599: Where Did Salad Go?
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We never decided if we had a preshow.
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- Oh apparently we don't.
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- I have a very boring preshow.
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- It's perfect, perfect for the summer.
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Let's give it a shot.
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What do you got?
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- Let me put it this way.
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There are times that I'll find out or notice
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that Marco has removed something that I've said
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from the show.
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I would say 70 to 80% of the time.
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It's a good call.
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It's for the best.
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10 to 15% of the time I'm like what the hell, man?
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And then 5% of the time it's something else entirely.
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But this is one of those things where you are probably
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going to remove it and it's for the best.
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But no, so--
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- Wait, is your preshow something that you think
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Marco's gonna remove?
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- 'Cause that's not a good preshow 'cause we can't use
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that as the preshow.
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- Look at it this way.
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Anytime I try to come up with a preshow,
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we end up going off on the rails, off the rails,
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not on the rails, it's opposite of that, off the rails.
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And then we find something actually interesting
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to talk about.
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So here we go.
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(upbeat music)
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And that's the preshow that's only for the bootleg
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'cause Marco's gonna remove it.
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- Absolutely.
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Exactly as promised.
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(upbeat music)
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- Let's start with an apology tour.
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Let's do some follow up.
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What happened with the theme song there, Marco?
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- Okay, so last episode I accidentally put in the old
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theme song about Twitter rather than the new theme song
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about Mastodon.
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Ending theme one which I used for 10 years or whatever
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Have a bit of a habit on that one and I accidentally
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picked that one instead of picking endingtheme2024.af.
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So my bad, sorry.
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It happens to the best of us.
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The offending parties have been sacked as they say.
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No big deal.
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I would also like to go on an apology tour.
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Last episode we were talking about overcast and call sheet.
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And coincidentally today is the day, is the one year
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anniversary of call sheet.
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- Hey, congrats.
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- Hey, thanks.
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- Are you looking forward to the App Store Connect report
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tomorrow morning?
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- Yeah, I don't even know how this works.
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I've never had a subscription app before.
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So I'm scared to look to be honest with you.
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Mike on analog, we talked about this and Mike had advised.
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Just expect like half of what you had originally.
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And I thought, you know what?
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He's probably right.
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That's probably a good place to start.
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Is that whatever money I made a year ago,
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just expect half that.
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And hopefully that's a good place to reach.
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And hopefully I'll achieve that.
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- Wait, don't you have to wait more than just like,
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I know it's like the anniversary, but like isn't there kind
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of, wasn't there several days between like the announcement
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and the publication of the episode where you talked about it
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and when people got around to listening to the episode?
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Isn't this gonna be kind of smeared out over
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at least a week?
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- Although that's part of the reason why I didn't plan
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on looking tomorrow.
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I figured whenever we hit like September-ish
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is when I'll start like looking into it
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or just wait for, you know, hopefully a check from Apple
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that hopefully is more than $10 and say, you know,
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oh, that went well or, oh, wow, that really stinks,
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you know, one way or the other.
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So, but I digress.
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So we were talking about Call Sheet and Overcast
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and I had made a comment that I thought was very clear
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what I was saying and it appears that a lot of people
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did not understand 'cause I saw a lot of grumpy people
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on Reddit, which is arguably redundant, but here we are,
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and a handful of people reached out via Mastodon.
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And what I was talking about was, and admittedly,
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I used kind of like a mocky, you know, dorky voice,
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but what I was trying to say was whenever an app
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changes its interface, no matter if the change is better,
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worse or whatever, just by virtue of the fact
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that it is different, that pisses a lot of people off.
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And a lot of times what those people will do
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is they'll run to the App Store and do a one-star review.
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Oh, it's different, one star.
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I stand by that.
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Now, maybe my delivery wasn't exactly the best,
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but I stand by that, I still believe it.
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But a lot of people seem to hear me say,
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oh, anyone who whines about it being different is wrong,
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which is not at all what I was trying to say.
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There are legitimate reasons why one could complain
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about Overcast, about Call Sheet.
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You know, John's apps are so simple,
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nobody could complain about them, but--
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- If only that were true.
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But all kidding aside, you know,
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there are very legitimate reasons to complain
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about the changes that Marco has made,
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or anything that I have done on Call Sheet.
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Like, they are not above reproach,
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and I think that that's what people got
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from what I was saying, which I'm not really sure how or why,
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but here we are, but I just wanted to be absolutely clear.
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- I think it was the funny voice.
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I think most people-- - I guess.
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- The funny voice, you're putting yourself
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in the place of the person complaining by saying,
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these people sound like this.
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That's, I think that's the main source of the complaint.
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If you hadn't done the funny voice,
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I think it would have worked out a lot better,
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because it's like you're making fun of the people
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who have this complaint.
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When you do that voice, you're saying these people
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are not justified in their complaints.
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- What if they do sound like that, though?
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- You still shouldn't make fun of them,
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'cause that's just their regular voice, then.
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- Yeah, I mean, to be fair, like,
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there are a lot of people who do sound like that
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in their interviews, but also, like,
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I see why people do the one-star thing,
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because if you think about, like,
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the perspective of a typical iPhone user,
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what they are accustomed to is big companies
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redoing their apps all the time, messing up their habits,
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messing up their, you know, making their apps worse
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for their customers, with their customers
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having basically no power whatsoever.
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Like, so customers feel powerless and kind of helpless,
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and the one tool they have, the one lever they can pull
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that they know will have some effect on every single app
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is the one-star nasty review.
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Like, they know that.
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And so, I understand why people jump to that,
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because the entire rest of the market and industry
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has told them, has trained them, like,
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that is your only power.
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And, by the way, we don't care
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about anything else you might do.
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Like, you know, if you just write into support
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for most companies, that's going to be, you know,
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even less effective than emailing me,
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which is really saying something.
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But, so, you know, so I get why people do it.
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I still think it's not the nicest thing to do if,
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you know, so the one-star review,
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what they are often saying is,
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"I dislike a change that's been made to this app."
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But what one-star, you know, like,
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the lowest rating you can give an app,
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what that means, ostensibly, is,
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this is a horrible, like, broken or dysfunctional app.
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Like, this means this app is, like,
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0% useful to you or to me or to whatever.
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And so I feel like it is, it's part of the problem
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with the star rating scale.
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We see this all over everything
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that uses star ratings, not just apps.
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You tend to get a lot of people who use
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five stars and one star, and what they really,
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I think, probably mean is, like, thumbs up or thumbs down.
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But the scale, the rating scale gives the impression
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of more granularity and more, kind of, you know,
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consideration on what, is this a two-star,
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is it a three-star, like, it gives the impression of that
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and kind of the math is assuming that,
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but what people actually do does not really reflect that.
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So what I get annoyed by is when people are like,
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this app that I use every day changed something
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that I don't like, one star.
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Well, you use the app every day?
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And it's literally, you're giving it
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the worst rating you can give it.
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Like, that seems like an overreaction
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or a misrepresentation of the feelings that you're feeling
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or what you're trying to communicate.
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But I understand, again, why people do it,
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because they think this is the only chance I have
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to maybe do something that works,
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that gets noticed, that gets, you know,
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that affects change.
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So I see why people do it.
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It's a crap system, but it is the system we have.
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And so we have to deal with it as app developers,
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and we have no choice, maybe,
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because of the way the app store works.
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Like, you know, if you do what Apple thinks never existed
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and sell software on your website, for instance,
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you can choose whether you display star ratings
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from users or not, and you can kind of sell your products
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however you want to sell them.
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When you're on iOS, your only choice,
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outside of the EU, I guess, but your only choice
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is you have to accept that there's gonna be a star rating
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and random reviews from random people
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very prominently displayed on your app page
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before anybody downloads it.
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So you're stuck with the system that we have,
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and you kind of have to play in it.
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So that being said, like, the one star review dynamic
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is incredibly dysfunctional, extremely harmful
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to lots of developers, but also it's the tool people have
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and they use it for a reason.
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I wish they would use it with a little bit
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more consideration.
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I wish they would actually use the other ratings
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that are not just one or five more often,
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but hey, it's the system we got, we gotta live with it.
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- Yeah, I would agree with that.
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Although I will say, and I think I'm probably speaking
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for you, Marco, but you can jump in and correct me if not.
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For me, I don't actually pay close attention
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to like reviews and star ratings and whatnot.
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I do glance from time to time, but to me,
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the best way to affect change in my apps
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is to use the in-app contact form,
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or which is really just sending an email,
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but they effectively send me an email
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and tell me what's bothering you and why it's bothering you.
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And for triple bonus points, if you have a suggestion
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as to what to do differently, like I don't like this.
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Well, that's not necessarily actionable.
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I don't like this because, well, okay, now we're talking.
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Or even better, I don't like this because whatever,
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and I suggest, well, you're my new best friend,
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because now, even if I don't agree,
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now I at least understand what the problem is,
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why it's a problem, and here is what you consider to be,
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and I don't mean this to be dismissive,
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like I mean this genuinely, what you consider to be
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a worthwhile and reasonable fix for the problem.
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And that, to me, is way better and way more actionable.
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And I agree with what you were saying, Marco,
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that in terms of leverage, the only real leverage
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anyone has other than stopping a subscription or something
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is a one-star review, and I agree with that.
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But in terms of actually achieving the goal
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you're looking for, then to me anyway,
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the best thing you can do is email me
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or use the in-app feedback or what have you
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in order to give me the justification for it,
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not because I'm the king and I don't wanna be bothered,
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but because I don't understand otherwise.
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If you don't give me that justification and just say,
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well, I don't like the way this works,
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well, I don't know what to do with that.
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Obviously, this was the best option I could come up with,
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so explain to me why, or like I said, even better,
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give me a suggestion.
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- Yeah, and the problem is, the one-star review thing
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does work in the sense that, like,
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I saw some news earlier, like Sonos is really,
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they're still kind of reeling from their big app thing,
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which scared the crap out of me when I saw it,
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and now I'm still seeing, like,
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my overcast reviews are terrible since the redesign.
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Like, they are awful, to the point where, like,
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my business is on fire.
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It's a small fire on a pretty big building,
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but it is on fire.
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I need to react, I need to take action.
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This is not optional.
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If I do not take action, my business will go away soon.
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Like, not too soon.
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I have a lot of, you know, it turns out,
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over, you know, when you don't reset your star ratings
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over 10 years, the math works pretty well in your favor,
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that, like, it takes a lot to move the average down,
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because it's like, even, you know,
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even a few straight weeks of one-star reviews,
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there's, you know, thousands of reviews to balance it out
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from the last 10 years, mathematically, with the average.
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But all of these one-star reviews that I'm getting
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are forcing me to take action.
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I am being forced to make changes,
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to, like, you know, consider, you know,
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I had to re-add, you know, one-tap play,
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I'm having to make design changes,
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I'm going to have to add more options to the app,
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I'm going to have to, like, add more buttons,
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compromise my design, compromise my simplicity.
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I'm actually going to have to make the app,
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in certain ways, worse, in my opinion,
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in order to placate the one-star review people,
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because I have no choice.
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As an iOS developer, if you're getting a ton
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you will get way fewer downloads,
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and it's really bad for your business.
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So, the fact is, like, this method works,
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and I kind of hate that it works,
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but, again, this is the system we're in.
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We have no choice.
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If there are that many people leaving you one-star reviews,
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you have to fix whatever they're complaining about,
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whether you agree with it or not.
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So, it is kind of frustrating, as a developer,
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to have to give your customers that much power
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over what you do, 'cause, you know,
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your app design is not a democracy,
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but they kind of turn it into one in a way.
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And so, I can, again, I understand why people
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use the one-star review lever,
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because it's the only lever they have, as users,
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but I also understand why developers are like,
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I kind of hate that they hold this over me,
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because it is quite a dysfunctional system,
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and there is no way to opt out of it.
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and to be absolutely clear, you know,
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I try to be a decent guy, and I think I failed there.
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But, you know, again, there's plenty of things
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that are worth complaining about.
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Just don't complain just because it's different,
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and that's all I was asking.
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- All right, so we had a lot of genuinely
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interesting feedback with regard to curbside charging
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in the United States.
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And I will try to make this as quick as possible,
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but a bunch of people wrote in and said, surprise, surprise,
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in some bigger cities, there is curbside charging.
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So, it turns out Gareth Edwards pointed us to Plug NYC,
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which was apparently in August, 2021.
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Reading from untappedcities.com,
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some neighborhoods in New York City
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are welcoming Plug NYC,
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the city's new curbside electric vehicle chargers
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that are being tested as a pilot program
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run as a partnership between NYC DOT, Con Edison, and FLO,
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one of the largest electric vehicle charging networks
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in North America, which is interesting
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'cause I've never heard of it, but that's right.
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And an initial 34 stations with 100 plugs
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are coming across the five boroughs.
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- I do wonder, like this is just starting from 2021
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where they had an initial 34 stations.
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How many stations are there now in 2024?
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I don't know.
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But anyway, it seems like there's a pilot program
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in New York City, at least one.
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Then James Brown, presumably not the godfather of soul,
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from Berkeley writes, "Berkeley launched a pilot program
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in 2018 for homeowners to install curbside EV chargers.
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Part of why it's so impractical,
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they recommend a homeowner's budget
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between $5,000 and $20,000 for the install,
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including," that's like, what, half a Rivian repair?
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Hey-o, "for the install, including $2,500 of permit fees.
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I've seen exactly one of these, ever."
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And we'll link in the show notes
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something that James provided
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with regard to how to make this happen.
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Kiel from Seattle writes, "I drive an EV in Seattle,
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and we have some city-sponsored
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curbside fast charging, very convenient."
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We'll put a link in the show notes for that.
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Vault is a great podcast about green technology.
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They recently had an episode
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about expanding curbside charging in the US.
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They provided a overcast link, which 404s,
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so I think I've dug up the right link,
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and I'll put that in the show notes.
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But if it's wrong, I guess blame me and not Kiel.
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Seth Karras writes, "Baltimore has been
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installing curbside electric chargers.
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See the photo of the chargers along Boston Street
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in Baltimore's Cannon neighborhood."
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And I don't know if we're gonna include the photo,
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but we saw it, and it looked cool.
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Juan Boyce writes, "Pole vault," P-O-L-E-V-O-L-T.
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That's very clever.
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Curbside charging in North Carolina is a thing,
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and included a link to Plugshare,
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where you can see a photograph of that.
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And finally, Sam Grover writes,
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"Neighborhood EV charging also exists in Portland,"
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which I think we've kind of talked about already,
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but that's all right.
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No, we didn't, never mind.
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It exists in Portland,
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and there's a link to the information on that
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from the city of Portland as well.
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- Seeing all these things of programs
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that were started many years ago
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makes me feel like there was some effort
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to get curbside charging in some US cities,
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and it just maybe didn't quite get critical mass, right?
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But it's good that they're trying.
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It's good that they're doing it.
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Every little bit helps.
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I just hope it really starts to snowball somewhere.
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- Yeah, the problem with charging infrastructure
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is that I think it's kind of like when companies hired
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a bunch of consultants to make their iOS apps,
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and then said, "All right, thanks, bye."
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And then a couple years later, like,
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"Wait, we need to update the app now,
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"'cause iOS changed, and we have no idea.
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"We didn't budget for ongoing maintenance of this expense.
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"We just thought it was a one-time thing.
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"We make an app, check, done."
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And that's curbside,
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or any kind of EV charging infrastructure.
