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I don't think we let ourselves just be
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idiots often now don't that we don't I
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feel like that's our core competency so
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i was using my iphone today I was
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sitting at i would guess thirty percent
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battery life i am aware that you can
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turn on battery percentage i think that
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is the mark of a lunatic because all
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that doesn't stretch me out when it's on
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I'd rather not know anyway so I was
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sitting it i would guess about a third
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battery life and I go to record a video
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of Declan we were walking around outside
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and as i'm recording the video they like
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I it's not that I was framing and I'm
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actively recording the video all the
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sudden phone turns off
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mm okay that in and of itself is
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unfortunately common but that was weird
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but ok so i go to turn the phone back on
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wait that's common well common enough
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that we're it's I don't want to say
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functional high ground but it felt like
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a functional high ground sort of sort of
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occurrence right like oh that was weird
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but I'm sure once it reboots itself
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everything will be fine okay your
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windows recency is showing like that
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they're not the headset is not
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acceptable behavior like the head that
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is not normal yeah well do before the
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show we were just talking about how you
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rebooting your your imac fixed
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everything but that's neither here nor
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yeah I didn't say that was right either
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so I go to start the phone back up and
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it tells me no i won't because your
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battery's dead
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what you know what I'm talking about
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like the i will not start until you plug
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yeah ID a little like better the red
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line and black screen yeah yeah so I'm
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like that's weird i was just a
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30-percent so I do the like hold both
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buttons until it forced restarts itself
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dance and starts back up and i'm back
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thirty percent ok that was really weird
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but I'll roll with it and then I go to
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record a video again same exact thing
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happened
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mm except this time it didn't want to
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turn itself back on your batteries toast
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I've heard of this a lot of people about
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his problem with many different models
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of phone iphone in the past that the
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exactly same symptoms you get your
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battery down to something that's below
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half but not really really low and then
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it's just like nope no battery for you
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and the same thing like sometimes it'll
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like oh here i am again twenty percent
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you got to take that in that's that is a
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very common symptom and i don't know i
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don't know what it is it could just be a
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bad battery just can't maintain the
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voltage and once it gets below a certain
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level the phone just like that so much
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for that but then you bring it back and
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it's like I can maintain the voltage now
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I'm not really i can you just gotta
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bring it
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don't bother like like some people John
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Roderick who live with this for like a
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year or more and accept it as just like
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this darn phone is like that's like
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Marco set that is that's not the way
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it's supposed to work you have to bring
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that in tell them the symptoms I'm sure
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they've heard a million times before
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because this is a common symptom there's
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one exception though that is also almost
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exactly the same behavior you get during
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hot or cold thermal shutdown
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yeah obviously temperature stuff and I'm
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assuming it's spring it's like it's not
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too hot not too cold I i assume you
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hadn't left in the Sun on the dashboard
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of your car before using it now we're
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just going for a walk about a mile and a
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half walk it was in my jeans pocket
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there was no i mean it's it's humid out
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because it's been raining for the last
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year but uh but no there was nothing
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environmental that should have cost it
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what I've done is I've left it plugged
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in and have been planned to leave it
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plugged in all night just to see I
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wouldn't this is before we had this
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conversation but I thought I well maybe
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it's just like not calibrated or
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something like that so i'll just i'll
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leave it plugged in all night I mean I
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always leave it plugged in all night
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long but i'll just i'll be really
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diligent about leaving a plugged in and
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we'll see if that for change that but it
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sounds like I'm making a trip to the
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genius bar we typical typical windows
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blame yourself just defragment hurt no
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update your windows update virus
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definitions David your fault it's
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totally your fault but aren't you happy
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now like everyone if I had something
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does happen especially on a device that
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I've had for a while but like oh yes new
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battery know that your battery's getting
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old anyway how many cycles have been
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through I any fresh new battery assuming
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you're still under warranty
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well I mean it's a it's a success so
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yeah I'm still under warranty but it was
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that also means i gotta go to the genius
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bar I've got to do the backup dance I've
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got to convince them that you know this
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is an actual issue that isn't my fault
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etc so i guess i'm sure they make sure
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they are well versed in this exact
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problem and have a procedure and you're
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not the first person to tell them it'll
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be fine
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I will say though it really went when I
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first saw this doing thermal shutdown it
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was on tips phone this past winter when
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she was trying to take videos of our kid
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playing in the snow in like didn't like
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the high twenties early thirties
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Fahrenheit
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yeah like and the phone like after after
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a couple seconds shooting video just
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kept shutting down on her and like and
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we thought we'd broken and I was like oh
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we're bringing in and then like we want
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you came inside like it the problem
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could never be reproduced it at room
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temperature and we were like oh and I
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looked up and I figured out that's
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actually expected behavior that i guess
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all those videos you see an apple
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commercials like the shot an iphone
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where people are like on ski vacations I
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guess they're taking really short shots
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I let you have to keep the phone you can
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keep the phone in the pocket that's
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essentially outdoors like your pockets
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are you know if you were to if your
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pocket cold in other words you have to
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have it in a pocket that sort of the
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inside of the body heat part of it
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because that's all the really it's not
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as if your phone freezes solid within 20
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seconds is already frozen when it's in
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your pocket and you take it out and just
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goes that you know the little extra bit
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so you really have to either keep it
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inside inside your glove or something
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close to your body so that the phone
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stays at more or less body at room
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temperature then you get a long time
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before it freezes solid into a brick of
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energy lithium-ion battery are you going
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to look at those little hand warmer
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things a little shaky packets but the
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candles enough that they give off heat
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you could someone should so a case like
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that you already got the big lump of the
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battery case that by the heat case for
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the winter and that then it will get hot
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thermal shutdown
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well it doesn't get that those things
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are you so the the hand warmer things
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are the things that people who live in
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ridiculous climates use right so you
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guys use that all the time
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skiers use it all the best as I don't
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know someone in the tavern remember this
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before the age of the chemical packets
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that you put in your pocket that you
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know you started reaction they will get
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warm not hot being a warm like that
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they're not bring your hands because
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they have lawsuits they had these things
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that were kinda like metal clamshell
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things that had inside them essentially
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burning embers like not open flames but
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burning ember stick to give off heat
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sounds like that the most dangerous
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thing you could possibly imagine
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and that was the old tech and that was
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much more so that the new stuff is a
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considerably a safer and more civilized
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what was it like was it airtight seal
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down there or how do i my recollection
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was that was like a clamshell look more
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kind of like a compact or a snuffbox or
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something and that do the little burning
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ember things you get out by opening and
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closing it that way but you use it close
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and just had a metal outside that would
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radiate the heat weird as it sounds kind
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of crazy like contraption from your drug
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that in in-app purchase strategies
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spilling over into hardware not just
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what the 70 stood for
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3250 dollars to unlock its another five
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kilowatt hours so you can pay 3250
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dollars for someone to flipping left an
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electronic switch and that I don't know
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about that man that just seems a little
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weird to me like on the one side they
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are indeed making the car better so
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shouldn't you pay for that but on the
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other side they make it better in so
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many other ways and you don't have to
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pay for that so why is this something
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that costs money
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the triggerman Twitter about this was
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like in that purchase where they should
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be the app that has the code for the
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features that are currently locked and
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flip a bit that enable that feature
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another word you got you just like when
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you get the car the car comes with extra
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battery but it's not enable you get this
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app the app comes with this extra
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functionality but it's not enabled that
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was mostly me being snarky because of
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course the difference is that it doesn't
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cost money to manufacture the additional
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functionality like copying bits
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essentially free whereas someone paid to
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manufacture and assemble the parts of
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your car that they're giving to you in a
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disabled State so you actually are
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receiving like that's that's part of the
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the package is a physical good it costs
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every time they do that they were
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however it is they put that extra bit of
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battery and that that's a real physical
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item it's not just the simple copying of
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now i don't know if this makes us good
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from a business standpoint in terms that
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you feel better or worse about Teslas a
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company in light of this maybe you feel
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better we select your car magically got
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better but maybe feel worse than that
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you understand you paid to manufacture
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assemble this this stuff and then you
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give it to me but you intentionally turn
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it off it's like you're making my car
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works on purpose and then ransoming at
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last little bit unless i'm totally
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misunderstanding what they're actually
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doing with this big flipping but if it
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is actually a physical thing that they
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are paying to create and then giving to
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you in a shutoff state to try to ransom
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more money from you later it doesn't
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give me a particularly good feeling
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about the company of the car it's
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definitely a weird thing and yeah i
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agree that it's probably not a way to
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win customer satisfaction people will
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feel ripped off by that like people who
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own the 70d and then learn that actually
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you have 75 kilowatt capacity physically
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but we only ship to 70 and then you if
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you want you can pay three thousand
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dollars to unlock it
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I can totally see why the people who own
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those seventies are like that's that's
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kinda that's kind of BSE that's a little
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bit BSE but it you know Tesla it's it's
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a weird company a weird stage in its
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life doing weird things and most of
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those things are our I think overall for
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the better with the model s keep in mind
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the Model S is sold with a pretty
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healthy profit margin from what I
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understand and the main reason is to
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basically fund the company's further
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development do you think that the model
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3 because like if you look at what's
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included in the model s and the starting
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price of whatever it is like 70,000
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whatever whatever starting president
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Model S's and then you look at the model
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3 but the starting price of 35,000 and
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we already know some of the things that
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will be included it won't be included in
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that and it seems kind of crazy if you
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try to estimate roughly how big of a
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batteries there in the model 3 roughly a
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bigger battery is there you know and
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the model s you know how can they
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possibly cut the cost of the car in half
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and sell the model 3 with so much of
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what was also in the model s and the
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answer is that their costs aren't being
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cut in half just the Model S has a nice
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fat profit margin and the model 3 won't
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so what you're paying for the model s
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today is not just like cost of the
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components plus twenty percent you know
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you're paying a premium for it because
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it is a brand-new product you're paying
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kinda like the early adopter premium on
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it it has high profits now in the long
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run it will have lower profit margins in
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all likelihood this competition will
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come in and push prices down and you
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know as things mature than the cost will
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also go down but the role of the Model S
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is basically to generate lots of profit
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for Tesla to make the model 3 so from
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that perspective i can see why they do
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things like this because you know that
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that additional battery that you're
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hauling around additional five kilowatt
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hour battery did not cost Tesla $3,000
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to put in there or even if it did you
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already paid for it like they sold you a
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car with that battery in it for the
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price that you paid you know what I mean
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like that was like that one of the chat
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room is saying it's the type of thing
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where they stopped manufacturing the 70
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kilowatt but you bought a 70 yellow want
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to like well we don't have anymore 70
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lots will give you 75 but flip the
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switch so that when you get it it looks
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like the 70 that you order like that was
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that was the arrangement you are 270
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comes with 70 kilowatts we give you a
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car that comes with 17 what everyone
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should be happy but again from a from a
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feel good about the company perspective
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should they should do what Apple does in
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those cases where like if you have a
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really old Mac and something goes wrong
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with it and you're still within warranty
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or whatever our apple just feels bad
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they're like well we can't we can't fix
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this for you we can't replace the part
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because we don't make that part anymore
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and we can't give you a new like you
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know laptop of this kind would anyone
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make that laptop but here you go here's
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the current model that laptop what
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happens all the time
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an apple and every time it happens it's
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like a you know a miracle so the people
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get it like you're getting me not only
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give me a new laptop
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you're giving me a new better laptop
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because you don't make my old crap you
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want anymore and you're not charging any
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money for it because it's just like this
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this laptop is a total write-off it's
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have too many hardware fairies we can't
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get a part that makes people love apple
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so if Tesla that's on the terms that
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would make people feel bad who bought a
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17 just got a 70 if you wanna 70d after
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they stopped manufacturing them and they
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gave you a 75 and I can I know you order
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70 but here's seventy-five you would
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love Tesla you'd be like this is awesome
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and what 70 people be met because they
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have their car for a year or whatever
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like it's not only be mad but it
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wouldn't be for legendary what is but I
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know do other mac users get mad like hey
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that's no fair i had to pay for that
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computer new you bought an old crappy
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computer in a broken you got the new one
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for free and anyone who begrudge people
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their good fortune involving you know
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that the time they chose to purchase at
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a time there think brokers just
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ridiculous
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so anyway I don't think this is as you
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know tomorrow like this this is a car
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that you know it costs a lot of money
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has a big margin the people who are
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buying it are probably not caring that
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much about three thousand dollars here
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and there because this is a very
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expensive car so in the grand scheme of
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things maybe doesn't hurt them but they
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sort of uh they've missed an opportunity
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to become even more beloved using you
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know the apple style thinks I'm just
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like you know surprising delight or
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whatever not just in your application
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but also in your policies is one of the
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reason people like the genius bar i know
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people have bad experiences with it as
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well but to go there have a person who
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you know will take care of your needs
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and if there's any sort of issue to have
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the people go that that's like kind of a
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a a luxury goods experience where if you
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pay if you really really massively
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overpay for something
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the one good thing is like if you have
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any problem with it like a return
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anytime or given you an hour will clean
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it up for you for free or whatever even
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though you don't massively overpay for
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apple stuff we just a little bit over
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pay when you go on with your broken
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computer and they can't replace it
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because it's too old and they give you a
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brand-new model that's just awesome
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that's like your your loyal for at least
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another three years before you mad at
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them again
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yeah and also keep in mind also like you
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know even though all the hype right now
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is about the model 3 for the next like
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two years possibly more the Model S is
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still the only test that you can buy or
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the X i guess but nobody wants that
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sorry x people so like the the entry
