is a fairly narrow range of things.
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And the games that I've traditionally done on Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft platforms
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are still really popular.
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Just look at the sales numbers for the PlayStation 4 and the Xbox One.
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People still want to play them, and you can't play them on iOS devices.
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So it's like, why should Apple be interested in getting that serious about games when it
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doesn't have a hardware platform you can play them on?
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I mean, someday if they wake up and decide to turn Apple TV into a game console, maybe
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then we'll have something going on there, but that hasn't happened so far.
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Well, even like last year, they added the game controller framework to iOS 7, which
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lets other it's like they could have just like gone the extra step, made their own official
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controller attachment for their iPhones or iPod touches.
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Why didn't they do that?
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And the answer I think is because they just don't care that much or they weren't that
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confident in the idea or whatever the case may be.
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They didn't want to bother with that.
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They didn't want to tarnish their product line with this cheesy little game controller
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They want, "Okay, we will make an API that will of course, if you want to make your own,
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you can and of course you'll have to pay us to make your own."
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But that's another thing entirely.
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And of course the reality which anybody could have told them
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anybody who has ever played video games ever in their life
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could have told them if the first party vendor
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doesn't have like an official hardware add-on
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nobody will buy it.
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Even official hardware add-ons like the Kinect
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like usually those fail.
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Like you know there was like this,
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like we talked about a few episodes ago
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the 32X, the Sega CD, the Jaguar CD attachment,
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the TurboGrafx CD attachment,
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all these hardware add-on things in the old console world
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that almost all failed.
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- Well, not all of them.
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- I said almost.
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- What was the memory pack for the Nintendo 64?
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I forget what that was.
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- Well, that's 'cause it came with Perfect Dark.
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- Yeah, because they bundled it with a game, yeah.
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And the same thing with the Rumble pack.
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They bundled with Star Fox.
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But even the Kinect, the original Kinect,
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that had a pretty good sell-through for a peripheral.
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People made games that supported the Kinect,
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which is fairly unprecedented.
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- Yeah, that was remarkable and very unusual.
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- But it was certain dance games and stuff
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that you couldn't do without the Kinect.
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They weren't bundled with the Kinect.
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You'd have to buy the Kinect and buy that.
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And a lot of people bought,
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I think Apple would be overjoyed if,
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well, I don't know if they would be overjoyed,
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but anyway, it would be,
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have you ever seen anyone using one of those controllers
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attached to an iOS OS?
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I've still never seen one in the wild.
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And so that makes me think that they're not selling a lot of those devices, and let alone
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games that require them or take advantage of them.
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Like none of those are really, like, I don't even know if it's financially feasible to
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make a high quality game and say, "Oh, by the way, to play this game you need to have
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a controller accessory."
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And then the other problem is, the economics of the App Store are such that, I mean, there's
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lots of, that could be a whole show of discussing the problems of economics in the App Store
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for developers.
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But in this particular area, one of the problems is if you make a game that requires a game
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pad, you've cut down your market size so substantially that, you know, suppose 1% of
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iPhones sold in the past year, you know, 1% of those also bought game pads.
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That's probably extremely optimistic.
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I bet the number is nowhere near that.
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But let's say it was 1%.
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Well, that means you're also cutting your audience down, you know, by 99% by making
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game that requires it in a market where the only way to make any money at all is through
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massive volume. That's a terrible, it's just a terrible situation. It's never going to
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That reminds me of the other story that I alluded to earlier. I don't know if you guys
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heard about that. Microsoft is unbundling, making a version of the Xbox One that you
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can buy without the Kinect 2.
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Yeah, I'd heard that.
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Yeah, and that's kind of a shame, but it's kind of, I mean, in the face of Sony's sales,
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I guess they felt like they had to do something.
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I believe they're still keeping the SKUs
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that have it bundled,
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but they want to make a cheaper one without it.
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Bottom line is not a lot of games are coming out
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that require the Kinect that are compelling enough
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for someone to want to pay an extra $100 for the console.
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So they're like, all right, well, here's a version.
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We'll shave some money off the price.
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You don't have to buy the Kinect with it.
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And it's kind of a shame because I think the Kinect
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was an interesting idea.
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I think the second version of it
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is way better than the first.
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and you could do interesting things with it.
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It's just that because they're selling
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so much fewer consoles than Sony is,
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they feel like they have to make this move.
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And it's really like, I don't know how I feel about it
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because in many respects,
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like if they had just launched in every country,
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instead of launching in like,
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Sony's in way more countries than there.
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I think Microsoft's in like 13
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and Sony's in like 50 or something like that.
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If their rollouts have been equal geographically,
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Maybe the race would have been closer
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in terms of sales numbers,
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and they could have stayed the course,
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but instead, because they're behind,
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they want to have a way to catch up.
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But once you open that door,
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once you say that it's possible
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that there's any Xbox One out there without the Kinect,
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forget about it in this generation,
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having some game that someone's gonna put tons
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and tons of money behind,
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that's gonna be like a tractor that pulls,
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that shows everyone how amazing the Kinect is,
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because like Marco said, now all of a sudden,
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you have to look at the ratios.
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It used to be, I could sell into 100% of the Xbox One market
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if I made a Kinect game.
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And now it's like, oh, it's 99%, 98%, 97%.
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Like, depending on how that SKU sells without the Kinect,
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the number's probably just gonna go down and down.
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- And also, in the console world, it's very important,
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as you said earlier, to be cross-platform.
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You know, with these games having such massive budgets
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to be competitive, if you can't be on PlayStation and Xbox,
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it's gonna hurt pretty big time.
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You know, that's gonna hurt a lot.
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- Well, the Kinect games are always trying
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to be the exclusives.
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Like, you know, yeah, of course you can't port the same
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because no one else has the amazing Kinect.
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And same thing with Sony with VR.
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If Microsoft doesn't have a VR headset and Sony does, Sony's got to get people to make
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VR games or ports, VR ports of games, and those are not going to be able to be on the
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Microsoft console.
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And Sony, if you sell, again, if you sell the most hardware, you're in the power position.
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It's like, who cares if you can put your game on Microsoft or Nintendo's consoles?
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We have sold X number of million consoles, you're doing fine.
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Nintendo can't even get those people to answer their calls.
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And Microsoft, it tries to make that same argument for the Kinect.
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People go like, we've looked at how well Kinect games sell
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in the previous generation and the current one.
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And it's not just about addressable market.
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It's about the fact that no one has found a way to make a game
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that will sell millions of copies for, you know, the Kinect.
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Like, I hope Microsoft keeps trying.
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I hope what they've done can combine with VR stuff,
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can combine with the game pad stuff that Nintendo's done.
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Like there is the making of some great next generation gaming experiences
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down the line with all the technology that everyone has experimented with in the past two generations.
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- So we should probably talk about things
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that are probably gonna happen during WWDC.
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- Think there's gonna be a keynote?
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- There's gonna be a keynote, there's gonna be Odwalla,
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Marco's gonna complain about the fact that Odwalla has bananas in almost all of them.
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Now, do you think they're gonna bring back my flavor?
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All I care about is that there's Mango Tango.
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If there's Mango Tango, I'm happy.
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That's all I care about.
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We had a very interesting email a little over ten days ago, and it was an anonymous email
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that went via the feedback form.
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And the message is, "iOS 8 wishlist."
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And then there's a series of items.
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and a series of items. This person did not specify who they are, didn't specify
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if they're knowledgeable about anything, didn't specify any really anything at
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all other than to say that they need to be anonymous. For now. It said "Anon for
00:49:53
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now." So it basically has no credibility. However, I think it's an interesting list.
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Agreed. And so what I thought I'd do is kind of start calling out the items on
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this list and we'll talk about the ones that we think are worth talking about and then
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we'll just blow by the ones that we don't think are very interesting.
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So with that in mind, in the yes column, health book, monitor heart rate, VO2 level.
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I'm not sure why it's VO2.
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I'm assuming that's oxygen level?
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Yeah, is that like a virtual oxygen?
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Unless it was a fat-fingered CO2 level.
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Anyway, hydration level, sleep, and steps.
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What do we think?
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- I mean, I think there's been enough smoke
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around the health book thing that it's probably correct.
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- You know, the details of which things are included,
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I mean, steps and sleep can both be tracked by motion,
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that's easy, you know, hydration,
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hydration O2 and heart rate,
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that would require some kind of extra sensor
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that we don't know about yet,
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so that's probably a question mark or a maybe.
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- No, we know about it, it's gonna be the earbuds.
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No, that was fake.
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I know, I know, I'm kidding.
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As opposed to this email, which is impeccably sourced
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as a random person who typed things into a feedback form.
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Yeah, exactly.
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For the record, I was kidding.
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I knew that was fake.
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But yes, I would say the health book thing is plausible.
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The details of it we don't really know for sure,
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but it's certainly plausible.
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Oh, we didn't even talk about that in the Nintendo thing,
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how one of their strategies to get them out of their funk
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was going to be health-related apps, which seems to be--
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everyone seems to be doing this these days, the fact
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that we have the technology, the networking, and the last piece we need is the sensors
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and Fitbit has been sort of the spearhead into this, into health monitoring for individuals.
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It seems to be reasonably popular and have positive results for people, so Apple getting
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into it doesn't surprise me.
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And of course, we've all seen all the screenshots of the health book looking app and stuff.
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This is just an iOS 8 wish list, so we can't talk about whether Apple's going to have any
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any devices like this where they're gonna launch this
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kind of like the M7 without any accompanying hardware.
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It's like, oh, well, our phone has this,
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then these new APIs and so on and so forth,
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and then third parties will make sensors for it,
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or is it gonna integrate with the iWatch later, or, you know.