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The problem is it takes maintenance and follow-through,
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and it isn't just like a one-time,
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"Hey, let's put a bunch of chargers there,"
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and then profit.
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You know, it takes more than that.
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It takes ongoing maintenance,
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as we will get to maybe in the after show.
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It's more difficult than you might expect
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to maintain these things over time,
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and at least it seems to be according to the failure rate
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I'm seeing on Electrify America chargers.
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- Yeah, so the curbside ones is an interesting case of that,
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and I kind of understand why Berkeley
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was doing the thing of basically making the homeowners
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essentially pay for it and own it,
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because if it's a thing that you paid for,
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you have some stake in keeping it going,
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'cause presumably you're using it for your car.
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That's why you did it, and it's your charger,
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you know what I mean?
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And so that's sort of distributing
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the responsibility for maintenance.
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For chargers where you, like destination chargers,
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I don't know what the right term is,
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like chargers that are like gas station.
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There's a place where you go that's a charger,
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and there's a whole bunch of chargers lined up
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just like there'd be a whole bunch of gas pumps.
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For those type of charger things--
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- DC fast chargers, also called level three chargers.
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- Right, but what I'm saying is they're not curbside
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where it's just like they're dotting the streets.
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There's a place you go where a bunch of cars
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park and charge, right?
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- Yeah, destination chargers are actually something else.
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That's like the ones in the hotel parking lot
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at some hotels. - Yeah, okay, got it.
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- Those are level twos, yeah.
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- Yeah, although I would say for the hotel ones,
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that's an example of where you feel like the hotel
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presumably pays for and owns those chargers,
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or maybe gets rent for them or whatever.
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There's some responsible body.
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For the ones that are like a place that you go
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that's like a gas station, we would hope,
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and I think this was the hope,
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but apparently there are economics
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that don't work out for this,
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that whoever owns that place where the chargers are
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would maintain them in the same way
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that someone who owns a gas station maintains the pumps.
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How often do you go and see pumps
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out of order at gas stations?
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It happens, but if you live near one, for example,
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and one of the pumps is out of order,
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you would expect like by next week,
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the pump's not out of order anymore.
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The people who own the gas station got it fixed, right?
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And I know the economics of gas stations,
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at least I've read, I think the economics of gas stations
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very often has to do with selling things
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from the convenience store,
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and the gas is like a loss leader
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to get people to buy potato chips or whatever, right?
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And maybe there's just not enough places
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where you can buy potato chips at like Tesla chargers,
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and it's a bad example 'cause they maintain theirs,
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but I feel like the failure rates on electric chargers
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are so bad it's because people had that mindset.
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It's like, oh, it's electricity.
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It's not like a gas pump that has to be maintained
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and inspected, you see those inspection stickers
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and everything, and it's like all this whole infrastructure
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of the big trucks come and they fill the big tanks
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and the pumps are inspected and signed off on
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and the people own things.
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It's not like that, it's just a plug.
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So like the iOS app you just described,
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once we install the plugs, we're done, right?
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It's like, no.
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Someone needs to be looking at every single plug
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every single day, just like at a gas station.
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Someone who works at the gas station
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notices if one of the pumps stops working
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because they work at the gas station and someone says,
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hey, the pump's not working, and they're there all day,
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and they say, oh, pump number three is out,
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and then they arrange to get pump number three fixed.
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And it seems like an electric charger thinks,
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A, there's nobody there,
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and B, when it breaks, it just sits there
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for months and months and months, and it's just like,
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is anyone ever gonna notice that this plug has not working,
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that the cord got yanked out, that it's fraying,
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that the machine is on the fritz,
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that the software update failed or whatever?
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They just need someone to take ownership.
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I'm holding up gas stations.
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This is a paragon of responsible stewardship
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of infrastructure, but honestly,
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I don't think it's asking too much.
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Gas stations, we're able to maintain those,
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and they're just, I would argue,
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mechanically more complex than chargers,
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if not technologically more complex.
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So I hope this does get better.
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It seems like it could,
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but maybe the economics needs to work out
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to pay someone to sit there and sell you potato chips
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at the Tesla charging station.
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- All right, moving along,
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we've got some color information.
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Apparently, there's been some leaks over the last few weeks,
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or week or so, with regard to iPhone 16 and 16 Pro colors.
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So we've got a couple of posts from 9to5Mac
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that include some pictures.
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For the iPhone 16 and 16 Plus,
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we've got white, very, very black,
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blue, green, and pink.
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And interestingly, this camera bump is different, right?
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Because it's vertically up and down
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with a flash kind of separated and not in the camera.
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- That's what I was saying last week.
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If you were expecting that just,
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"Oh, it's great when there's gonna be top and bottom,
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"it'll be a narrow opening."
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But no, 'cause you gotta have that flash exposed.
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And unless you wanna do a punch hole cutout for the flash,
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which you probably don't wanna do
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'cause it won't be exact and it'll throw shadows,
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it's gonna end up being like a triangular cutout,
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don't you think, for cases on this design?
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- Yeah, probably.
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- Yeah, I think so.
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But the colors look good.
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The black and blue in particular look very good to my eyes.
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I can see why one would like the green.
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It's a little bit on the bluey, turquoisey side,
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just a touch, but it's, I mean,
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actually all of them look pretty good.
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- They are more saturated than all,
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but they seem kind of pale, still a little bit pale to me.
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And I kind of miss, my daughter's got the purple phone.
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I think that's more fun.
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There's no yellow, there's no red, but you know,
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at least, like you said,
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at least the black is black and the white is white.
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Like those seem to be more solid and saturated.
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And you know, anyway, not a great color year,
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but not the worst.
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But that's of course the 16 and the 16 Plus,
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the phones for people who like colors.
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- Mm-hmm, but if you are a professional,
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you don't like color. - No.
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- You still will not like color this September
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because according to 95 Mac,
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your choices are natural titanium, which is what I chose
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and actually does look really good,
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but that's neither here nor there.
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You get natural titanium, rose titanium,
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white titanium or black titanium.
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Now in the defense of these colors,
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I do genuinely think, and I am biased,
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that natural looks really damn good.
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And this black is freaking black.
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Like this is a mighty black, black titanium,
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but still can we not have fun colors on professional devices?
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- Yeah, not very colorful.
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Like I do like the black and white
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and I do like the natural titanium
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and the rose one presumably is red tinted.
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We don't have like a picture of that,
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but that's not really colors.
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It's just shades of gray.
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And a nice set of shades of gray
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and one of the shades of gray has a tint of color in it.
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But that's it. - Mm-hmm.
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- I mean, just like all the pro phones
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that pretty much have ever existed,
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it's like, well, you can have very light gray,
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which they call white, very dark gray,
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which they call some form of black or space or whatever.
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Then you can have maybe a medium gray
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that has a color whiffed by it, but it's not,
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it's basically like, and this year was even,
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this year was like comically bad, but the 15 Pro line,
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like now we have like four different shades of gray
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and then a blue gray. (laughs)
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- Yeah, I mean, people put cases on most time anyway,
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it's not a big deal,
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though like I said on my daughter's phone,
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she has a purple 12 that she had a clear case on
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and we recently got a new clear case
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to replace the old yellowed one.
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Looks really good in a clear case.
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Clear cases do show off the color of the phone.
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You know, it's like that purple is a great color.
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She's gonna be sad when eventually
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she has to replace that phone and her choice.
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If she had to pick from these colors,
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I don't know what she would do.
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I mean, maybe she would like the pink or the pale green,
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but that purple was great, I miss it.
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- I wonder like if, I mean, this is wish casting
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more than actual prediction, but I wonder if,
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assuming that the iPhone slim rumor actually
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has something behind it for next year,
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I wonder if they would take advantage of the likelihood
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that like I think slim owners might be less likely
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to use cases than everyone else,
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just 'cause they would wanna like kinda show off
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the slimness of it.
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Maybe it wouldn't need a case as much
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because it would be much lighter, who knows.
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Or maybe people would use more clear cases
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to help show it off, you know.
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But I wonder if they would take the opportunity
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to maybe have some more desirable or more flashy colors
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in the slim line, we'll see.
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- Well, I guess that last week,
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if it is going to be the most expensive phone,
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that means no colors.
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- That's true, I guess, yeah, following their trend,
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like the less expensive phones have the most color,
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the pros have only many shades of gray.
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So I guess maybe the slim would only come
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in like just an average, you know, 50% gray shade.
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Like that's it, just the most average color
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that is no color.
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- Yeah, I mean ultimately the pro phones
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have about as much color in them
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as my martinis have removed.
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You just wave it nearby and call it a day.
00:26:34
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All right, CrowdStrike, we're there.
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So we have a lot of feedback about CrowdStrike
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from various anonymous peoples.
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And I will read at least a little bit of one.
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One anonymous person writes,
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"I am not a lawyer, but I have quite a bit of experience
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in negotiating and then enforcing software agreements
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between security vendors like CrowdStrike
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and large organizations.
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I can say definitively the type of click-through EULA
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or end user license agreement individuals are subject to
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are not in play when multinational giants do deals.
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Each contract is spoke with vendors and customers
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going back and forth over months
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before inking deals lasting multiple years
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and millions of dollars.
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So any CrowdStrike lawsuits won't add or subtract
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to case law about EULAs.
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CrowdStrike Falcon isn't something they sell to just anyone
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and for sure not to individuals
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who would click through a one-sided EULA.
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The final contracts between giants always have clauses
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about things like software development life cycles,
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supply chain management, security practices
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and service level agreements.
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It's very common to see these phrases like quote,
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"Reasonable efforts" quote,
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and quote, "Consistent with industry best practices" quote
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scattered around.
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One of the deals are in, excuse me,
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once the deals are in place,
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there are often squabbles
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about what reasonable efforts look like,
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but customers generally win
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because vendors want to keep customers happy
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and have a hope of renewal.
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It's rare for disputes to see the inside of a courtroom
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since litigation is so expensive.
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Most of the time,
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if a vendor isn't meeting their obligations
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under the contract and shows no sign of improving,
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it's much cheaper to just migrate to a different vendor,
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providing similar capabilities
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and then bad mouth them to your entire security network.
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I guess that's the equivalent of a one star, huh?
00:28:05
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This is not a typical outage
00:28:06
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and there will be tons of litigation,
00:28:08
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both by customers directly
00:28:09
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and by their cybersecurity insurance underwriters,
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today I learned that's a thing,
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seeking to recover damages.
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CrowdStrike clearly fell down
00:28:16
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on the reasonable efforts part of many clauses
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around their development and release practices,
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so there's a pretty strong case.
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- Yeah, I remember from my jobby job,
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we had a contract that basically said
00:28:27
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that sort of the downtime stuff of like,
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hey, I'm paying for you to do the service
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and you're like a web based company,
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but what if your site goes down?
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That hurts my business.
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What's the deal there?
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And the deal was basically like,
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okay, we guarantee X amount of uptime per unit
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for a month, a week or whatever,
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and if we fall below the amount that we guarantee,
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we start paying you money for every minute that we're down
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and it's just the negotiation,
00:28:54
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just saying like, okay, well,
00:28:55
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how many hours per month do we need to be up?
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Like you can have one hour of downtime a month,
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five minutes of downtime a month,
00:29:03
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and how much do we have to pay
00:29:04
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for every minute that we're down after that?
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And that is clarifying to all involved,
00:29:08
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both to the engineers who are running the sites
00:29:10
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and also to the organization
00:29:12
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to try to have quality control
00:29:13
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and very often we would come close to,
00:29:15
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I forget what the phrase was,
00:29:17
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we would come close to our threshold
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of the downtime for a month for a particular client
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or a particular contract or all of our contracts or whatever
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and you have the classic change freeze,
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which is like, you know what,
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let's just wait for the next two days to run out
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so we can clear the end of the month and reset the clock
00:29:31
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on the service level agreement, right?
00:29:33
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And that's one way to do it,
00:29:34
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but this type of thing is like,
00:29:37
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in case of catastrophic failure like CrowdStrike,
00:29:40
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what is the remedy there?
00:29:42
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What was written into the contract?
00:29:43
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What contracts did people agree to?
00:29:45
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Does CrowdStrike have the same contract
00:29:47
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with every single person that it sells to?
00:29:49
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Probably not, so this is gonna be quite a mess.
00:29:52
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- Yep, Marius writes,
00:29:54
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the update was not released by timezone,
00:29:57
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it was released globally at the same time.
00:29:59
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I thought that's what we said last episode,
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but I guess not. - No,
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we were thinking that people in New Zealand
00:30:03
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were noticing it first,
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so my assumption at the time
00:30:05
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was that it was released by timezone.
00:30:07
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So one part of the world got it first
00:30:09
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and then slowly as it went across timezones,
00:30:11
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but according to Marius, that is not the case.
00:30:13
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- Marius continues, the update propagation
00:30:15
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took a few minutes to almost all their customers.
00:30:17
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The source of this is the Risky Business Podcast,
00:30:19
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episode 756, which we will link in the show notes.
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But anyways, Marius writes,
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I'm not sure why Australia and New Zealand reacted first.
00:30:26
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Maybe it was during their afternoon,
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but all the customers were affected at the same time.
00:30:30
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- Yeah, this seems even more bonkers to me.
00:30:33
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- Yeah, I feel like,
00:30:35
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maybe we didn't say this on the show,
00:30:36
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but I feel like we knew this even last week.
00:30:39
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- I didn't know it, so that's why I put it in there.
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But anyway, we have a source for it
00:30:41
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from the Risky Business Podcast.
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You can listen to the podcast inside,
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but that's, you know, I believe it.
00:30:46
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- All right, so another anonymous person writes,
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a phased rollout approach for CrowdStrike updates
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has its risks unique to the nature of CrowdStrike's product,
00:30:54
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that bad actors will obtain the early rollout update
00:30:56
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and through reverse engineering,
00:30:58
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obtain information about ongoing attacks or vulnerabilities
00:31:00
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and take that information and use it to attack
00:31:02
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un-updated CrowdStrike customers and also everyone else.
00:31:05
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CrowdStrike does a great deal of research
00:31:07
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on the most sophisticated threat actors in the world.
00:31:09
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They take that research funded by customers
00:31:11
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who are at extremely high risk,
00:31:13
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you know, government, news organizations, finance, et cetera,
00:31:16
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and funnel the results into the Falcon sensor product.
00:31:18
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The exploits used to get the malicious code running
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are captured and sent back to the CrowdStrike mothership.
00:31:24
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It's a virtuous cycle.
00:31:25
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That cycle is disrupted if CrowdStrike
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cannot respond to new threats in unison.
00:31:29
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By not having patches shoved down to all high risk customers,
00:31:32
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blog posts with data signatures, sample binaries,
00:31:34
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ready for the entire industry,
00:31:36
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then CrowdStrike expands access to really bad vulnerabilities
00:31:40
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to everyone who wants them.
00:31:42
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All a bad actor needs to do
00:31:43
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is have a bunch of different CrowdStrike subscription accounts
00:31:45
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on a bunch of different machines
00:31:46
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and monitor those machines for updates.
00:31:48
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If you get lucky and get selected
00:31:49
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for an early update program, analyze the update.
00:31:52
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- Yeah, this is an argument against the phased rollout,
00:31:55
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but I feel like that maybe we weren't specific enough
00:31:58
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for this, phased rollout doesn't have to mean
00:32:00
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like how Apple does it or some companies do it
00:32:01
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where you release to like 1% on the first day
00:32:04
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and 10% on the second day and whatever.