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price whatever they can make the
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cheapest model s that is the entry price
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for Tesla for the next ex years you know
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23 whatever whatever ends up being
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before anybody can just go order model 3
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I delivered you know in six weeks
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whatever so the lower they can make that
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price the more people they can get into
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being Tesla customers at all
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they also though want to preserve those
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profit margins on the higher spec models
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because that's funding the rest of the
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company so it's important for them to
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get to somehow get the price down enough
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so they can get a few more people in
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basically without cannibalizing their
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higher end sales so they have to do
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tricks like this where it's like well if
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we sold it just as a 75 before and it
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was like 75 for that one or 85 for that
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for the big one up that was too small
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difference we would lose many sales
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maybe they figured so they would they
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made that 170 even though technically
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had 75 then there are something like
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that you know and and then when they
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raised the other one from 85 to 90 and
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they raised the other one from 7075
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because now you're just keeping the same
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difference is there's all sorts of
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reasons why they could have done this
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that make total sense and even though
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they might annoy some of the customers
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like malice to apple for like what
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they've been holding back on all these
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it misleading investors and then in some
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podcasting medium the way the way it has
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worked so far which basically works like
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files it's basically it like its precise
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photoshop RSS feeds with mp3's or you're
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a seasoned the vast majority of mp3s was
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gonna say that from now on and clients
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are basically RSS readers and they
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affect those RSS feeds for everything is
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described to and when a person is
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present they download the mp3 file
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that's better than the liquid which is
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better than the feed they print then
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they showed he was an episode where it's
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playing it's simply playing mp3 it is
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not like loading pages on the site of
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the of the podcast provider or anything
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like that it is not executing javascript
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on their behalf it is not sending them
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tracking information they do get the the
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hit on their server for when you fetch
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that mp3 so they did so podcasters
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already have a certain amount of data
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about their listeners and so the idea
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that like you know Appling to step in
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and provide data so that people can have
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any idea what what size their audiences
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it's a little exaggerated because we
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already know how big our audiences it's
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a little bit approximated but i think
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you know I think history shows with a
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lot of this you know data science in in
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massive quotes I'm just my fingers are
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just constantly moving during this whole
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this whole thing constant air quotes
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just up and down all the like web data
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stuff is also in precise so you know and
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is also very easily faked and defrauded
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all the time and everything so
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all the problems that apply to what we
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have now also apply to to you know
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proper my fingers are still moving big
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data kind of analytics and and and
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creepy tracking stuff anyway so we
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already know how big the audience is to
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a rough degree where they are to a rough
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degree and how many of them downloaded
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show we don't need that level of data
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integration where you go much beyond
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this yet and we might in the future in
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order to get like hi ad rates but right
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now we don't
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the reason the web had has had well
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quote had to my fingers still moving had
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to do all this creepy data stuff is
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because web address just plummeted that
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mean they were never great to begin with
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and over the years since the web has
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been a thing I think they just basically
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always gone down because general like
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web display ads like ads you see on the
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side of a new site or increasingly on
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top of the news that you're trying to
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read a floating in flying around the new
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site in the background of the news site
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and every sidebar button below the
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content posing as content posing as all
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these top news stories because we're do
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tricks the new scientists wanted to
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learn about britney spears like it
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the reason it keeps getting so bad on
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the web is that nobody looks at web ads
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nobody see it's not that people see them
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ignore them but people even see them
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even if you don't have an ad blocker
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installed you like visually don't see
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them like heat you like you don't
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perceive them you you skip over them to
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the whole banner blindness thing is real
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there's very little that that web
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publishers can really do to make a lot
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of money on those things and and so
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they've had to do all this crazy
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tracking stuff just to try to make it
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slightly more targeted to raise the
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rates slightly more and then of course
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there's the rise of all these
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programmatic ad exchanges which makes
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everything even worse and even more
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horrible and even more creepy track but
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this that's alongside that we need to
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get any more into summary version
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basically the web sucks for ads like it
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is it is a terrible place to advertise
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it is a terrible place to publish
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advertisements to try to make money from
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additionally as i mentioned before all
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the massive fraud that goes on like it
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such a mess it is so it's just bad for
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everybody because the medium just
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doesn't work that well for display just
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it just doesn't work very well
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simple as that and as everything gets
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more and more cutthroat and advanced
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technically and algorithmically
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generated and everything it's just
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getting worse and worse hours and it's
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this kind of no one inside there with
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the web the web as a place to make money
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through advertising is really a pretty
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pretty bad place to be so podcasts on
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the other hand because these are just
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mp3 files
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it's just an audio stream there's
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basically nothing you can really do to
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advertise in an audio stream except just
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insert a an ad that somebody is speaking
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into the stream and because of lots of
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reasons there's not a lot of tracking
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you can do to say like you know did
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people here that ad with a few
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exceptions but for the most part nobody
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you can't really track the people here
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this day people listen this far on the
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show like you pretty much can't do it
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cause like what if somebody's playing it
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on their ipod didn't even have an
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internet connection you know like that
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you don't know that they're still
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playing the file you downloaded from you
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and there's no way for that report
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reported to you
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what if they're playing it in like some
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like web in bed or Twitter and Bedwyr
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like they're just babies can see the mp3
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file but they're not like loading a
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whole app there are they're not loading
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your whole webpage or something like
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they're still listening and buy by the
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wrong metric of download counts they
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will be counted but that's all you can
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really get one of the soothing sound of
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our voices put them to sleep and as they
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fall asleep and that's why exactly like
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she should we get paid for those like so
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it that there's no way to tell whether
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somebody has listened to a certain point
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basically unless you control the app and
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we'll get to that
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so anyway this to me is like this
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beautiful system because the web
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I i love the web and it makes me so sad
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to see what the web has become over the
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last five years or so as everything is
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just gotten so much more cutthroat and
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driven by automated adtech and
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algorithmic content generation and it's
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just and said it's it's just it's just a
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mess and as a fan of both the web as a
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medium and also the the
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openness of blogging and RSS feeds and
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everything which I still used by the way
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still use an RSS reader it's not that
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that world is is losing to Facebook and
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Twitter and an apple and these these
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kind of closed ecosystems that makes me
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very sad and podcasting is still run
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that way the question basically the the
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debate here is whether podcasting can
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still be run that way for a longer time
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or whether this you know the article
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kept saying like it's outgrown its roots
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has it like this podcasting really need
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to add all this crap to the people's
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business grow because podcasting is
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working just fine the way it is
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we get so so if you talk about like how
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much you make per listener / / user and
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people call this the CPM the cost per
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thousand impressions well however you
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measure that
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thanks france by the way for the am so
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the web
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I think you're lucky to get I mean
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what's a good web CPM today like a few
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dollars maybe at most I mean with
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podcasting the numbers are lower list of
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numbers are lower like you know a good
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website it can get millions of hits a
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month the top podcast things like this
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american life like really big podcast
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might get like a million downloads a
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month or something in that ballpark I
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don't have recent numbers on that but
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that's what I heard like a year or two
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ago someone that you know a million
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downloads a month for a podcast will put
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you in like the top handle a podcast
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that exists in the world whereas a
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million hits to a web pages is kinda
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like lower mid-level trafficker these
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days like you can get way more than that
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if you're big site but the podcast can
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command something like a 22 $60 CPM
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instead of what the web is getting like
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you know a dollar or two because pockets
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advertising is just so much more
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effective
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it's not even close it is way more
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effective and part that's because you
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have you know people like us at the
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hosts reading the ads and that makes you
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pay attention more a big part of it is
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you're actually hearing them as opposed
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to the web where you just do not even
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see the ads at all
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and not because bad blockers because you
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actually just ignore them podcast answer
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so much more effective just because of
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the medium because of how its heard
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where it's heard who is saying what
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they're saying the relationship people
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have the dedication they have where and
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how they're listening as opposed to look
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on the web your kind of like skimming
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constantly and you can get there as fast
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as you can
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a podcast you're probably listening to
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while doing something else whether it's
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working driving whatever the case you're
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less physically engaged in the activity
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so you're less likely i think just get
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the ad it's it's just such a different
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environment that it just happens to work
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way better for ads so for some reason
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this handful of big podcasters allegedly
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met with some people and apple allegedly
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trying to get them to say well we want
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we want to basically do like web levels
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of data tracking and we want Apple to
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put that in there at because that's what
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we can have we can really have it done
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is to put these things in apps it the
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implication there is because they want
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their business models to be more like
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the web and that just seems insane to me
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because the web is in such shambles and
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we have it great over here in podcast
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land they don't know how lucky they are
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that the web does these data things
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because it has 24 most sites to get
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anything at all
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not because that is the inevitable way
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forward to quote grow your business
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podcasting is not new it is not even i
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would even say it's booming I think it's
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growing steadily the same way it has for
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10 years and if you look at like podcast
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growth it's not a hockey stick curve
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it's basically a line and everyone's
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everyone who thinks it's new it's just
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like it's like to tip the iceberg thing
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like they were finally put out of the
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ocean where it's like they think oh my
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there that there's basically the debate
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over whether podcasting needs to change
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in order to enable quote growth or two
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mature or something and this what what
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in addition to all the things that got
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like factually wrong or misleading it
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basically stated as given as fact that
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podcasting was outgrowing its roots and
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needed to change the way it operates to
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be more like the web
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I very strongly disagree with that i'm
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not saying the podcasting should never
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change but I am saying i don't think it
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needs to change in this way right now
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and possibly ever because this is a
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different medium it works very
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differently and the idea that a few
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people most of whom come from the web
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and ad tech world's think the podcast
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should work more like the web
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first of all I find that baffling
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because I said the web sucks and and
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second of all I i think that is that is
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a bad argument it but it doesn't follow
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like that you can't make that argument
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without support that showing that
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somehow podcasting is really suffering
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without this and is declining and needs
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this to survive and I see no evidence of
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that at all in fact i'm doing the
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opposite i'm seeing podcasting is
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growing and is doing very well
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going to the to the apple site like what
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can Apple do apple is a directory
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they're the biggest directory and they
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had this big editorial section where
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they can promote shows which they do and
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as far as i know they're the only people
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who who invest a lot of human effort to
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actually make editorial podcast pics in
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lots of different categories every week
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and around the world i think so like
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that you know they're already doing a
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lot of editorial side
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I don't know what else they could do on
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the editorial side I think I think like
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they're doing they're already doing way
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more than anybody could be expected to
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do given that they're making a little
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money off of podcasting I think they're
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doing a very good job APPL I think
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editorially I think they're set we
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should be thankful to do as much as they
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as they do and then you have the Apple
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player and this is kind of where it so
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the a podcast players the most popular
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podcast playing app the one built and
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built into iOS I don't know how itunes
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does anymore the desktop i think it's
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pretty small probably but but the 1i OS
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that comes comes with iOS called
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podcasts from Apple the purple icon that
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is the most popular pockets on the road
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has something like sixty percent
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sixty-seven percent of podcast downloads
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according to most people and so they're
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basically pushing up
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to say the stats we get now are not
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enough we want you to do two things for
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us we want you to a give us as much data
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as you can about the people so tell us
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like how many downloads into your app
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actually listen to where they listen you
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know where they stopped playing episode
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like what exactly what time stamp down
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to the second so we can optimize your
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content and tweak our storytelling
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abilities and their advertisers can ask
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how many people actually heard our
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entire ads they can then I guess not pay
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us like I get a lot of these things
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don't make sense when you think them
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through that I don't know why why
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because we asking for these things
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anyway so that's that's part one is that
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they want Apple to to add all this
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creepy data tracking to their player app
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and then to report it to the podcast in
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some way and once again I think Jason's
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now on my curly on upgrade this past
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week I did a very very good job of
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covering exactly like what the kind of
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implications of this would be and how
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like just that the scale of the
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operation this would entail to even do
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this if they wanted to and how useful
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the data would actually be considering
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that it's not that it like it isn't all
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listeners its depending on the show
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somewhere between like probably 20 and
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seventy percent of listeners so you know
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that's and it might not be
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representative sample so it's you know
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it the quality of the David they would
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get woody wood itself being questioned
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even if they got it and in the process
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then getting it and the the systems
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involved the implementation of that
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would be a huge mess not to mention all
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the ethical and quality issues it would
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then create the incentives that would
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create with podcast creation with with
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these pro podcasters to like structure
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shows differently so they would boost
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these numbers and in these little tiny
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ways that would kind of sacrifice
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quality or overall flow but how it would
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give us five percent move this month you
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know because you can say now that would
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never happen but look at the web it
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happens it always happens
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so you know let's not kid ourselves that
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would definitely happen so you have this
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made this massive problematic request of
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the more data then you also have three
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the request of podcasters that Apple
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enable other business models and what
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they basically mean is enable away for
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people to pay for our show
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you know there's there's already ways to
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pay for podcasts lots of podcast do i
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know this because overcast doesn't
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support their feeds and I hear from all
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their fans everyday but there's already
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ways to do things like paid feeds
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members only feeds whether it's
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password-protected or its hidden URL to