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But I think it's a pretty sure bet
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that some health monitoring stuff
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is gonna be in iOS 8 software-wise.
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- I agree, and I'm very curious to see what sensors,
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if any, will be provided for this.
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By the way, real time follow up, V02 is apparently aerobic capacity.
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Thank you KJ Healey, friend of the show.
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It's for volume, right?
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So thanks for that KJ Healey.
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Next, transit in the maps app, in the Apple Maps app.
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I would suspect this would be something they would do because they got dinged on it or
00:52:47
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they continually get dinged on it.
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But I think we talked about, maybe it wasn't us, but somebody talked about it on one of
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the podcast I listen to, about how hard that is.
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Because to normalize all this disparate data
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across gazillion cities across the planet
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is not an easy task.
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And given that Apple does so well
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with normalizing all the data on their map themselves,
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I'm not really too confident they're gonna get this right.
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But it seems plausible.
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- I think that's something that they want to do,
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whether they're ready in time.
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Like I think they're more cautious
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about rolling out something half-baked at this point.
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But-- - Especially in Maps.
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- Yeah, on the maps effort, Apple seems committed
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and they did not have a good initial showing.
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And hopefully they're learning that the only way to do this
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is to do what Google does.
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You're not boiling the ocean,
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but you're boiling a pretty darn big lake.
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And that's what they have to end up doing.
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You gotta put bodies in the ground.
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You gotta put resources towards this.
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It's a super big pain.
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You can't half-ass it.
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You gotta, there's no shortcut.
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So, and the transit is like, oh, the shortcut will be
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that we'll just have third parties do it.
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It's a third party opportunity.
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And people are like, no, we don't like that shortcut.
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Google has transit, you don't, you suck.
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So I really hope that this is true
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that they're working on transit.
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As for whether it's ready in time for a WOEC announcement,
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I'm not sure.
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- Yeah, all right, on device Siri.
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- See that, I would love to see that.
00:54:12
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So I assume what this means is that the dictation
00:54:16
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would take place on the device,
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which Android and Windows Phone already do,
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and so do Macs, actually,
00:54:23
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and just not iOS devices yet, right?
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There's still no way to do it on iOS?
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- That's right as far as I know.
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However, isn't the download on OS X
00:54:30
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something like a little shy of a gig?
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- Yeah, it's like 800 megs, something like that.
00:54:34
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- So given that Apple is ridiculously obsessed
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with continuing to offer eight and 16 gig devices, really?
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I mean, it seems like that'd be a lot of space
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to take up on some devices
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that really don't have enough space.
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- Well, it would probably just be an optional download then,
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just like it is on Mac.
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'Cause how many people actually would care enough
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to use that?
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Probably a minority, but for those people,
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it would be really nice to have.
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- They're gonna need to concentrate on getting
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their server-side implementation up to snuff
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before worrying about adding another implementation
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Like, because the problem with Siri is not that,
00:55:11
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oh, it does everything over the network,
00:55:12
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because for phone people,
00:55:13
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like the size of data that it's transferring
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is not that big, it's just the server's gotta be responsive.
00:55:18
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They have to be available, they have to respond quickly.
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You can't talk, record something, send it to the server,
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wait, and get a response to say,
00:55:25
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"Oh yeah, forget it, we couldn't talk to the server.
00:55:27
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"Sorry about that, try again later."
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Like that is unacceptable.
00:55:30
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And so I don't think that experience of going to a server,
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it would be all that terrible
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if it just worked reliably and quickly.
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And so hopefully that's where
00:55:38
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they're concentrating their effort.
00:55:39
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I don't use Siri enough to know
00:55:41
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whether it's getting worse or better or whatever,
00:55:42
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but anytime that fails for one of those,
00:55:45
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"Yeah, you said a bunch of stuff and we recorded it,
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but we couldn't make connect the dots."
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"Yeah, I know you have a net connection.
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It just didn't work out, sorry."
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Anytime that happens, it's bogus.
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And I'm not ready for them to say,
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"Well, actually we have a second implementation
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that's all on device and you don't have to worry
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about the network.
00:56:02
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You just have to worry about memory usage and storage area
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and whether this on device thing works."
00:56:08
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And again, it's another area where Google has on device
00:56:12
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stuff working and their servers respond faster.
00:56:14
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So this list reads more like a list of areas
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where Apple needs to improve.
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I guess it's a wishlist.
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Like every area where they need to improve,
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they should improve in all those areas.
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But I don't see them going for on-device Siri.
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I would rather see them address the server-side stuff
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because I don't think it's that crazy for phones anyway,
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to just say, "Yes, it's all server-side.
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Don't worry about it.
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We'll get the data through.
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It's not a lot of data.
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We'll just make sure our servers are all available and fast."
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- Yeah, I mean, certainly that would be nice.
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I mean, I would prefer they give us both, really.
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Having on-device dictation, like, you know,
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have the servers still do the smarts of like,
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okay, we know what you said,
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but then what do you mean by that?
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Like, that's obviously an area
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where the server-side infrastructure could benefit a lot
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from continuing to be server-side with both resources
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and with, you know, just updating the information
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that it has and learning and stuff like that.
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You know, that's very much like a big data problem.
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they need big data to do it.
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The actual dictation though,
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while dictation does benefit from the big data approach,
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you can also do a pretty good job
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just having something local,
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as you know by using all the Dragon stuff.
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- Yeah, you need more RAM for that
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as I think Casey pointed out.
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Like that's hardware wise,
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I mean the excuse has always been,
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well more RAM requires more power
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and it's a battery thing and blah, blah, blah,
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but jeez, I mean forget about the storage
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which we've already complained about,
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16, 32, 64, eternal trinity.
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You gotta get more RAM.
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You gotta get more RAM on these devices.
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You got like people, it's just, it's unacceptable.
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One gigabyte is not enough.
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And so like having more RAM,
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and if they can deal with the battery stuff,
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I think that would open the door for on-device,
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what you're talking about, on-device.
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Like I'll just figure out the text version of what you said
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and send the text up to a server,
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which is even lower bandwidth,
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and it can do the smart stuff
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of figuring out what you mean by those words.
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- All right, next, notification center revamp.
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more Siri like Google Now and less a list of notifications.
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- Boy, I would hate this.
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- So where does the list of notifications go?
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- Yeah, I agreed.
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- The last thing notification center needs
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is for Apple to be more clever about it.
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They need to become less clever about it, simplify it.
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Just give me a straight list of notifications
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would be better than what it is now
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with like the confusing like all versus missed
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and then some things just kind of disappear forever.
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- Oh yeah, no, how many times does a notification appear
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on your device and you do whatever the wrong thing is
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and you say, "What did that notification say again?"
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It's like, "Oh, sorry sucker,
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"you're never gonna see that again."
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Try to find it.
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Is it a notification center?
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Is it a missed?
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No, 'cause you didn't miss it.
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You saw it and then it went away.
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It's like, "Ah!"
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You know, it's not, they could be clever,
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but try to explain to somebody,
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like, "I saw a word appear on my screen,
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"but now it's gone, where is it?"
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- And it's a hard problem.
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Like, you know, trying to be smart about it,
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like, I just think it kinda can't be done well.
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It's the kind of thing that it sounds cool on paper,
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it'll make for an interesting keynote,
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as you see with things like Google Now and with Cortana.
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Like you see the other platforms doing this.
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In practice, it's really hard to make that right
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all the time.
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It's a classic AI problem of like,
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it tries to be smart, but a lot of times
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that's not really what you wanted,
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and it's very frustrating.
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- And it's battling against notification overload,
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because if you did just do the dumb linear list,
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like very quickly that list would be crazy
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and people would just start ignoring it.
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Like they're trying to strike a balance between
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just show you what's important,
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get rid of it when you've already seen it,
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and don't ever present like this humongous list
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that you have to scroll through to look.
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Because sometimes people get a lot of notifications.
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- That's how I would do it actually.
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Like if you look on the Mac, on Mac Notification Center,
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it groups it by application, similar to iOS,
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but like they kind of just stick around forever
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until you clear them.
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It's very annoying actually.
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And you can kind of see like okay,
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well that's one approach, that's kind of weird.
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I think what would actually be best
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is for Notification Center to just be
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one combined timeline of notifications
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so that whatever order you receive them,
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whatever order you saw them in on the lock screen,
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whatever order they came in,
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there's a list that shows those same ones
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in that same order,
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and maybe has a blue dot next to the unread ones,
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but they're still there.
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Even after they're read, they're still in the list.
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I don't see, I can't come up with any better alternative
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that's better all around,
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'cause every other one you come up with,
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It's like, well, it's good for this use case,
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but it's bad for these three use cases.
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And like, it's, if you just give it one big list,
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I think that's probably the least crappy option.
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- Oh, I think they need to have that thing
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you're describing accessible somehow.
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I'm not sure it needs to be the thing in people's faces,
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but would you, like, you need lifestreams.
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Remember lifestreams?
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That was a big trend back in the whatever, 90s maybe.
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To conceptualize--
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- I once met a vlogger.
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- To conceptualize your use of a computer.
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It was weird.
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Buy time rather than buy file name or application or project
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or anything like that so that anything you've seen or done
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in your computer, you could just scroll back through
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time-wise, kind of like the time machine UI,
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but just cross-cutting across everything,
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like web pages you've seen, email that you've read,
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things that, messages that you've sent,
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then you could just go scroll back through time
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and see things in that way.
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And then what you're talking about is a sort of
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livestream view of your interaction with notifications.
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And I think that should be accessible
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because if you can't find something,
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I'll just go back to your whatever,
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they'd come up with some buzzword for it,
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hell, they could call it livestream if they wanted.