00:32:06
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Phased rollout can be over the course of 30 minutes
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for the globe, right?
00:32:10
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It doesn't have to be, or an hour or whatever it is.
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Whatever window is too small for someone to get your update,
00:32:16
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analyze your binary, figure out the exploit like this,
00:32:19
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you're racing against that.
00:32:20
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How fast can they figure that?
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If they can figure that out in 10 seconds,
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then yeah, phased rollout is difficult.
00:32:24
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But honestly, any kind of phased rollout,
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even if it's 10 second gaps between time zones, right,
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and you just do 24 time zones or whatever,
00:32:33
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even if it's just like any,
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I know from experience, like when you're monitoring
00:32:37
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during a release and something goes wrong,
00:32:40
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especially something this catastrophic,
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everything lights up within seconds.
00:32:44
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You don't have to wait for a long time, right?
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Phones start ringing, emails start coming,
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alerts start turning red on the board, like things happen.
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It's not, you know, this is what you're looking for
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and rolling out with a 30 second gap between time zones,
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you'll know four time zones in that this is catastrophic
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and you pull the big stop everything thing.
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And you can say, well, you stopped everything,
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now they learned about your exploits.
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Like it's better than bricking all of your customers
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like CrowdStrike did.
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So I still think that a phased rollout
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is exactly what CrowdStrike should be doing.
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I can't tell them exactly what those phases should be
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and how long the gap should be
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and what the risk is or whatever,
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but all at once the entire world
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is a capability they should have in cases of emergencies,
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but should not be their standard practice.
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That's just my opinion.
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- No, I completely agree.
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- Well, and it also seems like they didn't even have
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like a staging environment.
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Like before you roll out to anybody public,
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why don't you try rolling out to some test servers
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or some test clients?
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- Yeah, no, obviously their QA process
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all fell down or whatever.
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I'm just saying like this, as with all security things,
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it's a multi-level thing.
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You have staging environments, you have test customers,
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you have a QA plan, you have automated testing,
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you have validation, you have people signing off
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and you have a phased rollout.
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Those are many different layers of trying to make it
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so you don't screw something up, right?
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And yeah, they fell down lots of ways.
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I mean, you look at their analysis, like clearly,
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hey, you pushed out a thing that didn't work.
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That's a thing that you could have determined
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before you pushed it out.
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That is obviously what we're wrong here.
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But like, we're always looking at like the very last thing.
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Like the last line of defense is if it gets past
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all your other systems and you messed up your QA
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and all that other stuff, your last line of defense is
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watch as you roll it out and see if you're hosing customers
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as it goes up.
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- Another anonymous person writes,
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"CrowdStrike's driver is not the NVIDIA driver."
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I'm sorry, I should give some context here.
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This is with regard to how do you disable
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a crashing kernel extension?
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So back to anonymous.
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"CrowdStrike's driver is not the NVIDIA driver.
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If the NVIDIA driver keeps crashing, sure,
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unload it and continue to boot.
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But not the cybersecurity driver.
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I imagine every IT admin's head exploded
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upon reading Tom Warren's quote unquote brilliant idea
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to just unload endpoint protection
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if it crashes enough times in a row.
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That machine not booting is a much better outcome
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than flying blind with my entire organization on the line."
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That's very much the vibe of a security professional,
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but I do understand what they're saying.
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- But yeah, I mean, you still,
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we're talking about what can Microsoft do?
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Microsoft isn't responsible for CrowdStrike's thing,
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but they make the OS,
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and the OS could be resilient against failure by,
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if something keeps crashing on load,
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don't load that thing next time.
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But it doesn't mean silently don't load that thing.
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It could immediately send out some kind of alert
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through some kind of Windows thing to say,
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"Hey, I just booted into safe mode
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because this thing kept crashing."
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And that should light up somebody's board somewhere anyway.
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So you don't have to,
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this doesn't have to imagine that the worst case scenario
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of like it silently doesn't load your endpoint protection
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and you're running unprotected for months at a time
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because you don't realize,
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like a smart implementation of this feature
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would light up people's boards in the knock
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just like any other thing would.
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It's just that your machine wouldn't be down, right?
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Maybe it would just be booted into safe mode
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where it doesn't actually load anything,
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but it just says, "I'm sitting here waiting for you
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to update me because I couldn't boot all the way."
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And that is, for some people,
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preferable to it not booting at all.
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And on that topic is the next item.
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- Right, so what happens if you need to recover
00:36:05
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an unbootable Windows machine?
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Enterprise Windows machines often have
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lights-out management technology.
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An IT department can reach out
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and touch Windows clients from anywhere.
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Just pull up the ILO, integrated lights-out,
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management product you use
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and remote into your non-functioning client.
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You can push out an EFI application
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that boots the machine, decrypts the disk
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with the boot locker key,
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deletes the bad CrowdStrike update and reboots the host.
00:36:27
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You can script Windows itself,
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have your Windows clients boot into safe mode,
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log in, delete the bad file and reboot.
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All via integrated lights-out.
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- Yeah, that is a cool feature that you can have,
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which is essentially like,
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when they say pushing an EFI application,
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that's like the firmware.
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That's like before the OS boots.
00:36:40
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It's just the firmware that's bringing up the computer
00:36:42
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before it even starts loading an OS from a volume somewhere.
00:36:45
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So if you have the ability to sort of
00:36:48
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remotely push something, push out an EFI application,
00:36:51
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you can get that part of the machine up and running,
00:36:54
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get the EFI program to run,
00:36:56
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and as they said, decrypt the disk and do the video.
00:36:58
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That is complicated and invasive,
00:37:00
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but the thing is, not everybody has that.
00:37:01
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Yes, maybe it's industry best practice,
00:37:03
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but as I think we're learning the Delta lawsuit,
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even big companies sometimes don't follow
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industry best practices that are up to date
00:37:09
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within the current decade.
00:37:10
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That was what Microsoft's big slam on Delta was.
00:37:12
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They said, you know,
00:37:13
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because Delta's yelling at Microsoft,
00:37:14
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and Microsoft was like,
00:37:16
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Delta, unlike some of its competitors,
00:37:17
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has not updated its IT infrastructure.
00:37:19
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I think something, I'm paraphrasing what they said,
00:37:21
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but yeah, best practices may provide a solution
00:37:24
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to a non-booting machine,
00:37:25
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but they're not ubiquitous,
00:37:26
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and even just reading this description,
00:37:28
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it seems fairly sophisticated and complicated,
00:37:30
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so I would imagine there are a lot of companies
00:37:32
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that don't have that capability,
00:37:34
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even though they technically could.
00:37:36
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- And then finally, with regard to CrowdStrike,
00:37:37
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Michael Cook writes,
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"Do you think there is any chance the CrowdStrike incident
00:37:41
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"will lead to requirements for heterogeneous systems
00:37:43
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"in companies, either in OSs or security software,
00:37:46
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"to try to prevent future incidents
00:37:47
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"from taking out all systems at once,
00:37:49
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"or would it be judged too risky/expensive for the benefit?"
00:37:52
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I am not the most recent actually employed person,
00:37:56
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that would be John,
00:37:57
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but to my eyes, knowing IT folks to the degree that I do,
00:38:02
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I feel like this is a perfectly reasonable question,
00:38:05
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but I think most IT security professionals
00:38:09
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that I've ever worked with emphasize simplicity
00:38:12
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more than anything else,
00:38:13
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and making their jobs and lives simpler.
00:38:15
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So yes, what Michael's saying makes sense,
00:38:18
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like if you have a bunch of Macs
00:38:19
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as well as Windows computers,
00:38:20
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and if you have CrowdStrike
00:38:21
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as well as one of their competitors,
00:38:22
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that does cover this base
00:38:25
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so that if CrowdStrike breaks everything Windows,
00:38:28
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you either have Macs that you can use
00:38:30
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or something that's not on CrowdStrike,
00:38:32
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but I just don't see that juice being worth the squeeze
00:38:34
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from the perspective of IT folks.
00:38:36
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- Yeah, so there's two kinds of heterogeneity here.
00:38:38
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One is across the industry,
00:38:41
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and I think we kind of have that,
00:38:42
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like this affected like 1% of Windows machines,
00:38:46
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which there's obviously not some,
00:38:49
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CrowdStrike was not a 99% of machines, right?
00:38:51
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So I think across different companies
00:38:54
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across the entire world,
00:38:55
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there's enough heterogeneity
00:38:57
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that not everybody is running CrowdStrike.
00:38:59
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Maybe they're running one of CrowdStrike's competitors,
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maybe they're running nothing at all.
00:39:02
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So I think we have that.
00:39:03
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Within a given company, like should Delta Airlines
00:39:06
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not use CrowdStrike on all their machines?
00:39:08
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No IT person wants to do that, right?
00:39:10
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They really want a unified solution
00:39:13
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because running something CrowdStrike
00:39:15
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plus a CrowdStrike competitor on half your machines,
00:39:18
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now you have two places where things can go wrong, right?
00:39:20
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And also, it's not like the company
00:39:22
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can keep running successfully
00:39:23
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if only half of its computers are affected, right?
00:39:26
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You know, 100%, half, any significant percentage,
00:39:29
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even just a few in key areas is bad.
00:39:32
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And I think in general, people don't want to,
00:39:35
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which is why like why CrowdStrike is available
00:39:37
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for Mac and Linux and everything too.
00:39:38
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They don't want to have seven different
00:39:40
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endpoint protection solutions deployed in their company.
00:39:43
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It's a hassle to manage,
00:39:44
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it's difficult to keep up with all those different things.
00:39:47
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You have to sign seven different contracts,
00:39:49
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and now your user base slash machine base
00:39:52
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are divided into sevenths,
00:39:54
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all of which can fail for different reasons.
00:39:56
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I don't think this will change much.
00:39:58
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It may make vendors consider,
00:40:01
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make companies consider other vendors
00:40:03
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than CrowdStrike, obviously,
00:40:04
◼
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and the contact renegotiations for CrowdStrike
00:40:07
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will probably be very interesting
00:40:08
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in the coming year for the company.
00:40:10
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- If the company still exists in a year.
00:40:13
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- But I think that,
00:40:15
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I think that actually the world of computing
00:40:19
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showed some resilience given that this company
00:40:22
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and this update was just as catastrophic
00:40:23
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as you can imagine it,
00:40:24
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and only affected 1% of Windows PCs.
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about macOS Sequoia.
00:42:39
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And it apparently has added a weekly permission prompt
00:42:43
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for anything, any app that takes a screenshot
00:42:46
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or does a screen recording or anything along those lines.
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So reading from 9to5Mac,
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with macOS Sequoia this fall,
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using apps that need access to screen recording permissions
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will become a little bit more tedious.
00:42:56
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Apple's rolling out a change that will require you
00:42:57
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to give explicit permission on a weekly basis.
00:43:01
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And every time you reboot your Mac,
00:43:04
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multiple developers who spoke to 9to5Mac
00:43:06
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say they've received confirmation from Apple
00:43:07
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that this is not a bug.
00:43:08
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In the current macOS Sequoia beta, this prompt says,
00:43:11
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whatever the name of the app is,
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can access this computer screen and audio.
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Do you want to continue to allow this access?
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This application may be able to collect information
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from any open applications on your desktop
00:43:19
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while the app is running.
00:43:21
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Users can choose to continue to allow that app
00:43:24
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to have screen recording access
00:43:25
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where they can click open system settings
00:43:27
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and immediately be taken to the preferences pane
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for screen recording permissions.
00:43:30
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This prompt is designed to appear on a weekly basis.
00:43:35
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This has made a lot of people, justifiably,
00:43:38
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very, very, very upset.
00:43:40
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And Jason Snell did the Lord's work.
00:43:42
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He did the thing that nobody wants to do.
00:43:46
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He filed a feedback.
00:43:49
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Which generally speaking is an entire waste of time
00:43:52
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for anyone outside of Apple, but here we are.
00:43:54
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Jason filed a feedback number 14689927,
00:43:58
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asking for one week permissions is untenable and insulting,
00:44:01
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which Jon then duped as feedback 14698922.
00:44:04
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We'll put links in the show notes.
00:44:06
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And then, or I guess the numbers in the show notes,
00:44:08
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I should say.
00:44:09
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And then finally, Jason was so fired up
00:44:11
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and my favorite Jason is Salty Jason,
00:44:13
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was so fired up that he wrote an entire post
00:44:15
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about all these features
00:44:16
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because it's basically the Windows Vista-ing of Mac OS.
00:44:20
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And it's gotten bad.
00:44:22
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It's gotten real bad.
00:44:23
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But before we discuss it, the rest of the news
00:44:26
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with regard to this is a dear friend of the show,
00:44:28
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Craig Hockenberry, came up with a possible solution.
00:44:32
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There's a new API, or I guess a new entitlement really.
00:44:35
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- It's an entitlement, yeah.
00:44:36
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- Com.developer.
00:44:38
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Excuse me, com.apple.developer.persistent-content.
00:44:42
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This is an entitlement for persistent content capture.
00:44:45
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Craig writes, "The issue here is that Apple's provided
00:44:47
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"no documentation."
00:44:48
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Imagine that.
00:44:50
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Or any other guidance on how to get this entitlement
00:44:52
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to prevent an app from becoming NagWare.
00:44:55
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In the defense of Apple,
00:44:55
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they've actually gotten much, much better
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with their documentation,
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but I feel triggered whenever I see something like this.
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- Yeah, click through on the page.
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That's why, the thing I quoted there,
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persistent content capture,
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that is the extent of the documentation
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of what this entitlement is for or does
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or anything about that.
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- Well, is it no overview provided or something like that?
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- I forget what it is.
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- No, it's not that bad, but you can click on the link.
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Take a look at the page for this.
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It's not particularly informative.
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So on this whole topic,
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just to give a brief review for people
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who are less familiar with this
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or just familiar with it from the perspective of an end user
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being annoyed by these dialog boxes,
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the thinking behind stuff like this,
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and it happens on iOS with a different system as well,
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is Apple's trying to prevent the case
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where someone gets an application,
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and that application asks for some very
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potentially invasive permissions,
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screen recording permission is a great one,
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because that's like you're allowing this thing
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to record your screen,
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and you can imagine all the things
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an evil application could do with that ability.
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So they get this application,
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and on their initial run up to,
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they were highly motivated to get it
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because it seemed like some cool game or thing or whatever,
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and they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, whatever.
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The prompts come up, they're like, allow, allow, go, go,
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and they wanna play the thing,
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and they're like, do it,
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and then they find out it's a scam app or it's stupid
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or they don't like it, or they're just like,
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all right, they leave it and don't think about it again.
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But unbeknownst to them,
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they gave that permission, that app,
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screen recording permission,
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and on the Mac, maybe it installed a background agent
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that they also said, yeah, allow, fine, or whatever.
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Now there's this thing that's on their computer
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that has the ability to record their screen,
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and they completely forget about it.
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And so what Apple's trying to do is every once in a while
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and go, hey, I know maybe you forgot about this,
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but a while ago, you said that this app
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could do this extremely invasive thing.
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Do you still want it to be able to do that?
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And I think on iOS, it says no,
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uninstall the app or whatever.
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It's kind of like preventing people from clicking
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through something and then forgetting about it.
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That's the motivation for features like this.
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Why wouldn't they just take my answer and just say,
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I told you, it's supposed to be allowed.
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Don't bother me about it again.
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Because human nature is that people will sometimes
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click through those things without reading
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and they want to remind you.