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support those thanks Jason idea to
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support please subscribe 26 colors you
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know the password stuff I don't support
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and and some a lot of them like that tho
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members only area or or paid podcast
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that aren't even distributed as podcast
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files then feed you you like sign up
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with their website and you can download
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the audio files there are lots of ways
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to do this the biggest way to do this
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though Apple made in 2008 called the app
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store this is what most people do if
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they want to have a paid podcast they
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release their own app to play their
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podcast which gives them all the
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capabilities that the podcasters are
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asking Apple for allegedly that already
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exists its existed for eight years
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it's called the App Store you can make
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your app you can charge whatever you
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want for the app you can have in-app
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purchase in the app you can control the
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entire player experience and do all the
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creepy data tracking you want that's
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already there many podcasts have their
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own apps
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this is not a new thing and it works
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okay i don't know anybody who makes a
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ton of their of their listenership or
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money that way but they make some it's
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so you know what if that's the kind of
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system you want it already exists and
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take it from a developer i guarantee you
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that whatever Apple would do with the
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podcast app store with the podcast or
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that that everyone's apparently asking
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for would be worse
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that would be a worse system than just
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making your nap
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you don't want that trust me like either
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way apples taking 30-percent let's be
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honest here I mean we know that they're
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taking at least thirty percent either
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way you know at least in the app store
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it's only thirty percent if you if they
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make their own pocket store because the
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opportunity to set a new rate might be
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hired at Apple's services company so you
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believe me you don't want the head that
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you understand why they don't want to
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make their own app like it isn't it
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obvious like the fragmentation problem
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that if
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everyone has their own app like they'd
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be the advancement of the app store is
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the one place you go to get all the
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software instead of having to go to
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individual developers website that
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discoverability problems and making
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people aware and came to fatigue as kind
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of like we have an apple TV that like
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that the fatigue of like I don't want to
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listen to this podcast together this a
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priority that podcast that app like your
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kind of like when when books for
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individual apps back when Apple was
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allowing that you get one book is an
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individual app it's just it's a lot of
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fragmentation and everybody good that
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it's really hard to get attention from
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anybody and I can build the sort of
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level playing clear that you were
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talking about before is an advantage of
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saying like Apple you dissemble met this
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stuff is sort of the baseline within the
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only podcast player app that matters the
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built-in appleone as far as these people
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are concerned allegedly in this in this
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article here then we wouldn't have to
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fight for the attention to get our app
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downloaded and it really is a barrier to
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people like people don't want to have to
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download a new app forever it's like
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having to download a new app for
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removing your policy is a rather just go
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to a store and be able to render by the
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movie and you want to go to 17 different
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stores and that there are still multiple
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stores but it was one per pod cast
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that's bad
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so I kind of what i'm trying to do
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reading this article is put myself into
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perhaps not the headspace of the
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theoretical people who talk to apple but
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the headspace of the author of this
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article because a lot of things this
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article are not quotes are not and are
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not like sentiments attributed to people
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who supposedly met with Apple but rather
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just stated
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yeah in what looks like the authors
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voice presumably informed by the I don't
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know by accounts of the meeting and I'm
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trying to let try to figure out like why
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is it that the author or the people that
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the author spoke to believe these things
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about podcasting like what is I know
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what what what what are we missing visit
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you I think you've outlined pretty
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well-liked from our perspective doesn't
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make any sense but our perspectives and
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the only perspective and I think the
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best thing I've come up with is that if
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you want to if you want to reach a
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bigger audience like podcasts are the
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size of they are serial is way bigger
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than lots of podcasts this american life
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is way bigger but that kind of barely
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house because it is built it audience on
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the radio and not
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as a podcast right um if you want to go
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really big with that big audience i
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means I suppose high production values
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across more to make shows that good the
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battery know if that's true but like I'm
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trying again i'm trying to get in their
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head in there thinking like I think it's
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loosely correlated high production
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values can result in better shows they
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do sometimes do something better shows
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but they are they don't always and they
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aren't always required right but anyway
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they're going for if you were going for
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a much bigger audience part of that
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have been conditioned by all the crap on
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into model trains because it if you have
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a podcast that you know for people who
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are SuperDuper into model trains model
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trains manufacturers will pay a lot for
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that right
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great demo or like our podcast listen to
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self-selecting audience based on the
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more valuable than the mass audiences so
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anyway if you be want to make podcast
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way bigger and sell to a mass audience
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and your CPM goes down you really need
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the tools that will let you get cold to
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put an advertisement on your thing or
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you know talk to proctor and gamble or
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whatever like these really big things
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that you know by super bowl ads and are
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they're trying to go it's like podcast
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people who are going to want to go for a
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big audience like I bet many more people
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would go for any other thing about radio
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like you have
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you know every kind of mass advertiser
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be on the radio because like all this
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reaches everybody but the everybody
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model is so different than the current
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podcasting while I think what they want
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to happen is please make a world where
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coca-cola will advertise and here are
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the ingredients we see that will hook up
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all the pieces in this chain so that we
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will have a podcast that plays 250
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million people and that really big
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companies pay for ads or at a tremendous
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rate and a tremendously mostly p.m. but
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we'll make it up in volume and now we
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are big player and we will just squish
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all the other shows and we'll make
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cereal look like a little silly NPR
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fluke i don't have enough cereals NPR
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sorry pris see over the holidays and
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that and like and that's so outside our
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understanding of podcasts and our little
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text circle and our nerdy podcast and
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stuff like that I don't necessarily
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think that that can't and shouldn't
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exist but like as a goal I kind of see
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it as well as something to that like
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imagine if you have the podcast
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everybody let's do see really seems like
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it was most people you know like it's
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just been compared to other podcast it's
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not as if someone came out with the the
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equivalent of you know Star Wars 1977
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like the movie that everybody and
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generation saw there's no podcast
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equivalent to that yet and they could be
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going for it and I think that's an
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interesting goal and interesting to
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aspire to but the way the things they're
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asking for a are informed by the web and
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like you said like that's pretty stupid
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and be like the whole what they're
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asking Apple to do I don't understand
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why maybe they haven't been burned
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enough by this but asking Apple to a
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building's analytics into your app and
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make you know it and subscriptions and
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stuff like that and of course there are
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so many things that only Apple can do
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have to do with the app store and
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there's only one way to get software on
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your things through the app store again
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focusing on iOS but i'm sure they make
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the same pitch to google it google get
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on google play thing going on over there
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but were they successful in lobbying
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apple for the things they supposedly
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once they will just let you know that in
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their wildest dreams what they will have
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successfully done is created youtube
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which is terrible for just over a
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situation where the only reasonable way
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to make money with video on the web is
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through YouTube and YouTube controls
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music yeah youtube controls everything
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about it and there's no competition and
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they can change the terms of the same
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time what the hell you going to do
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because it's YouTube like why would you
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ask me that why would you get you are
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you know again
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tapos credit or whatever or capitals
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apathy or whatever like they're probably
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not going to do any of this stuff but if
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they did it would be terrible for
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everyone involved both the big guys
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because they would just be putting
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themselves under the thumb of apple and
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for the small people who were like no we
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don't want that we like to be free and
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open or whatever like so it's a terrible
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doomsday scenario if they got what they
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wanted because it would it would just
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make it dysfunction all the way you
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talked about for the web and the data
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and the in ever decreasing CPMs in the
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Indian the perverse incentives in the
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fraud and everything like that and you
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would be shoveling all the power in the
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market to this one gatekeeper just
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because you didn't write one right here
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on happen because you couldn't abide to
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have simple open system with RSS VHP
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suggest it wouldn't didn't give you the
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analytics you like it's it's such a
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terrible thing to want like and I I kind
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of see where they're coming from like we
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want the big breakout hit and we need
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this data and we need these tools but I
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feel like you should work that out so
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hard for me to talk with us even
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accepting the premise that these things
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happen in the article weather said it
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but because they didn't end it did but
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you should be talking to coca-cola about
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how they should be ok with you know
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funding this podcast for celebrities
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that you think millions and millions of
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people are going to listen to without
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the obsessive data that they think they
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should technically be able to get that
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coca-cola picture back to the olden days
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when people feel that little paper forms
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after they watch television shows and
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you and you bought you bought
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advertisement based on that and now
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we're going to tell you a precise number
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of downloads and you won't do it because
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it's just not enough data and you need
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to know the exact demos and again where
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they live what their income is and what
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things that last click on what the last
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boss on amazon what cookies been
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tracking them through their facebook
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clicks for the last it's just I it's
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it's a somewhat admirable goal to try to
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make like a podcast breakout hit but i
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think the supposedly demands of these
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people and in this article are totally
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the wrong way to go about it and one
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tiny passage that highlighted here is to
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finish up like makes me just question
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everything about this is again not a
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quote and not attributed to anything but
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it's a the articles as promotion within
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iTunes which is one of the only reliable
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ways to build an audience particularly
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for a new show is decidedly decided by
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small team blah blah promotion within
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itunes is not not only not one of the
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only reliable ways to build an audience
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but probably one of the worst ways to
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build an audience because it's like it
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if you could guarantee the you would
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have been promoted as the number one
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podcast on itunes for an entire year
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with that build an audience vs say if
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you made a podcast that promise to
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slowly lay out the plot her star wars
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episode 8 episode 8 entirely unpromoted
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in itunes podcast would crush your
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podcast like it's the only reliable way
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to build and you build an audience by
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making things that people like and
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leveraging existing audience is probably
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the best way to build nice but the only
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reliable way like i don't know i can't
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think of a single person who found their
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favorite podcast because it was promoted
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on itunes i'm sure they're out there and
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I'm sure that they'll send us things but
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like it's just a warped view of the
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world of podcast listening like that's
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not how people discovered cereal people
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did not discover cereal because it was
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promoted in itunes it was promoted in
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itunes because people discovered cereal
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like it's you know like there is a place
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for editorial or whatever but if you got
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in your head the itunes is already this
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this kingmaker gatekeeper i-i-i don't
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let your your abdicating all of your
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responsibility to build your own
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audience by having a good show and doing
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your own marketing and stuff like that
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like again
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editorials important and they do promote
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shows and it's important like you know
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for shows to come out of obscurity that
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that Apple can you put them in new and
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noteworthy and whatever whatever weird
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systems are having and it's a fun little
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thing but really to frame it as the only
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reliable way to build an audience
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particularly for a new show that that
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just does not match with my
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understanding of the podcast world at
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all hot especially when it comes to
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mass-market shows because the mass
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market is not trolling the itunes
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podcast directory
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they don't even know what podcasts are
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right they only know because they heard
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about cereal and that they
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figured out what podcasts are like
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that's the problem like by treating
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apples the whole world
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II know as you very very well said like
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you're not only like trying to make them
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the only platform that matters at all
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i'm trying to increase their share
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but you're also kind of investing in the
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sinking ship because that sixty percent
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market share that they most likely have
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among listening that goes down every
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believe me I've been watching that's
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decreasing over time as more podcast
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players sprout up on iOS and as more
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people finally get around to living on
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android is where android so far has been
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very underrepresented in podcast that's
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according to most big hosted by an
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ellipse and used to used to enhance
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numbers every so often used to be
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something like eight to one in favor of
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iOS four like everything show that they
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host which is a lot of shows now enjoys
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getting higher
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you have people like google play and
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Spotify entering the podcast market in
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possibly big ways mostly have ended up
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going and I don't like them but they
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exist so we'll see how that ends up
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going but you know you have the podcast
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market being becoming more and more
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diverse apple's market shares going down
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and all the sudden these people want to
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relying on them for your for like all of
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we know like know everyone who relies
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only on the app store for their
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promotion we tell them they're doing it
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please don't rely on us like and if if
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store and you have no other marketing
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that actually hurts your chances of
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things that have real marketing plans
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it's so the idea of trying to like
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basically make apple do all your work
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for you to put your podcast as you said
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John is terrible also getting back to
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the ad thing for a second which 10 ties
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into this all everything that the
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podcasters are asking Apple to do or
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asking for
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making enough / listener from our ads
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so that we can make more money it's it's
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basically like saying the only way for
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us to grow is to extract more out of the
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existing listener base remember what i
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the audience between podcasts and the
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web a great podcast might get a few
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hundred thousand downloads an episode
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that would put it in like the top
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probably five or one percent of podcasts
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on the web that's nothing
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if you want to grow your business as
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podcasters the way for growth is to get
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more people listening to podcasts and
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then to get more people listening to
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your podcast that's obvious like I don't
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understand how anybody can look at the
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situation now and say
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situation now and say
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well we need to grow that to really grow
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this we're out we're just growing this
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old model here we really need is add
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tech lot
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no you need more people listen to
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podcasts you know how you do that it's
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not by making podcasts suck
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it's not by getting all creepy on people
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and making I'm putting all this stuff in
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their face
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it's not by putting up a paywall sorry
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grow the audience that's how that that's
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the way for revenue growth possibly you
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start doing all this data mining crap
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when your ads don't work or when you
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have saturated the audience you need to
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find new ways to extract more of what
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you have
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we are neither of those things are true