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And here's everything, and just go back through it
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and you will see the events of the day as they unfolded.
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This is when the message came in, and then you read it,
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and then you replied, and you did this, and you did that.
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But I don't know if that needs to be the thing
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in the person's face, because what they're trying to do
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is make it so you don't feel overwhelmed by notifications
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by making them go away, that's why they have the miss thing
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and the all thing, and I think that does make
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for a better experience until you're like,
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oh, what did that thing say?
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Let me just go to the livestream and look at it.
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I shouldn't say livestream because it's a terrible name,
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but I don't know what else to call it.
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- But that's how people use text messages though,
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all the time, and it's fine.
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Text messages are one giant chronological list,
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totally unsorted, just by time.
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- No, but it's by person.
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It's by person though, isn't it?
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- Well, yeah, okay, that's fair.
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But still, I know so many people who
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they need to get a piece of information
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out of their text messages.
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Like that's the only place it lives,
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and they can just scroll up and just keep going.
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They know roughly where it is,
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and then they eventually find it, and that's it.
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- But they end up with three gigabytes of messages.
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- Well, yeah, but.
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- The other category on their device starts growing.
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- How helpful.
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- If only Apple could store those things in the cloud,
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and when you scrolled,
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it would just pull those messages down,
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and yeah, no, dare to dream, right?
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- We'll get there.
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- All right, so notification center in iCloud,
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clearing notifications across Mac, iPhone, and iPad.
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I will say that for iMessages, I think it's a little too quick to fall back to my other
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devices, but in the last couple of months, maybe even more than that, if I'm in the midst
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of a conversation on one of my devices, the other devices oftentimes will receive a new
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text message, but generally speaking, nothing does any beeping or bonding or vibrating or
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or anything like that, unless, let's assume I'm on my Mac,
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unless I haven't acknowledged that new text message
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on my Mac for like 10 or 15 seconds.
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Now I think there should be a slightly longer grace period
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than that because sometimes I'm,
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especially on my Mac anyway, I'm looking at another window
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or whatever the case may be and I haven't clicked back
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to the messages window, but messages has actually
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been working pretty well for me in this sense,
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But I agree that in every other capacity,
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it would be kind of neat to have one unified,
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well, a unified timeline, actually.
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- Man, your grace period is way more forgiving than mine.
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With mine, like if I'm talking to you over iMessage,
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and if the messages window is not my front-most window,
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at the moment that comes in, it vibrates on all my devices.
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I get zero grace period.
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- Yeah, this thing reads even more like a wishlist item
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of like, here's a problem I encounter using
01:04:25
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Apple's cloud services on multiple devices,
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and I want Apple to fix it, but I don't have any,
01:04:29
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I don't have anything to say other than
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it should do what I mean all the time.
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And I, conceptually, we talked about this
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when Messages first came out,
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when iMessages first came out,
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conceptually the thing that Apple is missing
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is presence awareness, like figuring out
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where you are and what you're doing.
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Because if they can have a concept,
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the concept of presence defined API-wise
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so that each individual app isn't like
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doing its own crazy heuristics,
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like there was a framework for presence
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and an awareness of where you are
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and what device you're near
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and what you're using or whatever,
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then they could just improve that framework over time.
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And applications that use that framework
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would do the right thing,
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including initially Apple's own,
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like it would be a private framework
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probably for a couple of releases.
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And who knows, maybe they have a framework
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that's supposed to do that, but it seems crappy.
01:05:14
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Like we're all talking about situations where
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because your messages window was hidden
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or because it was in the front,
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but you were looking at a different window,
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it didn't go off on your iOS device,
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then you, I have better luck getting messages
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in the web interface to Gmail,
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you know the little chat messages that come up.
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I have missed fewer of those
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than I have missed iMessages from my wife.
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Like she'll send them from her phone
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and I'll get the first one notification center
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and I'll click on it and it'll launch the messages
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and I'll converse with her
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and then I'll go do something else
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and another one will come in messages and I won't notice
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and she'll be like, why didn't you respond to that one?
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I didn't see it on my iOS device
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'cause it wasn't there,
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'cause messages was open
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and it wanted me to say it was there
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but it didn't even like,
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or maybe bounce the icon once or something.
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Like it's not, they don't have it yet.
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So I think they have a long way to go there.
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And I think this item for iOS 8,
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iOS 8 will fix this.
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Well, not in, it won't unless it has a cooperation
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with the new version of OS 10
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and all sorts of other things.
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And this is just, you know, yes, I would like this too.
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Make it so, but it's not,
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it's a benefit more than a implementation.
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because it was good.
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- I've been very, very good about milking mine,
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so to speak, but it is very good.
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And very off the wall, which is kind of refreshing.
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- It has some cool combination,
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actually I should be honest, my sample was actually gone
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before we even recorded last week's show.
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But yeah, it's really good stuff.
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- All right, so continuing this list that at this point
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absolutely confirms that it's a wishlist
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and not a birdie telling us something they know.
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Unlimited photo stream.
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- Yeah, unlimited, just like unlimited bandwidth from AT&T.
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- Everything in tech that claims to be unlimited,
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that's always true, right?
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- Well, sometimes, like think about it,
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Backblaze for instance.
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- Yeah, they actually manage to do it.
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- They say it's unlimited.
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Maybe it's not.
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Maybe if I had like 300 terabytes
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that someone would come to my house and talk to me.
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- In person.
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But so far, I have multiple terabytes there.
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I mean, maybe they're relying on the fact
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that you can't upload, like the ISPs,
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how long would it take you to upload a petabyte of data?
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It's like, you know, it would take a long time.
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But so far, I haven't hit a back place limit.
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- It's probably also used to the law of averages.
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My mom's computer, I back up everything
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I possibly can back up from that.
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It's 37 gigs.
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I'm paying the same 37 gigs there
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I'm paying for one and a half terabytes on my desktop.
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Yeah, PhotoStream, they don't have that same advantage, though, because I think people
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just keep taking photos their whole life, and they, you know, it's not like with data
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there's some turnover, like, you know, you're gonna, I don't know what the turnover is in
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data, because maybe people delete their email after time, or it just doesn't seem like it
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grows linearly, like maybe people aren't putting their photos into Photoshop or whatever. Anyway,
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unlimited or not, yes, we all want PhotoStream to be better. We've had many past shows about
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describing how frustrating it is that, with the Everpix gone and everything, that Apple
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isn't picking up the baton and saying, "Don't worry. No matter how many pictures you take,
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we'll take care of keeping them safe." For a fee, for not a fee, like, at least give us that option.
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At this point, your options are not great, and no one company is ready to take care of your photos
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forever or even try to make that promise. I really think this is the kind of thing,
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I mean, and you know, we've talked at length about this, the prompt has talked at length
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about this, even more so than us I think, which is saying a lot. I think this is one
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of those things like Apple has to be the one to offer the photo solution finally. It doesn't
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mean they will. I actually am not that confident that they will. But I think that's what
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needs to happen long term. I really do. And there are so many question marks about how
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they would do that and if they would do that and how they could pay for that. To me, I
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I think the biggest question mark is still video.
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What do you do with video?
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And the answer is probably you just omit it
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from PhotoStream or severely down sample it
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so it fits within the one minute sending limit,
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stuff like that.
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But overall, I just think like,
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if you look at how people actually use these devices
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and what people's expectations of their data
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and its safety actually are, I don't see any other solution.
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That would actually be good long term.
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Apple just has to do it and they have to find a way
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to do it and pay for it.
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And there are some shortcuts they can take
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that could substantially cut down
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on the cost and data volume.
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Like for instance, just don't store,
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obviously don't support raws and stuff from desktops.
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Just don't store the full JPEG quality.
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Like if they store every picture at quality 40,
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almost nobody will ever be able to tell.
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- No, I don't like that.
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I think they need to store the full quality one
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otherwise they're not really solving the problem.
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I don't want crappy quality versions
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of the pictures of my kids saved.
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I'd say, oh, don't worry, all your devices went up in smoke
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when your house burned down,
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but we've got really crappy quality JPEGs.
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No, I want the originals.
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- No, but there's a lot of headroom in the JPEG format.
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Like, for good JPEG encoders, there is a ton of headroom.
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You can get the quality down really small.
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Like, you know, you're not gonna bring
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a full camera-sized picture down to 60 kilobytes or anything,
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but you can bring it down from, you know,
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What's a JPEG off an iPhone worth these days?
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Like three and a half, four or five megs,
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something like that?
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- Somewhere around there.
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- You could easily bring it down to one meg or less
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and be very, and be transparent to almost anybody.
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- Yeah, just like you can on a CD.
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- Yeah, you can.
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- Yeah, I don't like that solution.
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I think they should take RAWs.
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They just gotta figure out the economics.
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Like, this is something that I think people
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to be willing to pay for as long as it's reasonable.
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And I think with $5 unlimited backup,
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it shows that it's within,
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it's gonna get more and more reasonable over time
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'cause photos are not getting bigger at the same rate
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that storage is getting cheaper at this point, I think.
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So hopefully this will solve itself eventually.
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A more realistic wishlist item for this would be
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what we also talked about is for iCloud backups,
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at least allow it to match the size of the device
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for a reasonable price instead of being,
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oh, you get a little bit free
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and then we nickel and dime you.
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And if you buy another device, oh, you
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don't get any additional storage,
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and you just keep paying more.
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It would be nicer if they rewarded their good customers
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who buy the biggest devices, who buy lots of devices,
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by making each additional purchase help you
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towards iCloud backup for them.
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You know what would be really neat is if Apple--
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and I don't think they'd ever do it-- but did a unified backup
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So you've got backups of your iDevices, as big as they are,
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as much as you want.