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The reverse side of that is,
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and Apple made fun of this in its famous Windows Vista ad,
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the more of these dialogues you throw in someone's face,
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the more you are training them to just say,
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okay, allow, okay, allow, whatever, okay,
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just let me use my computer.
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And doing it once a week, plus on every system reboot,
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is way, way, way too frequently.
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That is annoying people to death.
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Not only will that make people click through dialog boxes
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and say, okay, okay, okay, they're gonna be so annoyed
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and related to our previous topic,
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they're probably gonna think it's the developer doing it.
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And the developer has no choice
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'cause this is an Apple thing or whatever.
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This is way too frequent.
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I just, I can't even believe that they would think
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that this is okay.
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And this is on a system, like Jason and I
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have been riding this hobby horse for a while.
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On the Mac, where in recent years,
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they've been getting worse and worse
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throwing more and more dialogs.
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At least when iOS does it,
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I don't know what algorithm it uses,
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but it's like, just so you know,
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Google Maps is allowed to use your location
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while on the background.
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You want it to keep doing that?
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I see stuff like that occasionally,
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but it's not every week.
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It's not every time I reboot my phone
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and it seems to basically take my word for it
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after I've said yes to it maybe once or twice.
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So it's a balancing act.
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That's what the title of Jason's blog post about this is,
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that Apple's permissions features are out of balance.
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It's not saying that they're good, bad, indifferent.
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There's a balance to be struck
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between making something secure
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while still not annoying people
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and also not inducing alert fatigue, approval fatigue.
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And they're just way over that line on Mac OS.
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And I really hope, that's why I duped the feedback.
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Like I wrote my own feedback and I didn't reference this,
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but I basically filed the exact same bug.
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They said, this thing where you ask every week
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and every reboot, it's terrible.
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You need a way to allow someone to say,
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you know, allow permanently.
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And when Jason was really angry about it on Maston,
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I was basically saying, and I agree with him,
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what you're basically saying Apple,
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is that I as a user can never be trusted
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to give an application permission
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to record my screen permanently.
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That's what you're saying to me,
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that I am so infantile that I am not a fully,
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I cannot never make this,
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not that I have to be asked twice, fine.
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Ask me twice, ask me are you sure or whatever,
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but that at no point will I ever be qualified to say yes.
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I swear to you Mac OS,
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it is okay for this application to record my screen.
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It is my preferred screenshotting application.
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I've been using it for years.
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I'm saying yes.
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What you're saying Apple is you are never going to be able to,
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you never are never competent to make that decision.
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And that's insulting.
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That's insulting your users.
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Your users aren't babies.
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Like yes, your users are human and fallible or whatever,
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but there's a difference between making sure people
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are aware of what's going on
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and deciding that they are not legally capable,
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not mentally capable of ever making that decision.
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That's absurd.
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- Yeah, it's real bad.
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And it's incredibly frustrating when you have a new computer
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and at least last time I did an OS upgrade,
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it was the same story.
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Just okay, I'm finally ready to go.
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I'm excited.
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- The user's brand new machine is so pretty and beautiful.
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Oh, oh, oh yep, yes, that's loud.
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Oh, that's loud, all right.
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- There's good news here on that front though.
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- Well, apparently yes.
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So Jason writes on Mastodon,
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I haven't verified it yet, but it's my understanding
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that permissions now survive a system migration,
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meaning that when you migrate,
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you won't have to approve 200 dialog boxes
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and check boxes and settings to get apps up and running.
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- That'll be great 'cause that is one huge source
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of a barrage of these dialogs.
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'Cause you kind of do them gradually over time
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as you install apps, but then you migrate to another Mac
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or something and suddenly you get them all at once.
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And this is what we were saying
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when we discussed this topic last time.
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If they can migrate these settings to say,
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okay, if you already approved these on your old Mac,
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they're also approved on your new Mac, that will be great.
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So hopefully if they did that work
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and that seems like it would be a lot of work,
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hopefully they are willing to hear feedback on this
00:50:41
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and are trying to make changes,
00:50:43
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but this weekly screen recording thing, right?
00:50:45
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And the entitlement, right?
00:50:48
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If they're doing this weekly screen recording thing,
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they should have A, documented it,
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B, announced it and C said,
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and by the way, if you don't like this,
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please request the new persistent content capture thing.
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'Cause I don't even know
00:50:58
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if that persistent content capture thing
00:51:00
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is the entitlement that will stop these things from coming.
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And how hard is it to get that entitlement?
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How long would it take to get that entitlement?
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Sequoia is gonna come out, I don't know,
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maybe not soon, maybe in October, but whatever.
00:51:10
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This seems like people who have applications
00:51:12
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that require screen recording permissions
00:51:14
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are kind of getting caught with their pants down here
00:51:17
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of like, wait, what are we doing?
00:51:18
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What is my app throwing up now?
00:51:20
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What can I get?
00:51:20
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Can I get this entitlement?
00:51:22
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Is this undocumented entitlement?
00:51:22
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Is that the thing I should be asking for?
00:51:24
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This is just not a great way to support your developers
00:51:29
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in their applications.
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And if there is this one that allows you to do persistent,
00:51:33
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what's the whole point of alerting for weekly?
00:51:34
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'Cause won't all the bad actors have requested this one?
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How will you stop them from getting it?
00:51:38
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Maybe this will all be resolved by next week,
00:51:41
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but it is an upsetting regression
00:51:43
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in Apple's handling of permissions on macOS.
00:51:48
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- Yeah, it's just,
00:51:50
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it's one of the things where I don't think
00:51:53
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any of this happened spitefully or anything like that.
00:51:56
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But if you look at security professionals,
00:51:59
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we've spoken a lot about this episode,
00:52:00
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a security professional's job is to come up with
00:52:04
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effectively infinite amounts of dialogues and nag screens
00:52:08
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and so on and so forth, because their job is to make sure
00:52:10
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that their users are as safe as possible.
00:52:13
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But as you said, it's a balancing act.
00:52:15
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And ultimately, I think this pendulum has swung
00:52:18
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way too far in the bad direction,
00:52:21
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to the point that I don't often pay attention to these.
00:52:25
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And I'm the kind of nerd that usually reads every dialogue
00:52:28
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and reads every word of every dialogue.
00:52:29
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And most of the time, I'm just like,
00:52:30
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yeah, whatever, whatever, whatever.
00:52:32
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It's just so disruptive and so frustrating.
00:52:34
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And Apple was right to poke fun at Vista,
00:52:36
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because it really was that bad.
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I mean, I think Marco was mostly gone at this point.
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I was half in that world. - I never used Vista.
00:52:44
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- Okay, I was half in that world at this point.
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It was real bad, it was real, real bad.
00:52:48
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And my recollection anyway,
00:52:51
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and admittedly I have a terrible memory,
00:52:52
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but my recollection is that this is worse.
00:52:55
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It's just incessant, and it's not helping anyone.
00:52:58
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And hopefully, somebody with a little bit of,
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I was going to say design sense,
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but really just empathy for the user.
00:53:05
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Hopefully, someone will be the voice of reason
00:53:07
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within Apple and say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
00:53:09
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let's pump the brakes on this
00:53:10
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and figure out a better approach.
00:53:11
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- As I said, it's not just empathy for the user.
00:53:13
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It is in the service of better security,
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because alert fatigue or approval fatigue reduces security.
00:53:20
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It's a thing you want to avoid for security purposes.
00:53:22
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So if you're in the security team,
00:53:24
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your job is to increase security,
00:53:25
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you should know enough, and I'm sure they do,
00:53:27
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that too many dialogs reduces security.
00:53:29
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It doesn't increase it
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because that's how people react to them, right?
00:53:33
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People don't react the same way to one alert
00:53:37
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as they do to 100.
00:53:38
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It changes how they deal with alerts,
00:53:40
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and it changes that on a going forward basis
00:53:43
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so that from now on, they will be less inclined
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to read any alert that you put in.
00:53:47
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Even if you reduce the number massively,
00:53:49
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you've trained them, I never want to read these,
00:53:51
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okay, okay, okay, you make them angry about it, right?
00:53:54
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That's the last thing you want.
00:53:55
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That's bad for security.
00:53:58
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- Well, and I can see why,
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I'm sure Apple's engineers and product people
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who are making these decisions to add these alerts,
00:54:07
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I'm sure they have all the best intentions
00:54:09
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because the reality is, yeah, some of these alerts,
00:54:11
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especially on iOS, you look at the possible attack surface,
00:54:14
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the possible damage done, some of the actual sleazy things
00:54:18
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that companies, big and small, have done,
00:54:22
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you can kind of see why they think they have to do this
00:54:25
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or why they think this is the best approach moving forward.
00:54:27
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But because there are these downsides and these costs
00:54:32
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to having these controls and warnings and everything,
00:54:35
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both to the user experience and, as Jon was just saying,
00:54:37
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to security itself, I feel like there has to be
00:54:41
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a known amount of damage that was being done
00:54:45
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or that we've seen in the wild being done
00:54:48
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to prompt this kind of change.
00:54:50
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And I just don't, I've never heard of that level of damage
00:54:54
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happening on the Mac that would cause anyone,
00:54:57
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any user to say, oh, thank God they're making this
00:55:01
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harder for me.
00:55:02
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I don't think we're seeing where is the justification
00:55:07
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out there in the wild for tightening these things down.
00:55:10
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Now obviously, you don't want to just let security problems
00:55:15
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happen to your users and then only react to them afterwards.
00:55:19
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But I feel like there has to be some balance of
00:55:22
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is there really a significant threat that's really actually
00:55:27
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even ever being seen to have happened here?
00:55:30
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Is there a lot of Mac malware that's using
00:55:33
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screen recording permissions and not just security holes
00:55:37
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to cause problems for people?
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I don't know, we've never recently ever heard of that.
00:55:42
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Maybe it happened or was starting to happen
00:55:45
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and Apple tamped down on it and that nip it in the bud,
00:55:48
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who knows, but we've never seen any evidence of that.
00:55:51
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So it's hard for us to see as the users,
00:55:54
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what justifies this level of annoyance and alert fatigue?
00:55:59
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- I think the right tool for that, if you have,
00:56:03
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if there was that type of outbreak, and again,
00:56:05
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maybe Apple would be quiet about it.
00:56:06
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I think the right tool for that is Apple having the ability
00:56:10
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and they probably either already have this ability
00:56:12
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or could make it easily to essentially cause all the Macs
00:56:15
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to reprompt for a screen recording permission
00:56:19
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because due to an acute outbreak,
00:56:21
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to nip it in the bud, but that's so different
00:56:24
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than every week and every reboot forever.
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That's situational, that's like here's a situation,
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everyone, here's a one-time push to every Mac out there
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that's on the network,
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re-approve the apps for screen recording.
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Maybe you could even have a system where you could put
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a message to that effect that says just, you know,
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due to a recent outbreak or whatever,
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I don't know how you're gonna do it,
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but anyway, like a one-time thing, it's understandable,
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it's justifiable, even Apple doesn't wanna talk about it.
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Everyone would just be like, huh, it's weird,
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I got reprompted for screen recording,
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but anyway, going on with my life.
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It's so different than as Jason was snarkily putting it,
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making a schedule on your weekly,
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making a slot on your weekly schedule
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to re-approve screen recording of the application
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you've been using since the '90s, right?
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It's just, it's absurd to say,
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then the solution is weekly and on every reboot,
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that's the wrong frequency.
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I don't know what the right frequency is,
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but that ain't it, right?
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So think again.
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- Yeah, somebody just wrote in and wondered,
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could this be in response to rewind.ai or Limitless
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or whatever they're calling themselves right now?
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- Okay, good talk.
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- I mean, I don't think Apple has anything against rewind,
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and that's like, that product is so clear.
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Like, you know it's recording your screen,
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it's part of the functionality.
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You go back and look at the recordings to find things.
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Like, that is not the threat actor
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that Apple is worried about, right?
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And that would make using rewind super annoying,
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but still, like, I love rewind, I use it all the time,
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it's important to my workflow,
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and I have to approve it every week.
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And every time I reboot, like, if you're like Jason,
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who I think still, which boggles my mind,
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you're approving it every single day, not every week.
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- Google is apparently a monopolist in a US antitrust case.
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This is reading from The Verge.
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A federal judge ruled that Google violated US antitrust law
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by maintaining a monopoly
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in the search and advertising markets.
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Quote, "After having carefully considered and weighed
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"the witness testimony and evidence,
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"the court reaches the following conclusion.
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"Google is a monopolist and it has acted as one
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"to maintain its monopoly," according to the court's ruling.
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It has violated section two of the Sherman Antitrust Act.
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Google's fate will be determined
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in the next phase of proceedings,
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which could result in anything from a mandate
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to stop certain business practices
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to a breakup of Google search businesses.
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Judge Amit Mehta rejected Google's arguments
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that its contracts with phone and browser makers like Apple
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were not exclusionary and therefore shouldn't qualify it
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for liability under the Sherman Act.
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The prospect of losing tens of billions
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in guaranteed revenue from Google,
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which presently comes at little to no cost to Apple,
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disincentivizes Apple from launching its own search engine
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when it otherwise has built the capacity to do so.
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Time and again, there's another quote,
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"Time and again, Google's partners have concluded
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"that it is financially infeasible to switch
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"the default general search engines
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"or seek greater flexibility in search offerings
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"because it would mean sacrificing the hundreds of millions,
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"if not billions of dollars
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"that Google pays them as revenue share," the judge wrote.
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In 2022, Google paid Apple $20 billion
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to be the default search engine in Safari.
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During the closing arguments,
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the judge honed in on these payments,
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wondering how other players in the market
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could possibly displace Google from that position.
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Quote, "If that's what it takes for somebody
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"to dislodge Google as the default search engine,
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"wouldn't the folks that wrote the Sherman Act
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"be concerned about it?"
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Then continuing in a different post from The Verge,
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according to Eddie Q, Apple's senior vice president
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of services, there's no other meaningful alternative
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During the trial, he said that quote,
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"There's no price that Microsoft could ever offer,"
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to Apple to get the company to preload Bing and Safari.
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Quote, "I don't believe there's a price in the world
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"that Microsoft could offer us," Q said at another point.
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"They offered to give us Bing for free.
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"They could give us the whole company."
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Geez, Eddie. - Sick burn.
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- I think you might wanna talk to Tim about that,
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'cause I'm pretty sure Microsoft is worth
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more than $20 billion, but maybe before you turn down
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Microsoft offering to give you the whole company,
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Eddie may be right there.
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Obviously, he was humorously exaggerating there,
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although it is a quote that ended up in a bunch of stories.
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- I love Eddie Q.
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- According to the judge, it's not just that Google
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pays Apple not to challenge its search supremacy,
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it would be unbelievably difficult for Apple
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to get in on the action at all.
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Unsurprisingly, both Google and Apple have looked into this,
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and their own internal estimates came out at trial.
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Apparently, Apple has calculated that, quote,
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"It would cost $6 billion annually,"
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on top of what it already spends developing
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search capabilities to run a general search engine.
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Meanwhile, in late 2020, Google estimated how much
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it would cost Apple to create and maintain
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a general search engine that could compete with Google.
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Apple would have to spend something in the rough order
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of $20 billion in order to reproduce
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Google's technical infrastructure dedicated to search.
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- I do like that.
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I love the stuff that comes out in trial,
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like the fact that both Apple and Google
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had done some math to say, you know,
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if we did, if Apple did make a competitor to Google search,
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how much would that cost?