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for podcasting it's the opposite
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podcasting has tons of room to grow it
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is growing not as a hockey stick level
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you know growth but it is steadily
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growing over time there's tons of
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potential to grow into especially as we
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as we have further penetration of
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bluetooth and cell phones and cars which
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is where a lot of listening happens and
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we have all these new like you know
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cheap home speaker bluetooth devices
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people to listen more home any of people
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getting more and more into the habit of
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listening to things on their smartphones
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like there is tons of room for growth
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here and there are so many people who
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don't listen to podcast now that's where
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you focus you focus your effort on
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growing the pool your we're already
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making great rates on the ads rates that
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you know I just like when you expand
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like coca-cola all these things were
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like oh we have to expand the brand
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everything ok so right now we have
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mostly direct-response advertiser's this
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is things like Squarespace they like
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things were like you you you sign up for
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a service or you buy a product and you
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give them some kind of coupon or
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discount code or visit a special URL and
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they track how many people bought their
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thing through each show which episode
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URL and that kind of gives them an idea
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of how many people might have heard the
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ad and how much they are willing to pay
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for future ads as a result of how much
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they're making from their past adds all
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these hot dogs articles about how much
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we have to like you know move into brand
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advertising they're all like well we
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could keep hearing the same ads from
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like Squarespace over and over again
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ever wonder why they're not dumb
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they're buying them because they work
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really well and
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whatever they're spending on the end of
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each other said is a really nice and
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helped by CPM whatever they're spending
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on the ads they're making that back they
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can see it in direct response
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conversions and results
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the reason why we have so many direct
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response advertisers and why every
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podcast for the most part does is
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because they can directly measure the
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value they see it and they say we want
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more cuz these ads are working
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ridiculously well
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brand advertising things like oh we're
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gonna focus working plastico can deliver
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these billboards for the next 10 years
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and hope that increases our margin
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slightly brand advertising by definition
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is almost impossible to measure it
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basically goes unmeasured whenever he
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was basically a shot in the dark here
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people are just hoping that over time by
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getting their logo and their name out
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there and associating happy things with
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their brand or whatever people start
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recognizing their brand sales will
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slowly increase as this recognition
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build the web has developed such
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incredibly sophisticated and creepy
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levels of tracking and analytics and
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behavioral monitoring and surveillance
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that they can see to a much greater
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degree what works and what doesn't
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granddad's don't pay that much on the
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web because they can see it's not
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working when you saying you want brand
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ads what you're really saying is we're
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gonna sell brand ads because our eyes
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don't work so we're gonna sell these to
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you cope because we know you won't
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really be able to measure well but coke
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also isn't interested in the small
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numbers and Squarespace maybe not
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Squarespace but some other advertisers
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that are basically are paying to acquire
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new customers for some kind of
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subscription plan may not be able to pay
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like Coco pay more because brand
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advertising is by definition a we want
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the big numbers huge shotgun approach
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that's the only type of advertising to
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which this sort of general-purpose broad
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demographic is actually desirable
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because that's what we're gone for we
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want everybody to know cause we don't
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care who you are what you do what you're
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interested in you need to know about
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coal and it's awesome
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they want the big numbers anything that
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is acquiring customers even something
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like a fracture whatever like it i don't
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think that they that they're not gonna
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they're not gonna keep the same CPM and
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pay for a show that
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give a hundred bringing people to
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bankrupt the company right and they're
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not interested they don't they're not
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interested in spraying there I'd like
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they'd be overpaying because only a
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small fraction those people actually
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interested in signing up would be much
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better to go on a podcast where much
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higher percentage of the people listen
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are into digital photography and making
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principal whatever you know so I I feel
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like they want to get those big
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advertisers because you know the the
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number on the check is going to be
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really big and the only people who are
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going to write that check our people are
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doing brand advertising and that's the
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way you get again you know if you want
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to get a new podcast that that has 200
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million downloads for every episode i
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think brand advertising is your only
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your only path to that and so they
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they're trying to connect the dots to
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make that meant by the way like I agree
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that the the way you would get a big
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podcast like that as you have to get
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more people to the podcast but the best
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way to do that is to keep podcast like
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the web the reason everybody can and did
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eventually come to use the web is
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because it wasn't controlled by
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Microsoft or Yahoo or whoever else like
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it was a thing that anyone can implement
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the web browser anyone can make a
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website and no one company owns and
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controls it
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that's what let it spread everywhere if
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you try to make apple the king of
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podcast or Android the king of podcasts
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or whatever you're narrowing the number
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of people who can listen to podcast
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especially if you pick somebody who has
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a platform because again it's a you took
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iOS or Android one of them became the
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only thing then podcasting that matter
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you're cutting off half of the market
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right there
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you want everybody to be able to listen
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to podcast really easily on no matter
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what device they have the whatever weird
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thing they buy in their house or have on
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their person or in their car or wherever
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you want everybody listen to podcasts
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like everybody can go to your website
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the reason websites have huge amount of
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traffic is because everybody can go to
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websites that you doesn't you don't have
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to have a special kind of computer or
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special operating system or special
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application or whatever essentially
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every platform has some way to browse
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the web and we're at that point with
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podcast was just RSS anybody can make a
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player for it for any applicant for any
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type of thing
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any move that big podcasts would do in
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the hopes of getting like big brand
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advertising or making a big podcast that
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tried to make podcasting more more
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in that way to shoot themselves in the
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foot because the you know those people
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are out there you want to make you want
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to make them be able to listen to
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podcast no matter where they are what
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they're doing
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do not make podcasting tied to a
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particular store particular application
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of data backed up to back plays because
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unlimited five bucks per month per
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computer and we have we have like five
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terabytes in there so far it is crazy
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how good backblaze is and in my
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experience how much better it is in the
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competition that place is great you can
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do restores either on the web or even if
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you want to have the mail you a hard
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drive you can do that they will
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overnight you a hard drive all your data
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on if you don't wanna wait for a big
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download and if you return one of those
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drives by mail within 30 days to get a
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refund for the dr see it's basically a
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free store with a male hard drive which
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is really great
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they already have over 200 petabytes of
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data stored from for their customers
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they restored over 10 billion files and
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this is a great insurance policy and you
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know I online backup because you know
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you have this a little bit additional
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overhead of restoring and I still do
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recommend having a local backup
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something like time machine or a
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super-duper clone or something like that
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but having back plays as well for that
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the just in case and the convenience of
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the remote access i do recommend that
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and I do it myself and it's
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fantastic so check out there is no
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gimmicks there's no charges five bucks
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per month per computer for unlimited
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under throttled off-site online backup
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go to backpage.com / ATP and you'll get
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a free 15-day trial thanks a lot of back
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plays this is the end of the end so we
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talked about an episode or two ago how I
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felt like it's been trendy to dislike
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the apple watch well it's been trendy to
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really really really freaking love the
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Amazon echo i do not have one
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I don't I don't know that I've ever yet
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I mean sure probably I've never seen one
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in person to my recollection but
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everyone that I know swears by it loves
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it cetera and so it seems like
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everyone's getting really infatuated
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with voice-based control and the people
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who did
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serie which was the the you know that
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software was eventually brought up by
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Apple and and i believe the company was
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as well so a lot of the x-series people
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have gone on to create a live which is
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kind of the spiritual successor to Siri
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and they demoed it on monday now I
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didn't have the time to watch the video
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but my understanding was this was
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something pretty darn impressive
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impressive if you don't think about it
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too much I guess
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hey what do you say that oh I have hound
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I seem that the the things I don't maybe
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maybe it only bothers people like me but
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on the flip side but I think none of
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these things are up to the point where
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they pass the regular person thresholds
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of of magic because as we discussed many
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times in the past with Syria the problem
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with Syrian things like that is you'll
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see when you have any kid you serious
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five seconds people immediately jump to
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all this is a little person in my
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computer but obviously it's not and as
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soon as they discover the very real and
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very close limits of any of these things
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though it breaks the illusion it's like
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oh i thought this was like a little
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person on my computer I could talk to
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instead of just crappy program that's
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like basically boils down to like
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playing a text adventure game where you
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have to learn the syntax and what you
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can say what you can't say and it's
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disappointing disappointing people know
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they kind of put in a bin with I thought
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it was going to be
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this magical thing where I can talk to a
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person in my phone really it's just like
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the voice version of the command line
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where I have to learn the things that it
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can do first of all I have to learn the
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ways i can say the things that it can do
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and granted there are many ways that you
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can say it may be more than the average
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sex adventure but probably about the
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same as in any good text adventure and
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the new demo is like showing off context
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like what kinda remembers last thing I
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said to it so I can refer back to it
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using you know if I as long as I use the
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right words and their the it will
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understand what I'm talking about and
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build on my past conversations and it's
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like I'm having a conversation if you
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see a demo with the preset script it is
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it seems to be very impressive until you
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realize there is only a very small
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number of things that you can ask about
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and those things aren't always
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interesting
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do you like it's because you want to ask
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about facts that you can put a wall from
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Alfre or uh things having to do with the
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weather or date and time or unit
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conversions then you can have this
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amazing but extremely boring
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conversation about stuff that you don't
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really care about but if you really want
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to know something more complicated
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you better hope that's within the
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problem and i'm not saying that these
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are bad products i think they're amazing
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we need to keep advancing on some it's
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great but I get like i said as soon as
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you have a voice talking to you or they
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can understand what you're saying people
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immediately jump to this is how 9000 or
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like it it's a little person but it's
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totally and all the person it's so far
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from that that there's always the
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inevitable let down so as we continue to
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march their progress there I'm you know
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I think that's good but this this slight
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diversion with Eve and river however you
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want to say and all those other ones
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bothers me as the type of person who
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like reads the wire cutter or Marcus
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headphones reviews or markers lightbulb
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reviews or anything like that and that
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the the very boldly stated business
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model of these companies is will make
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deals with other companies so you can
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say you know have a piece of delivered
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to my house at 5pm and also send flowers
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to my mom for Mother's Day you like wow
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what an amazing demo it's like having a
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personal assistant but you don't get to
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pick what pizza it is or what company
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sends the flowers the company they that
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makes the product that you're talking to
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does deals with Domino
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and proflowers and that's what gets sent
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not because those are the best flowers
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or because your assistant knows the best
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flowers to get for your mom or the kind
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of pieces that you like but because
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these are the deals the company whose
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voice agent that you're talking to me
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you know made partnerships with and so
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their incentives are all screwed up
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their incentives of the supposed
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personal assistant is not to help you
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get the things that you want in your
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life it's to dutifully follow through on
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the business deals that the companies
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made and all these companies are looking
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for we make this thing so sticky that
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people love talking to it and just like
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rely on it as part of their life then we
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can charge people a lot of money to you
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know like the same way that Google in
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charge money for service we got
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everybody typing into our searchbox now
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all of a sudden you buy you buy
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advertising keywords or search keywords
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for us it's very bad with everybody
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there's all the pizza ordering then we
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can charge whatever pizza company a lot
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of mind as I did you one of the pizza
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Steve Pizza comedy films pizza request
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but you know obviously people like me
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and I think a lot of people kind of care
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where their pizza comes from maybe they
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don't care so much about where the
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flowers come from but that the model
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that that they should be presenting is
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here is artificially intelligent agent
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or whatever the agents move good
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nineties apple thing that knowledge
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navigator can help your life it's
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supposed to be helping me it's supposed
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to be like I wanted to do things that
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you know if it's going to save me work i
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would go and figure out what's the best
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dishwasher is and what the comparative
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features are and stuff like that or you
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know i would if i move into a new area I
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would you know troll reviews to try to
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find out where two people like you know
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that the best pizzeria you know like
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ratings are like I wanted to figure out
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what I want in my life
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what my needs are and follow through on
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that but I don't know if there's money
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to be made in that because we're not
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willing to pay for that service so
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someone's gotta pay and the people who
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are paying his dominoes and you're gonna
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get a stupid domino's pizza so you get
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what you deserve you right and it's just
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it's it's misaligned incentives but I
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don't know the way out of it because
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align incentives would be you pay me
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five dollars a month for the privilege
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of using a series of even know who wants
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to do that either because they're not
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good enough for five dollars a month
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it's like now I'll just do the web
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search myself well just go to the wire
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cutter myself right so I don't know how
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you get you find your way out of this it
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could be i don't i don't know
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it could be that most people are fine
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with that they're like I don't really
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want to know or care what deals you make
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behind the scenes as long as somebody
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comes to pick up pick up my package
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I don't care what they ship it by or
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anything like just they don't they're
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not as picky the not reading reviews
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about your lightbulbs right there just
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like whatever
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it's just convenient for me to be able
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to do this and I don't really care what
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company or product is involved and I
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don't care what deals are made behind
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the scenes and I don't care that my
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needs aren't the most primary thing is a
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service like a free it's built into my
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phone or yelled into the air and Amazon
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echo does it I don't care that all the
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products are filled through amazon or
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you know like it's like pushing the
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buttons of paper towels
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you know you get the pic was a mother
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has a wide right but I don't care they
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all come from amazon maybe those people