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Time Machine now can refer to either a local drive and/or
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the Apple MobileMe cloud or something like that.
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PhotoStream goes on either forever more or considerably
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longer than it does right now.
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I could just see how that would be so awesome.
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I would pay so much money to just be able to in one place or pay one entity
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To make all of these backup problems go away. All right next on the wish list is auto downloading and updating iOS. I
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don't see how
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That would really be feasible without doesn't it already?
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Yeah, this is like auto updating. Well, here's here's one problem
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I mean like my mom can't upgrade to iOS 7 yet because she's in a free space
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- And it needs like 800 megabytes
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and she doesn't have that.
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And what I have to tell her to get that is,
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well, if you want to do that,
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you have to delete all your photos basically.
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'Cause she has an eight gig iPhone 4.
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There's like no space on there.
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- Isn't this the one that you told her
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expressly not to buy?
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- Yes, yes it is.
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- Have you reminded her of that fact?
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- Every time I see her.
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- And how does that go over for you?
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- It's starting to not go over that well anymore.
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Yeah, it's an eight gig iPhone 4.
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so it's, yeah, they're really the best of everything.
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Anyway, so I don't see, I think that's implausible.
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It would anger so many people to have their phones
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automatically update to like a major OS release.
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Like everything, imagine if iOS 7 was an automatic update,
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like not just an automatic download,
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but if it just automatically installed
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while your phone was charging one night.
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- I think that's coming, just not in iOS 8.
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Distant future, the infinite version.
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Jeff Atwood, blog post.
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Chrome is already auto updating.
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You have no choice.
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- No, the Jeff Atwood thing is it's gonna be written
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in JavaScript.
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- No, not that.
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The other, he wrote a blog post about,
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called the Infinite Version,
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about the trend of software that wants to update itself
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and you just accept it because that's just the way it works.
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And that's the way, you know, that's a totally an Apple move.
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When that day comes, it will just happen
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and you'll just deal with it.
01:15:49
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- Yeah, I mean, I guess that's what happens with web apps,
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but people get pretty angry at that too.
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Just like anytime Facebook ever changes anything,
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You see like half the world explode.
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- I think they could make that the default
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and people would just accept it.
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Like, you know, maybe they're not ready for it in iOS 8.
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I don't think this is gonna happen in iOS 8,
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but in iOS 15, I would bet on it.
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- All right.
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Separate game store from app store.
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- I would love that.
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- I think it would be nice.
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I don't think it'll happen.
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- 'Cause if you look at the app store now,
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and yeah, I agree.
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I don't think there's a chance of it happening.
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I just wish it would happen
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because generally speaking,
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I think if you're browsing the App Store,
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you probably have one of those things in mind,
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like are you looking for a game right now
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or are you looking for something else, something non-game?
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What that would do to App Store browsing
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would be pretty substantial.
01:16:46
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And it wouldn't all be good,
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but I think it would be a net win.
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You know, if you think about
01:16:51
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if games had their own top charts,
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assuming Apple's gonna keep the top chart,
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which I still think they shouldn't,
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I think the top apps ranking lists are very destructive
01:17:03
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to quality of software and economics and so many things,
01:17:08
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I think they're very, very bad for a lot.
01:17:11
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But Apple seems to be pretty committed to keeping them,
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at least by their inaction.
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So assuming they're gonna keep the top lists
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in the App Store,
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having games have their own complete top list,
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like not just this one category
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with the little subcategories in the real App Store,
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if you give it like its own entire store,
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and then it has a completely different standard
01:17:35
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for like editorial, you know, what's new and noteworthy,
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the top list, all that stuff,
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it would allow them to have more granular categories,
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not that they would, but it'd be nice if they would,
01:17:45
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stuff like that, that would be great.
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And then in the newly separated App Store
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with no games in it, it would be a lot easier to find apps
01:17:55
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'cause you wouldn't have all the charts and lists
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and features be cluttered up with games.
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The problem I think is that, first of all,
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very few people, relatively speaking,
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most people would just visit the game store
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and the app store would be pretty abandoned
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by most customers I think for casual browsing.
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And that might not be a bad thing anyway
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'cause how many of them were actually going to the app store
01:18:23
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looking for a new game to play
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and then they ended up buying your PDF app?
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Really, does that really happen a lot?
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I mean, it might, but I don't know.
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I would guess not.
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And then the other problem would be,
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how do you enforce the difference?
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Like if you're an app that has a game type element
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but you're a very useful productivity app also,
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would you put yourself in the game store
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to get more visibility?
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Would Apple just allow that?
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How would they judge certain apps
01:18:50
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that are kind of like, kind of on the borderline
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between like is this an app or is this a game?
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So I think overall, it would have a few problems.
01:19:00
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Apple could overcome this if they wanted to,
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but I just think the chances of them doing this
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are so low because it would be a massive change
01:19:10
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to the App Store.
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And if it's one thing Apple has shown us
01:19:13
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over the last six, seven years, however long it's been,
01:19:16
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it's that they don't really care
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to make massive changes to the App Store.
01:19:20
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whether they can't or whether they choose not to,
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I don't know, but one of those things.
01:19:24
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Either they can't or they choose not to,
01:19:25
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and it's very, very clear,
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and I'm expecting no substantial changes to the App Store.
01:19:30
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- Yeah, I don't know.
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I feel like at some point they're gonna have to piss
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or get off the pot when it comes to--
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- That is not the metaphor, but go ahead.
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- Well, I'm trying to be polite-ish.
01:19:43
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- That was the polite version?
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- Yeah, ish. (laughing)
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So they're gonna have--
01:19:47
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- They're trying to play flight controller,
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get off the pot.
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They're going to have to do something.
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And I concur that I don't think that this is going to be the time for them to do it,
01:20:00
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but I just, I don't understand why the outward, all outward indication is Apple just does
01:20:09
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not give a crap that all of their best, all of their best third party developers really
01:20:16
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are getting, I don't know if disenfranchised is the right word, but getting grumbly about
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the ecosystem.
01:20:23
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And a friend of the show, _DavidSmith, had a really, really good episode of Developing
01:20:29
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Perspective that, if we remember, we'll put in the show notes, that wherein he talks about
01:20:34
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kind of how the prevailing feeling in the community is very pessimistic and way more
01:20:43
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pessimistic than it's been in a long time, and I agree with him completely, that there's
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a lot of grumbling going on, a lot more than usual.
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And I don't know, not that it all comes down to the store, but you put a little money in
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everyone's pockets and typically everything looks a little bit better as a result.
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So we'll see.
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I don't know how much separating the game store from the app store is really going to
01:21:07
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I know it'll help make anything other than a game stand out a little bit more, but I
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think we've got much bigger, much more fundamental problems than that.
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I mean, here's the problem, the way I see it.
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That if you look at the people who are actually complaining, it's the small potatoes for
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the most part.
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It's people like us, it's people like Underscore, it's people who are in the Apple Geek blogger
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community, you know, it's people who read
01:21:38
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Daring Fireball basically, those people are complaining.
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But if you look at what's actually in the App Store,
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all those people who are on those top lists,
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they're probably like, well, look, we're fine,
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this is great.
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Our community has always complained about the App Store
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from day one, we were complaining about some different
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things back then, but it was mostly the same stuff,
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mostly the same people.
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There's always been, we've always been complaining
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about this and if they fix some of the issues we have,
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we will complain about different ones.
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So I don't actually think it's that different now.
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Now there's just some of the directions
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that the App Store was taking at the beginning,
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like the race to the bottom in pricing,
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like some of those have just played out further
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than they were at the beginning,
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but I think for the most part,
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it's the same group complaining, but the same complaints.
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And I don't know how much Apple cares about that
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because what I was saying earlier about how they kind of
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put Game Center stuff and newsstand stuff,
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they put these things in a drawer
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and just kind of forget about it.
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I think that's how they see apps.
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I think that's how they see the entire
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third-party development community.
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Not quite as severely, but the same kind of feeling
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where it's like we're gonna have this major community here
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that we kind of just, we have to deal with them
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because of market forces.
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Like we have to interact with them,
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but we're gonna try to compartmentalize it
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as much as possible and kind of patronize it
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to the degree we have to and just kind of, you know,
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I don't know, just kind of like shove all these people
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together in this way that will make them shut up
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and get them out of our face so we can keep doing
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our pristine stuff over on this side of the fence.
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Like that's, and I know this doesn't represent everybody
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who works at Apple, there's a lot of great people there
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who try to make developers' lives better.
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But the actions of the company as a whole
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indicate that that's what they think of us.
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And that has been the case for the entire history
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of the App Store, and I don't see that changing,
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and I don't really see a pressing need for it to change.
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'Cause if you look at it from the super hype executive's
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point of view, and you look at it from Tim Cook
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from Phil Schiller, who I think the app store is actually under Schiller's reign, I think,
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but I'm not entirely sure. It doesn't matter. Whoever's reign it's under, if you look at
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it from their point of view, they can, every quarter they can point to some number like,
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"Look, here's how much we've paid the developers overall. We're doing great. We have all these
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apps in our store. People keep buying them or people keep putting coins into candy, whatever,
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and it's fine. There's no problems."
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Yeah, that metric-based approach, though, is what annoys me the most,
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because they get up there and this is what they say.
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They have these numbers to say,
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"Here's how many bajillions of dollars we gave to developers.
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Here's how many apps we have in the store.
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And let me show you this awesome app that is great."
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And if they lay them all out like that, you're like,
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"Wow, the app store is great."
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But what they don't realize is the awesome app that's great sells nothing.
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All that money is from bilking a bunch of whales
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out of money for in-app purchases for crappy games,
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And the number of apps in the store is high because there's millions of keywords, spam, clone, piece of crap things.