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And Apple's estimate is like $6 billion a year,
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and Google's estimate is $20 billion.
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And you would think Google would know more,
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'cause Google has built Google,
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and Apple's like, "Ah, probably $6 billion,
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"like not even as much as the car we never shipped."
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So, this is, I mean, these things take years and years
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to go, so there'll be more about this trial or whatever,
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but this is a verdict, and the verdict is,
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does Google have a monopoly in search,
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and did they abuse it?
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Yes, that's the straight up, like,
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there was even quotes in the thing of like,
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I think some Google argument in court was like,
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you know, "This isn't illegal,
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"'cause we've been doing this for years."
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And the judge pointed out, it's like,
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"Things that you did when you weren't a monopoly were okay,
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"but when you become a monopoly, they become illegal,
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"and guess what, you're a monopoly."
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And this is like the Windows antitrust case,
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where it's like, there is no question
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that Google has monopoly-sized market share.
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Like, how many people run Windows?
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It was like, everybody, right, 90-something percent.
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Google search has just the massively dominant play,
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like 90-plus percent in search.
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It's fine to be a monopoly.
01:04:02
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Did you abuse that monopoly to extend or maintain it?
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And the courts say, "Yes, you totally did
01:04:06
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"by various things that you do,
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"including making contracts that, for example,
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"dissuade Apple to the tune of $20 billion a year."
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You shouldn't make a Google search competitor now.
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They've been rumors for years that Apple
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was considering making a Google search competitor,
01:04:20
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and I always looked at those,
01:04:21
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especially in the early days of like,
01:04:23
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that is not Apple's strength.
01:04:25
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But one of the strongest arguments with respect to that
01:04:28
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is the very early spat between Apple and Google over Maps.
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And Apple said, "You know what?
01:04:33
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"We're gonna make our own Maps."
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And they were bad, and Apple wasn't good at it.
01:04:37
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But Apple kept plugging away,
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because there was apparently no reconciliation
01:04:42
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between Apple and Google with regard to Maps.
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And today, Apple Maps is a viable competitor to Google Maps.
01:04:48
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Who would've thunk that?
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I mean, it took years and years, right,
01:04:51
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and still some people like Google Maps better,
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but I use both of them on a regular basis.
01:04:55
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And I'm not gonna say Apple Maps is better than Google Maps.
01:04:58
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I'm not even gonna say it's as good as Google Maps,
01:04:59
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but it is definitely a viable competitor.
01:05:02
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It does some things better, it does many things worse,
01:05:04
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but Apple built that with tons of money,
01:05:07
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and that's a competing product to Google.
01:05:09
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What if Google had been paying Apple $20 billion a year
01:05:12
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to make Google Maps the default mapping service?
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Apple would've never made that.
01:05:15
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That's anti-competitive, right?
01:05:17
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I mean, we're not talking about mapping,
01:05:18
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we're talking about search, but like,
01:05:20
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that's what, you know, the judge isn't saying,
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there's no remedies here.
01:05:23
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It's not like, what are we gonna do about this?
01:05:24
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That's a whole other phase, and they're gonna appeal,
01:05:26
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and they could appeal all the way to the Supreme Court,
01:05:27
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and they might be overturned, and like,
01:05:30
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with court cases, you don't know what's gonna come of this,
01:05:32
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if anything.
01:05:33
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Change in administration could change stuff.
01:05:34
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Like, there's so many factors here,
01:05:37
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but this is a significant finding and victory
01:05:39
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for the Department of Justice of saying,
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Google, you're a monopoly.
01:05:43
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You did stuff that's against the Sherman Antitrust Act
01:05:45
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to maintain it, and we're gonna figure out
01:05:48
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what that means for you.
01:05:50
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And the reason this is fun to talk about
01:05:53
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is because Apple's over there going, wait, what?
01:05:57
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We get $20 billion a year for Google
01:06:00
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for having like, a URL and a P-list somewhere, right?
01:06:05
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It's the easiest money we ever made.
01:06:06
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It has essentially 100% profit margins.
01:06:09
◼
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And this is relevant because Apple's services revenue,
01:06:13
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and the story about services,
01:06:15
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service is where the growth is for Apple.
01:06:17
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As it came out in the earlier trials,
01:06:19
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when we all kind of learned the magnitude of this,
01:06:22
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a huge chunk of Apple's services revenue,
01:06:25
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and also, services profit, services income,
01:06:29
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is that 20 billion.
01:06:30
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It's like 25% of their services profit.
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That's not a small amount.
01:06:34
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It's not like a 2% thing or whatever,
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and if Apple's whole story for their company is like,
01:06:39
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yeah, the phones aren't growing anymore,
01:06:40
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and other stuff is kind of stable too,
01:06:42
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but services is growing like gangbusters year over year,
01:06:45
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what if I told you, Apple, that potentially in five years,
01:06:49
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some court decision could say,
01:06:52
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yeah, 25% of your services revenue,
01:06:55
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that's going to zero, starting now.
01:06:57
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That would be bad for Apple, for their stock,
01:07:00
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for their story about services growth.
01:07:02
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I mean, that, I mean,
01:07:03
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and what did Apple do to bring that about?
01:07:06
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Like, did Apple do anything wrong by taking that 20 billion?
01:07:09
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Like, the courts would say no.
01:07:10
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Apple, you know, the courts would potentially say,
01:07:13
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they could say, agreements like the one
01:07:15
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you made with Apple, those are illegal,
01:07:16
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so you gotta cut off that deal,
01:07:17
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and Apple's like, oh, they have to cut out that deal.
01:07:19
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We like that money.
01:07:20
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But according to the courts, and I can see their point,
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that money is Google using its monopoly in search
01:07:29
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to prevent competition, to say,
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we are dominant and we are going to use that dominance
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to make sure nobody else ever challenges our dominance.
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We're gonna make sure that Bing doesn't get to be the default
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because they can't match our 20 billions
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that we're paying Apple.
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We're gonna make sure Apple never makes a competitor,
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one of the few companies in the world
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that could potentially even have the funds
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to try to make a competitor.
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We're gonna make sure they don't do that
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because we'll literally pay them off every single year
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to the tune of 20 billion dollars
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to make sure they don't even think
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about making a competitor.
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That's anti-competitive.
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But looking at it from Apple's perspective,
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it's like, this sucks.
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We like getting 20,
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'cause I don't think Apple wants to make a search engine,
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and Eddy Cue's there in court saying,
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I don't know what his motivation was,
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but he's basically saying, honestly,
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it's like, from his perspective,
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Apple thinks, or Eddy Cue thinks,
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that Google is better than Bing.
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And Apple's saying, we wanna ship the best product
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to our users, when it comes time
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to choose the default search for Safari,
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we're gonna pick what we think is the best one,
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and we think Google is the best one.
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And the 20 billion dollars doesn't hurt,
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but he's making the argument that,
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Microsoft could give it to us for free,
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and we wouldn't take it,
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because it would be making a worse experience
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for users on our phone.
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And obviously, the EU would say,
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why not give them a choice screen
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where they get to pick what their thing is?
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And honestly, that's always been a question
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about the 20 billion.
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Like Google, if Apple just gave people a choice
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of what they want their default search engine to be,
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even if they randomized the list,
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most people are gonna pick you anyway,
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because you got to your dominant place,
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not through illegal deals or anything,
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but because people love Google search.
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So if you just let everybody pick,
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95% of the people are probably gonna pick Google anyway,
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but still, good business is like,
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why would I give them that chance?
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Why would I take that risk?
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That 20 billion dollars is money well spent,
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because it prevents Apple from ever wanting to do this,
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it puts us as the default search engine,
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in the handheld platform where people spend the most money,
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it's no brainer that we should do this.
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So if the remedies of this court case,
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if one of the remedies is that they can't do deals
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like that anymore, I think it makes sense,
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and I think it kind of sucks for Apple,
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but honestly, we've talked about Apple's,
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how services revenue have been distorting Apple for a while,
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not with respect to this so much,
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much more with respect to what are your incentives
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when your growth is service revenue,
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in terms of product design,
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and how many ads you throw on people faces,
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how many come ons you have,
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but this is another aspect of it,
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it's like, what is this money preventing Apple from doing?
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How is this money causing Apple to become misshapen
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in its decision making to say,
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well, we could do X and we think it would be better,
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but 20 billion dollars,
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like 20 billion dollars is a big counterweight
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to lots of people who might have notions about things
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inside Apple, like, oh, what about this, what about that?
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And someone says, 20 billion dollars,
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and you're like, okay, nevermind, right?
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Little things like that,
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how many little things just never got going
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because 20 billion dollars, right?
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So I think, in the end,
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although it will be painful
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to remove this 20 billion dollars from Apple,
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it will make them a more effective organization
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that makes better decisions.
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It doesn't at all solve the problem
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of Apple being motivated to throw stupid come ons
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for their services interface constantly,
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which I think is the worst aspect of their services revenue,
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like sort of focusing on
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how can we extract more money from people
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on a monthly basis rather than how can we satisfy people,
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but that's a whole separate issue.
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- Yeah, I feel bad, not for Apple,
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but for, I think Mozilla people have said repeatedly
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that almost all their revenue
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comes from their own Google search deal,
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and even though I haven't personally used Firefox
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in 20 years or something like that,
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nevertheless, it's just, it's too bad.
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Like, I think Mozilla, by and large,
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is doing pretty good work, and for them to--
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- No, like, you haven't been keeping up
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with the Mozilla thing.
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They've been-- - Oh!
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- They've been building adware into their browser
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to try to essentially get money from, like,
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they're, the same thing happened to them.
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This revenue sort of enabled a set of leadership
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that's like, we got the Google gravy train,
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and now we can get the whole ad tech
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built into our browser gravy train,
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and Firefox users are like, we hate this.
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The reason we use this Firefox
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is not to have to deal with this stuff.
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You're betraying us or whatever,
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and it's like, if Mozilla didn't have that money from Google
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and had to find some other way to fund itself,
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one argument is, like, they'd be gone,
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and there'd be no Firefox, doesn't that suck?
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But the other argument is they would've been forced
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to find some other way to make money,
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and maybe that would've led them down
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this ad tech thing faster, I don't know,
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but like, having this amount of money from monopolists
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just swayed you from ever thinking about doing anything
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except for using them is not healthy for anybody involved,
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even though it seems like it is.
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Like, oh, it's keeping Firefox alive, that's good,
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and you know, it's kind of, from Google's perspective,
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it's a double benefit of kind of the same way
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that like, Microsoft invested in Apple to keep Apple alive,
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so they could say, see, we have a competitor.
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We're not a monopoly, didn't work out really for them,
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but you know, Chrome being able to say, Firefox exists,
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see, we're not the only browser, people have lots of choices.
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You could use Edge, you could use Firefox, and you know,
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but I don't, like, getting that kind of money,
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it's not healthy to be getting that money
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for essentially doing nothing from a monopolist, right?
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And I think it just, it makes an unhealthy organization,
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if only because it's, now your organization is susceptible
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to like, guess what, if that money went away,
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do you no longer have a business?
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And what were you getting that money for anyway?
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We were getting that money because Google thinks
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it's important for there to be some tiny browser
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that they can think of, that they can point to that says,
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see, there are competitors, and also to make sure
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no one will ever, ever, ever compete
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with their Google search monopoly, right?
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And that's not healthy, like, it's, you know,
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ripping that money away is gonna be bad,
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but again, this is gonna be a multi-year case
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and it might even get overturned,
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and who knows what will happen,
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so maybe this will all come to nothing,
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but Apple, Mozilla, all these companies now have a lot
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of time to think about this, and although I did,
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I don't think these are connected, I don't know,
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I don't know if these are connected at all,
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so take this as pure speculation,
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but a related story that I forgot to put in the notes
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is that Warren Buffett, who owns a just absolutely
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tremendous amount of the Berkshire Hathaway Company,
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owns a tremendous amount of Apple stock,
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sold half of his Apple stock like a few days
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before this verdict came out, and for years he'd been saying
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like, I love Apple, I'm gonna hold it, nothing, you know,
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unless something extraordinary happens,
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I would never get rid of it or whatever,
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then he sold half his Apple stock,
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and then this verdict comes out,
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and I don't know if they related,
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but if Apple's story for the past many years
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has been service revenue, it's where the growth
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for the company is, and this one story says,
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maybe 25% of that service revenue is now gone.
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- Yeah. - Is that a reason
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for Warren Buffett to sell half his stock?
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I don't, I don't even pretend to know
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what goes through the mind of someone like Warren Buffett
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when deciding to sell, and why would he only sell 50%
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and not all of it, and he's really old,
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and how much money does he need,
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and it just confuses me in many ways, right?
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But I don't think this is good news
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for Apple's services narrative,
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and I hope it makes them reconsider.
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I really, honestly, I wish they would break that out
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somewhere else, I'm not even included in service revenue,
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'cause what service are they providing there?
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It's like monopoly agreement, monopoly maintenance payments,
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right, it's not a service that Apple is providing.
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Even without that money, they can leave that same value
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in the P list and still have Google searches their default.
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- It makes sense if you are a professional investor.
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This suggests that Apple's revenue in a high growth area
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has a pretty high chance of going down all of a sudden.
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So I see why somebody would sell the stock.
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That being said, I think it would be better for Apple
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as a whole in the long run to not have this giant chunk
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of this revenue being on their books in this place,
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because again, as you're saying,
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it kind of suggests a different source of revenue
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than what it actually is.
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I'd say it's actually somewhat misleading.
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Even calling it services revenue,
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I would suggest as kind of misleading shareholders.
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I mean, I don't know if that legally qualifies as that,
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I'm not a shareholderologist, but it definitely seems like
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it is a little misleading to say,
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we are providing all these wonderful services to our users,
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things like Apple TV Plus and iCloud,
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and it's like, well, where does it come from?
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A huge amount comes from the Google Commission
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and App Store taxes.
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Is that services?
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- And at least the App Store taxes, you can say,
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well, this is, we run the App Store
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and this is the commission we charge.
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At least there is a service there,
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which is the App Store and the in-app payment thing,
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and Apple will tell you a million different ways
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about how that's such a wonderful service,
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but at least it's a thing that Apple is doing and made.
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This is just like we accept the check,
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and in exchange for the check,
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we do not change this string in our source code.
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- I think it is not good for Apple,
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like kind of psychologically almost,
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and certainly, it creates some weird incentives
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that I think it would be better for them
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if they didn't make a huge chunk of this money this way.
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So even though, if there is a transition away from this
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that is forced by the government or whatever,
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I think that will be some short-term pain
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for the stock and the earnings and things like that,
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but I think longer term, it will be better for them.
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But unless the government intervenes,
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this will never change.
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It's kind of like an addiction for them,
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but it's understandable why, of course,
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they would take this money if they can,
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but it would be better off if they were forced not to.
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- Yeah, and the whole point of this thing is like,
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so, you know, Eddy Cue was saying,
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Microsoft could give us Bing for free
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and we wouldn't take it, right?
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But say this money goes away, right?
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Say this actually does happen,
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which is, again, still not a foregone conclusion.
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At that point, I think Apple would be receptive
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to accepting a few hundred million from Microsoft
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for, to be in a choice screen, for example,
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or to be an option in settings, right?
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Like, deals could be made.
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Like, one of the things deals like this do
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is they don't even allow competitors to get a foothold.
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And suddenly, if Google is legally forbidden
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from paying off Apple to stay as the default,
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the door opens to other people being willing to pay Apple
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more than zero dollars to say,
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just put us in a choice screen.