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are fine with that but for me personally
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I don't like it and i also think that
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the misaligned incentives will just
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become a larger and larger problem until
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unless these services we can actually
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become so good that people are willing
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to pay for them because once you pay
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five dollars a month to have a personal
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assistant you could just shout orders to
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and we do stuff and was not actually a
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person you didn't have to like care
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about their feelings and well-being or
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anything like that's the dream of an
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artificial intelligent personal
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assistant for every movie about the
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future regions yell things into the air
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and things get done and what you love an
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assistant learned more about you about
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what you like and what you dislike and
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did the research for you and
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collaborated with other agents and you
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of you having to put a star right like
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personal systems and do all that stuff
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actually a person just a computer but
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you don't be a jerk to but you also
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don't have to like worry about like you
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know they don't don't sleep don't eat
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that's why we use computers because we
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don't have to have this constant like
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we're not but we're not trying to
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we just want them to do what we tell
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them to do when we do it is their
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machines and they're not people right
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and that's the dream of having the
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computers you know just think it's not
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of it as like the using using a computer
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computer and click on things are
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talking to the air and then somewhere
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like the same way a personal assistant
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would learn your preferences and
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everything that's what computers are
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seeing what we watch and we have to help
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with a silly way of hitting stars and
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stuff but eventually netflix it's good
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to think i think you will like this
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movie based on movies you've seen in the
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past and have like it's incredibly
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primitive compared to what we could do
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if we had a conversational long-term
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relationship with a you know a
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voice-controlled thing that was on our
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make our lives better but again that
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there's no there's no business model
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that the textile isn't quite there but i
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feel like i can get there eventually and
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once we do
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someone is going to get five dollars a
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month from hell of a lot of people when
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that becomes good enough
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well but it doesn't have to be that it's
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five dollars a month I mean it could be
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that this future Syria or what have you
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it takes a cut of whatever it
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facilitates a sale for so but that's a
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distance it hasn't sent revised to make
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deals with the put the highest bidder
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who makes crappy pizza irregular
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first of all domino's pizza is not
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crappy second of all my god it's so bad
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what are you talking about her job
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yeah I'm with John sorry Casey that's
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that's all you'll excuse us oh well
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you're way too snooty anyway the point
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is that II why couldn't we have a
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hypothetical conversation where I say
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see that like a pizza please
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sure where would you like it from papa
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johns or dominoes or what having
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presumably would have to be some
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national chain so I'm not it's not going
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to happen but then how do you get paid
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how does that service get paid you think
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it's just taking a cut of that because
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they were really kind of like Grandpop
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or whatever like they have to kind of
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opt-in the money's gotta come from
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somewhere because unless you want to pay
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extra for that pizza and like have this
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you know series surcharge of experts
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group of so freaking expensive like this
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lots of services that kind of do a small
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portion of what we would imagine beaver
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serie doing but all of them the
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incentive is this is great if you have
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money to burn and you can't be bothered
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to go someplace and you don't want your
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food being cold by the time it gets here
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you don't mind waiting a long time after
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time doesn't work like this there's so
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many caveat but the the money is a big
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deterrent five dollars a month for the
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blanket service of essentially just
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connecting the dots the things that you
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could do themselves that works
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financially if you have enough people do
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it as does dominoes being the exclusive
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will bring you a crappy pizza provider
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but I feel like the percentage of
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everything is just back to the group
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model and its yeah that's that has
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proven to be good for you know in my day
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we'd set ups but like be good for people
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who with high paying jobs and not a lot
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of time and and and more money my money
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is less important to them than their
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time and so they do that and even those
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things you kind of like yeah sometimes
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that just it's more worth of you to go
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there yourself another thing I don't
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know everyone needs try to would any of
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us would anyone order pizza in that way
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even if you would like to help if you
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could tell the store that but it charge
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you twenty percent on top of that would
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you order pizza that way I mean it was
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in a position where I didn't want to sit
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down at a computer or an ipad and iphone
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and I just wanted to within 30 seconds
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say hey see get me over i forgot i can't
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say that I'm sorry wants to it might be
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fit huh yeah what was that upgrade a
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hotel huh
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thank you i want to say aloha a hotel
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finally get me outta here get me a pizza
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a large pepperoni no pineapple pizza
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from dominos delivered to my house your
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bad taste continues like you're in favor
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of this bolt serie pepperoni and
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pineapple
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I all have not tried every and pineapple
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yet but i do like pineapple and ham
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I and I don't get that a lot of New
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Yorkers don't really do it here because
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it's not canonical John but but i do
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enjoy that combo when I can get it but
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yeah I normally I mean I like pepperoni
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and pineapple so you know there was a
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ham and pineapple discussion but i'm not
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sure if it's on a podcast that has yet
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to be released did you hear me talk
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about Hawaiian pizza on a podcast if not
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i haven't been released so I don't spoil
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it I did hear you talk about it i forget
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which shows it was on
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yeah same here it might even when you
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get an upgraded you do that recently
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right yeah maybe that was it but anyway
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uh yeah I don't wanna get into it is so
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the point is the point is the point is
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casey has terrible taste in pizza so his
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answer to this question is irrelevant or
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whatever if you see you Marco and john /
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you switch the hamburgers if you need to
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know because then I'm gonna tell you I
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think Wendy's is just fine then you
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gotta bust my balls about that too and
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whatever like this have a barbecue
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oh it would you get from dallas BBQ
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because it doesn't matter
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oh really well barbeques barbeque I mean
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just nostalgia barbecues fine but for
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all these things like this you know if
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the money is going to become taking your
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cut somebody's gotta come from somewhere
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so it's got to be a surcharge right
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because I unless you is you have to have
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deals if you're going to take a cut like
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the price remains the same but they
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caught us in you have to have that deals
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for that if you don't then you just have
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to add a surcharge because then you
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don't need deals on either end but the
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surcharges usually pretty significant
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and that's in addition to whatever the
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additional things that charging you to
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deliver it plus tip and all that other
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stuff that's the thing exactly though
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because the delivery surcharge is a
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surcharge you could if you wanted to get
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in your car or ride your bike or walk or
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what have you and go fetch your pizza
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but sometimes you just want the
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convenience of this move me old
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magically showing up at your doorstep
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I personally cannot imagine a time where
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i would want to say hey uh why telephone
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get me a Domino's large pizza but there
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are certainly people in the world that
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may be willing to pay a dollar or two or
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whatever the case may be to alway
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telephone themselves a pizza
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I mean they're dominoes let you order
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pizza with emoji by some mechanism never
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tried so I would imagine that there are
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people that are doing that 20 wonder why
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dominance has to make it so easy to
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order pizza
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you don't find anything you want to
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believe dominoes as gross that's fine
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all i know is what you know just listen
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to the forthcoming episode of analog
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where we probably won't cut the
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discussion about people that are too
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good for chain restaurants and how much
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I hate all of them which is basically
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everyone in the chat room and the two of
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you there are good chain restaurants
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there just are very few good chain pizza
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restaurants and i think most would be
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local chains that you wouldn't have
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heard of but it's fine that's fine
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also if you're going to have changed
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pizza I'm
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sure dominoes even the best one of those
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what would it be
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I was always a bigger fan of like the
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really crappy ones like little caesars
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or bus to hunt because like because like
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if you're gonna go with some really
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crappy big grand pizza
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you might as well go like super crappy
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and get like all the junk food value of
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it i feel like i would get something
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frozen from the supermarket before I
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would take delivery from any change yeah
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i did i did a lot of those to make a lot
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of like that and those are not good
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don't get me wrong they're terrible
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that's how bad i think the delivery is
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it would take a red baron pizza /
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dominoes not not red baron but maybe
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something else
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what is the thing it's not delivery its
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DiGiorno when that marketing werks night
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I don't know what kind of be like a
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matchup like even and anyway like we
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should've got into the pit stop and what
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always it's going good
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why it was so moving on your imagine no
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I can't get past this i can't imagine a
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world where somebody says man I'd really
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like some pizza and I'd like to get
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dominos and he in you have to be like mm
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dominoes is not good enough for me
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I'm sorry we're gonna have to go
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somewhere else well you know sometimes
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you have these things you don't like but
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i think its arm even if this is more of
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an issue of me even when Marco sings
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market like he has his fancy coffee
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right but when he's on the road will get
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starbucks yeah precisely when I'm on the
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road i will I would be the equivalent of
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me is I would choose not to have coffee
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good pizza and it's fine i eat something
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don't eat it you know you got to eat to
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stay alive right it'sit's not but I will
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never choose it like it whereas Marco
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our weapons because it's like well it's
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better than no coffee but no it's not
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better than no pizza no pizza beats
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Domino's Pizza my God if I listeners if
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fussy about freaking anything it's not
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it's not funny it's just like it's just
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a preference like i don't i don't
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consider it the same category of food
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it's like i'll just pick a different
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plenty of kind of foods to choose from
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like I'm not that picky about burgers
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right I'll many more options for burgers
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things from change but when it comes to
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pizza i will just pick a different food
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product that i don't think it's being
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bob is just kind of like that i don't i
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don't like that doesn't taste good to me
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i don't want it and I don't need it for
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chemical reason so i will just pick
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something else like a I don't have a
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sandwich from subway then bad pizza
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I don't know what that sandwich from
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subway are are probably the bottom rung
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of things that you can call sandwich but
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we watched as people know the chat room
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we've lost the dominoes brand
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sponsorship for losing the subway / and
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sponsorship from the show that this is
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why we can't have brand advertisers and
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podcasts before he pissed off all the
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brain will take Waffle House sponsorship
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so because they embrace what they are
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it was more of a steak and shake person
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myself over waffle house I don't even
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understand why subway so bad you're
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watching the created in front of you you
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don't understand why subway as bad
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please can you stop please don't know
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help you here do not know i just want
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your players not until you want to die
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on just now finally I'm not saying that
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it's the hill wanna die I don't want
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your help i want to be able to go to any
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friggin restaurant I want and be
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genuinely happy with the meal I've had I
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have gone to subway although not lately
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and been genuinely happy with me off hat
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are there better sandwiches in the world
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absofreakinlutely does that count as a
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restaurant the show please I haven't
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been this angry you too since the mac
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pro discussions we could just if i ever
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get this policy and high maintenance
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just kicked me in the shins what vodka
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would you drink AZ would you drink that
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they hit the big handle of like the
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cheap Russian whatever vodka that comes
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in the plastic bottle would you think
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that they just going to run through
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brita filters and it's fine
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they had that job for you didn't you
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you're privy to this because this stupid
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stupid secret of vodka is that did you
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know that whatever i saw that i don't
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know i don't think i don't think about
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the boards i saw that thing with the
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filters like all right everyone who
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filled with vodka is just I thought
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those BS III don't exactly you're free
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to but I thought that was BS maybe it is
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BS i might be wrong i'm entirely willing
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to believe it especially without
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all of the first few drinks anyway you
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can just like secretly switched the crap
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yourself at home Care's well that's
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convenient here's the thing like I would
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absolutely choose a fussy vodka like
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Tito's if I had the choice but if I
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don't have the choice or if I'm or like
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a rail broadcast on happy hour you know
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you do is put a couple lemons in there
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wait a second for to get a little bit
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watered down with a little bit of lemon
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in it and then you are fine i prefer the
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titos for sure but I am perfectly happy
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with a slightly watered down slightly
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lemony vodka and I am and I'd be happier
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about that having saved a bunch of money
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off getting a real one instead of a
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Tito's I i would be happy with that
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although you that is the best example of
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heard so far me being fussy wouldn't you
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ruin like a $13 profilter by converting
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your cheaper market into $13 more
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expensive vodka and a snowman you still
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come out ahead of you run it through
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enough times that so its equivalent like
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the five-hundred-dollar bottle is there
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five more vodka is like it's not good
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i'm sure there is i'm absolutely sure
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there is other absolutely and i should
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also note that my fussy vodka Tito's is
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like the cheapest of the fussy vodkas
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which is part of the reason why I like
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it so much
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remember when when you when you were
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coming over and we bought a bottle so
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that you would not you know judge our
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vaca collection so judge of things
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no I remember being very surprised how
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expensive was because the way you talked
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about it I thought it would be like a
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really premium priced one but no turns
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out vodka just terrible nobody president
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very high it's not terrible you gin
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drinker you are didn't gin drinker
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aren't you know how's your grass tastes
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like I i occasionally drink in i had not
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by itself and I i prefer gin-based
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drinks like martinis to drinking it
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straight but oh god a gin martini i
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forgot i I'm not that much of a little
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person I I much prefer either not
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drinking or drinking beer i'll see like
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to drink your bread i understand i'm
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gonna get so much angry email i'm gonna
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have to quit the show it's gonna be the
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worst i don't know i tried to help me
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with the subway think it's not too late
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as Marco to cut it out
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no this is meaning you can let it stay
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at right try to get this back in the
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real slightly i will say John you were
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you were seemingly puzzled by the idea
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of why would somebody pay like a like a
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20-percent premium for the convenience
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of ordering through this through like a
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cylinder robot
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boys not why but that your audience is
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limited because i know those services
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exist i know the people who use them but
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they're never gonna be mass market
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because twenty percent is just too much
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for most people
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I'll tell you what though I would
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probably pay roughly that premium to
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avoid talking to somebody on the phone i
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hear ya again yeah i know i understand
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like that's theirs if that was my only
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alternative like because like a lot of
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places around here that you know like
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you know in in the area that I think
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John both of us live in there's not a
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lot of changes present and a lot of
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place the order from just like
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independently-owned places and so
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anything that relies on like you know
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really convenient like or you can order
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with our app or things like that like
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most of the places around here don't
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support that because they dared not a
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big enough operation to be integrated
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that way to have their own app or
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whatever else which means a i can use
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Apple pay anywhere i can use my chip
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card anywhere even you know in most
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places heat her and be the you know they
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don't support like it any of these