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And like those three numbers are big on their own.
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But like together, they don't make an app store filled with awesome games and developers making a lot of money.
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You know what I mean? And I don't know if they know that or if they think they just look at their metric and say that metric is good, that metric is good, that metric is good.
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Therefore, the app store is good because I think when they see these games like this app, isn't this beautiful app used for medical imaging or that sells like 10 copies?
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No one buys it.
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Everyone is buying Candy Crush and getting their money sucked out of their pockets.
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And there's so many apps.
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Look how many billions of apps we have.
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We have more apps.
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Yeah, they're all crap.
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Like we just it's what we're all complaining about is because we want we
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realized that those things are so different and we want there to be a store
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with lots of good, high quality apps made by developers who get a fair price for
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them and customers who are satisfied about them.
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And that's not the app store that exists.
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But the individual metrics are the numbers look good, right?
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And I really wonder whether they are fooled
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by those numbers or whether they just bring those numbers
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out and say, well, this makes good for good PR,
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but we know internally there's a bunch of problems.
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- That's a good question.
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- But if they know internally there's a bunch of problems,
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we've had a lot of time for those problems to get fixed.
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And Marco's right, there's been a decided lack of action.
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So at what point do we just throw our hands in the air
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and say, you know what, this is obviously the way it is
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and we're just gonna have to live with it?
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I mean, a lot of it, like if you look at the App Store,
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it's obviously built on the same infrastructure
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as the iTunes Store.
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And the iTunes Store has the exact same issues,
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where it doesn't really change very often.
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If you look at the iTunes Store today,
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versus the iTunes Store in 2008,
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when the App Store was launched, it has not changed much.
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- Yeah, but any joker with $99 can't put a song up there
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that uses the same title as a Beyonce song
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and trying to make money by people accidentally buying it.
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- Right, that's true.
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But, well it probably isn't that different actually.
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But anyway, it seems like anything that involves
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the iTunes Store infrastructure, for whatever reason,
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whether it's technical, political, whatever the reason is,
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it's like it's frozen in time and Apple can never
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meaningfully improve it or they just choose not to.
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And I don't know what that, like forever ago Casey,
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our friend, I probably shouldn't name him,
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but forever ago our friend told us a number of times
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that the iTunes store is not run by Apple,
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it's run by some contractor in Virginia,
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something like that.
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And I don't know if that's true or not,
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but if that is true, it would explain a lot.
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But either way, it just seems like Apple doesn't care
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that much about the iTunes store,
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or they are paralyzed by some kind of technical debt
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that they haven't repaid or choose not to repay,
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and just can't change anything about it.
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Or whatever reason they don't change anything about it.
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- They're paralyzed by the success
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in terms of the volume.
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Some of those numbers they tried out how many apps are there how many things are downloaded how many bytes how many songs and those?
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Numbers are so big and any interruption in that is so you know like
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You know this this should be something that the company can handle doing but I think that
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As the biggest thing they have the biggest online thing that money comes in and data goes out is basically a app store and iTunes
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Store combined right that's their biggest thing
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If your plan is we're gonna totally change that thing
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And you're an organization that feels nervous about your,
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you know, not so confident about your ability to deploy
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sort of web scale, Google scale services.
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You're gonna be like,
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eh, my bonus depends on not being down on Christmas morning
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and letting people set up their new devices
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and be able to buy apps and iTunes things.
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And this works for that.
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And people have complaints,
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but like it's pretty easy to convince yourself
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that the safe move is to just stick with the infrastructure
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you have and just keep improving it by bits and pieces.
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- How long can Apple keep going
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with their web services feeling like they're running on DOS
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and everyone else is in this century.
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- Yeah, the longer they go, the bigger it gets.
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Like if they had these same feelings back when the iTunes,
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when the App Store didn't exist
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and the iTunes Store was half the size
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and now just the problem keeps getting bigger
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and bigger over time.
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So the longer they wait, the harder it is to replace it
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with something better that also happens to work
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at that scale.
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It's just by Google.
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- Well, you know, I think we're all losing sight
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of the fact that it's only a matter of time
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before WebObjects has a resurgence
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because clearly that's what's going to happen.
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- And I don't even know if they're still using WebObjects.
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It doesn't-- - They are.
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- They are, really?
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- They are. - Oh, boy.
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- On the backend, like we can see the WOAH URLs
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and the web page, but you know.
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- It could have been legacy URLs.
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Nah, probably not.
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- No, no, no.
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My extremely limited understanding,
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influenced in part by Friends of Birdies
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and things in Birdies occasionally,
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it is all mostly WebObjects, as far as I know,
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if not all Web objects in the backend?
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- Yeah, I don't know.
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I mean, that probably, the language
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might not be the problem.
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I think it's pretty clear the problem
01:29:52
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is just cultural within Apple.
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It's like they, for whatever reason,
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they just do not consider it a priority
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to modernize these systems in a significant major way
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or to make significant changes to the stores themselves
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or the way they work to benefit users and developers
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in a substantial way.
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They just don't care.
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That's the reality of it.
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They just don't care.
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- Well, and I wonder if part of the reason they don't care
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is because from my understanding of the Google Play Store,
01:30:27
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that is so full of, I don't know if I should call it spam,
01:30:31
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but full of things that probably don't belong,
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and you can define that however you'd like.
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It's such a, it's an even worse Wild West out there.
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And so since nobody's showing them up
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and making them look bad.
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And additionally, since so many really hot apps
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are still on iOS first,
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like Instagram is a great example,
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which is quite old now, but take Instagram.
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What's compelling Apple to make it better?
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A bunch of whiny nerds talking on a podcast
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that maybe none of them listen to anyway.
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I don't see what the impetus is
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to really make it better from their point of view.
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- Yeah, that's a good point.
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I think we would all agree
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that they still have the best store, as crappy as it may be,
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because the problems are worse elsewhere.
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And so Apple responds to competitive pressure.
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Android getting better.
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If you look at the past major iOS versions
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and look at the features they've added,
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a lot of them have been in iOS first
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and that competitive pressure really had,
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when Apple's deciding what's gonna go in iOS 5,
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what's gonna go in iOS 6,
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strategic and competitive things.
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Like strategic is like, oh, we gotta do maps on our own
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because we hate Google now, and notifications.
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Why did they get those?
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Well, Android had them for a while, and people wanted them,
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so they had to do something like that.
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Apple can add lots of different features to their OS.
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They very often choose to add ones
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that competitors had before them because it's
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competitive pressure.
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And so who is making the better curated, more pleasant, less
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spam-filled app store?
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Nobody, I guess.
01:32:03
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Well, what is it?
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Findio, fnd.io.
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Isn't that Mute Winner that did that?
01:32:09
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- No, I'm saying like which other platform?
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Like, I mean, maybe Windows Phone
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because it doesn't have a lot of apps,
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so all of them in there, like, I don't know.
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I don't wanna make fun of Windows Phone, but.
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- I don't know.
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Right, so back to this list,
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which the longer we spend going through it,
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the more I think it's not actually somebody with knowledge,
01:32:28
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- Yeah, I think at this point it's pretty clear.
01:32:29
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- Instead of going to the next item,
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is there anything in the remainder of the list
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that we think is interesting enough to talk about?
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- I think the one month auto-delete messages thing
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could be interesting,
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you know, we've talked before, as has the prompt,
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we've talked before about, you know,
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the issue of people's text messages getting so big,
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because what ends up happening is like,
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if somebody messages you a photo,
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that photo sticks around and your message is forever
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until you delete that entire conversation. (laughs)
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Or I think you can delete individual items,
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but nobody ever does.
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So that photo sticks around forever
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and just takes up space on your device.
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And so having some kind of auto-delete, I think,
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is a solution, I don't think it's the solution.
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I think the solution, like John, you mentioned earlier,
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is to store those things in iCloud
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and just have some kind of retention
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where maybe you don't delete photos after a month,
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maybe you keep somebody's photos for the last year.
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- Well, just keep everything.
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Like people aren't gonna use,
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it's not like people say,
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"Oh, I'm gonna use Gmail as a file backup,
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"was gonna email myself things."
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Like I don't think anyone's gonna exploit it by saying,
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Just just send me through iMessage all the photos because Apple will start them forever. It's just text mostly
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Yes, this pictures in there, but just keep them
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Just bite the bullet look the battery in these iOS devices is gonna run out in like three years is things gonna be dead
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They're gonna buy a new one because technology is advancing. They're gonna give you more money just store all our messages
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Forever their text and plus a little bit of images John
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You clearly never exchanged text messages with me because they are way heavy on the images and way light on the text
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Yeah, but even total how many years you since 2007 you have like three gigs or something
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I forget what it was because I have since deleted mostly I know but you had like three days
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It's not that much like if it really needs it really needs to be I think people would be willing to pay some sort of
01:34:23
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Thing of like Apple keep all my stuff forever in the default could be deleted after a year or two years or something reasonable like
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that. But yeah, like Marco said, deleting off the device is so primitive. Like, if only
01:34:32
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there was some other place we could put text. It's like, this server, just stick it up there.
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When I get to the end of the scroll thing, pull them down from— basic cloud stuff that
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we all take for granted is like, well, of course Apple can't do that. They'll just
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have to delete them off the device when they get too old.
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That's the sad part. They can't. They have shown us so many times, they actually can't.
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It's embarrassing, they're one of the most, they're certainly probably the most influential
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tech company in the world.
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They are one of the biggest, one of the most successful.
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They are on top of their game in so many ways and yet once it comes to touching something
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on a server somewhere, again it's like they're living in the DOS days.