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Just let us have an extension that, you know,
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like anything, like how much money can we give you
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in exchange for how much?
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Leave Google as a default, fine, right, whatever.
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But like, can we have like a one button press way
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to switch us where we can put it on our website?
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Do you wanna use Bing as your default?
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Press this, and we'll pay you 100 million dollars
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for that or whatever.
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Because Bing is not a monopoly in the search market, right?
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How do you ever get more competition, right?
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Google has abused its monopoly, you know,
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has used its monopoly to maintain and extend itself
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in ways that are legal according to this act,
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according to the judge or whatever.
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And the remedy is let's try to bring more competition
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back to the search market.
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It doesn't mean Apple's gonna suddenly make a search engine,
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'cause I still think that it's not Apple's strength
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and it'll be very, very, very difficult, right?
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But Microsoft already made one, right?
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It's called Bing, it exists, and it's not as good as Google,
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but it's never gonna get anywhere if it's like boxed out
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of even being a choice on platforms like iOS, right?
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So I mostly agree with the verdict here
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that what Google was doing was distorting the market
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and reducing competition, and they shouldn't be allowed
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to do it despite the fact that it's gonna end up,
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you know, hurting Apple.
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And, you know, I agree with Marco that like,
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it's that Apple should take this pain
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and move forward from it.
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And, you know, Jason Stell has a bunch of charts
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on his story about this that we'll link,
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showing just how big, this is revenue, not income,
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but just how big services revenue is for the company now.
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Used to be when you look at the graph of
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where does Apple's money come from?
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It was like the biggest piece is iPhone,
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and it used to be, I think, even closer
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to bigger than 50% or whatever.
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And then you'd see like the Mac and iPad
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and whatever the other categories were.
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And it used to be this little wedge called services
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that was a similar size, and services started growing
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and growing and growing, and now it's like iPhone,
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and the second biggest category, services.
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Now this, you know, to the earlier point,
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what Apple lumps into these categories, you know,
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Mac makes sense, it's Macs, iPhones make sense, it's iPhones,
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but wearables contains a lot of stuff, iPad makes sense
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there, and then services a whole bunch of other things,
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right, but services is getting worryingly large
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if you don't like the things that Apple has been doing
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in response to its services.
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And remember, services is really $20 billion from Google,
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in-app purchase for games, other App Store stuff,
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and then that's most of services, and then, oh,
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everything else, a whole bunch of little pie wedges
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for like Apple TV+, and blah, blah, blah.
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People hear services and they think it's like,
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it's Apple Music and Apple TV+, it's not.
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It's App Store, it's this $20 billion payment,
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and it's mostly games on the App Store stuff, right?
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So it's not even what it appears to be.
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And then the other graph was products,
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profits versus services products.
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If you combine all the products, profit from all the products
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Mac, iPad, wearables, iPhone, that profit,
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and compare it to the services profit,
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the product profit is spiky because it's like
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holiday season and stuff, or iPhone launch,
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I don't even honestly know what the spikes are.
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But anyway, the products thing is spiky.
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And then when the product line spikes up,
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it's way higher than services.
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But at the current state where we're not in a spike
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in the yearly product thing, the services line
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is getting real close to the product line.
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So as Snell said in his article,
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Apple made 22 billion in profit from products
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and 18 billion from services.
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This is in the last quarter.
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22 billion versus 18 billion.
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I think services are a thing that Apple should provide.
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And I agree with their new slogan of like,
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the best providers are hardware, software, and services.
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I just think they need to be more careful about
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not distorting the other two, the hardware and software,
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in service of the services.
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Like services should be, it's a prerequisite.
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You sell hardware and software, today that's not enough.
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You have to also sell services.
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Because just as hardware is useless without software,
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hardware and software these days in the internet age
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are also essentially useless without services.
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And if you're not gonna provide them, somebody else will.
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So why not make your own services that work the best
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with your hardware and your software?
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It's a thing they should do.
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They should do it even better
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than they're currently doing it, right?
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Doesn't mean they have to make Apple TV+,
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but all the iCloud stuff, all those APIs,
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the email address they provide, the Apple ID system,
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and expanding onto the developer program,
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and yes, Apple TV+, and Apple Music,
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Apple should be making those things.
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But they should be careful,
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the values that led them to make great products
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and great software on those products,
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they should be careful to say,
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those values don't matter anymore
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because services are growing.
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So screw those values,
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whatever we need to do to make services grow,
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we're gonna do it, so we're gonna start putting ads
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for our own stuff in settings, right?
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That is the anti-pattern they should be avoiding.
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So I don't really care that the services line
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is getting close to the product line,
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I care what that services line represents.
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I care if that services line represents a new set of values
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that are not the values that led them to become the Apple
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that has these great products, right?
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Because services can infect the products
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with an incompatible set of values and philosophy.
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That's the problem.
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I don't care if this graph looks like services
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are more than 50% in 10 years.
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That's great, let them be a services company
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that sells hardware and software that work on them.
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I just want the whole unit to work together
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based on the values that led to the creation
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of the original iPhone.
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- And I think also, just continuing to call the services,
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I think is really fundamentally dishonest and misleading.
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I think a better word for most of this money,
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which is the App Store taxes and the Google search deal,
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'cause remember, keep in mind, the Google search deal,
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the way it is apparently structured
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is not a flat $20 billion a year.
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It is a commission from Google's ad income
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that results from Safari searches
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from being the default in Safari.
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And I think maybe part of that contract,
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which is part of the DOJ's problem,
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I think part of that contract is that Google is the default.
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But the way it's structured, also,
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Apple has $20 billion of motivation to keep them default
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because it is a commission from ad income
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from Google searches.
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So I would actually call this category,
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I would not call this services.
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When you look at, it's coming from the commission
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from Google searches and it's coming from the App Store tax,
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I would call this category commissions, not services.
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Now, if they wanna call it commissions and services, great.
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But calling it services when seemingly at least
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the majority of the money seems to be from commissions
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on activity generated by other people, not serving.
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Again, services is a very misleading word here.
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This category should be called commissions
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and they should either break it out separately
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from services, which would look real bad,
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or call it what it is, commissions and services
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or just commissions.
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- I think they could leave App Store stuff in services
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'cause that's a service they run, though.
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At least like App Store, they run that.
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- Yeah, I think that's a very tough call
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to say the App Store tax is considered a service.
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Again, I think this is fundamentally misleading.
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- I don't think they would like the characterization
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of calling it an App Store tax, by the way.
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I think their preferred terminology would be different.
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- And Tim Cook's terminology was our commission.
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So I say, hey, let's call it what it is.
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It's commissions.
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'Cause otherwise, I really do think
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you're misleading investors into thinking that
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things like Apple Music and iCloud and Apple TV+,
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you're misleading investors into thinking
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that that's driving a bunch of revenue to the company
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that it's really not.
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While those are successful services,
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that is not 28% of their revenue.
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That is not even close to making all that up.
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So I really do think this continued quote,
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services narrative is fundamentally misleading
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to investors and to analysts like us
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who don't look too much into it.
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Because when you look into where this money's coming from,
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I think most people would be hard pressed
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to describe that as services.
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- I don't think they would consider it misleading,
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both legally and just practically speaking.
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Because one of the things that all companies do,
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including Apple, is they don't necessarily
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break down their finances to the granularity
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that you as an analyst might want.
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For every company, this is true.
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They don't tell you exactly of how many of each widget,
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of each color, of each style, of each whatever, right?
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And so by lumping things into these larger categories,
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always the analyst's job is to try to suss out
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what percentage of that is X, Y, and Z.
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And they can have guesses,
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and their guesses may be wildly wrong,
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but I don't think you can say that Apple is misleading.
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It's a form of like, look,
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how much information are we gonna give you?
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Apple could say, you're lucky we're telling you
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what iPhone, Mac, you know, hey, we break it down at all.
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We don't have to do that.
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We could just say, here's our profits, here's our revenue,
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here's our margins, and we can let you figure it out.
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And there is a trade-off there of like,
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the more Apple tells analysts,
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the more control over they have
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what analysts say about them,
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and the more control they have
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over what analysts think about them,
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but the less they tell them,
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the more they can hide a bad thing here,
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a bad, you know, a product that didn't sell well there,
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or whatever, like where is Vision Pro hiding in this thing?
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I guess it's in wearables or whatever, right?
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So like, you don't wanna tell them everything
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'cause that highlight, that can cause them to like,
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you know, zoom in on your weaknesses or whatever,
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but if you tell them nothing,
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if you just said, here's our profits, here's our revenue,
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here's our margins, just as one big pie thing,
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and we're not gonna break it down any farther,
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then they're left to wildly speculate
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about how everything is doing,
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and they could have weird notions
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that cause the stock to go way down.
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So this is a dance that Apple has always been playing,
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and in general, as Apple has become more successful,
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they have reduced the granularity
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of the stuff that they tell.
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Like a while ago, I think they even used
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to give unit sales on stuff,
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and they don't do that anymore at all, right?
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So I, you know, you could say it's,
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it is not as informative as if they broke it down more,
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and the name is misleading
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because of things they put in the categories,
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but the names of the categories,
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and the categories themselves,
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have changed so much over the years.
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Like this is just, this is part of the analyst game of like,
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can I back solve to figure out this stuff?
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And what we know about this from the billions
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in service revenue from the Google search thing,
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we only know that because it came out
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in discovery in court cases, right?
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Like Apple didn't offer that up,
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like it was wrenched from them by the law.
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That's the only reason we even know that,
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and now suddenly we can see into that pie wedge,
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and be like, oh, that wouldn't have been my guess.
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Like people didn't think it was that high, right?
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That wouldn't have been my guess to what it is,
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but now we know that,
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and now we're like peering into it or whatever.
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So again, I don't think it's specifically misleading,
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and I agree the name is not great.
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The Google thing definitely doesn't belong in there.
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Maybe App Store is arguable,
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but things like Apple TV and Apple TV Plus
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and Apple Music certainly are in there,
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and iCloud and stuff like that.
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Like anything that like,
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do you pay Apple for iCloud storage, right?
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So you can use iCloud photo library.
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That's a service.
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They run a bunch of servers.
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It's a service that works with the hardware and software.
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That should be services revenue,
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but yeah, without knowing about this stuff,
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a lot of people can look at that services revenue,
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and like you said before, like just think like Apple TV
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and Apple Music must be doing great.
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- You're killing it.
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- Not that great.
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Yeah, but the thing is like, you're right.
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Obviously, they control the messaging around this
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for lots of reasons,
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and they try to figure out what they have to
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and should break out and what they don't,
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and they keep a lot close to the vest, of course.
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The thing is though, like by making a lot of your money
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in a way that's kind of cagey and not what people expect
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can actually work against you as well.
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So for instance, now first of all,
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I should go back and clarify.
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Because the Google revenue is a commission
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on Google search revenue, if Apple is forced,
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or if Google is forced to stop the exclusivity clause,
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that doesn't mean $20 billion needs to go away
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from Apple's books.
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What that means is probably something like Apple
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has to have some kind of choice screen
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like they do in the EU.
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It's probably gonna be something like that
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as the remedy to fix this violation.
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- Yeah, guesses about remedies are like,
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remember, one of the guesses about remedies
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is like on the table is Google could be broken up.
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Obviously that's probably not gonna happen,
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but I'm saying the spectrum is wide of possibilities.
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So yeah, they could say you have to have a choice screen,
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or they could say Apple and Google can't do any kind
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of deal related to search, or they could say
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Google is broken up, or they could say nothing
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'cause this gets overturned on appeal.
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So the possibilities are numerous and wide,
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but you're right, one of the possibilities is
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that it could be like, oh, you can still have the deal,
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you just need a choice screen.
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Which as I said before, everyone would pick Google anyway.
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- Exactly, and so if that's how this goes,
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if Google just can't be exclusively the provider anymore,
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then Apple puts up a choice screen,
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and almost everyone picks Google,
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and then Google continues to pay Apple a commission
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on the ad rates, they probably won't lose much at all.
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So obviously maybe Google's willing to pay a lower rate
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per user if it's not exclusive,
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'cause it's long-term less valuable to them.
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- Or if Google is smart, maybe Google would say,
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our price is this, nothing.
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We're not gonna pay you anything.
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What are you gonna do now?
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Just give people the choice,
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they're not gonna pick us anyway, right?
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'Cause the whole thing is we were paying you
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to be exclusive, and now if we can't be exclusive,
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we'll take the 90% we're gonna get anyway.
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- Right, exactly.
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So there's lots of things that could go there,
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but here's the problem with Apple calling this services
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when it's clearly commissions.
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Then, if they do lose a big chunk of money from this,
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then the analyst narrative that they have been crafting
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for years that Apple services are a big revenue-based
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and growth area for the company,
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then everyone starts saying the wrong thing.
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Everyone starts saying Apple services took a huge hit.
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- Oh, but the analysts would know,
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and Apple would explain to them,
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Apple would say, we have a 25% decline
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in services income this quarter
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because of the DOJ Google thing,
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and analysts would know that and subtract it out,
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and then what analysts would be doing is saying,
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okay, we understand where that hit came from
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and your stock's gonna go down, so tough luck,
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but also, next quarter, what we're gonna look at is,
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of the remaining pie wedge, is that growing?
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And that's where they would take the hit.
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If that's not growing.
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And I don't actually honestly know,
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and I don't think anybody knows,
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'cause we just have these points in time of like,
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you know, what percentage of that pie wedge
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is Google's revenue, and is the Google percentage
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of the pie wedge growing or shrinking?
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I don't think we actually know.
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If you subtract out the Google payment from services,
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what has the rate of Apple service growth been
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over the past three years?
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Maybe it's been declining minus that,
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and maybe that's been keeping it up,
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or maybe actually the Google revenue has been declining,
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and it's been growing faster than that,
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but we won't know that until it's subtracted out.
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So the first time it disappears,
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they're gonna explain it, and the analysts are gonna be,
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yeah, this is the OG thing, you didn't get the money,
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you didn't renegotiate a deal,
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we're gonna punish your stock for it,
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because you lost $20 billion or whatever, fine,
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but the next time, they're gonna say,
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now we can look at the remaining services and say,
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is it actually growing?
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And I don't actually know,
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and I'm not sure anybody actually knows,
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again, maybe services is growing faster
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than it has been on a percentage basis
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without the Google thing,
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or maybe it's been growing much slower
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than all the growth has been in Google,
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but we'll find that out only after it is removed.
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- Yeah, I mean, ultimately,
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I don't think the classification is really that big a deal,
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because any investors worth their salt,
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or any analyst, I should say, that's worth their salt,
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is going to be able to figure out what this is about,
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and average day-to-day investors, like the individuals,
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if they decide to sell because the revenue is down,
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then so be it.
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I don't really think they're gonna sweat that part of this.
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I mean, I think they're gonna sweat losing that money,
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but I feel like they can talk their way through it
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in a way that would probably be satisfactory,
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at least at first, to anyone that's paying attention.
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And then, like John just said,
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the rubber will hit the road the following quarter
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to see, you know, can they make up some of that space?
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And that's fine.
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I mean, ultimately,
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I don't have terribly strong opinions about this.
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I think people choose Google,
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like you both have been saying.
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Like, they choose Google
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because Google is in many ways the best,
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and I think where it becomes gross,
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and this is what Ben Thompson's been saying
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on like dithering and on his own website,
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where it becomes gross is when Google is contractually,
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you know, entrenching themselves as a monopolist.