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automated ways of ordering so if i want
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to order something i'm still doing it
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the way the San Francisco people think
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is like barbaric of like calling them on
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the phone and place an order for
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delivery or going to going to pick up my
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car and I hate talking on the phone so
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much especially too nerdy introverts
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with with disposable income again it's a
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narrow market like it where the
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potential for agents that can do things
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conversationally without you having to
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type things or really pay attention just
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yelling commands out into the air the
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potential for that is mass market but
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the number of people who are currently
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willing to pay to avoid phone calls and
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stuff like and and don't blink at twenty
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percent is just too small
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like I and I throw these things with the
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that's another thing against these
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things that are funded by having deals
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with providers of their services is that
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exactly the people who are the nerdy
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introverted people who don't make phone
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calls those are exactly the people read
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the wire cutter and obsess over which
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light bulbs are going to get and those
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people will not be happy not being able
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to choose who provides the flowers or
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even who gives them their weather
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reported like those are exactly the
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people who want the the thing that's
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going to use big data to figure out what
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the best whatever
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is and learn your preferences and do all
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that stuff they don't want to be hemmed
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into you know particular vendors and so
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I maybe was just hoping to be purchased
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by Apple or Google or alphabet or
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whatever and that's their biggest plan
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there but I i I'm not a fan of this
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model where the product isn't good
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enough for users to pay for it yet and
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the way they make their money is with
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back in deals and you have this agent
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who you can't do you have this personal
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assistant who can do a limited number of
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things hopefully if you get the syntax
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right and you have no control of our
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awareness over the companies that are
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filling the things he seemingly no way
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to get feedback about how well it went
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when the pizza right did you like it or
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did you not like you can just get me a
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pizza but not for that last place that
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was gross so going back to the original
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topic here these voice assistant things
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my I think there's a lot more to discuss
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here we're gonna have time for today
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honestly there's a lot more discuss here
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about just how these things are and and
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the kind of us runs first of all I think
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it would be a hilarious business model
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if the series founders just kept making
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things selling them to apple and then
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just quitting and making the next thing
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and then apple buys that one
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people do that all the time that's the
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serial entrepreneur thing you make a
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start-up you you know exactly what to
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make you know you that you have a
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multiple potential buyers you play them
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off each other you sell you do the next
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one and what you get to do i guess that
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is during all that time do the fun part
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of that you like starting the company
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doing the exciting thing or whatever and
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you just have to exit after exit that's
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that's the way some people live their
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lives totally viable business model
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especially in this day so I it i do
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think you know getting back as they
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wouldn't be episode of the show without
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a completed but Apple we almost made it
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I know I'm a little bit worried that
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this is an area where like you know
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Apple started this game really like
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Apple came out with Siri in 2011 right
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2011 and you know it
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Apple started this whole thing really
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hound the vibe give
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used this this work before that it
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wear like Apple can start something and
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everyone else kind of rushes and does
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their own version of it better
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a problem well that i would call hustle
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in this case like you remember when when
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jobs.can the the atg Apple technology
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everybody G stands for someone someone
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who works at up all through it but
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anyway like Apple used to do way more
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basic research type stuff like that
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whole department whose job was to do
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like basic research type things and in
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theory maybe we'll come up with a couple
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ideas that other groups in the company
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that made actual products would do it
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Steve Jobs concentrated the whole
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company i'm like no don't do
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pie-in-the-sky wouldn't it be cool if
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let's investigate this kind of
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technology that family breakfast or used
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to work at Apple for crying out loud
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right and jobs like no we want to make
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great products that ship now and they've
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done that and that's a very successful
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advanced technology group that
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yeah the helpful k see listings in the
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chatroom what we want to make actual
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when my actual products because it's it
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doesn't do anybody good to have these
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research ideas and maybe one of them
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shows up many years later but things
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like Siri that's the only real way you
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advance that is with some amount of
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basic research I feel like Apple found a
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company that was doing this thing
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whatever the esri company overcome be
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Cirie came from that already had done
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the basic research acquired them
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productized it and then is working the
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improvements to Syria talking about a
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lot of them have to do with productize
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improvements make it more reliable make
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it faster building on a different
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platform but the basic research needed
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to take series to the next level
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I don't know if that is budgeted for
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accounted for dealt with within the
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realm of Syria that product like so
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there they feel like they're advancing
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the product and meanwhile the founders
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had left was like I don't want to just
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incremental advances product or make it
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more reliable fast like that's your
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problem not interested in that I'm
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interested in how do you make the next
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grade personal assistant or whatever and
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the fact that they felt like they had to
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leave Apple to do that
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I mean maybe it's you know maybe they're
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there misinform really there was a place
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in grappling do that basic research and
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it should have been part of the plan or
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whatever but the apple today is much
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less focused on basic research stuff and
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and they do like the things they do like
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all that research in touch screens and
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stuff like that that's not the same as
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basic research it's more like free
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production product things like ideas for
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future concrete products and again I
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think this is a great strategy and it
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gives you great products instead of just
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great concept videos don't really do
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anything it's been the cornerstone of
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Apple success so you can't really fault
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him for that but I think it's also the
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reason that Google who just tons of
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crazy ideas and basic research stuff
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in-house that just never goes anywhere
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which we criticize them for and startups
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who their whole point is like that you
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have a great idea let's see it and half
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of them died you know care but if i end
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up being successful as we said before
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about just buy them again that i think
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is actually have a viable strategy like
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if they can't or don't want to support
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that type of advancement in house allow
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it to flourish out in the market
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wait for all the crappy ones to die find
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the ones that are left and buy them at
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the right time because one thing Apple
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does have is a lot of money so maybe
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Apple vibes live and the next version of
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series powered by that and who could say
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that's a bad strategy it's just
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uncomfortable during this time now where
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we see like you know seemingly everybody
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else can do serie better than apple can
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and apples just barely working on can we
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make existing serie reliable and a
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little bit smarter and expand the
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capabilities and by the way still no api
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so no real ecosystem or whatever and
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that I think is uncomfortable but I
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don't think it's insurmountable because
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you just throw money at whatever the
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most people think the problem is if
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Google is the one who does that you know
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Syria better than Syria which arguably
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they already have this google is not
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going to sell you their stuff so that's
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a problem for Apple but the vivre is not
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a problem for Apple it's a it's a it's
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I'm going with vibe now that's the the
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HTC be our thing
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yeah but I'm never going to get that is
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that leaves two I don't even now that's
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alright thanks 143 sponsors this week
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fracture freshbooks and back plays and
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we will see you next week
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now the show is over they didn't even
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mean to begin because it was accidental
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it was accidental John research Margo
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so Instagram change their icon everyone
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much but I don't think it's the total
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dumpster fire that everyone else is
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pretty bad it's pretty bad its remember
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one web two point was the thing you guys
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remember web 2.0 yeah gradients and
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rounded corners
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yeah the web 2.0 parody sites that would
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like make fun of all the design tropes
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point out the Instagram icon looks like
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a modern version of making fun of the
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flat design tropes I could see that give
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you if you tried to do a parody iconic
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like imagine the Instagram icon adopted
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all of the current fashion trends in the
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most obvious and glaring ways you would
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get that stupid thing but I don't think
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it's that bad i mean it's not as bad as
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domino's pizza or vodka
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yeah I like it it's fine whatever like
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it has some things going for it
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especially look at their alternate
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designs and boring some of those where I
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like the design that was like a a black
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square with a white circle in the middle
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of it like just now let's workshop that
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a little bit more at least this one has
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something to it will stand out a little
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bit on people screens because it's not
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people said on Twitter and as I've said
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about windows XP and bumper sounds in
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the end it doesn't matter that much
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because long-term eventually you will
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come to associate with whatever the hell
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image they make you will come to
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associate that with instagram and kids
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who are just getting the first iphones
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now don't know what the old icon looks
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like we'll be fine with it and order
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screws in but it is not the type of i
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think that that explains why it's not a
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disaster but I think you can also have
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that it's a nice well-designed pleasing
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icon and it also will come to be
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associated with the application that you
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know and love like you don't have to say
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that as if it's an either/or well you
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can have an icon that is immediately
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attracted but it will be crap long-term
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now will also be good long-term so I
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opportunity to make a better icon and I
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fine it's not it's not disastrous like
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was the disastrous one like when we
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tried to do that tropicana orange juice
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disaster if they change their minds
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come back into shows from now and see if
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they change the icon back but i have a
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feeling the wall because it's not that
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the other changes they've made recently
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or more offensive that like the icon
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like they replaced one crap icon with
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another crap icon like the old icon was
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crap to it was just our family crap that
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was that had a really good branding like
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it was it was it looked great in ios6
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right and i stayed a long time but at a
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certain point when you're the last one
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gets to do that you can have a home
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screen that has like six icons it still
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like all right
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sure go with that but yeah it didn't to
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be updated and they had a difficult
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challenge but I inside the app i
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actually like I like the like the fact
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that it doesn't look like the essential
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selected like this like that stupid blue
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like the the new look of the app and I
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page about the icon like I don't love it
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didn't think the last one was bad yes it
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looked outdated but I I completely
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concur that the branding was great i
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think i would have preferred just a
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flattened or perhaps simplified simplify
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that about a simplified version of the
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old icon but i would have been pretty
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timid though if they did that everyone
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like I go you did the obvious thing you
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just made a flat shaded version of the
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camera and I i think that would be more
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successful than this because I yeah your
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inoffensive you won't have gone anywhere
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can tell they made a change it's not
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like it's a subtle tweak nope big change
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well it on top of that this icon
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definitely stands out which presumably
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just oppressive like I don't thought
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giant and I I'm seeing are rather
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scrolling pass without looking way too
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many freaking add the Instagram like
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not worth it
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edge but i know some people like oh I
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don't see any ads in my feeding I don't
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know what Albert my trip to make them
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spam me with that like crazy but too
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many too many ads yeah I mean for a
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ads like they did like flip back off for
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me but the other day about two days ago
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algorithmic timeline and you know what I
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they could put any icon they wanted into
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the ugliest graphical theme they wanted
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just give me my stupid chronological
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timeline back because the algorithmic
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timeline
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appreciate it and I've never used
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anything else with an argument timeline
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have an account there but I literally
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have never used it to read its newsfeed
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I've never done that I don't use like
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that to like browse youtube I don't and
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whatever twitter is doing with their
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everything I don't I don't whatever
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maybe just drop into it but i don't see
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I've never seen it so I the only this is
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the first time I've ever actually seeing
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an auger timeline and something that
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previously didn't have fun and it's
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terrible
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like it doesn't make
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any sense like I'm seeing pictures out
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of order that they happened
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I have no idea when I've like seen
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everything I I'm seeing things that that
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that don't make sense that make me think
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that I've reached completion but i
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haven't I see right below it like well
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here's one that I saw 12 hours ago and
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right below is one from eight minutes
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ago and that you've gotta be kidding me
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for all these years I've been using
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Instagram that mentioned this before but
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what i do is i launched instagram app
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doing last time briefly he had to
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refresh is for right and then I i
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memorized in that brief moment memories
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with images and then scroll backwards
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like it to it kept saying I'm basically
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doing my own my own tweet marker don't
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get used to that because that's how I
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read it I admit I'm an Instagram
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completionist i read them
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chronologically and I don't want to miss
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any it's slightly confused by the fact
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that i see a lot of the cross posted to
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Twitter sometimes I think I've seen that
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one already must have gone too far but
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no that's why i gotta memorize the one
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that play however i got i know exactly
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what you're saying if they ever if they
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ever fix the absolute doesn't flash the
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last images on the screen right before
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regression the timeline would totally
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screwed my workforce by got the
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algorithmic one I don't know what I
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would do maybe just stop using Instagram
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but i'll have to try it
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honestly that's what I'm considering it
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because it's that bad like so I'm here
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read my mind now i have four hours ago
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three hours ago four hours four hours
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five hours 10 hours one day eight hours
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to days 10 hours one day like it it's
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completely shuffle 12 hours it's
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shuffled like I'll see things even like
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you know so you might be able to do it
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you know like I noticed that it puts my
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wife up top so I usually like her photos
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it even shows her photos out of order it
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is so disruptive and their see I can't
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find any option anywhere to to flip back
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i think this is just something that
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there presumably doing to either boost
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some engagement thing that they measured
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once on facebook or they want to they
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want a new revenue stream of like
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charging the brands that you follow to
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appear higher up in your stream or both
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you know it's charging charging brands
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to make more people see the things you
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have 20 million followers but will show
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your thing to 10 of them unless you pay
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yeah it's like you earn those followers
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those people also i want to see
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everything this person post and we're
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gonna charge you for access to the
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audience that you earned yeah that's the
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facebook model and facebook instagram so
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that's probably with us for and man it
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sucks as a user I feel so bad now for
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literally the entire rest of the world
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who actually uses facebook who you know
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trying to make sense of that news feed i
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remember when they made that change the
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newsfeed a few years back remember
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everybody was all upset and I didn't
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really understand why but now I do
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because it it completely changes the
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nature of the service and it kind of
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breaks it for me like i really i really
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don't like this and i think this is
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going to reduce my usage of Instagram
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substantially I think instead maybe i'm
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wrong about this but Instagram seems not
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uniquely vulnerable but more vulnerable
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than usual to if they screw things up to
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someone saying alright well just make an
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Instagram to work like it used to like
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imagine one that actually kept track of