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And certain parts of their infrastructure are great, like the push notification system
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is really good. It's rock solid most of the day. I mean, maybe in its first few months
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it might have had some problems, but it's been rock solid for me the entire time. Like,
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they have these couple of things that are amazing and then everything else is just like,
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you know, half-assed, crappy, unreliable, or relevant to this part of the discussion,
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extremely limited in ways that would seem that would seem like archaic and too
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limited on the internet ten years ago. Or built on a framework that like doesn't
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acknowledge the existence of servers. Like it's built on a framework that's
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entirely a client-side framework and then there's some kind of like shim or
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adapter to get it. Like it's not it's not sort of like web native you know what I
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mean? Right. Even even as native as you think of like a stupid infinite scroll
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web page that when you get to the end it makes an AJAX request and pulls down
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some more data and sticks it in.
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Like, they're like, "No, no, that's too primitive.
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We have a framework that deals with this."
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Of course, it works only client-side, and if you wanted to pull it down server-side,
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there's not even any good hooks for that.
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And then when they try to take something like that, like, "Oh, we'll make core data, but
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we'll also make it work over iCloud," that didn't work out all that great so far either.
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So I'm not saying they have to be web-first and do all their UIs in HTML and JavaScript,
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but everything, every API they make, every framework they make for dealing with data
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at this point should have some acknowledgement
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that it may be useful for some or all of this data
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not to be local and build that into how the framework works.
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- You know what I just thought of is,
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I've met a handful of Apple engineers,
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I don't know, maybe between five and 15,
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and every single one of these people,
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and firstly, they're all software engineers,
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and they're not hardware engineers,
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but every single one of these people,
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I can't think of any that have been anywhere near servers.
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And it's extremely anecdotal and not really representative
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of anything real.
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But I don't know, do you guys know anyone
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that works at Apple on the server side?
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Are there that many of them?
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I've talked to some people who have done work
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on the back end for iCloud, .Mac type stuff back in those days.
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So those people are there.
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But I mean, we've talked about the same problem so many times, like it's just,
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if you're going to do this type of thing, just look at the client side.
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Apple does the client side so well.
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Look at the things they do there and how they do them.
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Look at how they make new frameworks for solving problems
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and extend those frameworks and support them and fix bugs in them
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and replace old ones with new ones.
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And they build an infrastructure
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from the compiler all the way up for doing client side stuff very well.
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And they just, you know, it's just constant improvement,
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improving the language, improving the IDE,
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proving the compiler, making new frameworks, on and on and on.
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There's no equivalent to that on the server side, or if there is,
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we don't see it at all.
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Versus Google, which does exactly that equivalent on the server side.
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They have tools for storing data, for synchronizing data,
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tools for managing their data center on the hardware side.
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There's just constant revision, constant improvement
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to every piece of the infrastructure from the bottom up.
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That's all they do all day long, all year, like the whole company
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is built around that.
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And Apple does that on the client side. It's just that
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Apple doesn't invest in infrastructure on the server side in a way that is visible to us on the outside.
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It could be that they do all exactly the same things that Google does internally and we just don't see it because why would
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anyone outside need to see these things? But I think that's part of the culture.
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Why do we know about Spanner and Bigtable and MapReduce? Because Google
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told us about them and shared their knowledge and expertise and open sources stuff and protocol buffers and like all these, you know,
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even Facebook with all its different projects and HHVM and
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Scribe and all this other stuff.
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That culture doesn't exist at Apple
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and I don't see how they're ever gonna be competitive
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with those companies unless they get some of that religion.
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- I think to summarize what I see from the outside,
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it's that Apple completely lacks hustle
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in the entire category of web services.
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You see Apple is pulling the industry forward
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when it comes to hardware design forever
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and a lot of the software design as well.
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They're like dragging the industry forward,
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like look at how awesome we are,
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we're gonna force you all to keep up with us
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in hardware and software design.
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And then it comes to things like web services
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and the rest of the industry is doing that to Apple
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and Apple is just like being dragged along,
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kicking and screaming like fine,
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I guess I'll do the bare minimum
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that might solve your problem on a web service.
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And it's like they are only doing what's required,
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often not even that, and just putting no,
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seemingly to the front, putting no heart into it,
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no substantial effort that's above and beyond,
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they're just like, to them it's just a checkbox,
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fine, I guess we have to do something with the web service,
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eventually here you go.
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There's no hustle there, we don't see,
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there's never anything where they launch it
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and then all of a sudden everyone else
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has to scramble to keep up.
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Siri might have been one of those things,
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but even then they got lapped pretty quickly
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after they launched it.
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Like they just completely lack that hustle
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on the services end.
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Whereas they have it in other areas of their business,
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but you just don't see that at all for services.
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Whereas then Google and Facebook and Amazon,
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but especially Google,
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I think they're the best at this by far,
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Google just nails that.
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Google will destroy anybody with sheer server-side hustle.
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They are so good at it, they just have
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infinite server-side engineering resources
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to just beat everyone up with web service capabilities
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and advancements and new expectations set by other people,
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by customers because of how awesome their web services are.
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And so Google does with web services
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what Apple does with hardware design.
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And Apple just seems to not want to close that gap at all.
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- Someone on Twitter asked why we don't use
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a shared pages document for a show notes,
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instead we use the Google thing.
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And it's because I don't like the pages thing.
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Like, I looked at it again just to make sure
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that I still didn't like it when he did that tweet.
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And I went to iCloud, I went to pages,
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created a new document, it opened a new window,
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it resized it, and it looked like a big, you know,
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word processing window from 1997.
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And I said, nope, close that up.
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Like, it's not what I want.
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And I don't even know, does it even support
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all the like, you know, Sub-Etha edit,
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kind of multiple people editing in the document
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at the same time with different colored cursors
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that we take for granted in Google Docs,
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which is like, how old now?
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- I think it's supposed to, but I don't know that it does.
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- Like, that's an example of like, those apps may be great,
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but you know, mind share wise,
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I'm not even gonna consider them
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'cause I assume they're not great
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and I assume they're not reliable.
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And interface wise,
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they're trying to imitate a desktop application
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and then that's not what I want out of a web application.
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I want something that I can open in a tab
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that we can all type in at the same time
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and Google provides it
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and it'll be up and fast and reliable
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and won't do weird things
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and it'll work in whatever browser I try to use it in.
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- Right, it'll just be a little bit creepy.
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- I mean, whatever.
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Like the reason we're not using pages,
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I think Casey suggested it
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and you said you wanted to do it, I said, no.
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It's not because I hate Apple.
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It's because I know Google Docs works
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And it's reliable.
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And it's very difficult to gain that trust back,
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even if you match it.
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Even if you're better, it's hard to gain that trust back.
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It's like, why does everyone use Google Hangouts?
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'Cause they work.
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'Cause it's a way that people can communicate
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with each other.
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And Google introduced this thing,
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and they've steadily improved it.
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And people have learned that's the thing that works.
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Everyone gets a web browser.
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If you can't figure out what web browser works,
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just get Chrome.
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We know that'll work.
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Not too hard to set up.
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And they get the job done.
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Yeah, we'll see.
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I don't know, I just, at some point,
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at some point, Apple's gotta take this seriously.
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And maybe they're taking it seriously already,
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but they gotta show someone outside of Cupertino
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that progress is being made.
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And it's not, it's not an Apple's MO
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to be self-deprecating or really admit things are wrong
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unless they're pretty sure it's already fixed.
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But man, some sort of, not even State of the Union,
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but some sort of nod that says,
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hey guys, this is pretty crummy,
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but here's what we're doing and here's what's coming,
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which is exactly the sort of thing
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one would expect to see WWDC if that's a card
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up their sleeve, but I don't know.
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Running out of time on that,
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and we're actually kind of running out of time on the show.
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So let me scoot forward.
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cellular fallback was in the maybe category on this wish list.
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That has appeared on and off in betas of various versions of iOS.
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And I have always loved it because, and cue the first world problem violin music, when
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I walk out of the office, if I'm fiddling with my phone, after our office is on the
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third floor of the building, as I walk down the stairs and eventually out of the building,
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a lot of times my iPhone will try to cling to the office Wi-Fi and I'll be trying to
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to peruse Twitter or something like that, and I don't get any response back because
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my phone is being too persistent clinging to Wi-Fi. And there was a brief window of
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time, like I said, when on a beta you could tell it, "You know, just go ahead and fall
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back to cellular if you're not really getting an answer quick enough."
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- Isn't that what multi-path TCP is for? - I believe so, but now you're outside my
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wheelhouse. I've heard of it, but I'm not really sure about it. And man, I would love
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for that to come back and be a thing. - I think it's supposed to be in 7. Maybe
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Maybe it doesn't work as well as we want, I don't know.
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- Well, and I think that, I don't know,
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I'm waiting for John to correct me,
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but I think multipath TCP is supposed to help,
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but isn't that supposed to be like two different,
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you could use cellular and Wi-Fi simultaneously
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for speed boost?
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I don't know, I should look this up.
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- Thanks a lot to our three sponsors this week,
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Dash, Hover, and NatureBox,
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and we will see you next week.
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♪ Now the show is over ♪
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They didn't even mean to begin, 'cause it was accidental.
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(Accidental)
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Oh, it was accidental.
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(Accidental)
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John didn't do any research, Marco and Casey wouldn't let him, 'cause it was accidental.
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(Accidental)
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Oh, it was accidental.
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(Accidental)
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And you can find the show notes at ATP.fm.
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And if you're into Twitter, you can follow them @C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-S
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So that's Casey Liss, M-A-R-C-O-A-R-M
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E-N-T, Marco Armin, S-I-R-A-C
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U-S-A, Siracusa, it's accidental
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They didn't mean to accidentally
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Tech podcast so long.