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Like, if you got to be a monopolist by being really good,
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then, well, okay, so be it.
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But if you stay there by way of, you know,
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contracts and law, that's, or maybe not law, but contracts,
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you know, that's where it becomes gross
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and apparently illegal.
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- Yeah, and also, like, Google is the best,
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partially because they have done everything they can
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to box out competition.
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So they'll stay the best if you never let anybody
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who could potentially compete with you from getting better.
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If you, you know, that like, it's sort of,
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you can't just say like, well,
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Google is the best 'cause everyone picks them,
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and everyone picks them because they're the best.
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If you don't also acknowledge, like, okay,
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well then how is someone supposed to get better
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and start competing with Google
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when those exclusive contracts exist
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that prevent competition?
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And so I think things like this have been holding back Bing.
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It's all speculative.
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You can say, well, Bing would suck no matter what.
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Maybe, maybe Bing would suck
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even if these things didn't happen, right?
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But we don't know, right?
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The whole point is we actually want to have
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a more level playing field.
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Do not let the dominant player use their dominance
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to prevent you from ever getting good enough, right?
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And so even though we're all dismissively saying,
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well, if you put a choice here,
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and everyone's gonna pick Google anyway,
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it's like maybe part of the reason that's true
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is because Google has made sure
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no one can compete with them.
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- Yep, that's a really good point.
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And I think the thing that I'm most interested in
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about this is what it means for Apple's perspective
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on services.
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We glanced off this a few minutes ago,
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but this is what Jason's post was largely about.
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And I think the thing that kind of gives me pause
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and creeps me out isn't really the right turn of phrase,
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but I can't think of a better way to phrase it,
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is that we just had a discussion
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about how the security dialogues,
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which are user hostile,
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are constantly being thrown in our faces,
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and there's becoming more and more and more of them.
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And as we discussed already,
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at a detriment to the user,
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we're seeing more and more of these.
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And whoever used to fight against these sorts of things
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isn't winning that fight anymore.
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We're also seeing more and more and more,
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hey, have you heard about dark matter?
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Hey, have you heard about that thing with Jake Gyllenhaal?
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Hey, have you heard about MLS, whatever, whatever?
01:34:57
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Hey, have you heard about Friday Night Lights?
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We're getting more and more and more of these advertising,
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and push notifications and things in settings and whatnot,
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in a way that that doesn't feel like the Apple that,
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not that I grew up on,
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but for lack of a better turn of phrase, that I grew up on.
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And the fact that all these things are happening,
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that the people who used to say no to these things
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apparently can't or won't say no anymore,
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or maybe just aren't there anymore,
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that's what gives me pause and gives me the heebie-jeebies,
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is that I don't want Apple,
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and this was the thesis of Jason's post,
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I don't want Apple to lose sight
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of what makes Apple so great,
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and why we are so enthusiastic about Apple,
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that we have done damn near 600 episodes of this show,
01:35:37
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largely about this silly company.
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I don't want them to lose that,
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and I fear that I'm starting to see a little bit of smoke
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around them losing sight of what makes them so special.
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And things happen, sometimes mistakes are made,
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and maybe they'll course correct, and maybe it'll be fine,
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but I don't love this feeling that I just got this like,
01:36:00
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ugh, that they're prioritizing services
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to the detriment of other things,
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that they're prioritizing security in some ways
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to the detriment of other things like the user experience.
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And I just, I don't love that,
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and I feel like they're going too far
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on a few of these things,
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and I want there to be a better balance,
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and this is one of those things where I want a better balance.
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- Yeah, it was one of the places where
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some aspects of Apple's corporate structure
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have helped it in this way,
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and I'm not quite sure how this works with the services
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things, I mean, in a company that was really divided up
01:36:33
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by like division, you could say, well,
01:36:34
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the people in the services department
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are totally incentivized to throw ads on our face
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'cause their whole point is make the line go up
01:36:40
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on their services, right?
01:36:41
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It makes sense, but like Apple has had counterbalances
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against that by, for example, having back in the old days,
01:36:49
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despite some of his bad decisions,
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Johnny Ive as the head of user experience or UI or whatever
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for the whole company, for everything,
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every single product, hardware and software,
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at one point it was like Johnny Ive and his department,
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it's like, there's no division like,
01:37:03
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oh, you're an Apple TV, oh, I can't tell you anything.
01:37:05
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No, I cut across the whole company,
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and I am in charge of the user experience,
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of the Apple experience of using our product,
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so whether it's a Mac, an iPhone, a pencil,
01:37:16
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the music app on Mac OS, like software, hardware, anything,
01:37:24
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someone was overseeing that and that group had expertise
01:37:28
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and incentives to make good user experience
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because they were judged on,
01:37:32
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do people like Apple's products?
01:37:35
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Do they think they're easy to use and pleasant to use?
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Do they induce surprise and delight, right?
01:37:41
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That's what they're motivated to do,
01:37:43
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and maybe you in the Apple TV+ thing
01:37:45
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is motivated to get more subscriptions,
01:37:46
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but guess what, you gotta go through them
01:37:48
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because you don't have your own UI team,
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you gotta go through the Apple-wide UI team,
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I forget what they call that type of organization,
01:37:54
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but it's like, it's the opposite of divisions,
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it's the opposite of having the Mac division,
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the iPhone division, the iPad division,
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and having them just have their own little kingdoms
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and their own little worlds and own motivations
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because that can distort each one of those products
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because the people in that group are motivated
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to like sell more iPhones or sell more iPads or whatever,
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and for example, if you had the iPod as a division,
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they'd be motivated to sell more iPods,
01:38:16
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but sometimes the best thing to do
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is not to sell more iPods,
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it's to have the iPhone totally cannibalize the iPod.
01:38:21
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That's the best for the company,
01:38:22
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but if you had the iPod as a division,
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they'd be fighting tooth and nail
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to prevent that from happening,
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and that's not healthy, right?
01:38:27
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And I look at things like,
01:38:28
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how the hell do come-ons about like,
01:38:31
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you know, Apple payment and the Apple card and MLS
01:38:34
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get into the settings app?
01:38:36
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Like where is the cross-cutting user interface
01:38:39
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design team on that?
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'Cause I know why like the Apple card people
01:38:44
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want that to be there,
01:38:46
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but to your point, Casey, like,
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shouldn't there be the user experience team saying,
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you may want that, but you can't have that,
01:38:53
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and how are they losing that fight now?
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Like how is that not taking place?
01:38:56
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Where is that?
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Like, I know Johnny Ive's gone,
01:38:59
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and maybe they just know,
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but like that department still exists,
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and it still, as far as I know,
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cuts across hardware and software.
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Does it not cut across services?
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This is a structural thing that's too much
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like sort of inside baseball about how Apple works
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that I'm too far removed from that I don't actually know,
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but I would hope that the structures that prevented this
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when with the hardware software divide
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with like not having the iPod team, you know,
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fighting to keep that product alive
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when it was so clear that the iPhone
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should sweep it away, right?
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Whatever allowed that to happen,
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I would hope those same checks and balances
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are still in place,
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but everything from the services side makes me think
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that somehow they are excluded
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from these checks and balances,
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and that somehow are able to infect
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the rest of the products, which is not great.
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And like I said, it's not about the revenue.
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I'm not worried about the services line going up
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and the product line going down.
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I would love it if the products were sold at cost
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or were loss leaders,
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and they made all their profit from high margin services
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as long as the holistic experience
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was the Apple experience that I know and love, right?
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And it wasn't the throw ads in your face,
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you know, crappy experiences
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that the services people seem to want.
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- So Marco doesn't really believe in the show notes
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for the most part.
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And every great once in a while,
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little snippets will arrive.
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And sometimes I just, I don't even know.
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And sometimes I don't even wanna know what they're about.
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In the after show section of our internal show notes,
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I see the following, Marco's Rivian drama.
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I'm sitting down, I'm leaning back.
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All right, Marco, what's going on?
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- I feel like we already did Rivian drama.
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Could there possibly be more Rivian drama?
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- Narrator says, "Oh wait, there's more."
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All right, so there's two areas of drama.
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One is, remember when John said
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after I got half of my car disassembled,
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he's like, at some point if that happened to my car,
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there'd be like rattles and stuff everywhere.
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- I don't think that's a fair paraphrase,
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but I always said I worry about if a large amount
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of a complicated product is disassembled, like in the shop,
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I worry that it's not gonna go back together
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the same way it was.
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- Well, I now have a substantial amount more wind noise
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coming from the right side of my car than I did before.
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- Oh no, oh no.
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- So I'll have to get that looked at.
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It was not perfect before.
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Before the repair, if Tiff ever rolled down
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the passenger side window while the vehicle was in motion,
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when she rolled it back up again, you'd hear wind noise.
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Until we stopped, she would open the door
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and close the door, and that would fix it.
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So there's obviously somewhat of a seal issue on that window.
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- So strange, it seems like such an error
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to have a vehicle.
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It's brick-shape, it cheats the wind.
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- Now there is substantially more wind noise
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from the right side and some occasional hums
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at certain speeds, so.
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- You just need to back into a stump
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with your other side of the bumper.
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- Yeah, that'll fix it.
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- Then you balance out the wind noise,
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it will cancel out like force-canceling woofers.
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- Yeah, so I have to deal with that at some point.
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God knows if it's gonna be a mess of like,
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who deals with it, the body shop or Rivian service?
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We'll find that out.
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That's part of the problem.
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So I took a long trip with the Rivian this past weekend.
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After the first fast charge at a Rivian charger,
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the Rivian Adventure Network charger, which is very good,
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I pulled away from the charger and I got a bunch of warnings
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on the dash saying, "Battery fault, service SUV immediately."
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- Oh, that's definitely reassuring
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as you're presumably two to three to four hours
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away from home.
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- On a multi-hour trip that I intend to keep going on,
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going to an event that, you know,
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we were going to a friend's wedding in Canada,
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so it's a bit of a drive.
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So I'm like, well, let's see if I can just defer this service
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'til I get home, try to go,
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and I notice the car's going extremely slowly.
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- This sounds all too familiar
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and I am having real bad flashbacks right now.
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- It's running on half the number of cylinders.
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- So I pulled into a gas station and I'm like,
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it's barely usable, I'm like, what do I do?
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So I thought, let me try, this is a computer product.
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- Yeah, you gotta reboot it.
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- I'll try rebooting it, that's it.
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- Never fails, never fails, number one diagnostic technique.
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- Yep, and I had to do this for Tesla
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on a fairly regular basis as well.
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You figure out, oh, you push the steering wheel button
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and something else for a few seconds.
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With Rivian, it's so funny, it's like you push
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the left steering wheel button and the emergency flasher
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button on the roof, so it feels just like
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control alt delete for a car.
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- You should have to hold down the horn as part of it.
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You hold down the power button and the horn is like,
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ha, what is that, oh, somebody's just rebooting the Rivian.
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- Right, exactly.
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So it's this ridiculous process, but I did the full reboot
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and they even warn you when doing that,
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there's a couple of minor reboots,
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but if you do the big reboot, they even say,
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don't do this more than once an hour
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because certain subsystems might take that long
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to come back up.
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Like, okay, that's a little disconcerting as well,
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but fine, we'll deal with that.
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So anyway, I do the full reboot, the car,
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it takes like five minutes to reboot.
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It comes up, it's fine, okay.
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- This is basically what happened with us,
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if I recall correctly.
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When it came back up, it was not fine for just a moment
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and then within moments of you driving away,
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if I recall correctly, it was fine.
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- Yeah, this was fine immediately this time.
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So I'm like, okay, well, I guess I need to get service,
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but maybe I can continue this trip
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and get service like next week
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and not right now and canceling this trip
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or getting a rental car and leaving my car
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in Newburgh or whatever.
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So anyway, so, continue on the trip, fine.
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At the next charging stop,
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when I plugged in the fast charger,
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now I should clarify, at the next charging stop,
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this was the only charger in a pretty big area.
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I knew it was there and so I kinda took a risk to get to it.
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I arrived at it with like 10% charge.
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It's a pretty low amount of charge
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and it was like, if I really had to go to another charger,
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I could maybe make it, but it would be a stretch.
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I really needed to charge here.
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So I get there, 10% and I plug in
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and the charger will not start.
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Every time it's about to start,
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the car shows a message saying,
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battery fault, please service immediately.
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- So I'm like, oh, now my car won't charge
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on a trip when I'm in the middle of nowhere at 10%.
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This is not good.
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So I try, let me reboot again.
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After the reboot, it comes back up,
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the problem is fixed, I can charge again.
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On the way home, I arrive at this charger.
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Now I should clarify what this charger is.
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This is an Electrify America charger.
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Now I have, when I first got the Rivian a year ago,
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I believe I said on this show,
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Electrify America chargers are fine.
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They're plentiful, they work, some of them are pretty fast.
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So it's fine and it's competitive with the superchargers
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in terms of like utility that it offers on a long road trip
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and a vehicle that has a CCS plug
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and has no supercharger access is fine to own
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because Electrify America stations are pretty decent.
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And I believe I gave an update to that statement
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a few months ago that my experience with them
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was declining rapidly, that it seemed like
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even within the span of one year
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that Electrify America's chargers,
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which are the primary decent fast chargers
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that are not Tesla's port in the US,
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but that Electrify America's chargers were,
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in my experience, declining quickly,
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that there were way more breakages of them.
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Like you show up and half of them aren't working
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to our earlier conversation.
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And way longer lines, you have to actually wait
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to get to them sometimes because there's been so many EVs
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sold in the last couple of years in the US,
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which is great, EVs are taking off.
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They're everywhere, especially in wealthy areas
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like New York, they're getting very, very common.
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But the problem is that the Electrify America network
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and chargers not only have not scaled
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to address the growth, but also are actually getting worse
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because they keep breaking and it seems like
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no one is fixing them.
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So this is what this station was.
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I stopped there, on the way up, it has four chargers
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in the middle of this giant parking lot surrounded
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by big box retail stores, four chargers.
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On the way up, only three of them were working.
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And I had to wait 20 minutes.
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And then when I actually finally plugged in,
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it advertised that it could go up to 350 kilowatts
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and it went 90.
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So okay, not a great showing.
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When I get to the same station on the way home,
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only two of them are working.
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- Why would you go to the same one?
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Go to a different one.
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- There's nothing else around.
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So I get there, only two of the four are working.
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They're all full, of course, when I get there.
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Now of course, I do what everyone does
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when they pull up to Electrify America charger
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that has two open bays because the things are dead.
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I pull into one of them and say, let's try it.
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What the heck?
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Maybe it'll work for me.
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And of course, I pull in and it doesn't work for me,
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so I back out and I kind of get in a position
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that suggests I'm in line.
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'Cause see, this is the problem with car chargers.
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- It's like the Apple store.
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- Yeah. (laughs)
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Imagine the Apple store, but with way higher stakes
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and everyone's mad and there's no one working it.
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- And they're the size of cars.
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- So you can't easily jockey for jostling around
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to form some amorphous blob of checkout.
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Imagine that, but with pieces of steel,
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they can't touch each other.
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- Exactly, or it'll cost $20,000.
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So anyway, so the problem with EV charging.
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Now again, before this I had Teslas, of course,
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so I've done a lot of EV charging.
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EV charging logistics, when you're at a fast charger
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on a highway trip, again, these are unstaffed.
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No one is working the chargers.
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No one is watching the chargers.
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No one is policing the chargers.
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It is just unstaffed, almost public infrastructure.