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where you were in the timeline and just
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a straight ahead i believe it's called
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sweet but I know but it is the social
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graph so embedded because i can't do
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that facebook says because too many
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features too many users it's too big
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instagram has a lot of users but not a
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lot of features and it's still kind of
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an island unto itself like they haven't
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really totally integrated with facebook
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at this point so if it if Instagram
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really does screw things up and then
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maybe there's a generation people like
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all they're stuck on Instagram but like
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look at snapchat comes out of nowhere
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product that people find compelling and
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Instagram breaks everybody's workflows
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who they care about
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there is a market opportunity for
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someone to do a very straightforward iOS
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app that shows you the pictures your
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friends took in order and has a simple
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asymmetrical following process like
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it's not technologically unfeasible all
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this requires facebook to anger enough
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people to make a viable market for some
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other small competitor even if it's just
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like a company is never going to be his
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biggest facebook is never gonna are
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never too big as Instagram never going
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to usurp Instagram but merely become an
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alternative is you consider it a
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successful app.net for Instagram hell
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dammit you feel great away from me i was
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so excited to make that joke but
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nevermind joke i mean it's a thing that
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could possibly happen like it's not
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inconceivable that can be a thing
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depending on how badly in serum screws
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it up and how many people's work for
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actually doesn't drop for all we know I
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guess people chattering if you follow
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tons of people on algorithmic timeline
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where that one because you never keep
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the app and you scroll until you're
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satisfied or something i do people
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and they scroll the other way i do
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anything until they get until they see
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until I see a picture that they
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recognize already then they stop
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yep that help people use it that's the
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only way you really could use it before
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alright here's the way I was using it
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anyway Casey was using it
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yeah memorize the picture Scroll scroll
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Scroll scroll a little game Scroll
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scroll found it now go through them all
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see I misunderstood i actually do what
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you just described by misunderstood your
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region I and when it loads i see the
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picture like it i see the picture of
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like I don't know like a Mike Maddux
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took pictures of cows in a field and at
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that blinks on screen for a second and
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then it loads 50 other pictures that i
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scroll down to find the cow picture and
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then I see the cal picture and then move
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down but then you're spoiling it
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yeah but now I know passing really fast
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all come on what you have to do is you
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have to pay an assistant five dollars a
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month to scroll for you haha SI deve
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take me to take hey we do the picture
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that I last saw which again when i first
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played with instagram like me don't
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understand how that works is it broken
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to people how to regular people use
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wanted to show me the last picture I saw
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the same overtime logical for twitter
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app on it showed me last week a red
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frustrating i think the way regular
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people do it if they care enough at all
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is is what you just described what I do
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ok memorize what I just saw and then
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start at the top in canada we did it
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exactly i'm too old to keep that an inch
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short term memory for that long I have a
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couple of seconds before it leaves my
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head entirely Scroll scroll to go
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through a cow stop good
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well the problem is I with the cross
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post also screwed me up too because on
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it then I convince myself that the 1i
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just saw like that that I'd seen on
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Twitter previously was the one that
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flash when i open the app and sometimes
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that's not right that's why I got you
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yeah try my technique it's a it's you
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only have to remember to a very short
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period of time and you can really forget
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it enjoy it while you can
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don't close the instagram app that
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because you're relaunch it if it get
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purged out of memory then you'll be back
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to the top again I never noticed that
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but now that you say that you're
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absolutely right i never thought about
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it that way that's why I'm all like
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three people on Instagram that I'm able
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to maintain this workflow just giving my
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regular timeline back for God's sake i'm
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gonna get so many emails we definitely
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yeah i think that you will find you
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there are some kin of the subway defend
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are somewhat someone's already wrote
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just me of course saying that I'm not
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crazy and that it's okay to like things
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that other people don't like they were
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too scared to see them at all those huh
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apparently let somebody as well
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somebody's file
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oh yeah subways the words oh yeah but
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you know sbarro pizza that's so much
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some arbys is better than subway yes
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you're correct
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mmm is it I idea i don't think its
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equivalent it is absolutely one that is
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better it is better it is a better food
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product on a good food product but it's
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better i think there is something i
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could order at subway that I would
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rather have then anything is a bar would
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serve now because here's the thing was
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so far they have dough sauce cheese they
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assemble them and make them hot that was
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not good sauce is not good that she's
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not good how we set any different than
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subway subway has something that you
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think is bread but is actually some kind
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of mold that grows into a bread shaped
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like this little mutant like read the
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fetuses that there have been some
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conservatives and chemicals on them
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right and the cold cuts are I don't know
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what they are but like they're just that
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I have a frozen are they are they like
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they're just they're not they don't look
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like our tastes like what cold cuts are
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supposed to be like we know what coach
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was supposed to be you go to the store
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you slice them you get that like these
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these sort of I don't know what's wrong
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with them they just they just look and
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taste like preservatives and coming this
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little units that they just they just
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there's not religious not right but what
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do you what do you think is the
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ingredient quality at sbarro's right
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well but as a that's what I'm saying I
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feel like their cheese is more like real
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just like there's nothing to go wrong
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like this little quote there's no
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coolant like salami like salami the
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difficult product to get right and
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Sbarro's
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no tomorrow the subway salami is I don't
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know what the hell it is like same thing
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with the cheese simply just the little
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preassembled like here's the ingredients
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for this type of sandwich slapped on
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their it like it and get the bread and
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the cold was such a big part of it then
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you say okay well maybe the tomatoes and
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a lot of the fine maybe maybe the
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tomatoes and legs are fine equivalent of
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whatever the sbarros using but tomorrow
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has no equivalent even the pepperoni I
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feel like pepperonis the type of product
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where you're not you know there is no
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sort of gold standard for pepperonis
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lots of variability and it's all kind of
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crappy and one way or the other but just
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you know that sauce dough and cheese
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I feel like is a higher quality is like
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these are honest products not good
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tasting product is tomorrow but they're
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honestly there whereas at subway they're
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taking a sandwich and screwing up the
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bread and the cold cut parts of it and
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then I'm like I'm out that's it what it
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was left i'm not going to go there for
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the tomatoes and the lettuce it is just
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is incredibly vile this is cognitive
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dissonance what about the cheese
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triangles on the GL that she's the
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tessellation minutes yeah that that's
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just a silly problem assembly problem
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but elbow cheese shouldn't really be
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triangle-shaped really I mean it should
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be squares or circles right we know who
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has triangle cheese it's just like why
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they even bothering to cutting that I
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think it starts out of the square
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I know and they cut into triangles why
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so they can screw up the tessellation
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anger people and it's making sense
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I don't understand II you're just waving
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your hands in the air and said like you
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just don't care and saying oh sbarros
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great ingredients but subway they can't
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be great and not a great green that is
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there more straightforward and honest
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like no one's going to say that pizza
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dough isn't pizza dough worries i think
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they're ready since that whatever it is
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it's like eating how you don't get it
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fresh every yummy bacon fresh from what
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from what from terrible like mushroom
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mold spore bread filled with Sbarro
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doesn't get shipped the same bread
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probably from the same damn bigger ego
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is no it's not it's it pizza dough is
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more straightforward to like like here's
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the problem is it there are so many good
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places where you can get sample i can
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maybe have to be from New York
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understand anything you want a sandwich
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with cold cuts on it it's not a high bar
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there's a billion delis in new york
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state that can give you a sandwich with
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cold cuts on that is so much better than
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subway that you shouldn't just never
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pretend that store doesn't even exist
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anymore like you can go to whole foods
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and get
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better sandwich like you can go to any
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supermarket and have them assemble you a
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sandwich with cold cuts on it that's
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better than someone you can go to panera
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also way better than that like I can't
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think of anything worse than subway it
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how can you
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is there any place that will sell you a
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worse sandwich from subway this is my
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question
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I can't think of one like a bubble
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letter board here for it when they're
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wrapped in saran wrap those sandwiches
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are better than subway
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that's what i'm getting at like at least
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have real bread on even actually even
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like when arbys added sandwiches to
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their menu like a while back
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they're way better than subway
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sandwiches and that's from arbys yes I'm
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saying like it and then again those are
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probably little hamburger buns like they
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actually actually got like bread and
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like they started stocking all I'd like
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bread and cold cuts and stuff and they
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started making that way is the subway is
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I feel like the bottom rung of any chain
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food in in the world like it's probably
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in the world I can't think of anything
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worse who you talk to brian just pointed
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out what is worse at which I assume he
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said he said the plastic triangle
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sandwiches i assume he's talking about
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the ones you getting gas stations that's
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what i was saying I was saying at the
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air plastic triangle sandwiches at the
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airport are better than subway they'd
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probably give you know you know in our
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job because they have made with real
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bread there and you know your weight are
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you sure no ingredients are gonna be
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gross but most of the grossest because
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they've been there for a long time which
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is also why your food poisoning which is
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why you shouldn't eat them but based on
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like you know what what are they made up
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their made of bread there and the
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ingredients in them they're made of
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pathogens that sometimes the airport
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sandwiches are bad because they're made
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with ingredients don't have enough
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preservatives and everybody just sit
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there and they get all gross like
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it'sit's like any airplane food like
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they try to make it out of good
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ingredients but if you know you have
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this precooked chicken and tomatoes and
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you let them sit there and you're like
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this or even better with preservatives
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because this is just SAT there too long
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gone through too many pressure changes
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and now it's just a vile rubber
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and now it's just a vile rubber
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the tasteless mess you know what's
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infuriating about doing the show with
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you John is that you are just completely
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and utterly wrong completely wrong
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I could concede that subway is not great
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food i'm not arguing that your name or a
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sandwich name or Sam hold on hold on
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hold on this the airport sandwiches are
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unequivocally worse but the problem is
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because everyone on the internet things
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you can never say anything that's wrong
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now we're gonna get a thousand emails
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with people saying oh jon is completely
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round in terms of trying to help your
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subway really is the bottom
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ok ok let's again let's let's concede
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for the sake of discussion at subway is
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the worst let's just assume even though
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it's not let's assume it is i don't
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understand why you think sbarro is any
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better or different and pizza dough is
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the same kind of dough that shift from
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some factory when West bumble screw into
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their into the local sbarro that the
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subway dough is and I in every day at
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subway they cook the dough you think
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they make the friggin dough at the
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sbarro rip the crust officer borrow
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thing that that crust has more bread
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like qualities than anybody ever to come
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out of subway
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I don't know quite crispy reference
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because it cooked at high temperature it
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is more chewy and gluttony it is much
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more like bread not particularly good
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tasting bread but much more like bread
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then that stuff and so when I are going
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to opposite sbarros and subways like
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again I'm not trying to say it's subways
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is the definition of good food i'm not
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saying that but once i just i cannot
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keep reconcile my head that you think
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that Sbarro is leaps and bounds better
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than subway because they are to my eyes
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of effectively the same quality i like
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both better with your leaps and bounds
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that's better but it's better like and I
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wanted it because degree of difficulty
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it's got so few ingredients and none of
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them are weird mutant versions of legit
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great pizza has so many more ingredients
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you're saying it's easier to make good p
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to the good sandwich right easier to
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make pizza with actual honest
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ingredients like the open holes are a
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serious problem like any kind of cold
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cuts are like it it's very difficult to
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do there's a high degree of difficulty
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there it's not simple like oh sauce
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cheese and bread may
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really hard and oven cold cuts are a
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process product that is complicated to
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make that that is a lot of variety what
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the the things that are similar between
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roast beef and turkey and salami like
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there's a huge range of expertise that
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you need to make any of those that
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exactly but they're not making them in
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each location they're buying that night
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I know but there but they're buying them
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from is like the lowest bidder and
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they're so incredibly vile that they are
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should not even be called salami or even
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their hammer the turkey is everything is
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just terrible
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again something like Canaries with
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similar challenges their italian combo
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panera is not a good italian sandwich
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the coat are not good and yet still way
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better than the ones that it had subway
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everything you're saying about subway
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how does that not apply to sbarro thank
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you because I guess that cheese
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mozzarella cheese is very it's hard to
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screw up it's a very simple cheese
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doesn't need to be aged it's inexpensive
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mozzarella cheese it's not a complicated
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product like salami or slicing ham or
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roast beef and like this module is very
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straightforward so is the dough is very
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straightforward it's not a complicated
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though it's not a sourdough is not some
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special thing you do it's like perhaps
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one of the most straightforward those
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and tomatoes also very easy tomatoes can
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very well
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whoa whoa whoa slow down not if how long
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do you spend making sauce when you make
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your own source it's pasta sauces not
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pizza sauce Casey please don't tell me
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you're putting pizza sauce on your on
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your costs or vice versa
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it's the same thing with a regular it
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right i mean it's really not that but
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it's like those are sturdy your
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ingredients that are harder to screw up
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that have a lower degree of difficulty
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to make something that qualifies as the
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food obviously it's not good but it's it
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is honest straightforward and it is the
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food whereas cold cuts and bread are I
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don't think Brad is that difficult some
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simple someway somehow manages to screw
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it up but coconuts definitely are
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difficult and I would just rather not
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have cold cuts and have coconuts that
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band and not have bread rather than
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bread that but i just-i can't--
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reconcile you saying that it's harder to
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screw up a cold-cut like a slice of ham
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harder to make yes yes how can you screw
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up a slice of an animal easier than you
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can screw up a complicated multi
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particles not it's not just a slice of
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an animal like that's the whole thing
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you have to it you know they put tons of
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preservatives and
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open everything on those things to try
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to make them be shelf-stable for longer
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periods of time they're generally pretty
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perishable and you kind of did you do it
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right have to chip the big giant hug
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that you slice on demand but there's no
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way in hell somebody's gonna do that I
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just I can't reconcile this like I'm
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I've left behind while you have you not
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had go cold cuts and maybe this is the