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I actually wrote down a couple things.
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I have to look back and see if any of these are worthwhile.
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Oh, what are they going to do about interapp communication?
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I wasn't even on this person's wish list.
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He doesn't care about it.
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Do you want to talk about that weird iOS 8 side
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by side on iPad thing that came up last week?
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Yeah, I don't buy it.
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Well, shouldn't we talk about it-- next week's show,
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we'll do real predictions and talk about the whole keynote.
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This was a good overview of iOS 8,
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but we need to like, you know, say hardware announcements,
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what software announcements, you know,
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just the whole nine yards.
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- New Mac Pros.
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- And that'll be our last chance before W3C for next week.
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So I think we should save iOS side by side
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'cause I think it'll come up there.
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- Yeah, maybe.
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- I mean, 'cause that's something that's, you know,
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I don't know if it has any more credence
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than an anonymous email, but I,
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it was on, it didn't,
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didn't what's-his-name have it on 9to5 Mac?
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- Yeah, it's like, that's,
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I think the only reason anyone's even talking about it
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is because Mark Gurman had it on 9to5
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and he has a really good history.
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Like he is a pretty reliable leaker of rumors.
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- That's exactly how he likes to be known.
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- Yeah, sorry.
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- Reliable leaker.
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- Pretty reliable leaker of rumors.
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- Yeah, he has pretty reliable sources
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and he chooses, like the things he chooses to report,
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his record is pretty good.
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So what I'm saying is he's good at his job.
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So for him to report this as what seemed
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like a pretty sure thing,
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there's certainly some weight to that.
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Whether it will actually ship is another story,
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but it would not surprise me if the side-by-side thing
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has at least been tested for iOS 8
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and is being considered for inclusion in iOS 8.
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Although I would imagine by now,
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like a week and a half from the keynote,
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they've probably already decided
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whether it's gonna be there or not,
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and whether it's gonna be mentioned or not, who knows?
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- Yeah, I mean, yeah, you have to think
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that something that big, if it appears in the keynote,
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people are gonna expect it to ship.
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But in the past, things have appeared in keynotes
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and then just not shipped in the version of the OS,
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but they've been more minor features.
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Something this big, I feel like they'd have to commit to.
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- It's different talking about it anyway.
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I couldn't possibly care less about this feature.
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I think it's not, maybe they've thought of something
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that I haven't and it's gonna be amazing,
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but I think the biggest problem with iOS multitasking
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is not side-by-side apps.
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it's the file system problem.
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It's sharing the data,
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it's like where do you keep the documents,
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where do you keep files, do you keep files?
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- You would assume something would be part of this though.
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Like I don't have a place to put a thing
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so that this app can write it
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and this other app can read it, right?
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But if you have them side by side
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and they made something like,
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oh, well, if you drag it from one thing to the other,
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then we will make some temporary location,
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put the thing in it, like some plumbing to make that happen.
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I don't know if that will be part of side-by-side apps,
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but when I see side-by-side apps,
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I immediately think I would like to be able
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to drag things between them.
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And if that's not part of it in version one,
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I would hope that if they keep going down that road,
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they'll work on that.
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And yes, that means that like the side-by-side part
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is not what's making that work.
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It's whatever the underlying system is they have
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for having these solid applications
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share data between each other.
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But even a really stupid one
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that's basically like copy and place with file,
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temporary file backing, even that could go a long way
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because that solves the problem of like,
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where do I put this so that when I leave this app
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and go into this other app, it can see it?
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And there's no putting, if you drag it between there,
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then it's just like, oh, well, this is a single action
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and we have a framework that handles a single action
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and it will do whatever it needs to do
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to deal with the sandboxing stuff to make that happen.
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- Yeah, that would definitely help a lot.
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- I feel like there's some sort of
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inter-app communication fix that none of us can conceive
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And as per usual, as soon as Apple shows us,
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we're gonna say, oh, of course that's the way it works.
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But I mean, I don't know,
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if there isn't any sort of
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internet communication improvement,
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well, first of all, Federico is probably going
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to just quit the internet.
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But secondly, it's just, I don't know,
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what else is really, really egregiously broken about iOS,
01:50:46
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other than bugs?
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- And HFS Plus.
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I'd trade it to rapid communication
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for a new file system any day.
01:50:52
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- For everyone other than John Syracuse.
01:50:54
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- Oh, you'd like it too.
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What else is going on?
01:50:58
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- There's not really a lot going on, right?
01:51:00
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I mean, this is the problem with trying to record
01:51:05
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our crazy schedule of working around our travel needs
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and everything and recording basically three episodes
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in about eight days.
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There hasn't been a lot happening during these eight days.
01:51:16
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- Yeah, we're gonna miss the week before WNBC
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when all the good leaks come out.
01:51:19
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But anyway, we'll have to,
01:51:22
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What, is the next recording a Thursday?
01:51:25
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- We'll just have to, we have to make sure
01:51:26
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that we go through all the things,
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hardware announcements, software announcements,
01:51:28
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and not get too bogged down in any one thing like,
01:51:31
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you know, the split screen iOS app.
01:51:32
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- Have you guys met yourselves?
01:51:35
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- For our homework, we should all have lists of things
01:51:38
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that we think are going to be announced.
01:51:39
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And we should just go through our list
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and then we can go back and talk about the individual things.
01:51:43
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- Okay, I'm sure that will work perfectly.
01:51:46
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- Totally, we will definitely do our homework.
01:51:48
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- And Marco will play Monument Valley
01:51:50
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and everything will be fine.
01:51:52
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Oh yeah, yeah, because everything that prevented me from playing it the last couple of weeks,
01:51:56
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that's all gone now, so now I'll be able to play it.
01:51:58
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Yeah, I'm saving all of my overcast complaints for future show, because I look at the activity
01:52:04
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on the beta and most people are hitting on most of the things that, but I am trying to
01:52:08
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Speaking of a complaint, this is not your fault, but...
01:52:09
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I'm thrilled that you're trying to use it.
01:52:11
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That alone is a compliment.
01:52:12
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Yeah, I'm trying to use it.
01:52:14
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I used it in my commute to work today, and this weekend I'm like, "Let me just set it
01:52:18
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with my car with Bluetooth because if I'm gonna be using this iPod touch as my podcast
01:52:23
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Your podcatcher?
01:52:24
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Yeah, whatever.
01:52:25
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And my car has Bluetooth support, and my iPod touch has Bluetooth, but they don't talk to
01:52:31
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each other at all.
01:52:33
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When I turned on the Bluetooth pairing thing on my car, it said, "Do you want to connect
01:52:36
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to," and it said my wife's iPhone 5S, which apparently has been in the car before, and
01:52:40
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the car is detected and is all ready to pair with it.
01:52:43
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Does the car support music streaming?
01:52:45
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like it used to be called H-U-D-P,
01:52:47
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I don't know if it still is,
01:52:48
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but does it support music streaming or just voice?
01:52:51
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'Cause some cars, like I rented a Maxima
01:52:54
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when I was in Phoenix a couple weeks ago,
01:52:56
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and it had Bluetooth but only for phone calls,
01:52:59
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which actually led me to think about,
01:53:00
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it would be a really cool feature
01:53:02
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if I could simulate a phone call over Bluetooth
01:53:05
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but just play the podcast through it from my app
01:53:08
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so that you could play it in cars
01:53:09
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that didn't have that feature enabled.
01:53:12
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But I don't know if that's possible with iOS.
01:53:14
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It supports music streaming and handset pairing for voice, everything, but only with iPhones.
01:53:19
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It doesn't even see my iPod touch.
01:53:21
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Bluetooth is on, discoverable, everything, no devices detected.
01:53:24
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So that was disappointing.
01:53:25
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So I'm using the USB adapter for it, which is kind of crappy, but I'm still going.
01:53:29
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Anyway, I have tons of complaints.
01:53:30
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I'll tell you them all next time we see each other.
01:53:33
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I'm honored, thank you.
01:53:34
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But really, the beta people are really getting a lot of them.
01:53:37
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You're getting a lot of good feedback from the beta.
01:53:39
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And any time I have any complaint, I just go look through the beta feedback.
01:53:41
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I'm like, "Yep, that person said that. I agree with that."
01:53:43
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I mean, I can me-too them if you want me to vote, but mostly they're getting--
01:53:47
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Yeah, actually that would help. Yeah, voting helps. Just file a bug and I'll mark it as
01:53:51
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a duplicate.
01:53:52
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I should put favorites, but we're doing it on Glassboard, so I'll put little faves next
01:53:56
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to the ones that are like, "Can't tell what the hell's downloading, don't want it to play
01:53:59
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when I tap on the thing because I just want us to do the description," all that good stuff.
01:54:01
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Aw, thank you. I'm glad you agree with me on that.
01:54:03
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Yeah, everyone agrees. Everyone agrees.
01:54:05
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No, it's definitely going to play, but I'll give you a detailed disclosure button.
01:54:09
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And you and your stupid many toolbar icons.
01:54:13
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You're still holding the line on that.
01:54:15
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Yeah, well, I don't want a room.
01:54:17
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What it is, I just I'll complain about it after you release the thing.
01:54:20
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If you don't end up falling back to the icon that you know
01:54:22
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you should use, but refuse to.
01:54:24
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No, I'm not going to do it.
01:54:25
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But you should because it would work and everyone knows what it means.
01:54:27
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You're right. But I don't want to use that icon.
01:54:29
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I want to see it's it's an experiment.
01:54:31
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I want to see if I can get along without using it.
01:54:32
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I know. But why?
01:54:33
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It's like it's like you're no settings in the magazine.
01:54:36
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There's always one thing that you really like.
01:54:39
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"God damn it, I'm gonna hold the line on this."