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You show up and you hope that nothing bad happens
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and you hope your car can get there
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and people won't mess with it
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and other people won't be a problem,
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because again, there's no one working it.
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- That's why they should be selling potato chips
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in a little hut with a strolling teenager in there,
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'cause then he at least knows, hey,
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one of the things went out and send an email
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to somebody who comes and fix it eventually,
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but with nobody there and with Target doesn't care.
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You know what I mean?
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It's just there's literally zero people to notice,
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hey, everything is breaking.
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Call the people who come and fix it.
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That probably happens on a week or a month lag
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when just enough people get angry about showing up there
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and having it not work and send some angry email
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when they get home.
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- Right, exactly.
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And so, the thing is, when I was first in the EV,
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first in the EV world, it was pretty much only Teslas
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that were getting any kind of traction,
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and certainly at Tesla's own chargers, it was only Teslas.
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Superchargers tend to be built with lots of bays.
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Even back when I first got Tesla,
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I mean, 2016 I think was my first one, it was a while ago.
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So even back then, the superchargers that would be built
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with like six, eight, 12 bays,
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so there were a lot of bays,
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and because it was only Teslas
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and because it was so long ago, there was never a wait.
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There was always capacity, and you would show up,
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and the only other car that would be there
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would be some other nerd or hippie who bought a Tesla.
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So it was a very different crowd,
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and a much smaller one than what is at
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a modern Electrify America charger today.
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So today, you show up to these chargers,
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and they are almost always full or almost full.
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Now, the entire idea of an unmonitored, unstaffed,
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unpoliced charger totally falls apart when you have to wait,
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'cause now it's anarchy.
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Like when you have to wait, now it's like,
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okay, we're gonna kind of form a weird queue,
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and everyone's gonna kind of keep track,
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oh, you were here first, then you, then you,
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but what happens if someone jumps the line
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or is a jerk or has a dispute over who was first?
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- You should just put your quarter up on the charger.
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Kids listening, a quarter is a unit of currency
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that comes in coin form.
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See, I thought I was gonna explain the arcade thing,
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but now I'm trying to explain coins.
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- Yep, I sure did.
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- 'Cause how many kids know what coins are?
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- Fair enough.
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They barely know what cash is anymore.
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Anyway, so we arrive at this charger on the way home.
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Again, I have something like 12%,
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like I'm not gonna make it to the next one.
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And the two that are working are, of course, taken,
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and there's another car waiting.
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So I'm gonna be the second in line for the next one.
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And of course, there's nowhere to park
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that would form a natural line.
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It's just like these things on the side of a parking lot
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with one of those kind of parking lot through streets
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right in front of it, so there's not even really space
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around it to form a weird queue.
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So we just kind of pull up near it and hope for the best.
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The car on the end, one of the active cars,
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is parked comically diagonally across two spots.
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Like, it's chaos.
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So I'm like, all right, I'll wait.
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And because EV charging takes a half hour or whatever,
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most people who charge their car don't stay in it.
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They get out of the car and they go over
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to one of the big box stores that's nearby
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and go to the bathroom, do some shopping, whatever.
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- Now it's the communal laundry machine at college
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where it's like, the person's not there,
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but their load is done, so you take those wet clothes out
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and you shove it on top of the machine
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and you put your clothes in,
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but kind of hard to do that with a car.
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- Interesting that you mention that.
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So, as we're sitting there waiting,
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this becomes, this is a pretty long wait,
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and so everyone's upset.
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So the one car waiting is upset, everyone else is upset.
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Eventually, one of the cars finishes,
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the one person in front of me,
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they get to take that spot.
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Okay, so now I'm next in line.
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The diagonally parked car is still there.
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It's been there for a while.
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So I'm like, I wonder how close they are to finish.
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Let me get out and look.
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I get out, I walk over, their screen says 81%.
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I'm like, great, that means this person
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is gonna be done really soon.
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I'm gonna get this spot next, this'll be great.
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And a few minutes later, a woman walks up to this car
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and I'm like, yes, this is it, finally gonna be us.
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She walked over the car, she opens the door,
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pulls out of the car, one of those clear, square
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to-go containers full of salad, opens it up
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and starts eating the salad and closes the car door
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and walks away with the salad to disappear
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into the nearby shopping center.
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- No, no. - Yeah, and I'm like, uh-oh.
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She's not leaving, but her car's, at this point,
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probably well into the 80s.
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Like, what's gonna happen?
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Like, what, where is she going?
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No, go! - She wants that 100%.
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And so Tiff and I are like, where, like,
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and of course, so we name her Salad.
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We're like, where did Salad go?
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Like, when's Salad coming back?
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And like, surely the car has to be like,
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in the 90s by now.
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And then, as we're wondering where Salad went,
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another car pulls up and two dudes get out.
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And I use the term dudes with some emphasis here.
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These are the kind of guys who, if they walk up
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to a bunch of people at an elevator,
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who are standing waiting for the elevator to come,
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they're the kind of guys who will tap the button
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Like, really, like, just like tap it a thousand times,
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just 'cause they assume, of course,
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none of you thought to push the button.
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And not only do you not think to push the button,
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but if you push the button very aggressively,
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maybe the elevator will come faster.
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It's those kinds of dudes who come up.
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They come up, of course, they try both of the other spots
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that don't work, 'cause again, it doesn't work
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for anyone else.
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The app says it doesn't work, but hey, maybe,
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maybe it'll work for these dudes.
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Of course not.
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Then, they look over at Salads' car,
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and they unplug it.
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- Wait, that's possible?
01:56:57
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I didn't think that was possible.
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Some of them have locking mechanisms, but not all of them.
01:57:01
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Some of them, the cables lock in, for this reason.
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Keep in mind, and this is one of the things,
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all Teslas lock their cables in.
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The reason why is because, first of all,
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things like this, but when Tesla was first
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entering the market, there was, and still in some places is,
01:57:18
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but especially back then, there was a lot of,
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let's say, conservative people who would even vandalize,
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or try to vandalize EVs.
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Their mere existence angered certain people in the US.
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Tesla had to design their systems
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to be a little bit defensive.
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That's one of the reasons why the Tesla plug
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locks into the vehicle, and why you can't stop a Tesla
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from charging if the car is locked
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and the person's not there.
01:57:48
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I mean, you can try to cut the cable, I guess,
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but that would be quite an operation.
01:57:52
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- Don't do that, please.
01:57:53
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- Yeah, for lots of reasons.
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You will probably kill yourself,
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and also you shouldn't do it for lots of other reasons.
01:57:58
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But anyway, Salad's car is unplugged.
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Now, we are in line right behind Salad,
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and we're like, when she comes back,
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she's gonna think we unplugged it.
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- And then there's gonna be a conflict
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that I really don't want, and I'm like, oh, God.
01:58:13
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This makes me look really bad,
01:58:16
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'cause these dudes came and unplugged it.
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And oh, and the dudes motioned to me to say,
01:58:20
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oh, come pull up next to her and start plugging into it.
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They want me to pull up diagonally next
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to her diagonally parked car.
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- Which, of course, I'm like, then I'm gonna walk away.
01:58:30
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She's gonna come back thinking I did this,
01:58:32
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and maybe vandalize my car or something.
01:58:34
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There's another $20,000.
01:58:37
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There's so many parts of this that I do not want this.
01:58:40
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I'm like, now what?
01:58:41
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So I told these guys, no, I'm gonna wait for her to come back.
01:58:45
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I'm not taking that, I'm not doing that.
01:58:47
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But they had unplugged it.
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They even then closed her flap to the plug.
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And I'm like, I can't believe the gall of these dudes.
01:58:59
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- What were they driving?
01:59:01
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- The Kia thing that I like, the hatchback-y one.
01:59:05
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- The EV6? - EV6?
01:59:07
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- No, the good one, the five, I think.
01:59:09
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- The Ionic 5? - Yeah, that's it.
01:59:11
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Yeah, okay, Nokia, right, okay.
01:59:13
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Whatever, yeah, the head of the Ionic 5.
01:59:15
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Anyway, now the car's unplugged.
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It's starting to rain.
01:59:19
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We're like, where the heck is Salad?
01:59:21
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Now it's raining, she's stuck in the mall somewhere.
01:59:23
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I'm like, now what do we do?
01:59:25
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Oh God, she's gonna come back, she's gonna see us.
01:59:28
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We're gonna have to explain to her.
01:59:29
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Tiff's like, don't worry, I'll explain to her.
01:59:31
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I'm a woman, she'll get it.
01:59:32
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No, that's not, I don't want any of this.
01:59:34
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I'm freaking out.
01:59:36
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- Tiff's gonna get beat up.
01:59:37
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- If there was any other charger nearby,
01:59:40
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I would've just left.
01:59:40
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I'm like, I don't wanna deal with this,
01:59:41
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but I couldn't go anywhere else.
01:59:43
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Eventually, the other car, eventually,
01:59:48
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the other one that was working, that car finishes.
01:59:52
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Thank God, I'll take that spot.
01:59:54
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I position myself, I would say extremely aggressively
01:59:58
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as they pull out so that the dude car
02:00:01
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does not take this spot.
02:00:03
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- Suddenly you don't care about another $20,000 repair.
02:00:05
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- Yeah, I'm like, I am not gonna have a conflict
02:00:08
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with Salad over this unplugging incident
02:00:10
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that I would never do.
02:00:12
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So finally, I pull in, I get my spot, I start.
02:00:16
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Of course, the dudes immediately go diagonally
02:00:19
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parked next to Salad and take her cable.
02:00:21
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I'm like, if you don't, fine.
02:00:22
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But you're plugged in, we got out,
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the dudes get over there.
02:00:25
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And of course, Tiff was like, the way the dudes
02:00:29
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use their car was the car version of manspreading.
02:00:33
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Like, they opened, they parked next to Salad diagonally,
02:00:36
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and they opened up every door and the trunk,
02:00:39
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and the car was just like spread out across the whole,
02:00:42
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and we're like, of course these dudes.
02:00:45
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But anyway, so we get out and we're like, this is perfect.
02:00:51
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Now, when Salad comes back, she can deal with these dudes
02:00:54
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who actually did it.
02:00:55
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We are outta here.
02:00:58
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So we go do some shopping ourselves.
02:01:01
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- Wait, you went to do some shopping?
02:01:02
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I would be in that car waiting for Salad to come back.
02:01:04
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There's no way I'd wanna miss that.
02:01:05
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- Yeah, I would wanna watch, absolutely.
02:01:07
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I want the, I'm so conflict avoided.
02:01:09
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I'm like, I don't even wanna see this.
02:01:11
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I don't want any part of this.
02:01:12
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- You could get splash damage from the conflict though.
02:01:16
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Get to defend your car.
02:01:18
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- So anyway, we're shopping.
02:01:20
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The charge is going actually impressively fast.
02:01:22
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That time it went to 150 kilowatts.
02:01:23
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Like, all right, that's good.
02:01:25
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And then I get a notice as I am shopping
02:01:29
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that charging has stopped on my car at about 82%.
02:01:34
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- Oh, well that's not so bad.
02:01:35
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- I'm like, well, I mean, I need it.
02:01:37
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I was hoping to get until like 85, 90, but okay.
02:01:40
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That's weird though.
02:01:41
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Why did the charger stop charging my car?
02:01:43
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And the app just said like waiting on charger or something.
02:01:46
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I'm like, I bet they tried to unplug me.
02:01:49
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- Does the Rivian lock in?
02:01:50
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- It sure does.
02:01:52
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But if you push the release button
02:01:55
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on Electrify America charger, it stops charging.
02:01:58
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So you are able to stop someone's charge,
02:02:01
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but if their cable's locked in, you just can't take it.
02:02:04
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So you've just now stopped it for no reason
02:02:06
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and then you're just wasting time.
02:02:08
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So, (laughs)
02:02:10
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so sure enough, I go back to the car.
02:02:13
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Those dudes have since left.
02:02:15
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Now there are two new vehicles waiting.
02:02:20
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One of them is of course a giant truck
02:02:23
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with a guy who is exactly what you'd expect
02:02:25
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the kind of guy to be driving a giant truck.
02:02:28
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And the other one is just some other dude.
02:02:29
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And you could tell they are having a heated discussion,
02:02:33
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possibly over who goes next.
02:02:36
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And I walk up and Tiff and I get in the car
02:02:39
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and I unplug my charger and we just get
02:02:43
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the hell out of there.
02:02:44
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I said nothing, I didn't look at them.
02:02:47
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I said nothing to them.
02:02:48
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I'm just like, you know what?
02:02:49
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Screw these guys.
02:02:50
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They can fight it out themselves.
02:02:52
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I am getting the hell out of here.
02:02:54
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We went to the next charger down the road to top off.
02:02:58
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And it was one of those that's a combo supercharger
02:03:02
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and Electrify America in the same parking lot.
02:03:04
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And there were 12 chargers.
02:03:07
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Four were occupied.
02:03:09
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There was a family playing catch in a field next to them.
02:03:13
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It was like an oasis of peace.
02:03:15
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(both laughing)
02:03:18
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Anyway, that's all that is to say.
02:03:20
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The Electrify America charging experience
02:03:23
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is really I think degrading quite a lot
02:03:28
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to the point where even as my car is breaking,
02:03:32
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oh and I did have to reboot it two more times
02:03:34
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at different chargers on the trip.
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Even as my car is weirdly breaking
02:03:38
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and I have to maybe get it serviced.
02:03:39
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- Maybe get it serviced?
02:03:41
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You have to get it serviced.
02:03:42
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I hope it's already in the shop.
02:03:43
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- Yes, seriously. - Well, it's not yet.
02:03:44
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I have to schedule it now.
02:03:45
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But I've been traveling until yesterday.
02:03:48
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So it's been an ordeal.
02:03:51
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But I will never buy any EV for the foreseeable future
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that cannot at least also use Tesla's superchargers.
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There's so many great options on the market right now
02:04:05
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that only have CCS plugs for the next year
02:04:07
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or two or three maybe.
02:04:08
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And then they'll convert to NACS.
02:04:11
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There are certain brands that have deals with Tesla
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or can use adapters.
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I will not buy any other EV.
02:04:17
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And I cannot recommend that anybody else buy any EV
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that cannot somehow either natively or through an adapter
02:04:25
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use Tesla superchargers in the US.
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Because the rest of the charging scene
02:04:30
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is getting bad very quickly.
02:04:32
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It's only going to keep getting bad.
02:04:34
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And what if you were in a situation
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where you have to stand up for yourself in a charger
02:04:39
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and say you're a woman.
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And the other people at charger
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are aggressive seeming dudes.
02:04:44
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This could be really bad.
02:04:45
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This could cause bad situations for sure.
02:04:48
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Again, I have had only positive experiences
02:04:52
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with Tesla superchargers.
02:04:54
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And I have had so far only quite negative experiences
02:04:58
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with Electrify America and other CCS chargers.
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And so I gotta say, use Tesla chargers whenever you can
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people out there with EVs.
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And do not buy any more EVs that can't use them.
02:05:10
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- I hope this whole experience has made you more prepared
02:05:12
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for the coming water wars.
02:05:15
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- I'm sorry, what?
02:05:16
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- Climate change, you know, water wars.
02:05:18
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Come on, keep up, science fiction.
02:05:20
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But not really science fiction.
02:05:21
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Now it's science fact.
02:05:22
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Yeah, resource scarcity.
02:05:24
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Brings out the best in everyone, said no one ever.
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(door slams)