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problem do not know what they're
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supposed to taste like
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absolutely I i if i could if i could
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live off of Boar's Head white American
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cheese I would and this is where you
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start bitching at me about how american
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cheese and cheese but the handle
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everything white american jesus would
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you go for Jesus actually one of the
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easier ones because again cheese is
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inherently has a little more shelf
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stable than something I mean salami is
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pretty good but like something like
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sliced turkey or roast beef that's
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that's got a pretty low shelf life
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compared to cheese right
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Jesus is going to be much more sturdy to
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a fast food type of environment coconuts
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are hard
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not much around always trying to do mass
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market with with cold cuts and they are
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forced to to make this unholy alliance
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with chemicals preservatives and craft
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products that it isn't it also true of
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like every fast-food place that has like
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burgers and stuff that's all that it's
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all the same challenges yeah and burgers
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like the burgers has had the advantages
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that ground beef frozen ground beef
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you know reheated like there's a lot of
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fat that gets you buy and those things
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where it's just like yes it's terrible
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to Grady meet its frozen but there's a
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lot of fat involved and there's actually
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not that much meat in the grand scheme
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of things slightly a bunch of stuff on
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and basically to say it's like salty
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squishy fat up more difficult to hide
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bad salami because that's la made it so
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me has a very distinctive taste it's a
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strong taste and if it's bad it's it's
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bad but you know but it's the same as
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the same thing with burgers to some
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degree and that is why you can tell the
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difference between shake shack and
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burger that came to the store frozen
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right like it's not that big returns but
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you can tell you're so wrong John
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alright so we also jared is a really bad
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person so you should well there is that
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so you basically saying that mcdonalds
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is better than subway because it's
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burgers better how the Rangers
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mcalister's kind of its own thing i
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would eat mcdonalds before I eat subway
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i would suddenly performing dollars only
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for health reasons because I feel like
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McDonald's is it has fewer healthy
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choices whereas even subway will taste
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really bad it's gonna have
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less saturated fat and hopefully less
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calories depending on the mcdonalds is
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also so incredibly strictly like manage
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and regulated and down two down to so
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many sciences and also they probably do
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more throughput customer wise so I i
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think the risk more but then sometimes I
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think you're pretty good system
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I i find somebody to be about as
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consistent as as a mcdonald I don't go
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to mcdonalds at all well but like from
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from like a pure like you know fear of
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foodborne illnesses maybe perspective i
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think i think that was probably a safer
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bet and things are hotter they're
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especially good odds I I don't I i can
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tell you that i have eaten subway much
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more recently than I being McDonald's
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but it's mostly it's not for taste
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regions because someone else wants
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someone must remain nameless and I
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believe it when I want burgers we go to
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five guys r shake shack these days or in
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and out in an hour in California all
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donated five guys five guys eat you know
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I bet it's delicious a dynamic dollar
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fat it is beautiful i know but it tastes
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better than mcdonalds I have to agree
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with Casey I i haven't had mcdonalds and
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i think a few years and but i I've had
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five guys recently and I don't get the
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honestly I really don't get the villa
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five guys like I it's it's not bad but
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it's just it's just like greasy fast
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food burger there's nothing special
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about I I don't think it's any better
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than like a wendy's or an arby's oh no
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it's way better than one is arbys maybe
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I think it was it's a higher class of
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food than those in those places that is
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it that way I described five guys it's
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more like a burger that you would make
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yourself in your house with ingredients
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that you bought yourself an expert chef
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is not gonna be a great burger but it
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definitely does not taste like
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McDonald's Burger King or even in and
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out where you totally tell like that's a
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fast-food burger five guys taste more
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like a mediocre regular burger if I have
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a meeting I had five guys and probably
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as long as Marcos had mcdonalds but if I
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25 guys i think they call it a mini
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bacon cheeseburger whatever the smallest
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bacon cheeseburger don't don't don't get
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bacon at five guys that's my tip don't
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get bacon you may think you wanted but
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don't get it the taste better without
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the bacon has been hiding about that i
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have not gotten their bacon before and I
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still think it's bad it will hold on
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but the point I'm trying to get to
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though is if I had a mini bacon
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cheeseburger whether or not baking is a
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good call five guys invited many bacon
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cheeseburger and some of their fries
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an hour later I feel like a beach
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freaking whale I can eat a equivalently
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sized burger at McDonalds or wendys or
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what have you and still be a functional
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human being an hour later
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whereas five guys not so much that maybe
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a digestive issue you have I don't know
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i don't i don't typically have to just
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call me feel better in and out i think
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that it is very good i think that if I'm
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really honest it is overrated by east
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coasters because we don't get it ever so
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it's a very good burger but I don't
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think it's that much Bert better than
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any other equivalent chain i would lump
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in and out as in the same family as
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McDonald's Burger King but better than
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both of them but I would not put in
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something that's favorite a curry shake
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shack or even five guys because it's
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more of a fast-food style burger like
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everything about the bun the way the
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burgers repaired everything about it is
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a fast-food style burger and it is a
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higher-quality fast food style burger
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but it is not the non fast food style
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burgers includes five guys and Shake
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Shack because it's a different style i
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get it you know everything about the
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size the proportion of me to the bond
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what's the bond has made that of how the
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burgers repaired with the burgers ever
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been frozen before whole nine yards to
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me I I honestly object to lumping five
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guys and Shake Shack together i think
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five guys is way closer to the big fast
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food chains than it is to shake shack
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it's closer to wendys because Wendy's
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has a style burger that
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little bit different than putting
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thousands burger king in and out if you
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like so like as you going to continue
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with you go to wendys then go to five
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guys and I agree with kind of separating
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it from shake shack has five as
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obviously not as good as that or not as
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weird as different checks and like a
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potato bun and everything it's got all
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sorts of weird stuff going on that is
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not involved in in the five guys burger
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but five guys is definitely more
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straightforward i think a lot of this is
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colored by the fries which are all over
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the freakin map among all these ones and
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if you had to categorize them just by
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the fries I don't know what you do
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because the fried variability I found to
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be huge and in yea even individual
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locations aware and McDonald's every
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place like I mean it just locations like
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this shake shack has good fries with
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that shake his bad for us has that even
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make sense like no consistency
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I mean there's more consistency as you
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get to mcdonalds and burger king but I
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was going to say ok now and I was also
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not impressed with five guys fries to be
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honest I mean get some some people love
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them some people don't know I got to the
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same five guys different times sometimes
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the fries are good sometimes not the
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same exact location
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no consistency now really the if you're
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talking about french fries it's
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chick-fil-a waffle fries or get out
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I don't say anything you have the
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footwall thighs aside I don't think you
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can put them into the fryer we're
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talking about step that's basically
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hashbrowns that Paul comma but yeah well
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prize is a different thing they're good
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i'm not saying Walter is great but you
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can't break can't bring a waffle fry to
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a regular fry fight that's not what its
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gonna be toe you have the weirdest rules
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potatoes yeah exactly why not been clear
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from verizon hashbrowns like why not put
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the waffle house in their hashbrowns
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oh my god it's not a hash brownie venir
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a hashbrown yeah well so crazy right now
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I just want steak and shake tried making
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a steak and shake frisco melt last week
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it was it i actually didn't get that far
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off it the hardest part about it that I
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didn't achieve properly is this is at
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stake and shake frisco mounts have two
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very thin burgers and I don't know how
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you make a burger that thin
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hey I tried and it wasn't even close it
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falls apart now I've never been to steak
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and shake them either her target good
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things about it i would imagine you
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probably have to freeze the patties to
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them to make them hold together
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yeah now all thats that's the secret to
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those earth
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once they come they come frozen ice
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hockey box and you put them on the grill
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and they cook really fast because fast
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food to cook things really fast okay if
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it takes you don't really care
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that's like to call it minutes take
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their steak that with the holes pounded
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and several cook faster
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Wow speaking of i had white castle when
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i was at bachelor party in Vegas few
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weeks back
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so that's the bottom of the wrong room
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of hamburger speaking of it was uh it
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was different but I was fairly
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inebriated so it hit the spot at the
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time drunk vegas white castle know this
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sounds happen this sounds like a really
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bad idea
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the same way the same reason people find
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themselves a taco bell so were you drunk
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oh yeah yeah I don't talk about talk
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about great i'm not kidding either i
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love talking about again bottom bottom
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rock bottom of the ladder of for Mexico
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train talk about we all agree that's
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probably fair
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yeah i think generally speaking the
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later you're fast food places open the
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worst from the words of food and I think
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that's fair to but I love me some talk
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about actually they're up there morning
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crunchwrap the breakfast contract very
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believe it or not Wow which has brown in
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it as it turns out of course that is why
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wouldn't it is undecided i live at where
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they're adding the making it ridiculous
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that menu item for Taco Bell put in tote
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bag that was also remember that ad
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nope nope you look at pic i like this up
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Pete Jackson on Twitter Casey has never
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had a good sub couldn't be more obvious
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that was 13 minutes ago four minutes ago
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ok listen to little further revised
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lusus hold on revised theses Casey has
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never had a good meal of any kind i
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don't want to say it but some people
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think that right who's that who's that
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who's the chain food hound it's not UK
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see that someone else is better is it
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Lex who's really into like going to you
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know like Applebee's and TGI fridays
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i'll see it curiously enough i don't
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particularly care for those like a leech
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nobody does the terrible but it is
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somebody in our circle like is an
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aficionado
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them like yeah or or it you don't talk
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about like that again the bottom rung of
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the chain chain restaurant like
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mid-priced chain restaurant for like
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four full table service
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yeah everything is really bad for you
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yeah and they have weird things weird
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meals that appeal it's kind of like
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before Guy Fieri came and showed
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everybody the true meaning of you know
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with his terrible restaurants that I
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mean obviously I there's a lot like a
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lot of those big chain restaurant I've
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ever been to
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because like like it in the times in my
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life that I lived in places that had
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them I couldn't afford to go there was
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that one that was like with a bee or
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something
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bennigans Bennigan's there you go I mean
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you should go to ponderosa sometimes for
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like special occasions like like growing
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up like I go like once a year to
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ponderosa i would put into several
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categories out back but i would put a
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separate karaoke from TGI Fridays
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applebees Bennigan's as many install
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around so cmf I went to college in
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pennsylvania that is true with the
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college however in the middle of nowhere
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Pennsylvania where most of
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Pennsylvania's the middle of nowhere
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yeah we're basically it didn't I went to
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college in meadville Pennsylvania where
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the only restaurant in town there was a
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ponderosa I think we never went there
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the only restaurant anybody ever go to
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was just a perkins and so I went to
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perkins a lot before that in ohio into
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denny's a lot which is basically the
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same restaurant all down
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awesome at it's something it's better
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than waffle house so days is what then
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is awesome place so good I i would
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disagree strongly on that I'm but best
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pancakes in the world i hop time I'm
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that was in case it's not clear that was
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an attempt to ridicule Casey's very
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low-level taste i love and shot ologist
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in the chat saying Danny's is a place
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you wind up what is perfect that is
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welcome
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well I get it open very late like ihop
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open also but then again that's why I
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went to perkins in colleges within 24
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hours that so that interesting story of
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TIFF and I our first date was we drove
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40 minutes to erie pennsylvania the
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nearest big town we drove 40 minutes to
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get there to go to the olive garden
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oh hell yeah huh it's amazing it's
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amazing this relationship lasted that
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was our nice restaurant for our first
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date again i would say but bottom of the
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bottom of the of the ladder for italian
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restaurants we all degrees name a worse
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Italian food restaurants in the garden
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it's impossible Sbarro's obviously no
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tomorrow's had a better time for me all
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garden hands down no no true that is not
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true not all through the olive garden
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breadsticks are the only other bread
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item that i can think of it as similar
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to the subject
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basically it's basically a hot dog bun
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with me sprayed on it
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yes and it's wonderful that's not bread
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that is not as a brace wreck it is no
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they it as as I once said on my blog
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garden is the gold standard for bad
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Italian food like they intentionally
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over cook the pasta so they can be
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governed by the senior citizens through
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there and so they will want my
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sensibilities of Middle America this is
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not like a made-up thing this is what
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they do as corporate policy it is don't
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know just no please please all the
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garden Isles I don't understand why
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people like you so I really love of all
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the fast food places that we've
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mentioned so far I think I'd rather eat
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at olive garden than almost any of them
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omn Oh Margo was what's happening to
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your in New York have some real-time
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food please stop going down if that's an
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option sure but like if my alternatives
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are like subway in sbarro like I'm going
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to olive garden
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amen brother no just weird i would
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choose a bar overall gotten any day not
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because i was so powerful because i hate
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all guards
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yes uh-huh that's because its coordinate
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all garden particularly when they're
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telling I don't see all I didn't know
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about I didn't all gonna existed until
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like much later in life long after long
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island because I wasn't around to either
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there wasn't all garden there I didn't
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know they existed certainly never went
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to one right when i went to like people
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like only like all garden it's like this
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chain restaurant I expected it to be not
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probably bad but I was not prepared for
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exactly how bad was knighted internet
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research is why how can this be so bad
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how can ordinary sir they are
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intentionally making food to appeal to
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the taste of people who don't like
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Italian food that's basically what it
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boils down
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oh ok well you clearly have never been
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to fazolis which was
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I'm not have never end up as always I
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don't even know what that is it's fast
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fast food italian there's there's the
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place that's like a italian racial
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stereotype since it's like assaulting
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insulting to Italians it's the bookid a
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buca di beppo thing
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yep yes that that is more insulting than
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I'll go yeah that is that is pretty bad
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i will give you that well as a time when
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another restaurant I feel insulted my
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heritage feels insulted you should
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yeah yeah but it is a disaster but yea
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to go back a step I met Aaron at an
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applebees and you could argue our first
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state which we didn't think was a date
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at the time but in retrospect was our
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first date was at night op and here we
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are almost double dead a decade after
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that first state in almost a decade in
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America and Marcus are around garden
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pepsi that's what you need in each food
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that's how you build a good relationship
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that's the cornerstone really Subway
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Fresh is what we do
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