01:54:41
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- Well, yeah, I always try experiments in my apps,
01:54:46
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and sometimes they bomb out and don't work.
01:54:49
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Most of the time, they bomb out and don't work,
01:54:52
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but occasionally, they work really well,
01:54:54
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and people end up loving my apps
01:54:59
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for those occasional times where those things work.
01:55:01
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So many of the little features
01:55:02
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that people loved about Instapaper
01:55:04
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were those kind of experiments.
01:55:06
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I'll just wait for the support email influx of people
01:55:09
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who can't figure out where the hell the thing
01:55:11
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that's behind that button is.
01:55:12
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- Yeah, we'll see.
01:55:15
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- Anyway, I don't wanna disclose anything about the app,
01:55:20
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so we'll talk more about it probably long after WWDC
01:55:23
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when you start getting to the point where you either
01:55:25
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wanna release it or talk about it more publicly.
01:55:27
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- Yeah, I don't know when the hell I'm gonna release it.
01:55:29
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I'm thinking maybe, I'm not even gonna give a date.
01:55:34
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If I had to give a date--
01:55:35
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I was just waiting.
01:55:36
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- Yeah, if I had to give a date today,
01:55:39
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seeing what I have to do in the next few weeks,
01:55:42
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like just like life, like going to this conference
01:55:44
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and family stuff and travel stuff.
01:55:47
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- And iOS 8, I mean, forget it, just like.
01:55:49
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- Yeah, iOS 8, like I'm thinking like,
01:55:51
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I'll be lucky to get it out in July maybe.
01:55:54
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- Plus you got plenty of plain old bugs in there.
01:55:57
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Like this is what happens when it goes from a one user app
01:55:59
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to like a 30 user app, they find all the bugs.
01:56:02
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- Oh yeah, yeah, that's why.
01:56:04
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It's amazing how many bugs have been found.
01:56:08
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It's really quite shocking.
01:56:10
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In my typical me naivety,
01:56:14
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in my initial email to the testers,
01:56:17
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I wrote something on the lines of,
01:56:19
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I'm pretty sure this is pretty close to 1.0.
01:56:21
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I'm mainly looking for bug fixes,
01:56:24
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but feature-wise and design-wise,
01:56:25
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I'm pretty sure this is pretty close to 1.0.
01:56:28
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And yeah, it's nowhere close.
01:56:30
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- You're just too close to it
01:56:31
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because you understand the app entirely
01:56:33
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and then you throw this thing in front of people who haven't been looking at it for months and it's like
01:56:36
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You know, I don't understand how even even to this day. There's still features
01:56:41
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I don't want you to explain them to me like but that I don't entirely understand
01:56:45
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I'm able to get the app to do what I want, which is interesting
01:56:48
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But the conceptually there are things in there that I don't understand at all
01:56:50
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And it's like I could just ask Marco and he would explain it to me
01:56:53
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But other people aren't gonna be able to ask you that you know what I mean?
01:56:55
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So I'm trying to like see if as the betas progress it starts to reveal itself to me
01:57:00
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But already I like it better than any other iOS podcast app with the UI that I've used
01:57:08
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because I can configure it to let me manage my podcast the way I've been manually doing
01:57:12
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it terribly, painfully, manually on my iPod Shuffle.
01:57:16
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So thumbs up for the utility department there, but I may go back to my Shuffle if I get sick
01:57:21
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of plugging this stupid USB thing into my car.
01:57:24
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- Yeah, and the problem is that there's nothing I can do
01:57:28
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really reliably to sync with desktop iTunes.
01:57:33
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That's like a wall that podcast clients can attempt to,
01:57:37
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like if you have a Mac client,
01:57:38
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you can try to read the iTunes library,
01:57:40
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it kind of works, it kind of doesn't.
01:57:42
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On the iPhone, you can,
01:57:46
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I haven't enabled this feature in the betas yet,
01:57:49
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but one of the things I wanted to do
01:57:50
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was like have an import from Apple Podcasts option.
01:57:54
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And the problem is you can read the library
01:57:56
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through public APIs, but only actual downloaded episodes.
01:58:00
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So if you have a podcast that you've listened to everything
01:58:04
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and deleted it all, that won't show up to me at all.
01:58:07
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I have no way to tell that you're subscribed to a podcast
01:58:10
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that currently has no episodes downloaded on your device.
01:58:13
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So there's these limitations that it's just gonna make it
01:58:17
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really, really hard to ever support iTunes importing
01:58:20
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that's to a degree that people would expect it to work very well.
01:58:23
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Yeah, I wish I could just configure playlists in Overcast and then they would magically
01:58:27
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appear on my iPod Shuffle.
01:58:29
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Your obsession with your iPod Shuffle is kind of comical.
01:58:31
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Because it's so easy, I can clip it onto my clothes, it's a wearable.
01:58:36
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Plug it right into my car.
01:58:39
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The parts that are painful about it are trying to get songs on it ever, which is just super
01:58:44
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painful, it's like torture, and accidentally hitting buttons on that stupid...
01:58:49
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put the play/pause button in the middle of a circle trying to figure out which button
01:58:52
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you're hitting, not accidentally hit forward or back.
01:58:56
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The physical UI is crappy as well, but it's much easier than having to deal with it.
01:59:01
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You know what I really need to get?
01:59:02
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I really need to get a clicker headphone.
01:59:04
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I keep saying that.
01:59:05
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I've been saying it for years.
01:59:06
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One of Apple's headphones puts a little clicker thingy on it.
01:59:08
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Yeah, that's the problem.
01:59:10
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And that's actually one of my big problems with the headphone market is for portable
01:59:16
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headphones that sound really good are all like, you know,
01:59:19
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the full-size ones that you use at your desk
01:59:21
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and they have like these big long cables.
01:59:23
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Oftentimes the cables are coiled or they might have like
01:59:25
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the giant quarter inch plug on the end
01:59:27
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instead of a nice little eighth inch plug.
01:59:29
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Almost none of the headphones that sound great
01:59:32
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have the iPhone clicker.
01:59:34
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And so the iPhone clicker, like it's, but it's,
01:59:37
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the iPhone clicker is really, really useful
01:59:39
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if it's not like you at your desk at your computer.
01:59:43
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If you're out walking, if you're on a plane,
01:59:45
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like you can keep the iPod or whatever in your pocket
01:59:48
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and just have the clicker there to do all your control.
01:59:51
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And there are just very few headphones that are both good
01:59:56
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and have the clicker and have a good clicker.
01:59:59
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Like 'cause there are different clickers.
02:00:01
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Like Sennheiser makes a really good one,
02:00:02
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AKG makes the worst one I've ever used in my life.
02:00:05
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Some of the like fashion brands,
02:00:07
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some of them have good ones,
02:00:08
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like the ones I tried in the Apple store,
02:00:09
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like some of them were good, some of them were awful.
02:00:12
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It's, and as Dashie points out,
02:00:15
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many headphones have detachable cords,
02:00:17
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you can like kind of swap one in,
02:00:19
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but most headphones don't have detachable cords.
02:00:22
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So you're kind of like stuck either doing
02:00:23
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like a really tiny sensitive soldering job
02:00:26
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just to kind of hack your own cable on there
02:00:27
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because it's a terrible idea,
02:00:29
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or just use the cable that comes with it,
02:00:31
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which will eventually fray somewhere internally and die.
02:00:34
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- Well, maybe iWatch will solve this problem for me,
02:00:37
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but like, basically the problem is like,
02:00:38
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if you're doing, if you have,
02:00:39
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listen to a podcast while you do dishes,
02:00:41
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which is a reasonable thing to do,
02:00:43
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and your spouse comes into the room, wants to talk to you,
02:00:45
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you get to fish this thing out of your pocket,
02:00:47
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hit the button, swipe to unsleep the device,
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find the pause button and pause.
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Compare it to just click on a clicker
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or just tap the little button on, you know,
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things that can become reflexes
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because they're physical devices.
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There's no way in hell I want to fish an iPhone
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or an iPod touch out of my pocket
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and interact with the UI to pause it.
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And by the time I do that,
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my wife is already rolling her eyes and saying,
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Why are you always listening to podcasts?
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- You know what you could do is you could just get an iPhone
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that comes with the headphones with the clicker.
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- Does it come with it?
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- I don't think so.
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- Yeah, they do.
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And then when you go into your car,
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by the magic of Bluetooth,
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you don't have to plug anything in.
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- My wife has an iPhone 5S,
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and I'm pretty sure there are no clicker headphones
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in this house.
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So you're thinking--
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- There is not a debate in my mind.
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- They're under it in the box.
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You ever lift up the little white thing?
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- Maybe I left them in the box,
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but that's the case I gotta go fish those things out.
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- Yeah, every iPhone has come with earbuds.
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The first one even came with a dock.
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But yeah, that was short-lived.
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- No, of course they come with earbuds,
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but with the clicker on them?
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- Yeah. - With the clicker.
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- I'm gonna go find that right after the show,
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'cause I have not seen that.
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- Yeah, every earbud set that has ever come with iPhones,
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and every iPhone has come with earbuds,
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they've all had clickers.
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There have been a couple of generations of them,
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but they've all had them.
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- I can't believe you don't know that, Jon.
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- There's one iPhone in this house,
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or one iPhone 5S in this house,
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and I was pretty sure it didn't come with clickers.
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- She had a, she's had an iPhone for a while, I thought.
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- She had a 4S and a 5S, and neither one of them--
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- You're wrong.
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- Maybe she never used the headphone.
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I mean, it's conceivable they're still sitting
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in the package coiled up.
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I'm just saying I've never seen them in the house.
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Or maybe she's got them and hides them from me.